Previous>>566962757>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 06 1.006.203 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862072850
HONEY WAKE UPNEW STRATAGEM DUPLICATION GLITCH DROPPED
Kill orbital napalm niggers, crush orbital napalm niggers with a Bastion tank, launch an orbital napalm nigger into space with a Breakthrough mech slam, gas an orbital napalm nigger, execute an orbital napalm nigger with a senator, crossbow an orbital napalm nigger as he exits his reinforcement pod, report the orbital napalm nigger to the democracy officer, NTR Seaf-chan and Eagle 1 from the orbital napalm nigger, sparta kick an orbital napalm nigger into a bug hole, run 4 mine stratagems in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop the SSD into a volcano in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop resupplies in pointless spots in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, gaslight the orbital napalm nigger into taking shit weapons, exclusively rundive without doing objectives in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, tell an orbital napalm nigger to LTD, throw sentries behind an orbital napalm nigger, kick an orbital napalm nigger after he drops in to waste his time, make a reddit post about how orbital napalm is the best stratagem in the game so sweden nerfs it, let an orbital napalm nigger get mauled by heavy spam, reinforce an orbital napalm nigger away from his gear, spam the laugh emote next to an orbital napalm nigger, always let the pre mission pod timer go the entire 30 seconds in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, pretend to change gear in the armory to waste an orbital napalm niggers time, always bring the ugliest pod and vehicle skins to an orbital napalm nigger lobby, "accidentally" pop a tire in an orbital napalm nigger FRV, pray for the infinite loading glitch to happen in an orbital napalm nigger lobby.
smoke divers
>>567044723BASED FIRE CHADS
>>567044995gentle love, care and cuddles for all the smokediver mains out there <3
>>567044723kek
>>567044723napalmGODS....... I kneel...
>>567044993nooo i walked into the giant fireball again how could this happen!!!!
>>567045158Well that was very sweet of you anon. I will now smokedive tonight just for you!
>>567044903what would be the most valuable stratagem to duplicate on the bot front?2 tanks?
>>567045338thank you abdo-shaped smokediver, I appreciate you having fun
>>567045375supply pack obviously
>>567044903another duplication bug?im tired
>>567045375Most stratagems actually kill what's under them so walking barrage is probably the best to duplicate. Either that or the EAT
>>567045656Thanks. I'll make sure to load up the artillery with smokes just for you.
Whats next for Helldivers 2?
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245056134323/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>567046306Ernest Goes to Super Earth
>>567046306total abdoslop takeover
>>567046451abdoslop sucks
>>567046504truthnuke
>>567046504I wish abdodivers would suck me...
>>567046193whatever you want babygirl, nobody uses SEAF artillery anway, as long as you are happy
>>5670463894/4
>>567046389full
Fortnite could save Helldivers just look at what they did to Tracer
>>567046795sexo
>>567046795anime tigergirls owe me sex
Surely Arrowhead will use the CGW as a testing ground to fast track some updates and balancing
daily reminder that all the troonposting comes from the the trooncord from /mhg/, be sure to thank them for it
HD2 is so fucked because it has the manpower of an indie studio yet it has the rigid development and pr model of a much larger studioThe next update will simply NEVER be able to address the problems they've allowed to mount upEven if they tried in earnest (lmfao) it would just take too long to pull out of this mess
>>567047360>>567047376Everyone deserves a Tigergirl
>>567048010>AH destroys CGW>hires all trannies involved>turbo trans indians are formed
>>567048282don't worry, they will push out an update within 24 hours that fixes the stratagem duplication glitch
>>567048010These swedes go on holy crusade to reclaim any tiny amount of izzat that the playerbase takes from them by defying MOs and their story, they will cry to Sony and beg for their super corpo lawyers to defend their shattered izzat reserves. Hiring the CGW guys would be the ultimate forfeiture of izzat in swedish history.
>>567045375Probably a mortar. Most everything else is pretty redundant, but multiple mortars kinda work independently. If you know in advance and can coordinate with a friend, the best option is getting an extra stratagem or two, by double calling a backpack or support weapon you both want. Both me and my buddy like the warp pack, so can smuggle an extra strat in due to this.
>>567046795>>567048419built for rapediver sex
>>567049912are mortars even good on bots?something something explosion resistance?
>>567051245regular HE mortar is not good on any faction, even bricksEMS and gas have their uses.
>>567051245gas mortar works fine on bots
>>567044903Does that work hellpod HMG?It's also funny that manning the turret does not cancel the <activated stratagem> player state.
>>567046389ggz frens, MY TOP 5, IS DRAKE, DRAKE, DRAKE, DRAKE, DRAKE
>have:gas secondarygas grenadegas sprayergas dogprecision gas strikegas minesgas mortars>need:gas primaryorbital gas barragewalking gas barrageeagle gas strikegas grenade launcherexpendable gas launchergas emplacement
>>567051826>have:recoiless>need:nothing
I NEED 40,000 SCGIVE ME SCGIVE ME SC NOWRIGHT NOWGODFUCKI NEEEEEEEED SUEPR VCUIREUGBNNHK FUCK SWEDEN
>>567051967Just downgrade helldivers 2 version and use old cheats that worked flawlessly before, stupid
>>567051632Lexapro Doesn't? More like Len't
So did libertea end up being malware or not
>>567052512Since it still works, they have no reason to activate the trojan horse.They gotta reel more people in to their botnet before shit goes down.
I regret nothing
>>567052690added to my list of 1167 reasons to never enter the car
>>56705196740k SC will only last you 2 years.You would need atleast 100k SC to ensure you have enough until this game dies.
>>567051826You forgot>gas sprayer turret>gas armor that lets out a little toot when you're hit>contact gas grenade>gas exosuit>gas dirty bomb version of hellbomb backpack>backpack fed gas support weapon>gas hellpod booster>gas melee weapon>gas shells added to seaf artillery>gas dss tactical action
>>567052746SEIS SIETE
>>567052993arrowhead hire this man
Did they buff dagger since I last played? It's feeling pretty solid on 10
>>567053157are you retarded?Those all sound like fun and engaging additions to the game and benefit the player.That shit would get you FIRED from arrowhead.
>>567053272I can fix this. Add it all in and then introduce a bug that makes the gas confusion status not work. 4 months later, sell a warbond that has an amor passive that makes you move faster when taking gas damage and a gas version of the tesla coil and then fix the bug.
>Blitz Bio Processors >2 hell divers bring complete orbital loadout>They both split up>Keep throwing orbitals inside camps>Orbitals don't clear the objectives
>>567053586many such cases, even /hdg/ lobbies are not safe from this.Funnily enough, strafing run does a much better job than any orbitals lmao
>>567051245explosive mortar is abslutely goated for killing your teammates
>>567045332I've seen niggers actively dropping it in the middle of the team
Love me strafing Love me airstrike
Love me orbital airburst
>>567054575Im too scared of thatPlus it needs to destroy buildings
Over 2 years since launch, still love me autocannon
>>567054404Yeah that's me. If I see bug breach I am dropping it right on top of it.
>>567054575orbital airburst is goated for killing teammates too.the area is massive.
>>567054871over 1 year since I started playing,still love me my recoiless.I love carrying my clueless teammates.
>>567053269They made changes to fire with the stroker update
>>567054991No they didn't, retard.They made changes to flamethrowers only.
>>567055082Proof? Ye das rite wyeboi
>>567053586That's on them for bringing reds in 2026.
>>567055276They added a small confusion and slowdown to the "bullets" of flamethrowers, fire itself is completely unchanged.They specifically even stated it in their patch video.
>>567055442really, should've just brought a portable hellbomb, maybe a silo and a leveller
>>567054871>divers waste orbitals on holes and bot farms>one little pop from the ol autocannon clears em one by one it rules
LOBBY NOW LOBBY NOW
>>567055661too busy beating my meat to abdoslop
>>567044903AH just announced an emergency patch will be released at 2100GMT today to fix this, as well as lower damage values of all stratagems by 20%
>>567055661Really? During independent silent reading time?
>game has been on fire for like 2 weeks by now>AH has done jack and shitgod I hope sony sacks these lazy faggots and replaces them with devs that work more than an hour per day
>>567056328replace them with who exactly?who the fuck has experience working on an obscure 2015 game engine, especially someone who wants to work on this spagetti code game?
