Hello Robbo EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2055346668967784748>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>566927445
Flambert <3333
My life for Mandy
>>567464135Makes sense
The Z-Team being forced to play a session of Dungeons & Dragons would be pretty funny. I say forced because a few of them would never want to be caught playing that nerdish crap.
Malevola my beloved
>>567464320Like that one episode of Community?
>>567464320Phenomaman, Mandy, Royd, and Punch Up would be ecstatic about it Robert and Courtney outwardly hate it but secretly love itOnly Coupe and Chase would actively hate it
“For your suspension sentence, you will be required to slay Tiamat, the chromatic dragon goddess and embodiment of all evil. Otherwise you risk termination. Your choice. Also my character is a Drow. You cannot pick Drow.”
>>567465208I would rather DIE
>>567464320They did come close to it with that one Dispatch mission where one of them had to go to a LARP. Still would be funny and cool to see. Though I wonder if they did that concept if Critical Role would do a crossover somehow. Since AdHoc does get financed by them anyhow.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bly3xAsPaQg>>567464521Or Ted. Or name any popular sitcom in the last decade.
and my dick for Mandy too
Punch Up is forced to play a gnome
>>567465905Not even a Dwarf? Come on.
would you
>>567467531owo belly hair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91r7-hKLgqg
I've been playing a lot of zelda ever since that PC port came out. Been a lot of fun but that's why I haven't been posting as frequentlyAll I need is that infinite dispatch mode to come out and I'll be on that shit like crack
This Golem guy? Seems pretty cool if you ask me.
>>567471102Yeah. He chill.
>>567471102how much weed would it take for him to get high
>>567473213He drinks alcohol, pretty sure drugs have an effect on him.
>>567473271well it took a whole truckload for him to get wasted so I imagine it would be the same for drugs
>>567466595Do you even need to ask?
what power would you want if you were a superhero?I'd want magnetism because it's the most OP one and it'd be fun to play withalso, what power do you think would be horrible to have just as a regular person? bonus points if it's something unassuming.the ability to talk to animals would be fucking hellish. imagine if every single insect you ever encounter could talk back, birds chirping would be super annoying, and you'd have to explain to each and every animal you want to talk to that you can understand them and why you can which would be very tedious after years. sure you could make a fortune being some animal whisperer or telling people what their pets think for hem or some shit but overall it'd be annoying. waterboy's power is still worse though but surely there's something that can top it. super pain tolerance could have a side effect of making you feel numb 24/7 maybe? idk
>>567473650You never know she could be a roastie and nothing like Mandy
>>567473792>what power would you want if you were a superhero?teleportation ezSuper speed? How about traveling to your destination instantly Chase you slow ass bitchLosing a fight? Just teleport awayPortals? That's cute >what power do you think would be horrible to have just as a regular personbasically just Waterboy's powers, imagine going to bed and having it be soaked in your own sweat by the time you wake up
>>567473792Energy absorption, and I'm talking about just the typical lasers and shit, but kinetic as well. Basically, think of the X-Men's Bishop: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBG8ajS6CIANow that shit would be cool to have, assuming, of course, other people also have powers and you would have to regularly fight them. But also imagine bullets losing all their kinetic energy the second they contact with your skin and just plop down. Awesome.>also, what power do you think would be horrible to have just as a regular person? bonus points if it's something unassuming.Mind reading. Without mind control or anything else, just mind reading. I'd imagine it being like hearing, you can't just shut it down. You always know what people think of you, now that's just going to be hurtful to hear. And it would skew your perception of people, I mean how many times have you thought a person was an asshole before you got to know them? And you know, there's this always this pleasant surprise when people work up the courage, or feel comfortable around you to tell you how they really feel about you, what you mean to them and all that. It makes a strong basis for long lasting friendships.
