Previous: >>567751161>WHAT IS HELLDIVERS 2?HELLDIVERS 2 is a 2024 crossplay, co-op, squad-based, PvE 3rd person shooter for PC, PS5 and XBox Series X/S where players fight against hordes of alien insects, robots and squids to Spread Democracy™. Players wage war on contested planets, each with a different biome, completing as many objectives as possible in a procedurally generated level while constrained by a time limit. With enough successful missions, a planet can be defended or liberated, and the player base must combine their efforts as much as possible to Liberate™ the galaxy.https://store.steampowered.com/app/553850/HELLDIVERS_2/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers-2/https://www.xbox.com/en-us/games/store/helldivers-2/9mx9wn9dfpgt>WHAT ABOUT THE FIRST HELLDIVERS GAME?Released in 2015 for PC, PS3/4 and PS Vita, the original HELLDIVERS is a shared screen top-down shooter in the same setting. Its mechanics were based primarily on Arrowhead's first game, Magicka.https://store.steampowered.com/app/394510/HELLDIVERS_Dive_Harder_Edition/https://www.playstation.com/en-us/games/helldivers/>LOBBY HOSTINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/83ixkr.png (embed)>MODDINGhttps://files.catbox.moe/c81ogo.png (embed)>INFORMATION RESOURCEShttps://helldivers.wiki.gg/https://helldiverscompanion.com/https://democracy-hub.nethttps://helldive.live>MAJOR NEWSApr 28 Summer Forest Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro0Mmov8JagMay 06 Oasis Biome https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2UKVco45VEMay 21 Upscaling Support https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/666114279352566049May 21 Warhammer 40k Legendary Warbond Announcement https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRQi00kCST8>LATEST PATCHESApr 14 1.006.102 (PS5 Low Energy Mode and XBox fixes)Apr 28 1.006.202 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/553850/view/541136853162525650May 19 Wwise Audio Fix
First for knights!
The lumberer would be alright vs the squids if they would FUCKING FIX THE DAMN FLAMETHROWER.
leandivers owe me sex
I am excited for the 40kbond
Yooo new spot.>lets you toss red stratagems down, but blue ones bounce indefinitelyLame.
War hammer?Uh yeah we already got one
>>567817873that's a bit too close to generators for comfort anon
>>567817756Agreed.
Yup, CGW won
>>567817951are you a leandiver?
https://youtu.be/o00iTgJ50kA?si=bAyLNx3w16q26cpj
>>567817873Back view.>>567817938That's okay, there's a lot of room to move around up here.
>ATTENTION HELLDIVERS, we're shipping out a whopping THREE changes for optimization... by the end of the month. Maybe.>ALSO THERE WILL BE A W40K Crossover. Soon. Perhaps. Hopefully.They're REALLY scrapping the barrel aren't them?
>>567818028Why can't the actual game be like this instead of the boring subfaction shit. Or better yet, just let us play around with the enemy modifiers instead of just the difficulty.
>>567817873>>567818106I think some of these rock formations are randomly generated, are you sure they will be there every time?
>>567818246You think you know better than Joel and Udit's perfectly managed war? Sounds like bacon flavored apples.
>>567818028i hope this mod slowly fucking kills the game once and for all.
>>567818246>Why can't the actual game be like this instead of the boring subfaction shit.it tanks performance
>>567818196>reveal more information>later in the yearThis company bro
>>567817873It's also really lame and gay how AH doesn't like letting you use elevated positions.>>567818262I wouldn't know. To be honest, I just got knocked up here by a tank exploding near me.
I am not american, what the fuck do "bacon flavored apples" even mean?
>>567818487>I just got knocked upcongratulations
>>567818518it's a cope excuse the AH ceo used when arguing against transmog
Is the 40k collab warbond paid only?
>>567818518Its an autistic Swedish term coined by its main developer pilstadt or whatever to explain why transmog isn't in the game.Basically, when you eat an apple, you don't want it to taste like bacon. Or so according to he.
>>567818703of course it is, 1500 super credits (no sc in return inside)
>>567818709Apple smoked bacon is a famously delicious meatSwedes eat eels and slime
My money is on a lasgun>shoots bursts of beams like the trident>long range>light pen>high fire rate but small heatsinks, better suited for marksmanshipAlso backpack version like a lascanon>backpack reloads slowly>no replacement heatsink, just a slowly recharging ammo optionThe armour perk will likely be something like "ignore the effects of injured arms and legs"
>there are non-americans browsing this very thread as we speakDreadful...
>>567818703Legendary, so 1500 SC with no 300 SC rebate. Grind or pay up chuddie
>>567818709>its main developer pilstadt or whateverjust say pileofshit anon it sounds better and easier to memorize
>there are Slovenian femboys prowling this thread for e-boyfriends as we speakQUICK, POST A LOBBY, NOW!
>>567818890>coomerslop
Thinking about it, there is really a lot they could take from 40k militarum equipment and make work here. Would we really expect a LEGENDARY warbond of a "normal" size for such a big name collaboration? Halo's battle rifle was excluded because we already had a battle rifle at home, intentionally so, but there's only so many equivalents for 40k equipment. The most 1:1 item is the primary flamer. If they want to sell an expensive warbond, or TWO warbonds, it is very much within their grasp here with lots to choose from.>"conventional" / Kantrael pattern lasgun, Accatran lasgunPrimary Talons, not a role that currently exists. Up in the air how they handle the Accatran pattern because while Darktide makes it the rapid fire one it is supposed to be a high power output model.>long lasEnergy sniper rifle, only one exists and it's a very awkward to use plasma type.>melta gunUnique anti armor, no equivalent>plasma gun, pistolDifferent enough style of plasma weapon, being dangerous to user tickles the Swede's fancy>various one handed and two handed melee weaponsThis collab could not have happened before melee was implemented proper.>hellgunNow that backpack ranged weapons exist this can be implemented. Heavy pen toggle in exchange for more ammo consumption (and heat problems?)>boltgun, bolt pistolThis one is a problem because I can't see a boltgun implemented properly not simply obsoleting the Dominator and making it extra clear how the latter is so inferior to the former.>krak grenades, melta bombsObsoletes thermite, overkill version of C4>multi laser turret>servo-skull (non backpack guard dog) (a special function grenade slot?)>lascannon emplacement>grav chute backpack>all the usual vehicle paint cosmeticsOnly thing I can't think of anything unique for is the armor. There's nothing special about the armor of guardsmen of any rank, and a refractor field is just an invisible version of the shield backpack.