>>567056534I know who.
>>567056609I will believe the retards at Valve actually work when they release Half Life 3, they haven't shit out a game for nearly a decade
>>567056856All they do is scrub barnacles off gabes yacht
>>567056609>Valve take over HD2>few months later>Super Premium loot crates that requires Super Keys to open>CSGO skins for the weapons, ultra rare FaZe skin AutocannonFuck no
>>567046306End of Service I hope!
>>567057339as long as they are purely cosmetic and not actual gameplay elements like exosuits in a warbond, I would literally no issue with it.
so why is it called hellbomb and superbomb?
>>567057587>game becomes infested with bots farming crates and keys in matchesfuck no
>>567055484They do stuff without saying all the time
>>567057670at least we wouldn't have steamchartsfags posting anymore thanks to all the bots farming crates
>>567057983Name a single buff they've done in secret
>>567057339Medium siege ready
>>567058079Prove they didn't change fire?>erm it doesn't say they didYe das rite yt
Still funny Mox wasn't even an option on the DSS cause Joel knew it would free up a whole sector if we went that route (not that the blob would have gone for it anyway). But remember, "player driven narrative"
https://youtu.be/noCwgCocLBU
Apologize.
>>567058754for what? it's literally the best support weapon in the game
>>567058919For making fun of it saying "only skillless metaslave dadgamer redditors pick RR".
>>567058754I only ever made fun of it before the 60 day patch, when it was genuinely so bad nobody brought it to bots
>>567059002only literal indians who thinks using dogshit weapons will increase their izzat say that
>>567059057nobody brought any AT that wasn't the commando to bots
>>567058754>DevastatorHuh?
>>567059202Leftover name from early development. Sw*des couldn't be bothered to change the texture that was already made for it.
>>567059124such was the absolute state of AT at the time
>>567059338AT still had its uses on the bug front. EATs were everywhere, and for a time quasar basically replaced the RR when it still had a 10 second cooldown
>>567058079afaik they've only done undocumented buffs when it was on pure accident because they changed something using the same system
>>567058754>gets mogged by this
The most fun build>portable hellbomb>portable silo>leveller>portable napalmstun ar
>>567059583How are you going to kill a bile titan 150 meters away with C4?
>>567059554They've done plenty of undocumented changes to the enemies.
>>567059773a better question is why are you engaging a bile titan that is 150 meters away?
>>567059885cuz my retarded teammates will start an endless death cycle spiral if I don't kill it now.
>>567059773>Aggroing a Bile Titan 150 meters awayliterally why
LORD JESUS ABOVE FREE US OF THESE SWEDISH DEMONS
>>567060096it won't be aggro when its fucking dead
>>567060096>nooo don't kill the poor buggerino when it's not aggroino'd!!!The only good bug. Is a dead bug.
>>567058754>tfw nailing a factory strider eye from 150m away
>>567060476based RRGOD
I love my cool master chief shield bag
>>567059813ok?
I never see anyone mention the Scythe's large mag heat sinkIs it evil and bad or is it goodMy Swedish senses are tingling
>>567060865I think it's good
>>567060865it's pretty good
>>567060865I prefer it over the increased dissipation, desu. Especially if you pair it with an energy secondary like the talon.
>>567060818I'm not okay, thanks for asking though.
sex doko
>>567060930>>567060973>>567061049OK awesome I was worried there was secret bullshit like "30% damage reduction and flame DOT is purely cosmetic now"
>>567061191good
>>567061587t. Swede
>>567061569>secret bullshit like "30% damage reduction and flame DOT is purely cosmetic now"
>>567061908surely you jest
>>567061632how did you know...
How long did it take you to accept the fact that bots are the easiest front?
>>567062718Realized it when I first fought against stim tax strain
>>567062718As soon as I realised how good the Fortified armor passive is.
>>567062842>Digger strain gets released as a big hype moment to welcome in the xboxdivers >Game is so buggy that you have only a 50% chance of being able to complete the mission The most swedish moment in the game's history
>>567062842>diggers fly at the host like a heatseeking missile to collect their stim taxes>oh that's bugged says the swigger>it's actually supposed to act like that for clients too, we'll fix it asap :)
>>567060865It's a straight upgrade, no reason not to use it
>>567062718When I realize I can kill a hulk and war strider with the Laser Cannon in less than 3 seconds and kill every devastators with the Scythe from 200m away with 0 recoil. Literally the only way to make the bot front hard is to make every bot units behave like the Cyborgs
>>567064040how do you deal with factory striders?
>>567064117Easy, I laser both of it's chin miniguns off and run under it and stick 3 thermite grenades onto the belly
>>567064117>how do you deal with [thing i didnt particularly care to build for]you just let a teammate handle it
>>567064243If you're already under it can't you just laser its belly?
>>567064243and Vox Engine?
>>567064363>you just let a teammate handle itand this is why I am forced to bring RR...
>>567064387Leveler to the backEagle StrafingOr do the funny vent puzzle and throw a grenade down its spine
>>567064381tickling enemies is a warcrime torture method, anon
>>567064381Takes too long to kill it that way>>5670643871 leveller and 1 strafing run, either that or I kill it the intended way. The Vox won't detect you unless you're right next to it
>>567064381this would take 20 minutes
>>567064243don't you need just 1 thermite on one of the belly doors and that is it?
Is there any possible way to build to survive a giga nade? even if just its outer radius
>>567064040>Scythe>Dagger>Shield grenades>Laser cannon>Laser turret>Laser dog>Orbital laserOh yeah, time to game
>think I can outmanouver charger like i did a million times before>remember that they stealth buffed charger turn speed>just stim tax and let it happensigh...
>>567064941pissGOD...
>>567064643>>567064683>>567064694Oh okay, I'm not a pissGOD so don't know the limits of the piss.
>>567064901Shield backpack?Fortified should work as well as long as you're in the radius that only does like 600 explosive damage.
>>567064901>>567065138just testedapparently a shield generator will save you and the giganade won't even scratch your hp no matter how close, didn't know it didn't have bleedthrough.at least with vitality booster, if you have the bulwark armor then you can survive from about 11-12 meters
>>567064901Shieldnad- Oh right.
>>567065248Shields are kind of weird with bleedthrough.They completely block projectiles and melee attacks even when they break the shield, but explosion damage still gets through when the shield breaks, except when you're far enough away and it doesn't somehow.
>>567065438>explosion damage still gets through when the shield breaksI just threw a giganade at my feet and it didn't hurt my healthbar. Maybe it will have bleedthrough if the shield is hurt?
>>567044903The glory days will never return.
>>567065438Not all explosions are created equal.The hellbomb explosion will blast you regardless of shield, whereas many other explosions that breaks the shield leaves you completely fine.
Found out Voice 1 diver is also the new sex cat
>>567051632holy fucking trannykill yourself
>>567065512>The first day on the Super Somme
>>567065508>>567065652Could it have something to do with demolition force? Eagle 500kg is 50, gigagrenade is 40 and a hellbomb is 60.Maybe shields aren't created equal either.
>>567051632 (me)I forgot to mention I main AP2
the funny thing about the alternative galactic war mod to me is that choosing to become what people are going to inevitably see as a secondary developer if it does well for the HELLDIVERS COMMUNITY in particular is completely psychotic
>>567055082That's not true. The dagger has been changed and is extremely good against squids now. You can sweep the beam across them left and right and stack up kills like crazy which was explicitly not possible before, you had to stop and build up damage/heat on every single voteless. Now you don't because they instantly ignite and die.
>>567062010there's nothing wrong with the scythe's fire DoT, it works just fine.no, not even when you are far from the host, it's fixed.
>>567066096The fact that they're already gaslighting people about those guys is hilarious, what the fuck is actually wrong with helldivers?
>>567066096what
>>567066239Maybe they lowered the status buildup you need to set voteless on fire, because it still took me some time to set bugs on fire when I used it right before the exosuit warbond.
every single arrowhead dev should be lined up against a wall and shot
>>567066707by a photographer!
