Conventionally attractive melf edition (admit it you know im right and im NEVER Wrong and im NOT biased okay? edition)>Upcoming Expansion: Evercoldhttps://youtu.be/3cefC_noKMI>Patch 7.5 Noteshttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/07320affa7e0fcd9685afcbe54fbf55405b6d822>Patch 7.5 (April 28th) Preview Sitehttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/patch_7_5/>Resourceshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources>Meetups• May 20, 6:00 PM PDT | Dynamis, Halicarnassus, Shirogane W24 P60 | Spooky Club Takeover: The Crow and other stuff >>567243096 • May 22nd, 7:30 PM EDT | Malboro, Foundation ( 10.0 , 12.0 ) | Screaming at random NPC meetup >>567643424• May 23, 7:00 PM EDT | Golem, Dynamis, Old Sharlayan ( 15.1 , 9.4 ) - Monthly Elezen Meetup >>566292915• May 23, 7:30 PM EDT | Materia, Ravana, Empyreum W24 P21 | Male Meetup - Project Hail Mary (2026) & Iron Lung (2026) >>566567540• May 24, 1:00 PM EDT | Mateus, Goblet W22 P19 | John Wick Saga >>567000523 Previous fred: >>567637603
Femras won.
>Ayumi Rin AKA Vazi Ayu joined the Melting Core FCYou guys let THE schizo inside your ranks willingly?
>>567650005is that JE?
they are going to post themselves first because they can't stand being forgotten
my femezen? she's donnie darko
nacho anal
Who is the best plapper in xivg
which ebin has the cutest butthole
chat are we fuckin with the truhon battleplap cocksex angeltype AGP dickfrot chicken earrings
Post shanktotos, now.
>>567650038That makes me feel jealous. I'm too scared and shy to lewd people I know
which ebin will let me pour hydrofluoric acid down their throat
>>567650005I wish that hairstyle didn't look so goofy on minesmelf.
which ebin has the cheesiest toes
which ebin do you want to strangle (lovingly)?
GAMEPLAY INSPECTION POSTSTOP AND POST A SCREENSHOT OF WHAT YOURE DOING IN XIV RIGHT NOW AND PROVE YOU ACTUALLY PLAY THIS GAME
which ebin is the most genuine normie
Anyone been reading up on the in game lore?
>>567650315Yes, very cute :)
>>567650134yes>>567650149nice Try schizo but I MADE the thread and I GET to choose the picture
which ebin is interested in becoming my irl girlfriend?
My midmander is quite indecisive today and doesn't know what to do with the qirin earring he found randomly in his item satchel
>>567650292me
>>567650515If I said their name no one would believe it
>>567650128>first they let Muffy Mog into Alter>now they let Vazi Ayu of all people into CoreThis is getting dumb.
>>567650572Everyone already knows that Ebi is Rekka's attack dog
>>567650315I don't want that kind of chicken, Rore. I exclusively go to K Corp for ethically sourced and all-natural chicken. Eight wings, four breasts, no pain receptors, just like Papa Bongy intended.
>wake up>see this What do
>>567650589give us 5 to choose from
>>567650510m11s reclear to warmup for m12s LM reclear
>>567650663Deep fried in abnormality oil ...
>>567650703ask them to join me in bed
>>567650704Nah but I will say they play a moonie
>>567650510I am going to kill myself
>>567650572Nice false flag, but you should act like a man and post your own character instead of hiding behind a femlala. Besides, I am on record for saying that I think lalafells belong with other lalafells. Then they can have cute little honeymoons in a tiny house and drink tea out of mugs that are slightly too big and hold hands without having to stretch, as the Twelve intended.
>>567650315DB cumdump
>>567650128LMAO who invited that guy
>>567650287schizo anchor, plus why would I share?
1:40 CC ET CrystalDevilvon spent 2 minutes trying to kill me
i love femlalas
>>56765072410/10 Heathcliffs approve.
>>567650510im playing the game (afking until my pf fills(it probably wont fill))
>>567651015me too
emisa, are you still here?
>>567651015>>567651157Where are your femlalas then?
>>567650712>OGTbased(fyi you can make them dimmer and more transparent in the settings so they dont stand out so much)
Why is there boss mod and boss mod reborn? What lead to boss mod getting forked?
My male lala is like this
>>567650510>>567650663BOI WE ARE TAKING YOUTO BOJANGLE'Shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjFt0jPBJ84YOU WILL GET THE FRIED CHICKEN DRUMSTICK EARRING when it comes out
The FFXIV biofem archetype (80% of them are exactly like this):>washed up former weeb e-girl>in her 30s >overweight>low sex drive from depression meds>extremely jaded and borderline given up on ever finding love>has had her heart stomped on and crushed by every man she's ever trusted, every single simp who swears they'd be different leaves her after getting the desperation out of their system once she lets them fuck and realizing they don't actually like her enough to commit
>>567650981Surprised we haven't seen their FC chat yet.
>>567650510is redoing housing playing the game>>567650881don't do that
>>567650510waiting to see if this client wants a downstairs for their future house or not
>>567650878I-is it me..?
>>567651219A gay British man wrote this btw
>>567650315get bent weirdo
>>567650703My femlala limps to the pharmacy for some Gatorade, pepto-bismal, and plan b.
>>567650929>>567650981maro is in that fc too
>>567650510
>>567651219:/minus the meds and sex drive
Get yourself a maleroe EB
>>567650128There's no way this is true. No one would let him join their FC after everything he's done. Proof?
>>567650510but i just woke up and havent logged in yet(i will be hitting rocks)
is there a reason to log in or should i just fuck off
>>567650881I hope you don't need to run alliance roulette too much tonight because I need poetics and won't be unlocking void ark until tomorrow at th earliest. But if im being honest even if I did have it unlocked it would be lota anyway
>>567651415I wish but none are straight
>>567650510I'm logging in
>>567650510currently pondering the attire choice of the dt healer role quest's antagonist
>>567651503For starters you could log in to learn how to take better screenshots
>>567650287Me
>>567651362whats maros name
my FEMRA is leaving to go make fried pickles for lunch (theyre good and yummy?? So...)press the evercold embed in the op for a surprise :)
my femlala just burped and she tastes the 3 baconators she had for lunch so what of it.
>>567651503You're like Rikka at this point.
>>567650510I am, in fact, not playing the game.
>>567651582sometimes shitty screenshot is better
POV you're a small dog about to attack me, the humble post fish >>567650510I am waiting for my next forked tower run to start
>>567651503you’re really desperate for attention huh
>>567651184>he fucked the THE Jebreal or fake, I have to kill that nigganobody messes with the Jeb
>>567650520I've never missed a quest text or cutscene so yesHonestly I'd like if there were more reasable items, like worlo has a ton both for flavor and lore exposition, but here outr main source of exposition is the Scions yapping
>>567651715may I blow you before the run?
>>567650515Geez - normal woman with a husbandLaz - bro tier normieJudas and wifeNilla and wifeIsere - /out/istMost middiesRedRoriAnyone that doesn't use this thread as a replacement for real social interaction
>>567650712whats ogt...
>>567651710You say that, but when every screenshot is a shitty screenshot, its stops looking like an artistic choice and starts looking like you only take shitty screenshots
may have awoken someone's fetish for being called "mommy"
>>567651747fucked *withI'm on 2 hours sleep exsqueeze me
>>567651668>>567651723aren't we all
>>567650391me if you talk me into it
>>567651503You can always work toward an achievement for a bit
>>567650515i'm normal.
>>567651196whats OGT...
Can people in Crystal please help me PF is up and there is no password
>>567650510Joining these with ppl buying the wing drops has put about 40m in my pocket. I have bought almost every buyable emote and now I'm using the gil to buy mounts
>>567651890No nigga. It's me, Mystery Meatloaf. MM.
