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5v5 won Stadium wonKeller won6v6 lostRivals lostNapoleon lost
gm briggers and diggers
5V5 WON CUS.... CUS.... LE OWC PLAYS ON IT!!!
>>567605726>you overstate the esports thing which was functionally a separate company and had little if any meaningful influenceI don't full remember what they said but in one of the Four Horsemen podcasts with Montechristo and DoA they were telling stories from the OWL. Some of the things I remember are:- the OW team was heavily involved in the League regarding graphics, team logos, team skins etc- apparently anything on stream involving OW IP also had to go through the OW team and be approves- the vast majority of the dev team was pulled to work on OW2 very early on as an insane hail mary to save OWLI do believe OWL hat a significant impact on the casual game.
>>567606393I'm not sure how 5v5 winning is even a luke warm take
>>567605726yes, the maps have gotten a lot better, that's the one clear example of actual improvement.pve could have been the perfect outlet for shitters, stoners, groups with high skill disparity, newbies learning the characters and other casuals (even competitive players if done right) that just wanted to engage with the world. and notably for the executives, they could have run absolutely wild with the shop on that mode without interfering with the core competitive game.I'll never ever talk shit about the pve, because the idea was brilliant in theory and fit the game perfectly.>ultimately we are in a better place than i ever expected half a decade ago, even if they do plenty of retard shit still.agreed, but that's only because they genuinely got scared that the chink copycat game might prove to be an actual competitor, which has only been allowed to become because they fumbled ow2 so hard.also this >>567606402esports absolutely pulled the devs away from working on the game
Please ignore the shit quality and just watch the movement. This definitely isnt controller aim, right?It feels like as I'm climbing on console that these type of people become far more common. Maybe I should just drop the game on console if its gonna become totally unplayable in ranked. This is barely in Diamond 2. The game before this I was against this guy and another guy with spastic rapid aim like this on widow
>>567606551Diamond and up on console are rife with cronus/xim abusers.
i am going to impregnate venture.
>>567606596Well I guess then maybe o should just play the game casually as a quick play player if I really wanna play it on console too.Kinda bullshit that thrse faggots really go outta thier way to ruin the entire ranked mode for everyone because of their own ego and self-esteem issues
>>567606693If you start encouraging people to put all their worth on high score people will cheat to get it. PC is no different.
>>567606402so, some art interns had to make some assets occasionally and some legal/operations girlboss had to approve some imagery? who cares>the vast majority of the dev team was pulled to work on OW2 very early on as an insane hail mary to save OWLand that's a good thing, can you imagine how much more time they would have wasted making half-baked pve dogshit while continuing to ignore the actual game? the small amount of pve we actually got was unplayable garbage and whatever pieces of it they salvaged and turned into stadium is only barely worth the attention it requires to maintain. thank you OWL for saving overwatch>>567606545>esports absolutely pulled the devs away from working on the gameyou haven't cited a single thing an actual dev had to put time into, as far as i can tell it was only the replay viewer which again is awesome, thank you overwatch league>pve good or whateverwe'll never agree here so no point arguing that further
>>567606945I'm amazed there are still people that think OW2 would have turned out as Jeff said it would when they were clearly struggling to get anything finished two years after the announcement.
>>567605770
>>567606945>>the vast majority of the dev team was pulled to work on OW2 very early on as an insane hail mary to save OWL>and that's a good thingObviously just speculation but I'd assume that OW2 development pulled way more resources than the PvE stuff.
>>567606945The replay viewer wasn't made with esports in mind though. They literally just used an internal replay viewer system and refined it to be used by anyone for the love of the game.
gm hanas
>>567606945I would gladly have accepted a 5 year hiatus and gotten the pve and engine overhaul they wanted to make
>open event legendary >Opera BrigWow thanks, game. Tons of legendary to fucking choose from and you give me one i can freely fucking buy
>>567607263
>>567607486>you give me one i can freely fucking buyThen why haven't you?
>>567606945>>567606545>pve could have been the perfect outlet for shitters, stoners, groups with high skill disparity, newbies learning the characters and other casualsi will grant you that's a nice idea in theory but i just don't see it holding anyone's attention, they were in way over their heads. kaplan wanted to incrementally build toward some lofty idea of an MMO (an absurd notion even if it sounds cool) at the expense of the game that actually existed and worked and that people loved. he lost and i'm glad.>>567607378>The replay viewer wasn't made with esports in mind though.it was made specifically for OWL in 2019 before they ported it to retail, somewhere there is an account of this i can try to look up if you want>>567607468>I would gladly have accepted a 5 year hiatusnigga...
>>567606650Based. Keep us posted.
>>567607650>kaplan wanted to incrementally build toward some lofty idea of an MMOAfter his previous MMO project which OW was salvaged from also failed lel
>>567606543it didn't win anythingit was forced
Good work today Jose, now say good nyight to each other and you can clock out for the day. Same time tomorrow btw, don't be late.
>>567607486at least you didn't get this abomination
>>567607517
back in my day every character released with a sit emote
>>567608265
>>567608516They bailed on that universal emote shit real fast
>>567608039t. Thomas Masshole
uuuuhm excuse me but what the FUCK is this???
