Previous: >>567672610>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>567690981
>>567690981BOY THREADTHIS IS A THREAD FOR BOYS
...you guys actually cleat free cards?
MANT is tearing this place apart
>>567691026>Thought we were gonna get a yuri horse because she is a fan of Vodka>They made her Trainersexual
MANT - Molest A New Trainer
>>567691215If I had a nickel for every time Cygames let MANT kill an Umamusume playerbase…
>>567691329She molested me..
>>567691147THESE MONGOLOIDS cleat everything that isn't hyper meta or eceleb sloptuber approved
>make a new track>you don't actually make any tracks
>>567691660My lovely wife
>>567691147neighas will do this and complain they have to grind the event
>>567691083Nice pussy, bro
>>567691147without video proof and an /uma/ timestamp it didn't happen. they're all just trying to trick people into bricking themselves.
CM 13 status?https://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
Left or right?
>15 runs over a week and didn't get a single mile spark on Nishino>5 turf sparks though.I don't know how much having the main parent not be mile will hurt me, but god am I sick of the RNG in this fucking game.
>>567691246qrd?
>
Cafe dad!
>>567691835Righteasy
>>567691835i will never understand feetslop
>>567691147
>>567691835Loleloleloleoeleoelelololel
/uma/ weren't kidding about being vanilla corecurrenfags got me 3days for posting her rape artit's not even a real rape, just a clothed vibrator action
>>567691835The succubus
>>567692189get fucked retard, dont fuck with us CURREN CHADS
>>567692190>>567691835Laurel and Laurelposters owe me something sex-related.
Can you teach me how to train parents and aces for the open league? Like, which Scenario to use. My MANT aces tend to be S, very rarely S+ and my "parents" A+ due to shit cards.
when are we getting the SERIOUS digital movie
Are the schizos here
>>56769245220 avatarfags in here right nowso yes
>>567692189For referencehttp://poal.me/r6yvj2
my avatar is the schizo
>>567692654eroi
i pretend im one of the schizos and argue to lower their reputation
>>567692743samemaybe I've argued with you before
the schizos? no, it's all me
>>567692576FUCK YOUMY SUPER CREEK IS FOR MESHE WOULD NEVER DATE ANY OTHER RETARD
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>567692743Kek I do this too because I'm tired of the faggot shitting up the thread
>>567692885She has a wedding alt you know
>>567692885Attention please!>King Halo Butt.That is all.
>>567693000I like her original outfit the most.
>650 speed Taishin with SS lost Shuka Sho 4 times in a rowThat's enough uma for the day. I'm starting to burn out of MANT because I fucking hate these long ass runs that just brick because Vodka and Dober are in it or because distance sparks didn't proc.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKUhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKUWEI
>>567693078Fair enough
>>567691616>>567691329Grass...molests...?
Villain.
>>567693131stop noticing
>>567693118fatty thinks she's on the team
>>567693118Sorry, I believe you mean WAHEY
>look up femdom Kingu on danbooru >doesn’t exist Gaaaaaaay
>>567693213Nyoooooooo
>>567693131Help me..
do not trust anyone who says wei
the gyarus are corrupting the youth
>>567693339I am into that>>567693275I am into that as well
I love Stego wei
>>567692943there were 2 other fronts.NSM Vodka and ES Sweep just alternated pop offs 6 races in a row.>>567692576if umamusume were real the'd have been real all our lives and its very possible some anons could could have gone into kinesiology specifically to become umamusume trainers specifically to get an uma wife.
What's stopping you from marrying an Uma?
>>567693591A dimension
>>567693591They are not real
>>567693591I don't practice sodomy and bestiality
I am sorry Grass-chan but I can't risk getting you pregnant! No means no!
>People act like weirdos>Other weirdos refuse not to reply to themYeees yeeeeeeeees... everything according to plan..
>>567693045
>>567691878Without getting into the real meat of itShe is an isekai heroine that made (you) believe in trying to be special again(You) are her beloved blessing gifted to her by the worldThings happen, repeated vows in churches, getting mad you almost let her transfer overseas without (you), is planning on being with (you) for eternityThings like>"So please—remain just as you are. With that very same heart, please stay by my side."Are saidYa know, the usual mare type stuff
Your trainee raped me
>>567693759Urara is not like this and she's a mare
>>567693131I'M BIGGER AND BOLDER AND ROUGHER AND TOUGHER IN OTHER WORDS SUCKER THERE IS NO OTHERI'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATORI'M THE ONE AND ONLY DOMINATOR
>>567693824>MARKED and RAPED by Air TupacKWAB
>>567693854Creek, I am not sure that fits you
>>567693131https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=16530352#1
>>567693734Cutie
>>567693678Time to learn.
>>567693959@umagrok is this real
>>567693628>>567693485>>567691329Grass' big ass bullying my small dick
How much of a difference does very low running style proficiency matter in career mode? Can Ryan just rawdog it as an end closer or do I need to find her some sparks?
grass doesn't have an ass that big
>>567694019
>>567694037it's a wit debuff
>>567694037I run pasa on D front all the time from a grandparent spark and it's good until I gas out on TSS because of wit checks, so I say anything above E should be fine at least
Yanko and Espo are officially part of the gyaru group nowhttps://x.com/uma_musu/status/2057295465285337393
>>567693841>Urara is not like this and she's a mareYet.
>>567694037End? Maybe but probably not, you won't use any skills effectively. Usually people only change styles to front runner early on in the career so they don't get blocked and even then it's not really needed unless you're very behind stat wise. Why would you even run Ryan as an end closer if she's not going to stay there?
seriously, this half shirt hidden behind the sport t-shirt and tie is pure sex!
>>567693759They simply don't make stallions like this and it's bullshit
>>567694276To get white sparks for Taishin.
They should release another cool umamusume
>>567694228BASED!
>>567694116pumping
>>567694228yanko will NEVER be a gal
shichi fed me pills that i didnt know what they did and molested me
>>567692968which faggot
>>567694554She's within her right to molest you.
>>567694228not even xitter is sure about it...>>567694554you likely deserved it
ebayan literally had her dad buy her friends....