>>567066290there is a mod in production for basically a private server that will run the galactic war in their own way, they have emphasized that they don't have any ill will to arrowhead and that they're just putting their own spin on things for fun there is no way this ends well for the developer if it becomes popular
>>567066707by the ropes coming out of my dick
>>567066876Especially brapinator
>>567051826I never use gas, we still need a plasma drone, sentry and grenade
>people actually think Valve gives a shit about making games anymore>they update their own games even less that AH already does>when they do it's some minor shit or more gambling stuff
>>567069153>Counter StrikeIt's hard to update perfection.
>>567064941piss/fire/arc meme loadouts are more fun than the meta. oops all expendables is great, too. or mines.
>>567069153I forgot about deadlock, I wanna fuck thr gargoyle girl and wolf woman who has loona’s va
>>567069382>CS>perfection
>>567069382>2026>no aim down sights
>>567067397I want to peg Alexus until he buff the Maxigun to AP4
>>567069552>>567069564You have to be over 18 to post on this site.
people value ADS so highly because they can't fucking aim and having a button that lowers your sensitivity for you (and makes you put a bit more tension on your mouse by holding it down) makes it easier
>>567069683>popular game can't have issuesAre you a glazediver?
>>567059773If at all. Did they nerf C4 against BTs or roundabout fuck it? I can have 3 charges sitting on a BTs face and they live.
>>567069683CShit gameplay being as basic and barebones as it is might've been passable when it was a Half-Life mod but not almost 30 years later. Don't mistake stagnation for perfection. Being so hilariously adamantly against ANY sort of change that you throw a megachimpout any time anything gets tweaked besides numbers is just pathetic
>>567070016spore titans are stronger than normal titans
Chance of defense spam from joel when we get close to meissa?
>>567070293>>567069890>>567069564>>567069552siege or valorant trannies for sure
>>567069395>EAT>Commando>Leveller>Bullet stormSTOP LITTERING
>>567070708Chances are good.
>>567070718Siege used to be great until they ruined it with a content drought that never stopped, "no fun allowed" balance changes that pandered to esportsfags at the expense of everyone else and literal tranny operators. Actually, it's a pretty good case study about what happens when you let nerftroons run your game (into the ground).
>>567072196The playerbase also ruined the game. It turned into call of duty with retards blitzing each other and not trying to be tactical. Almost every game was "Haha its another 3 defenders immediately run out and the game ends in 5 seconds decided by that fire fight". I quit after a rapid series of map "rebalances" that undid my learned map knowledge and I couldn't be fucked to relearn all the angles and surfaces to breach.
>>567070718>can't answer if popular = flawless>can't say he's a glazediver>deflectsreally?
>>567073039I accept your concession.
>>567072196Oh and the "operators" that were being added started becoming speshul snowflakes with 500 lines of backstory compared to the original roster's stoic professionals with 5 lines of backstory and stopped representing their countries altogether, which 90% of the time amounted to some turd world nigger/brownoid shitholes anyway.
lobby doko
Ded gaemDed general
>200 posts>1 lobby
>>567073853>201 posts>No lobbyWhat's your excuse, anon? Why can't you fags ever host your own
>>567069382>skin/lootbox/casino infested shitholeperfection
>>567073950I'm shy
>>567073950Why? There's nothing interesting in the game right now, the Cyborg are gone, squid are fucking boring and spore bug are way too hard with their busted BT spam
>>567073950socially awkward, and don't want to do super helldives
>>567073950only troons host lobbies, mama didnt raise no troon
>>567070635Everyone always says this. I'm talking about normal BTs.
>>567074378Lower the difficulty
Force of law might be a mid warbond but it has the BEST mech and FRV skin
>>567074941>it has the BEST mech and FRV skinKillzone warbond says hi.
>>567074941I want a 4 launcher Catapult version nyow!
>>567068856Quasar dog that only targets heavies that you ping
>>567075048>Lazy recolored camo>Not even a helghast triad on it
>>567074701nothing about them or C4 has changed to anyone else's knowledge or notice
They should add a stat that shows you how much of the defense budget was wasted at the end of every mission
I just want post-mission stats that show:>how many resupplies you've taken>how many of each specific enemy you killed that mission
CGW modders are mogging narrowhead. How will the swedes recover from this?
>>567051245gas mortars are good because gas is good against everything but the biggest enemies.
>>567075752And on the bottom of it how many hospitals and houses could've been built>"Democratic Spending: $54,688,900.12">"This could've fed 5,555,555 children! Congrats!">"Could've built 1,000,090 hospitals!">just me and my pals pissing away orbitals at 3 bugs
>>567065920IIRC, some explosions are actually two explosions because narrowhead has to make things as unintuitive as possible. The shield absorbs the first blast and then you get splattered by the double tap. I think that it's just hellbombs that explode twice. Maybe solo silo too.
>CGW devs planning to show enemy constellations before mission starts>mentioned they may change the "friends" tab to a lobby browserIf this is what modders are capable of, how the fuck have AH never even mentioned doing this stuff? Have they genuinely been trying to lower everybody's expectations so they can do minimal work this entire time?
>>567073094>gucci responsethx for letting me win
>>567074941I actually like the de-escalator, pacifier would be great as a support RPK if it had a drum mag, helmets are cool despite armor being meh K9 is good but yeah the urchin is ass didn’t even bother unlocking it
what did the patriot do to deserve such slow rockets
>>567078325Being developed by swedes
>>567078325made during the alexus era this is why the minigun is only med pen
>>567078325Because patriots are fools for loving their home country
>>567077560My best friend has been in game dev for 20 years. The wasted man hours are fucking insane. So much code has to be refactored by senior devs because it was written by literal retards.
>bug divers are still the only faction of players that will actually push a front outside an MO
>>567078767Doesn't every change need to be approved by some asshole who doesnt know anything
>You can duplicate stratagems again with the static turrets on the bot frontlol
>>567078879>the handheld faction gets to win for free
What is the actual use case for oxygenator light armor?Heavy armor main btw
>>567075157>plasma impact grenade that can be cooked to good AOE splash damage or cooked for a second to make it high single target anti tank damage>plasma sentry that is a halfway between MG and rocket sentry for heavy armor crowd control>plasma guard dog that hovers higher elevation than other drones Would be nice, as soon as I unlock the liberator carbine drum I am going back to using the purifier on the bot front
>>567079267Simmer down, rape victim.
>>567079310It reoxygenates you after your hopium addiction
>>567079415
>>567079310POI farmingIdk if I should get the superstore medium because imo its ugly
>>567065824Who is this semen demon?
>>567079310fast
>>567078965The higher the game's profile, the more likely it is that happens. But generally, yes. Activision currently is plagued by women and browns that were elevated for DEI despite being woefully underqualified. And they're women and browns so that makes it worse.
>can paint your vehicles>can paint your primary weapons>can even paint your hellpods>can't paint your armor>can't paint your secondary weapons>can't paint your support itemsneglect or intent
>>567044723Finally got over the "d10 is the only way to play" faggot mentality and holy shit it's so beautiful:D7 bots: not being engaged in combat constantly; not having a patrol flank your ass every second; got actual time to enjoy scenery and plan approaches; the small bots show up in absolutely huge numbers and it's so fun to see them maneuver quick unlike their devastator cousins; heavies actually feel like special units when you fight them; and so on.If difficulty would have been done right, they would have kept this enemy and general mission feel formula from d7, but made special units like jet brigade and incel corps and other cool specialist roles spawn amongst regular enemies and populated the map with more interactive side missions like the find mines from HD1. Instead we get 100 boring outposts per point of difficulty, 10 war striders and 6 hulks per objective/patrols and patrols that spawn every second not 100m from you. D10 is simply NOT FUN if you don't want to play Eradicate type mission with extra steps.
WHERE ISTHEFUCKINGLOBBY
How would you make it better?
>>5670804984 shots per canister.
Well, since >>567080338 glazed D7 so much, lets give it a tryD7 chill friday coochie botssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245097233067/76561198005075969
>>567080498remove the inaccuracy and the ability to fucking explode for oneit's not like any other plasma weapon just kills you if you charge it too long, this is retardedand make the projectiles not self destruct after flying too far
Are spawns fucked again? (Still?) I haven't played in almost 2 years but holy fuck sometimes the game spawns endless waves.