>>567608956based 2006 deviantart style in
>>567608176
The wuyang juno thing was misdirectionThe real canon romance is Anahardt.
>>567597876What are you even having trouble with? His harder movement tech options are pretty worthless in actual matches. All you really need to learn is canceling punch and slam into each other and canceling punch into jump and those things take like 5 minutes to learn at most. After that it's just learning how to use them rather than execution.
>>567606143
what are you supposed to do on flashpoint if the enemy team has a sym and you don't
>>567609525Dude, Juno and Wuyang spend all the time together in panels since he first showed up, there's not a moment where he's seen without Juno in scene anymore. It's obvious how this cliched shit will go, whatever prank they want to pull will somehow bring them to some sappy romantic moment. He got her bros, just remove her The status already.
>>567606551>poke slop>cheatingName a more iconic duo.
>>567609525>Zugspitzel>EidelweißWhy are the changing real world places and things?
>>567609892divechuds and complaining
>>567609741I wouldn't say useless, just niche, doomfist tech can definitely net you a kill that you wouldn't be able to get normally, but yea, 90% of his kit is pretty accessible for the most part
>>567609780lose, probably
>>567609913>one side complains that the other is fucking cheating>one side cheats>this is somehow just as bad as each other
>>567609892>trannies>using "poke" to describe shooting in a shooter game
>>567610163yeah just like that
I love my wife
>>567606551how retarded do you have to be on a scale from 1 to average /owg/ poster to think this is cheating
>>567609919I can count on one hand the amount of times a diag would get me a kill or a super bounce. They're cool and flashy but not necessary. Dps fist at least needed to bump a lot.
>>567606693you could plug in a mouse and keyboard and join the pc pool instead>>567610278that is 100% xim, the auto aim is obvious
>>567609863why does some fanfic romance remove her The status?being a The is a state of mindJuno is a TheLena is a TheHana is a TheKiriko is NOT a The
>poke slop>predscans>https://youtube.com/watch?v=dv1O0cOtJP4
TOTAL DOMINA LOVE
The Venture
>>567610418Fanfic? That shit tier comic is official, and it will impact the game. If they end up confirming a romance you can 100% bet they'll be rubbing you they're a couple through voice lines, skins and other shit.
>>567609525>>567610418>>567610803This mentally ill shipping stuff goes into Rivals general btw.
>>567610803fanfic. only waifuposters are canon>>567610871elaborate on that
>>567610278Why do poke sloppers come out of the woodwork to deny obvious cheating
>>567610323I'm more thinking of situations where your slam is on CD and a killable target is on highground, bouncing off punch gets you the kill if you know how
>>567610939>only waifuposters are canonbasedi thought all this stuff was just shitposting desu...
>>567611186The Wuyang and Juno romance shit? Nah. Blizzard definitely seems to want to go the Rivals route with couples and shit.
>>567611349Why are you acting like evil neo-blizzard are inventing shipping to brainwash the manbabies this shit has always been hinted at
>>567611150Depending on where they are. Also this would possibly imply you used your slam to engage rather than your punch which is usually a bad idea. Or that on your entire team none of the dps or supports have movement to chase flankers, which probably means you're boned anyways because all the best characters have movement and damage at range.
>>567608672good nyight
>>567612132good nyight cutie..
Why can't we have any collabs like this in the west...
HOW does monkey work fucking HOW seriouslyif enemy has a monkey it jumps alone into my backline and 3 people die fucking instantly somehowif i try monkey i can jump onto any isolated support in the fucking roster and I get solo murdered by them. a fucking mercy could whip out a pistol and destroy me before I even tickle her to half health. I do ZERO fucking damage whatsoeverHOW does my team fall over to him EVERY FUCKING TIMEhurr durr 'skill issue'YES OBVIOUSLYbut WHAT the fuck is it that I'm missing? I jump onto an enemy, punch and hold leftclick while punching and their health does NOT MOVE. there are NO OTHER BUTTONS THE CHARACTER FUCKING HAS
>>567612281>yes hello wagie one dva burger pls and make sure the buns are extra juice alright?
>>567612208
bro your bubble?
>>567612342Jump, charged shot in air, melee before landing. 160 damage combo or something like that before ever using your main weapon.
>>567612342>volatilehaven't seen that one beforeanyway do this >>567612495 and also learn to dance in and out of your bubble to avoid damage
>>567612342>those modifierskek>HOW does monkey workmonke is a very intuitive and cerebral characterhe is entirely reliant on gamesense, you literally just need to play moreor, and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way, try to figure out if you're being gatekept by skillset requirements out of your control
Why did they bring that mystery showdown garbage back and force everyone to play it 15 times?
Your canonical romantic interest
>>567612281Who goes to Burger King in the west? I live in New England and the Burger Kings around here are all somehow staffed by illegals who don't speak a word of English.
>>567613308I love rainforest pussy
>>567613279>monke is a very intuitive and cerebral characteri read this but sometimes i've no idea how much i should be just plopping down shields for me time to try and gain space a bit and when to ungabunge dive
>>567613316>illegals who don't speak a word of English>in New England
>>567612395
>>567613316I fail to see what the reliance of big business on cheap migrant labor has to do with anything.