>>567475750>and I'm talking about just the typical lasers and shit,*not
>>567473792>what power would you want if you were a superhero?Probably teleportation. As the other anon said you can just go anywhere and it would be useful in various situations. The only possible downside is what limitations there would be on such a power. Although he's a villain and not one from a superhero comic. I would also like to have Exdeath's powers from Final Fantasy 5. He's basically a warlock that uses the power of the Void. Essentially consuming matter around him into complete nothingness. Also he can teleport. >also, what power do you think would be horrible to have just as a regular person? bonus points if it's something unassuming.Unmemorability. Basically you are forgotten completely as soon as someone isn't in direct view of you.
>>567475750yeah but think of all the filthy disgusting thoughts you'd be able to hear from people
>>567477778Invisigal...
>>56747575024/7 mind reading is an obvious choice, one several times in media beyond super her stuff. fair since it'd suck hard but I'm hoping for more unique ones you wouldn't immediately think of.the energy absorption thing though is nice, simple but widely applicable. even if your enemy had no powers you'd still survive whatever they can throw at you because of the kinetic energy of physical blows or bullets so it's just a matter of catching the pussies who run.>>567474284you could also just teleport into enemies for insta kills, not a hero thing but super insane if a villain had it. not perfect since you have to choose to teleport so anything that surprises you or one shots you can beat you. you might get to places faster than chase but there's literally nothing you can do if he runs up to you and punches you 30 times before your brain realizes what's happening and you consciously choose to teleport. it'd make you one paranoid mother fucker too since you'd have a 100% perfect record of hero/villain stuff but always on edge because all it takes is one guy to think of how to catch you off guard and you're done.I'm certain waterboy's power is truly awful, being wet 24/7, water damage, and the several health risks you have to be ware of but there has to be even worse shit. the gluttinator weighs a thousand pounds because of his power, he might have some innate immunities to weight based problems but being an insanely big fat motherfucker is still a bad way to live. future predicting would be bad since some government would just kidnap you either to kill you or make you their slave. same goes for any 10/10 power, then again it's fictional world and Pman gets to work for a call center instead of being drafted so I guess we have to suspend belief at some things.
>>567467531>>567467585Let’s be real. He’d be a lot hairier.
>>567478408Probably. Unless he likes to trim it often.
>>567478107I'm just saying, in terms of pure utility teleportation is way faster than super speed. Now in terms of fighting I guess super speed is better, but keep in mind you could also teleport to wherever you wanted and Chase would have no idea where you would go. You might teleport behind him, above him, or you could just teleport out of the area to avoid a fight entirely. Unless his powers also include super reflexes it's going to be impossible to react when you can literally teleport wherever you want.
>>567477761I'll never forget my goat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtMHsNhQBvI
>>567478797>be a villain>robbing a bank>some guy calls SDN to get your ass>one second you're teleporting into and out of a bank vault>next second you're getting punched forty times in the face>by the time you think of teleporting you're already concussed and being restrainedchase would whoop 99.9% of villains asses if we're being realistic, super speed is very OP, why do you think they have to make the flash a jobber in any crossover and his strongest enemy is literally him but evil? you can't teleport away because that requires to asses the situation and consciously choose to teleport which means nothing because a guy can run across town and beat the shit out of you in the time it takes for you to realize you're in danger. a speedster solos anyone if they're the one to initiate, doubly so if your power requires you to make a decision against someone who can experience time much faster than you can.>>567477761the ye olde satori and koishi combo of agonizing powers has been made. honestly koishi's power is genuinely impossible to survive, you would die as a baby so fucking fast. even if you dial it back to like people only retaining some fleeting idea of your existence it would still drive you to insanity from the seclusion. then again cameras and computers exist, you could still be fully remembered by a digital system which would let people be aware of your existence without having to get wiped by your powers so that's something.on the flip side being able to manipulate memories by your choosing is just as OP as magnetism. either you wipe the minds of people to vegetables, make villains into good guys by deleting their evil thoughts, and just mold people into what you want by carefully removing or inserting memories. godly power but you have to be very precise and constantly change minds of every single person involved in whatever you want.
