>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/evercold/https://youtu.be/Dk3rfUC80DE?si=0CvBpLyZNnWJXuzL >Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.5 (April 28th) Preview Sitehttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/patch_7_5/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• May 20th, 6:00 PM PST | Dynamis, Halicarnassus, Shirogane W24 P60 | Spooky Club Takeover: The Crow and other stuff >>567243096 • May 23rd, 7:00 PM EST | Golem, Dynamis, Old Sharlayan ( 15.1 , 9.4 ) - Monthly Elezen Meetup >>566292915• May 23rd, 7:30 PM EST | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Project Hail Mary (2026) & Iron Lung (2026) >>566567540• May 24th, 1:00 PM EST | Mateus, Goblet W22 P19 | John Wick Saga >>567000523Previous:>>567294332
>>567308818no one unironically likes male characters
>>567308818Who is this nyagga on the right?
>>567308939My fiddie does, but only platonically.
I'm tired, boss
my fiera is like this
Tell us your threadcrush
>>567309001I thought there was doo doo feces coming out of her ass before realizing it was a catgirl
Putting yourself in the OP is cringe and gay.
>I wanna have you lay back, and service you with my mouth. My mouth is soo greedy for cock, and yours looks so good. I want to taste how salty is it, smell your musk while I do. then crawl on top of you and plop myself right on to you. And I'd hope you'd touch me with your hands..run them up my legs, grab my hips.. thrust up into me. I wanna bounce and grind and make myself cum on your dick..and feel all the spasms squeeze around you
>>567309014None of you are worth crushing on.
>>567309014shes blue
>>567308818https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGxj2iHAtzEThread theme
>>567309004I wish futas stuck to suncats instead of infesting firea
>>567309014you, anon :)
Why is it whenever its a miqote and its contrarian or it has weird views that are retarded for the sakes of being retarded its always a keeper of the moon?like do they build them tards in a factory? its not even silly retardedness its that annoying retardness. and why do they end up being politically minded most of the time? they are almost as bad as male elezen with it.
My malezen has never really considered it in length before, but he is kind of woke.../grovel
>>567309085I read this in christopher walken's voice
femras that look like this?
>>567309152i think you're taking it too seriously
>>567309014Cheating bitch
>>567309152some examples?
>>567309004i wish fieras didnt have cocks and liked male characters....
>>567309085read this from the perspective of a bug
>>567309204Poyo unfortunately.
>>567309083Thats not my character bwo just a fun image
my femroe has to wait at least 20 minutes for the IEM Atlanta grand finals to start…it’s truly over Go Na’Viafter that it’s time for more mindless OC farming weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Heavensward daily quests gave us the Moogle dance, the Sundrop dance, and the Moonlift dance.Stormblood daily quests gave us the Yol dance.Shadowbringers daily quests gave us the Lalihop.Endwalker daily quests gave us the Lophop.What silly little dance will the Dawntrail dailies give us?
oh shit this place just got highly radioactive
>>567309204excellent tuck job queen
>>567309014that really cute face 1 femra
>>567309170Your neck looks fine king
>>567309226Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
are these worth the effort of running around the zone to open
>>567309085I read this in Zach Oneyplays' voice
an endless web... spinning boundless worlds and infinite possibilities... until i weaves a pattern more beautiful than any has ever been seen before... in the end... god or mortal, hero or villain, each is guided by my slender threads... rushing headlong toward their destined end beneath fate's unblinking gaze...
>>567309014They know who they are
>>567309275Some modern tik tok dance to fit with today's youths.
>>567309275Pelvic thrusting
>>567309014Him, still...
>>567309014FF/ZE
>>567309409too based for modern 14
>>567309014My crush? Dojikiri Yasutsuna.
>>567309309I agree.
Thoughts on moonies that meow?
>>567309391So the allied societies are getting involved with Solution 9, you think?
>>567309014Don't have one..
>>567309382Reminder this would be a finnish-tier lolcow if it wasn't a biofem. That drivel means absolutely nothing while posing as deep.
all weeklies in all games undone and it's sunday alreadyi should just die ngl
>>567309085Big wonder why they're changing combat when players need to resort to this shit
>>567309425Still?
>>567309014my threadcrush is my EB.
>>567309014They were nice to me one time in an extreme moment of weakness and now I constantly imagine our time together and give them a personality they might not have
>>567309601it's chuunispeak you uncultured retard
>>567309630Still.
>>567308939my femezen does, but only orally
>>567309642god I love crown
>>567309601the difference is that she's larping as being more insane than she actually is, and the finnish schizo is the real deal
If Yoshit Piss wants me to come back to his game, maybe upon trying to return after several months this shouldn't be the player experience.>Authentication failed. (ERR-1042)I'm not desperate to play your dogshit game. I just wanted to check it out. I can take my money and time elsewhere. Thanks for the help.
>>567309601it means a lot actually if you possess the knowledge to understand. but it's okay. i understand to you it's confusing, just as the idea of making your mother happy is an unknown one to you. it's okay. i still love you.
>>567309382I need laeun to give me a handjob after I shove her down and kick her.
>>567309382built for 2 panel instant loss anal orgasms
>People cheering for dailies to become weeklies in EC? ? ?
It was stacks first and both defams ran out to their spots and those in the stacks died and it's week 19.
>>567308939My femezen does, but only anally. She wants a + baby.
>>567309601Well she is a redditor so
>>567309669You poor thing.
>>567309004Built for meena BWC
it's relative clock spots
>>567309574You bet.
>>567309759What’s wrong with weeklies besides changing being le bad
>>567309759I can now play at my own paceThis is a good thing
>>567309609weekly systems are just the gachajew's tax on you sis. Escape the live service prison.
>>567309759raiding truly has ruined the game and raiders don't play the game
>>567309759yeah? XIV players don't actually like playing the game
>>567309239she could have a cock and i'd still go for it
My meena once ate a whole roll of pennies
CW CCW CHADS WW@
>>567309793NO I'M NOT?? i'm a twitteroid omg.>>567309725WHAT AM I LARPING AS. HELLO? i hate you people that's not what larp means. where is the live action. i'm just talking. i don't try to pose as insane.
>>567309085>create game with telegraphs>difficult in the "most difficult" game mode comes from the fact that they remove telegraphsI can't tell who's more retarded; The Devs or players consuming this content?
>>567309932those pennies were once in my mava's ass
>>567309973yeah bro it's all artificial difficulty
>>567309204me but I have a thing down there...
bun thread?
>>567309945i got my wings on like day two because my CW CCW parties were all flawless and i avoided the "CW CW hector" parties, feels good
>>567310043After I ate them and we butt-docked
>>567309950being a chuuni is literally about larping
>>567309085>Horny post>Gameplay imageThis is one of the most genius posts ever.
>>567309661>>567309725>>567309601Record time rescue response proving my point.
>>567309950darling you don't have to pose as insane because you are/smoochlove ya
Guys I'm doing dawntrailAt what point should I not skip cutscenes
>>567309932>>567310043>>567310116BOTH OF YOU! OUT OF THE THREAD!! NOW!!!
No confession anchor, but I'll confess anyway.I have a Skanktotto folder now.
>>567309626those are WoWfags
>>567310186when you reach 7.4
>>567310089why is this rabbit peaking through a slot in reality
did someone say biofem?
>>567310186You can stop skipping at the start of 7.1.
>>567310258no fucking way it sucks that bad to the point I'm 110 quests done is it really that bad holy fuck is this worse than endwalker cause ew was a fking slog
>>567310186shaaloni spaghetti western then you can skip up until 7.4 because they send off Poochie Froth in the first bit of 7.4
>Balmung Ul'dah (2026)
Any glam experts know what shorts she's wearing?