>>567614857Probably some retarded point about how the original english settlers are the real illegal that only speak a foreign language or something along those lines
>>567613918>when to ungabunga diveyou almost NEVER ungabunga dive. he's actually very fragile for a tank. every jump needs purpose. you need to constantly be reading the battlefield state and track cooldowns. there's no flowchart for this character, he's entirely reliant on your reading of the game and adaptability.it's very hard to explain honestly besides "play more" to feed your pattern recognition, but two standout things I notice with bad monkes:>bad spatial reasoningyou need to know exactly where you're going and where others are in relation to you to avoid getting caught. you need great perception on how and why you're cutting off their team to provide openings for your own. this part is crucial for winton, which is why I said some people are genuinely just gatekept by their genetics. >forcing killsyour job is to be an annoying asshole to give your team lineups. it's okay to let people get away with low hp if you separate their team's structure. it's okay to pull attention and get away without seeing anything in the killfeed. if you do it successfully enough times, even silver teammates will pick up on it.
Just pick Reindaddy
To those saying they're only gonna remain friends, they've been placing these two in every single scene. There's no way Blizzard won't bring down the The. It's over, put Anran there.
>>567616750I'll believe it when I see it
no one cares about shartran
>>567612281We got the Maccas collab
>>567616750Anran is dogshit though
I have NEVER died to the reworked bastion ultI have NEVER died to a DVA bombI have NEVER walked into a hammond mineI have NEVER walked into LOS of a High NoonI have NEVER walked into my own teammate while pulse bombedI have NEVER gone to huddle up with my teammates when I hear a junkrat tyre comingI have NEVER thrown an ult into a mizuki sanctuary that had already been active for 3+ secondsI have NEVER walked into a pool of torb cumI have NEVER hung around the edge of the map while a lucio beelines towards meI have NEVER walked into hanzo's dragonsBecause I am NOT a FUCKING RETARD WHO DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE IN MY LOBBIES(anyone think of any other good ones?)
it's hilarious how you can spot the weak links instantly when you play tank vs when you play dpsslowly leaning towards the idea that the tank hate is both driven by the role only having one player so it's easy for the mass of retards to flame without much repercussion and dps/supp being the most played roles we are like the loud majority
>>567617528tank diff
>lose the first point on rialto>last man standing>jump on a boat because fuck it>wave goodbye to the enemy team>they watch me sail away into the sunset>our cat swoops in and saves methis fucking character
>>567617312Päälikkö bodied that freak
>>567613559
just lost my first game ever with what we consider a kiriko "healbotting" vs a kiriko with 25k damageI thought healbotting being bad was a meme but when you have a healbotter vs a nonhealbotter the difference is huge
>>567615261>if you do it successfully enough times, even silver teammates will pick up on it.I've had tons of mercies and life weavers scream at me that I'm throwing on tank when I do this. So maybe raise the bar above silver a bit.
>>567618149>a kiriko with 25k damageSpamming kunai on the immortal orisa is not helping her team.
>>567618149I really doubt the kiriko was the problem.
>>567618203>listening to supportoids>everngmi
>>567618313it makes ME feel good so who cares about everybody else
>>567618591I'm not listening to them. I'm telling you that they still don't get it because they're bad. The point is that dive never gets accepted by bad players no matter how hard you hit them over the head with its value.
is dafran a bit mentally impaired? he sounds extremely retarded?I know hes a d*ne dog so the accent is naturally retarded but it's more than that
>>567618149She should stay with this hair style 2bh
>>567618843doesn't matter. let the dps clean red team up with you, they're full unga in that rank anyway.>>567618947his foid is a social worker and probably forces the meds on him if he keeps going like this he will become vegetative permanently another cautionary tale of what pussy does to niggas dying of thirst that never had a spine
i boughted my first skin ever
>>567619428kwab
>>567619428Which skin for whom?
>>567618947he has like severe ADHD and is diagnosed with BPD, he's having his down period with OW right now where he's bored out of his mind, but he's an intelligent enough guy for the most part
the mercoid on my team after "carrying" us to victory with twice the deaths of the enemy ana and pocketing our rein all game
>>567620107You sound jealous.
>>567620107mercy is my only ban, every single ranked game I play
>>567619968the only character i enjoy playing other than sigma
>>567620107https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/8/8c/Mercy_-_Reinhardt%2C_where_would_you_be_without_me.ogg
>>567620439I hope the 785k bunny skins they sold will make them realize we need more gooner skins
>>567620439Imagine being instructed to princess carry Domina to her car
>Daily meltie over Juno x WuyangHow badly will ytbois react when Brig kisses Bap?
>start playing 6v6 for the first time>first few games are a stomp>perform very well>everyone's playing what needs to be played = 2-2-2>very fun >then it starts >subhuman dps players doing 3rd of tank damage >no one picking tank or support >stuck solo supporting / tanking >shits unplayable aaaaand back to 5v5 call me when they introduce roleQ in 6v6 yes it's doable, just do it like league does
>>567621158Unlike Brigitte x Bap, they're not constantly rubbing that in your face, hinted at it, and made them spend every waking moment together like conjoined twins.
