Previous: >>567574812>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
garbage third rate OP by the anti jp schizo that is a 2ndary that only watched ONE movie and nothing else, much less played the game
CM 13 status?https://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
>Mind breaks you
off to a great start
my HERO
I win again, buster!
"i hope you can forgive me for beating you i didnt mean to fracture one of your ribs"
>>567590927I demand a week of bareback sex
>>5675889064 paces: Virgo Laisu, Capricorn C Hayahide, Pisces and Aries with dirty XOguri.1 end: Taurus 2 Ayabe.I had a chance at Scorpio with a late, but my KKK Pasa rushed and pushed herself out of proper accels, then lost by a nose to Ass Wonda. The only unfortunate loss but I deserved all the other ones. But now this just tells me this is more reason to pull on Light Hello and aim for some Tachyons rather than Maru, though I know that'll change with League of Heroes.
ive fallen for her propaganda...
My girl did it again
>>567591062wahey
>>567591062hot
Since someone was asking last threadHere is my guts Taishin and my spd/wit Taishin. I am running the one on the right.
IT'S WEI NOT WAHEY
>>567591104Brian is cool, wish I had her.
In 13 CMs i brought Golshi to 8 of them and she only won the Plat itself once even though she was frequently my highest winrate racer in the qualifiers lmaoHer other teammates are the ones to bail her ass out when the moment of truth comes
wæ!
>>567590783I don't believe these results. There have been way too many posts complaining about losing to some bullshit and not enough celebrating for the winrate to be that skewed toward platinum. Why are you neighers lying on an anonymous strawpoll?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44Rq_EhDFlM
>>567591164Why the one on the right? Does the left taishin not have Daring/Vigor?
>>567591312Golshi won like 3 plats for me
>>567591312Golshi is banned from my team after I brought her in two CMs, then in both finals, she failed Go-Home Specialist and ended somewhere in the bottom four. Maybe I might do something funny with swimsuit Golshi, but base version is out.
>>567591369
>>567591164I think I'm gonna give up on running 2 2 2, I don't have bamboo or CB so there's no way I can get these stats
something is wrong with my neicha
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT TO FUCK TAISHIN!I want to standing full nelson fuck her!I want to grab her and perform a Taishin Test up and down my dick!
I just had the most sensual dream of kissing Super Creek and hugging her plump body on the floor of the kitchen. I felt the heat from both her body and mouth. I was in the middle of groping her back before I woke up to my alarm for work. Fuck I never felt that comforted before
>>567591462Both have daringBoth have pumped (vigor agemasen me)Left has left handed and spring runner
>>567591468I don't get this image
>>567591547...
>>567591312She ran herself ragged for 80 races just to give the other girls a shot at glory.>>567591468She's won me one CM out of I think four that I trained her.
Which uma is likely to rape her trainer?
>>567591468hotmore?
Make that 13 gold medals.
TASHIN TESTTOOOOO
>>567591664
>your placement>your lobby rank thing3rd9k lobby
Next CM soon. It’s time to start all over again.
let me guess, you need more
>>567591696>tall plus
giving king the sting with my dingaling
>>5675917752nd/13k?What does the lobby rank thing mean btw
>>567591629Nakadashi Taishin
Falcucks...
>>567591868How many opponents you beat and how many opponents they beat.
>>567591881
>>567591828A Real Tearjerker
>>5675917753rd14.5ki've gotten third in both taurus cms after having 85% winrate in both, i am extremely salty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ShxQ5_dY_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M57Fi19vcSI
>>567591920
>>567591828It didnt work...
>>567591920why she fat?
Almost makes me want to exit door when this shit happens.
>>567591717would such a thing as this break jani?
>>567591610she rapes you after her lost in prix de l'Arc
>>567591993filled with trainer's love
>>567592012you're lucky you started with great since skin troubles can drop straight to awful from normal
>>567591993Someone actually knocked her up for real
Hmmm nyoooo I won't do my MANT runs danchou stop asking
>>567591993couldn't resist the pleasure of being cummed inside of over and over again
>got a job>worked 10 hours>too tired when I come home to run MANTis this really how it ends for me? Finally having the ability to spend, only to lose the motivation to play?
>>567591610It's a 3 part set. This is 1, that guy posted 2. 3 is the one where she's naked the next day chatting about a threesome with you and your wife.
>>567591468>>567592041Ironically of all the umas to turn out to be a kind and attentive lover in bed it would have to be Golshi
>>567592012WE'RE SO BACK
>>5675917751st and 7k lobby >>567558334The funny thing is I went 30/80 for this CM, and went 29/80 in Aries, but I got a lower lobby at 5,100 for that one. I'm sure the number is arbitrary, but it's funny how there's that big a difference from 1 win.
>>567592167No? The majority of adults in the world work full time and have time to enjoy their hobbies
which one is the one nips say is turbo hyper mega meta? curren or fine motion?
>>567592189Given how much Goldshi loves to mate and how he's quite the good lover for his mare, uma Goldshi would be an amzing lover.
Who is she on the right again? I really like her voice and whatever group this is she's inAlso share workout Playlists. You ARE running 10 miles a night to keep pace with your trainee, RIGHT? https://open.spotify.com/playlist/49whcEuebR2kvVIWp96Bew
Don't do it torena san, I believe you will get a win in the next CM
>>567592135Pool
>>5675917751st6.5k
>>567592167You could try botting and/or Mambo/McQueen fast fail dailies. That's what kept me in the game. I tend to split my MANT runs over two days.>>567592229Curren.
...
>>567592229curren, she's basically a top 3 sprint meta for 3 years until just now on jp
>>567591949https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZb-SVm7eLEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orL-w2QBiN8
>>567592229currenfor sprint in general and league of heroes
>>567591887>Curren's victory pose a handjob gestureThey're not even trying to hide it.
>>567592170it's actually two different sets of images where trainer sees her with his wife to help with fertility problems and then this is either a completely separate instance or something that happened afterward
>>5675917751st / 9381
>>5675917751st6.5k50% wr round 130% wr round 2 (after tanking in the whale hours)
>>567592094This happened to me and it took nearly 6 months to recover due to necessary races and trainings and extra random mood downs. Who the fuck thought the double penalty was a great idea?
what a name
>>567592471
>>567592471I don't have tachyonshock on my phone so have this
Ayabe body modification
>>567592582The name of their club changes depending on their rank!
>>567592229currenposters are hyping her up, but other anons have said her ult really only works great on ONE CM that is ever run and never run again. She's good for TT but.. lol@using carats for TTAlso there's probably only what, 1-2 sprints a year in the first place?
HOLY
>>567592012happened to me with Special Slut
>>567591376The results tend to skew towards winners early on because they're the most that come after CM ends. But after a few hours or days it will go back to the 30-40% range as it have throughout the past 6 or 7 CMs idk.
>>567592631>tachy after almost killing her trainer with one of her experimentsneat
>>567592630this stupid ulala needs a raping
>>567592635>Ayabe body modification
>>567592674*fixes*
>>5675917751st14k
>>567592635Stop that
basic
>germ*ns are waking up>sudden pedophilia and pregnancy postinghmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
blonde
matikane
CM is overback to fan run, /uma/dacchis
>>567592938I've been awake since 5am
>>567592938inshallah
>>567592982Fine Motion looks like such a good bully target
>>567592885blonde
>>567592982You'll get 1 parent/ace run a day and you'll like it, danchud
>>567591376you forget one simple thing; if you lost you might never even be here. Plat winners like to brag. There are 100% fake plats around here (any faggot who brings up skill and it not being luck)
this is the only acceptable german
>>567592981What about them?
