>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>567346402
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gg that was a bit of a mess I thought you were going to ult before her jump
>>567426029'drishh
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>>567426029whoops
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>>567426343sent that freak flying/10
>replay elden ring after few years>never played sorcerer, decide to make a pure sorcerer build>20 vig, 30/30 atn/int or something, takes 10,000 to gain one level>stuck at RennalaIt's just a piece of bad game design for a solo player. I never struggled in this game before Melania perhaps because I always played melee/roll slop character but now I literally want to kill myself.The irony of this shit is that I can't even respec my character. Just pure genius game design, can't say anything else.Okay I can use save editor and re-allocate my stats a bit, I guess I need even higher int and less atn. Fuck you miyazaki rot in hell you piece of shit jew cunt.
>>5674263435/10
>>5674264092/10 you again are just pressing a button and winning
Game still has these funny glitches. Other one is the dragon but it takes few tries to lure it out of its bounds. Sometimes the dragon will still reset back to its origin and doesn't die though.
It's so sad Shifty died on may 17 as someone predicted 10 days ago
>>567426529not getting 30 vig at least is the big nigger moment for you
>>5674267593/10 bit more to this still but wildly unimpressive
>>567427035show me an example of what you consider impressive
>>567426529nigga just get a fucking uchigatana or morning star from the starting areas, put cold on it and beat her ass like come on man. or just any weapon upgraded with the smithing stones from the nearby mine that gives you the smithing stone bell. nothing is impervious to getting smacked with metal
>>567426529like that is almost endgame mind, you could have hp and damage, just use blue flasks and troonveil but no
>>567427124Not just pressing a button or parrying one time and winning. A drawn out fight or a bit of ingenuity that one of you capitalises on and wins.
a hecking honourable rollslop dancerino! gesturing at the boss!
>>567426062'ishh
>>567426907>>567427156>>567427215Yeah I didn't pay attention to leveling because I'm ignorant. That's the only thing what I overlooked. I have all the other stuff, meteor staff and rocks and unlocked the sorcerer teacher.>>567427156I began with astrologer and only pumped some vigor, rest to int and mana.I think my dexterity and str are probably not high enough for uchigatana but I'll see what I can do.These are fun games but in moderation only.
heckin bambino chungusrino wholesome chungus rollerino heckin polite bow heckin heckerino chungus
wir sind getrennt von seinen losen, und zieh'n in unbekannte schlacht...
'ate the 'ebm
was happy to get this until i realised i'd rather run +3 vigor
>>567429419heckin wholesome hardswap epic wholesome chungus parry epic wholesome so chungus silly red man chungus epic
omg i clapped when the silly wholesome chungus evil red man brought in hacked 999x consumables then hardchungus'd after the chungus parry on the clueless pve'er!!! heckin wholesome!!!
>>567429419oh my REDDIT
ummm wow you guys are wanna see this. this chungus just chungus'd a pve chungus with his chungusslop
>>567425986sentthatfreakflying/10
>>567429446true
'te the 'bm
careful, you'll send the redtroons into a threadlong mass reply melty with these freak-bodying truth nukes
r8
what's wrong with some of you
>>567414449Maybe terr is still mad because nezuk blocked him and put him in the dsg blocklist for fcs
13966456
>>5674294193/10>>5674301391/10>>5674306458/10
>>567430645thats funny 7/10 , if you'd use rot or poison for the kill 8.5/10
can you do crow quills in eldie ring
>>567430782seems like dine warlord > terrsultanjeeta
terr means victory
gg dogs, rare accidental sorcery game. remove normal dogs from DoN please
>>5674294192/10
>>567431472why do you want to remove the dogs.
>>5674301399/10
the latest list of dsgtroons to block for a better fc experience:Grass (我爱大屁股)https://steamcommunity.com/id/grassemblemPancakes (pseudo quality, No Damage)https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198217967883Matthewhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198024228310/Gyup (Pete)https://steamcommunity.com/id/squ1nky/Mettlemeshhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/Keter32All American Badasshttps://steamcommunity.com/id/DarkSouls3WonFarfaille (ChampionGrimm, Net Wizard, Bababooey)https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198043883200/Asoyal_Sniper ( w/ Comrade Joe butt buddy) fun fact: this retard got invaded by poopa and lost badlyhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198144701446/https://steamcommunity.com/id/DavyJones1751Dogged Contenderhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198042461371Zemhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199295400823hi blue sentinelhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199149841906lockness320https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198138978450/terrhttps://steamcommunity.com/id/terrterr/wex dust chadhttps://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198044355611/
>>567431216>>567430782ironic since they’re both brown and homosexuals
hbsc it onwards
'e the 'm
>>567432283doing this to trish before i brick her with the rce
>>567426529Just beat her to death, even as a pure mage you can still do all the same shit and need barely any points to wield something like a Lordsworn Straight Sword or Cleanrot Knight's Sword.
>>567432051I'm not on this list, retard.
>>567432051Block terr for shitposting and griefing.
just tested this relic setup to carry D0 randoms, it's pretty fucking insaneonce I got some damage negation going on it was impossible to die
>>567426529Just spam rock sling at her, retard.
3 is coming back and so is dsg
>>567432872it's the crystal darts for me
dsg is returning and gemmy will be there too
>>567432872what do you even need fists for at D0just two hand your raider weapons
>>5674322831/10 again
mage discrimination in FCs
>>567432872nigga playing d0 in the big 2026
>>5674326509/10 best one yet
>>5674332391/10 sekret club inside joke you had to be there type of shit
>>567432283>>567432650blocking somebody in is always funny
hefty pots killed fcs
>>567433178I had the relic so why not>>567433285erg queueing times too long, practice block likely
>>567433795
yall a bunch of coomers
>>567433901naam?
>>567433901i wont block creasy. no matter how retarded he is and how garbage his builds are
queue
>>567434152Belán Rodríguez de Torres
>>567433961god damn you faggots are lame
>>567434152adit sharma
>>5674337958/10 unexpected love seeing angry cucks not their critties
>>567434282you're not practice
>>5674341371/10 well done for pressing a button
>>567434602kek
>>567434646lol seethe and cope faggot
>>5674346021/10 don’t understand
>>567426343execlown humiliation ritual
>>567434646it could be him, he compared me to creasy during his meltyif true idk what triggered him, not following his ping when the run was already wrapped up or calling him out on underperforming and 2bar'ing to bugs as a response to his shitposteither way is fine, I'm not his lapdog
>>567435360Stop spiking your cortisol over nothing
>>567425986>3/10+You hit++him falling down is kinda funny>>567426227>4/10++the first fall was funny++the turn around follow up was cool>>567426343>4/10+4 glitches are funny>>567426409>1/10+the double kill is ok i guess>>5674267594/10+4 double katana with the tiny one plus meteoric blade? Style+2 cool parry-2 Nagakiba with spinning slash
>>5674358292/10 posttrying too hard
when you bring the dragon breath bill to the 'lub
>>5674350137/10>>5674355231/10>>5674361830/10
gg red birds
Finally an ED balancer game after so long.
>>567435523common cringe grape
whos the guy rage replying to all my 'bms
fucking lightroll
where are the girls
>>567436978legendary practice post
We are the ergieyogurts
@jeetazucan you make a webm like this but for every nightlord
why is he spamming so much today?
ggpost
>>567436978bro is playing in 1p
today is not my day huh
>>567438347anons raped him last thread. something terrible happened and this is the result.
>>567438697what does a good day look like to you
>>567435829>>567433961guys please u didn't le rate my 'bm I'm literally shaking rn
uh oh DOS is awake
post shart'eign clips 959
>>567439172but i dideldieeldie ring
>it actually was himkek your pettiness knows no limits
frick the worm
>>567436978Uhhm... where is the wylder's 6th sense?
nigreign isnt 'ing chvd ask the lorefags
>passive aggressive vagueposting>elden ring generalit insists upon itself
>>567439609Why didn't you use the perfume?
>>567439749You can kill it before it blooms. I guess the perfume is nice if you wanna solo it
gg dargon, rare giants flame take thee on a non giants flame seal
>>567439689I say this and think this
>>567428061I made a new character, fuck sorcerers, they are for FAGGOTS. I just glitch the dragon and get 120,000 runes and sword and board as usual.
bro is level 60 getting filtered by renalla i cant
https://www.independenttalent.com/actors/john-hodgkinson/Actor John Hodgkinson's CV lists him as playing Seluvis in the Elden Ring movie.So unless Seluvis is secretly hundreds of years old [possible], this suggests that the movie is set in the "present" and also features Ranni.
>>567443362Rinaldi... Ronaldo... Elden Ring II.
thread's dead
>>567432650absolutely cheesed, slimed, and disrespected8/10 for me
gg greg, rare carian grandiur game
>>567439609>>567440695congrats you did itcan you stop running dormant gb and pinging mines when we're already underleveled now?
>>567443634and Serafinowicz is Godfreyhttps://www.curtisbrown.co.uk/client/peter-serafinowicz-1/cv
>seluvis>godfreydamn it they're doing the tarnished story aren't they
>>567445429I dont go mines i grab stones from statues so ydptg
love love seluvis
>>567445821it was always wishful thinking to hope for anything other than flashbacks at most for scenes outside of the game's own narrative
I dont understand why you were standing in the middle of them but gg
gg that was... differentnot sure I enjoy it
>>567445821It's a 100 hour game, I have no fucking idea how they'd do the main story. Especially considering there's barely a plot in the first place. My cope is that Seluvis and Godfrey are historical characters and it's still set in the far past. Or maybe an anthology kind of thing that jumps around. Or a different Tarnished who died before we got there.So we now know:Emma Laird - MarikaPeter Serafinowicz - GodfreyJohn Hodgkinson - SeluvisMy strong guesses for the rest:Cailee Spaeny - Melina - the right age, kind of looks like her, is listed second in the cast listHavana Rose Liu - Ranni - the right age, kind of looks like her, we know Seluvis is in Sonoya Mizuno - Malenia - right age, doesn't much look like Malenia but this character is probably going to involve heavy costuming and CGI, has a background in dancing that Garland specifically scouted her for for other roles for use in fight choreographyMy pulled out of my ass guesses for the remainderJefferson Hall - Rykard? He's the right age and looks the part.Nick Offerman - Radahn? He's relatively high in the cast listing and I don't know who else he could be if he's not Godfrey.Jonathon Pryce - Gideon? Who else is a really old British male of relevance that isn't Godfrey?Kit Connor - Tarnished OC? He's listed first on the official announcement.