>>567621158Isn't bap turbo gay? I thought he flirted with wife leaver all the time.
>>567621261I thought he was bi. Didn't he hit on Mercy?
>>567621332That boy is a buck
is there a more unfavorable matchup than genji vs anran? i can only think of widow vs sombra maybe
>>567621772skill issue
did you finish the bp? you still have time..
Angela Ogundimu
is the chinese owcs thing tonight? in like 12hours or so, they said day 21 at 5am
>>567622380it's in exactly 36 hours
>>567622217>56.5 years
Besides Juno, Moira and Zarya, which other girl has mosquito bite sized tits?
>>567622217The bottom progress bar is also bugged...
>>567622929
>>567621772Cat completely invalidates tons of matchups.
>>567622929Juno and Zarya have well developed tits.
>>567606143>>567620439This skin is the first time I've seriously considered actually spending money on the game, good heavens.How hard is Domina to play?
>>567622929>>567623181This. Zarya is just muscular so it's not as evident.And I don't know in which version of reality anon lives that Juno has "tiny" tits. They're not Mercy/Domina/Mei sized but that doesn't mean she doesn't has. Look at her floral dress skin, whatever the name is, she's got a nice rack.
>>567622929Fareeha's tits are small, you can see it with her streetwear skin.
Would you play Freja if she was built like Bryce Dallas Howard?
The
>>567624332the wife the wife and the wife
>>567624246Giving her a hitbox that is larger than Mauga's without proportionally increasing her health points is a direct nerf.
>>567624332cute, ditzy, great body - The status GREENLITbitch, annoying, plank - The status DENIEDcute, annoying, great body - The status GREENLIT
>>567621332Bap tried to set up Mercy with Lifeweaver but Mercy said she had an eye for someone else.
>>567624580wuyang's wife, yes
>>567624780You can say whatever you want but the Kiriko is the theiest the of all the thes.
>>567625118
>>567625118This
>>567624332whore sluts
>>567622929b8
>>567621169dude you're like plat, your 5v5 games are just as clownish as those 6v6 games
>>567625118Everyone knows the kiri is a The. That's why she gets so many skins
>>567625118nice try but The Lena was the first The and thus the The-est.
>>567612281>Why can't we have any collabs like this in the west...Because you get this instead with burgers than turn your shit green.
>>567625693
>>567625693Nuh-uh, Lena walked so that the Kiriko could steal her bike.
>>567625693she disqualified herself by being a dyke
>>567625693See>>567625819
The community progress lootbox challenges not counting towards the challenge that gives you the titles is lowkey bs
>>567626082Gotta keep the hamsters going
>>567625957/owg/ bros...he's cheated on us...
>>567625819That just further proves the point. cringiko tries so desperately to be a The that she's resorting to stealing, along with a pale imitation of The Lena's cheekiness that ends up being bitchy and rude. All she had to do was be ditzy or squat and she refused to do either. Fraud. Disqualified.
>>567622217it's a bit baffling that blizzards black suits dude decided that fomo would bring more money than allowing the goys to purchase old bps
I cant stop playing mauga bros..............
>>567625763You laugh now but Burger King always had the best promos
>>567627141okay the leftmost one goes hard af
>reporting counter arguments this is why nobody takes cringiko posters seriously
>>567624746Imagine the ragdoll tho
>>567627435https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/overwatch_gamepedia/images/f/f3/Tracer_-_That..._sounds_awfully_familiar.ogg
>>567627317It did. Along with my Wild Wild West sunglasses.
>>567627571I mean, Mei is built like that already.
*is better than you at ow*
>>567627725Are you sure you're not just reported for avatarfagging?
>>567626746blizzard shills are the most cucked playerbase in gaming
>>567623056>>567625118>>567625543I seriously don't know what people see in Kiriko.She's got no tits, no ass, a generic and bland as hell design, her in-game personality is actively atrocious, and her inclusion in the lore was so bad it twisted Hanzo and Genji's childhood backstory just to shoehorn her into it and it caused a shit-ton of confusion of how old she was supposed to be before Blizzard had to come back and explain themselves.Hell, you can't even really use the "cute Japanese girl" excuse because she doesn't sound Japanese in the slightest despite being born and raised there (Mizuki also has this problem.)She she sounds like your typical smarmy whore right out of California.She really is just some dev's self-insert Mary Sue OC that they want everyone to love, so she gets shoved down everyone's throats while getting an OP meta-defining moveset and a bajillion skins crammed up her tiny ass that unfortunately print money.
>>567628902WHEN YOU GAME 4 HOPE
Somebody can't handle the most precious.
>>567629217>generic woman-_->generic woman, Japan0o0
>>567629346is that why you reported this post >>567626235 ?
asking seriously, is doomfist a trollpick like lw?
>>567629645Pretty much, yes.
>>567628912replyguy unironically reports every other post I makeif he gets lucky one of the jannies will do something, but more often than not they don't give a shitit's an outdated and irrelevant rule for this board anyway
>>567629645Yes. There's a handful of people who can actually play him well and even then he still gets shutdown easily unless your whole team is playing around you and you get the right bans.
>>567628573We need more characters built like Mei. Fattening up some skinny bitches is hot.
