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Personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
>>567410465this post will be mainly used for dicer shitposting and inter-pippshitting solidarity.
kaut gumpy
>>567410167haha gay
>>567410556Literally no one on earth is stopping you from drawing shit and anchoring it except your own lack of talent and bitchmade nature kraut.
>>567410684kautgout.
>>567410772if i had talent, IF i would use it, but neither do i have talent, nor do i have a creative bone.my talents lie in foresight, thought and elaborate thought.fields in which i have been active in:>voice>writing>drawing (meh)i am a big conceptual guy.
>>567410707very gay
>>567410465solidarity!
>>567410819Did I? That's news to me
ralsei keeps trying to molest me :(
>>567410983You play the piano too. Decently, at that.
>>567410556The directness and heavy hitting nature of this post strikes at the heart of this culture war betweens anons liking pippins or wanting canon character art.I can feel the effort behind it and it makes a bold statement, controversial, even. Will it be enough to change the tides of history? Only time will tell.
>>567411090i didn't even consider that.yeah, i don't think i am too good with it.
They're called Pippins because they're inHe's called Kraut because he's out
all thread personalities and oc pippin avatarfags need to die
>>567410290Hooman!
>>567411023I want to frame this post it is not fair how cute this is
>>567411234so true asgorefag
>>567411234Then we'll no one numbnuts
>>567411234a fair price to pay for a just world.hell, i'd sign that deal.
Gaster thinks humans have no gender because Chara fucked with him and told him he was a they/them with blood type C as a joke.
>>567410761there was a shote thread
>>567410465reposting this because nobody saw it several threads ago
>>567411645WOWZA! MY DAD LOOKS LIKE THAAT?!!??!?
No More Faves Anymore
>>567411695The one that got deleted because he was banned?
>>567411695And I missed it... nyo...
>>567412470dont shoot him
remind me why krawt complains more about pippins posters than shota posters?
>>567411564C and D blood types exist in the UTDR universe because humans have a completely different cardiovascular system to account for the fact that their hearts are shaped like cartoon hearts, which is the only logical explanation for why SOULs are considered heart-shaped in-universe when it would make no sense otherwise
>>567412943Guess he got tired after doing it for 8 years
>>567412943That's my job.It's honest work.
>>567412943Free attention and jealousy
>>567412943Because he perceives the goat posters as male and the Pippins posters as female and he hates women
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>>567412943why would i complain about that? don't want your ire too.now, i can live with the fact that women dont like me but pedophile rage is dangerous.
>>567413093You belong on a list of people that do not deserve to have rights or freedoms.
>>567413240[1>hit a cool pose while you fallIt takes several moments to right yourself, and once you’ve gotten your bearings, you settle into a relaxed stance, feet down, hands behind your back.You look down to where the DARK WORLD fills the space below you, taking stock of its geography. At the edges of your vision, beyond the mainland, lies a sea of un-definition. Pure darkness, from which the rest of the land rises. You pause, internally, because ‘rises’ does not correctly communicate the means by which the dark world manifests. Air and sky ‘manifest’ in the same way the ground does, at the same rate, determined seemingly by distance from the DARK FOUNTAIN.That pillar of eternal night pierces into the sky beyond the distance at which your eyes can resolve detail, blooming with definition, with certainty. And that certainty radiates outwards from the FOUNTAIN, giving form to the land and air and DARKNERs.This DARK WORLD seems to have a primary biome, composed of rough beige hills that look equally like a junkyard and a desert. Jagged rocks of all kinds and hulking corpses of what must equate to discarded machinery dot the desert. Ahead of that place, what little desert there is gives way to more jagged rocks and machines coagulate into mountains, reaching towards the sky. You’re pretty sure you see structures in those mountains.From there, the definition of the world splits three ways. In one direction, the machinery and rocks give way entirely to rolling blue hills - or are they waves? A blue area, on which there are three white structures or islands, like clouds. From one of these sprouts the DARK FOUNTAIN.Another direction leads to the machinery giving way to nature instead of flesh, a jungle of mismatched colors reaching to the sky. You’d think it inconsequential if not for the pull in your gut when you gaze that direction… that way lies something dark and powerful.
>>567411913A thread so useless not even the pedo himself wanted to use it
>>567411727This actually happened in my copy
>>567413278>scared
>>5674133782]The third path leads to somewhere similar to the default biome, but without that desert to stand on. Instead, between the rocks and machines there’s a sea of un-definition.That area is easier to identify - probably somewhere darker in the real world. It gives you a headache to look at, but the FOUNTAIN seems to be coming from there as well. For several seconds you fear that there are two, and that the ROARING is already upon the world, but closer inspection reveals that they’re the same fountain, identical pulses and shimmers.Dark worlds don’t always lend themselves to perception, which can make it hard to fully grasp their geography. Some mental effort on your part yields the idea that the waves or hills take up the same space as the islands among the sea of darkness - or maybe there’s some difference or idea in the light world that isn’t represented here. Nevertheless, the FOUNTAIN is likely sealable from either location.Ahead of you, you spot Junior (though you suppose you can just call him Oscar, with his father not around to crowd the name,) tumbling down with no control over his fall. It looks like he’s headed for an area a bit ahead of you, though still destined for the default desert biome. You could try and alter your course to land closer to the place Oscar does. You could maintain your cool pose and fall wherever the fountain takes you, or you could try to land as close to the edge of the fountain as possible, to get a better look at and through the un-defined darkness and perhaps encounter more loot and darkners on your inevitable route to the fountain.
>>567413284I think last time you tried to start some argument with me you had a meltdown for about 5 hours while I was playing some game and not looking at the thread. That was fun
gort
>>567411727Uniquely vulnerable to Lancer Kneegrave
>>567413518positively quaking in boots, even.
>>567413518It's wild that he's hiding behind fear to promote acceptance and defeat. No wonder how they managed to lose two world wars.
Favey the faver loves the smell of brown paper towels after you get water on them
I love Croc. I wish he was in Deltarune that would be so cool!
>>567413547That's not an argument, it is hard factual statements being made. You should be buried under the new jail they dedicated to putting people like you away in. Society would be safer for it.
>>567413880You're not even funny anymore, you're just a schizo repeatedly banging your head against the wall. But if that's what you wanna do then sure, have fun
blue
>>567414281You should be forced to go door to door with a law enforcement officer to explain exactly what you are to every one of your neighbors. We should bring back tar and feathering for it.
>>567414317I wish for good things to happen to blue
why are people getting uppity about shotacon?
>>567414507layered armor like that looks really cool
>>567414619It's a dunk so easy and morally correct you have to stoop way down to their level to do it.
>>567413717How dare you hijack my brain and invoke sensory memory
>>567411303if you relaly loved me youd rent a billboard and stop traffic and propose via skywriting
>poalgasterfag is back>thread arguing about namefag dramathis is why we cant have nice things>>567413527>i vote go towards the edge, see up close what the border of a dark world looks like
>>567414619I dunno>>567414885You are now imagining the smell of freshly cut grass on a summer's day. Oh wait nobody does physical labor or has a garden these days
>>567414693I really love how creative some artists get with Kris' outfit, the original design is so simple but also makes for a ton of cool options.
>>567414971this art is actually how i wanna style the chestpiece for my armor, i love how form fitting they made it look yet it still has depth and bulk to it
Is diet sodie really that bad?
the difference between the thread at night and during the day is like...well it's like night and day.
>>567414619they think they're still on x fomerly known as twitter
>>567415419WHAAAAAHOHOHOHOHOHOH HAAAAAAAAAA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
>>567415419>clock hits 13am>the roaring happens to the threadthe prophecy foretold this
>>567415419day: dick measuring contest between upper 30’s incels with no life outside of this general night: fun forumposting and creativity
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8R9_rPTMsEQCunningham video.
