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>>566982564goab
coomin'
>>566982652gulge
Why doesn't chapter 4 reveal the Old Man as Gerson?
>>566982839there is an entire scene with big thunder and everything revealing that the old man is gerson and this is a pretty big plot point
>>566982839Because it's not actually Gerson.
post charas with chara-core musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HXa4UiY8Yc
>>566982764battle of the bulge
wowee! that was a good shower!
>>566983565Did you see me
>>566983565Coconut shampoo, good choice
>>566983565I bet you didn't even do any cool tricks.
>>566983356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfmVUsx6W5M
>>566983562Bulge at the Gates
>>566982839old man wasn't actually gersonhe was what alvin saw gerson as
>>566982839What difference would it make? You know it's Gerson, Kris and Ralsei probably know it's Gerson, but Susie doesn't know who that is beyond "the priest guy's dad."Ralsei also clarifies that the old man is in fact a Darkner, created from Gerson's dust and the ensouled hammer. It's not really Gerson, in the same way that Flowey isn't really Asriel.
>>566983945battle of the gates: battering ram edition (colorized 2026) in cinemas THIS SUMMER
i want to corner kris up against a wall and watch their face as i wrap a collar around their neck, then yank on the leash and make them go on a walk with me in the woods
>>566984114>alvindess
the real gerson didn't have a cane or bum leg, the hammer of justice has that because he's a duster
>>566984134Epic Bulge Battles of HistoryTHROBVS.TWITCHBEGIN!
>>566984297>desscarol
>>566984114He had the real Gerson's memories, it wouldn't really make sense for him to immediately start writing a letter of his regrets to Alvin otherwise>>566984436>the real gerson didn't have a cane or bum legHe's old
>>566982481Hoo...
*slams everyones cocks like this*
>>566982481https://youtu.be/h3fmby0d6eU?si=os1eo80pZfkwQBeM
Has anyone created an Absolute Undertale AU yet?
>>566984116Because Kris knows it's gerson that why
THEY HAVE SENT THE DOE INTO SPACE
>>566984573>carolnoelle
>>566984707...man!>>566983356
>>566984743*does this to your ass*
>>566984469>ERROR: YOU NEED TO PAY THE MONTHLY PREMIUM FEE TO ACCESS THIS MOVIEgrimbut seriously though i am holding back because i don't wanna get whacked for offtopic again so soon.
>>566984707i think this is my first time seeing underass
>>566984860>noellerudy
>>566984116this line is going to haunt the game for the rest of it's development isnt it
>>566982681yeah now you are~
I love fish
>>566985127That's fair. I'm about to have dinner so bye for now!
COPIES ARE MONOCHROME FREEDOM'S JUST A THING FOR BIG SHOTS THE VAST GARDEN IS CHARRED IN AN INFERNO OF JEALOUSY MIIIIKEEEEEEE
>>566985439cya laters! :)
>>566985216>ass_visible_through_thighs (52490)
how are you posting here without stimmies?
>>566985216ass fangs...
>>566985313I still shouldn't have shat all over her passions, but for what she did later I no longer feel bad with doing that! All for you, audience. I have to admit, I did have a bit of an ulterior agenda here. All those red flags still bothered me (not enough lmao). I wanted to test how she handles criticism, guys, I'm going to teach you a harmless trick to see if somebody can't handle criticism. The sandwich method, you put a criticism with 3 compliments. The criticism should always be somewhere in the middle, if the person goes berserk over the criticism? Well, you got an idiot on your hands. She is oversensitive, but that is not something I can blame Genebeard for. She needed alone time. Sure.I told genebeard I expect her to message me when she recovered, even though it's totally ridiculous for her to whine this much, I can't change how she feels. I was worried sick, I gave that gal the entire weekend to relax from something hurtful, but not THAT hurtful. I am quite the paranoid and anxious personality, and Genebeard knew this. She knew I can't handle this silent treatment narcissist shit and yet she does it to submit me.
>>566985262>rudy ruddie
>>566985490
>>566982839Because Gerson is fucking dead, that isnt him and Susie had no idea who it was until she sees the hammer in the office. I do wonder how aware of shit he was though, other darkners act like they existed for ages even when their world was only just created.
Do you think the fun gang will ever actually try walking past the borders of Hometown, and if they do will there be anything there or would this be the point "Hometown" starts falling apart
>>566985413Goliath Grouper also your fave? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPYgtVHa8NI&list=RDXPYgtVHa8NI&start_radio=1>>566985882LOOK, LOOK, THIS IS DOOMER GIVING THE MATING SIGNAL <3
>>566986189I thought Mew Mew is an enby or something
>>566986472Kraut called you retarded today.Monday I told her that we're going to have a talk, whether she wants to or not. She wants to break things off. ''I feel you don't respect my boundaries Dark'' YOU SET NONE YOU STUPID COW, I ASKED EVEN. When I told her it's shitty of her to break off a fresh relationship so soon over something shitty but not major, and how it's unfair to me for the effort I have put in, for the rarity a match in weird outcast communities, for manipulating ME. ''Dark now you are playing the victim and I'm not falling for that'' I was LIVID! ''How about I go in attack mode as perpetrator, then?!'' and blocked. Narcissists going to project I guess. I hate narcissists and wish we could make a chemical weapon that just targets them.
>>566985302Nope.
NEWSELETTER IS OUT
use that report button pls
>>566986909your singular posts can’t trick me, I’ll know when it’s real when 10 posts linking it simultaneously flood the thread
most poorly aged line in deltarune?
>>566986437The last time we go to the lake, the Riverperson will be there waiting to take us to the other side
>>566986189well, there is not a man here
>>566986189theres like super duper a man there
>>566987295i fucking hate this little bastard. stupid fucking pointless mystery garbage asshole.
>>566986486enby2female
>>566987874>female to female
>>566987796Good, you need that anger so you can push kris to kill him in weird route and we can read whatever fucked up lore the last book has that he's keeping us from
Found the birds comic I mentioned last thread. Give me a bit it's like ten pages.
