Boardwalk Edition>NewsNew community MvM tour: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=270245>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.dev/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA/EU/AUS/Asia)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://tf2huds.dev/Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Community Server Browsers: https://serverbrowser.tf/ | https://thegabenzone.github.io/truequickplay/#/serversCreators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>566723531
inb4 the obsessed schizo yet again posts her steam group
Get on Phoneyland
EXCUSE ME, I'M IN NEED OF MEDICAL ATTENTION!
>>567014042>>567014073got his ass
>>567014073How come she forgets to put her steam group in her OP?
>>567014149Not trans, i just support you big girl.
>>567014245egg yet to hatch
>Not transIt's okay you can come out of the closet Not joining your sister's steam group though
>>567013916this image doesn't have anything to do with tf2. perfect op 10/10
>>567014342i'm not a chicken, you should be happy you have support!
>>567014446erm... yeah it doeshttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Boardwalk
>>567014367I can tell you're not good at tf2
I can tell you don't play TF2 at all
Now that the dust has settled, are the mantreads Soldier's new worst item?
567014473we get it, you hate trannies and this is your way of calling everyone you dislike a tranny
>>567014494the sissy version of slaughter, this is the perfect OP for TF2! thanks sis!
>>567014726Lmao
slaughter is forever forgotten and abandoned while laughter/boardwalk actually made it into the gameI think the winner is clear
>>567014907Emporium chads win again! Celebratory fap sesh for the chads
>>567014664>newblud thinks it's 2011
>>567013916>tit OP>then butt OPPerfection
>>567014983All 3 versions were made by the same Emporium fags, what are you even babbling about
567014927you insist everyone is trans, and the only people who do that around here are those fixated on hating them. i'm not trans and neither are you. you are a weird little lonely man who chooses to falseflag here
>>567015061What are you babbling about 3 maps in tf2 by emporium chads, we won fellow chad. *High fives you*
>>567015014This is still technically a tit OP because of her massive milkers, but having both tits and ass is a harmonious balance
>>567014907Eric is a humble vegan, he doesn't want to promote animal cruelty*Adds another pet cosmetic*
>>567015171>3 maps in tf2Slaughter isn't in TF2, that was the point, keep babbling about nothing though schizo
>>567015148i am trans and play tf2 :3
>>567015148are you ok, learn to take a compliment
>>567015245Its in the OP too, are you ok chad
>>567014664>the base jumper stonks skyrocket as the mantreads stonks fallLet's celebrate the glorious return of one of the shittiest weapons in the game for 5 minutes before we get to play agains trolldiers with this thing once and wish them a terrible accident with kitchen knives for the rest of its existence
>>567013048you're kinda talking to the wrong soldier main there playerif there's a community server out there that runs custom maps, custom gamemodes, not payload 24/7, not dead, I'd play it every dayI played TF2 since 2010 and only even started playing comp in 2024. You really think I don't feel any nostalgia for even before quickplay or before casual mode?bring back 24/7 fortwars 24 player lobbies
>>567015394All three of those weapons will always be useless and a penny stock desu senpai
>>567015376That's Boardwalk you babbling retard, this is Slaughter>>567014726
>>567015518Yes boardwalk is a reskin of slaughter, are you ok
buff the buffalo steak sandvich my nigga. all my niggas love boxing heavy.
>>567015586So you're going to make a distinction between the maps as 3 individual maps, but then walk back on it immediately and pretend they're all the same thing. Okay retard
Hey lads, (late) continuation to >>565497496I made a quick poll to help get our divegreass team ready and updated, thanks in advancehttps://forms.gle/as3Yp9viKCpvFRQf8
>>567015753nigga boardwalk is the sissified pretty version of slaughter, end of story
>>567015838And so we return, thank you for your concession>>567014907
>>567015937no it's literally a reskin so that it gets into the game, the chads at the emporium reskinned to get it into the game
This is the strangest floydfag sperg out yet. I think we can definitively say this routine is trolling
>>567016031And the reskin won while Slaughter lost forever, take the L buddy
>>567015181Both had their times on the spotlight.As it should be.
>>567016286Ah yes, wearing the flesh suit of its inspiration... chads win again
>>567014073many are saying this
>>567016580Many doesn't mean one person.
>>567016665OK
>>567016313what's next in line for the spotlight? fat futa cocks?
>>567016249At least it's TF2 related this time
>>567016996https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b1/Demoman_no02.wav
>>567016249>>567017004Why is it any time upsets you talk about george floyd, didnt he die like 6 years ago man
>>567017076aww :(
>>567017113:(
>>567014664bison. in order to do dmg with the bison you need to not be doing dmg with rockets or the shotties
>>567016996https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/80/Soldier_positivevocalization02.wav
>>567018389https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8c/Demoman_no03.wav
>>567016580Saying what?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLPkKZS6q9kMvM update SFM leak?!
>>567014073>>567014927finally
>>567014073>>567014927https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9oOKqMjNUo
>>567019273The op should have the trans furtress group, loads of the girls from that avatar post here
>from that avatar how is someone "from" an avatar
>>567019840yeah, which one is yours?
i just… i just really enjoy playing heavy
>>567020018god i need a proper mimi sentry mod
>>567020018Lol u so silly girl
(Voice) Alex Jones #TRUEAMERICAN: I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking snakes GAY!
when the heavy update comes, they should make his next minigun resemble a level 2 sentry
>>567020369>when the heavy update comesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>>567013916Based Yuuka OP
>>567019840yep
>>567020018breeding with mimi
Did Zesty win yet?
>>567020904baby making sex with honey
>>567020952Not bad on the time there
>>567021067I have been eagerly awaiting your return bby
so is this tf2's fate?no heavy update? no mvm update?just endless slop?
>>567020904>started several movements within the game (fix cosmetics, eliminate map bloat, bring back quickplay)>everyone realized Zesty was right on the money (but they could never admit this and give him credit)>everyone who started beef with Zesty has been disgraced from the TF2sphere (SolarLight, VenusianRapper, Gabber, etc.)ZestyJesus won harder than anyone desu
>>567021429just endless plowing of vex
>>567016996I think Bocchi would make a great addition to the OP.
>>567021597lol that's a good one sister
>>567021701seconded her milkers look so inviting
>>567021701but that's boobs again... maybe if she was doing autopaizuri
>>567022078we just had butt thoughit's only natural to have tits next
>>567021701damn, those things would definitely make for good dispensers
Making a couple sniper loadouts, trying to go for some kind of look like he has a hobby outside of being an assassin. I liked the vibe of the second loadout but wasn't sure of what to use for a third cosmetic and it ended up looking like 2 ideas mashed together.Any ideas for hobbyist sniper loadouts?
Gaben please pay attention to tf2 and add this to the gamehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1375299776
>>567022247yeah but I was... sure...
>>567022642I know what you meant brothis isn't the place for it anymore, unfortunately
>>567022491>he thinks we're getting new warpaintslololol
imo you should be able to disable Medic from the server and instead give everyone a passive +3 HP/sec healing effect instead.
>>567022901oh, damn
>>567022994I'm playing tf2 not overwatch
Trans Furtress 2 hours again
>>567021429>>567023360>purging vex picsfaggot mods
>>567024239yep
>>567022256need to refill my mad milk jars with those
>>567024450the schizo is seething hard and spamming reports now that the mods got rid of xer steam group ad
>>567025495what a sad being
>>567022946Why are they so stingy about warpaints anyway, it's free money for them, last case was from Halloween 2024It'd be funny if they still don't add any after promoting that Americana contest lol
>>567025620Yeah people from that group are sad, at least they make great art like the one in the OP.
I think TF2 could use some more SMG options. The Cleaner's Carbine is the only alternative to the stock SMG, and it's terrible
>>566935771Sorry I’m late again, I don’t feel I would have the right mannerisms to pitch something like this unfortunately, idk when a new doom game is even coming out for it to act as a promotional item, still cool meeting with somebody responsible for one of the older weapons in the game
>>567024450They should be purged for being degenerate and not TF2 related.
