Pretty Valerie Edition>What is /crpgg/?This general is dedicated to the discussion of computer roleplaying games such as:Arcanum, Baldur's Gate, Disco Elysium, Divinity: Original Sin, Dragon Age, Expeditions, Fallout, Icewind Dale, Jade Empire, Knights of the Old Republic, Mass Effect, Might and Magic, Neverwinter Nights, Pathfinder, Pillars of Eternity, Planescape: Torment, Shadowrun, Solasta, The Age of Decadence, Temple of Elemental Evil, Tyranny, Ultima, Underrail, Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines, Warhammer 40k: Dark Heresy, Rogue Trader, Wasteland, Wizardry, and many others.>Recommendations:https://files.catbox.moe/gx6f4u.pngPrevious: >>567430568>Thread QuestionDo you sample every romance in a crpg or do you only pick a favorite?
>>567548040>another shit waifu/romance op stop making new threads
>>567548192No
For me?I love evil women that are not actually that evil but still kind of are but kind of not. If you know, you know. That is the niche for me.
>>567548040>another fantastic waifu/romance opkeep up the good work I'm a big fan of your threads
>>567548341Incel Traders are scrawny twinks, not fat guys
The expanse has fallen, trillions must fall to chaos
Jahagra
>>567548479
>>567548578
I feel like we've run out of good TQs as this point>do you like romance>do you like fantasy>do you like crpgs
>>567548341I support this fat dynasty
>>567548719There's always the ol reliable TQ>Yrliet
>>567548479>I love evil women that are not actually that evillike gluten-free pasta? pasta that is no longer enjoyable? or evil-evil women but you don't want to cope with the evil-evil
>>567548479It must suck to be this obsessed with a waifu who only appears when the game starts going to shit
>>567548479 get laid
Obviously the latter because namefaggot can't cope with the fact his drow female evil paladin was coded, programmed, scripted, mocapped, lipsynced, voice acted, directed, storyboarded, and ultimately implemented to reject him for not choosing to take Bhaal's offered power just because the ending was not good enough for him and she was too evil to get a good ending.
>>567549329he doesnt play durge too edgy for him
obsessed and deranged
>>567548040>Do you sample every romance in a crpg or do you only pick a favorite?Only my favorite every time
He did in fact play durge, then had a melty about it because he wouldn't commit to the evil path lmao since it would get him the Bad Ending
>>567549310It’s a nice thought, but that’s never going to happen.
>shit waifu op>obese namefag posting his chris chan autism edits great thread already!
Imoen
>hates waifusWhy are you here?
>>567548595I don't really understand why her, Minsc, and Halsin/Minthara are the only other companions besides the origin six. At that point they might as well not be recruitable either, keep the roster more focused.
>>567549564He can't have his happy trad lesbian ending this way....
>>567550087Member when Sven promised us during the EA, that those shithead origin companions are only the "evil" part of the companion roster and the good-aligned companions are coming along shortly?I member.
>>567550087Minsc and Jaheira are callbacks to the old games duh. Reddit begged for Halsin and im sure someone begged for Minthara
>>567550559>im sure someone begged for MintharaIt's the sex scene. A LOT of EA players picked the evil route just for the sex scene.
>>567550917I hate to tell you but both the evil route and her are unpopular...
The only good sex scene in bg3 is the one with haarlep
The femcel RT rolled over, checking to see what the fuss was about.
Dolly smooching threadDolly smooching boardDolly smooching website
If Heinrix can change his body, can he shrink himself to pocket size?
>>567548040I would've kissed Valerie.
>>567551751based farmer
>>567548479best girls
I think the sex scenes are just really icky, kinda ruins the whole romance thing honestly
>>567551961ick
>>567550087I enjoyed having Jaheira and Minsc around more than I enjoyed Having Wyll and arguably Gale. Gale grew on me a lot, and I like him as a character, but I don't particularly like his interjections or comments for the most part, they are kinda boring
>>567550917>incels are so pathetic they beg for a badly animated sex scene
>>567550520idk if you can consider anything said during very early EA to be a promise, especially since Larian ended up retooling 70% of the game based on feedback for EAand if Sven originally wanted BG3 to be an evil-aligned campaign where all the origin characters were evil or assholes, he quickly folded to the market. because that's what you do if you want to actually make money.
