Previous: >>567590576>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
The Deep would play umamusume
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH EISHIN FLASH
>>567605527The cutest uma
>>567605673leotard umas
Digitan LOVE
I fell asleep in bed early and woke up in the middle of the night and have been bedrotting since
>>567605720I'm gonna rape her when she gets added to daily legend races
>>567605695What about them???
>eishin_flash_seiyuu.png
>>567605673Get in line bro
Would (you) #metoo your trainee after she, uh... took care of her urges? Even if that could mean that she won't be allowed to run in the twinkle series anymore? You won't rat her out to tazuna, right?
>>567605787Sex
>>567605618Nah it's my bad bro
I need to apologize to my Trainee about my threeway with Tazuna and Light Hello. it was a long night and we all had had too much kale juice and too many cupcakes...
>>567605720
>>567605887Umasex with Umerican Umas
There are people here who jerk off to the CM Finals victory race
>>567605887I love my trainee
>>567605917digitan sexo
>>567605942Yeah, me
>>567605917What the heck...
Last Thread
>>567605942I'm sorry that you use ugly umas unlike base skin bobo
>can't reach stam requirements throughout all my runs>get one 6* stamina parents>800 staminaGod fucking damn it
>>567605887I would never endanger my trainee's career like that... it's natural for her emotions to run high in this hyper competitive environment and stress relief is an important part of her training schedule. I failed as a trainer if she had to resort to such methods to wind down.
I CAN'T WAIT TO DELETE MY MANT SPREADSHEETS WHEN GL ARRIVES
>>567606081>Posting germany>flash wife>schizo front hours>xoguri cock>Glug
>>567606157Ugly
>>567605887I consented
lmao did victoria seanigger really not run his finals?
finemo didn't even finish her chain this run
What ranking does the lobby need to have for it to not have been a shitter lobby?
>>567605942I gooned to my ace after she won my finals
>xoguri run>no corner recoveryfun
>>567606301Anything below 9k is a shitter lobby, anything above 13k is a whale lobby
Digitan when she doesn't think of yuri
doto is an evil chud that got away with everything because of his good PR team
>>567606301I'd say around 8.5k is standardanything above 5 digits is strong11k+ = buhi tier
>>567606272I think he streams in a few hours
Lovely Journey.
>>567606081>flash wife>eishin sex
Why is her skirt so short?
>>567606301My 14k lobby opponents had all MLB SSR decks
>>567606443Why NOT
>>567606482Only SLUTS wear skirts that short
I think digitan thinks about cock a lot when she doesn't think about umayuri
>>567606560R-Really???
>>567606590she has her butt out
>>567606590Her skirt is ridiculously short
Too bad Falco has no sex appeal.
>>567606560
bwos what if you can only replace one card since you need to reach 50% RB, and your choices are 0LB Wit Yeppers (NSM) or 0LB Guts Grass Wonder (Furious Feemt)? Which would you choose to bring?
>>567606301>Aries>12k w/ 85% wr>Taurus>7k w/ 95% wrIt's completely random.
>>567606781nsm is unlikely to proc due to the accel zone timing. Your backliner will have already swung wide
>>567606563https://files.catbox.moe/qxmhqb.jpg
>>567606775>>567606560
>>567606932Why did someone throw a used condom on Digitan's face
>>567606932This is what all foid "otaku" are like, by the wayYes, ALL
>>567606865Say no more. FF it isThank!
>>567606775off-model art>>567606957It's called a buruma you mongrel
>>567607101burumaballs lmao gottem
>>567606771That's why all her fans are quitting her for Curren
>>567607028They're so horny and cock craven compared to the average womanI wonder what's their secrettoo bad dating them are a nightmare because they're all unsavoury freaks who are unfit to be in a relationship
How good does paizuri feel? I'm gonna die without experiencing it, but I want to know
>>567607101I just wanted to post a sexy Curren image
Is it true that every uma is a virgin before encountering their trainer?
>4 clocks with this statlineWhat the fuck man, this is just fucking stupid
So many curren posters ITT, but no one oshigaming Taurus with her, how curious
>>567607391>fighting ICHIBAN and THE CONDOM PASSER>witlet so doesn't deny them the 1st and 2nd place>ultless uma
>>567607391Sometimes I just fuck it and go front if there's another front if I lose at least once during pace
Who smells better, Falco or Curren?
>>567607449wait no not ultless, but yeah that's just a strong enemy rollalso >B mile on NHKtis expected
currenposters won't even bring her to the MILE CM because MUH TRIPUL TIARA EPITHETHETSD fucking posers
>>567607456I went front twice, and pace twice. Sometimes the game just fucks with you.
Rumpel!
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
>>567607554sometimes I wonderdid we kill urara by overfeeding her
Who would both Curren and Falco fans shit on?
>>567607239That is a very generous interpretation
im@s is simply the better CyGe galge
>>567607526RIP. Yeppers the game really just do that and it's very annoying
>>567607595She died of colic, imagine the smell of Urara's farts all over the stable
>>567607580Shit desuwa
uh oh Falco melty
>>567607554Smelling umanko
umya myusume nyot a gyood gyame.
>pulls off mile S turf S Ug2 run>buys 4 white recoveries???????????????????????
>>567606590You can literally see this harlot's bare ass here
It's fucking over bros for the third time in a row
Why is halo king carbon copy of that one im@s girl (you know the one)? Hello?
Now that Mambo got renamed to Orange, which club will become the new official Mambo club?
>>567607737
>>567607836Nyokay
>>567607851Yep, thats a stinky umanko.
fuck it I'm going clockless on parent runs
>>567607851
>>567607940I stopped giving a fuck for the mile epithet in parent runs. NHK is cancer
>>567607803cringe gaylo should be flatter yes i agree
>>567607763It's not like he has anything better to buy. Every style apart from fronts are lacking in relevant skills right now, especially with a guts deck. Even with a full SSR deck, pace/late/end have to start buying random shit when they start hitting UG3+. You basically need cracked parents with a dozen good white skills.
Sweet pea is getting raped by the end of the month
>>567607524I am bringing her. Maybe some day when I have my own 9* medium I'll get her the triple tiara however
Good morning bros
What will the french cook up this year?https://x.com/i/status/2057026863663661393
>>567608269Good morning Pearl anon!
>>567607653I don't know what almost half of those words mean
>>567608269Sup
Can my Ace Rudolf pull it off bros?
>>567608269Hi Pearlanon.
>>567608274>Cygames bringing several front runners so they wide the gap with backliners
>>567608005Huh...is Digital actually cute? Weird...
Your feelings for her are not real.
>>567608384Uh huh I'm sure that's an "ace" rudolf along with that grass and totally not hoguri double dominator
>>567608269Good morning bwo!
