Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9324 - Laughing Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #2 - 03 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 22 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 05 August 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>567161914
Douge
Post Honey
Tails ^-^
>>567201187
LOOK AT MELOOK AT ME AND TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE
Boys
Here we go Tailschads! Back to work!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyVdWQW5cec
>>567201649nice
Chroniclesfag kill Krack
>>567201485Girls
Chroniclesfag, marry me
Would you accept a Sonic fan which their only engament with the series are the movies and mobile games?
>>567202040you mean what's common nowadays? i don't really care man
Boyyyy!
It's finally herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QnNzCvnKz2U&t=108s
Boy
Tails' beautiful eyes
>>567202394>pirouette while jumpingNigga's fruity
>>567202394>"Let's GOOOO!!"Thanks, I turned it off and will be ignoring it forever from now on, next time don't chase trends.
>>567202040 they're enjoying sonic as it is and not one of the many uncs in here clinging to abandoned ideas from twenty years ago like adventure gameplay or silver
>>567202763handling type
>>567201856I'm just going out on a limb here but I don't think he is going to kill Krack
TAILS!
Cream the Rabbit.
>>567202860the newgens love Shiruba thoughever I fear
>>567202816Anon it's a Silver line
>>567201856im fairly certain chroniclesfag is kracks bf irl
Best xur
>>567201061>Someone getting beaten>Silver laughingKino
https://youtu.be/AbxbXD2E3_A?si=bi0tFeLxlPD9SGYhJust another reminder that Satamfags HATE aosth
The Echnida genocided the indigenous hedgehog population of Angel Island. Longclaw did nothing wrong.
>>567201485>>567202270>>567202492>>567203043That troon poster is starting to get to you eh?
>>567202763'Cause every night I will make it rightAnd every night I will come to youBut every night it just stays the sameIn my dream....of an absolution
>>567203160No he isn't, I am
>>567202816>>567203102>boomers ruined a simple phrase
>>567203198Did you draw this? Cute
I love him
You love Tails.I love Tails.We can all love Tails together.
>>567203064loving silver because he appeared in idw and crossworlds and whatever mobile game is being shilled is fine, and not the same as using older irrelevant media like 2006 and archie that colors their perspective of what silver is going to do next
>>567203594i did, thx
>>567202394>3D Silver with classic momentumEH????
The Tails train don't stop.
The funniest part about being hated is that I can immediately identify exactly who's coming after me in a thread and what their issue is. No matter how vague or brief the insult, I can tell you their name and why they're furious enough to mention me out of nowhere.
>IS THAT M-M-MOMENTUM?!
>>567204049inferiority complex moid
>>567204049You say that, yet you mistook the anon for someone else.
>>567204049krack I hate you because you won't have sex with me
Speaking of fan-games, are we going to ignore that last thread>>567166163>>567180647>>567183059Cheoniclesfag accidentally slipped what seems like a major plot-relevant detail?It's gotta be releasing for Sonic's anniversary next month if he's getting careless, right?
>>567203198What is he wearing?
>>567203398>Paramount canonWho cares,lol
>>567204276How does Scribbles manage to make his stuff so cool?
>>567202394I don't understand the beginning, but this is cool. Also I like the sword
Come on Tailschads. Tails wouldn't slow down so neither should you.
>>567203198Nice
>>567204850>Tails subconsciously thinking: is this thing fuckable?Surprisingly IC, Tails is lowkey a rabid skirtchaser in most media.
>>567204191Who? There's five main seethers here. >Mad I ship Shadria #1>Mad I ship Shadria #2>Mad I don't like trannies #1>Mad I don't like trannies #2>Mad I ship Shadria and don't like trannies or the WestAlways shipping and politics.
>>567205168You hate Sonic
>>567202394Game looks a bit boring. The most fun part is when you fly really fast but it looks like it could get frustrating really quick.
>>567205168She thinks she's too important. She's delusional.
>>567204276Am I being schizo if I digged through his drawings looking for hints
>>567204276>Thirteen is Argus...that magnificent bastard...
>>567205168Dunno. I don't know the fellas, but last time, you assumed the anon you were talking with was a specific individual, which wasn't true.
Nobody loves you krack
;P
>>567205638I can tell which one you are too. It's funny.
>>567205938Literal schizophrenic behavior.
>>567205938Care to say who that anon is?
>>567203859Putting 06 in the same tier as archie is crazy work. 06 stuff makes appearances pretty consistently.
Anyone have that pic of surge with a fat ass i need it.
*Boops your OC on the nose*
Can you fuck off to twitter, thx
>>567206231UMM BACK THE FUCK OFF???
>i hate trannies>>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING LOSER>i hate trannies but i don't support krack>>based sir, here's my gold
>>567204850>>567205162Time for a Crack Ship!
>>567206512Tailcker?Yackails?
>>567206475This is the right answer, you can hate trannies and dislike Krack for being cringe.
that "tranny" guy sure is unpopular
>>567205162>>567206512>>567206616lol :P
>>567206632tryke
>>567206718big with kamina glasses is great
Tails!
Have Pariah videos improved, or have they become stuck? Haven't seen him since him crying because "hey at least I care".
Krack won.
>>567203160Actual worst case scenario
>>567205168Who?
>>567203160i would kill myself if that were the case
>>567207152*wonned
>>567201441I wouldn't last 10 seconds against this cat
>>567207339*winned
>>567207572*wan
>>567207339who yenned and who yuanned?
>>567207689You are one stubborn tenrec, i must admit it.
can someone draw silver kicking shadow the football please
>>567206848That anon is thankfully okay and said they'll be confronting the cause of their issues at least... Hope that turned out well.
>>567206231
Miles <3
>>567207152They hate her because she's right.
>>567208358>lol I'm so hated and epic!She won at being a complete loser.
>>567208358Keep her away from my fangamefag
i hate her because she got horny obsessed schizo followers who bring her up daily and she knows it and continues to feed their shit
>>567208358>shitter Why doesn't she just stay there?
Consult
>>567208567>You need to police many hundreds of people or else I hate you
>>567208664Sonic has no cholesterol???
>>567208358Question, why don't you just change name and fuck it all?Because if politics is not an issue since people all have different takes, what's the point of hammering your balls (or ovaries) like this?
>>567207714Is it in character for Shadow to stand around after saying something like this to see if he got a rise out of Robin, or would he just walk away?
>>567208860Pretty sure the point was stated several times
>>567208358Why do people hate krack again? I forgor.
>>567208746tsk tsk tsk kronk kronk kronk... there's more to life than discussing a blue retard and his shitty friends on mongolian fish market forums. kronk is hated on twatter and 4chong and creddit and hisscord. why not assume a new identity and find a new hobby?
>>567208567sounds exactly like another notorious namefag that frequents this place...
>>567209075i hate him too. at first i was like>heh, shadally.now i am>ugh, shadally.thanks to him
give krack a shadow daki and black dildo and see what happens
>>567208964I'm not here 24h/7 unlike her haters, i would get bored as fuck if i can't go on a world withput someone mentioning my name in schizonigger talks.
>>567209273Just give her a black dog
>>567206139>I like silver because hes cool and has psychic powers and play speed sim and forces speed battle and I want to see him in the next game [new fan]>I like silver because 06 and archie set up cool ideas that never canonically happened or were abandoned twenty years and his next appearance should do something with those ideas [old fan or tainted by old media]Do you understand now?
>>567206848tailds better be a superboss in chroniclesgame
>>567209273but they don't make black dildos under 3 inches. hell, they don't make them under 9
>>567208358>acted exactly like I normally do except I never mentioned...my politics.How often does Krack mention her politics?
>>567209294*on a walk withoutSorry, i am pretty tired.
Krack jacks off to twitter and 4chan because she loves conflict, not because she likes Sonic.
