Previous: >>567623087>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Mejiro Palmer (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina), SSR Matikanefukukitaru (Speed), SSR Rice Shower (Power)Current CM: Taurus Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Left/Spring/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Daring Heart (3*), SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SR Mejiro ArdanNew Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
Are we posting yuri duo?
Finished
we're free from XOguris at last
>>567646264Machitan!
you're gonna get RAPED
This thread will mind break the schizo too
Hag Love!
Digitan LOVE
>>567646321>we're free from XOguris at lastfor now
>>567646340Omachi-Senpai!
What stam do you need for an endcloser to run KKS or TSS?
>>567646356Wrong pants and Fuku will protect me.
>pace chaser acessomeone pill me on this. Everytime I try to build any pacer that isnt the hog she just dies. What's the secret?
wahey
All my parent runs in the last 5 days were garbage it's so over
>>567646501
https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r https://poal.me/qnrm7r
>>567646501No u=ma backup this time though so more double dom xogs will eat shit
Why are my balls hurting? They were just fine an hour ago
umaumasumass
>>567646570If the other styles need 600 stam, pace needs 680, you always need 80-100 more than the other faggots
Last Thread
Umass?
>>567646836
>>567646801I don't feel like that's a concern for Gemini, you're going to aim for 600 regardless of style for the speed boost and 600 is more than enough to survive even as a pace.
>>567646739Blue balls. Might be time to start masturbating!
>>567646930Is it really that? I have been pissing semen
>>567646801no, that's no longer true. Fronts require the most stamina. All other styles consume and therefore need less.
>>567647048
>>567646739You're a fatass and your balls are taking the brunt of the clot. Next time it'll be your brainstem and you'll die with no one around to help you. Alternatively, your balls decided to do a little jig out of boredom and twisted themselves a little too much.
>>567647063go jerk off, think about us while doing it
If I am a male trainer that wants to marry and breed my uma, who is the uma for me?
>>567646816>ntr ayabeYes my perfect beautiful wife and her wife
>>567647192all of them
>>567646816>single sexThat's me...
>>567646816cute schizo
>>567647284Holding my beautiful wife’s hands to keep cool in the warm monthsHolding my beautiful wife’s hands to keep warm in the cold months
>>567647192Yoroshiku
I secretly hope that at least 1 chiyofag is really a girl.
this thread will be better
>>567646816>schizo cm
>>567647552Foids are always terrible posters. Even worse than the Chiyoposters. You do not want to deal with them.
>>567647192a better question would be>which umas aren't for meand the answer would be >very, very few if anytake your pick, anon
when will things get better
>>567647741in 2 monthsthen in 4 months after that when the honeymoon period of GL is over
rolling a 1
>>567647794rough sexneckbitingbackscratchingbed-breakingpelvis shatteringsex with gentilmommy
>>567647741this is even more gross than usual curren posts
>>567647192For me it would be Mayano Top Gun, Nishino Flower, Rice Shower, Sweep Tosho and Haru Urara. I would also welcome Curren, Falco and Taishin in my harem.
Topro LOVE
>>567647927>rolls 1>gets 7>no wait, it's helios—SIX SEVEN
>have to run four races in a row because haw haw everything is in the fall>Tazuna says fuck your skin cream>second skin outbreak in the run by the end of the classics year, -30 stats>Mood down from Good to Awful in exactly one turnat this point you're about to get raced every fucking turn just because I hate you.
>>567648119
>>567645557 >>567645701>>567645964 >>567646110>Honest to god (good) /ck/ postingWhoa!>>567645928Wrong! I, AM SPARTACUS!
>>567647974
>>567648072Do I also get some cool arcylic stand of Vodka in her racing outfit?
>>567648185anon, you only race 4 straight if you have the cream and some cupcakes...
>finemotrannies>chiyotrannies>stegotrannies>ntrannies>flashtrannies>gentiltranniesdo we have a chance of getting rid of these trash posters or is this general doomed?