>>567651781>JudasThat faggot is so terminally online that he will bitch and threaten to report you if you trade him during a teleport
5:25 CC ET Crystal
>>567650908>lalafells belong with other lalafells/kneel
>>567651715I'm blowing you before, during and after the run
>>567652021Sorry broski I just got done running that like 6 times
>>567651786on god twinnem
>>567652018the orange messages on the ground....
>>567650908Rare melf W
This game is boring.
>>567651965not with that bloated ribcage of yours and fat arms
good morning chat it's me your favorite cat
i hope i'd get mentioned in a top 5 neurodivergent list
>>567652130o-oh...
>>567650703The thumbnail looks like genji staring down at me
>>567650128>after all the shit effy talked about ayumi, he let him inthis is going to be amazing
>>567651549there are you just have to find them
PF IS UP!!!!!!!!!!! COME TAP IN ON AETHER!!!!!!!!!!>>567652152I DEADASS FORGOT WHAT PLUGIN IT WAS AND WAS TRYNA FIND IT!!!!!!!
>>567650510I am nyo longer logged in :3
>>567652247How bout you diverge some of that neuro to getting some bitches?
>>567652203you're boring. have sex. plap or be plapped. talk about sex.>>567652237who is this slut
>>567652237That's not my favorite cat.
>>567652298Not with you
>>567652285How do I bait them out I can’t find any
>>567650908nice but also I think we should kill all lalas
>>567652313i'm engaged
>>567652210See I know that i'm aware but being fat is rather normal that's a bit of a normie thing.
>>567652367An irrelevant piece of information.
>>567652308sissy moonie
>>567652367BODIED that freak I’m afraid
>>567651015Femlala Frid- uhh femlala w-wednesday!!
>>567652298>korra is spending 14m on a weaponlollmao
>>567652237You're not my favorite, but good morning
>>567650515lLazJudasNillaIsereOtisRoriRedGeezselto
>>567652449literal chump change bro
>>567652424Not at all faggo'
>>567652298Im not joining an m12s merc run for any less than 4M per. With you, 5M.
>>567652496Not for Korra it isn't. That nigger was begging for 1m last time they played this game
>>567652416>>567652438no i mean like a kamen rider
>>567652237Liquid Lientri
>>567652285Don't you think it's sad you have to play pretend with your golem?
>>567652424nah that niggas a gymratt. knower
>>567652548Damn nvm youre drowning in pussy
me 'ra dont got alot of gil... its literally all my gil except like 200k...
>>567652298has to be at least 5m
Did you know?There are only 111k lalafells in the game compared to 660k non-lalafells. If we all put in the effort to kill 1/6th of a lalafell we can get rid of the lala plague forever.
>>567652449>>567652539it's not his gil anyway>>567652502that's not an insult when I'm open about wanting to suck you off
>>567652623Korra twinem ill give you like 1 mil to make an outfit for you to wear for a couple days vanilla and modded
>>567652668i made it off of 3 carrots from OC....>>567652749gimme gimme i need gil for dis
>>567652668Tone back the gayness anon
Did you know?Holy fuck stewie I'm shitting
might make some more slop of me moonie
>>567652448/smoochwemwawa wednesday
>>567652623How much is that mouth worth to you
>>567652623Then dont spend it all on a weapon? What will you use that weapon for? The ultimate? Which you will need lots of pots and food for which will cost you more than 200k... Just grit your teeth and grind it out
A new Korra md5 to filter
>>567652298>2MLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567652847Okay? Do you want me to call it garbage now or later?
>>567650510I just got done making a gpose for DRG.
How do you know someone uses filters on 4chan?Don’t worry they’ll tell you
>>567651217I don't like jewelry, it's kinda gay for men to wear in my opinion and hinders your tactical maneuverability. High speed low drag means we don't wear girly shit. Besides, the ATF might mistake it for the gleam off a dog's tags and reflexively open fire. Many such cases. That's why I cover up all right side pieces with the Emperor's New stuff except occasionally the Redbill kerchief because in case being one letter away from Redpill wasn't a hint, sky pirates are based.
>>567652869last year an anon gave me 500k gil to buy my apartment then proceeded to fuck da bricks off me in it so about 500k?>>567652896me 'ra want da weapon now doe... I only got 3 books, 4 after reclearing...
>can't put anything on top of the new outdoor stageGoddammit
>>567652660just try it you lanky loser
>>567650328Skanktoto gonna clap to a sick beat!
>>567652668whose gil is it?who's sponsoring this run anyway lmao>>567652806how much would you want for nude gposes?
>>567652298I don't know banancodex sorry
>>567653034…want to make 500k?
>>567652919My favorite.
>>567650510Testing diff hairs
>>567652298>2MLMAOI'll do it for 7m MINIMUM
I'm starting to think people only dislike Korra because they saw someone else do it first and are wanting to feel included so they join the dogpile. How many of you typed "not for less than 5m" and then joined his PF anyways? Be honest.
>>567652360They're unicorns but they exist, don't give upMost are probably gay (good for them!) or joke characters, but surely more exist>>567652582I can't even pose my own character I wouldn't be able to handle two
>>567653061like enough to get the weapon>>567653080its all good! >>567653096how...
me lalaboy turned 36 today and he thought nobody was gonna remember his birthday but tons of his friends sent him birthday well-wishes after midnight and he feels very warm and happy and special /content /happy
>>567650510Just waiting for ranked ques to pop
>>567651781>IsereLost all respect for that one.
>>567653180I don't join Korra because he traps parties
Sisters, I...
>>567650005Over the last 3 months I grinding up all jobs, extremes, OC, all bozja content, crafter and gatherer levels, cosmic exploration, buying and decorating my house, garden and apartment, getting all trusts up, all shared fates in EW and DT, maxing out last and current CC seasons milestone pass and only having the savages left I.... suddenly have zero desire to play anymore. Just completely gone from one day to the other. Is it over for me?
>>567652394Don't entertain them, they're just trying to trigger you and you're insanely thin to a disturbing level
>>567653240. . .
>>5676522985mil to carry your shitter ass
>>567650562What’s your type?
>>567652806Ill try to hop to balmung but ill have to prep the outfits for your femraen
>>567653180Half of the people here act like gossiping mean girls still in high school. It's embarrassing for them really.
>>567652448I remember when you used to be pure. Now you're just another slutty femlala whore spreading her legs for any hrothguy to jam his knot in.
>>567652263people dont care as much as you think they do
>came hard>right testicle aches for days afterAnyone else get this? In final fantasy 14?
>>567653180my shi empty twinem...>>567653385onn aether rn fr fr
i likeSWEATY ravas
10:25 CC ET Crystal
>>567653061probably someone like muffy, he pays for whatever if he likes yourikka too, but he hates korra
>>567652448this outfit but bottomless
>>567653180I shitpost because it’s fun. If it gets under people’s skin thats not my problem
>>567652298>BCno wonder people bullies your dumbass
>>567653474I FUCKING KNEELMY KING
>>567653434you might have the onset of testicular torsion
>>567653153This one is probably the BiS for fiddles
>>567652298I cant get to aether
>>567653180>How many of you typed "not for less than 5m" and then joined his PF anyways? Be honest.>my shi empty twinem...
made a new xaela golem and i think she's come out well, will probably post gposes soon-ish when i figure out what to do
>>567650510My moonie isn’t home right now.
>>567650510Nothing at all
>>567653631+2
>>567653406I don't even lewdpose, I just like making cute glams :[
>>567652363They helped me learn to PvP, I can't just slaughter them. >>567652985I don't get this. Someone explain it to me, you put on some kind of music fan outfit and go "uuuuu it all went wrong" like man what do you expect that if your life was going correctly you would be in a sailor fuku or some shit?
>>567650510uh. I cannyot
gpose
>>567652237Mijau
>>567653436Ill get back to you then twin which body mod do you use
>>567653434Pelvic floor strain the pain radiates to the testicles
Fuck my chud tranny life, I should've repressed until I diedThis is the fate of all non-biofem femras...
>>567653538Agreed. May try out some other ones to see what hair for my hare
I love femezen so much it's unreal
>>567653797>I should've repressed until I diedI do and continue to do this...
