Nothing Happened Again EditionPrevious:>>567501321>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Exo Experts https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK10IoDsiZ0Apr 28 Patch Notes 6.2.2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HthrWVH5U Apr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VE >LATEST PATCHESMay 19 Wwise audio fixApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650
IT'S 10 O'CLOCK, DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR PILESTADT IS?
>>567581036
>>567581285It's 5am in swigger land. He is probably in bar right now
Kill orbital napalm niggers, crush orbital napalm niggers with a Bastion tank, launch an orbital napalm nigger into space with a Breakthrough mech slam, gas an orbital napalm nigger, execute an orbital napalm nigger with a senator, crossbow an orbital napalm nigger as he exits his reinforcement pod, report the orbital napalm nigger to the democracy officer, NTR Seaf-chan and Eagle 1 from the orbital napalm nigger, sparta kick an orbital napalm nigger into a bug hole, run 4 mine stratagems in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop the SSD into a volcano in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, drop resupplies in pointless spots in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, gaslight the orbital napalm nigger into taking shit weapons, exclusively rundive without doing objectives in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, tell an orbital napalm nigger to LTD, throw sentries behind an orbital napalm nigger, kick an orbital napalm nigger after he drops in to waste his time, make a reddit post about how orbital napalm is the best stratagem in the game so sweden nerfs it, let an orbital napalm nigger get mauled by heavy spam, reinforce an orbital napalm nigger away from his gear, spam the laugh emote next to an orbital napalm nigger, always let the pre mission pod timer go the entire 30 seconds in an orbital napalm nigger lobby, pretend to change gear in the armory to waste an orbital napalm niggers time, always bring the ugliest pod and vehicle skins to an orbital napalm nigger lobby, "accidentally" pop a tire in an orbital napalm nigger FRV, pray for the infinite loading glitch to happen in an orbital napalm nigger lobby.
>>567581285the big community post was supposedly his follow up after the AMA since he apparently gave input on it (did nothing in a zoom call100%)
>>567581491No. He is in Shanghai, China. Arrowhead's masters at Tencent, have requested his presence at a major summit in regards to the future of the game in China. According to Arrowhead, they view the China market as the "golden goose".
>>567579251fool, you forget the spear comes pre-loaded
>>567581720>implying anyone remembers anything about the spear
>>567581674So this basically means cheaters got away with it and will continue to get away with it.
>APC and Cultists are added>but only in chinese servers
>>567581674>oh not>we have killed our traditional market>let's flee to chink land
>>567581568What are your suggestions to stop this shit from being the number 1 stratagem for shitters?
sex with eagle 1
>>567581805I use the Spear on every bot mission I'm on so I can shoot down dropships for cinematic effect.
>>567582486Once or twice per mission or an extremely long cooldown.
I understand napalm barrage vs bugs, but I don't see why I'd bring it vs anything else.
So the swedes STILL haven't fixed the lumberer/flame sentry?
>>567583367It's still deleting most chaff in a drop for the duration of the stratagem which is probably the duration of the drop.
>>5675824861) Decrease the spread to ~25m from the current ~60m so you actually have to aim your throw2) Increase cooldown by ~90 seconds so it's not automatically up for every single breach/drop3) Possibly give it limited uses (4 or 5), but limited uses kinda feel like shit so I'm not really sure about this one
>>567583501No
>>567583598I just feel like for bots I'd rather throw strafing runs at individual pods of enemies that drop down, and vs squid drops it is more fun to use NEATS.
>>567583786Do we know what the deal is? Is the damage deadzone some swede jank to prevent the lumberer/flame sentry from killing themselves with the flame since they refuse to just make those two assets immune to flame?
>>567582486Every time it's called in whoever did it must watch me plap Toki to impregnation
bubble grenade or veto first?
>>567584196Bubble 100%
>>567584196bubble has so much more versatilityit's also free insurance against pubbers dropping 500kgs on your head
>>567584035Are you crazy about emotionless sex too?Helldivers 2
>>5675824863 uses per mission like the laser
>>567583941They moved the flamethrower stream hitbox forward to increase the range and then forgot that means anything closer has no hitbox now. Actual fucking clowns
>>567582486just have it end prematurely
Bugs>Bugssteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241290380983/76561197986229160>steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241290380983/76561197986229160
>>567582486Staple their butthole shut, ergo they will no longer be shitters.
>>567582486I shove it up your ass to see if you can get anymore butthurt
>>567583501>He thought we were joking about Swedes taking more vacations than actually working
>>5675849213/4>3/4
>>567585003>REINFORCING!
>>567584921FVLL>FVLL
>>567580927
>>567585865thanks for the loadout recommendation
>>567582486Make the spread significantly WIDER than the 380 and add an inherent angle bias so every 3rd shell, starting from the first, is directed at the player who activated it.
orbital precision strike just feels kind of pointlessif I need to kill a heavy I just throw an eat at it or instantly kill it with the eat launcherif I need to destroy a bug hole without using grenades I just throw or shoot an eat at itit's not a big enough area of effect for me to use it against chaffmaybe if it tracked heavy targets I might have a use case for it but then that invalidates the orbital rail cannon completely which is itself already fucking trash
>>567581568based
Sickle and trident should do fire damage like the other laser stuff
>>567585865No close quarters solutionSo it won't be boring for long
The Liberator is the most fun gun to hip fire
She was a Ultimatum Frags girlHe was a GP Dynamite boy
>>567588154I like to hip fire with the m90a
I bit the bullet and downgraded to windows 11
>got my plat>game is boring now
>>567588427sony should make a plat for killing yourself, snoys would vanish overnight
it runs best on linnux. same with darktide.
>>567588427What's a plat?
>>567590415when playstation players complete all the achievements for a game they are given the platinum trophy achievement for that game
>>567590843if the game had gigasovl that would have pierced the cremator pack and detonated it
>>567590937I'm kinda surprised AH didn't make it so our flamethrower packs can blow up if hit directly like the bot ones do.
>>567585865>>567587725yep, you will literally get cucked by 3 scavangers or those happy bouncy things and won't be able to defend yourself
>happy bouncy thingsmy little anon can't be this cute!
>>567590843>tfw you will never be used as a human fleshlight and then thrown away like discarded trash by an impalerwhy even live at this point
>>567591209ABRL does
>>567587416its pretty low cooldownits blast radius used to be better and it used to have a better niche. as it is now I kind of just whip it out as the almost-always-available-fuck-that-thing button
>>567591209They probably wanted too but couldnt figure out how to make it work
Today I played two whole missions in a row, that's double of what I've played last week
>>567591876>its blast radius used to be betterThat's not the problem with OPS. Back during the 60 day patch the swedes did that stupid thing where they try to balance a thing by fucking around with everything around the thing. Basically all of the heavies in the game received massive buffs to their HP but our anti-tank weapons received proportional buffs to damage. But for things like OPS and 500kg, the retard Alexus buffed the IMPACT DAMAGE of the shell/bomb physically striking things and left the explosions untouched. So now the explosive power of those reds is anemic but the impact damage is overkill. You don't hate Sweden enough.
>>567584342Bunny when?
>>567587416It's ok against vox engines since those fat fucks are big enough that it will probably actually score a direct hit and make use of its excessive direct hit damage.
Railcannon strike has too long of a cooldown for what it does compared to most insta kill items
>>567593095It's really only useful as a -1 BT stratagem. And others can do that more efficiently, but railcannon does it without you having to think about it beyond landing the stratagem near the target.
>>567593095It has a bit of a niche vs dragon roaches and maybe crack titans.
Why does it feel like OPS takes twice as long to call in as it used to years ago?it wasn't that hard to time it with chargers and such before but now it takes so long the RR fag across the map has time to take his buttplug out, take aim and kill whatever I'm waiting for to die to the OPS
>>567593095It need to have 2 uses before going to cooldown and even then it couldn't top the 500kg
>>567593403>Why does it feel like OPS takes twice as long to call in as it used to years ago?Because it does. And the super destroyer has to reposition on city maps before it decides to launch the orbital attack.
>>567593760now why would they change that? they straight up made it call in faster years ago because they wanted to make it the quick call in hit?
>>567585865I'm bored of Helldivers 2 no matter what I take.
>>567593760>>567593403Reminder that the introduction of city maps, and the change from the Super Destroyers being in the center of the map always to orbiting the outer edges, stealth nerfed the likes of your precision orbitals because it literally changed the angle of attack. They don't drop near-straight down anymore, they come in from a 45 degree angle.
>>567593863The why is always "because they are retarded." This should be obvious by now. It's been 3 fucking years of their balancing.
>>567594061Stealth buff to a very small minority of strats though, mostly orbital airburst since the beaten zone is now much wider.
-Reminder that after your ass got gaped with a senator, your entire discord of NEET losers spent hours going through my socials and the best "own" you could find was "you were in a foxhole clan 4 years ago".-Reminder that your little gay 11 month long cancelation crusade against me has completely failed. Nobody outside your troon circlejerk cares about this "beef" and I frequently join non trooncord lobbies and play with no issues.-Reminder that you feel very confident when you spam my name in these threads, but the moment your info gets posted you proceed to piss yourself and cry to the nearest janitor about "muh dox" and "muh harrasment". This is a great mirror for your behaviour in game where you think TKing for fun is le funny and epic as long as it's not being done to you. -Reminder that I have buck broken and spiritually raped you so hard that I would live in your head rent free until this kusoge goes EoS even if I completely stopped posting here. This is already confirmed by the fact that you think I'm like 10 different people at this point. -Reminder that you're so shit at the game that your axe wound gang had to take reinforcement boosters on Cyberstan. You also still can't drive after playing this game for over a year.-Reminder that you are an unironic brown, subhuman , low IQ shitskin and every insult you throw at me is projection at best.
>>567594406shitskin portuguese moment
>>567594521Gaped nigger lmao
>>567594061I saw some guy take orbital failburst tonight and splatter a bunch of teammates since that change in super destroyer configuration causes that POS to scatter like 60m in a random direction on a whim.
>>567594406Is this nigger really just sperging out at random every other thread or is this some copy pasta?I can genuinly can not tell if it's bait or not.
>>567594832Gaped nigger moment
>>567594832I don't know anon but I see this shit in every vg general I go to so I think the internet has just gotten sick
>this brown creature unironically go the archive, screencap 1+ year old posts about himself and chimp out unprovoked
>>567594964>unironically go the archiveYou okay, little bro? Are you hands still shaking?
