Welcome to Sonic the Hedgehog General! Here we discuss all things Sonic!/sthg/ #9339 - Propaganda Edition==NEWS==>Sonic the Hedgehog's 35th anniversaryhttps://www.sega.com/sonic-the-hedgehog?tab=35th-anniversary>Sonic the Hedgehog 4 to release on March 19, 2027https://x.com/SonicMovie==Comic Release Dates==DC x Sonic the Hedgehog: Metal Legion #2 - 03 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #87 - 17 June 2026Sonic the Hedgehog: 35th Anniversary Special - 08 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog x Godzilla #1 - 15 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #88 - 22 July 2026Sonic the Hedgehog #89 - 05 August 2026==GENERAL INTEREST LINKS==https://rentry.org/sthglinks>Milestone pastebin:https://pastebin.com/LJCfZhY4>Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#sonic-gamemod-recommendation-spreadsheet>Perfect System Collection:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#perfect-system-collection>Sonic comic scans:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#comics>Sonic shows:https://rentry.org/sthglinks#shows>SAGEhttps://sagexpo.org/>SHChttps://shc.zone/>#10000 Projecthttps://pastebin.com/Fb8Bt4r>/sthg/ booru:https://sthg.booru.org/>/sthg/ CyTube:https://cytube/r/sthg>/sthg/ Pixel World:https://ourworldofpixels.com/sthgPrevious Zone: >>567699102
Water≥Fire>Enershit
Waterniggers lost
>>567744773I'm in!
Energydumbass got overcooked so i threw him overboard
It's outhttps://astromuseum.org/sonicZone/sonicmods/sonicadvance3
Sonic
IT'S ENERGY. IT'S FUCKING ENERGY. WHY CAN'T YOU SEE THAY IT'S WATER. IT'S FUCKING ENERGY YOU BLIND RETARDS.HOLY SHIT HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO GO OVER THIS?! Marine shoots a goddamn glowing green ball at the Egg Wizard, not a pussy water splash. It's ENERGY. PURE FUCKING SCEPTER ENERGY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK, NOT RETARDED OCEAN PISS. Look at the cutscene again, zoom in, it's pulsatinf like enrgy, it's the same shit style as every other power blast in the FUCKING GAME IF YOU PLAYED IT. Waterfags coping so hard with "duh but her name is marine" and "muh mobilefaggotry" like SEGA didn't retcon half the lore for Ian's simps. WHY ARE WATERFAGS SO DESPERATE TO MAKE HER BLAZE 2.0. It's ENERGY. IT WAS ALWAYS ENERGY. The sprite, the color, the impact, it's not a fucking bubble.I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND HERE. EVERY THREAD SAME SHIT. "B-BUT WIKI SAYS HYDRO" SHUT THE FUCK UP. ALL I HEAR ARE STUPID DOLPHIN NOISES. ARCHIVES DON'T LIE. CUTSCENE DOESN'T LIE. YOUR COPE IS TRANSPARENT AS THE NONEXISTENT WATER.
Waterpedos don't want the files released
>>567745280Summerize the changes
>>567745328Marine is the water to Blaze's fire. It's not hard.
>>567745119Like I can afford that shit.
>>567745280>Undub@krack932
>>567745065BOOB GROPEP BOOBS BOOBY GROPING MORE BREAST FONDLING TITS SQUEEZINGGGG *cummed*
>>567745280Cool, I wonder what else thisperson has done>finds thisUm. lol
>>567745435>Marine is the water to Blaze's fi--ACK!!!
>>567745418Dude back off
>>567745642heh, neat.
>>567745328You are deeply autistic and take what you see visually literally. You're not thinking about the thematics that Sonic Teamworks under. >But muh IanIan didn't push for it to be water, he was just trying to get an answer from Sega >>567553875
>>567745065Sauce? Artist? Need to explore more of zher works
>>567745642GOATED
>>567745328
*hic*...snfl...
>>567745558see >>567742109
>>567745695
>>567745418It's hard not to kiss you like this
>>567745642>made for use with Sonic Adventure RetranslatedEr, did they NOT retranslate this????????
Firechads won
>>567745642the Eggman Apparition doesn't existit won't hurt you
>>567745758Artist is Fours. Dunno where from, here probably.
>>567745906
We are a mermaid franchise
>>567745846Fuck man, wipe your embers!
>wake up>Go to train station>See a pink hedgehog girl>Get my face as close to her as possible>"you are aggressively pink">sit down and never interact with her the rest of the train ride
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dg22ukez0Sg
>>567746362Fuckin' tease.
>>567746362I would never do this because I'd be trying to get into her exposed panties instead.
>>567745328Spirit Bomb, she's even doing the same pose.
>>567745538Suck dick for money.
>>567745642>>567745998Wow.You see an issue with a fantran-mod, you make your fuckin' own!Way to blow the opportunity to make something actually better!
"b-b-but her name is Marine so it has to be water!!""muh wiki says hydrokinetic""SEGA would never retcon anything haha"SHUT. THE. FUCK. UP. SEGA retcons shit every month to fit Ian's Archie delusions and you know it. You waterfags are just desperate to give Ian a win. "Oh she's water because... uh... raccoon? Ocean theme??"I'm so tired of this franchise bending over for the path of least resistance. Every character has to fit into neat little boxes. Tails = smart. Knuckles = punching. MArine? Well her name has ocean in it so OBVIOUSLY she pisses water out her hands now!!!! Who cares if it is debunked by the original scene who cares if it makes her less unique. You literallt don't fucking like Sonic.
>>567746626Why are Waterpedos talking to Amy?
>>567746775I-Is that something scourge would do??
>>567746775No way, I ain't gay.
>>567746929they're asking her about her cryokinesis and electrokinesis
>>567745998I think t only translated cutscenes but not all the NPCs.
FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. ACTUALLY FUCK YOU. IT IS LITERALLY EIGHT IN FO3NT OF YOUR FUKCING FACE IT IS ENERGY. SHE SHOOTS ENERGY. FRO. YHE SCEPER. ABD YOU'RE FDENYING IT BECAUSE IAN'S TINY COCK IS SHIVED DOWN YOJR FUKCING THROAT
Blaze the Jobber
>>567747141Oh I thought they wanted to pee on her
Sex with mobian children
>replacing robotnik with eggmanBased, fuck westies
Holy shit how can you be this delusioned. Glad I'm not a water cuck LMAO. I like reasoning and logic like WATER IS NOT GREEN.
>>567747506
Douge
>bubsy has better games than sonic nowwhere did all go wrong
>>567746910>THISTHIS>THISTHIS>THISTHIS>THIS
>>567746910Yyup that's a truth nuke. Waterfags lost big time.
>>5677476782006.
>>567747353>Jobs in archie>Useless in IDWI'm glad Ian can't remove her from her dimension, these writers can't handle this character.I feel like Ian and Evan sapped Blaze's capability and gave it to fucking Amy Rose.Why does IDW hate the actual kick butt female character?? Is it because she makes the OCs redundant??
Need to start writing that "Amy gets kicked in the cunt" story.
>>567746910Yup. Couldn't have said it better myself. Water niggers need to just give up already.
Waterfags have yet to find an instance of water in SRA that is colored as close as this
>>567747254Sounds like the original mod was a hyperbolic rushjob.Let me guess. They had a donation button, so they can coast off of autismbux for a while?
>>567746910Yep couldn't agree more. Waterfags are delusional.
>>567747523Did no one consider they just want humans because they exist in the games? That's it. They're real part of the series. What are they self hating furries.
>>567745643Waterrapists BTFO
>>567745328>>567746910>>567747986Finally an actually reasonable take on /sthg/. Waterfags need to just kill themselves out of embarrassment and humiliation already.
>>567748005No I think all the mods are free, unless I'm missing something.I think it had more to do with no caring enough about SA1 beyond the cutscenes unfortunately.But SA1's modding scene is a bit weird I think SA2 has it much better in terms of support, SA1 has the best dreamcast conversion overall, but SA2 is slowly working towards that.
>>567748291I literally pushed them to suicide when I destroyed them so fucking hard on the first day of this debate kekhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/567425817/#q567427570
What if it's Mystic Water Energy though?>Bu-Do you underestimate Marine's power?
Cream the Rabbit.
>>567747986"Waterfags" have long accepted that this is likely a retcon due to vague presentation.Say, aren't most of the cutscenes in the game the typical "jpegs stand around like cardboard cutouts?"Holy shit that's probably what this scene was going to be before they decided to make it 'cinematic' at the last minute and bullshitted it!
>>567748718Cream the rabbit!
>>567748816>"likely">"probably"The terminal stages of cope, sad!
>>567748718>>567748919
Is it weird to say that this bickering made me Like Marine just a bit more?
>>567748816>retcon in the first fucking game Marine is fromWaterkek logic makes no sense.
>Rouge>Honey>Cream>Bunnie>Sage>Mina>Sonic>Barby>Zooey>Vanilla>Blaze>Morain>Li Moon>Belle>Sara>Sticks>Ariem>Cosmo>Nicole>Maddie>Wave>Fiona>Carrotia>Perci>Marine>Alicia (Anti-Sally)>Tangle>Sara>Maria>Rosemary>Sally>Various human womenFox'd.
