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This thread will also be V
>>567267272
Anybody with end closers this CM winning? I'm 0/5 in two of my chammi runs
Hint: This puzzle does not feature Mayano Top Gun.https://jiggie.fun/uUCJUmhttps://jiggie.fun/uUCJUmhttps://jiggie.fun/uUCJUm
>>567267272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRRRtpOnBgA
>>567267434I only play jiggies with Maya umanko on display
No Mayano. No Top.
soon
*ai copis you*
>>567267383
>>567267523Mayano with no top? Sounds great to me!
A finals secured, thank you bancho
Hi guys.I watched a race live with you for the first time last two weeks ago, can you please put the link to the stream for the Victoria Mile?
>>567267530
>>567267530Sunday doesn't know what sex is.
>>567267583Nyo
>>567267371There must be something wrong with yours, medium S is a must their top speed to catch frontliners on the last straight
I'm going to start calling her MTG just to confuse people
>>567267583b01doghos on kick
>>567267567
>>567267371Are you playing an end not named goldship or digital?
>>567267523Just Gun
Maya gives me toppy
the buttons on the mobile version are too apart I can't play one-handed
>>567267560
>>567267592is this some kind of ascension into marvellousness
>>567267629That's probably what it is. Got the skills, got the stats, but no distance S>>567267754Using both actually
Estupenda Granddaughter of Cesario and Grand Granddaughter of Special Week wins the Yahiko Stakes
>>567267901No way you're getting gapped with daring strike umastan post umas.
>>567267790>two gunsNo uma should have this much power.
>>567267592what the hell, cute
>>567267848
>>567267875No, she is moving in.No need to get her a bed since she will be sharing yours.
I'm now imagining Taiki teaching Rice how to make Texas Toast.
My uma? Mayano Top GunYour uma? Goose City
Mayano stole me virginity...
>>567267951cute!
Also worth noting that the only one who won Victoria Mile twice in this list is Verxina as well iirc
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
It doesn't matter if you shimmy, shimmya, or shimmyah. It all leads back to MANT.
>>567268027>stoleThat looks pretty consentual to me
>>567267992so you're saying we both like age gap relationships
oonige wins yet again
>>567267708Thanks a lot
>>567268041tummy
>>567267930Here's the goldship for example. Unless I need more wit idk. Ignore the red skill. Nothing else dropped. Bottom 3 are Eager, Fighting spirit, and Radiant star. Didn't get spurt cuz it never dropped + I heard it wasn't good this track
>>567268063Can bourbon cause children to have epileptic seizures?
Did they really change the next gemini rerun supposedly to be long CM into mile because faggots complained in JP?
Victoria Mile is starting soonhttps://kick.com/b01doghossomeone please post the field and the favorites, all in on Embroidery.
>>567267979I miss aoharu, I might try it again with the welfare Rice
>body forced itself awake for no reasonguess I have to watch the Victoria Mile
>>567268220Nishino Ti Amo got this
>>567268192Not sure how this can't win it's not perfect but shouldnt be enough to stop a gold ship. Must be unlucky matchups
>>567268204Only robot children since she is so bad with machines
>>567267331I will be doing V on camera
>>567268127Trust me, there was nothing consensual about it...
GO LEMEME
>>567268220cam on erika express
Tagano Mist wins the Ritto StakesVictoria Mille in 12 mins
>>5672681924 of those skills are straight up useless and 1 is an OK gamble skill. Seems you got screwed on skill hints given the double circles.
I lowkey don't wanna play mant ever again
>>567268192A bit low on midraces and got some useless skills to my liking but this ain't that bad, maybe you're just unlucky
>>567268220Les go Erika!Win da race Yutaka!
Even the Kentucky Derby doesn't go this far lmao
>>567268494that's fucking awesome actually
>>567268413>when she points to me in her win pose
>>567268220Cumiesyak is gonna flip out like last time and hard job. I'm on the Erika Express for this one.
>>567268494victoria mile is a larper race same with qe2
>>567268220MA PU CE
>>567268364Dober would say this
HOLY SHIT
LET'S GO SPEKIDS!
Victoria Mile is Starting!
I love these heisei era intros
These get better each new one I watch
Keiba cringe time
>>567268220Jocelyn isn't the fattest, but I will place my faith in her
get posts not getting enough (You)'s nowadays huh?
>>567268192Med S is pretty important. This is the longest non-long track in the game and everyone has reliable accel. With MPB and Redshift you're top speed for 650 meters, as much as arima with MPB and Spurt.
ERIKAAAAA LETS GO
LEMEME WONNERED BIGLY
not even close
EMBROIIIIDERYYYY
Nishino Ti Amo gassed out
Embroidery wins Victoria Mile!
GOD DAMN IT LEMAIRE
Nishino ti odio
lul what she really spurted late but still won.
>>567268259Well, good call
Lememe decided to stop jobbing for once
Jocelyn...
