Previous: >>567517869>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
What's wrong with the global ref doc? When I started I found it very useful to understand why things happen the way they do.
>NO CHUD YOU CANNOT DATE HORSE GIRLS THEY'RE QUEER YOU BIGOTWhy is Cygames like this?
This thread will be better for No Reason
>>567543734Mambö
You made me check the calendar you sick fuck
wahey
>>567543032this is why I come(cum) here
>>567543750I think it was written by a woman
>>567543750It's outdated.https://gametora.com/umamusume/guides/new-player-faq is a better help for any new player.
No it's 2022https://jiggie.fun/s5uGWuhttps://jiggie.fun/s5uGWuhttps://jiggie.fun/s5uGWuhttps://jiggie.fun/s5uGWu
do not post horses with massive tits
7 and my next seiun parent will have groundwork and mile sparks (please please please I dont care about anything else I'll settle for just that)
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567543806I just wanted to post rickey and kita in the same image
>>567543951You on the right.
I might buy a KSB and FM account to have a secondary account to infiltrate Mambo
Remember to press the magic button!
posted it again award
>>567543967PLEASE
>>567543951
>>567543320I wonder how much my account with ksb, finemo and creek all mlb is worth. even have xoguri, smaru and vbourbon
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
Digitan LOVE
>>567544083The fact that they are shilling this sloptuber makes me think they ARE the sloptuberWhich goes to show that a sloptuber was willing to take up residence in this very thread and shit it up for months on endWhy are women like this
You know NOTHING about "pure"WHOREIt's something you don't """"balance"""""HARLOT
Happy hunting for 1st place CM!
>>567544000I hate high-waisted clothing so much. Why does every slim young lady these days have to cosplay as a fatty with something to hide
>>567544028That didnt work last time
FUCKING RICKERS
>>567544203The late race corner is 20m longWhoever is 1st will activate A&S it doesn't matter if they get hit with 6x hesitant on that very moment
>>567543796Which way, /uma/?
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why does Cygames insist on making every uma homosexual?
>hungry>make and eat pic related>no longer hungryNow I can do my MANT runs
Is spicanigga a fucking super saiyan or whatjo couldn't even carry one, ONE
>>567544245yeah, she sucks mad dick
>>567544340i can have both a mommy and a granny
>>567544369teiobro...................
>>567544304But they are friends?
>>567544340grandma, where's your banner?
So did curren choose them to be on her team because they were the most retarded umas she knew at Tracen? That's literally what I got from the story
>that fucking bunEEEEEEEEEEEEW>>567544431people (SAs) comparing literally anything with DBZ is like white people making food analogies
>>567543967FUCK YOU SHIRAOKI YOU DUMB BITCH
>>567544431there's a difference between catching a tungsten cube that you didn't know was tungsten and lifting a tungsten cube you already know is a tungsten cube
>>567544431Spicaman took Spechud's kick to the face just fine. He's built different.
>>567544469it was only 3 patties, 1/4lb eachthat's not so bad, right?
>>567544431That's a central trainer for you.
i should just quit after this cmthis retarded kusoge only pisses me off since it's just yuri event after yuri event
>>567544479Don't uncrop my silly images you fiend
Hi
>>567544548No refunds btw
>>567543750It didn't give me sex from Kita or Kitaposters (which they owe me btw)
>>567544750shut up creek cunt
>>567544037
>>567544603do you not realize the amount of calories going in you(manually track calories with conservative estimates) and the calories you burn every 24 hours(TDEE calculator)
Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club>25mil monthly>don't flatline and disappear>medium shoes>stickers in chatReply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
>>567544431He's a national level trainer he's built different
>>567543624shotacon uma
you don't play the game, so you've already quit. I really wish you'd quit this general though, fuck off and kill yourself, please
Tbhdesu i'm such a fucking retard, why am i pretending to like or even play this game. They made every character lesbo for no reason.
I love my wife
>>567544728I saved that way before you cropped it. Dirters are friends!
>more reddit memes
>>567544340I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>soulless scenario>soulless ballroom event>haven't played in 3 monthsyea, I think I was finally able to quit for good. It was a good run, I got every plat in 2025
sweepy sucks ass now, is there a better bot out there?
>>567543772>>567543982this is how you know the thread entered american hours
>>567544825was it 20m before mant or am I hallucinating things
>>567544820Calorie tracking is for women and homos
>>567543750It has significant errors regarding stamina requirements, and total dogshit advice on what to pull for next if you're f2p. We b& it from the OP for those reasons. The guides anon posted are much better, use those.
>>567543772>No fun allowedHoly fucking shit, is there a faster way to alienate your fans
>>567544534try 176580382758
>>567544603There's nothing wrong with it. If anything, getting rid of the bun would make it healthier.
Avatarfags owe me sex
>>567545000Stop clanking
>>567545138true but the bun is so good. I made triple pork chops the other day, those were excellent.
>>567545248pork chops are fucking horriblethey taste like hog anus
>>567545101I would like on Baku wife pls
do yall think red shift is applicable for end closers on CM14? or should i go for speed inherits instead. i happen to have a mile maru parent lying aroundbride mayathe accels i intend to bring along are: straightaway spurt, tracen cheer and her own rather gambly accel ultpossible speed carry-overs that i intend to bring: full of vigor, daring strike, PoCshe might just hit 5th just before the final straight and hit red shift right? or do yall think i have enough accels already
MANT truly murdered this game. We're not going to survive until L'Arc at this rate. Broken promises about QoL changes being implemented early, even gook server was better in this regard. It's all so tiresome. We dont get any new players because Cygay gachas are ruthless for newfags. Why would one even continue to play this game?
>>567545192what about weekly off-topic ritual posters
>>567545315delayed red shift has never been good. it will never be good.
>>567545198but I hate MANT
Last Thread
>>567545042It was yeah but we voted on increasing it to 25 around when mant started
Post tummy
>>567545285season with s-y sauce and pepper, sear on high heat for 100 seconds per sidedelicious
>>567545323>haven't played in over 10 months>log back in>same exact people idle in the exact same spot, doing the same exact idle emotes with the exact same outfits
Should I just give up on making a Taishin ace for CM14 if I don't have CB or Bamboo?
>>567545248Pork chops are great. Try it with caramalized apples, not healthy but very tasty.
