Nothing Happened EditionPrevious:>>567427732>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5UApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE>LATEST PATCHESMay 19 Wwise audio fixApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
NEW PATCH TODAY WE ARE SOOOOO BACK
HELLDIVER!!Did you bring me any more samples?
>>567501416IS THAT IT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
>>567501416You can actually hear Chargers and Berserkers creeping behind your ass now, this patch is great
>>567501416>>567501485>>567500418
We live!
>>567501506I just dun get itWhy would the announce maintenance and just not say they're fixin audio shit
>>567501558Uh oh, Heavy Units Remastered audio mod owner is not gonna like this....
>>567501635because obviously fixing the audio shit required a patch being pushed to clients, not just a back end server thing. they can't just put out an update without saying anything
>>567501597https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bxpkrUW3Ns
GUYS I USED THE CGW MOD AND NOW IT SAYS MY ACCOUNT GOT SUSPENDED?!
>>567501597once again,cheatGODS remain superior to paypigchuds!
>>567501635>Super Earth has deemed that additional maintenance may be required in the coming daysinb4 today's maintenance was to prep the game and they're going to do the actual changes on Friday before they leave for the weekend
>>567501485YOU NEED MORE?????????
>>567501848What if they set the trap inside the game to actually track and flag SC cheaters?Never trust a swede.
>goybrowns when cheaters got away with literally everything AGAIN
>>567501451you can sample this superdick
>Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it. boo nigga booo
>>567501719THAT IS NOT GONNA FIT INSIDE THE ROBUTT!
Squid worlds are so comically unpopular without an MO, the squid front desperately needs content players actually want to engage with.
>>567502024if mindless masses actually had an endless onslaught of mindless masses it would get much more popularity.Even on D10 pubs have a hard time dying on there.
>>567501924SC Husslers always win in the end, while white (brown) people lose.
>>567502118the joke is you get more zombies the lower difficulty you goI was on D1 fucking around testing shit and I had an unbroken 5 minute fight of endless voteless hordes
>>567501924It is funny. People pay for SC that pay gets taxed then by Arrowhead that then turns into my government pay meanwhile I steal from Arrowhead with cheats.
can you guys post the animations made by this guy please ? I love them :)
>>567502212kinda same, but it only works when you play solo.add in another player and it becomes just way too easy
>>567501978I lost the motivation, next time you do it
>>567502323what motivationyou only had to post it
>>567502274I just got the bug ones
>>567502521yay
I don't associate myself with either sides so I will cheer with the SC cheaters when they get away with their shenanigans and I will laugh at them and call them brown when they get caught.
>>567502579based centristwhatever the outcome, I just hope people get angry
>>567502562chomp
>>567502579same, I change my political views depending on which side I am trolling
>>567502579>>567502619>>567502690>"I BELIEVE IN NOTHING, YES I AM VERY LE SMART!"
>>567502903>I get angry at inane bullshit onlinecute 2016 tourist
>>567501416I'm outside atm so can't check, are audio mods fine after this update?
>>567502579You'd be wise to join the SC Husslers
d10 any steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241219740614/76561198066017633
Epochbros is the sound fixed now?
>>567502274
>>5675031132/4
>>567503450>>567502669:D
>>567503450cute fupa
>>567503113diving 2
>>567503450I have this one named as autistic seaf chan.gif
>>567503450this makes me sad that there are no abdoslop mods with wide asses but basically no breasts just like the girl in the gif
How it feels having analysis paralysis and being the last guy to not ready up because I cant think of or find what I need while everyone waits and gets mad at me in silence
>nothinburger patch>APC canceledit might be genuninely over
how is the APC op when the fucking TANK exists
>>567504410>I can't find the recoiless anymore for the 300th time cuz i unlocked some new blue stratagem an it shifted everythingJUST
>>567502903>never lose, only winYeah, I'd say that's pretty smart
>some guy dumped a bunch of abandoned mods on nexus that lasted whole 2 minutes before getting removed>grab them all as you do>it's all decrepit bugdiver slopthis episode of storage wars sucked
>>567504609plz understan loadout / favorite pin very hard for tiny swedish garage shop
>>567503450troonslop
>>567504609>huzzah a base perpendicular to my position!>this is a job for eagle airstrike!>eagle 110 pods equipped instead
>>567504158honestly I wish we could just a get a 0.5 times abdoslop mod where the proportions aren't second life tier but still keeps the tight and exposed bodysuit approach
>>567502314Yeah, I decided to do a solo D6 on MM since it's been month since I played non-appropriator squids and I was surprised by how much it spawned. 1800 kills over a full 40 minutes. The voteless are actually a threat because your gun can only point one direction at a time and turrets die nearly instantly to fleshmobs and harvesters. Add in another three players worth of CC though and you're basically untouchable.