>>567594832it's not bait, it's legit mental illness, this Gucci Slippers guy is still salty he got his butthole enlarged by everyone here by acting like a spastic nigger and deservedly so, treated like one
Rape tinskins
>gucci never pipe up in the handful of lobbies he could join because he got raped so hard he can barely speakbiblically accurate The Raped
>>567594832*spins wheel*Pale*spins wheel*Nigerian*spins wheel*Nicotine addict moment
Uh oh gaped nigger melty.
>>567595543The guy very quiet and shy the 2 times i have seen him.I think he even skipped the end of OP hugs.
>>567595543gucci once saved my lobby on d10 evac spore bugs after some anon crashed when we had 0 reinforcments in the middle of the mission and we all made it to extract eventually.he alright in my book.
>>567595869Shut up gucci
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241298140956/76561199016178993D10 Party Votes
>>5675960493/4
>>567595859Glad to see we've trained him well>>567595869sure thing, gucci
>>567595859>>567596149Very organic posts, sister.
Gucci the kind of guy whose microphone has fire alarm chirps every 30 seconds
>>567595859>skipped the end of OP hugsI make a mental note of the people that do this and instinctively don't trust them in future lobbies
>>567596049FVLL
Does dynamite stick to objects or not?
>>567596792No, why would it?It's Demo 40 with a giant blast radius and heavy pen. The timer also gives it an alt-niche for stealth diving.
>>567596885I am retarded, thought dynamite and C4 are the same.Thanks.
dupeGODS just can't stop winningthey also didn't fix the bot machinegun emplacement stratagem duplication bug yet
>>567582486It depends, are you a girl or a boy?
>>567591457>cuckedWhat's with this obsession with using cucked for everything? It's not just projection, is it?
Imagine spamming this general for almost a year with nothing to show for it. Imagine spam reporting my posts to the janny with nothing to show for it. The only thing left for you now is to hide behind filters. You lost. You fucked with the wrong bull, nigga. Your asshole got permanently redesigned in game and out of game.Are you frustrated, niglet? Seethe harder for me, lmfao.
oooo he's chimping out
>>567597269I mean, you are in a scenario which is happening due to your own bad choices and all you can do is just sit down and watch.
there they goat each other's throats again
>>567597647modders owe me skin-tight bonesnapper textures
>>567597647I am mentally envisioning your diver getting broodmother'd in a bug nest.
>>567597647Robutt would wear that outfit better, to be honest.
>>567597647>not clinician armortoothpastedivers owe me latex sex
>Late night people who even vote for the DSS kidnapped the DSS to Martale, even though we don't have the count to liberate the planet.lmao tards.
>>567597919clinician's gear looks too much like polyethylene foam to me to even consider wearing it
this is my favorite shotgun
>>567598212>trying this bait again
>>567598079I just like clinician's big unmodded ass and the bright white and for some reason incredibly bright red pouches let me be seen more easily on the battlefield.
its a shotgun because it shots bullets
>>567598474kill yourself
>>567598474i like bananas cuz they aint got no bones
>>567598474its called helldivers 2 because you are a helldiver and you dive too
>>567591814?????
Hey everyone!The talking terminid at the Bug Fest is SINGINGG!!!COME ON!!!!
>>567599005does it look female enough for me to want to fuck it?
>>567597034brb trying this with impacts
>>567599228let us know how it goes
sex with bots
>>567599439sex with abdodivers
>>567598653If a physical hit connects with an ABRL warhead tip in the backpack, it'll detonate
>>567599895let's see a video of that happening
>>567599895not even remotely true
>>567599895surely this would have happened to me atleast once within 20 hours of my teamkiller 9000 gameplay if it was real
>>567599929>>567599961>>567599979I've been slapped on the ass by a voteless several times, he managed to strike one of the rockets on the backpack, which exploded
>>567600201>I've been slapped on the ass several timesthis part's probably true, the rest is bullshit
>>567600201I've got more hours with the ABRL than your total playtime and I can tell you with full confidence that you're gay, retarded and wrong at the same time
There has GOT to be a mod that makes the stimpistol dart hitbox bigger, just like the korean fix for the eruptor reload fix.
>>567600201>I've been slapped on the ass by a voteless several timesyou fucking whorekicking you from my lobby
>>567600201dumb bimbo slut
Do you think a citizen kept a voteless as a sex slave like that guy in L4D2
god i wish I got slapped on the ass while playing
>>567600710retarded healslut poster
>>567600841Sorry I'm more of the long range fire support kind of leandiver that lays prone in a skintight bodysuit and snipes from afar
>>567600918built for surprise pussy/anal/asscheek licking by a terminid hunter
>>567600918surprise prone bone your effectiveness won't decrease you're not hitting shit anyway
Have you got your life figured out /hdg/? I'm turning 30 next week and all I do is watching youtube and waiting for lobbies
>>567601380turned 30 a few months ago.i got a very stable job, but all I do everyday is work, play helldivers 2, go to sleep, repeat.I guess I got it all figured out financially, I am just too jaded to even bother trying anything else anymore.Why bother, life is over.
>>567601380>government pays me to do nothing all days'alright.
>>567601380no, I still rely on me mum to do everything for me and i'm 28, it's over
>>567601380Just find a boring job and keep it up and ignore your coworkers Pick a member from RedLetterMedia and turn into one of them for a comfy life
>>567601067>>567601092why are you guys so horny...
>>567601795coomer brains overdosing on abdoslop
>>567601795Using my penis to vent about TADC leaksRaging on /co/ in silence
>>567601795>why are you guys so horny...>>567600710
I fucking love the Portable Hellbomb.
>>567602079>one big boom every 5 minutesidk man, seems kinda wasteful
>>567601795you are in horny degenerate general /hdg/ after all
>>567602079These two FUCK burlydivers
>>567602079You fuck and love hellbombs?
>>567602450my wife is on the leftyou can do whatever you want with the right one
>>567602450speaking of, where's the mod that turns all of the brawnydiver armor into even more muscled twig snapper and beast of prey variants.
>>567602673I clapped when Clayton lived
>>567585865there is nothing boring about the ultimatum.
>>567602673>>567602793>Heavy democracy protects with tyranny killer written on itSwedes would never, they hate being based.
>>567602673the best you can do is use the 200 armor rating michelin armor
>>567602821instead you'd get:>Red Herring: reloading grants heavy pen and bonus damage for a short duration>5% chance to take instant fatal damage from ALL sources
>>567602954>
I've been checking these threads less frequently since I've been playing less of the game but has Gucci brought up the leveler QoL mod unprompted for like the 10th time again?
>>567603000use the brawny bodytype atleast you skinny twink
>>567603000>>567603385
>still no 300 rating super heavy armor
>>567603729you need more???
>>567603907yes
>>567603968200 is plenty you ungrateful chud
>>567604063>no helmetstraight into trash it goes
>>567604121i'm not sure if helmet would've saved it
>>567600201>I've been slapped on the ass by a voteless several timesWell, what were you wearing?
>>567604149It would be still 12 seconds of my life wasted but atleast it wouldn't cringe.
>>567604273this
>>567604273
>>567604505dvckling
>>567604505didn't know pyrocynical played hd2
>>567604505
>>567604403is that a guy or a girl?
>>567604531he said he actually commissioned all of those super fat mods, whether that's true or not I don't know.
>>567597525that makes sense, but in all the years I've been here, those words weren't used that often. In fact, even before /hdg/ existed, back when everything related to helldivers 2 was on /coopg/, the words cuck or cucked weren't used as often as they are nowIt's like something happened over the last two years to cause this
>animetard>is tarded
>tourist>hates anime
game needs more centipedes
>open game>open thread>remember game is shit>close game>close thread
>>567601380this >>567601725 but 31
>>567604943the word cucked has been thrown around a lot longer than 2024it's just a funny word and concept
>>567604943"internet" culture got accelerated into the mainstream after all the corona bullshit.now even 9 year olds know what cucking or looksmaxing is
>>567605104based stalin
>>567601783>want to be a jay>am rich
>>567601380Same, except im 34. Midlife crisis soon. I wonder how I'm going to snap. Maybe I'll start going out and become the creepy old guy hitting on 20 year old girls at the bar.
>>567605104>come back from work>open game>open thread>post lobby link>get joined by fellow minded /hdg/ individuals who have enough braincells to not die every few minutes>complete all 3 missions in a D10 operation>close game>continue to shitpost in the thread until I feel sleepy>go to bed
>>567605515thumbs upbully for youkeep up the good work
>release broken flame weapon right before 8 week vacationat this point its a classic desu
>>567605193>>567605237I get that the word has been around for a long time, and that a phoneposter is now something common rather than negative like it used to beIt's just that I've been on this imageboard long enough to notice the difference, like how there are constant NTR threads on /v/ and /a/, which didn't happen two years ago
>>567605748>constant NTR threads on /v/ and /a/wat
>>567605748>didn't happen two years agobut they did anon... I don't know what to tell you.
>>567605748>visit the isekai thread on /a/>they're obsessed with sex, childhood friends betraying the MC and NTR in general4chan has fallen
>>567605748idk anon, been here since 2012 and time has dilated so much it feels like we were discussing gay sex and cuckoldry for more than a decade all the time at this point, we just used different words and phrases and meanings.I feel like a lot of people talked about NTR even 10 years ago.It doesn't really matter, I just go with the flow.I even have dreams of browsing threads and replying to them and reading them and it is all generated by my imagination.
>>567605748Yeah I'm sure you consider being here for 4 years as a long time.Fucking kys retard.
This is completely unrelated to helldivers but since anon is bringing up weird 4chan historical inconsistencies, I do find it funny how 4chan used to love traps and then seemingly overnight became tranny hate centralSeeing the amount of trannoids on twitter who share the same experience of using 4chan, I genuinely think the flames of tranny hate were ignited and fanned by trannies themselves but that might just be me being retarded
>>567606478traps =/= trannies
>>567606478I used to be more neutral towards gays too but realized how malicious and spiteful they are in general. Also the fact that they need to spam their shit everywhere unprompted to "groom" anons because they are literally incels but worse.
>>567606478I always thought the whole "love of traps" was highly ironic in the same line of "being gay = kill yourself" mantra of early 10s?Then when chopping your dick off become normalised by the end of 2010s and trannies thought they could find a "home" here, regular 4chan chud noticed that this is not some joke anymore and unironic trannies WANT to be here, that is when the whole hate started even tho it was always hateful since before that.That is my theory.
>>567606478>>567606587>>567606714Also I think that the fact internet got sooooooo censored and you are not allowed to say anything bad about women, gay people or trans "people", and on 4chan you have actual freedom of speech, it is just natural that all the hateful stuff just concentrates on here.Because you can actually say that stuff here compared to other social media.