>>567545467Makes sense. Good luck recruiting
With Danon Decile's entry, the total planned runners boast11 GI wins36 graded stakes winsin an ultra-high-level race[Planned Runners for Takarazuka Kinen]Croix du Nord Tomohiro NiheiMuseum Mile Ryan MooreMeisho Tabaru Yutaka TakeRegaleira Christophe LemaireDanon Decile Katsumi AtzeniByzantine DreamCosmo KurandaJune TakeShin EmperorShake Your Heart FukuwataruStinger Glass Nozomi IwataMystery WayTagano DudeSugar KingMeiner EmperorMy UniverseMikuni Inspire Naozumi Dan
>>567545323A fitting definition to an existence defined by futile struggle. Doomed from the very start. And I don't regret a second of it.
>>567545406I sleep like that
My wife owes me sex.
It is never worth skipping an epithet G1 on a Parent run, right?
>>567545414ugh... time to start my mile ryan parent farm then...
>>567545465>sex currengladly
>>567545648I owe my wife sex
>Imagine being a whale who swipes and grinds every day yet you're perpetually cucked out of platinums because of some luckshittersI regret everything
>>567545431I don't and you shouldn't either unless you're building backliners in which case fuck MANT
>>567545689Yes, never skip. Prioritize that affinity bonus.
>>567545524You can manage without bambooNo CB is bad but you can borrow her if your deck is good enough
>>567545465i knew front players were niggers
>>567544825278638194499
>>567543750I think most of the mechanics stuff was fine, since it's mostly sourced from other places.But it's given some really bad advice and recomendations before
Schizos
Stinky game
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I can.I had never played one of these anime gatcha games. I started playing it a few months ago and I feel like it's having a deep impact within me. It's like the characters are so beautiful I'm suffering from some kind of stendhal syndrome. I see myself thinking about my favourite umas, staring at their pictures. And I'm starting to feel like the real world is not enough for me. I had heard about the whole being into 2D girls and I had never understood it. In fact, I thought it was some kind of insider joke. But now I get it. Being exposed to such beauty might not be good. It's like the effects porn have on some males. I have a wallpaper of Oguri Cap on my pc. BNW on my phone. I see real women and I just think about Stay Gold. About Maruzensky.I don't know, maybe I should maybe quit the game? I wasn't even that much into anime. Just watched some animes a few years ago.
>>567544083>>567544295I thought begging/advertising/spamming was against the rules
>>567546272Wait until the month is over, before you quit
>>567545489but enough about xivg
I'm not crying I'm not crying I'm not crying
Cars are hard to draw.
>still no good cheer Kingu parent to borrow
>>567546726tits came out great though
>>567545323How is LArc worse than Trackblazer/MANTGenuine question
>>567545546CAM ON TABARU
>>567546613DaiSca is a sapphic homo lesbian slave to her broken sapphic homo lesbian instincts. She will never a cock.
>>567546748but Goodbye Halo is right there
I wonder if some insane fucker would use Urara again in Gemini, insane because mant sucks ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvP_uSeoCt8This is a one in a century generation
>>567546779it's the opposite, people say L'Arc is when the game starts being good again. We have to survive the cbt that is MANT and GL until then
>>567546902I don't understand a word you just said
>>567546726you should make her tits bigger to compensate
>>567546987I love mares
What decks are you using for W Finemo bros? I can't cope without her wit card.
>>567547198L Finemo
>>567547198Finemo is a sapphic homo lesbian slave to her broken sapphic homo lesbian instincts. She will never a cock.
>>567547198more like L Finemo
Fuku speed was such a massive gaslight now that we're two months into MANT
>>567547357and NTR is such a fucking powerhouse like holy shit
>>567546985I know the streamer Soul is and there are lot of haru fans. One of her least worst tracks already seen people posting room wins
>>567547198Marvy + Tachyon wit or sub one of them out for a stat stick wit card like Nice Nature / CurrenThe rest of the deck is just standard MANT fair
>>567546987We posting keiba MADs now?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ed3lESqBnPs
>>567546726>dark side of the moon AND a ps1Good art anon. You have to be autistic to draw cars really well.
>>567547346ok (meanwhile finemo is gobbling up and ear slapping tore(male's) ochinchin)
>>567547059She gay
>>567547357She'd be better if FCM from NTR werent applicable to most CMs in mant
>replying to the schizo
67% of the images you niggas use were posted by me firstI'm a umamusume trend setter
>>567547357It's great for saving clocks and padding stats, but with hindsight top road was definitely the better investment of the two
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>567547549
NYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I keep a folder of images I posted first that I see someone else has postedI can look at it and feel like my existence on this planet was noticed by someone
I don't care if I win or lose anymore
>>567546272>Stay goldNot going to lie he had us in the first half.
>>567547437https://youtube.com/shorts/GPDx3vfiL6I>Stay Gold is the first Japanese horse to win Dubai Sheema ClassicMy FUARKING HERO
>>567547491girls cant be gay
>>567547702Kingbros..?
>>567547725ronaldo.webm
>>567547702truly first-rate uma
>>567547790>Listening to dubs
>>567547198
>>567545927fuck off ntrfaggot
>>567547357if you 5 star your uma you effectively are running fuku except without a dead card in your deck
>>567547790>were gonna have to kill this guy
close-up shot of a horse's face= funniest shit ever
>>567547790>fandubs
how the fuck am I supposed to build guts when my guts cards refuse to land on guts
>>567547937
>>567547713Azur Lane is so fucking funny
>>567547902Kingu's voice is so good, I can't imagine hearing it in non-nip. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>>567546272>I feel like it's having a deep impact within me
>>567547985Keep doing runs until your guts cards land on guts, of course
>on her way to tell you how her date with her girlfriend went
>>567548003SNIFFFFFFFFFF
>>567547437>starting with Almond EyeBased
>>567547956
>>567548037It's deranged, yeah. It and BD2 are really the best arguments for why Korea should just lift its ban on porn
amerimutts really did wake up
>>567548035i'm pretty sure i originally made that image (or a very similar one) months ago but i didn't save it because it was a one off so i remade it just now
Post something cute
Pulled Finemo and NY Haru in 30 rollsI will never financially recover from these 4500 carats
>>567548170It is one of my favorite images so happy to be of help
>>567548045
>Deletedbut why
Do late surgers ever get good? Should I care? I prefer to run Matikanefukukitaru because she's cute.
