Previous: >>567559056>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Next CM will be better
Filly Butts
for me
>Mind breaks you
>>567574687This is what makes CM comps kind of annoying to make, you can make a comp that works good together and that has won me plats in the past but meta has become so volatile that you need 1 ace for front heavy lobbies, 1 ace for backliners and 1 wild card that performs in rare specific cases.Or you can go triple front and win, that works too.
upgrade your titles today
if you don't have taishin, bamboo guts and cb wit don't even bother competing in cm14 because you are BRICKED
>29 years>still breedingHoly shit i hope Candy Ride gets at least one kid as an umahis kid Hit Show won against Ebayan in Dubai
post jp umas
>>567575216
>>567575216that's not how body freckles work, she should have on her face, shoulders, and cleavagehere it looks like she has measles
>>567574812Cafe LoveTachy Hate
Got 2nd place because I didn't bother to grind out Medium S. Would have won otherwise. MANT has ironically reduced the quality of my aces with its soul crushing 1 hour runs.
Think I'm done with fronts even though a lot of the umas I like are fronts. Spent 2 weeks failing to get a perfect front and then struggled to get 3 wins for finals. Built a last minute Oguri and she just won me the cm. Shit just isn't worth it.With that said is the summer maru support only worth pulling for fronts?
Tachyon rabu
rate cm13
>>567575121
I won taurus1 with oguri cap as in peak I won taurus2 with oguri cap as in peak (christmas)I love this gameI love oguri She's now a taurus star champion, I hope I can repeat the other cms as well
>>567574812Thighjob. NOW
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>567575392Your xmas oguri + 2 debuffers bwo?
>>567574941Sweepy is asking for it.
my only accel that fired off was red shift and i took second to If Losing Win Pulsei don't feel so good...
>>567575490please give your honest opinion on Still's soft tushy
>>567575547
Oguri should be the face of the game not spechud
>V spamming
>>567575271 I don't know what I love more, Stego giggles or Stego boisterous laughter.
If there is going to be a new face of the game, it is gonna be Forever Young.
>>5675754546/10I did not try at all for this CM but still managed to get group a 2ndI'll get my Gemini plat this time
>>567575414Rickey and her posters should date me
>>567575735>Maternal and Child Health Handbook
>>567575828
cm14 status
>>567575828Stego doesn't need to be so cute wtf.
never been blueballed this badly. both ntr and kita just nowhere. Couldve been a solid ace, ton of midrace..
CM14 (Taurus Cup) poalhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
>>567575454XOguri too good.Too bad I can't use her for cm14.
>>567575828She looks like the kind of person who'd laugh at you if you tripped, instead of helping you up
>>567575372
gwos i'm thinking of using SSR falco just so i don't have to gamble on getting DD+PP every run
>>567576012Yes she does.>>567576186She would probably laugh first, but she would definitely help you up after.
>>567575216Do you mean umas who are Japanese or umas who are only out in JP
>>567575629I really need to dry hump it.
>>567575454oshi/10
>>567575638erotic, I want to pinch this part
>>567576330Did you win
>>567576284It's a joke because the retarded faggot last thread told a dude posting (base) Fujin to go to /umajp/. Just post whatever you want man.
>>567575950I got raped the entire time and got 3rd B finals/10
>>567575271Truly sad I'll never be able to hear soundposts again
>>567576263what are your current parents
fishe
>170/500 yesterday>suddenlyoh wowsomeone's salty about Finals
>>567576351
>>567576446
>>567576392yea, easily my sweetest plat (unfortunately bancho whiffed recoveries badly in previous finals)
>>567575121>>567575468Creek is truly the best. Now if only she knocked it off with that goo goo babies shit
>>567576514fusu time
>>567576518I've reinstalled the sounds player, changed the line of code in 4chanX and even reset my settings but there is still no sound
>>567576561>>567576514
>>567576518I would love to eat Ramen with Stego.
>>567576543Cool!
>>567576561not an usual fusu anon but she and the other fusus are cute>>567576687there we go
>>567576351>>567576514>>567576561>>567576687>>567576728*sprays water*
Fusus are ugly and need to be put down
i'm calling PETA on fusus
Time to stab myself
>>567576552Are you gay? That's the best part.
>>567576792
>>567576561>Stillp fusuDANGER
>>567576872cheer up, next cm will go better
kingu? love
>>567575828Both
>>567576381
Who joins Chiyono and SMaru as my 3rd for CM14?
why are people still pretending they like stay goldshe's been out for five months and isn't fotm anymore move the fuck on
>>567575454Ayababy locked in for a lot of my CM, sometimes being bored to give my Spechud or Oguri a win. Never would have had a chance for star platinum since I was a shitter for Taurus I and I wouldn't get my first plat until Virgo. Got a while to go to attempt star titles, but I feel vindicated in this journey. However, too many boring lobbies, so 6/10.>>567575950I have one (1) cope Pasa parent to attempt to loop, I have a long way to go for at least a week.
>>567577239Special Needs
>>567576587Does the "Sounds" option top right of the page show up, next do the setting button for X/XT?If not, then there is your answer why it doesn't work, the player is bork or your browser is being a bitch, not loading it currently. Likely a mix of both as it has been working on and off for me, so I need to spam F5 to get it working, or hope on luck. Using XT instead is arguably the easier method, as that always works, but also a bit differently.