>>567446405If we run away from the hive after they're stunned and kill a couple only like 3 really chase you and then you go back to the same loop as the start, I think it's optimal
>>567446335>>567446405we could've easily stunlocked them to death because at least 2 of us had the dmg, but I see erg will never stop doing the kill one, run away, kill one strat, but then they complain that the fight is boring/scripted.
>>567447029bro we are not him. also the stunlock doesn't always get them because they die at different timings
>>567446874general wholesome bacon freedom...
>>567446874It will be a 4 hour movie
>>567446874>>567445821Now you understand why it was a stupid fucking idea in the first place. Wouldn’t be surprised if it was something Bamco/shareholders insisted on.
>>567446874Offerman could also be Hewg if they're doing a Tarnished or the Tarnished. Offerman might be too old for Radahn. Tom Burke under heavy makeup is probably Morgott, he specializes in exhausted, tragic authority figures.
>>567446142
gg heolster
At least with the elden ring extended universe now we'll get elden ring 2 and maybe they'll actually do something with godwyn
>>567449021Oh I remember that I mean It would've worked if the other caker was there and it wasn't really my idea we were just going trough there to leave the rain, why the free animosity
>>567445429You don't have to follow her you knowPlus GB RoA is good against the worm so whats the issue? Some people are tired of the same boring 12 minute ed balancer fight over and over
>>567449315yeah dont make me sic mogh on you ****
>>567449387I was griefing harder that game but you also went to a mine in the rain there too
>>567449995In my defense that run the beastclaw greathammer L2 would dissapear because there was a slight inclination between me and mohg, stupid fucking game
>>567450204Same thing happens with beastclaw. I missed a bunch that would've killed him. They can't fix that or successive dormant fucking over your succesive damage negation and people think they're gonna add more content kek
>>567450204that would be incline bitch nigga
>>567450632Oh right, thank you, I'm esl saaaar
>>567436057Cant help it, its my nature>>567429419>1/10+1 ok parry>>567430139>6/10+3 nice backstep backstab+3 nice axe follow up>>567430645>7/10+5 funny, cool and useful glitch usage+2 killing afk farmnigger>>567432283>>567432650>7/10+4 blocking people is funny+2 good use of HA+1 for the meme emote on one and the weapon choice on the other>>567434602>5/10+2 being helpful+3 synchrony>>567433961>2/10+2 if the fall was accidental, 0 if it was planned
>>567450762that's ok
Hello
>>567450632>>567450762you're both eslan incline creates an inclination between things
>>567445429Undertaker can literally just turn on ultra instinct and not die in the mines just let them go do whatever
>>567452091fucking retard
I swear the griefbow whispers to ergies like the fucking green goblin mask
gg bugs, I am the the supreme champion of the Not Getting My Spell Award
>>567449021>Blocking your own name like a little bitch Hmmm
>>567452216Yeah, using one (1) slot for the strongest attack in the game that needs no passives, is dirt cheap FP wise and costs no stamina is really sandbagging. People only got mad at dingle because he wouldn't use a fucking melee weapon as well as his griefbow.
>>567449021Bodied that freak nicely done
>>567451709how are you today?
chugging estus and siegs, estus and siegs
>>567452435that is what should happeninstead the gb user is beset by whispers to grief at random times in the run
The dragonkin soldier WILL topple with this next charge attack, I believe it in my heart.
I don't remember all the bow locations or forge minigames so I shant bother with griefbow memes
>ELDEN RING BINGOWhy not just Elden Ringo
What's one spell class you wish got expanded more on in the dlc?
>>567457782don't give a shit, I would've preferred they didn't fuck the lore more than anything
>Cold dogsMy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined, GG though
>>567456065He's so cool...
>>567457782Faith/Int incants.
Ballistae having more projectile weight makes sniping the redmane archer more annoying but it's still possible
>beastslop rev leaves because there's a player with what looks like edited relics>ends up fucking over the innocent third party and themselves We won anyway worthless cuck.
>>567459779desu if there's a hacker carrying a free win I'll take it, then just report them after
>>567459779>Not quitting out and blocking cheatersNot me in that game but I'm not going to play with fags, if someone has cheated relics I quit out at match start and block them. Losing rank is absolutely nothing, the delta between the cap and the D4-D5 threshold is so huge you can quit out of any cheater games and never hit it.
>>567459935>hackerYou aren't hacking anything, it's called pulling up CE. >carrying a free withDepends, they are usually terrible players, so that's not even true either. >>567460071>moralfag is too retarded and selfishMany such cases.
>>567460143>SelfishThey are ruining my experience with their selfish faggot behavior, why should I not ruin theirs?
>>567460268You are too stupid to just finish the match and block instead, you fuck over yourself and, more importantly, an innocent third player. You're a clown and not some moral crusader.
>>567460380wow, always love to see the best nightreign pairing, thanks
>>567460376>you fuck over yourselfI lose literally nothing.>an innocent third playerIt is their choice to play with cheaters, I am allowing them that choice>You're a clown and not some moral crusader.You're brown, but also I'm not out to prevent cheaters from playing, I'm just not going to play with them. Cheat all day, I don't care, you just won't be playing with me.
With the exception of beastslop revs, cheaters are usually funny to play with because they are so bad and will die in hilarious ways throughout the run. The beastslop rev cheaters are usually so OP they clean up the whole map, and then job hard to the nightlord, which is still funny, but less so.
how do I respond without sounding mad?
>>567460525
>>567460882>4 barYou are simply a retarded shitter
>>567460380>>567460525>>567461025You just know rev raped her with her giant futa doll cock after this
>>567460882"gg greg" and a victory screenshot
ladies of the road
>>567460882Equip earplugs level 5
gg hoarse. I finally completed my curved swords build for dex caker, you need a ton of specific relics like executing art + dormant. Shit hits sooo hard, and you can get to the finisher quick from a jump/dash L1
How did I get one shot there at the end by one stamp? I had 1700 hp and taking damage negation even if I was 1 hp down stupid horse
zorblord is dueling the horse
>>567463078U got hacked wcyd
gg hors, the RKR iron ball charge attacks were hitting for about 4k with all the buffs stacked. Pretty rare to get an inventory that stacked
>>567463185Good run
>>567463109He's so skilled
>>567463670>>567463109>easiest nightlordZorbfraud*
I get to play one game this day and it's with braindead retard faggot randoms who chose to turn one of the bugs red and then spend the entire time fighting the other one doing 0 damage to Animus while dying to the lasers every time. How fucking retarded do you have to be
official /erg/ ships listtrish x tinpogremlin x mellowzdrada x devilelf x mushpedoace x cupcakepointtosky x cupcakecc x practicenezuk x madisonshifty x gaolszorban x food
>>567464201Lmao I saw that, what a bunch of wusses. Next time you come back me and my trio will be waiting, wuss. Bugs 4 lyfe man.
>>567464535
>>567464527What about terr x night 1 boss?
>>567460882those geysers are easily the worst part of the fight
>>567464201Technically, given animus has to transfer his HP to the bug to revive them, even if you attack the bug animus isn't controlling you're still doing damage to him. Well, assuming that he revives that bug which isn't a given.
>>567464652Fuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>567461025they are slotting CE kino
>>567462628
>>567460882Consider blocking while approaching, but that might have also still caused enough pushback due to the recoil animation to get geyser'd
>>567465218blocking the roar is basically useless. you just gotta strafe or stand far back
>>567460882>4 baryou don't have the right
>>567464898cute cute moth I want to cuddle with a huge cute moth that was so big it were like my bed and he would tell me weird secrets so I can tell my own
belan is getting too uppity
>exit game>go to sleep>open game>chairs still brokeFUCKING JANNY DO YOUR JOB
>>567464527is terr single?
God that was depressing. Guess that’s what one month of rust does
>>567466915We will send all the C tiers to the gulag for forced runs
>>567467157What has had happened
>>567464527ace vs pointtosky when
>>567467297I got the big bar from fartorias and losted
Even tho clapcake is mine and mine alone
>>567464201why not play with erg pass
>>567467456I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN REAL LIFE!!!!! YOU WILL FUCKING DIE BY MY HANDS SOON
>>567467552Her fat saggy tits are mine
>>567464527>>567467456>>567467552Stop threadshitting idiot behave yourself
/erg/ - Simping for Fat Trannies General
>>567464527Good list with accurate couples
>>567467056cringe
>>567468131do not use the lewd t slur, there are nofappers here
>>567468525don’t talk to yourself cocksucker
>got beast claw incant boost on STR Rev relicDoes STR boost beast claw or is it only Physical damage +2 +3 +4?
>>567469793stats only boost the weapons themselves, which in turns boosts spells and skills. there are no seals that scale with str.
HELP I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN A CALL WITH MY MOM SINCE BEFORE THE GAME STARTEDshe's said bye 7 timesHEEEEEELP
that run was pure ass sorry. i revived and had the mace one in front of me doing the ulti. i guess i should look at what weapon they have more
Holy fuck the pickaxe is amazing, I'm just crushing everything in my way with a few hits. Why did I only just discover the joy of great hammers now?
Got clipped by a spear line during a divebomb award, fuck
>>567470663also we were next to the wall and it did the weirdest fucking worm slither. the boss room walls in this game are a hazard
ergies posting their Ls
>>567470978we take our Ls gracefully
>>567464527I guess it's quite right if it's ships only
>>567464527>pointtosky x cupcakehave they ever interacted?