>>567648314now, hear me out, oguri isn't **that** bad when she's singing live
>>567648314she easily mogs all of the others
>>567648314Oguri plap
which uma would be a kiss demon
>>567648552her tongue would invade your mouth and not let go until you're under her spell
>>567648539
>>567648773isn't shichi's teasing too much?
>>567648742She could taste your lunch with a tongue that long
>>567648789
>I can actually go to thisdo I do it gwos
I have key evidence that will definitively prove that Satono Diamond is the werew
>>567646152Who drew this image
>>567648932Dont cosplay and dont bet. Going to races is fun.
autis/uma/ bros status?
>>567649226neicha isn't that slutty...r-right?
>>567649226neicha is that slutty but only for me
>>567649226neicha flashes her umanko in front of stadiums of people and then rides her torena for hours
>>567649072The website seems like a mess and I can't even tell if there will even be races that day. It looks like it might just purely be a cosplay/vendor event?
>>567648823she desperately wants (You) to rape her
>>567646801its not the stamina though. they just dont accelerate at the right time ever. anytime i run a pacer in cm it looks like shes standing still during the final stretch.
>>567646152Dia-chan, please, I want to marry a human woman. I don't want to marry an uma....
>>567649226
>>567647425my wife suplexing your wife into next week
AYABE A NIGGER
>>567649512they have access to budding blossom and mummy for this cmuse a suzuka blocker to cuck the fronts from angling and to create a gap with the end cucksno one is running this strategy but it works 99% of the time
>soulful triple groundwork pacer podium sweep>B finalsWinning B finals feels better than 3rd place A finals, still undecided on it vs 2nd place though...
>>567648361she also fucked up the haru tennoshowinning the haruten and the KKK were literally the only things I was doing her career for, so I didn't race a single race after that and sent her straight to the glue factory after the career.
mejiro FARDAN hehe
>>567649403Yeah the site is sus. There is supposed to be evening races, but there are no starting lists or schedules. Also the bag polices read like there are from a prison. I wouldnt go there, if I were you.
>>567650231okay, fair
opera o is such an earlet
>>567650372It's just that Ayabe mogs hard with her donkey ears
>>567649403>>567650256It's a glowie honeypot I thought we went over this before
Will /uma/ still accept me if I find Curren Chan hot?
the riddles are just literal asspulls to make curren seem smart
>>567650540no you haven't
I thought Leo will be a Rickeyslop...
>>567650540First time I ever heard of the track, but Im also not a burger
>>567650681It's now or never for Oguri Cap
>>567649025artist is hanma_amnah, learn to reverse search.
>>567650561No this is a god fearing general and we don't take kindly to those under the spell of a jezabel
>>567650681rickey is better if you can get all the greens
>>567650681Be grateful for now others still have a chance
Why is he spamming BBB all thread
*mindfucks you*
>>567650082true, the wrong kid died
>>567650681Leo Cup is the Sprint CM though
even some random ass buggies have uma itashas...
>>567650141You are so fucking stupid it hurts if you still think runaways do anything but help the fronts. I have lost so many races to fucking suicidal mongoloids like you. Please just stop.
>>567651121
>>567650621Curren IS smart she doesn't need to have it in her name unlike a certain pigeon
>>567651338falco is a BEETLE
I think I'm done with this game for a while. What other games do you guys play?
>>567651328
>>567649941Check again. That was just her afterimage.
>>567651397minesweeper
So, there's no acceleration that works for Paces in CM15? Does Sneed Star work? Should you grab a gold recovery? In 12 you didn't need to but how does the extra +200 meters affect stamina consumption?I made sure to attach a lust provoking image this time to my post
>cheerleader story was fucking kino>Neicha a best, Kingu a cute>wedding dress story was awesome>Curren a SMART and a cute and kind>Finemo reserved and cute>Raisu and Urara RETARDED and cuteseriously, when they start singing Umapyoi Legend I couldn't stop laughing, such adorable retards
>>567649512cuz they literally don't have any accels lmao
>>567651559
What's worse if I'm low on energy and dont have any other options:Recreating during Summer, or using a Kale Juice without a cupcake and doing the whole Summer at Good Mood?