>>567694245>and she never wonthe end
>>567694393Pisa? Stego???>>567694458Was the ice queen not enough for you
They should release more gyarus
>>567694631would Helios be in a love square with 3 different love interests?
>>567694708Being a cool beauty is not the same as being cool
I think you should eat your vegetables
>>567694228
why are you here instead of playing the game?
gyarus are mean and evil
>>567694869killsexsuper sexmarry and dance with
>>567694926Masturbating, please wait warmly
Do whatever you want.>-1 mood>+1 Maverick
>>567694926Nobody ever answers my cries for help.
>>567694403You might want to throw a few end closer sparks on her just to smooth out your run. Either way good luck, spark farming is cancer and I don't envy you
>>567694869sexking of sexsex sexlots of sex
>>567694975Mayacchi would never pick this option
>>567694926Doing my nightly fapping session to Chrono Genesis, no time to do MANT
>>567695040She's 2-1 so far. I regret checking the double TP option.
>>567694228Nepo gyaru... isn't Yanko hagcore?
>>567694228Where’s Pandora? She’s like gyaru+ and actually hangs out with them too
How SEX with NARITA BRIAN is like?
>>567694580she just looks evil here, I want her to look seductive
>>567695258OOK EEK LA?
>>567695258like sex with a tomboyyou should know how that feels
>>567695137Mayano would eat her veggies like a true adult and hate every second of it.Top Gun: Maverick. haha
>>567694116my dick straightaway spurting between her ass cheeks
I ordered Korean yesterday so today I will get MexicanChicken fajita California burrito, beef nachos with cheese dip, and a diet spriteThoughts?
>>567694926
>>567695416Do Americans really?
>>567695416Fat fuck.
>>567695258she would be like a dead fish cause she's dumb and ugly
>>567695416Fuck fat.
>>567695416post BMI
>>567695416>Thoughts?Hit the pool, porker
>>567695586BMI is a bad measure for muscular low fat anons
>>567694926Planning out dinner and shitposting until I settle on a choice. I have 36 TP ready, but I usually wait to play with two runs ready to go since I usually feel a bad seed waiting for me if I go in with just one run.
>>567693180HERO
>>567695651In other words absolutely no one ITT.
orange
>>567695651luckily we're not /fit/ with a lot of fat teiobros!
>>567695651why does it even exist
remember the lil coc'
>>567695784Hey fuck you that deep dish fit my macros.
>>567695753nta but I gained weight, biceps, quadriceps and LOST WAISTCentimeter by centimeter I am slowly moving away from being a skinnyfat guyBMI almost 25 btw
Hmm yup gotta say my first ever end closer cheerlo guts run went very successfully, I got a knack for this please help
>>567695895wut, they luv (finger heart) their trainer
>>567696010Run 2 2 2.1 speed is too ambitious.
>>567695753how do I lose weight I don't want to be fat anymore
>>567696010drop a wit1 speed 2 wit 3 gutsor 2/2/2
>>567691835>eloping with gook spies
>>567696248hey, Laurel is french
>>567696217eat less move moresuffer the hunger a little sometimes, you know you deserve it because you're a terrible person
>>567695750Heroes don't look like this.
>>567695416I really need to cuddle with a fat uma
I'm gonna do it
>>567696247>>567696137Can Fuku work as 2nd speed?
>>567696471yeppers
>>567696217Build muscle, it increases your basal metabolic rate meaning you burn more fat when idle just to maintain those muscles.Eat less and healthier, eat oats to trick your stomach if you must. Coffee also masks hunger, just try to not upset your stomach by doing that.
>president calls you in her office>she does this in front of youWwyd torena?
>>567696438Need more of these
Shiraoki-sama, please trigger Lucky Seven and save me...
>>567696581i have sex with her
>>567696526>build muscletried that onceI just got heavier, and also hungrier
>>567696471This was made with 2 2 2
I wanna see more uma lewds, japan is dead
>>567694926I already did my 5 runsI event did a extra run to complete that shit sprint mission race
>>567694037Responding to my own post. I just finished the Oka Sho and ironically the racing has been the bright spot of the career so far. Fine Motion flew back to Ireland or something, Ryan's skin melted off after Hanshin JF and I'm still not back to Great, and my speed is still barely over 300. Had to clock Oka Sho so we'll see if things crash and burn from here.
>>567696217>See the sticky over in /fit/>Use the TDEE calculator, input your info, and get your calories burned per 24 hours. TDEE is your normal/maintenance calories burned so eat under that amount>Track your calories with conservative estimates even if it's annoying, everybody keeps underestimating the calories going in>Muscles require energy, build them gradually so they eventually swap out your fat reserves in terms of weight>Start your workouts light, then build over them gradually i.e 1 mile run at a pace you can have a conversation at(give or take 3-4mph) and doing a 2 miler 3-4 weeks afterwards>Designate your weekends as proper rest days, sleep still needed for everything to work properly
>>567696581
>>567696953start pumping more speed and power asap if you don't want your run to end
>>567694869You can never beat the OG
>>567697174I know... another clock on Oaks, I don't like spending more than 3 before senior year... Summer is almost here.
>>567696710>I just got heavierAs long as you eventually look thinner that shouldn't be a problem. Muscles are denser than fat tissue so they take up less space.>hungrierThat's where you>tough it out>trick yourself by eating something healthy or fillingalso watch Dumbbell Nan Kilo Moteru? if you're as easily impressionable as I ambut yeah just go to the gym, pool or something like that and don't give up
>>567697361I'm surprised you survived NHK with that speed, but the run should stabilize after first summer
am i the only one that has been getting absolutely awful runs for this cm?
>fags hate her
wake up piggies
>>567697495AHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK STOP INSULTING UUUUUUUUUUUUS
>>567697493my runs are fine since I'm still doing pasa parentbut the results are hot ass
>>567697450I bought a bunch of skills because of the clock uses. Down to one after Takarazku. Also forgot to use my glow sticks I bough in January, so they're wasted coins now as close as I am to 200k.