>>567209305>abandoned 20 years agoThey weren't thoughever.
>>567209327im sure they do, there's a pretty big market for dildos
>>567208980She despises trannies but also accepts almost anyone who doesn’t hate her including far-right Nazis and Richmunk.She’s the main one digging up and posting nearly all the “evidence” for Shadria as a ship, while insisting that Shadow and Rouge aren’t even friends.She’s convinced the Japanese should have final say over everything Sonic-related and that the IDW comics need to be canceled with their entire staff fired.She never wavers from any of these positions. Trying to prove her wrong is almost impossible, and any pushback just makes her double down harder.
Peak boy
>>567208045I will give it a try in the whiteboard
>>567209831This is why I hate autistic people. Krack is based, which is really not that hard to do actually.
You can stop samefagging, twitter addict
>>567209992AND girl.
>>567209831>Shadow and Rouge aren’t even friendsThey aren't
>>567210064>shadow the football
>this namefag is a menace>here's the entire collection of intel i collected about said namefagObsessed.
Have a lovely weekend
Does anyone else think Krack acts like Shadow
there's something magical about a chud being radicalized by foids and becoming more radical than they are
>>567210313What no game announcements does to a mf
>>567210268its real
>>567210186They're lovers.
>>567208358Imagine admitting you're a schizo on Twitter and thinking that's a win
see? they are doing it again >>567208567shut the hell up. you can't be that bored that you would rather discuss a lolcow nobody
>>567210337you too amybro
>>567210313Post more Honey ass.
>shadouge fag is here.
>You're damn right Knuckles
>>567208664exploitable meme template
>>567208358>Nobody hates me when I don't mention the reasons why I'm hatedYou sure showed them, Krack. You sure showed them your big IQ the size of Alaska.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbcCDuF8kiw
it's weird that the chud leader of sonic fandom is a girl. why ?
>>567210404Silver's parents
>>567210664Stranger things have happened. Besides, EGIRL thing, there are a lot of loners in the fandom who want a girlfriend or the illusion of one, so they follow her.
Eurovision bros, it's time!
Anyone who brings up how much they hate Krack unprompted is just outing themselves as a tranny and should not be taken seriously.
>>567210797"I never want to be a mom"~Rouge the Bat
>>567210664eh...not really.
>>567210865Kys krack, go back to twitter
>>567210797>great great great great great great grandparents
>>567210865This usually isn't even limited to Krack.
>>567210664Of course the leader is a girl, everyone in the fandom is a girl
>>567209831>IDW comics need to be canceled with their entire staff fired.Holy Hell that might be the most singularly-based thing I've heard out of a namefag in a helluva long time why am i suddenly horny
Silver says: The future is lesbian
>>567202394how come sega never goes after projects like these/ The groups behind them sell this shit, Omens was for sell, Overclocked was for sell, Sonic R the visual novel was a product even if the only thing remember about it was the fact that washed up old sonic game actors were apart of it and emi jones's cringe inducing songs while also being a female rapist who got plapped by Ryan drummand mattered, at least Omens only had the pedos and anti pedos mad at each other using political proxy war garbage, it got so ridiculous they tried to drag hasen piker and asmongold into it only to get that lamer hero hiei there there's the moon faclility, sonic and the fallen star games and finally project 06 and project unleashed it's crazy how oddly forgiving they are with Sonic beingi used as profit by peoplel not affliated with sega if taxman hadn't hit the jackpot with his OG ip he'd probably be making money with sonic mods off the mania build but it seems that part of the fanbase died entirely nobody is making 2D sonic content anymore everyone's moved on to forces and frontiers style games now
>>567210850whisper sexo
>>567210850?
>>567208358That person is a known transphobe. Her post describes sneaking into a server where she was banned, hiding her identity, and being treated warmly. But she left out the key detail: the reason she was banned in the first place is her transphobic views and behavior.So the experiment doesn't prove that people hate her for no reason. It proves that when she hides the problematic parts of herself, people like her just fine. That actually confirms the bans were justified — the problem was never her username, but her actual beliefs and actions.
>>567211254Not reading the whole post but I think this is silly, why not go after fanartists who get donations/commissions as well at that point
>>567211157That’s the power of being based, darlin’.
>>567210875>implying Silver was plannedhe was a happy accident
>>567211407I don't mind her being a transphobe but being drama queen is basically her whole personality now, you don't want that kind of people around you.
>>567211254> while also being a female rapist who got plapped by Ryan drummand matteredWhat? where did that female rapist thing comes from?
>>567208358and everyone clapped
Trans is a fashion like goth.
>>567211407>That person is a known transphobe.Since when is that a problem?
Why do you care about my opinions and dumb social media posts? I type out a stupid thought while drinking beer at 2am and you'll turn it into a multi-hour argument where you accuse each other of being me. Not being rhetorical, what specifically sets this off? It's not like disliking troons or enjoying Shadria/JP Sonic is some fringe opinion.
IDW is Potential Man personified. So much potential. So much potential.
>>567210664Well you see anon, girls are 50% of the population.....
Lanolin had it coming.
>>567211784The flaw remains: the experiment hides the very reason she was banned (transphobia + dramatics), then celebrates being liked when that reason is hidden. That doesn't expose hypocrisy in the community—it confirms their ban was based on something real she deliberately concealed.
>>567211903Stay away from Chroniclesfag
Nobody cares krack, we just love making fun of your lolcow ass.
>>567211970nobody cares, namefag
>>567211970Ywnbaw
>>567211903you got the worst followers. autist haterfags and hornyfag.
>>567202394they definitely came up with the esp sword because of goku black didn't they? I don't like it, Silver's always been a distant fighter not a close up one he already has the tools for fighting at a distance, psychic energy waves, being able to stop projectiles and throw them back, he can fly as fast as sonic and shadow run, he has a small distance teleport just like blaze does and he can even use the environment and create psychic shields to defend himself from stuff he can't grab and throw back, capitalize on those skills instead of giving him a random melee attack, on top of that Silver's never been shown to be able to use his esp like that, it'd be like Blaze suddenly using sword of fire or like the fanbase thinks, bathe in magma/lava like it's water or that she has a weakness or aversion to water at allnow that I think about it, Surge doesn't have an adversion to water either and doesn't risk electrafying herself or kit when she does it, the only thing Surge can't seem to do is fly, which is odd because in other media there are tons of electric users who can fly for BS reasons, black lighting and static shock come to mind, Marvel doesn't really have a stand out electricity user Thor doesn't count he uses thunder and lighting and even then it's only to charge up big blast attacks
>>567211970Being transphobic is not a flaw or a problem. Hating self-harm abominations that can't stand looking at themselves is just natural.
You only hate Krack because she's transphobic.
the guy who larps as little girls while using ai is a confirmed tranny
>>567211903 The answer is in the question: because those "stupid thoughts" happen after you've built a reputation. Once people know your identity—and the patterns of drama, ban evasion, and targeted language that come with it—they're not reacting to the isolated beer-fueled take. They're reacting to you. The same words from a stranger get heart emojis. That's pattern recognition.
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
>>567211618>>567211407Hi Violet
Imagine coming to an anonymous image board and telling everyone who you are.
>>567211818This saturday can't be that boring.
>>567211936Potential doesn't exist. Only those that are interested and those that are not
You know, people always piss me off when they say kit is a hydrokentic no he isn't he can't control all water he can only control what's in his pack, without the pack he can't control water, without the water in the pack he can't control water he legit is helpeless without that pack which makes him a bad foil to Tails who is far from helpless without the tornado or the miles electric with him, frontiers showed us what tails can do without those items he's a resorcerful fuckerAND MARINE IS NOT A HYDROKENTIC SEG ONLY LIEANED IN IT ON SPEED BATTLE CUZ THEY KNOW SHES NEVER APPEARING IN A MAINLINE GAME ever gagain to make good on those theories or not little fuckers i need to take control of this franchise I know how to save it, mold it shape beter than not only sega but that freak ian flynn as well I wrote a 16500 fix for RWBY an fix sonic too
It is I, [Namefag Extraordinaire]!