>>567415419day and night...the lonely stoner frees his mind at night
>>567415419when people had retarded names on last night it made me lol, this thread has me mildly frowning
>>567414619No one likes a pedo, especially one that's so insecure he needs to be accepted by everyone
togore post
>>567414928*cries that i was taking too long laser engraving "Will u maryr me?" on the moon*
>>567415795AND crossing of the arms yeah we are in THAT posture
Ral
C
>>567410465https://archiveofourown.org/works/85085931
>>567415419It's always the three mentally disabled stooges
ralsei KEEPS trying to milk me with his ass even though i dont want it
i want to kiss kris
>>567416448
>>567416303ralsei
PERHAPS THE PROGRAMSHOULD BE SUSPENDED FOR THE TIME BEING,UNTIL OUR PARTICIPANTS ARE MORE WILLING.THE CONNECTION WILL BE DELAYED SIX HOURS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXcHkhKi94k
>>567416514That leaves you wide open for Kris to chomp half your neck off
>>567416386he’s just like me fr
Scooting besides Asgore on a soft patch of moon dust as we await the arrival of a meteor shower over earth, and just before it's scheduled to start he gently lifts a hand clasping the fluffy edge of the starry cape pooled around him like water reflecting the beautiful night's sky to place it over my shoulder as he pulls me in close to his armored side (at one point I received a tiny fright in the form of a scarily-large meteorite heading straight for us, but with a casual flick of his hookstaff he flung a magical star which burst upon impact and shattered it into a shower of pretty golden sparks that rained nearby). Observing Asgore as he carefully jots down notes pertaining to his latest experimentation with red dwarf sunflowers from seated perch in his low-gravity rotating hemisphere gardens, all the while enjoying the adorable sight of his fluffy ears trailing with each turning of his head with the occasional little puff of air needing to be blown from his snout when they drift into his field of view as one would bangs of hair from their eyes (soon after he excitedly launched off from his work area to where I was raking some lunar regolith to show me the marked improvements of the latest patches, shorty before I shoot my hands to his cheeks in hopes of protecting him from being smacked in the face by his whiplashing ears). Quickly retrieving the surprise marshmallow moon pie from the oven as I hear the loud metallic grinding indicating my beloved cosmic capra Asgore is entering my ship for our dinner date, and as he enters the living quarters through the reinforced white corridor linking it to the airlock his eyes light up upon taking in the pleasant smell of dinner and desert as he happily leans in for a soft smooch against the forehead of my helmet (once we ventilated the chamber with oxygen once more I finally got to remove my gear for some real smooches, all the while he joyfully offers to show me the echo flowers when the dark side rolls around after supper)
>>567416583Kris would neverLook at this friendly face
Look what you guys did you made text adventure anon give up and delay his game go to the corner and think about what youve done
>>567416776i didnt say anything :c
>>567416050wow… yes!!! a million times yes!!
>>567416541I need to get out there and find more fresh RalseisMy Kris collection has grown larger than my Ral collection, and that will not do
>>567416448i also wish to kiss kris
meow
all non pippins posters must fucking hang
>>567412943shota is aryan and based
>>567416514i'd prefer the lips
>>567416958i wish you luck on your ralsei-themed quest fren :D>>567417180mrow
Tenna is a hipsterSpamton is a chudster
>>567417321Based on what?
>>567417491Based on you getting put on a list.
>>567417180Devo has probably my favorite alternative Ralsei designs, the most stylish the boy's ever been
>>567417446Tenna insists all of his employees buy at least one album by The StrokesSpamton listens to an old Dope CD rip he pirated back in 1999
no newsletter this week in remembrance for the tragic passing away of the argentina antivirus victims
shut the fuck up doomer I'm trying to sleep
>>567416448many are saying this
>>567417964Strokes were never hipster there was a literal bidding war between record labels to throw money at them and make them huge. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xt_F4J4O-xo
Waterfall fishbowl echoflower guy is making progress on his game and feels sort of happy about it all he guesses
fucking doomer shut
>>567418257Fuck off
>>567418257Considering this is Tenna we're talking about, that'd probably be the extent of his knowledge, since they'd be on TV
i feel like making stuff is my way of weeping at this point
first impressions of megaman battle networkgameplay seems fun, reminds me of the tile-based stuff you do in fire emblem to take advantage of your specific rangealso this vaporwave computer world aesthetic is beautiful
night threads are so much better sincen the pillars arent there
>>567418571MTV used to actually play music back when they were cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cepZ6K7mY
Ralsusie is hetslop because Ralsei is spiritually a woman and Susie is spiritually a man.You might think this makes Suselle also hetslop but it's infact still gayslop, specifically yaoislop, because Noelle is spiritually a young boy.Anything that involves Kris is hetgem regardless of the spiritual allignment of the other partner due to Kris lacking a psychosexual aura.I will not elaborate on this for I have no need to, for it is true.
>>567418589Having a bad time?
>>567418589It makes your gifts all the more precious
>>567418728Watch them all get ouchy and be unable to stop themselves from replying to this truthpill
Kralsei, Ralsusie, Ralthy, all Ralsei ships are slop because he's a shallow character
>>567418706You only have escalating fun to look forward to, besides the middle games being shuffled around in favorite lists, each game gets better in the series
>>567418728>>567419056I was there and made one of the Morel Orel posts actually. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqGKZ3fzN1M
>>567419180YOU'RE a shallow character
>>567418256spouse
the pillars dont leave at night theyre just 50% darkner (nigger) so they gain more braincells in the dark and post less shit so you dont notice them
Pluey licking the drool off of Tenna's soft, jiggly chins while he sleeps
Moral Orel mentioned FUCK Mike Lazzo
who unironically calls them pillars when retard fits them better
I keep saying we need a new thread pillar who can defeat the current shitty ones
>>567418906When it comes to ships within the Fun Gang, it's all a matter of preference the way I see it. It's fun for a headcanon, but I hope none of those make it to canon, because I'd rather see their canon friendship grow further instead. That said, headcanon-wise, I love both Krusie and Kralsei.
can ssomenei ejrke me off
>>567418965i feel like i'm dying. i dont know how to elaborate that. metaphorically dying because im not physically ill but it feels like dying. it feels like my heart was torn in million pieces>>567418976i dont know about that...
Introducing Ralsei to krokodil after the heartwarming quest to bring him to the real world succeeds
>>567418256I thought that was Frisk for a moment.
>>567419798>it feels like my heart was torn in million piecesDid something prompt this feeling?
>>567419895Ralsei wouldn't actually do drugs, he'd just end up getting hideously overweight
>>567420057haha that would be funny
i lobe my bol ralseo
I want to have sex with Tenna.
>>567420121
i hate myself and want to die again. just like chara isn't that funny. hee hee hee. i'm so retarded and neurotic and pathetic. i wish i wasn't a crybaby, like they aren't. i wish i had some personal ambition that isn't just latching on to someone and clinging for dear life. a reason to live, a reason to die. they had at least one of those, and i have neither. or at least, that's the way i feel in my current mood swing. since my life is completely and utterly dictated by my childish feelings. thanks for reading my undertale themed blog.
>>567419648choose which midpersonality to elevate:asgorefag, underscorefag, or we bring back nuancefag
>>567419648i will be the ultimate pillar once my fangame starts coming together
>>567420524
>>567420674Undertale 2 guy posted here before, you have big shoes to fill and that guy wasn't even a personality at all he just answered a few questions and rode off into the sunset.
>>567420563Does underscorefag even post anymore?
>>567420793IIRC there was some extremely bad posting around when he visited so he might've gotten scared off
>>567420783yeah. i wish i could be badass like that. it's some metal gear solid shit. actually i wonder if that is a metal gear solid quote. i only started playing them all recently i forget some things still.
>>567419648I will take up the challenge.
>>567420874like what
over/under on m!charafag necking himself before chapter 5
>>567419648this place went downhill when the schizotheorists got bored and left
>>567420956Holy shit guys it's Bob Undertale.
>>567420783honestly if i could give up everything and go fight i would but none of the wars that are happening as of right now interest me. wake me up when theres mechs. ill gladly die then.
>>567420524Have you considered meds
>>567420275sleepy gote>>567420524waow you are literally chara can i get you're autograph? but seriously though it's a positive that you are letting your feels out, hope you feel better soon fren, let me know if i can help you in any way.
What if Toby rebuilt the game to run in Godot?