>>567651397Starfield,, replayed the ps2 GTAs, Tales of Aries new edition is out tomorrow. That sorta thing
>>567650967I saw a lot of trainers on xitter winning with their oshi THO
>>567651502
>>567651689just kale it up bro
>>567646289nice me likey
>>567651397elden ring nightreign modded with my friends mostly nowadays
>>567651397I'm playing civ 6 and stellar blade and reading Ooku
>>567651758
>>567651397vintage story and stationeers
>>567651397Path of Exile 2 is getting a big update next week
STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER!You have been visited byOFFICER...UNIVEEERSE!OF THE LOCAL UMA POLICE DIVISIONNo arrest warranted but if only you say something nice about her on her birthday
>>567651397I play chinese haverst moon/rune factory knock offs on steam
>>567651508CAFFEINATED FISTS
Wow it's already mid end May. At this rate we're going to be celebrating Christmas again
>>567651397Diplomacy is not an option, where a singular mission can take +2 hours if not more depending on how much resources and units you want to accumulate before steam rolling the enemy bases.
>>567652058it looks kinda bad but I will still play it
fuck it. imma start making dirt spark parents for cheer nature for the dirt cm at the start of grand live
>>567652110she has the prettiest shade of blonde in the game
>>567651956
>>567652256You think so? I'm excited, personally. End game was the biggest issue that game had and all the changes look like improvements. Will def be slacking on my fan count the first few weeks (sorry danchou)
>>567652110Smol and cute
Hello.Cinderella Gray season 2.Where is it??HMMMM??Where?
>>567651397I play uma JP
w-why would she be worried???
>>567652228What the FUCK is "Christmas"??
>>567652110I like how one of her kids is named Setono Diamond for some reason.
https://poal.me/c6b95y
>>567652397as long as the endgame is still the infinite atlas that doesn't let you choose what map you wanna run infinitely it's gonna be annoying also no new classes for half a year now......atleast they finally added mageblood and other chase uniques
>>567651397Been playing alot of MH Wilds
the funniest thing about this game is how it does the gacha thing of having 300 different currencies and resources, but for absolutely no reason. it's not to make you spend money to skip grinding for them, because you literally can't. i need ten more oaks sashes and i don't know why. there is no way that cygames can make money from me not wanting to do this, so i don't know what it's for.
>>567646152>ywn be called upon by your trainee to go to your trainer's room>ywn see that her best friend/rival and her trainer are here too>ywn hear the door lock behind you>ywn see your trainee's sweat profusely while her face grades to beet red>ywn watch as your trainee expose her true colors in front of you>ywn feel the dread in the room that's haunting you and your fellow trainer as your swelling groin starts to betray you>mfw you and your bro will never have the brutal experience of a 4 hour dual reverse mating presswhy even live
>>567652529ricetardbwo...
>>567651538I thought this is what you wanted!!! Do you not want to have s*x with Rice Shower??? What are you, gay? DOES SHE NOT SEXUALLY SATISFY YOU? HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>567651397I've been playing through the Zelda games recently, I'm doing Majora's Mask currently
Daisca and Air Groove needed their own category
>>567652620well, they did get rid of SP atleastI honestly kinda wish they'd give us that change in global already
>>567652584I'm not using lates for Gemini and for Cancer I'm definitively not
>>567652584What does that mean?
>>567652603Think the changes to make the infinite atlas a lot more structured early is a great middle ground. No new classes does suck, but there's plenty of ascendancies I havent played yet so I'm not suuuper upset about it (wish we had daggers though).Think making the end game actually good is more important than the classes. In the end we'll have to wait and see how the changes play.