>>567629645maybe
>>567629217>I seriously don't know what people see in Kiriko. She's got no tits, no assanon so goon brained they can't fathom liking women that don't look like porn stars
>gets violently raped by entire enemy team>they're attacking me!
kiriko nigger sex
>>567629217>I seriously don't know what people see in Kiriko.It's either trannies self inserting or people playing her because her kit is insanely strong
>>567630721>It's either trannies self insertingdont underestimate how loud this minuscule minority can be
>kiriko is popular because... the trannies!and there it is
thoughts?
>>567631043some anons can't help themselves. the self reporting is just automatic
>>567631047>chinese cartoon pfp>pakistan flagdgaf
>>567631047genji has the same problem as doom where they have to balance them around the autists who play them so they have to be "weak" because if not they'd just stomp every lobby
Genji's ult is a humiliation ritual
>>567631658Why isn't this also applied to characters like ashe and sojourn?
>>567629217how much better she would be if they gave her cutesy jap accent like genji and hazno have like in her jap voice lines instead of cali whore lines
>>567631856The "stomp the entire server" threshold is much higher for those heroes.
Why isn't Anran 225hp when she has 2 dashes, invul frames and healing in base kit?
>>567632172Glory to the CCP or some shit like that. Probably part of the deal to get NetEase distributing the game in China again.
>>567632172good question
>>567631658The problem with genji and doom is that they have noob stomper kits. They do really well until diamond and then their winrate drops off.
>>567632172going by your logic why isn't genji 225? and to answer your question, because she literally has to touch enemies in melee range to do damage, and her sprint is rather slow
>>567631970No they are not.
>>567632172Because you want Anran buffs instead of nerfs.
>>567632552Let's see what happens next week in 2020 classic.
>>567632507>because she literally has to touch enemies in melee range to do damageso tracer should be 225 too then?
>>567632172Why can Widow one tap 300hp heroes?
>>5676321721. Her attacks are slow and damage is low.2. she is made of paper3. she flies in a straight line.4. she literally tells you where she is going to be5. her ult is extremely telegraphed6. she gets gaped by cass.7. she gets extremely cucked by any purge 8. she cannot solo any support if they have a self heal/purgeAnran is not OP, you are just fucking bad. her fire dot might as well not even exist.
the anran is made of paper poster lowkey might be the most retarded nigger in here
>>567632884I dunno the guy crying anran is super op and needs immediate nerfs daily might be worse.
>>567631856The majority of the casual playerbase plays hitscan dps and support. If dive heroes like doom and genji are strong they feast on them and there is a big outcry.
>/owg/ crying "Anran is OP" yet againbruh.justfucking shoot her???
>>567633178same thing with tracer
D.VA is actually fucking OP in high ranks yet I see nobody crying about her.I wonder why????
>>567633316Hana just got nerfed leave her alone
>>567633316everyone gave up complaining cause they're never nerfing defense matrix
>>567632780replace her recall with 100hp heal, remove 1 zip and add 7 seconds cooldown on each and yeah
Why do I get the kiriko trying to 1v1 a tank while she has less than 1000 damage and the enemy team gets a lucio who solo's my sojourn who is always by herself and trying to fucking dive 1v4 sometimes?
>play with friends with voice chat>everything feels uncoordinated>play with randoms>turn off voice chat>turn off text chat>play with random tank with perfect coordination and we stomp the enemy teamI don't understand. Why do I have such a miserable time with friends.
>>567633475Because you're in silver?
>>567633000
>>567630632she's built like a prepubescent boy my guy
>>567633616That would imply the enemy team is just as bad but they are not.
>>567630632Forgot to add she is also extremely unlikeable and a bitch 99% of the time
>>567633815The real hot ship of the moment
>>567631913I'd at least believe she was an actual jap instead of some snarky weeb.Still wouldn't fix her obnoxious personality.
>>567634018>one of the most popular heroes>unlikeablebait used to be believable
Why does kiriko have homing healing where is the skill expression
>>567620929I would die of an infatuation-induced heart attack.
>>567633316Hana is an angel and deserves itSame with Kiri
>>567633815What's the cause of this ship? Does it have an basis for existing in-universe, like in-game lines hinting at it, or is it purely fanmade?
>this broken character is actually super popular for some reasonno kidding?
>bunny skins>not playboy bunny gooner suitsIt's over. OW is dead. The west has fallen. Gamers lost.
>>567634560Having to actually aim the healing wouldn't appeal to her design's target audience
>>567630060faggots like you make Rivals look like the better game community
>>567634837nah /mrg/ is the worst general on this board with no signs of stopping
>>567634560>doesn't know about kunai weaving>doesn't know about suzu>doesn't know about swift step
>>567634560And it's not even like ana's where you can at least body block it. You know why this nigger proof character is the way she is.
>>567633571Your friends are just shooting the shit while the randos are actually trying (even if they're bad at it).
>>567634648based
>>567634560>>567635441Wifebeater has auto aimed healing but I'm not hearing you whine about that.
A bunny? In space?
>>567635537Wife leaver hasn't been a meta staple since his inception while having the most obnoxious playerbase in the game.