Calling a drow evil for being born drow is no different from calling a different race less human because they're not yours
>>567552202Yeah actually. Fade to black is plenty like in BG2
>>567552202Who gave Yrliet internet access?
>>567552260>>567550087Yes, but their storylines are next to non-existant. Plenty of characters could've joined as companions, including Isobel and Zevlor and probably some other lesser NPCs. They don't only because Larian wouldn't want to write more content for them in an already budget-strained game, so given their constraints they should've kept to the origin 6 and kept it that way.
>>567552958What part of that Minsc and Jaheira are callbacks to bg1-2 and because bg3 is a "sequel" did you miss. The other 2 elves are basically bonus characters.Not all origin characters have the same amount of content looking at Wyll and Karlach
>>567553489Why does being callbacks make them have to be playable companions?
>>567553554They were playable in 1 and 2 and were popular choices. They had to do some retarded freezing plot to let Minsc still be alive.
>>567553736>and were popular choicesI doubt they care about that, if they did, Viconia would be the companion and not just some random side villain
Remove all sex scenes from games like BG3 and replace them with only 1 scene at the end of the game with your beloved newlywed wifeAnd it has to be excessively lovey dovey babymaking missionary while holding hands(interlocked fingers) and kissing
>>567553952kys
>>567553885Minsc is the poster boy for bg1-2 so yeah. Wotc canon Viconia still evil and she got tied to the character they put the most effort into.
>>567553489Wyll has decent amount of content. He is at least has stakes in what's happening in act 3. Karlach just exists and seethes at Gortash for a bit, that's it
>>567554278>Wotc canon Viconia still evilThen make her an evil companion?
>>567554369She's the bad guy in Shart's plot
>>567554439Then don't make her the bad guy of Shart's plot
>shar worshipper>don't make her the bad guylole
>>567554546The whole point is... Viconia was popular so they tied her to next popular waifu character
>>567554785>Viconia was popular so instead of just making her a companion they made her an irrelevant side villain with a characterization that most of her fans hatedYou're trying really hard to make your logic work here but I already told you the simple answer, they don't care about that
>>567554971Sigh autism strikes again. Only reason they put in another Sharran cleric was to replicate Viconia but the rewrites fucked that up.They do care otherwise they wouldn't put in Minsc and Jaheira as a nod to the old games.
>>567548040I pick whatever I feel like at the time.In RT its only ever been Yrliet and jae because pasqal and argenta can't be romanced
>I'm sure Viconia fans will love this!
Any carpiggers here using a controller?VTMB on a TV with a Steam Controller (on a Steam Deck) is a real experience. 95% of the game plays so well on a controller with the right control scheme. The 5% that doesn't? Computers. Typing shit with the on-screen keyboard is annoying.
>>567555475>VTMB on a TV with a Steam Controller (on a Steam Deck) is a real experience. 95% of the game plays so well on a controller with the right control scheme.I could see that, it's third person after all
>playing bloodlines in 3rd personNo one does this
Why wasn't Aerie in bg3
>>567554696She's barely a shart worshipper. She does and approves of absolutely nothing a shar worshipper would do or approve of. She's an utterly dishonest character concept
>>567555896She was too pure and feminine for Larian, which was a blessing in disguise
>>567555896The same reason Imoen wasnt, not considered important by WOTC
>>567555394How com Jahagra is still hot and plap worthy, but Hagonia is hideous?
