Previous: >>567495689>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
>>567517970MAMBO!
wahey
fronts are losers
>>567517969https://poal.me/4i7q9n
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
I get hard whenever I see Gentildonna
>>567517869Raisu rabu.
>Finals todayhoeh...
it was meI took all the shoes
Digitan LOVE
this rice will be butter
om nom nom
>>567518204
It is absolutely criminal that Blow My Gale has so few voices
LET'S GO, GO, GO!
I got the wrong Uma
Last Thread
>>567518565CUTEKI
>>567518565What he said>>567518673
>>567518650>stop lates>late betterthe duality of /uma/
She's coming home bros
>>567518650>Pace Oguri >Both greyish
The unsavory rumors about my trainee and me are true.
>>567518430you say that but it has more singers than Winning 5
>>567518650rice love!
NONE of the whites I've been trying to farm
>>567518761Ogurin is really cute
>>567518760YOU ARE SHITTING ME
>>567518853>Sho spring You won a bit there
>and the skills...?
>>567518650>maruzensky usedYeah, by me
If Curren Chan has a million fans, then I am none of them.If Curren Chan has ten fans, then I am standing against all ten.If Curren Chan has only one fan, then I am a murderer.If Curren Chan has no fans, then it means my work on this earth is finally complete.If the whole country is with Curren Chan, then I am deported.If the whole world is with Curren Chan, then I'm against the world.
>>567518945She's going to make you work for it
it's been almost two years of this game and i still have absolutely no idea of how to make parents.Do i just keep playing playing with the uma i want as parent all day and pray i get good sparks? is that it?
>>567518846Blow My Gale is better, thoughever
>>567510467
>>567519054always borrow 3 star parents and just hope you rawdog them in your ace runs
>>567519054And you have to race a lot of G1s!
>>567518760>>567518945lmao
>>567518945taiki's dying breath.
beeg
>>567518650>hags nice
Falco gp ready I guess????
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>>567519192frontchacho...........
>>567518650>dick wins
>>567518945HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>567518945https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeAEwrL1Ts
hey you. yeah you. join rare brick.
>>567518945
>>567518945one more day
>>567518945She doesn't want you...
>Operation Caca
I think I will be permanently incomplete as a person unless I have massive umaboobers in my mouth
>X2 TP>didnt even reach 150 speed on debut>Kills careerYeah Im going to watch ReZero instead fuck this game
love kingu
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567519474Freud wrote about this, actually
>>567519054Each white spark you have on your legacies adds 2.5% chance of being inherited, implying you even had the chance of learning the skill
>>567519609elaborate
do i make 3 fronts or 3 ends for CM14
>>567519747
>>567519726After a race I want to go to a room with Gold City, I want to see her slowly remove her boots and her socks while looking me in the eye, put her feet in my mouth and say lick it
>>567519802HARU NOOOOOOOOOOOO
>randomly have to waste 3 clocks on a fuckass takarazuka kinenIt's one of those runs huh
>>567519747ummm you can't post that
>>567519747So these are the hugs Taiki was talking about
hugging taiki's VAGINA with my PEEPEE
behead ningens
i HATE the time window until cm finals are up, just let me suffer once stage 2 ends right away
>>567519993Ironically Taiku would probably just prefer missionary+leglock or cowgirl because she can hug as tight as she possibly could
>the one guy carrying the fans in my shitter club leftits so fucking over
Yae
Is Laisu for marriage?
>>567520065rigging takes time
>>567520038anon you have that backwards
hugging laisu's VIRGINA with my PEEPIS
>>567520109imagine the strenght of that leglockGod.....
>>567520163yeppers
>>567520230She’s from Kentucky thoughever
>>567520163every nip girl dreams of getting married someday
>>567520109>because she can hug as tight as she possibly couldHOLY FUCKING SEX WITH TAIKI
>>567520065matching the 2k+ spenders in S+ lobbies takes time
Haha yes Urara this is an adult game. Remember, not a peep to King-chan or Akitsu Teio-chan or else we can't play umadoctor together anymore. Yes yes, this is our little secret.
lotus position with taiko drum...
Tacuteyon
DANON DECILE also to the Takarazuka Kinen, joins>CROIX DU NORD>MEISHO TABARU>MUSEUM MILE >BYZANTINE DREAM>REGALEIRA
you niggas are way too horny this morning
>>567520503
>>567520528*rapes you*
No way Taiki's IQ is above 60
>>567520528It's 17:30 here and I need some hornyposting to relax after work.