>>567818890made for violent proneboning pelvic pistoning
>>567818943no, I am the Slovenian femboy you are talking about >:3
>>567818879Good thing I'm already at 900. I was at 1400 because I wanted to buy the halo one, but then I thought some armour instead.
>>567818804Dud half of this general is esl's. How come no one uses voip, huh?
>>567818792Since both swedes and geedubs are very autistic about representing things right (except when it fucks the player) I bet it'll be 50 round magazines instead of heat sinks. And the backpack support weapon version (either hellgun or its big brother the hot shot volley gun) would be more like a laser maxigun. 40k lasers use rechargeable power packs.
If we get the iconic warhammer man armor itll look small and silly like when Fortnite adds The Hulk and hes the same height as Hatsune Miku
>>567819257im ESL but i dont talk because any sane person would inmstantly disable mic with the amount of consolefags playing with an open mic. dont wanna hear a fucking baby crying in the background or someone chewing shit with an open mouthSo why talk when most people have it muted anyways?
>>567819342We are definitely not getting Space Marine stuff, it will clearly be an Imperial Guard (regular human army) focused warbond.
>>567818879Wait there's no SC rebates in 1500SC warbonds?t. cheated SC in so I don't even remember
>>567819489Im not a Warhammer fan but itll be sad if we get the basic ground troop guys. Everyone and their mom knows the big armor fellas.Halo had the excuse of lil ODSTs being iconic on their ownRest easy WH40K fans
>>567819457>Still spamming
>>567819257I don't use voice in /hdg/ lobbies because it is simply not needed as most of us know how the game works and communication is simply not needed. We communicate in pings.I do use voice on pubs because sometimes you need to lead those little autistic pubshitters as they are simply clueless.
>>567819815Thx
>>567819257I'll use it when they release the modmic wireless 2. I'm not buying a mic until then
>>567819608Space marines hog all the spotlight, other armies need some attention anyways.
>>567819425>>567819842>playing with pubbies>not being the host>crossplay onCouldn't be meVoip could be very kino....
What if we get a plasma gun and its basically the eruptor + purifier?
>>567819084>Only thing I can't think of anything unique for is the armor.Passive could be just more reinforcement budget for normal gaurd and commissar armor makes friendly fire kills not count towards reinforcements. The one thing imperial gaurd has is numbers, so that's probably the thing to focus on. The commissar one could get annoying though with pubs.
>>567820264i didnt need it anyways, everytime i played with /hdg/ they play well enough to not need any sort of comms, pings are enough as the other anon said.pubs i dont play anymore since i uninstalled this garbage months ago.
>>567818750>>567818879ok ty
>>567820383Krieg armor (light) will give more melee damage and reduce stamina usage the lower health you are.Kasrkin armor (heavy) will give more grenades and support weapon ammo (including belt-feds)Elysian armor (medium) will allow you to not ragdoll after jumping/diving and greatly reduces fall damage
>>567818028I don't like playing solo.
>>567820674cgwxe/xim/xisters...our response???
>>567819084>plasma pistolThis would have to be one that is basically a pocket epoch without being "the loyalist but also it explodes">bolt pistolThis would basically be the veto with better durable damage wouldn't it? I don't even know how it would be different otherwise>meltaIf this is the version that shoots. a big wave like a shotgun, I could see it work.If it is the version that shoots a constant stream it could be a backpack version of the laser cannon with low dps but AP5.>grav chute backpackApart from it having very niche applications apart from disabling fall damage, I like this one.>grenadesHave none of you considered vortex grenades yet? Pulls in enemies and kills the ones closest to it.Some of my ideas:>vindicate rifleSniper rifle with a lock on feature>combi weaponsWe already have some and WH40k is full of them. Melta, plasma, grenade launcher, boltgun/dominator, flamer, chainsaw bayonets (maybe theyre saving that last one for the gears of war crossover) the sky's the limit.
>>567818804I can assure you I would quickly, QUICKLY become your best friend if you gave me the chance
LEMME LAND IN THE HIVELORD MOUTH ILL TAKE EM DOWN
>>567820782Vortex grenades are a bit much considering they work by opening an unpredictable portal to the murder rape shit cum dimension.
I pray they don't implement any bolters because there is no way they could do it justice without being an absolute godmode weapon. I think the whole collab is stupid because both games operate on such vastly different power levels. Helldiver weapons are meant to take down rusting toasters and have a 50% of killing you when you fire it. Warhammer weapons are meant to take down hulk-sized monsters with the strength of titans, in the billions.
>>567820264>open microphone enabled>pubs>D7>MO planet>all players in mission under lvl 80>crossplay onVery comfy experiences most of the time especially when some kid actually starts following your orders and sticks together.I imagine they have a fun time as well, most seem to be happy that someone else is using the microphone as well.Who else wholesomediving here?
>>567820996They could do something like a bolt pistol with a very restricted mag count.
>>567820810you've got exactly one post to make your case
>>567820946I did that a few times, your helldiver gets instantly killed as soon as the exit animation stops...>muh grunt fantasy
>>567821190well no because it should still have lock on (better than what AH can design), anti tank and basically oneshot anything but maybe a vox (since the pilot isnt a weak point lmao)there is obviously no way we're getting that so whatever we do get will be an absolute insult to the 40k universe.lasguns can work though.
>>567820987We're doing an illuminate MO right now and they have that weird freaky hole in the galaxy map.Also, the other crossover warbonds so far have been recon textual sized within the confines of the universe anyway.
>>567821250I mean if you land inside a giant monster you'd die tooI just want to kill it by lodging my pod down its throatDemocratic sacrifice
>>567820810I don't want to be friends with non-americans.>>567821227Shut the fuck up.
>>567820674>scan cross faction planet>she/her lobby>play the game because i'm not a whiny faggot
>>567821458>she>her
>>567821139>roll random SOS on D4-D7>crossplay on>teamkilled on drop>pic relatedthis or kino every time, flip a coin
>>567821139>6 sub objective PO>1 left>dont wanna think>D6 bugs phact bay>everyone sub lvl 60>bring all my fun shit>they have meta strats>no one dies>have a blast
>>567821395>they have that weird freaky holeNeed me that illuminussy
>>567821227I can't help to roll my R whenever I say nigger, I can solo every level 10 mission except raise the flag (sometimes I can solo a flag), and I do a pretty good Albert Wesker impression.