>>567556060>shitty nicknamesStop breathing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ConLzMk-jg
>>567556060It was due to popular fan demand you see, people actually enjoy Viconia being an ugly old hag (she shouldn't even be old)
>>567555994Imoen is dead while Aerie is a elf
>>567556184>th-thtop bw-bweathing
Larian hates young fertile women
>>567555612Even in first person it plays well. And you don't sacrifice the precision of the mouse unless you've bound movement to the thumbsticks (like a typical controller port), you can easily bind them to the touchpads and gyro and get similar precision to a mouse and keyboard. I've tried using this thing on VTMB, Fallout 2, Arcanum, and World of Warcraft so far, and it's surprisingly comfortable. A lot of old car pigs don't have controller support (and even some recent ones) so this is a pretty big boon for the genre imo. Just the ease of being able to play it like it's on a console, which is funny to say for a genre with "computer" in the name.I'm mainly going to be using it to clear out the rest of my backlog (which is a lot of crpgs and jrpgs and such). Good first impressions. A lot of utility here.
>car pigsstop saying that please
>>567557012JarpigsWerepigsCarpigsTittyarrpigs
>>567557234Also warpigs
>>567556060Jaheira is a half elf and relatively old for a helf but Viconia is a full blooded drow and iirc a pretty young one in BG1 and 2, she should have looked young in 3. That alongside her awful inconsistent characterization just lets me cope easier that it's not actually her
why didn't Drizzt show up in BG3
>>567558452they couldnt afford him
>>567555475>carpiggersnow that's a name i haven't heard in a long time
>>567558452To much toxic masculinity
>>567555475VTMB already feels sluggish as fuck so it's not like a controller could make it any worse
wish I had a girlfriend so she could cuck me companions for this feel?
>>567556060Because Jaheira was the hot bossy step mom in the first 2 games and she becomes the cool sassy aunt in the third game
Minthara is so fucking ugly and her voice is unsexy too
>>567559002yes
why is jaheira so popular?it's been almost thirty years and people are still talking about her
>>567520621no reposting a reddit link but I bet tomorrow will be Cogg sadly
>>567559553Appealing personality
>>567559553shes cool
why is Minthara so divisive?it's been almost three years and people are still lying about her
>>567559553something something faux incest taboo
>lying
>>567560376She's not divisive. She's ugly and most people don't like her
I would blackmail the entire NCR for this bitchI'm smuggling booze into her gay ass town though
Yeah, I'm thinking 4.
>>567561085>Makes a pun>Sentenced to deathThis got me thinking, is it really said like that even in Russian? "I don't like you. Die!" just sounds silly.
>>567559350>they have statshuhI wonder how many gave their soul to the succubus
>>567559553an entire generation grew up with single mothers no wonder the current bioware fanbase hates aerie and tali but simps for whores like hageria and samara
>>567561491probably very little since thats late game
>>567561491The succubus that isn't a succubus but an incubus? Worse, even his female form literally looks like a man? Not many I'm sure
I fucked the incubus to see what would happen
>>567562294>The succubus that isn't a succubus but an incubus?It's the same thing. Succubus and incubus are shapechangers that take whatever form that is needed
>>567559553who doesn't like a MILF?
>>567562432Maybe in the tranny land that is 5e, doesn't change the fact that he's naturally an incubus and that his ""female"" form looks like a man
>>567562572No such things as "naturally" incubus. it is literally the same demon
>>567562572I mean hes just female Raphael there
>>567562490>MILF>is childless
God damn I desperately want a new Pathfinder game, I want new build autism, planning around specific items, and some bullshit overworld mechanic.Specifically I want Ruins of Azlant for Aboleths, Azlanti Illuminati shenanigans, and Psychics but I'd take any AP.
>>567562810Khalid died before they could settle down. I
>>567548040We hate Valerie here
>>567562810MILF is any female who is slightly older but still in the child bearing ageMILF->Cougar->GILF
>>567563042What're you retarded? MILF specifically refers to mothers because it's attraction to the qualities that develop during pregnancy.
Damn I forgot how much I hate the armor/magic armor system in DOS2.
>>567563158NTA but sorry anon, MILF is just any older woman now. Can't even call them cougars since that's a specific archetype. Everything must have a porn tag now and there really isn't one for "normal woman".
Is witch the most broken class in DOS2?