>>567470978Be quiet dsjeet
Queelign is so relatable
>>567471343 (Me)Meant for this brown tard here >>567467456
>>567467654>>567467456that's a convicted pedophile btw
>>567445821I was kind of hoping for interesting demigod war or something. I don’t know that murder hobo is an interesting story
What a disastrous night.
>>567464527smeejeeta seethe post btw
>>567472690weird post
>>567472690proof or slander btw
>>567472690i am the department of correction
>>567472690
my mom finally got off the phoneplease queue for the videogame
He's not wrong with the pedophile part at least. All trannies are pedos.
>>567473907Weird post!
>>567473907i unironically know two transgender people who have admitted to being irl pedosi've reported them both
do i play scholar if i dont have bombkino
>>567473907truthful post that instantly triggered the terrtroon nicely done
Even tho its proven the global elite are the real moloch worshipping flesh eating pedos but we just ignore it
>>567474520so the same people pushing troonism?
>>567473907I think they are just all porn addicts and fetishists, but not necessarily pedos, but if they start pushing their agenda on kids, then safe to assume they are pedo-groomers.
>>567467157Hi cc
Sometimes I wanna go back to invading but it sounds cooler in my head, 95% of the gameplay is just rolling bullshit L2/ranged spam
the concept of sludge sweating on rust
if you sit in queue at 1/3 long enough it'll kick you out of queue
lol same team from earlier let'sfuckinggooooooooooooooo
>>567474360Pot scholar is a meme that requires your teammates constantly feed your ass, it's barely a real build
who is the least fat here
>>567475378I'm underweight 61kgs 180cm
>>567475052The concept of sludge sweating
>>567475464holy skeleton
>>567475052What are you talking about freakshow
>>567473907Weird fetish you have there. Most trannies are just porn addicts who want to fuck each other.
>>567473723did you tell her you love her and appreciate all she has suffered for your sake?
>>567477037I don't like my parents. That's why I play souls games
>>567477037i told her she should stop taking ozempic because it's not making her lose weight it's just making her shit herself
>>567464527Elf doesn't even like mush
>>567477689Zempy is old meta gotta get on the trizzy
>>567476161nothing.
i don't WANT to use beast clawi WANT to use ROCKgive me ROCK
>>567477980gg we have saved the world normal dog is no more
>>567477980Rocc is pretty rare I see that shit like once every 50 runs
>>567478203Yea even checking churches and whatnot I rarely see it pop up. It's a shame 'cause it's my favorite incant. I love ROCK
>>567477689I mean yeah tell her to get off that it is just plain bad stuff especially with concerns of osteoporosis
>>567477632no anon you meant to say that is why you are gay and why you post pedophile shit on the thread
>>567477980Can I interest you in Lighting Fortification? How about Smarg's Glintstone Breath?
>>567478880i had literally both of those lol
>>567479341Lmskekelle
i love you nightfarer
thread is going so slow no one will see I'm gay
*Namedrops you rudely*
Here's the build everyone was BEGGING me to use.I wanted to get post damage HP restoration on there too, but it's not possible without sacrificing something. Once of those ouroboros situations where I trade one relic out for another, again and again with no satisfying conclusion.Thoughts?
The thread really only be active when people are gossiping and shit talking, despicable.
I'm growing stronger by the day...
>>567480928pretty mediocre
>>567480928name?
At this late date what levels/areas are best for fun invasions in elden ring?
>>567481142terr
>>567481179I still have fun with leyndell invasions
>>567480928Not great but it is so much better than the abomination you had before it isn't even funny.
>>567480940>contributes nothing xherselfironic
>>567480928I reocmmend you do not play this without post damage HP restoration, it's the single most important thing for fist raideryou can literally do whatever the fuck you want but you NEED that
Is terr the best player in the password?
>>567452216Whats wrong with greatbow? Its great. Whatever is not big enough to take massive damage from it probably gets stunlocked. It just has a bad name here because dingle and zorfat are too retarded to utilize it properly
>>567480928swap the top deep relic for rally.
>>567481348This is what I was saying yesterday: How everyone thinks their preferred relic effect is a necessity. But ok. Give me a few minutes to retool here. Maybe I can fit it in somehow using a different chalice.>>567481289The attacks of my greathammer using the /erg/ build, are weaker than the attacks of the prosthesis using the lightning build. Less power at a slower speed. Amazing.
>>567481618>the attacks of my white weapon are lower than a purple
>>567481592What's rally? I don't think I've seen that before in relics.
>>567481179most places up to the altus legacy dungeons seem to get consistent activity from 40 to 100 like caelid liurnia altus and underground
>>567481391Not even top 3 kek
>>567481690Purple or not, it's still just a fist versus a colossal. The colossal should do more damage.
>>567481708it's post-damage healing
>>567481391That would be me, Devil Knight.
>creasy still thinking he knows better than anyone hereWhat is this mental illness called
>>567481391That would be me Practina
>>567481806Not how it works. Rarity is a huge factor.
>>567481847For me he is the best player. Terr doesnt even sheate/unsheate parry and he has like 3k hours, he just stands there in stance like an asshole and pracjeet jobs pretty often. Pretty sure his 450 streak is doctored somehow
>>567481179Anywhere except Lakes
I am wraff tier bro
>>567481806Not even remotely a reasonable argument. Fist weapons (The good ones, Iron Balls and Star Fists) functionally exclusively attack with charged R2's so they're doing gigarape stance damage on top of regular damage while also being extremely noncommital. Weapon rarity is a huge factor, on colossals it's a 63% damage increase from white to purple.
>>567480731ewwwwwww
>>567481618>This is what I was saying yesterday: How everyone thinks their preferred relic effect is a necessity.I mean feel free to play without it and report back on how it goes. Retarded faggot typing arrogant shit like this out but you won't do it because you understand it's actually important so you're just being a bitch for no reason
>>567482151He was playing tankeye on the pissy so it was free wins. Someone here would've posted a loss with him, the only ones on record are when he trolled trish and gave up with creasy.
Im pretty sure he made those not count by alt f4ing or something, I wouldnt put it below him
Just gave Deep Of Night a couple hours of attempts.Can very assuredly say that this steaming-hot pile of chink dogshot is not for me.You autist retards have fun.
>>567482485Idk if its "free wins" I see him choke almost everytime the other 2 players go down to be honest. So pretty sus
>>567477689That’s why Orlestat is king>>567480940That’s just the threadshitter way
1/3 for 30 minutes
>>567483091Im in bed sulking give me a reason to queue
>>567483151I'm also in bed sulking that 1/3 post was a lieWe have so much in common babe...
>>567483349Oh okay I was actually gonna get up
>>567483383I thought you were going to sleep
>>567482126>>567482314Retards exposed: The reason the fist did more, was because it strikes twice. Numerically, it has lower damage. I took off my relics. Raider's greataxe has 158 ar, and hits the dummy for 158 one handed, and 180 two handed.The Prosthesis has an ar of 138 one handed and 106 two handed. It hits the dummy for 138 one handed and 105 > 211 two handed.So the white colossal is in fact stronger than the purple fist. However, LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY, getting multiple hits in the same amount of time will result in higher dps.>>567482453>you understand it's actually importantIt would be nice to have. But it's not the necessity you think it is. I'm having a hard time finding a good combination, because the RNG gods cursed me with really bad demerits on all of my best post-damage relics. Either they activate sleep or reduce strength, or reduce vigor, or simply don't have any other good effects attached to them. Ironically, a couple of them have great Lightning attack increases attached. a +3 for blue and a +4 for green. Maybe I should retool my lightning build.
>>567483425If you asked me to play nyo
does anyone actually read creasy textwall posts
>>567483587I dont bother because I know hes not really saying anything. Just deluded arrogant delusions
>>567483502we were playing just now
>>567483426>Retards exposed: The reason the fist did more, was because it strikes twice. Numerically, it has lower damage. I took off my relics. Raider's greataxe has 158 ar, and hits the dummy for 158 one handed, and 180 two handed.>The Prosthesis has an ar of 138 one handed and 106 two handed. It hits the dummy for 138 one handed and 105 > 211 two handed.>So the white colossal is in fact stronger than the purple fist. However, LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY, getting multiple hits in the same amount of time will result in higher dps.I am amazed at the idea that someone can type beyond obvious shit like this out and still think he's intelligent and enlightening. pseuds really have no idea how they come across
>>567483732Okay Ill get on I cant rly sleep anyway
>>567483761If it's obvious, then why did you even argue against me in the first place?
>>567483761>>567483645The accusations of arrogance actually gets under my skin a little. Because I never come at you guys the way you come at me. I express my opinions about the game. You attempt to "correct" me, and I challenge your corrections. If I come across as impolite, it's only because you called me a retard first. Or you were otherwise insulting. How about you learn to give advice without being gigantic faggots?
>>567483587I like it it's like a comfort snack but of reading
Queue up creasies not allowed
>>567483587they are missing a certain exotic element
>>567477692So that means I have a chance with her?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>her
>1/3i've been trolled once again
>>567484787Im here bedgang
>>567483831I thought you're supposed to walk your dog
UwU
can you stack multiple post-damage hp restorations?
What the fuck man
>>567485251not the same +'sbase, +1, and +2 all stack but not +2 and +2
Is sludge a girl now?
>>567485214why don't you get a boyfriend already
>>567483645I did until he proved himself retarded for the umpteenth time, the pattern is just too rigid
>>567480928>>567481348>>567481592How about now? I'm not happy with the damage output, but it contains all of the relic effects you guys swear I need.
>>567485523That looks pretty solid
>>567485445yes she finally found herself
>>567483587no I just gloss over them >>567484720no
>>567484787Save me from this 1/3 hell
>>567485582Really? My charged R2s on my physical balancers build is doing 596 damage. Charged R2s on this new build are doing 500 damage. I'm really not liking that.But you guys swear this build will keep me alive, and be overall more beneficial? Well I'll put it to the test. We'll see how it works in practice. I don't think any of you actually play Raider.
>>567486024>t. floor inspector
>>567486085>Well I don't play raider, but I datamined the game, and watched all the strategy videos, and read guides from reddit, so I'm the expert.