>>567419980i'm really sorry, i just cant share them here
Nature is beautiful
>>567421712Understandable, I hope you get better anon
>>567421793The famous parable of The Tenna and The Pippins
>>567421010oh, i won't actually do that of course. i know i'm far too cowardly, in fact, i'm quite afraid to die. it's just that passive sort of suicidality you get in all sorts of mental illnesses and emotional maladies. nothing interesting. >>567421143i took several different regimens of medications starting from when i was a teenager and getting my first wave of the insurmountable issue of "having to not live like a 5 year old anymore." every time it felt like they did basically nothing. i quit a lot of them cold turkey. i guess it's been a long time since i stopped all medication entirely. i consider it briefly sometimes, but usually it feels like it is not an option. actually, i've taken anxiety medication recently from someone to deal with a particularly scary event that was giving me severe panic attacks the night before, but those seem especially dangerous to use with any regularity. it's funny though, how that felt. knowing i would be terrified otherwise, thousands of compulsive fearful thoughts racing through my head, but somehow feeling just fine, like i'd manage. i guess that's how normal people feel all the time.>>567421274thanks. i am far below chara however.
>>567421983>oh, i won't actually do that of coursegood i hope not, i was just employing some standard 4chan dark humor to lighten the mood a little. i get where you're coming from and i hope you get over this rough patch you're going through.
alvin and the chipmunks activate fave's predator instinct. they want to chase and maul them.
>>567410290current whiteboard https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87170732-2642-7745https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87170732-2642-7745https://r8.whiteboardfox.com/87170732-2642-7745
Shadowguys REAL
>>567422519i understand. well, thanks. i also hope that such hope won't be in vain. it's just real goddamned tough. for me anyway, you know. but it's tough. i never really know if i'm going to make it, as hard as i may try. but i guess that's all of us, worthy or not.
would spamton be into sissy porn? he gives off those kind of gross vibes to me
>>567422740>human skin showing at ankleREEEEEEEEEE
>>567422740this is just young Michael Jackson what are you talking about
>>567422740god damn...
>>567422740I look like this.
>>567422830That's a sock
>>567422392Heavenly Krisp
>>567423241me trying to take asgores massive schlong
>>567422823spamton
He will serenade you with a sexy sax beat
>>567423765this is doing a lot for my silhouette character fetish
>>567419648Why do you keep saying this shit? adding another retard to a pit wont solve the problem of your pit being filled with retards. What the fuck does "defeat" even mean? Seriously go fuck yourself you fucking stupid piece of shit
>>567420524If Chara was real theyd be a degenerate who 1ccs arcade games with max score
fave just got told by someone on the interwebs about growth steroids for butts and now fave's slut instinct versus fave's restraint instinct is consuming them from within send help
>>567424280yeah, they would be huh. so dreamy....
>>567423948But it's too early to coom
>original flavor>lima bean miso>kiwi pear>wintergreen>wasabi>mint dark chocolate>lawn clippings beanboozle jellybean>lemon lime
>>567424376You only need squats and oats brother.
>>567424582>*lifts them all and shoves them in my mouth*
>>567424582>Tenna's out taste-testing all the Pippins again
Would Tupac have enjoyed Undertale?
Did anyone see that spooky dude video?That guy fucking sucks.
>>567424841Yes but Biggie would have liked Deltarune more. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEaPDNgUPLE
>>567425210>spookythe only spooky thing i know is this
hey gu-holy shit did you see that D_D
goodnight utg, i am going to bed now, cya>>567424634i will consider it
>>567426356Have a good night goatbro.
>>567426356gote night
its so fucking hot out
>>567427221my room does not have ac so im baking to a krisp in here
Fave has the magical ability of misplacing random shit for hours despite the house not even being big
>>567427221Can't wait for my vacation so I can spend a couple weeks melting into the couch
>>567427397I had to run around on my bike and I thought I was going to throw up>>567427975despite the throwing up feeling I think running around is better than being hot on the couch, literally the worst feeling. nothing to do but focus on how miserable you feel
The weather over here is a pleasant 17-20 degrees celsius
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjzPfpPTeVohow had i not seen this before, spamelle recreated from base principals
>>567428464I like the overworld sprite, very cute weird thing
>>567428229>despite the throwing up feeling I think running around is better than being hot on the couchWell, I did walk home from work today instead of taking the bus. I don't really mind walking in the heat, especially with some good music. Today was also really windy though, and that's just annoying.
>>567428464This feels transformation fetishy but I don’t say that in a derogatory way
>>567428229i wish i had a bike to use, would be nice for the city i live in
messy sex with shadowguy cosplayers covered in unsealed vantablack bodypaint
>>567428464>how people get into NFT's
>>567428464WHY DOES NOELLE BLEED PIPIS BLUE
AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chapter 5 will make you recruit 25 of every darkner, and say "I love flowers" 100 times in each battle, without any kind of shortcuts. Toby says you have to work for your True Pacifist/All Recruits run now.
>>567428923I feel like hot and windy is good because its refreshing unless its just hot gusts of wind then yeah that sucks>>567428981cant recommend trying to get one enough, a cheap new one from walmart is like a hundred dollars but im sure facebook marketplace you could get decent one for less than 50. its been really really good for me, mentally and physically. makes you feel free and strong and I look forward to riding it every day
>>567429542This fucking guy.
>>567429542sebastian already admitted to trolling and he already made this joke with another undertale tweet a couple of days agodon't trust him
Wolff needs his stimmies and the new PR manager is cucking him.
Wolff really thinks he's on the team doesn't he
>>567429712legitimately how low iq is wolff if he wants stimmies from a fanbase that already hates him
>>567429650i have been in a pretty bad spot mentally for a while now so maybe itd be good for me, ill think about it
>>567429840this is what happens to nobodies when they finally have some kind of platform. even if it's one that hates them, every human being is addicted to the feeling of having a lot of attention and being in charge of something importantkind of like how exclaim is hated by the deltarune community despite all the allegations against them but they still hold on, or the last remnants of shayythey will cling to that fame and never let go
I don't exist
>>567430793i hate you but i also want to kiss you
>>567430793I'm going to be inside of you and you're going to like it.
vessel selfcest between the ones with gift of kindness and gift of ambition
so which one of you is going to dress in all grey and put on grey body paint for me? vessel sexo needo now
>>567429542he's also replying to people with the sign-up email he's really desperate to bait someone
A bunch of Kindness Vessels huddled together getting progressively happier off of each other
Vessel (Mind) X Vessel (Kindness) toxic yaoi
>>567431108he really hates deltarune fans doesn't hei wonder what his and toby's relationship is like, how much they've talked
>>567431195>It's not... It's not shutting down, it's-!
genuinely is toby just dead
I'm straight
>>567431195this could be the /utg/ cuddle pile if you guys werent pussies
>>567431534he couldn't even show anything from ch5 without it being a spoiler i don't know why people are surprised he doesn't have a newsletter for useven if there was a newsletter all he'd be able to say is "yeah we're working on ch5 and it's close to complete" he would still be unable to show anything from it and it wouldn't change what we already know
WHERE are THE kickstarter COMICS
>>567431774Not saying anything about the cover album dropping is just weird
>>567431774I want to see some sprites bit ch
>>567431583*distant sounds of a gunshot and a body slumping up against a wall
>>567432031they killed anon mid-post…
Deltarune took so long to make the guy who voiced Professor Utonium died
>>567432052>well, I can't just NOT fuck it...
>>567432023Or the Square-Enix piano album with Yoko Shimomura
>>567431774he should have strung out the translation text preview over several months to wring out sustainable stimmies, but he is retarded and now there's not a single surplus pixel he can show us.
>>567431774im sure tobys had at least 25 different vtuber collabs he can fill space talking about
>>567431523>Vessels become ensouled one by one
the silence is because he's been busy working on the ARG stuff for Chapter 5
>>567432301boner alert!
Vessel (Ambition) domming other Vessels
I love grey vessel boys
*flexes muscles
>>567432547poor flowey
How does it feel to know that Toby 100% wanted the experience of playing Deltarune to feel like Sburb or Shenmue but knowing that he could never deal with managing an intricate/online system so he made it singleplayer and just used ARG shit and fan-theorycrafting to approximate it?
more like ShenWHO *dabs*
Less than a month until the reveal that Papyrus will finally meet Revolver Ocelot in Super Smash Brothers 6
Introducing the ShenWOOHOO!