>>567577239Special Week
>>567577335Oguri?
>>567577106Isn't it mile? There is a 0% chance I win anything mile
TaishinSmaruVbourbon Rate my cm14 team
So now that the dust has settledIt is time to admit LongKINO is the only fun CM
>>567576495>try it myself>I have absolutely abysmal winratenow I see why
>>567577610>kitasan wins lol>spurt wins lolNice game, retards
>>567576875Sorry dude but I don't wanna hold a fucking rattle while sucking on a binky. I have my limits
>>567576260>lost to a medium A Vbourbon with not even 950 witwas /uma/ lying about distance S being mandatory?
>>567577519all my plats have been in miles and i don't consider myself a good trainer, that's where the actual gamble starts, but from what uma is saying taishin may dominate it, i'm still going with the usual 3 paces and let it ride
>>567577610>longslopretard
>>567577870Have you tried it?
>>567577729Taiki boobs
>>567577610I like all CMs except the ones where I get really fucked by RNG. I can handle Long CMs now because I have Creek, and I had my best-ever performance with Capricorn, the sprint CM (got 3rd in Group A, tho), so the only CM I hated was the dirt mile, didn't even make Group A because of PDM shit. I'll probably get into A finals next CM. Tabun.......
what whites do i try to get on kinglu for breeding for next cm. i want to do a 2x career but I'm too lazy to think about what to put
>>567577231cute
BEEG AMERICAN TIDDIES
>>567577993Love this American.
Well, my CM was a disaster but on the other hand, I got Wedding Curren Chan in my second 10-roll, so fair trade.
>>567577393Huh now that you mention it, there's no longer a sound option at all
What went right with Doto when her predecessors failed? Most shy anime girls with huge tits tend to have very sizeable groups of haters, but Doto ain't like that. Is it because her tits aren't flaunted at all?
I love American beauties
They had sex in the dorms
>>567578478Surely the diet can’t be this different between american and japanese umas
>>567578651FATFUCKINGTHIGHTS
>>567577519Miles and sprint are even more of a gamble than mediums/longs. Everyone will be able to get nearly 1200 in speed/power/wit on top of hitting the stam requirements, so it's much more of a slot machine. With mediums/longs, you have to deal with some umas maybe being understammed and that fucking over your spurt rate, or dying if they get rushed and/or whiff recoveries. Last time we had a Mile CM, I got fucked so hard by PDM RNG I didn't even make it to Group A finals, my 3 pacers kept moving up too much and then they would commit suicide. It happened so often I thought I would lose my mind, felt very fucking unfair. I'm running triple fronts this time because FUCK YOU PDMFUCKYOU
>>567575454I will put even less effort than ever before in Group B/10
>>567578571it helps doto is cute
i couldn't be happier that stupid bitch oguri cap won't be anywhere to be found next cm
>>567578557Then there is your answer. No sound cuz script no workie workie.
>>567578571by being not that most of the time, :3 mode helps (also having context of being opera s punching bag)
>>567578796Then there's nothing to be done until someone puts out a proper fix for the sounds extension
>>567578761he looks so dumb and fluffy
>>567578571it helps doto is evil, and /uma/ is filled with evil dacchis
>>567577968....No
SAKURA CHIYONO OOOOO
>>567575454>golshi cmnothing fucking changed since july/10
>i couldn't be happier that stupid bitch oguri cap won't be anywhere to be found next cmnobody tell him
I think Orfevre should fear McQueen
>>567578854That thing has been abandoned forever ago, so you either fix things on your end, or change to XT, which is better anyway.
>>567578571>shy anime girls with huge titsOh no I tripped over and now my tits are all over Torena face>DotoOh no I tripped over and now Torena is fucking stabbed and killed. also isn't Fuku's sister dead?
>>567578869
You DON'T have any rights
AAAAAND THE WINNER OF TWO A RANK FINAL CMS IN A ROWA TEN THOUSAND PERSON BRACKETTHE ONETHE ONLYTHE HONEST PACE CHASER HERSELFOOOOGURI CAPPPPUUUUCLAP FOR ME IMMEDIATELY I DEMAND APPLAUSE
>>567579138>2domyou didn't win tard
>oguri[-]
>>567577915Having any plats makes you amazing. There is literally no chance I ever get any
>>567578926It's true thoughXOguri is shit next cmThe next one after that however...
>>567578971I guess I'll swap to XT then...
Ooooooooo this is iiiiitttttt
>>567579195I didn't win, I DOMINATED
>>567579138She isn't on your team, but she does it from afar.
Dober?
Yeah anons I'm sure xoguri is LE BAD this time because it's mile
>>567578915wtf @MihonoBourbon is this true
>check my rank>someone I beat got Star Platinum tooaw that's niceyou go, kid
>>567577610Med=Mile>Long>Dirt>>>Sprint
>>567577610longslop fucking sucks and I won the recent long CMfuck you
wtf i dont have a single cute doto image
>>567579534No one does
>>567579260Install XT, leave X in tact, save settings in X using the funny button, deactivate X, activate XT, import setting them into XT, activate sound function, see how you like thingsnot that difficult obviously. just keep in mind that the code change is needed for XT as well, if not more when you're going in fresh, it's been a while.
