Previous: >>566973889Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Fresh Season is on until 5/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
raiders news soon...
raiders will NEVER come out...
me before waking up out of my coma in inkopolis
Raiders Almost Killed the Series: A Retrospective on the Worst Splatoon Game and the Mismanagement by Furukawa and Nogami
Nobody Saw It Coming - How Splatoon Raiders Revolutionised the Wave-Defense Genre (Again, After Salmon Run) [9:48:06]
>>567452994do you enjoy being a miserable faggot that much?
>>567452994>>567453494Chara in 2032
I should've died like 3 times here
>>567453494>[9:48:06]It's kinda short but I guess I'll watch it.
>>567454304did you report him too
daring today, aren't we
Mechanic ceph is the pilot for the salmon chopper too.
>>567455668>so furious he couldn't even take a screenshotkekaroo
>>567455668
>>567455759>>567455789I don’t have nor want a smartphone.
>>567455668>kills = winsdeserved
>>567455909
>>567455909based
anyone wanna play some open?
>>>/wsg/6151959>freelancing
>>567457598yeah sure
>>567457657going to wait until rotation to open a room
open 3/4
>>567458239I'll be on soon.
>>567455909You have a computer don't you?
>>567458273Knockin
>>567458553opening
ggs lopen 3/4 again if anyone else wants in
done for nowGGs openers
>>567463513GGs good woomy,
ggs SH2/4
>callie's best official outfit isn't even in gameman...
sorry t, i must be high picking that charger
>>567464581nah it's ok I don't expect to win anything ever
>>567464293
>>567464639Yesssss more passive aggressiveness from /ink/ as usual.
>>567464806You don't play with this general.
>>567464806I'm being completely genuine
>>567464806>i like replies
>>567464806Stop copying me. Find your own bait.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
have to go. ggs open
>>567466621GGs t, thanks for sticking around. You have a good night,yeah?
Flop stylists probably keep the flops they cut and sell them on the black market. Theres some rich people out there that would buy the cut flops off of a beautiful woomy. I bet octo tentacles are sold to paramilitaries to create more octarians.
>>567466705>FlopsThey would just revert back to ink and dissolve in a few hours>TentaclesIt requires equipment to turn a cut tentacle into a trooper. Only one Octo has the machines needed. However if Octavio put the stuff up on woomylist that is a different story.
>>567466705>>567467327it seems clear that the tech required to convert octoflops to octarians could be repurposed to convert squidflops to squariansall you'd need to do is acquire the tech, reverse engineer or duplicate its construction processes, and create a front organisation to collect squidflops and octoflops from Inkopolitan stylists under the guise of waste collection and disposal, and then you'd have an entire army of soulless squid and octo homunculi at your beck and call...
>>567467835But floppers lack a tiny brain unlike tentacles they would be...wait never mind they would just be mini woomies running around being silly and yelling woomy every two seconds.
they should invent a veemo with really really long tentacles she can control
What would you do if your woomy took a bite of your meal after a hard fought battle.
>>567468310what if they only seem to lack a brain because the conditions for squid life on the surface, nutritional or environment or otherwise, prohibit the development of flop neuron bundles>wait never mind they would just be mini woomies running around being silly and yelling woomy every two seconds.lol yes there is also the fact that squids are canonically stupid
>>567468467That's okay, I have enough to share.
>>567468310>floppers lack a tiny brainThe same is true of woomies.
>>567468801>my post but better
But not mine, of course.
drug out into the street and shot+ bonus gloogs with 0 aim
>>567469903did you report him too
It's like I'm getting every title EXCEPT the one I want
>Felt like checking out all 3 splat twitters.>Anything newJP just Extra wave scoreboardUS Just competitive stuffEU account suspended Lol whu??
>>567470919>EU account suspendedlmao for what?
>>567470919there's an EU account?
>>567471040posted underage cephs
>>567471059according to inkipedia there's never been one, it's always just been NoE twitter, and specific french&nordic twittershas this been in the op for two and a half years without anyone noticing
>>567471694Yeah, no one cares about anyone from the EU.