>>567608384you might even win with pace promote XOguri
>>567608384My bet is on Vodka or Spe wife
>>567608224>>567608274>yankowhy
>umatorefags are SEANot looking good
>>567608471Just fucking around lol
>>567608429She unironically is the ace and the only one actually made for this CM and not a leftover
>>567608384I should be cheering you on butALL IN TICKEZO
>3* power!>and that's it lmao, I see your run gave both Left and Right-Handed, but I'll just give you Right-HandedParent farming really can be maddening, but I can try doing something with that NN and PTO spark for a while.
>>567608297>>567608379>>567608409>>567608446Good morning!
>>567608520[your prefered tribe] is also SEA
>>567607391>that withave you tried not being retarded
>>567608471For fame, imagine if he wins it after his american victories. He would become horse of the century
>>567608419What about my feelings for you?
Uma sex
got my ryan, time to try out end fine at resetpace is baitonly those with a midrace unique can even compete for blossom
If Ebayan ever wins he will be the first horse to win the biggest dirt race and the biggest turf race in the world, no?
How does one fix their sleep schedule?I've been staying up till 7am and sleeping till 6pmI haven't seen the sun in a month now
>>567608638I tank a day with coffeeit's bad but necessary if you're schedule is fucked
>>567608384Possibly
>>567608638You tough it out and stay up the coming day until 10pm and set an alarm for 6am. Then you keep it up
>>567608638Nightshift bro
>>567608638Unironically do not sleep for a single day, and then sleep at night after not sleeping for an entire day.
>>567608638Why are Teiofags so retarded?You force yourself to stay awake past 7 AM. Go obsess yourself over a videogame or something and play through it. Play a game of Civilization or Crusader Kings or something. Then knock out when you think is proper.
Cute
>>567608224>Juryoku Pierrotkinda random>>567608598>>567608626ebayan should lose some weight if they even want to think about winning the arc
>>567608413
>>567608748I don't like seeing this cat in non-default emotion
>>567608872Very cute even
>>567608904Small flat uma. BAD
How do I mutate my Cafe into an End closer miler with medium A and at least pace B at the start of career for an easy run?
>>567608638Power through the day with caffeine, make sure to stay active moving your body doing stretches or whatever to tell your brain you're still alive.It's extremely unhealthy but it fixes the problem immediately
>>567608803>civ >ckYou are trying to put him to sleep?
digicute
i still can't find a job
>>567608993He didnt suggest him to play MANT or Limbus all day tho
>>567609051What are your qualification Sweepy-anon
>>567609051Your day trading volatile crypto/stocks bwo?
>>567606775RAAAHHHHHH CURREN
>>567608984Please don't ignore me
pacebros do yall just give up the run when finemo agemasens speed star
>>567609207idk lol
>>567609207You don't
>>567609051Just do what I did and pick up an overnight retail job. Got a 3 dollar pay bump and don't deal with retarded management that get pissy when you aren't moving mountains out of it
>>567609234Yes
>>567609234Yes, which is why I'm still only at 440k event points. Unless it's in senior year, then I just finish it.
>>567608984With intense pain and luck
>>567608429>>567608450>>567608451>>567608535>>567608726https://streamable.com/f0seucShe did her best...
>>567609328the raped
What can a woman like about Mayano Top Gun?
>>567609328At least you got gold haha...
Front Pasa is pretty good next CM, no? Along with another front
>>567609328deserved for bringing doms
Ebyan will win l’Arc and become a legend, mark my words
>>567609328Heh, deserved
>>567609271>>567609281>>567609315Man...>>567609328Gold looks good too bro
>>567609328>hogurinigger>debufnigger>KisekiCHAD wonAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA
>>567609328you got lucky paceyou HAD that
>>567609531This except she wins the BCC again and proves she's not a fraud
>>567609328oguri crap as in shit
>>567609328Fucking deserved kek
>>567609531Admire Terra will be the hero
>>567609595Only 2 more months until its fun again with all umas
>>567609697calling it fun is a bit of a stretch, but I do look forward to being able to build more umas for cm againonly to inevitably lose to the hog
>>567609471>>567609580>>567609639But she was still the ace even with dom...>>567609609Too much stuff proc'd early I guess. Plus they all had Firm Course Menace for the extra speed>>567609637I didn't have anyone else who could fit in. I tried a leftover Golshi early and she didn't get close to winning even once.
>hogurifaggot>vbourbonigger>suzukatapulttrash>goldshitYou are a sovless trash, don't bother posting your win.Post your loss however because you deserve every ounce of it.
>>567609051In this day and age you unfortunately need to find one through connections or be a nepohire. Most of the recruitment online are fake
>>567604659Arguably, I don't really care about her TE or even special priority. I kinda pick it up for gold skill, and maybe a bit of stat plug. But then the question is, is it worth to take NTR and her gold skill instead of this, and throw away Vodka speed that gives me half of the all good skills for a mile race?
>>567609328Your Oguri got promoted and that’s all it took? Unlucky, backline heave lobby
>>567608638I was like that, teiobwo, just slightly less severe (waking up at 13:00). I solved it by scheduling lots anxiety inducing stuff in my mornings like appointments and lectures/job. My anxiety would wake me up. Also opening your windows helps, too. Now I cannot stay up till cm results at midnight
>>567609285This anon wants you to get kidnapped by ghosts
>>567609328If I were you I wouldn't even be mad because it's Fuji who won, and you still got 2nd despite scoring 4th below.Tickezo though...
Are anons still here? Why so slow?
>>567609823>Too much stuff proc'd early I guessnoit's just bad buildis this a reused CM12 XOguri?
>>567610173dying game dying threads
>>567610173Yeah just thinking about finally getting my fat ass out of my chair so I can do irl stuff like trimming my beard and taking my dog out for a walk
>>567609285Overnight retail? So like what, working at a gas station?What kind of retail outlet is open late at night?
>>567609998That's why he uses a talisman of defense, of which the design was given to me in a dream by Shiraoki-sama
>>567610173It's the comfy SEA hours. It'll pick back up when subbies wake up a few hours later from now
>>567610173It’s 6 am in the land of the free
>>567610119Yeah, I'd have been more disappointed if Ms Victoria was out and Rudolf didn't get to sing it.>>567610229Yes, that's why I say Rudolf is my ace. She was the only one I actually made for that CM
>left: whoops haha i lost better luck next time anyway heres my team>right:
Funny number :)
>Ulala: what would make a great wedding?>Maya: skydiving>Dober: NTRwhy is she like this
>>567610173We're always slow during SEAhours for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuI
>>567610402Nevermind I'm retarded and thought the 199 was also 119. Guess that's the sign I needed to log off and touch some grass for today
I think I want to have sex with my trainee...
My Dober won my B rank finals despite facing SS Uma's as a S Uma, not having maxed out SPD and not using her ulti... I'm sorry for the slander
Nobody asked.Nobody cares.Shut the fuck up.