I think she can do it. She has early lead, and #2 fav digitan has <300 all stats.
>>567697495
>>567697603I don't like the looks of this...
>>567697603she's gonna have 0 acceleration on the late spurt if early lead was enough to not get her falling back and blocked at the start
>>567696410
snickers uma doko
>>567697809hot dog
>>567697743it was close but tama was juiced.
>>567697450Think I saved it. Hopefully Pro Curve finishes for once.
>>567693118>Yanko is officially part of the Gyaru squad now
>>567697872falcobros...
>>567697809I smack it
What is it about this specific race that causes so much difficulty?>Why are you frontingThere's a Front mob Uma it's fine!!!!
watashi no zenryoku uketomete~>Race: 16 Win: 13surely that's enough, right, danchud?
>>567698187bathing with palmer
>>567697646I love her so much
>>567689000CheckedDamn so even a strong guts card like Stego gets benched in favor of a stamina card
>>567698184usually, the late race when everyone starts accelerating starts on a corner, or on a straight (the final straight)this particular one the final straight starts even before the late race, so backliners start duelling and gaining accel and speed quickly. My front rule for niggata is that you need>3 more NPC fronts>300 speed>or a good accel like pasa>or just drop down to pacerif you don't want to get fucked running niggata
>>567697809prone bone
>>567698628>>567698184Am I the only person who just.. doesn't have trouble with that race?
>>567698717depends on the uma you run, their ult makes a world of difference that earlyor you just have a strong deck
>>567698763>>567698717also it's about fronts specifically yeah, if you run any other style it's a freebie
aesthetic
>>567698923Oh shit End Maru
Holy fuck I got btfo, I guess Mile S is important here and Im not getting that Mile S. I didnt expect to see something like this in the room I joined
>>567699159wtf is that lineup
Is Budding Blossom good on end closers? I'm too stupid to understand anything except rank 3 - 4.
>>567699190Probably a uma specific room, Im really dont know about the technicalities of it
>>567698851>>567698763During last CM I ran Red Maru, front Daiwa, and end Digital through it with no issue.
>>567697809fatass
>>567694926>he doesn't play uma in one screen and shitpost in anotherngmi
>>567698891i kinda want to touch the fleshy part of the tail
>>567698184just run pace
>>567699201if your end can get to 4th then yes?
>>567694926I was trying to train my 2nd ace earlier but I couldn't hit the sparks and fall asleep instead
>>567694926I just got into the office. Its easier to post here and work, than to play and work
>>567699584Will the other trigger conditions fuck over end closers though? My idea was to pair it with PI so that I have three ranks I can be in to hit my second accel.
Fuck the gooks.
Time to do a last minute career on my phone in bed
Why doesn't Cygames sell a subscription for unlimited TP/RP/Borrows? That'd be more fun than spark reroll.
>>567699904
>>567699904Good night
>junior make debut>8th place-1 runI don't make the rules danchou
>>567700001CM would literally die. Group A would be nothing but UG3s and debuffers.
sorry ichiban, you're niiban today
>>567699904>doing MANT>while on phone and in bedI see you know how to take full advantage of MANT as well Good night bwo
>>567693026that is a first-rate caboose
Dream journey wife when?
>>567697874fake gyaru just like palmer but they could use a rich friend
>>567691147I don't, but I don't uncap either. I've pulled so many random SSRs that I have a bunch of cleats sitting in bank that I don't need to think about cleating more, but I do value tickets more than welfare SSRs I never use.
>>567700365How do you get out of this situation
>>567700435You cant, but you already knew that when you signed on as a single male trainer.
>>567700435Rape
Rice and sex.
sex with mares
Zelarinth crashing out again
>>567700435you shit yourself and excuse yourself to go to the bathroom
>>567700707If you insist
Fenomeno a cute!
brother please tell me this is the last story event that forces you to do MANT runsI can't do this anymore
>>567700707This one
>>567700904Bro your x2 TP?
>>567700881
>>567700435if you get behind any woman and pinch/play with their nipples, they start growing weak in the legs. Do not let go until they completely drop to the ground.
>>5677009041 run a day is enough to cap
>>567701009I feel like that would be playing right into their hands
>Oops, I tripped! Sorry onii-chan, hehe~
should I use all my gold uncap crystals on ayabe?
>>567700904We still have an entire month of MANT left
>>567700976I want to smooch her
>>567701097that's because you're not wearing your cleats, you dumbnuts
>>567701097If Fuku isnt a schizo, she'd be like Curren
>>567701117Understandable really
>>567701124Is this the fabled Epsatono Island activities
kingu love
>>567701092the point is to turn them into a melted mess from the stimulation and keep them in that state until you can exit her range or reach the end of her heat. And no way can an uma resist/retaliate from coming up behind her, wrapping your arms around her, and stimulating her nipples until she drops in ecstasy.
>>567700614initially misread as Rice anal sex.
>>567700614Laisu orgy.
how come Pokke wasn't blessed with a mare uma? Jordan is mega cute don't get me wrong, but c'mon
>>567701124For me its Crown
DAWG MY GUTS SUPPORTS GOING ANYWHERE BUT GUTS
>>567701340literally who
>>567701157FUKU IS NOT A SCHIZO! SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS REAL
>>567701345I've only ever been successful with 3 or 4 guts cards because they just never fucking go to guts except maybe once a career for a big dump then never again.
>>567701456The other Satono uma
>Create MANT run>Sleeping pills kick in>Next day have a pre-debut MANT run standing between me and my dailiesSorry Danchou, that's a nope.
its only a matter of time before someone draws Red Desire punished by crucefixtion
>>567701556sorry there's only one Satono. Kitasan's other rival you say? Never heard of her.
>>567694037End closers are shockingly good in career even without sparks, I run ryan, dober, maruzensky, fantasy el, etc for Golshi parents without any end sparks(to get better chance at distrance/turf) and they just win anyways 95% of the time as long as you have good speed/pow (~250-300 to win junior year races). Take a few relevant mid race skills as you go, the more you take the less clocks you use but you may also lose some of their max hint potential. Once or twice a career they might get blocked in important races, but you can just clock, I usually get around 34-36 out of 38 races won with 2-3 clocks used on an average parent run. The 400 ghost stats go much further on them than any other style
>>567700881Yup.
