Previous: >>567497431>Kunimitsu trailer:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao8PakwFP5E [Embed]>Patch noteshttps://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2925>Season 3 plans:https://www.tekken-official.jp/tekken_news/?p=2380>Wavu Wikihttps://wavu.wiki/t/Main_Page>Glicko2 rating + player searchhttps://wank.wavu.wiki/abouthttps://ewgf.gg/>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notationhttps://glossary.infil.net/>Moves Datahttps://okizeme.gg/https://tekkendocs.com/>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit?tab=t.0>Tekken 8 important moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guide for Tekken 8https://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.64pwd7lfnzip
>>567596210Based
we are the new embeders
>>567596210Perfect OP pic COMBO BREAKER IN A FEW DAYSNA WILL FINALLY BE TOP 8 AGAIN
>[Embed] [Embed]you can tell this mf went running to make one lmao
I fucked a shemale
https://x.com/tkadistefano/status/2056909198789673042tis a weak character is shitten 8?
>>567596837drag has been top 3 since the game came out
post clips of kuni at combo breaker offline chads
>>567596837Breedable Character
set 2 is still safe and basically homing
>>567596837lol eat shit lars faggot
can't wait to one and done -> block every single kuni player.
>>567598235don't worry, they are like alisa players so they do it to you first
>>567596210Kunimitsu is a cool character and I'm happy she is coming back to Tekken.
24th May.... Chloebros do we have a chance?
>>567599429no because they already said it's a new originalbetter luck next season (if such a thing will even exist)
>>567599491Chloe's sister maybe
New original character: Sloppy Chloe>Lore After a downturn in her idol career it came to it's natural conclusion,Chloe became Japanese adult movies star
ANDROID 21 in TEKKEN 8
>>567599023I agree women are so cool
what happened to the other 18 androids
It's time to admit that Adrian "TheMainManSWE" Levander is the best Kazuya in Europe, and could possibly be the best in the world if he cared about it and didn't have to raise a child.
>>567599560before that they need to add Lili's sister Loli
cuties detected on today's sumo lads
>>567599953He'd be a great kazuya if he stopped bitching about waifus.
I hope Pewds starts playing Tekken with a waifu and gets deported back to Sweden, humiliates TheMainManSwe in ranked with his 2 weeks main, and then everyone on twitter makes fun of SaltManSpamSwe,
>>567599953damn you know that arab nigga is seething
>>567599953knee already exposed scrupmanSWE
Ah, this is it. The reason I wasn't really impressed with Kunimitsu in number 7 is because her legs are too thin. She looks like a middle schooler. Number 8 is very good.
>2 weeks since the last gmfizzle tweetthis nigga dead
face goes there
>>567600506nippon banzai
>gmfizzle dyingnah he's just actually playing video games on his playstation 5 unlike you steam users LMAO
>>567600541
>>567600506
>>567600314he was not wrongNA seems to have eclipsed korea currently though
>>567600541only wish the heel shoes whatever the fuck they are were a bit different
>>567600541This but here
i want to BE Kuni
>>567600942you know what a Kunoichi's job was?
>>567600541She should be barefoot
>>567601273maybe...
only a week away from kuni ryona
i legit forgot raven was in the game until i saw him in the kuni trailer.
Good lord.. can we finally get rid of rollback.... I want delay frames
We should have genderswap skins like marvel rivals thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEul8nv4qZo"worst character in the game" btw
>>567602072i refuse to believe diablo jimbo players actually honestly think that
>>567601806Who's that supposed to be on the right
>>567602072it's just that nigga mailman saying retarded shit and spreading it to his even more retarded audience
>>567602279kuni with trashy whore hoop earrings
>>567601581
bumped
swastika ninjutsu
>>567601806>>567602429Can't fucking wait for Kunimitsu.
>>567601806>>567602429So rare to see such quality posts on /tekgen/...Sankyou...
>>567602072>tmm is the same rank as kneejust how GAWDLIKE is tmm bros...
im broke
That's an afk Dante, isn't it? Red coat, white hair, gun and sword..
now also got the jackster to GoD, currently jerking it to some animebimboslop, shat out about a pint of bloot last night, how's it going broes
>>567603764Only found one match thus far.. that's how it's going.