>>567081370literally lower the difficulty
>>567080338>Good difficulty is when there's nothing to shoot in this horde shooter and you're so bored that you have to look at the backgroundFuck off, retard.
>>5670809952/4
>>567077560Game devs are bottom of the barrel mouth-breathing retards who will never move by themselves without someone dangling a carrot in front of them
When I'm not hosting:>always follow the host around>make up for his weaknesses (usually lack of AT)>keep him stimmed when he's crematin' or maxi'ing>generally ensure his safetyWhen I'm hosting:>everyone tries their damnest to avoid me>run-diving galore>death-spiral galoreWhy can't I just clone myself and play with myself?
>>567080995FVLL
>>567080338Just play D7 then, no need to type out a wall of cope.
oo-oops.......
Post webms that embody>Scenes like these are happening all over the galaxy, RIGHT NOW! You could be next!
>>567082403I would but this is a blue board
>>567082403
>>567079730Kit from the new Gamoverse cartoonHelldiver voice 1 shares her VA
I am noticing a lot of bugdiver tourists on choohe. They don't know how to do objectives where you need to interface with a data port and call down an ssd rootkit. They also get filtered by the automaton log in puzzle.
>>567065824>>567079730>>567082813simps, I...
>>567083125Yeah yeah we all saw the Druski bitWe here for the voice who cares
>>567071352Napalm over Commando, on demand area denial and great for chaff clear.
>>567082403The automatons....
>>567079310>gotta go fast
>>567082765holy shit bro, learn to aimembarrassing
>>567083036Nah, that's just botniggers being retarded as usual lmao
*smacks lips*So, uh... Wasn't Pilestedt gonna report weekly or something?
>>567082403>>567083367this one was kinda sovlfvl I'll admit
>>567083367worse than gore
>>567080498no MRAD for one
>>567084693holy kino
>>5670809953/4anon left for lunch
>>567080338They hated him for he told the truth
>>567085237>>567080995full
>>567084693Thats badass
>>567065512this shit was so fun
>>567082403I don't even know what kind of face to make
>>567081427Anon, I see this across various difficulties, this isn't a matter of being overwhelmed, it's a simple question of why does the game seem to spawn endless waves randomly. I recall the endless bot drop so I'm assuming that was a bug that hasn't been fixed and it's what I see happening with all 3 factions now.
>>567080338>the small bots show up in absolutely huge numbers and it's so fun to see them maneuver quick unlike their devastator cousinsbeen saying this for months now. d10 is unironically easier because of this
>>567082403Never forget.
>>567086364this one
d8 is the actual hardest difficulty because your teammates will all be retarded
>>567088151>missed me
>>5670804985 round magazines (will require reduced total sum of magazines as trade off)Same spread as quasarRounds do not prematurely detonate and instead persist until impact Low power shot gains enough demo force to pop a bug hole (fuck you Alexus)High power shot has the same inner/outer radius as the RR HE mode.
How do you respond without sounding mad
>>567082403super earth ain't got shit on the bots
>>567088809Bots when their Cyborg superior says "GET DOWN"
>>567088581*click*HELLBOMB ARMED CLEAR THE AREA
>>567088809crazy sucka...
so like if the super destroyers and super earth have infinity monies and infinity power, why dont they just saturation bomb everything
>>567083036I've come to learn that MOnkeys are some of the lowest sub humans in the player base. You'd think frequently diving on all 3 subfactions would sharpen their game knowledge but nope
>>567083036I dread the fucking pipes terminal.>I can protect teammates on the terminal, but they'll never solve the puzzleOr>I can solve the puzzle, but will get stim taxed to hell since they won't protect me
>>567089129Theres millions of destroyers Even more millions of diversOrbitals cost more than an entire citizens salaryCan't just go wasting munitions willy nillyPlus parts of the planets still have safe civvies
>>567089509the humble shield grenade
>>567089129Read Robert Pape.
>>567080995D7 is way too easy, this sucked
>>567089129most objectives require boots on the ground to perform various tasks such as re-activating equipment or rescuing civiliansyou do have a point about them not just deleting most objectives from orbit. it's not like they can't find them. they really should just drop 380s on the areas of the map that have high enemy presence.
>>567089858they should jsut use the whatever cannon they use to kill you when you become a traitor to kill every single enemy on the map
>>567089129Media literacy expert here
>>567089942That just gives traitors a reason to fuck off even moreCan't have that can we
>>567073039>glazedivergo watch more histrionic youtubers instead of posting
Member that one time when we had to fight literally the entire automaton legion on Popli IX and Arrowhead broke the AC at that exact moment?
>>567089642Until a radical enters your safe space and rapes you
>>567087894this gets funnier every time
I Had Fun
>>567087894200armorratingsisters....our response???
>>567080995HDG anon tries Epoch, ACH! Then in shame lets chaff execute him jihad style, SAD! In all seriousness was fun taking part for the first time in a hdg lobby, gg you all.
>>567089659He talked with WHO
>>567089942that's just the regular 380mm battery. they're pinpoint accurate against you because you have a transponder. the enemies don't. when you call in an artillery barrage you are targeting coordinates, not specific enemies.
>>567089732I'm not surprised. Even D10 is pretty easy with a team that is even moderately competent. I don't know what you fags are on about complaining about it not being fun.Even D8 solo isn't difficult enough to be entertaining.
>>567089129Same reason we don't use laser designators like with the solo silo
>>567090403epochxisters....not like this.....>*takes HRT*
>>567090403Epoch is bad and easily the worst AT option, but you can still make it work okayIf AH removed the arbitrary downsides of the thing being inaccurate, having a stationary reload and an awkward 3 shots per battery it would be outright decent
>>567091154yes, I am coping cuz that made me feel suicidal#translife
>DSS Eagle managed to kill a gunship in a strafing runFinally
>>567091237Nah the autocannon is the worst, epoch has a learning curve and it not needing a backpack gives it a bonus vs the Carl Gustav
>>567091237I still seethe that the support weapon i was looking forward to the most became a play thing for alekus' shitty """balance""" philosophy
>>567080338>reddit spacing>is retardedshocking as always. Enjoy fighting no enemies.
I had a dream were getting dogs again for bots
>>567087894This is why I hate EATs. That firing delay fucking sucks
>>567084613He said he was going to. Two weeks ago.
>>567084613We're not going to hear from them until late june and then nothing until late august
>>567084129Holy tourist
This nigga the king of (Yous) for today
>>567080498Fires at max charge like the Quasar, instead of exploding. You can still fire a full power shot a bit faster by releasing at the right time though. Weak shot has the same aoe as the current full power shot, the full power is a bit bigger. Gains a completely unchanged shot that is the current weak shot. Can always destroy holes, has to be aimed inside of fabricatorsCan reload while moving, gains 1-in-the-chamber reloads, and 2 more reloads
>>567084129those are the developers of the game anon...
>>567085968Jesus Leviathans were pure cancer for the longest time
>>567091237Doesn't help most heavy units are resistant to half its damage
>>567085968How did this pass testing
>>567095330>testing
>>567095330good one
>>567095040I still think they're a shit design, just less oppressive than they used to be.It's a enemy you're not meant to fight, basically a glorified weather effect that makes vehicles even worse and just instagibs or stimtaxes players sometimes.
Pissile is just the Ultimatum but balanced.
>>567095480>and just instagibs or stimtaxes players sometimes.Its so obvious when the game is in "cinematic" mode and "okay, I reinforce tax you now saar" One time i accidentally jumped into one of the lasers to my left and the lasers instantly readjusted to be at the same distance from my body. Shit is so obvious with its RNG aiming code.
>>567095480They're pure no fun allowed.I was in a repel invasion mission in heavy armor with zero building cover as one flew over and decided to harass me constantly until my stamina and stims finally ran out and I died.
>>567095684kek
>>567082403this happend months ago and I'm still mad
>>567095580Honestly thisIf it weren't for the Ulti, I think the pissile would unironically be best in slot for higher difficulties. Even for illuminate, since it fucks jetpackmen and is okay for harvesters.The Ultimatum just mogs it to irrelevance.
>>567095937>saaaar this is realistic milisim grunt fantasy from real experiences -pilesofshit
>>567096091>he doesn't know about the slippery slope of the somme where tens of thousands of bong soldiers ragdolled into the german lines
>>567096195classic, love it
>>567094490Upsetting.