>>567579534
>>567579106
>>567577915>taishinshe really f'n sucked in w/e the last long was called. She was also super hyped in a earlier mile cm and was a total no show. Personally debating TamEnd+Nishi+WFM, tho kinda want to run chiyo but nishi/FM are only viable paces because of their uniques
>>567579106I desperately need that
>>567579640Well the sounds seem to be playing just fine when I expand the images on XT
Frontniggers really hating on XOguri huhCan't wait for CM15
>>567579402obuhi cap (forma hannukah) is only good on tracks where triple 7s is functional, she needs that shit more than ends need spurtshe does nothing on gemini's track because that isn't the case
>>567579716lust provoking image
trainer rights end where their uma's feelings (love) begin ie they can be locked up in a basement for safe keeping
>>567578489I got FMW in 50, but they might get my other rolls for taiki now.. such a great outfit
Danchou here, disbanding the club
>>567579743That's the intended purpose, form what I figured. Not being able to hover play-sound is aids in my book, but it's better than no sound at all.
>>567579534I have monopoly over doto pic marketif I want doto to be evil she WILL be evil
>>567578709Japanese umas are just getting mogged...
>>567579806
I don't need human rights I just need gentle nonstop umapyoi
>>567579402How? Did you gamble with Hydrate-likes?No way you won with Moxie.
>>5675754549/10, my hybrid doms pushed really hard early trying to get the win for themselves in finals so i didnt have any debuffs to support my tama(who won anyway)
>>567579841...
>>567579930cute
>>567578709I dunno man, you look at this and tell me
Bros how the FUCK do I make a Runaway Suzuka for Open League CM14Getting 900 Stamina without weights seems difficult
>>567578651i was about to save this, but then those thighs pass thunder into grotesque
everyone in my Top100 got their * Taurus title upgradeexcept one guy from PETA club lol
>>567579939
>>567580103
gently cupping her ears
shichi is simply the most fuckable
http://poal.me/x622bn
>>567580267flat......
>>567580135god I wanna fuck her so bad>>567580103god I wanna spend money on her and family so bad
>>567579236don't sweat it bwo, i'm sure eventually you'll get one, but they're just a title, what matters is that you have fun
>>567580405Can you survive the WILD JOKER?
>>567580238Nice
>>567576495>decide to check my countlolI wish you could know who uses your umas for practice
>>567580443How am I supposed to have fun if I lose?
>>567570831where did ticket's trainer go?
>>567580405i wanna fuck finemo posters
Kneel.
>>567575216Ines is already in Global
Well the CM went pretty well so I think that's a good point to quit. I've been playing since the start and I had a lot of fun with this game, largely due to these /uma/ threads, but I don't have the time to play any more. Thanks everyone for the good times and good luck with your future CMs/pulls!I won't be needing my reaction image folder any more: https://litter.catbox.moe/7o3ds4ohf1v8dbyr.zip
>>567580476I can tank a fake schizo/weirdo burger
>>567579534neither do I. Dotoposters are vile
>>567580602do a flip
>>567580602I'll miss you anon, grats on the win :(
>>567580602Please be V
>>567579236Only whale niggers have plats>b-butNOI have gotten to Graded A Finals 12 times and have received zero platinum titlesThe game is RIGGEDThe more money you spend the easier lobbies you getThat is the truthI DESERVE a Platinum title and I do not have oneThat is the only logical explanation RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED
>>567580602IT'S ALL DOLPHIN PORN DonT DOWNLAOD
>>567580602>dolphin porn
>>567580602Sad to see you go, fren
>>567580524Nature
>>567580589oguriniggers have been powergaming and entitled first class citizens since day one of releasethe day of the rope (evo skills) will come
>>567580340literally made for a professional platonic relationshipt. Shichitore
>>567580602
>>567580589>1020x570>file.png (copy pasted)Kneel.>>567580602What he didn't mention is the fact that he will continue playing using the phone client, or using a bot on said phone client. Checkmate.
LE LONE WOLF>is a horse
>>567575420
>>567580572but you promised you won't sex us anymore
>>567578443What the hell is Seiun Sky talking about?
>>567580732V plays both clients he is never leaving this basement because he is addicted
>>567580476>>567580659
>>567580602give me your trainer ID/account so I can use it instead of mine, then
>>567580878that is just one of the anons i still need sex
>>567580602Damn, that dolphin is kinda lewd
>>567580602its okay guys, I checked it. its not dolphin porn. its c
>>567580885love triangle
>>567579682You get what you ask
>>567580602Weak.
>>567580924The American Flag works so great as a bikini
>>567575929
>>567580749>>567580754>>567580936>>567580942I always forget to add the god damn dolphin porn. Enjoy the dolphin... my final message.