>>567486459here you go
5 runs with this Bamboo Memory card and only got the gold skill 1 time. 2 runs were agemasen, 2 runs the chain didn't even finish.
>>567520650cute
>>567520545Responding to my beautiful wife’s every beck and call
>>567520528heat season
>>567520519The race is STACKED
>>567520650YOOOOOOAH
>>567520650Can I request NY Dictus?
>>567520519damn its gonna be one for the ages
>>567520983forgot to say I would like her without the ugly glasses
>>567520964but /uma/ said ramonu isn't for (you)
>>567521217/uma/ is poor and doesn't roll for umas
>>567520519VILLAIN DecileMeisho VILLAINMuseum HEELVILLAIN DreamVILLAINeiraHEEL EmperorVILLAIN Glass
>>567521217Just pass anything she says through racing autism filter
>>567520983sure th>>567521216what a faggot
>>567521216Don't impersonate me you fucking nog
>>567521294THERE ARE NO VILLAINS IN HORSE RACING
>featured in 6 concerts>half of them as lead singerprivileged uma
>>567520719imagine being this much of a buhi metafag and still getting these mid ass stats
>>567521443except for Doto
>post Curren often>shit talk Falcon all the time>get TWO Wedding Currens on my first pullI'm being rewarded for my loyalty.
>>567520117He left now?? Why
>>567521456sexo suzuka is peak beauty
Well?
>>567521601That's bullshit, she's an uma, an elf of sorts, she's got all the time in the worldThe trainer is only human, he has little timeAll the responsibilities of a trainer of an athlete and you also have to find a partner to start a family with
>>567521849umas have a normal human life span retard
>>567521601I would let her do unspeakable things to me
I glue'd two careers already
>>567521849retard
>>567521601>those seductive eyesShe already won.
>>567521980is bamboo guts agemasen really that bad or just unlucky junior year
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARUZENSKY
>>567521849autist
>>567521601American-style barbeque... desu ka?
Is Turf S or Mile S better for CM14?
>enter cm14 lobby>5 end closers>tracen cheers bricked>no fronts>my flower that did not proc budding blossom wins
>>567521601Where could you even take her that her apparent wealth hasn't taken her already? She has probably been to the fanciest restaurants, theme parks, you name it in the world. Trainer is a fucking poorfag, probably doesn't even get to eat if Akikawa doesn't allow him to. Do trainers even get paid?
let's try the TT abuse thing anons told me a few days ago
>>567522435Wait, you can empty TT slots now?
>>567521487i would spend paid carats for unlimited reset whistles if i could
>>567521953>umas have a normal human life span retardSt Lite is 88 years old and still looks like she's in her late 20s
>>567522391nigga she just wants your company
>>567521601we're spending the entire day in my bedroom
>>567522126unlucky rolls in everything, mood downs for days and sleep deprived with night owl PRE-DEBUT bad RNG hits harder in MANT
>>567522662I don't have any companies to my name
>>567521456MIENAI HIKARI NIIIIIIIII
>>567522435why they all look evil
>>567522498yaha?>>567522806they're about to commit crime
>>567522651interesting, where is it mentioned that she's 88 in the anime or game?
groundwork doko?Also I never gutsmax usually so it's crazy that you can use 3 guts and still get sub-900 guts
>>567522435>>567522946average front exploiter nigger kys
>>567522714that seriously blows, i've had my fair share of unlucky runs but that sounds really unluckygood luck in your future runs
>>567521980only two?
Should I use Urara instead of yeppers?
i will rape satono diamondi will rape mejiro ardani will rape gentildonnadamn erotic umas seducing me
>>567518650>laisu rapeTRVTH NVKV
>>567523294>thinking he will be the one doing the rapinganon...
>>567523264why gold city
>>567518945TITMOGGED
>>567518650>better pump kingsay no more
>>567523264Yeppers is more consistent
>>567523387for her keen eye, i think it's supposed to be good this cm
>>567523041shut up bitchyou're there too
>>567522946well? where are the results?
>>567523264My biggest issue with 2 wit 2 guts 2 speed is always power. It feels god awful if you dont have a power bonus, combined with the guts' inconsistency.
>>567523264>mlb coal shittyi like yeppers for free PTO
This event story was hella mediocre, ngl, at least the alts are top tier.
>>567523713Yeah I'm still testing around with decks, I have like 17* power sparks so I'll see if it's viable after a couple of runs
>>567523565woaha hidden dominator
>>567523565It's not good, it's a debuffer only skill
should I run that on SMaru? Topro is really fucking annoying and Riko runs are comfy, also this lets me run all power blues
If Debiru why cute?