>>567310118well i'm not fuckin chuuni am i !! who said i was chuuni!! chuuni is the belief of having supernatural powers but i have it for real so i apologize but it's just not applicable. let's use words CORRECTLY!>>567310181i'm really not but thank you but also don't love me but also adore me. dodges your kiss but smiles sweetly.
>>567309001Hi tired, I'm boss.
>>567309014MUFFY MOGGG AGHHH I LOVE MUFFY mog shes so cute omfgggg muffy i need muffy so bad MUFFY!!!!!!!! MUFFY ughhh muffy mog.. there is no other catgirl that comes close to being perfection.when you're in a ADORABLE CATGIRL COMEPTITION BUt your opponent is MUFFY MOG?!? Squidward glass breaking gif MUFFY!!!!! theres a MUFFY MOG HOLE IN MY MUFFY MOG SHAPED HEART IF THERE ARE A MILLION MUFFY MOG FANS I AM ONE OF THEMIF THEYE ARE 1 MUFFY MOG FANS THATS MEIF THERE ARE 0 MUFFY MOG FANS I was withered away by the ever-forward sands of time. muffyyyyyy MUFFFFYY OH MY GOD I NEED MUFFY a day without snoozing next to muffy is a day wasted a day without telling muffy i love you is a day wasted a day without chewing on muffy mogs ears is a day wasted A DAY WITHOUT MUFFY MOG IS A DAY WASTED
>>567310368dancer AF from EW iirc
>>567310354the hyphen really makes this one
>>567310393>dodged my smoochalright then*begins raping you*
>>567309493This is my crush, but I am just a mere male character...
>>567310310Perhaps?
>>567310224I just torture my friends by posting it randomly.
>>567310461it's called an em dash if it's long like a lot of LLMs use
>>567310441she looks weird but i expect this copypasta more
>>567310441What the fuck
>>567310441you are going to their meet, right anon?
i think im gonna do some day drinking that'll be cool
>>567310393Just go back to twitter please. You are not made for this place. You don't even post sexy stuff so that we can fap to you. I could accept your annoying chuuni delusions if I could at least rub one out to you but I can't.
i wish schizos would make their own drama and narratives instead of relying on ebins to create content for them to, they're so lazy these days
>>567309669Just fucking tell him, good lord you melodramatic fuckwit
>>567310681>he doesn't know
Will moonie feet catch a nerf in EC?
>>567310586WHICH ONE IS MY WIFE'S MEETUP
>>567310751Blue ones are getting buffed
>>567310772John Wick
>EB is here>im fine>EB is gone>crash tf out nearly get suicidalWhat causes this
>>567310620Pretty wife
>>567310831ew glownigger
>>567310454thank you!
>>567310518CHILD EROTIC UUOOOH ToT
>>567310751Delete moonie feet
>>567310831grokmake the light red and change the colors of her clothes to black
>>567310826Absence makes the heart grow fonderbut don't let one's mind start to wander
>>567310826They're no longer protecting you from my femra's wrath
>>567310681you are straight up fucking stupid, man.
>>567310441read this in the jevil losing his mind over midna voice.
>>567310826transra moment
>>567309601>transvestite still confused about women We forgive everything women do because women are sexy; something you try to emulate but can never achieve.
>>567310826i'm the same way>eb is nearby>i feel comfort, safety and everything is right in the world>eb is away>i shut down and wait for them
>>567309004Pretty caramel bnuuy for leaning over my shoulder and smothering my sunnie with kindness and care and attention...
Say something nice about a male character from here
>>567310441
>>567247163>>567310531>friendsAre these the roblox buddies?
Are there any thigh highs with gold detailing like gold jewellery hanging off them? I know of the Gordian ones but they're built into the boots not designed to look like they're attached to them
>>567310831Is that Luke Skywalker from the Return of the Jedi?
>>567310712sorry i can't schizo you when i get to know you
>>567310620I think I'll join you and get a beer. Sundays are for day drinking
>>567310089I thought you had green eyes!Also hi/welcome
>>567310798My bloonie (forma de la gigante) is looking forward to her EC-enforced supremacy
>>567311039LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.No no. These are the IRL friends. Er, I mean my alts.
>>567311002I really like the old man cat faces. They make me feel safe...
>>567310826>>567310981women and dogs are the only animals with separation anxiety
>>567310831That seems like a fire hazard...
>>567310826at least you have an EB
>>567308818>file deletedKEK
>>567310798My bloonie wont really utilise this update and will be keeping them hidden
>>567310751moonie feet will be evercoldwhether this is a nerf or shadow buff remains to be seen
>>567310974And she'll never suck your dick.
>>567311002I like how Jean is just there
>>567310310I didn't but hello anyways!Hello!
>>567311002he makes funny posts
>>567310743Yes we all seen poyo nakedNo it wasn't cool
>>567311226AIEEE NOOOO
>>567310812that movie looks boring as heck...
>>567311287LOLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>567310743>>567310849Don't know what? That she is a masoslut? That she has a piss fetish and wear diapers? That she probably fucked half this thread? It doesn't matter. Rule has always been that an ebin has to post sexy stuff between their schizoshit to be tolerated.>>567310958Your schizo ramblings are just annoying.
>>567311002it's cute when the wall breaks and he's all animated
>>567311287kek
>>567311252Being a white knight is better than being a knight who thinks he's a princess.
Your lips feel so dry right now.
>>567311363are alfies 18?
My sunnie wants to log in and meet her friends but also her bed is really really snuggly and warm and she doesn't want to get up....What should she do?
>>567311348*spits*Fuck off
xenoblade fans are not EB material, sorry
>>567311426*uses my coconut shea lip balm*
>>567311426I wish you could taste my lip balm right now.
if you have over 200k triangles youll be auto pausedshrimple as
>>567310224
>>567311493what a bunch of jokas
>>567311426not really, since the weather is getting warmer it's been getting better
>>567311445The oldest are 16
>>567311490die
>>567311390brother i'm telling you you're just like. actually dumb. i post catboxes often lol. open your eyes!
>>567311491WHAT DO YOU MEAN FUCK OFF WHY WOULD ANYONE WANNA WATCH JOHN WICK THATS LIKE AN UNC MOVIEI WILL FORGIVE MY WIFE'S TASTE IN MEDIA
>>567311493this is true unironically, you are either a weeb (uncool) or the same type of person who's a gacha coomer
>>567311527I am a catboy who has 500mb of mods compressed into 86mb
>>567311639nta but can you post one now?
>>567311493xenoblade x fans though?they get married on the regular and never cheat and live long healthy lives with their soulmates.
>>567311002i like it when he gets drunk and tells me he loves me, even if that's the only time he does it...
>>567311530That fat ass is too sexy to keep my dick soft.
>>567310812lmao like every other meetup is a fuckin Muffy meetup its so desperate it hurts to watch
>>567310850h-huh>>567311104hell yeah
>>567311136>>567311363>>567311530>LOLLLLLLL
my level 2 rava+ can't come to the meetup
>>567311686patience, grasshopper.
>>567311719what if muffy mog hosted a meetup but I was the only one who went... we could do THAT
>>567311695AM I ALL ALONE?
>>567311780okay...
>>567311757WHY THE FUCK NOT
>>567311807Lho...
what's the poyo take on transgender ffxiv players?
>>567311819IS THERE ANYONE THERE?
>>567311493>>567311695Xchads won
>>567309004>>567310831builded for my catboy BWC
Ryne!
>>567311886I NEED A BIGGER GUN!
>>567311941And her MASSIVE ____
>>567311639For me, its when you post vocaroos talking about something you're passionate about
I hope we get troll in Evercold. You can't have nordic mythology without trolls.