>>567471694>>452858351 added it, it seems
>>567471813true, i hate myself
heh
Splatoon Raiders
>>567473116>gold foil wrapped shit
>>567472991based!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not really
>>567471694Not sure how low its been in the OP would have check the archives to see how many years its been in the OP and no one cared or noticed till now.Maybe this should be fixed next thread.
>>567473293it made me snort some air out of my nose
lil' judd is basically splatoon's hitler
>>567475578cringe
https://x.com/i/status/2056527516710355133>brainrot :|>brainrot but nintendo :O
>>567483616I just canceled my Raiders preorder for this. This is goty worthy.
Randomized weapons every death
a clear picture is starting to emerge
>>567452621OMH.
>>567493669nooticing squids don't get separated charts becauseuhwellthey just do, ok
>>567493669Are you really this obsessed? Grim.
>>567493669Octofags in shambles rn
>>567506035>STOOOOP NOTICING
>>567508885>>567505864start answering my questions, fag
I'm just so glad we're getting a new game after all this time, I was really worried Raiders was a 2027 release
>>567493669What's your methodology? Where are the screencaps of the plaza posts? For all I know you could be making up the numbers.
>>567514702"""bad art""" is also a matter of opinion.
>>567483616why does this exist
>>567515915>warioware but with photosthe only thing that doesn't make any sense is that it ISN'T a warioware game.
>>567516097exactlylikewho is this FOR
>>567516226maybe they're trying to see if the warioware style can sell without his name attached to it?
>>567516308i hope not, it feels so stupid and soulless without a wacky IP attached
Going on a date to Inkblot Academy to look at all the art and enjoy wine
>>567516996You shouldn't bring alcohol to a school. That's the the museum is for.
>>567518792Oh right, then a date at the Museum d'Alfonsino
>>567514882next you'll say beauty is subjective lol
>>567522243i wonder if this fugly fractal filter has stopped even a single bot from scraping and training on these pictures
>>567505864>>567506035>>567514702>>567514882Listen very carefully, I shall say this only once.>nooticing squids don't get separated charts becauseBecause I don't feel like using a loupe to check which is which. But if you ask nicely and accept that there might be mistakes then I might.>Are you really this obsessed?Just a little bored. The obsessed one is the dude yelling about forced meme any time someone points out what's obvious to everyone not in denial.>What's your methodology?Do a full patrol of Splatsville plaza once every 24 hours and write stuff down?Good art (w/sig) - anything skillful and aesthetic or with obvious honest effort put in it even if not the best technically. Posts with signatures counted separately because it's lame and gives attention whoring vibes. Bad art - shitty half-assed chicken scratch drawings, most memes, also pictures obviously not hand-drawn.Blog - "I'm level XX", "you are valid", etc.Scribbles - incomprehensible stuff that does not even make the cut to be bad art.Attention - anything and everything with "press Y", profiles, OCs, anything that screams "me me me" and asking for validation.Lib shit - Palestine, ICE, etc.Gay shit - subset of libshit, should be obvious.Jesusposting - will add a row for it once I come across one.Note: bad categories trump the good ones - a (rare) good drawing with gay shit in it is still gay shit.>Where are the screencaps of the plaza posts?That's the level of effort way further on the autism scale than I am, but I'll try to compile a chart with a couple examples for each category.>For all I know you could be making up the numbers.Why would I? I don't need convincing myself, and it would make me look silly if someone was to verify, which they can easily do. Why don't you do it? If we get significantly different results in the same region then we can dig deeper.>"""bad art""" is also a matter of opinion.I am trying to be very generous and unbiased with what I accept as "good".
>>567529994>using a loupe to check which is whichlearn the eyebrowskeep those eyes peeledthey're all around us
>>567529994don't spend this much effort on octo players ever again
>>567530567That's what I meant though, it's not something you can immediately tell from further away, you need to get closer and often find a good angle to see. And in like 1/4 of cases the eyebrows are covered by the combination of headgear and hair.In takos I think the only situation where you can't tell is if they're wearing the parallel canon mask.
>>567532374I'll stop in a week or two. Or maybe after next Splatfest since that's when the shit tends to ramp up.