My opinion nobody asked for about them breaking the emergency 40k glass.>AH and GW figure out a collab>GW asks if they wanna be part of the Skulls thing>AH declines since they don't wanna do any work yet to make stuff for the event>HD2 starts burning>AH comes back to GW and asks if they can actually slot an announcement into the Skulls thing>Rush out a trailer with just the logo and not a single piece of new footage>force 3 dudes to paint the minis that one of the guys had laying around at homeSo yeah this probably wasn't a last second decision, but I think they for sure asked to be included and announce it in an attempt to save some face.Source: I dunno, sounds right to me
>>567821630Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare before a turret kills me.
>>567821429I'm sorry you were right he turned out to be a fag
>>567819496NoFunctionally, the regular warbinds cost 700 because you get 300 backThe legendary ones are, functionally, more than double the price of the regular ones
>>567821139>pub squid mission>supply pack pubbie rearms my maxigun at my first request>team sticks relatively close the whole mission>not a boring edge extract mission>team is at extract, beacon called>activate OpraWinfrey.exe from cheat menu>everyone gets a free mech with x2 gatling arms>pubs think the mechs are cool, everyone innately coordinates fire towards the closest map edge>spend the countdown timer blasting squid patrols with 8 miniguns as they march towards us Inflicting death of a thousand papercuts on harvesters from ~150 meters is great.
>>567821567a small price to pay for those special moments like >>567821606 said.
>>567821324What the fuck are you talking about or suggesting? A bolt pistol would be dumbfire weapon just with extra big extra damaging projectiles.
>new desperation slopbond will be 1500 SCs>a literal non-issue for us cheatingGODS with 50k+ SCsUs cheatbros just can't stop winning, can we?
I WILL play non meta builds in D10, I WILL use whatever armor I think looks coolest regardless of passive (I don't even know them.), I WILL run off to actually do the fucking mission, I WONT reinforce you unless you were following me, I WILL get the job done.
>>567821956Don't warhammer fags spent way more on their action figures?
>>567821956Mr. Incredible, that money for your new shades and car came from Syndrome and it resulted in your house being blown up. If I get audited, I am Super Fucked. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little bit worried.
>>567818792>shoots bursts of beams like the tridentIt's not going to shoot beams. Games Workshop has been steadily retconning the lasgun into shooting bullets since 2024. You can fucking bet your ass they're going to just make it a semi-auto sickle.
>giving all my bullshit items to a lvl 27 pubbie
>>567821540>t. wishful thinking tranny chaser
>>567822052>I WILL play non meta builds in D10ok so you will die a lot>I WILL use whatever armor I think looks coolest regardless of passive (I don't even know them.)ok so no game sense or game knowledge>I WILL run off to actually do the fucking missionok so when I reinforce you will be useless because you died solofagging and dropped your support weapon and your backpack 300 meters away>I WONT reinforce you unless you were following menobody will want to be reinforced by you on the other side of the map anyway>I WILL get the job done.ok I will give you a chance until your first death but after that you be a good little puppy boy and stay close to me
>>567821867Nigger if you don't know what bolters are then don't join a discussion about what bolters areI DON'T WANT THEM IN GAME YOU ILLITERATE
>>567822178Only the most raped of the raped spend significant money on the plastic crack now, especially on ones with particularly terrible money to plastic or money to in-game points conversion ratio. Not while 3D printers exist.>>567822252A bolter shoots a dumbfire rocket-assisted 20mm APHE projectile, not a mini-nuke. Are you some kind of powerscaling autist?
>>567821139>D6 bots last night>Just want to flamethrower some hulks and striders while jetpacking>Korean dude with some rough English>Iraqi dude with actually really good English>Three of us waddle and fumble while chatting casuallyI honestly love pubs, especially at D6-8 where the games become way harder because the lobbies are filled with people that have no idea how to take down the shit rushing them down.I even like playing with Chinese pubs that this general hates, they're honestly fine, they just absolutely love bringing explosives and flattening themselves and the other divers with them by accident. Every lobby has at least 2 380s that they walk into after throwing, maybe to tickle the Asian gambler gene.
>>567822249>ok so you will die a lotLmao>ok so no game sense or game knowledgewhatever you say nigger, keep letting the enemies call for reinforcements>ok so when I reinforce you will be useless because you died solofagging and dropped your support weapon and your backpack 300 meters awayI don't die so if you do end up reinforcing my items are off cooldown>nobody will want to be reinforced by you on the other side of the map anywaypeople that want to do the objectives will>ok I will give you a chance until your first death but after that you be a good little puppy boy and stay close to meI'm hosting.You are welcome by the way.
>>567820987That's basically how the Warp Pack works though
>give epoch to lvl 25 pubbie>"make sure to charge it for like 5 seconds like the quasar bro">watch
>>567822249it's absolutely wild to me that there are still LARPers in this general who pretend this game is even remotely challenging for anyone with two hands
What if you could solodive but bring 3 NPC divers
>>567822421*19.05mmAnd regular human patterns use mere .50 cal (12.7mm) sized bolts.
>>567822445A friend and I made a Chinese pubbie really happy when we declared Taiwan wasn't a real country and affirmed the One China policy.
>>567822743you can its called hosting a /hdg/ lobby
>>56782274235+ basedlords are usually the ones upset that people can use non meta builds because they themselves can't
>>567822421>Not while 3D printers exist.I get why people still buy gunpla(me being one of them) but 40k shit seems extremely low quality for the price. For reference the v3.0 1/100 Gundam kit I bought a bit ago was only 6500yen and the original price is 5500yen lmao.
There is a very particular type of player that I hate but one of them most of all, he's on this semi-public discord server and seems to end up in half of my games.>never goes where he puts his ping on the map>never communicates where he's going>always found as far away from both the team and the objective as possible>never helps when asked>always tells people to instead come over to him>always uses the same excuse of "oh I was just doing something quickly">always uses the resupply down on his position without asking first>always responds with "hey man, chillax, it's all cool" when told to coop more
>>567822189I was worried about a Super Audit but after the new warbond news I realized these guys aren't gonna change and they got no new plan and Nixxes is currently busy making optimization and upscalers for them, which means Nixxes is too busy to add EAC and the retarded Swedes absolutely won't be able to add that themselves.
>>567822742Helldivers 2 is not a hard game at all. Mechanically, its just not built for an engaging experience while providing a challenge. As a result, most of the challenge comes from ragdoll spam, one shots or stim taxes.