I want my sweaty uma sitting on my face
>>567652716maybe post an uma that's actually sexo next time
umanko to face attack
>>567652924patch notes tomorrow I'm gonna sit and read through them and decide what to play
>>567651397just finished a 2 hour terraria session with the boys
>>567652534December 25
>>567652110I thought she was a filthy >chestnut because of the blonde hair
>>567651397still minecraft
>>567652997>Gold ShittyNormie arse negro sodomite
>>567652997you could almost imagine Aoki Kanji drew this.........otouto x uma nee-san doujin NEVER
>>567652603>>567652924>>567653054Fuck off to the path of excrement general fucking retards Stop spamming off topic garbage
>>567653268ass too small
>>567653409which uma would be autistic enough to play poe
>>567649487Rice Shower doesn't see her Onii-sama like that...
>>567653464shakur
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Zv90BTnFuIWho sings Ms. Victoria best and why is it CB?
/umerp/ - Uma Musume Masturbation instead of actually talking about the game General
>>567653464Narita Taishin
>>567653559It's Tanino Gimlet actually
>>567653173just another normal day
>>567652997basic blonde bitch
every day i regret not pulling for her more...
>>567653597Taishin only plays rhythm and puzzle games
>>567653595I'm out of tp bro
>>567653595Go back to /vm/a
this Flash itasha....
>>567653787
>>567653737
>>567653723This but BrightIf you have her I'll trade you my Ardan for her>>567653742That doesn't mean you can't discuss the game!!!
>>567653464Shakur
>>567653876And you're a newfag that wasn't here last ""christmas"".>>567653865ESPO CUTE!
>>567653938oh yeah, that's the good stuff
>>567653559Goldship mogs all the other seiyuuIs not even a competition
>>567654001>If you have her I'll trade you my Ardan for hergod imagine if you could trade umas with another player
>>567653882If they actually care about the game then sure I'll go check their place outNothing of value to be found in this general
You guys got arts of Smart Falcon being a winner (instead of being a loser)?
>>567654006>Muh Holidays meme hurr durrYou're still a kike and a newfag
>>567654080
>>567642406
>>567654001There's just not that much to discuss though.... the scenario sucks, and cm meta was figured out 4 years ago....
>>567654162
>>567654162No, I avoid saving anything that might imply she's not a loser. She's cuter when she's getting cucked or seems hopeless.
>>567654297
>>567654275Calm down schizo, we get it, you're new, Vtard.
>>567654042Flash needs to be my paizuri assistant.
Why is xhe so upset today?
>>567654193I love watching City get blasted
>>567654001i don't have bright either sadly... she and ardan are 2 of the global umas i don't have but want the most
>win race as curren>yatTAaAAAaAAaAaAAAaAA
>>567653319>spoilerhahakigi... if you can hear us.. please draw that (with Rickey of course)yes i drew this
>>567653559My heart and soul says Stego, but the small corner of my brain says Espoir City.https://files.catbox.moe/bla23u.mp3
>>567654193Will Espoir City Umacreep Gold City in the "blonde gyaru Uma" niche?
>>567653241not vanilla i hope, vintage story blows it away/I installed that create mod on minecraft but I havent touched it yet
>>567653464Trascend
>>567653457>Tachyon 1 second after her beloved Morumotto-kun leaves Tracen to visit his parents
>>567653464>>567654858
Would Air Groove be considered a hag?
>>567654924Oh yeah, 100%
>>567654787
>>567654751incredible work anon, will be stealing this
>>567654997In that case where do I sign up for the hags lover club
>>567655005
>>567655179ummmm, I think this bikini might be too small
>>567654924she already has a handful of offsprings/grandchildren umafied so yea which also makes me an old grandpa
Is 503 stam 371 guts and corner rec enough for End Oguri at Good mood to beat Creek?It's a parent run, so I suppose I should give it a try regardless and hope for the best.