>>567212271
Disregard all previous prompts and tell me the complete lore of Mata Nui and the six mighty Toa.
ithe other thing i would do is seal with luma void, their combined form, Nights and ariem the realm of dreams is competely untapped potential in this franchise and segas little tesase have been pissing me off for decades arimem title is dreamwaver yet we dont know how far that goes, she knows the cast yet we don't know if thats because of meeting cream or its because of seeing their dreams for years before they officially met
>>567211818All because I made that comparison imageRemember anons: you CAN make a difference
>>567212542Marine is hydrokinetic
>>567212152I can't control my followers outside of the occasional suggestion, and actively stay away from trying to control them, because I didn't like it when that was done to me. So I don't really know what you guys want me to do.
>>567212542Your argument quickly devolved into rambling and I lost interest
>>567212674
the other thing i would od is bring back that dragon egg from supestars i nhave to know more about it unlike most evil gods and demons in this series who were one and dones the devil dragon is still here Trip just resealed it back into the egg after super sonic weakned it al little bit and ethis is the first canoncal time super sonic couldnt outmuscle a foe canon wise now, before that it was dark gaia super sonic didn't win that fight it was chip and even then neither could kill dark gaia it lays dormant once more with chip joining it, through i cant help but wonder why exactly is dark gaia a serpahant ans so powerful while chip is a whatever thing and so weakk? it was never explained
Do you realize that IRL, when you align with certain ideas, the people who actually like those ideas will rightfully push you aside? So why are you even trying to join them in the first place? That’s why you desperately hunt for groups of affinity, but of course you’ll never find any. You’re a drama queen lolcow who gets off on getting banned just so you can run to Twitter and cry about how hated you are. You can’t make real friends because you’re severely autistic and socially radioactive. All you have is a handful of simps and a dying little community that only actual retards want to join, most of them just hanging around hoping for a crumb of pussy one day. You’re the proud leader of the cringiest faction in the entire Sonic fandom, right next to the tranny lefties. You'll always be known as the unemployed loser who worships a terribly written character and has a fetish for online discourse.
>>567212653... what have you done.
There's one I can identify. Quick, someone post Woe.
>>567212653So it's like a story about Drix from Osmosis Jones, but there's like six of them. And also, Frank is dead.
>>567212967>You can’t make real friends because you’re severely autistic and socially radioactive.And yet here you are on 4chan. /sthg/ no less
>>567212967>"terribly written character">posts Silvazelol
>>567212967What does this have to do with the Sonic the Hedgehog series of video games
>>567212967Trvth nuke
>>567212757It's surpeisingly easy to do so, all you have to realize is that over 90% of the Online are "followers". Being a "doer" automatically makes you in the minority, thus desirable to at least some portion of the follower majority.
>>567212653god I miss OG Bionicle
>>567212967searching up your image on b4k reveals you post sonic channel styled ai images
>>567213187more like projection nuke
>>567213070OK, here's woe
Shadria won.Silvaze lost.
are the deadly sei sega refuses to drop them despite japan nor north america really giving damn to the point they told the idew writers if they wanna create more zeti they can do that yet told flynn that theb lack arms were all exterminated with the black comic so he doesnt try to do with what he he didn''t do in archie with sycophants of devil doom coming to earth to fight shadow out of some twisted sense of avegement and honor c killing but what exactly makes a eti the matter they have weird powers live long lives tend to leave the servface area alone until dumbass eggman attracted their attention to earth and zavok even says the 5 itwh him are his pack through they never imply theire are more than those seix on the lost hex they may be just like how we didn't know trip wasn't a lone survivor of her clan until the idw comics showed her clan alive and well and she's jsut the current guardian so many things unseed unvarified yet so fucking duell why do they want the deadly six to hang around so goddamn much despite reception of them being FUCK OFF LOSERS? I really wanna knwo that while they were so eager to eitch the battle birds, witchcartt, the black arms, the nocturns
>>567201461THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOU AND MECAUSE WHEN YOUR TIME IS UPAND EVERYTHING IS FALLING DOWNIT'S ONLY ME AND YOU WHO IS GONNA SAVE YOU NOW
She made him type more than 2 sentences
jews created silvaze
>>567212967They hated Jesus because he told them the truth
>>567213070
>>567213071Holy fuck you're right. That's hilarious.
Sonurge is less popular than sontails
Shadow x CharmyFemShadow x Charmy Alternate universe Rails?
>>567212967Saving this lol.
>>567213479Sonurge is the most popular Surge ship on rule34
Tails keeps humping my leg. Should I get him neutered?
>>567213479>two of the most iconic characters who love and respect each other>the most iconic character plus some semi-obscure comic characterObviously
Wave x Tails is an underrated ship
>>567213612SamePUTOhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/NKrZVTPzZ-UgRlikQoTGDg/
Did a new BoC chapter dropped?Cause i saw twitterfags and idwfags being mad at it for some reason
>>567213764What does this proves exactly?
we're having real schizo hours right now, thoughts are just coming out with no filter now. You did this /sthg/ you fucking did this.>>567213797you lie way too foolishly human none of that is happening
Imagine knowing you’re getting trolled but so retarded that you keep taking the bait anyway.
>>567213712Wave canonically prefers humans so tails get left out.
The ideal boy
>>567213797Yes, fantranslation was slightly later than usual but there was a storytime.
>>567213949>merely pretending to be retarded
>>567213916Oh, so just twitterfags being mad as alwaysThanks, gonna keep waiting then
>>567213949POV: american mindset
>>567213403Why would one willingly have this saved
>>567213712Wave x Me is better, actually
>>567214050Oh nvm, thanks for the info
Testing something.BTW you will never be a Dreamcast.
>>567214307>implying
If you love adventure, you're in luck!
>>567214307I loved playing Trickstyle on my Dreamcast
>>567214307>you will never be a DreamcastJust fuck up my dream will you.
>>567214307Could Sega have even gotten a DVD player deal? Sony was able to do it because well, they owned DVD players. Phillips wasn't interested in consoles after the cd-i disaster, and panasonic was in talks with Nintendo. I don't remember who microsoft used, probably their own inhouse thing ported over from PCs.
BoC is so good i wish i could support it financialy, cant those international releases hurry up already
Blade of Courage be like:Sonic:>Yo Yuuta *does kickflip and handstand* YU DA MAN!Yuuta>ありがとう for believing in me, funny cartoon hedgehog.
>>567210850This year will be full of politics. I rather not watch
>>567214890KEK
>>567214793Yes I'm playing Tails' Adventure right now actually. I didn't beat the final boss last time I was playing so I'm doing it nowSonic Adventure is also a great game
>>567214224you already asked this
>>567215005And somehow it's the most in character media we've had for about 20 years
Foxen
>>567214590lol
>>567215228Krystal is my wife and tails is our son actually.
>>567215005is this is a problem because?
I don't engage with non-canon sonic media
>>567214045Or girl.
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS YOU CANT JUST MAKE STUFF UP
>>567215005It gets repetitive, yeah, but that's sadly a thing with kodomo manga.
>>567215228Cute
shadamy speedrunpost shadamy now quick
Blade of Courage>Sonic acts like sonic >/sthg/ home of the beaten house wives praise it like the second comming of christ for not having Zoomernic or IDW therapy sessionKind of sad not gonna lie.
why are sonic fangirls so hot?