>>567635537because his output is extremely low compared to crutchiko Lifeweare is busted because of his life grip, not because of his healing.
>>567635725Kiriko being meta has nothing to do with her healing
>>567635591that's clearly hanamura(winter) though
>>567635591has science gone too far?
>>567635816
Gotta say kiriko haters not helping their case by complaining she doesn't sound like a submissive japanese stereotype and invoking trannies and leftists when pushed back.
Daily reminder to thank Blizzard for making Venture the most vomit inducing design ever so nobody plays that cancerous kit in your games
>>567637170I see Venture plenty.
>>567613316Oh my God, it's the same in Germany. It's practically impossible here to place an order at Burger King.
>>567637329statistically this can only be true if you play an ungodly amount of games per day
blacked on monitor 1gay sex on monitor 3kiriko gaming on monitor 2
>>567637170whats vomit inducing is her VAs stinky unshaved pits.
>>567613316in france it's quite nice :]
>>567637612I play QP.
>>567637678You are weak.
>>567637678pic?
>>567629645You pick Doom when your alleged pocket supp fucks up a single time and then spend the rest of the game in the enemy backline
Anyone else getting fucked by disconnects?
just had a dps player yelling at me saying sig was bad against ramthen i asked him what i should go instead and he said why should he know I'm the tank playeri said if hes complaining about sig surely he has at least one better option otherwise how does a complaint about the pick make any sense at allhe just got super angry yelling at me saying sig sucks while still failing to give an alternativethe fuck is wrong with some peoples brains in this game?(zarya was banned btw)
imagine not having all incoming chats muted in this gamecouldnt be me
>>567638138
imagine having all outgoing chats muted in this gamecould be me
>>567624332The Wooe-yangThe Married-zukiThe Dated-huyn
>>567639993yuck
>>567624332if you showed this to any person that has never played overwatch they would think they're the same character
I watched a bit of that zoomer nigger playing genji and desu it was funI kinda feel like an unc playing this game tho
>>567641074they would be awestruck by how beautiful and perfect these three women are
>>567641332>zoomer niggeryou wouldn't say that to his face, he's ex-military
>>567641650what a 155cm 45kilo gonna do? use his military grade weapon to kill me? lmfaooooooooo
Juno is just for me. Blizzard confirmed it.
hold up...
>>567642040Kiriko should cosplay more characters.
>Complete 20 games>WTF Aaron you're so like hitler.just play the fucking game.
>>567642040would
>>567642040Kiri a cute
>eichenwald>lijang tower>illios>midtownholy shit they pick the worst maps to populate map voting pools and retards go out of their way to pick them so they can get fucking stomped because they dont know how to play the map. gibraltar, kingsrow, and route 66 are the only maps im happy to see at this point. even Antarctic Peninsula and every flashpoint map are more fun.
>>567642695
>>567641972She's Wuyang's only. Blizzard is making it clear.>Saves him and lets him use her as a crutch during the Talon invasion.>She's told to welcome all the new members, welcomes only him.>Since his appareance her only other interaction with characters is about 4 panels of her in a sleepover with Hana and Brigitte.>Pats him in the shoulder and tells him they can train together.>Imbecile wants to prank the squad by scattering banana peels in a corridor because contusions are fun, Juno wants to prank them by changing all the spoons on the kitchen to forks. He pretty much calls that lame and convinces her to somehow make a prank related to a turret. They're 100% gonna make them a couple, add sappy voice lines, sell couple skins in bundles. If you still think they're gonna make them just friends then you're an illiterate retard.
I believe Israel is a real country and mossad did nothing wrong. Which heroes do I play?
>>567643731shitiko
>>567643731Zenyatta
>>567643731Pharah
>>567642919I'll give you Midtown but Lijang Tower is actually goated. Ilios and Eichenwalde ain't bad either. Flashpoint however is a dogshit version of Control. Why would I play it when I can play the vastly superior original?
>>567643589>Saves him and lets him use her as a crutch during the Talon invasion.She's a support hero, that's literally her job>She's told to welcome all the new members, welcomes only him.all the new members = wuyang and anran>Since his appareance her only other interaction with characters is about 4 panels of her in a sleepover with Hana and Brigitte.literally just wrong? she's interacted with anran, efi, brig, and JPC.>Pats him in the shoulder and tells him they can train together.not romantic and also she trains with anran too>Imbecile wants to prank the squad by scattering banana peels in a corridor because contusions are fun, Juno wants to prank them by changing all the spoons on the kitchen to forks. He pretty much calls that lame and convinces her to somehow make a prank related to a turret.not romantic, not even the slightest bit flirty. it is a really cute scene of junojust admit you don't interact with women
>>567643731Symmetra
>>567623056https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8pxcSBQ/
>>567645325This is an 18+ website
>>567645325kys
>2 maps that exist solely for hog lucio and pharah to farm enviormental kills>midtown which is nothing but chokes and high ground (kryptonite for 90% of the player baseive never felt like i lost a flashpoint match because of the map itself lowered the lobbies IQ by 50 points the way that maps like Eichenwalde do
after playing 6v6 for a day I can confidently say that I've never seen more subhumans than here absolutely worst of the worst players that make 5v5 look like professional environment
>>567642040fucking hate kiriko so much its unreal
>>567642040i said it before and ill say it again, anran is literally just a kiriko skin masquerading as a new character so that they can double dip skin bundles while pandering to asia (china).