>>567480130not implying the two memory powers are the same btw, just remarking that controllable vs uncontrollable memory powers are powerful in two different ways
>>567479964I'd rather have flambae think I'm looking at porn than fan fiction desu
https://youtu.be/gKywAPQPmUQ
>>567481153I hope we get to see more of Robert's dad in season 2 and I hope he's voice by Bryan Cranston
Invisimech <3333
The way Mandy's butt sounds when Robert slaps it
Where is wabi sabi anon? Is he safe? Is he alright?goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>567487528I love you too.
>>567487624hopium give me more prompts and I swear I'll finish them in 5-7 business weeks goodnight everyone
>>567487939Fujo here, don't have to follow up on this but I was thinking of a Flambert prompt. Robert coming to Flambae's niece's birthday party as Mecha Man. Since she's been begging to meet him cause she's a fan much to Flambae's dismay. Anyhow, g'night writer anon.
>>567487939I'll think about it
>>567464775>>567465467If i sent coupe to play the LARP call, would she gain a positive opinion on DnD?
>>567487939>>567489009Okay, I think I cooked with this one. Or just plain cucked. Same continuity as the last 2 requests, so yeah, Mecha Fangirl.>Mandy finds Robbo working late at SDN's workshop, fixing up the light damage the suit sustained while he was on the shift with Z-Team, teaching and leading by example on the field.>"Wouldn't have happened if Flambae wasn't such a dipshit and listened when I told him to cover me!">bit frustrated, but, eh lighter tone "work in progress" type of deal. They're gonna be great.>they laugh, share a few jabs about Z-team still being new to actually being heroes, working as team and having to rely on each other>"Nothing like working with a fellow supe?" >conversation turns into depressing tone>Robert starts talking about how his father had a team, people who he could rely upon. He wasn't alone out there. Not like Robert. Not at all like Robert.>Mandy asks why Robert has put himself through this, the whole lone wolf shit.>Robert says something vague about how the rest of the Brave Brigade disbanded or strayed. Keep it vague. Besides, Robert had something to prove. That he could do it, that he can be Mecha Man. Alone, without anyone's help. That he's not some nepobaby with a hand me down suit, but a true hero.>Mandy by this point notices the dour tone of the conversation and suggests that he should be spending a lot more time with his hot new girlfriend ensuring the future of the Robertson line and the Mecha children by insemenating her with his aryan sperm instead of being stuck here in the garage playing with gears and wrenches. Whatever, she's not a mechanic or tech savvy.>Bobert remembers that Mandy's a huge Mecha Man nerd, has just the right plan for how to spend the rest of the night with her... hehe oh yeah.>"You know I can fly, right?">"But have you ever flown in a Mecha Man suit?">cut to Mandy sitting in Robert's lap inside Mecha cockpit, awkwardly struggling to fly the suit. P1
>>567491980P2>Mandy nearly causes 9/11 California Edition>a lot more tougher than she expected, but that's why he's the Mecha Man>Robert spends the entire time laughing at her attempts, but guiding her how to fly it, with his hands wrapped around hers.>until eventually they're flying straight and steady, romantic vibes all around, Mecha Man flying over night time LA, in an unsubtle reference to BB and MM's first flight together.>cut to them sitting on a Hollywood sign>Finally one of them took the other to that damn place.>Robert starts explaining how his father used to do it a lot with him, when he had the time. How they would spend practically all the time working on the Mech together and how his dad would teach him to control the Mecha Man instead of you know, teaching him how to drive a car.>Mandy expresses that she would've liked to meet his father, but not because she's some crazy fan or anything... no! Totally not! >Robert laughs and tells her that he wouldn't mind meeting Mandy's parents.>Mandy immediately shuts it down. NO! NOPE! NEVER! Not going to happen, nuh-uh! No sir! Not in a million years.End of P2.
>>567491575Perhaps? She seems eager to go when sending her off. Saying, "I wish to play as a faction of Darkness deserter who has allied herself with the faction of Light. I'll prepare my costume immediately."