>>567610527if the SS are in B then they are likely just badly built
>>567610298The reason you have comfortable threads during SEAhours is because all the SEAniggers are shitposting on /vt/. 90% of that place is filled with mudslime indogs.
>>567610527Properly built uma with skills for the track > stat rating slop with zero skills as always
>>567610565nuh uh we have comfy seahours because im here
bwo is going through it
>>567610338>I'd have been more disappointed if Ms Victoria was out and Rudolf didn't get to sing it.Same but with Teio. Ms. Victoria will probably be the last and deciding factor for most anons to continue playing or to quit
>>567610491Any idea when we're supposed to get this?
https://poal.me/kxqwtkhttps://poal.me/kxqwtkhttps://poal.me/kxqwtk
>>567610615Eat your veggies
>>567610621>I MUST FIND THE CORRECT TIMELINE
>>567610279Grocery stores and the like have an overnight team to stock shelves after the store closes
>>567610621where do you see this
>>567610565I don't think that quite explains why we're so unusable during non-SEAhours, and we've had a pretty usable and slow threads during SEAhours for a while now
>>567610624I also want to provide Kris Sa win so that she can sing too but that's a big wait
>>567610698add a new answer
>>567610621That's me when doing Falco runs
>>567610621That's me
>>567610760click the little green button above the change epithet button on your veteran
>>567610615Honestly. I am starting to like you. Thai or Viet
>>567610748>I WILL DETERMINE MY FUTURE
Are Indians counted among SEA? Or are they considered worse than SEA?
>>567610565>b-but /v/ bwo!!!I don't give a FUCK about what you faggots are doing over there, it's comfy here
>>567610778I blame Leafs
>>567610173nigga MANT killed the game, my club lost 3 members this week alone we are not staying in A+ if we keep bleeding players
>>567610895call a SEA guy indian and see his reaction
>>567610173I am trying to figure out which deck looks, works and is better
ryan LOVE
it was solved recently: the yuritard stegofaggot wakes up exactly when SEA hours come to an end, he floods the thread with fake activity
>>567611006mambro....
>>567610895Not even seamonkeys like indians
>>567610895indians are indian, not SEA
wahey
>>567610895SEA is effectively the countries the US bombed during Vietnam, plus Malaysia, Philippines, and Indonesia. I refuse to call Native Americans Indian specifically because of how dogshit India/Pakistan are
>mein fuhrer ve has gotten meile S and kriegslearner but ve lack midden race>nein... das ist fein... fraulein Fein Motion vill give us Schnell Stern ja>...>mein fuhrer... fraulein Fein... fraulein Fein verbotenmasened...
No one asked.No one cares.Post boobs.
>>567611134lmeow
>>567611006Our club's bleeding too, and we'll probably lose more next month.
>>567608638retard same
>>567611169I asked. I care.Post flats.
worst ugliest hair in the game
>>567611006>tfw in C rank club
>>567611134Great post
Yae
>>567611260Don't care will still pull for her
>wondering why the fuck my computer keep scrolling down>unplug keyboard, doesn't work>restart computer, doesn't work>go insane, thinking it might be a virus>turns out it was the fucking PS controller that had been plugged in and my cat had knocked it over, with the left analog stick pushed down to the groundJust wanted to let you all know.
>>567610698Why are so many of you guys still up at 4am? Or you wake up at 7am to post on /uma/
>>567611296Nut and kiss
Is any uma hetero coded or are they all queer coded?
>>567611368HAPPENED TO ME AS WELL BEFORE
>>567611296What is she doing? (I know what she's doing)
>>567611390I'm nocturnal, this is like the evening for me
>>567611418Rickey loves little boy, so thats straight
>>567611368post pussy
>>567611456She’s going Super Saiyan
>>567611390Umamusume is NEET game.Even after MANT is over, people with jobs will never be able to compete.
>>567611368I had the same thing but with random right clicks and turns out it was a wireless mouse I had in my backpack and I forgot about it>>567611468GO TO SLEEP FREAK
>>567611260No, and all endCHADS will recruit her
>>567611487That is NOT true.
>>567611260I like Oru's hair...
>>567611093what about the anti jp schizo or the scat schizo or the NTRfag
>>567611260i say this
>>567611584The NTRfag have always been tolerated during SEAhours, and aside from 1 or 2 shitposts, he's getting proper replies.
MANT didn't inherently kill the game. The realistic nature of this gacha game is that any scenario would have killed this game. If unity came out third after MANT second then it would have died all the same. The problem of umamusume is the core gameplay, a fundamentally repetitive gameplay loop with little variety or creativity. Not to mention a lack of interesting content from the developers.
>>567611654Why are they queer?
>>567611260genshin looking ahh
>>567611654Shion shion I love you shion
Jewmamusume
>>567611667The proper replies are from him himself, people are just smart and ignore him in EU times
>>567611131>le jewmaxxed SEA chinkGOD nation not mentionedhehe...
>>567611742I’m at a loss, what country is this
>>567611761Still is not for NTS
>>567611260I agree but don't talk to my daughter's guilty pleasure like that
>>567611931sweepypore
>>567611739Clearly not as I'm one of those who tolerate him, and I'm only usually active here during these times. I had enough of unusable threads sapping the fun out of these threads, and the fun I get from the threads and my club are linked to how much I enjoy the game.
MANT truly murdered this game. We're not going to survive until L'Arc at this rate. Broken promises about lesbian orientation conversion being implemented early, even gook server was better in this regard. It's all so tiresome.We dont get any new players because Cygay gachas are ruthless for straight men. Why would one even continue to play this game?
>>567611742We all know that mainland China and Singapore is rightful Taiwanese clay and as such is East Asian
>>567610173I'm catching up on the dress story after unlocking all the cutscenes, and feeling glad that I now know this story is where this gif comes from.
>Equibase might actually become usableI bet they saw all the complaining about how there is no good US/EU horse database like netkeiba
>>567611128Wei! Wei!
>>567612043I’m confident the ccp will collapse in my lifetime and it will be glorious
>>567611498
>>567611931Maybe Brunei or Indonesia? Or even Myanmar?
>training Spe>want to get Ruler of NIPPON title>but I need to do DAAHBY, Kikuka Sho, and Spring Tenners>when CM is MileDOUSHIO >>567612137THATS A SMUG AND CHEEKY PUSSY
>>567612137Cute
>haven't played in over 10 months>log back in>same exact people using exact same reaction images discussing same exact topics
>>567612137He looks like a smug cat. Is he a smug cat?
>>567611931Singapoop
>>567612137VERY CUTE AND SMUGNow you NEED to annoy your pussy
>>567612043>east asianwow so im basically japanese
>>567611674In an ideal world umamusume would have been a vn with minimal rng and H-scenes.