Well The Boys is ruined forever again surely my fav current vidya is fine and dandy
>>567606478>I do find it funny how 4chan used to love traps and then seemingly overnight became tranny hate centralTraps aren't trannies, this is something trannies frequently try and get mixed up to poison the water. Traps are gay men, who know they're men, who dress like women. Trannies are delusional faggots who think they're women.They try and do the same thing with tomboys.
>superhero sloplol
>>567606841>Well The Boys is ruined forever againIt went to shit by Season 3. The garbage comic unironically ended up better because at least that had some tangible message about you create and become the demons you obsess over.
>>567606841>>567606853this, atleast watch invincible bro.Every Marvel/DC superhero slop used to make me roll my eyes out of super safe storytelling and cringe, but then I found Invincible and I don't need anything else ever since.
>>567606947>this, atleast watch invincible bro.It's the same slop shit with bad animation and poor writing.
>>567606842And that's why trannies are hated here (among a myriad of other reasons).They ruined traps. Because any time you have a cute girl with a dick these fags come out of the woodwork to proclaim she(male) is a tranny.Plus it's even more sinister, because any time you have some cute boy that can pull off the trap-look you have trannies trying to groom this beautiful creature into lobbing off his dick and joining their 41% club.It's disgusting.
>>567606813Honestly I don't think censorship itself was the issue but it's the fact that you can attribute a lot of decline especially in video games to them which is what makes it worse.
>>567606947>watch [superhero slop #2] instead of [superhero slop #17]both are dogshitit's just shonen but western
>>567606478I didnt care for the trans, traps, gays, hate, rape, gore, etc threadsI really fucking miss YouGroveYouLose threads, a decade ago was prime tune time and some of the best sounds I've ever heard are through there. Simultaneously also the worst but that's what the [close] button is for
>>567601380>spending my morning arguing what makes a trapYeah I'd say I got it all sorted.
>>567607089Were those the threads where some anon made his own website compiling all of his favorite songs complete with a randomize button? The one with a blueish background?
>>567606004>>567605748It's probably a combination of things. If you're above age 27 then you're probably no longer chronically and desperately horny. 4chan is open to everyone so there's constant influx of newfriends age 16-25 who are horny all the time. But also, BACK IN MY DAY, foot fetish was not a thing. Eating ahh (ass) was not a thing. Trannies were mythical creatures. Gay furry shit was bullied off the boards. All these things existed, but wasn't widely acknowledged or talked about or appreciated as it is today. There's definitely some change happening over time.
>>567606913I dropped it at the start of S3 and kept up with the reactions fans have and just now saw the clips of the final ep nowShit from a butt!!!!>>567606947No im tired of le evil supermanSuper Earth needs a super guy
>>567607156>If you're above age 27 then you're probably no longer chronically and desperately horny. 4chan is open to everyone so there's constant influx of newfriends age 16-25 who are horny all the time.I thought my relentless horniness went for good when I hit 30, but something has happened in the last three years and now I'm constantly fucking randy again. Just jacking off 2-3 times a day in my apartment to anything vaguely woman shaped at this point.
>>567607004shit animation, yeah I fully agree, but I think the storytelling/writing is interesting because>superheroes actually die from time to time>nothing is black and white - very few people are actually "fully good" or "fully bad"I like some themes of forgiveness and second chances which I think universal human experiences rather the cliche "omg he is bad guy we should le kill him because we are good guys!"
>>567607151I vaguely remember that yeah, but no the ones I'm remembering where just dedicated threads for anons to post their fav groovy shit, found Polyphia, MF DOOM, Necro, Animals As Leaders, Carpenter Brut, etc other bangers from them
>>567607156>Gay furry shit was bullied off the boards.No it wasn't.Marty is king of /v/ and it's only because of mods we don't see him anymore. He's still in our hearts. Always will be.
>>567607260>>567607151>>567607089For me, it was the /v/ Youtube share channels where we'd play shit like this and spam the o key so hard during Teto's part it'd crash people's shit-tacular Dell laptops.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5n7CSGPzqw
>>567607275>Marty is queen of /v/*fixed
for me it was the png threads with embedded audio over on /a/
>>567607089YGYL exists on /wsg/ but that whole board is a corpse now AI bros got their greasy hands on the catalog
>>567607236bro sameIt became mission impossible for me to masturbate more than once in a day during my 24-29 years and now since I turned 30 I can consisntely cum 3 times per daywtf happened
>>567607480cum debtdevil's COME to collect
>>567607156>If you're above age 27 then you're probably no longer chronically and desperately horny.I was 28 when I desperately horny and got into a relationship with a tranny.Then another one at 29.Now at 30 I am done with both women (biological and not) and I am just happy to be alone and masturbate to straight furry porn.I tried, but my bloodline ends with me.
>>567607558>and I am just happy to be alone and masturbate to straight furry porn.Same, but I've been abusing AI image generation to make images that would make people here recoil in disgust.
>>567607613Show us a fraction of your power.
>>567607513I guess it also doesn't help with the fact that my easily impressionable boy brain unironically did "no fap" from 19 to 24 with the exclusion that I can cum when I have sex with another person.Kinda regret not jorking it in my prime years.
>>567607613>>567607647its 2026, nobody is even gonna be surprised by his fat vore feet fetish.
>>567607658just let go of your anarchist ways and have some of them pro-state orgasms
>>567607728Could do with some shitting dick-nipples right about now.
I used grok to give violet parr giant watermelon titties and now that it's paywalled I no longer goon as much as I use to and feel better about life nowIt gets better
>>567607747>pro-state orgasmsI still think that is propaganda to make you take another man's dick.No thank you.
>>567607813Classic, honestly that would still filter some sensitive faggots even today. If it wasn't that, it was Cartel execution images and gifs.
>>567607846you control the ass you give, anon
>>567606478>used to love trapsStill does when they are traps and not trannies. Just compare the people that like Bridget pre-Strive to post Strive's trannified Bridget.
this game is so devoid of content we would rather discuss 4chan's history than talk anything helldivers related, huh?
>>567607847For me it was the Mouthwashing lady getting her huge tits sucked on by facehuggers
>>567607841just paypig
>>567608084ok uhhYour favorite gun sucksYou're a bug/bot/chaser/trannyMed pen is aidsYou're brownRecoilless rifle
no content, no fixes, no communication, just the usual filer MOs with worthless medal rewardsIt is so fucking cover
amr or ac????
>>567608084We've entered the Space Marine 2 downspiral except we have enough deranged fuckers here to comfortably turn it into porn and gore nostalgia.
For me? It's Lola Bunny with massive tits.
>>567608084the fate of all swedenigger games
>>567608104Nah I like when its movie accurate Stick with tits yum
>>567608248AMR has no use case.AC has more use cases than you can think of.
For me? It's Twilight Sparkle getting her horse pussy destroyed by Spike's giant dragon cock
>autocannon>I have to fire it manually
>>567608248AC is much more flexible but demands your backpack slotAMR has more effecive range but less utility while leaving your backpack slot freeIt's a situational choice depending on what kind of build you wanna run and against what faction
>>567608426Arcee from Transformers Prime for me. I've jacked off to some heinous AIgen images of her.
>recoilless>has recoil
>>567608426>>567608689both super valid and tasteful choices.I will be honoured to have you in my /hdg/ lobby.
nerftrannies killed the game
>>567607841It could all be yours, if you just put in the effort.https://github.com/Comfy-Org/ComfyUI?tab=readme-ov-file#get-started
>engineering kit>the kit has nothing to do with engineering (you just get more grenades and more steady hands)
>>567608920it would be cool if the passive let you repair mechs/vehicle and sentries
Yes hello warbond in two weeks where are the leeks
Lollmao
>>567608917
>>567608917>recommending ComfyUI of all things(it's not actually comfy)
>>567608920Getting more explosives is very much engineer related though.
Yeah id engineer Kit too if you catch my drift
>>567609472Ass to mouth with zero prep.
>>567609472>additional +2 explosivesand by explosives I mean cum loads inside her
>>567609508>>567609638My brothers Unfortunately we'd have to kill her since her goal is for Super Earth to fall and we cant have that can we now
/hdg/ - horny diffusion general
>>567609393Might as well go off the deep end if you want to generate your own lewds.
>>567608879>every weapon buffed>every enemy nerfed into the ground>game is more boring than it ever was>so boring that the general is just AI slop pornYou killed the game, you and your eceleb clique
>>567610321Comfy is completely unnecessary though. Only reason to use it is for Wan which has no alternate webui. It's really more about how you use the tools rather than feeling impressive of UE5 tier spaghetti UI.Also notice how Gucci doesn't talk about the nostalgia discussion because he's a zoomer reddit faggot lmao.
puddi puddi
>>567610427NTA but the game is boring because Arrowhead is terrible at expanding the sandbox, and Exo Experts really pissed people off. A Warbond explicitly about mechs, and yet the bond itself does nothing to facilitate the playstyle.>No repair tools>No repair bay>No stratgaem launcher whether in the bond or in a customization update>Armor about piloting Exos makes you fun faster (le heckin Titanfall!)Redacted Regiment IMO is the only Warbond that actively encourages a unique playstyle thanks to the power of the included armors, Censor, Lure Mines and C4. Everything else may as well just be sidegrade slop.
>>567610000Nice quads.
>>567608836>retard thinks recoilless rifles are literally recoilless in totalitythis isn't the slam dunk against swedish incompetence that you think it is
>>567610827Man if images could talkThe amount of CHECK EMs, posts and hard drives its been through
>>567610909it's a meme you dip
>>567610909youre genuinely autistic
>>567610909Are you the retard that got all huffy because he got called a console peasant?
>quasar cannon>doesnt fire galaxy sized energy
>redeemer>doesn't redeemsirs, just what the bloody hell is that about??
>like irl RPG design and shapes>ABRL is RPG shaped>dont like ABRLreeee
>>567582486ass
what's /hdg/s favourite machine gun?
>>567611831
>>567611831Maxigun. MMG is almost a primary and HMG is a meme without supply diaper. Others are light pen so idc
>>567611831Lib carb is fun I like jungle camo and the maxigun is c- ough oooh I wanna jack off oohh!!!