>>567563158They call any older woman a milf
>>567563158>I am being a pedantic retard on purpose
THAC0 or AC?
>>567563158so stepmothers aren't mothers because they didn't physically give birth to the child that they're raising?
Haggy romance?
The only actual romancable MILF in an RPG is Samara. And I'd use the word romance very lightly. >>567563620Stop being like this. The Mother in MILF doesn't usually stand for Stepmom.
nigga samara is nearly 1000 years oldshe's a granny even by asari standards
>>567563620Having standards in the words you use is important.
how do you build this nigga?
>>567563749If a kid calls their stepmom mom do you scream at them for being incorrect because she technically didn’t birth them?
>>567563749Samara is but not the ones you can literally turn into milfs?
>>567564106Shield of Faith machine. Maybe some healing I guess.
>>567564215Like who? Morrigan? You're already romancing her when she's a MILF. Same with Aerie. I thought the discussion was starting a romance with a MILF.
>>567564124Yes
>>567564106Just straight Cleric worked for me, gave him an emphasis on hitpoints and heavy armor for some AC. He's never my primary tank but he's solid enough on the frontline next to my Baron and Valerie and it's funny when he lands a Destruction
>>567564348
>>567548040>Do you sample every romance in a crpg or do you only pick a favorite?How can you say your favorite food is the best and defend it if you haven't been eating other food to compare it with?
>>567563891Which is funny because her STI-ridden daughter is literally her mirror image.
>>567563538>number go DOWNretarded and replaced for a reason
>>567563749Something about Samara is so repulsive. Maybe it's those eyes, they scare the living daylights out of me.
>>567565034It's the Troon jaw of hers
>>567564935>t. Zoomer thats to retarded to understand negative numbers
>>567565034I don't like any of the aliens. The idea of romancing aliens always weirded me out. There's a good chance your bits don't line up or their mating practices are wildly different from yours like asari
Does Cassandra from DAI also have a "troon jaw"?
>>567564106Like any other front line cleric you dingus.
Cleric is a female coded class. If you're a male cleric (lmao) you need to respec asap.
>>567565318no, number go down feels bad, it's simpleyou lost
>>567565417Duh
>>567565417they complained about her looking butchwe've come a long way
>>567565643You're going to say the same about any class that isn't your favorite
>>567565417He already had a meltdown over her a few days ago
>>567565417It's telling how new you are that you bring up Cassandra of all people as an example, oblivious to how much this place has complained about her manjaw. But to answer your question, yes
>>>>>>>>>>this placeYou* >>567565750>>567565972
I keep wanting to give DAI a chance but then I remember the horses, the war table timers, the Hinterlands meme, the actual characters, the stripped down skill trees, and I lose interest
>This placeYes, this place. Not just /vg/ but /v/ too
>>567565775It was a lose lose situation. Moids complained because she was too manly looking and foids complained because she was straight.
>>567566059You're missing out
>>567566059>HorsesNot necessary at all save for one map that is completely optional>War tableYeah mod them out, don't even play without it>HinterlandsA non issue, not sure why this is a complaint>Stripped down skill treesEh, I've found skills having two different ways to be upgraded to be far more interesting than everything else in the previous games.
>>567566193I guess if he's a masochist he is indeed missing out
>>567566246>Eh, I've found skills having two different ways to be upgraded to be far more interesting than everything else in the previous games.He's probably shitposting considering Origin's "skill tree" was a straight line
>>567566059>the war table timersOne of the most popular mods is one that skips all the timers. Mounts are useless and the Hinterlands are easy if you aren't a completionist and try to do everything your first time there.
>>567565380I thought that Asari appear quite human apart from their mating practices (and some hints in ME2 that they only appear human to humans). I wouldn't mind messing around with one with however they do the horizontal mambo, traditional ugly-bumping is quite boring anyway. It's all the other aliens where it gets strange. Like Tali. She literally can't have sex without the chance of getting a life-threatening disease. And Garrus dick must be like a cheese grater inside Femshep's cavities.