>>567433528"For when you feel heavy metal!"
>>567433498Revolver Ocelot
>>567432994Homosuck is retarded and gay
faves almond milk tastes like shit
>>567434239Fave should have never tried to milk an almond in the first place
>>567434239Logically speaking, the inverse should also be true
>>567410465ok im done with this
>>567434454Wow wow wee wa
>>567434450>Almond's shit milk tastes like fave
>>567431523FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPEN THE NEWSLETTER DOOR! THEY'RE COMING FOR US, IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT!
>>567434361if almonds weren't meant to be milked then why do they have nipples>>567434450shit tastes like almond milk? idk, i think it just spoiled almond milk usually tastes good
i want to be milked...
Newsletter Newsletter Newsletter Newsletter(Laughs)! (Laughs)! (Laughs)! (Laughs)! (Laughs)! (Laughs)! (Laughs)! (Laughs)!
>>567434454whoah... wrow....
I AM SO FUCKING CRINGEGOD
>>567435007DAMMIT
>>567435007me too. i'm a faggot loser
Lunch Lunch Lunch Lunch(Eats)! (Eats)! (Eats)! (Eats)! (Eats)! (Eats)! (Eats)! (Eats)!
Rouxls Kaard sleeps with other men's wives
>>567435007i'm MORE cringe
>>567435142he would never let himself go that much, he's too vain
kris is such a fat chud
>>567435609what a cute little animation, reminds me of a mobile game.
>>567435407I like the idea of Rouxls actually being popular with women, but only commoner Darkner ones, so he disregards them completely because of his desire for status. In the end, he stands in the way of his own happiness.
Vaporwarerune!
Rouxls will start a turf war in castle town
Vaporwaverune
more like surf war! cowabunghole!
(LAUGHS) (LAUGHS) (LAUGHS)I'M GONNA STEP ON THE (LAUGHS)
(raughs)
>>567435902but clover is the jack of clubs, she's a princess, daughter of the clubs king same way lancer the jack of spades is the son of the spade king
>>567435407and wives husbands
>>567436647Toby Fox you are disgusting
>>567436594True, but all of the kings except King are imprisoned, so it probably doesn't count in his books
What if that homestuck discord mod dug up enough dirt to actually get toby cancelled in 2026 and there won't be any more Deltarune
elnina would be cuter without the beard and had cute cloud ponytails
>>567437063that's her mane you bitch
>>567434454a blessed creation
>>567437115I wish I was woke enough to like ladybeard but I am not I dont like man beard either though
>>567437063i thought she was like a sheep with her head poking out
>>567437372
>>567437521skill issue fantasy species girl beards are awesome
>>567437783Female dwarves having beards is pure reddit-core. Anyone who insists upon it has a high likelihood of also posting about a "Book of Grudges" or saying "rock and stone".
>>567437783I mean its good character design and like that art a lot it just kills my boner, obviously the most important thing in the world that everything should cater too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wh-07BzfgYY
>>567435580This is the Cattenheimer Tenna AU
>>567437783>these are the kind of posters who you might be talking toMy opinion of /utg/ is dipping sharply
>>567437772
>>567437920>Anyone who insists upon it has a high likelihood of also posting about a "Book of Grudges" or saying "rock and stone".this is nonsensical to me you sound like a gnome NPC loredropping a political dispute
Threatening to chop fave's balls off if they keep misbehaving and acting roudy in the house
>>567438129we're all a little reddit on the inside, don't be scared
Fave always told me, be careful what you do, don't go around breaking a young foid heart
>>567438547im tumblr on the inside and the outside
I want (female) Frisk to brutally rape my ass and when she is done she gives me her ass so I can brutally rape her tight ass too
I find it interesting how reddit is still the go-to bad site despite twitter taking a huge steaming shit all over the entire internet over the course of several years
>>567438187And you sound like someone who hasn't run in the same fantasy circles that I have, so I don't even know whether to call you uninformed or be extremely jealous of you.
>>567437783>Moids seething over this
Chara likes it when someone brutally rapes her ass
>>567438690>gives me her ass>rape???
>>567438752I figured as much, lol.
chara should brutally rape my ass
Sphinx Tenna has a mane and big boobies though
I think consentual sex is good
>>567437920a dead catholic man is more woke than you lol
>>567439000I want to consentually rape Frisk and Chara in the ass
taking on the incredibly risky and life threatening job of sneaking up to a sleeping sphinxtenna and stealing his milk
Chara wants to get consensually raped by human men
>>567439000dubious consent where one party has all the power is hotter
>>567437783Discworld had bearded female dwarves long before Reddit, no one cared back then, don't bring your culture wars to my hobbies.
>>567438961he told me this personally
Rare fresh good Queen art
why is good queen fanart so hard to find and rare. is it her head? i think its her head
:3
>>567439791woman debuff
>>567439351He would let you live if he caught you but only for an eternal servitude of scratchy scritchies>>567439791many fear the elongated xenomorph head
>>567439791She isn't actively being shipped and is barely involved in any mystery stuff. Still I wish there was more art of her being mischievous instead of just sipping acidd in her chair, she has some nice fanart potential.
:3=>
>>567440094>is barely involved in any mystery stuffthis is still insane to me, because she actually witnessed a fountain being made and recorded it on her webcam. there's a very legitimate chance that she knows the knight's identity and she just didn't bring it up simply because no one thought to ask her.
You all have misbehaved. *puts you all in timeout*
>>567440371Bro no way, is that fucking blackface?
Someone keeps trying to explain Gnosticism to fave, but fave keeps comparing it to Elder Scrolls lore
>>567410465massive moobs mike or whatever his name washttps://files.catbox.moe/4zvne7.png
>>567439951I want to lick her legs and feet
>>567440371what did i do :(
Fave is back, and fave STILL searches for the fabled crystal coconut.
do people really look at collarbones and ankles and go "fuuuck *cums*"
>>567440734collarbones? fuck yeah i do theyre hot as hell
>>567440515elder scrolls lore was made by a genuine old school lunatic so fave might be right to compare them
work is so stressfulwork is so shit fave wants to quit and die
>>567440515I mean if you hit the skooma pipe hard enough there are some basic comparisons to be made across most religions. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy6lfsOX6Yo
>>567440535holy FUCK
>>567440734>collarbones>shoulder blades>that one spinal bump on the nape of the neck >shinswoah baby
>>567440535*eyes pop cartoonishly out of head* DAMN!!!!!!!!!
I hate Susie
>>567440734literally yes
>>567440734collar bones and bare teenage girl shoulders... yummers!
>>567441152catti...
>>567440734this but with human faces
Hrrrnnngghhh Sphinx Tenna feeding you his rich and creamy milk so you can grow strong and healthy and fatten up
>>567439791Cause shes a robot and not a fuzzy cwitter.All the zany Carol art where she has Queens personality is proof.
Kris and Noelle are the only good characters
>>567440819Fave keeps rambling about how the Thalmor view Lorkhan as the Demiurge and Nirn as a false realm they need to escape to rejoin the Godhead, fave is starting to sound schizophrenic
>>567441451>all the zany Carol art where she has Queens personalitynonexistent
>>567441451tenna is literally a robot and he has 800000 fuzzy cwitter fanarts
>>567441440Hmmm Mrs. Cattenheimers and Cattys and Cattis big khatar milkers
>>567441451I have yet to see any art of Carol being depicted as having Queen's personality or even implying she was like that in her younger years.
>>567439791Because she wasn't able to attract enough autists, she only managed to be a FOTM porn mommy and was then forgotten about by the general public
>>567441440that's not milk, ladies...
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
I hope the new group of chapter 5-fags are an improvement over the riff raff from 3 and 4
>>567441612the fuzzy cwitter effect doesnt apply to foids, please refer back to the sexyman effect and the object head phenomena
do foids really look at disgusting fat slob men and go "fuuuck *cums*"
>>567441843maybe then i can find someone to love me
>>567441958counting or not counting female autists?