>>567487939>>567491980>>567492626P3EpilogueMandy's Nazi Mom and Chud Father>"I told you we should've intervened when she was head over heels for those damn Emu boys! But, noooo, "it's just a phase" you said!" -Chud>"It's Emo, Chuddie. And it's important that we support Mandy's decision." - Nazi>"First she breaks up with Phenomaman! PHENOMAMAN, Natsie! And now she's gonna bring some Twinkie into our house!">It's Twink. Chad, the term is Twink. But that has nothing to do with it. Don't you think that Mandy had a rough time breaking up too? Right now it's important that we show her our support!" - Natalie>"Yes, but Phenomaman..." >"HE WAS AN ALIEN, CHAD!" - Mom's racist reveal DUN-DUN-DUN!>"What's wrong with that?">"Everything! I mean do you remember the last time we've met? The guy's head is stuck in the clouds!" Blah-blah, prejudice and racism against aliens the reveal of her mother's actual concerns."I just think that Mandy could use someone... normal. Someone who would keep her grounded and remind her to call her parents once in while before blasting off into the air to fight some costumed freak, a kaiju or space conquerors!" >"At least Phenomaman was strong and tough! He could have kept her safe...">"It's not about Mandy's new boyfriend, is it, Chad?">Chud's reveal about how he feels insecure and worried that he can't do anything to protect his little girl anymore. That's what fathers are supposed to be, protectors. But what kind of a daughter that can tank bullets and lift cars needs protection from helpless father like him? What can he do?>"She's not a little girl anymore, but she's still our daughter" Ahh speech from mom>*DING DONG*>Alright! Showtime! Clean up the clothes, wipe the tears, and put on the stern father face.>"At the very least he's white." - Mommy dearest. >"WTF?" ENDThat last part, tone it down for the normies. Something along the lines of "Robert sounds like a Christian name." But we would know what she actually meant ;D
>>567492626>>until eventually they're flying straight and steady, romantic vibes all around, Mecha Man flying over night time LA, in an unsubtle reference to BB and MM's first flight together.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV1CXLz8F1w
>>567469045Flambae. The Anti-Racist we needed, but not what we deserved.
You guys are so weird
>>567490375Stop posting that guy. He's too flabby and pasty to be flambae.
>>567500091I know. It's just that we got no better cosplayers for Flambae.
>>567500714That's because nobody can stand up to the real deal. All are just pale (and pasty) imitations.
>>567500821True. https://www.tiktok.com/@juliejoestar/video/7604872468553075976
>>567500714Idunno man, this guy does a pretty decent imitation of him.
>>567473792The power to control animals.It would be one of those "haha, Aquaman can talk to fish" lame powers, until your opponent realizes he now has to deal with an army of angry rhinos.Also, post more Mandy.
>>567487528a bit late but night BBfren
>>567500025>:3
>>567502684>The power to control animals.>Mandy suddenly becomes controllable during that time of the monthReally makes you think
>>567501036He’s a goof in game and irl
I hate tuesdays
>>567509003I like tuesdays.
>>567509060no you dont
I'm okay with tuesdays
>>567488416I'll put it on the list >>567491980>>567492626>>567494723Damn bro you basically wrote the whole thing yourself
Fujo Tuesdays
it's Yuri Yuesday!!!
>>567494723funny enough I'm actually drafting a new fic about Robert meeting Mandy's parents right now
>no Taco Tuesday
>>567512535
>>567512017Chuds think alike.
>>567496772Cute
I like Ruby Tuesdays
Roast beef wednesdays
Falafel fridays
>>567522004I would like to eat Mandy's roast beef
>>567516378Aww WaterBae <3333
I am indifferent to the days of the week.
Depression thursdays
>>56751637812 year age difference
>>567528932half your age + 7 is the golden rule
>>567528932anything over 18 is game, fuck whoever you want, it doesn't matter
>>567528932I lost my virginity to someone thirteen years older than me when I was sixteen. Don’t regret it. It’s a meme that teenagers don’t know what they want.
>>567530241You got raped.
>>567530438Nope. I wanted it.
>>567530728You got molested.
>>567530241
Would White Supremacist Blazer... a young Rob-bob?