>>567822742I remember playing payday 2 on hardest difficulty often and even after 400 hours it would still make my heartrate increase because you literally can't chill for a single moment
>>567822859GW has been boiling the frog for 30 years now, cranking up prices at every opportunity while relying on their army of dicksuckers to normalize them.
>>567822739>newbie activate my hellbomb while laughing in VC.>He screams as I start running after him.
>>567822895Nixxes are probably busy with other shit too. Apparently they handled the Death Stranding 2 port and have been making somewhat regular updates to it.
>>567818028>bro let's just toss everything and the kitchen sink on the mapVery creative
>>567823030Poor guys having to optimize the swedish shitpile because they chose an obsolete engine
squids are the hardest D10borgs were up there only during cyberstan when there were more voxes than normal heavy unitsbut rn nothing beats the sheer danger of around 6 to the 7 instakill death beams flittering around you at all times while hordes of melee units rush you down on top of getting strafed by drones and CAS
>>567823061When I played M rated games as a kid, I felt like a criminal.
>>567823203>6 to the 7 instakill death beamssomething went seriously wrong if you have 7 harvesters at onceon on pub D10s the most I see is 2 or 3 harvesters after shitters decide to rundive.
>>567823237As long as you never downloaded a car you're fine
>>567823061It's literally the kitchen sink mapIt's the origin point of the termanid outbreak in CGW iirc
>>567823025>game with low levels in it>extract and no enemies are spawning>hear the alarm of a portable hell bomb>a1:WHY>see him run away from us and explode>guy that presses the button just lets out a chuckle, nothing else>in the chat the blown up guy says "I think he was trying to give me ammo and accidentally activated my bomb"I'm still not sure if it was an accident or not and I'm still smiling thinking about it.
>>567822895I hadn't considered Nixxes' focus on the upscaling stuff would distract them from EAC integration. The worry persists, however slight. I've gotten my money's worth (and more) out of the game and I'd be disappointed, but it would be understandable if I did get my account banned.
>>567823203Just kill the harvesters? Unless you're talking about Leviathans but even then they're more of an annoyance
>>567823287>something went seriously wrong if you have 7 harvesters at once>This nwah forgot about levysPlayTheGame
>>567823203>squids are the hardest D10just try the airburst on flak mode, if you center of mass a flesh mob it's a one-shot and you get 15-30 kills per missile, just bring something for the harvesters and to blow up ships and that's it. hella fun
>>567823437I bring eagle clustersI think it looks pretty :)
>>567823203>squids are the hardest D10They're comically easy to stealth solo.
>>567823472>eagle teamkiller 9001ACK
>>567823379i want to rape that ass
>>567818028I don't understand why spawn surges aren't a normal event in the game. I miss hulkamaina.
>>567823379i hope jannies don't delete all this goon because I will cretainly be jerking my freedom to them once I am back home from w*rk>>567823541based rapediver
>>567823379leandivers owe me sex btw
>>567823539NTA but I've used both the airburst since it released and the cluster since the game came out and checking my data I have 0.4 team kills per mission
>>567823338hellbomb users are scaryI run the ammo pack a lot and try to restock teammates and so many times have I had to pull away at the last split second when I see the "E to activate" on the hellbomb
>>567823646Thats far from lean
CE still work for SC?
Welcome to the Rape Zone, Helldiver. Every 5 seconds, someone is raped.
god I hope it's my leandiver
>>567824110Show the other angle where shes actually holding me by the neck and im holding a little camera trying to take a pic
>>567823815you incel chud, lean doesn't really mean "lean", it just means female because AH is a propressive liberal LGBTQOMGWTFBBQMAP++ allied company and it is literally illegal to have "male" or "female" as a gender.
>>567824178yeah!
>Thread quality plummets
>>567824335why is she brown
>>567823061It's the Bug Quarantine WorldI know, it feels weird to see gameplay being coherent with the flavor text in helldivers 2
>>567824320
>>567824447I accept full responsibility, mb, sorry
>open game>open lobby>remember the /mhg/troons are still here, shitting up the thread and lobbies>close game>close general
>>567823539at least it ain't orbital airburstthat shit is worse than arc
>>567824335>>567824525Choose your favorite
>>567824672obviously the white onewho the hell would want a nigger baby holy shit
The Second Battle of Cyberstan would fix this thread
Helldivers GF with a really pussy>>>>>
>>567824668>sweet libertea noooooo
Can you guys play a coomer game instead like splatoonThey have an extraction horde mode
>>567824672wish i could fuck a pregnant woman, shits so hot
>>567824725>jit was deprived of the colonizer geneI'm sorry to hear that anon
>>567824853what if the baby grabs your dick during sex?
>>567824887not if i drown it with my sperm first
>>567824887use the backdoor idiot
What a warhammer collab does to a general.
Gears of war collab when?>Lancer assault rifle>Gnasher shotgun>Retro lancer or lancer GL, maybe both>One shot sniper rifle or portable Mortar from Gears of war 2 and 3>UIR and COG armor.
>>567825015it's sad to seelike crpgg being raped by rogue trader discussion and waifu faggotry 24/7
>>567825015I'm going crazy
>>567825114I just want them to buff AMR bro...
PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>567825206So glad this one does not have a penis, I can actually masturbate to it.
>>567825238god i want to pin her to the ground and rape her so bad
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241492954759/76561199108851031d10 whatevs
>>567825179We're going to have to rape these gooners.
>>567825206>>567825238>>567825320all these leandivers owe me sexif they don't owe me sex, then I will rape them instead
>>567823308im afraid i did dl cars for gta 3 over the school network.
>>567825353full
>>567825381
>tfw 0 love for brawnydiverswhy are you guys making me go trans just to have a little bit of attention :(
>>567825381Hot
>>567825703brawnydivers are busy fucking leandivers
>>567825703
>>567826023>*takes HRT*
>>567826081>>567825703I know the Helldiver must be in shape, but with that armor I can't help but think the Helldiver is a bit overweight.
>>567825206>>567825238wish they'd put these models into the game
>>567824257
somehow this general manages to get even worse ever day
>>567826196this image lives rent free in my head
Post divin' tunes you civilians!!https://youtu.be/xFjR4GkqFJU?si=HP21tjrnqfuCnW_e
>>567826367So uhDo you like the sweeper
>Spamming/flooding>Not work safe image on work safe boardIt's that simple. Chop chop.