>>567505345>sanctioned goodsthe mod literally uses abdo as base despite the other retard crying about it
>>567505339do you have the one where squid rapes the helldiver?
>>567505339God IMAGINE she gets pummeled by a charger after this
>>567504550360 degree turret is too overpowered compared to the tanklet's limited arc.
>>567505415Sanctioned goods give big boob small ass.I want small boob big ass.
>>567505724>small asslmfaoyou're so porn brainrotten
seaf time
>>567505415honestly I just want BFA with a bit more cut armor pieces and more body suits
I'd like a mod that replaces the female voices with male ones.
Hmmm.Today I will bring the flames to bugs.
>>567505918gay
>>567505724>small assgenuine mental illness
so what happened? was the maintenance a nothing burger or what
>>567503204what was wrong with the epoch's sound?
>>567505936kill yourself faggot
>>567505954>pointy breasts that stick out unrealistically>V shaped bodygenuinely killed my boner
what if eagle strikes all had tracking like the rocket barrage
>>567504482>fixing long standing enemy audio cues being near silent, one of the longest running complaints about the game, is a nothingburgerk
>>567506063limited audio slots meant the warning cues could've been not given a channel since it had separate sfx cues instead of a single 15 seconds long one with warnings baked into it
>>567506175why were they not transparent about these actual benefits instead of a generic "fixed audio bugs lol"so much for being more transparent.transparency here would have been only beneficial, they would not even need to hide it.
I hate how fall damage works in this game.
>>567506434bruh, the skull is just full of fat. Of course it's bouncy and soft.
>>567506434erm you take less damage because falling on your head you only have one point of damage contact instead of both legsdevs really care about realism you know
>>567506434Helldivers are brainless so it makes sense
>>567506434Erm your helmet?Boots arent helmets
>>567505947I'm tired of my dick twitching every time I yeah "Engaging... >:3" or "I'll take it!"
>>567506894why did I hear that exactly like it is said in the game in my head while reading it
>>567506434Doesn't this lower your head limb health or some other dumb shit?
>>567506958pends on the voice of the diver you read it in
>>567506894>Engaging... >:3>"I'll take it!s-s-sorry, I use female voices when using abdoslop mods for more immersion
>>567506894>Thank you~
>>567506894>>567507139>>567507262seek immediate help
>>567507095isn't the system more of a simple check instead of actually removing health permanently until you die or stim?
>>567507095Your head can't be crippled.
>>567507517this general is proof that isn't true
>>>567506894>"Affirmative!"
>>567507835oh god imagine the smell
>>567507835wife>>567507880stay away from my wife
bot cannon towers can suck my nuts, 90% of the time they're blind and deaf and miss you even if they shoot, but sometimes they decide to spot you from across the map and instagib youwhat a shit design these schizo cannons are
>>567507880>>567508045You're both wrong and smelly and brown This is my wife
>>567507301I don't remember there being such a voiceline.
>>567508368gross
>>567508368I will rape your wife.
>>567507835>>567508368character's name?
>>5675031132>/54
>>567508756Basedtan my wife
>>567508857built for brawnydiver rape
>>567501719Make art of her taking a neon glowing synthetic-like shit. Make it look like it's made of strawberry jelly.
>>567507095>>567506434Fall damage works on how many parts of your body hit the ground first in a multi-instance. Falling straight on your back or front will instantly kill you. Falling directly on your head deals less damage than landing on both feet.
/qa/ lost btw
lobby doko (can't host myself, im pretending to be at work and i can't apparently host while invisible)
>live service
>>567507403helldivers have the exact same limb/main HP system as enemies do. the healthbar we see at the bottom of the screen is our main HP, we don't seeo ur limb HP, we only know when it's at 0 because we get the broken limb icons.>>567507517only in the sense that your head is a fatal part so when it reaches 0 HP your dead
>bring recoilless rifle>get most kills and/or least/0 deathsSo glad I don’t bring the warp pack on every mission now that I got all warbonds, I already have enough for the next one in unclaimed super credits
so when is AH adding EAC kinda worried ill get banned for cheating over 80k SC's
>>567509612this patch is revealing so many fags that don't even play the game and instead just hang around to bitch. if they did actually play the game they would know this was actually a substantial improvement to the games quality of life
>>567509773it's already too latethey got me and they'll get you too
>>567509729based RRGODdon't listen to turboautists here crying that RR is a crutch no skill support weaponcompleting D10 missions with 0 deaths is the real skill check
>>567509890you didn't even match the font