>>567596689Can't wait to buy this on the Tekken Shop™
>>567604382he needs it
debiru jin punches from 3.30, kaz from 3.31 what is this supposed to prove
>>567604382Kazuya is so unbelievably overpowered and it's a joke that his ff2 is close to full screen. Who gives a fuck if it's 16f when it has range like that. I'd rather see it be 10f and have the same range as Reina than this abomination
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGjJpwYP_Kc
diablo jim ff2 is more like 2.8ish range actually
>>567604945Kill yourself
^ denny we know it's you
why does everyone have a pocket lili....
Capcom Won
>>567599953His name is "Adrian"?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567605734how new are you?
>>567605796Someone linked this thread in /sfg/ so I just browser. I don't play this loser's series
>>567605840you rn
I kinda like Azucena and she's a good secondary pick because she's simple but I really hate how fucking shit her punishment is. They really just gave her 12 and called it a day.
900 matches, I still suck at Lars.. still negative winrate.I have no idea what to do with this dude. The tracking is non existent and the mixups are suicide.. it's tough. I'd give a kidney to have a good homing move.
you just suck at the game, he's one of the easiest and most braindead characters. retard.
>>567606419I've played nearly the entire roster and he is by far the hardest I have ever played.
>top5 i10 punisher in the game>i15 launcher>ws i11 "tsunami kick">i15 ws launcheronly "shit" thing about her punishment is not having a braindead i13 ws punisher but if you are not completely retarded you can just cc 1,2 most of those too
lidia
I ain't got no motherfuckin' friends
>>567607063Wife
dude the hemorrhoids are killing melike 3 days ago I ate ultra spicy korean noddles and they destroyed my anusdeh
12 is great for a -10 but as a -12/-13 it's really mediocreMost tsunami kicks are around 30 damage, hers is 23cc 12 is still a very mediocre punish for lowsThere are only 3 characters that can't launch -15 in this game.Her punishment is objectively mediocre. Very good against exactly one frame situation and mediocre to bad against the rest, except -14 standing where it's pretty standard.
>cc 12 is still a very mediocre punish for lows
bro just switch chars I'm tired of seeing your whiny posts about fucking lars of all characters
>>567604382Full screen launcher in heat? I'm sorry but is Kazuya the only honest character in the game? No, seriously?
>>567607702why would he be honest for having a full screen launcher
really eager to whack one out but I am in a meeting with my webcam on...
Half the cast gets 30+ dmg, a knockdown or a heat engager blocking a -13 low and you're telling me 28 dmg and a tailspin is good. And then dedicated -14s are usually either a whole launch or a guaranteed hit for 40ish dmg.
>>567608057You get 28dmg AND a tailspin? I only get 24 and not even heat or knowdown or anything. And it's launch punishable.
>>567608235learn to cc 2,2
>>567608367You want me to do a just frame out of blockstun..and when I fuck it up I get launched..Yeah.. lemme just go learn pewgf, easy.
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9uk9IcoQ0w
tmm telling people to learn matchups is so funny he's such a jokester
even the most powerful AI with 900 000 hours of training data struggles with the Ling matchup.-TMM
>anime
>>567608540pewgf is a triple just frame THOUGH that's only oneyou should be able to do that
>>567608961If you limit it to human reaction speed, it would probably never get past tekken god. >>567609238Absolutely not. Not even Knee does that. It's asinine. You'd have to to practice the recovery time of every single -13 low and then justframe the fucker since you can't buffer it.
The other day TMM was playing vs Alisa and he kept letting her do b+3+4 and when they told him it was punishable he just laughed at the chatter and said it has a followup so it's a mixupI went into training mode and an electric launches if she doesn't followup and floats if she does followup, so she gets killed regardlessWorst part is I used to watch TMM videos when I was starting, I wonder how many other things I think are true but are actually bullshit and he just made them up to cope
imagine you played Tekken before Ling Xiaoyu even released 30 years ago and you're still crying about not knowing what she does
/comfygen/
i can't, not even this putrid fart I did
he says he gets knowledge checked by Lili who has been in the series for 21 years and has basically 0 real knowledge checks
>>567609852You're trans just like your character
Buff Jin NOW
>>567609814Any mid with a bit of range works. Kings always f2. You can probably ff2 it with zooya.>>567609852>gropes your tight boi assSup, sexy~
>lili >0 knowledge checks
>>567610029why are they playing offline but with online ranks
>>567610218they ruined her face
>>567610218WE FINALLY GOT MURRAYMITSU IN TEKKEN
they just aged her up a bit (improvement)
Explain how Lili knowledge checks you
>4chan pass
>hidden
>>567610218She looks so smugYou change the hand gesture a tiny bit and this legit looks like a SPH porn render
Murray is a member of the mitsu clan.