>>567096248Dont joke about that bro. My gramps dropped the bomb on japan and his ass got ragdolled all the way back to america. Thankfully he landed in a puddle so he lost all momentum and didnt die from fall damage.
>>567096248>The germans ragdolled me with their artillery spam>my grandpa is still ragdolled to this day
>>567095580Ultimatum sucks when giga grenades have a longer range and depending on armor you can carry two extraI am so paranoid about gunships I always take pissile with me
YOU PAJEET SHITPANT INBRED FUCKLET ME BACK TO CYBERSTANLET ME INL E T M EI N
>>567096936>bro thinks he's on the team
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245112395870/76561198031332870D10 bots
>>567097057Deserved for trying to murder poor lil' L3.
>>567097057this is good game design and if you say otherwise I'm going to dox you
>>567090504then explain how the railcannon and laser can aim at and track enemies from the star destroyer
>>567097142full
>>567097057
>>567082403still not fixed btw
>>567098232they didn't fix it when they adjusted the bile titan vomit visuals/hitboxes?
>>567098496still my favourite
>>567082403For once the 9999 damage bile titan corpse worked in my favour
>>567099887it tripped
>>567098759>fucking swedish devs still haven't fixed my tracks getting stuck on uneven terrain while I get piled on by helldivers>ragequits
Giga grenades are fucked by the +1 grenade per resupply. Everyone who loves them is self reporting as being that guy that constantly dies
>>567099887so fucking swigger and retarded that they thought the BT's corpse should do max damage at any velocity
>take 2 supply packs because out of everything>time2kill>die>reinforced with full kitWelp
>>567099887why didn't it rocket towards the player? where's the malicious code? it literally went backwards
OKAY WHAT THE FUCKWHY DO ULTIMATUMS EXPLODE AS SOON AS YOU LAUNCH THEM RECENTLYthis did NOT happen like ever a month or so ago
>>567082403Check out these sick moves bro
>>567100403Yeah, kinda this. I think there are a few things they do well enough to justify that on certain loadouts, but they're pretty fundamentally incompatible with anyone planning on actually staying alive. Rapid extraction is the only time I consider them truly viable, because I indeed plan to probably die a lot, because nobody else will put a single fucking bar in the box. That or supply pack whores.Which is a good time for the friendly reminder, if I see a supply pack ape ever take more than two supplies, I am executing you, then wasting your backpack. Fuck off.
>be solo stealthfagging on D7 pubs>collected almost all samples>they finished last main objective at the completely opposite end of the map>I am near extraction>try to use terminal>gets stuck like this>awkwardly just sit for 2 minutes waiting for them to comeI want to rape all the developers at arrowhead so much
>>567101324Honestly if I ever see a light diver take more than one supply box, they go on my shit list, too. They can earn my respect back, but rarely do they ever.
>The largest known Terminid strain, a single Bile Titan can destroy an entire SEAF platoon on its own. Engagement is not recommended without the support of heavy duty Orbital Stratagems or a high personnel replacement budget.So was their original vision for the bile titan to be some near insurmountable foe unless you use multiple railcannons and 380s until it dies?
>>567102226>an entire SEAF platoondid none of the 50 guys have an EAT?
>>567102226Even on launch it was just 2 RR's to the face to kill it.Provided the game didn't just ignore the damage or remove your rockets mid-flight.
How is the HMG against bots and bugs? I've only used it on squid mechs
>Super Earth apparently needs bug juice to travel FTL >Somehow the cyborgs can do it just fine with no bugs>And the bugs dont even need jet propulsion to hit FTL So uh, how the fuck does everyone else do it?
>>567102526>botsfusion tech>bugsfart really hard
>>567099887man I remember when shrieker corpses did 9999 damage and you could abuse that to instakill anything by shooting them down at the right moment
>>567102526Its a grunt fantasy, chuddie. Youre not supposed to know.
>>567102508it's greatjust bring some EATs or other backup AT for front facing tanks and bile titans
>>567102472>we replaced the diver's warheads with foam as a joke
>>567101361It bounced on the rock and ricocheted obviously, AH needs to work on making them clip through terrain harder.
>>567102526the borgs get trace amounts of e710 from the civilians they blend up (we eat bugs), bugs shoot spores at other planets, planet destroying dark fluid is also bug juice which can explain away some of the squid's tech as also bug based
>>567103023the rock it had already cleared by walking forward just before being shot
>>567102526The secret is humans are stronger fuel
>>567089129>>567089659Read Robert Heinlein.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775245119786927/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>567104654shitskin moment
>>5671046543/4
>>567104654full
>Me when all the amerifats try to lecture me on guns (I served as a conscript for 7 months and held a shotgun one time)
>>567104654The anons actually diedThey all died here forever/hdg/ is OVER!!!!
>>567108063avg swedish conscript
What is the most SWEDEN YES moment in the game's history?
>>567108269is it me or are 2 out of 3 of those guys holding the gun incorrectly?
>>567108328Releasing into the untested and went on vacation while the game was (and still is) hardlocking peoples PCs
>>567108328Releasing an entirely AI written apology letter.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/686379208862073744
>>567054404Niggers drop all sorts of strats right on top of the team alleverbeitthough
>>567108269>mustafathey really are just all sandniggers and somalians over there
How does AMR hold against bugs? Squids? Robutts are obvious.
>Anti-Grave tech used to stop the Meridian Black Hole "fell apart" and never mentioned again>Super Earth Restoration abandoned>Black Hole gun on the DSS never mentioned again despite the big build upI'm sure theres more but those are the 3 that stick out to me
>>567110936If you like burning through your supply packs to replenish your ammo that's mediocre against mediums and charger asses then it's fine
>>567110326>hurrr it has bullet points that means it's AIshut up retard
>>567110983For me, it's the spore resistant coating that still only works for like three planets
>>567110936Decent for squids, good at popping oversaar heads, harvester thighs, and mech joints. Bad on bugs with the sole exception of the alpha commander and bile spewer seeds.
>>567099887>people unironically defend the swiggers who made this shit
>>567108063https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkt1vAX0MRM
>>567045375EAT, you can take down a vox solo with four EATs
>>567110936its far better on squid in its hvt eliminator niche than it is on anything else, on bots it suffers from dogshit durable damage and is mostly a can opener for hulks like the rail.
>>567110983I'm still waiting for the cyborgs to build their death star
>>567112907>Heres your Swedish Conscript, bro
>>567110983>star of piss>bots stealing the star of piss plans>the void>mega factory expansion>dissidents
>>567113676The dissidents became the Cyborgs. Thought that was made clear
>>567113775No, the cyborgs were imprisoned in Cyberstan living out their apparently perpetual multi-generational debt to pooper earth, then freed by the bots. The last we heard of dissidents was evacuating a couple billion off the planet in squid space where they built the star of piss, and then the storm cultists.
>>567113981>Reddit loony troon headcanon
>>567094906The developers of the games shooting a bile titan in the head back when the autocannon could not kill them that way.
TODAY IS THE DAYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXBMO1Kxhk
what's the new mode on the abrl do?
>The Cyborgs being Swedish means its Arrowheads unironic power fantasy of breaking free and having a workers rebellion
>>567114036>the pure white cyborgs would accept a bunch of muttmerican brown dissidents arrested by super ICE because.... THEY JUST WOULD OKAY????post hand and wall socket
>>567114379Is this also the swedish fantasy
>>567114410>More loony troon schizo babble instead of backing up his claim
>>567044723Fixed
>>567114529words only uttered by the brown
holy fuk returning to heavy armor after oxygenator light makes me feel like a sitting duck with a massive target painted all over me
>>567114789>More delirious loony troon schizo babble in an attempt to derail the topic instead of talking about the game
Why YES, I did cheat myself over 100K in SC and will never EVER buy or grind for Swede Cuckshttps://streamable.com/h07u6m
>>567099887New immediate patch to make sure enemies corpses cannot damage one another.
>>567114896>What having an absent father looks like
What the fuck is that baldie looking at?
G2 and Shipmaster in a ship,K-I-S-S-I-N-G
>>567114896These gigachad memes are getting comically experimental.
