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The moment Butter licks the inside of your mouth you're going to do something that you'll regret for the rest of your life.
>>567019579I'm gonna bite her tongue?
Bbang doko?
Chibi ryona
leets on the casting couch
>>567019759ugly
>just realized cherished items show up on your profile tableIts not fair how fucking cute this game is
>>567020052I love all the little details on that screen.
Fat spiki begins her diet. The owner reflects on how the unhealthy eating habits were formed...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nWOO9JY5-E
I got inspired by anon last thread
MEOW is actually a glados reference
>>567020908Why did you make it more boring
>>56702090810 and I spend the entire trip molesting Tig
How is dimensional clash going for you guys? I'm pretty confident I'm going to end in top 10% for the first time.
They are big girls
>>567021419at around 2% full autoing it so i'm happy, nice and simple
>>5670209085 sounds like fun
>>5670209089 and I spend the entire trip hitting on Diana
>>5670209088 and get a good sleep
Papa!
>>567021419My team is lacking in damage. I could only barely clear stage 14 without timing out. Item RNG was really rough, might try again for better luck.
Look at this Nel.
>>567023273ONAHOLE!
>>567020908This is dogshitDo it again but this time add some KR-exclusive cheebs
Big Cheebs
>>567023607I'm so glad we have Ner, Tig, and Daya in global
Kyarot?
>>567025019
>>567025138How does Daya feel knowing there's a sprite looking at her mate like this
>>567025219It's ok, Kyoushu has such freakishly long arms to hug many disciples at once.
>>567020908Easy 8
tig more like n
>>567025872tin?
neru kawaii
>>567026072le sigh
ashurbros not like this...
My daughter spending time with her friend.
>>567023463kawaii
>>567026138adorable
>>567026143It happens to the best of us.
>>5670209086666666666666666666666666666
>>567026372I wish women looked like this fr fr
>>567020559Stop Laughing and Help you fucking whore
>>567027049Considering that chibi cheeks are pure fat their bodies must float easily and optimaly keep their Heads out of the water too
>>567027049Ui would know what to do in this situation.
>>567027382Master's D would fit perfectly here! *WHIRL**WHIRL**WHIRL**WHIRL**WHIRL*
>>567027695
Another great day tilling the land. About a third done. It's hard work, but rewarding. Everyone should do some artisanal farming.
You guys are fucking insane.
>>56702090810 and I lick Butter on the cheek.
The elves actually tried exploring the barrier? Is that how they lost Nata?
>>567028554No Nata just bailed when she heard she was getting dismantled,didn't she? They can't detect her beyond the mist though yes
>>567014475https://youtu.be/cnNEsdPsoYUgooks had spiki starcraft before spiki was even famous
>>567030410
>>567030487
>>5670209085 and I spend the entire flight impregnating Daya while Rudd watches.
https://youtube.com/shorts/9XJILRfW_a8Where is the Vivi content
>>567031594Cute elf
>>567033083
>enter pvp>4.5M CP vs 3.5M CP>still loses to a 3.5M CP with 2 coomposed and 4 depresso despite me being a mono vivacious team
>ner announced >zero hype
what killed the hype?
>>567033909>despiteWere you under the impression that Vivacious has an advantage against Depressed?
I CALLED IT, MY PROPHETIC DREAM WAS REAL
>>567034107That could be literally anyone.
IT'S SUPIKI
>>567034107skipped all the previous bitches just for her. my(real) queen.
THEY'RE ADDING SPEAKI TO THE GAME FUCK YEAAAAHH!!!!!
>>567034107IT'S HER!!
>>567034218Well that was dumb, you could have had all the previous characters and just used devotion on Ner.
>>567000000
>>567034107>Its finally happening
>>567034332and what about renewa you fool.
>>567034351ui-fi version when
They're releasing Ner because no one rolled for Posher and John Epid couldn't pay for the installments to get back his house, po.
>>567034107it's just as i foresaw
can't wait to see what the speaki edit of this one will be like
>>567034496>one rolled for PosherThey've been pushing her too much
>>567034496I didn't have posher for some reason so I rolled for her...
>>567034602They thought her twitter meme magic would be strong enough.
Nobody rolled for Posher because she isn't amazing and there was free ticket that gave her to you.
>>567034206>>567034107HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>567034565
>>567034107It's her.
https://x.com/mintcian317/status/2054892380453798098bunny dragon!
SOON
Now that Ner is being added, who is going to take her place in the never ever memes, Daya?
>>567034982that's offensive to mov
>>567035195Daya banner right after Ner, trust the plan
I know they gave this Ner skin away during an event on KR, maybe we will get it also.
>>567034107fuck i knew i should have skipped kyarot
When is last time that global did not have a themed theater and an event running?
give innocent a carrot, give mad a nuke
I completely forgot about habanero world and now finally I have enough food again. Time to feed the cheebs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtixzMFCOqcNer melty
>>567035613cult leader would never mistake ner
>>567034107MS. TRICKCAL????
>>567035803titty ner...
>>567035547>dislikes food>:3
the start of baboon's hatred...
It seems like Ner was considered really mediocre in KR so it'll be interesting to see if they gave her huge buffs to fit her main character status.
>Ner tweet has 4k likes alreadyThey really have been waiting for her.
>>567035803Nerzuri...
>>567035960With Elena and Rohne as examples I have high hopes
A Speaki alt already? The shilling is ridiculous.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_EN2j0MtvA
>>567034107KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *faints*
>>567035195Tig
When is it coming?
We will get Tig Hero before Tig.
>>567036883>>567036929Tig has an event on the timeline, we know more or less when she's coming. It's Daya. Who will be the SAVIOR of Innocent btw.
Maybe we won't get Tig and they'll write a better story.
>>567034107I hope this doesnt mean all the ner meme videos will stop coming
>>567035298that would be nice and also release a global exclusive(for now) skin
>>567035298This skin is WORTHLESS until they release Pyra to use along with it.
picora has the cutest eating noise in the game, if you haven't heard it already you NEED to listen to thishttps://x.com/0k0m3oish1/status/2054574327782375732
>relic maxes out right as I'm going to bed>forced to do my dailies before I sleepGoodnight /trick/
>>567035895
>>567036774my mayor
>>567034107It's over kyoshus no more goblin mode
https://x.com/woow_1w/status/2054751300903199126(3 images)ACK STOP BITING ME YOU LITTLE FUCK
>>567037379this isn't ner...