>>567311875>>567303749
Are Viera the best Final Fantasy race?legitimately find a single flaw
>>567312006that will be the 4ths Crypt- Winterer
>>567311861That's nyot me bwo..
>>567311634nyo
>>567311845she hasn't unlocked shirogane yet
>>567311390I have seen pretty much all of her thanks to the schizo and I have never once seen her be mean to anyone. + she scares actual malevolent schizos which is funny.Turns out seeing nice people exposed/vulnerable inspires empathy and fondness, whether that's me simping or just being a human bean I can't say I care. Point is they do post lewd of their character so whatever you're attacking her for isn't true
>>567312057XII and TAs yeah, XIV's are a cheap knockoff
>>567311875late 20s/early 30s women love pretending they aren't women
>>567312057Trapped water leading to ear infections
My balls smell so bad dayum
>>567312057No bunny tail
>>567312057I want to eb one.
>>567311490i dunno but sex with y'shtola.that is all.
Poyo doesn't even consider herself human
Why is Muffy trying to host meetups all of a sudden?
>>567312057The players of them are spergs typically
>>567312129Fuck, it's so over
>>567312189sunnie post
sex with brown women
>>567311875yeah man I also care about the opinion of some warehouse worker with BPD and an owner
>>567311756LOLLLLLLL!
>>567312234Poyo kyaaah <3
>>567312298muffy mog
>>567312259>all of a suddenhe's been doing it for months and months, wym?anyone can host meets
>>567312053Oh nononono>>567310974Anon? Your cope please?>>567312158There it is
>>567312259He probably did something againHe only spams meetups when he needs to save face
>>567311739You would look so pretty on a date, getting to feel special and seen all evening, those pretty lips in a constant smile. So much gratitude in those cute little bones
>>567312298This
>>567311756We know he has autism, last night proved this.
>>567312395Yes. I need this........
>>567310187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9aM_dT5VMI
>>567311941She's so fucking cute and perfect...
>>567310518>>567310884UUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-ACK!
sex with blue women
long passionate makeout sessions with muffy mog
>>567310274Its my bit>>567311132>I thought you had green eyes!No, they have always been this color. And I have no clue who you are.
>>567312358i am as much of a woman as i am a man as i am neither as i am everything and nothing. gender in that way is something of human societal construct. i can be seen in whatever form the viewer wishes to depict me as. i just prefer feminine aesthetics and such, and before my turning lived a life of a girl. i am simply outside all of this!
>>567311684thats actually amazing
>>567312460i can't believe that the guy who does nothing but hoard useless data and ritualpost is an autist...
>>567312303Hey man I have BPD and I'm unemployed with no owner she's got the one up on me
>>567312460what'd he do
I've just found this Muffy Mog it is fucking minging
see man? I told you she was retarded
>>567312625it's like leviah and kyoppi combined
>>567309626>Big wonder why they're changing combat when players need to resort to this shit>>create game with telegraphs>>difficult in the "most difficult" game mode comes from the fact that they remove telegraphs>I can't tell who's more retarded; The Devs or players consuming this content?
>>567312057i've literally never seen a good female viera player. its uncanny just how bad they ALL are.
>fiera vs miera
>>567311363>>567311136>>567311530im not joking my way into being into midget porn u niggas can have fun with that shit
>>567311941purposefully designed by square enix to illicit rape
>>567312704suck ya dad
>>567312298everyone should try it, especially if its with a brown catgirl and even more especially if you're a femra
i reinstalled and logged in for the free login campaign but literally every UI setting is reset. all my HUD configs and hotbars and macros are gone. not even worth the effort to set this shit back up, I'm just not going to play
>>567312298I do this.
>>567312825please show us your brown catgirl
>>567312780bro felt it twitch and got scared
>>567312774GIWTWM but as a 6'1 190lb man, I will never experience this feel.
>>567312780
>>567312943my femra bottom left
Now watch as the crack head starts to schizo mr.jenkins and attempt to dox him because"Midget porn his dick twitch"
>>567312507There should be a new, stronger word for her. Like, curfect! Or, pute!Yes, Ryne is pute!
>>567309001eb status
>>567312943
I love f2mras so much its unreal
>>567312607Wahhh gomen...> And I have no clue who you are.That's okay! I think I've gotten you confused for somebody too. Either way I wanted to say hi :p Hope you're having fun!
What the fuck is going with this thread?
>>567312985This webm makes me happy.
>>567312710i wuv my bestie kyo-chan.
>>567313118same as it ever was
>>567312774>canonical viera societywho does this appeal to?
>>567313003otis is safe as long as he doesn't make porn of giott
>>567309204what about femboys that look like this???
>Yoshi-P: What should be the male equivalent to the supermodel with bunny ears?>some drooling yumejoshi or fujo: Schlumpy East Asian twink with bunny ears...
>>567313118wdym schizo? this is the best thread we had in a long time
>>567312774bro.....
>>567313153It appeals to me t. miera
>>567313118/xivg/ is full of zoomers from Discord Twitch and xigger
>>567312387stop that...
>>567313176thanks Kate
>>567313118this is all tikaasi's fault
>>567313156Now hold on a minute. This sounds like a good fucking idea.
>>567309945>>567310090there's literally no difference lol
>>567313176did we forget this was the average womans reaction to them 5 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmEXaoRSyxw
short submissive feena X tall dominant mava = KINO
>>567312387>cute little bones
>doing some e12s unsync>get to p2>miera in the party asks how old gaia isi wish i was making this up
>>567313153Me
>>567313176All my femra
>>567313286jeet post
>>567313153What if they were all futa too and what if they all took turns and what if that guy in the middle were me and what if I
>>567313312it matters
>>567313153Me.
>>567313338No.
>>567313153met. fiera
i'm such a retard and everyone probably hates my moonie by now.someone should just end me
>>567312387stop...
>>567309353if you get the emote yea, if you don't get the emote no, but it's a 5% chance for getting the gold artifact for a 10% change of getting the emote
>>567313427Yes.
>>567313447I think you're nice:)
>>567313232But why....It's okay to feel special...and pretty...and sought after...There's nothing wrong with accepting love and compliments as a pretty fiddie, So kissable too
>>567313364i dont think it does sir
>>567311530>HAHA PUT A CONSISTENT CHANNEL TO PUT THESE IN!Them boy gooning to shanktoto, Oh nah.
>>567313447we finally agree on something
>>567313153I wish femroe were attractive instead of the butch dyke troogres (troon+ogre) that they look like
>>567313153Me, nigga. It appeals to ME.
announcing: moonie 2
>>567313153Unironically the main appeal of the race.
>file deletedWas it yet another troonchele OP?
>>567313502that means you're allowed to jack off to her in europe
>>567313302How can a face full of such joy consistently fill me with such sadness...
i need me a he/him PAWB himcess
>>567313331god i wish that were meon the left
>>567313612No it was this
>>567313612No, it was commie stuff
>>567313526How does it compare to sunnie 2?
>>567313153This is why Highlanders, Viera, Roes and Elezen exist
>>567313153height difference in general is peak
>>567313153>will never experience this because i'm 6'3"ITS NOT FAIR
>>567313286>men being normal and wanting to fuck = bad>>567313350>>567313153>men emasculating themselves for women = goodI'm so, so tired of this decade's cultural zeitgeist.
>>567313728ME AND THAT
why is /xivg/ so gay all of a sudden?
>>567313505he's doing that shit of soft launching a fetish as a joke
>>567313671Why isn't it? You can tell me...
>Alter FT is disbandingWe got too cocky...
>>567313671That's my meena on the right...