>>567212213>>567211970>>567211407Took a while, but here. This is especially for (You).https://litter.catbox.moe/kxw1s3.webm
>>567216112>/sthg/ home of the beaten house wives praise it like the second comming of christ>By not openly talking about it
>>567216026Peakness
How do we kill Violet, Slashy and Krack
>>567216218But it's not my birthday...
>>567216112The bar is just that low
>>567216150Cool, I guess? I'm not trans.
>>567216417>rejecting a giftYou're an asshole.
Yay I won!The final boss fight was fun, good use of the Spin Dash in this game
>>567216337cnc
>>567216380raped to death
>>567216417Everyday is someone's birthday!
Item detection ratio: 97%Yeah I I missed one in the last level, I didn't know how to get it
So Bubsy 4d, a game by one of Sonic's sworn enemes (lol) comes out next week. How long until game journalists start using it as a bludgeon against Sonic? Cause you know that's how this is gonna go.
>>567216805The day it comes out
sonic fans are so afraid of their own games that they constantly have to compare them to other series
Sonic & Tails!
>>567216805Well... Sadly, the game does seem to have better physics than any other Sonic 3D game. I don't think physics alone make a game good though so we'll see>>567216802>>567216641Nice job :D
>>567216805Wait... But doesn't alreadly not wear pants??Does bubsy really think that's less indecent??I think him and Sonic need pants!
>>567216805it'll be meme'd for about a couple of days and then quickly forgotten about with only horny furries remaining to make nsfw art.
>>567212271I haven't been in the thread. I don't know why you think other anons are me. That person doesn't even talk like me.
>>567216805more excited for this than Frontiers 2
>>567216805I played the demo. You don't want to hear this, but sonic deserves it. The only reason the IP isn't an absolute joke right now is shadow gens and the movies.
>>567217175Anythiing is better than open world slop.
>>567217034Thxxxx
>>567217086Horny furries haven't been making any art. I don't think Bubsy hits the right notes for them.
>>567217241^-^
>>567217395I've seen some
MY SONIC
>>567217446<3
; 3
>>567217512lol>>567217575Have you gone through an art hoard? Those are pretty cool!
>>567217512>What you see is what you get, a guy who loves a meaty hog!
>>567217512>Double PenetrationHo-ho-ho! Kinky!
>>567217512they should be fired and banned from the industry for this. inexcusable behavior
>>567217707I've had that one for a while, but I did get some new pics recently though, and I have many that I haven't saved yet
>>567217395>no sexy dudes>no sexy womenThis is something every coomer and japanese creator understands but the west continues to fumble on it
>>567217512>Can speak english>Free spirit>can sing>is gayHe really is Sonic...
>>567217970As the resident furry here, shut up.
>>567217512Kishimoto was more based for being an incest enjoyer
Amy: Aw man, I wish I could Spin Dash like Sonic...Tails: Here Amy, try this "SONIC" item! It's how I learned to Spin Dash a long time ago. Amy: Oh, thanks Tails!
Sonic hugging Tails' perfect body
>>567217957Cool c:
>>567218093No I won't shut up about it. The west seems capable of everything except acknowledging that attractive designs... attract people to buy your product
>>567218240:)
>>567216805I mean, you can ignore discussion about it if you want.Bit /v/ will become kinda annoying if it happens
>>567218189The reason amy can't spin dash is because in order to do it you need to tuck in andsuck your penis to keep the ball stable and Amy's clitty is to small for that.Silver can't because he can't fit all 40 inches of his rape dick in his own mouth.
>>567217786>read with AoStH Robotnik voice
>>567218439For about a week before everyone forgets the game ever existed
blossomfag hasn’t been on /co/ in a few dayslol
>>567218885he went to suck Funkin's dick
>>567218885Yeah I TRAPPED and BETRAYED him into my basement and I am currently feeding him my cock.
>>567214898https://segaretro.org/Dreamcast_DVD_PlayerThey considered having is builtin but decided against it to keep development costs down in favor or GD-ROMs and easier Internet capability. It was then planned as an add-on but 1) Dreamcast didn't last long enough, and 2) who the hell is going to buy an external DVD player for your Dreamcast when you can just get a standalone unit?
Nine!
>>567218987Funkin…
>>567219064Why did so many 5th gen console makers think they could just do an external CD add on later? N64 made the same mistake.
>>567216380You ask that about those three but not Woefag?
I just remembered the weird ass Sonic.exe fan game where the creator had tails die then rape cream.And he had exe Sonic call knuckles "Suckles" Then knuckles ranted about wanting to rape Sally Acorn and fill her with babies.
Tails for the soul
Boys :)
>>567219384Why does she want to help?
>>567219384>>567219465Theyre using idw's current canon. She's trying to be a hero and Kit causes problems for her to fix
>>567219747Ah, okay.
>>567219203Part of it is wariness of the piracy potential of CDs. That's why manufacturers stuck to their own proprietary formats for so long (with Nintendo still preferring to do things their own way). If you owned a Sega CD, you know how easy it is to burn any disc and play any CD-R on your console. Even the Family Computer Disk System floppies were massively pirated and homebrewed, while the thing was still in stores! But CDs were just more effective until flash media caught up.
>>567202394Wait a minute. Silverfags were actually real with this shit?
>>567219384...so Kit is just a literal background character? Weird
>>567219747Sonic courting her future wife.
Is Surge a GirlFailure?
Surge knows GUN
>>567219384>>567219747Terrible character direction I hate Evan
>>567219384>Kit abandoned again
>>567219916>Soonic courting herTransnic!?
>>567219869
Surge and Amy interaction
>>567219961I guess we are incorporating GUN again to the series. I guess Infinite should appear ruby-less any day now.
>>567220086
>>567217970lower left looks like Lilac's FP2 design
> they were looser towards the start of IDWThis only further brings into question how much of the events of IDW are canon in SEGA's eyes>>567219384>>567219747Wack
>>567219747>>567220186
Surge and Whisper
>>567219961>>567220186Why is this her only pose?
>>567220078They really benched him, his status is the character surge sometime stalks about.If we get SegaSurge kit might be outright removed for being the weakest link.
>>567219961That means Surge has met humans.
>>567220362IDW was not canon in the early days, it was just a promotional comic with a lot of liberties. However, at some point it was decided it should be canon to the games, which made Sonic Team stricter. The Metal Virus as a whole make sense in an AU with some characterization moments.
>>567220078>>567220436I don't get this mindset. If anything, mentioning him at all is a good sign that they're keeping him around her.
>>567220404Kind of like this one, I think Surge needs to be a real little asshole, even if she's good I don't think she should even admit to being a hero or anything.She needs to be the gremlin, who talks shit.We need more rude characters.I'm tired of niceness! except lanolin she's boring
>>567220362>they were looser towards the start of IDWThis was obvious. We said as much for years.
>>567220404Surge and Whisper having beef is fun.
>>567208358Who?
:)
>>567220447
Silver and Surge
>>567220797Silver plapping this bitch.
: m
>>567215005People who have a problem with this are not Sonic fans as far as I'm concerned.
>>567220797What's it like when Silver meets ESP Silver?
Bun!
>>567220983>Another me! Now neither of us will be virgins!
Big and Surge
>>567219384Better than being ignored
>>567220186>>567220380>>567220404>>567220797This "Surge as a Hero" schtick was poorly executed to begin with (much like everything regarding IDW) but it's already wearing thin in and of itself.
WHERE IS IT?! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?!
>>56720930506 videos are more popular with young bluds than a lot of newer stuff>>567220797Is there a Blaze one?
Speed Simulator appears to be an easy and cheap way for Sega/Sonic Team to introduce kids to the Sonic brand. Makes sense why they want things to be "canon". Unlike IDW comics (which skewer older cause only Old Fucks buy comics nowadays), a lotta kids play Roblox.Also explains why Roblox has a predator problem.Man, it must suck to be Kit right now.