>>567485523-96 for more HP and utility is better, yes. I'm not following the conversation, I'm just commenting on this screenshot in particular.
>>567486161I don't need to argue with you I'm white
>>567485951I tried but it never popped so I guess I am the blocked
>>567486184Being able to skill slop is a powerful utility. Almost anything you find during the expedition becomes useful.
>>567486328Not all Ashes of War are created equal, so no.
>>567486242>I have no argument, but I'll cloak myself in my racial identity in order to avoid thinking critically.ok.>>567486387True, but during a run, you encounter so many different weapons, you are bound to find something useful.
>>567486281Fuiiiiick just one run before bed
>>567486281nyame so i can unblock?
We're all 1/3? Let me guess: Creasy, Nine-Box, and Trish.
>>567486601please uninstall the game creasy you don't even like it
>>567486634If I get a streak of 50, then I might just do that. A 100 streak is too much to hope for. But 50 is realistic. After that, I can quit the game.
trish saved erg
i do not care who i play with in the videogameas long as i'm palying the videogameexcept randomsthose aren't peoplethose are bots sent to displease me
>>567486931erg has no salvation. luckily it'll burn when dusKINO comes
I love trish
>>567487071then why do you keep lying to that other girl
>>567487006nowadays I just ignore people when they have a post run melty, so childish
>>567487071what do you like about her the most? for me, it's her big jugs
>>567487132proof of jugs ?
>>567487132it's got to be her eldritch mystique
i am in queuei am ready to play the video gamei care not for whom the queue tollsit tolls for thee
>>567487132Her spider torax
pretty dank pinecone eater
>>567488702haha i make you guys queue into me playing guardianget pranked idiots
We need another Dark Souls II to filter all the crayon eaters and glue sniffers.
HOly shit I want to play too
>>567485286Its doing the Remance dance
we need a hero to carry the pw sissies
Bad run through and through. But we survived.
least cancerous lvl 4 madness swamp balancer raid lost 60k souls
>>567488959During balancers, I got the blood swamp. The sanguine nobles were actually doing damage to each other, so I was waiting for them to kill each other. I tried to even out the battle by making sure they don't kill the other one too fast. I went in for a quick hit, but one of their swords flicked me as they were fighting each other and one shot me. When I respawned, the sanguine noble that took my rune despawned. So I couldn't finish the camp or get my runes back.
Someone is lagging BAD. I can't fight things that are teleporting glitchily on the screen.
>>567488934pw gawds can carry themselves just fine
>>567488934I preffer a comfy strugglekino C tiers run to getting carried by a tryhard any day
Creasy be like is this a good build guys???
>>567489495Having 2 c tiers on my team still feels like a struggle, don't worry
>>567489672No he is retarded and only runs elemental+4
>>567490396sex with black girls
>>567490463Why
reeeeee
lol
I realized way too late that scholar wasn't running the dex respec for some reason and would need help with his dog. Mediocre as fuck items dropped too.
I have to say, so far, I'm not seeing a huge difference with my /erg/ radier build. But it's only been 2 games. I'll give it more games. The last two games have been weird.
>>567491049I just cut defeating 0 out of that build and put in my dogshit respect relicNot a single arcane or int weapon seen the whole game
>>567491049I COULDN'T FIND THE DOGi knew where he was, I knew where he spawns. It's on that ledge with the other boss and one of the night boss spawns. I searched, I ran in circles, I went up two layers, back down. Only after I did three fucking circles did the dumbass show up. Wtf
>>567491154you did fine we griefed the last cycle in two different ways
>>567491069Also, it feels like shabriri's woe is enabled or something. Enemies are just super aggro today. Maybe it's all the lag causing them to act that way. I think perhaps Loot Grobryn is lagging the most. Because I see them attacking the air for 10 seconds after the enemy is dead sometimes.
>>567491069>>567489232classic bryn net
>>567491129Sadly I honestly don't think Scholar is a real character without the respec, and I have played a lot of Scholar. You just gain too much and lose too little.Running around in the church basement and praying to god the ult was coming was funny at least.>>567491154Supposedly dogs can desync and not spawn in on your screen sometimes, was wondering what was taking you.
terr stop playing ur zdps build its annoying
>>567491309but you are the blue
>>567425761Guys, the Series X is a good choice for playing FromSoftware games. I know that not having mods is terrible, especially if you want to play these games at any serious level or even just for more fun (RIP Randomizer), but I found a good deal on the console. The whole “muh homebrew” thing is great, but the console’s restrictions are always a bummer for me. Anyway, regarding FromSoftware games, I found the pop culture references in the games interesting. There’s a Sekiro enemy with claws that looks like it came straight out of Hokuto no Ken.
>>567491652Dont worry that brown 'tard always calls people laggy and doesn't realize its himself
blue only matters for parrying@563 silence wyldalit
>>567490670So I can put white babies in them
>>567491762No seriously you're not even that good parrying, at least learn to unsheathe/sheathe deflect so u can r1 inbetween so you won't do zpds
>>567426529The Rennala route is one of the slowest. I don't know, I always leave it for later to respec my character. It only makes sense to take her on if you're doing questlines or want to respec.
>>567491428base scholar is only good for blood blade (and reduvia if you find it) skillslop shenanigans, but ofc that's useless against enemies immune to bleed
>>567491762Who is this lag causing rev? I feel like I’ve seen the steam profile before
>>567491780I don't think you understand how genetics work, your kids will come out looking like obama
861parrying and deflecting are not the same thing my pantone 488c friend
>>567492024tomato tomato
terr has to learn from eauvni
>>567491861Post an example of yourself doing it?
>>567492396I restage dodge with duchess all the time which is basically the same timing
>>567491923You can turn him into bellmancer, 500+ damage per ding by the nighltlord is pretty legit, but yeah base scholar has issues.
>>567492426So no example, got it ydptg threadshitter
>>567492814lmao upset? you know what i'm talking about, it's not my fault you cant play your character well
>>567492448Is there any way to scale the bell?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOeQDHf3N14with magic attack/affinity attack/global attack bonuses
>>567491428The problem with base scholar is that he has too little int to use casting as a backup, I think somewhere along the line he was supposed to have it as something to fall back on but he has so little int that the dex respec takes a whopping 4 int to turn him into a real character.
thank you trish for taking the only decent fire seal we got for the first 75% of the game, very helpfulthe shop was selling better negation anyway so its not like you needed it but whatever i guess
>>567492426>I restage dodge with duchess all the time which is basically the same timinglmao
>>567493282lmao??? shifty melty is new
>dont block trash>complain that the run is going bad when you get xhimonly yourself to blame
>>567493242For a Scholar thats supposedly studying all the time he's pretty fucking retarded
I'm not even gonna say anything you guys are sissies
their high tier status is really getting to their heads huh
>>567491309Yup, that's what it looked like on my screen. At the invader camp too.
>>567493493the run was fine actually, im just annoyed
>>567493493I'm curious what player are you, you're like obsessed as fuck with me
It's over Bryn, I have the high ground
>>567491762Blue connection is a complete meme. Every time I have blue connection, enemies take a second or two before they realize they're dead. Which means I can't win any clutch battles, since they will always get one last hit in before they die.
The fact you guys nearly always have some passive agressive remark after runs is sooo gay, just shut your mouth faggots nobody cares, be nice
You guys need to adopt the Practice route when it's a storm knight castle.After you kill the lion, climb up to kill the orb guy on top of the ramparts, then jump down and get the lower guy. It's faster that way. Some of you don't even go to the upper guy at all.
>>567493763Point out the most recent passive aggressive remark that's bothering you.
>>567493795it's roughly the same thoI always get the one that is closest to the rain circle first, just in case
>>567493862For example, when I carry a run, all I hear is excuses of why people jobbed or that it was a shitty run, the ego on the players around here is crazy. And some guy had like a 10 hour argument yesterday about some dumb shit, this general is so cringe
>>567493869No it's not the same, because you need to cross the mote twice to get both of them. That's a big time waste. When you go up top first, you only need to cross the mote once. And jumping from the top allows you to clear half of the mote from the air. Also, climbing one side of the mote is slower than climbing the other side of the mote. And just directionally, moving from lion to upper rampart is a more direct line of action.
>>567493918I didn't ask for a general hypothetical example. I said point out the more recent passive aggressive remark that's bothering you. I want to see if it's as bad as you're making it out to be.
>>567492396nta but the unsheathe/sheathe deflect isn't that hard, i dont really play exec and i can do it
>>567494014that's nice and all but I'm still going to go get the one closest to the rain first optimal-kun
>>567494102I'm not going to but the attitude in general is so bad, wether win or lose people complain lately, you're all fucking divas lmao
>>567494150If you use your internal clock, you can get a feel for if you have enough time or not.
>>567494240Well then I'm sorry, but I can't conjure the sympathy you're probably seeking. Because I don't know if your complaints are valid, or if you're being a drama queen.
>>567493632its me, terr
>>567494448figures
>>567494240sounds like it's all in your head then. i get that some anons here get really emotional at times but you seem very emotional yourself, maybe playing with erg is not for you?
>>567494491Playing with erg is like having to hear your stupid coworker all the time
>>567494134its not how you do it, but whenusually guardcountering to deal the stance damage of 10 r1s at once is better than getting 1 or 2 r1s in
why would you even queue on the pw if you don't enjoy discussing the run with the lads, just play with randoms
>playing this dumb
>we are all creasy
embarassing 1st phase from me, gg
i only got hit by heolstor once and it was 'cause i was trying to restage dodge an attack but it wouldn't go offmadgestupid fissures madge
>>567493606>what no vtumour to snipe does to a mf
>>567492939>Level 3 bagcraft bell does 200 magic damage>Assuming three affinity +1 lines makes that 200 * (1.08 ^3) = 252 damage>10 throwing knives on an enemy reduces their negation by 20%, so 252 * 1.20 = 302 damage>3 Night Invaders averaged, so 302 * (1.07^3) = 370 damage>Average value of a magic attack, affinity attack or full HP attack is ~1.1 and we'll assume five weapon slots of damage bonuses, so 370 * (1.1 ^ 5) = 596 damage per ding dingThat's without adding, say, evergaols on top of it or any other magic attack lines in your default relics. You could also increase the damage with the added affinity attack lines but for the love of god please do not
>>567495157My first death was from expecting the dog to cancel the orbs so I just sat there ringing like an asshole, the second because Heolstor turned the fuck around during his phase transition for whatever reason, maybe the invisibility, which freaked me out and made me eat shit on a bad dodge lmao
>>567493242It's true his int is a little weak and he should at least be slightly more than Revenant, but Scholar can pretty much be an entire character's worth of damage with throwing knives and the scholar buff, +40% on two characters is 80% of a character's damage for looking at your allies and using one consumable slot's worth of knives.Still, there's just zero incentive to play default scholar over dex respec scholar.