>>567611831HMG and bulletstormMMG is barely worth using, Stalwart is a funny but not that useful and the minigun is a meme
>>567611910Physique > FortifiedFor maxi Recoil ain't that bad and its better to swipe sode to side with it faster when shootan
>>567605748>>567606004I vaguely remember the time at which there was the MASSIVE uptick in broad net knowledge of NTR/cuck shit, and someone explained it that it was because a specific website that hosted NTR hentai went down, and the biggest NTR enjoyer was suddenly without his stash and throwing money at people to create cuck content. It might be bullshit, but I believe it with how powerful people like the Wonderbread or giant Falco guy have been to net culture. This guy breaching containment and bringing the cursed knowledge to people who otherwise would have been regular degenerates, who then perpetuate the fad in to a wider cultural zeitgeist.
>>567611831Maybe abdoslop isnt that bad...
>>567612418Because Tumblr died that one day and the freaks had to migrate hereCovid tourists tooAnd at the time 4chan been around long enough to be the scary boogeyman website nerds use to manipulate politics so more tourists ventured in once the news talked about 4chan more n more
lobby steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241316228532/76561198088743
>>567611910I wonder how many people who complain about the recoil on this thing fire 'from the hip' not realizing that massively increases recoil
>>567605237Normies can be online 24/7 now, you don't have to be a keyboard warrior neckbeard to find this place like you did in the good old days of the obama administration
>>567612950reminder that people have been saying this since patriotic nigras
>>5676130762/4
>>567612950Tumblr cracking down on porn was genuinely one of the worst things to happen to the internet.
>>5676130763/4!
ngl if the Space Marine 2 update shadowdrops tomorrow during Warhammer Skulls I'm bailing on this Swedish shit game for a couple months.
>>567613728What are we waiting for? Some new heroics and a new mission?
>>567613879New OperationMajor Siege update, Hive Tyrant and Vortex Beast added to the pool, Techmarine turrets, commissars, tech priests, Halo 3: ODST style RNG modifiers you select every five wavesMassive overhaul to the customization system including capes and iron halos for all classes (Phobos don't get the halos), and more universal armor parts.
>>567614057Based, there's only 1 race, THE HUMAN RACE
>>567614048I'm not super into siege. What about the terminator sorcerer boss? Is he coming with the update?
>>567614285>there's only 1 racedas riteNASCAR
>>567610000quads of absolute trvth nvke
>>567614317HOO DOGGY
>>567614297I believe he got delayed to U14. He's in the same tier of Terminus as the Helbrute, to help give Chaos a bit more variety.Wargear Update #2 is going to cover tabards and cloaks.
Is there a chance to loser super earth in this mo?
wooooow
>>567614463>reward>itemDo the even care just a tiny little bit?At all?
SQUIDGODS, IT'S TIME TO SHOW THE BUGCHASERS AND BOTTRANNIES WHO RUN THIS GAME
>>567614596bro this is a third party site
>>567614624I like mindless masses on D10 because it makes me feel stronk and powerful
>>567614681shameful display, I lost izzat today
>get a ich to play again>remember that the game is still broken>remember that the game still developed by AH
>>567614463But /hdg/ told me the Reconstruction of SE arc was canned...
>>567611831FATASSDIVERS OWE ME SEX
I bet blob will be too retarded to gambit Reaf
>>567582486>erm we have to nerf the orbital napalm barrage because people are le using itHOLY ALEXUS POST maybe if all the other orbital barrages weren't so shity maybe people would stop using the orbital napalm barrage
>>567615664look how he recoils
>>567610909Well they should have called them slightly-recoiling rifles then?
>>567615724trans coded post
>>567615664it's part of the grunt fantasy that the 380mm is only a threat to yourself and other divers
>>567582486>arrowhead makes one cool and powerful item>everyone wants it neutered or removedwhy can't we have nice things?
>>567583163is it a guaranteed kill on every SPEAR shot or is it still a lottery?
I just got 2shot by a scav while wearing heavy armorholy fucking shit man
>>567614624blame it on the super tylenol
what do you wear with the light oxy armor? I don't like the helmet
>>567616340Infiltrator helmet from free warbond PERFECTLY matches every single color on light oxy. give it a try.
This game is so fucking strange. Everytime I play. It's differently broken. I haven't played for week and now it's all kind of funky. UI bugs/visual issuesBreakthrough shield is invisibleOther models missingDropped on mission and one guy was standing on super destroyer as dropping animation started. He was middle of the screen as we zoomed to super destroyed window.
>>567616432Oh yeah. Forgot best part. SC pickups didn't register. Brilliant game.
>>567616161Youd think thick heavy armor made out of space ship metal could handle a little bug slash
>>567615903>Muh grunt fantasyHere is 155mm shell https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bBM6gcQh_NUThis is what I dont get with grunt fantasy or milsim argument from anyone. Game is not build like one. It's not precise or grounded on reality at all. It's wacky horde shooter where you die lot in wacky ways. Where numbers don't matter and everything is what ever.
>>567616161no matter what armor you use,just stim yourself after every single hit.The only times I don't instinctively stim is when I take fall damage or I get ragdolled.Since during ragdolling you have no control anyway, it is a good time to check your health and evaluate if you need a stim or not.
>>567616161using heavy armor is just cucking yourself i always bring light/medium to bugs and a hole lot of explosives
>>567616959this and also napalm barrage
Imagine what could be if this was proper game. You could have support customising and then given ability to build your own RR layout. You have 5+1 slots pick what ever. HEAT. HE. Guided Missiles. Air burst. Canister. Then fire selector you change what missile you want to fire. When you are out you are out. And ammo pickups fill those up. If everything is empty. It fills top to bottom. No ABRL or Spear. Just RR and build your own system.
>>567616959>not taking heavy on every single frontonce you realise that rundiving is a mistake,and that you don't need to rundive when every enemy is dead,you will experience the wonders of Deaths: 0
>>567616995of course anyone using anything else is a troon or just bored out of their mind by having over or close to 1k hours in the game
>>567617092>HEAT. HE. Guided Missiles. Air burst. Canister.anything except HEAT would be useless considering biggest enemy on D10 is heavy spam and HEAT is designed exactly to efficiently kill heavy spam.Unless you mean lower difficulties, which I guess the customization would be fun on.
>>567617204>hypothetical scenario>uhm achshually it'd be shitlol
>>567614463bit more context
>>5676172045+1 is more then enough AT. You really only need high volume of AT against d10 bugs. Even then against crackbugs you don't have time to reload. And that is where you need RR AT firepower most. You could have 1 or 2 as chaff clear. Against bots or squids even more varied layouts. With 3 spare gem slots. You have quite bit room there.
>>567617473can you go back to 2ch already?
>>567612114Oxy > Physique > Fortified
>>567617321It's sign on autism. Autistic people can't imagine world other then exsist right now. hypothetical scenarios are hard to them for that reason. Here. All he could imagine is dropping another, compleatly diffrent system into current game as it is.
>>567616532>SC pickups didn't register.I love it when all my SC pickups become invalid when I rejoin the same session after the game crashes because of Swedish incompetence.They could have made it so that it only kicks in after the 2nd rejoin but oh no I'm asking way too much from the Swedes.
>>567617387>anniversary of [x] super duper democracy event>do more bullshit basic tasks >get capeThe cycle of gayness never ends.
>>567617524Could you get good at game allready
if arrowhead weren't retarded they'd have added armor LUT customization and could sell recolors and have the odd one as a major order rewardalas they are quite retarded
>>567617710I dont think you can conceptualize the amount of sacrifice it took for AH to have that tweet written.
>>567617665I was hosting and they didn't register.
>>567616340Sapper goes with everything.
>>567617801>more garbage to monetize = betterare you retarded?
>>567617801Lot of devs are against customising for some reason. They only allow bare minimum visual customising. I don't get it. Then there are MMO who's lifeblood is customising. Or comfy games.
>>567617905it makes perfect sense for them to make ez money off feeble-minded people paying for sc and the people who aren't retarded are sitting on thousands of SC anywayare (you) retarded?
>>567617814What worse. They don't have day off during this work week. Next one is midsummer. They are expected to work for whole 4 weeks. Full work weeks. Ita torture
>>567614463>Week long event against BORING ayys, not even against the subfactions they just added to the game this year.Sleep inducing MO.
>>567617976It's kind of insane to me that MGSV has all of that on top of it having a shorter development time compared to HD2.
>>567618057ok CONSOOMER
>>567617814It is sad that successfully attaching the text for an MO is a feat for them.
>>567618310MGSV is full on nip magic. Technically it is one of the most impressive games of 2010s and 20s. It's ps3/xbox360 game. HD2 is AH magic.
>>567617801>>567617976Letting people swap premade stuff is fine but a big no to any color options. I don't need to see Tyler420xxSn1per's clown armor that isn't funny or unique.
>>567618707>big no to any color optionsobviously there should be a limited palette of colors available so epic ragebaiters aren't running around in tranny colored armorsbut things like the scratched variant of uf84 are so braindead i don't understand why haven't they added that yet
>>567616340I like the Exterminator helmet with that one myself
>>567617895SapperGOD
>>567618208>assuming nothing bad will happen to SEa week is a long time in sweden
>>567619840the izzat rivers WILL flow
>>567617387God would it be funny if nobody played and we'd lose super earth.
lobby doko :')
>>567619923squidchads just raped 6millon ayys, with the flag in one week. they got this
>>567619840Super Earth isn't getting attacked. At most, the ayys will pull off an exostorm, but other than that I don't expect shit all while the swedes are on their vacation.
>>567620109Joel would just manipulate it for the remaining dorks that believe in this bullshit
>>567614463>>567617387>squid MO>get a gay ass cape for a rewardi shall not
>all those abstainers who will cry crocodile tears about not having an ugly ass FOMO cape later down the linelole
Bots will blow up SE with death star
izzat for izzatthe malicious swedes will make sure the players suffer even when on holiday
Squids were the worst addition to the game. It would have been way better fighting against a rebel faction of divers and militia
>>567620489>rebels use the same weapons as helldivers and whenever buffbabs cry for buffs they're indirectly buffing enemies as wellwould be so unfathomably KINO
I'm fucking falling asleep against the ayys... again.
>>567620489having actual squids would have helped instead of making them a second even more cancerous horde faction
>>567620174I imagine they are building up for some sort of reveal for SGF, which starts 5 Jun.
Should unironically just add the left 4 dead special zombies for the squids. We already got the tank with fleshmobs, why not have a hunter, charger, jockey, spitter and boomer too?
>>567620489You're only saying that because the Swedes are absolutely ass at adding any meaningful content. The rebel faction will be just as mediocre as the squids.
>>567613076ggs
Give me the worst squid loadout. I want to join MOnkey lobbies and be useless.