>>566988005
>>566983356https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFLnbwfPFoU
>>566987249I think I'm gonna take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.
>>566988219
>>566986593I call him incel so what?Now, prepare for dragon hot sauce. your devastation is imminent and that will be your final reward for endurance~
>>566987796He's just a chill guy...
>>566988404
>>566988005>>566988606Ohh sweet, neat to see this artist also notice the abundance of birds/bird-adjacent things in deltarune
am bored, should i start talking to the pillars or should i sleep?
>>566988606
>>566987796toby is a hack
>>566988954
>>566989158
>>566988947I'm feeling generous, maybe one of my wisdoms will stick. what do you need?
>>566987796I think he's really interesting and one of my favorite npcs
>>566988005Found out the other day that these guys are supposed to be the prayer candles in the hallway, and they have flavor text corresponding to the dead monsters in the graveyard>>Snowdrake's Mom>Guei turns its head like a bird. Guei rattles its claws.>>Endogeny>Guei wags its tail. Guei howls hauntingly.>>Shyren's sister>Smells like teens. Smells like spirits.
>>566988947Thread seems slow so you probably won't miss much by going to sleep.
>>566982839It wasn't Gerson. Alvin killed himself and made Asgore shove his dust in a jar with his father's hammer to trick the Dark World into reviving him as his father, under the promise that Asgore could become the shota femboy that Toriel fell in love with again
>>566989380
>>566989429what i need? idk, was just scouting to see if any of the pillarmen wanted to say something to me, didn't have anything in particular to initiate a convo with.>>566989532that's probably true, i'll go to bed in maybe 15 minutes.
>>566989564better than the sans cuck plot
fucking darkies
>>566989584Birds the word. This is the last page. What's it all mean? Does it mean anything? Whoooooo knoooowwwwssss.
>>566989719Good night, fren! Sleep well!
what should i buy at the store
Deltarunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yx8KSyXEO0
>>566989818Thanks for sharing, I like all compilations of related phrases and motifs
>>566989818Well Deltarune is about agency and freedom and a bird is the animal what flies which is associated with freedom and freedom is Big Shot but if you try to become Big Shot the wrong way you can becomed NEO instead which is badWhich is to say I don't know
>>566989719something someone else taught me recently.Each moment is unique, even this one, doomer being a thirsty mongrel is unique each time. You may go bathe in a river, but if you do that again a year later it may not truly be the same river, or the same you in a way.Because each moment is unique, try to enjoy it and find beauty in it, for it won't repeat. I for one hope to strangle someone one day. nobody in particular, just an annoying person, make them see blue and slowly go limp. I'd love that.there ya go. wholesome.
Just now learned about the berdly grues weird route line from that comic. Horribly creepy, I love it
>>566989954lotion :))))
>>566989954I love how this artist draws these two, peak designs
ow my ass
>>566990265>rare AND WR onlyThat's crazy
>>566990458Same, you can really tell when someone actually cares about the characters as opposed to shit like >>566990539
>>566920147
Even after all this time there are people still discovering new lines they haven't seen before. It's beautiful in a way.Not me though I read the text dump back to front infill never experience that feeling.
>>566990539BigTittyCharaAnimations
Marge, where are we?
WTF?The person in the intro says "YOU ARE ABOUT TO MEET SOMEONE VERY, VERY WONDERFUL." if you name yourself "Noelle"
Marge I'm confused
A dead thread for a dead game. Chapter 5 6 and 7 never.
I’m not DEAD, I’m a SKELETON!
>>566990672But that artist literally drew muscle mommy Frisk
heh more like poop thread for fart
>>566991318they're trying to reheat their nachos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KQhq5B3g94
>>566990254okay final message from me for todayi assume that the sort of death threat you are communicating there is either aimed at me or someone i know.and you know what, don't bother replying to this post correcting who it is you are aiming it at, you've dug yourself into the negative reputation with me with your posts to such a degree that i honestly have stopped caring, like seriously are you for real you are seriously posting a murder fantasy and expect me to find it funny? tasquefag, or maybe "lesser tasquefag" is more appropriate in your case, please get help, you sound unhappy.goodnight to me, i am going to bed.
Post your favorite obscure dialogue to prove you're a real Delta Warrior. I like Spamton's full inventory Thorn Ring interaction>LET ME CHECK YOUR [Pockets]>WOW, NICE AND SPACIOUS!!>PERFECT FOR [City Livin']>HOW CAN YOU [Afford] THIS!?!?!>... YET THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]>THERE'S A [Boy], BUT THERE'S NO ROOM FOR A [Ring]
>>566991721They don't look like that
All of my plants survived the repotting process! I'm so relieved! This is on-topic because I'm growing cherry tomatoes. Yeah!
>>566991709You can Speak to sans in Chapter one
Any other rarely-mentioned weird route exclusive stuff from ch.3+4?
>>566991839Who the fuck is Sans?
>>566991721They look like that
>>566991809That's awesome
So we all agree that chapter 7 is going to be when we reach Nowhere, right?
Marge, d'oh. Marge... d'oh!!!
Nowhere Holiday
>>566991709bonus points for the severed hand dialogue that i only learned about a month ago from somebody in the thread writing>you couldn't find...>your pingas
do you guys want to hear about my sad /utg/ gf story. i'm like an NPC on the side of the road you can talk to for lore dumps. i think it's been long enough and it's over for me no revive or recovery enough that i could talk about it
>>566992160Isn't Manworld Nowhere
>>566992160makes it sound like SH, I could see weird route ending in a mish mash of previous environments assembled in a non-euclidian layout cause the game is collapsing
please give me a gf
>>566992358Yes
>>566992358proceed
>>566986189>not the aniversary scene of mettaton next to the treei guess he is... a forgotten man.
>>566992407It's clearly part of nowhere but Nowhere gets brought up again in chapter 4 with Gerson as a place Kris is going to so it'll come up again in the future at some point.