>>567580602dox yourself before you go bwo>>567580978
>>567580924>>567581003>>567580924
>>567579671don't remember who beat my ass on long but i didn't see taishin that much, i think the thing is that if an uma is strong it may also depend how much people rolled for said uma, in the case of her i haven't been spooked by her but somehow got spooked by christmas ogurifor this cm i'm going daisca, nishino flower and the third is currently unknown, maybe doto for fun>>567580536can't say really, i started uma because i liked the gameplay and the characters but i've never been a fan of pvp in gachas as they feel very unbalanced, i can't say get over it either because it's completely fair to feel frustrated when you lose, i got 2nd today and can't say i'm completely unfazed, but i moved on because for me cm is more the rewards than the resulti will say i really hope you get your plat soon
>>567580913>both clientsLAMO!!
>>567580950Who else is trying to fuck Halo's trainer?
>>567580982Giving up your human rights to experience being loved is worth it.
>>567580978suck
quiting halfway through MANT is like quitting a run just because you didn't get distance S on the second inspo, just finish the run at that point
>>567579236don't give up anon, my first-ever plat was Aries, 12 CM's deep
>>567581003
>>567580734>Only whale niggers have platsis finemo+kita whale?
>>567580978
>>567581079Correct
>LMAO!!!die tranny
>>567580997Yuck, what an ugly bitch
>>567581003If the Mejiros don't want her, can I have her?
>>567579806I lowkey want a Rice in heat forcing herself onto me
Alright Anon it would seem like you didn't perform as well as you hoped last CM what steps will you take to improve?
>LAMO!!ESL browns are here
sex with the Master
>>567580734>Only whale niggers have platsPure F2P here, skipped Fine Motion, 0LB Creek, 0 copies of Top Road/Fuku/SSR Riko. Currently on 9 plats.
>>567581215Ahh Mac-chan so cute
>>567580924>never be in the gamewhat a fucking waste of design
>>567581198>red desire>blue dress
>>567581003I'm pretty sure that the American Flag Bikini has its very own category and tag with how prominent it is in art.Guess the Nips appreciate the aesthetic and beauty with how well the flag fits on bikinis as much as we Americans do.
>>567580567Just sickhttps://mangadex.org/chapter/b650aa2a-96eb-4ea0-bda4-a248dd91f5ff
>>567580982I am into that. Also this >>567581079I'll forfeit my human rights to a refined ojou-sama
>>567581215I think the biggest possible downside to 3D is that you could give up your human rights and never experience being loved eitherThere is no winning outside of 2D
>>567578571textbooks would be heavier than an alarm clock...
CM14157671281576712815767128
hey
>>567581220>Who are you?
>>567581216>>567581252Stealing twitter screenshots will never make you a JP player, V
>>567581220If you're gonna bully Orfevre then use Venus
>>567579265It wasn't IT but it'll do for now
>>567581141I know you are hiding an MLB Fuku & Curren SSRPOST THE REAL IMAGEI won't be fooledI won't POST IT
Mambo
does digitals animation imply that the cards are like real baseball trading cards in universe?
>>567581220no one cares about your jobber ass, Shion
>>567559101>Trained during Round 2 Day 2>Loses all 20 Day 2 races, goes to the final anyway>Slaps Golshi's ass>Wins Plat>Refuses to elaborate
Sadness
>>567580982I need a part 2 where (you) placed your cuffed arms over her so she too can't move
>>567581031
>>567580878I am sexing Fine Motion and FineMoposters every night now that I have the wedding altI just do not need to post about demanding it. It is simply a fact, like the sun rising and setting.
>>567581392Ines Fujin
>>567580734umamusume finals... are luck gameas a f2pchud myself i only have one plat and it was from gambaing with the biggest grass highroll of my life back in scorpioevery single other cm including this one i've only gotten A Finals 2nd or 3rd
This is a McQueen thread
>>567581429okay fuku was decently popular but no one rolled for curen man
>>567581037Bye, dork.
>>567580103holy cute
>>567581525That's exactly why a whale would have oneGreasy fat ROTUND son of bitches...
desu wa
>>567581620MejiWHORES
>they care for some literal who that wont expose his name leaving
is tamamo good in the mile CM?
>>567581620MejiWIFES
>>567581620Literally every Mejiro is sex incarnate
Hoard status?
Lovey dovey sex on the couch with Palmer
CM finals makes me sad because you can see both sadness and joy
>>567581656i rolled for mlb curren on an anon's suggestion because i don't have finemoshe is the only mlb gacha card i haveshe's actually pretty good
>>567581717Second best End after Taishin
>>567581717I think so
>>567581742you honestly dont believe that
>>567581742Palmer
I want to slap the idiot who said it felt better to get 3rd than it felt to get 2nd.
Okay, this is a jiggie.https://jiggie.fun/_A4KU0https://jiggie.fun/_A4KU0
Goodbye, sweet bond up event. Thank you, Gold Week. Fenomeno and Lala will surely be the next two to get their casuals.
>>567581712You are my friend AAA ANO HI NO YUME
>>567581662images i can smell
>MANT takes anotherthe chiyonotes have been updated
>>567581823the pool NOW
>>567581809Thank you anon for agreeing
>>567581858
>>567581837Well 3 is larger than 2 so 3rd must be better than 2rd
>>567581854
>>567581290
>>567581891Chiyonotes is a stupid name
>>567581620sexy racewear is better
>>567581620Pass, Smash, Pass, Smash
>>567581383Results.My endchuds got trapped behind Taiki's ass... Let's try that again.152782641527826415278264
>>567581823
>>567581919I take it back. See you next CM.