>>567653182Is that why your golem is just idly standing there while you emote near him? Christ, be less obvious. You're like a teen buying a can of Pringles, a box of latex gloves, hand lotion and a sponge all at the same time in the same check out stand.
>>567653180His posting style is just fucking obnoxious. Performative zoomer slang is cringe.
bully femra
>>567653776do you just want my .mcdf? I use Rue i think or yab idk
Not sure on whether i should use the hat or not on my GNB glam. On one hand the gaganaskin hat of aiming is the most cowboy shit i've seen in this game so far, but on the other, i'm using the already using the same exact hat on my MCH, so i feel it'd be a bit repetitive.>>567651280>mechwarriorAlso, did you know of the funny-as-fuck urbie variant that came with a nuke attached to it? If I recall, it was a variant used by the Word of Blake in the battletech tabletop, but that doesn't oppose the fact that there once was an urbie with a fucking nuke out there, once.
>>567653797Are you the prison gay kind of trans or what
>>567653943That works too
>>567651645thank you for baking, my wife
why do you people complain when anons post off topic and gooner stuff in thread then turn around and shitpost the ones that actually use the thread for gameplay?
>>567653901Dont do that D:
>>567653943NTA but I'll take your MCDF. Both naked and clothed, if you please. I wanna make an instant loss pose.
my femezen will flirt with you, it will seemingly go well, then it could turn a bit lewd and when the conversation naturally fizzles out she will comeback the next days and hesitate to even talk or contact you with this sole image in their head thinking they were inappropriate and never ever talk to you again...THE CYCLE MUST CONTINUE
>>567654059Probably not the same people
>>567654059because those are probably not the same people, the thread is not one guy
>>567653725women, Riallant, women
>>567653434My femlala is not sorry for draining you that well...~
>>567654059This is a goomba fallacy but to humor you they’re shitposters trying to stir up drama while playing both sides so they always come out on top
>>567654129>the thread is not one guyYou're right, it's all DB.
>>567650510Fighting the train.
>>567653725>I don't get this.its just an aesthetic thing just like k larpers who make rhodesia moodboards despite being no gunz, no passport, and no training
>>567653313I don't care about your inane dramaAnon was asking about normies and they're a normie in my eyes
>>567653434This dude is one blueball away from getting his twisted. See a doctor NOW
UMMM FIDDIES?
Prison erp with my femlala… like a Garlean gulag, working the cerulean fields, sharing a cot at night to stay warm… you steal a hard heel of bread and hide it in your underwear, and it’s still warm when she nibbles on it….
Lalafells belong with Biggers who stretch them out and keep them up all night plapping until they're crying.
>>567654059There are 80 IPs here on a bad day if we assume DT killed about 30% the thread compared to EW days
>>567654310They really need to legalize weed over there in the EU so you niggas can chill the fuck out for once in your lives
Good evening
>>567654059because the game discussion that they want isn't playing the game, that's why i just stopped engaging with /v/ tiers of "game discussion" because its non stop bullshit on what the game should be with the most unrealistic expectations possible
>>567653042100 biggers vs 1 femlala situation?
>>567654310I don't know, but I certainly don't want information from a person stalking people.
>>567654339I need it...but alas...I am a femlala...
>try to be anonymous on my alt>sometimes post them cause I like the attention>get approached by people I didn't think are xivgdamn, theres quite a few lurkers that only lewd and never post pictures
>>567653901Do not. This is your first and only warning. Next will be no reprecussions
>>567654119I'm too stupid to notice when people are flirting sorry sis
>>567654459SMACKING this bun's ass!!
>>567654486I'll just come back pregnant. Don't you dare try to mess with me.
>>567654298How come /xivg/ can't be this happy and jolly?
>>567653434It's likely a weak pelvic floor. You would know if it was torsion and it wouldn't be days of wondering. You'd know within hours.
>>567654459why are you yellow
>>567654029>>567654113https://files.catbox.moe/4pbues.mcdfhttps://files.catbox.moe/05jkt9.mcdfnow gimme 50mil so i can get m12s weapon
why log in anymore...
>>567654341We can't see unique IPs for a long time now, thats the image count
I am tempted to make a point of drawing lewds of femlala on a regular basis
>>567654280>>567653537An ache isn't a torsion. He would be in agony
Why do I even try to socialize
Sorry unless you literally tell me you like me I’m gonna overthink and assume you hate me
>>567654326She'll need a drink to wash it down.
>>567654589RAGE RAGE RAGE HATE HATE HATEFIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>567654589i do fun shit like that with my friends semi regularly we just dont advertise it here because people get sour grapes about it
anyone wanna help me do.. like a ton of guildhests and shit
>>567654646Ill try my best o7
2:40 CC ET Crystal
i just want to share this old ass meme i made years ago
>people asking for more than 2m on a week billion fightWhen did /xivg/ get infested with spiritually isreali (((Ascians)))?
>>567653860he's standing there because we were hanging out in limsa between doing contentsilly guy
>>567654264You mean /k/, and I have all of those things but don't really like the meme shorts. Besides, that hasn't been /k/ in years, now it's all literal feds and gunless foreign redditors railing about how pro-2A groups are a Russian psyop as if that benighted land can produce a psyop more complicated than "steal all the equipment for your subordinates and sell it for vodka".
>>567654326What if the RP was I'm a Garlean warden at the prison that took a fancy to your femlala and started treating you better. Which causes the other inmates to resent you until one night they gang up on you and start beating you, until my guards step in and gun them all down... Except for one, who I toss a can of food to as my guards are escorting you to the infirmary.
>>5676545831000 biggers then
>>567654836Some people respect their time
>>567654836Israel won btw
>>567654675what point are you trying to make
>>567654836I'd do it for free if it wasn't korra
whats for lunch?
>>567654875Brother let it go, no one fucking cares, you are just making a full out of yourself
>>567654836something something free market my time is moneyif you want free loot master get your friends to help you, it's an MMO. your network is your net worth
anyone...?
>>567654930Melf post
>>567654836>noooo you have to waste your time carrying a retard for chump change
>>567654543Don't do that>>567654642I was born this way
>>567655018>aether
I thought they buffed exp for p.jobs in occult crescent?
>>567654661>he doesn't know about the pluginGrim
Half of my friends tell me that Ruri Tora is the sweetest and nicest person they know. The other half tell me she is a BPDemon with serious mental issues. Who do I trust /xivg/?
>>567653313I like Geez and Isere no matter who they talk to.
>niggas over 25 years old>victims
>>567655018BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
SMN gets literally two (2) upgrades and zero (0) new spells during the entirety of the ShB level rangewtf is this job
>>5676550185mil to carry your shitter ass
>>567654836It's not that odd this late into the tier, people are in full desperation mode, everyone that wanted their weapons cleared early and fucked off, until the ultimate releases, everyone that's reclearing right now are those that are in desperate need of their weapons like Korra.
>>567654972Protein heavy diet.This dieting thing sucks.but I lost 4 pounds
>>5676550182m is too low to carry you little bro sorry
>>567653797>>567653853my moonie also does this
>>567655125thats what happens when a job gets reworked from near scratch
>>567655048i recleared m12s last week in one pull!
>>567655018bro 2mil is a fart all for a carry, i'd rather have a chance for an alt weapon
>>567654875sounds like a match made in heaven?
>>567655018>2mLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>567654905I remember this gif
sweet little gamsissy, I know what you want from me
>>567655018Already recleared
>>567655073No we just all started using bocchi
>>567655125>wtf is this jobGround zero for evolved mode. Understand why Evercold is gonna flop now?
>>567655247NTA but was thinking the same
>>5676550187 mil minimum or nobody will join retard
>>567655210sorry to hear that...
>>567655125DRG didn't get an AOE until SB some jobs just get perma cuck shedded I miss the SCH WAR fuck shed memes
>>567654965They're not actually as horny as I am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-Dl7QtNXqg
>>567655073They did they literally doubled the XP you get from FATEs and CEs which is a phantom job xp buff>>567655312>Ground zero for evolved modeThat was Picto and Viper though
>>567655250yea I was joining lm groups for enuos wings when they were offering 7m now it's 2-3m.... sad......