>>567547985Get luckyThis game is luckbasedYou can play and spend as much as you like but if you're unlucky, you're out of options
>>567547713My HERO Mog
>>567548174
>>567548218there we go i found it https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/544692334/#544695508
>>567548174>>567548260Lates get good in a couple of months at longs specifically because of Kris S stam and lose yourself, and just good in general end of next year when they get Dia wit and SiL speed
>>567548069why does she hate cock so much?
>>567548261okay, how do i get lucky?
>>567548202aren't you missing someone
I will proc CC right before the start of the late race together with speed other mid-race skills.
>>567548174Me and Mcqueen posters.
>>567547198I'm a piggy so I use Curren Wit and borrow NN. If you don't have curren then use one of the SR wit cards, they are still strong
I hate that this dumb young uma has grown on me so muchGrown on me to the point where I dream about being her trainer who's 20 years older. Then as we engage in a secret relationship her mom catches wind, and forces us to meet her and Kingu's dad for dinner. But then it turns out that Kingu's dad was actually her mom's trainer and he gives me a big pat on the shoulder and a hearty laugh as both our umas sit there mortified and flustered that the loves of their lives are bonding over this. He then shows me how he scritches Goodbye Halo's ears to defuse her and Kingu and I watch a mirror image of us, just 25 years apart as I do the same to my trainee.umamusume
>>567548392Sorry but I only have 5k 'rrots
>>567547761That's where you are wrong
>>567548385A rooster scared her when she was young
>>567543624loveeee
>>567548390Bro.....
>>567548548seriously, gay women still use dildos
>>567548392I am not a female so Curren doesn't care about me. She is only crazy about pussy.
Terrible whites but I feel like I would be smited if I asked for more
>>567548390play a lot
>>567548562AIIIEEEEE
>>567548390https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NV6Rdv1a3I
>>567548515I hate that it took me so long to do King's career because I was expecting a boring ojousama type and thought it was going to be "hard" because of her affinities.Now I want to make King a platinum champion in every CM, or at least try to make her one. I am always doing a King Halo run. I want King to be happy.
>>567548561
I want Pasa to scream into my ear
>>567548618Nothing gayer than a dildo bro
We are so BACK
How many green speed skills is overkill?I also got Lone Wolf and Mile S. Tempted to just double circle them, just because I can
>>567548420
>>567548868women having sex with men is gay i know
>>567548931The double circle is 20 speed. If you have literally nothing else to buy it's fine I guess
>I like le shitter uma that only has one G1 because I'm heckin quirkyStop being tryhards. You're not getting a medal for "liking" a jobber uma over actual winners.
i'm going to sleep until cm, later
It's a well known fact that Special Week, Silence Suzuka, Tokai Teio, Maruzensky, Fuji Kiseki, Gold Ship, Vodka, Daiwa Scarlet, Mejiro Mcqueen and so on are lesbians.But which uma isn't a lesbian? There's no way Cygames didn't make at least one hetslop uma for hetfags, right?
>>567548931>How many green speed skills is overkill?no such thingt. bringing fcm, ss, lh, lw, ls
>>567548931double circle speed greens is higher prio than most white speed skills
>>567548830Taiki!!!!
>>567548776Yeah King Halo is awesome.
>>567548931>Hurr gaiz do you think having MORE SPEED is bad in a RACING game?
You people sperg out about 1 (one) girl out of like 50 POSSIBLY being het more than hetfags do about yuri undertones.
niggas spending 600SP on greens
Just stop dude, nobody is biting your shitty bait.
Mile S, left handed, spring runner, all the possible white velocity skills, radiant star, speed star, blossom, corner connoisseur, nimble, neck and neck, shadow break, speed eater.Rate my setup.
>>567549120If an uma won a G1 they are not shitters by definition
>I like le AURA uma that has gajillion G1 because I'm heckin quirkyStop being tryhards. You're not getting a medal for "liking" an overrated uma over actual underdogs.
>>567549174gold cityshe fucks guys
>>567549432your super lucky seven?
>>567549484Yeah, me
how many years do i have to wait until the first heterosexual uma releases?
>>567544000I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO POST THIS EARLIER AS A SOUNDPOST BUT I FORGOT
>>567549432Lone Wolf, bro.
Wonder AcuteHe will participate in the “Soma Nomaoi” festival, which will be held in Fukushima Prefecture, Japan on May 23 (Saturday) and 24 (Sunday).“Soma Nomaoi” is a traditional festival with over 1,000 years of history, featuring Samurai riding horses and parading through the town. Acute will also appear in the procession of mounted Samurai.On the day of the festival, small plush toys of Wonder Acute, Transcend, Tanino Gimlet, Eishin Flash, and others will go on sale.
I like umas that eat food, doesn't matter how many G1 they have
>>567549519>>567549592Oh yeah, I forgot those 2. And also outer and inner prof.
>>567549484>>567549559she is canonically a coalburner so that hardly counts
Should I be doing more races in MANT? I had a pretty lucky run, had speed and wit at 1200 and power at 1197, bought a bunch of skills, but apparently it still wasn't UG. Had 37 wins across 37 races.
>>567549704bros I feel sexually attracted to Ogurin
>>567549432no firm course menace = brick
>>567549401You're lucky CM14 is left-handed (DISGUSTING) and CM15 is wet
>>567549691I can't respect umas since they're not vegan. This game loses all illusions of wholesomeness whenever meat is mentioned.
>>567549819The difference between what you're describing and a UG uma is fast learner/wasted stats in stam and guts.
>>567549432>no competitive spiritgroup B 3rd
>>567549782Damn, he looks just like me
>>567549894I am safe from the Right Handed Demon (Satono Diamond) until the next right CM...
>>567550021your kin is not welcome here
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567549181>>567549184Sounds good to me
Cafe love
>>567549936I haven't been very lucky with getting Fast Learner, and my stam/guts were hovering at 600. Guess that answers it. Thanks.
>>567550131>I am safe
>>567549442Actuals underdogs eventually get a win over the main horse of their era or win a race against all odds. Doto is an underdog, Osaichi George is an underdog, Japan Cup+Arima Teio is an underdog.King is just an average horse that happens to race with the best of her generation.
>>567549038I don't really...believe in lesbians
I can cope with Turf S as a powerlet and fcm+ss as a Mile Slet, right...?