>>567593062You are the regular bully target for FineMo
>>567592982>>567593062stop posting this artist, esp in crop form>>567593132a japanese one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuH_90giGTQ
>>567593035Kidnapped...forcefully taken to Germany...
>>567591775A shameBut ah well, can't win em all
>>567593075batikane
>>567593178make me
>>567593225Sounds like a good deal. It's pretty nice here
>>567593186the guard's expressions always gets me
>>567593270bold of you to assume that I want you to stophttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TacDJvoS9UU
fat flash udders
>>567593225Forced to eat the local cuisine to make your wife happy
>>567592750
>>567593352I hate Mettigel. Cant I just eat a Frikadelle instead?
>>567592415
Still Golshi game.
>>567592938one of those is fine
What about Cute Vega
>>567593279I've been to Germany I think a dozen times at this point and its FUCKING fine I suppose
>>567593352>mettigelhilarious choice, thanks for the laugh!>>567593429>was never a fan of buletten cuz of how fat they are>started making my own, but in the style of a schnitzelhuge flat hack schnitzel are the shit>>567593473"fine" fits it well
>>567593473Where is her hijab?
OH NO DON'T SHOVE MY COCK BETWEEN YOUR SOFT AND SUPPLE BREASTSOH NOOOOOOO
>>567593470>>567593543I saw that
stop posting eishin flash NOW!
Nooooo!!!
>>567593473Have you encountered a German woman over there who has a striking resemblance to Flash?
>eishin_flash_seiyuu.png
Big shiny Flash ass
>>567593473Maybe I'm biased because I live in a pretty area but I like it quite a bit. Def more than the US, I am NOT moving back there. Quality of life is nice too
i like to think all umas born from human women have to be done through c section otherwise the baby uma can rip her way out like a xenomorph because of how strong they are
>>567593615good, not like I'm able to hide it>>567593706NOOOOOOO STOP POINTING OUT HER UGLY MUG
>3Ddidn't askdon't care
>>567593671Unfortunately Germany has too many blondes and not enough raven-haired beauties....
>>567593753Holy fuck at least spoiler that shit
>>567593746>I live in a pretty suburb area>MAYBE IM BIASEDBorn and (mostly) raised in 90s/00s Berlin, while now I'm living in a super chill and quiet suburb. Yeah, no shit you're biased.
>>567593753looks like a standard japanese woman honestly
>>567593850See your mistake was being born in Berlin. That place sucks
>>567593753Sounds of Earth is cuter
>>567593636Here's an image of Flash that emphasises her cuteness!>>567593671None of the women over there came with cute horse ears I'm afraid>>567593746I'm Australian so I wasn't particularly impressed by the quality of life, its pretty similar to home. And most of my trips I was there for a 1-2 months living with family so I do understand what daily life is like a bit more than the usual tourist. The architecture is nicer and I like the way Germans eat breakfast a lot. Also I really like german windows.
>>567593753this is giving me flashbacks of the blue creatura from /gbfg/
Post suzuka's seiyuu
>>567593835>Skirts are fucking dead, it's nothing but JEANS JEANS JEANS>Dark haired girls feels kinda dead as well, being replaced by blond sluts, fatties that think it makes them hot, or funny colored retardsNot counting the brown/red haired ones>>567593940Sure as hell didn't used to. Like all big cities, it BECAME horrid. There used to be a point where my mom kept asking "Wanna move back with me?", that stopped real quick once I started watching some Berlin news in TV, her hearing how fucking bad that place got. Nostalgia is one hell of a drug, reality kills that real quick.
>>567593974>I'm AustralianSorry to hear thatHope you recover one day
>third place A finals >Get Taurus goldSo wait, what do you get for second place?
>>567593835Damn, I wanna explore Germany some day into the most rural of places to find a Flash clone. Perhaps she's tucked in the corners of the Barvarian mountains or in the steelworks of the Rhine Valley...
>>567593753Flash niggas will see this thing and go "yup that's wife material"
oh no don't overpower me with your unfathomable uma strength and have your way with meeeeee
>>567594054My sensei lost…
>>567594054Guess this means his guides are bullshit lmao
>literally only got 1 win in the entirety of round 1 & 2>somehow manages to win the finals against all oddsto think that I almost subbed her out for another uma yesterday, I'm glad I stuck with her
>>567593749I headcanon that uma babies are basically normal and as children they're just very energetic before they develop their proper strength going into their teenage years.
DO NOT OPEN IF YOU'RE AMERICAN, OR EASY TO SCARE!
>>567594161Isnt that the case?Thought it was covered in Dotos career
>>567594137If you won once in round 1 and went to division B but never won in round 2 you still get to go to B finals?
>full throttleWorth it to take? I feel like most umas will be overstammed for this mile CM anyway
>>567594054Did he at least have a decent win rate? >>567594137Already mentioned it in the last thread, but I trained a Digital on Round 2 Day 2, she ran it and lost all 20 races, then won me plat.
>>567594265always gamble
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJX8UOZpW-Ehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x1ueC1w5cc
>>567593974>>567594074Oh and I was staggered to find that German public transport was unironically worse than Australian public transport. The autobahn was very nice and much better than the motorways at home though. I didn't get to drive on it myself but I got to be a passenger and driven at 200 km/h in one of those no speed limit sections
>>567594175I actually dont like german windows because they dont believe in bugscreens over there for whatever reasonRolladens were nice though, we should have those here
>>567594249No, you get send to the shadow realm
>>567594249im retarded and lack reading comprehension sorryit was the HishiAma herself that never got on the scoreboard derp
>>567594215unfortunately don't have her so I don't know... guess I could just watch it on youtube
>>567594175Germans are facing an energy crisis that prevents them from having HVAC systems installed
>>567594054>2 fronts + xoguri>goldshi>vbourbon + xoguri + goldshi>only 1 honest uma of 9holy sovlless
FLASH IS CUTEFLASH IS CUTEFLASH IS CUTE
>>567594318Short distance public transit (buses, trams) are fine in my experience, it's the trains that are horrendous. Everyone here hates Deutsche Bahn.Autobahn is great though, yeah. Roads are also (usually) of decent quality so I like driving.
>>567594323>they dont believe in bugscreens over thereThat is literally untrue lmao.>t. has every single window bugscreend for anti spider fightan>Rolladens were nice thoughNever lived in an apartment that had any, but really wanna know the feel of having some...>>567594372HVAC aren't really that much of a thing in europe period, at least outside of commercial usage where it's obviously everywhere.Even without our CURRENT power problems thanks to the green, it would still be far too expensive to be worth using.
>>5675917751st 11,352>>567594249You get eliminated with no round 2 wins. I assume he means HishiAma only won one race.
>>567594079you can check in the rewards duhis mostly more rewards but same titles
bitch i just wanna FUCKi'm not going to fucking germany
>>567594612You have no say in the matter
>>567594508I was in Hamburg most of the time so that might explain something? Lovely city in general though
>>567594508>Short distance is fineThis.>Everyone here hates Deutsche Bahn.I've yet to experience any serious problems myself, but it's hard to ignore all the bullshit they go through.
>>567594509>That is literally untrue lmao.Back when i lived in kaiserslautern literally nobody had bugscreens in the city or the surrounding villages...Rolladens were cash money though, i would have them installed in my house in burgerland if i could do so without breaking bank
>>567593431now that snowbreak is censored to death, cyagay needs the tail brush room asap
i LOVE when the uma decides to eat shit junior year and waste clocks, then get a decent early classic only to eat shit late classic because yea 600 speed and power is not enough, 300 stamina too btw, it's just amazing
>The german schizo is talking to himself again
>all these krauts exposing themselves>tfw the doxx is trueI fucking hate german shitposters
My breakdancing Seiun with no Med S, no Groundwork and no A&S cucked my main ace V.Bourbon of A&S and somehow won. This fucking boy...
important announcement
>>567594750Flash is gaslighting /uma/ into visiting Germany...I'm going to Germany in September
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>567594769looks more like people who have been to germany than actual germans
>>567594769It's all true. The real doxx comes when we identify finnposting hours.