>>567645902you're like plat dude, your other games are equally as dogshit
>>567646420>let's complain about having more hot chicks in the gameI bet you also melt down about venture existing, you can't have it both ways faggot
>>567646520not him but that would imply that games feel any less dogshit the higher your rank, which is sadly false. it never gets better because its a solo queue issue at heart
>>567646703Slant eyed freaks can't be hot though
>>567646520seems like you have a hard time reading
>>567646846Yes this is a sane and stable person argument.
>>567646420Anran is more likeable tho.
>>567646703>I bet you also melt down about venture existingi do not because venture at least looks distinct and doesnt exist solely to be a collab skin merchant like wuyanng. she literally looks like a streetwear skin in a chinese new years event with the most generic face out of all the asian characters
>>5676459026v6 is the mode for clipfarming streamers like frogger.
>>567646865@ me when you aren't a plat player who's constantly blaming his team for your losses
sym still has 275 and for what
>>567647175She needs serious rework since her pickrate is below Sombra's atm.
>>567645902>>567646520The ride NEVER ends.
>>567647162>6v6 faggot coping about his fake rank LMAO
hag soe sexo, very
>>567647056I don't get why we have to go to two extremes. I like hot "gooner" characters as much as goofy and funny looking ones and don't mind either as long as they're justified in OW's world.
>>567647584I'm talking about your 5v5 rank, platieYou're plat in 5v5, you're plat in 6v6 because you are shit at Overwatch
>>567647275just like my gold/plat games but i get bronze and silvers in my team while getting expected if i win and reversal or whatever if i lose
I enjoy 5v5 and 6v6.
>>567635402fuck them they get all the fun characters and we get the bland fortnite filler content and queer lore discussions. but hey at least we can say our decade old game isn't jank
>>567648202this is the most insane thing i've read in my life
who is the tummy queen of overwatch?
>getting triple penetratedTHEY'RE ATTACKING ME
>>567648296The content output is slow and very minimal and has a weird pace to them. Nothing ever happens until before or after a season. Anniversary is a sham and most of the new characters haven't gotten either an emote nor highlight intro.
rape aaron keller
>support duo>their output is so little they both might as well go afk for 40% of the match and nothing would change
emrack...
>>567649150
>>567649097Wifebeater and Mercy are the worst support duo in the history of this game. It's usually two afk chatbots jerking off each other while doing absolutely nothing.
>>567648989>YOU'RE POWERED UP, GET IN THEREHow do you respond without disappointing your teammates?
>>567648820tummy enjoyers have an embarrassment of riches in overwatch. too many good ones to choose from >.<
>>567647952alright buddy, back to your daycare playground (ranked 6v6)
>have two unfunny cringelords with the funny israel flag pic>get stompedI'm noticing
>>567647730Soe's mixed baby is the product of true love
>The Lena doesn't have any interactions with *iriko
what's this trend of every rammatra being absolutely fucking terrible?
>>567649484Juno's pits, tits and lips are glorious.
>>567641972No, she is clearly for me
>>567649350Their picks were good but it's just they did nothing as you would expect from a support duo.
>>567650371Junos for everybody!
>300h/ps ana shoots Doom's block on demand
am I hardstuck gold if I need teammates to win and cant on my own
which shade of brown is the most delicious
>>567650642Keep asking for the doom rework.
>>567650840where's venture?
>>567650840>brown girls have brown pussylipsmust I choose?
>>567650903Girl you faggot
>>567650840I'm unironically illari irl
>>567639993
>>567650714i guess the system does work as advertised sometimes
>>567650840Dark chocolate > caramel > milk chocolate
>>567650949based vanilla strawberry enjoyer
>>567650840All built for big daddy Rein.
>>567651112What do you believe venture to be?
>>567644887>She's a support hero, that's literally her jobNot in the comic, not even once.>She's told to welcome all the new members, welcomes only him.And she doesn't even acknowledge Anran after the battle.>literally just wrong? she's interacted with anran, efi, brig, and JPC.Interacting as in just looking at them? lol>not romantic and also she trains with anran tooYeah, but Anran could have been changed to any other character and nothing would have changed, they didn't even exchange words. It was just a reason for her and Wuyang to have a moment.>not romantic, not even the slightest bit flirty. it is a really cute scene of junoI'm not saying it was romantic, it just shows that they want to keep these two together.I interact with women, you just miss subtext and intent in writing like a preschooler.
>>567651441Troon
>>567648820kpop brig and its not even close.
>>567650903busy being mating pressed by me
im going back to 5v5...
>>567651843>6v6 QPliteral tortureit's a complete gamble where you either get people who understand 2-2-2 or a team of retards who just want to play DPS
>>567651843>mercy niggeryou deserve it
>>567652683fuck you!
>winning ranked games with the guns in hand and smile on face big dudeI cant even tell if the dude is legit busted or not
>>567652683This
Fun fact: there are no nigger accents in the latin american dub.In fact orisa actually sounds pretty good.
good night black and brown girl enjoyers
there is a direct correlation between people who shoot enemies emoting and below average IQ
theories on how we lost this game?