7 minutes
>>567550243a lot of UG umas you'll see in cm are "ratingslop" where they just got fast learner and bought a bunch of random skill or have 200+ more stam than they actually need. Same story as every scenario where the difference between a UG uma and a well-built SS uma isnt actually that big
>>567550238Creek is a sapphic homo lesbian slave to her broken sapphic homo lesbian instincts. She will never be a mother because of her orientation.
I won 40 races, bought all hammers I saw, 50 RB... and I still cannot buy all the skills I need for a front runner.Is fast learner necessary?
>>567550373Bwo...
>>567550373???
>>567550373Until...?
>>56755037367 minutes
>>567550292Kita.. Daiwa.. save me..
>>567549204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6kkeoraPnMKINO
>>567550373Yeah
Taiki is unable to control herself during heat season btw
>>567550373
>>567550314>Pace chaserNo, you can't copeYou either bring the absolute best or go to B finalsYou're fighting Narita Taishin here retard wake the fuck up
>>567550424you probably ended up with a lot of hint level 1s across many skills. you'll have to start by dropping extraneous greens and the less efficient velocity skills
guts front?
Thoughts on this skill?
>>567550665There is no such thing as a "heat season," pal. The umas are lying to you.
>>567550737completely worthless
>>567550665Taiki is a stallion btw so unless you are like mr. hands..
How would Creek react if torena told her he's unable to have kids
>>567550737dogshit useless
>>567550737One of the worst sills in the game
>>567550737its actual dogshit as it relies on you actively losing as a pacer
>>567550665Let's enjoy~
>>567550737pretty useful
>>567550863But enough about Fine Motion
>>567550737>If losing, winSounds great to me
>>567550793>>567550878>>567550901>>567550918but /uma/ said that umamusume is an accel game
Hi guys!! Bad news! The apple store had to order a battery because I’m not with the times and still have an iPhone SE because I like the home button so I have to wait a few days with this screwed up battery. Good night friends!!
>>567550480>>567550665I also can't control myself when I'm super horny so that works for me.Bring on the cowgirl sex
>>567550737good when you want to moderately increase your acceleration when positioned toward the back mid-race (pace chaser)
pull for shakur do it or im not friends with you anymore
>>567551010yes, in the late race when you need to accelerate to reach your top speed.You are already at your forced top speed at basically all times during the mid race section. Even if it didnt require you to be losing as a pace chaser it would still be worthless
>>567550993Only Oguri Cap has that ability
>>567551010Always do the opposite of what /uma/ tells you
>>567550737you REALLY don't want to be at the back as a pacer.
>>567549819Difference is just going to be more stam and guts, or skills from fast learner. Maybe more gold skills.This Ryan also had Fearless. Only did 33 races though, so I guess she hit fast learner.Sounds like you were pretty close. Being Ug doesn't mean they're going to perform better though
cm13 predictions?
>>567550665
So... what, exactly, goes on here?
>>567550714
>>567551010That was me and I stand by what I said
>>567551242Sometimes there are 6 fronts
>hopeful stakes is bad in MANTwhat the fuck
>>567551251Christmas Oguri takes my ass without lube.
>>567550737It's a bit mean of them to put a skill called Shatterproof on a Rice Shower card. They should have put it on a Teio card instead.
>>567551327I know, I'm playing 3 of them.
>>567551385nah people actually like Teio may as well throw the worthless skill on a card nobody would have used anyway
>>567551327And at that point you just hit the skip button
>>567551306they're currently sending Ugs up with lucky S+ shitters please no:(
Is there any version of King that is actually good? Every version of her, be it regular, Cheer, or Wedding looks bad.
Will late gamblekino be back on hanshin 2200m since pump and mpb work again or will it be hog central
Which uma (musume) gives the best head?
>>567551518please yest. S+ team going to A finals
>>567551315I need her.
alright im going to bedi shall wake up to my CM results tomorrow
>>567551578vbourbo central
>>567551306Matchmaking with your hidden mmr
>>567551684>mmrMambo Mambo Revolution?
if 7 then every 7th post from this point onwards until the top of the hour will be guaranteed a 1st place win
>>567551668Not an issue for me since I rolled on her (she makes my dick hard)idk if I want to run her solo front though and just hope she has other fronts to fight with
Why do people keep saying base Teio will become good with evolved skills? Is it thanks to this?
>>567551774rerolling
>>567551793Make another front in MANT and then make a Runaway in Unity that is meant to lose.
>>5675517747 and we get crushed by Ug3s
HOLY GORILLA
>>5675517747 and we all win at the cost of having to spark for the next 3 bannersanything but 7 and we'll get 3rd, but not have to spark again for 5 banners
>>5675517747 and everyone will lose to a poorly built S Uma in their matches.
>>567551826deio sdebbu :DDD
>>567551774rerolls
>>567551878OK but then I might as well make a Daisca or Kita that can actually win. A debuffer or oonige takes up a spot that an uma I actually like could use
>>567552012>>567552013>13:09>2 -> 3Heh....
7 and your umawife rejects you forever
>>567552087I want sex with Dia
mambo
Belno looks like this after pregnancy btw
7 and I disband the club
>>567552171imagine how sexy she'd look after multiple then....
>>5675521587, and you will marry your Umawife and have at least 7 children.
im so pumped for the last round! im hoping my oshi takes first place this timethe next CM will be easier on me since i dont have to gamble for distance inspiration so much but im not sure if i should run her front or pace this timeanyways here my oshis victories this CM lets me know what you thinkhttps://litter.catbox.moe/6mbr1kijrd53mc07.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/4p91wwvzsqadyyjp.mp4https://litter.catbox.moe/bsekez6z1gypkx8o.mp4as always keep it buono!
>>567550420>/uma/ has it's own creek avatarfag>twitter creek fans are all disgusting trannies or lesbianschecks out.
7 and mambo and uma&co have to fuse next month with half of each club being blacklisted by everyone else
>>567552221>Climax King Hishi Akebonomy pelvis
>>567552217PRAISE SHIRAIOKI!!
>>567552230
My <149cm team for the next CM is coming together, just need to make a stronger Mayacchi
>>567550373>>567550682Underrated chest.
>>567552450>all metaslop
>>567552217finally
>>567552495Rice is not meta
>>567552495????????????