>>567025980Any ideas for SMG stats? Gotta make it have a basic stat spread difference before thinking of what else it could do, not every weapon can be the family business
>>567025980stock smg but shittier
>>567013916https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVD8VIuX0bA>You're on your way too...koth_boardwalk
>>567026346>>567026204Three round burst, 20% larger clip size to accommodate, thats a good starting point
>>567026204The Bloke's BoomerangA broken SMG that Sniper just throws at people"It won't come back"
>>567026862>still finds another one 30 seconds later in his pocket
>>567013916tfw no tf2 catfish """friend"""" to send me pics like this in exchange for all my unusuals
>>567027173There's a stream group for friends of that sort
>>567027227link?
>>567027302Don't encourage xim
there should unironically be a game like tf2 but with furriesit would sell like hotcakes
>>567025998I wouldn't take full credit on it. Because my idea was adding it as a side feature to Buff Banner only. I can't remember if I wanted a counterpart to Demoman or not, it's been a long time.I don't remember Valve sending me any genuine quality BASE Jumper or anything either to acknowledge me or anything. So yeah, I just pitched a small idea via e-mail and left the rest to the TF Team.Probably, they play tested it and it seemed too overpowered with Buff Banner so they decided to make its own separate thing. I think they liked it more along years though. Just found a new video about BASE Jumper boosting:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=280ynBQNd2w>I don’t feel I would have the right mannerisms to pitch something like thisNonsense, just give it a try. Write them an e-mail or I'll (and possibly a few more anons who read here) do it for you.
>>567027173I could send you pics like that all day for free- I mean, for your unusuals...
>>567027769you'd have to be bossy and make it feel like i don't have a choice except to get scammed because my thing makes me stupid
>>566985963
>>567028147Anything for you, you weak-willed loser
>>567028358guh...
>>567028447That's all you can say, huh? Weak and pathetic. You don't deserve your unusuals
>>567027687Alright, also its stats besides maybe the “only explodes larger when hitting players” one wouldn’t be too hard to implement either, so worth a shot
>>567022994paizuri and milking
>>567027687>>566935771I hate to burst your bubble but they likely were working on the B.A.S.E. Jumper for months before you emailed them. They playtest weapons for a long time and some took years to come out. Also, someone on the workshop already had made the model for it, so that probably already had them thinking about it.Though, if anything your emails probably encouraged them to not scrap the idea.
>>567026204Uzi>Increases the chance of bankruptcy by up to 13%.
>>567031785>smeared with plant guts
>>567014042>>567014149Wow, finally. What reason did you guys use that finally worked?
>>567016249yeah no shit man
>>567035397I alternate between advertising and spamming, that time I threw in a spamming
>>567022373take the green paint off of loadout #1get rid of the edgy tacpants from loadout #2give loadout #2 some kind of footwear like the flashdance footies, or sir hootsalot
>>567025980cleaner's carbine is really not that bad when you pair it with the bushwhacka
>>567025980Why?
>>567036359How do you even make a different smg from cleaners or stock besides some shit like >>567026489
>>567022373maybe try these?
Are there any balance mods that aren't complete dogwater? It seems like every single one attempted was a complete failure.
>>567038871sniff
>>567038871mine (conceptual) (theoretical)
>>567037553you don't, or you start lifting shit straight from cs 1.6
>>567039762Most of them are too big for his style of hold, how do you superdeform a p90 into being something you can hold like this
>>567040703it's possible, but I don't think it'd fit the style of the game
>>567041173Oh goody I found something that would likely look interesting when superdeformed down, and even better in teamcolor green/orange paint, the Owen from Australia
>>567041554>pauling_spurting_blood_from_eyes.png
>>567025980>>567026204i have 2 ideas for a single shot smg replacement>fires a bullet that outlines an enemy through terrain for [x] seconds>(this would help sniper track a desired target & adjust aim to his head height when he next peeks or see if he's leaving to flank him) &>fires a bullet that creates a weak point that, when shot with a sniper rifle, does headshot damage>(this would reward precision for hitting the same spot twice and spice up sniper's gameplay by letting him focus on shooting non-head areas)
>>567041554>>567041173Another wacky one, just trying to find shit that is already interesting silhouette wise that can be toonified well or modified>>567041732kek
>>567041842>>567041732Anything fit with some of the ones I have posted so far, just trying to find shit that fits with his hands holding style besides the uzi
>>567041732
https://www.nevingtonwarmuseum.com/uploads/9/1/7/5/9175276/nevington-c-nders-mp-smg-3_orig.jpgParts of the Conders would be a good basis for a Laser SMG, not the whole thing just the weird bits
>>567042194thank you
>>567042194
>>567042547where's her fat ass?
>>567041842>single shotBy that you mean only one bullet in the clip, or just fires much slower with higher individual damage but main focus on the secondary effect?
>>567042547wtf... vex minecraft...
>>567042602i was thinking the former but the latter could work if the ability is moved to mouse2
>>567042547ok, do not do this, we have gone well past the veil here
give sniper the boomerang from that one april fools easter update, I have been fiending for it for almost 20 years. no i do not give two shits that it's just the sandman ball on sniper
>>567042941If it actually came back to you it would be more unique than Sandman since you could hit someone on the return
>>567042765Maybe as a few round consuming option, for you to do the special one, I think the mark one with +90% accuracy on that bullet would work better personally, either that or the headshot one giving something like brimstone curse from binding of isaac’s tainted azazel where headshots do double damage instead of it only being a headshot, ya know? Though the mark overall will last better as an utility
>>567042108>>567042602>>567043107also i think design wise it should look something like a paintball gun with a glob of paint showing where the target was marked
>>567043107that could be more balanced but it'd need actual testing. i wish we had some way to playtest community weapon ideas for valve to implement like the old tf2 beta...
>>567042941>>567043017i think the old sandman should return but on sniper as a slingshot primary than stuns on headshot and slows on bodyshot. it'd be a pretty neat alternative to huntsman i think
>>567043725sniper is annoying enough, he doesn't need to become a CC menace on top of that
https://imgchest.com/p/92495ngw8ynsome wips that date from January that i didnt render/finish cause of my lack of skill or motivation, just felt like sharing some of the bullshit i spouted out
Why is it that without fail, only the biggest niggers in existence use the party system
>>567044038>Oppailivia being bred cowgirlFinish this and you will be my greatest ally
>>567043853to balance it i think it should have by far the least range of the rifles, maybe going only as far as a demo pill. it should also do less damage than a headshot, maybe 100 at most
>>567043725The ultimate kill assist weapon>>567043551>>567043136The paintball stuff should outline for both teams, just to tell the other one that something’s going on and “Hey! This guy’s marked if you care”, and because I think it would be funny, also merks letting out a simple jeers line when marked
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Deficate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in the underworld. Dump pyros into the trash compactor. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyros. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Spawn camp pyros. Kick a pyro from your mvm lobby. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>567044234Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Cum inside filthy pyro cunts. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Camp in the same tent with pyros. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>567042860the point was that it was worthy of a Pauling eye squirt
>>567044359this but also shupos yordles olivias and bunnies
>>567044359Dispenser hands typed this post.