>NTR's chain didn't even start>Couldn't get my 3rd green>Need to rely on focus and early leadFeels bad man
awful gate for Nishino ti amo's race, clock it
>>567269113>Lememe when on stallions Meh I’ll just job a little, as a treat>Lememe when on mares IKUYOOOOOOOO
DAIWA CLAN WINS AGAIN
>>567269072Fucking Sundayman inbreed abomination
>>567268223Only Taurus, Sagittarius and.Capricorn are the same
>>567269167parents and deck? also why no concentration
AIIIEE WHO GOT THIRD
If the juvenille fillies were allowed to participate this wouldn't have happened.
>know I won't make it to A because all my umas are ass, not even speed capped and med S>"I will jack off to the uma that wins me to B finals">>it's the last minute goldship with 1152 speed and no med SWhat the fuck
Do they sing ms victoria now?
>>567269213His aiba is a mare, after all. I can see why he's biased
>>567269231the 3x4 inbreed is actually very desirable it is close enough to get the traits you want but not enough to cause problems
CROIX DU NORDL O V E
When the horses walk down that long hallway or to and from the paddocks do you expect them not to poop on the way through
>>567269282This is an RNG game.
>>567269286looks like shit where's the encoding autist when you need xim
>>567269072Daiwa Major and Kurofune (Perry Steam in BoaNE) when?
>>567269329I expect them not to poop ever. They are professionals. They should have given that up during training.
How much did he win
>>567269072>There was a horse named Mitterand foaled in 1981
>>567269271KitaNTRYeppers (Guts)FMFukuMS (Wit)17 * Pow ParentsI took speed eater / restart over concentration. I think focus is enough.
Thank you umadacchis for not jacking off to all of the fillies and mares on screen
>>567269394He's doing it again?
YOSHIKUYOOOOOO!Round 2 is fucking awful. I went 5/5 multiple times in round 1.
>>567269431>>567269167Restart does nothing you're pretty much done accelerating 5s into the race
>>567269391How can you love horses if you don't let them poop
>>567269072>Admire Mars and Daiwa Major>Kurofune>Agnes TachyonThat pedigree is almost like a miler coded
>>567269431focus does nothing though, either concentration or don't take it
>>567269457Devil...
How many times have you won Arima Kinen, anon?
>>567269394Not a lot because Lemaire's odds were 1.7
>>567269475I am running 2 front runners and I find restart sometimes works>>567269573Focus is my trigger for gw since I can't find a 3rd green.
Round 2 was a lot tougher than Round 1.Went 37/40 in Round 1Went 13/20 in Round 2 already
>>567269598>and I find restart sometimes worksyou are seeing it activate but if you look at the skill or race data you'll see it activates after 5 seconds.Frontrunners with TTL+GW are nearly done accelerating by then.
>>567269576Who's asking?
>>567269347If this doesn't work mb
>>567269576Getting there
>>567269282
Too bad we'll never see the Embroidery vs Kamunyak rivalry in uma because of Kaneko
>>567269695Ah didn't know that. I'll keep that in mind next time. Will continue to do aces run because I want FCM which I missed.
>>567269386cgi mare....
Summer has come and passedThe umadacchis can never lastWake me up when Trackblazer ends
>>567269337>>567269718WHAT IS SHE DOINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI MIGHT LAND INTO A FINALS BY ACCIDENT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Seiun triggered Angling with max speed and med S, and more than enough stam>my fronts still ran her downI guess redshift + straight skills + Suzuka with hesitant front/tether actually mattered
>>567269864You WILL get your bronzeand you WILL have sex with golshi
>>567269457It's the opposite of shitter hours right now. I literally just got owned by someone In Eden. Fuck my life.
>>567269935Does Gold Ship even care about sex?
>>567269919Reminder that one anon said Redshift is overrated on fronts
>>567267242Moglie mentioned
>>567269072uhhh TachyGODS we win again
do the horses even know they won a race
>>567270191Horse don't know they won.But they know they did something good.Kinda like dogs.
>>567270191Doto knows...
>>567270191They know when they've eaten major shit.
>>567270191Equinox is known to be an exceptionally smart horse and would perk up his ears once he knows he'd pass the goal line and win the racehttps://x.com/NakayamaFesuta1/status/1960580727973797958
>>567270191they feed on the emotions of humans like vampires
>>567270290>mfw silver sonic
>>567270191There's that story about Symboli Rudolf getting fucking pissed he lost the Japan Cup
>>567270351she
Supervisor son of Rulership and Grandson of Air Groove wins the last allowance race in Niigata
>>567270337this uma eats burgers for breakfast and scratches her ass in public
>>567270430Kinda hot...