>>567594804Making Bourbon do an ahegao is my life's mission
>modern germany
My moisturous German wife.
>>567594810Where in Germany are you headed?
>>567594705>literally nobody had bugscreensLiterally a poor/lazy problem. I get being too lazy to manually install a EXTREMELY cheap screen, but there is plenty of "easy install" ones available these days.
>>567594810Why would I go to north Afghanistan?
>>567594729>Clocking the Junior G3s
I live in moutain jew land tho
why is a game about horse racing and animal husbandry popular in germany
>>567594810I will visit Deutschland once they apologize to the US
>scat poster was a flashfag>he is still here spamming flash>he is german>he likes muvluvnaruhodo
>>567594961>Why is a game about FUCKING HORSE RACING popular in a country that used to be known for training horses and horse stuff in generalDon't tell this dude about how many horses Germany used in WW1 and 2
Aren't Yupoors supposed to be asleep
>>567595026it's 8am bwo I took my dog out for his morning walk an hour ago
>comfy waifuposting>random schizos start screaming into the voidclockwork
>>567594904i literally have to squeeze as much as possible since the next cm is gonna be more bullshit than the previous ones
>>567595026They're shitposting on the train or at work around this time.
Well, I got unlucky. Getting placed in lobby with a faggot who brought triple Ug fronts is almost a death sentence for backliners, But even with this setup Golshi almost had it. Not bad for a single ace lazy prep, with 1 career per day.
>>567595026Nah I got into the office an hour ago.
>>567590576pocket paizuri
>Giving the zero image posting anti jp schizo attentionKeep fun posting Ger bros and Aussies
>>567595026Afghans are waking up or already on their way to work
>>567594880I'll spend the most time in Hamburg and Darmstadt, I'll be visiting other cities for tourism but I haven't decided where yet, maybe if you have some suggestionsI like going on hikes and being outside in general, anything historic too. I don't tend to do urban stuff too much, I did not like Berlin in general
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
>>567595150what the FUCK are you talking about
>>567595191they'll all get corrected by my COCK
>>567595196don't reply to V
>>567595104deserved for using gold shit
hold your umasor be held by themno need to be picky
>>567595191That only makes raping them funnier
>>567595228I love yuri dick correction doujins. Too bad they're far and few in between, hopefully some sloppaGOD will make that scenario one day
>>567595231who the fuck is V you fucking schizocan you make any sense?
We love Eishin Flash here?
>>567595251Not everyone is unemployed with free time to waste 2-3 hours in gacha on careers daily. Some pick the most efficient way.
>567595335nice try V
Is anyone of these upcoming umas straight?
uh oh the AI bot schizo is angry
>>567595379of course we love eishin wife
>>567595379Jawohl!
Can you tix curren with next pick ticket?
>>567595379>not a single eishin has posted their cm win yetNot much it looks like
i don't self insert
>>567595379Why does she hate Christmas enough to never namedrop it?
>>567595408Would any umamusume have made it on the UNS Unity and survived on Planet?
>>567594725YOSH IKUYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567595454the eishin flash fag doesn't play the game
>say i'm gonna be chill with cm>cm rolls up>doing good stage 1 & 2>finals>2nd place>be sad>say i'm gonna be chill with cm>repeatWhy am I like this, I don't even want the plat titles
king jobber...
inserting myself into flash's umanko
>>567595491>east germany I fucking hate westoid germs
I hate Eishin Flash!!!!
>>567595379https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NywJEWLRbqI
>>567595187Hamburg is nice, Berlin really is just a weekend trip at most so it makes sense that you didnt like it.When it comes to hiking then the alps in southern Bavaria or Schwarzwald in Baden Württemberg are the obvious recommendations but idk how much you plan on traveling. Bunch of pretty castles down there too and you've got Franconian Switzerland (stupid name, I know) on the way.Weimar has a decent amount of history attached to it obviously, I enjoyed my day trip there a few years ago. Dont remember if the museums had English translations though...
>deutschstan posting
>>567595627I would a biko
umbrella date...
>>567595627Why can't I see her crack through that hole?
Flash is cute but I would never wife her, my heart belongs to someone else
>>567595676many are saying this
>>567593345 >>567592375https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFGY89wDOzQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJiQNp6DnlQMight as well spook the actual Germans.
>>567595782i ate it
So, CM14 is bring 3 fronts or die?
Stop posting flash propaganda Cease any discussion related to germany
Alright someone explain this shit to meMy overall rank was low and yet there are trainers like THIS in the ranks below meIt's not fake ranks either all of these umers are properly built with medium SMy opponents' squads were way worse than this (no offense)what even is this fucking denominator. what does it mean that im 1st over 6489
>>567595882I bring 1 end and two lates
The best thing to come out of Germany is Apfelstrudel mit SchlagsahneAnd Hitler of course. Oh and Oktoberfest outfits, yeah I like big breasted women offering me beer yep.
>>5675958821 pace 2 end can win as long as one is taishinIt actually looks like ends are stronger than triple fronts lmao
>>567595893Zwing mich doch.
>>567595627>>567595676>>567595814>>567595834
>>567595907& how well has that gone for you?
>>5675958822 fronts and Taishin if you have her
Biko is the one uma I would want as an imoutoI want to watch super sentai and kamen rider with her and go to those live shows
>>567595893
>>567595994Facts
>>567595904Because it's all bullshit. There're no proofs that low WR means low final lobby or that you get easier opponents
how come japan despite being larc obsessed we don't have an uma with french parents?
Biko is an actual daughter please refrain from lewding
>>567595934>>567595987>Fronts OR Taishin (nobody else just her)Great...
>>567595904It's just everyone you and your opponents beat before the finals
>>567595831>modern talkingwhy would you curse us like that>>567595812Understandable. Guess it's up to me to wife her then, oh noooo haha
>>567596062Because that would mean Japan admits defeat to the frogs, and that will never happen
>>567596064I do what i want
>>567595975It'll do something, probably. I dont sweat it!
@umagrok give me the experts analysis on why Japan can't win the Larc even with hundreds of breeders and trainers chasing the goal every year
Is there an IRL lore reason for why Flash is Falco's roommate?
>>56759428455/80 with wins split between 31 and 24 between days 1 and 2 respectively, far better than what I got but I also won finals with a nonstacked front lobby, so that made it funny to see that room compared to his
>>567596062The closest we can get are the ones with Irish parentage
>>567596132>why would you curse us like thatCuz it's really funny and I actually enjoy some of their songs, always have for some reason.
10% win rate smart falcon takes the taurus cup bwos... I'm so happy
>>567596204doto.....
>>567595831Good stuffhttps://youtu.be/teW0KULIir0
>>567596187two of the cutest roomies
>>567596205Some of their songs arent that bad yeah, but they're such a meme here at this point and no one likes Bohlen anymore. I'll take some cheesy Falco (who was austrian btw) over them any day.