>>567552221>medium BakushinKek
>>567552560>>567552583Do NOT check the stats website if that's what you truly believe
>>567552440
>>567552495The only meta one is Taishin and she is my oshi anyway.
>>567552221Why do you not have Red shift tho?
>>567552676>Taishin and she is my oshinobody says this
>>567552450what inherits are you going on mayadeck too pls
>>567552167Holy goblina face
>>567552640
>>567552676honestly she's more meta now (compared to the potential uma allegations a year ago) with daring strike solving issues
>>567552167is this the new mambo danchou
>>567552221DOSUKOIIIII
>>567552440>>567552640>>567552829NOOOOOOOOO THE PROPAGANDA
>>567550737The problem is that it's activation condition is phase random one so it's not enough that you be position 9 through 5, you have to be position 9 through 5 at the random point that it decided it would potentially activate that run. If it were a conditional that would always activate as soon as you met the conditions, I.E, a powerful end closer has just passed you right before late race and pushed you back to fifth place so then you get four seconds of .4 acceleration to carry over into late race and make you zoom ahead and recover, then it would be a good skill. A great safety net for falling out of favorable position. that is however not the case and it sucks giant donkey cock
Shatterproof would be ok if it was &order_rate>=40
>>567552769Cheer Halo and BrianAlso Halo has an Oguri grandparent who seems to always give Pulse because it has insane affinity somehow
>>567552829
>>567552676Taishin is the only meta uma I'd never hate Taishinfags have been pushing the potential of their uma since her release
>>567552450choke on a pile of dicks metafaggot
>>5675523157 and you owe me sex
so called taishin oshi niggas when the late race doesn't start on a straight
>>567552938if an end closer passes you before late race you are not catching up as a pace lmao
>>567552742its already hard to find a parent that gives me 9 med 9 stam sparks so finding a maru that has those sparks is very rare
I do not care for Agnes Tachyon.
Somehow grinding for turf sparks for urara when it was ura and unity felt like nothing but somehow just the idea of doing it in mant already puts me off
>>567553027bipartite blast...
>>5675530247 and im matched against you and my ace will distance your ace
>>567553046
>>567553027what's the appeal?
>>567553008
>>567553047I'm built different. I am strong. You are weak. Don't talk to me ever again.
>>567553008>>567553190
I want to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan
>>567550737It was bad on the welfare Brian card we got in October, and it's still bad now. Completely useless skill that does nothing.
7 and it's gonna be betterIf it's 0, we're all cooked
>>567553213Teio's sister was made after this
>>567553235>as
>>567553001so only flowery manuever, cheer and spurt for accels?i want to run maya too but the thought of making a mile ryan parent (im borrowing chalo) is making me wanna start bullying ryanbros
>>567552450Based Maya Rice enjoyer
>>567553235stop being weird or leave forever
>>567553213Lunawife...
If it is 7, you will all meet the Truck and go to the Uma world to be your wife's trainer.
Anyone got an agenda for Curren-chan they could share?
>>567553046>CM14The late race doesn't start on a straight
>>567553213I do this
7 and everyone gets bronze
>>567552230>>567552440>>567552640>>567552829>>567553008>>567553190
>>567553186highly rapeable
>>567553186You wouldn't get it.
>>567553235dropped the bobo fantasy already?
>>567553295We're trying our best, my punny wife and I.
>>567552676Did I imagine arguments in my head or do some people not like her racing clothes? It looks so stylish...
>>567553186She likes the pain
>>567553360SHUT UP COCKGARGLER IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH
>>567553414her outfit is an uncoordinated mess
>>567553357Her agenda is:>Umatagran CEO at Wednesdays>Umatok CEO at Fridays>UmaX CEO at Saturdays
>>567553360guts yeppers works then
>>567553235MANY people are saying this
>>567553186
Am I part of the big boy club now?
30 minutes bwos
Good evening, only 30 minutes left. Good luck.
>>567553561phantalassa when?
cool
>>567553652Good day laddie
So how many times do you end up with extra hammers because you saved them for the end and then the shop just threw three at you anyways?
>>567553709I never save them
So what card are we using our rainbow crystal on?
>>567553493but it looks cool
>>567553748I'm planning to keep saving them for the perfect time until I burn out and quit the game having never used them
I know I'm losing my finals
>>567553709The only time I didn't get extra hammers is the one time I said "I always get extra hammers, so I'll use one for the last Arima Kinen." After that, I saved them up again and kept getting extras.
>>567553814Post team
>>567553748Tachyon in case we don't get MLB right away
>>567553814Post cock
>>567553814consolation jong after is the obvious play then
>>567553652Hello friend Cafe Sheep
>>567553748Used mine to max out Super Creek.>>567553817Exactly. Now I always have 1-2 going into the finals only for the shop to give me 3.
>>567552639retard
Group A finalists. How are we feeling ?
>>567553342No, I think I will continue to want to be Mejiro Ardan>>567553373I only like Mejiro
>>567553847too lazy to open the game..........seiun red maru and mambo>>567553909maybe but I might just sleep right after
>tfw I miss click and fire my heal instead of what I wanted to douma destroyed my brain, ruining my game skills in other things
If I get platinum today I'm pulling for the Taurus uma
>>567553709Everytime I save 3 for the end, 50% of the time when I save 2
>>567553186Showing us what happens when we don't give up
already took 5mg melatonin I'll watch my race tmrw
>>567553748Human rights cards. No, I can't tell you what they are.
>stamina and medium 1Even if it was mile, 1 star may as well not exist, but I can't hate the whites, it's a start to something and attempt some looping for a week. And puts my mind at ease before facing potential annihilation for finals
>>567553748idk Ramonu and Pasa like an NPC. There's not a lot of cards coming out in the near future that last longer than a single scenario as a late player
>>567554085SLLLLUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>567554085In that case I shall remove her ear condoms.
>>567553707>>567553910Hello and a good day!
>>567554017 (me)I was so at ease that I forgot to attach a picture like a dummy.
So there's really no point getting more than 2LB Light Hello
>>567550737people say this is useless but it does have a use. in front/pacer heavy CMs its actually really possible that your pacer is in position for it without being dead in the water.that being said>mid raceidk
>>567554223... why would you skip over 3lb you fucking cuck
>>567554085Literally the devil
>>567554209The whites aren't even that good
>>567554223the extra bit of energy reduction at 3lb is nice but yeah 2lb is the best bang for buck
>>567553235>>567553942I want to sex you.