>>567653236Tank diff
>>567653107Jose
>>567653236M*rcy
>>567651604>I interact with women, you just miss subtext and intent in writing like a preschooler.This is going to blow your mind anon, but some of us who contribute to our society interact with women, even really attractive women, on a daily basis without any romantic subtext whatsoever. There are real men and women out there, right now, billions of them, who interact in the same ways juno and wuyang have interacted in this comic and are not in a romantic relationship with each otherYou are seeing what you want to see and your perception is not reality. Literally lying and contradicting yourself in your points to force a romance that hasn't happened yet
>>567653362what about him
>>567653236If I had to guess, the Mercy was pocketing the Sojourn and not giving enough attention to the rest of the team
>>567650840>make a lineup of dark skinned women >put a dark brown background subhuman retard
>>567653520>hasn't happened yet
>>567653236Nobody played point
>>567653236>mercy in team>guise why did we losei can already tell that the mongoloid playing mercy tried to go for a rez when there were 5 people looking at her>!1 deathskill mercy niggers
I FUCKING LOVE 25 MINUTE EICHENWALDE GAMES WHERE WE LOSE IN OVERTIME!!!
this general is deranged
>get muted then unmuted 2 games laterhuh
>>567653837there's nothing more frustrating than your team stomping but still losing because they forget we aren't playing deathmatch
>>567654016All generals are schizo cage fights.
>>567653937really? I don't like them...
>>567654045sounds like a bug. contact support and ask them to mute you permanently.
>>567654194sei sei koikiki
>>567653236your dpscuck dying 14times is diabolical Im ngl
is it ok if i stop playing overwatch?
Don't understand well what you have to do here. Does it count dailies?
>>567653362its true tho.not sure what your post means.
>>567654016nuh uh
>>567654329ask your mother
>>567654329your wife's bf won't like it. Stay busy and distracted.
>>567654282>where'd your team go, buddy?
>>567654331No, only the event challenges. It's a big grind for that title.
>>567614236
>>567653562Lena's freckles…
>>567654331There's a repeatable challenge for winning games. Basically grind games and wins count as double.
>4x player in groups>they start flaming each other before the game even begins over bans>consolationJust don't. It's that simple just don't allow groups in comp.
>made a doomfist ragequit because he lost a 1v1 to me on tracer
>>567655478Groups are also what ruin qp games.
>>567653236Tracer did not do enough damage.
Were we supposed to see gameplay of the new map today or am I losing my mind
their hole argument is having rez but having rez is actually counterproductive because it fucking incentivizes people to play bad because why should i play next to cover when this retard can just rez me. i have no idea why is a mercy pocketing me, the support, when they can go pocket one of the dps. yes, im chopping heads with bap and zen but why pocket me why not pocket the people who are trying to take angles. worse is when they play mercy just to pocket the tank but the tank is front lining and they end up putting themselves in the worst positions ever then they end up dying while achieving nothing. the worst shit ever is that whenever someone dies its like they instantaneously lose 100iq points and feel the instinctual need to press fucking shift and rez in the middle of five fucking niggers. you have no idea how many times i ended up giving nano to a mercy so this mongoloid could go rez the tank when this nigger decides to just pull the glock and 1v1 the enemy tank. behead mercy niggers
>>567653937I like i can wall until the last point where there's zero flanking and it's just one giant choke point hallway.
>>567655228>>567655547wicked!
>>567651651>I'm so right wing I hate sex with biological women!
>>567651441>What do you believe venture to be?My wife, preferably.
>>567655837Sunday at the esports
I think Lena and Kiriko make for perfect rivals and should have dialogues shitting on each other. Also make Lena a skin hoarder too while at it.
>>567654016you've seen nothing if you weren't here pre-OW2 launch
I enjoy playing Junker Queen and Illari.
Why is doomfist and kiriko naked in the spawn room, come on man, im trying to game
Bikini skins for Domina, Anran and Tracer.
Vintage deep sea diving suit for Juno
>>567658323maybe a bioshock collab while we're at it
Eating sushi off of Kiriko’s naked body! Rubbing the sushi on her butthole for flavor!
>>567658578would be based for Moira since the entirety of Bioshock is about 'rewriting what god gave ya' and has an """Irish"""" antagonist (he even has a fake wife named Moira lmao)
>>567658578A harpooner hero would go hard. Too bad Blizzard missed their chance since we already got too many filler characters.
Blizzard should show how progressive they are and give Vendetta a hairy armpits + happy trail skin maybe with a sweaty texture too
>>567658792hell yeah
>>567658323This but also give a Captain Ahab skin for Vendetta. We need a sea theme collab or one offs.
>>567658323Diving suit Juno would be a good gag skin for summer.
We need new roles for existing heroes. Marvel Rivals has three roles for Deadpool. Doomfist used to be DPS. Give one tricks a new way to play their hero in a new role. Like an actual DPS Moira.
GIVE ILLARI A MASSIVE UNCUT PENIS WITH HUGE LOW HANGING BALLS !!!!