>>567269475Restart and Opening Gambit aren't about countering startup acceleration. They're about dulling skill activation. Every velocity skill requires your uma to accelerate up to their new target speed. Restart makes them take longer. It's not a great skill, but it can help with mile maven or top runner or anything else that randomly hits earlyNow Battle Formation, that's a fucker and a half. You know it's good because they never give it to another uma. Only festival city gets it. If you combine Battle Formation with Restart you can reduce the leader's acceleration by .4. 1200 power is only .46 btw. under those conditions, a white skill would take 3 seconds to reach new speed cap. A gold skill 7 seconds. With those two you can completely neuter 1st place and give your frontrunner an easy job reclaiming the lead.
mister cheese burger
>>567270430What's wrong with burgers for breakfast?
>>567270454
>>567270430This information only makes my desire to field a Katsuragi Ace / CB / Rudolf team even stronger
going to sleep can i get a good night kiss?
>check stats>they're all 1.2k/1k/1.2k/600/1.2kNevermind the speed power and staminaHow the hell did they get 1.2k wit with dia and golship with a single card, they were using a single dober SSR ffs, the parents don't even have wit sparks
so when does the game become unsolved again
>>567270529just get lucky
I just had two whole potato tortillas Spain style with lots of chorizo, onion, bacon, and garlicAnd I downed it all with an IPA, but I'm still hungry
I only date umas that eat cheese burgers for breakfast
>>567270529Luck is skill
>>567270458Very cool but have you tried playing to win instead of theory crafting how to counter the winner of the early race's gold velocity skills by using an acceleration penalty with a 3s duration?
>>567270605>IPAYou're better than that
>>567270524
>>567270656have sex
>>567270582>>567270619FUCK YOU FUKU
>>567270529Since they're only UG0 with those stats, they probably just pressed wit a lot instead of actually racing>t. someone who trains for UG2/3 aces
>>567270687No need for that when I already raped another moments ago.
>>567270724buhi
>>567270191they know (you) know what a race is
She only has one win and a lot of 3rds
>>567270739tell me about the girl on the top left, why is she dancing
Vip Genie wins the last allowance race in Kyoto
>>567270661It was the only thing I had at hand everything is closed at this hour, and I am not going to the gas station
If your low roll isn't SS and your highroll isn't UGYou are unironically dogshit at uma, or better yet, you're actually retarded and don't have the capacity to make basic logical decisions
>>567270829OC probs
>>567270893show titles
UG0 to 3 is f2p tier nyes
>>567270857I'll allow it
*coughs blood*My mile S...
>>567270918not showing you my titties incel
wahey
My career just fell apart but I will finish it anyway.
not gonna liebored of cms by now
>caring about rating slopThat's how I know you're shit at the game.
>>567271065danchou thanks you for your service
>>567270893And I'm fine with that.>>567270993I'm not fine with this.
Divided between starting aces or to keep trying for better parents.
>>567271065Shiraoki-sama will bless you with good fortune
>>567267371My placeholder tama that i couldnt replace in time works just fine
>>567271141post what parents you got
>>567271065If I wasted more than 3 clocks I've started finishing my career even if it's bricked. Got a couple decent parents out of doing it
I'm so burned out even Unity seems to take too long to finish now
i'm going to sand bag to b group from now on as soon as i get 2 wins i hit retire fuck A
>>567267371cap speed, medium s, dober and one non gold recovery should do the trickDid you get all of these or nah?
>>567271243ogwo can't be sexy
>>567271243oguri can't be se-GAWD DAMN
>>567271243holy YUCKOLA i'm gonna puke
is umamusume bad because it is actually not rng enough?
>>567271180This one. Borrowed Nishinos have better blues but worse grands and whites.
>>567271425Unity was RNG heavy and it was hell.
>>567271243she will never be sexy no matter how hard you try
umamusume racing is actually bad because it is not rng enough
Anyone wants to do a few CM14 rooms?
>>567271339BOY
>CM14 roomsdudethere will be no CM14EOS is around the corner
>>567271503I'll join if you host
>>567271503I was falling asleep watching a youtube video watching umas race sounds more entertaining
>>567271580they should just put global out of its misery already
>>567271682is that good or bad
>>567271682>>567271702>went from 60k to nearing sub 30k because of MANTgrim
>lil gup brings runaway suzuka>but no fronts on his teamnigga just gave me a win for free thx i guess
Digitan LOVE
Are there any more V that I should know about
>>567271614Let's do one room949001049490010494900104
>>567270343imagine if what he did actually killed him
Rafale wins the BS Eleven Sho last race for today in Tokyo
>>567271424I do this
Who won Ms. Victoria Mile
>>567271908sundayman...
>>567271848Wake the fuck up samurai
Marche Lorraine's sweat soaked BC Distaff winning silk sold for 1 million yenhttps://x.com/i/status/2055896515726717267
>>567271908Dance in the Dark is a badass name
>>567271503I barely finished my CM13 umas.
>>567271948V won it
>>567267371You kinda need Daring Strike from Wit CB to play End Closer now. Or else you'll end up like those Gold Ship and Taishin, blocked during spurt
>love gigantic comical tits>70% of the images that fit my size criteria nowIt's starting to get harder and harder to tell...
>>567271859Front runners managed to hold off the end closers this time. Good race.