>>567610312They gave her bimbo lips of the whore. I want a real school girl character. Make her 14 and wear cute skirts. Flat chest required.
>>567610339imagine not using a pass in 2026
kys
>kunimitsu mocking your dick sizeoh....
if you'll pay for 4chan you'll pay for literally anything
i want katarina to jam her fingers into my sides and tickle me until i squeal like a pig
>>567600396and they say everyone in japan is a pedo
>>567607702Truth is that the move is fine because of how slow it is AND it can be stepped in one direction so it's semi linear.
>>567610218So this is just porn right?
>>567610025kazuya is not trans
>>567610450thats nice but what does that have to do with kunimitsu? she was never flat, a schoolgirl, or wore cute clothes go project your fetishes into someone other than my wife thanks
>>567610218imagine the bob main menu...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls
kuni II now looks more like her mother, which should have always been the case.
>>567611960Bamco is so incompetent it's unreal...
harada just liked to measure characters in their idle stance. no longer a problem.
ok but will Harada nuke Bandai and get Idolmaster to himself now?
tastes like black
>>567611960one of those is lying and I don't think it's reina
>>567612250not in a billion years
>>567612706they can both be lying you know
>>567612706only men lie about being taller
>>567611753And that's why she always was ugly.
nobody asked for murraymitsuwhere the fuck is miguel and noctis?
>>567612293Hell yeah!!
/we/ asked for Kunimitsu
>>567613161good, I'd rather not have you near her
>>567613528But I'm a Kuni main, have u forgotten?
>>567613523this was before the Chicken jockey situation of 4chan. it was full of bots back then. debunked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVQ4RRKfdc0
>>567613581you will drop her in 2 months
>>567613523>Luckily she's all but confirmedHow did he know? Does Murray post here?
>>567614194Any why would I do that? I played her from release till the last day of T7
yes you braindead retard, Murray lurks here
I'm murray
A black guy goes to Germany and gets in an incident; he loses his arm and rushes to the ER.The doctor comes in; "Vhat zeems to be ze problem?"The guy; "Doc, can't you see, my arm is missing?"The Doctor; "Just get a Jöb"
>>567614243because you don't like her face? why would you play someone you don't like the look of
kuni's tits are too big, her lips too plump and luscious and her face and body too sexy.
They made her bt jab 10f so she has the 14 engager like Lili. I'm sure they will also make db2 like -3 so she has a way to do FC mixup from neutralAlso pretty sure fcdf3 knockdown will be clean hit only
>>567614575Did I not just say I played this ugly cunt for 4 years? And you think I drop her because she's.. ugly?.. What a fascinating train of thought.The customs I had for her were permanent masks.
>>567613392We need more tits and ass in Tekken
Nah, kuni is smoochable af
>>567614526I would laugh at all of Leo's jokes as I undress him and kiss his smooth skin
>>567614780I'm sorry I attributed you a modicum of intelligence my mistake
https://x.com/kau_toriumi/status/2056904868376490299
The only thing that comes to mind seeing Kunimitsu is fellatio_under_mask
>>567614895You think people play Bryan or Jack because they find them attractive? How fucking retarded you? Did you ma drop u as a baby?Nobody find Jack attractive. The dude is ugly af. People play him because they like the movelist.Kuni is easy, her entire movelist is one move. 4,2. And she screams funny. I put face covers on her any hit quickmatch.
the first thing that comes to mind seeing Kuni is facial, dripping_cum, wearing_mask
4,2 will be duckable
>one and done and block enjoy your cancer fest i'mma play real tekken against real characters
Seriously Kuni's lips were LITERALLY built to suck dick.