>>567523708this is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by mebut you give up on leveling friendship from 10 missing slotsit tanks score and fan output but this doesn't matter if you're already in safe zonemight be very useful when you see box-every-win thing
>>567524313>2 speed on 15% growthretard
how bout they start giving SR selectors I NEED MY AYABE JUST ONE IS ALL I NEED SO I CAN BLOW MY GOLD CRYSTALS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>567524363succubus slut
>>567524406going 1 speed is just fucking annoying, I could go 4 wit but eh
I need new names for horsesHere is the current list of all horses named by anons
>>567524509Middle Finger
>>567524404what's the box rate without the bonus? also do you even keep the box every win bonus after switching out your team? maybe if they have TT presets, but otherwise removing and remaking your team feels pretty annoying. i guess you can set icons for your team, but sitll.
>>567524504bobo wit has speed bonus, it should be enough to cap with 3wit 1speed
bread butter
>>567524482You rang?
Already have 3 empowering megaphone, should I buy and keep it for senior year or buy something else?
>>567524678maybe I will try it next run then, but I think the speed card should be Kitasan though
>>567524509Shifter's ClutchPetit Cheval
>>567524746Wait 2 turns before deciding. I'd save the coin for anklets/stats if I have a ton of megaphones banked.
>>567524675>do you even keep the box every win bonus after switching out your team?we'll see
nervous about finals....
>>567524715Jokes on you, I ordered some salted butter today, it shall arrive by tomorrow."Why ordered?" you may ask? My foot is fucked, so I can't walk very well.
>>567525015just pray to not get 4 dominators and is a ez win
>>567525096who fucked your feet
>>567525162honestly if I get 4 dominators then that means my Brian has an easy time hitting 5th and zooming past everyone
>>567525096i'd fuck Fine's feet too
Fine Motion anon feet in my mouth
>>567525183Fellow finemo poster. They're evil, do not trust their words!
another run bricked with 5 clocks wasted in junior year award
>>567525096the anon with the broken hand should hook up with the anon with the broken foot
Do you take the giant Tachyon plush or the Tachyon legend race trophy?
>>567525285freaky...>>567525343I am TAKEN
>>567525015>caring about finalsah...to be young and full of energy
>>567525420I just want the Taurus * title, I'll gladly phone it in every other cm
oh yeah it's umEsports time
stop looking at Curren
am i retarded or why does witGOD keeps putting marvelous and nishino in 15 race bonus when they literally say 10 in their descriptions?
mfw there's a HOEH near me
>>567525393My fault really, should've known better not to trust these fucks. Oh well, lesson learnt.
Can't we just do CM14 exactly after CM13. Accelerate faster Cygames
Results soooon
>>567525584You are retarded, yes. They have 15
>>567525584Yes you are retarded
>>567525576i wish slop was real
>>567525383The plush of course
>>567525584gwocjacjo?????????
>>567525576Think I'll make a sprint team with Falco and Curren who should be the third wheel?
>>567525584you're retarded, the card unique perk gives more race bonusbetter check cards in gametorah https://gametora.com/umamusume/compare it's more reliable than the ingame info
>>567525584Its their unique effect. It doesn't show under Perks
how can she be so shameless?! flaunting ber nightly activities with her torena so casually?!?!
>>567524509Mihono Cognac
happy birthday, grandmazensky
>>5675255845% is on unique passive btw
>>567524509Buck Breaker
>>567525679>>567525692>>567525754>>567525837>>567525923explain???
why didn't curren chan invite TOP UMADOL FALCO CHAN into her team
>>567525880Should the sire be Mihono Bourbon?
>>567526079actual retard
PLAT DOXX LIVE ON UMA.MOE
>>567526079I just told you
>>567526079now read their unique effect
>>567526079ok look man it's not that embarrassing to forget about unique effects when you're only looking at the cards in game but come on
>>567526124>win plat>put on bronze titleHeheh no one will find me
>>567526079anon, 10 + 5 = 15
>>567526079zlotsatso..... bjokhakho...... kqojkajko........ GWOCHACHO...
ONEUNOICHI STAM?YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE GAME
>they fell for it again award
>567526079No one is actually this retarded.
5:30hrs until finals
55RB gets rounded down to 50RB right?
>>567526406Boobies yummy
thanks for the free (You)s retards
>>567526406i wanna fall face first into those tits
Behold, the power of 90€