>timerCan anybody explain this meme to meI played inquisition on console and I don't even remember a timer
>>567566340>She literally can't have sex without the chance of getting a life-threatening diseaseShe can, she just needs to prepare first. And it's confirmed in ME3 that Tali and Sheploo have enough sex that her she doesn't need all the shit she did in ME2.
Inquisition won Game of the Year despite having a mechanic that literally made you stop playing for 14 hours irl before you could advance the main story
>>567566059I managed to get up to the Warden Stronghold and stopped before starting it to replay Kingmaker for the first time in 6 years, instead. And I did DAO and DA2 beforehand without issue. Inquisition is just fucking dull.
>>567566562Geoff's show was always a joke, yes
>>567566562>Inquisition won Game of the YearIn a year with literally no games.
>>567566476So there's this "mechanic" in Inquisition where you can send out people to do stuff on the war table. This requires literal hours to do depending on it and one of them, the "axe" quest requires 24+ hours iirc. Now, I can cope and say that it is optional and the main quest doesn't really require that much waiting but it's a genuinely horrible mechanic that I'm not sure how it even got past testers. Almost as bad as DOS1s RPS shit, but at least you can mod the timer out.
Inquisition was good.True. ^
>>567566476The wartable had a app game like timer
>>567566787For what, I don't remember if I ever used it if there are "le 24 hour gameblocking timers", I'd remember that, is it side content?I played the game without much issue I recall>>567566771So is it just side content?
>>567566726lmao
>>567564820I just know. I don't need to taste shit to know that it's shit
>>567566917Sort of, but some companion quests and even your prestige class quests require some waiting. Though chances are you probably just did some, explored the map and came back with no issue.
>>567566917One of the most downloaded mods is to skip war table timer
>>567567018Probably then, I'm even downloading the game on PC right now because I literally don't recall any of that, I want to see it with my eyesAnother memory I have is being disappointed with mage and being a cool as fuck archer instead, archery in that game was incredibly coolWarrior too with how they implemented reaver
Damn the Expanse game just got forgotten after a week of the beta? Looking grim for Owlcat.
>>567567242Every Dragon Age game has made one of the classes broken as fuck. Mages are infamously busted in DAO, Warriors are walking blenders in DA2, and in DAI Rogues are king and it's not close
>>567567706Nobody cares about no owlcrap, cuh
I never played Veilguard and I gave up midway through Inquisition. I'm guessing I've not missed much. Origins was the only real good one.
>>567568008We know. You keep saying that.
>>567564106OutflankAdditional channelsMartial weapon for glaive or exotic for fauchardAll in wisdomReligion+perceptionHe's the dude that keeps everyone alive between rests and procs outflanks for your heavy hitters, sometimes throws a damaging spell.
>>567568214>You keep saying that.Me? I haven't been in this general since at least 2024. This is my first day back.
>>567565643Counterpoint.
>>567568214Does it upset you?
I liked Cassandra and thought she looked ok in DAI
Cassandra was cute. Religious tomboy hag who wants to be swept off her feet by a heroic man. Owlcat could never.
>>567568447Clearly a paladin.
>>567568447This is a woman
>>567568418Uh huh.
>>567567706>shit game for a boring setting got forgottenYou should have seen it coming
>dark heresy beta out>NOBODY still playing itUh bros? Your 400 hours of content owlcat games?
>>567569665>paying to test a gameSuck my cock
>>567568690Literally galfrey
>>567569665I am not playing early access or beta crpgs. I want the full game or nothing.
>>567569665It's not beta, it's alpha. And we have played it when it was out 3 months ago. It's just one relatively short section, not something to be played for 3 months
A few people played it and said it was good. It's pretty much better in every way.
>>567569753Does Cassandra also try to get you killed because she's jelly of you?
>>567569947Oh no no owlcat bros it's over for us
>>567570080No, she's not retarded
>>567570058
I wanna smooch her.
>>567552878Elantach said I could use it
>>567569665I have other things to do
>>567570058It is an improvement in every regard but one
>>567570080You people hallucinate entirely different games
A few people romanced Camellia and said she was Neutral Good. I trust her implicitly.