>>567531884He's gonna learn to be a man somehow
>>567531884>Miss Mandy... makes my peepee go hard, Chase. Wat do?
Robert is a year older than Mandy Ask me how I know
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
Robert has a high iq
>>567531884You'd think with all the sexual assault allegations it would be Invisigal... but nope-- Mandy. Her cute corporate dork routine was her little kryptonite to lure all the little mecha boys in like some kinda sexy blonde angler fish.
>>567536709So glad you're alive after all.
>>567539213Blonde Blazer is in the Epstein files
>>567539616She's worth sticking around for
>>567540472Based sticc tomboy enjoyer
>>567473792>what power do you think would be horrible to have just as a regular person? bonus points if it's something unassumingThe power to make bubbles, which I would assume mechanically is like 'fuck with the composition of gasses in a liquid to form bubbles'. A seemingly useless power until you consider that people are full of liquids and that bubbles of nitrogen forming inside you is not only extremely painful, but potentially life threatening. My OCdonutsteal character is an unassumingly lame side-kick, Bubble Boy, by day, and The Bends, a horrifically dangerous assassin by night.
>>567541841not horrible though, I meant like something like waterboy's power where you really don't want to have it. but hey, that's another surprisingly powerful power at least. it's not hard fucking with the human body so I'm sure plenty of minor powers could be lethal. also I like the name "the bends", catchy.
>>567544701It would possibly be horrible to realize that the only cool application of your power is to inflict agonizing pain on another person. Especially with the amount of shit talking you'd probably get if anyone found out that your power is 'making bubbles' and they didn't think about it hard enough.It's not even a power I can think of a way to 'fight' with. Just one second you're squaring off against a bad guy and then suddenly they're keeling over screaming in pain and need to go to the hospital.
>>567545165My OCdonutsteal is Donutstealer, whose power is stealing donuts
>>567548285Courtney...
>>567530438People dont regret having sex on their earlier years until they get told repeatedly that it was a bad thing to the point of internalizing it
>>567540472>>567540865she's not a total sticc, she's got some boobies
You know who else got raped in reverse by a mystery meat brown girl?
>>567552771Batman never gets raped. Everything he does is all according to plan
Mandy needs to be bullied to be put in her place once in a while
>>567555512
>>567538781Not high enough to know how to fix the suit, bruddah.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DispatchAdHoc/comments/1ti1n0a/the_success_of_dispatch_changed_adhoc_studios/
>>567563249It's simple. Sell the blonde blazer plushie and season 2 might as well be fully funded
>>567564023Umm... https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021
I think season 2 should make Visi the protagonist and include a 30 minute interactive Robert rape scene
>>567570141>t. Visi
>>567551817>People dont regret having sex on their earlier years until they get told repeatedly that it was a bad thing to the point of internalizing itThis is why I hate that one “omg you groomed him you sicko math teach” show since it implies that in any other time period the 17yo and the 20-something-yo wouldn’t have been in a happy relationship. They would have. Humans really struggle thinking for themselves if they need people to think for them. Peer pressure is rot. All the people I know who hate Trump for instance only hate him because their friends and girlfriends do.
>>567577857Because it is reprehensible. Not only is that their student, they are not an adult. There is no justification for that.
>>567578595Okay then, explain why is it that everytime teens have sex with each other theyre fine, but when one of them is older than 18, suddenly the teen is "always" all sad and mopey? Could it not be that peer pressure can affect how people actually feel about a given event even if they didnt really mind it back then?
>>567578595
>>567578595“He was two months away from being eighteen you sick fuck”Holy crap just shut the fuck up. The issue is the professional breach, not the age gap. Lord Almighty. I hate moral panics.
>>567578595I think the anon focused more on the minuscule age gap instead of the power dynamic. an equal relationship between a 17 year old and a twenty year old would be fine.