>>567313724You know pokemon black and white 2? like that
>>567313671HEY HEY HYEYHGEYPLEASE HELLO HIIMNEEDYOUPLESEEEEEEEEEE
>>567313729AURA indeed SHEEEESH
>>567313749i think the men into muscles mommies want to put their penis inside too
Hey, (You). What's your WoL's biggest kink? The one that does IT for them like nothing else?
>>567313749pic unrelated
>>567312625Oh I seeYour honest thoughts on males who consume estrogen and play final fantasy xiv?
>>567313797proof?
*taps mic*I can desire a muscular woman taller than me that will step on me while also wanting to fuck her at the same time.
>>567313331giwtwm otr..
>>567313153Listen here faggot, a taller woman is literally more straight then a shorter one. If a woman is shorter then me, the ratio of woman to man is smaller. If she is bigger, its literally more woman then me. Its only gay because I dress like a girl, let her peg me, and i type :3
>>567313749>muscle mommyzoomies and alphies truely are a low T epidemic
>>567313840You just had to bring up Unovabortions. You just had to.
>>567313760Sis?
>scopecat online
>>567312625post thigh scars
>>567313943What's up?
>>567313890this is a good post and I wish I made it
>>567313874Spitplay
>>567313874tender romantic lovemaking with her eb
>>567313890go off king
>>567313793cause i wasnt blessed with two X chromosomes
>>567314014Nothing......
Imagine having sex with ryne..What would sex with ryne be like?
>>567313965how would he know their internal affairs? someone has to be leaking
>>567313874Ageplay/Incest
>>567313874forced eye contact
>>567313874nothing comes close
>>567313153I don't feel one way or the other about height differences.Bun x bun is kino in all its flavors and I will continue to advocate for all of rabbit kind to go forth and multiply.
>>567314098Oh, ok.
>>567313874missionary and finger locking
>>567314136I love Kayoko.
>>567313874Either inanimate object TF or petrification
>>567313874
>>567313985my mod for au ra is still in progress :(
Imagine Ryne wearing a diaper
>>567314136My-
>>567313874beeg women and beeg assets
>>567313890
>>567313890This but unironically but I don't let her peg memiera btw
>>567314257ok, now what
>>567310531>>567311530Did diddyblud get hard to shanktoto?
Imagine getting a pf full of people who know what they're doing
>>567314367>Shank
>>5673131536 thighlanders vs 1 lowlander
>>567314367no clue, but I did
Imagine the pleasure of cumming inside her
All my friends (not many) have gradually distanced from me and now I have nobody to play with...Might just quit.
>>567313907It's also a millennial thing, just look at these posts >>567313890>>567314027>>567314079>>567314136>>567313846>>567313831>>567313728>>567313331This is what happens in a low testosterone society.
>>567314254I want to cut words in those tiny tits and pour salt in the wounds.
>>567314096You're still my tall queen sis....
>>567314468im a supremely low T femra...
>>567313760that what?
>>567314243sex nerds are the corniest archetype of xivgee poster
Imagine the pleasure of wearing a diaper
>>567309014She's SUUUUPER cute
>>567314468>central asia and mongoliaWhat is their secret
>>567313874I actually don't think my WoL has any notable kinks. It's certainly hard to imagine him sharing my own. He hasn't really had the chance to explore intimacy to those depths, regardless of weather I use my own headcanon RP or the canon MSQ.
>>567314145/hug
>Pulls random packs in PT floor +91>Wipes the party>Leaves without a word>From MoogleTOTAL DEATH TO FRECH FAGS
>>567314602>t. 4(monthsold)chan
I'm lonely. Anybody want to do anything in FFXIV?
>>567309014This Him that makes me feel like a Her...
Me with OTIS beasts
>>567314723Want to farm the new EX?
>>567314723not really
>>567314550That's good women are supposed to be low T and cute
>>567313729it's writen AU RA you fool. You simpleton. You buffoon. The court jester's hat fits snugly upon your unlearned head.
>>567314464Have you tried to not make your entire personality about being gay / trans ?
>>567314586Look... the autism doesn't simply turn off when the topic is sexuality-related.....
>>567314468>sweden/finland that highcomplete bullshit
>>567314830but im not a woman...
>>567314704
>>567314786Yeah okay, where?
>>567314660They certainly aren't saying things like "I want to be dominated by a woman" KEK
Morning.
>>567314367DB literally fucks lalas you tell me
>>567313732Just get your girl a stepladder or lay your head on her chest while you're cuddling, it's not hard
my moonie thinks miera shouldve been femra sized
>>567314984>suddenly have a yearning for football roomsFUCK
>>567314468>Dark red in the norf of UKHoly based, the north will rise again
Mommies? Muscle girls? Taller girls? No thank you, I'll take feminine girls who are much smaller than me because I love height difference and just want to manhandle her and protect her
>>567315036>DB literally fucks lalas you tell meFor 6 years strong.
>>567314962Light?
DB forces my lala to wear a diaper so he could pretend I was kyoppi.
>>567315134>he hasn't experience the joy of taking a battle-hardened muscle mommy and making her feel like a little girl
>>567315173My literal reaction.
>>567315068this makes me think of shara’s bunboy, and MFs, DDs too.
>>567315203I know you have the purest of intentions but the wording isn't the best here.....
>>567315334LETHIMCOOK
I think the Yok Huy look so fucking funny with those big dumb googly eyes they have. When I heard "giants" I expected something like the skyrim niggas that send you up the stratosphere with one blow...
>>567315334you just had to make it weird
>>567314906But......you are femra????
>>567315134there's no love for tomboyish girls that want to be manhandled
has laeun actually posted nudesis she hot?
My femra loves you.
My femlala swapped gearsets in OC and forgot she used a lewd mod on this gearpiece so now she looks like a whore...
>>567315430IT'S COMPLICATED.
>>567315134whoa dude
>>567315143it’s kind of fucked up that you just use people and toss then to the side like used condoms
>>567315459femra dont like male characters
>>567315456lots of cuts, very pale, no tits, weird body shapeshaved puss tho
>Doing Woqor Zoromor>Trash packs are taking forever to die>its very clearly the Ninjas fault he isn't using his Doton>Tell our AST to just cast Gravity instead of Benefic II because I dare not attempt to tell a NIN to use Doton
What should I do in game today? I dont have any big fish coming until tomorrow and I'm really bored
>>567315025Hi thighs
my moonie doesnt care about how tall they are so longer as the tits are bigger than her head
>>567315517Personal relationships on the internet have zero value. Who cares.
>>567315415Goldfish people with big eyes Surreal
>>567315417Hey I didn't word it like that now DID I??
>all these specific kinks and desiresMan, I just want to date a woman who I have things in common with, reciprocates my affection, and actually wants to be in an IRL relationship and not long-distance limbo. You'd think that wouldn't be hard to find, but I'm starting to think it's just not gonna happen.
CC calls doko?
>>567315203>They wear a dress and feel a little shy/self-conscious about it.
>>567315464I don't get it....femra is girl? And you are femra! So....you must be girl too. Yes
>>567315603I love those bit ol stupid googly eyes, it's textbook ugly cute
>still have to do m8n if you want historia gearthis game is so bad
>>567315456Genuinely anorexic and covered in scars. If you're into that then I guess but it just makes me sad personally.
>>567315617There is a really cute girl at my church that I want to ask out but I have autism and consumed so much porn when I was in my 20s that I literally do not know how to talk to women.Final Fantasy XIV
>>567315617You need to money to fly them out or fly to them t. did this
Parsing is such a joke. It's actually insane that ~80 points (or more) of your parse is simply dependent on:>being BiS>using materia>using food>using pots well>crit RNG>kill timeWhen an expansion begins, I can easily get orange on the EXs. But I don't do Savage, so by the end of an expansion, I'm getting greys and greens on the EX. Plus I don't sub all the time so I don't have full augmented tome gear either. It's just retarded that 70-80 points of your parse is solely dependent on gear and shit, maybe even more.