>>567115059>>567115093get your shipmaster some finasteride
>>567112907>>567113552Nice try Dane cucks, not Swedish
>>567114341>new modewhere have you been divercluster mode was added over a year ago
>>567115167mod link?I unironically will.
>>567115182>Trying to imply theres a difference
>>567115335https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/13325
>>567095937>anime protagonists when the anime girl calls them baka and slaps them.
>>567114341Fires a rocket without the proximity fuse, self explode at 60m
>Surely this time i'll handle the panzer division>Get rapedI'm sticking to the bug front tomorrow.
The amount of times I've been fucking ragdolled right as I'm firing my AT or throwing a grenade today has been out of control.
What is that "trick" some youtubers do with the jumppack, where they quickly flick their mouse back and forth that appearently gives you more range?I have no idea what it is called, and looking for jump pack tips and tricks on youtube gives beginner information that excited dadgamers only.
>>567115658discord troon post
>>567115427I'd rather die than be called Danishhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEU1EU6gVi0
Bugbros run this thread
>>567104654GGs fellow fish-fuckershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bIGR9Zo0gc
>>567104654ggz frens>I would fuck both marina and ursulaIts not ridiculous, its not ridiculous to say that
>play D7 with /hdg/>game is incredibly too easy, boring>play D7 with pubs>natural difficulty increase by pubbies dying all the time>can bring whatever gear I want as there is no heavy spam and I can take care of uncomfortable situations myselfI think I found the perfect middle ground.
I...wha...
>>567116006
>>567116006Lmao swedes have their own legit gay army
>>567116965What is going through that recruit's mind as she sits through that photo op?
>>567117338A lot or women like performative actions so she thinks shes being empowered.
>>567117338she is a woman, she probably thinks this is the bravest thing anyone has done in the last 10 years
>>567117338Its a model, shes just happy shes getting paid and gets some good girl points
>>567116965>old image from previous Gov.>only taken due to EU pride choosing to host in Stockholm>WomanDo i need to post images of the American soldiers being forced to wear high heels and be in pride marches?>>567117307>informallyESL, learn to read
>>567115515>>567115335>>567115093>Also made small adjustments to the facial geometry to make her look more femininemade her look like late era michael/latoya jackson. modders again showing they have no idea what a woman looks like
>>567117683shut the fuck up tranny
>>567117636>Trying to pretend Swedes dont have an organization of gays associated with their armyYou're grasping so hard right now. Just because theyre not formerly recognized doesnt mean the organization doesnt exist within it. Youre also coping with the fact this shit didnt happen.
>>567115167this baldie would probably have a mountain of porn if she looked like that by default. instead fans had to create oc waifus instead.
>>567117934>didnt happen.did happen*
>>567117934>Youre also coping with the fact this shit didnt happen.holy fucking shit you're ESL nigger
>>567118214>WhataboutismI guess in your desperation to get a "gotcha" moment you forgot to mention the soldier in the picture was investigated for misconduct. Meanthile your homo-army is prancing about for gays and trannies. >>567118138Try again, Sven.
>>567118468>MeanthileYou really tried huh
uh oh we got an upset swigger in the thread!
>>567118669>No rebuttal for the pride parade caught on videoYou lost.
>"Yeah, my army is full of trannies and fags and dance in the street for them in a humiliation ritual but you misspelled a word. Checkmate, chud."
>Today on retard news, Stockholm faggots CHOOSING to be in the paradevs>American soldiers FORCED to wear high-heelsWHO'S MORE KEKED
>we CHOOSE to be faggots, thats BASED ok mustafa lol
One day I will open this thread and find lobby dokos instead of unchecked schizophrenia. But it was not this day.
>>567119231>Army matches in heels once for sexual assault awareness>2015>Swedes routinely do the humiliation ritual for trannies to chop their cocks offhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/FToNEskzgf8Its time to stop, Sven.
ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK NOBODY CARES EXPECT YOU TWO FAGS
>>567119532>>567119445>US does it>silent>Swedes do it>"lmao we're not faggots you are"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2ZINazX2Xg
>>567119676>EXPECT YOU TWO FAGSEXPECT THE TWO FAGS? IS THAT A FUCKING THREAT
>expect
>>567113676the others are true, but the bots never stole the star of peace plans>commando missions to sabotage bot database>that same bot database is where we find the star of peace planswe planted the plans ourselvesthe invasion of cyberstan is LITERALLY called "operation valid pretext"you have failed your media literacy test
>>567119743>>Swedes do it>>"lmao we're not faggots you are"Yes, because the US is an actual military. Not an adult daycare larping as a military. (Never fought a war in 200 years btw)>The best Sven has is some "who cares" press conference and thinks its the same as marching through the streetsYoure drowning, Sven
>NOBODY EXPECTS THE GAIZE
>>567119676nice falseflag sven
this thread is way too gay
>>567120229>he says and posts abdoslop tier art
>>567119952>>>wtf are you doing retardAlso nice boot licking faggot, guess it's not gay when you do it huh
>>567120638>Took Sven this long to come up with that>Also nice boot licking faggotAccording to Sven, running damage control for your homo-army isnt licking their boots. Lmfao Sven, youve reached the bottom of the ocean.
This game is rancid shit.
>>567116832They objectively have lied to players and arrowhead has admitted this.
>>567120621its a picture of a huge boobed woman you autistic virgin
kiill yourself
>>567120879>Took Sven this long to come up with thatunlike you, i play this game and don't just stare at the site spamming F5Only one running damage control here is you, saying shit like "it's not gay when we do it" and when asked why you just say "cus" because you literally can't
>>567121165>claims to play>isnt hosting a lobbyFaggot
>>567121165>Sven was posting back to back non-stop until he runs out of cope>"Erm, actually I dont sit here all day"Classic Backpedaling of a loser. I think your trans pride parade is starting soon. Run along now. Dont want you getting court-martialed because you upset a troon.
>>567121309>Sven was posting back to back non-stop until he runs out of cope>doesn't even know how game workschecks out, keep coping
>>567115167finally, now i would
>>567116832>a conspiracy https://x.com/helldivers2/status/1895176702252458384
>ITT swedish seething https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWsyW55ki8I
>>567122168Ah, the Christmas 2025 truce...
HOST A FUCKING LOBBY FAGGOTS
>>567117123its like a helldiver hatched out of the exosuit arm like an egg
lgbtq lobby doko
>>567123230SWEDEN YES
>>567123230Many are asking for this
>>567079361Someone post the laws. They're so predictable they're practically bots (the internet kind, not the cool kind bestdivers fight.)
>>567079361>>567078879>Bugdivers are the only faction playing easy mode
>>567122949I'm an unwanted consolebab
>>567116965>>567117338
>>567122168The swedish cock sucking on X is unreal. I can't even imagine how bad it is on preddit.
>>567123554Of course, sister. We must show these bugNazis what's what
seriously where are the devs everything is on fire
>>567117338>Why yes, I would give my life for my rapist!
Hello how can I be more media literate?
>>567124184>Still wont post the other imageLmao buck broken
>>567124184>already so buck broken he already has the projection savedLiterally made me lol, lmao even
Shut up all yous faggots
>>567124184>doesn't see the irony of inserting the tranny
>botshitters now chimping outlel
Uh oh rape victim melty
>>567124184>bugchasers law anon so buck broken he has multiple edits dedicated to itHoly rape victim lmfao
This thread started out so well too
GENTLEMENBEHOLDA LOBBYsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245136454190/76561198040375859
567124802>Now hes randomly posting images to cope with everyone laughing at himYou love to see it.
>>567124893FVLL
>>567124893i blinked and missed it....
Behold, another lobbyD10bot or bugsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245136980541/76561197999417031
>>5671257942/4
>>567125149Eagle Napalm is slept on and ignored for zero reason.
>>5671257943/4
>>567125794full
bots lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245137626801/76561198008364447
We need Orbital Gas Barrage and maybe Eagle Gas Run
>>567126797You will get them in a warbond.
567126551Notice how he only posts this image when people are laughing at himBuck broken
>>5671267953 lobbies instafill and now i cant get 1 anon.Nice.