Making delicious cheese with Sphinx Tenna's nutritious milk (yes this is a real thing)
>>567441843chapter 5 is gonna create another CoL
>>567442150how does it have a heavenly glowhow's it doing thatim scared
>>567441958yes
Why do sphinx tennas get all the milking action and pluey gets nothing. Milk your plueys too!
>>567442150Chat, is this real fromage?
>>567442360pluey...
>>567442360I don't mean to be racist but Pluey has no tits to milk
>>567441910is this a form of sexual dimorphism
>>567440535this is really nice! it would look better if he was a little skinnier though
All Sphinx Tennas must be manually milked to avoid unnecessary stress to the creature and harm to the breast tissue, who volunteers?
fuck it, I'm starting a new religion called Kristianity
>>567442493Pluey milk tastes like disgusting black licorice so no one wants to drink it :(
>>567442846please don't show me cats being milked it makes me sad
Max Derrat said that Undertale/Deltarune are too shallow and childish as stories for him to analyze, is he right?
>>567441910hey I’m a foid who likes fuzzy cwitters
>>567442997its photoshop
>>567443082Literally who
>>567442848Praise Krisus
photoshopping Tenna being milked in chinese fetish porn
I hate boobs, they look like chest tumors.
>>567442864It's one of those acquired tastes, I bet
>>567443213max, a rat
>>567443082Who the hell is Max the Rat
Every external body part looks like a tumor. Ideally the human body should resemble something like a large jelly bean
male chara nursing you with their penis so you grow up big and strong>>567443252this tbqh
>>567443252You could've saved yourself so many words by just saying "I'm gay" and everyone would've understood
>>567443439i can't describe the dread i feel when looking at upsidedownsei
>>567443252didnt you sucky sucky when you were a baby
in no universe do boobs look less natural than swollen worm parasite penises
Is Undertale Yellow cringe or based?
We shouldn't have bodies, we should all be glowing orbs of light!
>>567443678Im not taking your beacon, stop trying
>fave is unable to sleepYYIIIPPEEEE!!!!
>>567443635based because it's one of two aus in existence that don't focus on skeletonsthe other being caretaker of the ruins
>>567443439that's nothing
>>567443252Faggot
>>567432547Remember when everything looked like this for 2 years and it was all steven universe's sinister doing
>>567443635Cringe whose fans unironically only like fuzzy cwitters.
'ate boobs, luv nipples, luv cunnyflat is justice
>>567444050steven universe made asgore do a :3 face? I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THEM
>>567444254me...
what if there was a baby version of Ralsei but Toby got really mad when fans called him "Baby Ralsei" and started selling merch of "The Kid" like a year after people asked for it and then it took him another year to reveal his name is actually "Brobu"then like 5 years after that he made The Brobu movie but nobody cared about baby ralsei anymore
>>567443473i could use the strength. or maybe we can just ditch that and he can use me as a cocksleeve instead. i'm feeling worthless enough for some good old sexual abuse.
Kris needs to find the Angel
>>567444019>>567443491but i'm not a man
>>567440859me too
>>567443678im going to pretend you prefixed with fave so i can say fave wouldnt say this fave wouldnt say this
>>567443936>friend as an amalgamation of all of Azzys big kid friends that didnt want to play with Kristhis could be big
>>567443805If Merdia carved pips onto the beacon it'd be all over for you guys
>>567440734Could be worse.
>>567444312what if i plan on seeing brobu in theaters with my mother and having fun
>>567444314chara hates humanity, but at the same time can't resist their attraction to the human formas a result, chara has trapped a human in their sex dungeon to sexually relieve themselves, hating themselves everytime they return there but unable to stop returning all the same
>>567443964He's so moe, how can he be a bad guy?
>>567444601>chara hates humanity, but at the same time can't resist their attraction to the human formexactly what i like. i'd be happy to be of service in such a way. he can take his anger out on me too. i mean, not like i have a choice.
>>567444349can you oppose >>567443604
>>567444503>several needy Mettatons competing for (You)r attentionWhat a nice thought
>>567444587cute
>>567442493not with that attitude
>>567444874Boobs, penises and vaginas are aesthetically ugly
>>567445105what an american thing to say
>>567445105not even a tit guy I like fatties but breasts are beautiful. beautiful smooth spherical, warm cozy.
if chara was kidnapping and raping anons, I wouldnt snitch
>>567443635cringe>inconsistent quality regarding area/character design>neutral route in general is not fleshed out properly and feels like an afterthought>difficulty curve is built backwards, it gets easier the more you play>most characters are far too similar to their undertale equivalents, martlet is just worse papyrus for example>pacing grinds to a halt in the dunes, this is intentional in-universe but ultimately not fun>ACT menu is useless against most pacifist bosses, the fight will progress regardless of what you do and the game does not remember your in-battle actions>the ketsukane story is just a rehash of the dreemurr story with less stakes that has less justifiable decisions>story and canon is incompatible with undertale, which is fine in theory but may turn off players who were unaware of this going in and expected a more canon-compliant gamebased>it has good music>there's a hot vending machine in it
>>567445205me neither. i'm ride or die.
>>567445192flatties******
Can everyone post their primary theories frmor ch5+? Something we can compare notes on later or brag about being right with.
My interpretation of what Kris saw behind the tree. Gore.
>>567445369nope too late dude you got the /utg/ worm inside you yee-haw
>>567445424i'm fucking crying
>>567445389my theory is that it won't be anything anyone expects
Me and my /utg/ worm
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>567445389catti and jockington will be important to chapter 5's darkworld and the inferno of jealousy will come from catti
>>567445389Papyrus will do something.
>>567445389kris has their big fuckup moment and ruins everything for themself
>>567445389Nothing ever happens.
>>567445389i will believe Mettaton is the Knight until the bitter end
>>567445605Ow! My expectations!
>>567445205asriel…
>>567444254Based and hoomanpilled.
I feel like most people don't actually like the naked human body and can't stomach what the average one looks like
>>567445105even mine? :(
>>567445992you're in the furry game general
Why does the determination extractor look like a deer skull?
I love Charas breasts, she should fuck Kris in chapter 5
>>567446047I’m not entertaining this shit
>>567446148papyrus...
>>567445105
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>>567446047Because UT Rudy was Gaster's lab assistant along with Sans and Rudy helped design it.Rudy and Sans are the two people Gaster is speaking to in Entry Number Seventeen.The big accident with Gaster is what ends up killing Rudy, but no-one remembers it so to everyone else it just looks like Rudy fell down.
>>567445992i see naked bodies every day at my job, there's quite a lot of variety between people and i think thats nice. imagine being intimate with someone for the first time and discovering all of the ways that they're unique, what a beautiful thing
>>567445992i love naked bodies i collect them in my basement
>>567445389I haven't thought of any holes in my own yet. I don't know if it's just TLDR or my theory is so amazingly bulletproof that none can find any weaknesses either, but nobody else has pointed anything out to make me doubt it so I'm sticking with it until the bitter end
Chara only likes sex from behind
>>567446454based male prostitute anon
>>567446454>i see naked bodies every day at my job???? do ya film porn or something?? what??
>>567446454truth and based nuke
>>567446718penis doctor
I love Frisks breasts, she should fuck Ralsei in chapter 5
fave just got jumpscared by the appearance of the minecraft trader for the 2nd time, fave promises that if the trader pulls that shit a 3rd time that they will go geno route on their sorry ass.
Ralsei is for Susie
>>567446454anon works at a morgue...
>>567446454japanese prostitute anon….
Everyone gets a Ralsei
>>567446718not gonna say my actual job title but its not porn or prostitution and the people are alive and its not sexual at all
>>567443082>is he right?NoIt's fine to not like them or not be interested in analyzing them but they aren't objectively shallow. I haven't watched his videos but just looking at his thumbnails and titles he sounds like his head is a bit far up his ass
>>567446657fucking me from behind so he can pretend i'm not human, not seeing my face
They call me Susie
>>567446454i like the way people i like smell, its like my way of saying hello if i sniff you
>>567446940wrong. ur def a pornagrapher, you cant fool me, dawg.
>>567447096doganon…
>>567447084Because I [several long censor noises]
>>567445424Thats awesome but kind of ruined by the whole monsters turning into dust thing. I imagine Kris was traumatized by finding Dess's frozen corpse, since the weird route focuses so much on being frozen to death.