>>567749020I need you to immediately stop what you're doing and go outside and touch grass, anon.
>>567749174I always liked Marine. Hating her was a forced meme.
>>567749194Anon I think you lack reading comprehension...Or are you a filthey waterfag flaseflagger to make energyfags look bad?
>>567749287>lost the argument>"t-touch grass, it doesn't matter anyway!"Lol. You'll die of stage 5 cope at this rate. Join your fellow waterfags in making a noose to kill yourself
>>567746910YOU don't like Sonic, you just wanna be a contrarian and hate when the franchise does anything that feels natural or obvious for the character. People wanna say Marine has water power because it fits her theme, and you wanna throw a fit over that!? Get over yourself.
>>567749371
>>567747923
This is most certainly not fucking funny
i want omega to shoot me so he has more holes to fuck.
>>567749371Never hated her, just very indifferent. Marine sadly doesn't show up enough to pin down.
>>567748291>>567748447This anon was right >>567749492Some of you need actual help
>>567749550She's annoying because she's a child and most people seemingly hate kids for being kid like even if they're meant to improve and grow in said story.
>Tails is ga-ACK!
...どうして?WHY did my family ALL have to be SMELLY Waterkeks who roped their necks??WHYYYYYY!!!
Still no response from Sakae Osumi on LinkedIn.
>>567749914>Fartchie>Some of this shit isn't romantic just he stood next to a girl onceShipper illness
>>567749550Literally>>567749706She has enough focus ans goes through a pretty comprehensive arc in her game.Rambunctious rascal wants to be an adventurer and is reckless whoch gets her chewed out but in the end she proves her mettle and learns to be more balanced.Topped off with her successfully building her first watercraft like she said she always wanted to.
>>56774991480% of these are just the girl touching him in a friendly non-sexual manner, you pedos are delusional.
>>567747678OHNONONO
>>567749826The rope is waiting for you, watercuck...
>>567749573Boobwolf drawn by ABT or else she'd be just as covered up.
>>567749914The Star Fox 64 superfans are in the thread
>>567750175Bubsy had a rocky transition to 4D.
>i-it's archie so it d-doesn't count>they didn't fuck onscreen so naturally my unironic autism says it didn't happenYour fav female? Fox'd.
>>567750181I don't even know what's up with the water debate, some of you guys are taking things way too hard and and need to touch grass.
>>567750175The 4 curse is real
>>567750571>playing dumbYou are just as autistic about this debate but now you want to suddenly act unbothered because you lost. Cope, no one is buying the act kek
>Failsfag melty when his schizophrenic headcanon gets shot down again
>>567749631
>>567750928this art style is poop
Thank god the amazing digital circus is ending.
Amyfriends have left....i miss them...
WATERTARDS LOST
>gets his dick sucked by every hot female in the franchise>sticks his cock in each of their pussies and fucks till they're filled with his puppiesHow does he do it?
IDW is carried by Lanolins massive Lamb chops.
Does Chips have water powers or psychic powers or energy powers or light powers or positive powers or magic powers?
>>567748005I think some japretender douchebag just ra-ta-tahed Windii's YouTube cutscene subs in a texteditor and went "yeah that's me, master copypaster!" forever causing confusion with people who thought it was a full mod. Thanks, kiddo, very cool.
>>567751031Metal is an ocean mine
>thread's premise is about tails porn vs tails tortureLeave my boy alone.
>>567749492ThisThese types of debates always attracts the schizos that just want to see the world burn telling others to kill themselves just for a feel of dopamine rush without realizing they're shitting up the threadWish we could delete them with one button
>>567750973Blame Jerry Gaylord.
>>567750981Relax and have a nice drink.
Should Sonic do collabs with idolshit again?
Teirusu!
>>567751381You just described Flynnfags who are pretending they're not who keep pushing headcanon garbage down everyone's throats because of shitty mobile games that are made by hacks and aren't canon
>>567751173>Chipsno s. Just Chip.
>>567750571It's not even a debate, it's one guy who lost his mind over Ian Flynn. He might have once been able to make a coherent argument because he actually had few good points but his brain is too fried on Ian hate. We helped create this early-onset dimentia patient. P.S. Flynn sucks.
>>567751841No, idols are lame
>>567751840...what kinda drink is it?
>>567751293heh. There's this movie called Flashbacks of a Fool and a little girl finds a beached sea mine and climbs on it for fun but gets exploded. Some good sex scenes too.
Which Characterfags are>The most intelligent?>The most insecure?>The most stupid?>And which one do you thinktends to be a fakefan or secondary?
It's genuinely impossible for me to be hopeful for this franchise anymore. After the movies stop being mad or making money I have no idea how Sonic is going to continue.
>>567749371Same energy
>>567752109Nothing fancy or dangerous.
>>567751031Where poosy
>>567752385>>The most intelligent Tailsbros >>Everything else Don't care
>>567752590>Still posting this all these years later
>>567752385>The most stupid?(Me) thinking gets you nowhere.
>>567752385Ask ChatGPT
>>567752385>The most intelligent?Tailschads>The most insecure?Shadowfags>The most stupid?Amyfags>And which one do you thinktends to be a fakefan or secondary?Shadowfags
>>567752385>most intelligent Amyfrens>most insecure Tailsfags>most Stupid>>567752794>Thinkends Shadowfags
Teirusu issu za besuto!
I feel like putting my penis in one of Sonic's friends. Which one?
>>567753063Tails, he'd like that.
>>567752715
>>567753063Shadow since you're both faggots
>>567752415Hey anon, send your feedback directly to Sega. Use DeepL to translate.https://faq.sega.jp/hc/ja/requests/new?ticket_form_id=360000782393
>>567752385If accurate to the character themselves, then:>>The most intelligent?Tails.>>The most insecure?Tails.
>>567753128>ToesAnyone who draws Sonic characters with toes or paws need to be publicly hung.
>>567752415Same here. The movies are the only thing holding up the franchise now since Frontiers wasn't good enough on its own. Sonic Team needs to get their act together and go back to when the games were enough to keep people interested and confident in the franchise like in the 2000s
>>567753373
>>567753410>confident in the franchise like in the 2000s
>>567753457>knucklescute
>>567753410The movies are also shit though. Even Moviefags agree but they are too distracted by the jingling keys to care.
>>567752385>>The most intelligent?WindScholars>>The most insecure?Knucklesfags or Metalfags>>The most stupid?Creamfags>>And which one do you think tends to be a fakefan or secondary?Surgefags I guess
OHMYGOD I NEEEEEED AMY'S FEET ON MY FAVE
>"Sorry for your lots, Shadow... How did she die?">"...If memory serves...she killed herself when she found out the waterbending tanukichan wasn't real..."
>>567751168
>>567752385WindnicfagsShitdowfagsShitdowfagsUwuverfags
>>567753410Were they though? You had things like X and fan content being made en masses back then. Nowadays there just isn't as much original fan stuff being made. It's mostly just romhacks that all play thr same but with a minor visual twist at best or mods for games you already played.
>>567750981I didn't go anywhere, though.https://x.com/JonasD69845/status/2056926623174201477
>>567752621>Most sea urchins reproduce by females releasing eggs directly into the water. These are then fertilised by sperm.
>>567753698^energycuck
I give Sonic Team credit for one thing. They're pretty good at keeping secrets and not having stuff leak. As far as I know the only things that have leaked from them specifically is a few game scripts.
>>567754060HOLY SHIT THAT'S A COOL FUCKING FROG!
>>567754002KINO
>>567754067Must have good office security. No sane employee over there is going to jeopardise their job by giving out sloppy leaks.
>>567753815I do this pretty much accidentally do this to my friends because I want them to be fuller in the picture's frame.
>>567754067The only reason the Forces script leaked is that Aaron Webber couldn't keep it out of his pants and Emi leaked it for attention
Jerking off to Amy is bad! Can you call yourself a true Amyfan if want to get in the way of her love for Sonic, she's the breeze of the wnd and must let her flow free!
>>567754229heheheh. May I see it?
>>567754334>not inserting as Sonic
>>567754334I want her to date Shadow
>>567754410YWNBS
>>567753886The games back then had entertaining storylines even if the gameplay was deficient. Yes, you had Sonic X and other fan content but the games still generated hype and hope but not anymore. After the disaster that was Sonic 06, the fandom became extremely skeptical of the quality of future games and those games had to prove themselves to be good
>>567754067East Asians tend to not leak shit due to strong loyalty to companies. This is why TADC being concerned over Korean leaks is funny as fuck when it just got leaked by Brazilians anyway
>>567754334i don't jerk off to amy
Honk if you love Amy tits
>>567754334I don't.>she's the breeze of the wnd and must let her flow free!Correct!
>>567754334She can love Sonic AND suck my D.
>>56775428306's script leaked too
>>567754683Amy's smile must be protected at all costs...
>>567754334What does her loving Sonic have to do with me beating the absolute shit out of my meat to her sexy body?
What if Blaze's pussy and Silver's penis
>>567754645
>>567754826If you really loved Amy you'd stop beating your meat and Beat her meat instead.
>>567754738just internal character biosthey called silver's trunks and pointed out blaze's chest, didn't they?
>>567754940The bios prefaced the script.