Korra is a retarded griefer and he's still better than all balmung xivggers
>>567654836>Israeli, not Jewish >So you can leave your donors out of itI see what you are you little Soros lover.
>>567655312>flopit's gonna outsell all expansions because casuals think they will be able to play the game (they still won't be able to rotate a platform 90 degrees in their head)
>>567654737it's still 1 dps -- nvm it popped! ty!!
I get sick of this thread but then try to talk about FF14 in other places online and it's somehow worse.How the fuck is this shithole still the best place to discuss crap even amidst all the modbeasts and ERP drama?
>>567655425>Korra is a retarded grieferYes>he's still better than all balmung xivggersDebatable
I joined a normal reclear party... when does Ult come out? I just needa reclear 4 more times after this week...
>>567654920>he says while shitposting in /xivg/
stop repressing, retard
>>567655405na hours are worse
>>567655512None of you niggas pay attention to anything
>>567654920>he plays an mmoBuddy
>>567654524ermm show me ur woob
>>567655489/v/ threads are better than here when they're not being deleted
>>567655540...for what
>>567655540This only applies to youngshits, sorry.
>>567654972Me femlala doordashed a Baconator, a Spicy Chicken Sandwhich (She's gonna combine them so it still only counts as one), Baconator fries, a free 6piece chicken nuggets because it's Wendy's Wednesday, a Large Cherry Pepsi and a Frosty for dessert. In Final Fantasy XIV
>>567655512you're not gonna clear the ultimate week 1 retarded faggotget a trip already
>>567655489Well? Better start dscussin or I'm going back to dick suckin
>bot completes Merchant's Tale in 17 minutes on main>bot completes Merchant's Tale in 21 minutes on alt>they both have the exact same ilvl 770 gear, both on the same job, both using the same actions, everything the exact same>the only difference is race (main has 4 more str)>this is extremely consistent and has no deviation across dozens of clears on both charactersI still don't understand how this is possible.
>>567655489There's a reason trannies come to chud city anon. They smell the syrup
>>567655552JUNE!?????? FUCK!!!!!!!! How can I stack like 50 mil gil in the next week...
>>567654871Are you transphobic or more libertarian about it
>>567655669I actually do have a serious discussion topic I want to pose to the thread but am unsure how to word it exactly.
>>567655691something else is different and you're too stupid to realize it
>>567655691one's barely short of a breakpoint the other is hitting, i assume
>>567655613you know the answer to that
>>567655715Become thread prostitute
>>567655805i know but let me cope...
>>567655489My favorite kinds of posters are the ones that cry about people being off topic while not talking about the game themselves
>>567655765Aren't you one of the schizos derailing the thread tho
>>567651170after the last thread? ofc not
https://x.com/FeristalJ/status/2056730976391143802Is that why I don't see that blue miqote post here anymore?
>>567655765Just ask it
>>567655585why is there something wrong with it
>>567654298My fiddie rn
>>567655897p sure they haven't been here since before endwalker
>>567655897That was primarily a twittoid always
What would be easier to host here, chaotic or DRS?
6:55 CC ET Crystal
>>567655854I don't schizo anyone I'm just some random asshole, but maybe this still counts as derailing. I don't think this place is ever really "on topic" though outside of major patch days and expansion releases.
>>567655774There is nothing different.>>567655794Are there even breakpoints for base stats? I thought that was only for stuff like crit, dhit, etcThe gear is 100% exactly the same, no melds, no food, nothing.
>>567655897https://x.com/feristalj/status/2056749604301861072?s=46Read the next post.
>>567655691Crit rng
>>567655715How good are you at suckin dick boy?jkOr am I?
>>567655897i think they just used their picture, pretty sure spider moonie or whatever that dude's name was started making real life fat stacks of cash from posing feet pictures
>>567656007DRS probably
How much for you guys to help me clear M12s...
>>567651421what has he done?
>>567655102It helps that the former stopped responding immediately when told about him desu. Looks like they basically stopped posting entirely too tho
>>567656014We both know that's a lie
>>567656007Chaotic. DRS has too much esoteric bs.
>>567656007Chaotic. DRS needs a bit more prep work, and chaotic is just available
>>567656007I've heard you can carry retards through DRS but I've never done it
>>567656086BBBBed breaking breeding
>>567656086free!
>>567656007
>>567656054Can I really quit my job if I make foot porn gposes? Are footfags really that down bad?
>>567656030How can crit RNG extremely consistently give my main 17 minute clears while giving my alt 21 minute clears and never flip flopping this. Like my alt has never have a 17 minute clear ever, and my main has never had a 21 minute clear.
>>567655897How the FUCK are moonies going to recover from this? Holy fuck the stocks are plummeting
>>567655841tsk tsk
>>567656023>ReadYou're asking too much of these people.
>>567655956i dunno, could be. Better safe than sorry
>>567656270my window has passed, sorry...
im sorry i just dont like your posts
>>5676560861 smooch
Now that all the raids minus ultimate are released, which was the best extreme trial in dawntrail?
does anyone have a video or raidplan for idyllic dream uptime?? need to study it for prog
>>567656326My bad…
>>567656086holy moly
My female lalafellin is laughing at how dead the lala archive is.She will now thudbeast out.
>>567656274I know they’ll make the narrative whatever they want it to be, but I wanted the clarification to be archived along with it.
>>567656086An invite
>>567655716That depends on how you define it, since some people view not wanting to give people preferential treatment as 'phobic, for example. I don't really hate anyone, from my viewpoint.
>>567656223you have to be pretty damn good at it but i want to say they had an onlyfans or maybe just made stupid $$$ from patreon and or twitter premium
>>567656007if youre willing to do callouts drs otherwise chaotic
>>567656349EX1
>>567655715Saying this fully unironically, but if you weren't such a retarded nigger I would have joined and gave you the coffer for free.
Now that the dust has settledwhy did you leave me
>>567656349helltrain had the best music and had cool theming. Zelenia had kinda neat mechanics and was speedy. Valigarmanda and Zoraal Ja I think are really good fights but people are probably down on them because they are old now. Sphenis is jumprope slop, which is unfortunate.
Oh boy time to read text chat for a savage raid because xivg is terrified of getting in voice for callouts
>>567656558That tank buster was cool as fuck.
>>567656007If you allow brand news to join, I'd do Chaotic. I would not to DRS.
>>567655897might have to go back to froth because of this
>>567655897>>567656256>How the FUCK are moonies going to recover from this?by having sex with other people
>>567656317five years from now you'll look back and wish you'd started today
>>567656558Mountain buster marines HOO RAH
>>567656007Chaotic is like a 11 mins fight, DRS has several fights and takes about an hour to complete in a full run>>567656086Holler at FC chat
>>567650510just chilling @ gridania but yes I'm subbed and I play final fantasy xiv
>>567656706...
>>567656317Smart playTransitioning late is never smart
>>567650510On my way to take on the Amalj'aa by myself. Surely nothing can go wrrong. Right?
9:55 CC ET Crystal
Is craftimizer back yet??
>>567655897>>567656023would yall be ok with an eb that posts herself naked for others and being plapped by other people or sucking off other people other than yourself? asking for a friend
>>567656349valigarmanda > train > arkveld > sphene > zelenia > zoraal ja > necroni haven't done enuo
>>567656349Zelenia. Enuo is also decent. Doomtrain is okay but it's just pretty mid. Sphene has one mechanic (ice bridge) and the entire fight hinges upon it, and you can skip it now. Valley gurl is barely an EX imo. Conga Line is nothing special imo. I only did Necron one time, like we went in and cleared it in one lockout in like 3 pulls and then I haven't done it again yet, but it didn't really seem that cool to me.
>>567656706Sis, it’s highly unlikely this fad is still going in 5 years. I imagine the next thing to meme autists into will be straight suicide, just cut out the intermediate steps.