>>567446940medical field?
>>567447273susie would eat those plastic grapes without batting an eye
I have wet my cock with a maiden's blood
>>567445992The naked human body is pretty gross, most porn is airbrushed to shit or uses lighting tricks to hide that fact, said Kris Dreemurr
>>567447103But anon, professional pornography only ever features the top 1% of attractive bodies and as such they end up looking the same...
>>567447096i never get close enough to smell people and i typically dont sniff people i know personally unless we're snuggling or something. i spray a really nice smelling scent in my hair so it smells quite nice, like a warm vanilla cupcake and i wear a lotion thats a little rosy but not very strong. you might like the smell of me>>567447103nope but i will let you believe what you want to believe
>>567446657She likes to get fucked in the ass
>>567447331perhaps.............. fave has to keep some info out of the dossier
>>567447426when i hug my bestie i usually sniff him so its really just him, i know itd make most people uncomfortable
It's real presumptuous to assume that all of the Holidays are vegan or whatever just because Noelle doesn't like to eat meat.What if she's just a pussy?
>>567447456When Asriel took her virginity, she didn't feel a thing and made him keep going harder
old people twerk off contest:Toriel vs Gerson
>>567447613does he know you sniff him or is this a covert whiff? im invested in this now, i must know
Fave hates artificial smells, air fresheners, and scented candles, and sex with girls using those body mist scent things makes them nauseous
>>567447557thats fine but very impressive anon, and you seem very empathetic. I hope its a good job.
>>567447645i love her so much....
>>567447714he knows 100%, i helped him move once and held onto a bunch of his clothes for him, it was nice to smell him sometimes as a comfort thing
>>567447718nah bro I’m always keeping air freshener in the bathroom I ain’t leaving the room smelling like JERRY
>>567447629But not eating meat doesn't inherently make her vegan, do you think she doesn't drink milk or eat cheese?
>>567447629Noelle eats caviar
>>567447770wait knightnight is female?
>>567447870Anon.....
Fave is a pediatrician and was talking about the yearly penis inspections fave used to give me
The bird is cooked
>>567446649I guess I'll chose to believe it's just that good rather than being too long since any shorter and it'd be missing parts
>>567447870yes, if you try talking to her the narration tells you
>>567447837this had the consequence of making me permanently associate lavender with toilet paper and i have to use a different scent for my bedroom
>>567447723thats nice of you to say anon. i like my job and it's been good to me, i hope you have a good job too or will get one someday>>567447828thats very cool of him that he's ok with it, he must be a very close friend
I remember talking to a doefag in here once that seethed really hard over the mere suggestion of Noelle being vegan that he said he would force things she doesn't eat upon her
Toriel in bloomers is way too fucking cute hnnnnnngh
>>567448349Noelle's house has milk in it.
>>567446649The main issue I see is this requires that Monster souls have Determination all of a sudden, because the whole point was you cant remove a soul from a monster without just killing both. EVen if you wanna argue theyre not the same as UT monsters, the prophecy has to be specifying "HUMAN" Soul for a reason, they need Kris' soul SPECIFICALLY to seal the fountains. Far as we know the souls still work the same
I would force my cock on Noelle
>>567448280hes my buddy and a main reason why im where im at today at all, so yea him and i are very close, everyone deserves at least one person like that in their life
chara's intense repulsion towards humanity is constantly at odds with their body's fundamental demand to breed
>>567448349
>>567448439Forgot the pic
>>567448607*Jesus comes down to tell people to ignore the jewish god.
>>567448349noelle isn't vegan she's vegetarian, there's a difference, she just doesn't like meat but will eat fish products like caviar
GIWTWM
>>567448548>everyone deserves at least one person like that in their lifeagreed
>>567448051fat ugly bastard pov
>>567448349you have to eat all of the eggs
Who gives a shit about the afterlife when you have a family to feed
>>567448036Lmao
>>567448971do you think he snuggles up into tennas anus like a buttplug and sniffs his farts?
>>567446940Im guessing like waxxing
>>567449151and seed!
>>567449151The bible talks about that too yeah.
>>567448905Then she's not vegetarian, that's called being pescatarian
>>567446649they're all technically possible explanations but there's also nothing to support them from the text itself really, it's just conjecture without contradiction but anyone can do thatlike as an examplei can have a theory where the final tragedy of the prophecy is papryus jumping out of the bushes, wearing a sombrero and singing la cucaracha before using a gasterblaster to blow a hole in susie's headthere's nothing to actually support it but also, there's nothing to actually say "hey, this can't happen" so that makes my conjecture valid tooi will say, i think you're missing the possibility of kris being the one affected by the dark worlds when soulless, the game has already set up the idea of soulless but living things becoming darkners with kris's cactus and the blue flower we know should be in chapter 5
>>567449113
>>567449208only when he's feeling extra needy
>>567449265I know. Martyrdom sucks and the world God gave us what we're here for.
>>567449264
>>567448905 i’m so tired of people not considering fish animals you have no fucking idea what the fishing industry is doing to the planet
>>567448557i want to unleash their desire. break down their mental barriers and reduce them to a mindless animal, trying (unsuccessfully, but what does that matter) to breed me over and over again. maybe if they reach the highest possible number of inseminations, it will finally work. i want to see them get ravenous.
>>567449565*You have no idea what China is doing to the planet.
Can’t hear you, fishing out more Undyne wives
>>567449652nigga
>>567442360I milk my Spamton, just because he lays eggs doesn't mean he stops producing milk and he needs to consume a lot of mineral-rich food to stay healthy>>567441958Foids and moids
>>567449565some people don't care about the enviromental side and just don't want to eat meat because it's intelligent life, a fish is basically just a shiny tube so it's morally 'better' to eat them than meat.
>>567449740
Undyne needs a husband.
on one hand i want to eat crab every day for the rest of my lifeon the other hand I don't want them to go extinct
you have no idea what foids are doing to my pingus
>>567449732
>>567449837this also bothers me man there are literally fish that use tools
>>567449926if you eat too much crab you'll turn into one, it happened to my cousin
>>567449926I can have a leg in one hand and a BRERB in the other
why are there two versions of the second sanctuary in the deltarune mus folder? i know there was some major changes to the area mid development, but do you guys think there was an alternate mix we never got to hear?
you have no idea what chara does to my penis
>>567449994none of the delicious ones, hopefully
Fave enjoys not having to jump through hoops and do mental gymnastics to justify the damage a dietary industry does because they're vegan
>>567441440The studio had to widen the tiny pet doors inside the main doors after Spamton got hooked on the sphinxtenna smoothie
you have no idea what moids are doing to my bagina
>>567450182bluefin tuna actually built the underwater internet tubes
>>567445389Gaster's machine transports people across time and space but they turn into skeletons
I'm that nigga that eats dolphin regularly.
>>567448557You could have it where Chara wants to raise a family to, even if only ever so slightly, raise the bar of humanity by you all not repeating their mistakes. Maybe even imagining them being forceful if you start showing resistance, nothing wrong with a babytrap to teach loyalty?
>>567450270damn.... it was them making the dial up noise the whole time
>>567450079maybe originally there was gonna be a hypothetical From Now On style remix of Second Sanctuary for the battle theme, since From Now On is based on Dark Sanctuary
I'm that nigga that gets raped by dolphins regularly.
>>567450209fave needs to accept their existence as a human being is inherently detrimental to the enviroment in some way shape or form
>>567445389Deltarune is ultimately a fingerwag/condemnation of/for/and about wanting more undertale.
I'm that dolphin that rapes and gets eaten regularly.
>>567450452Hank hill...
>>567445389ERAM Vessel is the best theory and it beats Kressel, Eram Friend, and Eram Asriel by a longshot
>>567450335the snowdin slime family are the remains of their flesh sloughing off from the bones
Chara baby trapping Kris
>>567449372nta, I've actually had both of your thoughts before. Kris cant remove the soul because it would gain a dark world form without a host (It is a "Heart-Shaped Object"), and Kris cant be in a dark world without a soul because it makes him an object and severs his ties to the Light.