>>567037694The clothes look like her so it must be.
If Ner isn't as strong as Elena, I'm sending a schizophrenic 5000 words long email to Epid complaining about elf privilege and sprite discrimination.
>>567037863it might be speaki
I hope Ner isn't still a front liner, Mad is full of front liners already, they need backrow.
There was a schizo in one of the previous threads complaining about sprite fan art where they had a full set of wings. Well here you go canon image of a full set of sprite wings.
Holy shit Ner is real???
>>567038247I saw an official picture where Butter had a bow on each ear. I'm still bothered by it.
>>567034107fake and gay
well if you think about it both cheeks should be sticking out instead of just one since depending on which side they’re facing that cheek sticks out
>>567038487This is official merch
>>567038487
front facing cheebs are kinda cursed...
Instead of booby mousepad, cheek mousepad.
>>567038730
>>567038846Butt cheeks?
>ner is not never everMaybe Daya will be soon...
>>567038874what a strange way to ride a bike
Wait did Elena not have a themed theater in KR and only got it when global got it also?
>>567034107
>>567038910you gonna need to wait another DAYA
>>567038949who's elena?
>>567038949I don't think that's the case, but people were speculating maybe KR was about to get a Ner event because of some randomly released Ner cosmetics.
Does anyone remember what relic lvls for 21-30 increase candy production? I'm at 20 right now and wondering what the major milestone levels I have left are.
>>567038794Front-facing chibs actually look surprisingly fine and show up pretty often in in-game art and only look fucked up when it's on purpose for comedic effect.
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpEXIvzg-yM
>>567034107My day is ruined the moment i saw this. FUCK Ner.>>567019462Im torn whether or not i should have Tonkatsu today or tomorrow. Odds for tomorrow, evens for today!>>567020908What the hell, this isnt the original and it STILL doesnt have Kidian and Yomi!!! Sigh, well, im taking 7, if its a long flight me and xXionx can geek out over vidya and stuff.
>>56703908228 gives you a very slim chance of a gold crayon on KRI haven't seen any candy production increase though, you get those from fab lab
what the fuck, when did we get reasearch level 10>click the buttons to upgrade hq and fab labWHERE THE FUCK DID MY MONEY GOHOW MUCH DID THAT COSTI HAD 11 MIL GOLD AND ITS ALL FUVKING GONE
>>567039542Enjoying shitty ass gacha economics I see.
I did the math once for I think it was like Relic level 19 to 20, and determined it would take about 300 days for the gold gain increase to pay for itself. Which is not good but was better than I expected.Still not sure on whether the extra stuff you get from upgrading is actually worth slowing down your gold use on other stuff, but whatever.
>>567039415behind the sceneshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y9em45Leko
Good morning bros. Eschur rabu!https://x.com/usavivi777/status/2054991640226660860
>>567020908where do you get the pics for this
>>567020908this feels wrong without the cheebsicles to me
>>567040063I'll fucking burn his house if he does this.
>>567039837>it would take about 300 days for the gold gain increase to pay for itself. Permanent resource increases are scary for mobile developers who need to very carefully build the in-game economyI like that Epid aren't cowards and actually dared to try it, even if the relic level ups don't make a big difference
>>567039945sniff ashur striped pantie
>>567040005Phone with Trickcal: Chibi Go installed+polaroid camera+scanner+printer+fax machine.
>>567039182the front facing cheek is balanced by an ear
>>567040139>even if the relic level ups don't make a big differenceThey don't but it's neat to get a couple pennies worth of leafs every now and then which I think the time I did that calculation ended up being when they started appearing, so throwing those at star candy refreshes for GTA makes it pay for itself way faster.
I think we will get chole event story with ner banner
Almost made a bajillion in Dreamland
Master Chef bullied by culinary criminals... I don't actually know what Ricotta's deal is besides being freakishly lanky and tall for a cheeb and possibly a cook
I love pineapple on pizza.
so I'm guessing theres no Ner event right? main story update then?
>>567040512mario no
>>567040474
>>567040512I love you. *smooch*
>>567040512Thin slices of pineapple that cook properly aren't that badFucked up chunks like most pizza places are vile and only sugar addicted sprites would enjoy those
>>567040121ok here's my contributionhave a ponder about THIS configuration /trick/
>>5670407837
>>567040783ngl this suffer from a severe lack of sex
>>5670407833, by the end of the flight, i'll be flush with meloncoin, the hottest new cryptocoin
>>567040835*sneezes on u*>>567040856sorry i was planning on doing an alice and selene sandwich but my cheebsicle folder is lacking a LOT of cheebs
>>567040913>*sneezes on u*thanks bbdon't forget about your daughter either, looks like she could use some of the elixir of emperors
>>567040869Would you rather have 500 million dollars or a 5 minute dinner to talk with Melun? Hylics will take the quick cash, but wiser beings will know that having her ear is invaluable.
>>567041079take the 500m and then ask melun to show you her melons.
>>5670407833now try mine
>>567041205OH GOD OH FUCK...3
>>567039025Honestly that got me. Good job, rimbro.
>>5670412053 or 9 for optimal jubee exposure
Naia is hunted by 100 dragons
>>567041482imagine the sex
I really like this degenerate sugar cane licker.
>>567041482
>>567040783>Choose 3 to relax and talk philosophy with Aya>Sist keeps pestering you with stuff she wants to sell>Meluna won't stop singing>Posher going ぽ
I wish kyoushu chan wasn't a fat, retarded, friendless loser...
https://x.com/holidaypine/status/2055058400447283414
>>567041683What the actual FUCK is that THING
>>567041683If I'm going to get my brain fried by ui-fi, I don't want my router to be a fat fucking frog.
sex with elves
>>567042026Please don't lewd Rohne, she's the purest elf.