>>567496107Raipers purples are all status, high arcane means you can apply is much easier, when your damage source is coming other sources (support, bombas, knives) then the increased dex damage is a bit worthless
if you took the sacred order it would've been the world's biggest bubble
>>567496336Arcane is a meme stat for anything but bleed and occasionally frostbite. If you need to poison or rot a field boss more than once, something has gone terribly wrong. Arcane on frostbite can be used for resetting with fire pots or Wylder doing what he always does but why would you bother when bleed exists, so bleed is pretty much de facto the only thing arcane matters for in the end, and with the respec you still have more arcane than default executor.I'll take a 55% damage increase over excess arcane any day of the week and I have hundreds of D5 scholar games.
>>567483426>>567482314Would it be worth getting the Arcane respec for Raider so your Starfists bleed faster?
>>567496801No, because there is already a million people doing bleed damage in place of real scaling damage, wylders with grapple, ironeye and anyone else with RoB, and every other starfist spammer. Arcane only matters when you have so much of it that you can still get build-up after 4-5 bleeds have already gone off.
>>567496801>losing vigor just so a 33% chance blue weapon (needs dormant fists) bleeds a bit fasterhell no
>>567496715Applying rot multiple times isn’t a sign thing are going wrong, in fact it’s free damage and on bosses like ED Libra or dogs it probably makes you more active>I have hundreds of D5 scholar gamesI hate it when people say things like this. Like you’re not the defacto player and people can be wrong in their beliefs. It just makes you seem arrogant and a shitter to boot
>>567496107The main thing as you noted is that there is zero incentive to play default scholar, he can amplify other characters damage regardless if he did the respec or not but while dex scholar offers a decent melee character default scholar doesn't really offer anything of value. In my opinion he should get anywhere between +7-10 int to what he has now.
>>567497334please don’t anger troon box into another 10 hour melty. When he speaks we must sit up and listen
we didnt get any teleporting mobs that run creasy so bryn's net was the problem earlier
There's no fucking way Libra isn't input reading. He's ABSOLUTELY input reading. I call bullshit. How am I half a football field away from him. I wait and I watch, and I hunt for the opportunity to use my skill. And just when I think he's distracted enough to make the skill safe to use, he immediately conjures a portal.Also, my lesslikely was not working. I got max aggro from both Libra and condemned. I couldn't use mohg's spear as much as I wanted, because aggro was always on me.Also, it's complete bullshit that the demon eye can force you to take madness. Forcing damage on the player through no fault of their own is bad game design. Period. And I don't want to hear from any of you apologetic fromdrones defending that shit.God the fight is so bad.>>567497521Perhaps. But in the run before ours, I played with bryn again, and didn't experience lag.
>>567497623kino
just pick up the anti madness candies from the ground lol
Also, I don't even know how he died, last I checked he was at 40% health. And then I get distracted for a minute, just trying to survive condemned, and suddenly the boss is dead. What did you do to him to drop his health so fast?>>567497714RNG nonsense.
>>567497334A rot proc is something like 600 + 6% total hp damage over 45 seconds, you could pick up virtually any +melee/ranged/sorc/incant item and do more than a rot proc on every swing/cast.
daily creasyjeetarino humiliation ritual
>>567498038he's so lame and weird...truly deserving of F tier
>anyone else: "damn so that got me huh, better look out for it next time">creasy: "I SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMMIT TO A LONG ANIMATION AND NOT BE DISRUPTED THIS IS BAD GAME DESIGN"why are you like this, just take the L and learn from it
>>567497960On a healthy ED Libra that’s about 5k damage and you are also not factoring in the damage you’re doing while applying it. Plus the fact you can dual stance with a frozen raiper and apply frost. On some bosses applying status early and over again will work out as more damage overall
>>567498390Nothing is ever his fault it's always the game or his teammates apparently
>>5674979606% of depth 5 Libra is 5000 damage and that's before the base damage added on top, unless you're in one of those games where everyone has a god set up and you're ripping him apart you're going to get value out of it.
its 4.6k damage from purely rot, applied with a rot pot so no other damage was doned5 3man scale
>>567498390>sounds exactly like my friend while we're playing through ER with seamlessSend help.
>>567498568>>567498552>>567498436that damage over 45 seconds might matter in the worst of the worst scenarios, but no one should be playing a weak character like non-dex scholar if they are expecting to have to win by rotting a boss 8+ times.
ggs balancers. also jesus recluse, how many less likelys do you need? lmao
>>567499065I wanted to see what happens at -36I was only targeted once the last 2/3rds of the game lmao
>>567499015Honestly I fwarking wonered and you losted. I’m not going into creasy style debates with you, just >(you) sit in the knowledge that a guy who plays scholar to throw shit knows more than your hundregs of games
I like creasy
yerba you should use a metronome so you don't lose dreg stacks from the spirit shelter goop
>>567499160They are agreeing with you thoughbeit. You won together as a team to send that scholar freak flying.
>>567497334>Applying rot multiple times isn’t a sign thing are going wrong, in fact it’s free damage and on bosses like ED Libra or dogs it probably makes you more activeReread what I wrote. "If you need to poison or rot a field boss more than once". Nightlords are not field bosses. Applying those statuses multiple times does have more merit, but the question is whether Scholar's standard arcane value is significantly more impactful than his respec arcane value in applying it, and it would have to factor in the 55% damage difference on the attacks. I don't think the math works in standard Scholar's favor, but we'd have to write it all out to actually quantify it.>I hate it when people say things like this. Like you’re not the defacto player and people can be wrong in their beliefs.I have never claimed to be the gospel when it comes to scholar, but I am one of the few people who regularly play him here, and since we play him in D5, some level of "Yes, I do know what I'm talking about to some extent" does exist, as it would for players of other characters. I have never claimed I can't be wrong in my beliefs, but I'd like to see some very convincing evidence if someone wants to change my opinion on Scholar.>It just makes you seem arrogant and a shitter to bootOh stop being a prissy little bitch, you act like I'm claiming I wrote the book on how to play Scholar or something. Calm down.>>567497453I'm sorry, it's too late. you will now have to suffer an entire thread of rebuttals to rebuttals. God help you.
>>567499015>a weak character like non-dex scholara scholar can buff the damage of his team by 95%, you pick him to enable your nukers even harder20% from throwing knives35% exalted flesh20% relic analyze20% from your frozen needle frostbiteand while your team is raping everything, you apply rot and poison on the side
I love terr
I'm with ninebox, also 1/3
>>567499420do you realize that dex scholar can still do all that shit at the same capacity while dealing actual damage with a weapon
>>567499420I'd rather just have the 3rd character do its own damage, thanks and stop grief picking.
>>567499420>>567499548hell, my dormant reapers scholar can do all that AND haloslop, but ofc I'm not gonna run that on the passie
>>567499160Dex scholar can throw things just as well as regular scholar. There is nothing preventing him from doing so, and I do so. I even have small pouches to help me do it more. This isn't even an argument. Have a nice day, schizo.
I MASH R1
>>567498390>anyone else: "damn so that got me huh, better look out for it next time"That was my reaction the first couple times it happened. Which is why I was watching him so hard this time, because I wanted to be certain I had the shot. But then I realized the game is input reading. Look, there's a lot of nonsense in this game that anyone should be able to see if they have eyes. It's kind of crazy that I have to point it out to you. I have a friend like you who always gets upset when I point stuff out. He says I ruin the fun for him, because never notices these things before I mention them. But he rarely says I'm wrong.
>I'm at 1950 relics limit againfucking hell fromsoft... this is such a chore
>I have a friend like you who always gets upset when I point stuff outcrazy self report
>>567500596go to your oldest relics and start sellingyou're not using that phys+1 vigor+2 relic ever, not in a post balancers world
I imagine anyone that meets Creasy in real life instantly recognizes the kind of person he is and humors their wild delusions to be polite, and because of that Creasy thinks he has a ton of people that respect him, which further snowballs this behavior.
don’t listen to the hater creasy, your reasons are always sound
look how easy it is when there isn't some jokester around cancelling my frost procs>>567499296a metronome? that sounds like entering the sweaty territory but it's not a bad idea eh
>>567500695lol, see. You are just like him. If he had a catchphrase it would be "How did you even notice that?!" I don't know why it bothers people like you when other people notice stuff. When someone fills me in on a detail I missed, my initial reaction is "oh, huh, I didn't notice that. neat." Or, if I doubt that they're seeing things properly, I might react with a "I don't know about that. Are you sure?"But you get annoyed for some reason.
>>567500969I've already done that countless times getting progressively more picky with the requirements to keep a relicit's still a bad system that doesn't respect the player's time
>>567498568>Wylder onscreen>Mob is frostbitten for more than three framesAI generated
>>567501257what's the point of that meme when the follow-up relic usage has fallen to below 5%
i feel bad for his friend honestly imagine having to up with such an insuferrable fag all the time
>>567501340The ultimate Wylder players use every fight the microsecond something gets frostbitten that leaves lingering fire might have something to do with it.