>>566992814Oh right I forgotYeah nevermind Nowhere is absolutely going to be a thing later
>>566991709my favorite is what happens when you go to hang out with noelle, leave and then go to the diner with susie, and then come back
I want to kill myself so bad
i can't feel my feet
I'm fat
>>566992814didnt some schizo here in the chapter 2 days try tying the lyrics to Nowhere Man to the game? Maybe he was actually onto something
>>566993101>>566993103>>566993130you three should have a threesome and whoever gets pregnant will be my childs surrogate mother
The chepter skipping feature is gonna let you go straight to the Shelter
>>566991709Maybe calling normal main boss dialogue "obscure" is silly, but if you take 10+ turns on the Tenna fight and haven't done the "Sword Route:">Kris!! I watched you GROW UP!!>Just admit you NEED ME already!!>Who do you think taught you to LAUGH and CRY!?>... What, you think it's MY fault you forgot HOW!?For something more actually obscure he also goes on a rant if you stall him out for 23+ turns
Hitting Toby with an extension cord every day until he gives us chapter 5!
>>566993160I am the egg manThey are the egg menI am the walrusGoo goo g'joob
>>566991378What does this mean?
My computer is like Tenna because I get to watch movies and anime and play games and stuff and if I didn’t have it I would kill myself out of boredom. So you’re right Tenna, I do need you.
>>566991709I like all the save point variations depending on when you use them. This one isn't very obscure, but I feel like it applies broadly to Deltarune.>(After the performance, when all the actors have gone home...)>(You feel a sense of emptiness.)
>>566991932
Why do i feel so sleepy after taking a shower
>>566993674fat fuck is hungry
>>566991721They REALLY look like that.
>>566992358please
>>566993674restarting a previous slap fight
>>566993775Tenna...
>>566993772Because being clean makes your body more comfortable, like how laying in freshly washed sheets and blankets make you sleepier except it's your whole body
Why do i feel so sleepy after raping tenna?
should fave have a hot drink or an ice cream
I want to die please
>>566994098now it’s his turn
>>566994171if you're a girl i will heal u with my magical cock
Fave doesn’t go out much and fave decided to hang out with 2nd fave today and fave mom threatened to call the hometown police on fave if they didn’t tell fave CUNT where they were. Fave is an adult and still can’t do fucking shit like share a nice day hanging out and talking with 2nd fave
They should allow emojis on 4chan
What if Toby Fox did some willy Wonka shit. Put golden tickets in his merchandise and brought five lucky winners to his game dev factory to be the first and only players of chapter 5 or 6 or 7 and like four of the contestants got got by thematically appropriate quirky game dev death traps till the last kid wins the whole game dev wacky factory.
>>566991709From the Sweepstakes
>>566993387CoL, would you be happy if you could just skip to the shelter chapter after 3?
>>566992358please tell us
>>566994412whenever someone gets eliminated toby has a team of enslaved transwomen come out and sing a judgmental song pointing out the irony in their demise.
>>566992495alright maybe i could have set that up less autistic-like actually instead of "do you want to read my blog" but whatever here goes. so during chapter 2 /utg/ i was posting art more often and really posting more in general. and i guess this really caught the attention of a certain someone who was also a drawfag (better than me!) who kept talking to me and eventually asked for contact. which she then revealed that she had basically a massive crush on me, like all in with that straight away. but i respect that so we talked more. and weeks turn into months and now we're really thinking that we're pretty much together, we connect super well and stuff and talk all the time, yadda yadda... after several months or so we met up and all that entails. then we meet up again later, and eventually i go to visit her in her country (very far from here). and i visit again for a few months after that, and it's pretty much some of the best time in my life... well, then comes the most recent visit though which ended just a couple weeks ago. and i guess, without going into details she basically revealed not long into it that she had pretty much lost those kinds of feelings for me completely and wasn't sure the relationship would work out. well i guess there isn't much in the way of detail to get into anyway, other than maybe it's (only partly) because i suck at dealing with life on my own and i'm too dependent and it's too much to deal with or something. but yeah that's the summary. now i'm an embarrassing pathetic lonely retard again and it sucks because before this i could bisexual cope thinking that no woman will ever be interested in me anyway so no point thinking about it but now that i've experienced this i don't know if i'll ever really get over the fact that it was probably my one shot and i blew it. whatever i guess it's time to be a gay guy forever. but yeah there's my attentionwhore story hope you liked it. you can bully me with it now like with my trans phase
>>566994412toby is a hack he would not do it
thinking about my thread crush and feeling sad
Toby is a hack fraud
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>566994824Read every word btw
>>566970275freaks will make detailed sprite animations of Bao and Scooby Doo raping catwoman in mugen but cant do the whatever bit graphics Undertale has?
I'm gonna take Toby behind the gym and beat the hell out of him
Toby I want more hitlerism in my deltarune
Apologies to anon who made a Berdly rape greentext that I missed cause I filtered Berd
Please AI becomes smart fast so I can have a robot gf
>>566995216good now your save won't be bricked
>>566994824damn I’m sorry
>>566994824>then comes the most recent visit though which ended just a couple weeks ago. and i guess, without going into details she basically revealed not long into it that she had pretty much lost those kinds of feelings for me completelyI really don't want to be the one to tell you this but I give it almost a 90% chance that she met another guy.
Can someone please reply to this post with something worthwhile to read?
I think Toby is crazy
>>566994824Why are you doing this to yourself and her? This wasn't a funny one-off story or anything like that, sounds like it should've remained private
>>566994824ouch
>>566995312huh same artist.
>>566994824this is m!charanon right?
>>566995669I want a second opinion!
what
>>566995497The Route of Ice and Salt by José Luis Zárate
>>566994449The Sweepstakes were a treasure.
>>566994824This is why I only stick with 2D hooman woman, but it sucks that happened, fren.
What’s the ugliest racial group
>>566996020Not what I was intending but thank you.
>>566994824HAAHAHAHHAHAgay out of desperation people make me always laugh lmaoimagine becoming gay because you can't get laid with girls
>>566996160Your mom
>>566995960you are here to listen, not to speak. you use these words without understanding them. do I need to bring out the ball gag before I go to town on your ass?