>>567620489>enemies die in 2-3 shots, just like us>enemy stratagem calls, in the form of hostile improvised CAS/artillery/dronesholy kino>near-hitscan enemy ranged weapons that also 2-3 shot usholy cancer
>>567617801>>567617976that would mean AH would have to put some actual effort releasing a warbond a month is already too much work adding LUT customization would too much for a poor indie company like AH
>>567620636>>567620934>Suicide bombers who run screaming at you
>>567620810that would be fun and engaging and we can't have that can't we
>>567621114
>>567620823Anyone in here only ever says anything because the swedes are ass at their job. It's the sole reason why discussions even exist in here. Literally every topic is Swedish incompetence cause X problem
The playerbase is not media literate enough to handle a rebel faction.
>>567621276THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
fat and lean diver version plz drawfriends
>>567620810Or dead space necromorphs with limb system
>>567620810Always wanted a Voteless Diver who spams a lib and frags willy nilly
>>567621741kill yourself
>>567620952Just outsource it like everything else
>>567622105I will outlive you
>>567622082Same. One hand lib and shoot it randomly as it waves it's arms.Or stright up hl2 granade zombies.
Elevated overseers are shooting through rock formations now. Fleshmob can still run through platforms. But other clippings seems to be fixed. Extraction is once again broken. Got killed inside pelican. Times had started. But I still got reinforced for some reason. I was on ground and running when pelican left. But it did register me as extracted.
>>567616729jesus, they even molested a forklift.
This fucking guy was in my dreams last night and it wasnt in a weird way. It started out as playing a Helldivers 2 type game. It was hellivers but it was an fps and more of a sandbox. I was ina lobby with him and some other arrowhead dev and we all did some occasional bants and in the end he added me. Then, as dreams do. I ended up in some weird bootcamp-esque school where we had to run and and he was there for some reason. He chose me as his battle buddy and we had to run across a field and I thanked him for tard rangling me as I wouldnt have been able to focus otherwise. Then when everyone got to their detonation. We had to take a class in finding mines I pull a tiny mine that looks like an automaton mine and the fucking thing turns on and he grabs it and is able to detonate it safely and nobody got hurt and he basically was just a mentor to me. Then fast forward again (dreams doing the dream thing), were playing helldivers 2 again (the weird sandbox version) he zooms by on an frv and drops a gun that is yellow and has the same model of the flam-88. I jokingly call it a banana gun and try it out. Its shoots fucking mustard gas and he said something like thats one of his "special secret guns" and dont call him a pvper because its apparently really effective on other players. Thanks for reading my diary entry
>>567616729>This is what I dont get with grunt fantasy or milsim argument from anyone. Game is not build like one.basically everyone with a quarter of a brain can see this. It even says on the game box with the whole "kill loads of enemies with overpowered weapons" blah blah that completely conflicts with the narrative that the game is supposed to be hardcore and that you're a shitty stormtrooper.Sadly not a lot of people surrounding this game has even a quarter of a brain.
>>567621741Grok, replace Jynxzi with Warwick Davis, and make it so that Case is swallowing him whole.
>>567620174>fight the ayys ezpz>UH OH LOOK AT THAT SUDDEN CYBORG ATTACK ON SUPER EARTH??????>+1000 to Udit's izzat
>>567623069
>join some fags lobby>he kicks me on loadout-selection>doesn't show up in recent players so I can't block himoooo how upsetting.
>>567623342It was the strangest shit ever. I dont even know what prompted it.
The automatons are learning how to dance. Fortunately they aren't very good at it right now.https://streamable.com/ydli1c
Squids suck to fight. I hope this MO fails. I'll be on the bugfront as usual.
>>567623709MAIKI YAKSON
>>567623749ok
>a'ight imma try D10 squids, how bad can it be>3 players 80+ lvls>gonna be a snooze fest>drop down>I shit you not 6 harvesters>one guy is being chased by 4 fleshmobs>other guy dies to voteless doing SEAF artilleryYou know what I don't even wanna play, I just quit the game.
>>567624023communityfirepizza.gif
SCBROS PANIC PANIC PANICIT'S REALLY OVER THIS TIME
cheatbros........I don't feel too good......
>>567624429>>567624467oh nononononoonononono
what did they mean by this
>>567624595>-ACK!
>>567624429>>567624467This has to do with Xbox disconnects.
>>567624860no, they will finally THE RAPED all sc cheaters
>scrombled sound bug is backlol
I met the illuminate squid god and shes black
>>567625020ah, so I wasn't going shizo.they didn't fix fucking anything with the last """patch"""
>>567624467>we're going to be so heckin' gender inclusive>wait, stop that>STOP USING IT AS A JOKE>WHY IS NO ONE USING THIS EMOJI IN A SERIOUS WAY AAAAAAAAAAA-ACK
>>567625205
I genuinely think I'm done with this game. I complete missions and feel nothing, not even a smidge of dopamine.
>headlessfag>it's a chink
>>567625314get a load of this guy, he needs "fun" to play videogames, heh
>>567604796"Body type 3"
>>567625314maximum screen shakesmallest possible fovHUD = off (since you are such a professional pro player who knows everything by heart)Now tell me it is still boring.
>HUD = offThis is, unironically, one of the most cinematic and incredible ways to play the gameIt is also, without question, by far the most cancerous, as you will NOT remember how many stims, ammo, reserve ammo, grenades, or stratagems you have available at any point in time.It is my opinion that strategically disabling the HUD using f5(or f6? I'm not sure) in short intervals is the best way to enjoy this experience.
Cyberstan Re-invasion when? I want to play kino again
>>567625920Never ever. Its fucking over and not happening again.
SC cheating thirdworld shitskins will be dead for sure this time, keep your hopes up PayGODs
>gives AH money>calls others shitskinslmao
Any hot and sexy anthro girl skins?
Its called having disposable income.
>>567626228Saar, please to be giving me the supercredit. Salary from phone scam calls is not doing the needful for my budget.
>>567626359as an abdoslop furry coomer, the current state of furry mods is abysmal.there is barely anything that looks good in-game that is NOT some MASSIVE NAKED BREAST FLAT TEXTURE NO SHADER SHINE hobbyist "baby's first blender experience" model ports that look out of place.The best you can have so far is this:https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/4867That is it.
>>567626136I wonder if they're atleast tracking SC nowiirc before they had no way to tell the difference between farmed SC and the 80k spawned SC everyone with a menu has
>>567626228All your money goes to cannibal peds in the endPick n choose your path of evil
>>567625789Yes, you can bind a button to toggle HUD off or on quickly.I allow myself to do that if I crouch or go prone and don't move, as I am "checking" my hellpad and inventory.>>567626639"network update" that fixed client-side audio issues is hella sus.They definitely keeping tracks now.
>>567626602They commission art because 99.99% of them suck at it
>>567621303I feel like it's the opposite, at least for me. Because you can't expect the Swedes to do anything remotely decent any speculation is just mental gymnastics especially at this point. Just the highest order of cope because there's only one outcome that's guaranteed. That's why discussion here often gets derailed onto a completely different topic unrelated to the game itself.
>>567626602Meanwhile Marvel Rivals gets some insane furry coomer skins. Like retard high level quality.
>>567625920Why do you faggots like slopberstan so much? It's just a default cold planet with an awful mario bouncy castle biome, there were 2 more megafactories on other planets as bad as cyberstan but on the acid piss planet.
>>567626950its a free to play game, of course the audience will be incredibly more massive than a 40$ game, hence, more interest and demand for gooner skins.
>>567626950marvel rivals is THE healslut game now that overwatch is deadand those people are insane when it comes to moddinggo check out the thread on /trash/ and you'll shit bricks
>>567626003We're going to be back eventually but it's just going to be same boring buggy mess of a map. Honestly everything about this game is so fucking lame I'm glad I waited this long so I can just skip the grind through cheats.
>>567627080>this is the copium level of Brown Rivals playersKek Overwatch killed your chinkslop for good months ago niggy
>>567626359>>567626602>>567626950kill yourself furnigger
>>567627017You're a bugchaser.
>>567627258I don't have a horse in this race, but marvelslop is far more coomer oriented
>>567627264Based moderate.
I stopped playing Marble Rivals because they add too many nonsense characters too fast and I dont wanna relearn meta every 2 months
>>567625920are there really people nostalgic for cyberstan with that shitty buggy biome and the 6 million voxes?
>>567627264
>>567627017Thismachinery was a dogshit update2 enemies and the worst biome in the gamelike into the unjust was well put together compared to cyberslopI don't think i've ever seen a more buggy, butt ugly, incoherent map in any other vidya gameand we didn't even get to go inside any of the fucking factoriesit was just dogshit outposts and foundry parking lots and shit
>10 day filler orderthey have given up
The /hdg/ lobbies are getting tiring bros. You're too good and it feels like competition instead of co-op. Who can shoot the elite first, who can close the bug hole, who gets more kills.We need D12 or something.
>>567628316>the humble CGWis what i would say if it wasn't a janky mess to pull a lobby together in it
>>567627730support trannies killed the game, guangnang is a fucking retard
>>567628449>crashes halfway the first mission
>>567628316holy joyless faggot
>>567625020>>567625163>"fix" issue>issue still shows upwhat the fuck does AH even do
>10 day MO>Cape reward>Probably going to take another 2 weeks till they give it to us>AH thinking they've uphold their end of the "we need more MO rewards" bargain won't give us another reward till people complain about it again
>>567628316>immediately thinks of fellow divers as competition WOMAN MOMENTWOMAN MOMENT
>>567628316its all about the little moments and teamwork for me. don't chase numbers, scoreboard is fucky anyways.
>>567628808>scoreboard is fucky anyways.it's only fucky if you bring a dog or spam hellbombs
>>567616729ThisIf this was a game where genuinely killing more than 10 or so enemies in a life was considered "good", I could believe it. If trading a life for a heavy was standard practice, I could believe it. If this was a game where accomishing objectives meant tard wrangling the other three dipshits deployed with you into something resembling teamwork for a few seconds, I could buy it. You kill 300 motherfucking enemies, including a dozen heavies, on a single life in this game if you're mediocre. You're goddamn super soldiers.