How about we stop talking about V
All races for today are done, thanks for the keiba anons and anons for watching, if your favorite horse(s) won congrats, if they didn't may next time go betterCongrats to Embroidery, Japanese Oaks next week unless I'm mistaken
LMAOOOOOO Reddit kneels to Princess Power
>>567272245Kawakami is reddit too
I made $200 betting on Embroidery
>>567271994Dance in The Dark, Dance in The Mood, Dance Partner is The OG V sisters>2 mares that excel in miles>1 stallion stayerThere's also Stayers Stakes winning eldest bro Air Dublin who don't feel like dancing
>>567272245but redditkami princess... those are YOUR reddits...
>>567270857waiter, I would like to order some Mirako propaganda
ohnononono
>>567272294Congrats anon
You VHe She Me VVmbology
>>567272294buy an ad for /uma/ now
>>567272329What is diddyblud doing
>>567271750I'm still playing, just taking it more casual.It's a chore, even if I like the little stories that pop up I wanted to see more of my trainee.
>2/5>0/5>0/5>1/5I hate group A smLiterally everyone is using double debuffers
>>567272114Embroidery aint a 3 year old, she cant do the Oaks. Probably QE2 or Takazuka Kinen.
>>567272396He got hacked
>>567272294Do you bet on JRA or third party site? If it's the former please tell me how
>>567272437I feel like Takarazuka Kinen would be too close by now but if she was entered it would be really fucking ridiculous
>>567272453I would feel badly for him if he weren't fat
>>567272414>B groupcomfy oshi picks and variety of solidly built umas>A groupsoulless metaslop
>>567272329>>567272453>OH NYOOOO I GOT HACKED!!!! LET'S STREAM AND TALK ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
>>567272501isn't Tabaru jobbing recently
>>5672725012200m Takarazuka Kinen is not Embroidery's distance. That's Kamunyak's territory. I think she will go to Yasuda Kinen and become the next Songline.
>>567272283No...... when did it happen?
>>567272501Come on Tabaru score some wins.I also like Mile and Dream but I really want to see Tabaru win.
>>567272597just nowbecause I HATE her
>>567271987>they are selling uma used outfitsermmmmm will this be in the game too?
>>567272572Meishou Tabaru, like his dad, is Hanshin monster. He only barely lost in Osaka Hai to Croix du Snore. And that was his only Hanshin lost.
>>567272572Tabaru's unique best works on medium distance tracks where the final spurt starts in the middle of corner 3
>>567272597>when did King Reddits kid become a Reddit uma?
>>567272501about time dream showed up
>>567272317
>>567272597>>567272660I was gonna run Kawakami and Dober for Cancer II because i thought it was 2200m Kyoto (QEII Cup) but it was actually 2200m Hanshin which just makes it another Takarazuka and now im sad
>>567272660You hate everything, fuckass, you even hate yourself
7L
Meisho Doto (top) and Meto (bottom)
TABARU WILL WIN THE DAHBY KINEN AND FINISH THE STORY FOR DADDEH
>>567271514NSFWhttps://files.catbox.moe/e513cp.mp4
>>567272878hehe cute Doto
>>567272501People still care about Kwab du Fraud after that pathetic display in france? Why are they treating it like a top horse lmao
>>567267830handlet...
>>567272885
lots of UGs this time around
>>567272878HE'S TURNING INTO AN ALPACA
dober loves cock btw
>>567272112Post taishin
>>567272878
>>567272660Uncanny. The 3rd place in that race was Dober.
>>567272878He's skin and bones...
>>567272946yeah, mine
>>567272660Dober, stop hating on everything
viability of running under an hour before jp midnight or the final hour before cm reset? panic runners?
>>567272916He might win the Spring Triple CrownNo horse IRL has ever actually won that threepeat
>>567273027deck?
>>567273021Bright wouldn't say this
>>567272916Kitasan Black never raced overseas thats why.
>>567271994
>>567273021GET AWAY FROM ME, EVIL HORSE
>>567272973>>567273059Wrong oneMy badGuts build
>>567272660Dober hates everything BUT cocks
Be honest chances of global EOS?
Watching sumo and there are Uma ads for a contest to get 24k gold coins made up of Stay Gold family members
>>567273083Don't quote me, zoomer
>>5672730592 spd2 guts2 witFukuKitaMS (Wit)FMHara UraraBamboo Memory
>>567273191777%
Anyone wanna ERP?
>>567273191depends if ebayan wins the BCC again this year
The horses in question were Satono Soltas and Miraihe no Tsubasa
I'm so lonely bros, uma musume
>>567272786Have you ever played the career mode in Uma Musume: Pretty Derby?Did you notice when the Queen Elizabeth Cup is held in the career? It's in November. What is the current date? Are we anywhere near November?
>>567272294I made $18,000 so far this year betting on the stock market (F2P btw)
>>567273025I did my cancer XOguri double dom team 30 minutes before it went into final "matchmaking" for Aries. In two tickets, I qualified one time with one ticket and went 0-5 on the other can't really use that to prove anything, all I can say is just b urself.