I'd take creasyjeet more seriously if he was like a decent player at least but this dude failed to revive a 1 bar vs ED balancers so there's no point in listening to him
>played ER on xb series for few hundred hours>haven't played this in years and now PC is my main gayming platform>thinking about buying ER again but not sure if it is worth the effort at this point>online shenanigans were fun - this is my only reason at this pointWhat is the correct protocol for handling save backups without triggering the anti-cheat? I'm not editing my saves in editor.I also have a pirated copy, is it safe to just copy the save file and then play offline for a while (to validate it and to get new time stamps whatever) and then go online?
>>567501424>imagine having to up withUh, do you want to try that in English?
>>567501589To add: I'm strictly talking about having my own set of backups and for initial save transfer. I'm not cheating because adding items and souls will probably get flagged really fast.
>>567501145that scholar throwing knives also helped a ton, we didn't have that on our run
creasy is a redditor through and through huh
>>567501587Wasn't that like back in February or something? You're still thinking about that?
sorry for afk
>>567501589>>567501676for backups you just copy the elden ring folder from appdata roaming.as for cheating, item swap doesnt get flagged
>>567502076Cool, because I was reading some links and there are somewhat contradicting reports around. You can't always trust what some retard says on pleb*it.
>>567501145I guess it's sweaty but I started doing it because being at 10 stacks the whole game and then losing them to the goop right before the NL procs madness irl
>>567502491there is something you can do about that and doesn't need extra stuff: reset night of dregs a couple minutes before the night 2 boss circle starts closing in so you end the fight below 10 stacks, then stay there keeping a watch on them and travel to the spirit shelter the moment you get another stack
>>567493282you seem upset shiftytroon
gg balansaarsshit fight as always
>>567493282You were correct as always shiftygod
>>567497521you're the only constant in your "lag" clipsweird no?
preez drop LLTBT if its not ED balancers thank you
>>567504186xhes brown and arrogant, please understand
>>567501756Pipe down Z tier you have no room to talk
>>567493282didn't block trash award
>>567502491I don't know how people can routinely run night of dregs, it genuinely makes me angrier at the game between losing stacks on death and the retarded 20 second frame check
>>567504338The only people who have me blocked are weird shitters like pepe, they do me a favor really
rip session I can't reconnect
>unable to restore session>>567504531wcyd
>have big streak>queue on password>2 literally whos on my team (friends maybe?)>they're 3-barring a lot>it's ED libraThis isn't fair. No more than 1 tourist at a time should be allowed to use the password.
>>567504206what do i get in exchange
>>567504574What's the point of big streak if you can't carry
>>567504531same
>>567504449don't call me a weird shitter when my guardian streak is higher than your double balancer duchess streak
>>567493282>shifty meltyHow the mighty have fallen
>>567504563>>567504631gg I hated the crystal map anyway
>>567493282shifty behave
>>567504629
>>567504712lmao cc melty out of nowhere, sickYou're a weird racist shitter
>>567504574How do you know they're a tourist? For all they know you could be the tourist
i use iron balls doe
>>567504574My streak won't even update. It's been stuck at the same numbers regardless of whether I win or lose, despite my number of wins going up. Shit is weird.
for me, it's veteran's prosthesis
>cc is racist>trish is anti racistWhich way, white man?
>>567504792This is ergirls and sissies after I carry btw
>>567504712Also I didn't only play balancer duchess. literally only 40% of games, is that what you tell yourself to cope?
>>567503181I thought about mentioning that with that method you aren't at 10 stacks for the night 2 and it doesn't help you with touching grace during the run
*gulp* gg death knights
>>567504973>cc is based>trish is cringethe answer is clear
i hope you blocked trish for this spam shifty
>>567504712how goes the streak?
>>567504848>For all they know you could be the touristI have 2k hours and I only play on the password. Everyone knows who I am.>>567504629I can't carry ED balancers and ED libra with two 3-bars. I shouldn't need to.
>>567504830>racism le badGoing back to your Twitchtwinx tourist roots, I see
Gg and thank to the carry
>>567505051I hope you block your asshole because you can't stop shitting the thread
>>567504973>trash is a libtardSo lame...
>>567504186>>567504251BBK: YouExejeetsissy: xhim
>>567505053i lost it at 80 to lvl 12 artorias
>>567505079Haha. List of your racist IRL feats?
Damn trishtroon getting banned off twitch really set him off kek
>>567505172Oh no no no no exesaars we are so lame and in orbit
>>567505256It was an alt and it wasn't even a full ban it was a 1 week chat ban, was worth it tbqhwy. I wasn't even into twitch lately
>>567505256imagine being hated in 4chan of all places lmao
>>567505172Gremlin is so lame and cringe...
>>567505224Living in a 99.9% White area, something you wouldn't understand cabron
>>567505351wtf are you talking about 4chan hates everything
>>567505351Hate from 4chan means nothing, when they hate everything.
>vitriolic schizoposting>420 posts per second>on topic discussion>...erg is so lame
>>567505083Ty for the carry I am very bad at living
>>567505180>lost>artorias/erg/ kulcha
>567505224Vile putrid image. Don't post it again.
I'm not really anti racist I just think it's funny when chuds pull the racist card like they're badass or something, bro go play with marbles
>>567504574I got my 100 streak by blocking bad players. Having 2 tourists at once is just bad luck.Funnily enough I lost my streak the game after I did a mass-unblock, to Belan
>>567505547I'm anti racist, and I'm sick of every fifth post whining about "browns" and "jeets"When I was growing up, it was always white people complaining that black people "make everything about race". But now white people make everything about race. It's actually so annoying. Actually, to be fair, a lot of the racist comments do come from latinos and asians and all that. But it's the whites too.
>>567505475xhes posting oc garabge from a fellow obese troontinx pls understand
>>567505723They're in their mom's basement calling people "ESL" and "brown", in real life they wouldn't do shit it's just trolling
>blocking bad playersthat is more dishonest than playing beastclaw rev or balancer duchess doebeitkirkevernuinely
>>567505717We know fraud merchant, you also queue dodged and got carried
I love belan
>>567505850I agree up to an extent. I do not regret having blocked 'venemous nemesis'. There is bad at the game and there is whatever the fuck that was.
>>567505723Being forced into survival mode will do that. Get used to it, cuck.
>>567505904Said no one ever
>>567506049Yeah he's been getting uppity I might stop loving him. I miss the old belanNo post melty run belanSay HEY BelanI hate the new belan
you can’t get carried to a hundo streak thoughbeit
>>567506049I said it
>caring about streaks>being anti-racist
>Only people who still care about streaks are 2 avatarfagging troonsHmm telling
^ sub 60 streakjeet
i carry every lobby doe (fact checked)
>>567506292only autistic nerds care about streaks in the first place
fact checked by indian scam start up saar
so cool...
https://youtu.be/sH0Qda32IKMWhy can't we be friends
If bad players didn't want to get blocked they would try harder to not be bad.It isn't hard not to 3-bar. If you're 2-barred, just play defensively from now in case someone else needs a rez.It isn't hard to focus on the game and not alt+tab all the time (looking at you Trish).It isn't hard not to play meme builds like grief bow or zDPS builds like guardian.You might not care about your streak, but some of us do.
>>567506467Tell me who is it so I can pepper your asshole with your bad habits in runs
>>567506557Go over every player and their bad habits, Trish. I want to see the drama.
us c tiers are a proud peoplewe may be dogshit but we always do our best
>>567506619Im asking the questions here
>>567506467You do all those things thoughbeit cuck merchant minus the alt+tabing
>>567506670Neither of us asked a question, ESL.
>>567506467I don't even alt tab every run and runs last 40 minutes straight like come on nigga. If I ever lag behind I make sure to bring people loot
>Neither of us asked a question, ESL.>>567506769>>567506557>Tell me, who is it Shut up fat retard fat fat fat fat
>I make sure to bring people looteven doe every undertroon hoards loot and contributes the least against the night lord
>schizo delusionschizo delusion followup
holy ydptg
>shitter meltykino
gg smooth af ED goatkicked them in half
>buzzwordbuzzword
>>567506619>PracticeFlawless.>Devil KnightRelies too much on playing ezmode ironeye>ShiftyGoes off on their own too much. Might as well be 2-player.>Sludge Merchant No major notable flaws.>SensSelfish itemization. Doesn't share DMG negation. Been in games where he has 3 full HP DMG neg where the other 2 players have none.>PiqfNo major notable flaws.>NaefyNo major notable flaws.>TerrDoesn't ping, often uncooperative.>PepeLiteral griefer.>TrishAFK.>CreasyJust bad.>BelanNot as bad as Creasy.>CupcakeNot as bad as Creasy.>YtlaireNot as bad as Creasy.>ZaneNot as bad as Creasy.>ender lilies fan No major notable flaws.>PointToSkyBad pings.>ccNo major notable flaws.>RemanceNo major notable flaws.>Joll Doints, Mellow, Skorvan, Aschev, Mush, Banderson, etc.Insufficient data since they don't play enough. If they played more I could point out specific flaws.
>>567507331ggs
>>567507448Shit and biased list
>>567507584xhes right about one thing though
>>567507448Good and unbiased list
>>567507584Biased? Yes.Shit? No.
>>567507448I think you got Practice and Devilknight mixed up. He uses Ironeye way more.
>>567507448Man here we go huh? this is what you threadshitting faggots live for. Fuck discussing the game, this is it. Scum.
>devil relies too much on playing ezmode ironeye>but practice is flawlesstoo obvious
>>567507448>cupcake
>>567507448>devil jeetYou forgot the whole cheated relics part amigo
On other non schizophrenic news yesterday I found a purple chest I had never seen before it hollows. You drop here from the highest tower where the omenkiller can be
>>567505717why did you unblock me yesterday just for a single run? that was weird>>567506148losing and posting a defeat screen for funsies =/= having a meltylast thing close to a melty I've had has been in response to an actual melty directed towards me
>>567508032The other day you almost threw a run hard and then you had the nerve to be like "what is this Z tier routing omgzzz" kek
uh oh trishjeeta is melting down again
reminder that every ergeet has jobbed to these>mohg>artorias>fulgawd>greasyhumble yourself
>>567508136are you tinpo? sometimes you have to dive into the rain man, we needed that bossat least trish grew a pair at the last moment and came help me with the dragon, I probably couldn't have made it back to the night 2 circle in time if not for his ult
stab>make build that's just + phys damage>want to make raider starting weapon charge attack build>get actually 0 +charge attack linesthanks game
>>567508026Unironic nice post. I just found out where the treasure on the base map by the south bridge was. It is up on the platforms holding the bridge supports up!