>>567612027red desire made me cave and try JP uma, i did a run in the latest scenario in fucking japanese, google translating screenshots to know what skills i was buying and it still finished faster than a fucking MANT run
>>567612226skip 3 more monthswe're in MANT
>>567612226It’s a botIt gets bricked for a while if you post yuri if you get sick of itCCP censorship and all that
>>567612226Still sane, exile?
I'm going to end up getting a gold title in every champion meet before I get a platinum.Would it kill this game to give me a shitter finals so I can get a platinum so I can say I beat the game?Is that too much to ask?
>>567612382my /poeg/ bwo....... I feel like at home
>>567612313No dairies? What about some cookies? Or some noodles. Hell, add in some barbeque.
>>567612386I got 6 plats and felt nothing
I am so burnt out on yurimusume. One of the worst aspects of lesbians is the way they latch onto and hollow out genuine artistry so they can burrow in and eat it from the inside like some insect parasite, destroying what was good and true and leaving nothing but a worthless disgusting dead husk.
>>567612473I wouldn't over-think it mate.
>>567612137Show her butt
>>567612484
>>567612616I like when Rice and Ulala do the little singing bit.
Yae torena
>>567612386All the Finals you're in are shitter finals tho
I got 7plats. Can I stop caring about them now?
count Star Platinum title in your club/Uma/ only has 5
>>567612616her outfit color makes her look like she is naked
Hey
>>567612784She is naked under her clothes
>>567612784That's the point
>>567605887Just hide?It's not like umas can smell you when you hide your traces
>>567612067looks decent
>>567612616
Doing ardan’s career and I got unintentionally rage baited by Chiyo here
>>567612762Not everyone equips the title tho
>>567612828I'm tired of being raped by Nishino every night...
>>567612828How can I make her forget Seiun?
>>567612896what the fuck is an umapyoi? what's a umya unya?
I don't want to work I just want to umapyoi save me schizo qt
>>567612998Umapyoi means sex...
Well?
>>567612907and yeteveryone willbecause it's the proof of your CM1 existenceproof that you still have fire in youproof that you can still do it
>>567612930
>>567613149I want to see her face.
Why is Maya from another world hitting Golshi's pose?
My mouse keeps moving to the top left corner when I'm in uma and only when I'm in uma
>>567613373Why are you inside an uma?
>>567612896I'm still trying to get soundposts to work. Yours played but after reloading the page it doesn't.
>>567613373try pulling out?how long have you been inside her?
>>567613194
How do I get Tazuna to have sex with me?
>>567613373That’s how you get a yeast infection
>>567613373Clearly it's a sign from Shiraoki-sama that you need to start taking left handed in careers.
>>567613439KitapostersSEX.
Palmer is so ugly
>>567613424Why aren't you>>567613439Not long enough
>>567613439IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT SEX
>>567613503Because I'm hiding.
>>567613431Filenames disappear after you reload the page if you haven't fix your 4chan X yet. There should be a fix in the archive or /g/
>>567613540this anon has been raped a lot
CM 13 pollhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
>>567613465
Nishino... She's dangerous...
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyr eally really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallly relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really reallyh relaly really really really really love Stego.
>>567613793
>>567613731another CM, another 40% WR from /uma/
>>567613731I lie on these to ruin the results
>>567613838does that mean if you have more than 40% wr you're above average
Keep posting smug Nishino and I'll fap to rape AI of her.
>>567613759What the fuck is this even supposed to be
>>567613834Utterly devilish...
GUTS DECKS ARE LEGITIMATELY AWFULTHIS IS NO DIFFERENT FROM BUILDING FOR LONGS AS GUTS JUST REPLACES STAMINA
>>567613838if I got 1st can I have my sex
>>567613808Stego cute.
Do you think Marche has an ahoge or no?Orfevre does, but Luck doesn't.Nakayama does but Meno doesn't.Dream Journey does but Goldship doesn't.And Stego has some half assed one.
umas with the biggest gap smell?like you expect them to smell nice but they utterly stank
Do I want medium B on Nishino?
>>567613975You want 2 speed/2power/2wit decks unless you are front runner
>>567613864above /uma/ averageI'm sure normalfags winrate are WAY lower than this
>>567614038I don't know what that meansI don't know who they are
>>567613975Guts decks is legit highroll. You can have 3 or 4 guts and you wouldn't even be able to cap it because somehow they're always missing.
>>567613928Fucking Nishino Flower while fingerbanging Seiun Sky with The Raper appearing behind me ready to fulfill his namesake until Manhattan Cafe comes from the top rope to pull a high knee pummel atop of The Raper (now becoming The Raped)
>>567614101>I don't know what that meansHow.
I've only won 5/13 CMs...
>>567614089But what about Taishin? Doesn’t Bamboo Memory Guts gives her a good backline mile skill?
>>567613465heh i know this reference
>>567614145I didn't even know what oshi meant before playing this game
Which uma would give me a smooch on my freshly-shaven, smooth bald head? Bonus points if she strokes my beard as well like my ex used to
>>567614101
>gewooooooooooo u are suppose to cap wit with finemo and NN!!!>both have 35 spe priority
>>567613856I doubt that one man's efforts will subvert several CMs data that remained largerly consistent and has a decent sample size. You're cute riceposter.
>>567614268you're joking rightyou have to at least know ahoge
>>567614175No? She has encroaching shadow and now daring strike
>>567614312J-J-J-JJ-J-JUST HIGHROLL NWO]YO8U GOTAT JUSTJUST HIGHROLL GWOCHACHO?!!!!
>>567614312Musume...
>>567613759
>>567613978what do you mean if?it's been 14hrs since finals
>>567614346He was pure, a rarity today
>>567614312Are you not using the wit ankle weight item?
>>567614312wit cards are in a shit state right now. Imagine if the best speed card were Welfare Brian. Sure, you *can* cap speed with it and an SR like Halo/Sweepy, but that's only if she marries speed training and shits out stats with that fucking +2 speed bonus. If she doesn't, you end up with 900-1000 stam
>>567614346I googled it and I knew about the concept but I didn't know the word for it. I probably did see the word before but I forgot it
>>567614312mastering the art of using low initial friendship gauge cards makes me a master that can always shit out 1200/1000/1000 speed/pow/wit umas
>>567614460Ahoge is not ahegao you retard there's nothing pure about not knowing about a cowlick
>>567614449And I still didn't receive my finemo poster sex
>>567614312Gwo your Curren and Mr Cock and Balls?
rape fine motion posters
>everyone has had time to view their finals and i'm still the only one in the club with taurus plat*
>>567614563Ahoge's are lewd if you rub them
>>567614312um don't you have 5 hours a day for your runs gwo? are you even playing qwo?
Time for the official /uma/ Rape Chart
You guys are fucking retarded.
>>567614772I can confirm. Sweepy rape was great.