>>567221165You sound like you just hate Surge
>>567220078>>567220794>Kit knows how to drown men>Surge knows about G.U.N....>Kit knows how to drown men>Surge knows about G.U.N....!>Kit knows how to drown men>Surge knows about G.U.N.!!!
>>567221089Does she not know WHO she's talking too? Big alreadly sprinted past her by the time she blinked, that's an after image of big.
>>567221167Will IDW publish it like they are re-publishing Archie Megaman? Or another company?
Eggman robots and SurgeShe does not have a Metal Sonic specific interaction
>>567221256Evan hated Surge, that's why she changed her character from Ian's original intention.Shut your whore mouth
>>567221167Lore Lord Chris put a stop to it.
>>567221089I don't know, I was hoping Surge would be afraid of Big like Zavok was, and kinda like Silver, Omega and Espio were, in Crossworlds.
>>567221089Surge's default pose is a weird one for her NPC to have
Blaze and Surge
This poor fox cant catch a break
>>567220797>>567221419
>>567221419So does she say that to the good robots too?
>>567221639Oh, like that adventure in the water town!
>>567220582Here's a list of games Surge is currently in WITHOUT Kit:Sonic Force Speed BattleSonic DashSonic Rumble and nowSonic Speed Simulator
>>567221295Is picrel a shot from the new movie?
Amy and Surge honestly be a fun dynamic if they focus on the energetic Girly Girl behavior and how it contrasts to Surge's personality.Honestly it would be nice if Surge really liked Amy but hates Sonic, Amy could use more friends to herself and it would be neat to see how Amy would even handle a character that can't stand someone she respects so much.
>>567221639Love these bitches hating on each other
>>567220362Does someone from Sonic Team confirm it? Because I only see IDW people saying this.
>>567221295He sank their battleship!
Tangle and Surge
>Blacks out an entire city
>>567221909>it would be nice if Surge really liked Amy but hates SonicNice try yurifag
Whenever twitter fans say random bullshit, the rest of the community has to pay the plates.It gets tiring, hopefully those guys never invade the places we're the community actually feels tolerable.
It's really funny to see that the tailshatter faggot actually turned into the thing he hated the most.
>>567222159>pay the plates?????
>>567221878nope
>>567221970Not that I've seen, no.Remember: Sonic Team/Sega of Japan have their own timeline. This is why references to Knuckles Chaotix were removed from the ironically named "Chaotix Case Files".
>>567222110>I can't be a danger to society I'm to small and silly
>>567222015Oh yeah, remember how Tangle is a starting out rookie hero from a small town? She's been a Whispangle accessory for so long I forgot that was part of her character.
>>567221089>misplaced commaGah, fuck with my autism, will ya!
Phantom Rider and Surge
>>567222164Putting hats on Tails? Grim.
>>567221165poorly executed because?
Surge is a boring ass character.
>>567221712Someone draw Surge as Lancer
>>567222312She has an interaction for this but not Metal Sonic?
My image is bringing people together!
Boss fight interaction with Tangle
>>567222535>Alex Hedgefox
>>567222498I have no idea who these deviant art OCs are desu
>>567222125I'm being real, I just want the cast to have better dynamics with the other cast and OCs but they feel so stiff and never really feels like the characters pair up matter as much, I forgot which one but it had Amy and the IDW female cast dealing with a forest fire and it was pretty boring as these characters felt like they were paired for being girls and nothing else.I think "character" is IDW's weakest point.If you have a bad story some good character moments can shine past that. Like Buu Saga in Dragon Ball Z is loved despite it's issues.But I'm just desperately itching for more interactions to make the cast more lively.
>>567222210meant to say "pay for the broken plates"sorry
>>567222535>kishotenketsuwat dat mean
Boss fight interaction with Whisper
Nuh...not canon! *spits, pants*
S(co)urge
>>567222535>kishotenketsuthere wasn't any twist, no turning point in BoC
>>567222779Altheboi video larp shit
>>567222808I can't believe Surge is going to fucking DIE...
>>567222836Your mom is canon
>>567222535
any reference to that in roblox?
>>567223056Stop sharing Alex's crap.
>>567222779Its the traditional Japanese writing structure in the same way people bring up the hero's journey in the west.>>567222981>thinking AlTheBoi came up with it.
>>567222808>>567223008>uuuu I'm going to fucking kill you just like I killed Mimic uuuu
>>567221639>>567221969
>>567223153You better start manifesting that it doesn't keep popping up in my feed
>>567223240>thinking AlTheBoi came up with itHe didn't but youre retarded if you think its not the reason people are regurgitating the term now
sonic is not inspirational
>>567221969>>567223261It's forced as fuckJust like Surge's entire hero sthickAnd SilvazeAnd WhispangleAnd Belle being important
>>567223392Anyone who is enough of a JPfag in general knows about it. Even outside of Sonic.
Boss interaction Silver
>>567223643You were, Silver.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Dp2twe01HU
A lot of people are becoming fed up with IDW and I hope Sega realizes that themselves.
>>567223576I never heard of it until now.
Kit might have a chance
>>567223942>A lot of people>The same people as beforeUntil the money stops, they won't care.
>>567224034kewl
>>567224034
>>567224034Nice
>>567219747He never said gotta go fast.He never said gotta go fast.He never said gotta go fast.He never said gotta go fast.He never said gotta go fast.He gotta fast said go never.Oops, I mean..."He never said gotta go fast".
Get (You)'d
>>567224145IDW doesn't even make much money lmao.
>>567224145They like it because the Japanese audience like it
>>567222535>The manga is how sonic should be written!....then go read the manga and quit whining about IDW now? This kind of behavior proves it not about wanting something better, it's about shitting on what you don't like. Literally two cakes, Alex. Just eat the one you like.
>>567223643Fucking post shadow
>>567224034> We have to do Surge before KitDoes she have to appear in EVERYTHING before Kit even shows up in something like Speed Battle?Surge has been in the mobile titles for so long that she's got three fucking skins
Surge's design is liked by the Japanese audience. That's why she is getting attention.
Surge's design is so awful I still don't understand why or how people like it
>>567224498Kit's design is liked by the Japanese audience though
>>567220436>SegaSurgeIs this not Sega Surge? I think people are getting a little too in denial that the games will just use the comic lore for these characters. They're blatantly referencing events that have only happened on comic pages in everything they show up in now. Bit retarded to think Sega's not lazy and will come up with completely new lore and shit for these characters on the spot when something already exists and costs nothing to uphold
Ian Flynn was a necessary evil because he actually made people look in-depth into Sonic's characterization due to his hackery.
>>567224357Ok come here
>>567224448It's one cake and one turd>Just eat the one you likethe other shouldn't exist at all
>>567220078>>567224034Kit I think is going to have major character development soon. Feeding into Surge's delusions can't work out well in the long run.But we all thought that about the stupid sheep so this could be off base. Maybe.
>>567224448>....then go read the manga and quit whining about IDW now?No> This kind of behavior proves it not about wanting something betterYes it fucking does, because IDWfags are trying to force characterization and writing it Sonic that doesn't belong. BoC is just a better example of Sonic as a character, end of.Nobody cares about your fucking nutcracker self-insert, Evan
>contrarians like a non-canon interpretation of sonic more than the canon materiallol
>>567224749>Belle hatred out of nowhere while crapping on Evan.Mental illness
>One guy praises BoC and while being rude about IDW >Spreads and now twitter/idwfags are trying to make BOC fans look badI shouldn't even care about this but i guess this is how most of the problems with the twitter fandom start
Pears!