>>567508407the idea of this entire series is to go down 10 times and get up 11
>>567508456No it's me and of course I'd help you just I think that was a bad idea. We literally only survived mohg because we went to grab that extra heal
>>567508456>trish/tinpo/belan lobbyLost at character select.You all need to try harder.
>>567508407You don't need to talk about yourself shiteazu
Nice Fulghor cancel, Raider. Well timed.I forgot the boss we had, so I was building around Pest. lol oops.
>>567506467Nobody gives a fuck about people three barring other than two schizos and you're one of them, Revenant literally exists to get three bars off the floor
I wish I had forced some evergaols.
>>567508479Yeah villages are great. There's 3 (4?) chests that can have purple stones. One in the tower next to the classic bridge one. And also there can be a chest around where you climb trough the broken wall.
>>567508573that extra flask did nothing for night 2 since I entered the circle with zero units anyway, but thank you for the help
>>567508407I have a clean 1-0 on greasyjeet thoughbeit
>>567508664You suck at memebuilding, gaols are bad
>Play Undertaker>70% of runs just end up using Raider's colossal because you naturally get it from night invaders and it pretty much always has good passives for you while not dealing split damageThere's 9 possible invaders, this shouldn't be statistically happening
Creasy featured in 23 of my streak and 6 of the last 20. I’ve only ever lost 3 or 4 times with him desu.
>>567507448Back when Trish and I had our falling out, Trish painted this picture that I was some big bully to her. But she reveals herself as one of my biggest haters.(which I already suspected)>>567507626Is that you, terr? Don't be mean to me.
Jarvis queue up greasyjeet ragequitting against night 1 boss
>>567508954What the fuck are you talking about I didn't make that list you chimp. And I don't give a shit about you or your walltexts. You did me a favor blocking me?
>>567508892>surely it won't be an Ironeye/Recluse or Scholoar/Recluse invader poi this time!
>>567508954And no you weren't a bully just annoying as fuck typing entire melty paragraphs/shitting on me and tinpo after runs about how I "loot vacuumed" (literally nobody else in the history of erg complained about that)
>>5675088723+ weapons and evergaols is fine in theory but no one like doing evergaols but I still enjoy it
>>567509141Well sorrrry. The guy asked for a list from Trish. So I thought Trish replied with a list>>567509296Shut up. Same difference. I don't want to get into that whole thing again. Don't split hairs.
>>567509390Literally all your builds are the same and you do 0 evergaols every time lmao
>>567509390I used to shill 3+ but it really isn't that good. Buffs and curses are way more important than weapon type in DoN and trying to turn on your 3+ can really mess up your passives.
>>567509591It has nice highs but overall bad lows. Yeah it's 20% damage but with passives nowadays (i.e 20% charge attack) it isn't that much considering you have to play around it
>>567508935You tell 'em, sister.I still want to improve. my lose percentage hovers around 7% now. With the lowest its been being 5%. Months ago, I thought that would have been great. But now that I'm here, I want to close the gap even further.
>>567509493What else can I do?>hp maxxing>fists>dregs >double balancers>magic/incant generalist + evergaols>guard counter >stamina maxxing shield poke>3+ weapon + evergaol >school maxxing>crit maxxing>support or item scholar>bow eye>actually whatever you want eye or duchessThose are the only viable builds unless you wanna do something cursed like low negation or ISA. 3+ weapons is the only thing I don’t see many people run and lets me use lesser used dormants. Think up something new and I’ll run it
>>567509591Personally I find 3x quite good and run it on a lot of characters. There's definitely cases where you won't be able to run it and have 6 amazing passives simultaneously but if you were in such a position you didn't really need it anyway. Plus it's easy to get early and affects all damage so it kickstart a run and evergaols are gay.Never run 3x if you're not using whatever category weapon your nightfarer starts with though.
it's funny how wylder can pull a giant fucking scorpion towards him with the hookshot but the nox women are apparently too heavy
[Good News] Takeko has started a 0-9999 run with Scholar
>>567509983Well personally I like to put a defeating enemies +0 in normal relics so I can free up a better slot on depth relics for example, Idk try to be creative, there's a lot of builds without gaol
>>567509673Th upsides are so high though, it took me a while before I stopped liking it. I still say it is worth it if you are running a generic character build and have night invaders. Going to a ninvader poi at level 2 as duchess and sweeping it and having everyone drop you a duchess dagger with charge attack while having 3+ makes you think every game is going to pan out like that. In the end I wasn't korean enough to like that type of gambling.
remove hotdogs
The Wyldburger...
>>567509993I was just thinking about this recently. I didn't know I could pull a scorpion until yesterday. I tried to grapple to it, but it came to me instead. Caught me off guard. And then I tried to grapple a nox woman to me, but I went to her instead. Bizarre.
>>567504574Just pull your Ethernet plug and hope it doesn't count as a loss
>>567510129remove colddogs*
>>567509995>Can draw really nice anime girls in a style that isn't cringe.>Chooses to draw a cringe chibi styleI hate when talented people have poor taste.
>>567509993Nox women are made of metal. They don't flinch at all to wind effects that push or pull them around. They hoihoihoihoi at recluse using gravity magic.
>>567508618Rent free.
>>567510073Maybe we should revisit jar canon
>>567510129terrs evolution from dsg chad to ergite to nightroon has been a tragedy.how the mighty fall.
>>567498568Wow that's dogshitStill doe it's fun to combine it with other dot like reapplying black flames and poison doe everdoebeitnly doe everbeitntly doe
>>567510357Sure but idk why would you run ballista over greatbow that does 1 trillion damage
>>567510360Stop talking about yourself
>>567426529A wizard should have a sword as his backup. Not magical. Just uninfused. It’s not supposed to do great damage. Have it be a short sword if you don’t want to fall back on it too much.>inb4 but I wanna be magic only :(Then you’re doing a challenge run and only have yourself to blame retard.
What do you do when a death knight throws a wave of lightning across the ground? Is it a roll through it kind of situation? Or a get the fuck out of there situation? I never know what to do, because the stance they take for the lightning throw looks the same as the stance they take for the lightning spin attack. So I prepare for the spin, realize too late that it's the throw, and eat lightning. So what do I do there?
>>567510429>two-shotgladius fire damage is such bullshit sometimes
>>567510357I tried a scholar poison and physical maxxed pulley crossbow build and it went pretty shit honestly
>>567510526>What do you do i parry/backstab to the point where they dont even get to do those kind of attacks
>>567510526I don't know. Just run and jump away. It seems undodgeable.
>>567510526he charges that move up for like 5 whole seconds, literally just walk backwards
>>567510526>twinaxeJump or roll it.>halberdProbably run away and jump, I'm not sure.
>>567510526Move out of the way or move behind him as he's chargin his laser. Moving behind lets you backstab and cut the attack off.
>Scholar is the only character who could possibly take advantage of the rot grease effect on night of dregs>Can't take a hit for shitWhy is the rot value so comically small
>>567507331>wyldsaar with no 6th sensekino
3barred to adel award
>>567510429I heckin loooove double hits
>>567510989>try the dregs meme with raider>don't build it right so its a wash this run>might as well rot things since I can rot>rot effect goes away before a low arcane ass raider can even hit the enemy enough to trigger itI know arcane raider exists but is it actually a build or is it supposed to teach you about weapon types (multiple rot weapons spread across types that share a moveset with weird naming so you need to learn weapon types as raider)
>>567508456There's a difference between between that and being reckless, the circle was about to close in. I'm not risking a 0 flask day 2 boss for a notoriously hard boss like mohg.>that extra flask did nothingBecause I didn't think that you would risk a party wipe like that, I still had plentyYes we all had terrible passives but i still think that is the safer call in a C tier lobby like that
>>567511451As someone who tried to make arcane fist dreg raider work I can tell you I noticed absolutely fuck all ability to rot stuff with the rot effect on night of dregs but maybe I'm just shit
>>567511557You guys take the tier list stuff too seriously
>>567510429Vomit inducing lobby from the deepest slums of New Delhi
>>567511889It's just a way of saying that we're not that good to do mohg with -1 flasks
>>567511968I am though
>>567510429Beautiful healthy lobby from the most prestigious towns of Spain
>>567511781I run dregs relic on a bunch of presets against dreglord since the passive healing makes the fight a breeze. I don't think I've ever rotted anything in the run with anyone, at best I made the guy running an antspur have to hit the boss 1 time less, but never triggered rot on my own as a strat. The rot effect almost feels like the fp regen on blue balancers, it doesn't do anything. You know its bad when the gimmick of jumping thru hoops to activate the rot stacks on yourself is more discussed than the rot your weapon effect. How did 1 become a viable build when the other doesn't work?
>>567512035If you're belan we know how that went
>>567510429Tartarus type lobby from the most fucked up pits of bangladeshi hell
>>567512110because 1 has 40% damage to everything and the other is a nerfed status which is rarely worth using
>>567507448>Bad pings.What's so bad about my pings?
>>567510429Paradise on earth type lobby from the most gorgeous mountainside villages of Italy
>>567512350>he fell for it award
>>567510525To be fair Gandalf hardly ever casted spells, bro couldn't even shoot a fireball at an orc
>>567511557it was risky I admit, yet I survived the nihil just fine, get some dmg negation on taking damageit's not like I went day 2 on my own I still followed you guys to the church, didn't even bother contesting the ping since I knew you two wouldn't listen to meI had nothing good going for balancers damage-wise, the least you could do is help me get some more loot after making me waste half of day 2 running across the map but what do I knowI think if you guys had done some good ol' ping spamming I would've returned to the circle, but we still won so who cares innit
>>567512252Rot is fine. If I'm playing raider I can use a rotten axe or hammer and rot the enemy fine, but the rot on weapon effect from dregs never works for some reason. >>567512428God told him not to use spells so men would think they won on their own merit. Gandalf still uses words of power a LOT.