>>56704078310
>>567042026sauce?
In the world of Selene, be a Rohne
>>567042084you sure about that?
>>567042092>10 whole hours of KYURI and MINTO while catching whiffs of beni>also maestro is right behind you contemplating existence the entire time
Would (You) replace burumi with this creature?
>>567042230absofuckinglutely notthat THING is one of the most evil and hateful abominations to exist
>>567042156https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/123754034
>ner announcement Woke up to amazing news!!
>>567042230No one could EVER replace Bloomy-chan.
>>567042281>cheebyuriwoah, interesting surprise
>>567040783This is more dogshit than the last
>>5670407834, really easy pick
[-]
>even by staring directly into your eyes I still have no idea what you're thinking>player: you make me blush>What's this? The teasing phantom actually can't handle casual flirting?
>>567042230Finally, a very good reason to put Elias's immortality to proper use.
>>5670407833, I trust Aya and Meluna to behave plus the surrounding rows look restrained
How to play elf bowling?
can you guess which cheeb this is?
>>567042470>beni smell, aya chilling your spine, posher drugging you>easy pick
>>567042891shaydi!
>>567042891Rim Chaos
Ner is approaching 10k likes in 2 and a half hours.
>>567042947correcthow about this one
>>567042909>my daughter, my concubine and my wifeYes very easy pick
>>567043051allet
We should do these kinds of quiz whenever there's a maintenance
>>567043024Official Wife's power.
bet you cant figure out this one
>>567043145But what about the jigsaw puzzles
>>567040783I'm going to RAPE Sist while Kidian watch.
>>567043213we don't have that character in game
>>567043496Gyoju's gyoju
>>567043496Sir, this is a blue board
Don't forget to do Dreamland.
Newfag here, do I sweep event stage 1-10 everyday until I buyout event shop?
Spooky wolfghost Alice ominous
>>567043964do it 20 times a day for the achievements. the purple crayons/stones/springs/kommy ahegaos are not as important as the other stuff
>>56704396420 sweeps a day until you have 200 clears, if you still need more after keep doing 20 a day. Don't bother with purple crayons unless you really need them and the HQ items are personal preference. Like I don't need the gears anymore so I wont bother, but if you are new you will probably need them so go get them also. Pretty much everything else is must get like the million gold, statue, gold crayons, certs etc.
>>567043964Buy the figure (for green stars), gacha tickets, gold crayons. Should take at least 120-140 sweeps, but 200 is fine too
>>56704396420 times, get the tickets, certs and then crayons.
>>567043213A Boo from Mario.
>>567044172>>567043964I forgot to mention the stones are not that important, I think they are called epic stones.
Why don’t we have a gyaru chibi?
What's with the pretty Elena face meme?
>>567044338Picora doesn't have the personality but has the gal fashion + stickers.
>>567044385shes a prince
>>567044385Its how Renewa thinks of Elena, its just a funny face and that is really it.
>>567044235This is the type of shit you'd see that'll become a meme around 2ch and Nico Nico Douga
>>567044385It's the other timeline's saint Elena
>>567044571>>567044654Ohhh I knew I've seen it before but I completely forgot
which cheeb is this
>>567044781Buttah!
>>567044781BUTTER!
>>567044781[Throbbing Dick of Rage Intensifies]
>>567034107is that speaki?
>>567044235Is that thing to blame for my nightmares?
>>567044827>>567044840>>567044845got you this time
>>567044183You should always be doing 200. The 3 tickets from the 200 clears achievement trade exactly 1:1 with red candy refreshes to get from 100 to 200 clears so you're just getting free exp+gold+mocharons from the event sweeps, and free stuff from the event store.
Ashur has a worse hairline than me.
Does anyone know the lore behind those Ui-Fi memes?
>>567044928>Confusing Ashur & ButterThat's like calling Satan Jesus
>>567044964A very smoochable forehead
>>567044124>>567044172>>567044183>>567044201>20 times a dayok thanks
>>567044972Here you go.
Ner doesn't have an event in KR, right? Does this mean we're getting another global-exclusive event?
>>567044928its not THAT bad
>>567044964When a chibi has a high hairline, that makes their forehead kissable.When (You) have a receding hairline, that makes you a balding bastard.
>>567045090Maybe. It'd explain her delay. It's also possible they just release her without her own since Chloes event should be next. Or maybe it's both.
>>567044964Norwood 6 bro...
>>567045131I'd kiss (You)r forehead
what cheeb is this
>>567045313Diana.
Okay /trick/Tell me your Norwood scale
>>567045351how about this one
>>5670454072 but I'm nearly 40.
>>5670454071, but I'm 38. The plantar warts are worse.
>>567045407I was feeling kinda bad that I can see it's changed as I'm solidly in mid-30's but I guess I guess I'm like a 1.5 and shouldn't worry about it.
>>567045407My hair is thinning around the sides of my head above my ears, not like this.
>>567045073thanks anon
Well, what did she say?
>>567045407I'm 28 and I think I'm already on 2A, don't stress yourself out too much kyoshu-samas
What does Ner even do? Diana already has the broken passive that makes her a must have in all mono personality teams like Erpin and Elena so what passive would Ner even need to make her meta if they waiting *this* long to release her?
>>567045801>Wheres my ritalin?
oldest thread on /vg/...
>>567045407I already got the George Costanza hairline and I'm only in my mid 20's
>>567045128
>>567045407i'm somewhere between 2 and 2a
>>567045964
>>567045964>>567046231ashur in like 2 years
we love balding chibis and balding anons here
*clatters on the floor noisily*
>>5670454071, 26 year old. Hairline's the only thing I lucked out on.
Just woke up and saw the news. Congrats to nerbros.
Who’s this?
I wish Kyoushu's toupe would stop falling off...
>>567046540The chud
>>5670454071 at age 29. I have extremely long hair and my parents never lost their hair so I think I'm safe.
>>567046540benny
>>567046558Incorrect
>>567046669beni
>>567044972
>>567046469>Finasteride is not suitable for some people. To make sure it's safe for you, tell a doctor if you:>have ever had depression or thoughts about harming yourselfit's fucking over...