You're balls deep in your moonie gf when you find out they have a grindr account. Do you finish?
>>567650510Just did some posing wearing this.
>>567656151you can easily carry people through DRS but that's with voice chat call outs, idk how easy a no-calls run would go
>>567655262Someone converted it into a webm last time it was linked. I wish I had saved it.
>>567656918Her irl self or her character? There is a difference.
>>567657024there's a fad that will pass soon, but i won't tell you what it is
>>567657057wipe on slimes until people start running out of essences and dropping
>>567657054Sexo
>>567657095Transitioning is cosmetic not genetic
>>567657054...and you're not going to show us?
>watch ex learning party implode because one guy refuses to ask questions and just keeps fucking up literally everything>once he finally gets called out just says 'never done this before i have no idea what im looking at'
>>567650510just wrapped up posing, now onto cosmic grind
Why does my HP go up when i join an instance
>>567657224party bonus is increasing your VIT, assuming its just some duty roulette
>>567657224Frens
>>567656423The only preferential treatment I demand is that your malezen /pet me. Do it now. Please.
>>567657224You gain a buff when you enter a light party
>>567657224Party bonus, open the party menu and look at the bottom
>>567657171Its very much not blue board safe :>
>>567657224you get extra stats when doing content with people
>>567656918my moonie would be more than ok with that
>>567655794as in, one's probably doing juuust enough damage more that it's killing a type of enemy in there in one less gcd than the other character
>>567657178that's why practice or fresh parties put "watch a video first" in their descriptions
>>567657156bwo's got a degree in armchair tranology
>>567657024i wish it was a fad...
>>567653336i mean like................ Lol.
>see thisI need to roll another character
>>567655636>>567651648What is it with femlalas and Baconators? Why does no other race stan this hard for a specific menu item?
>>567650510I don't like using macros to fish
how come elk doesnt post anymore
>>567657415unusually cute f5 fiddie
>>567656405and they still want MONEY for full access fuck WHEN IS SOMETHING GOOD GONNA COME OUT I WANT MORE HAIR MODS I WANT CUTE THINGS I WANNA HAVE FUN WITH COSMETICS BETWEEN THE 3 HAIRSTYLES A YEAR SE COMES OUT WITH
>>567657315Coverup thr bad parts with mini Lientris
>>567657178I don't know if I'm cursed or if PF is cursed, but every single time I've ever been in an EX learning party and someone asks questions, the party implodes. Sometimes that person is me. Like I'll ask a question or I'll ask for us to redo spots because clearly someone is missing something (usually not me, but sometimes me) and merely asking a genuine clarifying question or asking to redo clock spots because someone is consistently in my spot and not their spot usually leads to the party disbanding, and I don't understand why it's like that. It's to the point now that if I ever feel like I *need* to ask a question, I just leave and get a different group instead.
EBing a femlala to teach her the joys of working out and eating healthy
>>567656814I mean, obvious innuendo aside, you're like lv100, nothing will happen
where the FUCK do i see these currencies WITHOUT going to the vendor
>>567657427You were just going to schizo him anyways.
>>567655691
Yearning... for THAT femra...
My moonie? Downloading FH6
>>567657095Furries? There sure has been a steep decline in autistic people who thought they are actually an anthropomorphic cartoon animal “on the inside”. Wonder what became of that type of person?
>>567656246You never seen big hits not critting vs hitting? it's a sizeable difference, like 50k vs 250k
>>567657415God I really wish we'd get more fake furry races, but SE is obsessed with feline races and will never give us a dog/wolf/fox race, sheep or rat race...
>>567657415>we got Hrothgays instead of Burmecians>YoshiP said they are not adding any new racesI will never forgive YoshiP for this!
>>567657508open the v&c dungeon finder and click on the one that the currency is from
>>567656405Look I know I shouldn't respond to what is obviously a bait post but, what in the EVER LIVING FUCK is a "Thudbeast"???
>>567657539it's not designated yearn hours, stop that
>>567657474... That would be most of the image :>https://o.uguu.se/iTXGTlAC.png
>>567657534no i wasnt
>>567657552my femra was considering buying gamepass for it but its like 167 gigs and she doesn't wanna delete so much at the drop of a hat
>Another secret clique meetup I wasnt invited to
>>567657508chill down bro, they are on the page for V&Cs
>>567657571WHERES MY WOLF GIRLS YOSHIP
Ryne and Gaia status?
>>567657620holy!
>>567657580I think they teased at something like "we said we wouldn't add any more races but we will see..." or something. I don't know what any other race they could add that isn't more furry bait tho
>>567656102They were talking to him in threads for days being chummy with him over drawing before they stopped
>>5676550182m LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>567657580>>YoshiP said they are not adding any new racesThat’s not what they said though. They said they didn’t have any plans for new races but if there was demand for a new one maybe they’d think about it My source? One of the fanfests before DT
>>567657508
>>567657654My moonie invested in an ssd earlier in the year so had around 500gb just waiting to get used
>>567657674Evens whip up cyber outfits for them both right meowOdds dont0 new maid outfits for both
>>567657182what chocobo barding is that?
>>567656080>playing crit BLM>see crits: :)>it's ice: :(
>>567657568You're not understanding. How can crit variance consistently put only my main character ~4 minutes ahead of my alt character 100% of the time across dozens of clears on both characters, without ever flip flopping?
>>567657669THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING MANNN
>>567657479I'm super understanding of bad players in PF, I like the learning process. Frankly, watching myself get mechs in one or two pulls or tries is a massive egoboost when I compare myself to people who seem incapable of not only doing the fight but even asking questions, I can after all respect someone who is trying to improve.But I can't understand people who are incapable, go into a learning party and expect everyone else to bang their heads against a wall for over an hour while they figure out what in-out means when it can easily be cleared up with simple dialog.Don't wanna talk? Don't suck. Can't help but suck? Ask for help.
>>567656102>>567657704Why continue to give him attention stop defining other people by one man
Me on the left.
>>567657571They will never do Burmecians. They are afraid of digitigrade feet which is why Viera and Hrothgar are cucked versions of their original form counterparts.
>>567657503I'm actually level 64, and really should get on with Stormblood... But i really want to get glowing wizard staff
aint no fucking way they are adding new races. it took them years just to add the female and male counter parts to the newest ones and even then they gimped them by being lazy with not letting them wear headgear and other shit
>>567657582>>567657664>>567657730alright now riddle me thiswould it be easier to grind out 31 more of the coins or 4 more manuscripts.i want the ester
>>567657594I wonder when I'll get to talk to her again...
>>567657842>watching myself get mechs in one or two pulls or tries is a massive egoboost when I compare myself to people who can't.i mixed up a couple thoughts there.
what if they announced a new race and it was just sheep people who are basically just Femra 2 but the males are indistinguishable from the females!!!
>>567658028That’s just taller lalafell
Bruh is Korra really offering 2m for a reclear? nah bump that shit up nigga
>>567657879>it's okay when we do it to other people but not someone who knows how to play the social ladder game
>>567657931You don't understand. The clipping! Your immersion would be ruined by all the clipping!
what if they added another race but it was just more femroes but these femroes were special in that they are real and they all know me in real life and they all want to baby and mother me
>>567658028I'd rather them be another big race to mess with people
>>567657495Teach my femlala the joys of cardio and squats....
>>567658013what's wrong with your keyboard bro
>>567657778
>>567657826And you are a retard.Say bot that finished at 21 mins completed the first fight at 4:01And the bot that finished at 17 completed the first fight at 3:59 because it crit a bit more.That means next encounter the job has it's buffs/big buttons ready to be pressed vs not having them, it's not rocket science anon, that kind of shit adds up.
i'm 99% sure no one likes me
>>567657265We have a deal! /pet
>>567658090BODIED that freak I’m afraid
>>567650510Does messing around in makeplace count
>>567658090Yes. Life isn't fair. If someone makes me feel good when they're around, they are exempt from harassment and shitposting, they are worthy of defending. Get over it.