>>567273191globul still makes 3-5m usd with hand-me-downs content so we're far far away from eoslike that's BA s revenue atm
>>567273404the Mejiros strike again...
Failing to reach A Finals by a nose feels crushing. There's still another day but it's not looking good bwos... idiots running debuffers just help the whales win why people do that...
>>567273191If Shadowverse EN get to life until JP EOS then. They're never EOSing this shit. Even if no one play the game anymore Uma Musume cultural impact is still too big and that's enough for a mixed media franchise to exist. They can always make new animes which BDs are guaranteed to top seasonal charts whenever they need money from other sources.
>>567273457V...
>>567273370The first time we had Takarazuka Kinen CM it was October
>>567272885that was someone's son, not cool!
Mejiro Bright just tried to assault me in my sleep
Why is there so much ESL here now, not complaining just curious.
>>567273485I bet V is gonna cry hard if he won't get to finals with how smug he was in round 1
0 naties in group A like usual
>>567273538Look at the time gwochacho
>>567273538que
>>567273538latinx from SA have uma for some reason as a post-DBZ anime craze replacement
OISUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>567273579Had a cheer Nattie steal my A finals qualification win...
do you guys ever stop talking about him?
>>567273538Fallout from the fall of /v/ma. I assume some people just stayed here instead of going to their new home in /vm/.
>>567273639forget xoguri 2 dom, triple dominator hybrid is even more fucked
>>567273191They're making way too much money to kill global
>>567273538im from sea LAH
finally got something good just in time for group a finals
>>567273652all umas should wear stirrups
>>567273084You can't run and you can't hide
>>567273638post your stinky neicha
>>567273739kys
why is round 2 so HARD? i had a 60% win rate day 1 just to go 1/5 4 times
>>567272414I'm taking a break from oshi racing and making parents for them and cause I dont have a lot of time rn, made an absolutely soulless team around golshi.All 4/4, first try group A finals, first run on all my uma except for golshi which took 2 runs. It's not only fucking easy its so stupid how hard it is for everyone else to win. My predicted win rates are avg 80-90% on hakuraku. What the fuck, man.
>>567273750AAAAIIIIEEEEEEE WHY IS SHE SMILING AT ME LIKE THAT
post something sleepy
>>567273665V...
>>567273538The americans are busy attending Santa Anita, all that left is southeast asians and some latinos.Also it's Victoria Mile day, some posts are probably not by /uma/ regulars they just want a place to discuss about horses
>>567273710Good morning Sweepybro
>>567273806
>>567273469>EN? Shadoba has a single server for JP and EN unlike uma. Nice cope tho, globalkeks
>>567273763I'm the retard playing frontshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=AD5KsWOilJl_1jyCxOU8JbLy
>>567273858I HATE YOU
>>567273837Shut the fuck up V
>>567273579I went from 45% survival rate day2 to 75% day3
>>567273859
>>567273837Yeah okay V. It's fucking 4 AM in America
danchud please don't kick me i started doing curren ace runs for gemini and my daily fans count literally fell by 50% pls understand
The Strongest
>>567273973
>>567274042nobody cares V
>>567274051Oh cool a second one
>>567273837I think you're delusional V. We have umamusume threads in various places and an /sp/ thread
>>567273930
>>567274015Curren posters need rape correction
Bright wouldnt babytrap me, right?
>>567274120TASUKETE TAMASENPAI
How do you even reach 1,200 in three statsSure, I could easily reach 1,200 in speed then grab some sparks to push 1,200 powerHow the hell do you get 1,200 in wit with plenty of stamina and gutsJust get lucky? That sounds dogshit
>>567273792I haven't seen golshi winning like AT ALL this CM. I don't know what it is, but few people are running her and she doesn't win. >>567273791yeah today was genuinely fucked. I only got enough wins to qualify for A finals in one of my four tickets today. That's insane. My Digitan has a 42% winrate but my other aces cant win to save their lives and the competition is ridiculous.
>>567274238>Just get lucky? That sounds dogshitYes.
>>567274238If you use 9 blue parents it's easy, even more so if you're also using scenario sparks.
>>567274238Just get your luck to maximum and Shiraoki-sama will provide
>>567274238use TE merchants, max power sparks, enjoy.
>>567274186Of course not. Regardless, she has Maki-chan and does not need a baby at this time.
>>567274186Unnecessary, the Mejiros could just buy you
>>567274103We got>/uma/Heart of uma discussion in 4chan>/v/ma (aka /vm/a) Basically a 2nd comfier general with a different population but still very active>/vmg/a3rd general but also super slow and extremely casual>/umaJP/Center of JP discussion and keiba>um/a/Anime and franchise discussion>/horse/Real life horse racing, colonized by umaposters.Could we unironically sustain a low level board if we all combined?
>>567274373Good...