>>567044150100 as a crit or it just maxes damage to 100 without critting? 96 as a crit would work better since it would be 32 damage max charge>>567042765The 3 rounds one could apply too, maybe with alt doing 10 or some shirlt
>>567044553Dispensers don't have hands, stupid
>>567044038oh my
I think an engie weapon that boosts max metal capacity and increases scrap/ammo pickups even further yet lowers dispenser payouts would be funny, maybe even make that the mini dispenser weapon
>>567044801>Dell 5 minutes later
He's so perfect bros
>>567044651i was thinking ~100 dmg crit at max charge/distance headshot which would allow for the stunned target to be finished off by the sniper's smg/melee or his team or to survive if the sniper is dispatched by the stunned target's teammate(s) before he could follow up attack
Oh wait awful idea for a sniper backpack came to me, rather high risk/reward one>on headshot, gain +2 ammo back for primary>if you take 50 damage or more in one hit, you lose half your ammo>-20% max primary ammo>+30% damage vulnerability while scopedThere, a proper balanced Cozy Camper for Ammo, you can TECHNICALLY never run out if you play good enough, but if you take 100 damage you just lose ALL your ammo (aka 10 per 50 for Stock, 5 for the Huntsman, 20 ammo Stock, 10 [rounded up] for the Huntsman)Stupid idea I know, but it’s certainly an interesting way to make you gain back ammo, also you don’t need to kill with the headshot to get the ammo back, only to land it, so you can get 2 or more headshots on a single player for more ammo overall
>>56704514135 damage if you want 100ish, aka 105 damage crits, same as Scout Melee crit, fair enough for the stun and all the nerfs it gets, also let me guess, same ammo count as huntsman? Any other stat ideas besides the huge damage down and such
>>567045336If you get hit with a pipe, you lose all your ammo (besides if you’re using the huntsman and aren’t reloading, so I guess they also don’t have to worry about the scope shit, Classic has whenever its charging be count as “scoped”), you lose all your ammo, and if you get hit with one while scoped, you fucking die instantly. May remove the scoped shit stat depending on how people feel, since the -5 from max and -10 ammo on getting hit with a melee or quickscope bodyshot may already be enough for most, though I doubt it
>>567045336nobody would use this, ammo is already a non-issue on sniper
>>567045826>backpack that makes you camouflaged while crouching but completely unable to moveRather hard to find good and “good” slots for Sniper Secondaries
>>567045461i don't think it should have too many more stats than that as to not overcomplicate it. i suppose it could share the sandman mechanic where he could retrieve the rock fired from the sling like how scout retrieves his baseball
>>567044146hmm, the proportions were throwing me off, maybe i can give it another go
>>567046063So ammo can be picked back up, that should be a fine enough stat sheet aka explainable without confusing noobs too much
Cuties
God looking at the steam workshop stats suggestions is like looking into a portal to hell, horrifying>>567045754>>567045336Have a big warning on the side of a modified ammo crate (slightly team colored) that says WARNING FRAGILE to help indicate visually what it does, have two arrows visible inside it and a few big cuts
>>567045986again, this would either be borderline op or nobody would use it since it'd only be good vs other snipers. you're already so far away as a sniper that most people never even see you, plus you can cornerpeek or headglitch to obscure like 70% of your model
>>567046160Please do
>>567046762Right so what would be an useful stat for him that doesn’t ruin the game for everybody else while not being unnoticable, +25 max hp is always iffy because old danger shield, giving the saxton climb on all melees at the cost of 15 or more hp per wall hit to climb up is a classic advanced weaponiser one but still annoying since 8 total climb opportunities before death but also going to unfair spots, interesting stats are tough, I’ll still write out the ammo box’s stats and stuff like I did for the Primordial (and recreate that one’s block for later usage) in the morning for fun though
>>567047587idk, i think the cozy camper is fine as-is
>>567047587>25 damage with the +25 max bonus for 6 climb hits, or 50 damage if you feel mean. 10 total is if +25 applies
>>567047587>+25 max hp is always iffy because old danger shieldThat was always fine though.
>>567047662I was saying making a new backpack that gives all his weapons the climb ability, instead of restricting it to one melee, making it rather costly to do so was the idea, also whatever happened to a lot of the old custom tf2 weapons videos? I wanna see the one which is the dispenser medigun again or the fixed slkw
>>567047748So 150 hp climber sounds about right? Either 25 self damage or 15, since anything lower is just begging to go insane, also idk how source would react but being able to strafe slightly
>>567047806>I was saying making a new backpack that gives all his weapons the climb abilitythat would be absolutely busted, giving sniper more mobility, let alone vertical mobility is what every redditor thinks would be cool without thinking about how much more unplayable it'd make the gamei think that guy nuked his youtube channel for dumb personal reasons. it was karma charger, wasn't it?
>>567047941No, that sounds about wrong for the reasons mentioned by >>567048158.Sniper should NEVER get the ability to climb.
>>567048158I think yeah, should just stick to the high risk/reward shit like the “Headshot or no more ammo” one, would be really funny to decrease ammo gotten from ammo pickups by 50% so that its 10/25/50 but again too cruel and unusual, but maybe have that instead of the “Scoping makes you die” effect, then again compensating that with it being 3 ammo per headshot may be needed since an average sniper misses a fair bit
>>567048246So something that gives him 150 and no bullet resist but instead a better balanced bonus is the ideal, knockback resist along with way heavier gravity while scoped and a small bit of explosion damage resistance sounds better off making it harder to interrupt him but making sniper duels work just the same
>>567049935But making him 20% slower while scoped/charging, there we go, easier target but gets less pushback and airtime, almost most certainly the most situational out of the 5 backpacks but an interesting enough one
>>567049935That's just an overly complicated cozy camper. It already provides no flinching while fully charged, and an unlisted knockback resistance iirc.
>>567050220Well shit, guess the stupid ammo pack is the only unique one then since all other ideas ruin the game it seems
>>567050324I think this is why there haven't been new weapons added in a decade.
>>567050421Sometimes shit needs super heavy downsides to be balanced, as in why I slapped all the shit onto the ammo pack, or the 3 downsides on the doom launcher, either punishing failure or discouraging certain play styles, sometimes for other reasons too but mainly for idenity/playstyle narrowing
>>567050648>>567050421Then again, I like playing with ammo as a concept I’ve realised, considering how many weapon ideas I’ve had play around with the numbers (usually negatively), don’t know why I don’t touch health as often besides threshholds being very important
>>567050421>>567050220And it sucks its that way, why does the camper give knockback resist at full instead of just flinch immunity, another backpack killed in the crib just because the camper has every single space covered and yet is outused by pee, ah well gonna still likely do the backpack idea since it doesn’t increase movement besides whatever bizarre shit could happen with increased downwards gravity at will
I’ll do a shitty sketch of the ammo box and give it an aussie name then, see ya tomorrow
>>567044721>>567044801plap
>>567052085>another backpack killed in the crib just because the camper has every single space covered and yet is outused by peeThis is not really an issue. If nobody uses the Cozy Camper which encompasses all backpacks simply because Jarate is better, they weren't going to use the hypothetical knockback resistant backpack anyway.
>>567052860darn
3 NIGASON CART
>>567038004>>567036162Good calls, I'll work on and consider those ideas when I go to get the cosmetics!
never made sense that the sniper can't blast jump with the jarate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
texas golden mole
ratscout tf2
people really take their dustbowl casual matches seriously
>>567065174One of the biggest reasons why I don't play Dustbowl anymore. It has an unpleasant atmosphere. It's either giga tards or friend stacks, and neither are very fun. The only 2 maps I would say are equivalent in terms of very sad people are Badwater and Harvest, which I also don't often play regularly.
mfw sentry coomin up
>>567065174>people really take their casual matches seriouslyftfy
>air strike: on kill, the extra rocket is added to the clip immediately, rather than just to the max clip sizewould that make it too good?>also gives you a rocket in the clip even at max kills reachedwhat about now?
>play a match of tf2>only die to the exact same two people the entire game regardless of where on the map you goevery time
>>567069753it really do be like this
Spy is pretty fun on Citadel!
>>567066615Demofloyd
>>567075162That's not Floyd though.
Why is /tf2g/ so dead?
Bit mean.Shup up.
every time you take a teleporter your character dies, but an identical version is reconstituted at the teleporter exit bearing all the memories of the fallen merc who stood on the teleporter entrance
When is Valve going to buff the Stickybomb Launcher, Grenade Launcher, and Iron Bomber? The very very minor spread literally makes them unusable. Thank God for the Loch N Load being the only one where this does not apply.
>>567084453https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIsauNJ392oThat's how many fictional teleporters seem to work but Engineer might actually make a spatial-manipulating device, rather than a glorified 3D printer. Quantum tunneling is already teleportation on an atomic scale, Engineer might know how to do this on a bigger scale
>>567085843>The very very minor spread literally makes them unusable.You peaked my curiosity. SL, GL and IB have hidden mechanics akin to the pistol, revolver and SMG?