>>567554223You only need her unique effect that gives energy discount for rainbows
>>567550682>me on top of the carAnyone have the original Sirius image?
>>567554223That's what I've heard as well. Tacyon is the one you want more LB for but she's passable at 1LB but she just gets progressively better the more you get. We get free rolls on their banners
>>567554560americans are this jiggly.
>>567554340
Who are some other Turboids?I know of two. Kishirika Kishirisu the demon Lord from mushoku tensei (picrel), and Kikuri Hiroi the drunk from bocchi the rockQualifications they all share:>Short>Shark teeth>Black painted nails>RetardedI need more of this in my life.
>>567554370Please let me cope with this for a few days, these CMs are moving fast enough as is.
>>567554085Gloved handjob and 69
>>567553315and Furious Feet
>>567554578Tachyon needs MLB.
>>567554747cuteseki
So what's the difference between an S in a track, S in a distance, and S in a style? I always see people going for S Medium, or S Mile, or S whatever for the CM. The only time I saw "go for S Turf" was for the sprint CM. Are S ranks in track and style worth less than distance?
>>567554764>Furious FeetI'm into that
If you're reading this, you already lost
>>567554834Lost what?
>>567554796Style -> WitDistance -> SpeedSurface -> PowerPower can be substituted with accel skills but there are few substitutes for overcapping speed.
>>567554796surface = powerdistance = speedstyle = wit but not reallyhitting S-rank is a 10% boost on the stat.
>>567554796Surface (turf, dirt) S increases acceleration. This usually is just a nice to have and most important on sprint since you dont spend a lot of time at top speed given how short the track is.Distance S gives max speed. This is why it's so importantStyle gives you more wit. It's whatever.
Does escape artist make PTO harder to proc?
>>567554834You're right. I lost my heart to daiwa like 10 months ago and I'm sure I will lose a part of it to Pandora in the future as well.
>>567555046no, you only need someone behind you for few seconds.
>>567554796>S trackHelps with power, good for shorter tracks and if the track has a fair amount of uphills.>S distanceHelps with top speed, it was good for long tracks like the Dahbi because the last stretch is so long that your uma has a higher speed to reach in that amount of time.>S styleHelps with wit kinda but moreso positioning.
it's past my bed time
I still haven't used my anni selector, who should I get? I was thinking Rice because I love her but I presume Falco or Opera are the meta options
>>567554085Clean my kitchen, slut
*makes your conditions wet*
>>567554932>>567554938>>567554961>>567555136Thanks. Now I get the tears over not getting S Medium but getting S Pace.
10 minutes, remember to record your race
>>567554198I don't like this picture. It's smug aura mocks me.
>>567553235I need to ejaculate between those boobs
it's pasta time
i have a pizza in the ovenitll be ready when the cm finals start
>>567555346what's on the pizza
I don't have Brian yet and I've been sitting on the 3* picker ever since I bought it, should I just get her?
>big Balatro youtuber changed his av recently>people calling it Miku drip
I wanna naaaaap
>>567555318why
>>567555456just cheese and spinach bwo
>>567555460If you like her and late surgers then yes
ARE YOUUUUU READDYYYYYYY?show us your SQUAD
Post your finals face
Forb8 minutes entertain your king peasant, while I await the champions meating.
does anyone have that one nice nature asmring mayano in a ball gag
>>567544750why does she show the audience her panties
>>567555575>Forb8?
>>567555460If you don't plan on pulling on the Seiun/Brian rerun banner next month, sure.
>>567555473They are right
>>567555575
>>567555567yeppers
>>567555573
CAN MATCHING OPEN ALREADY REEEEEE
>>567555235follow your heart, anon
just give me my bronze title and let's get this over with.
I am ready.
>>567555798I genuinely hope you get get platinum you fucking doomer
>>567555798>he is a B finals shitter
hello there
>>567555567Ready for my front stacked lobby or Golshis to proc their abilities better than my umas, but I'm just happy to here after a hectic Round 2 session
thoughts on this white girl from kentucky?
>>567555501I want to watch you win
>>567555567IKZ!
>>567550737It's every bit as good as any most mid-race accels and an unusual effect on a back-position Pace skill.
>>567555567It would be nice to win but I have the title already so I am going into this relaxedly
>>567555885She is yamato nadeshiko
>>567555885Ass Wonder is sexy
>>567555885GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWD Damn.
>>567555573I woke up for this
I hope you all lose!
Post your war face
>>567555567You've got this my fuarking heroWin for the both of us
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>567555863Hi bwo
>>567556020Admire Cute
>>567556020Suddenly, I want to have sex as Admire Groove
>>567556039what about your win??
>>567555573LET'S FUCKING GOOO
>>567555567GOTTA GO FAST
>>567555885I think her outfit is sloppy
>>567554834
at lea
>>567555885If she ever game me that look I would come instantly.....
I MIGHT WIN
>>567555567YOOOOOOOOOOSHI IKKUYOOOOOOOOOO
>>567556180nice pama
FUCK
feels good being back in the enjoyable open league
>>567555660For 8, but I fatfingered my spacebar.
>lost to dominator againyeah, last time i'm bringing 3 aces to a medium
sorry dancho my team just got raped I might not be able to open the game for the next 6-7 days
>ug piggiesjust fuck my shit up, senpai
>LOST BY A NOSEFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK MY LIFE
>>567556248AACK
>>567555885Putting aside the fact that I've fapped to her more than any other uma, I like her voice alot. Even the way she speaks is very elegant and relaxing.
>>567556375I tought I was the only one around here doing open league
I got cooked…
Why did they have to give her literal devil horns? Isn't that a little too on the nose?
it's so fuarking over...
>>567556246a shitter lobbybut still a win
>>567556464Plenty of A+ fags here, they posted their toraining results now and then in the last days.
>>567556143I want to make sweet love to you.
>>567556150I'm not in Graded so it doesn't really matter
>one (UNO) careereasiest plat of my life
>>567556494What's the implication of the denominator number? Is a bigger number better or a smaller number better?
>my best uma is S+>all the rest are SS >winner was UI'M NYOOOOOTICIIIING
>>5675522087 and I disband my club
>>567556586>Group BThat's a loss actually
*punches you in the dick*
>>567556615No clue, desu
Yatta!!