>>567578595There is nothing wrong with grooming
I value relationships where both partners are on the same maturity level and life stage does that make me boring
I’ve met men in their thirties who are too immature to be in a relationship. They’re not mature enough to have sex. And yet by law they’re allowed. I’ve come across underage teenagers more mature than these manchildren addicted to funko pope and star wars and god knows what else.
>>567579424No, you're normal.
“Teenagers don’t have horny thoughts until they’re eighteen. The ScienceTM told me so!”Lmaooo
>>567579424Hag hands typed this
lol
It would have been so much hotter had Courtney been seventeen yo
>>567579798ooooohhh noooooo, I had SEX before I was a certain number. oh god oh fuck, me consenting meant NOTHING!!! I'm goooona develop so many mental illnessesseriously though wtf traumatizes you if it was anything but full on kidnap or rape?
>>567563249Realistically what can they do with the world of dispatch other than a season 2?
>>567580189Boys will congratulate their friend while girls will get jealous since they see a boy scoring with an older lady as a threat to their very existence since it implies their youthful vanity isn’t everything
> Women are hypocrites when it comes to age; they’d be fine sexing a thirty year old who just woke up from a coma that knocked him unconscious since the age of twelve (“he’s legal now so what haha” - “he’s mentally twelve lady”), or they’ll be fine reading a book about a thousand year old vampire seducing a sixteen year old high schooler (“he’s not and eternally sixteen too so who cares haha”). Jesus. “Is that a twenty three year old dating an eighteen year old? Like omg he is such a pedo haha”. I hate women so much.Trvth Nvke
>>567580189Your prefrontal cortex isn't fully developed. You don't have any life experience to know what to expect in a relationship. Leaving you vulnerable if someone with greater power tries to reel you in. There's a big difference to having such a life altering experience at an earlier age. Teenagers are prone to making mistakes as it's the beginning of their development into adulthood. They can't make decisions like that for themselves. Same reason why they can't drive, vote, gamble, drink, etc. So no, they can't concent.
>>567580891who are you quoting
>>567580891Tfw no hot immortal eternally seventeen vampire gf in the shape of courtneyWhy even live honestly
>>567581045I’m not sure. I think it’s the unhinged coke head from the last thread.
>>567580915>you can't stick your dick in therewhy>you're inexperienced and could make a mistakebut we both just want sex and nothing else>you can't make decisions for yourself and you'll be traumatizedwe can both agree to pleasure ourselves though in a normal and safe way>you can't, it's badwhy>because
>>567581440There's no point in arguing. I already made my stance clear. Don't like it, take it up with the law.
If you think that the probability that there might be a hypothetical case of an underaged teenager not regretting their decision to fuck some significantly older lady is an inconceivable one, then you’re just in total fucking denial of the mathematical odds, because your inner moral panic is just that fucking strong; emotion over logic
>>567581807>moral panicStatutory rape is a moral panic?
>>567581112we're not beating the allegations with this one
>>567581807Yeah I find it weird how moralists assume everyone is the same. It’s magical thinking.
>>567581715look out we got timmy tough knuckles over in the chat
>>567582070If you call it statutory rape when it’s just not? Yes it’s absolutely a moral panic.
>>567582553>when it’s just not?Are you listening to yourself?
What are you retards arguing about
>>567583405Nothing, Roberto, go back to your shift instead of fucking around in 4chan
>>567583067Why are you trying so hard to remove a teenager’s agency by assuming their brains aren’t what they are? You sound like an unironic monster. “They NEED our smothering! They CAN’T think on their own!”. Jesus Christ. You’re like shire people with immigration. “They NEED our help! They CAN’T do it on their own!”. Disgusting behaviour.
>>567583635>shireWhite* (although Tolkien did write the Shire folk as not!white folk of the English countryside)
>>567583616imagine if Robert was trying to dispatch but instead of listening to him the Z-team were all too busy arguing on a mongolian basket weaving forum
>>567583635I think you just torched his anus lmao
>>567583635>underaged teenager not regretting their decision to fuck some significantly older ladyYou are really going out of your way of justifying this. Get off your high horse, creep.
>>567584841I bet you think kids have never raped adults before kek