It finally happened
Playing strip Yahtzee with Rufo!
>>567047586>Anon already practicing how to pick up a Ner
>>567047867>rigs all the dice>makes up a rule where both players have to strip on a draw
>>5670407833 is the most reasonable choice
>>5670407838 (I am a victim of human trafficking)
where did you come from where did you go where did you come from trickcal chibi go
Did Levi do anything wrong?
can someone post the erpin destroying pumpkin cg but with erpin kneeling helplessly while speaki destroying all the baked goods?
>>567049080She's got that hustle mindset and just wants to escape the part-timer struggle.
>>567049080She hurt Kyarot's feelings
>>567048750if it hadn’t been for trick cal chibi go, I’d have ner a long time ago.
>>567049080Theft, assault.
JP Rohne and Elena are so much better, especially when Elena is yelling.https://youtu.be/r6uUTNETCMk?si=rfVOrhdu0TxLDau8
>Ner using me (you) as a slave again for paperwork>dip out the night before and go hide in another species townWhy wouldn't this work?
>>567049571Because why would I dip out when she rides me raw after I'm done with the paperwork
What do I do with the leafs I get from friends? How do I use them?
Anon in Japan from previous threads, snapped an image of sold out Bibi keychains.
>>567049725You can use it to gacha on the rightmost banner, it's wise to save it for events that want you to roll 200 times and you don't want to roll on the actual banner for some reason
>>567049736Wow surprised Vivi sold out before Xion and Yomi.
>>567049736There’s that Erpin picture with some mysterious browned haired chibi behind her again
>>567049571Sist keeps track of you and sell it to Ner.
>>567049783Vivi has some dedicated superfans who probably bought like multiple each
>>567049736>Casually blocks Fate's presenceSmugredman status?
>>567049736>Bibi and Supiki sold out>Mayo is the next one to sell outNever expected Mayo to also be that popular
Aya sexo
>>567049570where is this from?
>>567034107>only 16 repliesI knew it, you guys only pretended to care for Ner
>>567050459This is the dimensional clash cutscene, you can watch it right now in the extra section of the theater ingame.
>>567034107Fun fact, this is the fourth most liked tweet they twote, after Kommy losing to a crayon (13k), QRT of Kyuri silhouette (at 16k) and Speaki pet reveal (at 27k)
hard mode
https://youtu.be/ZijsmbzmGLo?si=ONke46xneeyAfI4_
>>567049736I imagine they didn't just have, say, 20 of each, but rather got sent more of the popular ones and restocked as they went, right?
>>567050863Maybe I am the Speaki and just don't know about it.
>>5670508632 so I can sit next to Ner
>>567050863Finally, a non-dogshit versionThis anon gets it
Sir, your slug speaki and kyuri...https://youtu.be/aDPyoW0sdnY
When can I get all these Yomi variants?
Ummmm, actually they’re called cryers.
I have No Way Out stuck in my head
>>567051415You only need this one.
>13k likesTRICKOIN SOARING
>>5670521822nd worst variant next to yomishroom
crazy to think like 2% of the entire global playerbase probably browse this general
>>567052924It's even crazier to think that the usual top performers in raids are also from /trick/.
>>567052437Nercoin up the roof
If you don't A2 Ner, are you really a trickcal:Chibi go! Player?
>>567051585Kyarot's KR voice is so cute bros..
>>567053432name one good mad apostle, I will be waiting.
>>567053817Renewa
Shado meido
>>567053817Chloe
>>567053817Chloe!Alice!Belita!Leets!Sist!Diana!Shaydi!No not MayoMaison!Ifrit!
>>567053817Renewer
>>567054042sex kid obsidian meido
>>567053817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuRgdtqQ8send of an era
Mad still doesn’t have a third backline apostle btw
>>567034107NEEEEEEEEEEEEER>>567054394unironically one of my first throughts was going to check this guy's channel
SAVE UP SOME MELON BOCCONCINI AND MOCHARON, THOSE ARE NER'S FAVORITE FOOD!
>>567045037the demon of Babylon disguises herself with the coat of the righteous
>>567054847first of, thanks for spoilers assholesecond, you're assuming it won't change from KR
>>567054847>implying i already haven'tnamuwiki is a pathway to power some kyoshus would consider... unnaturaladvanced mallows in particular are the food she loves the most
>>567049736Whomst????
>>567054847Fuck you asshole my entire day is ruinedI’m not spending money on her banner now
>>567044972you're questioning too much
she's 100% getting released with her yearning, right?
>>567055007Belita
>>567034107NERUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Ner's up on Soshage.https://soshage.com/trickcal/unit/10006?a=1
>Ner is comingFinally I will be able to advance the main story...
The leaks were real, just like every other time. Who would have thought.
>>5670209081 ez. Rim will block Shaydi's bullshit like a pro.
>>567055465ZOOM OUT
>>567055617that screenshot does not necessarily reflect upcoming bannerswe had similar image dumps before with banners years away and they still havent manifested
>>567055562there is nothing therepolan, send this anon to the big wood room
But will Ner get a unique artifact or rune? Hopefully a rune, we only have 3 character runes and like 10 artifacts.
>>567055632Why? There's nothing else in her cave
>>567055801I don't want new runes until I get alice's
>>567027894kyarot kawaii
>>567034107My QUEEN!! I've been waiting for so long!
>>567055617Ricota's been in a leak from 2-3 months agoTig's event banner has also been added around that time.
>>567056083that's ner not erpin
>>567040725WHORE
Depressed: Dominating.Vivacious: Ui & Momo going hard.Composed: Great and pairs well with Vivacious.Can Ner get Mad on the same level?
>>567056083It’s so cute when i think of picking up chibis like this and then holding them in my arms close to my chest.
>>567056234Erpin's hair is a little bit more yellow
Stop giving me those bedroom eyes.
>>567056234Oh wait I fucking read that as "that's not ner" looks like I'm already drunk on Ner
>>5670454077. I don't know why my hair insists on wasting my time by growing so fast and thickly around the sides and back, just fuck off like the top did. The body hair and facial hair is bad enough to deal with without another weekly chore to shave off.