>>566995669Kris is evil and fucked up and Kris is Toby's self insert ergo Toby is evil and fucked up
>>566994824shit, im sorry bro. man straggot dating seems horrible, why do straggots put themselves thru this kinda stuff? god damn
>>566995497I thought this was interesting and well put together even though I don't agree with the argumentIn particular, pointing out the excessive similarities between Chapter 1 and Chapter 3's Dark Worlds, and pointing out that it's likely all four of the Dreemurr and Holiday kids were involved in the "make-believe" regardless of who you think "that girl" ishttps://kenomacreature.tumblr.com/post/816351967829983232/kris-and-card-kingdom
>>566995386thanks. it's okay i guess even though it's not okay but it's okay. i mean it could be worse. like we're still friends which i am happy about because i don't like losing people especially not someone like her even though friend zone whatever.>>566995493i think that's impossible, at least right now. since i was still visiting her that whole time it fell apart and we're both mostly shut-ins and neeting it up so i know where she's going all the time if anywhere and so on. not to mention other details i wont get into>>566995713i have no one else to talk to about it and it's fucking me up real real bad. and making my interactions with her worse. maybe it's still fucked up though i don't know. my life is fucked up i'm embarrassing and neurotic>>566995782yeah
women are the jews of sexmen are the darkies of sex
oh my god bruh
>>566996459>Taking into account the deliberately ambiguous identity of the girl, the fact that Kris and Dess (the Knight) are working together to create Dark Worldits always a good start to a theory when they don't know what the word 'fact' means
The vessel will appear in chapter 5trust
>>566996167yeah i know it's pretty sad. but that's the way the cookie crumbles sir. altering my authentic self to be more attractive to women or something is out of the question to me so i don't know brother>>566996327yeah i don't know. i don't know what to think anymore to be honest. just painful
DURR, IM RETARDED, DURRRRRR!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC0cvwnG0Ik
I want my Link but Blue back
send me the funniest deltarune related youtube video
>>566997037same...
>>566996802Dess Knight is a theory like gravity is a theory
>>566995497cold world reduxhttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/13726171/1/Cold-World-Redux
can we kill both of these tardshttps://poal.me/txq3ws
I was gonna post art but now seems like a bad time
back in my day we posted porn n shit, you sissies cant even post full sentences! boy! grumble grumble
>>566997191the kris knighter said the same and now they are reduced to the dishonor of 'i was right in spirit tho'
>566994824>charafagGlad that happened
>>566991709>* (Seems like you're invited for drinks... but you're busy now.)if you try to have a drink with the watercooler recruit at the cafe in chapter 4 after having flirted with it in chapter 3 and without having talked to the tsundere cactus behind the curtain afterwards
>>566997265save the thread please. it needs saving. youre our only hope
this thread needs a HERO.
>>566996467its best after break ups to not talk to ech other for a while. you probably shouldn't post about this especially if she still lurks here. attachment issues are a very common reason for relationships to fll apart and sometimes the spark just fizzles out. it is what it is. doesnt mean youre doomed to being gay forever
None of my local hobby stores have the very basic supplies I need so now I have to consoom and order it online >:/
Doomer: The Low-Functioning Sociopath
>>566997473get CoL.
>>566997265please post it i'm so close>>566997575what are you making
>>566997575i hate when that happens because I love to shoplift
>>566997375sometimes people would call me the only cool charafag and stuff like that. i wonder if i'll ruin it. maybe it's destined to be. all charafags must be insane and neurotic and fucked up in some way. just like chara, eh? that always makes it strangely comforting. >>566997526i don't think i would have the heart to insist on that. even if it makes sense. and she doesn't lurk here anymore but again maybe that's still true. i dont know. but yeah. i guess maybe the future is still open. it's just hard to think clearly about it now at all
You called?
>>566997682clay carol, if you remember I’m the one who cut myself yesterday which is what prompted me to actually buy the right tools
>>566997279>t.
>>566997776oh cool
the krisfag who was doing squats last thread inspired me. i just did 150 squats, in groups of 30 and taking a small break in betweeni must train more to defeat the enemy (and become strong)
Collect my pages.
Somebody call for me?
Catch 'em all
>>566997402I'm afraid I can't, but I'll post anyway>>566982648I am the most horrible parent ever, I've neglected my son in favor of making Tenna slut out, someone will call CPS on me one day, I don't think this drawing is enough to make it up to him
>>566997992AYE WHO YOU THINK YOU IS, IGGA????
>>566997760In my experience Chara and human haters are wayyyy more insane than us. Everything associated with these characters makes you mentally ill.
>>566996970your English is too coherent, he's ESL but worse than me with the language. Avoid big words, make common syntax errors. also use ad-hominems because Doomer has no valid reason to hate me. There is none, after all.
I wish I had 2 right hands so I could draw and zerk it with my dominant hand(s) [Frisk said this]
>>566998087this goes hard I love the windy moody feeling
>>566994824plenty of fish in the sea fellow m!charabromy uncle didn't get married until his late 40s and he's doing great
>>566998104truly a cognitohazard.
>>566998102Your worst nightmare.
>>566998087I like this
>>566998087cool die>mental image of anon and tenna doing the jitterbug with katana and jenny walking inheh
>>566998087this is very cool looking
Hurm
I actually kinda fuck with CoL
>>566997885krisfag workout day apparently damn, i just finished my bicep curls
snooooorrreeeeeee mimimimimimimimi
>>566998206yeah but your uncle isn't a zoomer living in 2026 hell where all the cool people are locked inside and there's nowhere to go and both genders hate the other and there are 50000 psyops making everyone paranoid. i don't know. that's a whole other can of worms but i keep thinking about that stuff, like it's dark. i meet less and less new people now. i mean really i'm like a god amongst zoomers just being a non-virgin before 30. it's all fucked dude. but i don't know yeah maybe 40 is gonna be the new 20 and we can all have downs syndrome autist babies
>>566998240
>>566998087this is too cool draw tiddy to balance it out
>>566998468i remember when col had just joined the thread, he seemed much more reasonable when he was just mindbroken over toby's decisions. tbdesu i think the anons here kind of radicalized him but given the vtuber stuff and his actions elsewhere i think he might just be Like That.