I swear like half the fucking posters in this general have exactly one social gimmick they are able or willing to engage with in their persona and the moment you shut it down or ignore it outright they have a full blown mental fucking breakdown because this is their only form of socializing at all.You guys are less mentally stable than Discordfags
>>567754940The scenario and dialogue leaked toohttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dbxybgkUEWwbeCbuw8de95-_b2rT5To9TJ1gNT20kdU/edit?gid=2093084539#gid=2093084539
>>567755105Stop talking about yourself krack
Now that the dust has settled, was she right?
>>567755105It is OVER, waterKRACK
>>567754645*honk*
>>567755202Every post I've seen from them shared here has been retarded.
>>567755105Hey at least I don't molest kids like discordfags!I just want to live in a world where Amy is posted on a Mongolian Boot shining fourm.
>>567755279>krack is a waterfagof course a shitdowfujo believes purely in headcanon lmao
>>567755105This is a 4chan general for Sonic fans. Why did you expect anything besides unbridled autism?
>>567753457>>567753128*Sniff* *snoff *
>>567755410headcanon is what keeps this franchise going
>be me>never had watercrackIs it any good?
>>567755524Why do you hate Sonic?
>>567755337lel
>>567754556I know. I was there. Heck, you still had a lot of activity on the fanfom still.Its only after LostWorld that things started to torpedo.
>>567755601his content has been literal slop for far longer now than it has been good
Marine's power is green energy fluid
>>567755809Sonic fans like Sonic. Why do you hate Sonic?
>>567754796Her smile saves lives!
>>567756121>rewritten storyWhat?
>>567756048I don't like sonic fans neither
>>567756019
>>567755457It just gets old after a while when you figure out the gimmick being used.>Oh this anon is feigning ignorance to bait a response>and there's that one anon deliberately opening on a subject with extreme vitriol>of course the first anon is responded to by 4 or 5 anons engaging in the obvious bait>meanwhile the second anon is blatantly responding to himself for up to 4 hours at a time until someone finally engages with the aggression antics>oh and here comes that one anon trying to start a fake flamewar between made up sides of the canon>and then there's that other anon pretending to be a namefag/lolcow for easy (You)s>oh and of course the whole general is flooded with Shadow, Amy and Tails pics with no text.>Also heres a handful of deliberate idiots who RP as a characterfag even though by their own admission they don't even like the IP.Like dont you people get tired of how artificial this shit is? You must get bored of this eventually.
>>567756019>>567756245
>>567756121
>>567756121>Ian shat the bed so hard Sonic Team went back and rewrote his entire fanfictionPlease God let this be real it would be so funny.
I rike da fast game
>>567754893cwispy.
>>567756121>Rewritten storyTHERE IS NO SONIC CANONTHERE IS NO LOREACCEPT IT ALREADY HOLY SHIT THEY ARE REWRITING ENTIRE FUCKING GAMES NOW
>>567755797The 2010s did so much damage to the franchise even more than Sonic 06. At least Sonic 06 introduced Silver and Mephiles. The 2010s were so lackluster and dry
>>567756121>"Damn we fucked up, we gotta go back."
>Years, upon year rejection after rejection...>I can't take it anymore...>Even if I could never hope to force my way with him, you are a different story entirely.>Your weak flesh, soft skin, how does it feel to be taken advantage of by a 3 foot tall hedgehog?>I won't stop until every single year I've spent pempt up has been released, so you better enjoy this ride because it won't. Stop. Any. Time. Soon.*Amy chokes anon while her tongue plunges deep into his mouth*>I wonder what Sonic would think if he could see me like this? Would he even look at me again after committing an act like this? >Do I even care anymore?>If can't have my happy ending, then I make you give an ending worth remembering. Your taste, your body, and soul will forever and always belong only to me and I'll see to it that you NEVER forget it!
>>567756121not gonna rebuy front ears. just saying. already beat it 2 times
>>567756121>Its not just a re-wrapped DLC package.Just fuck my whole shit up fampai. Just fuck the blue rat in his ass harder. Why not? Just fuck this IP
>>567756483Does this mean the script will remove Ian's cringe line where he makes Amy say "I want to share my love with the world" and will the rewrite make the English script much more similar to the Japanese version? Please let it be true
>>567756981
LORE TEAMWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LORE TEAMWHICH VERSION OF FRONTIERS IS CANONLORE TEAM
>>567756782Silver and Mephiles are awful trashy characters. The entirety of modern Sonic was a race to the bottom until the meta era ended it.Now we're back on track.
I want to be Amy
What if we fixed Amy by writing her like piccolo?
>5 years for a new game (version)
>>567756121>20 hours ago>first time we're seeing thisleast obvious fakescreen
>>567749562Look, Amy is a capable fighter but she's the perfect candidate in the franchise to be caught off-guard and defeated when she isn't expecting her opponent to fight dirty.
>>567756121>rewritten storyShadow campaign BABEE
Amy isn't capable, I could kick her ass.
>>567757518Iizuka...
>>567756121>rewritten StoryNani
>>567756121>rewritten storyThis franchise is so shameful bruh
you guys are dumb
>>567757749>retcons are bad unless I like the impact of them
Frontiers will have shadow say >Hmph Hmph! Amy you are as funny as you pretty!And Sonic will say>You can't love Amy shadow, for I LOVE YOU!Then Shadow, Sonic, and Amy all have sex with each other.
>most Sonic games for the last decade and a half have been nothing but rehashes of previous games>Sonic Generations>Mania>Forces>Shadow Generations>Frontiers>Crossworlds>it's now gotten so bad that Sonic Team just said fuck it and is just rereleasing Frontiers with a different story and calling it a new game
NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THIS SUPPOSED MAIL IT'S FAKE MORONS
>>567757518>Amy and Knuckles get replaced by Tangle and Whisper.>This becomes their debut game>Sonic channle story: "Sonic meets Tangle and Whisper on the islands where they were exploring to track down someone">IDW declared non canon>twitter melty
>Shadow campaign in Frontiers>adding a whole new Ancient to be a Shadow analog to rival Sonic's Ancient analogthis franchise is so creatively bankrupt they would actually do this
Shadow will be in frontiers and will fuck Sonic.
>>567754645What tits?
https://xcancel.com/VoidKltten/status/2057144201780121696#m
The game finishes with The End offering to suck Sonic's dick and eat his shit if he lets him live.
>>567758232The end will turn into a waifu and will get pregnant with Windnic's babies.
>>567754645I love all Mobian tits
Wait. Definitive Edition is Switch 2-only?Kekooooooooo You fucks told me Sega broke up with Nintendo!
>>567758326rivals to lovers
>M*bianY-You can't say that anon!
>>567758232Can vouch, I am Iizuka.
>>567758173
>>567757301Silver is cool-looking and has never gotten his time to shine and Mephiles is a creepy villain, which I like
>>567758494I'M NOT GONNA SAY BLOBIAN OR ISLANDER LIKE SOME RETARD! I LOVE MOBIAN TITS! MOBIAN ASS! MOBIANS ARE MADE FOR HUMANS!
>>567758428that was sonic team getting bullied by nintendo. not a whole break up
fly, Rudolph. Fly!
>>567758842STOP! THAT'S RACIST! CEASE YOUR RACIAL SLURS NOW!!! IT'S NOT YOUR WORD!!!!
>>567759037>"Stawp! Th-that's-" *shoves cock in her mouth*
Mebian
>>567759037GUESS WHAT QUILLBACK??? MOBIAN! MOBIAN! MOBIAN! MOBIAN! MOBIANS ARE BUILT FOR HUMIE COCK>>567759289Cuckhog
>>567758817He had has chance to shine in 06. Silver failed because Silvaze and Sonic/ Shadow/ Silver trialism failed.
>>567759508>>567759598AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>567758494
>>567757301Silver and Mephiles are the type of characters that keep the franchise alive even if the games sucksKeep your mouth shut bitch
>>567759762M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MOOOOOOOOOBIAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!>>567759796I miss Alota
Deep inside Amy and I whisper "Mobian~" as I cum deep inside her
I'm going to cum inside Rouge
I am presently cumming inside Trip
>>567760184I am cumming inside Rouge.>>567760161They like it when you use the M-word on them as long you dick them good enough.
testI shitted up half /co/ today so i wonder if i got yeeted.
You guys goot Tomodatchi life? You should make a Sonic Island.
>>567760376why
>>567757395Making her Tails' uncle who trains his daughter?No thanks?
Shit I came inside Staci, can mobicoots get pregnant by humans??
>>567760376Go back before I impregnate your Mobian waifu.
>>567760393i have never owned a nintendo home console
Why can't we have Sonic winking at the camera trying to seduce us like Bubsy?
>>567760685NTA but really?They're the most gamey vidya producer.
>>567760712Sonic is to sexy, and helf the human population wouldn't breed because they'd be unable to cum to things that aren't sonic.
>>567760712D-dat ass..!
>>567760507Because they're shitposting about the tadc ending and i wanted to laugh at goosefag.
Take a dive in this pool filled with ENERGY, anon.