Spot the difference.9 in 10 sprites fail this test.
>>567056769This one is angry.
>>567056518it's likely that they'll fold ner's artifact enhanced skill like they did with Rohne, so her pretty much giving a global damage buff with it (coupled with her senior buffing crit damage) means she's gonna be a bretty good damage buffer for an already offense focused personality, and her yearning 2 making her invincible when her senior and freshmans are up (plus giving her a whetstone effect by default and increasing her attack speed) means you won't have to worry about your buffer dyingthis plus renewa being released means mad will be eating pretty good soon, and that's not counting potential buffs she might receive into account
>>567049736I'm on my way to the airport and realized that Melon Books was selling a Leets doujin which wasn't on nhentai. Fucking hell.
>>567056904nyoo.. it will become lost media now..
>>567056769this one found out i snuck off work to play frisbee with butter
>>567056904Cancel the flight, this is more important.
>he still visits nighentai, not the panda
>>567040783Who in their right mind allowed Vivi on an airplane? Now everyone will be sick.5, to be as far away from her as possible.
>>567056234*queens your ner*what now?
>>567057353Mating press
>>567057353nerpin...
I'm gonna be honest /trick/I still don't know how to access sadpanda
>>567057428Just login into e- and then open ex that's all you have to do, delete cookies if you already fucked up and opened ex first
>>567056881Sounds pretty goodMadbros who stayed faithful since the start will feel like it's Christmas>Ner>Chloe getting her yearning>Renewa>Polan not too far off+ Sist who went from trash tier to a solid pick
>>567057508I've been doing that for the past 8 years and I'm still cucked from it
>>567057428Delete all cookies related to ehentai and exhentai, go to eh and log into the forums, then go to ex. If you get an ex cookie before logging in you will be blocked.
>>567040783>>567057247>Vivi on a planeCovivid 26 soon.
>>56704078310 is the safest choice by a long shot>maestro and kyuri who at worse will talk to me about cucumbers instead of force feeding me potions like posher, scam me like sist or plot to kidnap me like mayo>can throw snacks to beni from the other side of the hallway and get up to pat her
>>5670407838 and I make out with mayo
>>567040783Easy 7, I could listen to Vivi's way of talking for hours and I adore Ui also. The sneezes won't affect me.
>>567057428Same. I just use e-hentai atp. I’ve tried it all. I might just be cockblocked by my IP.
>>567040783It ultimately doesn't matter because Marie's a psychopath who brought a bomb on board, but I'll spend my time in seat 7 chatting with Vivi before we all die.
>>567058321It still sucks i had to use third party sites just to access the lolicon contents e-hentai doesn't show
>>567058304didn't know the ner greenscreen memes were this widely known
>>567055007Clearly rohne
>>567058304I want us to fluster and embarrass Ner in-game some day.
*blocks your path*
>>567059081*unblocks your path*
>>567055007queen of elves
>>567045407Im definitely a 2 and im dreading the moment it turns into a 2a im only 31 wtf hair!
>>567055007It's me, literally me.
>>567059081
>>567060072Why does she stand like that?
CEO-nim…
>>567055007i did some digging and aparently it's a character from one of the trickcal:revive books, the queen that preceded erpin.
>>567060145slavic genes
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144805855Sitting fatasses
>>567060145she's channeling her former thug life one of her expressions pretty much makes her look like she's about to mug you actually
>>5670454074 at age 31. I always kept short hair as a kid though so switching to shaving it wasn't a huge jump.
>>567040005They're just the ones from lootandwaifus shrunken. It's actually the full images, just placed on a layer under the template so most of them are invisible
>>567045407I'm 24 it's thinning out on the top. I'm not "bald" (e.g. empty bald spot) but it's noticeable. I wear a specialized haircut that's longer on top, a few cm, and the smallest guard on the sides and back, but I've accepted I'm an unlovable bald chud and will embrace the skinhead life sooner than later.
>>567060232i'm going through some more of the trickcal book, and wow, i am so glad the went with the chibi style.
>>567061027They look like models, cute
>>567061027Vigorous sex with Jade in the missionary position
proto-festa
help me, kyuri!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDPyoW0sdnY
>>567061292supi mount
>>567061027It makes me think of that ninja episode of south park. Like this is how they imagine how we see them, but we just think they're cute little runts.
AIEEE I FORGOT TO MENTION FARM CHAT ON THE SURVEYSOMEONE PLEASE DO IT
>>567061669grown women
and apparently this chibi is yggdrasil eldr.
>>567061834you just know farm chat is going to be a war between supiki and melun spammers
>>567061278would sex
Remember to ask for the cooperative ranking for highest tower / highest turn on Stackal.
I will use the farm chat for ERP sessions with my /trick/kas
trickle uses more of my SSD space when its open than my CRPG I'm playing... tricknology...
I want a global chat so I can bully newcuties with ashur emotes
meluna emote
Is it possible to live a meloncore life?
>>567062717state-of-the-art cheek pinching technology doesn't come cheap
>>567059818Why is there a newfound glimmer of life in her eyes
>>567062816You don't want to play that game Ashur you'll get your store pillaged
>>567061278hmm
>>567062662If I see anyone roleplaying as elv*s, I'm uninstalling.
weekend farming this snot dragon
>>567063573I swing around crepe until she vomits her breakfast today.
>>567040474She does stuff
>>567064204Fuarrrkkkkkkk
>>567064204reddit is down the street
>>567063741Stop trying to get the chibis drunkThey won't let you chew on their cheeks no matter how intoxicated they are
important trickcal noticehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9y0NW5Y1QY
>>5670454072A but not really. Its way more on the side
>>567062140
>>567063053A meloncore life means being eaten btw
>>567063246Take a bath stinky
>>567064576Didn't peg Meluna as the vore fetishist but if that's what she wants
>>567064407What's the happy music called ? I hear it a lot on speaki vids but I haven't heard it played on the actual game yetand I just realized that it's the same motif as monatium day but happy instead of frantic
>>567064204Faggot.