>>567826471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGZRj0zcUcwon bots when my pubbies start rundiving instead of killing enemies
>>567826081>skindentationoh yea that's the shit baby
>>567826594What exactly about it is NSFW?It is a fully clothed woman.
>>567826471https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbftQpzIyUk
>>567826510
>>567826594shit's tamer than any instagram slut fuck off you underaged nigger
>>567826471https://youtu.be/ln-Jq6X6p-gThe Botdive special
>>567826684Yeah>>567826594It could be worse.
>>567826862you dont need the permit for anal or a blowjob you dumb leandiver slut
Why can't 40kids play one of their own games instead of invading others?
>>567826920because 40k has no good games
holy shit what happened to this thread
>itt
>>567826970Maybe Warhammer was never good to begin with and should be forgotten in favor of something else then
>>567826920because believe it or not there is no other game like helldivers 2 on the market right now, and helldivers 2 gameplay loop is more 40k than any other 40k game so it naturally attracts them.
>>567826971coomers and their consequences have been a disaster for /hdg/
>>567826971We are owed sex and thread quality will continue to drop until it is delivered.
neither cuckhammer and slopdivers are good gamesshut the fuck up.
>>567826920>40kidsBroke nigga alert
>>567826830Based
I always use expendables! I love bringing EAT's, EMG's, EN's and Commandos! I really like it when my teammates use them too! It makes me feel super useful to my team.
>>567826971>>567827057This thread is lost, please wait for the next one
>>567826715heh
IT'S STILL IN THE GAME Y'ALL
>>567827126based disposablediver
>Helldivers 2 players insulting 40k while their thread is spammed with the most cattle-tier coomerslop imaginableThese jokes are writing themselves lmfao
>>567827056Then make one or fuck off, stop invading other game communities like Total War or Helldivers like you're a jeet in Canada.
>>567826594>>567826971>>567827057>>567827163What? are ya guys new?>these jits don't remember when every super earth invasion thread was flooded with tentacle porn
>>567827194>APC trannies lying to themselves to cope with their Tranny Truck Reddit Mobile is goneyou were never going to use it anyway beyond the first few weeks. Suck it up.
>>567827239waaaaaaah waaaaaaah
>>567827207You're welcome, I literally started it all by posting the first image hahaha
>>567827207How is your HD2 killer working out?
>>567827294You seems mad for no reason, are you okay?
>>567827348Considering youre all constantly bitching and moaning about helldivers 2 all the time I think theyre doing pretty fine.
You wouldn't have survived when /owg/ooners invaded my already horny /fng/ threads
>>567827348kekaroooo
>>567827285I hadn't been there back then. That sounds fun..
>>567827383>You seems
>>567827207whats an example of non cattle coomerslop
>>567827202It's kind of an addiction really. They're just really easy to take?
>>567827521Mmm90k vs 620k positive reviews
>>567827654
CGW lobby doko
>>567827625*bores hole though your skull*
>>567827294brown-coded post
>>567827521Space Marine 2 is only very positive because Warhammer shills went on and on to their fans about how the 100th game in a long running franchise was going to "save gaming" even though the market is already oversaturated with mediocre gun and ball IP games. Warhammer fans are cattle and will buy anything with the 40k logo on it. Say what you will about Helldivers but the fans don't take shit from Arrowhead.
>>567826971Brown hours.
>>567827348I don't think it is a fair comparison - HD2 is a live-service "infinite" game, when even developers of Space Marine 2 outright said that their game is a fun linear experience that they do not expect players to play forever.
>>567827556
>>567827556Tram Pararam Futurama rule 34
>>567827115real
>>567827489The /owg/chuds don't stand much of a chance against their schizos doe so they'll leave soon enough
>>567827625tranny chaser coded post
Brown thread. Brown.... game.....
>>567827915Brown mods.
Brown...divers?
>>567827853Well that's a name I haven't heard of in over a decade. Didn't that guy go to jail or something?
>>567827974ewwwww>>567827991made for brawnydiver rape
>Robutt nudes
this a dogshit thread and we belong here.
White thread, White game
>>567828091the amount of w*men makes me realise why nothing ever gets done at arrowhead
>>567828020Maybe he didTheres a huge gap in his work but I saw some new ones recently Primordial faps
>>567827915>>567828091a little bit of everything
>>567828383I would rape these in an instant
>>567828045
>>567828091>Posted the fake image againHeres the real one
>>567828548lol
>>567828513I would dump some reinforcements inside her if you know what I mean
>>567825425The FBI are already on their way
>>567827853fellow unc gooner
>>567828760mantis bugs (female) owe me sex
>>567828548from Abraham to Muhammad
is this a good deal?
>>567828383left: built for blackdiversright: built for whitedivers
>>567828790the coloring and darkness of the nipples is appealingi cant explain im insanethe teen titan stuff is goated
>>567828851>wrong threadfuck im a retard
>>567828645
>>567828851sweet liberty thats a lot of supercredits
>>567828927Happens to the best, but I'm afraid you got caught in some friendly-fire already.
>>567828927now we can talk about it
>>567826909she said "somewhere else" not "in someone else"so she's clearly asking for anal
>>567828872TRVTH NVKE
>>567829017Not bad, but how close to the local precinct/armory, though? If we can't fall back, then we're bug food
Why do you all start fun posting when i gotta go to bed
>>567829040built for mid-mission rape
>>567824335>>567824672One of each.
>>567829017
>>567829017fuck the bug infestation is gonna tank that house's price hard.sell before you can retard
Two armours, a primary weapon, a melee weapon (lol!) and some skinsScreenshot this
>>567829295we already know :(
>>567829295Medium armor Best gunBest helmetAll in store 400sc each
>>567829441all the bots need to do is promise 10 sexbots for life for every helldiver that defects and watch super earth defenses crumble on the bot front
>>567829295>>567829512yep, best shit most likely won't even be in the warbond
>>567829286Do normal civilians live among a few scavengers here n there like how some people live among coyotes and boarsOr is it just pure immediate bug hell rape once you see a couple for the entire planet
>>567829441Is that what Robutt looks like without her face?
>>567829676regular civilians can own that shotgun for self defense so I imagine there is a reason they are allowed to keep the gun for self defense (assuming perfect super earth humanity status where there is no point in killing other humans)
>>567829518binary bitches
>>567829887total hulk rape
>>567830078built for democratic rape
>>567829754tfw no comfy farm game where you maintain a crusty sentry and defend the farm from 3-6 bugsAnd while your shit ass neighbor plots your demise
>>567830170Agree
You can't destroy UFO with sparkler anymore, and it just bounces on the door even if you threw it directly. Maybe you need to be super lucky in your throw or something
I will vomit on the floor and cry if there isn't a lobby posted riught this fuckaiwng isntnant
>>567830415that big, juicy clit grrr
>>567830415FinallyA cameltoeReportable!!!!!