>>567126551>Already deletedThose jannies work fast
>>567126795So it's true, there's no more than 10 people in here
>GW>Go conquer this planet because uuuuuuh there's some propaganda coming from it i guess>CGW>Go defend Tien Kwan from the Cyborgs to get new customization parts for your mech!>Also SEAF are everywhere on the planet, and you get 2 free mechsIt's going to be really tough coming back to the regular server if these swede faggots don't up their game quite a bit.
>>567127602Wait until you realize they wont be able to use the customization gimmick again
>>567127602its always so fucking funny when a developer says something like "we cant do that due to limitations/ some other bs excuse" and then 2 guys do it in their spare time like its nothing
>>567127368>cried to the jannyThanks for demonstrating again who's really the buck broken one here, rape victim.
>>567128851You cry about it each time it happens.
>>5671257943/4 on lava bots
>>567125794no seriously get in here
>>567128851>Posts the thing that gets you banned>You get banned>Ban evades to cry about it>"heh, youre the raped, acually"What type of logic is this?
I use these things practically every match now and on all fronts
Enjoy the peace while it lasts, bros. The troons is probably playing in the lobbies right now and it won't be long until they come back and shit up the thread again.
>>567065512I miss Biblically Accurate Super Destroyer and the all you could EAT buffet...
>>567130359Keep trying to deflect from the fact that you got raped by a single image, rape victim.
>>567131863Yeah man. Nothing says "im not the raped" like posting a picture because someone goaded you into it and then come back crying about how said picture got you banned. Again.
>>567132072See : >>567131863
>>567127602Remember way back when they introduced the patriot and spawned random patriots at pois? We don't hate Sweden enough
>>567126317Cooldown competes with strafing run
Are bugs really so boring that bugchasers need to come in and shit up the thread every single day?
Are bot really so boring that bottrannies need to come in and shit up the thread every single day?
This is the part where he samefags his own post 6 times after getting raped again.
>>567126317Cooldown competitionManaging your rearms when you have multiple eagles is more than most people want to deal with, even though it's technically an upside
>>567132891Bot chads arnt the ones acting hostile out of nowhere and spamming images.
>>567133061Oh yeah? Is that why you troons can't keep the bugGODs out of your filthy mouth every time you spam your daily Helldivers Companion App galactic war progress image?
>>567133269Are you retarded? Bugchasers started it. (again)See: >>567078879 >>567079361
Imagine wasting your life talking about meaningless bullshit like this
>>567087894>rockets past yougets me everytime
>>567087894>3 RRs and EATs>heavies somehow still exist for more than 2 seconds
>>567134442>fr*nch huge clue right there
>>567133061>>567133269Retards fighting over nothing like 1 patch won’t send them both back to Mindless Masses.
D10My nutsacksteam://joinlobby/553850/109775245143272667/76561197999417031
>>5671350762/4
>>5671350763/4
>>567135076full.....of cock
>DSS is on Terrekget FUCKED lmao
>>567133852Yea this general really went to shit since the AMA
>>567135596>t. doesnt know how the DSS works
>>567135667*since the 60 days patch
>>567135596>t. knows how the DSS works
>>567135838>Bugchaser doesnt know the DSS works
rate my oc
>>567136349>muscular female>scar on the face>Smokertroonslop/10 The Swedish Army would be very happy to get blow up by a drone for xer
>>567135793>>567135838I know how it works. How it works is retarded
>DSS is sent to Marfark again for some reason>People actually start piling on it???
>bot tonks are getting upgradesoy fucking vey
>>567136349>helmetless>smoking>dyed hairKill yourself, you're a disgrace. Also the art is shit. If its really your OC, find a better artist next time.
>>567136763>trooncord shitMake your own general
>>567136831>t. grabbing about how much he doesnt know about how the DSS works
>>567136349>those fucking gigantic gorilla handsI hope you didn't pay for this troon shit
>>567136802You'll find your racist trad boywife one of these days anon
>>567136763>still won't let more people into the serverFuck these trannies, imagine gatekeeping your mod
>>567136802>>dyed hairAnon you do know that people have red hair as their natural colour IRL, right?
>>567136349>not wearing a skimpy outfitits trash
>>567137082Thats definitely dyed red hair, not a fucking ginger.
>>567137051They dont want it to get invaded by an army of seething redditors
>>567137051>haha fuck yeah i love gatekeeping my hobbies from reddit scum>WAIT NOT LIKE THAT!!!!
>>567137259>HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE GATEKEEPING ALSO INCLUDED ME? I DIDNT VOTE FOR THAT!
>>567136349I like it anon
>>567136349dont listen to all the nay sayers, i like it
>>567137051Which is why that shit has to go, it's basically stolen assets locked behind a DRM and gatekept inside a discord server, Sony will eventually bring the hammer down and all the troons will hang themselves.
>literally the ONE thing that makes a Helldiver is the faceless soldier fantasy>make special snowflake OC showing faceNothing more R*ddit than that.
>>567137792>>literally the ONE thing that makes a Helldiver is the faceless soldier fantasyYou're the only one that cares about this
>>567137673forgot to mention in order to play the mod, you will have connect to a completely different server and not Arrowhead server, making it an act of digital piracy
>>567137792What makes a Helldiver is a human with the strength of will to fight for whats right across the galaxy
>>567136349>>567136497>>567137032>>567137093>>567137360>>567137524>reverse image search>its literally from plebbitOf fucking course>>567138026Fuck off tourist
>>567138135>Fuck off touristSee: >>567138026
>>567138135>>567137792>harmless art>not canon>not in-game>not even acknowledge by the devs
>>567137792>but let's ignore trillions of helmetless OC troonime shit being forced on helldivers like Eagle 1 and SEAF-chan, that's completely okay because they made my penis hardfucking hypocrite
>>567138286>i love reddit slopWe know faggot>>567138359Low IQ brownoid
>>567137792Abdoslop tier comment
Commiesimp Kai is diving with the Helldiver advert actor now
>>567138539concession accepted, poojeet
>>567136802>stratagem ball instead of a helmetIt's a such a little change, but this is my favorite of this meme so far.
>>567138539>any fanart is reddit sloplet me guess, everyone you dont like is Hitler too?
>>567138539Holy seething
>>567138586
>>567138748OH MY DAYS, THEY'RE NOT WEARING A HECKING HELMET, REDDIT REDDIT REDDITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!
>>567139087>no green arrowyou sound and literally look like that
>>567139143I look like this
>>567138662Erm achtualy any fanart is XITTER SLOP
>>567138359>names two characters that aren't helldivers?
>>567139690and they sure as shit don't look like 2 little girls either, pedophile
the very first fucking guy you see in the game is a helldiver with his helmet off you mongoloid
>>567139815That guy is a helldiver? I thought he was an actor
>>567139815>propaganda actorLet me guess, you also think the whores in military uniform on instagram are real soldiers too
where do I shoot a factory strider with my amr to make it stop
>>567140072the VA already confirmed its a real helldiver but sure bro, act like a schizo
>>567140267the 2 miniguns on the chin and wait for your RRchad teammate to 1 shot it in the eye
>MFW I get reinforced across the fucking map to some guy on his own
>>567140910did you kill him?
>>567139897>>567139897>Super Earth hired a guy to represent helldivers... by exposing his face, which real helldivers apparently NEVER doExplain further
>>567139795projection
>>567139815he's not a helldiver until he puts on the helmet
>>567141373>He doesnt understand what reliability is
>>567140910>this happens>the way I want to go is through a small canyon with big rocks that go on for a long time on both sides>bug breach starts in the canyon>fuck it we ball I'm going in>retard that reinforced me drop orbital napalm on it>mfw I sit there waiting seriously considering shooting this retard
>>567141387desperate cope
>>567141373Idk I mean in universe its a recruitment ad the US army usually doesn't use actual soldiers for the ads the use actors so
>>567138113>fight for our right to eat terminid clawsfixed
Build for this feel?