Onion Rohne
What is your favorite Trickcal song? I really love Dimension Clash.https://youtu.be/93NpP7g5tYc?si=EQLFBL2nGxIQfMwB
Chibi go where?
>>567065823to the weekend farm
>>567065823To the moon!
>>567065747That one sad song with the violin
Bullying Espi!
>>567045407Between a 3 and a 3V, 22
>>567065914who would win?
>the Japanese found Yomi doorbell chudhttps://x.com/jikobon/status/2055088162448547935
>>567065585cute rohnion
>>567034107my head priestess finally came home
>>567065747For me its Sugar Freehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1eAbD6Si30
>>567065747https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrftIio3xkY&t=10sgold thief attack hands down
Alcoholic Elemental when?
>>567066701a-me!
>>567067291I haven't been asked for the rights to my image yet
>>567067291Seek the nearest mirror
>>567066701I love this chudShe's tiny and she KNOWS IT
You guys don't seriously waste tons of money on alcohol right? A beer every once in a while is fine, but sitting in your room every night drinking hard liquor?
>>567068174not alcohol but i look at fast food takeaway and think to myself>fuck that could be a trickcal pack instead of being a fattyand then order anyway because chud life
>>567068242You are going on the eggs, oatmeal, and broccoli diet. The rest of your money will go to Trickcal.
>>567068174I bought 2 bottles of soda and I felt like I just wasted my entire future for them.
Ashurreal...
>>567065747every time i think about trickcal OST, specifically that one I always remember this exchange between these two anons
>>567065914Do you think the moon is made of cheese?
>>567065142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgbopZjOo70elf domination, also, check out proto-amelia and canna
>>567068579Isn't Kyoshu the moon?I'd be worried if he was cheese.
>>567068174I was literally an alcoholic since I was 16, despite the fact I was an introvert during high school and I didn't went to my classmates' party. I just drink beer, gin, or whatever the fact is in my parents pantry to cope up with my depression. My alcoholic days even went through as I go to college, to the point I'd attend parties just to sip a beer. These days I'm already sobered for 3 years since I got a high paying job.
>>567034107We finally getting our first alt Ner(Ner).
>>567068794meluners rising up
>>567068794>introvert and parties>hmmmm
>>567034107https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueuRgdtqQ8s
>>567068650Thanks anon>that song namekek so unfitting for such a heartwarming theme but based
Number of appearances in theme theaters tier list.
>>567070519Ner game, Ner thread.
>>567019462HOL CRAPUCCIONOLOOK AT ALL THESE LEAKED TRICKCAL CHARACTERS!!!
>>567070519>Elves run the movie studios>Deliberately over represent themselves in the storyI WON'T FALL FOR YOUR PROPAGANDA
I love supis so muchhttps://youtube.com/shorts/DkGftiACsUo
>>567070519>Kommy (0(nil))
>>567068794Good job you sober melunite!!
>>567070519>Yomi will stay at 1 for yearsfuck...
>>567071698She could appear in Ner's event
>>567068174I like liqueurs, salted caramel and banana ones are great for example
>>567068481Musky?!
>>567068174Not every night, but every weekend night yeah. It's mostly with friends though so I'm not an alcoholic.
>>567072056you have just given me hope.if you're wrong, ill be giving Ner noogies until she's bald
>>567072056Will they really give Ner a global exclusive event when KR just got her alt?Might be another chibi's event>Ner as the new banner>Rate up + yearning for the main featured chibi
>>567072508You absolutely are tho
>>567072708we got the yomi+crepe event before KR
>>567072732I said I'm NOT
>gacha about memes>still hasn't referenced this kino
john epid really marketing the merchandisehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQVBSdINA-s
>>567073341does elena have a fang or did they copy paste kommy's face
>>567073016Cute wino Hag….
>>567072508>mostly
>>567068174i randomly decide that i feel like buying some alcohol every 50 days or so and then drinking it all in 2 or 4 days, anywhere between a 6 pack of beer or some random flavored liquor
>>567073341
What's this?
>>567073496Elena's icon has always had a fang.
>>567061027Isn't this basically the same logic as the pokemon leaked art was made? like make it in the artist own style and make the final design in the established games artstyle
>>567073496What the fucks the point of these if they're going to put ugly copyright text down the sideCompletely ruins them
>>567073998It’s xXionx the Infernal Bullet
>>567059992finnestride and minoxdil start now. Ive been a 2 since my mid 20's. the sooner you start the better They only really keep the hair you have
>>567074623Haven't you heard?They made chuuni sex illegal.
>>567074767I bet the elves are behind this….
>>567074623SAUCE
>>567073341Those wobbly tricksicle standees are an amazing idea.I would gladly buy one to put in my car if I wouldn't have to pay exorbitant prices for shipping.
What's this /trick/
>>567068174Are you seriously asking a bunch of 30 year old men if they buy liquor? The answer is yes, obviously. Whiskey is a staple food group.
>>567075481Xion merch?
>>567075481Speaki merch?
>>567068174I have some really expensive bottles of jap whisky that I bought from auctions on a whim.they are worth the price too, nowadays I can't drink most other store bought whiskies because they all taste like diluted swill now.
>>567075481hobagi?
An acclaimed novel - The Trickcal!
>>567075481nuggets?
>>567075481baseyo
>>567075706>>567075586>>567076382>>567076015No, it's buttah!
>>567075481you got some pjs eh?
>>567071212supi
>>567076515kyute!
>>567076515
>>567076515Buttah LOVE
>>567076515>WoodNice! Better and more fitting than the usual cheap glossy plastic.
>>567075481>>567076515clean your carpet
>>567076907i think its a blankie
>>567076515is that a coaster?
>>567077170
>>567075481Dragon Dildo
>>567076996that would be worse
>>567077229
>>567076880my only gripe is that is kinda slim and flimsy, like low-tier plywood, but chinks gotta chink.>>567077029>is that a coaster?yes
buttercord STAND UP!
>>567068174I dont drink much at all anymore because im alone all the time
>>567077353butter getting hot cups rested on her face 24/7!
