Confess Edition.>SSE Patch NotesCreation Updatehttps://bethesda.net/en/article/4ORD7tshfmHUN8H4ULSgE4/the-elder-scrolls-v-skyrim-special-edition-creations-update-patch-notes Othershttps://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Special_Edition_Patch>Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQshttps://www.tesgeneral.com/>Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the "Contact" button at the top right of the site.>/tesg/'s charactershttps://rentry.org/tesgrosters>character sheet workdocs (svg + png)https://mega.nz/folder/IFRhTLDR#zuf3jzqNvhlOgwu-ynim8g>Lore and Lore Accessorieshttps://www.imperial-library.info/https://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Main_Page>/tesg/'s sister threads:>>>/aco/teslg/ - /tesg/ Adult General (not dead but slow)>mega treasure trove of RUASLEEP and pre-AE USSEP patches, as well as OSex/OSA archiveshttps://mega.nz/folder/MzJzBSAR#H1K65jVzjSk11_JtGIP0ng>USSEP patcheshttps://rentry.org/mq2b8>minimal starting modlist geared towards returning usershttps://rentry.org/6wfys>comprehensive combat mod list and guide for anyonehttps://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=gameplay>gear list for gear peoplehttps://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=armorhttps://www.tesgeneral.com/doku.php?id=weapons>monster and quest guideshttps://rentry.org/nse6tpiwhttps://rentry.org/gdcmg9wt>/tesg/ modshttps://rentry.org/fif5kswdElder Thread: >>567431772
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>>567563380he cute
Anon won't post his waifu and that means he gets the BRICK
Waifus Lore Harmony
>>567564051These shameless dibellan sluts man...
wtf i didn't post my waifu and now my computer is bricked
Someone is killing our junkies. I’m willing to bet it’s Maven. By killing our junkies before they overdose we lose up to 1,000 septims per quarter annum per junkie. That’s a huge slice of the cartel pie. I can’t afford to put round the clock protection on every street junkie in Skyrim. So we have to punch back. I’m tired of burning down that bitch’s bee hives. You’re going to fire bomb her fucking Black-Briar Meadery. Faralda has given us three super nova Runes. I want all three to go off at an equilateral distance with the Meadery in the center, so the concussion is focused inward for maximum structural damage. Time them to go off when the meadery is working at maximum capacity, and it’s a fine day with you around.
I want to bash synthiafag and horns with a brick
>>567564771y tho
https://youtu.be/rwFrwguzR50?si=_5hQPC33ctjbVK0_>sees a vid on my favorite topic>sources also from onlinegod fucking damn it, same shit with Halo too.
>>567564051>casual sexual assault>walks away like a chad
Is there a way to replace vampire lords with that one from Vigilant that you fight in Whiterun? That thing was pretty awesome looking
>>567564051Is that Spank That Ass or Slap Da Butt?
>>567565023I don't think we really appreciate how much damage ESO has done to the TES. These animals won't be satisfied until they've ruined literally everything so they can ell FOTM expansion packs.
>>567566074That looks more like Slap them Tiddies
>>567566074It's a drunk idle happening to collide with a tit.
>>567566165Is there a slap titty mod?
>>567566431Sadly not
>>567566431>>567566505shout to slap any lady's tiddy mod.
>>567566431Supposedly Spank That Ass has a titty slap but i've actually never seen it. In fact I rarely ever even see the slap animation, it's usually just the sound, the annoying youngeager voice if I forgot to turn that option off in the MCM and the debuff
>>567566625link? fuck I tired to find it but the page is ded?
>>567567068https://www.loverslab.com/blogs/entry/20176-spank-that-ass/
>>567567129This is betterhttps://www.loverslab.com/files/file/40179-slap-da-butt-with-spank-tats-with-patches/
>>567567260why not make you be the one that slaps da butt instead of getting your butt slapped
what are you browngenders up to?
>>567566083Adjacent to the topic of konahruk, I found it particularly funny that Forelhost, the place where the last holdout of the Dragon Cult happened (Rahgot and the altmer in disguise) was used in both Online and Legends, and Legends managed to be more faithful by taking place in the same year and not adding a mysterious second dragon priest while entering the ruins that have been sealed since the first era (but apparently got locked up again for the dragonbored)they even used the "drinking poison water" thing which is a shocking and perhaps accidental adherence to the site in Skyrim
>>567567401Updating a design document.
>>567567401playing indev+ and staring at MO2
>>567567405for being a moblie card game legends was pretty good in gameplay and alright with lore. >>567566083for someone like me who likes the Elder scrolls and Halo its like getting ganged raped.
>>567567260butt does it have the titty slap?