>>567512549I still had plenty of flasks and didn't get downed too yes, like i said it's just a risk that i'm not willing to take. I'm sorry about your passives, it was rough for all of us
How much do the reduced stats on deep relic curses drop the stat? The -vig one is always no but can I run a -dex one as duchess and not have it ruin me?
>>567513228check the spreadsheet
>>5675132283 a pop, it's a free curse unless you pile 2+ for the same stat and it's an important one for your buildeven -vigor is manageable if you offset it with a +vigor line
>>567513386Thx. I thought it would be more.
>>567509995I imagine she'll have a bit more fun on this run, playing guardian seemed to be making her crazy
>>567510860>>567510739>>567510693>>567510690>>5675106436 replies and no real answer. This is the expertise of /erg/
/ourgirl/ dotitao is back on nightoreignu
>>567514142Stop advertising lame vtumours nobody cares weeb
>>567514142thanks for letting your buddies on /erg/ know, devil saar
>>567514142naitorein*
>>567514142Keep advertising your amazing vtubers everyone cares friend
>>567514142and she's back being a Scholard lets goooooo
>>567514238deviljeet is so lame and weird...
>>567514501>Terr upset DevilGAWD is a better player than he'll ever beMany such cases.
>it's another devilsaar tries to salvage his reputation episode
>>567514142Takeko > Dotitao > whoever >>567514238 is
I kept my less likely on for regular balancers (- _ -) I feel ashamed. But my last loss to them is too recent. And I've been having a bad day at the game today. I didn't want to risk it. Though, if my teammate took of theirs, I would have took off mine.
>>567514629Don't mention your boyfriend unprompted devilcuck
>>567514870you don't need to drop your less likely since the guy without it will be getting pink'd anyway so the other whites will stay away meaning it gives you free real estate on the remaining comatose bitches
I haven't seen Devil on the password or in gg posts for a long time. Is he even still around?
>>567514870does it count as griefing if you have LLTBT on for regular balancers?
>>567515072he's still around since I've seen him in places but I haven't seen him on the password since someone posted his old cheated relics
>>567515072Who's going to tell him?
>dalitknight samefagging episode
>>567515072Instead of playing and thread shitting he decided to become a fulltime thread shitter instead
>>567515072he killed himself after he got exposed by >>567514238 , im not joking
>>567515209What if he just rolled a similar relicThere's no conclusive proofYou guys are taking the shitpost too far
>be me>pretend to be various ergies to manufacture drama>they block each other, but not me>not only do I get a rush, I also get shorter queue timesMy genius scares me sometimes.
>Working on stuff>"Alright, that's enough, I'm ready for another game">Go to join queue>Accidentally leave queue>Turns out I was in queue already, it's just been deadO-oh... well the activity was nice while it lasted.
>>567515829any examples of your work?
>>567515803ok dreamfan
>>567515072He played a couple of games. Probably just taking a break and doing other stuff. If you miss him you can always add him and talk to him, he's very cordial.
pakiknight gives off failed normgroid vibes fr
starting to come to terms with the fact that i might be a threadshitter
>>567515829machiavelli-kun... I kneel...
>>567516018That would defeat the purpose.
>>567515005I suppose that's a sound strategy. It just feels dirty. I feel Like I should be able to handle them without any less likelies.>>567515180Not necessarily. Having pink on a player can be a lot of pressure. Some people can handle it. Some can't. If they can't, then they might feel griefed for it.
>>567516098Nah, he doesn't like me, I'm pretty sure.
I like creasy and am always eager to read his commentary after a run
>>567517368I struggled to contain my laughter at work reading this.
I like terr and am always eager to see his webms after a run
>>567517368>>567517548Everyone says this
>>567516802What happened? Did you two fight in the thread or in game?
I like Trish and am always eager to read xher commentary during xher run
>>567516215we know terr you make it clear every day
I like (stupid clown that nobody likes) they're so cool!
>>567517767I don't remember anymore. Some dispute about the game a months back. He blocked me then unblocked me and I think we have bad blood between us now.
>>567517548i liked his pvp webms but ever since his nightroon transition those are no more
>>567512562>>567512428That’s actually pretty cool I like that
>>567507448>No zorbanZorjeet wrote this post
starting to come to terms with the fact that i might be a cuck
>>567503818Classic slavejeet activities
>>567517368strange
>>567518146Your wife is cheating on you? I’m sorry anon.
>>567518274which ergies look like this
starting to come to terms with the fact that i might be a dsger
>>567509995in the beginning i thought melina is a dumb bitch and i didnt like her but over time she grew on me and now i like her and shes actually cute.can anyone relate?
>>567518432sludge
>>567518432That one girl who said she looks like Rev irl
>>567514117any time I post a question here it's like a 90% chance I get nothing but retarded replies, 9% chance someone just replies with information I already know or was even in the post itself, and 1% of actually being usefulI usually just panic roll when I see him winding up the electric swing and even if its the aoe its so delayed I usually have time to sprint and jump out
>>567518585Shut up faggot
>>567518585you need to @jeeteazu and he'll post his epic 'bms
>>567491563>>567491861that’s all of his builds albeit
>>567518585>complaining you're not spoonfed infoWe're in the information age there's literally dozens of moveset videos for every enemy you retarded cute faggot
>>567518146you only have yourself to blame
>>567518585I would vacate the area if I can. But sometimes I'm fooled by his stance, and brace myself to dodge the spin. Or, I'm locked into an animation and can't escape in time. I can't remember if I ever tried rolling into the lightning before. I figured at least 1 person can confirm whether rolling into it works or not.The irony is that there are dozens of posts calling my bad at the game, and then when I seek out help, nobody has an answer. All these experts and no advice.
>>567518859>>567518858Shut up faggot>>567518990More like you guys have 3000 hours in the game yet are still so shit you can't answer basic questions. How sad is that?
What if ironeye was on the front of a fashion magazine
>>567510360>>567518010you are not from dsjee
>>567519136Why would I have to? Go shove a cactus up your pee hole
>>567519136I'm going to rape you
>>567518746good pic
>>567519160how did you know
>Why would I have to? Go shove a cactus up your pee holewhy should someone even do this? it sounds painful because the pee hole is small and most cactus are bigger than the pee hole
>>567494362>>567494102Zased level headed respectable posts.
>>567519205Who said you have to? I just said you don't have the brainpower or information to answer normal questions, which is demonstrably true
>>567519383Okay bitch, I'll answer your questionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KviZeFkl35Y&t=HERE'S LITERALLY EVERY MOVE IT DOES FUCK YOU
>>567500981that’s being generous and assuming he even interacts with anyone irl
>>567519469bzzzt. not a real answer. try again retard
>>567519573You have to press the be invincible button as you're about to be hit, hope this helps
baker needed
>>567505428such is the way of the threadshitternotice it always picks up at the same time
>>567504712>>567504973Cc is kino and racist? wtf I love cc now…
>>567519879>anons in the thread: wtf im so racist fuck africa>anons irl: h-h-h-h-h-h-h-hi
>>567493282just spam ping and r1 them. trish always drops whatever i want when i sperg out
i repeat myself when under stress
>>567520019He didn't do any of that, that coomplain was so uncalled for. I was too sleepy to check his build
>>567519947KEK
>>567518575Someone says that every thread
>>567519947what would i gain from being openly racist towards people irl? I can vote a certain way to make them go away, I don't benefit from antagonizing them personally
>>567520019>>567520079Like if you ping and r1 me I'll literally drop my whole inventory + talismans so you can pick whatever you need>>567520151I know
>>567519947i dont think anyone here can talk to a retail employee without stuttering and while making eye contanct lol
>>567507448Stinks like dogshit so some queer probably made this
>>567520094Yeah but there's one specific girl who has claimed multiple times that her irl friends said it looks like they modeled Rev after her. I believe that anon.
>>567514870I did take mine off though after the first phase
kek we have literal browns itt who actually cries irl uncontrollably whenever someone calls him a jeet or brown
>>567510160A popular item among the Wyldwives and especially the Exejeets!
>>567520386I'm white I just like making fun of keyboard nazi chuds
>>567519879>White>Tiny hands>Posts with anime girl pictures>Racist Anons will look at cc and say >"Wife" And then cc says >I'm a manAnd anons will say>"Wife"
Can trish go one second without worshipping blacks what a weirdo
Any other Brahmins sick of all the uneducated posters running their mouths?
>>567520604>brings up blacks unpromptedWeird fetish
>>567509993That’s the power of FromSoftware gameplay consistency. Small indie company, you see.
>>567512369>>567512187>>567512081>>567511935Why do you say this exactly
>>567521039Its funny but also true
>>567520778I'm not the one defending and worshipping them at every corner buddy
>>567505815>>567505723>>567505547why are you gay just go back where you’re more comfortable
>>567518146We know terr maybe one day you’ll stop worshipping bibisi we’re all praying for you
>>567521223>>567521152Holy shit struck a nerve, relax nazi chud
>>567520360Oh, I guess you did. I checked the inventory after the transition and thought I saw it still in there. Maybe you dropped it after I checked.
>>567520386yeah terr is really a weird faggot
>>567519298calm down rakesh
>>567521645>>567521645>>567521645New
gg mystery ED horsehe came out of phase change and instantly twinblade combo'd me lmao was not expecting that
>>567520386yeah deviljeet is a really weird faggot
>>567521293you know I’m right that’s why you cry
>>567519353People here are not very smart
>>567499437>>567510360>>567519160>>567517548>>567506338Talked about xherself again award
>>567510319>shitter melty kino
>>567510429>>567510429>rolls too early>eats shitkinema
>>567523901Shut up terrjeet
>>567520484you know no one is falling for this
>>567524920You always make it so obvious
>>567508935i do this
>>567525742Says you