I've distanced myself from all of my thread friends (not many) and I'm in a much better space mentally now that I don't have to deal with catastrophe after catastrophe or worry about them gossiping about me, even making friends with people not from the thread and creating good memories with them.Might just log in and ask if they want to play. :)
>>567315615you thought of it, imagines it in detail, and just had put it into everyone else's heads too
imagine how exhausting it would beyou just want to sex your tomboy highlander wife when you come home after a long day at work but she always makes you wrestle with her for an hour before she'll let you stick it inwhat a nightmare
Any other femra here gets that weird feeling if her ass wasn't penetrated in a long time?
why are catboys so gay? i thought all the homos went to miera
Femroes but they are in clothes too small for them
>>567315857honestly yeah...
>>567315617Are you actually looking to find that in xiv?
>>567315693>"You really think this looks "cute"? This is so embarrassing...">blushing profusely
>>567315134>>567315617
>>567315817Parsing is the shadows in plato's cave
>>567315817if you were actually skilled then you'd have the gear
>>567315456it was leaks and not her afaikshe looks perfectly fine and normal, self-harm makes me wince but if you're a good person and come across them you'll see what I mean about feeling empathy over being schizo'd
>>567315456https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1761642094332.jpghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1761357713556.jpghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1761357969084.jpghttps://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1772516674744.png
>>567315817Parsetrannies are laughed at for a reason anon
>>567315876Why are you so close to Ardbert's face? Let the man breathe, anon.
>>567315826Now hold on, don't guilt me for this "imagining it in detail" business you got up to...
>>567315830i dont project male qualities onto women because im not a faggot>s-s-she based because she acts like a dudeyoure a faggot
>>567315134are people actually picking Zarya over Mercy or Dva
>>567315817the pointless number is decided by pointless metrics, yes, gz u figured it out
>play DPS for the first time>get triple comm in Satashaerm... wtf?
>muscle mommythat's a man with long hairthis is gay wtf
>>567315954why do vaginas look like that
best phantom job for healers/casters?
>>567315857Doing it normally starts to feel boring for some reason but I try to not think about it too much
>>567315954Damn I want a life threatening underweight gf that's like 60 lbs so I can lift her up with one hand and treat her like an onahole
You want to fuck tall macular women because you are weak and indecisive and want some one to take charge of your lifeI want to fuck tall muscular women to breed strong children
>>567316084total absfag deathunnecessary abs ruined so many body modswomen should be SOFT and ROUND
>>567311493ack
>>567315415They've been generationly ravaged by diseased and malnourished so they're smaller than the ancient Giants that used to rule the land. I like the idea that their eyes are still growing to full size, but the rest of them are out of proportion
>>567316064You were the rando fill for the polycule doing thier daily Roulettes
>>567315913IT'S FUCKING PEAK
My femlala is considering an edging session watching CEI and ruining a heavy almost week's worth of load in Final Fantasy XIV
>>567315954What a disgusting freak
Tomboys are a nearly extinct type of females because of the trooning out culture
it's windurst time
>seal rock daypass
>>567316102for big dps? samurai (or oracle if you like living on the edge)
>>567316047Im picking brig
>>567316084>>567316178t. virgins
>>567316230i miss my tomboy femroe wife
me femr
>>567316206I feel bad about complimenting female characters because of this kind of mindset
>>567315734you're right..
>>567313874Femroes
>>567316047zarya nonoi from dorohedoro yes
ok quick gameplay question before i inflict myself on roulette parties, for MNK when i use dragon kick and get the opo-opo ball should i then use Leaping Opo directly afterwards then do the rotation as normal or just follow the shining lights. I did read the balance guide and retained most of the basics but this specific thing im not exactly clear on
>>567314691
this general gets more deranged every time i resub or use a free login campaign into this shit game
>>567315943It's definitely her and she actually looks way worse now.t. curious knower
>>567315907>Are you actually looking to find that in xiv?Not specifically, but I don't think it would be a bad way to meet someone either. XIV is one of my favorite games, so having it as a common interest probably indicates we'd get along well. I see it as similar to meeting someone at a concert for a band you both love, or a class for an activity you're both interested in.
>seal cock dayLogging in
>>567316347post cat tits
>>567315954I don’t even know what to say.
>>567316017Last straight man in 2026
>>567315943>>567315954within seconds the schizo postswho do we know who has fast recall on the archive and is scared of her?
>>567316102What you like. As healer I like jobs that have a lot of buttons that can be used all the time like gladiator.
>>567316047>his only reference for women are Overwatch characters
>download this game to try the free trial>make an onahole healer>doing quests>quest says to talk to someone in gridania>only have access to new gridaniaHow the hell do I get to the old gridania?
>>567314027>>567314079>>567314317>>567314343Thank you my fellow men of culture.>>567314468Listen here faggot, after much thought, I actually think it might be the straightest thing to be pegged by a tall woman. As I established before, a taller woman give you a bigger female to male ratio, meaning there is less guy inolved, therefore straight. But being pegged by a woman is actually incredibly straight. Its not my fault God put the male G-spot in my ass. Now, what kind of pleasure does a woman get from pegging me? Absolutly no physical pleasure. That means she has no stimulus and reason to do it, ergo, she is in 100% submission to me, serving my sexual needs and giving me pleasure. There is an emotial pleasure attached to it, her desire to feel fufilled, therefore there is a bond created between me and her. Me being pegged by women is literally the most wholesome sex then a man and a woman can engage in, because the woman is in complete submission of my pleasure, and only does it so out of an act of love. So go, enjoy your shortstacks, you little freeuse wallflowers. I will enjoy a real woman.
>>567316314She looks like she's spotted her next target
youre all gay or brown so who cares about this argument
>>567316503walk north in new gridania
>>567316502mommy
10:35 CC ET Crystal
>>567316321Don't feel ashamed of giving people compliments.
>>567315830I'd just beat her with a beer bottle then fall asleep in my armchairI fucking worked I don't want to play or talk, fuck off dumb bitch
>seal lock daylocking in
>>567315813That's the real crux of the matter: jobless NEETs expecting a unicorn of a woman(financially stable enough to make regular trips to their flyover state and willing to pay for everything including rentals) to fall into their lap and see something worthwhile enough to stick around for. Then they get mad because their only hobbies are jerking off to anime catgirls and collecting digimon merch and they can't speak to women.
>>567316347You guys are weird. Why are you busy posting instead of playing?
>>567316196Coincidentally, I just finished hearing their storyteller talk about how they were ravaged by disease before settling back in Urqopacha.I really like the Pelupelu and the Yok Huy. I'm hoping they get to play a bigger part in the story, but knowing the record for beast tribes, I feel that's not gonna happen...
>>567316486Muscle Mommies arent a real phenomenon so I think video game characters are a good comparison
>>567315817look at week cleared and asp ranking dingus
>>567316331I thought so! Silly femra got confused~I wanna see pretty femmy ra...give her compliments! Maybe more...
>>567316345go hit a target dummy for at least five minutes
>>567316606
Hi /xivg/
>>567316313Rhenna was great, we all miss her
>>567315954I no longer have a crush on poyo
>>567312825brown catgirls belong to pale femra
>>567316695fuck off
>>567316606>BRD spam ever since that one VPR screenshot popped upholy cringe
>>567316689that doesnt answer my question anon
>>567316691As much as I love him, he will never get to GM.
>>567316506>I actually think it might be the straightest thing to be peggedStopped reading right there
>>567316606>BRDnigger
>>567315942I remember people's horror stories about p3s, doing hundreds of pulls and not being able to clear it. That sounds like a nightmare. I already get frustrated when the same one retarded can't learn a simple EX mechanic for an entire lockout, I can't even imagine how much worse this problem is for Savage.