>>567761096Is the "Jax is a troon" theory real? If so I'm not watching that garbage and pretending episode 8 was the last one
>>567760842I had only had the game boy color, advance, og DS & 3ds
>>567752385ShadowfagsSilverfags CreamfagsSilverfags
>>567761643>I had only hadJesus fucking christ I can't type
>>567760376I saw your post in one thread and did a double take at which thread I was in.
if you shit on my favorite things, i will learn your posting behavior and trace down your posts by mere guessing, then learn about what you like and shit on what you like. and i am going to be ruthless with my ways.
Green shot speeds byMarine the RaccoonToo base for the nerdy eyeMarine the RaccoonMarineShe can really moveMarineShe's got an attitudeMarineShe's the hottest thing aliveLook out when she storms throughMarine the RaccoonDon't doubt what she can doMarine the RaccoonMarineShe can really moveMarineShe's got an attitudeMarineShe's the hottest thing aliveShe's the coldest thing aliveShe's the wettest thing alive
>This is the person who came out with Gadjet
TailsxVanilla is for momdomRails is for actual lovey dovey stuff.
>>567761523See >>567747986
>>567761880I shit on your favorite things
>>567761880Ok, Krack.
>>567761618From what i got no, but apparently he abstracts and YADA YADA YADA panic attack before he dies, a lot of insecurity and trauma, you know, the lgbt style. And 30 minutes of pomni crying over a dead body.The end, the is no explaination of all the questions left unanswered: >>>/co/153799679
>>567761875Ah yes, it was the laughing fiona right? Can you believe they explored nothing of the main overworld?
>>567760685Not even emulator? Man I guess now I have to add in a Sonic character to my island.
>>567761953>Came out with gadgetSo brave of those two...
>nothing maters>but at least i made gadjet
>>567762247>Did you want to know about the mysterious office door appearing at times? Fuck youWasn't this Ponmi unconsciously using the power of imagination to find an exit that didn't exist? Like some of these are true but this anon isn't very smart
>>567761096>PLAPLAPLAPLAP!!!!!!OUHHHHHHHHH MOBIANSSSSSS
>>567761953https://www.reddit.com/r/DoomerCircleJerk/comments/1ssr66v/i_cant_focus_on_sonic_the_hedgehog_because_the/>I just watched a video about how Shadow represents feminine body horror because uhh... his life was planned out for him before he was born? And that his new doom powers represent a woman's first period lmao>I’ve been hearing that we are on the verge of collapse for over 40 years.>Loves what dearly? Sonic? Like the video game?>Yeah... wow. If they were having trouble building fulfilling relationships or struggling economically because of the state of society, maybe I could understand or at least feel empathy for them. But struggling to find joy in a video game franchise? And the struggle is the result of the hyperbolic doomer narrative that they self inflict? Straight to the asylum.>Who tf you apologizing for? Your Twitter audience? What a joke lmfao
This is why I dont engage in any kind of media made after 2008. Least of all shows and movies.I get to laugh at autistic retards constantly getting cucked and demoralized while they slowly go insane because they don't want to accept that almost all media nowadays is meant to piss you off and demoralize you so you can freely advertise it on places like here They are the perfect example of why things won't ever get better. They're willful slaves. I hope whatever next show or anime or movie or whatever they get into ends horrible (it will) and forces them into rage posting again (it will). None of these people deserve to be happy, nor should they ever be able to unplug from the stressed of modernity.
>>567763219>the comparisons between Chris Chan and Krackmy sided lmao
>>567748816>retconIt's water because Marine is the opposite of Blaze. This isn't hard.
>>567763283
SilverxFiona
>>567763283Here's your media made before 2008, old man.
>>567760072
>>567763627>teen boy x gilfthe best type of ship
>>567762429It was you saying everyone is porn addicts.
>>567763130Yes but it's left on its own without without clarity so people were pissed.
>>567763219>NOOOOO MUH SHADOW TRANSFORMATIONS IS A METAPHOR FOR FEMALE PUBERTYKill Shitdowfags
>>567763561Look into your heart and see with your eyes. You know what I say is true.>>567763635Baste
>>567763426Imagine if this is how Krack looks like in real life
Old good new bad
>>567763283stop reminding me of the absolute state of things>>567763635sovl
>>567764064Her hands look like shit so it's quite possible
>>567763983Some of my favorite movies come from after 2008, and I have enjoyed some videogames from the last few years too. It's your problem if you want to be a old hound.
>>567764160unironically yes. these days new is slop
>>567764250I dont have mental meltdowns on a Korean basket weaving forum over scrimbly blimbos every 3-4 months
sega every 5 years or whatever>hey guys! remember when sonic was good? remember those days when you played sonic on the genesis and the dreamcast? that must have been fun!
>>567763926I don't remember, but /co/ is famous for going apeshit if i criticize the fan service, so i probably called based someone who called everyone a porn addict.
>>567763283I hate how meaningless and fake everything is now. I'm beginning to hate millennial just as much as I hate Boomers. At least the Boomers believed in things even if it was performative half the time. Millennials are all just crabs in a bucket trying to make everyone as depressed as they are. It's just as evil if not moreso.
>>567764563Nostalgia merchants.They'll keep referencing franchises for you to clap at but will never actually do anything with themYes I'm still waiting for a new Crazy Taxi
it's fire
>>567763840Remember the young sheldon spinoff that is literally just this and somehow they got away with it and normies love it
>>567764563>fire yuji Naka>after that, every 5 years, they try to keep milking money, ey making people remember the Yuji Nakaaka time on Sega
>>567764995You faggots will do anything to be contrarian. Why do you hate energy so much?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2fn7TDQtLI>vf6 looks like this>meanwhile sonic has been using the same shitty model for almost 20 yearsimagine if sega actually cared about sonic
>>567765195flame on
This heat is more oppresive than my father.
Question for (You), how much fanservice is too much fanservice?
Hey guys! remember when sonic was lame? that was like yesterday! and today! and tomorrow!
Tori: Let's begin at the dawn of recorded history with the 1st Great Civilization. We know almost nothing of these ancient beings. I would give anything to know who they were and what their technology could do!Tails: Well, you're in luck, because I was part of an adventure-Orbot: Oh, those guys! Turns out they were a bunch of waterkeks from the wiki. They came to Dark Horse to escape persecution and preserved their autism inside Encyclospeedia! But a couple of them stuck around and eventually turned into mobileslop! Aren't they so faggy?Tori: What the...?Tails: Um, technically he's got the basic facts right. Not the way I would have explained it, but...Tori: Miles, this could revolutionize our understanding of racoon energy! Oh, please tell me you documented everything thoroughly!Tails: Well, see, I was stuck in the sidelines, and didn't have access to the internal filenames.Tori: Oh, so the basis for your claims...Orbot: Just trust him, bro!Tori: ...Let's move on, shall we?Tails: You're ruining this for me.Tori: Tens of thousands of years later, the 2nd Great Civilization arose. They were known as the firegays, and they constructed underground lava ruins all around the globe. And yet the cultures that live around them today remember precious little about them. To think such a vast empire could be lost to the sands of time.Orbot: And to the core of the planet!Tori: Does he have a mute button?Tails: Again, he's technically right.Orbot: Indeed! Sonic and this fiery princess cat ventured underground to defeat an eggmech with a jeweled scepter!Tails: They did! And a racoon was there! It was epic! And, and she gave it her best shot!Tori: Miles, I know you go on wonderous, memorable adventures and see fantastic things. But what you're claiming, and I'm being kind here, stretches credulity.Tails: But it really happened! If you'll please just take a look at the screen, you'll-[A message saying "Ian KYS" appears on the monitor screen. Tails and Tori sigh.]
Is it confirmed? Is he actually dead or not?
Watch out for that government agent! It starts with jury duty, and zoning ordinances, and before you know it, boom! Our tax dollars are benefiting others! And not us!
If I was Ian, I would use this place to farm infinite lulz.
Surprisingly, Amy Rose is the most shipped character outside of Sonic and Shadow. This is despite the fact shr is the only character with pretty explicit oneitis ans is notably loud about it historically.What is it about Amy that makes her so shipped?
>>567765232VF5 was a fucking PS3 title, mind you. They only just took that step.
>>567761953>"Life sucks and I'm too depressed to enjoy my favorite things anymore.">"Haha, what a fucking loser, you're sad"Why do you keep posting this?
>>567766479I thought Tails was the most shipped character since he's literally shipped with everyone.
>>567766167>Our tax dollars are benefiting others! And not us!Sticks tried to warn U.S citizens about their country's relationship with Israel
>>567765514When it takes away from an important moment or unneccesarily changes the atmosphere.
>>567766479she is cute and nice and is not in a relationship
>>567766675nta but leftism probably
I like the idea of Wave getting hot and bothered whenever Tails starts explaining what he did to the Batlle Kukku army.
>>567766715actually it's more about illegal immigrants who get cool special loans to prop up our fake economy
>>567766690He isn't. Tailscels just talk about how many supposed love interests he has a lot because they are incels.
>>567764741>Yes I'm still waiting for a new Crazy TaxiDid you see?https://x.com/crazytaxi/status/2057522083706662957
Werehog bad so Unleashed bad
>>567764741>>567767152Hi Sega.
Assuming Duocuck is a pajeet, Espioyume and Krack could unironically beat the shit out of him 1v1 and that is hilarious to think about.
Bun!>>567754645Don't mind if I do.