>>567614312>35 to 50>like 23.1% to 25%>Kitasan: 32.4%https://uma.guide/support-cards/compare15 special priority might as well be placebo, your soul is getting crushed anyway
>>567614312sexmonu will save wit cards
>>567614772>tachyon reverse rapeI dig that but Tachyon is top switch material
>>567614072Not worth it. You can pretty much get the same amount of SP and stats from sprint mile schedule
>>567614856I preferred the luna image can you use that one again instead?
>>567614770I adore these two sweethearts
>>567614870I had better see a fuckton of CORRECTED shitposting when Sweepy's banner drops(I can't afford to pull her, sadly)
oldfags finally got their CM1 closurenow it's time for CM2anons to show their Fighting Spiritganbare
>>567614772daiwa should be in reverse rape
>>567608471yanko must die
>>567614975You can do it bro. Afford to pull for that brat.
>>567614435
>>567614346Oshi is mostly used by idolfags and idol culture so it's understandable
Which way, white man? Speed ankle available.
>>567615047This isn't about oshi though this is about Ahoge.
>>567615041YOSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>567614979first time gold ship lost by a head and i got no titles. this time gold ship won by 8 lengths. feels good
>>567615081SPEED
>>567615081Speee
>>567614772Bakushin doesn't deserve rape
>>567615081post skill points
>>567615091Nah it was about oshi. The one I was replying to at least
>>567614979uhm ackshually fighting spirit only works on mediums
>>567615036I would if I were an end main, but I'm a frontfag (mostly, fell for CB and Ramonu propaganda) and I'm not much of a lolicon, and I can just see Sweepy going all YADA on me and making me go all the way to pity just because YADA YADA YADAGod it makes me steaming mad just imagining itis this how a rape fetish starts?
>>567615150chan
>>567615081If that's the numbers BEFORE the ankle, you'd be stupid to not do Speed and just make up the 19 stamina somewhere else
>>567615081Speed. Just buy some blue juice for kkk sho
>>567615215Mmhm, feel the rage.
jiiii~
>>567615241Yes>>567615249>kkk sho lol
>>567615327You should be raped for considering power
Test
ahoge umas
>>567615467ahoge more like a gay ho
>>567615417This didn't work...
>>567615467If I pulled that off would you die?
>>567614563I was talking about him now knowing simple anime stuff you retard
ahegao umas
>>567615539There is sound it's just very silent for some reason
Anyone who travelled to Japan to tell me if it's true?
>>567615546It would be extremely painful. For you.
>>567615467Congrats to Cafe's daughter for breaking out of jail. Probably used her ahoge to pick the lock.
Need Pisa ASMR right fucking NOW!
>>567615805Yeah but will she have events with Vodka?
>>567615768i would say that non-asians have no idea how to grade asian aesthetics but then i remember just how busted the typical JAV star is which tells me no one knows (but me).
>>567615920They will never release uma asmr...
>>567611739No one cares what EU browns think diddyblud, he gets replies during SEA and NA all the time because he actually talks about the game>inb4 he talks to himself>inb4 you are himNah
>>567615972mind = broken
HHHHOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567615938God I hope so. I need more official content of Vodka being a dork.
Less than 3 weeks
>>567616008YA RIKE?
>>567615956Marche Lorraine ASMR with Maru chan voice on one side, real voice on the other!
>>567616080Dumb brat
>>567615938see >>567598472
VF status? did he lose finals 3 times in a row?
>yurifaggotry starts>just right after someone defending NTRfagnoooooooooooooooooticing
>>567616210yeah, already leaked
>>567616210Yes, next question
illegal orenji
>>567616080reminder that her irl traina got asked if she'd be gf material and he quite literally cringed and said fuck no
comfy hours are over
>>567616168Vodka should be cooler
>>567616246Did he actually?
>>567616006right back atcha buddy
>>567615956
>>567616308without jong again...
>>567616168>Uokka actually being coolNo...
>the schizo is up
>burgers wake up>comfy times are over
>>567616374The puppet would say this
>>567616385quick, start a room!
>>567616308It's usually over around these times. Actually, we got 30 minutes longer of comfyhours today.I was able to enjoy it at the least
*spraads ass*
>>567616350>>567616247>literally 90 seconds ON THE DOTNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICING
>>567616482Dig here, Windy!
>>567616286Wasn't that her jockey Ikezoe because people were saying Curren is his wife?
>>567616374
Do they ever do x2 daily legend race events? This stuff takes forever
>>567616496mmm nyes it's meyour personal boogeymanaogogogogogbooga
Posting NTR activates the schizo like a Manchurian sleeper agent huh... interesting
>>567616539yep
>>567616452Majsoul Friends Room 35965(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=35965A QUICKIE SOUTH ROOM GOLUST PROVOKING IMAGE TO GET PEOPLE TO LOOK
>>567615956>They will never release uma asmr...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEGwrO9rYyI
>>567616563Not actually. The topic has been brought up an hour ago, and only been bumped. Meaning, he actively look at posts related to him before starting.
>>567616563It makes his heart flutter to see signs of his crush
>>567616374>>567616541This
>>567616609HOLY RAPED
>>567616563Stop calling her NTR, it's confusing cause of the porn genre. BBB is a much better name
>>567615632I forgot to max volume on recording...
>>567616636Have fun bwos. Imma just lurk now and finish my borrows. I would join but I suck at jong and I forgot my account already.
>>567616674impregnating her belly
>>567616849nyo...... we need people.....
>>567616694that one is already used for gold city
>>567616374How many times do people have to say that teh puppet is not a different personality, it's literally just Marche? Anything the puppet says Marche willingly wants to say.
>>567616407We never went to sleep
>>567616926shut up neeeerd
>mahjong
>>567616879You wish VNarita Top Road will always be known as the basic blonde bitch here especially after your legendary melty
>>567616985Yeah the fact that that guy had such a massive meltdown about it made me call NTR BBB forever. Would have forgotten about it in a day if he didn't doxx kek
next CM will be better
>>567616636join us for JONGING
https://files.catbox.moe/vnuzj6.png
>>567616539
I made the mistake of drinking 3 beers before bed and now the liquor store full on speaking to me like the Green Goblin mask
>>567617194HOT COFFEE
>>567617194>pantyhose staybased
>>567617194>analinto the trash it goes
>>567616980Winners will always try their best to win.
>>567617194>jewish porn
>>567617103ok now shut the fuck up, you know you're only continuing to shit up the thread with your schizo vs avatarfag drama right?
>>567617232drink some water and go to sleep anonyour brain will thank you tomorrow
>>567617232dunk uma when?