>>567615224good, that's the goal, removing your ass from my queue without wasting a block slot on my side lmfao
*Ivy Valentine
kuni's face is literally made to be humped
*Leo Kliesen
enjoy getting wallsplatted by an i16 low for 80 damage in your "real" Tekken
Doujin Idea: Kunimitsu infiltrates G-Corp to steal the DNA samples from their biology lab but is attacked by the tentacle experiment as she tries to make an escape
>>567615414ngl i probably won't show up due to them dropping pc releases
more like state of gay lol
you're supposed to own PS5 Pro to play GT 7 by now
murray if you lurk here give us a hint on the new character
How does Sony just do everything worse and yet make more money? Less games, worse games, up the price of the ps5 3 times, and yet they're still the only console doing well.
well it starts with
the new character is an eskimo and he'll come with a new snowy map with ton of penguins in the background, you may want to snapshot this
Amina play some real tekken with......noctis
might reinstall tekken
but they aren't doing well, they projected their line too high
>could come back to tekken 8 after 5 years>too lazy to reinstall and 2D is cooler anywayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ebaJqJfBmg
sony is doing so well they needed to put games on PC to recover part of their development costs LUL, watch saros being ported to PC just so they can make back some of the invested money (it flopped on ps5) while keeping big sellers out of PC
To be fair Saros just looks like worse returnal.What big sellers does Sony even have anymore?
>>567615935>2D is cooler anywayI hecking love watching zoning autism and throw mixup loops, and don't forget about the classic white grid. 2D is so lame
saaros, haha
none, they'll also shared their money with Marvel for the next 2 games
>>567609814that was pretty funnymove has been in the game for 15+ years and he still thought the only thing you can do is step and wait out the extensionand this is the quality of his matchup knowledge for a good 70% of the roster while unironically arguing about "game balance"
Isn't Saros a show?
sony has 3 naughty dogs game incoming, ton of god of war remakes, gran turismo, kojima exclusive game, a new horizon and so onbasically as long as they stop wasting money on live service games they should be fine
Master Kojima always delivers. Can't say the same about Murray
>>567616303kek
>>567615935
>>567616285>>567616483
>>567616369The fact that he doesn't even know what Ling does yet feels qualified to talk about her, her difficulty or her balance annoys me to no end, especially since it trickles down to the whole playerbase. Not knowing what a character does (non dlc) is not the fault of the character.I don't even play fucking Ling.
Still playing bloodborne
MOOOOOM, an official artist is pushing yuri propaganda!
why are you dudes like this?
need kuni reina double paizuri while they take turns insulting my tiny virgin neet penis...
>everything panders to women now, even videogames>they don't even play videogames
Attack on titan looking bitches
>>5676174412 ugly bitches.jpg
>>567615414that's nice but I'm still not buying a ps5
already bought 3
>>567616773
>>567617470this >>567619576 says you a slime tranny, gtfo
I can't think without a streamer in the background. it's over
i want to stop thinking
>tekken more culturally relevant than sfMaybe in pakistan but my grandpa never heard of no teken but he sure as hell knows who Blanka is
technology is taking people's thoughts away
me? it’s PS5 PROFESSIONAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Q042KlxI4
>>567620989I miss old Julia
dead shit gayme
im on the red wine today twins
tell me about kuni why does she wear the mask
>>567623232are you a christmas movie bum
>>567623678no im a women enthusiast
kuni finna mog in ranked
just say youre med bruh
Just had 3 Pauls in a row what an absolute nigger character. I don't mean to offend anyone, but I have to be honest. It's just shoulder after shoulder after shoulder. I just found out he can evade from +4 frames lib stance lib2 and if I do lib4 to get a counterhit launcher with lib4,1 he evades the 1 after lib4. Just shoulder. Shoulder after shoulder. If it works you use it, but Jesus Christ.
/eslgen/
melanin rich videogame genre general
melanin? muy fan
>>567606387>>567606456Haven't you realized you get carried hard by Alisa and just suck at Tekken?
nofap day4
>lars doesn't carrylol lmao
bye bye nofap streak
lars carries for sure but alisa is just on another level
playing alisa and claiming to be playing tekken is like generating ai picture and claiming to be an artist
I AM PLAYING TEKKEN
>>567625453you lost, neo-luddite
india superpower 2030 saar
didnt ask
Lose? Cosmic impossibility
nice one drawCHAD
>>567610218Why is she doing the korean tiny penis hand
>>567626919>>567627075same person
>>567627179everyone who plays her has a small cock so it only makes sense
we need more lidia posting
>>567627416late >>567609852
Lei Wulong... Lei Wulong is coming.
>>567627147Cringe.