Work and jobs suck, never do it if you can avoid it.
>>567655691actively watch or record it and compare
>>567658236I don't feel strongly about you one way or the other.
>>567656176We can after we clear.>>567656178>>567656331That's a really good price!>>567656417>>567656714I'M OMW!!!
3:10 CC ET Crystal>>567657592Thudbeast (not to be confused with Spadebeast). A thudbeast is a player who mods their character to be wide and large, be it with C+ to make themselves gigantic or fat, and whenever they walk, it makes a loud comical 'thud' sound.Look up "SAKU" for more information
>>567658314use the cash to treat yourself to a nice meal!
>>567657842>But I can't understand people who are incapable, go into a learning party and expect everyone else to bang their heads against a wall for over an hour while they figure out what in-out means when it can easily be cleared up with simple dialog.Yeah, I don't get this either. I fucking hate the "just immediately run it back" mentality. Like sure, sometimes you just need to see a mechanic to learn how to execute it or how quickly it's happening or things like that, but half the time when people just immediately do a /countdown after wiping that's a mistake, but they just keep running it back instead of asking or taking a break to rewatch or whatever is needed.
>>567657658I wouldnt take it personally, I'm popular and friends with everyone and I'm not alerted to every secret meetup, half the time it was that f1 shit I didn't care about anyway
There is nothing more satisfying than cracking open a cold one while laying down 5 different dot spells at a group of enemies and then proceeding to spam your single attack spell for more damage on top of it
>>567657868You almost certainly weren’t on the internet before 2013, but there used to be tons, absolutely tons of Wikipedia editors / mods / janitors who were extremely autistic and delusional, and thought they were bugs bunny except with a comically large penis. Sort of like the situation today with trannies, except you think you are a 13 year old anime schoolgirl.
>>567658008>would it be easier to grind out 31 more of the coins or 4 more manuscripts.You should go do Alola Savage if u want exquisite weapons
>NO BUT MY FRIEND TOTALLY MET HIS GF ON XIV!!! JUST KEEP TRYING DUDE!!!1) If anyone meets in an online game they're both below 5/10s.2) REAL women know that they can get their pussy smashed by chad's dick if they go to the club and shake their ass, why would they settle with you(a loser)?3) After the age of 23 all attractive people are taken or come with baggage4) Attractive people live in a completely different world than everyone else, you are nothing to them5) Sharia law prevents all this madness by enforcing arranged marriages(western democracies vilify this yet have 65% divorce rates(look it up it's true))Point is: Any kind of romance or "clubbing"(apparently the biggest activity in the game right now) is pointless and haram.
>>567657901I think anon just wants to sexpest femlalas with mice ears and tails.
>>567658195it adds up but it shouldn’t consistently add up the same way over multiple runs>>567657826did you compare every single stat numerically?also are there other factors like food buffs you’re not considering?is there a parse graph for the runs? you can overlay them and see where they differ
>>567658521I can't (see: won't) pug AAS, it's way too hard to fill that let alone find competent people. Also fuck the tethers on the last boss, what a dogshit mechanic
https://x.com/redlightningxiv/status/2057139255760282039sisters /our girl/ rekka is making a breakthrough in modding!!
>>567656714>>567656615>>567656457>>567656216>>567656151>>567656117>>567656108>>567656080I had a feeling chaotic would be easier to organize. Wonder how people would feel fresh progging it
>>567656102no they didn't, and were subsequently shamed and ran out
>>567658523I don't really care macchi i'm sorry that happened to your im happy whatveer
About to drop the hottest album of the Seventh Astral Era.
>>567658648That's pretty cool, good for them.
>>567650510Uh.. cc
>>567657674Just friends!
>>5676586561 fiddie 23 /xivg/gers
>>567658538
>>567658648this is a plugin that.. already exists? and did this already?
>>567658648>click it>they just added the pngsa post so stupid i would assume it was a falseflag
>>567658195>And you are a retard.Look man, you're really not understanding. There is no reason that my main should ALWAYS be completing it faster than my alt. If the answer were crit RNG, then the clear times would flip flop occasionally, yet they do not. >>567658571>did you compare every single stat numerically?No, but I think I might have to after this run.>also are there other factors like food buffs you’re not considering?No, no food, no melds, no pots, nothing like that. >is there a parse graph for the runs?I don't have ACT up, but I guess that could be a way to figure out what is happening here.
crowdsourcing ideas for my glamor because i have the pieces set but no idea how to dye them properly together
>>567658803
>>567658648>cucked by Rekka>met Rekka at fanfest just to watch him get his back blown out by skid row crackheads>still shills for Rekka
>>567658939Use mirapri or JP Twitter
>>567650510running mount rokkon for screenshot purposes>>567658194thanks!didn't even know the hingan barding existed lol
>>567658990Sorry that's the rule on a clear. Bring kneepads and lube
>>567658523I'm an affable loser that gets people to laugh sometimes
>>567658538ironically a game like that actually exists
which ebin deserves nice soft plaps
>>567658523You’re just mad they go for women instead of you
>>567658939What I do is I find a piece I want to like "build" a glam around, then I manually go through every single option in Anamnesis for all of the other glam slots.
>>567659128me...
>>567658656may i hroth
>>567659124Is this just Oxygen Not Included Mice Edition?
>>567659128Hihimi
>>567658538Middle, always go for a rush build. Win or lose, settle the issue fast
6:20 CC ET Crystal
>>567658538sex with the one on the right in the newly upgraded living quarters
>>567659124>>567658538you should play goblin nest instead
7.3 had some unintentionally funny moments.
>>567657620this is really good
>>567659206yea, its more casual though>>567659323i did, the rat game is better
My highlander is like this
>>567659128Would not mind being gentle with a minfiddie after a day of fun activities
>>567650510just got done grinding some wings :3
>>567658352okay now what the HELL is a spadebeast come on you're making this shit up.
>>567658352I want to pat the creature
my highlander is like homelander
>>5676585381 rax FE every time so right
>Want to watch some CC on twitch>Only Saboree (awful fucking voice, like dude get a voice changer at least) and Ricardo (faggotry lisp) are streaming
>>567656007I'd be down, I never got the opportunity to clear it when it was current so hopefully I can make it to this one should it come to fruition
my eb is fantaing to a femlala and I don't have the heart to tell her that I liked her previous race more.
>>567659128I would say but I'd make her cringe into not posting
>>5676577284m is the absolute minimum you autist grey fucker
>>567658523
>be BiS BLM>doing third walk>DNC partners with a DRG who has less health than me
i am going to buy an EB at the next auction what will 11m get me
>>567658938do let us know what you find outit could be something big if your choice in your race does indeed make a difference
>>567659530Name them.
Hmm... Today i will make fat hroth, EVEN FATTER!
Just let me lay here, it's less humiliating...
>>567659550my faliddie who has a 600M+ networth
>>567659550Like 11 femlalas
>>567659550does anyone even want to EB you?you're kind of a cunt
my screenshots aren't that bad, i just sometimes crop them low res so it looks stupid
>>567659547DNC players are just stupid. Make it a game to outdamage them anyway
>>567659628askers?
>>567659128>>567659479
>>567659205No, you will get fiddied instead
>>567659550like the 4th lientri appointment that day.
>>567659550You can probably buy a malera for min bid
>>567659550Nothing. Niggers fake bid at those things for thread clout or its friends of the auctionee gassing them up and they don't trade at all
>>567659682wtf sis
>>567659547The reason I started playing DNC is because I was tired of DNCs always partnering the exact wrong person in every single party. It's uncanny how accurately they are able to place partner on the DPS doing the least damage every single time before the instance even begins.
>>567659357based
I forgot how small the twins actually are.
>>567651415I want so badly to be this built but I don't wanna roid
>>567659547I just look at health bars and give dance partner to the person with the most health, it's usually a melee
>>567659547friends > best looking > partner priority
>>567659592this one right here officer. >>567659706
>>567659813I do...