>>567617343V please
>>567617420post hand
>Group A round 2>Group B 2nd place finals
>>567617378In my experience the only thing that reliably triggers a hangover is drinking hard cider, regardless of how much I do to try to avoid it
>it's ok when the stay gold tranny shits up the thread >But it's bad when anyone posts ntr at allAmazing. He doesn't even post anymore and you fags are still seething at him just because a random poster ntr
>>567616636last beg to join
>>567617586and you're STILL mad over the divegrass thing, this is why the gang doesn't talk to you anymore
>>567617623I don't know the rules...
>>567617343I'm not drama posting if the guy didn't get butthurt enough to go into chrono and doxx the original BBB poster everybody would have forgotten about it instantly. I'm just warning people to control their melties so they don't ruin their umas reputation in these threads forever. Would suck for everybody if an uma they liked became known as the Basic Blonde Bitch forever because of some dudes meltdown
I don't know how to play jong
Mahjong?More like Ma dong because it's suck dick haha
>>567615972These hours are SEA hours, does NTR even post these hours, I usually see Stego
>>567617232I say go for it if you don't have anything important to do tomorrow or later. Why deny yourself of FUN
ovr repvtation....
isn't divegrassfaggot the same as jpschizofaggot which is the same as antiNTRfaggot which is the same as the /v/poster which is the same as the scatjeetI'm not very informed about schizolore
>>567617689a lot of words to tell me you're a retard replying to bait/shitpost
>>567617706I’ve played every Yakuza game, and let me tell you, neither do I.
Hello and good night friends!! I’m going to the dentist in a few hours for a cleaning! Every 6 months! I wonder if I can have a smoothie afterwards!
>>567617718it is currently evening SEANTRfag posts during morning - early afternoon SEA
>>567617794Ok just try not having meltdowns in the future, I wouldn't want Ayabe to be known as the depressed suicidal bitch or something
>>567617781if the melty involves in any manner the schizo schizo'ing out over /umajp/ or JP in general then its the divegrass guy
HOLY COW WE FILLED
>>567617876That's NA hours, SEA got to work their bread, cant survive these days
ssshhh...
>Run is looking like a solid start>Fine Motion remembers she's Ir*sh>mood down
>>567617896the fact you think I'm the guy you're being a retard about its more pathetic than anything
>>567614772SiL should be both in reverse rape and in desperatly wants to be raped
>>567617992you can't expect much from dramafags
>>567617907what the hell I JUST got back from taking my dog for a walk and you got a room going without me?Cool, hope you guys have fun
>>567617992>>567618095can you stop responding to yourself
Sex Desire
>>567617876It's currently the time SEA go to bed, and burgers waking up, and afternoon at EU.
>>567618070Stego cute.She is cute in anything.
>>567617992I don't think you're the guy, I'm talking to everyone in the thread that's schizo enough to have meltdowns. As I said before I'm warning people so they don't ruin their fav umas reputation forever
>>567617709Teio sucks my dick
>>567618070Wife Gold
>>567618179SEA won't go to bed until at least 3 more hours
>>567618145we can try later too but I wanted to play 1 and go do groceries before reset
>>567618153can you stop embarrassing your parents?
>>567618185janny applications arent up yet, retard
>>567618265No worries, I got other stuff to do and games to play too. Now focus on the game or else you might end up dealing in
>>567618153I am responding to myself right now... I think I'm pretty mentally ill
Tacuteyon
>However, on January 11, 2026, Wada, who rode Meisho Souten in the first race at Kyoto Racecourse (3-year-old undefeated race, dirt 1800m), was defeated by Lombard City, ridden by Tsukasa Takasugi. While trying to avoid a meandering, he fell from his horse and suffered an injury, causing sadness among fans.the meishos send their regards
>>567618408feet
staygoldtranny can shit up a thread all he wants while not playing the game but someone actively talking about the game, participating in rooms, gets ostracized for no fucking reason
>>567618321not that kind of warning ESL bwo, it's just a bit of friendly advice. I just don't want other people to have their fav uma ruined like BBB got ruined. Dunno what's so bad about that.
>>567618070too tall
>>567618523V please...
Silver Sonic when
El hermana when?
>>567618408where is the puppet
>>567618523post hand
I think Teio didn't suffer enough
>>567618451>he went back to draw umas againlet's go!
>>567618602your door is unlocked
>>567618514>no […] reasonMENTIONED
>>567618172
>>567618451scary
>>567618609Royal Flush. You lose
>>567618753does Inari know Edo doesn't exist anymore?
>>567618602In the washing machine
>>567618708When I saw the entire cast of umas when the game released in the West she was one of the first to catch my eye. She seems to be forgotten, I like the samurai motif
>>567618717Cafe is gonna FLIP
>>567618867SNIFFFF
>>567618698you have to keep up with the bans but yeah
>>567618872The bloodline must continue
>>567618753
>>567619001mad respect to this guy's determination
ew
>>567619113I need to ask Iinchou for sex
Ganbatte, Farukoooo...
Has a videogame ever made you cry
>>567619221Expedition 33
>>567619221Uma has.
>>567619221Nier automata
>>567619221I cry every time Spechud mentions her mom in her unique skill animation
>>567619221Yeah, though it doesnt happen often. Think only one has made me actually cry, though a bunch have made my eyes go watery>>567619295Good answer the scene at the very end with the whole gang standing in front of Verso's grave.... what a game
VF IS RACING
>>567619261Gentil boobers uoooh
>>567619295>>567619391I don't believe anyone who actually played that game felt anything but utter contempt for the Dessendres. I refuse to fucking believe it.
>>567619261at some point you have to admit that you didn't draw clothing, just clothing colored skin
>>567619217Falco is the designated rape uma
>>567619391Ye the Verso ending was amazing>>567619475Why not?
>>567619475renoir did nothing wrong
>>567619509>drawit's slop
>>567619475bro failed the reading comprehension check
>>567619221yeah when mr chalk died
>>567619509It's ai unc
>>567619564Nyoooo, Gentilsloppa
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567619672yknow, if even whales whose entire lives revolve around uma cant win CM, what's the point in me stressing over it?
>>567619546Every last one of them were idiots playing god, ruining the lives they fucking created because they couldn't get their shit together. Yes they were grieving, but they still had 0 care for anyone but themselves. Even between family members they refused to give a shit about what the others wanted. And Verso was the biggest sack of shit of them all, a filthy liar who spends the entire game being a filthy liar, and considering the Visage that was created for him it seems even the real Verso was that much of a fake sack of shit.
>>567619672KWAB
>>567619221Project Wingman
>>567619509The impossible_clothes booru tag exists for a reason and it is excellent
>>567619672He lost to S+ umas
>>567619672didnt this nigga quit
>>567619709Finals is a matchmaking rng check that you cant influence. Literally anything can happen in one race and you should really only worry about qualifying.
>>567619672lmao lost an "easy" finals 3 times in a row
20 days, you'll pull for her over that faggot Golshi? Right anon? Right? You'll pull for her?