>>567596171it's the secret of the droods
I believe that sticker post now
>>567596163I wonder why her original design is so much different than her actual release one
Special Lips
>40 minutes later>the german schizo is still talking to himselfgreat thread retards
>>567596431who knows
>>567596187i kinda want a big carrot comforter
I think Ines Fujin would be a good wife
>>567596521I think you're correct.
what's the biggest DAHBY race in germany
>REEE STOP GERMAN POSTINGOKAY FINE! CYKA BLYAThttps://youtu.be/yyT7Q5tGIwIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6fu6LFNR0whttps://youtu.be/D193wSP0YLc>>567596332Plenty of good scooter songs, so I'll pick this one. :^))https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1oFBntTvDs>>567596349>no one likes Bohlen anymore.Wasn't that always the case in a way? I always saw him as Germanies 2nd hand Simon Cowell.>who was austrian btwThat wasn't the point, and I know.
>>567596190So a good team, but RNG'ed in the final.
Can someone post website for race schedule please? Need to check if I missed something or not when I was saving spring/mile
>>567596108It's actually triple fronts, or any other comp with at least one end closer preferably taishinTamamo and Digital can do the work too. Hell even og oguri
>>567596640https://race.daftuyda.moe/
>>567596640Hmmm nyoooo find it yourself
>>567596062Closest ones we have are the half-french umas with Laurel and Chrono. In game, they did make Chrono's dad actually French to reference her irl sire Bago (also an arc winner)
Zoomers use 1337 now?
stop having fun you filthy disgusting furries
Doing a Guts runs is honestly really difficult Can I just slap 1 guts card to ensure I get to 600 guts and just focus on clicking speed and wit?
If I run Curren and Falco who do I put in third and why?
solo front works since everybody else brings fronts. /uma/ will seethe about this fact
>>567596740CHRONO IS AFROG?AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567596501cute
>>567596781Prepare for the double gamba quadruple enda rooms where you're gonna be the only bozo with a single front runner EL-EM-AI-OH
>>567596578People tolerated his bs while he was still making music and a bit after while he was jerking himself off like with his own movie, but at some point the patience with the narcissism ran out even amonst his fans. Normal people never really liked him, that's true. And the budge Simon Cowell description is apt as well.I just mentioned Falco being Austrian because I've met plenty of people that weren't aware. Jeanny is a timeless banger...
I want to take a trip to Europe in the summer. What country should I visit /uma/ bros
>>567596781Depends on the CM. I'm expecting a lot of backliners this time because of Cheer Halo and the Taishin Encroaching Shadow hype.
>>567596914Don't forget people realizing how broken CB is
>>567596743There's some dated references (Yolo, swag, busisn') in her career.
>>567596856>>567596902I enjoyed the UK the most and I've been to a bunch of EU countries. I also enjoy British cuisine so keep that in mind when you consider the sort of person I am
>>567596902Depends bro, what kind of vacations are you into? More of a nature or city guy?
>>567596752big boobs full of smarts
>8801I'll take it, a plat is a plat!
>>567596896>like with his own movieI remember literally a single scene, a probable trailer shot. What a weird thing to exist.>description is apt as well.Wouldn't be shocked if he took him as inspiration, the similarities are just too coincidental otherwise.>that weren't awareFOOLS!
>>567596998I like cities and being able to explore ruins or just old sites >>567596987Never been to the UK or any European country much less dealt with the cuisine so I’m excited to experience new stuff
>>567596814Nyes well, half frog. Her sire is French but her dam is still Japanese. Funny enough, Lememe also took over as her jockey after Kitamura got his back injury
>>567597151Sounds like you'd love Rome
>>567596902
I know the real you enjoyed that dober pussy but you can't be fucking serious, you have 300 speed in JUNIOR year for fuck's sakeThe dober smell can't be THAT good to lose
dober's intoxicating umanko musk...
Being german has to be a miserable existenceYour women are whores that prefer muslim dick over yoursYour men are too cucked to do anything about itThe jews in the positions of power made sure to destroy germanyNo wonder they use videogames as escapism
stop being a cringelord
>>567596743they maruzensky'd the zoomers...
I already finished my CM14 aces pretty earlyCM15 is Christmas Oguri-ville right? Late race starts at 733 which is crazy close to perfectWhat's the key to winning, just gamble late surger shit like the Satsuki Sho CM?Can I just run those aces again?
>the other server called off today>had to work by myself >double busy because the local colleges had their graduation and the faggot zoomers are coming in to eat>had to stay 1 hour extra closing by myself>come home>TP is full>have to do MANT
the fuck, did someone lose cm13 THAT badly
>>567597341Dober's umanko wouldn't smell
ugh...
So is Dober + maru/ryan THE late surger combo?
>>567597494Let me sniff to see if it reeks, Dober
>>567597534no
>>567597494*DEEPLY INHALES*
>>567597534Only if the third corner is on late-race. Ryan + Maru (or velocity) is better for most of the tracks
don't ask questions just train umas for CM and then get excited to train umas for next CM
>>567595104Is that OUR Raito?
>>567597387This is when you start using THAT
>bring a honest team with 3 aces>3 debuffers in the lobby>loses to this bullshit oguri crap
>>567597636>don't ask questions just train umas for CMI can't. I ran out of clocks already.
Anyone have/know someone with a good parent for Taishin? I'm struggling trying to find one, especially with Cheer Halo somewhere in there
>>567597387*slaps your ass*bring me my food bitch
>>567596965But every content creator said that Mr CB is broken by simple virtue of being good at just LB1.
>>567597636Im doing claw machine rn broI misclicked recreation......
>>567597698YOOOOOOOOSHI IKUYOOOOOOO
>>567597762It is which makes her even more absurd
>Mr.CB is broken gwo>use it on my gold shit>barely gets top 5 with daring strike and broken ultI don't get the hype
>>567597636Yes.
Umasumi everyp___
The first of many king halos
>>567597881Dumb pun
Alright, rate my build If losing win, Pace S, Mile S, Turf S, Blossom, Shadow break, Plancha, Uma2, left handed, spring runner, outer post prof, long shot, lone wolf, maverick, FCM, comp spirit, sunny days, pace savvy, (super) lucky seven, PoC, speed star, corner connoisseur, neck and neck, radiant star, ramp up, straight adept, home haste, productive plan, mile straight, mile corner, shifting gears, unyelding spirit, pace straight, pace corner, tail held high, slipstream, playtime over, downhill, straight accel, nimble, accel, go with flow
too long didn't read
why the FUCK did you type all that out instead of posting a screenshot
>>567597674>>567597794Fine Motion doesn't act like this and I need you to stop posting my wife.
>>567598029
>>567597983your shrewd step?
post something sleepy
>>567598090
>>567598105Tits too big
Sad...
>>567598118Literally me
>>567598081Is it good?
>>567598175no such thing
>>567598292goated
>>567597890Does she need pump?
>>567598581niggas couldnt even hide the hanger part
Not gonna lie, I think Suzuka is kinda cute
didn't ask
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Happy 47th birthday, Lememe! He must've been extra happy about that Victoria Mile win since it was close to his actual birthday and he also got his 100th G1 win with it at the same timehttps://idolhorse.com/horse-racing-news/g1-race-reviews/embroidery-restores-her-real-energy-as-lemaire-reaches-100-g1-wins/
thank you digitan you truly are the strongest umamusume
>>567598724Silence Suzuka!
>>567598669how big would her tits get, after a "she's gone to america to compete, trust me" pregnancy?
Does anyone have Tamamo's "what da heck" reaction image on hand? Need it for something.
wow finally a good seiun sky mile parent!!