>>567529994>its biasedthanks for clearing that up man
>>567522243>@y589x>@OCTXIMA>@R4MUNE_LOVEwhy do they have three different handles?
>>567532517>>567529994woomies and yebs have distinct noises, you're already clicking a to view a post, listen out for it.
>>567532670no, the data is great, but your effort is wasted on trying to explain yourself to octo posters here. they'll continously deny that they are part of the worst demographic of the playerbase no matter what you show them
im still playing octo lol
The racism roleplay got old two weeks after Octo Expansion's release.Let it die.
>>567529994your unwillingness to post proof of the posts shows that this experiment can't be trusted. you can't even tell the difference between woomies or yebs.
>>567529994get a real j*b josephyou will never be a successful janitor here or on splatoon
>>567535627obsessed
current sr set is very fun
>>567536052it's lowkey one of the hardest rotations i've ever played
>>567536196what? the damage between the hydra dapples and decav is insane and the big swig handles turfing pretty well
>>567535808retarded
>>567536260hydra requires a 3.5s spinup for good damage and a 3s spinup for max rangedapples are high dps but very short rangebig swig literally can't do anything but paint and clear chum and chase mothership crates and solo fish sticksdecav and dapples are goated but the lineup as a whole is tactically challenging
>>567536997you would have a point about hydra but this map is very good for it given the central towermaybe the kit isnt the most well-rounded but it eviscerates coho at least
>>567537693that's what i was thinking going in, but in practice the tower isn't all that good since hydra can't quite reach a lot of the coastline positions where some bosses camp out, and because hydra can't store a charge you end up getting interrupted a lot by drizzler clouds and flyfish rockets and stuffit's a very fun shift, but i just find it really hard which is part of the fun
>>567530783yay
I still think decav feels like shit to use
>>567529994Your no longer at the obsessed level your at the seek help level.
when splatfest
>do the pencil test to test vision>sight gets blurred halfway throughno wonder i'm so shit.....
Short open in a few minutes?
>>567541332Maybe one just before Raiders.
>>567542679they should rerun the deserted island splatfest for funsies.
>>567468673describe taste
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?>>567542112dang missed it
Is raiders out yet.
>>56754466265 days to go
>>567550546fuck that's way too long
>>567550546did shiver kiss frye or something why is her mouth blue
>>567550658
FUCKKKKKK IM JUST SO GOOD AT SLAYING DUDE HOLY FUCK MY AIMING IS INSANEEEEE I EARNED THIS WIN FUCK
>>567551598adapt
>>567551598>being in range
>>567551598you can feel the steam coming out of anon's ears as he hit post
>>567551598>Not rushing right at them>Watch as they panic when they realize this weapon is worthless at close range
>>567551915>>567552065>>567552186>>567552396Name? FC? Rank?
>>567552475>doxing myself so you can get mad
>>567552475WoomyWoomy woom wooWOOMY!!
>>567554049Good woomy.
>>567554049good veem
>>567556637Rocket boob Marina-sanDo those tits have launch clearance?
>>567554049What alternate universe did I step into? It's supposed to release july 23.
>>567558562Maybe they are including time for it to arrived after its shipped?
>>567559206Ancho-V's.......
>>567559206i want to go to the promised land
>>567558562Squidela Effect
>>567559206
>>567559986the promised land is callingwill you answer?
>>567552065>has almost as much range as chargers>just don't be in range bro
>>567557996We need woomveems drawn by Raita.
>finally get hydra against coho>dies with 59 seconds leftwhy is it so hard for randos with the hydra to just shoot him
>>567564940Most people don't know how to position themselves and end up getting molested by fish.
>>567566450artist source?
>see splatnet post>"trans rights"AYB
Very good matchmaking today, thank you Mr Nogami.
>>567530783If you're having trouble, shoot where they're going, instead of where they are.If you're having trouble, shoot where they're going, instead of where they are.If you're having trouble, shoot where they're going, instead of where they are.
This too.
>>567567764or just use nautilus
i can only shoot where they were half a second ago i'm sorry
>>567566797https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/108506350
>>567567764instructions unclear, went where they're shooting instead of where i was
>>567567983>>567568552combine these two and youve got me
>>567571867
I fought the FLAR and the FLAR won
>>567542112Fat
>>567573370You win to lose you lose to loseThe daring agents of F.L.A.R have completed another mission.
it seems people are too comfortable with this fish rot and forgot that eggs matter
>>567573732Damn straight.