>>567830378wtf is a sparkler
>>567830415nice pussy but the leg warnings implies that her bones are broken and that's pretty disturbing
>>567830415>>567830479anon flew too close to the sun...>>567830536helldivers can still walk with broken leg bones, just really slowly.... vulnerable...
>>567830479I'll finally be banned, goodnight anons.
>>567830502replied to the wrong anon award
fully diseased thread, rip in piss alongside swedeslop.
>>567830307wtf is a sparkler?if you are talking about thermite, it still literally "just worked" fine for me yesterday clearing squid outposts.
>you have reported too many posts and now you'll get b&'dAmazing. Maybe if you did your job I wouldn't have to send so many reports.
>unironically reporting posts on 4chanholy reddit
>>567830757maybe stop being a retard reporting for nothing and log off unc
Think he hit
>>567830827>reporting for nothingJeet(you) has been spamming his garbage for 3 hours.
>>567830757are you seriously reporting? where the fuck you think you are on that hd2 cesspool reddit or what?maybe go back
>>567830835>game will be dead before movie release based
>>567830975wrong anon, goondiver here
>nooo I should be able to do whatever I want!!!
>getting this genuinely assmad over posts that aren't even nsfw and are actually relevant to the gamejesus christ how much of a loser do you have to be lmao
>>567831061we have been too nice to r*dditors here.now they are getting too rowdy
>>567831061I really don't see how coomershit is relevant to the game just because its very vaguely base don the game
>>567830985Theyre making a damn He Man movie they dont care about dead IP lel
>it's not relevant because I say so!genuine mental illness
>it's relevant because I say so!genuine mental illness
>I really don't see how coomershit is relevant to the gamei guess C0-1 permits suddenly dont exist
>>567825353ggs
>I really don't see how coomershit is relevant to the gameDon't be so serious, it's just for fun.
>sex exists so spamming my shitty coomerslop is relevant!
>people post anime girls absolutely unrelated to helldivers in /hdg/sleep>people post sexualized versions of helldivers wearing helldiver themed revealing armor from the hit video game called helldivers 2 in /hdg/ (helldivers general thread)ABSOLUTELY UNACCPTABLE BAN THIS SICK FILTH
>>567825353ggz frens, im glad this new update has bricked the audio of stingrays strafing
Oh yeah bros let's talk about the halldivers game which I enjoy very very much.
>absolutely unrelated
>>567831534this is worse than AI slop, c'mon bro
>I put a helldiver helmet on my coomerslop, it's relevant to the game now!!
yes i think mods should ban coomer shit
>>567831595>>567831603>so braindead they can't even see the obvious fucking satire on displayThis general really is brown.
ban the r*ddit tier memes as well
what a sad attempt at a falseflag kek
>>567831621you fuckers have 0 idea how tame this general is compared to forknife and marvel rivals.just because some anon dumped his helldivers 2 goon folder once every blue moon does not mean this general is doomed
>>567831603Alright, my mistake. I assumed people here had an IQ above 80.The joke is that you can just post whatever as long as there's some semblance of helldiver-adjacent material in there according to the retards ITT.
>>567831691dont worry once he's done its my turn to dump my folder
>>567831691Kind of interest how fag posting gets more of a pass here. Nowhere near the same reaction to when actual faggots spam their 4-5 images.
>>567831820"fagposting" is 1, maybe 2 images.Not 4 hour long trash-dumps.
>>567825353GGs
Its ok my niggas I reported every anon hereEven youEven me
>>567831691just beacuse those generals are shit dosen't mean this one has to be too
>>567831945Excellent. Most excellent.No one gets out of here alive.
>>567831850>"fagposting" is 1, maybe 2 images.Recently maybe. I've seen threads where it's more than 2 images and goes for a few hours and it still doesn't get the same amount of negative reactions. Same for pony shit btw.
>>567831945i hope so, so this general finally dies.about fucking time
>>567831945based retarddiver
>>567831603That's a really cute image of Usagi, I'll keep it. thanks
>>567831990>I've seen threads where it's more than 2 images and goes for a few hoursNo you haven't and no they don't.
>>567831978This place is already shit though. Especially when schizo retards like Gucci spends literal hours arguing and baiting almost every day. Are you actually blind or retarded?
>mentally ill retard brings up his boogeyman out of nowhere
>>567832162would she carry my ass on D10 spore bugs when I be her little cute medic boy?
>>567832089>because of retarded schizo has a meltdown once a blue moon i get to post porn barely related to the game all day long
Is it just me or squid players are ultra retarded, there's no in-between, either you have giga uber solo squad or drooling retard dying to slightest breeze and doing the most retarded shit imaginable
>>567832057Even if you're saying the truth faggots are less than 1% of the population. Let's keep it realistic eh?
>>567832317I don't care what the truth enforcers sayI will "demolish" that bug one way or another
>>567832348heheh
>>567832317so fucking hot
>>567832357the biggest enemy on squids is the human hubris>oh lmao easiest faction in the game, I will just take whateverAnd people end up without dependable support weapons and primaries and stratagems BECAUSE they are all expecting other teammates to bring actually good weapons.Then it snowballs from there.
>>567832348>once in a blue moon>all day longMost retarded post award
>>567832357I dont think most people are confident in squid builds Very meaty chaff so reloading gets annoyingBig cities fuck up reds
ロビー? どこにあるの?
>>567832573>ロビー? どこにあるの?its been dokkod...
>>567832525>me when i have zero reading comprehension
>>567832357The Squids control your mind to make you even more retarded than normal.
>>567822198Why? Are They stupid
>>567831534this is how every leandiver should dress
>>567832662You are actual a dunning kruger retard lmao. How the fuck do you completely switch your cope? Oh wait you're probably one of those schizos let's be real.
>>567832768this pubbie LARP is on another level
>>567832768i want her to control me and use my dick as a toy to satisfy her desires
aaaand we're back to coomerslop spam
how do meatballs actually work? if I continue shooting a broken head, does it continue transferring 150% dmg to main?
With this one simple trick I can just post whatever the fuck I want in the helldivers 2 general™!If you complain you're reddit! This is clearly helldivers 2™ relevant.