>>567077353you should probably get a piece of clear plastic to put over it otherwise it'll get ruined by actual use
butter general
>>567068174i only drink when i go out which makes it 10x more expensive than if i stayed at home drinking
>>567077630Butter and Ner need to duke it out so we know who's general this is.
>>567068794I'm proud of you anon!!
Guys.... I dont think Amelia is for me....
speaki did this
butterball
>>567064407so cute...
To anyone who gets their survey in chinese:>close the game >set your device's system language to english>relaunch the game and find the survey in the events
>>567078118finally.vengence.
>>567078118We uhhh drone strike the pumpkin patch
>>567078118Erpin shamelessly ate a cake that'd been run over with shoupabolt. This is nothing to a true glutton like her.
>>567078631she has her queenly pride you know.
>>567078631i love this frame so much lol its so cute
Why are there two gold dragon?
>>567077957you can have your Amelia buddy, just know that she's not attracted to you, she's attracted to the image of you having sex with Elena. You're a male fucktoy to her, a tool to make Elena moan
>>567076515cute!
How am I supposed to focus on the story when Canna keeps showing off like a total slut
whos better at sleeping? kommy or ed?
https://x.com/No7085063/status/2055241230297215179/cute.......
>>567079380this guy releases tactical cute nukes on a daily basisi'm dying
>>567056518Ner on KR was a great support still used on year 3 in some rainbow teams.
>>567079380
>>567060145maybe her butt hurts
eating out silphir while naia grumbles about being bored and starts to throw a tantrum over you both ignoring her
>>567079380>can make a v sign but can't use fingers as tool.
waiting for the next patch
>>567080546is buttah autistic?
>>567080976nuh uh
>>567080976Is there a cheeb that isn't?
>>567080976There are no official rates of autism in Golden Retrievers, as the American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) does not recognize Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) as a valid clinical diagnosis for canines.
>>567080976No but I am.
new ner mad to celebrate ner releasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vn7Q1ZCl_Bk
>>567082127Ner always has been mad
>>567060145it's another meme from old book "Secret Self Defence Against" (ISBN 978-4413012959) written in 1982.this book contains some riddiculus sounding, but kinda effective advices.
>>567068794Does alcohol really cure or at least masks depression? There are days when I feel like jumping from a bridge but there are a myriad of other stuff that prevents me from doing so, and I wish I'd look less like a sack of shit. At least trickal has helped me greatly this last year, god bless CEO-nim.
i boughted epika
What if Ner is underwhelming in global?
>>567082984yes when you're drunk it takes your mind off ithowever you feel like shit after and you have to keep doing it to keep your mind off it this causes immense, irreparable damage to your body
>>567082984Please don't drink yourself to death, Anon. Alcohol won't be the solution, and it never was.
>>567083146I literally don't give a shit
>>567073341I really want a supi pin but I most likely will need to do it myself.
Well, at least Epid seem aware of what fans actually expected lol.
>>567077957What gave you that idea?
>>567082984Think of it this way, if you become an acolholic, that's yet another problem in your your life. Do you want more problems?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTKupER-_Xg
>>567083146Do you care about meta? Honest question.
>>567083146Always a spot in the 9 chibi team
>>567079327The second half of the Bad Dream Sisters of course
>>567071267>0She's in melted butter.
>>567082440This thing is a goddam goldmine
>>567083146Then I will tell you that her board is still pretty good and that she's the best farmer for hard black fruit+chocolate.
>>567082984No, you'll actually get even worse depression and lethargy the day after drinking. I usually deal with severe ideation the few times I cave and have a drink. If you want to cure depression you need three things: physical activity/a healthy lifestyle, a source of motivation to work towards, and some form of effective reward scheme.Set yourself a major goal and some minor goals that actually appeal to you, and then start loosely working towards the major goal while achieving those minor goals and rewarding yourself for doing so. Succeeding at taking small steps will give you the momentum to start, and the big steps and the rewards that come along the way will keep you moving forwards. At your core you're an animal, and your biology has basic goals and desires of its own. Understand the animal that you are and play tricks on your body to keep it happy, sated, and hopeful. That's the only way to conquer depression, by getting to the root of what causes it in the first place: the human animal.
>>567083146They've done pretty well with post-launch cheebs. Everybody has had some use, whether that's a desirable board, A-Club, or combat niché.I'll trust Epid until given a reason to doubt them.
>>567079201This is unironically the best case scenario for everyone involved
>>567083146there will be bloodshed
>>567083146Will be fine, as long as she isn't Beni tier
>>567085463the elemantal in the mirror nods his head
I never noticed that Speaki (maid)'s skin has a smooch on her forehead
>>567086219I did that.
>>567086219Damn Whore
>>567086294You wear lipstick?
https://x.com/tomboy_1181/status/2055257337728991304
>>567086219awwwwwwww
Kyarot's event was really funnyNow I'm all caught up for Ner's event I hope it'll either be slice of life or more big tree lore
>>567086447The Good Sex Sisters…..who aren’t actually sisters and are bad at sex…
>>567086219>wearing oversized (your) shirt>messy hair>hickeyI can't believe they released Speaki (after sex)
>>567083146Ner (True) will save her
>>567086447woah there are two Ners! amazing!
>>567086654>hickeyWhat the fuck were you doing to her forehead perv?
>>567086219Is there any explanation for this?
>>567086831yeahhe did that >>567086294
>>567087167She of all cheebs does actually need the artificial growth hormones
>>567087167Something doesn't look quite right about those nuggets...
>>567087357Too few, there needs to be at least 40, otherwise he won't reach his calorie requirement for the day.
>>567087167It's spreading...