Short open?
>>567574789That ain't Marie that is Orange-chan
>>567574865Joining
>>567574865after this fish
2/4.>>567574965(You) when ready.
>>567574865Knock
>>567575031knock
>>567575164>>567575117Opening.
>>567575591pressing x furiously
4/4.
>enemy misses completely>oneshots memy bad, forgot what game I was playing
>missed the open room
>>567576115sucks, remember when only 2 people would play this game?
>>567576310I remember when there wouldn't be a lobby for months.
>>567576417sorry man, I had to get over post grandfest syndrome somehow
>Trans RIGHTS [sic]A-downdownAArightA
>>567576417This was before we got a decent lobby system. No one was playing together at all.
>>567576689I saw that shitty post too.
>>567576769Will 4 (or maybe even Raiders) finally dare to do what no one will and finally add fucking lobby codesThe pool system works but it sure would be nice to just join a room with a quick letternumber combo
Stop replying to yourself joey
>>567576310Remember when all we did was play SR and never touch the other modes?>Woomy remembersWhen playing league was a once every 2-3 month thing>Woomy remembers >Woomyfarms always remembers the good times along with the bad>Try our new Woomycakes delicious cookies in the shape of a woomy with flavored icing to match ink colors.
GGs open
GGs folks, I fucking despise this game goddamn
GGs open, sorry for the dog water performance
GGs open, rape vBlaster now.
any of you wanna keep going by any chance?
>>567577835I'm already in your ink tank
2/4 if anyone else wants to play
>>567577835Prolly later.
good luck on that x battle, here's your teammate!
>>567577502>forgot pic>>567577586It's seriously so annoying, I have to play like a master ninja to even engage safely and all they need is a random lucky shot in my general direction, also panic-button special
>>567578397cute cephs
>>567578397The main weapon is objectively overtuned. The indirect buffs were a bad idea, but buffing its mobility even further on top of it was just overkill.
>>567579925it's a blasterevery time there is a meta where paint is free and commitment is low, blasters rise to the top and people call them overpoweredluna's been there, range's been there, assblast's been there, even old fat vblaster kinda was there very briefly before people learned to shoot down splooshdownyou don't balance blasters around the meta, you balance the meta around making blasters kinda suck, which is what 2 did to great effect
Get a load of that lag
GGs B
GGs s. I need to take a shower, wanted to leave with a win for you.
....i need more raiders news...... i need splatoon 4 news....
>>567582506raiders will never release and splatoon 4 will never get announced
>>567581009I know you retard, I'm a better player than you are. I'm saying the buffs were unnecessary. The main was already serviceable before they did all this shit.
>>567582484A real st/ink/er you are
>>567582617Im finally free of this game.
>>567582803yes, the radius buffs were uncalled for, they fucked up the mathsmost hitboxes expanded by about the same amount (accounting for range bracket) but big hitboxes got a much bigger buff from that than small ones
>>567583149I take more offense on the frames they slashed off each shot's recovery. Way too mobile for the class.
>>567583614it's just a couple frames off what it already had, now it just matches rapids, clash and l3. speaking of, they really should buff clash and l3's framedata.
>>567583782Sheldon ain't wrong here>Gets annoyed in TC one time>Takes that blaster>Follows the tower and just shoots>Stand on tower and just hold down ZR>Ended the match with like 25 kills and two deaths.
>>567584420prove it post the replay code
>>567584653This was just a few months after the game released. You wanna see proof go play a round of TC with that blaster and see for yourself.
>BLASTER IS OP NERF IT NERF IT NERF ITTTTTT>But I won't use it because uhhhh I have too much pride in a game for Japanese kids game
>we want aggressive meta!>ok, aggressive weapon dominates aggressive meta>NOoOoO NOT LIKE THAT!>>567585584guess what, people want to use weapons they like to useonly vapid morons play games to win, fun is paramount
>>567585882what if i like playing blasters?