>>567567805Nope and neither does the other mod.
>>567567405Forelhost is the worst piece of writing in Skyrim and being faithful to it is actually a bad thing. It makes me mad irl whenever I go there. I'm seething just remembering that it exists.
>>567567856FUCK THIS EARTH thanks tho
>>567567927Which part is bad? The quest for the altmer is silly but I don't think the dragon cult / well part had anything senseless
>>567567468for a mod?
>>567567468Ehm we don't use those here.
>>567568179The most glaring things off the top of my head are the thing where the attackers' water is too cold (lol nords don't know fire) so they drink the poisoned well and and the dates being 1Ewhatever. On that second note though, how can we read it at all? Shouldn't it be in dovahzul or ancient nordic? Just the kind of elementary common sense failures that indicate either the writer being very inexperienced or just phoning it in or both.
>>567568639Do they actually not use them or is it just a meme?
>>567568735Look at starfield and you get your answer
>>567568393Yes. I'm currently writing down what's necessary for the "vision" and what's difficult to do in terms of function.
Post Dunmer that look like they would step on me in disgust RIGHT NOW
>>567569029
>>567568673Maybe there was a blizard curse on the entire courtyard area (which regrettably was there in Online)Skorm's book said they were just excited to have a big well available instead of dancing close to the fireit being 1E1XX isn't that far for the imagination, it's pretty much the farthest point from the northern landing and wouldn't have border encounters with cyrodiil + is on top of a mountain with a little tower fort outside. The last ships from Atmora showed up in like 1E70 via PGEYsgramor invented english* too and they had a few hundred years to get that going by then
>dispose of a corpse >contract yellow tick disease>forever frozen in placenice game todd
>>567569375did that tick you off?
>>567569263It's not the dating in the first era that's the issue. It's writing the date as 1E. It's like that old thing about the fraudulent archaeological discovery of coins dated 50BC or whatever. As for the other things the journal literally says, "in their excitement for a drink that didn't risk frostbite on their tongue, two score drank before we could stop them." So the nords couldn't heat their icewater and it was frostbiting their tongues lmao.
>>567569675They didn't have any clever men with them. Nor clevermen.The dating itself is vaguely anachronistic especially since it's 100 years before Alessia but unless they did something deliberately vague like "14th year of the Hawk since the Return" I'm not sure how nords reckoned time exactly
>>567567401drinking some delicious iced tea, spergender! hope you're doing something enjoyable!
>>567570023Yeah, and the writer wasn't too clever either. The story just doesn't make any sense. The dating is a minor gripe because we can write it off as everything in the game being translated for our benefit as players, but it's just part of the general sloppiness of it. It also reference the Eight and there are minor mistakes like "brash" instead of "rash" and Lake Honrich being called Lake Honnith, though it's possible the journal was written early and the lake name was changed later in that last case.My other complaint is that the dungeon is a slog and has a bunch of traps with proximity triggers instead of proper pressure plates/tripwires/etc., and generally the whole thing just feels like a rather underbaked mod. >>567570065Be careful of tongue frostbite.
>>567570947Tits too small
>>567570931The eight totems, of course. Subtract Alduin since they're fighting the dragone cultit WILL just work
>>567571024Warriors shoudn't have big boobs, those are reserved for mages as mana tanks.
>>567571121Where do you think female warriors store all of their health and stamina points?
>>567569141>>567570947YES.
>>567571189In their butt
>>567571121>women shouldn't have large breasts because uhhh ummm errr ehhh"No!"
>>567570931You mean spergbite, silly! No worries, all gone, was delcious. :^)
Who gives a shit how big their tits are, I just want them to look evil and scary and to spit on me when I kneel for them
>>567571189Left breast: LuckRight breast: SkillLeft butt: StaminaRight butte: Health
>die to bandits flinging me>eyes brokenlmao wtf
>>567572205Just open your eyes lulz
>>567570065did you make your own iced tea?
>>567573554he homebrewed it
>>567573742ba dum tsh
>>567574731old
That's a lot more dudes than I would like it to be
>>567575112You're a big kot.
>>567574731Did the top comment win a sweetroll, or was Todd lying again?
>>567574731I wish todd would feed me a sweet roll
>>567575314>>567575314>>567575314>>567575314
>>567567349This i will never understand agptrannies.
I completely forgot these were hereFuck yeahhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdyhfeYxxI
Have your mongolian throat singing newsgroup frens show up in the nick of time to help you outhttps://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/180400
lol
>>567576803An enemy getting stuck on these lever doors after dying is more entertaining than it deserves to be
>>567576871yes. though thats the player ragdolled after a mad amount of explosions cuz im fucking around again with "ArchersHaveRPG.esp"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH2cfW6eNsc
Is CBT good?