The most anticipated characters-John Tekken (JOHN)-Xiao Meng-Reina's mom-The Reporter from Tekken 7 Story mode
wheres leos dad
- Loli (Lili's sister)
pakistan will beat india
left hand will beat right hand
the greatest indian tekken player is in the North American region. He plays Law. and he humiliated Cuddle Core in a Pokemon tournament. SAY HIS NAME
men? huge fan
never buying a paperback from amazon again bruh omg
>>567627312You will never win it, ReinoGive up
>do not use my art for AI trainingkek, these people are so funny. they draw watermelon bikini kunimitsu porn and act like this is a special sacred art and they can stop you from using the image that they made public. insane
>>567629668kek
theyre not insane theyre just idealists
Please do not generate brown girls with medium short hair and big titties, you stupid slopjeets
no, they are insane. idealists are the ones working to usher in a world where no one has to work because robots take care of everything.
chagpt can come up with better bait than thatyou're already obsolete, meatcel
>unless there's a person with a gun aiming at my head why would i not do something just because a person asks me to?extremely indian behaviour, always knew tekken attracted the brownskins
thats just a different idealthe only insane ones are the loyal 8k
I would totally hate it and start seething if the stupid poojeets startet posting slop of tomboystomboys are sacred, only real human artists are allowed to make them
the alien unveiling is being slowly rolled out alongside the ai boom rn because they're going to help us transition to a post-work society where all necessary labor is handled by robots
So that's the kind of relationship Kunimitsu and Reina have. This is definitely fanfiction yuri.
im sorry twin your reverse psychology wont work on me because my pc is too dogshit to gen anything. waiting to buy the win max 3 with a 395 for 4 billion dollars even though i could get a stronger desktop for like $700 because im a chinkheld addict.
that would only be good if the aliens let us live in self cleaning goon pods but you know theyll just send us to work on one of their concentration planets
i don't believe in aliensi like the memes tho
Are you ready for 20k on Kunimitsu release
Pretty incredible that if you have good sponsors like cuddle core you're just immune to getting in trouble for your actions just like the rich in real life.
Miary Zo... Whatever happened there.
>duelist (anagram of dustiel, RIP king) is a full time Kaz nolife>constantly seesawing between god 5 and god 6>meanwhile THEMAINMANSWE decides to play some ranked for shits and giggles on Kaz one day>immediately hits god6 0 effort neededi wonder how he feels about it
she was the best dlc so far at least. not a high bar but its something.
we need more brown girls with big badonkers
absolutely epic that they're getting robots to take over the tedious chore of art and creativity so humans can focus on our real passion of physical labor
>>567631354really?
duelist learned everything from Adrian Ravenda from Sweden EISH
>>567631450i smooch (you)
/smoochgen/
adrian riven plays street fighter though
>>567631178Duelist was 70% of the way to god7 but you literally need a 90% winrate to climb there
>>567625453many are saying this
>>567631362>implying AI isn't creativity>implying people don't like to play with every new technology from the start of civilization
>>567631761doesn't look like it to me THOUGHplus im sure mainman could get god7 in 2 streamsMASKU
>>567631839>lil jeety thinks prompting slop is creativelmao
>>567630696BAGOOSHPENIS
if this bumass nigga mailman is god6 with kazuya then whoever plays kazuya is carried beyond belief
never used ai never will
>>567632068define creativity lil chuddy anon
>>567624931Well that would mean I also get carried by AK, King, Victor, Leo, Jun, Reina, Chlose, Eliza, Kuni, Feng, Geese, Yoshi, Lidia, Oscar, Negan, Josie and Ling. I might have forgotten someone..So by that logic, Lars is the only non carry character in all of Tekken? Aight then. So we agree that he is incredibly hard, yeah? Good.
mainman is gawdlike
you should use ai so you can become aware that it's just a toy and a glorified search engine
AI is pretty decent for coding in small bursts so you can still keep control of the codebase, it has a way to make shit muddier and more verbose than it should and it can't stick to a style at all but it does crunch shit really fast.
nah
holyshit did that guy post anime ahah
anime websitealso I really hope the next character is from anime so you would shut the fuck up. ANIME RULES
i smashed a landwhale
>>567632679kys
>>567633056
AI doesn't give us any new tools but accelerates redundancies that should have been made decades if not centuries ago. Teachers have been useless since the invention of the printing press, but normies were too attached to the idea of the wholesome chungus glorified babysitter who explains ox bow lakes and WW1 to your disinterested kid. Now it couldn't be any more obvious that we simply don't need them. Accountants will be the next to go and it can't happen soon enough.
>>567633521kys
>>567619501I'm confused, is she the jailer or the prisoner?