It's copin' time
>>567563941What kind of transformations
Why do the pathfinder games frame normal difficulty as nerfed like>Weaker enemiesIn the description and stuff, from what I could find that's not true at all. Feels like a trap for newbies, they'll skip it since they don't want to play an easy nerfed mode then get raped when they bump it up to "normal" values
>>567570902gnashing teeth
I haven't played Rogue Trader but I imagined my uncle telling me that Cassia kills your child
>>567571416why don't you take a seat right there on the couch, Anon.
>>567571416yeah she has a miscarriage
I think Ra'akhti sounds kinda nicehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlJiT_9gOHI
>>567566726Witcher 3 came out the same year
>>567573328Not a crpgg
>>567573328It wasn't that good without the DLCs.
>>567573107They made that kroot look so shit, they're supposed to be menacing
>autism is preventing me from enjoying games againIt never ends
>>567573107Larry will be next, calling you "small creature"Femcels with uncontrollably orgasm
>>567573107Markedly better than anything from Shitspants
>>567573107ummm bros why's a whyte w*man voicing a PoC character?
>>567565034she is voiced by billie ellis mom
>>567573840Just stop having autism
>>567572783I heard she chokeslams it into the deck of your bridge and then leaves with Yrliet.
>>567548479Coward
I have one simple ruleif your game doesn't have good waifus I'm not buying it
>>567574468my character is holding his weapon wrong im going insane
>>567573840It could be worse. I’ve had WOTR for over a year and can’t start the game
I won't play a sci fi game without aliens. The aliens? Yeah they're humans but purple.
>>567574695basedbasedbased
>>567575103Ive spent almost 150 hours on that game and atleast 100 of those were just in the character creatorAnd just when I finally got a nice RP going...FUCK
I need a crpg with kitsune, but not furshit like nenioGive me sultry old foxes that totally do not prey on human male fighters for their sperm
>>567575257Dune Bros.....
>>567574681She's so hot...
>I need a crpg with [personal porn fetish]rinse and repeat
>>567574695I bet you bought kingmaker
How can you claim you love her if you wouldn't let her cuck you?
CRPGs never go into the mundane details of a campaign. We had older CRPGs where you assign party members on guard duty, foraging, etc, but we can do more. Like, what do you and your party even cook? Does wife like veggies in her stew? Who is assigned to laundry and who makes the most shitstains in their underwear?Owlcat, Larian, do better.
>>567576698aka the GRRM school of putting TMI in your description because you're a "mature" writer who isn't afraid of tackling the gritty and shitty subjects
>>567576698>wife slowly learns what your favorite food is and does her best to make it for youUnironically I'd love a crpg where the romance stuff happens atleast midway so you can have comfy traveling around as newlyweds, taking care of eachother while camping and the like
>>567576698>We had older CRPGs where you assign party members on guard duty, foraging, etc,name 3 nigga
>>567577362I only know Realms of Arkania Star Trail and Expedition Conquistador
>>567570998Because its relative to the actual pen and pen rules of Pathfinder. "Core" is as close to the actual rules they can get. But of course in tabletop there is a human GM managing and adjusting things. Normal is the intended difficulty for newcomers but is easier the "official rules" so they tell you so. This was also true of BG1/2 difficulties where "normal" was a notch below "Core Rues."
Whats the coolest weapon in wotr in your opinion
>>567564106Straight Cleric. Give him a reach weapon so he can stand right behind your tank and use all his offensive domain abilities.
>>567576698>where you assign party members on guard duty, foraging, etc, but we can do more. Like, what do you and your party even cook? Does wife like veggies in her stew?Kingmaker literally does this. Wrath of the Righteous does it but has you set up protective wards rather than forage. There is also camouflaging your camp and scribing scrolls and brewing potions each night.