>>567581742>bright>palmer I disagree
>>567581315oh good, I thought this would be worse
>>567581968Pass on all three
>>567582040I doubt we will, as I'm a OpenChad.
>>567579402Which recoveries are you using for Miles then anon?
>>567582007MCQUEEN PLEASE RUN THIS IS THE 6TH HOPEFUL STAKES THAT YOU ARE DISTRACTED
>>567581949Mackie!!!
>>567582125Super Duper Climax can carryover
My platinum winners are now:Gold ShipKing HaloKitasan BlackxOguri Cap
Mejiro MyQueen
>>567582056Noooo...... delete this....
>>567582202You didn't win the gameYou won the gameYou didn't win the gameYou didn't win the game
OpenShitters have to call themselves "OpenChads" to cope
>>567582117
>>567582114
>>567582105a cute
brocks ur umapath
i got my wives, what now?
>>567582257Cute-asan Black is as honest as they get
>>567582285
>>567582002mirako rapemirako impregnation
>>567582330Smash, Smash
>>567582302You and I are not the same.>567582285You Vtards will call yourself "chads" and others "cucks" willy nilly as you see fit as well.
>>567581620>>567581968>>567582330
>>567581996Results.>regular Nige PaamaHoly based, last one.282501262825012628250126
>>567582403...and this?
mejiro mcdonalds
>>567582339Give them 50m fans
>>567582481>S+ brian beats the fuck out of an S++ tamabaaaaaaaaaased
>>567582114You only say this because you associate them with V kek
>>567582339die
>>567582496
>>567582526People were not joking about miles being rng casino
>>567582495Smash, Pass
describe this uma
I'm also done with this yuribait slop of a gamePeace faggots
>>567582818Good, kys
i like yuri
>>567582628we saw this in Aquarius already. The stat differences aren't much different when everyone is only training 3 stats, so it's just skillshitting and playing the slot machine. With longer mediums and Longs you might flirt with being understammed to jack in the extra power or wit, but in sprints/miles that's not really a factor.
>>567582796Micheal Jackson fr
I was going to consider quitting. But Golshi clutched up at the end,
>>567582796pretty cute i guess
>>567582339have sex with men and ingest semen
>>567582853These outfits are terrible because none of them have any bush peaking out from the thong
>>567575216my crippled wife!
>>567582910That's why gutsmaxxing is a thing so you have 4 stats trained
>>567582918Woops.
>>567582946Holy based...if only...
>start a run>late surger>first g1>waste all my clocks>1st>hopeful>3rdi hate mant i hate mant i hate mant
>>567582526>>567582918Also helps that my Brian I think is pretty well built and kinda high rolled for the cards I have.I enjoy mile CMs the most I think. They aren't as random as sprints but they aren't as decided at matchmaking as longs or mediums. It helps the F2Ps that know what they are doing a lot
>>567582918This is the 3rd dox I suffer in a month. I don't mind, but did I do something or what? I'm curious now
>>567582936removing the maskfondling her earslifting her bangs and smooching her forheadmaybe even in this order
>>567582936
>>567582542Who the hell is V? I just look at them to decide if I find them hot or not.>>567582853Smash>>567583018Pass
Michael Jackson is not real
>>567583049nishino pedos are on the list
>>567582946>curren chan with a cute grey bush peeking out
>>567583049You're just unlucky bwo, computers are hard
>ttfwI found my /uma/rival in the wild
>>567582942mine, right?
>>567583112
>>567583154The correct term is "lolicon". Do you homework, youngster>>567583195I guess so. Thanks for hosting btw
>>567583049you make good umas anondon't worry about it
>be F2P torena (forma umaroller)>S+ aces, SS highroll (and the equivalent shitter ranks in URA and MANT)>at least 6 miss victorias by this pointheh, nothing personal metafags
>>567583049You're not being gangstalked and you should stop being so paranoid anon. Did you check your mail today? haha
Damn purple bastards
>>567583271your semen. his semen. all semen
>>567583263
Finally got both mile S and full of vigor yet I'm not capping speed at this point, FUCK. Thoughts on dropping arima kinen for this training+weights?
>>567582796Begone ye succubus, shallnt get tickets and carats.I'll pick the wedding versions when legend races are out
>>567582936why is she like this? I only had my sex png's to censor her, pls gimme a sobbing uma png to use instead
>>567583365you forgot your 'my favorite umas are gold ship and oguri cap btw'
>>567583365In this scenario being a no lifer is a much bigger advantage than being a buhi.
>he's going to use taiki next cm
>>567583476what's the wit training like? with that you can cap speed if you're using 2 speed cards
My oshis for the next Month? hmmmmmm VBourbon, SMaru and Taiki Shuttle!
>>567583535NahTaishin, Tamamo, and Smart Falcon
>>567583456Hmmmm.Nah
>>567583535I'm going to use Taiki because she was the horse I used my 3* selector ticket on when I started.I'm going to use Mayano Top Gun because she clenched the Gemini platinum title for me in CM2.And I'm going to use Cheer Halo because King Halo is my wife.