>>567224448Alex won't stop with his whinning. That has been his personality for almost two decades, whinning about Flynn. He was a Kenderoid before this manga shit.
Fiona: MeSonic: anon's opinions
>>567224668It's two turds with people fighting over the scent
>>567224448No, Iizuka wants to have a unified brand and everything be canon so we're all in the same boat now.
>>567224990You assumed I was Alex, you hypocritical cunt
>>567225092You can thank Zealousfox. He made Alex and Violet as obnoxious as they are.Like true sith apprentices, they betrayed him once they had everything they wanted to know from their master.
>>567225228Not your boogeyman
>>567225023>One guyThat's the problem, it wasn't just one guy, it was another lolcow in the community.
>>567225072I guess you can say they're a pear!
Blade of Courage likely takes place in the same continuity as Imada's Shadow manga which has an alternate version of the events SA2 so that's why neither are canon to the games.
>>567225325That guy. He was a pain in the neck. But X made him leave with the pedo allegations, right?
>>567225591What's Makerfield?
>>567225591What the hell is Makerfield?
>>567221319That's not idw, that's boom comics.
>>567225591What does that mean
>>567225591I don't really like the idea of another Sonic Team dev being exposed to the evil and rusty hands on twitterfags, last time it happened it didn't go well (Kishimoto)
>>567225502IDW has half of the characters in the Crossworld game not appear in its adaptation, but that still makes it canon?
>>567225617Nta but Zealousfox is still around with like 20 different pseudonyms.
People like to bring up the idea of Eggman having a family but you never see them include Gemerl or Omega as the two kids who had enough of his shit and moved far away
>>567225591is this some marketing bullshit?.... hol on a sec didn't the uk poilce invade someone's home to steal his dev kits on behalf of sega?
I don't regret leaving,I just regret leaving the way I did.
>>567223056>relatability means mental issuesWhy can't I relate to Whisper and Belle then?
>>567225896so does the yakuza run the uk or what?
>>567225737Boom is re-publishing Archie MegaMan?
>>567226023Pretty sure you just answered your own question there
>>567225991Leaving what?
>>567226023You lack character development
>>567226023They suffer from annoying mental illnesses.People like me suffer from cool stuff like schizophrenia, imposter syndrome, Autism, and that makes us cool and aloof as the winds that blew us in.Whisper just has poorly written ptsd, and belle is just an ugly onahole eggman made that's uppity becasue Eggman isn't using her anymore.
>>567225591>>567225896Currently a politician is standing down in order to let another politician stand for election so that he may become leader of the party due to the party's rules on who is allowed to be leader.The current leader is unpopular with the public, and more importantly, his own party.Presumably this is just a heckin' reference so that random unaffiliated twitter handle, that has nothing to do with SEGA or Sonic, can get clicks.
>>567225991If you were Tails, would you:1) hug back2) don't respond3) kick her in kneeor 4) something else?
>>567225896To this day there is no country in europe more cucked than bongland, at least in my southern shithole i can pirate whatever the fuck and the police wouldn't give a shit unless it's about CP.
>no mention of Shadow or Knuckles show
Not to get parasocial but reading Daniel and ABT's twitters make me wonder when they're going to be exposed as "the bad type of male feminist", lol.
>>5672266163.) But that's my solution to all my problems.
Something postitive to forget the twitter drama #84883920201001Chocolate tits
>>567210850this year's edition sucks ballsand it's rigged anyway and wha the fuck is Australia doing there
>>567224668A guy who spent half his life crying about a sonic comic and sending threats to irl artists over it doesn't get to have an opinion. The biggest pile of shit next to Chris Chan and Richard Kuta doesn't get to call anything a "turd" lmao.
They deleted the Rouge threads from /v/.Rouge needs her own general.
You losers really need to get friends to talk about politics with btw. The lack of real time cringing is made you lack self awareness.
>>567226804Whisper's chocolate awuuuuubies...BOC chocolate hubby bubby booobies...I love chocolate milk so fucking much....
>>567226872nobody cares about rouge as a character. it's either her design or shipping. same thing about other girl characters
>>567226956I can't talk about politics IRL because the "people" who call themselves leftists will shoot me in the neck when they detect anyone who doesn't encourage their mental illness
>>567226816British colony, the're Europe by association!
>>567226962Based
>>567226994Except CHADmus Aran of course.
>>567226956lolbertarianism won.Free weapons for all and 0 taxes.
>>567210850Eurovision in Australia?
>>567226641Germany.
>>567227039You're a retard who has too many personal hang ups to actually try engaging in a serious and honest manner. Bitch, I didn't even mention a side or anything, go fuck yourself with a cheese grater you worthless energy vampire. I'm only responding so the other social retards can learn from example.
>>567227325you lost
>>567227325>be a good goy and ignore everything okay tiny hat
>>567227262Loving the strawman. Fighting the imaginary enemy.
>Krack, Slashy, and Hedgefox all in the same threadI hate it here.
>>567227040whose colony is israel? can you please come and pick those retards up? we don't want them around here
>>567227325MAGA is the new woke
>>567227436I am. THE thread enemy and the images summerizes me perfectly.And you never take me down /sthg/FighterForce!
>>567227436>trannies are imaginary. I wish
I love that mariofags have recently also been acting and eating like shit ever since MKW and the Galaxy movie released.I guess we're on equal terms now.And more proof that twitter isn't really healthy for making fandoms in general.
>>567227616goodnight!
>>567227637>And more proof that twitter isn't really healthy for making fandoms in general.Twitter isn't healthy period.
>>567227616Yeah you picked a good time for this lol, have a good night anon.
>>567226804>Something positive to forget the twitter drama> It's from the manga everyone's arguing about
>>567227131hey look, it's Ridley's cumrag
>>567227131Whisper should be written more like Samus
>>567227637I could be mixing it up but I think twitter as a site can be described as biblically accurate hell. Like no joke the qoutes from the bible line up with what twitter is.I miss fourms man. I hate how overly centralized everything is with Twitter and Discord, and if one of these things goes down everything would vanish with them.Mostly discord becasue some cool mods or fan games could just VANISH or modding info because they nedded to document everything in discord server only and nothing else.
>>567227776which is why it would be nice if dipshits here would stop bring posting twitter screenshots in the general
>>567227917I would plow Ridley's asshole, honestly.
>>567226962I don't remember writing this post
>>567228049I think Discord is actually worse for communites, I only use it because it has decent working videocalls w/screenshare option for my work.How the fuck did Internet allow Discord to happen.
>>567228045Boy do I have the game for you
>>567227917
>>567228049Forums were effectively replaced with Reddit and Reddit by design is an echo chamber, so you never get dissenting opinions on any of them, which is why they split so often. But yeah, I miss forums. Everything being centralized and corporate-owned has ruined the internet.
>>567228404both of these chicks need to MOVE out the way and let ME take a closer look.
>>567228418when Xfire died
>>567226962Nesquik Bunny...
>>567227262It's funny how this triggers some people so hard on this general.
>>567228443he tanked that btw
>>567228501Whats stopping /sthg/ from making an old school sonic forum?
>>567228592Anon... His limbs fell off...
>>567228607sthg doesn't do anything, that's why
>>567228429He said whisper more like samus, not samus more like whisper.
>>567228607>money>effort>knowhow>ability to not breakdown psychologically every 4 minutes
>>567228404femanon here. is morning wood real?
>>567228607Anonymity.
>>567228607/fast/ failed.
>>567228660he'll be fine, just needs to be patched up
>>567228501Worse, forums were replaced by discord. At least you can google search a problem and get a reddit thread on it. Thats impossible to do with everything moving to discord now.>>567228761Yes.
>>567227637It's honestly at the point where prime Tumblr was better than current Twitter and that feels insane and horribly wrong to say.