The pink spoils everything
>>567701629Saintlike behavior
>>567701753Late is the worst spark in the game.
When do we get those stupid fucking 200 clocks
do you ever infirmary if you have skin outbreak and no heal items
fucking game crashed two times in a row now
>>567701279>>567701298I approve of this.
>>567701856Is this just a shit rumor or an actual thing that happened in JP?
>>567701860Yes, if it's a bad seed and my stats are behind schedule.
>>567701493They're usually on speed it's insane>>567701860I gamble with recreation if I'm not on great or tank it until I get the item
>>567702109D-Derby?
>>567701298Freaks...
>>567701969The jp guys said it was a thing
>>567701298one of these rices is not like the rest
>sprint missions
heh i just talked to a cute girl
>>567702270Don't worry about it
>>567701753Anyway, amazing how just changing from 1speed/2guts/3wit to 2/2/2 fixes everything. I'm still in the mines since curvature and vigor agemasen'd. Still not sure if umastan a good pick or a mistake on cheerlo or not
>>567702380this Rice looks innocent and totally not evil
fillies
>>567696217You're in a general about training running athletes for their running and you have to ask this question?Pick up running!But also, control your diet. And if you do like running in particular, remember that carbohydrates are not a meme macro.Brianposter was pretty much right though. RTFS and for a couple months literally just pick your meals straight out of the sticky. If you like junk food, reprogramming your body to not want shit like soda and refined sugar will take some time but benefit you a lot.
>>567702109
As a Rice Shower fan, I'm looking forward to CM19, Scorpio 2, Queen Elizabeth Cup.
I can't tell whether I want to run Oguri or Nishino or Pasa right now
>>567702475Getting filled...
>the 2 rich HARLOTS that pretend to be gals to fit in with the "common rabble"
>>567702519Descent gamba works sometimes on CM15 too.
I'll save this for the dailies, Im so fucking tired... Im not starting a new career after reset to prevent burnout
>>567702805w-why it's a gamba?
if i marry yanko do i get a sponsored account with infinite carats.
>>567702471It's the hero Laisu
>>567702876Downhills both at the very start and near the final leg
>>567702798imagine the 3p
Would you swap Nishino to Helios 4* power? I kinda want Sunday to stay for Tail Held High Pace Oguri btw
>>567702931Does that mean it can also be a gold groundwork for paces? So I can run Nishino to be gamba blocker for lucky paces XOguris?
>>567702852What are you training this Fuku for?
Guten Morgen /uma/>>567703040I'd keep the 60% race bonus, personally
Is this copeable, /uma/?
>>567703169Final B at best
>>567703169Nice carrot, I guess so
>>567702798Ebayan is not like that
It's finally gone...
>>567703121Good morning bwo
inserting my AMERICAN penis into flash's umanko
>>567703237sirs your coins...
>>567692885it is actually absurd how gorgeous she is
hey where the fuck were you last cm
>>567703225I'm so tired...
>>567703301Go to bed burger bro. Its past your bed time!
>>567703301
>>567703121Ok I will keep it Nice cleavage btw
>>567703427Danke!>>567703301You vill take ze Einbürgerungstest and you vill become tsherman, ja
>only 500 speed classic year late decemberThis is bricked isn't it
>>567703301you should put that AMERICAN penis into an AMERICAN uma
>>567703524Nah
>>567703515I love big germans
>>567703369grass isn't american. she's a pure blooded nippon
>>567703534If you say so...
>>567703564Guess imma try salvaging it
>>567703569Don't we all
>>567703225What will it take to make this Suzuka competitive...Getting Groundwork + DD + Ignited Wit/PP is hard enough as is!!!!
>>567703634Biko is not sexy
>>567702805yeah she almost won me Virgo cup taking that gamba with that as her only accel skill, though hanshin 1600m is short enough that it only has the late downhill. Taiki won it for me, but Rice had the higher win rate
>>567703359This is my weakest uma out of my current 3 aces. Do you think your uma can beat her?
>>567703620She is born in Kentucky.
>>567703634There was a hole there but it's gone now! I should be able to see Biko's crack!
>>567703738The issue is that Suzuka is only good when unrestrained is good and this cm it isnt. You can try and run her but there is no way she is winning against a properly built smaru or bobo
>>567703740Biko is cool!
>>5677037381200 speed1200 power1000 witGroundwork setupThose alone should get your into final A.The others just increase your odds.
>>567703534say no more
Burnt all tickets and two ten pulls for this cheeky mink.At least I got other threes new umas too.
Wtf is her problem
>>567703863Nice cow
>parent with many good whites but useless blue and pink and no gw>reroll>get parent with only gw and decent blue and pink>reroll>parent with good pink and blue but no good whites including no gwSo tiring...
>>567703796I know we all like to complain about the game here but FUARK>use Bourbon/Maru/Falcon or DIEI hate this...
https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8https://jiggie.fun/_1YHT8
>>567703978kek what a crying bitch did she lose again to THE TYRANT YOUR MAJESTY ORFEVRE or something
>>567703978I mean if you run her with 2 other fronts then you should be able to easily reach a finals. It's just that she probably wont be doing the carrying and be more of a cheerleader
>>567703940She is a Saber inu musume.
>>567703098Im just making some 9* and 6*/3* parents for every umas I have while having a shit deck
This CM is a send off for S.Maru right?
>>567704107How's that going?
>>567704164Yes.
>>567703673I want my cock to be squeezed really hard between those germans so hard
>>567704194I only made 2 so far and got some shitty 1* stamina and 1* power
>>567703978That's the way the carrot crunchesSuzuka will be nothing more than oonige rabbit or blocker until GL where she can get more stamina to actually build her as an ace
>>567704207Maya you slept through your anime again!
Eat the burger.
MAMBOOOOP IN SPACCCCCCEEEEE
>>567704428but I'm not feeling burger right now....