>>567583509nay, it's actually bourbon and maruzenskyand they say f2p front running doesn't work heh
>>567583476>that staminaliterally howyou'll cap spd just fine if you press it every remaining turn alongside the finale bonuses but what the fuck is that staminai didn't even know that was possible
>>567583535I don't have much else to use plus she got me a victory in the first Mile CM so yeah I'm gonna use her
>>567583535Im going to ride and die with Sky Taiki Flower trio, dont give a shit if I go group A or B. Its just too cute not to do so
>>567583583I'm running guts build so only 1 spd card.
>>567583535>he's going to use taiki next cmSure amI may even have her race in the next CM while im at it
>>567583485>I'll pick the wedding versions when legend races are outYou can do that?
>>567582910>just skillshitting and playing the slot machineAnother part of that slot machine is hoping you don't PDM to the point your uma decides to die for that race. Some miles and especially Capricorn were really guilty of that, I still enjoyed more than half of the Capricorn races, but seeing your uma punish herself for legitimately being too good too early can take the wind out of you.
>>567583263what is wrong with you people?
>>567583681>honest OG bourbonYou get the pass.
>>567583792wrongit's vb in the OG bourbon outfitand OG maru in the swimsuit
>>567580135
>>567583535she IS the mightiest miler for reason...
>>567583768I hope someone updates the JP chart with current and upcoming releases
>>567541997>>567542180Group B but the blessing held.
>>567583683lot of people just fall into stam from the race rewards but you can low roll it and never hit stam
>>567583729Then megaphone+ankle that speed training and highroll the last 3 turns, you better have coins for the last shop.
CM14 room373743973737439737374397
>>567580602Don't ragequit just launch the game daily and see how long can you last until dancho kicks you
Why are Urara's thighs so thick?
>>567583535I wish I had Taiki. I'm thinking about ditching my 1 new uma every CM rule and doing S Maru, Daiwa, Taishin.
>>567583729You're getting 70 from climax plus training take the Arima
>>567583865no...
>>567583535I'm saving her for Leo II, but this is not out of the question if I can't get good front parents going by the end of this week.
>>567583852I guess this is a case of "You didn't win"
>>567584086tell that to my 5 plats you EVIL doto nigga
GOD, I wish Brian was real because I'd let her rape the semen out of me.
>>567583535nah I'm gonna use my oshis: VBobo, SMaru and Taishin!
>>567583535Taiki is shit next CM though, she's an oshi pick (as in auto lose)
Which uniques are good for LS i'm trying to train Kawakami for the next cm
>>567583535I am using Vodka, Grass, and Wedding FineMo
>>567584016her body yearns to become a broodmare
>>567584213
>>567584213Brian doesn't look like she rapes
I went 1/15 in round 1 and 1/5 in round 2
>>567583535No, I am using Summer Hag, Chocolate Gundam, and Fishercunt
>>567584258If you believe I'd say Budding & Pulse maybe shadow break since your late shouldn't be below 5th but most going to say pump and cheer king halo
>>567583970one more room682034896820348968203489
>>567583870Let's be honest here, global will die before we even reach that point
Oh... Taishin... I'm gonna cum between Tickezo's tickets....
>>567584296That's how she gets you
>>567583535But I used Taiki this CM
>>567583870>>567583768>>567583485>implying new legend races matter when people will be farming these two all the way to 2030
>>567584363>/748
>>567584762564
>>567584363a win is a win
>>567584481one last room from me175409251754092517540925A late start maru and having two fronts duke it out to side by side instead of pushing forward the worst situation.
>>567584363you can go lower by skipping round 1 completely
>two Xoguris>IN>B>FINALS
>>567584618How!? Post Pasa.
Reminder that he Japanese Derby is won by the luckiest horse~
>>567584897Unironically doing this next time
>>567584928my Oguri is very lucky!
>>567575454This CM is inspired me to try even less next CM/10
>>567584363Next step is to get the Shiraoki-sama streak. 3-win ticket in Round 1, 3-win ticket in Round 2, then win the finals
rice belly
>>567583476How many speed weights and megaphones do you have?You can still cap speed without taking that training. You get like +80 from the final races and events. And you get +15 to 3 random stats from wining that race and getting the epithet.The highroll choice is to race, but if you want to play it safe, taking that training is fine.
>>567584907Wow, its almost like the deciding factor isn't what umas you use but how good you are at making them or something.
>shed my lazy CM team into TT (1 singular uma)>back into retention range againit's really that simple
>4 end Digitan runs>no spurt and somehow no speed cap in all 4 this game stinks
>>567585324It's also how good your umas are for the rating, too. Since finals is just 3 torenas and they try to match similar powerlevels, it means that the more "unassuming" your uma is, the more likely it is for it to win for real
brown
>>567583476Managed to cap speed but sadly didn't get both curvature, uma stan and 1k wit. Still better than my UG one right?>>567585216I had two weights and 2 lvl 2 megaphones at the time and I only got 1 spd rainbow during finals. I wouldn't have capped spd if I raced instead.