>>567767152I'm ready to get hurt again
>>567767250You WISH Sega actually gave a shit about anything anyone here said or did. So do I.
>>567766479She's girly and pink, which makes her the ideal for women to self-insert into and for men to want. Rouge has the opposite problem where it's hard for women to self insert because she's confident, beautiful, and sexual which most women aren't, and men only want sex from Rouge. Self-inserters tend to want to make the character they want to date be happy with a fulfilling wholesome relationship and Rouge just cannot provide that mentally, unless you're the instagram type of man/woman who wants a drama filled life of ups and downs
I wish I knew what boobs felt like. Not even in a perverse way, I just wish I could hold and play with them and fall asleep while resting on them.I'll never have a gf. Best I can hope for is fake silicone shit. End my miserable life.
>>567767513Bags of sand, mate
>>567767564Idc what they feel like, I just want to feel the real thing.
>>567767152HuhSo they are going with itThey didnt axe it
>>567767347Buy an ad, Sega.
>>567766479First on the scene, cutest in the cast (by design), already one-sidedly canonically shipped with Sonic (most of the shipping is Sonamy, not just for her but out of the entire cast).>>567767479>Rouge has the opposite problem where it's hard for women to self insert because she's confident, beautiful, and sexual which most women aren't, and men only want sex from Rouge.Women LOVE Rouge. They're some of the people most upset by Ian's statement that she can't be cool because she has bat boobies, since a lot of them were impressed by the idea of a sexy, capable woman when they were younger, something they could aspire to be when they were older.
>>567767319RIP Dragofag
:(
>>567768386He was too based for us.
>>567768386FUCK
>>567768386Good, one step closer to this place dying.None of you fucks deserve anything.
>>567768386You can't make one that has any sort of charm or appeal with how the general has been for the last 2 years. The last sim wasn't entertaining at all.
>>567768386The only thing funny about the last one were all the hontails rape jokes and Tailsyume just stopped coming
>>567744773>The best Sonic fanfic hasn't been updated in 6 yearsWhy does this always happen to fics I like. I genuinely can't believe that 2020 was 6 years ago.
>>567769556>spoilergee, i was 13...
>>567769556You reminded me to check up on Sonic Pandora Au
>>567768386Eh, good things never lasts.At least i got recorded once 2 years ago.
>>567769680[Spoiler] Fucking grim [Spoiler]
>>567770069Ctrl + S newfren
>>567769710Is it dead? That's the one with Christmas Island and Aleena being a lesbian right.
[/spoilee]
>>567769302>The only thing funny about the last one were all the hontails rape jokes and Tailsyume just stopped comingI should reveal i was the one interacting with honeyrapefag, because it was too damn fun. I kind of miss that crazy beast.
[oile][/piler]
>>567770146I did do it right. I honestly have no idea what went wrong.
>>567767943>First on the scene, cutest in the cast (by design), already one-sidedly canonically shipped with Sonic (most of the shipping is Sonamy, not just for her but out of the entire cast).Amy has the most pairings even discounting Sonamy though not counting Sonic and Shadow.Sonic is the main character and Shadow is the second most popular and also the bad boy, so that's not a shock.Despite this Amy is paired with so many characters.>>567767479Plenty of women love Rouge, though I think what you said about sex is true. It's hard being a Rouge fan because the character gets reduced to just a sex object so frequently. Only time she doesn't is with Knuxouge and Shadouge.I think there is probably some truth to what you are saying but i dont think its a major factor.
>>567770431You didn't put in the /
>>567770431
>>567770461burger
Alirght I made Amy in Tomodatchi life. Gave her, her Dress She loved it btw and Now I'm going outfit her with Sonic Video games and try to give her a chao pet so she feels complete.I'll share some pics later. But it was shockingly not hard to make her, so I may convert more Sonic Characters over, but I'll miss my horror themed Mii's...
What is the "Akira Slide" of Sonic?
>>567771707"You're too slow"
>>567771707The Spindash
>>567771707Seaside Hill ZoneWas cool seeing it come back at first but now it's overdone.>but what about Green HillGreen Hill coming back was never cool
>>567771707The Dashspin
>>567771707In terms of being used in other media? A robot doppleganger like Metal Sonic
>>567771707I don't understand the question.
>>567771707Long Time No See
>Frontiers being rewritten.Oh no no no Ianbros!
You can make any image here and people will believe you
imagine a freedom fighters game. it will outsell sonic 2
>>567772562>3 positive sonic games in a rowwhat makes you think ian is not involved?
>>567773270Sonic Team must have forced him to rewrite the English script and that's good because no one wants to hear Amy say "I want to share my love with the world" and no one wants to hear Sonic tell Tails, "Those sure are words!"
>>567773270You're acting like Ian developed and directed those games himself.
>>567773039What information is Jewel hoping to glean from this?
>>567773608present day sonic team likes to stick to "the formula". that's how we keep getting boost shit
TLDR did I miss something
>>567773558It doesn't matter since it's fake anyway.
That hentai flash game where you play as Honey and pin Tails down to ride him
>>567772175>Green Hill coming back was never coolhttps://youtu.be/hhUC9nrYFu4Post-S3&K Jun could never get the Classic Sonic sound right.
>>567773861It really hit different in Sonic Adventure 2 because the entire vibe of that game clashes with Green Hill
>>567773727>>567756121
>>567773558I suspect all they are gonna do is retcon the chaos emeralds being from space and add a shadow campaign>new rewritten story!
>>567773861And even if you hate Green Hill, SA2 gets a pass because of the sheer amount of bullshit you need to do to even unlock it, whereas everything else basically shoves it in your face from the start.
Yes, i'd like to order another trans allegory topped with trauma and panic attacks... Oh and don't be shy with the quirky gags, pour it all.
>>567774275Are you ribbing on TADC
I boughted Bubsy 4D.
tadc is off topic bullshit
>>567774171I'm fed up with Iizuka's Shadow autism
>>567774401Get with the times anon, sonic is also like this just look at belle and soleil!We're all lame and gay now, surrender!
Krack won again.
Https://files.catbox.moe/zjjumc.pngHttps://files.catbox.moe/3h9amr.pngHttps://files.catbox.moe/tjq0i0v.pngAlright rate my Emi
>>567774636ShadowCHADs run the place now
>>567774171>a shadow campaignSorry, anon, it's Year of Amy next. We get a second playable Amy section.
>>567774737Https://files.catbox.moe/tjqi0v.png Fixed.
>>567774757Imagine if this Definitive Edition doesn't fix the horrendous fucking pop inI don't expect them to fix how awful all the Unreal Engine stock assets look, but surely the pop in is Issue #1
>>567774894wood
>>567774748he looks autistic
Water was confirmed though
>>567774171>>567774757but what about silver :(
>>567771707The Sonic Adventure 1 pose.
The Frontiers re-write is just an excuse to further erase Sticks.
Also good night.
>>567775084I hate that you're right. That WOULD be the first thing to go.
>>567775057This
>Sonic Frontiers is supposed to set the standards for 2020s Sonic>6 years into the 2020s and it is the only mainline Sonic game set after Sonic Forces
>They think Ian's writing is going to get redone by Sonic TeamSorry kiddos, it's actually going to have even more references to Tangle and Whisper
PLEASE EGGMAN I'LL DO ANYTHING! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT ON THE DEATH EGG!
>>567775185*tucks you in and kisses your forehead*
>>567775317He would say this
>>567775309The reality is any rewites are going to fix up the JP script while Ian makes the eng one worse since American and JP Sonic are two sperate things.American brandnic is best represented by Ian.He's what americans get because this is what they begged for. Now suffer or learn Japanese.
i like sonic frontiers story...
>>567774737cute
>>567775762Sure, same.
>>567775594The Japanese version is the superior version. At least it didn't remove Amy's love for Sonic and make Sonic say, "Well, that was a thing" and "Those sure are words". I want that English script to be very similar to the Japanese one
>>567775594story is still meh in japanese and i don't care if your favorite character does something. so i am in for gameplay. aka what matters the most in a game
>>567775762>Chaos is actually from a race of aliensMmmmm no.
>>567775359ok ok but do not get too affectiona-*snooooooooooores*
>>567775873I want BOTH! But I'll take gameplay first.Sadly I fucking hate open world so Frontiers does nothing for me
>Frontiers rewriteIf anything they'll just localize the JP script.
>>567775185
>>567775830>The superior version>Because of AmyCherry picking.
>>567775317What do you think of the idea of Eggman having his own villains? He's had collaborators turn on him at the last minute, but I think the closest thing to something like Starline was the D6.
>>567775185Where do you think you're going? I don't care about "labor laws" or your sleep schedule, thread quality is shit, and you can't leave until it gets better!
>>567776042Naugus
uuu Tangle I just tried going to burger king for comfort munchies and the evil fascist piece of shit chud red wolf working at the register said i wasnt allowed in the kids section anymore
>>567776347>all nighterAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>567776401This sounds like something that actually happened to someone who would genuinely say that.
>>567775067Next thing you know, Tikal gains 300 pounds from eating nothing but present day American food
>>567775876What else would the Chao be?