>>567659547some retard wrote a dnc partner tier list years ago that had melee at the top and so now in 2026 with randoms in df these stupid ass dancers will partner a naked floortank dragoon over a god tier mage just because "muh melee" dnc is a job for retards
>>567659734Devoured.
>>567659547>>567659829sorry but DRG dick is bigger than yours and can reach all my DNC good spots
i feel like if ur doing face sculpts on male mieras, ur taste is bad
>>567659859It must be agony to grow several feet over the next few years.
>>567659128emisa
>>567659889Years to get that natto plus you need the frame for it. Also you will probably not live a long life
>>567658938Seriously, just record each run and compare them. 4 minutes is a ton of time so something big is changing. Are you sure there is no difference in the routing?
>everyone likes left femlala>no one likes left mouseFine, I'll invest in warpstone technology for the good of all Skaven kind.
i swapped dancer partners once because my original target died and the original guy typed "why"this sounded funnier in my head now that i've typed it
>>567660083LALA EROTIC
>>567660083what da
my femlala is this exactly. this is NOT a gimmick.
9:20 CC ET Crystal
>>567660083what are the hairstyles on the left and the right ?
>>567659128i would love that...
>>567660135its kinda funny actually
>>567660075ew
>>567660173I will now also follow you on twitter
>>567660182Post wol...
>>567660101I have the frame for it but I'm lean and small right now so I look nice topless but fuck, man. I'm THIS close to roiding. May as well become a star and burn my life out
THEY GOT GIANT FEMRAS ON DA MOON??????
>>567660083the left one is the best one.
>>567655405>>567655171>>567654875>>567654703>>567654387>>567654310>>567653683Interesting
>>567660173This you?
evens ccodds sit around for several hours waiting for that person to log inzero log off
>>567659568Yeah, no, it's exactly the same fucking stats except the 4 str. I really don't get it. >>567660102>Are you sure there is no difference in the routing?It's the same. There's like very slight variation based on which path, but it's generally 17min and 21min. The important thing to consider is that my main never clears in 21min, and my alt never clears in 17min. It's always the other way around.
>>567660173My bad.
>>567659859Yeah, they're tiny as hell. Even femra are taller than the twins. The only exception to that is Krile, and that's not fair because lalafells are always tiny.
>>567659925who is this? so i can avoid you
>>567660397why is this one black wtf
>>567659628Did you ever made that one nude pic with the skinner body and fat tits?
>>567660173>AI slop by a mexican nazi
>>567660337
>>567659948>Play NIN >DNC partners me instead of the BLM who is close to my HP >Ask them to partner the BLM instead and lie saying I don't know the uptime that well>easiest fastest clear of my lifeI'm doing my part magebro
>>567660472coal or gem?
>>567657704>stopped There it is
Gulool Ja is the only character I actually want to return a lot in the future, he can pop in and out like Estinien used to in Stormblood. I'm glad they're setting him on his training arc and he'll slowly become a man over the next few expansions. He's FUCK ugly, but I like the brat.
>>567660083Can someone repost that? it was deleted before i could see
>>567660003>talking about tastelook at how you're dressed
>>567659806…will he have a chivalric personality? Or just be another ooga booga xaela thug?
>>567660532gem, assuredly
>>567660316is this your first time encountering internet euros?
happy woofer wednesday
>>567660351Then record the runs bro. Everything else we can say or do is just conjecture, and you're asking for empirical proof that only you can obtain.
>>567659859Imagine.
>>567660561Bro, your 4chanx?
what class is the defacto dnc pick
>>567660532coal, he lives in the cartel slums and begs for patreon money nonstop mouse is cute though
sphene looks so vulnerable and fuckable...
>>567660319>Racist female anthrosI love them so much
>>567660645bro that's our queen...
>>567660628dnc
>>567660628Dancer
>>567660614I have and it still give me thishttps://i.4cdn.org/vg/1779310401592730.jpg
>>567660559bro time doesn't advance here. We're never seeing proper lil nigga mooj.
>have 60 gigs of modswanna delete everything but i use some of these
>>567660628Nin. not because i play Nin or anything hahahahaha
>>567660678Our queen Sphene looks so vulnerable and fuckable
>>567660628a melee, usually sam or rpr if we have one
>>567660351race/gender of your main and alt?also probably a dumb question but both has skip cutscene enabled right?
>>567660538both stopped though, neither deserve a schizo
can you save someone's C+ with Snappy without saving their entire mcdf?
>>567660645Saying this about THAT moonie...
>>567660415>always tinyHave you not seen an Otisbeast?
>>567660614why does 4chanx take so long to load in now? is there a new update I can get that fixes this?
>>567660628
>>567660270if your relationship is open irl can I fuck your girlfriend?
>>567660559>he'll slowly become a man over the next few expansionsI'm sorry, but nothing ever happens. Nobody ages and it will always be 5 years since the Calamity.
>be mouselala>not racist because i'm a fucking mouse and all you biggers look the same to me>just want to eat cheese and drink milk and not get startled
My femra is a gemra
>>567660628SAM honestlyIt get feed so much by Devilment it's not even funny, not other jobs compare
>>567660320Lata, bitch
>>567660083. . .my femlala is starting to understand the appeal of her curvy sisters
cheesefiddies is kinda fun to say
>>567659547Unless it's a farm or prog I don't dance partner the people in bis just to make them seethe or I'll wait to partner people just to see who asks and then partner someone else besides them.
>>567660853>and all you biggers look the same to methis is incredibly racist
>>567660853Mice are lactose intolerant so cheese and milk is bad for their health.
>>567660889it kinda sounds like youre saying three fiddie
>>567660810>Going to a shardTime compression fuckery inbound
Sphenes sphweaty spheet in her sphoes...I regret making this post.
>>567660853accidentally stepping on this mouse and shrugging because it was only a mouse and its life never mattered
>>567660586DOWN SYNDROME DOG!
>>567660319>>567660173Black human baby factory me thinks
>>567660904Post the catgirl gif, boys
>>567660859Mine is a mlemra.
>>567660859She's a diamond: overvalued by any conventional measure, but has priceless sentimental value
>>567660853>be wolfoonie>just bark and chase my tail around
>>567660859>*beats you to death*
>>567660884Share with the class please?
>>567660173my femra says this trying to rile them up
>>567653801>>567660878builded for my catboy BWC
>>567660782Tbh he deserves it for posting garbage every waking minute every day alone
>>567661059https://arch-img.b4k.dev/vg/1779310401592.jpg
>>567659776Trying to wrap my head around what you're even implying here...?
>>567661034*runs away before you can*
We're not allowed to call them that anymore, Shale...
Yoshi has summoned (you) to perform a very special task for him : make healers feel good to play on a controller. How do you do it?HARDO MODO: making AST feel good on a controller.
>be pigezen>shit everywhere
>>567660976Heiko...
>>567661126Thank you!Have this onehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/HIyA8aBaYAAQTfg.jpg:orig
I'll preface this by saying I know this is a massively retarded question, but it's something that's been eating at me since i started leveling AST.So, the Balance is the melee DPS buff, and the Spear is the ranged one, right?Balance is a 6% bonus for melees and tonks, and a 3% for healers and ranged/casters, while Spear is the opposite. So, if I'm at a party with no melee DPSes, it's fine to cast Balance on the party tank, right? Or should I just cast it on the non-melee deeps since they'll cause more damage overall?
>>567660939All time will compress!
>>567660778>race/gender of your main and alt?One that creates a 4 str difference discrepancy. >also probably a dumb question but both has skip cutscene enabled right?Correct. I'm way too lazy to record the runs and then watch them back, but I might run ACT with them as an anon suggested to look at the timeline.
>>567660948You... you SPHORE!!!
>>567661034
>>567661170crucio's very good at what they do but the editing feels uncanny to me
12:55CC ET CrystalLast call for a little bit
>>567661160Take most ogcds and make them gcd
>>567661182you're over thinking it just throw the cards on the dps
spacecat tits doko?