>>567628596>AH thinking they've uphold their end of the "we need more MO rewards" bargain won't give us another reward till people complain about it againThis was my first thought tooI do like the SE invasion nostalgia shilling thoughBut that's just bc i started playing the game around then so i remember it fondly600 hours later i still fucking despise leviathans because they just rape your loadouts of emplacements and vehicles and take so much shit to kill or even disable
>>567628856>melee kills>friendly fire>stims (if you use stim pistol)>host gets hellbombs, eagle storm and sam
>>567628547Go on vacationLieDeflectProjectLieGo on vacationDeflectLie
>squig weekLETS GOOOOOOO
>>567629112hellbombs are whoever arms them or shoots themeagle storm doesn't give kills to anyone anymoresam literally doesn't work right now>friendly fireit tracks accidentals so no one gives a shit>meleeok>stimsno one gives a shitevery stat that matters is tracked properly
Are flamethrowers good again?
>>567616729The only people who buy into the game being some kind of stealth mil sim have never actually played oneLike compare this shit to something like prarie fire or even something more arcadey like rising storm and it's obvious that hd2 was never even close to being realisticLike never even intendedI have no idea why piles clings onto that line so much when it's in conflict with literally everything else about the game
>>567629370realistic military simulator!>*injects adrenaline into my body that magically cures every single broken bone and hemorrhaging chest*
Bringing the punisher plasma and crisper to squid front because i dont know what to use beyond the autocannon
>Illuminate MO>Everyone brings the exact stratagems:/
>>567629529It's always>MG sentry>HMG or MMG>Supply pack>Orbital gatling
>>567628316Go play with randoms for a week and let us know how you feel about /hdg/ lobbies afterwards
>>567629370>I have no idea why pilesSame reason everyone clings to "historical accuracy" when making the most insane, ass backwards claim in anything ever. It's an appeal to objectivity in a medium where that doesn't really apply, to make your arbitrary arguments sound as unshiftable as possible compared to their arbitrary arguments. Find one illustration of a guy pelvic thrusting with an arming sword in 1550, and now you can justify anything by claiming historical realism.
For me, it's Sickle/Dagger/LMG/shield bag/gas strike/machine gun turret to squids
>>567629786>Trident>Warrant>Incendiary Impact>Arc Resist Armor Simply to burn harvesters without getting one shot >Orbital Gas>Cremator>MG Turret>Either laser for normal or napalm for MM
How is the Bushwhacker on overseer/fleshmob
>>567629226>Redditor shitter meme
>>567629786For me, it's the Plasma Punisher Speargun, Warp Pack, Heavy Medic, and Flame Turret. The rest, doesn't matter
>>567629228>he believes in Swedish numbersas host i get random kills from hellbombs.... did they fix seekers?>eagle storm doesn't give kills to anyone anymorenice, i refuse to play on this dogshit, but good to know>sam literally doesn't work right nowworks on bots>it tracks accidentals so no one gives a shiti doubt it but ok>every stat that matters is tracked properlyhalf of the scoreboard is effectively useless
>>567630121Wtf is the bushwacker
>>567630121Okay on Overseer, the Warrant is better, and this is arguably the best use case of the Warrant in general, since it effortlessly does jetpack menAss on fleshmob, too much health and not staggered by it. If it's not popping heads with the Dagger, or alakablooie with the Ulti, secondaries do pretty bad into fleshmobs in general.
>>567630252we've got 20-24 tickets per op man it's really not a big dealthat said i still despise swede jank and malicious code for forced deathsi can't even use orbital airburst because that shit is like actively programmed to stop mid air and turn towards the nearest player i swear to fucking godlike i'm talkin double it's normal radius just to TK levels of bullshit
>>567628316>competitionstop being a fucking try hard absolutely no one gives a shit but you
>>567630561>Shitter redditor deflecting blame
>>567630485>did they fix seekers?supposedlyi know deescalator doesn't dupe anymore>works on botsdoesn't half of the time because they broke its trackingit'll miss a stationary dropship 3/4 times now>as host i get random kills from hellbombs.... not likely unless it's a damaged one shot by a stray in which case whomever is the closest or host gets the credit; same for flame troopers dying to exploding plants
>p2p shittery causes op to drop all of the players right at the fucking end>have to dance around extract for 2 minutes because levys won't leave me the fuck alone>can't even call anything in because they're taking turns with their magnifying glass frying my assGEE WHAT A FUN ENEMYI LOVE NOT BEING ABLE TO STAND STILL FOR EVEN A SECOND LIKE SOME ADD/ADHD RIDDLED 7 YEAR OLDFUCK
>>567629302might as well be meta
>>567630907>pay $40 to not play our game
Are stingrays bugged? I had one just do flybys the whole game without a single strafing run
>>567630650Faggot.Nigger.
Can I please PLEASE go one game without someone killing me from careless friendly fire
>>567631040>Shitter seethe
>>5676310355 of them all at once doing a lot of being cute
>>567631035YeaBeen bugged for like 3 months now iircFucking blowsThey were my favorite squigger unit :/
>>567631072Yeah, be the host. The reputation of kick-happy hosts seems to make people behave around you even if you yourself are not one of those types of hosts.
>>567631035yesthat is tied to the stratagem bounce glitch btw
>>567631035were you on a megacity? stingrays find it very hard to find a line on mega cities so they spend most/all of their time circling
>>567631323>icbm>megacitycome on now
>>567631187>>567631230>>567631264I swear they were fine a month ago when we had the appropriators + mindless masses planet that was actually just regular illuminate. I definitely remember them doing strafing runs then.>>567631323Normal map, don't like leviathans.
>>567630689>a stray in which case whomever is the closest or host gets the credit; same for flame troopers dying to exploding plants its a kill counter... I'm not going to take it seriously, unless I'm confident it works.
is there any armor that's effective against squid plasma shots and harvey beams?
>>567631540why do you think >>567631187 is the same poster as >>567631035 and not some other poster also sharing their similar experience?
>>567620489remember what they took from usREMEMBER WHAT THEY THREW IN THE TRASH
>>567631904if they are scrapped why do we keep getting new footage of units and/or behaviour and/or animations never seen before?
>>567631841Anti Tesla set for harvester beam. Also the Dust Devils set to a lesser extent. Though, that will still kill you through it if you just stand there, it just secures a bigger window to dodge.Heavy Dust Devils +health booster is enough to barely survive the illuminate Tesla tower from full as well. Not the friendly one though. But I believe the plasma is just regular damage, so nothing specific besides armor. I regularly forget my anti-explosive on for illuminate, so can confirm it isn't explosive at least.
>>567632165>Anti Tesla set for harvester beamretard
Are those new squids still around? I just realised I never even attempted to play around then
>>567632287yeah there's one planet with appropriatiors and one with mindless masses on top of the usual slop
>>567632258he clearly means the harvester arc stop being an ass
>>567632513Yeah, shit, my badNot done with my coffee
>>567632513>>Though, that will still kill you through it if you just stand there, it just secures a bigger window to dodgedumb niggerarc is an one-and done kind dealhe clearly meant the actual beam and is retardedyour boyfriend is a retard and you're a faggot
Laser (weapon) color customization?Laser (attachment) color?Suppressor attachment?Bayonet attachment?Thermal optics?Ammo types?Underbarrel shotguns?Different camos?Secondary customization?Support weapon customization?.....anything new in weapon customization at all?No?
Errrmmm mah coffeeehhh xD
>>567624467At this point even redditors are sitting on tens of thousands of cheated SC.
>>567632698>r/HelldiverUnflitered
>>567632636Of course not. Genuinely the only reason we got anything at all was to shut us up
>>567628316>competitioni kill the chaff and somehow im good at the game because of my kill count?
>>567631841>>567632165staff and crescent overseers have an explosive component to their damage so fortified does help
I did one squid mission. You guys got the rest covered?
>>567632898Also oversaaars tend to damage you on your chest,So that cop armor has much better value than regular fortified
>>567632636safety orange weapon patterns NOW
>>567632636Actual new content? No we need to put recolours in the store insteadAnd leapers have 3 more hp and they're a little bit slower
>>567623346>SOS beacon>teamkill>never reinforce>laugh at crashout>kick if they don't quitshoot all pubbies
>three times in a row this shit ass retard game puts me in a completed mission
>>567633507just host a lobby hereso many problems of you retards would dissapear if you played with people here instead of pubs
>three times i a row retard pressed quickmatch instead of picking a game to join
>arrowhead didn't pay indy neidell to do a series of shorts about last year's super earth defensenot a bit of sovl left in 'em
>>567631035notice how there's no constant complaining about this?
>>567633978Is it because no one plays squids or is it because stingrays are one of the few squid enemies immune to the stalwart
>>567634157It's because it makes the game easier
Are they going to up the liberation rates or do they expect us to cap 5 planets at this slow ass pace in a week?
I brought the big bubble shield stratagem on bricks because I thought it would be fun but my teams sentries kept killing it:/
>>567634731each of these planets gifts you around 50% liberation for free with megacitiesit's fine
>less obnoxious = easyejay
>>567634157Nobody plays squids, and stingrays are an enemy you are liable to forget about until one's on youIt's not like fleshmobs where they are constantly on you always, so you notice when they clip through walls, Stingrays you have to have a moment of realization that you haven't been bombed by one in like three campaigns
>>567630561throwback to when people itt were going on and on about how they "don't die" in this game. really exposed themselves as people who don't actually play the game
>>567632883>>567628616>>567628808I didn't mean it like a competition for who's the best, more like who gets to engage with the game. There's just not enough stuff for 4 anons.
>>567635685most of the time it's fine unless you roll with faggots spamming turrets or spamming barrages
https://playstationresearch.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_3JAkGkuWlNnNUA6new survey. make your dissatisfaction known.
Is this a new mission type or just chinese hackers being chinese hackers?
>>567635871
>>567635871Thanks for a dead survey link fampai
>>567635941>2 hourswew
>>567629302Only cremator.
>can't do caves without hive lords>can't do borgs without voxwhy not??
>>567636161The cremator is ass because it's worse than the flamethrower plus hover or jump pack
>>567636202Hivelord and Vox don't spawn on lower difficulties
>>567636202If you kill hive lord it's gone 5ever thoughever.
>>567636202Customization isn't possible. It just isn't possible.Choosing what enemies show up in your mission? Impossible. Choosing a biome instead of waiting for Joel to give you the one you want? Impossible. Mixing special faction variants? Totally impossible.
>>567636269Shitter detected
>>567636341That's like 5 minutes of standing around and shooting the bastard. If not more. Not very riveting.
Illuminate cities are the worst tileset. Leviathans are just pure no fun allowed
>>567636559At least they've tuned down their spawnrate. Right?