I Sonic love free like the he's wind
>>567774171Why would they retcon the emeralds being from Space? They just added it and it's cool.>>567773861Back when games had cool secrets. I remember people doubting it was real. It hit different back then when it was a secret completion reward.
>>567776005The Japanese scripts keep everyone in character and you already know Ian has a grudge against Amy of the core 4 characters
>>567776674Selbbircs...
>>567776589It did happen stop mocking my f*cking pain
>>567768386He's baiting right?
>>567776654Mysterious water babies from the magical world of Sonic like everything else?
>>567756121>rewritten storythey really want those ESG points huh?
>>567776654Who, and I mean this with all sincerity, gives a fuck?Not everything needs an explanation, which is my biggest complaint against Ian with his incessant need to do so at the series own expenseThe Chao are just Chao
>>567774737>>567774894This looks like the weird fake mobile game where she's crying in her room
>>567776674I would have sex with the wind
>>567776942Doubt it
>>567776963From the Magical world of Sonic you say, and how did they get to Earth?
>>5677561215 years for this? cool.
>>567776042I want to say Eggman Nega but they have a cycle of working with and turning against each other.
>>567777025Ancients look too much like Chaos to not connect them though. This is one of the times where it would be a detriment if they had no connection, especially since the Chaos Emeralds now come from Space alongside the Ancients.
>>567777325>Ancients look too much like Chaos to not connect them though.Then make them look like something else?????
>>567776690>Why would they retcon the emeralds being from Spaceit's retarded and doesn't make much sense. keeping in mind that>the master emerald controls the chaos emeralds>the master emerald led the ancients to earthnone of that was explained and i am note quite sure if they intend to explain later. feels like they went out of the way to tell a story
>>567776881They told you to get off the slide because you're too fucking fat.
Sonic Adventure doesn't work with two worlds. Like we know Angel Island is in Sonic's world. Does it exist in both? Are there 2 parallel Sonics? So fucking insane.
>>567756121>>567756768lorefags btfo
Sheep tits
>>567777705Nothing works with two worlds. Not a single thing about that theory actually lines up with any of the games that were ever made at any point in time. Or at least not since Adventure when we found out where the rest of the humans that weren't Eggman were the whole time.
>>567777521My theory is that the Master Emerald is native to the planet earth or arrived there from space earlier. I'm guessing the latter because it's more of a ripoff of Evangelion.
>>567777803sonic games stopped having lore in 2005
It's beyond words that you can still reply to this obviously fake screenshot
>>567777025>Not wanting to learn and understand more aobut Sonic's World.But really, it's kinda hard to get attached to things that "exist" just because. Even, Chaos has an origin as a mutated Chao.
sonic is so irrelevant he doesnt even have a fortnite crossover
>>567777521>it's retarded and doesn't make much sense. keeping in mind thatIt is neither retarded nor does it not make sense. We've had lots of hints over the years that they have extra terrestrial origins.Babylon garden's Key activates via the emeralds and the Black Arms were both aware of them and had access to Chaos Control.Plus Chaos literally looks like an alien.The Master Emerald always felt like an outlier in relation to the Chaos Emeralds. This lore about it being from Earth while the Chaos Emeralds are not actually makes even more sense. >>567777705>>567777869Two Worlds I suspect was always just a meme used to try and synergize with Sonic X. It's telling how much X has to BS itself just to accommodate the characters and plots from the era.
>>567778247Duo understands Sonurge
>>567778010Despair leads to delusion
you guys are getting this
>be me, Whisper>wake up at 3PM sad from traumatic experience I had in my dream>desire mcnuggies>lift my big beautiful 300lb body off the bed>crawl to door like inch worm>call for Tangle my lovely lesbian girlfriend>"y-yes dear?">she sounds like she's sobbing, stupid bitch doesn't she know I'M the one with the real problems?>"I WANT MCNUGGIES NOW!">"o-okay Whisper", she stutters nervously, when I'm the one who has social anxiety>I get into my booster seat and we drive to mcdonalds, I kick the back of tangle's seat for fun>get tangle to order me 10 Happy Meals>she looks at the ground and sheepishly says "But whisper, you're getting a little heavy. Maybe you should only have 6 Happy Meals.">stand on her feet and refuse to move until she complies>she cannot move and almost falls as she tries to pull her feet out from under mine>the lemur bitch begins to cry as she realizes I have trapped her, checkmate whore>tangle quietly agrees that big girls need 10 Happy Meals>while she is ordering I get on my hands and knees, she hands the packages of food to me>I grab the bags with my mouth and begin walking on all fours to the play area>I slowly crawl up the slide, barely fitting whilst letting out enormous amounts of gas>the children playing inside begin to run out for some reason>I sit in the center of the play gym and begin to have a picnic with my happy meal toys>I give each toy a bit of cheeseburger>I'm setting up a cool play story with my toys when a red wolf in glasses, apparently the mcdonalds manager, come into my play area>"Ma'am we have been getting complaints about an adult in the play area. You must be under 8 years old to use it.">I tell him to fuck off>he calls for backup and mcdonalds employees begin entering my play structure>push my back against the wall and start kicking them as they come towards me>all of the weight of the invasion plus my 300lb-self breaks the play structure>tangle starts crying again, stupid cunt
>>567778193>Not wanting to learn and understand more aobut Sonic's World.Sometimes, the mystery is more important than the answer.Let people theorise if they so wish, but when people like Ian are so dead-set on trying to explain or give backstory to every little detail, even when it's not needed or makes no sense, it ruins the intrigue.Especially in a series that has zero consistency and things can change on a whim.
>>567778235good
how high is his body count?
Oh no this ain't happenin'
I hate that modern classic Sonic is just baby modern sonic
>>567778335>Two Worlds I suspect was always just a meme used to try and synergize with Sonic X. It's telling how much X has to BS itself just to accommodate the characters and plots from the era.The movies are just a new Hollywood version of X.
>>5677788130. when you were partying he was practicing the sword
>>567778679>it goes against my headcanon so it's bad.You need something to work with for the imagination to be able to go places.
Sonurge shippers are the male equivalent of Shadamy shippers. They just want to self-insert as Sonic and pretend they turned the bad girl good
>>567778953That's... what I said?Are you okay?
>>567779050You hate Surge.
>>567778813>demons from hell with no soulunimaginable>living peoplecouldn't kill a butterfly, but he'd definitely beat one up because it looked at him weird
>>567779050couplefags are gay
omg why do you care about a blue hedgehog and his sex lifearchie and comics ruined sonic
>>567779050Pretty much.
I honestly don't know what to think that we are getting a rewrite of the same game 3 times
>rewritten storyHow are they going to make an already dogshit story even worse
>>567778813How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?
>>567779364No, female characters ruined sonic
Hmmmm
>>567779194I don't hate Surge. I'm just not a male yume. Simple.
duo melty
>>567757492
Imagine if Sonic Lost World, or 2006 got a rewritten story too. I'm sure a bunch of jokers will be pissed about the first because of the voice actors, but I wonder if they can somehow fix that mess.
>be me, Whisper>decide today is the day I decolonize the local target>drag Tangle with me in her beat up honda>fill 3 carts with plushies and snacks for necessary emotional regulation >cashier says we hit the card limit>I shove everything off the nearest counter >lay down in the aisle blocking everyone>Tangle is apologizing to the manager while trying to pull me up, stupid cunt>the manager is a red wolf, clearly a straight white male. he tells me to leave>I call him a fascist and start recording on my cracked iphone from the aisle where my beautiful plus sized body lays in protest
YOUR BRAINS ARE THE SIZE OF PEANUTS
>>567778678>be me, WhisperFinally
>>567757632You'd be knocked unconscious before you even realized you'd fucked up.
>>567780160anon, nobody thought that email was real
>>567780160Ok but imagine how funny it would be if the next mainline Sonic game was just a re-release
>>567780160Yes, anon, we know. Someone already pointed out the timestamp on the fake email almost as soon as it was posted.
>>567780160fake screen
>>567780138How many sonurge images do you have that aren't yours if you sya less than 69 you are a fake fan.
>>567780119Pics when?
>>567779695/thread
>>567780279>>56778032925 posts blaming Ian tell a different story
>>567780279If only it had been. I would've been relieved that Ian's slop of a script was rewritten to make be more faithful to the Japanese one
>>567780043there isn't much to fix in Lost world, the story is just boring
Sonic's dick gets shredded by these.
>>567780594Teeth aren't jagged enough
>>567780579Holy delusion
>>567777831Fuck she's fine.
What is the point
>>567780645>samefag
Not this shit again
>>567780534I don't even know if you can "fix" a story, as Sonic Generations rewrite is just more of the same. I did appreciate Shadow Generations just for providing a different pov during a major event, I think thats a big appeal for me regarding the plot of Adventure, Heroes, and 06; Sonic's story is boring, but the side character is more interesting.
>>567780594
>>567780160It was a pretty well done leak you have to admit
>>567780508There's a lot of shitposting and probably one or two gullible retards. I've been doing some of the shitposting.
Are there any semi-tropey personalities or aesthetics you think are missing from Sonic that you'd like to see?
How can you hate this?
>IM SO FUCKING CREATIVE BECAUSE I HATE WOMEN
>>567781261I suppose you mean archetypes, right? Ummm, I wonder what a "shy girl" like Hinata would be like in Sonic, I guess? Unless I'm forgetting someone.