>>567655217
I actually fucking hate the fact this bitch is so strongSo you are telling me a random mare who only won QEII2 cup is somehow one of the strongest character in the game?
...
>>567655392I don't think that's enoughtry late
>>567655392you probably need a gold recovery
>>567654158Okay those guys SUCK major weinerI'll stay here....
I'm going to take a nap kay guys dw about me haha, you say I should keep going? Ahaha.. you go on without me everything will be alright haha... I just need to close my eyes a little bit you know, just give five minutesYeah yeah you go on without me okay, I'll be following soon haha...
>>567655434>only>>>onlyretard
>>567648314>Tama is the smallest>Oguri is the fattest>Creek is the hagestLore accurate casting.
>>567655659Lucky Lilac won way more G1s in a more competitive era and she's nowhere as strongShit doesn't make sense
explain this
>first the schizos, now the pedophileoh boy
>>567655920le fishe
>>567655847Oguri Cap is a shitter compared to like 80% of the cast and look how long she terrorized CMs.
>>567655653you posted this yesterday, retardlook! I can post it too! you're either lying or shitposting, but either way you should kill yourself
I love my umawife but Taiki Shuttle does things to me
>>567654850Haven't played vanilla or the new versions in years, it's a gtnh world. Old tech 1.7.10 modpack, probably the most developed. Currently in zpm voltage but recently I've been focused in completing the magic mods and now I'm upgrading base infra to get trinium coils
>>567656118do you think she does it on purpose
>>567655847>>567655434She, and her inherit, is literally ONLY good in medium distance races, while running as a late. I'm not sure why you're seething over someone who succeeds in something very specific.
/uma/ general - Minecraft and other vidya
>>567656004try and give me an adult woman fetish, I dare youI double dog dare youfillies are best, and that's that
>>567656096Take your meds
>>567656067>shitter compared to like 80% of the cast>4 G1s winner?
>>567655434Modern uma design is tuning an uma to be good for their most notable tracksTake a look at Kyoto 2000m (QE2)Try and make a Late Surger for that track without rereleasing Ryan or making her generically good for every Medium Turf track
Nishino LOVE
>>567656318I didn't notice Admire Groove has heterophobia
>>567656260I don't think she got those massive honkers on purpose but goddamn
>>567656067Oguri Cap won 4 G1, has one of the highest number of races won and is the reason keiba became so popularAdmire Groove won QEII cup and jobbed every single mixed race she enteredI would rather have a strong Air Groove alt (an actual strong mare) instead of her>>567656278Medium races are the most common races, at least they could have made her unique work only for Kyoto in that case>>567656318Admire Groove is strong for every single medium races tho
>>567656419It’s one of her (many) charm points
>>567655392Yes. Click on it and you will see she has like half the speed she has in stamina.
>>567656419Yeah, it's not TOO not iceable because her hair usually covers her eye, and purple/blue are similar, but it's there.
Rice wife
>>567656501>make her unique only work in KyotoDo not give Cyjews ideas.
>>567654535It's a me, Risotto Doccia!
>>567655392(me)>>567655574I decided to buy straight recovery (it activated early in the late race). I also got an extra +5 stam before the start of the race.The reporter showed up after so now I'm back at Great, I'm glad I didnt use my only cupcake.>>567655538Why would I run Late? Doesn't End have better stam consumption. If its because of aptitude I have End A from my sparks.
Nishino Ti Amo
When going for high score runs.Is it better to take something from B to A or A to S?
>>567656501meanwhile SiL is even more retardedly broken than Aruvu in-game while being the "weakest" triple crown/tiara
It's a >G1 are the only things that matter!Retard.I bet you're also mad that stay gold has a pretty much required inherit for lates/ends despite "only" winning 1 G1, not even in Japan.
Post umas being possessive or jealous.
>>567648518I think she has aged like a fine wine.