>>567704207What they didn't show in the anime is Maya's NIGHT BATTLES with me
I'm going to make front Chiyono work or die trying
damn these mares are strong
>>567700365I've hated helios for a bit now but here lately I've begun to find her attractive for some reason
>>567704428yada, I once ate a burger as a kid and I can still remember the shitty taste of tomato and onions
>>567704494>end slopwhen does it end?
>>567704428O-okay...
>>567704498 Wei converted another one
>>567703063if it triggers in the first 3 seconds it can be regular groundwork. descent is .2 gold descent is for some reason only .3, even in japan, even her evolved version.
>>567704494Are those two banner umas good for next CM or this is just Oshi player?
Give me a (You) or I rape Daitaku Helios.
>>567704573Mostly oshi players. Curren is the demon of the straight line sprint cm (that they never reran because it sucked even for sprint standards)
>>567703817>obsessive power rangers fan>sprinter>kawakami is the same but for precure>medium distanceWhat did they mean by this?
>>5677045877 and I rape you. Brutally.
>567704587
>>567704428I'll save mine for later.
Palmer is so ugly
>>567704663Teio is so cute>>567704630All sprinters have brain damage
>>567704630Women live longer than men
wasn't the title in the same position as name?
>>567704494I don't have finemo but but it still fucks me up seeing Finemo as end, my brain only associates her as pace chaser
>>567704747NARITA BRIAN SHOULD EXPLODE
>>567704630Tokusatsu is coolBiko is COOL
>>567704303SEX
>>567704548it's better than xogurislops cm
>>567704573W.Finemo is geared toward Mile race but not broken or anythingshe has gold Head-On tho
>>567704560God damn you and helios..
>>567704428Only if it's Whopper or McPork or Quarter Pounder
>>567704732False
>>567704919ive grown quite fond of this girl after doing her career
When is your parent good enough to start training your cm aces?I have some candidates but they're all ass somehow in a way but decent in another
please respond
no
>>567705027Depends on how tired I am of parent runs. As soon as I get a Seiun Sky with groundwork and a decent pink (mile or turf) I'll take it at this point.What parent are you making?
>Kitasan NiggerNo.
>>567704428no, already have burg
>>567704750explain Ruby, Nishino and Taiki then
>>567705179
we love fatties here
no one here actually wants to be an uma.
>>567705151An El condor pasa for my triple frontsMy only gws so far either were ass, or gw was the only useful white spark, or they didn't have gw but had 2 useful sparks At least I aim for either pp or dd considering they can be useful too
>>567705271I want to be in an uma
>>567704494>finemo>mare
>>567705227the ideal wife
>>567705315Yeah, thats what it says.
>>567705090Bed breaking house shaking concrete shattering sex with this kitaposter
>>567705090*impregnates you*
go to sleep, weirdosit's time for comfy hours
>>567705027>>567705275Fellow El breeder. Going to give up after 17 more runs or so if I don't get a good one...
>>567705331*fsh fsh fsh fsh* THE NAME'S*fsh fsh fsh fsh* TAIKI*fsh fsh fsh fsh* SHUTTE-RU DESU!
>>567705271I want to /become/ Oguri actually
>>567704428>Grass' lobby conversation with Taiki shows her saying she would rather eat Japanese food than American food>One of the Summer MANT events is her literally grilling and eating American barbecue and enjoying itShe's tsundere for her homeland's food
>>567705275I'd base it off of the gw inheritence % that you can see on chrono. If your borrowed parent already has a high % chance of passing it down then just take the groundworkless one
>>567705331i thought this was going to be a XRA parody
>>567705432Best pasa I made.9* pow6* mileWish for something better than pace chaser sparks tho
>>567705271I don't but I wouldn't mind to make one or two agpnonnies happy if you know what I mean
>>567705230Fat uma sex
>>567705432Oh no...>>567705572Maybe I should, and hope for a miraculous dd/pp which feel like all the fr i've lost to haveBy the way I just finished this oneGuess the blue
Palmer's really grown on me, she's such a cutie
Bang!
>>5677057091* guts? I honestly stopped caring abiut blues because the difference between 18 and 15 power sparks isnt as big as actually getting the skills I want
>>567705560She probably gets homesick for her homeland's food once in a while, and the type to bitch how small JP's pizzas are. Even their largest size is not even comparable to burgerland's
99% of /uma/
Yes.I'm.WINAAAAAR.
>>567705754I want to get in her new car
Is ec digitan still good on gemini?I don't have taishin and still deciding to use either her or goldship since the other one will be tamamo
>>567705459are you that hungry?
I bought
>>567705921End closers are much better than lates, yes
Gn
We're about to bang!
>>567702798Do rich girls like them shave their pubes or trim them?
>>567705986Goodnight bwo
>>567705809Yes, it's a fucking jokeGood thing I can pretty much ignore stamina so I'll take this one and start trainingOne day I will eventually hit the jackpot and highroll all my aces... For sure...
>>567705986cute umadol
>>567705927https://files.catbox.moe/bf8nu3.mp4
>>567705925damn right, in fact I'm so hungry I could eat a
>>567706037Palmer just lightly trims into a landing strip while Yanko goes the extra mile and trims it into a heart shape
>>567706072delete this
>>567706031Are we posting Americans now?
>>567706075cock
>>567706103Untrue. Mejiros are sufficiently well-bred that they do not grow unnecessary hair to begin with
goodbye /uma/
>>567706213See you tomorrow faggot
>>567706146>nowAnytime is a good time for Taiki.
>>567706075pizza that turns you into Oguri
>>567694393>mare
>>567706293I n3ver said that I'll be gone for good
>>567706293
>>567706340
>>567705271i want to be kitasan
>>567706391?
>>567706561can you squeeze my dick with your pits when you become kitasan please
>>567706152my favorite meal
How do I win kikuka and tenno sho spring without taking stamina sparks and without taking recovery skill and stamina card?
>>567706561why?
The mightiest smiler :)
>>567706681you dont
>sweepy running on my shitty laptop>playing HoMM Olden Era on my gaming desktop>choky milk and pbj sammich readyyep I'm comfy
>>567706659I believe you
>>567706727Bing chilling with Sky!