I watch real anime. BAGOOSH
>using brain bad, nobody should know anything or be smart evertypical ai tard
i hope it's a character from anime too, so that the game dies faster
we just funposting and this faggotron comes here trying to shill his gachaslop machineshut the fuck up
what is funposting? I'm so old
>>567633816>i hope it's a character from anime too, so that the game dies faster????
tekken 8 is the The Boys' final episode of fighting games
they call me sonic… cause im faster than sound i keep on jumping around
stop using prompts OK?! you should pay an artist to use the digital equipment and the drawing program and all the tools BUT NOT AI BECAUSE AI IS EVIL
does fakh have a single punishable move that isnt a duckable high?
>>567634759No.>Gemini, re-render me this Kuni image but make her 6 years younger and remove the shitstain on her chin
stop eating shit OK?! you should pay a chef to cook a meal with ingredients and all the tools BUT NOT SHIT BECAUSE EATING SHIT IS EVIL
anna keeps forcing her shit down my throat and i love it
Jacked off to Lili again
think i'm gonna comm an artist to draw me with asuka's tits in my mouth
my patreon 20$ commissions are all high quality and not literal dogshit OKAY... mmmm lidia feces porn AT LEAST IT'S NOT AI
i prefer lidias piss
i'm incapable of not humiliating myself in front of others on a daily basis
i ask at least 500 bucks for a full artwork
Doujin idea: >Anna tries to anal train Lidia but goes for the big knotted dildo (with pumpable knot) too early, pumps it too much and it gets stuck
jarvis, pull up the AI sanic drawing bait png
AI isn't art but I don't care anymore. My heart is frozen, my soul is black, the last glimmer of optimism that I may live an authentic life in a world that might be mended, is gone. I will leverage the power of AI to secure my financial future. I relinquish all concern for what is pure or sacred to man, those platitudes no longer comfort me. I will conquer humanity itself. DVJ main btw.
debiru biimu!
>>567636315lame
reinstalled league twins
consuming rancid liquid ass to own the libs
penisballsscrotumanalBAGOOSH
>>567636315nice one drawCHAD
>>567636387main?
on the wine again twins
>>567636896tranny alert
>drawnigger spam againclosing tekgen. see yal tomorrow
>>567636571won't date a woman if she doesn't have all of these
>>567636908me too twin unless yous larping
>reinatranny saying the nwordliterally mindbroken
>>567637105wasn't me
>>567632257All you do is cherrypick noobs in quick match. You suck and get carried by Alisa
i thought that was a bush fuck my chungus life
>>567637052kys
>i thoughtthen i did everything right
pubes please
>>567637156
nah, that would ruin it
the last time I shaved was like 8 years ago
i was a >man
oppai loli lucky chloe
>>567637551
>>567636896Wanna buy penis enlargement pills?
sex with high school girls
i love larping
as a man
Well this is the larping general you found the right place
insane how much better pussy looks with some hair
a tatted bitch cant surpass a 6/10 notation why do they do that
insane how much better a cock looks when its uncut
first anime i ever watched was rozen maiden followed by that one short guy tall girl love storyyeah, never let your kids watch anime, /tekgen/
I'm asexual
yeah make them read VNs and manga instead
>>567637082i'm sorry i'm half larping, I put a bottle in the cooler but haven't opened it yet
i love women!
AUUUUUUUUUUUUU YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH GIMME THAT GIMME THAT WOW GIMME THAT GIMME THAT WOW
GIMME FOO GIMME FIYAH
ive never larped in my life
GUCCI MANE LA FLARE
don't tell him, but this little dude makes me feel fuzzy inside
jerked it to a mega hung tranny cleaving a cute twink's asshole in two
vid link?
nice general, retards
nice cadet, sir
does saltybet still get annual roster updates? thats the only time i watch it cause nobody knows whos strong
>>567642463probably suziexxl
okay... alright... this is fr*ckin' epic...https://x.com/KeepsitSimple89/status/2056664597201932353
>>567643435this but ironically
>>567631362the robots are specifically being made for physical labour you retard. you can continue to draw AS A HOBBY when we're living in a post-work society.
wheres eric
tekken lost
eric has been hiding in my bed all day
who the fuck is eric
>>567643706finally, the game that kills tekken
did someone say eric nigger
they did but there's no need to call me a nigger
we need a derogatory term for dogs
>>567643792my mate eric, besides maining reina he's a nice dude
eric is an anagram of rice, that's cause he's a good meal
what about ellie
who?
suziexxl? big fan
one week from now i will be drunk in some tokyo street
dead game dead general dead genre
dead mau7 dead space dead island
did they ever explain why mr krabs is the father of a whale
wineanon did tekgen make you pick up drinking or were you too before?
wine with Jun piss
I thank jesus i dropped 8 in season 1
what are we /snaking/ this Sunday tournament bros?