>567598771This has to be the most offtopic nobody cares type shitpost nglNiggas wishing happy birthday to umas is understandableBut this? The fuck are you smoking nigga
>>567598824>stamina+milelol
event ends in 7 hours umadacchis
Suzuka reverse rape
>>567598728GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
>>5675988354chan has a reply feature you know
>>567598835Little bro seething here for no reason kek
>>567598779Oh, Digitan got another toreina PlatI dont know how or why Digitan specifically was so fucking strong on this CM when she didn't even get that much attention at allThe only reason i decided to stick her on my squad is because of Hakuraku's stats..
Why is it called reverse rape and not just rape?
>rest>race twice>restcool scenario
>>567598835How miserable are you anon goddamn
>>567598771happy birthday!
>>567598851you take what you can get, and it's not like blues are that important desu
>>567598906It's a trick used to pettily deny someone a (You) while still making it obvious who you're replying to.>t. /vp/ shitter who HAS used it
>>567598798THIS big
>>567598926Feminism>>567598872gimmegimmegimmegimmegimme
>>567598771How old is too old for jockeys? I imagine they can continue their career for quite a while compared to other sports.
I want to get reversed raped by Gentildonna
>567598906lol what a fucking newfagno wonder this thread is more shit every monththe OGs are burning out and only the newfags remain
>>567599021I think that fucker Take is almost 60 and still going
>>567598980why does vp matter
>>567598771Happy birthday LeGOAT!>>56759902147 isn't so bad I think, Take is even older at 57 and he doesn't seem want to retire any time soon still
>>567599083Because, frankly, I haven't seen it outside of /vp/ lol
>wedding banner>get a previous banner umathis happened twice, first falco now palmer
>>567598852I can never get the extra pull in these because of the 10 career mission..
>>567598872Suzuka's umanko would be unbearably tight and hot
>>567599048reply to me COWARD
>>567599048Meant for >>567598906
(you)'s are a precious currency you knowDon't just give dopamine to anyone willy nilly
>>567599039
>>567598728>>567598886I hope you choke and die frontniggers
>>567591775Also 3rd in 9k lobby
>>567599226If you dont want me to get hard how come you're so fucking sexy, huh?
>>567599136you can nuke runs in ura with bakushin or rudolf since she has the fastest objective career, unless i miss one or more umas with an even faster oneotherwise, it's just one single pull
Are we pretending to not know what denying a (You) is?Is not just something that happens in /vp/Happens here all the time and other /vg/ generals
>>567598926simple really, its a fair double standard. Vast majority of males would welcome it, unless fugly (even then..), while fem more likely to be traumatized cuz dongs are gross
>>567599280doing that on purpose still makes me feel bad
>>567599297Is... is that Gentil with glasses?
>Same guy from a few months ago is complaining that MY club isn't a discord oneone of these days>>567599297me titfucking her, btw
>>567599226Its your fault...
Does Cheer Halo need to take pump to cope if she overshoots? Also do we take umastan since that also overshoots her at the start?
What would you do to a bratty Chiyono?
>>567599226Yes that's true, I'm always hard when I see Genti!>>567599297WTFTITSEXXX
>>567599021Norihiko Yokoyama is 58 and Yutaka Take is 57, and they’re still going. Lememe is fine
>>567599384French kissing a bratty Chiyono
>>567599384go back to having sex with her mother, probably
>>567599281i'm not pretending i came here from gameFAQs 2 weeks ago
>>567599384umarape umarape
>>567599297
>>567599226It's a ghost! It requires a virgin sacrifice!Have sex with me so we can stop it!
>>567595404Machan and Bamboo
Mejikane
I don't have taishin.I do not have good front runner cards.I never got any uma to SS.How am I gonna survive next CM with pace/late umas?
>>567599653Mejicanofuckukitarroz...
>>567599607>BambooWait, really?
mesugaki hebe lolil uma specifically handcrafted for me when?
i did it f2pbros..i fuckin' did it....
>>567599736Flower and pray
>>567599760sweepy's banner is in 2 weeks
>>567596205dam this bitch looks so ugly smiling
am I just supposed to not bring any midgame if I'm putting the king halo unique on an endcloser?
>>567596556Deutches derby
>>567599736open..?
>>5675997362 pace 1 oonige suzuka to block the fronts and create a gap with the end trannies
>>567599347I thought it was transcend at first
>567599790>oguricrap>goldshityou didn't win
>>5675997363 lates and as many accels as you can get
>>567598798Not much. Pregnant Suzuka will be hot because her big belly will be contrasted by her small chest.
>>567598852>>567599280I don't have MacKeen to do quick and dirty runs, so the boy will have to suffice
>>567599736>How am I gonna survive next CM with pace/late umas?Uhh watPeople are using ends on a mile CM?
>>567599809if you hit chalo unique you winif you whiff chalo because you're so far up you win
>>567598835Sorry meant for >>567598771
>>567599736>Your own 2 speed card>witbobo + 2 other wit cards>falco borrowidk man front decks are pretty free unless you're autistic
hmmm don't think this guy I'm against is a pedophile
>>567599923mean to >>567599790
>>567599985next cm is all fronts and ends
>>567599796Didn't pull on her.>>567599821Having no fighting spirit is gay.>>567599836Don't own Suzuka>>567599943Alright, so I need to do what I did last 2 CMs.
>>567600040this game is very unbalanced
>>567600104did the oguri CM not tell you anything
>>567600104True!
>>567599280I did 6 runs like that yesterday but by just resting in MANT until the end of junior yearThe first time I accidentally did it with Doto and her sad voice made me feel really badSo I switched to Brian and nuked those suicide runs in like 10 mins
>>567600104It's okay, don't worry about complicated charts. Just run Winning Ticket! She's grab the winning ticket!
>>567600129which one?
>>567600104Don't worry, eventually the game shifts to only X style is good into only latest uma is good
>>567600013Witbobo is timelocked. I started playing ater it.I haven't tried a small fart borrow yet, I will look up the database if anybody has that.
>>567600040pace fine motion is going to rape everyone on the actual cmlobbies only have discord faggots who watch sloptubers
>not a single speed anklet the entire runWhy is this allowed
>>567600189oh you're a latecutiejust play pacers and hope you get lucky then I guess+golshi
HOLY SHIT THIS RETARD FELL FOR WITGODS ADVICE KKKEEEEEEEKKK
>>567600025i won
>>567598805Anyone?
>>567599809Daring strikeWhere is your daring strike?
>>567600292What's the advice?
>>567600292Stamina is an illusion in the first place
honeyade honeyade
>>567600292>told people 1k stam +600 guts or 800 + 1 gold>he didn't buy a goldLiterally a reading issue
>>567600292>brings a nature>and a grass>his own uma gasses outdebufferniggers deserve everything coming their way
>>567600439Stamina + Guts = 1600The retard is telling people that having 1200 Guts and 400 Stam is the same as having 1200 Stam and 400 Guts
>>567600556>corner connoisseurredditor iq
>>567599996>chaloohhmmi hope that's not the name we settle on referencing her alt
>>567600292>makes a plebbit post >gets outed by >>567600485KWAB let me guess a VFnigger?
Some YouTube did a math essays about this once. You should hit stamina requirements if you can only run one ace.If you run 3 aces, one should be safe, one should be borderline, one should be cheating stamina requirements for the highest % to win.
>>567600556>savvy>corner conn>no red shift or beyondlol
>>567600620Yeaaah... That was the case last year, before they began making Guts not the "Stamina: Electric Avenue" stat
>>567600556>on your brick and fighter instead of radiant + 1 white recovery
I want to nut inside a girl
>>567600556literally would have lived if he dropped corner con + something else and get radiant
she won me a plathuzzah
What if instead of CB, I just bring Ayabe pwr instead?
>>567600952Why not both?