>>567636603Not that I've noticed there's usually 2 floating around the map and killing one just makes another spawn again later
>>567636559Reminder there are some retards here that were claiming Leviathans were fine on non city maps
>>567631904>instead of these we could those stupid mech subfactionfucking hate sweden
>>567636913hitrel you're being hystericalcollect yourself
>>567631841Space cop armor will give you the best mileage vs being shot, but harvester beams still delete you fast
>>567636709At least it's not as bad as during the Super Earth Siege.>see Leviathan>start blasting>it takes damage and ducks behind a building>fucking despawns>immediately replaced with a brand-new Leviathan
>>567629370The only thing "realistic" about helldivers is that partially consumed mags are discarded rather just refilling from a magical pool of ammo
>>567631841if you wear the arc resist armor then get close to a harvester they literally cannot kill you because they only spam the taser. At that point just shoot their joints or trim their toes.Full arc load out is pretty busted against squids but your team will hate it
>>567629067The super Earth remembrance mo is fine. The problem is that it's taking forever for them to do things like flesh out weapon customization, give us new super destroyer upgrades, or implement quality of life features like letting us save loadouts or flag armor/weapons/strats as favorites.
>>567637431i would like even more ammo autism, filling mags from boxes during a lul in fighting would be neat, but reinforcement mechanics make it pointless, unless it be relegated to the supply pack.
>>567636559Just chuck a lure grenade onto a wall and watch the leviathan drop its spaghetti in an attempt to snipe the mine instead of you.
>>567637849this or just drop a previously equipped guard dogenemies will just fixate on it
>>567636913>instead ofthere's no proof we are only getting the mechs and not the others. it's all in your retarded head
>>567637338I'm not sure but I feel like they're more annoying than the old one from SE invasion, specifically their laser when you're too busy dodging chaff or somehow all of them manages to converge and connect together
Worst thing about squids is everything is a mag dumpThe horde enemies have too much healthJust a reload festThe big guys are actually kinda easyVoteless, Overseers and mobs are just sponges
>>567636486Don't forget about surges
>>567638360Just shoot voteless in the legs. They bleed out when they crawl. Or use a scythe and just ignite the whole crowd and let the fire dot do its job. Or plop down an incindiary or arc grenade in the path of the horde. There are options.
>>567638360>The horde enemies have too much healththey have less health than warriors
>>567638194This. Leviathan is actually manageable when it's just inside the megacity. The complaint was reported primarily around when they also spawned in colony mission, and Narrowhead think it's about their weapon.
>567638360>Worst thing about squids is everything is a mag dumpWrong, dipshit. It's the best part about squids.>The horde enemies have too much healthOh, nevermind. This is bait. You're not getting my (You), nigger.
>>567638194It is kinda funny how the unarmored human "zombies" feel like they're spongier than the armored human soldiers.
>>567638360overseers are only sponges if you're shooting multiple body parts
>>567638887why is it funny. zombies are notorious for only being able to be stopped by a headshot
>>567631904I need them
>>567638887To be fair, they're cybernetics
>>567629370I think their idea comes from their fetishism over hard games. They took inspiration from games like dark souls. Arma and other "hard games"Which is funny considering how bad they are at their own game
>>567638887radicals have 750 chest HP while the heavy voteless only has 260. I don't know in what universe voteless feel spongier than radicals or god forbid agitators
>>567638887According to stats, seafies do have more health (200 vs 100-160) and their actual body armor is light 2 as opposed to unarmored 1 of voteless.Thing is, even if you shoot a voteless enough to kill it, as they only have a max of 160 hp so 3-5 rounds of a liberator can kill them, it technically has another 100hp that slowly bleeds out 5 seconds afterwards meaning you need to go for headshots or overkill them for quick takedowns.
>>567632036They aren't scrapped. But reworked compleatly. Maybe even twice. Both visuals and game play. Basci skeleton and rig is same. But visuals have changed for instane. Maybe even theme. Last time i looked at leaks. We had those guys but they looked more like overseers. With white scifi armour. New portal spwans and objectives. In same datamining there was texture of mech boys. It looked like mechs were unfinished and scrabed units and nu-cultist were new faction. Then came mechs. Now it looks like cultist have been turned into coneheads. Like those squid statues in their ruins.
>hold super earth when the MO expires>week long MOcultistbros? could it be?
>>567631904VGH its such KINO and they just fucking removed/reworked them because the normalniggers in the office couldn't beat them
APC when
lobby........doko
>>567641190Too overpowered for the game unfortunately
>>567640856Nope. May wasn't in that roadmap. And June there wasn't new enemies
>>567641079Why they want game to be hard. Grunt fantasy and so on. Them they balance game around d6 with guys who can barely beat game at d6
place your bets
>>567641190Never ever
>>567641694>food ideology
>>567641694+5 damage to all weapons.+10hp to all enemies.
>>567641772>the APC autocannon was even fully finished and textured at some point (the other, older footage was in a more unfinished state)>retards still claim that it was scrapped because of some chink on the discordlmao
>>567640856The hold super earf is a meme. It was the same during the feast of reckoning.
>>567642237>retards thinking IFV is the same thing as the APCifv was a bot enemy in the first game btw
>>567580927WE are ALL moving to this
>>567642850I dun wanna.
>>567642850ugly
speak for yourself, troon.
>>567642850>danger hair beardless and androgynousno thanks
>>567642850there is no way that that is the actual splash for the game, right?and you retards keep glazing these faggy danes. When will you learn?
>>567643070Så taler vi ordentligt. Lille ven.
>>567643142yeah i agree they're lego bricks, not legos
foid dwarf, I'm good
>>567641694lukewarm ikea meatball.
For the love of christ, just give the spear a top attack mode and have it do extra damage or something. The top attack alone would fix a majority of its problems.
>>567642850>WE are ALL moving to t-ACK
>>567643738literally the same if not more than hd2 these past couple weeks
>>567643801hd2 is stale dogshit with nothing happeningyour game just came out
>>567643142>guttural pig noisesBack to the bog with you.
>>567643801Old n hotnessVsNew busted
>>567642285that thing was basically the annihilator.
>>567643431>The top attack alone would fix a majority of its problems.not really. it wouldn't change its performance at all vs chargers, hulks, tanks, and warstriders, and would actively make it worse against bile titans because you wouldn't be able to fish for the head-on angle. pretty much the only thing it would do is make it a bit more reliable at two-shotting factory striders
>>567643431Enjoy your "random" chance of the missile mysteriously turning around and hitting you right between the eyes
>>567642850>Early AccessI'M SICK OF UNFINISHED GAMES. FUCK.
>>567643431>spear receives top attack mode>still oneshots annihilators>now is forced to waste the first missile on factory strider cannon turret>can't headshot bile titans anymore
>>567644416>mode>forced anon...
>>567642850lmao
>>567642850>we are switching to rogueshit that plays nothing like helldivers
>>567644497ok then pray tell what advantage does the mode offer over the current low angle loft?>annihilatornothing changes>targeting over obstacles??? no LOS = no launch >against war stridersliterally a downside
>>567644504averageamericanin2026.png
What if bigger targets like factory striders had several lock on points? like if you wanna go for the head or a specific cannon etc.
>>567644640I dunno I'm not that guy you replied to. Just pointing out that if it's a mode then it cannot be forced cause it's a choice by definition.
>>567644725factory strider turret already is a separate lock on pointdo you guys even play the game?
>>567642850no we're moving to THIS
>>567644804No we just come here to complain
>>567644804We do play the game. We just don't use *pear.
>>567645393Back to baja blast harvesting, eh?
>>567645393Real talk-- How is this game? I don't have high expectations.
>>567646223dogshitif it stayed a mod for squad it'd be way better unironicallyit runs like shit, feels like shit and plays like shit and the only good thing about it are the swarms that'll form corpse walls you have to blow up to traverse
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241353862309/76561198141964882Bugdiving, experimenting with weird loadouts.
kill yourself furfag
>>5676467212/4!>>567646812don't feel like it
>>5676467213/4!
>>567646721FULL!
>>567646336it's buggy as hell even 2 years after "release". Gameplay feels even worse than HD2 so there's nothing to seek in this direction if you want a potential HD2 replacement.
>>567643431Not only give it a top attack, allow it to target any enemy within 300 meters regardless of direct LOS from the user as long as it's been marked. Encourages teamplay unlike any other AT.
ded
gey
John Helldiver who was Gordon Helldivers brotherThere are aliens and monsters attacking his place
THIS is y i dyve
okay seriously what the fuck is wrong with the explosion on the 500kg bomb? nevermind it got a direct hit on the thing, the explosion alone should be enough to kill a war strider if it's point blank. and when I say "should be" I don't mean "it would be logical and proper for it to", I mean the numbers says it should. 1500 damage directly to the main HP, plus 1200 damage from the upper torso, plus 720 damage from each leg is more than the 3500 main HP war striders have. But it's not killing it, instead it's got a few hundred HP left, enough that it takes 2 or 3 seconds of burning from a laser cannon to finish it off.
Divers dont missHow its DONE DONE DONE
>>5676467213/4
>>5676511673/4, one guy left, 2 missions to go still
>>567650762The strider pre-stimmed
>>567651167>>567651279back 2 full
>>567642237Doesn't the Gator basically use the same framework since it too has an autocannon that the driver controls?I get that these swedes are retarded, but there's no fucking way they would scrap something that they already have working in the actual game.
>>567647661>marked target>"im on it" enables immediate lockon for however long the marking lasts>if the attack is a successful kill you easily play a canned voice line or animation you could add as a near zero cost value addition to bondsits such neat and tidy and elegant and simple design that a swede would melt upon exposure to the idea like a gay sparkly vampire in sunlight.
>>567646721furdivers owe me sex
AH doesn't want you to farm SC
factory striders have LOUD AS FUCK footsteps since the patch yesterday
>>567653897>cod_zombies_mystery_box_despawn_laugh.mp3
>>567650762cone explosion, pls understand
>>567650762500kg has been useless for more than a year, unc.You either use strafing run or just lower the difficulty.
>couldn't solve the terminal pipe puzzle fast enough>impatient host shot me in the head with his Senator and take over the console>nearby teammate calls me in>malicious code decided that my hellpod would drop straight onto the host (I couldn't control it)>"WTF you petty fuck">kicked
>>567655035faggot host deserve it
>>567655035WTF Swede is kinda based for once
>>567655035
>>567653897
>>567650762the limbs are explosion immune, the full 1500 isn't done to any part cept for guns
>>567637582>Full arc load out is pretty busted against squids but your team will hate itDog has no grasp of this "mercy" concept
>>567655035It's called karma, you did nothing wrong
>>567651440kek
>>567655035holy based defunct swedish game engine that forced you into killing your enemies
>>567642850>mass exodus and assault against DEI, with entire companies and dev teams being eaten alive trying to force multiculti down everyone's throats>MEANWHILE, DENMARK...
lobby doko
>>567655035I also wanted to note calling you petty when he teamkilled you out of pettiness first
>>567655035You make this seem like a bad thing. I would've dropped on him intentionally, then spend the rest of the match killing him until I get kicked.