>>567781261Yeah, Amy's personality is missing. I'd like to see it come back.
>>567781315pretty easy it's looks like gay anime shit
>>567780902I think Sonic's story in SA2 and Heroes is enjoyable. 06 is better than SA1 but it mostly comes down to how invested you let yourself get into Elise as a character.
>>567781315I don't
>>567780785Annie, are you okay? (I don't know)Will you tell us that you're okay? (I don't know)There's a sign at the window (I don't know)That he struck you, a crescendo, Annie (I don't know)He came into your apartment (I don't know)Left the bloodstains on the carpet (I don't know why, baby)And then you ran into the bedroom (Help me)You were struck down, it was your doom, Annie (Doggone it)
The guy who accuses other people of spamming has dumped like 15 sonurge pics in a row
Sonic bangs this btw
>>567781261Hajidere since I'm a huge Hinafag.
>>567781750No he has standards
>>567781447Elise is like Big and Marine that people didn't get them as the time and are more recently coming around to her, I think she is the best love interest Sonic has ever had
>>567781643That's duo for ya
>>567781643Everyone loves Sonurge
>>567781425I'm okay with what they are doing with Amy in Frontiers in principle, I just don't like what they are doing with her character-wise. I want some of that spunk and energy back.Amy shouldn't be "responsible" or "level headed". She's a spontaneous girl that and a mood maker.
>>567781901Yepp
>>567781830I wouldn't go that far but I've definitely come around to her. I like how they play up the sort of tragedy of the fact she knows she can't be with him, and accepts it even though it hurts.
I think you're low IQ if you don't like Sonurge and if you think Surge can't love Sonic when she's literally forced to hate him. Obviously the true conclusion of her writing development and story arc is if she overcomes what Starline did to her and lives freely.
What if I spammed Shadamy under your every post Duo, hmmWhat would you say about that
Replace surge in this fanart with shadow in your head and its just the average sonadowfujo fanart
>>567781993Amy being responsible and level headed is only a character change that appears in the English version. The Japanese version doesn't do that. The problem is solely on SOA's part. They're also the ones removing her love for Sonic
>>567781993Yeah, I was actually excited after playing the game about the prospect of maybe sending Amy, Tails, and Knuckles off on individual adventures where they could do like shorter games for all of them with some character development and then have them all come back together for the next main game, but really they just haven't done shit and they're probably never going to address the idea that everyone said they were going to go off solo for a bit. And Amy really needs to stop being the mom in the group, that's the complete opposite of her character and I don't know why that's what Ian settled on.
If Sonic is "the wind" is Elise "the Sol" (sun)?
>>567782482Sure, why not.
>>567782461>And Amy really needs to stop being the mom in the group, that's the complete opposite of her character and I don't know why that's what Ian settled on.Boomfags
>>567782461literally because of people praising boom amy for "not being annoying"
>Amy discourse againI'm out. See you guys in therapy.
>>567782539It's not even the bestie, bestieragebaiter, but the fact that Surge and Kit's characters irrevocably changed for the worse, with no hope of coming back.
>Amy intercourse again
>Amy course
>>567782659>>567782741...Yeah, I guess. I like Boom for what it is, but the damage it's done to the characters is irreversible at this point, isn't it?>>567782781Sorry, anon. What did YOU want to argue about?
>>567782659>>567782741And because Ian Flynn wants Amy to behave like Sally since he has an unhealthy attachment to Sonic SatAm and Archie and hates female characters that aren't kickbutt
>Amy again
>>567782248IDW will end with Sonic and Surge fighting, but not as enemies, just for fun, because they love each other.
I'm not even against the idea of Amy "maturing", but the way people use it comes off as just an excuse for rewriting her as the level headed responsible one on the group.If you're gonna mature the character, give me a mature version of the character rather than replacing them with a generic idea of what "mature girl" means.
You know, people never talk about how Boom Amy is an actual example of a tsundere. She has a crush on Sonic but doesn't want him to know and pretends to look down on him.
Understand understand!!
>>567783010The least he could have done was show it instead of just bodyswapping her with some kind of lobotomized version and pretending it was something that happened naturally.
Sonurge is Shadamy for boys
I'm starting to sense who this person bringing out Amy is. I'll see myself out, for I know I'm talking to a wall.
>>567782461I wasn't excited for that at all. "Character development" in Frontiers is just a justification for OOC. And I knew they weren't going to make individual games for those lines. I want the characters to have adventures on their own, but they don't need to say it the way they do it in Frontiers.
>>567782656
>>567782996Sally was literally incapable of fighting without some kind of tech in satam
>>567783070>pretends to look down on him.She's mostly just got that "Boys can be so dumb" attitude, but I wouldn't say she does that at all.
>>567783196
Are you woomy-pilled?
Someone from /sthg/ named a canon character.
>>567782996>Ian Flynn wants Amy to behave like SallyThis is just a forced meme by Sallyfags imo. I don't think Ian was thinking that at all. I think the reason he stuck Amy behind the desk job was just to get knuckles out of it and he dumped it on Amy because he didn't really care about her.Early on, people in his discord and inner circle all convinced him that Amy acts like Boom Amy now in canon, which Ian was like "oh really now!" So it's not even really Ian's fault completely. It's Boomfags in his audience's fault.That said, Amy has been toned down since Lost World in response to people complaining about her.
Boys can be so smart ^-^
>>567783087https://youtu.be/4V4IEV8l-gA
>>567783482How can I make love to her?
Sally's character in satam>Bossy>Flirty >inventorNu Amy is not these things and neither is Lanolin. Rebel Rouge is one of these things.
>>567766479>The love interest girlfriend character is the most shipped>This is somehow a surprise.
>>567783723I mean even outside of Sonamy, anon.
>>567783801>This is somehow a surprise
>>567783801Yeah, and?Amy is made for shipping.
So in the Sonic fandom sexualizing Amy or Tikal will get you in hot water but in other fandoms the characters can be literal humans with obvious ages and sexualizing them is fine
>>567783189>"Character development" in Frontiers is just a justification for OOCIan Flynn himself admitted that he wrote Amy the way he did in the English version because he wanted her to move on from Sonic. That's obviously OOC. He has an agenda>>567783401I'm not going to excuse Ian Flynn like that. I also the fact that people have repeatedly told him that they don't want him to write Amy with her Boom personality but he refuses to listen because he hates Amy's true personality. He hates female characters that aren't kickbutt. Don't be fooled by his false humility and him feigning ignorance on his podcast.
Evan made sure Surge could never be interesting.Imagine if she had a shadow moment but instead of putting the past behind she threw out her past entirely living the life she has now.So even if you wanted to redeem her they did it in the most fucking boring way possible, at least give her an actual arc to work through.And people say this shit is good.Sonurge exists as proof she has nothing to offer beyond shipping bait. People like her for her design and not what she offers, you never see anyone actually talk about who Surge is, she is actually worthless shit on the sole of Sonic's shoe.
>>567783980 (me)*There's also the fact that
We're getting something this summer, r-right guys?
I wonder if “haha I’m gonna make the American Sonic character fat as fuck” is part of the thought process behind FatSally, or if it’s purely fat fetishism
>>567783980But Amy IS Kick-butt.
I'm no weeb but I swear there's PLENTY of anime that do that trope where a girl is just pretending to hate the guy
>>567783980I'm not familiar with Ian's writing outside of Frontiers and early IDW, but my impression is that his understanding of character development is to decide on a completely different characterization and ambition as the destination, and then work his way backwards to justify how a character is becoming or being replaced with this new character. My understanding of character development is the complete opposite: taking the character traits that exist and exploring their meaning, without deliberately trying to introduce changes
>>567778679That may work for game, but it's because the series has zero consistency from ST that makes people like Ian, who are tasked with adapting Sonic, to come in and try to establish consistency for other mediums. If ST had properly locked in an origin and introduction for the Chao in SA1, they wouldn't be aliens today.
>>567784270Making agressive love with this creature while she calls me a government spy sent to keep silent by making her a mother, but she'll never go sliently and spread the word to our many kids will be having.
>>567784337And surge isn't one of them fuck off
>>567784256I'm placing the burden on Sonic Team to finally give us an announcement on the next mainline game because I'm tired of waiting
There's nothing wrong with this.
>>567784367>My understanding of character development is the complete opposite: taking the character traits that exist and exploring their meaning, without deliberately trying to introduce changesSame. Ian has this backwards way of writing in general where he just thinks about how to justify changes for outcomes rather than asking what makes sense as a direction for the character.
>>567784337>not a weeb>Anon said on the weeb board talking about Japanese productOkay weeb.
>>567783975>will get you in hot water
>>567783685Tell her she's very pretty and ask her out for coffee.
Does Chronicle Surge have a more standard outfit or is it just the ballroom looking dress?
What do you do, when your peers care so much about a topic you have no interest whatsoever?
>>567784489>If ST had properly locked in an origin and introduction for the Chao in SA1, they wouldn't be aliens today.I doubt this. The original idea was just that they were prehistoric water baby creatures that need clean water to survive and the Emeralds were used to provide this for them. That itself IS an origin. The expansion on them being aliens is just that. an expansion, and I imagine it is because their connection to the emeralds and Chaos made it so not tying them to the origins of the emeralds felt "wrong".