>>567619672xoguri was shit this cm, what’s wrong with these retards
>>567619672>tfw placed 2nd on A finals>still have a primary jobI'm feeling a little better now
>>567619672WitGAWD won by the wayTurns out being contrarian costs you plats
>>567619894But I already have her better (base) outfit
>>567619908Fuck no, Xoguri was king. I wasted so much time on Golshi/Mambo aces just to have my first run Xoguri win the finals. It was xoguri cup through and through
>>567619732to be fair real verso was a liar in that he told white lies to appease his family and not a liar in the sense the painted verso was
>>567619732The people in the painting are fake tho, it's like getting mad at your friend for deleting his AI ERP chats. If you're Renoir and you'd rather let your kid and wife die jerking of in a painting than destroy the painting you don't love your family.
>>567619672HE IS BEST AT MANT AND IT'S HIS FAVORITE SCENARIO BTW
>no need to farm parents for Cancer since it's the same shit as for CM13Comfy, but need at least 2 aces. Not running double dom xog with 3 recoveries only.
>schizo avatarfag posting stops>slop posting starts
>>567620293Pure coincidence
>>567619894I will shrimply luckpull her in the golshi pulls
>>567619672This is embarrassing. Please tell me he lost to UGs/SS+s at least.
>>567620072They all cry what they're doing is about Verso but (the real) Verso believed they were real. The entire Monoco sidequest is literally just about that. But they don't give a damn about that either. Again, they're all playing god and ruining lives for their own selfish bullshit. >B-But the characters in the painting aren't real!Then don't make the game designed to make you give a shit about the characters then instantly sideline them and shove it into your face that they're not real just to push your dogshit family drama where literally everyone is in the wrong. Actually, no, I take that back, the only thing Clea did wrong was not just overpower them all and get them out of the painting, despite having the power to. But at least she was focused on getting back at the writers instead of fighting her family over bullshit.
>>567619672>Be f2p >Ends up winning 2nd>@VF massive paypig>Ends up winning 2ndExplain to me why people should throw over $10000 on this game again?
>>567620023Goldship won me the finals. Xoguri lost every single time in my lobbies. Now last cm was a different story.
>>567620382you know we make fun of paypiggus for a reason
Ballroom Seiun for gemini cup, worth training or not?
>>567620381FOR THOSE WHO COME AFTER**as long as your last name is Dessendre
>DID YOU SEE THAT THIS JEWTUBER LOST?>DID YOU SEE IT?>DID YA DID YA?>LMAO COPE SEETHE SLOP!>I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO POST SO LET'S DISCUSS UMACELEBS
>>567619781He should apologize to his parents with a naked dogeza then naked retaded dance like in the ovas and go back to med school
>>567620023think I lost an xoguri a single time in dahby cm lmao
>>567619672>have 9 plats as a wagie
>>567619672>2 XOguris roomfate is a cruel mistress
>>567620382So Ulala can get the plat on an Arima CM
>>567620462No, her unique procs during the accel phase
>>567619672Ug bros?!
>>567619221What about you anon
>>567620586bwo......no......
>>567620586not even 2nd placewhat a schmuck
>>567620586>lost to TWO S+ umasI'm supposed to listen to this retard for advice?
>>567620586Ug more like Ugay lmao
>>567620586End Digi gods
>>567620381Clea was too busy with the Writers. though I agree that she should have helped her Dad in the painting instead of leaving the family in a stalemate. The painting would have gotten destroyed if that happened anyway tho.There is no way you're in Renoirs shoes and you choose to kill half your family instead of ruining the painting though
>>567619672>Destroyed by S+ Digitan with uncapped speedlol lmao
>>567620586LOST TO 2 S+ LOST TO A HONEST F2P
Remember, the winner gets to umapyoi with all 9 finals umasOnly bring your oshis if you're fine with them getting raped
I hate it but it's lowkey true
>>567620586>favorite scenario>ug umas >3rd>paypig(?)has this guy won a single MANT cm yet, or is he gonna win after throne card releases
>>567619672>Solo frontThe raped
1-4 chiyono career1-9 yaeno0 next reply picks
>>567620586>he dropped out of college for this shitlmao
>>567619672son i’d fucking kill myself atpit’s like what, 3 cm’s now? that this no life chink retard dropout hasn’t won
>>567620586I might have gotten 2nd but Im f2p lmao dumb piggy
one shotone opportunity
>>567606081retards helios hot
>>567620820>has this guy won a single MANT cm yet0-3, all against shittier witlet umas. i don't think he's ever faced against a UG in the finals
husbant.... you solt college fund for MLB fuku... now we're CMless... card isnt even good...
>>567620586Here we will see another club flourish and share this screenshot as their achievement
>>567620586I honestly don't understand how this retard manages to job in the finals everytime. Apparently he had an 86% winrate according to the game and he ends up losing to an S+ uma
>>567619709Fronts were dogshit this CM, except for bobo, IF you have a debuffer. 3 fronts function under that enemy doesn't bring debuffs(which we all know now people will, its a medium cm after all), 2 front 1 runaway is free food for Oguri+2 debuff. 2 front 1 late was underwhelming, if I used it I wouldn't even qualify for finals, I tried. His strat of 1 front 2 late is ultragablemaxx as you put all your money into 1 front blocking everything. His hardcarry was Spe, who was blocked, but again if you play lates, you should be aware of that you are gambling.
>>567620586I guess the Twin Towers are alive and good on the Umaverse
>>567620947the title looks so ass, uncentered as hell
>>567619672>>567620586VICTORIA FRONTIER AKA MR. 80% WR AND MR. MANT IS MY FAVORITE SCENARIOAND MR. I QUIT COLLEGE FOR UMAMUSUME
>>567620947oh no no witGOD schizo don't look...
>>567621009He ran solo front and got cucked by matchmaking giving him an otherwise frontless lobby so his seiun was bricked.Spechud and Grass are not the best lates and the 2 ends from the other guy probably hit a really nice daring strike timing to overtake early and it's really hard to overtake an end with an early lead (making an assumption, I didnt watch the stream nor do I care to)
>>567620947WITGOD
>>567621096VF...
Next thread will be more Gold
>>567620586>cucked by gold ship and digitan
>>567621037Fronts are good if you sell your soul and run solo ace with runaway Suzuka + Dom debuffer. I won with a DDPP-less Daiwa solely because there were no other fronts (tbf she did have S in both turf and medium)
>>567621248Yay!
Please for the love of god tell me GL is less tedious to run than TB, I want to go to at least 3 runs a day.
>he will unironically dump 500$ on a card that lasts two weeks to win 1 cm
>>567621319i want to rape happy meek
Are metafags forced to roll for Summer Goldshi? How does her unique work?
>>567621330It takes less time yes.
>>567621393No, you just borrow it for the debuff
>>567621393Do you fear god?