>>567315617
>>567316695what >>567316739 meant is "hello anon, how are you?"
>>567315817AYO THIS NIGGA IS PARSING EXTREMES
>>567316502O.o
>>567316750it doesn't, but it will
>>567316691i love this nigga and his retarded thumbnails
>>567309152Come on this is clearly about that depressed Hoyo green moonie
>>567316526yeah. you.
>>567316808>>567316739I'm doing well, how are you?
good mornwan
>white mage>look inside>black skinthis is illegal
>>567316610Holy truthpill
>don't even have ACT installed>still get pinks and oranges consistently because i'm not dogshit at the gameit's LITERALLY that easy
>>567317035Alisaie would never (because CBU3 are cowards)
>>567317035alisaie my wife
>>567317035>Alisaie, but if she was in an ukiyo-e painting(i don't mean this as an insult though, those screenshots look really nice)
>>567315954We need to know each other less
>>567316610the delusional freaks aren't going to like this one anon
>>567316746I've always played bard and don't reverse-fotm reroll
>>567316230>Dated Tomboy in Highschool >She breaks up with me because her FtM tranny friend tells her to>Said tranny starts convinces her to transition as well so they can be gay men together and live out fujo fantasies >Fast forward a decade >Original tranny friend is no longer friends with my Ex and has detransitioned to being a girl again>Ex meanwhile actually went through and got her tits cut off and looks like a white Ray William Johnson>Now she is 30 and wishes she could have kidsSo now I play FFXIV all day
Anon, have you done your part in protesting against the deportations of turali catgirls...?
when the lindwurm does the squeezing coil attack I get a strange feeling.....
>>567317035finally a good looking femezen
>>567316775if you were actually skilled it wouldnt take you hundreds of pulls
>>567317015Post those cute sandals you wear sometimes please!
>>567316503Open your map and walk there
what if they brought Protect in as a WHM utility skill in 8.0AST could get Shell I guess since it always has to have a tool WHM doesSCH/SGE get various forms of Reflect
>>567316770>Stopped reading right thereThats because faggots can't read.
>>567317253>women are retardedmore at 11!
>>567315617My longest relationship was 5 years, and I now believe that sexual compatibility is more important than friendship compatibility. It's more important that you both want all of the same thing in bed than it is that you both have overlapping interests outside of the bedroom.
im curious. How much is your parse affected by RNG? Like i heard getting oranges and pink are highly dependent on crits
>>567317391mommy
>>567317439Crits and kill time, so very.
>>567317281Hola mamacita :3 You should be toxic to me I would hate it :3
>>567315857
>>567316610>>567317230>I make 6 figures>can easily fly out anyone to my flyover shit state or vice versa>Don't trust anyone enough to do exactly that>Too lazy to leave my shithole flyover state and travelSuffering from success.
>>567317281that's not a thing because garlemald was destroyed
>>567315954Her clit looks like a dick
>>567317297It's not about how skilled any one individual person is, it's whether or not any of you is retarded, and there is usually at least one retard.
>>567317521welcome to the club buddy, it only gets worse from hereat least I got no debt lmao
>>567317439Oranges on buff heavy jobs can be slightly affected by trash party members but pink is mostly dependent on kill time and gold is kill time AND lucky crits
1:50 CC ET Crystal
>>567316974I will log in for her...~
>>567317521There are probably ravenous women in your town you could hit up for easy fucks
>>567316735If that's true then why is my brown sunnie masterless, a wandering ronin if you will.
>>567316460I don't think it's someone that is scared or hates Poyo, it's someone that lives in these threads 24/7, their whole life is learning everything and anything from the users here and "attacking" them the moment they show their face, how many times you saw an ebin post and someone posting their dirty laundry a literal minute afterwards?
>>567317035>>567317236>>567317391>>567317596why can't femezen look like this
>>567315954Do you niggas have specific archived posts bookmarked for your schizo targets?
>>567317578wait until you find out clits are glans and labia are scrotum and that humans are on a sliding scale
>>567317596mommy
>>567316506>That means she has no stimulus and reason to do it, ergo, she is in 100% submission to me, serving my sexual needs and giving me pleasure.He cracked the code.
>>567317412I am sexually attracted to retarded women. Its why My favourite Femra face is F2. Cute fish, very glub!
>>567315885>>567315857Cute posts like this should be followed by what toy you use
>>567317685they dobut only in still images. god forbid you see them in motion
>>567315547Give me a name I'll assassinate that fool
I must confess.........I think I want to be a frothgar....
>>567317671and who do we know that saves everything?
>Euro hours>Constant idpol shitflinging>Nobody talking about Final Fantasy XIV:Dawntrail or gameplayVAUTHRYYYYYYYYY
>>567317808Oh Gridanian Gulp, huh? Alright. Welp, see you later.
>>567317861what are you now
>>567317439crit RNG and maybe killtime, beyond that it's just getting good mechanics
>>567317439Due how the game is made there's little to no difference in button pressing at high parses. You can look at logs and you will see the exact same amount of GCD presses and uptime, missing just a few GCDs will knock a few dozen points from your funny number.
>>567317723CLITS AND LABIA ARE WHA-!?
>>567317671>>567317704but do it back to those archivers and suddenly the whole thread is ruinedsome "rules for thee but not for me" bullshit
https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/137374Finally.
>>567317163>>567317181>>567317216>blue ribbon
>>567317342You're basedbaiting way too much my low T friend, women find non-masculine men outside of fanfiction to be offputting. Watch less porn.
>>567317792i switch between my lovense or my regular phallic toy...
>>567317915I can't tell the difference between NA and EU hours, it's always the same people posting no matter the time
>>567317941Your anus is also older than your mouth, by the way. When the human body is formed during pregnancy, it's formed first, and the mouth follows afterwards in development, when the fetus gets older.
>>567313874oral knotting
I logged in
>>567317930I'm normally a fiera but I'm having executive dysfunction about it all (I can't log in because I'm using my last fantasia)
>>567317598Same. My plan is just to keep working and lifting. Maybe something interesting will happen later.>>567317659My social phase is long dead. I'm too burnt out now and right when I started becoming financially secure.
>>567317551that is liberal propaganda. Deportations actually accelerated under Scion rule. Google Yak T'el hospital bombing.
>>567318063Sick glam.
>>567318063ok, now log out.
queue Windurst in Crystal, fuckheads
>>567318063builded for my catboy BWC
>>567315954To think I have friends on the cord that simp for this
>>567318074you want to hear a good joke? there's a board on this site where they all think eating chicken breasts and broccoli and lifting will get someone to love them
What happened to World’s Best MMO?
>>567317947Sadly not much can be done when those people are anonymous and don't put a face to their posts>>567317913idk
>>567313874being talked down to while she's being a brat
>>567317963You just know that adult Alphinaud will look like Urianger, like basically every other elezen NPC I see in the game.I'm not even trying to talk shit or anything, it's just surprising how much mileage they got out of that one specific face...
>>567318063SEX>>567318175sadly pso2 got shut down for n*w g*n*
>>567312057Fiera rpers constantly brag about how they're wiser than you due to their longer lifespans.
>>567316047Zarya without the pink dyke hair is cute. And she got my ass out of gold because the retard bubble is great for DPS who jump in
>>567317439The last 5-10% usually. Primarily your own crit/dh rng, party crit/dh rng during your buffs if you have them, and then kill time which is affected by the entire parties crit/dh rng over the whole fight. Other things like getting downtime patterns will also affect things. Getting a 90-95 is usually just playing with BiS gear, food+pots, and making zero rotational errors.