Who's the bustiest femanon here?
okay i guess that earlier post was not my final post for today, i had too much adrenaline to be able to sleep for some reason
>>566997885>>566998475I'm actually back from a jog, are all of the krisfags athletically sync'd up?
>>566998087>in favor of making Tenna slut outare you the anon that draws the nearly naked tennas with nice pecs?
>>566998638looking at the vtuber stuff yes hes just like that.
>>566998520>and both genders hate the otherhis uncle grew up in 'dae despise their wife lol' joke times
the REAL solution is to filter every sentence of the reddit post
>>566998649numbersfren, were crusading, were crusading so hard.
>>566998689its like how women joke about their periods getting synced, pure dark magic
You know what's a little weird? Final Fantasy doesn't have a Crusader jobIsn't that weird? Feels like one would have cropped up
>>566998808is that you soozposter I haven’t seen you in years
>>566998952i didn't know chara fell nose-first into the underground
>>566998860>jokecatch up on your female biology mate women notoriously send out wifi like signals
>>566982648Tenna if he Cyber World
>>566998881slurp.maybe.
>>566998860I think it’s funny that there’s a Crusader summon but his name in Japanese is Jihad
>>566998808i was unable to sleep so i did a crusade in my underpants in hopes of being able to sleep, but nahi am now crusading a lunchbox of food in hopes it will make me able to sleep later
why is someone monologuing in the thread
>>566997885glad I could be a positive influencenow that my 150 squats are also complete and i've had a few hours to rest up, it's time for my 10k stepsgonna walk to the store and get some lemon iced tea and some chocky milk
>>566998087katana my beloved
>>566999134sex
Noelle is the Knight Theres like several instances of Noelle having selective amnesia and weird route confirms she does a lot of shit in the background with Kris between chapters.
>>566998189>>566998268>>566998385Thank>>566998348>anon and tenna doing the jitterbug with katana and jenny walking inhehNooooo I have truly failed, I jitterbugged my own son...>>566998606This is the balance to only drawing Tenna boobs>>566998701I think I'm the only who draws muscle Tenna, so unless I've missed someone else's art then yeah, you're talking about me
>>566999175are you one of those fucked up guys that just cums into your underwear and leaves it
>>566991709Replying to myself because I remembered some more I like.>If you try to buy from Spamton at his shop with a full inventory, he says "YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY">If you choose "Do not play a game" when talking to Jevil, he says "HOW CAN YOU REFUSE, WHEN YOU ARE ALREADY PLAYING?">If you don't attack the paper mache Spamton in Susiezilla, Tenna says "What the $*!? are you doing!? Kill him!!!!!">"FLOWERS? As a HOSPITAL gift? Like that's EVER platonic!" "Uhhh... Kris's dad gives Noelle's dad hospital flowers..." "Oh, Susan. You sweet ignorant fool. That's a bro thing. It's different!"
>>566998468Is it true you look like CaseOh?
>>566999183it is the tasquefag reddit post, 25/25/50 if it's being posted by doomer, tasquefag, or a random anon, respectively.
>bad artNo replies >bad art diceReplies
>>566999292given how he lives i bet he does
I've gotten much better at ignoring people who are being incorrect about deltarune
>>566999292lol hwat, no, i use socks, scandalous!
>>566998468He's literally jewish and you're a nazi
>bad artNo replies>good artReplies
>bad artNo replies>sexy artReplies
>>566999183Doomer does this wherever Tasquefag posts. It's the new FOBBY bit.
>leafy greensTenna ignores it >fats and carbsGobbles it up
>>566991709The check/checkers dialogue in the K. Round fight from chapter 1.Maybe not obscure but it's funny and I don't see it mentioned often.
It's been such a shitty week. I hope we're jackboxing tomorrow.
>bad art, soulReplies>bad art, soullessNo replies>good art, soulReplies>good art, soullessReplies
>>566999250But if Noelle is the Knight and having fun with Susie in the other room then who was phone
>>566999612Kek
>bad krispuppy gets a spanking>good krispuppy gets a treat
>bad artNo replies>susie artReptiles
>>566999612Do you think Ramb ever has to make really oily and saucy pasta for Tenna, who then slurps it up and gets the sauce all over his blubbery face?
>>566999425>bad art you might not like the subject matter but that art wasn't bad.and what bad art got no replies? point to it in this thread if it exists.
>>566999612ermmmm unsaturated fats are actually very goodly for you, proud of tenna
I had a dream where chapter 7 was so good that Toby was crowned king of the world and one of the first things he did was set up a classic Roman style colosseum and he put all /utg/ pillars on there to be eaten by lions and tigers.
>>566999267>I think I'm the only who draws muscle Tenna, so unless I've missed someone else's art then yeah, you're talking about meI thought it looked like your style so you're probably the anon I'm thinking of. Nice work as always.
>>566999796painter…
they call us the penal system. but its really the PENIS system, its about how long, its about how how hard, life in UTG is all about the size of yo dick, and anybody that tells you different aint got one.
>>566999803that was a premonition
>>566999658as someone who's art doesn't get replies this is a TRUKE
>>566999612I genuinely enjoy this bit and smile every time.
>>566999846instant gem
>alive deerNo sex>dead deerFucked
So let's get down to whyThe Fave I need is tied up right now
snooPINGAS usual I see!
>>566999379Imaging this is all you have on me. Your reflection is obvious, there is no valid reason to hate me. you've manufactured a version of me to be your opponent. Yet still, that version writes better than you do.You keep coming back to be humiliated by me, Kraut, Temfag on some occasions and also the Anons. You are wracked by a perverse sentimentality.
>>567000006DOUBLE DARKNER!