>>567086976the bombs have a tiny amount of spreadit's why when you fire the stickybomb launcher without moving your crosshair they spread out a little rather than creating a perfect stackit's practically unnoticeable but it can hit corners and walls rarely
>>567087525fun fact the minisentry hurtbox used to be so small that it wasn't guaranteed that a stock pill fired from outside the mini's range would hit it, even if you were standing directly on the edge of the mini's detection radius and aimed with your spread perfectly centered on the miniand then they made minis bigger
>>567088367i still remember how minis used to constantly regen their health until they fully built themselves, that shit was so aids
>>567025648too much effort to create custom code
>>567088367I wonder if that still applies to the disposable from MvMif you place it right (high up on a ledge) you can make it last long enough to actually run through all of its ammo because most robots just can't hit itit only starts dying when giant robots who have near-perfect accuracy start shooting at it
>start getting recommended random tf2 content>watch "tf2 olympics">fish on a stick is playing>couldn't complete the first jump on parkour>tied for last place on rocket jump>came in dead last for surfnow it all makes sense why fish hates the mantreadsHe can't even strafe to save his life
Why did they remove the cool bug where activating the heatmaker's gave the smg tracers as well. That was the only fun thing to do with that weapon
um idk dude i’m not a game dev
I'm trying to do Memes vs Machines: Re-Peeled, but on multiple maps I fail to load in because I'm missing the map files. I have my TF2 set to allow all downloads, but they don't download. I downloaded the .zip archive, but some of the map files aren't in it. I even googled the very specific map version it's asking for, and got no results. Any ideas?
>>567090660Probably so that the Sniper doesn't create visual mess. Especially if the SMG's tracers were just as long as the Heatmaker's.
>>567086105despite being a stick, she has an appealing ass
>>567068891Would have to be tested to see what happens when you have 0 ammo in reserve
>september blog update>"amazing stuff to look through and test.">""amazing"">"""test"""funniest shit ever
>froyotech isn't playing this seasonis it froyover b4nny bros
>>567097376eric status: it's friday
>>567092358clear out your download folder and install the asset pack again
>>567097849it's two more weeks on a friday
>>567097652b6nnybros...
>>567097978>I downloaded the .zip archive, but some of the map files aren't in it.
Do you fags have a favorite war paint + costmetic combo
do. not. use. that. word.
>>567031117>likely were working on the B.A.S.E. Jumper for months before you emailed themMost likely. This is not my first dance though.I complained about a ton of things in-game to them via e-mail and as a result we got other weapons back in 2010s. On top of my head I can take slight credit for invention of YER, Market Gardener and perhaps Dead Ringer. Did I get any acknowledgement for any of that? No. So you're free to take my story as a grain of salt.For YER and DR, I have never played TFC deeply but I have read a strategy of sorts about TFC Spy where disguising as the last stabbed option should be used liberally.So being hyper-fixated to that dumb detail I sent them about five or so e-mails about just that, also mentioned the feign death function of TFC Spy and asked if they can add it too.I think I complained about Demoman having Chargin' Targe and how that makes Soldier vulnerable against such attacks at low levels because they're not really encouraged to be mobile enough to match them. You may have Gunboats but you still incur damage when roaming and they finish you up with a single crit.My initial idea was asking they can give Soldier a guaranteed crit melee when he's under a status effect or under a health threshold, can't remember if I mentioned rocket jump but may have. A few months later we got the comically large crit spoon.
>>567100830i'm sorry xaggot
This looks neat I'd say
>>567097978In what way did you think that would fix the problem?
>>567103532...did you clear out your download folder?
>>567103781clearing out my download folder means nothing if the thing i'm downloading in the first place is missing maps, anon
>>567102121you could have at least made the timeline believable
>>567103781"We need milk.""The store is out of milk.""Clean out the fridge, that will fix the problem.""How will cleaning out our fridge make the store restock their milk?"
>>567100830this, it upsets the sisters here.
>>567102121you're tom francis?
>>567103532you should try clearing out your browser cache
>>567104416I checked wiki to be sure to not made up shit or imagine stuff after all these years. Timeline checks out.Do I have any proof? No. I e-mailed most if not all from official site link instead of my own e-mail. I checked and I have nothing for proof in my own e-mail.>>567105198Nope. I'm not a model maker or a developer. I'm just some random player.
>>567105554The asset pack is still missing maps. Go ahead, download it yourself.
community MvM try not to be half assed challenge
Is it me or do cosmetics nowadays clash with everything that's not in the same set. Nothing fits together
>>567102121>and perhaps Dead Ringerwell fuck you
>>567104262if the game thinks you already have a map downloaded it won't download a new versionjust clear it out and if the asset pack isn't working then just join the server and it will download>>567104596you have no fucking clue how this works
>>567105792>Nopethen you definitely didn't invent the yer or market gardenerfor reference:https://www.pentadact.com/2008-05-31-team-fortress-2-unlockable-ideas/many of the game's early unlocks are taken straight from this dude's blog post that he made after the original medic/gold rush updatethis guy (who later made a game - gunpoint - that got a tf2 promo item - the crosslinker's coil) came up with:unupgradeable mini sentriesthe wranglerthe axtinguisherthe equalizerthe reserve shooterthe market gardener (although he pitched it as a demo weapon)the yerhe also proposed these ideas as new weapons, which simply became universal mechanics:building hauling (even down to the original 75% speed penalty)destroying stickiesthe ability for spy to see enemy names/healththere's a tenuous connection between his single shot napalm gun and the flare gun, as well as an even looser connection between his ghost cloak and the dralso, the code leak a while back showed that valve at some point tried out his teleporter catapult and ghost cloak ideas
>>567107178you're adding an element that wasn't being discussed
>>567107178>you have no fucking clue how this worksExplain how clearing the TF2 download folder would magically change the contents of a zip archive.
>>567107178>just clear it out and if the asset pack isn't working then just join the server and it will downloadwill it though?and, of course, by "asset pack isn't working" you mean "is missing the map files in the first place"
>>567105934... did you clear your browser cache?
>>567110235yes. again, go download the pack and see for yourself.
>>567110481I'm not gonna do that
>>567107376Got his ass. I remember reading this blogpost back in the day, forgot it was the Gunpoint and Tactical Breach Wizards guy
>>567097376Translation:“We REALLY just wanted to use the potato.tf maps which we know have been play-tested a lot and are proven to be balanced but the community would skin us alive for only picking maps from one group so we’re stuck testing out random ahh maps (I swear if another one doesn’t even have waves I’m gonna kms)”
We are the Soldiers of the R.E.D, the world’s most moral team!And we have discovered a solution toA most perplexing quandary!The Vacc shield, when a BLU hides behindA Vacc shield, what do you do? Let the BLUS goWell, we say no, Vacc shields are expendableBecause they're animals, so we propose to go andShoot the shields, we should shoot the shieldsThe Vacc shieldsWell, they ain't human, so it's really okay!
>>567115908>No Archimedes plushieWorthless collection
>>567115908balloonicorn plushie mating press
>>567110554then you admit defeat, then
>>567121054no
I wish I could turn other players into plushies.
>>567122145what
>>567122145
>>567045336Who the fuck has ammo issues on the most bitch mode class in the game? Not even Huntsman does and that has like almost half of stocks
>>567122145lol that would be epic sis
find a hobby
>>567120018>>567122145Okay calm down Dirk Strider
>>567040703valbe gibs me dat 300 trillion dollars nmow
>>567116631all this time they could gotten like five or six guys make a couple building models, sprinkle it around, make some terrain, and touch it up for two maps too release without dealing with the communities bullshit
>>567126591fortnite gun
>there are people here with less than 1,000 hours
"people"
>>567106938Feign Death was a function in TFC already. And disguise as last stabbed was a function too if I read right.>>567107376>the market gardener (although he pitched it as a demo weapon)>dated 2008That clears it up. I suggested as a Soldier weapon and yeah I pitched it after Chargin' Targe released in 2010, MG wasn't in-game until 2011. It's not hard to come up with Deadringer or YER too though, they're functions from the old TFC so I guess everyone was writing about it already to Valve.I only can take some credit for BASE and perhaps that small car race halloween thing. I found an old e-mail where I pitched the idea of Engi and Spy having explosive cars. I'm attaching the picture, bumper cars introduced in 2014. Right?Moral of the story: Valve read your posts and play test those if it sound reasonable.