>>567621248There's only one good gold clan member though
>>567621393sexshi
>>567621330It's shop RNG again but at least it's tied to doining training to earn points instead of races. Grand Live is just>train for points>buy songs for points>that's it, that's literally all you do
>>567621326Orfevre is genuinely autistic by the way. Not like "oh haha she's such an autist because she's quirky" no like if she went to the doctor she would be clinically diagnosed to be deep into the spectrum.
>>567621330It takes more career killing but less total career run time
>>567621393Imagine 2 domiantor debuffers and now they can proc it twice
>>567621521Peak.
>>567621556No cap?
>>567621476>oneNo they're all good, shut up.
>>567621521What about Gold Ship?
>>567621393There's no actual reason to roll for Summer Golshi outside of liking the character because you don't roll for her to use her in races, you roll for her purely so OTHER umas can inherit your unique. If you just want her as a parent, you lose literally nothing by just borrowing.
>>567621393No she only works for debuffers and TT point farming. Debuffers don't need any other Parent so you can borrow Golshi for free everytime and TT umas don't need to be super optimised so you can borrow Golshi too. Kinda sucks if you don't have Seiun and you wanna build TT Fronts
>>567621604We love all our autistic horse daughters
good game bwos that was long
>>567621393her ult allows you to fire 2 gold skills ignoring their summoning conditions, 1 gold as parent ultyou put in on dom umaand now they can fire it twiceor once outside medium race
>>567621521I know! That makes her better.
>>567621751Is it possible to find Oguri Cap sexy?
>>567621664The definition of "le quirk chungus wife for boring husband"It's finally working on me
I am rolling for Summer Mackie, so naturally Goldshit will spook me before I get her
>>567621664she's just goofy
>>567621321>there were no other frontsyeah, I wouldn't bet on that one next time. i used triple fronts as I didn't wanted to use debuffers, but turns out it was a bad idea as the enemy had FOUR fucking debuffers in my finals.
>>567621758Yeah that was good
>>567621664Goldship just has joy and whimsy and might be like Stego and that mysterious person she keeps mentioning might be (horse) goldship
>>567621393I'm getting her for SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX I hear she's good for TT too though
>>567621751based
>>567621831Sure, but impure feeling towards your oshi are punishable by castration
>>567621831Cute? Yes very much so, look at her victory screen where she wiggles her ears and smiles before she realizes what's she's doing and makes herself look serious.Sexy? That's another question entirely.
>>567620947WITGOD AS IN GOD
>>567621759>double dom debuffers on every trackThis is advanced bullshit
>>567620947my fvarking hero
>>567622010they eventually ban debuff skills in cm because of this
>>566329385An update for youArururururu is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 37 starts, he has won 12 times, including 8 G1s, 2 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 12-7-8-10.
>>567622010Debuffs became such bullshit that I believe all skills are banned in jp during cms
>>567621948Understandable
>>567621759>>567622010
>>567622123Only some CMs ban debuffs, not all. Last couple of CMs didn't ban them, next couple of CMs do.
>>567163776An update for youRotkraut is retiring after her 5YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 23 starts, she has won 6 times, including 3 G1s, 1 G2 and 1 G3. Her final placement stat is 6-2-2-13.
Are there any goofy gamblemaxx strats for summer goldshi as an ace? or do you just slap 2 gold accels and hope she hits them
>>567620616I think the last game to make me cry was Expedition 33, but only to the point of making my eyes watery.I was watching vtubers play Tales of the Abyss and I cried like multiple times though.
The jong cabal runs this thread...
>>567622252Why do the bans happen anyway? Is it random or is it>debuffs are really cancer here so ban them
>>567621751Oguri isn't autistic, the joke is she's a country bumpkin from Hokkaido that's "simple"-minded. It's why she gets specifically contrasted with Tamamo Cross, a girl who is a walking stereotype of how Osakans are crass and obsessed with money, but are NOT bumpkins.
>>566323728An update for youRumpel (Dam - Air Groove) is retiring after his 5YO season and will now stand stud. In 25 starts, he has won 24 times, including 22 G1s and 1 G2. His final placement stat is 24-1-0-0. In his Classic year he managed to become a Triple Crown (UK) winner. During his career he received the following awards: 2002 Best 3YO Colt (EU), 2004 Best 4YO or older Stallion (EU), 2002,2004 HOTY (EU)
>>567622078Yeah in what, 3 years? Oh boy can't wait
>fast learner becomes obligatory in the next scenario
>>567622340Yeah E33 is great. Never played a Tales game so cant comment on those but I cant see myself getting that emotionally invested when someone else is playing.
>>567622501Fast Learner becomes obligatory in damn near every scenario.
1ace 2dom is just more comfy to do
>>567622252How do they decide
>>567621759>put dom on Grass>she fiores it once>fires gorushi ult>>fires 2 more domsSo I can have 9 dominators on my team for maximum rape?
>>567622458jesus christ
>>567622432Anon… “simple-minded” is a euphemism…
>>567622614inherited unique only lets a single extra gold trigger. So 2 dom activations per debuffer, not 3
ummwe're way behind image limit schedule
>>567622697didnt even notice... guess I'll have to post brown boobies to compensate
>>567622638Well yeah usually it means you're retarded, but in her case it's more that she actually does not think about things very hard.
>>567621445>>567621458>>567621512>>567621535>>567621693>>567621742>>567621759Naruhodo, imagine if they made card for dominator or other gold speed debuffs
>>567622432>Osakans are crass and obsessed with moneyI was going to post the Tamaberg webm but I can't find it.
>got wedding finemo on my first CM ticketUh, soulless metafaggot here, what is she good for
>>567622946torena cock
>>567622873Don't think there are any gold debuff cards at all aside from Cafe's siphon even in JP
>>567622946Absolutely nothing
>>567623087>>567623087>>567623087
>>567623058Cafe and City
>>567623058Gold Shichi has one
>>567622946Making the OG looks better
>>567622608>>567622431I'll be honest, I don't really know. From looking back I think they just swap them when they retread the same type. Last Chanmi Mid Distance had debuffs, next one won't. Last chanmi long distance had debuffs, the next one won't. Last Mile chanmi banned debuffs, the next one has them.
>>567622529It actually makes it easier because humans are empathetic creatures. When you see someone else crying you feel it stronger and it might make you cry when otherwise you might not if you're by yourself.
>>567622648Good enough
>>567623373idk still disagree because for me to care I need to be immersed and I cant feel that immersion when there's a layer of obstruction between me and the narrative in the form of a yapper
>>567619221Several games have made me sad, but I don't think I've ever full on criedAt most I've teared up a little bit
What is the purpose of brown uma spam? To make me want to fuck brown women? I already do it, what more do you want from me?!
>>567623950I post her because she's hot. Nothing more to it, really.
>>567619221I remember doing some ugly crying in MGSV at THAT part. For more recent games I don't remember much