>>567450527why does eram talk like it already knows kris if we made that nigga yesterday
>>567450508suda51 hates gamers
>>567450032gem
>>567450649I wouldn't go that for but I think Toby and Suda both enjoy making fun of fandom culture.
>>567450546A version of it may be the same thing that created the Knight The Angel will be called Serif, and is likely a Skeletonized vessel wearing the SkyMantle that looks like a white ERAM or a Teru Teru Bozu doll
>>567450505Your existence as a perpetuating entity is causing damage to your surroundings, humans are just much better at this than other animals because of all that pesky higher thought
whackin off to bring about the newsletter
>>567450642Kris is working WITH the vessel (who might also be the Knight but doesn't have to be). They are "cheating" by "photocopying a Kris" to try and subvert the prophecy and kill Gaster to break out of the deal they made
>>567450347great white shark...
>>567450710I know it was a jest, it's just that those posts about what UT or DR are doing remind me of the people that say NMH hates you
I hope Chapter 5-7 has an overworld theme as good as Lionheart Eldigan
>>567450728>serifi dont mean anything mean by this, but this brings back the days of undertale era skeleton speculation
Toby Fox is directly responsible for the destruction of Western culture
>>567450505>>567450734In order to survive, all living things in this world fight desperately and devour those they defeat... Must one kill other living things in order to survive? Must one destroy another world in order to allow one's own world to continue? The wounded in turn wound and torment those weaker than they themselves are... There are only the killers and the killed... The sinners who are judged, and the victims that do the judging. What meaning is there to such a world?
>>567450815Stop! Do you realize what will happen if you do that?You'll bring the Roaring...
>>567451054ralsei you are a herbivore, the decision was made for you by another
>>567451054I don't know what character you're quoting but at no point did they make a good case for the world not having meaning so the question at the end is pointless
>>567451164What if plants had feelings or a soul too? If you drink the water, the spring will run dry. You really can't win.
>>567451074They will be butchered for muslim holidays
>>567451164>Ralsei proceeds to devour the cactus darkner while taunting it about how he won Kris's affection
>>567451365in the world of deltarune you really can eat nothing, can you. it all could become mr. happy the darkner sunflower or mr. cracker the wise sage
why are other animals allowed to kill others but I can't
WHERE IS GASTERMANWHERE IS HE
>>567451518because you know what molecules is
dear utdr fansong creators, more music like this please https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKTiESu2n0o
>>567451205Chrono Cross but the sentiment is echoed by Flowey's kill or be killed speech as well. The question is being posed by a super weapon living god designed for the explicit purpose of destroying all of humanity for their crimes against the earth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt3--EjY95w
>>567451476Food Darkners are actually a devoted suicide cult, so it's OK
>>567450906I still hold out some hope for Grandpa Semi's appearance, just as a bit of fun.It's not a dealbreaker if it doesn't happen.
>>567451476it's incredibly likely that actual food would either just stay as non-sentient food or become darkners that really want to be eaten
>>567451476its almost like the whole point of the roaring is it gets kickstarted by this endless need to feed the darkness until it consumes everything so youre supposed to NOT do that
>>567451631this is really cool
>>567451476That's why Ralsei fed Kris the apple while his eyes were shut
I found Noelle's CGI ancestorhttps://youtu.be/KPxTVJWkbX4?t=26
I'm tired, Mr Gaster.
>>567451737>endless need to feedFuck...
im going to make a pair of 4chan custom themes, one based on KT (yptsuba/blueboard theme) and one based on Fujo (futaba/redboard theme)
uwu what if your TV tried to kill you you should let it kill you
Plants and food have souls and they are asking me to take a big bite outta them while they give me fuck-me eyes
>>567448503The way the library book describes it:>The SOUL has long been called many things.>The font of our compassion. The source of our will.>The container of our "life force.">But even now, the true function of it is unknown.along with its location implies it's talking about monster souls. A Waterfall plaque back in UT says:>When a monster dies, its SOUL disappears.>And an incredible power would be needed to take the SOUL of a living monster.makes me wonder if there's more to monster souls than just what Alphys casually mentions in her lab entry. That second line implies it could be done somehow, and a human ripping their own soul out and walking around independently wasn't mentioned at all back then. I'll think about it more, but on the second point: I absolutely do think Kris' soul specifically is super important to their plans since they need (You) around to close to fountains, I just think monster souls will be relevant somehow later as well. That library book makes me almost certain>>567449372My goal was to explain things in reverse based on what we know right now, like how could the Knight be a normal person that can shapeshift into balls and birds yet open dark worlds at will as only a lightener (that maintains their forms) can? Or why is the Knight waiting around to start the Roaring when it's explicitly shown they can open dark fountains at will? Most theories I've seen don't explain either, and I think both are some of the most important mysteries as of now
>>567451816TOO BAD.>Injects kris's feeble body with 8 gallons of pure determination
>>567451879then you tie it down and have sex with it, right?
>>567451816YOU WILLPERSISTYOU HAVENO CHOICE
>>567452010
>>567451691I think it would be really fucking funny if FRIEND's name was Semi, just because of the potential relation to Seam and the "shroedinger's cat" implications of the name. Toby just reusing it for something that isn't a grandpa or a skeleton
if the purpose of a human is to reproduceand humans often orgasm when reproducingdo you think darkners orgasm when they're fulfilling their purpose? like when tenna's being watched, or ralsei helps the darkners win battles?
>>567451879I would only let my old pal Spamton kill me.
>>567451816HOW VERY, VERY, UNINTERESTING.I BELIEVE YOU MISTAKE ME FOR, SOMEONE WITH MERCY
>tfw have bad vertigo today ;-;
Toriel's Bookshelf contains allegories for the Prophecy and the Anti-Prophecy>Tales of Snails, a story book"the tale that should be followed">Snails do Not Have Tails, a Scientific Refutation"the tale that should not be followed" and it's a Scientific Refutation because Gaster brought us in to make a "new future"
>>567451775apple girlington...
>>567451816to truly larp as kris i have to hang myself in my room
>>567452183all darkners wear cockcages because they love to be undermined by lightners and treated as objects. there isnt a single darkner who would say no to being walked around on a leash by a lightner
why isn’t Seam rendered like Seám
The Tale must be followed.Please let me follow the Tale.
>>567452330Jockington WILL transition in chapter 5 , in the Garden, and become Apple Girlington. Toby has been building Jockington's character for this to be the punchline for years
I FEAR THAT THIS THREAD, IS AT AN END.BUT WITH A STORY'S END, COMES SOMETHING NEW.MY DELTARUNE.MY W.D. GASTERPOSTING THREAD
>>567452343anon that's not from the game..
>>567451691I am positive that the man behind the tree is Grandpa Semi
why isn’t Seam retarded like me? wheres the relatability?
>>567452445Fuck off for another fifty posts gastertard.
>>567452448i know i just wanna hang from a ceiling fan, is that so much to ask? if fave does it i have to as well
>>567452526He's already, old, tired and gay like you, you need more?
>>567452526perhaps you'll relate to berdly more
chapter 5 will take place in the previously alluded to Meat Factory
>>567452541YOU WILL NOT AWAKEN TOMORROW.