>>567134882I blew it... Sorry.
Every single flaregun is overpowered Just compare them to the flying guillotine
>>567133605>baseball emoji for Scout instead of the foot emoji>shovel emoji for Soldier instead of rocket emoji>dynamite emoji for Demo instead of the bomb emoji>first aid helmet emoji for Medic instead of the syringe emoji>dart emoji for Sniper instead of the telescope emoji>knife emoji for Spy instead of theater mask emojiCompletely cringe.
MvM update in two weeks, right?
>>567140310perhaps
>>567138795i want to turn you into a plush
>>567140310>>567140417baby making sex with zhao
Mvm update is never coming out lolol
The OG TF2 Classic surprisingly still has servers running.
For me, it's the pumpkin MIRV spell. I just think it's a lot of fun to use! What's your favourite spell?
>>567140310>>567140417It'll come out as soon as I'm done plapping zhao
>>567145094nice
>>567145042my favorite spells are hex maniac's great big crystal orbs
scout is just jumpslopsoldier is just splashsloppyro is just flankslopdemo is just spamslopheavy is just trackslopengineer is just buildslopmedic is just healslopsniper is just aimslopspy is just stabslop
fempyro is just sexslop (we have lots of sloppy sex)
>>567146426me between those
>>567146426based
>>567146426Kek!!!
>>567146426
>>567146426muh dick
chad tf2 hours???
>>567148778it appears so
>>567106413not just youmost of them are like that because the emporium are a bunch of talentless hacks
>>567146426>2 hours agodamn, they must be working overtime :)
>>567154034Shh don't snitch
>>567154728I'm not
oh wow its still up
>>567146426this but yordles
>>567156045plapping poppy's poppys
>>567155782Why did you jinx it?
>tfw this general saw so much shit post that we rejoice at the sight of good discussion and anime
>I main Sniper
>>567126591It's gonna mega clip into Sniper's arm while reloading at the butt
>>567141514I had the most fun with TF2 playing this mod in 2024 and 2025, before the steam release. The custom weapons server was also greatThen after the steam release the devs went full retard AND so did the devs of the custom weapons server, giving spy faster decloak, an aoe bomb and a teleporter. Fucking retards. The steam release also broke most custom weapons despite custom weapon servers pretty much keeping the game afloat
>>567158129>reloading at the buttwhat do you mean, he's gonna slap air into the bottom
>>567145042I'm still chasing the high of that time when Helltower first released, when I threw a teleport spell, started charging, and perfectly teleported to shield bash kill a guy who had no chance to respond.
>>567160005Very nice! I'm saddened that they never fixed the teleport spell and just opted it to being Helltower only. For as much as 24/7 Hightower servers get memed on I just wish we'd had Helltower instead, what can I say? Spells are more fun! Although now that I think about it:>Helltower competitive spirit (62/142)Damn...Maybe one day I'll finally get that done. I wonder if it's even technically possible to get anymore through normal means.
Are we excited for the summer update?>>567157828
>>567161312I'm not excited for more slop cosmetics + some flavor of the week maps, no.
>>567160005>>567160479baby making sex with hex maniac>>567161721egg making sex with gardevoir
>>567157828Now imagine if she mained Heavy
>>567168404
>>567168817this is not the ass jiggling I was promised
>>567169374that's more like itbaby making sex with toriel
>>567168817Westoids getting their hands on Touhou is worse than the holocaust.
>>567157828Sex with Otogers (and the rest of the FOX Platoon)
>>567169820obviously, the holocaust would've been a good thing if it happened
>>567148778Trans Furtress 2 General!!
If the Soldier has an unopened can of SPAM from 1-2 years ago, do you think it is still safe for him to eat it? I'm brainstorming a new secondary for him.
>>567177327if he dies he comes back stronger
>>567179362now what if the spam was hypothetically real and sitting in the back of a fridge the whole time because it got shoved behind the pickles, do you think it would kill whoever ate it?
>if god had wanted you to live, he would not have created me
>>567155782Cerberus booty
trannies lostfloyGOD won big time
Based on anon's 300 trillion dollars idea
5:15
be honest: you’ve never seen this loadout in game
>>567186558obsessed
>>567186558I have actually
>>567186558I did. Multiple times in fact.
>>567186558honking fempyro's clussy
>>567186558
>>567186651>>567187142>>567188046>>567188314what a range of responses lol
>>567107376Interesting blog post. Mini Dispenser gets a mention, something someone made a model for a few years later, and something Valve even playtested internally. I haven't read through the whole thing yet but there's likely a lot more in here that could be linked to some cut concepts we now know about. This will be a lovely resource for my Miraheze wiki on TF2's cut content.
>>567185109Thread saved.
>>567188917i'm surprised someone maintaining a wiki for tf2 cut content wouldn't know about this lolthen again i remember only knowing about it from the facepunch weapon ideas threadfor some reason it's one of those things that's just burned into my brain and i get surprised at other people not knowing it
>>567185109no he didn't floydfag, the girls won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU_VzWyDJmENew STBlackST kino just dropped
>>567192995good video recommendationgood migu pic
>>567192995>Dead Ringer Spies at the first sign of danger be like:
>>5671929953:28 next OP
>>567193586No OP will ever be that TF2 related again.
>>567192995sex with migu in TF2
>>567195285lol sister thats funny
>>567195285next OP
>>567192995am I crazy or did this guy put a "ONE MOON CIRCLES" tng reference in one of his videos years ago
>>567186558the fact that it's possible is bad enough
mmph
>>567158129Oh so suddenly a big butt is bad when sniper is involved??
>>567190673I came around to the PC side of things in 2009, used to read a lot of the Facepunch threads back in the day. I don't recall ever seeing that blog. I don't think it's even mentioned on the official wiki.
>>567193586How about 2:43?Actually, a lot of gmod screenshots would make for good OP images.
How do you play Battle Engie without the mini-sentry because it seems like the mini-sentry is just bad all the time.
>>567201008equip de jag
You can definitely tell SolarLight is the guy that gets passed around at furry parties because compfags hate all subclasses but will go out of their way to put more trimping spots for Demoknight on maps.
Demoknight is viable, actually*Says a bunch of slurs*
M2
>>567201008the mini is good, you just need to put it in more annoying spots and use it as a distractionyou can be *more* aggressive with it than a regular sentry, but that doesn't mean you can plop it down while someone is looking at you and expect it to do all the workor just use the eureka effect, hide your tele in a bush or in some corner nobody goes in, then put down a level 3 somewhere near the enemy's spawn between respawn waves
>>567201008>Battle EngieSet up telesRancho RelaxoTopscore by doing nothingSimple as
>>567203317Slurs are actually okay if you suck tranny dick, those are the rules.
>>567203317AIEEEE I was a dumb edgy teen! It's not the same!!!
Could you imagine being some troll's remorse type and unironically becoming a fag just to be able to get away with saying slurs online?
yt people don't say "send this to sin" after a cool frag no moreDey just say "ns"
>>567203317Why do they always run away when you get close to killing them?
>>567204289I've never heard that phrase in my life spoken by anyone ever.
>>567208041holy newfag
>>567208041same, played since 2007
https://youtu.be/5-FpvsrhQQ4
>>567204289>>567208041i've only seen that said in sin videos
>>567209673then that almost confirms it's as real as bing soi
We need to create the ideal loadout for retards who are too lazy to get good at close range pipes, too lazy to get good with the stickybomb launcher, and are too lazy to avoid damage>hybrid knightPerfect! Now let's put 1-2 of these on every team and never speak of real Demoman again.
>>567214065but close range pipes are the easiest to land? and the stickybomb launcher skill floor is on the floor?
>>567203417what about the crapple M2? TF2 mac update???
mm-mmm-mmmmph!