>>567706739desuwa
would you guys give me paizuri if you ever got your wish of becoming an uma? remember we're bwos right
>>567706816sounds like a good time!
>>567706816
>>567706842Sure but only if we say no homo
>>567705927nice
Taiki Shuttle is garbage no matter how much you retarded amerifats want to pretend she's good
>>567706561Can you be my gf
>>567706727But I lose 50+ stats and a lot of SP
>>567706146Sure
>>567706974
>>567707023Yeah you also just cant win without recoveries or high stam. Just do the Tiara route
>>567707067I will learn hydrate then...
>>567706681Run late and train power
>>567707023If you have high guts + 450~ stamina during Tenno Sho, go late, and you're NOT against Super Creek, Laisu, McQueen, and Bright, then you have a chance
>>5677069747 and you'll lose to a Taiki next CM
>>567707227based
>XD le 7Kill yourself.
>>567706941no homo
>>567707227SHIRAOKI-SAMA WILLS IT
>>567707058my wife
>>567707227Based, fuck europoors
>>5677073017 and you kiss me
I even bought the glowsticks in the final shop for danchou, surely I will be rewarded for doing a good deed with good sparks, right guys?
>>567707301Not everyone can roll a 7. Don't be jealous and accept your Taiki defeat, anon.
>>567707387
>>567707364You know.... it could be worse. Def Would have kept this with pink mile but such is life. We go again
>>567707387>casually rolls a 7SHIRAOKI-SAMA IS ON A ROLL
Hi bros, newbro here. I'm struggling to do guts build and capping on speed. Any advice? Do i just spam guts and wits?
7 and you give me paizuri
>>567707608Guts build needs you to highroll on almost everything. It's not easy to pull it off.
>>567707608you ideally have an uma with speed growth and get big guts rainbows, yeah. If you're struggling with speed then consider doing 3 guts 2 wit and 1 speed. That speed card being Kita or NTR
>>567707608Who's your trainee and what deck are you running?
7 And I owe the Next anon sex
>>567707387I kneel
tfw a schizo validates my umawife
I think characters that come joined at the hip of another character are bad actually
>>567707707Goddamn
>>567707735I think it's really sexy because that's how you have sex
>>567707735That's everyone in this game though.
>>567707387Its over...
>>567707735Oguri... that's not a nice thing to say about Inari...
Taiki's tits are too big.
67
>>567707608Guts is high roll or get a shit uma. Ideally, you are landing on Speed and Wit on regular training turns, and on Summer all of your Guts cards land together while you combine it with Guts amulet and Megaphone.Combine it with the fact that you want the distance S and Fast Learner and it's a god roll you're looking for.
>>567707890Not big enough
>>567707895
>>567707895don't look at the 2nd and 3rd digit of this post
>>567707803
Which way white manYes I have all buffs just haven't used them
>>567707971wih (wilted rose emoji)
>>567707227>>567707387smelly euro absolutely OBLITERATED
>>567708030But I am a euro and the Fuku blast was my post...
>>567707971Easily wit
>>567708079friendly fire...
there are good euros and bad euros imo
>>567708079go to your nearest burger embassy you got an American visa now
>>567708105I do like all umas and dont want others to shit on them, so its fine.
>>567708079you smell nice though
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
>>567708170thx, I took a bath yesterday
We fucked
Can I make it? NTR is rival
>>567708167Nice
>>567708269nah she fucked me actually
>>567708270yes if you buy a gold heal
>>567708269>t.
>>567708270TopRo is jobber and you're running peak. I beleeb
>>567708269based
>>567708270Possible. Just go late. Pray that NTR doesn't have her VIP gold heal
>>567707936Suzuka is so FUCKING PATHETIC!!!
my anxiety is rly bad right now so i'm maladaptive daydreaming (at night) about uma instead
>>567708394We stay strong
>>567708269It's insane how hot Digitan is >>567708270Your NTR rival will have more or less the same stam and guts only problem is if they have a heal or not
>>567708413Digitan's stinky pits would smell bad
will i get grand finals A with this bros? she does not have high wits but she's oguri
>>567708462Thats my Ogurin
Unsexiest
why is kitasan so lusted after
PLEEEEEASE FINEMO DON'T AGEMASEN MEI'LL SUCK YOUR UMANKO I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT JUST PLEEEEEASE DONT AGEMASEN MEEEEE
>>567708496>END : Dgwo... bwo...
>>567708520Why aren't you?
>>567707735Must be talking about Palmer. Has no personality outside of Helios
>>567708520high specialty priority and good generic skills
>>567708496>that wit with no savvyenjoy getting brocked
>>567708510Sex Ship
>>567692576>Even if Uma musume were real, they’d never date anyone here. They’d either date trainers or athletesYeah that's why I hit the gym every night. Get off your fat asses uma and train to be a trainer.
>>567708618stop flatlining bwo
i flatline to the may playlist
>>567708648half the reason why uma musume would be easier to get with than women is that not a lot of them act like women
>>567708520You are being facetious, right?
umas date their groomers
>>567708269I made this post
lovey dovey sex with upstanding, pure, young ladies...
>20M gold to upgrade the daily shopsholy shit
>>567708907the HECK is that
>>567708893Yes but Curren can only watch
>>567708907EoS looms
>>567708829yes I groom their hair and tail, what about it?
Are there any fat umas that aren't just fat briefly but are actually fat all the time?
>>567709017Doto
>>567709017ebayan
>>567709017ogurispecial weekhishi miracletranscend
>>567708893>curren >purewho’s gonna tell him
>>567709017mcreek
Hydrate should be enough, right? Rival is Bright...
>>567708830me on the left
>>567709073>Rival is Bright...RIP BOZO
maybe fat's not the right word, "chubby" maybe? are any of the chubby? like, in their whole body?
>>567709073Bright is a pushover
>>567709073yep
>>567709103>>567709120>>567709121>Clock once >Lose>Clock twice>Lose>Clock and switch to late >WinA valuable lesson.