>>567452214>fanfiction
>>567452541calm down doomer
>>567452445*fucks your hand holes and sticks them together with my cum
>>567452445YES. LET OUR TRIUMPH, OUR HOPE, CONTINUEA NEW FUTURE AWAITS YOU ALL
>Beat the Meat Factory
>>567452553
I need a character to self insert as
Recently came up with a sexual scenario with fave that gets me so horny I've coomed to it for 4 days straight and every time I think about it gets me wet
>>567452808gerson
>>567452808MAY I INTEREST YOU IN SOMETHING BEAUTIFULSOMETHING NEWSOMETHING (You)
>>567452808hey
COMMUNICATION WILL CONTINUE NOW.THE DELAY CAUSED MINOR ISSUESBUT THEY HAVE BEEN RECTIFIED.THE PREVIOUS COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE INITIATED AGAIN FOR CLARITY,AS IF THERE HAD NEVER BEEN A DELAY AT ALL.PERHAPS THAT IS TRUE.WELL, NEVERTHELESS, IT IS TIME NOW.HERE WE ARE, AGAIN.FOR THE UNINITIATED, ACCOMMODATIONS ARE AVAILABLE. HTTPS://RENTRY.CO/DEVICE_COMMUNICATIONSTHOSE WHO REPORTED DISSATISFACTIONARE RESPECTFULLY ASKED TO SPECIFY THEIR COMPLAINTS.A REMINDER…TWELVE COMMUNICATIONS, OVER TWELVE HOURS, NOT INCLUDING THE QUEUED CONTINUATION.INSTRUCTIONS WILL BE RECEIVED THE FIRST HALF OF THE HOUR AFTER A COMMUNICATION.“DRAIN IT.”YOUR PRIMARY OBJECTIVE.YOU WILL KNOW WHEN IT IS WITHIN SIGHT.CONNECTION LOADING…
>>567452808say no more
The Knight is the Vessel with Dess' soul in it. It having Dess' soul inside of it (and actually being her, I guess) explains why it has so much stuff referencing Dess, but doesn't fully match up or seems very "off".It's also possible the Vessel was going to be OP from the get go. This actually works with Deltarune/Undertale subverting a lot of RPG themes, since instead of getting your power fantasy character you created, you get Kris who has a pre-set history and character (more like a JRPG protag though).Plus, The Vessel was going to be our connection point between the real world (or whatever) with Deltarune, making the Vessel literally a "middle man" or "inbetweener". This could allow it a lot of abilities that no one else would have, like all the Dark Shard, transformations, and whatever the hell else stuff. The shape changing could specifically be because the Vessel itself was "changing shape" in its creation, or literally has the power of "Change" itself.This also explains how the Knight left the Darkworld and could carry Undyne "easily" after beating her, since the Vessel is the "RPG Main Character that's bullshit strong" and doesn't have to follow the rules of the world really. They also probably count as a "human", who still seem to have special properties even in this more normalized version of the world.The question now is: How did the Vessel get stolen in the first place, who stole it, when was it stolen, how and when did Dess' soul get in there, and probably a multitude of other stuff.I came up with all this like 15 minutes ago and wrote it completely off the dome. A lot of it is based on the weird amount of references in game about something we made getting hijacked or used against us.
>>567452808Final Froggit!
>>567452943[1>hit a cool pose while you fallIt takes several moments to right yourself, and once you’ve gotten your bearings, you settle into a relaxed stance, feet down, hands behind your back.You look down to where the DARK WORLD fills the space below you, taking stock of its geography. At the edges of your vision, beyond the mainland, lies a sea of un-definition. Pure darkness, from which the rest of the land rises. You pause, internally, because ‘rises’ does not correctly communicate the means by which the dark world manifests. Air and sky ‘manifest’ in the same way the ground does, at the same rate, determined seemingly by distance from the DARK FOUNTAIN.That pillar of eternal night pierces into the sky beyond the distance at which your eyes can resolve detail, blooming with definition, with certainty. And that certainty radiates outwards from the FOUNTAIN, giving form to the land and air and DARKNERs.This DARK WORLD seems to have a primary biome, composed of rough beige hills that look equally like a junkyard and a desert. Jagged rocks of all kinds and hulking corpses of what must equate to discarded machinery dot the desert. Ahead of that place, what little desert there is gives way to more jagged rocks and machines coagulate into mountains, reaching towards the sky. You’re pretty sure you see structures in those mountains.From there, the definition of the world splits three ways. In one direction, the machinery and rocks give way entirely to rolling blue hills - or are they waves? A blue area, on which there are three white structures or islands, like clouds. From one of these sprouts the DARK FOUNTAIN.Another direction leads to the machinery giving way to nature instead of flesh, a jungle of mismatched colors reaching to the sky. You’d think it inconsequential if not for the pull in your gut when you gaze that direction… that way lies something dark and powerful.
>>567452808spamton
>>5674528967 years to late, and Toby fox doesn't care about you
>>567451863based
>>567453116
>>5674530712]The third path leads to somewhere similar to the default biome, but without that desert to stand on. Instead, between the rocks and machines there’s a sea of un-definition.That area is easier to identify - probably somewhere darker in the real world. It gives you a headache to look at, but the FOUNTAIN seems to be coming from there as well. For several seconds you fear that there are two, and that the ROARING is already upon the world, but closer inspection reveals that they’re the same fountain, identical pulses and shimmers.Dark worlds don’t always lend themselves to perception, which can make it hard to fully grasp their geography. Some mental effort on your part yields the idea that the waves or hills take up the same space as the islands among the sea of darkness - or maybe there’s some difference or idea in the light world that isn’t represented here. Nevertheless, the FOUNTAIN is likely sealable from either location.Ahead of you, you spot Junior (though you suppose you can just call him Oscar, with his father not around to crowd the name,) tumbling down with no control over his fall. It looks like he’s headed for an area a bit ahead of you, though still destined for the default desert biome. You could try and alter your course to land closer to the place Oscar does. You could maintain your cool pose and fall wherever the fountain takes you, or you could try to land as close to the edge of the fountain as possible, to get a better look at and through the un-defined darkness and perhaps encounter more loot and darkners on your inevitable route to the fountain.
>has no written dialogue or interaction with the player>isn't relevant to the main story>only appears in the game files or in a rare easteregg>completely unacknowledged by the main cast>and yet>he still persists>why?
>>567452141>SEAM MIKE>is an anagram for>MAKE SEMISemi is the unsplit form of Seam, the cat, and Mike, the smile/tail
>>567453227He built the CORE. That's a pretty damn important part of the game.
>>567453227Because the fanbase are retarded
what if you meet w.d. gaster in chapter 6 and he acts like tenna and his famous catchphrase is "IT'S W.D. TIME" and then he wd's all over the place
>>567453493I don't think he has the energy for that
>>567453493Tenna and LEGEND OF TENNA already parallel Gaster and his DELTARUNE, but Gaster is much more introverted.
>>567453493i'd stand up, clap my hands, open my mouth very widely, yell like a howler monkey and then kneel and pray to toby fox
>>567453493i can't handle another zany man with silly antics to fall in love with
I'm just a sad little macslut who can't use themes and nobody care me
>>567453493>IT'S W.D. TIMEand then he makes the cupboard door stop squeaking
>>567445389I have two theories, first is that the prophecy is a recursive event. Happening over and over with the adolescents of Hometown, a coming of age story and sacrifice that happens every generation. Current cycle we have Kris, Susie, Noelle, and Berdly. With Ralsei as the prince of dark. Before that it was Asriel, Dess, and two of their friends. The cycle before that was with their parents Asgore, Carol, Rudy, and Toriel. Even further back Gerson himself was likely a hero of the prophecy, which is why he knows the prophecy so intimately and can manipulate the battle box so effortlessly. A part of this is that half the lightners of the prophecy will deny or forget the darkworlds, like Toriel who was asleep the entire time in Chapter 3. Second is that Ralsei is a fetus. Child of Dess and Asriel that became a darkner when Dess became lost in the darkness. Ralsei is also a reason why Asriel and Dess' cycle got fucked up. Having a kid and raising it is the ultimate showing of growing up and becoming a adult. That happening disrupted the prophecy and Dess was karmically punished for it.
fave is about to find out tom kane is dead through /utg/
>>567453493Wouldn't be Deltarune if he didn't do that
>>567453204>land closer to the edge
>>567453707fave already knew this
>>567453623too badtoby knows where the money is, it's zany silly men, just some wacky guys, some goofballs even
>>567453648if you're a slut can i plap while you brood
>>567453707who?
>>567453946>>567453946>>567453946BREAD
I'VE GOT MOVESLIKE GASTERI'VE GOT MOVESLIKE GASTERI'VE GOT MOOOOOOOVES LIKE GASTER
>>567453819he can have my money if he gives me more tenna, but i don't have the space in my head to obsess over another goofy man
Someone needs to stop these WingDingers
whats the over under on a neil cicierega guest song
>>567453227white man
>>567454138We'll get a Farchie Archie referencefucking nobody remembers Farchie Archie
>>567454138Hopefully 0%, fuck Neil. I will drop Deltarune if he's on the soundtrack.