The dilemma for Zesty fags>complain about da compies because they aren't respectful to demoknight>support solarlight's delusions
false dichotomy
>>567216174SolarLight is a comp shill althoughever
>>567216174obsessed
>>567216174zesty hates demoknight
konata mogging oppailivia
>>567225123on opposite day
sex with the GET TO THE CART LADIES! MOVE MOVE MOVE!
>>567220361...
>>567226952>secretly
>>567201008You don't need mini-sentry when you can drop a level 1 at a dead end corner to position it looking at the wall.Unless they notice it's there or know beforehand, it'll be too late to retreat when it finally turns and shoots.>FJ, Short Circuit, JagNever upgrade Sentry higher than level 2 while holding objective.>Panic Attack, Wrangler, EurekaClassic Ninjaneer, Sentry jump and clip tele exit to unexpected places.>stock Shotgun, Short Circuit, SouthernFor up close fights, you pull a downward SC alt fire to jump shot or apply bleed them.PA and Gunslinger 3-shot melee also works.You can also use Pomson but I have never succeeded at it.You have to flick shot crazy while glancing over close targets AND you have to walk slowly while aiming at anything beyond mid distance to have an extra ounce of control over it.Due these shortcomings the only viable secondary is stock Pistol or Wrangler. You spam Pistol (or Wrangler) and swap to Pomson to manipulate where they're going.
>>567216740Do you look like this?
>>567045336>>567045754Have an idea for the name, the Torquay Tinny, it’s likely shit but whatever better than just calling it “The ammo box on Sniper’s back”
>>567192995>>567195285>>567228809baby making sex with miku and femspy
>>567186558I have actually, it's totally ineffective in a real game. The thing nobody posting it considers is that no one is going to let a pyro wander across the battlefield towards your side without shooting at them, the retard wearing this loadout just died every time he tried to sneak over to us. Also, in the actual game you can still see the red or blue overalls outside of this one cherrypicked angle.
>>567226952why is spindel there
>>567235541It's not spindel, just somebody who uses that exact image of Yui as their avatar for some reason.
You now remember the Fall Guys Scout costume, Meat Fortress and Funko Fusion
>>567237034the what
>>567231240sis your so silly
Scout should have a hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments. The alt-fire would be akin to a chainsaw but with a fairly large AoE and it increases your underwater movement speed significantly.
>>567242642What a BASED idea.
https://youtube.com/shorts/u42eWqQsgeo
bzz
>>567195285sexsexsex
>>567242642festival sex
>>567249580people are busy playing scrimmages probably
>>567249580was goonin'
>>567250115To what?
>>567249580because you're here
>>567250849HMVs
>>567251157Based. Sauce?
>>567251123Bit mean.
>>567251770a bunch of them by rawsource
>>567250849fat ass yordles
>>567252675https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GxkeVxsaBgA
>>567252675Mental BASEDness
>>567253704Bro stop replying to yourself.
>>567256119I don't samefag unlike you buddy
>>567256370Shup up.
>>567252675BASED BASED BASED
>>567256892Are you just gonna keep replying to yourself sista?
>>567257238What the fuck are you talking about bitch nigga?
>>567257315Why post a trans scout?
>>567257238>everyone i don't like is one person
>>567257424To appease your homosexuality you faggotron 3000
>>567257570That's literally what y'all do when people don't like your degeneracy.
>>567257617Nu-uh, I am super straight.
>>567257637>y'allwho is y'all?the voices in your head?
>>567256620Okay
>>567257883Prove it. Post a cum tribute to fempyro.
>>567257883He says, posting a male cross dresser. Thanks for proving his point homo
>>567258015I don't cum to people in gas masks.
>>567258132gay ass nigga
>>567258068Males don't grow tits like those.
>>567258161Nah mate you ain't super straight like me man.
>>567258229That's because they're fake man, you're a gay ass nigga lmaox.com/rookies_othersm
>>567258625How do you know they're fake?
>>567258707Click the link retard I literally spoonfed you
>>567258758No nigga
>>567258819Okay keep fapping to a trap with a dick and fake plastic boobs then gay nigga
>>567258901I already said I don't fap to females in gas masks.
>>567258625>>567257883oh no no no no
>>567258990that's cuz ur fapping to a man fagola
>>567259062I don't fap to men either.
>i enjoy smissmas cosmetics
>>567259119lmao stay in the closet then faggot>>567258625
>>567259120They recycle the cosmetics every year. The emporium is artistically bankrupt.
this guy always has the weirdest meltdowns
The only man that could have cosplayed demofloyd perfectly was the great George Floyd but it's a shame he's no longer with us..
>>567260242Am not having a meltdown nigga.
>>567014494I fucking hate boardwalk so fucking god damn much and I hate that the creator didn't emphasize putting Slaughter in, fuck that guy kill that guy with a rock NOW
>>567259120Some of them are nice in a cheesy way, others are just clearly dollar store garbage though. Valve's been a lot better about it but Smissmas cosmetics are unfortunately stuck between either typical winter clothing or typical christmas themed clothing. What I do like, however are some of the Smissmas themed unusual effects! I just wish people would stop doing 20 million different variations of the Nebula effect.
>>567260992Boardwalk haters stay losinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU
>>567252675>fat ass yordleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sq_Fm7qfRQk
>>567261123making out with hex under the mistletoe!
Every single map should need to have Pyroland enabled. Unironically the effort and care involved + extra time spent would filter out worksloppers who just want to shit out garbage maps that they dress up with a billion bright colors or gimmicks to farm upvotes.
>>567262551many are saying this
>>567268002repeatedly breeding with poppy
>>567267036A romantic moment would be suited best at the center point by the tree in pd_snowville_event! The comfiest Smissmass map in the game until we get the winter version of Harvest officially.
>>567268304>The comfiest Smissmass map in the gameclose, but that's actually ctf_snowfall. but we can kiss under the snowville tree before retiring to the snowfall cabin for some lovin'
>play TF2>either do extremely well, top score, style on everything>or play like absolute shit >often times, in the same matchman
>>567268837I think there's already mercenaries in those cabins so it would be quite rude to make them leave...I think the hot tub overlooking the resort in plr_matterhorn is a far better alternative.
>got a week off work>developed RSIi just wanted to frag.....
>>567270096no one is in the cozy little cabin though... and everybody below can see you in the hot tub. I was thinking something more private
Is it possible to buy the cheater's lament off of someone or is there an alternative for the halo
>>567271248No, and no
>>567270304Oh, that. I thought you were talking about the middle section of the map, silly me. That does look quite cosy! To be fair Snowfall is a genuinely pretty map, light snow is so calming. Also what's with half the screenshots not loading on the wiki? Something different about that website breaks every month.
>>567271279Damn that sucks. I wonder why they haven't added something similar. Seems like an easy cash grab
>>567271407I noticed that too, I had to fight with the images just to get that one to load. the wiki is prone to breaking suddenly just like hex's bra
>>567271475I assume they want to respect the fact that it was a special reward they would never ever give out again and feel like adding an imitation halo would cheapen it.
>>567271502Pretty annoying, I just wanted a quick way to check out some of the map features without having to boot up the game. If anything, given it's historical issues the wiki needs some serious heavy duty maintenance done to it that does all the lifting, so to speak. And unlike my bra that website is actually going to break for good one day and it'll be a sad day when it does. Doesn't Valve run the wiki....?
>>567272273Makes sense. But with the current flow of asses in the workshop trying to one-up the previous cosmetics I thought they'd make something that would trump the cheaters lament
>>567272594>Doesn't Valve run the wiki....?they own the servers but it's entirely community run, which was one of their biggest mistakes because it led to the current cabal of wiki trannies who refuse to give out the wiki capbut that's also why it breaks all the time, it's all volunteers>>567273109there have been plenty of attempts, mostly in the unusual department. they refuse to add even unusual halos for some reason, like this tf2g onehttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3373530246
>>567260242agreed
loose cannon is such a nigger weapon
When you're about to beat your Steam friend in an Engineer MGE
>>567275901well yeah it's for the nigger class
>>567276614https://youtube.com/watch?v=P2qAriIbRxE&pp=ygUKVGYyIGxhdWdocw%3D%3D
>>567271407built for paizuri
>>567276432How it feels to play scout and switching to youre melee to finish off the enemy
stickybomb launcher replacement:>+primary clip size increased by 1>+explosion self damage reduced by 20%>+grenades aimed directly at the floor under the demoman now explode on impact>-not having a stickybomb launcher
>>567268002le poppy mating press
>>567275901get donked nerd
No more anime girl posting
More anime girl posting
what happened to european servers? as it stands the choice is either 2fort only or a russian servers and valve's official servers are plagued by cheaters. i was binge watching some old star_ live commentary videos to reminisce on the good ol days and felt the urge to play for a bit but the state the game is currently in is beyond unplayable.