>>567709163>he won against Bright with a golden healShe truly is Oguri Cap as in Peak
>>567709163Pace with Hydrate should be equivalent to Late. Bright probably missed her heal.
>>567709073Bright is easy but idk youll probably have to clock a few. although an anon told me that having high guts like that at tenno spring helps a lot
>>567708907That is quite literally nothing it you play the game. Especially if you just auto fan runs. You get like 36k money per clear, not counting the money you get in races.
Oaks gates
>>567709104That would be pretty strange, since they are all professional athletes with full-time trainers who constantly monitor their physical states.
>>567709294Laughterlines is a funny name
>>567709163the gray BEAST vs the BEAST of the mejiro clan
Time to peak
Oguri isn't fat
>>567709432
>>567707735Name 7 characters that are like this.
I got my first loss in a Twinkle Star Climax race outside Ultra Golshi mode. It was because I had a C distance aptitude. (I still won the series though.)
>>5677095986
>discounted hat in the last shop before climax Yeah, this is the run.
>>567708958>>567709065No proof that Curren isn't a pure maiden
would not be able to recognize oguri from any other white hair anime girl if she didn't have her funny hair thing
>>567709697That's Japan for you
>1* guts>1* turfthe whites are ok though....
>>567709640why are you going into climax with 300 money
>>567709697ERMMMM she's GRAY not white
>>567709282fuck dude i wish they'd add auto to global already
so......why can't we inherit Taiki's unique for next cm?
>>567709686Sure?
>>567709984Pure maiden!!!
>got a MANT run where every shop item was useful>lots of hammers,stats,charms and energy recovery>tamamo decides to lose 3 G1 in a row in classic yearI'm killing this malnourished horse
>>567709686Her umafans got leaked the other day
>>567709974activates too early
>>567709783>1* gwy-yeah bwo you're fine...
holy highroll
>>567709974taiki's ult ends just before late race starts, so she needs a little delay to get value out of itinheriting it makes the window even tighter iirc
Curren...
When will Cygames release a non virgin uma?
>>567709598i did this for fun with only uma that are out in global alreadyvodka scarlethishiamadotokitasandiapalmer
>>567710121seeking the pearl is there
>>567709801Won't happen until grand masters and won't truly be worth it until Tucker so like 5 scenarios after
>>567710062good, she charges too much for her censored pictures all because she thinks she's better than falco. at least falco's umafans is uncensored
I don't know which one
>>567709974if someone has a more concise explanation please drop it but according to him the ult proccs too early and on an uphill meaning you get an accel of only 0.4 secs
>a day after CM>thread slow as fuck alreadyMANT killed /uma/
>>567710075back to the mines I go
>>567710084i think the inherit doesnt even make it to late race but idk
>>567710092The pure Curren
is there a scene that takes place in an underwear store? this is anime game right? there should be a scene like that
>>567710121everyone not named laise, suzuka and gold city
>GWOOOOOOOOOOO SKIP VICTORIA MILE AND DO THIS RANDOM SPRINT RACE FOR LE 150 CARATS OY VEY GOOOYYwhat the fuck is their problem
>>567710141Also Ardan with Chiyo
>>567710171i just want it to use up tp, i cant be bothered to spend 3 hours a day to do 4-5 runs, at least double tp usage during events drops it to 2-3 runs a day if i care to do more than the bare minimum of 1 run
>>567710195I'd probably press wit but it's a very minimal difference. Power will get your a bit more score if you care about that
>>567710215your ddppwit?
>>567710195do wits so you can hit triple SS. doing power will leave your wits 1-2 points shy unless you're a big baller with 70% RB
>her name is CHAN
>>567710223The purer Curren you mean
ballroom events were a mistake
>>567710195it's a wit hit
>>567710313>>567710092Why does she need to wear a name tag on her head
>>567710291>>567710302>>567710338Ok wit it is then
>>567710257why are stallions like this
AAIIEEE MY OTHER STATS ARE TOO LOW
YaenoGODS we escaped the nepo connection accusations
>>567710402> <900k fansbricked
>>567710236>Coal Shitty
Let's race
>>567710092>>567710313she's so cute and pretty i wanna die
So close...
>>567710307I say that.
>>567710496good afternoon, saar
>>567710552god damn that's the power of fast learner, huh. Never even reached UG myself
forever young is ugly
I started tanking runs for the 75 carats
>>567710343Cause real bouquet's have little name tags on them too. Better question why do her ears looks so yummy>>567710541Bouquet soon!
>>567710552dam i've never made an SS+ uma in MANT but i've got two plats
>>567710402Very scary. I hope I never meet your Oguri Cap during CMs
Umas who don't cover up their ears are sluts
>>567710660way ahead of you>>567710728still would say this
>>567710457What the fuck is that speed how the fuck
fuck OFF
>>567709051wrong
>>567710728You say that but umas who do cover their ears can do this...
>>567710645>>567710706Yeah, Fast learner is great. Would be even better if I didn't forget to make upgrade hydrate with hints then I would be able to doublecircle pace chaser straight. Also a bit low on velocity skills maybe and also no head-on it's so over...>>567710719It's fine bro, maybe she isn't even that good... I can kinda create such Oguris consistently if I get Fast Learner.And don't laugh at hydrate...
24 hour since I last ate.
>>567710826SCANDALOUS UMA
>>567710646
>>567710796forgot imagewhere the fuck are my speed cards?why are my guts and wits on permanent vacation?
>>567710826NAKED UMA EARSHOW INDECENT SHIKKE
post something sleepy
>>567710828>Corner cunnysseurJro...
>>567710896holy oppai
is tamamo wife material?
>>567710939It's very cheep also no other good choices. No head on
yooooo fuck yeah this is a run with my crappy parents that don't have any uma stan sparks.
>>567710914
>>567710967Too flat. No milk there.