>>567655035Remember anons, if you ever feel stupid, there are people like this retard that fail at a bunch of the puzzles.>coordinate grid puzzle with letter+number combo confuses them so they just select random areas on the grid until it works>stuck on pipe puzzle because the first column they selected has no solution and they do not realize they need to change it
>>567655927explosions do damage directly to the main HP, and the upper body and the legs aren't explosion immune
>>567655035if it takes you more than 5 seconds to solve a pipe puzzle you are just genuinely retarded
>>567657260first few times can be confusing but if you still struggle on your 10th console, your IQ might be below 70
Warstriders are still a gear check as the leg joints are a bitch to shoot while its moving and especially if there's mutiples of them all spamming ragdoll nades. You need anti tank to quickly kill them and thin their numbers to maintain control of the engagement. It seems like most of the enemies that narrowhead adds boil down to "instant kill this or regret a drawn out kill".
>>567657942they should have had big vent on their backs just like every other bot heavy but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowar striders are speciaaaaaal!
>>567658426>look at warstrider stats>vent on the back of the ass: 700 HP, fatalthey do have a big vent on their back?
>>567658642yeah but it's heavy pen
Reminder that war strider eyes werent even a thing when they released
>>567646721Cheers lads, privileged to have a match with youMy findings are as follows:RR still rapes, even vs sporebugsMissile pistol is incredibly good, just about to replace both the GP and the Ultimatum's role, while also being easier to useHeavy Flamethrower is, as flamethrowers are, high risk, but this one happens to also be high reward. It's fun, though honestly not good.Heavy GL is abysmal damage-wise, needing like 9 grenades for a single alpha commander, while also having very slow projectile speed as well as bullet drop. AC outclasses it in nearly all regards, imo./hdg/ players are still on average 5x better than the average pubby
>>567657942what gets me the most is how impervious they are to orbitals and airstrikes. The fact that they have a thin horizontal profile and their torso is ~2m off the ground makes regular airstrikes and orbitals miss a TON against them, making them unreliable as fuck when compared to the tanks they replace, which are almost guaranteed kills.
>>567658834Just like the fleshmob heads
>>567658834And in typical swede fashion they made the eyes incredibly small and only the railgun could reliably pop an eye as a non anti tank option. Also heavy pen!
>>567658901>It's fun, though honestly not good.Shitter alert!
>>567659176>Also heavy pen!nobody tell this guy hulk eyes are also heavy pen wait shit
>>567659282People were asking for a non heavy pen weakpoint when they added the eyes.
>>567659460well that and all the people also asking for a hulk eye style weakpoint in the same breath
>Weeks of nothing but squid
>>567659623Squids are the best faction based solely on how much people hate them. Helldivers players are the whiniest brats who bitch about anything that is slightly challenging. Ergo, squids are good.
>>567659623atleast we'll have a new warbond just in time for pride month :D
>>567659623Our reward is a cape so I'm motivated to do this MO
>>567659956I hope they add a trans pride cape. Chuddivers would rage so much.
>>567659282hulk eyes are heavy pen, but are damn near front and center, 250HP and 25% durable.war strider eyes are heavy pen, minuscule dots compared to the unit itself, as well as having 500HP and 75% durable.The latter fact alone makes them take more than double, possibliy triple the amount of heavy-pen ballistic damage to kill, ignoring that war striders are ragdoll spam machines that also have NO medpen or below weak points; unlike hulks... or tanks, or chargers, or titans, or factory striders...
>>567660118Our reward is a cope
>>567660118we get capes from MOs all the time lelliterally nothin newThough this is the first time it wasn't leaked a month ahead of time
>>567642850Ah yes, the monthly threat that we're all moving to the current FOTM slop if Arrowhead doesn't cave, for real this time
>>567660390>that also have NO medpen or below weak points;>no med pen OR belowwhen was the last time you actually played the game, anon?
how is the maxigun on bot?
>>567660803>"1.006.202/2026-04-28/Change - Leg hip joints decreased armor from Heavy to Medium"Alright you win this one. I did not check the patch notes in the last months. Still mad it took them so long, and still think they should have limited grenades like rocket devastators & gunships got limited rockets.
>>567661305It's basically okay, I guess. Just hope you don't meet anything heavier than a Devastator.
>>567661305imagine the MMG but you can't move while 10 rocket devastators spamming rockets at you
>>567661305As with the MMG, bad; the medpen does not provide significant benefits when compared to light pen, and similarly does not provide targeting versatility when compared to heavy pen. Use stalwart if you want to eviscerate chaff & mediums (shitterbots, devastators, berserkers) or HMG if you want to kill mostly everything that's not a tank (inneficiently)
>>567661384thank you for admitting your mistake instead of doubling down, deflecting, moving the goalposts, and/or purposely misinterpreting what was said.
>>567661305>stuck in a stationary position>med pen so you can't do jack shit against anything tougher than a devastatorit's top tier on d2
>>567661602>you can't move while 10 rocket devastators spamming rocketsWhy are there still 10 rocket devastators left alive when you have an 1800 DPS medium pen machine gun?
>>567661853because the aforementioned 10 rocket devastators are spamming rockets whenever you spin up your gun while stationary, keep up man
>>567650762https://old.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/comments/1thbclj/500kg_and_other_bombs_only_deals_3050_intended/Idk AH broke something again
>>567661853because you're usually busy shooting the shield devs and other chaff and there are hulks bum rushing at you?
I wish the python commando armor also give you peak physique perk, the heavy armor look fucking bad ass but I don't want to drag my mouse across the desk whenever I want to use the HMG or whatever
now that melee weapon base damage is higher and the bonus less potent peak physique should also reduce weapon sway
>Used to enjoy bots.>Don't play most Bot MOs because Vox ruin Borgs.>Used to play Squids>Absolutely despise non-stop leviathans so I don't play cities anymore.>Hate appropriators aka rundivers max.Through a process of steadily decreasing enjoyment I am down to playing bugs, non-borg bots, and non-city normal/mm squids. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>567655035just work backwards anon, but based swigger code for giving the host what was coming to him. You only do that shit when you're playing with friends because its funny.
>>567662078>BrokeI genuinely think theres some faggot in the studio making undocumented changes. Piledst even confirmed theres rogue devs making changes.
>>567662572AH really knows how to take the fun out of the game with terrible enemy designs
>>567662572>>Hate appropriators aka rundivers max.HMGHMG emplacementDon't have retarded team mates(the hardest part)
Did you know that Super Earth are the good guys? That's why there must be peace between the Automatons and Super Earth!
>>567662827Posted it again award
>>567662572>>Hate appropriators aka rundivers max.????what makes them encourage running?
>>567662827If the bots and borgs were hot maybe I'd think twice about shooting them in the face but the closest thing to fuckable on their side are war striders
>>567662614>rogue devs making changes.fucking kill them?
>>567662913Why even respond to xhem?
>>567662572vox is cool but the problem is borgs have like 5 units that are there to flush you from cover and they just become bugs with guns since you're just back pedaling almost non stop.
>>567662827gaped niglet moment
>>567662961>but the closest thing to fuckable on their side are war striderswrong
>>567662951Inevitable snowball and them literally spawning on top of you. Along with the fact there is no chaff tier enemy besides the watchers so everything takes a.not if time to kill.
>>567662987>vox and war strider designed to rape you both in and outside of cover>factory strider designed to rape you out of cover>gunship designed to mostly ignore your cover>several of these enemies can ragdoll you some howGears of war figured this shit out ages ago, you only need like two types of enemies that are made for getting you to move or concentrate fire.
>>567662979>>567662913It's called thread culture.
>>567662827I prefer RPK-16>>567662961consider the following
If things go unopposed, we'll have two squid planets put under siege in addition to the 5 objectives planets.
>>567663087fridge body>>567664169used goodsWar striders have thick thighs and wide hips with a sassy personality
>>567655035just solve the fucking puzzle next time, anon
>>567664225Blob will go for REAF instead of putting under siege
>>567664832Capturing irulta at any point puts elysian meadows under siege. Capturing mog at any point puts regnus under siege. If we take parsh then irulta, reaf will be sieged to make the MO easier.
>>567665481>f we take parsh then irulta, reaf will be sieged to make the MO easier.Instruction unclear, will be voting for the DSS to dive on Reaf
If you can't solve pipe puzzles in 5 seconds don't do it go be a pumpslave
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241369579739/76561198141964882Up for another round of helldivers. Seeing as there's no new lobby, here's one.Bots, this time.
die
>>567666153try again tomorrow I'm sure it'll work
>>5676660842/4
>>567666153BASED
>>567662572just lower the difficulty bro, it's that easy
>>5676660843/4
>>567666084sorry anon, I'm busy watching the last episode of The Boys season 5
>>567666676you're not missing out on much, join in
>>567666676What the shitty fucking ending, every single fucking time
>>567666084FULL
Mechwarrior Lobbysteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241370352808/76561198086726534
>>567667906mechwarrior warbond fucking WHEN?
>>567666676Tell me if homoander diesHeard S5 was The Raped so they could do more spin off shitMedia mogul try not to rape the golden goose to death challenge level: IMPOSSIBLE
>>5676679062/4
>>567580927Quasar dog that only shoots pinged targetsPlasma dog with loyalist DPSDrone tower sentryGive it
>>567667906>dead threadstill 2/4, faggots
>SE anniversary>Still no SEAF stratagemRAPE SWEDEN
>>567661305What would you use it against that other weapons do not do better?
>>567625920some of us are still fighting
Would you see it as a waste of cash to a clear cut parody of the live action ODST ad for the game
>>567656942the explosion goes off underneath it so the crotch blocks most of the explosion
>>567671515If anything it's odd that snoy hasn't LEAPED on the opprotunity to produce cinematics for helldiversThat's like their favorite thing this generationHamfisting movie shit into vidya
>>567625920i cant wait for us to lose again
>>567671515that doesn't match because the bomb hit its left leg but its right gun was destroyed
Where can i find futa mods? theres only 3 on nexus
>>567668074it ends with homelander begging butcher for mercy, saying he'll suck his cock or eat shit for him if he spares himit's unadulterated slop. I'd say just read the comic but even that is swill
>>567672601New thread!!!