>>567288038there's at least konata.tf and zesty's european server(s), both get populated during the evening, the server browser is just impossible to discover good servers on
This game is really fucking gay when it's chokepoint hell payload all the time and never 5cp. This region is cancer.
>get to 5cp server>game is already 1:0 and we are contesting 4th point>pick scout and walk to last>win>server restart and next game is 4vs4 after minute of waiting>walk to 3rd point, kill a dude and cap>walk to 4th point kill two dudes and cap>walk to 3th point>1:0 in 4 minutes>two enemies leave>2:0 in another three minutes>server restart5cp has been dead game mode in pubs for a decade
>>567288038>what happened to european servers?no ideaI'm playing on konata just fine
>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Soldier_responses>Search "retard">one result
>>567290594no one wants to play bad gamemodes, it turns out
>>567291509yet people play payload
>>5672884315cp maps are full of chokepoints on the last point, it's not really any different than payload
>>567290949Why does listening to normal lines make you download the voice clip, but the robot version just works as a button?
this will forever be the best voiceline in the gamehttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/65/Spy_DominationMedic01.wav
>>567291509the game mode would be fine if the server didn't restart every ten minutes and there was a vote scramble
IT'S A TRUKEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCPQGncOx-Q
>>567291585yeah, because it's a good gamemode
>>567257238Stop causing her to meltdown.
That Blizzard obsessed fat fuck Gabe should never be allowed to touch game design again
>>567228809Engie is just a bad class. If your team is losing, he can't do anything. If your team is winning, he can't keep up.
>>567292891says who?
>>567296002many
I really do need a 120hz monitor to play Sniper.
>>567292176this is mostly trve for the genres he discussed which are fighting games (which have 1000s of moves and frame data autism) and mobas (which have 100s of characters, 1000s of shop items, etc.) whereas tf2 has only 9 characters and a couple items per slot where there is often a clear winner with most weapon stats being a simple easy to tweak +minor attribute -minor attribute and weapons/abilities that are unanimously agreed to be overpowered (quickscopes, vacc, wrangler, etc.)
>>567292176>It's okay for me to have a favorite character I want to be stronger than others because "vibes"Why do under-120 IQs think that if they stretch a sentence out to over an hour that means their argument is good?
>>567089554He's also a shit Sniper despite it being his main for a little over a decade.
It's okay for me to have a favorite character I want to be stronger than others because "vibes"
>>567299805tbf that goes for pretty much everyone that's been playing for over a decade
In casual>it's okay that some weapons are "better" than othersIn 6v6>whenever spy isn't on screen, everyone should be asking: where's spy?
>>567303001In casual:>bro Sniper is so overpowered he should be removed from the game even though he's on the boxIn 6v6:>unless you're a gay furry and you suck my dick I will go out of my way to make sure your playstyle is worthless
>>567303137sniper isn’t even worthless in 6s. he’s played more frequently than any other offclassyou don’t know ball
>>567303137...Casual is right
f1 f1 gas ape
Uhh Marge if sniper is so op why don’t 6s players play him? If anything, the smaller team sizes and wide open maps should make him even more powerful!
>Where's my update?>Where's my update?>Where's my update?
>>567303137>the boxa videogame in a box?are you like 100 years old or something?
Hey Lois if Sniper is well designed how come he was exclusively picked by mentally ill people to purposely ruin the game for like 6 yearsLois why didn't they pick Soldier
>>567304396he’s referring to the box art you retarded faggot
>>567304513that's ai, the heavy isn't left handed
>I wonder what makes it Elite Grade>Who cares
>I go by many names...but you can call me...Da Mobstuh
>>567303626Reading comprehension. Sniper is pretty much the only offclass that works in 6s yes, that's why I didn't mention him by name in the second greentext line.
if sniper is so good then why doesnt comp revolve around him
>>567306423>why doesnt comp revolve around himsniper works good when he's actually you know, in the back, sniping.
>>567306423That is the case in Highlander. Sniper is still really good in 6v6, I dunno where this myth that he isn't comes from.
>>567306423>comp revolve around himsniper is pretty often seen in 6s. where'd you get that info from
>everyone hates casual>everyone plays it anyways even though the server browser is right thereMake it make sense.
obsessed
>>567309559every server owner is a power tripping troon that has power tripping troon mod friends that ban you for the slightest thing thougheverbeit
>>567309849There's servers that are so dead no one is watching them though. You can also host your own.
>>567309849>open server browser>2fort 24/7>100 player server>TRADE AFK !GIVEALL FASTDL>death run>mge>jailbreak>200 ad servers with 128/128 players
>>567310142meant for >>567309559
>>567310008dead until they get a personal notification someone just joined the server to breathe down their neck. and i'm not a tuber celebrity so no one will join.
I hate all the coward faggots that didn't bully trannies hard enough than I hate the trannies honestly.
>>567305387No Da Mobstuh in the Summer Update?Mamma mia!
that doesn't even make sense
>>567314084it's not supposed to make sense, he just wants to avatarfag for attention
you know that's not what i was talking about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8EyKUJQvs8How Emporium niggas feel strolling down the Workshop putting themselves in the contributor list of some poor sap's item (they made half a texture for it)
/fng/ is making fun of us...
cool, tf2g has made fun of itself for over a decade
>He browses other generals
>>567317983https://youtu.be/ys9gKn1fqro
I do. And it's a gacha general. What you gonna do bout it
>>567318619>And it's a gacha general
>>567318701>even gacha generals have actual moderationnot sure if this is something to laugh at....
>micspamming islamic hatred in russian
>>567318616I already have so much content to watch... an hour sfm animation couldn't hurt...
This team needs a hero
This team needs a support
>>567323113Doc, is that... is that the quick-fix in your hands? Doc...
>>567323362I want this support.
This team needs a complete fucking retard*equips the quick fix*
>>567195285
>>567323113>>567324182le healing is not as rewarding as le hurting...
HOLY FVCKING KINOOOOhttps://youtu.be/DygCPaYRAHU
>>567324182>bothering with a medigun
haaiiiiiimvm updetto da yo?
>>567323362>that cameltoeniceBuff the vaccinator in TF2, it's the only based Medi-gun if we're gonna be real. I don't understand why Zesty hates it.
>>5673265502 weeks sister!
>>567323362nice freckies
>>567326243nice, but the gameplay is awful
>>567318616>>567319614I take it back this is cringe>>567326634explode dummy
Hoovy Tube fell off
>>567275901
>>567327720Loose cannon is a chad weapon
>>567310142>>567309559>>567288359>>567288038serverbrowser.tf :)
>>567327720response>yet you got raped by it, how curious!
the loose cannon is based because it lets me shoot people off the cart on the 2nd to last point of upward and send them off the scaffolding at 300mph
They would never nerf Demoman because he's on the box
>>567323362baby making sex with lulu>>567326634mating press
>>567329019yet sniper isn't and they never did
I think Heavy should have a bowling ball launcher that acts like his version of the Loose Cannon, except it would deal damage by knocking back enemies into other enemies. You would get a strike by knocking an enemy into an enemy who gets knocked into another enemy, dealing critical damage.