>>567661182the former since its still a 6% overall
>>567660270Big adventures over the horizon
>>567661113db does yeah, not the people that are too nice for their own good
>>567661182DPS do way way more damage than tanks. So the buff even if it is only 3% is going to do far more for DPS than tanks.
I finally realized why the lighting looks so bad in this game. For some reason the default (top) goes above 255 which makes light reflecting off surfaces blinding. When you manually lower it to the max of 255 (bottom) all the detail of objects is actually visible again.
>>567661160Sell a controller attachment that kills the player if they press energy drain or if they hear the phrases "swiftcast is down" or "that means I can't DPS"Sorry what was the question again?
You may remember Dawntrail was supposed to be Kriles expansion.
>>567661158
>>567661160make them primary heal with gcd's and make encounters have spot healing and mitting>on a controllernvm it's fucked
>>567660903It’s normal mode, casualoid, no one cares. You can drift as well, nobody gives a shit.
Play FFXI
>>567661370That's not what they said though anon.
>>567661370lollmaoSince when?
>>567661415I'm trying but the login screen is a really hard boss
>>567661182you throw them on the tanks yes, tanks don't have a lot of dps inbetween their 1 minutes but for their 1 minute bursts they still deal a good amount of damage. drk probably still has more burst than some melee
>>567661345it doesn't do that in my game
>>567660579Possibly.. only one way to find out.
>>567660319I really don't understand how beeping smoke alarms is a problem that uniquely only affects the black population. It takes like 2 minutes to replace.
>>567660782>Hey man that guy is a fggot don't talk to him>talk to him>NOOO THEY DINDU NUFFINThe women who slept with SS officers were beaten and killed by their towns and villages. You can also throw Miki's dumb gook ass on the pile too.
>>567650510Running around until 6pm
>>567661160force them to buy a steam controller and have them bind party targeting to a radial menu on a trackpad
Moonie wombs are retard factories
>>567661415No. I don't think I will.
>>567661345i get what you're saying but that's very much intended
Do lalafell deserve rights?
>>567661645explain why moonies have more int and mnd that sunnies then?
brilliant...
>>567661290>SpacecatYou think i wouldn't fucking notice? AH I REMEMBERED THAT ONE SHITPOST I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE EARLIER. AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
were moonie players always retarded or did nashu make moonie players act retarded
>>567661707No
>>567661597Calm down, Kanchelle.
>>567650510working on lewd stuff
>>567661706The only thing lalas deserve is to be left in a swallow ditch on the side of the road.
>>567661345So how I do this?
left lalas?
>>567660904Uhm........ oops!>>567660931Processed meats are linked to colon cancer, but people love that shit. Same case here, she doesn't care that it's bad and she eats it all day and then her stomach hurts.>>567661027based>>567660965wtf
>>567661707Moonies only pretend to be retarded, most of the time.
>>567661383/xivg/ autism strikes again...
>>567661331Agreed that’s why I said he
>>567661707on the opposite sides of retard spectrum
>>567661707sunnies eat rocks moonies eat cocksits that shrimple meow
>>567661794mrow
>>567661160Remove most of the unnecessary oGCDs while reducing the cooldown or increasing the number of charges of the remaining onesIntroduce healing buttons with smart targeting like heal the ally with highest enmity, heal the ally with lowest HP, shield the ally with the highest max HP, etcIntroduce wheel targeting for controller players and make it possible to change targets while you're casting a spell.
>>567661897mofu clone
>>567661160I leveled ShB AST with a controller up to 80 and never had an issue with it.
>>567661632Enjoy your ground targeted aoes
how many runs after i win the mount do i have to stay (ew cat in this case, if that makes a difference)
>>567661182Someone once said that in order for carding an off-role to make sense, the person you're carding needs to be doing twice as much DPS as the person of the appropriate role. I don't know if that's true or not, but check this math out, using values from the most recent raid tier:3% of 37,000 (off-card MCH) = 11106% of 25,000 (on-card DRK) = 1500
>>567661943none if you are a scoundrel
>>567661794Mine has always been retarded
My moonie threatens you with a gun unless you do this to herhttps://x.com/dongurichado00x/status/1757038691246367103?s=46
>>567661850My lalaboy would rub her tummy to help ease the stomach aches after a big plate of various cheese and meats and fruits.
>>567661412>complain about people not taking your bis serious in casual contentyou do it seems
>>567661706>right pici love doing this to biggers. any time i talk to a bigger friend i always get close to them so im looking straight up at them. it's fun, i hope they enjoy it too
>>567660532coal
>>567661706Lalafell relinquish their human rights when they put on collars and/or show their bellybutton like a dog rolling over.
>>567662097i usually just think about slapping my dick against your face
>>567661820not tranchelle,the people who decided not to listen should be treated like they're radioactive
Do you think Wuk Lamat ever feels insecure about how unfeminine she looks stood next to Sphene? When she asked the WoL to "stay" with her it was like one of your bros hitting on you...
>>567661925>I leveledGrats at casting Aspected Helios sis
>>567662030I get so turned off by these fake scenarios>yea I'm going to shoot you if you dont fuck my huge moonie titsI can just fuck your huge moonie tits, reverse rape isnt hot
Oh and in other news, kind of surprised to see people still talk about me. Thought it'd stop any day now.
>>567650510i just logged on bro can you give me a second>>567658648hey i'm in this
join my sildihn farm pf on the aether data center as tank or healer blease
>>567661979So give the tank Balance since their number is bigger. Got it!
>>567662173I wish you would...
>>567662201You're pushing 40
>>567662206lol the black dude died with a ball gag in the boys
>>5676619433-5 more if it's a good groupIf you're struggle bussing, 1-2If anyone else leaves the party and you need to go back into PF, that's your out.
>>567661759rape
my femzen is a bit retarded
>>567661943>how many runs after i win the mount do i have to stayUntil everyone else is done for the night, what the fuck else answer are you expecting?"Oh I got what I wanted, bye guys". lol, fucking cunt.
Where can I find a rock-eating sunnie wife
>>567661837brio or ktisis
>>567661345Its very much intended, actually makes me wonder why the game doesn't even have HDR support.
>>567662252I'm barely 30...;_;
>>567661921waw
>>567661943i usually stay for a few more unless the group really sucks or someone else leaves then you might as well just leave too since its going back into pf anyways
>>567662343you tell emi had a pair of friends who fucked off to erp/goon cuddle rather than help out and refused to join so we had to pf and lost 3 wings to randoms instead of just being done :)
WE NEED TO MOVE AGAIN IM SORRY>>567662518>>567662518>>567662518>>567662518
>>567662203>reverse rapeI always hated this term. Rape is rape no matter what gender the rapist is!When a wom*n kills a man they don't call it "reverse murder." When a g*rl gives her boyfriend a black eye they don't call it "reverse domestic abuse."
>>567662484meow???
>>567658648but that's a plugin already in the default repo of Dalamud...
>>567660469https://catbox.moe/c/ccrp4t
>>567661182ok since you're getting replies from retards i will exemplify what i'm saying here >>567661506tank burst sits at about 50k dps, which is only 10-20k less than ranged. ranged would have to at least double the burst of tanks for them to be worth throwing cards ontldr throw on tanks
>>567662203>>567662552My moonie raping these two anons until they’re spent
>>567662552thats different because you can kill and hurt a man, but you cant rape him with your sexy pussy and huge titsmaybe if you were ugly or a man, but then its just rape
>>567662173You’re going to have to kneel to do that, even as a catboy. Which is your place anyway.
>>567662603Time to fap!
my male midlander?wished the Boys would have followed the comic book ending. It lacked excitement. I’ll try to look forward for Vought Uprising.
>>567655102geez is friends with tikassi who spammed cp so it's not really surprising
>>567662693I'd kneel for a femlala, don't disrespect my game
>>567662552Its a tag for boorus to make it easier to find what you want retard. Fucking cinemasins nigger
Isn't this the jobber than Arkveld was beating up?
>>567662274no one would genuinely rape a hrothgal