>>566999816You flatter me, thanks
>>566999935post art
>The dialog loopedWe have to hurry up and finish the fight already
>>567000006ALMOST GOT THE NUMBERS
>>566999175oh yeah?*steals ur lunchbox* get faurked
>>567000114i lol'd
>>566999749guh
>>567000207oh yeah?*starts a crusade to take the lunchbox back*get fricked
>>567000351starts a what now?
doomer becoming the worst utg poster wasnt on my bingo card for 2026, jeez dood
notice how tenna posters never shit up the thread and only contribute quality posts
>>567000394starting a HEARTACHE BY THE NUMBERS
*flushing sounds*
>>567000395you need to kill him assert dominance on the thread and have sex with me
holy shit did he stop? did i get him to shut up?
remember to put all money in diaps guy is the roaring knight theory
>>567000395Always was
>>567000574He got IP wiped, it’s been happening for a couple days now
>>567000528tennafaggot did
>>567000560this is sick
>>567000528They also spawned dicefags so I'm not too sure.
>>567000685he's dead and gone and he isn't coming back and he doesn't really count because he's a moid
>>567000574No moron I just reported all of his posts.You guys should also do it, I'm not here all the time.
I like pippins more than addisons because pippins are cute and addisons are ugly
>>567000685We don't claim TennAIDS (I still refuse to believe he was real, what an artificial threadshitter), good thing he's dead
>>567000874i think pippins are ugly. the shadowguys have a nicer design i wish we'd latched onto them instead
>>567001019way less ways to permutate their design though.
>>567000874make love not war
>bad artsucks>good artfucks
>>567001019>the shadowguys have a nicer design
Be the change you wish to see, see.Make what you want. You can do ANYTHING.
>>567000528April 1st
>>567001430Mr. GAY AND WATCH
>>567000528Tenna eats all the bad posts.
>katana likes to be spoiledmy pillow princess
>>566996823The Vessel will return in chapter 7....
>>567001657This is why he goes for the MILFs
>>567001484real?
>>567001239Your dad fucks dead deer lol.Nobody wants to talk to you.
>>567001019i quite like shadowguys. i wish they got a little more love, but i am happy to have pluey as a representative of shadowguykind t. midnight crew fan
they're training together...cute!!!!
>>567001245God I wish a certain anon here would leave me in this state...
Nigga shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll
>>567002127which anon? confess
>>566998520I gotta be honest dude you'd probably be happier and mentally healthier if you spent more time socializing in places that were not 4chan, this place is a crab bucket and a time sink. I'm only here because I'm shitting my guts out and I keep needing the bathroom every 15 minutes. But I got a woman's number just by talking to her on the train like 2 says ago, you gotta put yourself out there and be willing to take risks.
>>567002179
>>567002194Micropenisposter
>>567002194not gonna say any1 in specific but numbers is cute
>>567002205like where. where else is there to go. twitter? come on bro. and real life i'm still not sure about either. i mean what am i gonna have in common with some random person on the train, even if i did have the guts to talk to said random person, who probably doesnt want to be bothered 9 times out of 10. i don't know. maybe i'm just too socially retarded and alienated to understand. when i talk to most normal people it's fine but i feel no deeper connection to them like we're always gonna be worlds apart. the only people i've felt connections to like that have been here or places like this, weird corners of the internet
>>567002194He's mentally ill but in a good way, he's not obnoxious and he makes my heart feel fuzzy
where is col?
>>567002435>numbers is cutethe neet fatty with the grody toenails, bent penis and ugly ass? that numbers? cute?
>>567002408>>567002435Shush>>567002547Ahh, that anon. Not a bad choice.
In chapter 5, one inconsequential room in Hometown will be in grayscale and it will not be explained until the end of the game
>>567002650he left to get milk when we needed him the most.
>>567002194fujoanon probably has the biggest dick here
>>567002435Goatturds be settling for anyone I see
>>567002737Who has the biggest tits then?
>>567002547He's recently single too
Sometimes I wonder if anyone crushes on me, then I promptly stomp my own foot realising nobody in their right mind would ever do so
>>567002547is it berdfag?
>>567002886Ralsei…
>>566985785holy thigh gap
wow thread personalities so hot and such
/utg/ is my Facebook and faves are my minion memes
>>567002816one of the tennafoids, not saying which one
>>567002547Asgorefag would never have sex with with anyone but chubby old goats who lost control of their lives anon you have to move on
>>567002816One of those failed trans humanfags with gyno the size of tenna
>>567002940>not obnoxious >good
>>567002886No one knows who I am because I don't have any recognizable traits so no one can get a crush on me. Sometimes I feel like this is a missed opportunity and I should create a memorable persona but that just feels like a lot of work for very little reward.
>>567002998sorry mine are tiny, nowhere near tenna status
*takes a piss on the thread*whatre you lookin at?
>>567003072anons are better off as anons, anyway
>>567003112i am looking at a soogie poster
>>567002943Ralsei has the advantage of being a goat thing which people loveI'm just a lame human loser
i hope chapter 5 rapes every annoying anons here
>>567000874Also cheating gamblers is a more fun gimmick than generic salesmen.
>>567002361
chapter 5 (statutory) raped me
i hope chapter 5 rapes every anon here
>>567002650Got radicalized when he played chapter 4
>>567002886I think I am far too autistic even for the people in here to develop a crush on me along with supposedly giving off too many moid vibes, I am very safe and would never have anyone crush on me
>>567003072wanting to be an attention whore on a anonymous board is bad news bearsyou are fine just the way you are anon
>>567003238Kris...
>>567003348cheating gamblers is also more thematic as Kris cheats at video games. Addisons aren't reflective of any NPC and aren't even a good foil for Spamton
>>567002547 (me)Nobody will ever guess who it is and you never will, I hope he's reading this knowing that someone out there has a small crush
why am i so itchy ;_;
>>567003590I know exactly who you're talking about.
fave got RAPED by the Odyssey trailer
>>567002650raping vtubers that Toby likes
i too have a crush on someone here, unlike that other faggot im man enough to admit who it is. i have a crush on... (you) :)))))))))))
why does everyone have a crush on me????