You're right, sis. we should go back to spamming reddit screencaps for the millionth time and argue in circles instead.
>>567832995you will do this,yet,won't post the helldivers helmet on any of your sacred anime girls.curious.
>>567832995cute helldiver, would rape
>>567833034I'm not your boogeyman, retard.
I'm not saying lewdposters are trannies, but the most pornbrained individuals i see on the internet are always trannies.
>>567832828>me when i have zero arguments so i switch to ad hominem
>>567833139Careful there frog. You almost forgot to make it helldiver adjacent.
So uhVideogames?!?!?!?????????
if only it was like this everytime you log insuch a warm welcome~~
>the game is so shit that we would rather go at each others' throats for entertainment insteadwhy are we like this
I am multiple anons flip flopping to other sides of the argument
>>567833347Based
>>567833347is that a smiling friends OC lmao
>>567833305Do not cry cadet. Liberty's light will come again.
>>567833256You think I'm the one posting the gooner shit, that's how delusional you are. Wow I'm glad we're going back to screeching at each other over Reddit screenshots and Gucci using the same 4 buzzwords ad nauseam every single day.
OK how about we discuss the top 5 most downloaded mods for helldivers(tm) 2!does anyone unironically still use the HD2modmanager? Arsenal is much more newer and just works too
>helldiver! im out of rockets, resupply me with that big, fat supply pack you got there
>>567833568>coomer mod in the top 5grimgrave even
>>567833635ewwww even as an abdoslop nigger that is just fucking ugly
>>567833676Nah I miss Cyberstan though
>>567833568>newer = betterHD2Modmanager works just fine and isn't bloated with shit like nexus-integration and what have you.
>>567833669BFA just adds female shapes to lean models without altering any textures.Do you also start cooming uncontrollably when you shop for groceries and see a woman?
What a funny thread that wasThankfully everyone but me has been banned to hell
>>567833669way to report your mother is a fat whale so you've never seen a proper naked woman body
>>567833857>BFA just adds female shapesI think you should go outside once in a while.
>>567833883real, so glad everyone except me is banned now
>>567833857>I need TITS and ASS and THIGHS on women in full combat armor!It's a safehorny coomer mod
you are subhuman if you play this as a female character and double subhuman if you also download this junk from nexus
>anon spending the last 4 hours screeching about gooner images telling others to go outsidelmao the jokes really write itself
>>567833924You said it pal
>>567833953>write itselfits time for bed esl-kun
That's right.It's just (you) and me(you) in here.
What do we usually discuss outside of this gooningslop eitherway? AMR vs AC, endless sweden seething, what-would-I-do-if-I-was-Joel? It's all so dumb
>>567833903>>567833925I think (You) guys haven't actually been outside for months if this most regular woman looking body gives you nothing but thoughts of gooning and cooming.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>567834131>aylmao
>>567834143DO NOT REDEEM THE LEGENDARY WARBOND SAAAAR
>>567834143Somebody attached frickin laser beams to the bugs frickin heads
>>567834143RUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!! HE HAS ACTIVATED THE 'KILL MODE'!!!! SAVE URSELFS!!!!!
>>567834125don't forget to add in the constant seething over gamerdads and the bugdiver vs botdiver shitflinging and one guy posting the same mp4/webm over multiple threads. it's probably the same retards that that are seething over the goon shit right now
>>567834143>golden watch in full displaySAAAAAR SEE I AM NOT POOR I AM RICH SAAAAARS PLEASE BELIEVE ME
Only mod you'll ever need:https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/10290?tab=description
all of this is happening not because the game is shitBUT BECAUSE THERE IS NO LOBBY DOKKO AHHHHHHHHH
>>567834309HAHA SO RANDUMZ XDXDXD!!!
>>567834385there's no lobby because the game is shit
>>567834309haha!here is your upvote good sir!
>>567834125Laughing at retards who can't epoch is the most comfy thread activity.
>>567834143>fingers on the triggers>deliberately making the hand visible so you can prompt in a golden watchnuke
>>567834418>>567834471>clicked on it thinking it was coomerslop>gets mad when it's just squeaky duck noiseslol seethe gooners
the game
is shit
the lobbies
are no more
>>567834131>twigsnapper: snaps your twig>jaguar: slang for 50 year old woman>predator: probably prefers little boys>guerrilla gorilla: to ugly to post pic, probably looks like actual gorilla I'll pass
I already miss the gooner posting
>>567834736you need more???
FatCHADs, the coomers is done, now it's OUR time
>>567834963literally nobody is gonna support you on this one bro.coomers and anti-coomers agree your pic is shit
>thread
>>567834963Oh sweet, a Katamari warbond
I feel like there's a lack of lolidivers in this thread
Are you ready for the upcoming DLSS update?
>>567835409nobody cares about your retarded AI slop feature
>>567835336
Ryonadivers our time is now
>>567835336there aren't really any, and any modding attempts for lolidivers ends up being horrendous as arrowhead uses the same human skeleton animation for every single armour and body option in the game, so anything that is not adult size will look like something straight outta horror movies
You know a game is shit when its general is nothing but porn addicted degenerates
>>567835409No
>>567836000when implementing a new feature is less demanding than fixing existing bugs you know there is like 34 layers of spaghetting and duct tape holding the game's code
>it took them over two years to add FSRHoly shit what a useless bunch of retards.
>>567836000>took him 2 years to drop newer .dll fileskek
>>567836000>core gameplay like manual climbing being broken for monthsReminder it took these retards 8 fucking years to release a broken mess of an early access game.
now that the dust has settle which IP would you like to get added to the game
>>567837086can't wait for future DNA manipulation revolution so I can have a 2.8 meters tall girlfriend
>>567837086i like how i dont have to kneel to eat her delicious democratic pussy
>>567836983We need more part 2 bonds nowViper has Pythons
>>567836983XCOMDead Space
>>567837086this is cool and all but does the same artist make artwork where the female is much smaller than the male?
>this hambeast uses abdosloplike clockwork.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSfccTAdQr4
>>567836983Dead space and tacticool clone troopers.
lobby doko
make it quick
>>567838445hitler will die from cancer???
>>567838506
>>567838506>>567838613sometimes when I am done playing helldivers 2 and I close the game I stare at the desktop thinking and realising what a pathetic failure in life I am
>
>>567838906too mean, will probably be removed by Steam's moderation team
I am once again asking for a lobby
totally not reviewbombing because the game is too hard btw
Why is Pilested promoting some thai femboy on twitter?