>>567141898>eat ze bugs
>>567141898what kind of BBQ is it though? that's pretty important
>>567141970korean
>>567141970cajun
>>567141926Supply Pack/Stim PistolYou control the stims now (also you'll probably get shot instead)
>>567141647desperately trying to claim grown women look like childrenwhy are redditors like this
>>567142617Projection
>>567141826US recruitment would skyrocket if the marines would be allowed to shoot their own B movies instead of letting the brass hire stooges and PR faggots
>>567142617they >>567138748 look like grown women to you? damn man, you didn't have to shoot yourself in the foot like that
If they make the Tanto anything like the Talon or Trident it's going to completely mog all SMGs and ARs
>>567142010overhyped and I'm not going to a restaurant to cook my own food>>567142052probably pretty good
>>567143062True but those adds would NEVER be allowed to air
>>567143210The Scythe already mog all the ARs and SMG, the Tanto is probably the Scythe but semi-auto, so it still worse than the Scythe
why do overseers still have no top half gib for when you bisect them
>>567143089yes? how old do you think a woman is before she's a woman? 50?16 is of age in most of the united states and it's even lower in most of western europe.
>>567144407>>567143089We never had this type of talk when the robutt was here....
>>567136349Hot
>>567141970>>567142052shrimps is bugs anyway
THIS TIME WE WILL TAKE IT FOR SURE, GUYS!
>>567144927NOOOOOO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE'RE THERE FOR FUN, OKAY? NOT BECAUSE OF THE MO. IGNORE THAT MARFARK HAD 200 PLAYERS ON IT BEFORE THE MO, OKAY?
>>567136628>The playerbase is massively retarded.>This is a surprise to people in 2026.
MARFUARK DOOD!
>>567143507Yeah but the scythe is a gay piss gun which isn't very fun
>>567143507>semi autothe fuck?Tanto in first game was just short ranged.
tanto will be just a sickle with 25 meters range and more damagescreencap this
tanto will be just a full auto talon primary with less damagescreencap this
>>567146670>>567146986I only have enough space for one more screencap, which one?
>>567147076the other guy is gay don't cap his
I thought the June stuff was coming out this month and now I'm very sad
>>567148000June 31st at 11:59pm sweden time
so what happen after June?
marfart
>>567148434We march on stockholm.
>>567148434swedes go on holiday until october then they go on holiday again until january
>join pubtard mission>absolute fucking snoozefest>not even close to dyingsee you guys in two weeks, I'm sad, I used to like this game
>tfw I never be Swede>tfw I will never have 6 millions paid vacations and holidays a year>tfw I will never have free healthcare>tfw I will never have a cute nordic wife
all the "difficulty" in this game is ragdolling, dice roll accuracy on instant kill ranged attacks and playing around your teammates so they don't kill you with some stupid bullshit
>>567149880Oi bruv you con't drive 'ere
>>567149880how do you swap seats
>>567149281Your wife would be getting blacked and raped 24/7 dawgThe wage slaving is worth it for once
>>567143210>>567143507>>567146101>>567146670>>567146986The Tanto is just going to be a Redeemer with smaller "magazine" size. And no recoil but also the Sickle's short "warm-up" delay.
why thread dead
>>567151028C, same as the FRVX toggles lights
>>567151469sweden summer months so no work is gonna be done until the fall and we're still buck broken by the MO
>>567151669>X toggles lightsno it fucking doesn't
I'm calling it right nowthe swedes aren't on vacation or anything like that, they're going silent to wait out the Recent Reviews window (30 days)
>>567151739I meant the AMA but MO too
>>567151739>implying they work during the non-summer months.
>>567151762Yea they straight up forgot to add it to tanks i'm pretty sureworks on frv and mechs tho
>>567138817How I feel being the only one with heavy armour in a lobby full of light oxygenated leandivers.
>>567138286Channel your inner deviantart and make an OC doughnut steel backstory for your diver right now.
>>567151227>obsessed with poopdicksNA hours indeed
>>567153658Its late night for most NA, Sven.
>>567153754midnight on a friday is certainly still NA territory. Or do you think there are many SEApags here?
>>567132367Now that I'm thinking about it, it would be nice to have more weapons scattered at POI's, maybe destroyed fighting positions, maybe with primaries or blue weapons that have low pickrates, a live service dev who gave a fuck would do that kind of thing.
>>567153823Good morning, Sven.
>>567136349>helmlessBetter pack your things. You're going to a democracy reeducation camp.
>>567153893Grasping at anything to deflect from your accidental fetish reveal. Go offline and clear your head.
RICODID YOU GIVE THE RECRUIT PERMISSION TO REMOVE HIS HELMET
>>567153658Nigga it's 2AM on the east coast, stop blaming your fruitiness on us
>>567149281>Why yes I would like more than half of my income going to refugees that are currently making my country the literal rape capital of Europe!It's going to get worse too.
immediately resorting to thinking about interracial sex or blacked as a whole is pretty much an instant tell that the poster is paki/Indian or Jewish. It is currently prime time in said SEA shitholes.
>>567154105>Says the Swede that randomly accusing someone else of having interracial sexClassic Swedish projection
>>567154289Damn, no need to call out Gucci like that.
A reminder Sweden is in 6th place for most rapes worldwide. Literally The Raped.
>>567154334>cum-brained nigger lover forgot his own postnot exactly surprised
>>567154542>He thinks I was that anonOH NO NO NO
>the below average iq americlap will look you in the eye and attempt to convince you that his unprompted mention of blacked is in fact not a textbook tell of his not so hidden fetish
>Sven trying to deflect the reality his country is inSad!
>>567154845>Their military forces their soldiers to partake in a humiliation rituals in the streets>Competing for most rapes per capita worldwideWe wuz vikingz
>here, look at some more images in my nigger fetish folderVery cool!
>Notice how the US isnt in the Top 6Curious....
>>567154845>France at 2ndShit's grim.
>Dead threadSneedy ass game
>quickjoin>the host has left the game>quickjoin>the lobby is full>quickjoin>the host has left the game>quickjoin>kicked because faggot don't know how to set their lobby to friends-only>quickjoin>the lobby is full
>>567157573>search for lobbies (crossplay off)>no lobbies>search for lobbies (crossplay on)>average IQ of teammates drops by 40 points and at least 2 pubbies have hot micshellish
>>567157573>want to play on a mega city or mega factory map>only 1 lobby per city>erad>bricks>erad>bricks>era->OH SHIT A BLITZ>the lobby is fullAIEEEEEEEEEE
I don't know how you can enjoy bots in this state>Never ending ragdoll and flinching>Getting conveniently sucked towards enemies and mines when ragdolledIt's just fucking non-stop.
>>567157995I wish more shit would just hurt or kill you insteadRagdolling at every single gust of wind is a humiliation ritual for sure
>>567157995>wear anti flinch armor>chain knockdown spam and i shit you not, shit just randomly exploding nearby>wear anti knockdown armor>bot accuracy set to 300%
>>567157995this is why I'm the shield slut for the team, spamming shield nade and shield stratagem for my boys
>>567153524holy bvased
>>567157995Something an intelligent person learns very quickly when making games is that players get increasingly frustrated when active control is taken away from them in a manner that is not conductive to teamwork, or is the result of an immediately obvious choice they made.>Stationary while reloadingFine.>Co-op game where enemies grab you and the intention is for your team to save youThe absolute cusp of what is tolerated by players.>Losing control by being chain ragdolled for 10+ secondsPeak of causing burst blood vessels in a human through teeth gritting.
>>567158658Modern game developers literally can't handle crowd control
>>567158352>shield slut deploys shield>I forget and deploy my EAT inside bubble, instantly killing itAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>567157573>>567157661>>567157780host your own here god dammit
>>567115696bumping this one, pls respond
>>567158850Shield Gen Relay needs improved.
>>567159531they can keep the bubble but like disable it for 1 second when a hellpod is incoming.would also make for funny random reddit deaths in that split setting, but would allow to keep the bubble for majority of time
>>567159531This is actually a pretty good suggestion but>different shield modelmeans work is required and that alone makes it a never ever
>>567159531>>567159826Or the shield could just be impervious to hellpod collision damage. Keep it simple.
>>567157573>choose a lobby playing a mission I want>300ms ping>choose a planet I want to play on with quickplay>350ms ping>choose quickplay from the galactic map>70ms ping, but everything is random
>>567159531so now vox engine missiles can just bypass the shield entirely? no thanks
>>567159884instructions unclear, hellpods no longer deal damage now
>>567161051>>567161051>>567161051
>>567161001Honestly I'd take that considering hellpods don't even kill BT's anyways.
>>567161141don't even one-shot BT's*