>>567577971Never understood the appeal myself, but people get off to weirder things.
>>567577971oof ouch my balls I'm so horny because you're stomping my nuts ooweee!! im cumming
>>567578480
>>567577971It's alright. I couldn't figure out how to get the good ending where you don't die thoughhttps://www.loverslab.com/files/file/41694-captured-by-the-thalmor-southrange-gaol/
>super ninja vanish off of the thought of the world>eyes broken againis Soul Resurrection not sending the animation event to open the player's eyes after you wake back up or something? or is this a conflict, only thing that i could think of is a clash with FlawnsArgonians, but that doesnt fuck with animations...
>>567577971No because I assume it hurts a lot
>>567578909damn i was hoping its not complicated or something like that
>>567578909There's a SFW one on the nexus too, never actually played it but I know it's installed because it uses the player's record somehow so I see it all the time
>>567577971
>>567577971I paid (sort of, not really) a girl to kick me in the B onceIt was nice, but not something I'd have all the time
https://youtu.be/vNIoKTvqk2Ycount what you have now /tesg/
>>567578943I'm using it with FVAR and that isn't happening to me
>>567577971Light tapping and slapping is fun.
>>567578943do you happen to have the male version of mfg/mfg fix/ng?
>>567577971cognitive behavioral therapy is most effective when utilizing cannabitriol and cock & ball torture for disposition modification
>>5675796511
>>567580730Zero, actually.Hope you're happy
it's up sistershttps://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/180473
>>567576342I swear that Goes On A Trip has a function where they do this or otherwise "find you" "coincidentally"I've had my ass saved by wandering followers multiple timesThat version does look interesting though
>averaging 1 post every 2 minutesthis is the slowest thread I've seen in my life
>>567581010yuck
>>567581010Woman moment
>>567580887you will own nothing and be happy
>>567580397the hell's that? link it on nexus and il see if its tagged on my account
>>567581937https://www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecialedition/mods/133568
also transforming into something other than the regular player (dragon, werewolf etc) fixes the eye bug>>567582456nah, nexus says i haven't downloaded that would this fix it or break it more?
lmao
>>567581010https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0?si=Y1ccCYUcG3HjbTiZ>>567581245This what happens when you dis-encourage waifu posting.
surprised hes not blowing himself up with that RPG lmfao
>>567582820>such a dummy she needs her name stitched on clothing to remember it
>>567582785tentacle rape
since people are complaining that the general is dead,what is /tesg/ listening to?bopper here: https://youtu.be/5tF56rKCF4s
>>567581245and you are the slowest poster, congrats, if you want speed, go back to /v/ or the gacha generals
>>567583038>"My name is VAV" lmao>>567583273https://youtu.be/HyotPXC6mjw?si=Te55qoJ7Mw3Lpe74I came across the video once and now it's in my YT playlist.
>>567583273joey's stream but also thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhrcckqvTko
>>567583536https://youtu.be/x4iocZtyiZI
>>567583273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5-5s1NpA6Y
>>567583273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQr5d2HLUm4>>567583536"close enough"
>>567583273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGkSomething to go with the hype from the past hour
>>567584078You quoted the wrong guy but that song sounds like it came from a early SMT handheld game.
>>567583536>VAVshe's a shebrew? I guess that checks out
>>567583273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQ6ei2vnoe8
>>567583273https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1cD17A3H0k
>>567563380whats it called when you overexpose yourself to porn mods all day long and then when fapping its a gigantic orgasm that puts you right to sleep afterwardsbut without skyrim all day long the orgasms are weak(or your choice of elder scrolls game)
oh, so i guess poisoning yourself doesn't count as dying
>>567583273The in-game soundtrack while I play
>>567583536chud song synthiafag, dont like it
recipe for the cursed witch's brew, bet you could ditch the enchants and just get really low on hp and it still have the same effect
oh ok then, jumping off the railing and taking one damage triggers it normally, defo a script bug/oversight somewhere lol
has anyone animated those fuckass curtain meshes yet?
>>567584503>brownhoujk, they have some banger songs
>>567587836nyo
>>567586182My thrusting weapon would easily take advantage of her here.
>>567586231That was playing on my playlist at the time. The YT algorithm is crazy.
whats the best way of fixing broken/missing/fucked INV markers in weapon meshes? and the DBM staves are an inconsistent mess when it comes to INV markers
>>567589427you might be watching too many chud videos on youtube synthiafag
I’ve sucked cocks more fearsome than yours
>>567589570maybe
>mihail stuff being brokenwhy would that happen with absorb health??? what the fuck