Is it true that next CM is a guts CMI don't have any guts cards
>>567584885Final roomThanks for joining, especially to the new faces. And thats the fastest taishin I've seen with FCM, LH and SR.
i love my brown wife pure amazonium she is the only one that gives me Mile S everyone else is a WHORE
>>567585491Thanks for hosting
>>567585468
>>567585523>rainy days>corner recoveryhuh?
>>567584912>Post Pasa
>>567583770I must have gotten lucky in Capricorn, I curbstomped those races. Aquarius, though? I got raped. Seeing my Taiki and Pasa shooting up to the front and then drop down to 6th almost every single time is the single most infuriating thing I've experienced in Umamusume. I didn't even qualify for A finals, got 3rd in B finals. Very angry toreina that day
>>567585491Thanks for hosting. Wish I could have gotten more power on my Taishin tho.
>>567585617corner to win tenno sho with only 300 stamina and rainy days i just had 50 leftover sp, bamboo agemasen'd me
>>567584907just crankin the hog
What's the next good banner to roll in? Should i flush in current banner?
Did any dacchis vs another /uma/bwo in the finals?
>>567585484https://poal.me/uhtk9khttps://poal.me/uhtk9khttps://poal.me/uhtk9k
danchooo cup...
I wanted VBobo to win, but a win is a win.
>>567585770I went up against an /uma/club anon and he got 3rd
>>567585979THREE HATS
>>567586024erm i wonder if that is me... i can't done my cm yet...
>>567585484You can still do speed wit it's just guts is good since you don't need stam, duel chances and good mile skills on some of the better guts cards
there are too many posts discussing the game and not enough porn
>>5675854841200/600/1200/600/1100
next CM will be better
>>567586238stretch goal 900 guts but not necessary.
I will masturbate to any uma below with post number 8
>>567586542
>>567586109esl /uma/non...
>>567586587a FUNNY reference
I hate Rice posters the most fucking retards are so unfunny
Dig here, Windy!*unzips 3rd*
>>567585450I still think finals are random.There was about a 15% difference between my winrate and the 2 people I was matched with.IDK what you mean by "unassuming" I highly doubt they factor in whether you are using a meta uma or not.
>saved finals opponents to test lobby>i win consistentlyI'm sad
I love Rice posters the most
I am indifferent to Riceposters
>>567586763you simply weren't lucky enough for the derby
Did he lose (again)?
>>567586690
>>567586763reminder that debuff friendly fire is enabled in practice room
>>567586542Mejiro Ryan.
>>567585484Just Haru Urara is enough. It has less highroll potential than a deck with more guts cards, but its more consistent.
>>567586587sex
>>567586882but this is team
>>567586907No one asked dumb avian, it's a soulful zero debuff lobby
>>567586617i'm working on a project rn and was too lazy to proof read my sentence...
>>567586763>win finals>check partner history of my aces>guy who lost is spamming practice matches
mejirope
>>567586686I don't know if that's how bread is eaten...
>Still no 8 I will eat breakfast then
I think i've possibly fallen for palmerganda
>>567586693Finals are definitely not random, but how much variance they allow I guess we don't knowI haven't seen a strong lobby in like, half a dozen CMs since I'm a shitter myself. I always land between 5-7k in terms of final rankings. My S+ umas have never seen UG umas in finals, among other things
Now's our chance! Hit the image limit!
>>567587031All My Soul is a debuff
>>567587097kek I didn't know you can check those
>>567585727It probably happened during Virgo but I was too scrub to know how racing mechanics worked at that point. But I was running an oshi team on Capricorn with "Princess Queen King" also referred to as "The Big Smarts" and knowing Hayahide needs to be 4th or above for the first half of the race made me look closer to see how umas changed around position in midrace. And I saw Hayahide dip to 5th or below in something like 15 races. She won the finals after risking herself to PDM but then thankfully didn't, so I can overlook it but still think about that annoying mechanic in shorter races.
>>567587320PALSMOOOOOOOOOCH
>>567587481need more burger umas
>>567586989My two adorable daughters
>>567587514I like the Kasamatsu Ondo the most
Aiming for 8 post to give Laisu poster fap material.
>>567587352Shart Falco looks weird angry
Image limit is very close
>>567587320>roll single tickets for Palmer>see rainbow gate>it's ArdanDid I get marked?
>>567587787how about you roll a 6 to fap to Helios
>>567587830its coming aaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>567587138>>567587808Now post the lewdest picture of these
>>567587897certain umas have suspiciously high spook rate for meit's curren, taiki, and bouno
falco has never sharted herself in her life
>>567586024Ug Brian?
I'm fucking done with the late meme until these shitters are definitively good like they supposedly are on JP now, fucking miserable to train and worthless coin flips in races
>>567587902It has to be a full 67, I can't count it otherwise. Unless I luck out with this post
>>567588000nyo he had xobuhi and goldshit
>>567588142>spoilerdeserved kek
What the hell, sure
>Have to goon to Shakur
>>567588213umagrok is this real
>>567588068>>567588223Nothing wrong with that
>>567588068>>567586542Anon pls post a video as proof
>>567588049My lates completely failed me in the finals, not a single late has ever won me a Finals.