>>567333291At first I was against the idea but I think that would be much more fun to play against than the Loose Cannon, since the Heavy is nowhere near as mobile as a Demoman. It would be a great high risk high reward option for a usually boring class
>>567333291I think you should stop posting feetshit and post more boobs
>TF2 niggas watching everyone praise Valve and Gaben for Steam (they can't even deliver a community-made update)
>>567333291sounds needlessly complex and like it'd do no damage except on choke heavy maps and never get used otherwise
>>567323113*steps into a sightline and fucking dies*heh, wanka
>>567335220I AM THOSE NIGGAS
>>567335220300+ employees at the company. what do they even do??? they surely don't need all of the employees working on underperforming hardware and dota 3 right??????
if a "oneshot" requires the player to be so totally inept at the game that they allow the DoT to fully expire then it isn't really a "oneshot"
>>567338103Valve is nothing more than Gaben's hobby horse now. He doesn't expect his hardware to make a profit, he expects it to exist as a proof-of-concept so that other companies will take over.And pretty much every employee there is an estrodude now.
>>567338103Funny thing is things like the 64 bit update and addressing the bot issue only came to be because a contractor that worked on the Steam Deck offered to work on them
>>567338709>And pretty much every employee there is an estrodude now.Valve got in trouble for being heckin transphobic thoughbeit
no ze didn't
Sorry, but the flags gotta go :)
>>567339072this, we gotta find a way to talk to him to re implement quickplay
>>567339418(Yes zey did)https://www.californialaborlawattorney.com/blog/valve-sued-for-transgender-discrimination/https://mcvuk.com/development-news/valve-sued-for-3m-over-alleged-discrimination-of-transgender-employee/
>>567339574this but with the nazi flag
>>567339580i can't let you do that joshie the contractor!>insert jill image here
>sued>allegedze didn't actually tho, greedy troon just got angy
>>567339679omg tf2 developer is based???
>>567186558>see one pyro in this set>they either attack you or don't>easily recognize them for the rest of the gameNon-issue
>>567339918You always use the word "alleged" in reporting until a case is resolved retard-kun, if there was no proof to work with no lawyer would spend money working on a case
>>567339871perhaps with a go fund me we can gather a bribe big enough to convince joshie the contractor to re implement quickplay
>>567340482then take the cash and buy MvM tickets
>>567339574Sorry sweety but the signs stay :>
>>567340881no we need to bribe the contractor, ig we bribe him he could implement it in his lunch break, valve would never notice a thing
>>567340987>have to turn on cheats and enter a console command to even see thisWow, what a heckin' victory sister, you sure won with this message no one can even see
>>567341126It's more than you'll get, sister!!
lawyers don't spend money, they get paid money
>>567341645Time is money
they're getting paid for their time
>>567333291I think you should stop posting feetshit and post more butts
>>567341830And no law firm will pay their lawyers to work on a case that won't pay out (lawyers are salaried they don't work for free)
you sweet summer child
>>567342005Not an argument, I accept your concession monkeyposter
(no ze don't)
>"comment on my tf2 screenshot?">"wow!">someone trying to buy my tf2 inventory>they offer $400i know what i got faggot no sale for you!
>>567339801this sister.>>567339574shartoid begone
>>567342774Valve will never be the soiboi company you want it to be, cope and sneethehttps://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-report-claims-valves-structure-and-work-culture-is-hostile-to-diversity/1100-6510857/
>>567342783>someone offered me 400 keys for something i know is prob worth more now>decide to check>it's worth 700 keys
Ribs grow back
>>567343281 No zey don't...
>>567338103they are working on HL3 and VR stuff
>>567342858That's not nice.
>claims
>retard
>monkeyposter
>team
>hyperforce
>super monday night combat unobtainable items
>>567344352hmmm
Compie season starts soon...
>>567339192these things are not mutually exclusivein fact it's probably more likely that a company that hires lots of trannies will have complaints of "transphobia"
Cumpie session starts soon...
>>567346792Cringe>>567347075LOL good one sis
>>567347075>Cumpieyum..?
>>567346940"lots of trannies" != "pretty much every employee" as the anon claimed.They are still in the minority, which means the complaints are rare. If Valve had an HR department that cared about "transphobia," the employee wouldn't have needed to sue.Note, only 16 employees spoke about "muh diversity" >>567342858 and there are 300 employees at Valve.
>>567347075filling femscout with cumpies
>>567195285Looks like source is namako8982 in X also known as nqq8tsnn in pixiv fanbox. He (or she I have no idea) is working on a lewd Touhou based game with futa theme recently. So heed caution.>>567333291>a bowling ball launcherHe can toss them by hand and it'd be just as effective. Also it doesn't sound like a bad idea for concept.
yordlebro is back on /lolg/there's also a big titty version, but it has visible nips so can't show it hereWish he would draw more Olivia
>>567351289You could catbox it tho, I don't want to go in there
>>567352295https://files.catbox.moe/zal2gv.png
>>567352423many thanks
>>567352423
hi guys
>>567351289why do u want him to draw the little child from the tf2 comics, that's pedophilia man
>>567354743hi
I have coomer fatigue
>>567356352>>567354743why would they make one so clearly superior to the other?btw i hate shupos
>>567355840pp started bleeding?
I don't even care about topscoring or getting good k:ds anymore. The only way I feel satisfaction in this game anymore is to have teammates that aren't shit. It's the rarest and best pleasure.
>>567357865that's called growing up
>>567355840you're in the wrong website then
>>567354743>>567356352baby making sex with shupos
>>567351289I'd draw some more, but right now I'm burning all my free time on Slay the Spire 2. That shit is so addicting.
Demo
Heavy
Medic
>>567360332"slay the spire" sounds like a euphemism for relieving a boner
Sniper
Spy
Solly
Fempyro
I slay the spire 2 olivia
Penisr
>>567361262many are saying this
What should the next OP be?
>>567361409>>567021701
>>567361409
>>567361474Unrelated to TF2.
>>567361532Incorrect.
>>567361531the comic always wavered in quality but it really does become ass when dinosaurus takes the light
>>567361531That's cool but you know the sissies here wont like it.
>>567361601Shup up.
>>567361531The Soldier is Painis Cupcakehttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/52/Soldier_laughhappy02.wav
>>567362310Painis Cupcake is red though.
>>567361409my dick in your mom now stop asking
>>567362968Bit mean.
>>567363316What a CRINGE edit.
>>567363316What a BASED edit.
>>567363580Stop replying to yourself sista.
I saw that.
>>567363696>>567364003lol you had it right the first time obsessed retard
>>567364161Why are making fake images sissy?
Holy shit he really is using multiple devices when acting like a retard
>>567364161he habitually samefags so much he instantly replied to himself lmao
what's going on
>>567365632Nothing sista!
>567365737can you say that without activating a filter
>>567365632Nothing important, go back to sleep
>>567362457
>>567366028AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LCVUP_3jarY
What would you do if I told you I want to die?Would you even care?
I would be the happiest man on earth
>>567367635Wow you're a horrible human being.
>>567367635seconded
>>567367873Samefag
continued seething no one likes you
>>567367635thirded
>>567367635https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/d/d6/Scout_domination19.wav
>>567369287This is edited.>>567369416Bro can you stop samefagging?
my fucking rocket launcher...
>>567369642No one wants to watch you play the worst subclass in the game you twat.
>>567369816He's not playing engineer though?
>>567369816I'm forced to play roamer this season and im making it all your problemsI have a spoon and I must feed
>>567371113People who play trolldier deserve to get captured by the cartel, your market gardener wont save you there.
>>567371587that's not even trolldier that's just regular soldier but with a market gardenerTHIS is trolldier
>>567371956I don't care they are both just as bad as each other.
>>567371956the spy would have survived if he just walked towards the soldierz*sty said so himself!!!https://youtu.be/5rxLlf_2tUM?t=3457
>>567372975THANK YOU DANE
zesty lost
>>567374031to konata
cmon docdo it
>>567374031zesty won tho
>>567374210Nein!
>>567374210Jawohl!>>567374660>>567374660>>567374660Move, schnell!
>>567374267>>567374267>>567374267Z + 4
>>567374683This one is better
>>567374683damn, you had the same idea >>567374702even better edit
>>567374828Great minds think alike. Figured it could use a background to protect it from you know who