>>567087167Literally imprinted in cheebfucker DNA
>>567087167You nipniggersI knew you fuckers lurk here
>>567087167surely this is a coincidence
>>567086546holy shit
neruhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxMBllWyM5w
>>567082984Every dollar spent on alcohol is a dollar not spent on Trickcal. You know that Trickcal makes you feel better and you know that alcohol will make your life worse. You do the math.
nature is cruelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbp1vh-ZaG4
supiki afterwork drinkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf1_SuLiVT0
chunni edhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObKf9ejfI3I
>>567089343Nice pakeji ad Epid
>>567089832CUTE
>>567089076cute
https://x.com/ganbaree_3/status/2055201073808457857
https://x.com/Tmy5h4/status/2055179564255715394
https://x.com/yuu_chan07394/status/2055257959442329973
https://x.com/K_yo_1125/status/2055220771304460780
NER COIN IS GOING TO DA FUCKING MOON BAYBEE
>>567091556she won she fucking won
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aLuKtCFgFFw&pp=ygUaVHJpY2tjYWwgcHJlY2lvdXMgbWVtb3JpZXM%3D&ra=mWishing everyone a wonderful weekend! One day I’ll get Epica :(
NER COIN IS A PUMP AND DUMP DON'T FALL FOR IT
PUMP AND DUMP NER INSTEAD
please don't talk about my wife that way.
https://x.com/DivineHolic/status/2055212315327467597
i like ner but dont care about mad>we can rape inno!!wow literally who fucking cares
>>5670209088, obviously>good smell from Diana>gabi is quiet>espi will be a creep (good)
>>567092820how about we rape you instead?
>>567092912butter wouldn't say that, she doesn't know what rape is
>>567092815>_2FFirefox...you fucking FAILED me again.......
>>567092820So what, are you going to be ranking up Levi and Layze then?
>>567093438get bonked IDIOT
>>567093543>1 second of shoupan at the startkonichiwa, konichiwa!
>>567093375>last thing anon posted before he got raped
>>567093517yeah man you got itlayze levi cartel exposedwhat kinda gay ass strawman was that lmao
https://x.com/rakugaki_0922/status/2055297558319366640a billion kawaii nerus on my timeline
man i need to learn how to draw so that i can draw sexo ner to goon to
>>567094412If you're just totally discounting the value of multiple personalities then what are you doing in the game? Just stockpiling equipment shards with no intention of using them?
>>567094606if goon artists were jerking to their own shit they would never get anything done
anyone that ranks above me is a whale and anyone that ranks below me is a noob
https://x.com/uyunonaru/status/2055327788018864635/
>>567094624literally who said any of that lolyou are fighting windmills bro
>>567095087it's really cool how aloof and above it all you act
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/144597763erpbab
>>567093517>anon doesn't care about X>OH SO ARE YOU GONNA DO Yepic communication skills, loving it in here every single day
cheebs for this feel?
>>567092429>no more cuteslopno....
>>567095510Any with egg part time
>>567095228bro you are the most raped poster in this thread lol
>>567095415I was legitimately curious what he's doing in the game if he says he doesn't care about 2/5 of the roster.
>>567095510https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XlzCrKuN0k
>>567092040Alcoholic Ner…..cute..
>>567095886>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T RESPOND TO ME WHEN I'M BEING DISMISSIVE PLEASE DON'T DO THAT
autism checkpoint, no autistically trying to get into an internet argument with an anon beyond this post
I do not care about the Depressed cast. They insist upon themselves.
I wish kyoushu chan would stop being a disgusting pig and would start taking a shower every so often
shower?
>>567095857Cute!
Don’t troll with my wife
>>567096332i have diagnosed autism where should i go
>>567095731>>567095228Now kiss and frot
>>567096470>every so oftenI shower on the weekends!
>>567096871probably the euthanasia clinic
>>567096332oh okay guess we're ableistmaxxing todaygod forbid someone was born neurodivergent and refuses to take medication, we don't want that kind of people here huh
If I’m up to date on the lore, the average /trick/ gyoju is an overweight alcoholic slightly balding man in his early 30’s who’s diet consists primarily of chicken nuggetsCorrect?
>>567097312I’ve been getting into grilling so its more bacon wrapped chicken and pork tenderloin now, but yes
>>567097185I know your UNATCO killphraseLaputan machine.
>>567096470Nice try but your wishes don't work on me
Fuck Rohne
>>567097312>overweightyes>alcoholici don't drink>slightly baldingi'm not (i get my hair cut as short as possible once every 4 months though because i hate having hair)>early 30si'm 28>primarily nuggetsyup that's me alright
>>567097520Ui can Fix that
>>567097312more shawarma recently actually
>>567097736Lamb, chicken, or falafel?
>>567097312I'm also 28 like the other anon before me but I'm slightly underweight. I eat healthy only because my diet is strict with me being allergic to everything imagineable. I want to terrorize big pharma for doing this to me.
>>567097312I'm quite thin and don't drink
>>567097927if they have fresh falafel, i'll get that otherwise chicken
>>567097940>its all BIG PHARMAS fault! Not my shitty inbred genes!!
YOU ARE FALLING FOR ELF DOXING TACTICSDON'T GO TELLING HER YOUR INFORMATION JUST BECAUSE HER TITS ARE FAT
we need more drunk vulnerable cuties
>>567098193I wasn't allergic to literally any of the foods I am now until the same year I began a medication a few years ago. It all happened very quickly, faggot
>>567098263Amelia….
>>567097312Correct the average gyoju is a generic unc.
>>567097312I think instead of overweight a more accurate term would be "having a beer belly" or dare i say "having a dad bod" which isnt whale levels fat but instead a noticable chub surely im not the only one like this
>>567097312Fuck noI but raw bacon blocks and cook them myself
>>567097312i'm a 6'1 cute young twink ikemen
>>567098590Bend Over
>>567098557I look like that one Vylizary pic with Rufo
Make elf thread next
next thread surely is a ner thread, r-right?
>>567097312>overweightno>alcoholicFormerly>slightly baldingI have stopped balding but I still look like Vegeta>early 30sI'm 31>primarily nuggetsNo I like to cook>>567097671We balance out into the average gyouju
>>567098193Why are you so rude?
BREAD >>567098873>>567098873>>567098873>>567098873>>567098769YES
>>567097312I'm an underweight teetotaler with a full head of hair in my late 30s whos diet consists primarily of iced tea and whatever salty garbage I feel like cooking up at the moment
>>567098894YOURE THE GOAT
>>567086434Yeah I'm 1/48th a faggot. Every day for 30 minutes I prance around naked with lipstick on. Anyone who crosses my path will get smooched when that happens.