>>567588223You have an impossible task ahead of you. Good luck.
>May 2026>still no word of a Cingray season 2
>>567588339Super Creek is a pace chaser!
>>567588261Nyes
>>567588213>Temu ObeliskRed Desire is a Sliferchad
>>567588068Shakur would be hot if it weren't for her giant exposed forehead
>>567588339Fuck em, if I run Halo she's mutating to End
>>567588339
>>567588567rude...
>>567587138
i wanna fugg the umabot
>>567588572Purse sexo, my orphan wife and I will raise a family
>>567588223Enjoy it
>lost to this?????????????????????????????????????Post THAT imageI can't take this game seriously after this
Grrrr
>>567588572Why she angy?
Which style has gotten you the highest winrate for those that have multiple plats?
>>567588836on the house
>>567588857Probably got home late or something...
>>567588836>Med S>Max Speed>Enough power and witSHIP IT
>>567588836HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>567588836>the raped
>>567588836THE RAPED
>>567588836Signature look of superiority...
>>567587514>>567587626
>>567588836LUCK IS A SKILL BABYYYYYYY
>>567588836
>>567588852>>567588871I need dober to squeeze my head between her soft, squishy thighs
>>567588836What about your aces?
>>567589048
>>567588836based honest winner
>>567588836first of all how big was operas horse cock?secondhow many debuffers were in the match?
>>5675889062 end plats2 late plats1 front plat2 pace platsHighest wr was late
>>567589062
>>567589214I did this.
>>567588836first of all, get fucked2nd of all, you guys take this game seriously?
>>567588906The meta style.
>>567588836>777 staminaShiraoki-sama laid his curse upon you. You never stood a chance.
>>567589374Only when it's my zodiac sign
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>>5675889061 pace plat2 late plat2 front plat
>>567589485>his
>>567589120
>>567588906pace
>Bobo and Vbobo enter late race with Vbobo being slightly ahead>Vbobo whiffs one of red shift or A&S>Bobo overtakes with uniqueHe must be seething
Honest umas?
>>567589485>_Nice filename gwo
>>567589635
>>567588906All 3 of my plats were won by different end closers.
anyone also using a 2 2 2 deck on taishin? this is the best run out of 5 borrows this shit is retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Rq_EhDFlM
>>567589696wtf
>>567589561perfect
>>5675889062 pace and 2 late surger
>>567589753Should be good, might want turf s tho
>>567589753>Keen EyeFUCK YOU
it's over
>>567589753>terrorist buildbased
I wonder what happens if I just don't watch my finals match....
rice's_bare__dripping_umanko.jpeg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvnX_5XjVMo
There were 5 UGs in my final including mine, next CM I'm throwing my games for an easier final fuck this
>>567590080umazing
Does FCM actually do anything for this track?
massive_goldship_futanari_horsecock.png
>>567586882>stealth meta seiun sky, debuffer and the flex to pretend he's waifufagginglmao
>>567590074You alter your results in your favor before the CM closes. You get your title and other rewards in the gift box the next day.anyway
Seiun Sky's itty bitty titties in my mouth
>>567590186Bro, it's just extra speed and pow over the cap. It's not rocket science.
>>567589753I tried. Got a UG2 Taishin.But is worse than my 3 spd 2 wit 1 guts Taishin.Can't post them cause image limit.
>>567590074Be sure and tell us if you go through with it.>>567590186It's probably still fine, but the extra speed is less impactful.
>eishin_flash_seiyuu.png
I'm going to goof off all over Doto.
Oh man I lost againI still have no plat
But why did you guys do it
>rice_tenno_sho.jpgmy HERO
>>567590447next time for sure
EISHIN FLASH'SFATSAGGYMILKERS
Huzzah! We hit the image limit!>stupid bird.png
>>5675889064 End2 Pace
>>567590405fuck I must be doing something wrong, all my other runs were S+ max
all of your jokes suck, they're reddit/yt comments tier "lets repeat the same thing haha lol" shit
>urara_umanko03.png
I love Rice
>>567590447how do people like this still playyou clearly have no luckthis is a luck based game
all of your jokes are based, they're not reddit/yt comments tier "lets repeat the same thing haha lol" kino
uh ohhh melty
>>567590447Same but I don't really care anymore at this point
umas with stinky hairy umankos?
V status?
Why or how the fuck are we at image limit? This isnt a /vm/a thread!
>>567590516My deck wasCB FMKita FukuMemory Urara
>>567590576>>567590576>>567590576
Having non-stop sex with Helios until morning, endlessly filling her umanko until she goes beyond nuts from the pleasure and making her a melted mess in your hands.
>>567590689nooooo THEY will get mad
>>567590074I've gone through 13 of these CMs and my heart slams through my chest in every. single. final.I will never get used to this feeling, ever. It's been almost a yearumamusume.jpg
>>567590703>endlessly filling her umanko until she goes beyond nuts from the pleasure and making her a melted mess in YOUR handsYou mean mine?
>>567590447CBbro…
Mejiro Palma? More like she gives me rosie palmas.
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matikane_farm_nudist_wing_volleyball_tournament.heif
suzukas_flat_washboard_chest.jiff