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>567003587one of the addisons gets to actually be a part of the weird route in the freezering, what do the pippins even do
my wife will he a hot robot like queen, fuck off evil foids
fave volunteered to help the greeks win their independence but quickly switched sides once they saw how depraved greeks were
>>567002650in my tumtum :)
Speaking of Pippins and Addisons I'm surprised Rudinns have like zero infiltration into the fandom mind space considering the game itself seems to be building them up with connections to the kristeries (Kris mysteries) what with the seven flying aces and the color fading castle town freak who knows our name.
>>567003782Because you are adorable.
>>567002990I don't see how foids or even moids could possibly develop a crush on that guy
>>567003782i don't
>>567003984The Kristeries are too vague to care about at this point.
hey fuck you foids, im building a wall against you. and making YOU pay for it. gay moid supremacy starts now. get fuckeddd
>>567003773i also have a crush, more like sexual thoughts tho tee bee aychei'm even less of a faggot and won't spoiler it, it's the short krisfag
i love foids and moids! they make babies together!
>>567003773NO ONE ELSE READ THIS POST!
>>567004096True, yumes are uncrushable because everyone knows they are already taken
I hate the short krisfagI wish he dropped dead!
I miss CoL, come back
>>567004030>>567004113<3>>567004150dangerously based>>567004151>specifically a short krisfagoddly specific, i have no idea what heights the different anons are
>>567003782You’re the closest thing to a naive elementary school boy in these threads so the pillars see you as prime meat
i had a tiny thing for berdfag (im a newfag) till he posted his face
Asgore is like Bowser without all the sexinessFuck.. Bowser is so hot...
>>567004235toddlercon dess noooooo
>>567004425I can't believe I missed his face reveal. Was it that bad?
>>567004425lmao
I don't care about the story. Get back to killing Darkners already.
>>567003782for the same reason coma patients get abused so often
you can be more open about it dess no one will judge you
>>567004151Krisfags must have the most variety in body types. There's the really short and really tall one, the really fat one and really fit ones (see earlier in the thread)
>>567004504It wasn't THAT bad but he's balding and looks like a stereotypical faggot, not the worst but definitely not for everyone
I don't want to say who I'm crushing on since I don't wanna scare him away, idk why I'm feeling this way for an anon who I'll most likely never even get to have a single one to one with
You ever wonder why werewerewires are the only fight besides secert bosses where the air crackles? What's up with that guy?
>>567004504his shit was leaked years ago. He has aids from having sex with random anons on 8ch when he was a kid.
>>567004627What the fuck is wrong with her
>>567004504not really but he was wearing a t shirt that said i sniff armpits or something like that.
>>567004689Sound of Justice has air crackling but he's based on a secret boss
>>567004627that's col tho'
>>567004631>the really fat one and really fit onesAnon... what if the krisfags are working out because they're also fat or out of shape?I don't even know if anyone in this general is fit (I think the susiefags from the ch2 days were fit but most are gone by now)
>>567004504im not gonna pretend like hes the worst looking guy ive ever seen, but, he isnt my type, lol. he should shave more, thats what i think anyway.
>>567004643I wish I was a fag because I look like him says Fave
>>567004151im surprised people actually crush on 4chan personalities, i think most of you are funny but i doubt i could ever form genuine connection on an anonymous board like 4chan
>>567004414the pillars are literaly supporting pillars and i'm the temple>hey numbersfag why so confident todayidk i am sleep deprived so idk i guess that makes my timidness dessapear(?)>>567004425you sound shallow and you make it sound like your only concern is the looks of a person.>>567004626what>>567004669COMMON numberscrush
where is col mii
i love buckethead <3
hey guys i figured out who that anon was crushing on. it was COL. hes the only one that makes sense.
>>567004504He’s a solid 4/10 that posts for attention like he thinks he is a 5. He posted it when tasquetard posted his 1/10 pig face.
>>567004864it's the effort that counts! and the results too, but those are far enough away that they shouldn't be more than a goal. gotta work off the pie, after all
at least i'll always have chara... that will never change, even when everything else is gone.
>>567004891being obsessed with faves graduates you to form parasocial bonds with internet strangers. we are doing this to ourselves
>>567004982It's not numbers and it sure as hell not col
>>567004631All the body types you need for a quirky mini boss squad. Expect to fight them at least once a chapter.
>>567004287Sometimes I wish that too with what people say here. Other times my desperation is high enough to just go along with it.
are the ones that have thread crushes all desperate moids?
>thread crush is a yumejust fucking kill me honestly
>>567005289moids crush on moids, as it should be
*crushes you with my massive ass*
>>567005289Yes
>>567004669imo the point of 4chan is that you can just say what you want and you could always be someone else if it's bad. either you dont say it and nothing happens or you do say it and there is a 1/1000000 chance something happens. gametheory wise theres no reason not to, unless youre planning on some other form of connection
>>567005179Do they all look like strange bootleg Krises?
>>567005118being real i have no qualms with meeting people from this site but i think realistically most people here arent very well adjusted so id have to do most of the heavy lifting
>>567004785Chapter 4 second half must suck ass if you skip Gerson, the titan fight is probably so strange to experience.
this background is killing me, I’m so bad at coloring I can’t make it look right. what should I change in the values and shades to make the atmosphere work better?
does it count as a "thread crush" if i found my bf through /dum/ some years back? or are we talking specifically utg crushes right now?
i have a thread crush.
>>567005320Asgoreyumefag...
>>567005370they should go to war and die, these retarded moids need to be culled off
>>567005320stop making me think even for a second any of you are talking about me, i can't take the vagueposting i'm delusional enough already
shut the fuck up about threadcrusheswho is your most disliked poster, not counting the pillars
>>567005502i like it. um. if you're going for mood lighting maybe darken the foreground a bunch.
its on myself.