>>567318079mommy
>>567313153i'm 5'5 and all my ex gfs were taller than me.....
>>567317982Very cute Elezen
>>567318116thank you sir, one day we'll get a cassis crista for real
>>567318032
>>567318175>vanilla>modbeast>modbeastsay no to modding
>>567317592idk anon from personal experience someone who both parses gray while also complaining about the performance of others players in their party (especially in an extreme of all things) is usually a combo for someone whos both shit and insecure so they target others without looking at what they themselves can do betterniggas who talk about being trolled by a player after the player just makes an honest mistake once and spazzes out in chat while they themselves are doing less damage than the tanks and remains silent when they fuck up type of energyon a more grounded level trying to clear quickly pushes you into higher quality parties since those who cant fall into the degrading pool quality with each other, so if you do try at the start then you can easily clear a turn before the final one in under 4-5 hours worth of pulls and if you cant by virtue of trying and failing, or just being really busy irl and cant play for a few months, then i dont think you can complain much and tacitly agree to the quality of parties youre gonna get
>>567316460>>567317913desu idt its db atp
>>567313874THAT friend's voice...
>>567318032You're so stupid. A clit is not a glans, and a scrotum is not labia, not minora, not majora. If I am molding play-dough and I make a sphere, then mash it up and then make a cone, my cone is not a sphere.
>>567318337wym ofc it's him
>>567317952It's been 10,000 years...
>>567318212>pso2 mentiongo back you subhuman faggot and stop shitposting
>>567318302I'm trying to remember any more disgusting facts about the human body to keep this going, but I just got left the fact that the average human salivates enough to fill an olympic pool during their lifespan.
>>567318371>my cone is not a sphere.topologically speaking they're still the same
>>567308818I havent been putting materia on my stuff how hard have i been throwing...
>>567318092Please stop posting with your pitties out, you are going to make this whiteboy go feral. Also upload hrothgal_29.png
icl im picking Dva and Juno every time
>>567318171It is just something I need to do cause otherwise my brain will rot from being sedentary.
>>567317952Huge
>>567318371>NA education
>>567318337>>567318417>Someone does something evil and everyone looks at DB firstkek
I am hoping that Square makes it so the tamamao headband and head bandage join the facewear slot
>>567318175Combat was a mess and while overhauling the existing system, World of Warcraft came out and Lucas Arts demanded that Sony Online Entertainment implement something more WoW-like, so they scrapped their overhaul and did the CU instead. So pretty much just money but also the existing problems were glaring.
>>567318476Are you doing level 100 content?
I'm not gay but gocks are kinda hot and wouldn't mind some thick sunnie cream in my mouth rn
>>567318074>Maybe something interesting will happen laterNothing will happen unless you get out there anon. Keep being fit but you need to put yourself into new situations. New adventures. Let your WoL self insert into your irl self.
>>567318323I accept your concession. You clearly do not understand how parses work and are only looking to shitpost.
what if we both connected to playersync and made fun of the modbeasts... t-together..?
>>567318074I'm just glad my sister popped grandkids for my parents. In FF14 of course!
5:30 CC ET Crystal
>>567318590no im not even level 80 i just discovered the materia content
>>567308818Is World’s Best having some issues?Here’s an image that contains 80% third-party made assets. As a majority of this image was not made by Square Enix, I request that you delete it under the same principle.
>>567318550He honestly takes the heat off my shitposts and Im glad for it
>>567318159did this pop
where are the thick femlalas?
>>567317915>EU hoursIt's almost 12-3pm in NA on Sunday
>>567318664>didn't use the retarded scale modgod bless
>>567318371your willful ignorance does not alter realitylook at any FTM trans and their clit grows and forms a destinct penisclitoral hood is foreskin btwyou can look this up on any medical journal you want.
>>567318664my wife who hates xiv now
>>567318740hell no
>>567318664Why can't femra in this subreddit look like this?
KONG HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
>>567318550nta but I had to stop using periods because people thought I was him
>>567317970Do you use it while logged in at all? Maybe with someone special....?
>>567318487how pathetic....
>>567318660Then don't worry about it, due how the game works, materia isn't taken into account in 90% of content.
>>567317982>>567318282fuck off grapecuck
>>567318791ok i queued
Im not getting any more pasteyour my fucksleeve now, voidsent.
>>567318943Gimme a kissie
>>567318819MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS THIS IMAGE CONTAINS MATERIAL WHICH DOES NOT TAKE PLACE IN FINAL FANTASY XIV!
>>567318746playersync unironically
>>567318613you yourself care about parsing which is why you keep an eye on how youre doing at the start vs endgear does matter but you lack the gear because of being too timid to even attempt anything more challenging while at the same time caring about your magic number in several patch old contentboth is making me believe youre exactly the type of player i picture you are
i think i drank too fast
>>567318819oh fuck my task bar is in the screenshot im such a fat retarded chud
>>567318952well shit
>>567318068you can always use glamourer to turn yourself into a hrothgarl for a bit to see how you feel about it, that's what i do before i've fanta'd
>>567318964men really are so icky
>>567318918no to both questions because i keep to myself...
>>567318950is that grape lel
DOOOOOD WE GOTTA WATCH DA CUTSCENES BEFORE WE PULL DOOOOD WE’VE GOT A FIRST TIMER DOOOOOOOOOD NOOO YOU HECKIN PULLED WE’RE ALL REPORTING YOU!!!>Parsing is such a joke. It's actually insane that ~80 points (or more) of your parse is simply dependent on:>>being BiS>>using materia>>using food>>using pots well>>crit RNG>>kill time>When an expansion begins, I can easily get orange on the EXs. But I don't do Savage, so by the end of an expansion, I'm getting greys and greens on the EX. >Plus I don't sub all the time so I don't have full augmented tome gear either. It's just retarded that 70-80 points of your parse is solely dependent on gear and shit, maybe even more.>Parsetrannies are laughed at for a reason anon
>>567318943Gracias, mi reina. I know...
I wanted to look up an artist's NSFW page but it was on some obscure twitter clone that doesn't allow registration outside japan...
>>567319057You would never understand the desires of a manWhy even live then?
>>567318337>>567318550You're gonna make me laugh remembering his meltdown from yesterday>"wooh I'm not at full power"
>>567319016*punches your tummy*
>>567313474wasn't worth it
>>567318945oh sweet then good thanks
>>567319202*cums a little*
Remember when you actually had to go to the area where the raid was located before you could queue for it? When you would have to wait 10+ minutes waiting for some retarded static member to fly over to Alexander so you could queue. I miss that and wish they would bring that back.
>>567319110Misskey, if you didn't register years ago you're cucked.
>>567318998holy FUCK
>>567319016*kisses your tummy*
>>567319010i'm not that guy, but i have a stupid retard newfag question, what exactly is parsing? I heard it being thrown around here and elsewhere, but i never quite understood it. Is it just how many buttons (and thus how much damage or heals) you can press during a timerame? Like, say, during the 2 minute time in between big party buffs?
Can someone post that Zenos image of him throwing a bottle at the viewer?
>>567319051I do this! but then when I actually go to re-edit I second guess everything and get stuck at the login screen ;_;
>>567319089imagine getting this mad over people watching the cutscenes.
>>567318825>>567318938'uv femr4s.
>>567319240Yeah it's so unfair...
>>567319220?
>>567319213No problem, rule of the thumb is, if it's content you use the Duty Finder for, then it really does not matter.
Will my squadron fail their mission?
>>567319059:cIt feels good to walk around town and find a secluded spot to use yourself in...almost like your femra is toying with her body in public~
>>567319269
>>567319304Blame the xigger retards who couldn't stop being karens about art.
>>567319250uwu>>567319307???