>>567274238Fuku with any speed card can make you reach max speedIt's better than KitasanIdk why people fell for the gaslight that kitasan is viable in trackblazernot sure if fuku will viable in grand live though
What about Rice Shower guts SR, is that any good in Trackblazer
>>567274639I don't think we have a rice guts SR
What about the Agnes group card
>>567274256Trust me, I've seen it too so I know what you're talking about. They just don't know how to build, but its not suprising cause most people still don't understand the game's skills and how stats work and everything. Can't blame them either, there's a lot to read, remember, process, try, test, etc. I've done a lot of that and all of that a while ago just through oshi gaming so I don't need to think hard about it anymore and I know the best way to utilize all the resources I have. But it is 100% soulless, definitely.
>>567274238Focus on your 18* blue sparks based on your uma growth, for example if she don't have power growth then 18 power sparks. You only have to click speed to get 2 of your stat cap. During summer if you feel like you have a good speed that point that's when you click other shit, like power for example. For the 3rd stat you bring 3 wit card click speed-wit interchangeably, ta-da 3 capped stats
>>567274238You don't need 9 blues, I rarely even borrow a 9 blue parent these days, and no way in hell I have a usable 9* blue parent of my own. My parents have 1* wit and guts sparks because they rolled decent whites and distance 2*.The point is you use the secret forbidden technique only usable by top 1% of humans: somewhat follow the instructions given (perfectly following instructions is top 0.01% humans skill). It's a race bonus scenario. Get race bonus and race a lot. No, don't do that other retarded shit. Get race bonus. Your stats are around 600-800 with 0% growth and 0 support cards. 800+ is cards, used mostly only in summer training. And inspiration. Do a few careers to get a feel of where your stats will end up, then adjust your deck when you're overkilling a stat. The most common mistake is speed overkill, but I've had power bloat too. Parent stats still matter, but they're less important than in unity and ura, due to mantblazer stat bloat on every stat.
>>567274805my friend jobbed hard day 1. I told him ends should be just as strong as they were the first taurus. He pumped out this fucker and went 60% WR on her day 2. idk the rest of his team tho
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE V GET OUT OF MY HEAD
>>567274886Agreed, if you are a front main, no one has a fuckin 9 star blue power parent with all the relevant whites needed and pinks. Blues are the least important
Still in Sandwich
>>567274397We also have one in /h/
How can you tell what V post is and what isn't?Do we have a set of rules or code to follow?
>>567274397>>567275141There's a /c/ thread too
>>567272414Don't worry dotofriend if you don't make it into A tomorrow I'll give you a smooch
>>567275141Rice is so sexy
how many hours until wedding curren banenr goes live?i quit way back then but i liked curren's story and i'm willing to come back to play casually. no MLB card sweating since that burnt me out
>First medium S in *nine* inspirations going off 15 medium stars>750 speed after Senior Summeri feel so sad
>>567275127
>>5672753271 day 13 hours until your teenaged fluid druid's banner.
>>5672742382 speed 2 wit, the other 2 are flexiblereach 50 reach race bonus, higher than 50 is a very welcome advantage have mile A, then race lot2 things decide your shit, books in shop and summer, nothing else quite literally mattersmeaning the real items tier is books(scrolls)=energy/charm>60%megaphone+weights>>>>everything elsefor parents, grab the one with appropriate pink and have a shitton skills for the style or target distance, blue barely mattersrace race race race racefree turn? rest>b-but training!!you have charms or energy to ensure that you won't fail? no? rest, stop being retardedif you lose races, abandonif your shops are shit, abandonif your summer 1 is shit, abandondon't waste time. the run is already shit, QUITthat's how people get burnt out then complain wasting hrs on an evidently already doomed run
>>567275327Do you have 30k?
>>56727532736+1 hours, but in 12+1 hours, the main account should be doing the previews of the new banners so when it gets posted here, gaslights can ensue on whether pulling is a brick or not.
is it time?
das a lot of words
>>567275648I eagerly await the Curren Rice funposting
>>567275621Hammers???
I'm such a man-slut, everybody at tracen already knows I have like 20 trainees at the same time
>>567275648hooooly ear mogged
what if I have 45% race bonus?
>>567275953get's effectively rounded down to 40 which stinks
>>567275671yes it's timerelease the orang
>>567275814I'll enjoy it even as I attempt to bar any Curren posting to my last breath.
>>567275953About -1 stat gain for every race win
>>567275671Fuck off
>>567275648Curren's stare is scary
>>567274886>>567275621but /uma/ said it's okay to avoid some races
>>567275992Oh nyo...
>>567275948
>>567276057you can't be serious are you going to suck cock if /uma/ tells you to?
you should suck cock
>>567276035That's the look she gives when she inevitably comes to you as a spook, there is no escape from the mark
>>567276057Crown races are almost non negotiable G1 races can be skipped if there is a +70 stat training (without boosts)G2/G3 races can be skipped if there is a +40 stats training (without boosts)But you may want to do races anyway if>there is something you really need from the shop>summer/a shop refresh is incoming
>>567276108
>>567276314Word gets around with her friends.