>coming to terms with losing taurus rerun since at least I won plat the first time around>will hopefully be fine if I lose gemini since I also won plat first time around, though that will be 3 losses in a row>cancer cup rerun which I lost first time around is xoguri double dom cup>resisted running debuffers so farFuck me aaaaaa
give me an obscure uma nobody likes so i can be her only fan and feel like i'm an unique chungus
>>567601007rice
>>567601007air messiah
>>567601007Believe
Oh right, are there even any Double Tauruses in here? Can we see the title?
>>567596431Maybe she was originally slated to be more of a magical girl and not a sentai otaku.I don't mind, but I wish her hero costume looked cooler.
thoughts on ayabe and curren
>>567599943The honest man's team.
>>567601007rose kingdom
>>567601060I can job every cm from now on and not care
>>567601007Bubble Gum Fellow
>>567601007Tucker Bryne
>>567601007air shakur
>>567600502
>>567596431
>>567601007narita top road
>>567601018I want a Dia wife...
>>567601060dozo
>>567601137Sorry but that Uma is loved by women
>>567601121>tfw 6 attempts at one of these doohickeysoh boy
>>567600556Bwo you could already tell it's an IQ issue by the fact that he's taking pictures of his fucking monitor.
>>567601007Narita Top Road
>>567600040If front runners can get runaways why can't end closers get end closer+
>>567601007Ntr
>>567596501the winged backpack reminds me of uguuhttps://youtu.be/KrggyNW3kl4
>>567601007Though not exactly "obscure," I don't see many talking about Godolphin Barb.
Dahby got 4th...Sure my Natie won but I wanted Dahby to win...
what the HECK is the point of velocity skills when uma is an accel game?
>>567601007K.S. Miracle>>567601068Ayabe is an emo sadgirl, but her mofumofu obsession is cute.Current is a manipulative cunt.
>>567601160>>567601121Actually..>one lone star stuck onto it>positioning clearly implies space made to fit more stars onto successive title wins>only ever have one repeat of the zodiac
>>567601212golshi can
>>567600861But bro she will get pregnant
>>567601212what would that be, someone who jobs early race extra hard?Oonige also really arent there to win so you could argue a debuffer to populate the final positions late race so your end has more overtake triggers already fulfills that role
>>567601007NTR
>>567601251Winning the midrace for good positioning
>>567601292Good.
>>567601278you vil have your nameless slop CMs and you vil like it
>>567601278>3000m Long has never been rerun to this day even in JP
rape riceposters
>>567601298yeah, give them like a spicier version of PDM
>>567600695>>567600790why? i thought radiant star was extremely rng based and corner connoseur would complement professor of curvature (cygame gave an achievement for having both)
What we really need is a Kentucky Derby CM.
>no groundworkDamn
I want to play goo-goo babies+ today.
>>567601382wtf that is one ugly laisu
>>567596249Congrats anon, good job
>about to give up>finalty get turf S + NN
>new dataoh no no nosweepies
>>567601153
>>567601432You can't even rape a dotoposter
>win a race with fine motion wedding>can't make out exactly what she says but hear "ceremony" and "hajimaru"Why are mares like this?
>>567601508Corner Cunisseur is a gamble that isn't even a good gamble. It's not guaranteed to hit together with other corner skills. Also, on a late surger you want cunisseur and professor to hit together on the final corner, but they can hit together on the first corner, which is less beneficial to you. But even if it hits together in the final corner, in practice you often don't gain that much position. Red shift and Beyond are much more consistent accels.Savvy if for debuffers and you were building an ace. Unlike other greens it gives you wit and vision radius instead of speed.
>>567601007ntr, your only requirement is to be black
>>567601651what the fuck is nn
>>567601673Dia's dias...
>>567601060Genius Eagle won this one, and gold ship won the first taurus
>>567601579they are all ugly
>>567601278I dunno why they stopped doing Zodiacs. I guess the generic Distance/Dirt titles make more sense since you can show off that you're a Dirt expert if you really like Dirt for example but the Zodiacs are more SOVLAt least I don't need to worry about getting a 2nd star so that's something
>have come to the point where I just straight up abandon the run if the uma loses a single race in juniorDamn,when did I become this soulless
>>567601178Oh boo hoo, I have one single shot.
>>567601738No Neighgers.
>>567601153Stop being a retarded faggot and marry your cute trainee already, toreena.
>>567601729this is a comment on the reddit post that they copy pasted
Run Nishino flower first time. As the ace for the next CM and to be a mother. Deck: KSB, Vodka speed, Helios, FM, Tachyon and borrowed Daiwa for neck and neck. I think I raced a lot, and there is some room for improvement in terms of stats, especially wit, but the amount of SP is pretty low and I can't grab all the good skills. Also I wonder if doable with 3 wit cards and only 1 speed card. Or does she not need Neck and Neck at all? I could borrow NTR then.
>>567601826How the fuck should I know? I don't use reddit.
I'm getting catchup front pilledYou all know about the front who hit angling and leaving everyone behind, but I noticed that whenever my 2 fronts are running close to each other at the end (not just duelling), they don't stop gapping the backline compared to just 1 niger zooming. Could it be that they still do front overtake mode and struggle all the way into the finish line?
I love this silly uma so much... She has won both Taurus CMs, and several more, for me. Golshi my GOAT
Is it Dia hours
>>567601953it always is
>>567601953Dia LOVE hours?
girls are cute
>>567599342can't blame you, it's sad>>567599983>>567600142sadly it's the best way if you want to minmax those fast careers, good job bros
>>567601953SOMEONE REPORT THIS. SHE TOOK A TORENA TO EPSATONO ISLAND
schizo trigger
The Boys finale was so fucking awful.
>all these ntr repliresbut why? she got a whole animethat is not an obscure uma
>>567602141please only use this image for off-topic unc stuff, thanks
>>567602141>bad show has bad finalewaow
hey
>>567602182I was playing counter-strike the other day
>>567602141The boys? I'd rather watch the girls if you get what I mean
love this bird like you couldn't believe
>>567602173Sorry bwo I'm schizo posting on a pass cooldown
>>567602173I am replying to you in good faith assuming you genuinely don't know and aren't shitposting yourself.We have a thread schizo who is an NTR fan/avatar poster.
You triggered Buena damage control mode!
>>567602141it's funny how the actual current USA president is actually an even worse person than the character literally made to embody the worst traits of americans
>>567602217>Love Dia>Hate RabiThis image...is tearing me APART
>>567601702She says "ceremony no hajimari dane"
>>567602207is there a collection of these
>>567602353I would also like to know I only have a couple saved
>>567602306I am also replying to you in good faith assuming you're just trying to be helpfulthe schizo is not the NTRavatarfag. They're both bad but one is worse.
All the platinums till now were child's play. The real ones start with Gemini 2, the very first performance of Ms. Victoria.
>>567602306not shitposting and i'm aware there is people here who like NTRsure there is an avatarfag but he is not the only one who likes herso yeah i am curious why the NTR replies for a post that asked for obscure umas when she is nowhere near being obscurei think obscure umas are the ones outside the top 100
>>567602141can't remember the last time a series got a decent ending, not even a good one, just decent
>>567602453there won't be ms victoria there either you retarded shart falcon
do enemy umas get stat boost during rival races? like not even the rival itself but the npcs in generalwhat the fuck do you mean pearl and nishino are shitting the bed when it's not a rival race at nigata? dober and city are the rival, they suddenly become monstersit's pissing me the fuck off
>>567602141Why are you watching The Goys? It went to shit after s2 and then all they did was try to parody muh trump
>>567602353>>567602416The only compilation I've found so far is from reddithttps://www.reddit.com/r/RiceShower/comments/1s61r5c/rice_shower_zakkoku_gifs
>>567602141Why was Invincible able to penetrate the cultural zeitgeist while The Boys flopped on its face
yosh ikuyo time to check my CM results!