>Recycled Aries Hog wins me plat>I had a single 3 victories ticket out of 8lollmao
YES MAMBO WON 1ST PLACE
>>567556657It was nice knowing you MamBros
Very happy with this
>>567556657well?
>lost to gold ship because my Late got PDM'd form being rushedREEEEEEEEEE
>lost to a lucky pacer cap2nd place hurts the most as always
>start the match>double late startYeah I'm skipping
>>567556586Group A losers > Group B winner
Lost to a Pace promoted Xoguri by a headShame
winned wonned
BROS I FUCKING WON!!!!!! I know what I am....
80% winrate
I got my star
>>567556739Mambo mamboOmatsuri mambo
this game is so fucking dogshit how the FUCK is a 70% wr ayabe losing to an uncapped speed no accel nature i fucking hate this game so much
>>567556694Based Gorilla enjoyer.
>>567556248>>567556450LAISU YATTAYODamn I thought it was OVER for me because of 2 Goldshi with Daring Strike + her unique BUT THEN LAISU PROC'D CORNER CUNNYSEUR + RADIANT STAR THE INSTANT LATE-RACE STARTED HOLY SHIT
>>567556586group b owes group a sex
Sadly, couldn't get podium
>>567556872She simply couldn't be stopped.
>>567556872Oissu
EZ.
SEKAI SAIKYOU WA?
Daily reminderIf you used VBourbon, you didnt win.If you used either Maruzensky, you didn't win.If you used Triple Fronts, you didn't win.If you used Gold Ship, you didn't win.If you used Dober, you didn't win.If you used any Dominator, you didn't win.If you used Oguri I don't even need to say it you already know
>3rd B GroupI hate this game.
What a lobby lmao>Oguri won without activating her unique I was shocked when she didn't activate it, and then again when she won.
Total Brian Victory.
Wait, when anon said you got a star on your title for winning a CM twice, I thought he was joking.Thank goodness I won because I was taking it easy this CM!
>>567556872>No Stopping Me!>was not stopped from winningWorking as intended. GG
>>567556967based
>2nd place because my opponent used double domi'm sad
When this CM started I made a post about not really making an ace and generally not caring about the results.One anon replied to me I would magically get platinum.The funniest thing just happened.
>>567556872V...
>>567556872>Straightaway Spurt>Steadfast>Up-Tempo>Prudent Positioningwhat the fuck is going on there
>piggy gets last podiumI MORALLY WON
GET IN HERE NERDSANY ONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE313554123135541231355412
>>567556872No one stopped her
Didn’t get matched against hardcore players this time and Admire Vega stayed at 5th-6th place all throughout Once the late race started it was a guaranteed victory
...post your current emotion
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OGURIFAGS STAY MAD AS FUCK (literally had oguri in their name too lmaoooo)
>>567556586You take your wins where you can get 'em.Dia-chan Dai Shouri
>>56755717213/18
>two non-guts Ug + debuffer team>but they're latesez
>>567556657o7
>UG xoguriI'm not feeling so good
>lose finals >blow a ticket on Palmer banner>get a different Mejiro
Let's pay no mind to what happened to hog
>>567556872your unique didn’t proc
>>567557310
I won...I WON...!BOBO WE DID ITWE DID ITTTTTT
It was over before I even clicked "Race"
Kneel metaslaves
>>567557362Just end me
ROLL YOUR BLESSED CM CARATS RIGHT NOW
2nd in b... guess who won... THATS RIGHT ANOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS SS XOGURI SURE WAS A DESERVED WIN YOU COCKSUCKING MOTHERFUCKERHALF A LENGTH MY ASS TAKE HALF A LENGTH OF YOUR LIFESPANat least i pulled palmer with the carats
>>567557310PATTING LAISU SHOWER FOR GIVING ME ANOTHER PLAT THIS IS HER 2ND PLAT
thought it was over when i saw the golshi, got lucky with nsm
>This is group B finals somehow
>>567557310>A 3rd>gold title
By a fucking neck it was so close holy shit. My Brian pushed up to 4th before late race and then proceeded to whiff the red shift wit check and didnt proc nimble either, so she was completely accel-less. I'm so fucking happy my girls pushed through and got me that platinum star title bros.
>>567557424Wow anon you used the best Uma in the game and won what a surprise you are suuuuuch a dedicated player you really deserved it yep yep yeppers
>78% WR>game puts me on a jobber lobbyT-thanks..?
>>567557557What kind of a loser gets to Ug, enters a Champions Meeting, and still sticks with Leading the Charge
>>567557310>Ug'd2nd is good enough
ah so unfortunate i didnt get it this time either, BUT WE DONT STOP! THE BONOTRAIN HAS NO BRAKES AND WE KEEP GOING!no matter what ill continue training my oshi and ill never give up i want to see her win against all the odds and ill never stop until i see a gold or platinum title won by herill keep it buono now and forever!https://litter.catbox.moe/ea740xlpt983gdkk.mp4btw the oguri had 800 str does her unique skill equal 400 str or something?
The worst thing is that I got plat but don't have any stars on my titles cause I got 3rd place A finals in the first one
>2 Dominators & xoguri>S.Maru, V.bobo, Ines LMAOOOOOOOOOO
>>567557437Unlucky matchmaking. Ah well, freebies are freebies.
>>567557310I won.
>>567557691you didn't win
>>567557496Based Palmer puller, fuck oguritards btw
>>567557656nooooo bonobrokeep it up champ until next cm!!!
>>567557656This buono fan post makes me smile
>>567557172https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=3hz8mDTu91AY1uch1g1ZmQzbbourbon murdered me again just like in my finalsANOTHERANY ONE (1) UMA FROM YOUR FINALS TEAM, WIN OR LOSE996802649968026499680264
>>567557310DAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY
>>567557692I have so much disgust for whales
>>567557443The most deviout disciples are rewarded
fuck you!!!!!
>>567557038Me too I got like 3/2000 or something lole
>>567557656Stay strong oshi chad, her win will come
>>567557458>7 lengthsFOR ALL OF MY LIFE A JOBBER I REMAINA JOBBER I REMAIN
>>567557812>out of hpkek
As in, peak.
>>567556657you have 10 minutes
>>567557656Her time will come soon Bono bro
>>567557656If Oguri is in the race, Cygames gives her a hidden buff that makes her win. Make your next CM be buono.