>>567578319People will say Finnean but it's kind of gay to hold another dude by the hiltThere was a unique Lich only mace that glowed with green runes that looked really awesome. Radiance is also cool and it levels up as the story progresses too
Why would you lower yourself to playing a martial
>>567573107I don't like it. She just sounds human
>>567573107I don't understand why they are forcing this charactcer so much. There are very few monster fuckers out there even if they love to screech the loudest
>>567577362>>567577708Skald has this too
>>567579181>not valiantly holding the line to protect your wife
I am THIS close to just going human male fighter, since its the only fucking class that can go full dex double weapons
>>567580292Mogged by ranger
>>567580475Which cannot go full dex on double weapons, that was the whole point
As a human male in an RPG, it is my duty to add to the half-elf population
This will be hard for most of you in this general to swallow but deep down you know it's true. The character you are most similar to is Regongar.
This will be hard for most of you in this general to swallow but deep down you know it's true. The character you are most similar to is Anevia.
Damn elves and their wigglers...
>>567579478>ForcingThey're doing VA promos for multiple characters. The only unusual promotion she's had is the CE statue.
>>567581482
>>567579478they did epione yesterday. someone else will be tomorrow
>>567581226I've been playing kingmaker and I liked Regongar at first, but as I go on he just really seems like a evil asshole. And whenever you push back he's just >I was just joking bro!Finna boutta cuck his ass
>>567583095Asking to have them nibbled on
>>567579478Sorry but does Owlcat know that their numbies won't be high enough if they focus on this character??? Have they considered the steam charts? I do NOT like this. Also the game should be a lootbox fps live service game.
>>567583095erogenous zones...
Worrying thing about Dark Heresy is that there isn't a single hot girl shown yet.
>I fucking hate elves so fucking much they're so obnoxious no matter what game they come from I hate Yrliet/Camelia/Dragon Age/Aloth so much>Elf ears erotic...Get some moral consistency guys you're almost as bad as /tg/. Yes you're all one poster, like a blob monster
>CameliaNot an elf, muttoids abominations are not elves.
Elves absolutely deserve thisBut only after marriage
>>567579353That's how you know she's going to be smoochable/beakable
>>567584889
>>567584370Ra'akhti is a girl who is hot
i love heinrix
sawyer was right
sawyer's moderate take on video game romances has mind rapes slavering gooners for 20 years
This will be hard for most of you in this general to swallow but deep down you know it's true. The character you are most similar to is Yrliet.
>>567583168I'm betting on Cogg
>>567585684same but I want to hear Larry
>>567585825I think they'll save him for last because he's the most interesting
Actually I feel like I am most similar to Alistair from Dragon Age Origins except I'm not secretly royalty and I'm not very competent at the few responsibilities I do have
>>567584889>>567584310>>567583095oh no femsisters, how can we compete with elves?
I'm most similar to Yrliet because I am autistic and retarded and a femcel.
>>567585446...said no one ever.
>>567585958By having human children
Seems a bit dark for this series
Every tuesday is date night with the crpg wife. We played chess, and she won again.I hope you're all enjoying your dolly smooching as well.
>>567587104DAO had some edge to it that the later entries forcibly lobotomized.
>>567587482Good. I don't play video games to hear about raped girls and disemboweled boys
>>567587482One of your companions in inquisition is a ghost serial killer taking on the name and appearance of a guy he watched get raped and abused
>>567587775And they somehow sanitized that and made it lack any edge at all. Very sad.
>White man enters werewolf neighborhood>The howlers demand he give them what they want>He doesn't>They threaten to kill him and me
>>567577708>Expedition ConquistadorAlso a thing in Expeditions: VikingIt's basically just a skill point sink though, you'll get high enough values in all of them well before Act 1 is over, and you'll only end up changing the assignments of your healers and crafters depending on the situation, everyone else does the same things at the same time the entire game
>>567588285I was going to side with the Dalish because I have legitimately never done that before and holy fuck this fight is ass. Zathrian doesn't summon sylvans and immediately gets mauled 2 seconds out of the gate leaving me to deal with 20 werewolves and a boss with no boss of my own to balance the encounter