>>567710967>can cook>bantz are fun>can take care of kids1000000000%
>>567710967unironically yeahshe is
>>567710967You're basically already her husband during her career, even as far to call you her "Partner" and not just her trainer. She also calls you a family.>>567710928
>>567710786i dont know how it happened, all i know is that her wit too low
>>567710928
I would have sex with Pearl
I need Inari shortstack sweaty tits on my face
>>567711110I want to squeeze Flash's boobs while she sleeps.
Tamamo Cross running world record pace to the market for discount eggs (limit 1 carton per customer)
I only played Tokai Teio's career and uma story, and skipped through everybody else's. Which story should I watch now?
>>567711218>read one of the worst ones and skipped the others
>>567711218I played tamamo's and really liked itsuzuka's also nice
>>567711218Tokai Teios.
>>567711218Bright
>>567711043what is it called for when women wear a towel but their pussy is almost peeking out, there must be a specific jap word for it
>>567711218haven't watch Tamamo and Yaeno's stories but their careers are very good, same with Cafe (personal opinion)
>>567711145You would but she will say no
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xMaJVfmhYKU>yanko
>>567711218>I only played Tokai Teio's career and uma storyBased>Which story should I watch now?Tamamo's currently my favorite
>>567711145Same and her banner is still somewhat away...
>>567711351Yanko is my gal tho
>there's people itt who will pull Pearl
Holy jobbers
>>567711517>Mayano after attaining enlightment with Pearl
>>567711351why are these gyarus corrupting yanko
FUCK YOU IAM FIKCUING DOINE FUCK YOIU FAUFCK FUCK YISDBHIAFUJ NIGERT PARENT RUNSA FUCK YUOY
>>567711145i always be glad of her random event when you don't have her in the deck>dances in front of you>gives you 30 energy with no drawback because you don't care if it does end her chain>claps at you with a very cute smile>goes away
>>567711076she became bakushin brained
>>567711342That's what rape is for
>>567711632Unironically Ryan parent is not very good for next cmMake an Oguri or Brian parent instead
>>567710828>pace chaserGWO...
>>567711351Yanko kicked Pandora out of the group
>>567711675I HAVE NIETHJERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>567711623>meets pearl once>becomes the strongest and sexiest she's ever beenTHANK YOU PEARL
>>567710828Make her an end closer bwo
>>567711740EXPLAIN FUKU
i don't like that the meta is now using front runners or making everyone else an end closer
>>567711784Did I stutter? SEXIEST AND STRONGESTLITERAL LUCKY CATGIRL BLESSED BY SHIRAOKI-SAMA
is this enough stamina with glittering star?
>>567711825CB wit carries end closers on her back
>>567711825Don't worry, soon enough you'll hate the meta of everyone being pace chaser, enabling pace chaser, or using fronts to block pace chasers to make anyone else try to beat pace chasers
>>567711853Don't ask /uma/, just use the sim
>>567711853that's enough stamina WITHOUT glittering starthe reason people are saying 601 stam is for the track bonus. you can live with 540
>>567711836WHY IS SHE LIKE THIS
Rose kingdom learned from Gimlet how to destroy fences
>>567711928Isn't that in like 3 years?
>>567711953stamina is the secret stat? that's it, i'm getting 1200 stamina
>>567711979wait I heard Gimlet's neighbor learned how to kick fences, it was Rose Kingdom?
>>567711997With accelerated schedule probably 2 but yeahI think Late Surger meta comes sooner anyways but even then lol they win only half the times
>>567710967Yes.
>>567711351Does she even have a friend group?>Fucks off from Japan all the time>Wouldn't be friends with the Japanese Dirters because she ran off to race in America/Middle East>Most Umas are friends with their generation and there's no 2024 generation Umas
>>567712096it's hard being a worldwide champion, you wouldn't get it
>>567712041Why are front runners not used anymore? I saw a guy who runs Maya in CM on twitter and after Dirt CM and Sprint LoH where Halloween Mayano is supposedly he is using base pace chaser Mayano for the Derby CM
>>567712032yes
>>567711695>>567711747I honestly don't want to do >Make a parent Nishino AGAIN but with 3+3 end closer >Then go find and borrow a good parent with mile 3* but at least 1* end closer and pray it's a good parentI just don't believe I will enjoy all this process too much. And I don't have my own NTR or Mr.CB so I will have to borrow second and plug in another speed card like Jordan or any 4* with 5RB...
>>567712204>Why are front runners not used anymore?Exaggeration. The same way /uma/ says it's LITERALLY impossible to win Aries Cup without using XOg + 2 doms. Same shit.
2 months into mant and I am just now getting this scenario event for the first time
>>567712259>Nishino >on end closer
>>567712269>LITERALLY impossible to win Aries Cup without using XOg + 2 domsit was 90% true at least
>>567712358Funnily enough statistically most losers used xog + doms too
>>567711784POWER
>>567712404wyell... only 1 out of 3 hoggers can win after all
>burned out of uma>play other vidya >'I could be playing umamusume right now'>open the appset my soul free
>>567712269Why not use Halloween Maya then?
>>567712204Its mostly because front runners currently have weaker support card options compared to pace and late, though they did just get a new support card recently
two CMs in a row I have kicked ass in rounds only to queue into full backline opponents and my FR doesn't activate angling depsite holding the lead.Starting to notice a trend.
Pearl OP next bread pls
>>567712340Not nishino fine, but it doesn't matter. The only saving grace then is to get end closer on the parent as well. So I can just find a parent with only mile sparks maybe. And then lower my own chances for mile S in general and grind even longer
>>567712690I love you Pearl-san
>>567712096She will have frens when she retires surely
>>567712520Its actually nice we got Stellar Blade and Pragmata cracked. Some anons even played Wukong
>>567712593the luckiest uma wins the dahby
>>567712769They should send him to the same farm as Transcend and co.
>>567711718Bro your starting 3* selector?
>>567712690Dozo>>567712936>>567712936>>567712936
>>567712941Why did they put together a child and a hag?
>>567711718Your paid anniversary selector tickets?
>>567713018Teaching Mayacchi how to be mature yeppers
>>567712831Unless they live >35 years I doubt they will be alive by the time Yanko stops breeding
>>567712871>>567713024tickets are for hoooooarding