>>567784750She blushed but politely refused. I don't think she's that into human men.
>>567784256Frontiers was "announced" in 2021 with a nothing teaser, then in December 2021 in-game footage was shown for the first time without showing any gameplay. The first time we started seeing Frontiers gameplay for real was the third TEASER on May 31, 2022. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS9YAiD9EP8Then the game released later that year. This was an era where no Sonic games were releasing, so they had to make multiple Frontiers teasers to let us know the game was in developmentIt's still possible for a new game to be announced soon and released this year
>>567783975Sexualizing Gwen or Raven is common, but inside the fandoms you will find people who want nothing to do with that. Same as Sonic.
>>567784805Find a way to change the subject.
>>567784946Okay, plan B. Tell her you'll be back in five minutes and if she wants you to bend her over the desk and fuck her until she can't walk straight that she just needs to leave the door unlocked.
>>567783975I actually hate what they did to Gwen in alien force, making her the level headed responsible one now dating the bad boy with a car. She was more of a smarmy know-it-all originally. I woulda liked more of that. If they were gonna pair her with Kevin, at least make her build up to it with her being dismissive of him at first.AF Gwen is so boring.
>>567785117Well, my pal was asking me what would happen if Marvel and DC fused, something I'm not interested at all in discussing. What ifs this, what if that, and he calls it a "thought exercise" (it's fanfiction, be real). In Sonic, all I see is discourse of how these characters supposedly are, and have heard it for the last 13 years. It's tiresome having to deal with some weirdo who was the only person in the room who didn't dislike X character and now has to act like some real injustice was done, when the truth is people just didn't like a cartoon character for children. Amy is this case, all this discourse and whinning over who she is is tiresome, to the point some joker in this site made a 3 paragraphs essay of how Amy is not sincere with who she is that was the peak of pretentiousness.
>>567785310Based and I think she might be considering it.
>>567785356Alien Force was a Shadamy fanfic
>>567784954I think the game is actually going to be released in 2027 as a tie-in for Sonic Movie 4. It wouldn't make sense for Sonic Team to release it this year and then release an Amy-centered game in 2027. That's not what happened with 2024 Year of Shadow
His game is only 15 levels long btw....Sonic Lost World is 28 levels.
>>567785462Good luck, anon. Remember the aftercare. That's how you keep her.
>>567785504So that's why Kevin was the best character? Holy fuck... Shadamy NEEDS to be canon!
>>567785454Yeah, that shit won't ever happen. But even if it did, nothing would change, each side would still write their own shit, probably just swap artists if anything. As for the Amy stuff, cool story bro.
>>567785605>>567785462>>567785310>>567784946Beetle boobies, really make me harder than any jewel...
>>567785629Kevin is written like Shadow in Shadamy fanfics, not Shadow himself.Yes, that's why he's the best character.
>>567785629Kevin was used poorly in Ben 10 OG outside of the original episode even though he was always a good idea for a character. AF Kevin just benefits from actually being used. He works great as a defacto rival/lancer character and OG just didn't use him.
>>567785874Kit is American though
Shoving my cock into Kit and peeing inside him.
>>567785850
>>567785959
>>567785454>if Marvel and DC fusedThe only way I would entertain this is if Marvel escaped the clutches of Disney in ths process.
>>567785454so what Sonic related things so do you care about?Also Marvel and DC did fuse, it was called Amalgam Comics.
>>567785550Movie 4 isn't really releasing in 2027 though, it's releasing in March 2027. It will be heavily advertized around November and December, which is the time video games sell the most. A tie in game would have to come out around that time, a few months before the movie. Not 8 months after the movie stopped being in theaters, and normies have watched and forgotten about it
>>567785454>my pal was asking me what would happen if Marvel and DC fusedWe already did that in the 90s.
>>567786087
>>567786107That's better!
>>567786087I need the beach collage.
Wanna hear a guy yap about sonic for 1hour? Here's my fair and detailed thoughts on the worst sonic idw arc Watch on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-csKnfGR7k
Why does Claire the howler monkey have separated monkey nostrils but the background npc monkey has a black dot nose.
>>567786107Tails is Latano though.
>>567786107kit with an america shirt does things to me, i dunno why
>>567786370https://litter.catbox.moe/1g7qes.jpg
>>567786393I'll watch the video with your faggy voice.
>>567786418Because Claire is a howler monkey and the background monkey is a different kind of monkey
>>567786129Maybe Amy will get her own game like Princess Peach Showtime and Legend of Zelda Echoes of Wisdom.
>>567786606That's the good shit. Thanks, anon.
>>567786418Because that's a inkajou!
>>567786393>AdvertisingI excuse it! If you post a cute Amy.
>>567786129That's a fair point. There's also a rumor going around that the next mainline game is going to come out in November 2026
>>567786649Lovely sideboob.
>>567786735What's the rumor?
>>567786470Colas...
>>567786786Allegedly, the next mainline game will come out in November 2026. However, it's hard to tell how true this is. It's just speculation and a rumor
I never lose my confidence
>>567787032I mean, where is this info coming from?
>>567786705Here ya go, love this pose haha
>>567786393>I like Nite and DonFAGGGGOOOOT, stop advertising
*smooch*
>>567778247
>>567787093I think I saw it on Twitter
>>567787032I mean October/November is usually when they release stuff and they've hit that period every year for a while now (Frontiers, Superstars, Shadow Gens, CrossWorlds was a few days off) so that barely even qualifies as a rumor except that it could be the next mainline game. They're most likely going to release SOMETHING in October or November.
>>567786418They were made by different artist with different intents. Also, according to Min Ho Kim, that BG monkey was based on a design for an unrelated project he was working on at the time.
>>567787223Okay, but Surge is a tsundere.
He actually selfinerts as surge. Surge reminds him of himself and his tsundere love for krack.
>>567787102All is forgiven.
>>567786649I suspect it will also be the game where Sonic and Amy become a couple
>>567787223yes because women are inferior
>>567786470Statistically, it may be likelier that the Game Gear version was released earlier that month in Europe somewhere, but we don't know which country... not the UK, because that was Sonic Twosday... Sonic Jam had the release date of Sonic CD from Germany instead of the UK listed under "Europe" so maybe it's the Germab date? Could Tails be a Kraut?
>>567786393>StarlineYou are cute and gay.
>>567786393why are you black
>>567787498Are there any other sthg romantic dynamics I should be aware of? Duo crushing on her sounds gross.
>>567787291That's a very good catch. That game better deliver after all the wait
Blaze=FireMarine= WaterSimple 'as
>>567787610>Blonde>Blue Eyes>Maybe German
>>567787998Silver=Air
>>567786393you are very very gay
>>567786470Ayayayay! >>567788006His Argentinian grandfather doesn't like talking about his past...
I think /sthg/ is just gay in general.I come to the mansion and anons all hump me.
>>567788541I'm not gay I just forget I like women sometimes
*air shoes thrusters turn on*
>>567788541This thing makes me feel horny in ways I thought not possible.
<3
>>567788790Amy has air shoes??Does that mean Amy's rings are inhibitor rings!Amy can't be that powerful!
>>567788919Jerboas don't even look real. They look like cartoon things.
>>567788813>Tangle be all like
>>567789042Any new details on raising these things? I've heard they pee on things they like. Massive shame they're cute as hell.
>>567789196>>567789196>>567789196
>>567789138Tangle isn't attracted to males
>>567789245She bi.Whisper is lesbian.
>>567789245She's gotta be mildly bisexual.
>>567750978>Cucker and the cucked
>>567749247>All fox'd.Only in shitty self insert headcanons of a delusional poster that doesn't get any females>RougeShe just teases him, tricking for information>HoneyTeasing for fashion for others, otherwise beats him up and that's it>CreamFriends>BunnieBig Sister to him, only loves Antoine>MinaIn an AU 30 years from then.>SonicOnly sees him as a brother.>BarbyShe prefers two inch platypus dong over 1 inch micro fox dick>ZooeyMaybe.>VanillaFucks with vector>BlazeFriend, and she likes hedgehogs>MorainWas more impressed with Knuckles strength that exposed Tails the liar and she knew tails was the eternal sidekick in the end.>Li MoonMaybe, but they barely know eachother>BelleFriends>SticksOnly loves herself>AriemOnly loves Knuckles cock>CosmoYes, but is in question since it may have all been love potions by Amy meant for Sonic.>MaddieMom that doesn't swing that way>WaveRivals>FionaShe cucked Tails hard multiple times for Sonic and Scourge>CarrotiaEnemies>PerciStrong maybe>MarineFriends>Alicia (Anti-Sally)Enemies>TangleFriends>SaraShe's riding knuckles' dick. She even smooched knuckles directly before multiple times. She also likes Sonic more than Tails.>MariaNope only with Shadow. Also dead and she doesn't know him.>RosemaryHis Mother, you reaching faggot.>SallyAnother big sister/aunt>Various human womenHumans and toddlers in sonic x thinking tails is "fluffy" or a stuffed animal isn't romance or a sex invitation.You get around 3 and they aren't even canon
tailspedos are delusional
Scourge won. Fiona won. Tails the shit lost.