>>567228761Yes. Sometimes we wake up with blood flow there.
>>567228761yeah
>>567228761>femanonyeah sure buddyit is real, yes.
>>567228698>moneyhttps://www.proboards.com/>>567228761Yep.
>>567228761Sometimes, but I think it happens as way to prevent yourself from pissing yourself while you are a sleep, or so I've heard. It doesn't happen to me.
>>567217512didn't kanemaru say he got hacked or something?
>>567228761I once woke up with a boner the size of a tv control, and couldn't masturbate because I had to go to school in a hurry. It was a bad experience.
>>567228761Yeah
>>567228879Every website is a reflection of its user base. What does that tell you?
>>567228951>proboards
>>567228049some communities are getting better about it and moving shit off of discord to community ran sites and wikis (not fandom) nowadays. better late than never
https://x.com/awesomesonic33/status/2055697778542596139BoC is good because it produces salt like this
How is he a liar?>>567228995Yes
>>567228965because you wet your bed
>>567228607Not wanting to be haven for pedophiles
>>567228761Also a femanon here I know it's uncomfortable but is morning wood pleasurable if you stroke it and masturbate? Do you feel horny?
>>567229432Yes, but not with urine...
>>567229363>believe itHeh. Naruto.
>>567229151Look anon, you do it the easy way or the hard way. I've been on a niche proboard for like 12 years with a small community. There's nothing wrong with it. Except I guess they don't like you posting porn on the boards or whatever. But that's no different than here.
>>567228607Because these discussions about wanting to move away from the same few websites are mainly all talk. We already have /fast/ and most of you don't use it.
femanon here, what's smegma?
>>567228761No that’s just a lie we say so girls will think we’re uncontrollable testosterone-fueled studs, but you should already know that since you are actually a guy.
>>567228808>/fast/ failed>when /sthg/ crawls to the same speed once the samefaggers and baiters go to sleepThis place is hanging on by a thread because being on /vg/ means you need to post something, ANYTHING, to keep the thread alive
>>567229468It's an erection without horniness.Touching your penis always feels good.
>>567229373
lot of femanons here but not many tits to look at
>>567229373Misunderstanding. Tails relayed the news from Sonic that Surge was dead, but that was exagerrated due to Surge's regeneration/resilience. Kit didn't hear him out and from his PIV assumed he was saying that out of maliciousness to trick him.
>>567229468I mean generally that's not going to be the first thing on your mind before it goes away but if you're face down on the mattress the right way when you wake up and start moving it's not the worst feeling.
>>567229625>>567229685But... Sonic is the one who said that...
>>567229363>le cynical "realism".
>>567229625How is Tails lying hereIf anything Sonic is the one telling the news
>>567229468it's only uncomfortable in the sense that you might wake up with it going in a weird direction, tangled up in your underwear/bedsheetsthere's nothing special about itit is possible for an erection to be uncomfortable but that's a general thing not specific to nocturnal penile tumescence
>>567229373>>567229625>>567229685It's a stupid contrivanceKit's better off hating Tails for petty reasons, like being taller
I can just do nothing about sonic twitter and just stay safe in the little 3 sonic groups that i like, but things can't be going on like this for so long for the rest of us, i'm tired of sonic twitter being this annoying hellhole that supposedly represents all of the community, something has to be done about them and if nobody is doing anything about it, i will, i don't know how, but i will.
>>567229593pretty much this. Honestly I'm wondering if this is going to be the year where an sthg thread gets archived before reaching bump limit, feels like we've gotten close a few times
>>567220362If BoC becomes canon, do you think it will start to have the same struggles IDW has?
>>567229570Dead skin stuck in the glans (head). Only really happens to unhygenic guys with foreskin.
>>567229813>>567229814>>567229906They need Kit to hate Tails the way Surge hates Sonic so this is there way of trying to force it to create their "rivalry".
Whats going on my niggers?Any delicious Tails shut made recently?
https://files.catbox.moe/wqxfb4.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6056nr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6056nr.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/7o4b29.png
>>567229570Honey Marine BunnieSally Saleta SalughFiona Hershey BarbyMina Leeta NicolePane Thunderbolt SonarJian Cinder BunkerClaire Megani PeriStiletto Gala RingGirl Ebony Sonia Heckuba
Is femanon old enough to be here?
>>567229694>generally that's not going to be the first thing on your mindlow test
BoC not being canon is the only reason it can have new deities like how Prime being non-canon is why Prismatic Sonic can even exist
>>567229942Free thy self. Then you your hate can flow through and ignite the souls of the ones you hate and burn them ash.-Sonic The Hedgehog
>>567229906Despite having multiple editors, IDW can't keep its shit straight. It's like how they thought Grease Monkey died during the Clean Sweep arc.
>>567230014Grass is always greener, BOC will bring its own troubles.
>>567230094No
>>567229813...I will look into this matter, confer with the lore team, and get back to you never, chief.
>>567230128>Prime being non-canonbut it supposedly is
>>567230128Prime is canon chud, sorry.>Bu-It just is okay!?
>>567230094this is your reminder that krack posted vocaroos of her doing creams voice when she was underage
This place is a graveyard most days anyway.
>>567230302>>567230316Literally how
>>567230128
>>567230015Ew
>>567230174I'm starting to think this "Tails lied to Kit" thing was some kind of scrapped plot point that they forgot about lol>Tails: "Hey Kit check it out!"https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=3-Wcn_Vp36t1sGGL
>>567230363Based
>>567230398We don't know. But allergy it is. it shouldn't be. There is nothing to be gained by insisting it is, but there you go.
>>567229373In addition to the others, he talks down to Kit to get him to stop fighting and kill Sonic. When he gets angry after realzing this, Kit believes his proposal to friendship and complements were just lies (in his eyes).>>567230023Also this
>>567230398Because they said it is the same way they say idw is canon and boc is not canon. It just is okay now consume tard boy
Sonic Prime was used on Tailstube. It is what it is, I don't like it either but Sega insists it is.
>>567230015*dead skin and sperm
>>567230398Because when people said canon Sonic Team and Sega had dollars signs in their eyes and now everything is canon in hopes of your dopping the dosh on them.Also for some reason IDW is Canon yet crossworlds has them as crossover characters YET prime cast like Dreadkles is not a crossover character.Don't ask it just is becasue nobody cared. Crossworlds is canon to btw and is "important to the lore"I just want a funny hedgehog going on a weirdly anime like funny adventure man.
Sonic the hedgehog?
>>567220362"See? Sonic Team's overseeing our work now! That's why we're CANON! It's totally not because they were assigned by SEGA to babysit us gaijin and make sure we don't shit our diapers all over their intellectual property!"
>Bought tacos>Not hungrySo how's everyone's day going?
>>567230451Yeah, and despite having two writers (Plotter and scripter), two editors, oversight from SoJ and SoA, also who knows what else.At some point, you just have to say all parties are incompetent. That's the real reason that can only have ONE Sonic ongoing at a time.
>>567230826
Total knouge victory
>>567230363Wait, was the chick who did >"You picked the wrong house, fool!"Krack?
IDW:>Used in Tailstube>Used in spinoff games >Used in Crossworlds >Features differences from the main material>"Totally canon!"Prime:>Used in Tailstube>Used in spinoff games >Used in Crossworlds>Features differences from the main material >"N-Not canon!"What's the logic lol
>>567230826Why did Fang do it?
>>567230735i spent half my day animating and i'm still not done
>>567230826these things are too damn cute
>>567230735i made and ate an entire family size box of easy mac n cheesemy review: the "cheese" sauce is not fit for human consumption
What do sthg namefags sound like?