>>567602453Ms. Victoria is added with the Scorpio rerun.
>>567602525I liked the ending to BCS
>>567602421They are both extremely mentally ill. I don't even care about the avatarfaggotry that much but the guy spends hours posting the same images of NTR here everyday and the schizo spends hours fighting him. No mentally well person is doing either of those things.
>>567602421Idk the NTR poster is retarded enough for me to call him a schizo even though he is not as bad as the yuri and anti jp shit. Dont really want to elaborate or discuss any further because it's really just exhausting and ruins threads.>>567602524The guy is really just unpopular enough to be the brought up constantly.
>>567602665that was 4 years ago but i agree
>>567602670one is mildly annoying when the other is not aroundone actively ruins the thread even without his one sided love being onlineBut yeah I wouldn't wanna keep this topic up
>>567602648Thanks anon
>>567602353dunno but here's all i havehttps://www.mediafire.com/folder/lbxtbmh1ft5eb/dolphin+porn
Big Horse
>>567602805wtf this isn't dolphin porn...
>>567602665Agreed. I ended up liking BCS better than BB.
I didn't watch the boys past s2, what the fuck happened now?
>>567602525Even manga/anime struggles with satisfying endings, unless it’s a miniseries based on real history. Reality is stranger than fiction
>>567602687>The guy is really just unpopular enough to be the brought up constantly.are you telling me an irrelevant avatarfag lives rent free in the mind of anon and that is why they replied NTR to the obscure umas question?obviously with malicious intent
>>567601834>No reply GAMERS PLEASE ANSWER
>>567602525What's the boys? I still haven't finished Lost
>>567602904
>>567602662i got raped...
>>567602904Watch Season 3 for Soldier Boy kino alone, then you can stop there
why is cafe a womanlet?getting mogged by her daughter?
>>567601834Make a guts deck with Kitasan, Fine, Marve and 3 guts
>>567602141I never really got into that show because the "good guys" looked like fags compared to the villainsLike that Hughie character looks pathetic in every possible way and I'm supposed to root for him and eventually think he's some badass?
>>567600620He did not say that? He's always pushed stamina more than guts
Do you prefer your Umas wearing skirts or tight yoga pants?
>>567603013>>567602904Aroma Kinen
>>567603076But all guts card suck ass and give no good skills...
>>567602997I think you're better off getting Neck and Neck over FCM
>>567602525umamusume
>>567603108Nothing at all
>>567603002Capeslop that tries to go into the superheroes being shit people angle
>>567602904Trump lost.Trump got humiliated.Trump would suck your dick.
I want a ningen woman gf...
>>567591775I forget, is it better for the number to be big or small?
>>567600556This is why I always tell people to buy Radiant Star
>>567603094He says that everytime? He even says it in the Gemini video that got released yesterday.
>>567603186
>>567603198bigger
>>567602997What are your parents? What are you inheriting? Her unique is a late race acceleration, so if your parent's inherits are also late race acceleration, you don't need N&N, if your inherited uniques are speed skills, N&N is fine. NTR is generally prefered because FCM.
>>5675917752nd12k lobby
>>567602624are you an actual retard? the comic it's based on was written long before Trump's presidency. if you think the conically evil american villain is supposed to be a parody of Trump there's something very wrong with you to not realize what that means.
>>567601802Why? That low on clocks? I don't mind burning clocks early, because the start is always the most volatile in every scenario, but as you progress you start to steamroll.
>>567600013>Falco borrow/uma/ told me any Front without Escape Artist is bricked though?
>>567602654Invincible is just as shit but on the opposite side of the spectrumI hate these stupid fucking dishonest "capeslop but for people too insecure to enjoy capeslop" which in the end becomes literally the same thing they're parodying/mocking if not worse
>>567602141>the soys>>567602654by being actually good beyond le shock factor
>>567603281I'm not fighting /uma/ in my 6k lobby and I wouldn't wanna. It's easy plat city here
>>5675917752nd11k
is unrestrained really a brick on gw vbourbon?
>>567603304I mean Kirkman just plain sucks at writing any superheroes that aren't a flying brick. Like he wrote out Eve just because he wasn't creative enough to actual write about her powersUmamusume
>>567603264Dawg the writers literally admitted that Homelander in the later seasons was written with Trump in mind.
>>567603034I GOT FUCKING XOGGED AND DOMMED BROS THIS AIN'T FAIR AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEhttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=HhKdLmkq6T5COMWnpj0BNn1a
>>567603136Vodka speed is not a good cardDaiwa is a brick and it's not worth it for the goldHelios is the only good card
Looking at the timeline 2027 and beyond and man they really put SiL speed, Shakur stam and Kris S power within 3 months of each other. I guess I'll have to whip out the paid carats when the time comes assuming I havent dropped the game by then
>>567603391Soulless lobby
>>567603220I see that you're the reddit OP and unable to read as well
>>567603391many such casesIKUYOOOOOO*gets raped*
Me and who
>>567603336>6k lobbyBwo my Open League finals was that number...
>>567601834You don't need N&N, and the trade off of using that awful card is even worse. Headon is just fineBorrow Topro for Firm Condition Demon, speed greens and mile S are crucial to winNishino has more than enough accel on her unique, together with inherited Mummy she will do good
>>567603391YOOOOOOOSHIKUUUUUUYOOOOO*DELAYS SPURT*
>>567603440Stamina + Guts = 1100What's 1000 Guts + 100 Stamina?
>>567603264I think YOU are the retard because the comic and show are NOT the same
>>567603460are you bobo or rice
>>567603523Fat ugly bastard mode.
*trains your guts*
>>567603487Open and Graded are separate so I don't think it means anythingmy 6k and your 6k are entirely different people after allbut yes it's a giga shitter lobby
>>567603391Same Maya bro>>567597698
>>567603523bwo really out here unable to read and ignoring what I said
>>567603386>>567603524the man is literally a villain from captain planet with his EPA reversals, he literally bought himself immunity from the IRS, wake up, he wants to kill you
>>567603242Pasa and Oguri(borrowed). For now those, but I will try to get better ones. They have split stats across speed stamina and power. I got 1200/1200 speed power no problem. To be fair, I don't even know if I really want Plancha. I think another velocity unique is better, especially if I can get N&N>>567603417But Vodka gives lots of good hints overall and events... Why Daiwa is a brick? Isn't her unique is great? Also she has 10RB And yeah, great card Helios for this CM at least.>>567603505What's the trade off, except she's power? So do I just stick to the usual deck? KSB, Sunday, Tachyon, FM, Helios and NTR? I only don't have my own mummy, otherwise I have Oguri to build a parent and other.
>>567591775
I dont have it in me to throw career. Best I can do is a quick Bakushin URA run...
>>567603581I want to rearrange Mayano's guts with my cock
>>567603620Do they not teach basic addition in SEA or something?
>>567602665Breeders' Cup Classic?
>>567597698>>567603618YOOOOSH
>>567603652>Pasa>he thinks he won't get buried by 3 fronts bare minimum
>>567603692Just do it with an ugly uma. Like Ryan.
vbourbon 9971 7259
>>567603534Which do you want me to be
>>567603712>let me push this stamina + guts>but ofc let me ignore what you said about how he always weighed stamina more than guts>that'll show this SEAmonke im better hehe
>>567603758But I like all umas. I cant fail them like that
>>567603754I have a vision of the endless position break
>>567603849I just watched the Gemini video and literally says nothing like that
What are the best unique inherits for end closers this next cm? Ryan/Halo?