OSHI GAMING IS DUMBWHY WOULD YOU EVER THROW A CM FOR NO REASONLIKE NO ONE IS GOING TO REMEMBER THE UMAS YOU USED TO WIN OR LOSEJUST RUN FULL METAI AM STILL RUNNING LATES NEXT CUPFUCK YOU
>>567557835clearly the better trainer
>>567557861Maybe I quit CMs.
>>567557983>I AM STILL RUNNING LATES NEXT CUPWhy do you like losing
>>567557936Hog love
SHE NEVER GOOFS UP, FOLKS!
>>567557934wtf is that
>>567557983>LIKE NO ONE IS GOING TO REMEMBER THE UMAS YOU USED TO WIN OR LOSEI remember. I like making memories. With my favourite horsies, because I love them.
>>567557934what is that
>Maya lost to an end closer XOguri by a neck against triple domi
>>567557310>Tachyon Late Surger got blocked mid-race>Rudolf Pace Chaser didn't activate the Ult Skill>2nd place
>>567557981>minor spelling errorgonna kms
>>567558031I DONT KNOWI WISH I KNEW
>>567558067My current emotion obviously
>catapultfag>dominatornigger>hoguritrashI have no idea how my 17% WR DaiSca did it, but I'm glad I took a victory away from such a sovless hack.
>>567557835but the curvature and killer tunes are wasted no?
>>567557934Don't tell me that's a flaccid dick in its mouth
>>567558080rushed or failed the wit check. It happens bro, my front whiffed angling last cm and lost
>>567558168kino team, good win anon
>>56755781216/18996802649968026499680264
>XogKEK demolishedYes, I will still run Taishin next CM.No, I do not care if she's meta.
>reused Seiun ace from CM12 because I was lazy>SMaru Med S with Fast Learner, but shitty build, because game fucked me with event chains and no groundwork, tried to make a better one but failed many times>only Daiwa was more or less decent ace, though lacking in late game, and I made her during CM12Undeserved win, lucky lobby matchmaking. Oh well, taking it easy sometimes pays off.
>From the wedding bannerBased, I've wanted her for so long
It's been so long since I've won a platinum
>>567557310don't ask for my emotions again I don't like looking there
>>567558186looks like a thumb
>>567558186>its mouth>itsRacist....That's a thumb...
>avatarfagging (creek)>3dpd postanwhat a truly mediocre thread
>>567555883 (me)No annihilation today! Not completely a shitter room, bottom team had medium S, but Golshi guy ran double doms, deserved. Also lobby layout let my Spe and Ayabe have free reign for Red Shift and MPB, and Daiwa and Seiun didn't build enough of a lead, so I got to do cinuma, making up for never making it for the original Taurus, so I'm happy.
>>567558189I completely forgot about the temptation_count==0>>567557310
>>567558178BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
244162442441624424416244I missed it so I made another one, bring one (1) uma from your taurus team
>>567558257HOOOOOOEEEEEEH
>>567557310The most stress free win in my life where it was a perfect mix of fronts and backliners and my backliners stayed at the perfect position
FUCK THISI'm never not using a debuffer in medium CM ever again
>3rd>a Medium A won
>Neichan and Oguri both proc literally nothing>triple Maruzensky lobby loses to Seiun Sky again>3rd after winning 5/5 multiple timesDon't care got Taurus Platinum last time.
CHECK YOUR INBOX!!!!!!!!
>>567557983>1st place: Mejiro Palmer>not 1st place: 2 xoguri????????? works for me bro
rigged
>>567557812https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=2rj0Qx3Vd2LMtp0HivbD-hHcrobot can't losehosting until rooms stop filling180632721806327218063272
Thread is slower than other CM finals
Well, now what?
I got first place!!!!!! (in group B)
>>567558628dead game
>>567558440This. I got matched against 4 Fronts + 2 RunawaysI was literally the only backliner in the matchA fucking 12k lobby. This shit of throwing matches for better final lobbies is 100% gaslight
>>567558543>frontyou didn't win
>>567558640I jerk off to celebrate and go to bedAnd then subject myself to more cbt parent farming tomorrow
>>567557748>>567557691I just checked and she fluffed the wit check for red shift. She had dober unique and nimble navigator (from my xoguri) though.
>>567558762>>567558762>>567558762>>567558762
>>567558628Taurus is just longslop (medium)
>>567558628CM every two weeks during mantslop is just too demanding, nobody cares anymore
>>567558680It isn't though see >>567557635
>>567558543I hope you break something.
>>567558772bwo
>>567558772Janny's gonna freak...SmugSirius.JPG
Do I jerk it to Daiwa as a thnk you for getting me my win?
i found out my club is full of cute groomable zoomers...
>>567558440No fuck these neighgersI didnt use a debuffer since its just Group B then lostThese fuckers in group B brought 2 debuffers each, I'll fucking inherit summer goldship and they get fucked with 4 dominators next med CM.FUCK YOU
>>567558861>>567558812jannies HATE digitan...i guess /uma/ is eos...
JANNY FREAKED
>>567558794I had a 50~55 % WRThe game threw me against a UG front team in a 12k lobbyyou just got lucky retard
>>567558812>>567558861
>>567558628Good fuck cyniggers
>>567558879>groomablezoomers are like, 30 now
>>567558257No one says this
>>567558543>MejiroGAWDYou won
>40% WR and barely got into A finals>Won it all in the endWE OUT HERE
>>567558921I mean it was gaslight from day 1 retard
>>56755861315/18 here, but won't start until after this one starts >>567558405
>>567558680You went uppity and didnt throw matches in 1st round, ur WR is still too high
textboard nice
If you don’t have at least 5 plats you have no right to give advice
>>567559056>>567559056
i didnt know cygames could just ban skills from being used in CMsapparently JP has debuffs banned in CMs
thank you last minute Digitan for winning
>>567559073I have zero plats
>>567558979Sorry I was the retard. I mean I played Lates that says much>>567559012I fucking threw I had 4 0/5 rounds. This is just bullshit gaslight
>65% winrate>3rd placethis time im really gonna do it.
>>567559112yeah because double dominator with golshi ult ís just too annoying. You either run it yourself or you're getting hit by 4 more debuffs than the other aces are
>>567556872There was just no stopping her.