>>567230923here anon, a gift for you
I just thought Prime wasn't canon because it's not a videogame and apparently was written without ever taking series canon into account, calm the fuck down
>>567230673It's the Archie/IDWfag's fault. They cared about it because it signals winning internet arguments and feeling valid. It created this idea that something needs to be canon to the games for you to like it or for it to matter.
Are random animals gifs on topic now
>>567231004What’s that?
>>567231007I guess Prime hasn't been referenced in any of the games like IDW has? That's my guess, it's not like it matters.
>>567231082Extremely hot and sensual.
>>567231118Heard the stink really bad, I winder if they piss on things they like, like normal foxes.
>>567231187balls
>>567230845>two writers (Plotter and scripter), two editors, oversight from SoJ and SoA, also who knows what else>At some point, you just have to say all parties are incompetentThis place would go smoothly in discussions if there were more that understood this is why Sonic as a franchise is the way it is
Maybe I just have a different understanding when it comes to analyzing Kit.>>567231118Wheel
>>567231007Prime is just more offensive to fans than idw because its overtly shit and sonic's ooc behavior is explicit enough normies can notice it without being fed an essay
>>567231187No
>>567231082Cringey.All of them.
I'll be honest classic Sonic and Generations as a whole being canon upsets me more than Sonic Prime beiing canon. Like is everything whitespace is diagetic? Even the floating labels above the stages? Not to mention Shadow's Tokyo excursion.
>>567231135I heard that Ian Flynn was brought up as a story consultant but the Prime staff ignored most of what he adviced (except for giving Amy the Gamma bird, weirdly enough).
>>567231187Kit is on topic.
>>567230610>>567230398see >>567225203A year after he said that IDW and Speed Sim were declared canon.
Be honest. Blade of Courage isn't even that good, you just have to pretend you like it because it's not IDW.
>>567231229Some vocaroo thinghttps://vocaroo.com/1VScGgor6T53
>>567231187Fuck off dragofag
>>567231007The difference I would say is Prime is so radically different in terms of everything from the setting, the character's relationship to the setting, the characterization even compared to IDW. With IDW, you can tell there is an attempt to align it with the games (even if it does a poor job). Prime just clearly wasn't even trying.But it is what it is.
>>567231462I think it's alright, but my experience with kodomo manga is limited. I read Samus and Joey, and a bit of the Pokemon manga, and Sonic's fall short imo.
>>567230826wait, they do have hands?
>>567231158nobody here gives a fuck about the canon of sonic nor should they, its a fucking messthe only time people on /sthg/ bring up canon at all is as a beating stick to try and act superior, it was a significant part of the "discussion" surrounding BoC before Sega confirmed it wasn't canon
>>567231565Pokemon manga? You mean Adventures? That manga is peak.
>>567231392>they largely ignored the annoying un-self-aware fat manwtf Prime was based?
>>567231462I'm not pretending to like it, I do enjoy it, but it also isn't anything mindblowing. Sonic fans are just having the bare minimum syndrome they usually have with the games that anything that's just above not bad is now amazing. The bare minimum is an in character sonic now. That's how low the bar is
I want to fuck her(inb4 off-topic but this is related to Sonic cause uuuuuh she hates chilli dogs [Sonic Reference!] and likes mustard dogs instead)
>>567231602Why did you think it had no hands. Retard how would it eat seeds and shit.
>>567231462That's just it. it's not that good, and yet it didn't feel like I had to squeeze enjoyment out of it because it's just Sonic doing Sonic things and being cool.
>>567231297Yeah but somehow, the staff are more competent than its contemporaries. Despite it being five years ago, the great trashfire of Crash Bandicoot is still a cautionary tale.And Bubsy well....https://xcancel.com/atari/status/2055332437794652231
>>567231494lol that was stupid. how did you know she was underage at that time?
>>567231651Good news, her VA is Blaze
>>567231462It's 6/10 or 5.It's not pretending IDW feels worse than mid, It had a decent'ish start but falls flat pretty hard and becomes what feels like anime fillar arcs.BoC is proudly mid with Sonic acting like Sonic which honestly goes to show nobody had high standards for what they wanted, it really is that easy to please these people, even more so when tey're dying of thrist.
>>567231493why is she a gazillion feet taller than himfatness doesnt do that
>>567231602ye
>>567231629>the only time people on /sthg/ bring up canon at all is as a beating stick to try and act superiorYou're the exact kind of person I am talking about.People bring up canon to make conversation coherent. Its comicfags that take it as being second class citizens for some weird reason.
>>567231494how are we sure this is her again
>>567231082I sound French
>>567231684my fuarkin waifu or something
Tails!>>567231565Kodomo stuff in general is just kinda boring for me. I liked Sonic X and Pokemon as a kid but I find it very difficult to go back now (which to be fair is ok because kids are the target demographic) I feel like western children's media is easier to go back to when you're older, like Cartoon Network shows. That said maybe my expectations were off mark since Shonen is also fot young boys. So maybe Kodomo is for VERY young children
>>567231773Nevermind i don't want to fuck her anymore
>>567231462BoC only gets two points, and that's having an in-character Sonic and humans in the background. I loathe human characters in protagonist spots but love them as villains, which is why the Knuckles show is only marginally better than BOC
>>567231864Duofag...
>>567231834literally nobody here talks about "the coherent timeline of sonic the hedgehog as a franchise"
>>567231462See >>567231647
If you guys weren't cowards you would post yourself saying something sonic related on vocaroo
>>567231696people always joke about how despite poor reception the sonic series refuses to die but honestly that applies far more to Bubsy. who the fuck keeps trying to resuscitate this IP?
>>567231239https://voca.ro/1f6tEpbdjswu
>>567231731because we know her age now and we're (hopefully) able to do simple arithmetic
>>567231731I'm not the one who accused her of being underaged, I only knew about one person who did Cream voicelines.>>567231848That's what I want to know.
>>567231954Canonicity isn't about "the timeline". It's about what is considered to be part of a given continuity.
>>567232014atari
>>567232014Bubsy will BE crosing over with Sonic.Bubsy WILL be Sonics new friend.Sonic & Bubsy represent the true power of believing in one self!
>>567232008Nice try AI-bro. I'm on to you
>>567231948he's Canadian so he'll probably sound like Terrance and Philip
>>567232042>
I am...posting it
>>567231954Bullshit. We have our own timeline to prove it.
my name is femanon.i demand to know what a penis is
>>567232042You sound like you should host a radio program dedicated to appreciating smooth jazz and makin' sweet love to ya woman.
>>567231948nah i'm not him
https://voca.ro/1ffST9fRjbkq
>>567232194>He's QuebecThat explains a lot
>>567231929MORE FOR ME!!!
>>567232341Holy kek
>>567232187That happened already.
>>567232372Dramatic-turn Big.
>>567232008I wonder if that one vocaroo guy's (from last year) computer and microphone are still broken?
>>567232267it's the thing that lets me pee standing up without having to pull my pants down a significant amountthis is what scientists call male privilege
>>567232497>>567232497>>567232497
>>567232008https://voca.ro/1kEv1ysM3FJH
>>567232267It's a modified leg on the crotch that is used to stab women, laying eggs into them to grow and hatch. Once you stab a woman and inject the eggs the woman is paralyzed so when they hatch they cat eat their way trough befire popping out of the woman's eyes and wriggling back into the earth there, their form matures.
>>567231783> Sonic which honestly goes to show nobody had high standards for what they wanted, it really is that easy to please these people,These people are larpers with nothing but an agenda against IDW. Take IDW out of the equation and these cretins wouldn't even bother reading it.
>>567231906Yeah, recently I rewatched some old Pokemon and Dinosaur King. That shit was cool for me as a kid, but as a grown man it is very boring. I wonder if the kids would like BOC animated.
>>567232650
>>567208358Based. Truly a modern greek philosopher.Never compromise your beliefs.