>>567650419i dont drink from october to may and im preparing my body for my return to tokyo where i will be drunk 90% of the time
doing anything but engaging with tekken
>>567650792>thank god i dropped 8 in the best season this game ever hadok
https://www.earth.com/news/adhd-manifests-different-ways-brain-scans-show-three-distinct-brain-profiles/>Where the other two groups showed deviations in 26 and 11 brain regions, this one showed differences in 45. This was far more than expected.As a Tekken player, are you a 11er, 26er or 45er?
>>567651006It was ass in season 1 too
>>567651060kino...
>>567651405>>567651750>WindowsLinux is better
>>567651060Soupa has this in the bag
gng i think i'm starting to hate myself
oman is the only respectable country on that peninsula
an other cuckolding session for Tekkenso when is lilypichu coming back to Tekken?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQzgTSHTsCQ
what happens with the fiber cable around here?
>lilicringeuwho cares
>>567652498
>>567652498africa used to look different last time i looked at it?
>>567652498Jarvis, get the flat earth azimuthal equidistant projection map
>>567651202this is how hwoarangutans are made
nice fucking tekken general you people have ova hea
i love shemales
I did my drug test wasted!!! I couldn't even keep a straight face but I think I'll still get the job!!! Im on the lokos!!!
you won't enter Japan btw
>>567653017I fucked a sheman and got hiv i dont regret it
>>567652990
i've been to kansai before i'd like to see okinawa and kagoshima
>>567653318what does that have to do with tekken?
okinawa is amerimutt land dont go there go to sapporo instead twin
is Anakin going to Combo Breaker?
Gents,
my dick is a relic
sounds good im a treasure hunter
>>567653691he saves Tekken. TOMORROW
should i open another bottle or what
bottles are meant to be opened am i right twin
annoying faggy european hours. i'm out
foreskin hours
>>567653964im on the lokos!!! yes!!! I have to stop drinking after today though because I go into my weekend job soon and j get the multi day hangover!!!
now that the ameritrash was taken out we can start our intellectual tekken discussion
she was a hooah
murray's hate of the tekken fanbase is making him uglier every dayhe is an evil man
I think Tekken 8 would taste pretty bad if it was a burger and it would definitely be saggy burned if it was fried potatoes
>>567653490I went down on a shemale
I need to live a dog's life for like 5-6 years. how cool would that be, to wake up as a dog tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9zaemGqY4MBandai Lost
you can just accept your negative thoughts, let them go and live in the moment instead of dwelling on them
>>567654560call me the devil then
>>567654414im on red wine neetwin!! im going to japan next week where i will be drunk all time so i prepare my body! i will open a bottle of white wine and smoke some marlboros!!!
>drinkingliterally a form of self medication for adhd individuals>smokingliterally a form of self medication for adhd individualssimple as
this is so true sis
>>567617441This is not ok
IQ schizo vs ADHD schizo. do a ft10
im drunk
i havent played this corny game in forever but i think about it sometimes so i can still post here
i have to walk the dog, maybe another time
league kinda sucks twins
>>567655970nobody plays bro
THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_mNrwcI0s8
>>567656267play pokemon unite or smite 2 instead
this thread is making me wanna start drinking again i think it might make life tolerable for a few months
I need to get back to crimson desert but I've been drunk!! I bought it at launch!!! I've only got 31hours!!
the last time i drank i didnt even get drunk or buzzed, i just threw up
>>567657629the bottle saved my life twin
i never drank as it is against my religion
im an alcoholic!!! My body never regurgitates it!!
>>567657701im on dark souls 3 neettwin but i cant play vidya while drunk only GT7
GRAN TRANSITION 7 PLEYSTESHON
finna boutta brush my teeth and catch up with the grand sumo may tournament before bed, hoping that my asshole doesn't explode into a fountain of blood again tonite
humiliation ritual.
nice general
>>567640715This stage = Tekkino
>>567658564kys