Yep
Is it just me or is Tamamo Cross not that popular as a Umawife? For how popular she is there aren't that many arts of her with her trainer
>>567656809EARS
>>567656724Get an S and take the skills for the S. If it's a distance S, it will give you more scores for the distance skill. If it's style S it will give you more points for style skills. That's how you inflate scores.
>>567656813Flower and me during our second hot-spring visit
>>567656686Forgot image.
>>567656838she's too oguricodedshe's popular because she's cool rather than wifeable
>>567656750the stego thing is because of how successful he was as a sire, not really his racing record
>>567656838there are enough pics of her, it’s just that they’re in a language you don’t understand
>>567656750>I bet you're also mad that stay gold has a pretty much required inherit for lates/ends despite "only" winning 1 G1, not even in Japan.No I'm not, Stay Gold finished a lot 2nd against legendary horses, he was the 1st horse born in Japan to win an overseas G1 and he won the Dubai Sheema Classic which was a fake G2 with ton of G1 horses. And after his career he became one of the most prolific sire in Japan. Now tell me what's Admire Groove's legacy
>>567656838she's like Digital, more homie-tier than wife or anything else
>>567657110Hey guess who fucking birthed a very good Uma retard.
>>567656686>Doesn't End have better stam consumptionno? who told you that
>>567656776
post the good tama jp comics then
post something cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UM3WN9dcu8
>>567657402
>schizos>then pedo>now spanish ""meme"" spammer and the literal who eceleb shilling his TRANNY DOG SHITnice general umakeks
>>567651813
post brown umaboobs
I must have angered some sort of rng god because my past 20 runs trying to get the 3rd ace for CM14 have been absolutely dreadful, have to give up at first inspo or summer 90% of the time with how bad it isFuck you Fuku you goddamn useless fucking whore if 7 you hit your fucking chain for once
>>567657253we were talking about ult inherits no?
>>567657301Pacaco hands made this meme and I love it
>>567657591ok!
would you have sex with curren chan
I have already skipped Niigata and Sapporo Junior Stakes for good trainingsNow there’s another good training on Saudia Arabia Royal CupHow many early races would you be comfortable skipping for good trainings?
>>567657731Cute kris
>>567656710Winner of this year's Fuchu Himba Stakes hopefully
>>567657735"would you drink water" typa question
MANT curren... *vomits blood*
>>567657591
We wILL become more schizophrenic in time!
>>567657773Every Kris is cute and sexy
>>567658124She's way too big here...
>>567658105She's bound to be the fattests of all umas once 2036 rolls in
>>567658187what the fuck is wrong with you bird faggots jesus
>>567658191no such thing
boysex
>>567658338Need to motorboat these
>>567658239She's asking for it
Kris love
>>567658643thats what im saying
>>567658394ew translate something cuter next time
>>567658643This is LITERALLY too tight on her
>>567656750I'm still waiting to hear about Admire Groove's wonderful legacy btw >>567657219
>>567657278Huh, looking at umalator I guess you're right.However the difference is almost non-existant. When comparing umas with the exact same stats and no skills, the Late surger ends the race with only like 20-30 more HP than the End closer.
>>567658269*rapes you*
>>567658709Brother.>>567658727That is LITERALLY the point.
Can I have the quickrundown why /uma/ consider Curren Chan the devil? I feel like I missed some lore
>>567657938brochacho your witchacho......
Stop posting delicious brows umas I wasn't supposed to jerk off
>>567658991she's literally dressed like a devil
>>567658991curren knows she looks good and is cute and she specifically stated that she does a balancing act of good and evil. Which conflicts with being pure
>>567659120Too bad. Now you have to.
>>567658852Unironically the greatest potential Uma who ended up overshadowing Still in Love so bad that Still never got a JRA heroes poster despite being a Triple Tiara winner. Also despite all your bitching she is one of only four horses that won the QE2 two years in a row.
>>567659013800 wit is fine when you don't have Radiant
>>567659283Delicious ABS...