>>567603076Ayabe Urara and Yaeno.Its not hard.>I dont have Ayabe and YaenoBorrow Yaeno, Urara, welfare Yukino.
>>5675917753rd and 9+- lobby as well... are we all the /uma/ version of Nice Nature...?
>>567603903>his very first screenshot clearly shows more stamina than guts>bwo he didn't say anything like thatGoddamn. I'll just hide this entire stub leddit OP
>>567602624>The GoysI'm pretty sure Trump is jewish himself so why are his supporters so anti-semitic?
>>567603903Holy shit he may be ESL but you're retarded
>>567603963His screenshot is an example retard, all he says is Stamina + Guts = 1100. He could literally say 600 Stam and 500 Guts if he wanted to.His example is awful garbage too since you want 601 stats in both Stam and Guts for Gemini kek
>>567603856Literally Turbo when Teio called her a shitter that would never beat Rice
>>567602141just watched it and can agree. just wrapped everything up in 30min
>>567603754I think I like Nishino...
Umaricans are monsters.haha trump is le bad! So funny>rapes, kills and eats childrens on epsatono islandohnono that's not good! Whatever, nothing we can do>bombs elementary school for no reasonthis is not too bad actually it's a necessary evil>openly scams americans for billions of dollars like a jeethohoho he only scammed MIGA so it's fine! Nothing wrong with con artists, unless they scammed me personally!>starts useless wars trying to end the worldhehe the republicans are never gonna be elected again! hehe the next blue AIPAC president is gonna fix this mess in 3 years don't worry! Uma musume: pretty dharby
>>567603434>Daiwa wit and Shakur are in the same bannerNice
what does it mean when there are no skills
>>567604124Is that so...
I think I HATE Nishino
>>567604221Yes...
>>567604205all her hints are statsthere is nothing to learn from urara
>>567604173doto would say this
>>567604205No skill hints
>>567603652>What's the trade offAwful card with no RB or priority, it's just horribleYou're better off borrowing something else
>BLACK assassin>is a brown horse>BLUE rose of joy>blue roses aren't real
>>567604275Bro?
>>567604272we should have killed all the confederates and their family members
>>567603434good thing you don't need to own any of those unless you're a front main
>>567604263>>567604271is that good do we want that
>>567604263>keep giving Ulala cards that give no hintsThey're so mean
Okay, but Laisu a cute.
>>567604249FUCK YOU
>>567604173fuck iran and israel, every country belongs to the US
>>567604347no uma musume is a skill spam game once the skill pointflation starts
>>567604064Not even him, but I think you're just nitpicking or fixated on his "Stamina+Guts" or something stupid. I haven't watched all of his guides, but in all of his guides, he has always shown stamina as the bigger number and has almost never recommended getting more guts than stamina. Second, I think he says it as 'Stamina Requirement,' therefore stamina is the priority.Plus he's ESL, but I don't think it matters in this argument
>arere?
No one is thinking of breeding Ulala
>>567604378But the US belongs to Israel tho
>>567604345are you OK bro
>>567604367The cutest!
>>567604262I can pick up what you're putting down...
>>567604367murderous
>>567604440for some reason I read palmer stam instead of shakurso yeah you do need one of themkris is mandatory on longs but have you seen how many long events there aren't
Anime or Game Rice
>>5675917751st9k lobbyDespite having a pretty high WR for this CM, I was put on a jobber lobby with a bunch of S+ umas
>>567604449I'm glad you also understand.
>>567602141I stopped watching after season 2 because the ending was also bad
>>567604485you also need SiL speed MLB and Kris S Power is very good even for non longs since you can choose between lose yourself and a generic mid leg gold
Why is there a VFtranny here anyway. I thought that chigger quit the game.
>>567604487Game Rice is canon wife
>>567604569still is replaced in one scenarioif your budget is tight she's pretty skippable
>>567603565No im retarted that 1000 stam 1000 guts
>>567604378lmao the slave class thinks he's the master
>>567603652Daiwa events are good in general that's an upside of the cardBut she is a roamer with no TE so she really doesn't benefit you that much when she sits outside of powerN&N is not that good to sacrifice a borrow for it you will get the same effect with Budding Blossom and Mummy, and for a secondary inheritance you could use Pulse, Barcarole or Shadowbreak (make sure you use 2 paces if you bring Shadowbreak)
>>567604612He is not quitting the game he is making his Derby Vivlos
>>567604398No I've noticed the shift in lots of Sloptubers we used to have them recommend 800 Stam and 400 Guts for example. Now they recomment 1200 Stam + Guts.Seriru mostly makes guides for newfags and casuals so he should be more specific
>>567603523>What's 1000 Guts + 100 Stamina?Impossible to get is what it is.If you work under the assumption that you will get at least 450 stam in MANT no matter what you do. Then 1100 stam + guts isn't that bad of a guideline.However the anon is right, for this CM a Stam+guts guideline isnt really the best. As with a lot of the things he says, he really should have gone into more detail for the American retards.Unless you have a SHIT TON of guts I'd recommend getting 550 stam.
sex with mares
>>567604625For lates? I thought they run SiL+Al
>Seriru makes bad guideswell well well, color me surprised
>>567604682I think the examples he shows in his videos are specific enough. Unless you take it out of context, then I understand being confused by "Stamina+Guts=1100", but if you watch his videos, it's already at least implied.
someone pull the archive with the Dantsu Flame poster saying seriru is garbage and only makes guides for global because jp knows he is full of shit
>>567604883Why don't you find it bwo?
I did 3 runs today with glowsticks on the Arima and Japan Cup. Be grateful Danchud.
if you follow any guide at all, play long enough to spark some meta cards that said guide told you to spark, and dump one try/day on your cm umas, you have 1/3rd of winning platinum, no matter how shit the sloptuber making the guide is at the game
>>567604998oguri sus
>>567603690That is surprisingly high for open league. I guess casuals really been waiting for the rating increase to jump boat
>>567605006thx for posting it, was too lazy to download it
The only REAL uma guide you need start reading toreina.>"The Thoroughbred exists because its selection has depended, not on experts, technicians or zoologists, but on a piece of wood: the winning post of the Epsom Derby. If you base your criteria on anything else, you will get something else, not the Thoroughbred".>"A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character".>"A true champion is a horse that wins under any conditions, in any environment.">“In the pedigree of a stayer of classic quality you will always find the name of a horse that was a good sprinter.”>"Never remain attached to your female lines Mating mares is all about constant experimentation"
>>567604631It's always funny when some uma x uma fags latch on the most wifeable umasLike there was literally an Ardan fan account who only liked her for Ardan x Chiyo who didn't even talk about Ardan's career after she released. Because of course there's zero yuri in her entire career
>>567605203BIG HEAD EATING BEANSBIG HEAD BIG HEAD LARGE GLASSES
what are the actual odds of getting head on through hints in 30 rival races?
>>567605293low
>>567605293high
>>567605293mid
LET'S GO RICKEY!!!
>>567604853Maybe for other scenarios it works fine but since Gutsmaxxing is a big meme during MANT they should be more specific
>>567604449Is a filly's butt supposed to be this perky???
>>567605527>>567605527>>567605527
>>567605293yes no maybe
>>567605537>>567605540my fuarkin heroes
>>567605540fug I'm sorry I thought no one else was going to bake
>>56760529312 pace chaser skills on a 50% 30 times.... idk someone else do the math
1 second apart on the baking... damn
>>5676056971 second apart and 1 post count as well
>>567605202These "people" do it on purpose to ragebait