>>567276248I'd honestly prefer that she'd spook me so that I wouldn't have to farm her stars.
>>567276370cute umamusumes and the stupid whore Rice
>>567276257Skip Tenno Sho spring.It is a bait race for CM14 unless you end up with 500 stamina by senior year april
>>567276035>Curren
febreze is starting to not work to mask the stench of the growing bag of garbage I haven't taken out in weeksnot my fault there's no room in the dumpster since whoever's job it is to take it out hasn't beenuma for this feel?
>>567275313i'll gouge your fucking eyes out bent freak
Is it safe to queue right now?
WHERE ARE THE 200 CLOCKS???
>>567275397What's the human equivalent of molesting an uma's ears?
>>567275671fusu
IMPORTANT!!!!!
>>567276917maybe if that faggot wasn't avatarfagging and being obnoxious people wouldn't associate these umas with him ever thought about that?
>>567276850the Still fusu is so cute
>>567276994it is true. we need more of her
>>567273878your suzuka is too strong
>>567276794Rape
cuties
>>567277082Not a runaway
>>567276605sex with mares
Which Curren is the safer one?
>>567276917The schizo didn't like this one
>>567276964>>567277229
>>567276917HE SHE ME V
>>567275641no but i think new accounts give out that much carats anyways
you're trying too hard
everyone is the schizo and everyone is Vthat is why the general is so gay because they're both secretly gay for each other
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>>567276370Cute donkey musume ears
>>567276917hey
>>567277186damn this motherfucking ugly bitch SUCKS at playing the basshttps://youtu.be/ypBwwEDCE2k
>>567277130Yes. Good things happen to those who patiently wait…
>>567276917out of everything it's a spongebob meme?
He only avatarfags with NTR thoHow did these other umas even get involved?Because he likes them on the side?Is that enough for the schizo to think anyone posting them is V?
>>567277514I need to sniff Orfe's tits
>>567277439Chrono!!! Smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch
anything is enough to get a schizo to think about stuff
>>567277550No, he avatarfags with Digitan and Ayabe tooOr posts these retarded Natie/Bakushin pics while calling out some imaginary schizo
>>567277153Ugly as fuck
>>567277550>s that enough for the schizoHe loves him what do you think
schizo misses the joke once again wat a retard
PLEASE
>>567277598Did you meant to reply to an NTR post?
>>567277514Orfe is so ugly
>>567277592MEDS
>>567277550Pretty sure the only one keeping tabs on him is his tsundere schizo.
>>567277665take that back you bitch
>>567277643THANK YOU BOBO MY BELOVED
>>567277528We love Spongebob around here
>>567277768ningen women... are sexy..?
>Gets everything you want but lowrollsI hate this.
>>567277768
>>567276794
>>567277737Nyoooooooooo~<3(˘3˘)
>>567277798>hagfag is a SpongeBob fanboyKill yourself
V here, can you guys stop talking about me? It gives me anxiety
>>567277827
>>567277798Answer this, who was flicking the lights?
schizo is now raging at maru posts, must have been beaten by dad again
>>567277950Aoi does NOT look like this.
>>567277665shit taste like yours should be punishable
>Dober hits pump + ult>walks backwards because blocked
>>567277950Umas can't compete
>>567277885Bari love! Orfe hate!
>>567278024
>>567277950Aoi is misinterpreting our friendship as something more, it tends to happen when you have your first friend of the opposite sex.
>>567278002He has been lashing out at anyone who appears to favor V even if they are just laughing at the situation and not siding with anyone
>>567278092>he didn’t get NSM your fault desu
I want to train Meek
>>567278163
That was supposed to be mile...
>>567278112>>567278163Cuckquean
>>567277885
>>567278165What causes someone to do that nonstop for approximately 9 hours straight during weekends
I WANT TO FUCK NINGEN WOMEN
its meim the mayaschizo
>>567278258Orfe just don't give a shit, I like how she also tries to steal Durandal's trainer
>>567278004
Any way to search on chrono only for parents who've done the tiara tour instead of the crown tour? For affinitymaxxing while parent grinding.
>>567278312you're my favourite combo breaker when people starts talking about schizos
>>567278338BEHIND YOU!
>>567278393Yeah you use uma.moe instead
I've posted this image several times and i only just now understand it. Heh. Clever joke.
>>567278365the uggo Brian fights with these children btw
>>567278393Upgrade to the better site anondacchihttps://uma.moe/inheritance
>>567278258>who are you?Damn.
Zapping posts is so much fun
Orfevre...........I hate you
>>567277985Nosferatu!
>>567244192
>>567278419There doesn't seem to be a way to sort by white count on main legacy only?
>>567278568i still don't get that scene...
>>567278569I want to lick her tummy
the twin turbo producer incident
But she's a horse not a gorilla...
>>567278420What's the joke? Rice gets doc'd by Piccolo?