>>567002986Come on anon, it's confession timeNothing wrong with being honest
Do you guys think the reason why people in Hometown don't really seem to talk about Dess that much is because of the apparent controversy surrounding her or more because they didn't really like her to begin with?
https://poal.me/m4mhhfpost ur crush as an answer on the poll :3
>>567005565the cross I bear as an excess male...
>>567005632you
>>567005751i think it's because her 'death' was bunker-related and no one really likes thinking about that place or its implcations
>>567005751You'd have to be a real jackass to bring the case up around the kid of the guy who got fired and then divorced over the damn thing.
>>567005632i dont like crusader much but im fine with most anons
>>567005632how the fuck do i not count a pillar?? they suck!!! doomer is by far the worst!! everything he posts sucks ass!! litterally, every single thing he posts is the most garbage least worth anything ting youd ever read
>>567005439>Planning on some other form of connectionYou're right, I do have something in mind to reach him but I've been too shy to follow through with it, I feel like revealing who it is will ruin it, I know this sounds stupid but I honest to god don't know how to approach him and would like advice on how to even talk to him without sounding like some shy internet weirdo
>>567005751Why would they talk about some dead kid from years back? When would it naturally come up in conversation? No one has brought up the college girl killed in a hostage situation in my town for over a decade.
Let the faves lose itLet the faves use itLet all the faves boogie
I cannot tell any of you apart and mostly post on 4chan because I have such a deep loathing for everyone whom posts here that I can tell people to kill themselves over trivial bullshit without feeling like im overreacting.
>>567005763>twinTWIIIIIIINNNNN!!!I WILL FIND YOU!!!
>>567004864im relatively fit but not like massively jacked, being taller makes it take a while to gain larger amounts of muscle unfortunately
>>567005751It feels like there is something legitimately wrong with the town, like her memory is being erased or suppressed when its not actively presented to people. Its fucking crazy that nobody thought the December spelling bee thing was inappropriate and its strange Toriel never brings it up when Kris is clearly affected by it to try and offer support.
>>567006004>*replies with big irrelevant blogpost you can’t be fucked to read*
>>567006124why are you so mad?
>>567005491CoL did that and he was never the same
You're relaxing in Fave's living room then hear a gunshot in the next room. You rush towards the noise and find Fave slimped over the table, blood and brains sprayed over the walls. You cry in despair, but then Fave rises up and laughs at you, saying you're a total pussy for acting like that. Fave then explained they used pig blood and a brain, but they actually did used the gun. They're drying their tears.
>>567006181>like her memory is being erased or suppressed when its not actively presented to peoplethis is genuinely going to be it. she's getting gonered. don't forget i'm with you in the dark
>twitter combined likes and bookmarks into the history tab so its even harder to save and sort cool shit you findI am on my hands and knees, begging and praying for artists to find some other alternative. I cant fucking believe this dump is the biggest current art repository. There is no way tumblr can be worse than this.
>>567006292classic fave
>>567006249>
>>567005274your one of the cooler anons in this thread so chin up friend
>>567006292>They're drying their tears.Yeah but how bitter or glasslike were those tears
>>567006181The woman who refuses to tell Asgore that they'll never get back together? The woman who ignores the giant bloodstain in her kids' room? The woman who doesn't find Kris' long bathroom trips to be concerning? Toriel's MO is to ignore it and pretend that everything is fine.
>>567004689https://files.catbox.moe/y9e6ip.mp4this gives me a chance to post this random video I found one day, I hardly agree with the message but the werewire and queen being a parallel to the knight + carol is an interesting idea if queen is truly a dark world carol and the knight is somehow a entity under her control
toby, it's time to tell us when chapter 5 drops, please
>>567006397Tumblr isn't worse, I like it better than shitter and beats it in a lot of aspects but it is by far waaayyy smaller than twatter and they also don't allow for nsfw, 'artistic nudity' is as far as you can goIn order to make artists switch you'd have to make the rest of the internet move elsewhere so that they follow the audience
>>567006619>The woman who refuses to tell Asgore that they'll never get back together? Yeah what is up with Kris's period puddle? You would think Toriel would at least clean it up.
>>567006016a significant number of people have succeeded in connecting with others on here. if the anon has any contacts, contact them, if it's a drawfag and you draw then draw their character, etc. do things that would result in yapping. i cant really offer much more advice if it's kraut or something but youve gotta go through the shy-internet-weirdo bit at some point, just make it as normal as possible. there is no doubt an excuse to interact somewhere. follow your heart, especially here where there's little reason not to.
oh yeah catbox is backhttps://files.catbox.moe/nixen2.mp4
>>567006647Winter 2014. Now bend over.
>>567006397genuinely i dont know what can possibly kill off twitter at this point. its run by a nazi, normies can ai sloppa your posts in the click of a button, what else can they even do to drive the artists out of the woodwork
>>567004579Sex with this Frisk
>>567006860Sans no that's a child!
>>567006397tumblr is worse because its possible to completely hide dates and you can't filter out reblogs. the best platform is baraag/pawoo.
>>567006619>The woman who refuses to tell Asgore that they'll never get back together?They're divorced, aren't they? Why would she need to keep telling Asgore that they're divorced?
>>567006878I thought the ai child porn shit would do it but nope that was barely a blip. Genuinely crazy how the internet has been enshittified so badly. Ah well, maybe one day something will change. Afterall Digg used to be a huge normie hub and that totally changed.
Swap au
>>567006156Post body
Fave rubs his big big belly and groans, complaining he should ate that spicy chicken sandwich yesterday uggh
Look, all I’ll say is I think the black Tenna cosplayer should make a head, gain some more pounds and flaunt his body. Am I right moidies, or am I right foidies?
>>567007178I'm still waiting for new pics while I rub my hands together like a fly
>>567006983Passive-aggressively throwing his flowers away (he can't even see that) and excusing herself after the worst attempt to re-woo a woman known to monsterkind isn't telling him "no" firmly enough for it to get through his skull.
Which faves are green and inbetween?
We made the list!