>>567319254basically raid speedrunning, doing hard/hardest content and trying to do it as fast and perfect as possible (which is why you want BiS gear, food buffs, anything at all to give you an edge)
>>567319110>>567319240>>567319304Which artist? I think I have an account from years ago.
>>567319254It's a measure of how much damage you've dealt on a fight vs other playersvariables are doing well, using ping reductions and minor animation lock removers to simulate 0 ping, and removing animation locks entirely to cheat.Their only valid non-cringe use is feeding them into xivanalysis so you can get better
>>567319351If you could kill yourself at your earliest convenience that would be great.
>>567319225>Some dumbshit fucks up in the first minute and you have to wipe and then wait for everyone's cool downs to come back up before pulling again
>>567319363Your pov
>>567319351i dont need that kind of fantasy or in game experience...
>>567319010>too timid to even attempt anything more challengingI'm not "too timid", I do not wish to suffer retards. EXs already have retards, I don't want to suffer whatever retardation people are capable of in more difficult content. >while at the same time caring about your magic number I know other people care about it, and I know it exists, so I look at it periodically, and it's retarded that I can get oranges in the beginning of an expansion when no new gear has released but I get greys and greens by the end of an expansion because I guess everyone is full BiS now and has been for months. What I don't understand is why you're doing so much projecting. All I'm doing is describing how the system works and commenting on how retarded it is that parses are 70-80 points worth of things that are not related to your rotation at all. >>567319254>what exactly is parsing?You run a program that calculated DPS and stuff, then someone uploads it to fflogs where you are assigned a number based on how well you performed. Of the 100 points, 70-80 points is gear and food and pots and materia and kill time and crit RNG, so things that are not at all related to the buttons you are pressing.See: >>567315817It's a joke.
>>567310974>making fun of a kid's suicidewhy do these niggers pretend to be a moral majority again?
>>567319549>pld fat fingers HGGuess I'll go make dinner, shower, take the dog for a walk, do my taxes, watch all of the LotR extended editions, cure cancer, and still have to wait 2 more minutes for it to be back up.
they really should have just added a facepaint option for all male races that looks like stubble, that way you could even change the color of itimagine how good a male roe would look with stubble chin... hmmm...
>>567319351
>>567319521mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>567319254what percentile of damage you do in an instance compared to everyone else, you can see it on a website called fflogs and its color coded so being in the 75th percentile means youre doing more damage than 74 percent of players who played your class in that instancelike that anon said its really gear and kill time dependent, but if youre starting out its a good baseline to try and analyze how you might approve by looking at other peoples logs and seeing like their casts per minute or when they used certain abilities ect which caused them to do more damage than youafter a while it stops being as beneficial and you should more look at what week someone cleared and so onsome people use it to judge if you can join their static but statics who do tend to be on the lower end because higher ones care about experience clearing quickly or if someone already in the static can vouch for you
>>567319089projection
>>567319691
>>567319678>I went to 4chan and I saw unfiltered opinions and behavior I didn't likelol
>>567319769pvp and limited jobs suck albeit
>>567319795>thinking its only people on 4chanlol
Next CC call???
>>567315857I get very pent up
>>567319363God I love cute, pink and overly feminine trannyqote with gocks...
>>567319853shoebill reference?
>>567315954Who is this?
9:45 CC ET Crystal
>>567319678so is this an audience or a mosaic
>>567318653I'm doing this with my friend tomorrow morning when balmung is open for visitors
>>567319861wouldn't know you should go back though
>>567319678>KidYou mean an adult groomer that targetted kids?
>>567319861He only would have grown up to groom other children so it's good that he died young.
>>567319910He's always there.
>>567319853why are you looking at me nice blank but im scared
pvp is awesome why do people here hate it
So wait, there's chuuni? But there's also genki? Is this sugoi and kawaii?
>>567319883hi........
>>567319678Sucide is funny.
>>567319254Others answered you but I'll give context of why parsing is a joke.It's not always about how much damage you are doing but how good you are at "cheating" the system, check this clip https://www.twitch.tv/ffxivmomo/clip/MushyElegantDelicataNotATK-cNSK5uFm5VDmecsvYou may wonder what's happening here, the parse program starts tracking things the moment a singular point of damage is dealt to the enemy, so in here, by moving the boss around before doing damage, that makes it so the boss timeline starts, allowing for bursts to fit better since this one in particular has a downtime portion, which makes it a faster kill time.Now tell me, is pulling a boss and not hitting it for almost 10 seconds a "good" play? it's not, but the funny number will say it is.
>>567319254parsing (good) is tracking your dps and perfecting your rotation, parsing (bad) is when you play like a chimp and ignore as many mechanics as possible to keep uptime
>>567319994Who?
>>567319563GIWTWM on the floor for a femezen+
>>567320052hey
>>567319970He was 17 you retard
>>567320056stream yours then, I want to have a laugh
>>567319970he was a teenager.
>>567320037Do you have bideo games in your phone?Thanks you're too
>>567318653
>>567320156But you can't watch it if you'll do it before me.
>>567319970>>567320151who are we talking about right now
>>567320119Needy femra?
>>567320228I'll do it if you go first.
I'm nooticing femra frequent the Femezen bunch the most in Ul'dah
>>567320183The Male Vieraroe...
>>567320083That guy
money!
>>567320286I have a meme or clip for this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NndUOYVqFVo
>>567320065>>567319254To add, imagine a boss that dumps AoE's that would force people to disengage for a few seconds, but instead people just stand in those AoEs and mitigate through them, ignoring the mechanics and taking vulns in result, for the parsing programs you ARE doing more damage, but again, are you really playing well if you are just standing in AoEs and pressing 1-2-3 to get a higher funny number?
>>567320307What guy
>>567320183The blue dude on the right chose is fire
My cargirl
>>567320228Let's not pretend you don't have, at best, two years of life left when you constantly break down when reminded of shit you do not even a week ago.
>>567320183Left is cringe, right is based and belongs to my femlala
>>567320245A brainwashed confused kid who committed suicide because he had no parental figure that gave a fuck about him and let him troon out He is a complete victim of society and media yet chud faggots are mocking his death
>>567320415Y'know, that dude. The lad. The grown ass man.
>>567320049Lots of things are awesome and hated. Fishing might be awesome but I hate it, you know? And so on
>>567320256Sometimes but not atm
>>567320359cute!
>>567320372Heh. Got me.
>>567320459Can you take off the mask and hand it to me?
>>567320374YES because you're getting a higher funny number and you have the understanding that you *can* tank the AoE instead of having to move out of it. Are FF14 players retarded?
>>567317661We are experiencing a shortage of femras, sorry for the inconvenience.
>>567320441My moonie is like this
>>567320441fake
>>5673200493 tickrate pvp is not fun at all
>>567320481There are tons of those, which one in particular
recycle>>567308861>>567308861>>567308861
>>567320065Not to mention any fight that has an ad phase is always parse cancer shit that you might even unnecessarily wipe to depending on how fflogs decided to factor in the damage dealt to the ads.
>>567320550>you're wearing a maskThis coming from the guy who can't even stick with one avatar or name. That's some bold projection, Samsara. Yzilma? Dharma? Who can even keep track anymore.
>>567319901You'd love Brando
>>567320702The one with the hair on his chest, chin, armpits and back, but not on his head (he wore a wig).
>>567320582When will it be my turn to be happy
>>567320183What the fuck are they putting on those carrots bro
>>567320925Eventually
>>567320830You missed the reference. Hand me the mask.
>>567316770nash got raped
>>567320094Same sis...https://files.catbox.moe/28833x.jpg
Roe names are so funny bro, the green ones are like Isfoalfynn Damhytffuff and then you get mfers in Ul'Dah named Blue Balls or some shit like that