>>567278804true, horses are beautiful but Kawakami is as ugly as a gorilla
>>567278804
>>567277528How about the simpsons
mant is turning this place into a schizo wreck
>>567278951Add club names to this and it's perfect
>>567278258Umamusume was always pretty PG with the rivalries. Like every time an Uma beats another Uma and crushes their hopes and dreams, they always go "That was a good race! I hope we'll race again in the future. I'll beat you for sure next time! :)"So it was refreshing that Shion comes swinging with how much she loathes Orfevre
Sometimes this fucking shitty scenario doesn't want you to win shit despite finishing a career with the same uma undefeated and without wasting clocks multiple times. God I hope the motherfucker who came up with MANT gets fucked in the ass by a real horse.
>>567278998NTRfaggot wasn't that loud during aoharu
>>567278951howd you make this so fast
>>567278812Gohan = Rice
>>567279112oh....
>>567279109wow did someone in the blinding fast timespan of half an hour copy and paste a few images in gimpfuck off
>>567278653Hey anon. Do you know what's funnier than 24?
>>567279165Ikr? It's so obvious once it's laid bare.
>>567279181uh oh melty
UUUU
>>56727922667?
>>567279226MY MOM
>>56727922625!
>>567279069bari your ears...
>>56727922669
frontsisses on suicide watch
>>567278393>>567278419 >>567278442uppity honse.moefags are gangpressing innocent umadachis >>567278393use either site add (or load) your own parent and the websites will calculate affinity to show you whoever's highest unless you need them to make parents in which case you're going to suffer
Mayano is literally too slutty.
>>567279459sasuga that's my kaichou
7 and the brother wars end
She looks like a proud exhibitionist and it's hot.
No mile S and Vigor skill but this is still very good right?
Made it to group A finals. Can you guys congratulate me
>>567279608>boyuma>whoreFuck off
>>567279619can this even survive
>>567279226V?
>>567279630Congratulations anon, I'm proud of you and I'm happy that your hard work has finally paid off.
>>567279619I want to see your gasoutmaxxing boohee deck please
>>567279619If it hits it skills yes, all Taishin needs is daring strike and her own kit. Go test in rooms.
>>567279607>brotherSchizos and Avatarfags are no brothers of mine dumb fukufag
>>567278365Who gave the kids red bull?
nice hours seababs
this place is a nuthouse
>>567279686umalator shows it survives with 60+ hp left>>567279741Here you go>>567279782I will once I got a full team. I just started with this one.
>>567279885>>567279934Fujicucks deserve the blame.
der schweinebraten aus der kloschüssel schmeckt herrlich würzig
>>567279821Fool that you are, for you fail to grasp true kinship is ultimately based on who you spend time with in your free time. Will you raise up your brothers, or will you perish like a dog?
>>567279950Keep trying till Mile S or Bamboo memory hits
>>567279619Looks good, but missing Vigor hurts. I'd start making your other aces and coming back to Taishin if you still have enough time
>>567279630you want a kiss or something
umamusume: pretty derby is an electronic entertainment product that exists
Shrewd Step any good?
>>567279619Nice sprinter bro
>>567279619I don’t think this will survive. I thought the desired stats are 1200/600/1200/600/1100+
>>567280243It's a delayed groundwork for paces that doesn't work if you're on gate 1
>>567280243shrewd step on me
>>567280261It survives. Stamina + Guts = 1100 is the minimum.
>>5672802611200/600/1200/1000/1100*
>Only yuri horses in the horizonWhy even play?
>>567280306so uhhh is that a yes>>567280330I got the hint from Curren
Honestly I like V because he makes the schizo seetheSo I'm fine putting up with his avatarfagging he can do it
>>567280261>I thought the desired stats are 1200/600/1200/600/1100+That's for speed bonus. A gutsmaxxed uma survives at 301 stam
f2p bros are you feeling like the competition kept getting harsherpast 2 CMs have been nasty for me. I think it's because I haven't rolled any cards for so long
>>567280113Yes, but don't use too much tongue please.
A MAN TRIED NOT USING DEBUFFERS DURING THE TOKYO DERBY. HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS HAIRLINE'UD' IS A 30 YEAR OLD TRAINER PRESENTING TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM, WITH NORWOOD 5
>>567280413yeah pre-MANT I was able to get plats even before I had my own ksb, now I can barely make it to A finals
>>567280383Yes.
>>567280379Literal the perfect time to save all your carats before and after Summer Goldship banner.
Good morning bros>>567280413It will get worse after grand master scenario. It becomes necessary to have scenario cards at MLB to stay competitive.
>>567280480out of my 60 races I have seen a debuffer do something/make a difference a single time
>>567280560you neighas said Riko was mandatory too but I got plats even without R Riko
>>567280560Good morning, hag bwo.
>>567280383yes especially if you have uma stan
>>567280413the buhis keep getting fatter and the casuals keep leavingthis cm is somehow worse than the oguri cm, the lobbies i'm facing are ridiculous