ME ME ME, I FUCKING HATE BEING POOR PLEASE GOD PLEASEEE
>>567839145>favorite weapons: diligence and pummelerI think they never went past D6...
>>567839165Poor people, not being on time, as always
>>567839145Lmfao. Erevin gets shafted by the propaganda commanders but one of Commissar Kai's trannies gets pushed to the front of the line.
>>567839145>Why is Pilested promoting some thai femboy on twitter?That's his new wife(male) he brought over from his vacation.
helloI am once again asking for a lobbylobby doko deska watashi no tame ni kokoro
>>567839145WHY ARE NERFTRANNIES GETTING SPECIAL TREATMENTbuffbros... we lost...
>>567839145>favorite stratagem: epochepochcopers are actual trannies...
>>567839850I am at work and then after work I got a family gathering and after that maybe I will host a lobby like 8 hours later.
>>567839293diligence is a top tier bot weapon
>>567839976But I will be asleep...
>>567839985that would be lib carb akshually
>>567840049then we will play in my lobby in your dreams :)>>567839145>fav stratagem: epochepoch mains never beating the tranny allegations...
>>567839293"they" play with that kai vtuber that does d10 so nah that's the epoch tranny btw
ded general
>>567839145>literal epoch trannygrim
>>567840324>>567841581Know your tranniesThats THE epoch tranny themself
Are you supposed to use the maxigun in first-person aim mode? Because I can't see anything with all the smoke
>>567841937yeahenjoy arrowhead design
>>567841937not really.
>>567827853 >>567828790You have less taste than abdosloppers. Kill yourself
>>567841937Ignore the smokeFollow the grey and red X
>>567841937>Are you supposed to use the maxigun in first-person aim mode?no, it doesn't even have a reticle. at least third person ADS it so you avoid the massive recoil penalty for hip firing it
>Never have an issue with maxi-gun>See people in the thai beetle shaving forum complain about the gun>They're hip firing with their lazy eye, expecting that to mince everything on screen because having to aim ruins their lives>Or they're trying to use the first person mode bs as if anyone blasting a minigun by their side is iron-sighting such a beast in any context ever unless it's mountedThis website trying to be elitist will never not be funny. No, don't use it in fps mode, it honestly seems kind of dumb they even let you do that anyways
>>567842241>no reticle, huge muzzle flash, obscuring smoke>yeah you're supposed to hurfdurf fucking arrowhead amiriteyou might be clinically retarded
>>567843528nigga how stupid are you
>anons cant use their minds eye to visualize a reticle when there isnt one>nor follow the flow of bulletsnever got the odst vidmasters i see
>>567842795is this someone's helldivers OC?
So is the 40k bond going to be the June one? Time for a break until the one after that if it is since every legendary has been complete shit.
>>567846103legendary warbonds fall outside the regular release schedule
>>567843421Old skeletons in here will act all high and mighty because HD2 is the only game where they can feel like they can play properly using meta builds, so if (you) play better than them with your offmeta build that threatens their ego and make them have a melty
>>567832995guys really will go to the trouble of posting dva with a helldiver helmet but wont host a fucking lobby
>>567839145Epochbros we're fucking finished..
>>567847060Why don't you fucking do it
>>567847306I exclusively play CGW
>>567847060But I don't want to post a lobby!I just want to post helldva!
Gee wizz I sure hope Squids is fun today
kill yourself
>>567847364Lmao.I thought gucci was crazy for calling everyone discord troons, now they just announce themselves.
>>567847678Its alright anon, I understand that you enjoy having the inferior swedish version of the game
you can play the swedish way or the trans wayteh choice is yers
>anything run by trannies>superiorlmao
>>567847939The swedish way is objectivly superiour because it means you didn't jump through hoops to install tranny stuff on your pc.
>>567839145So what is this, just join some random's livestream and you might get some SC?If so, no amount of SC is worth interacting with a streamer's fanbase.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241515905274/76561198141964882Shalom and good morning fellow divers. It is currently friday, a cool 11C(51F) with plenty of sunlight; perfect weather for a helldivers match.Today, I'm thinking about killing robots.
>>5678482923/4
>>567848292Fuck off, fag.
>>567848292That cap looks so ass, i asume anyone that wears it is one of those biker homos.
>>567848292still @ 3/4, waiting for (you) to joinwe'll be dropping in 10 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDvctkDlzucI think the next logical step would be adding multifaction battles.
>>567848292Got bored of waiting, we're dropping with 3 peopleYou're free to join midway!
>stalwart available for freeBulletstormbros.. we are obsolete..
This game is already barely playable due to constant swiggery so why do you make this situation even worse by making threads as cancerous as this one?
>>567850695Would you prefer we use your trooncord?
>>567848292FULL NOW
>>567849310sorry bro, this will crash someones xbox, cant be done
>>567850417Why not bring both :D
>>567819291That would involve messing with the energy weapons code, and we all know what Arrowhead thinks about messing with the code
>find low level group>over their heads>pic related>stick to them like glue>everyone livesfeels good, man
>>5678482923/4 againanon had to leave
>>5678482920/4It's over...
damn subnautica 2 is out too on early access
>>567822198Yeah I dont think the average casual 40k fan knows thisIf they make a lasgun weapon it'll operate closer to the Sickle
>>567747698I stole your thing and did the liveleak thing because I found it funny but I figured you should also have it
>>567853154>players question why you can't kill fish in fish minecraft>devs tell people to buy the forest instead
>>567853438Very cool anon. I shall save it and raise the blood pressure of many an anon.
>>567832812They're trying to make their stuff "different" for the sake of it or something, but in the process they remove everything that was uncommon about it in first place.That being said the bullet lasguns retcon is nowhere near consistent, especially in video games so there's hope.
so uh...they still going to release a warbond while we waiting for the 40kek one right?
>>567854187They did for Halo
>>567854187Yes, consult the roadmap
am i supposed to score direct hits with the flak mode of the auto cannon, or shoot the proximity?
>announcement is just old promo photage between clips of mini paintingSo since none of the assets for this warbond have been made yet, do you think we'll get it this year?
Should I swap out high capacity heatsinks on my Scythe for high dissipation heatsinks? Or are the extended ones better?
>>567854573Autocannon is so 2024
>>567854606itll be done when the company it was outsourced to finished it in september
>>567854573Autocannon is so sovl
>>567854617Extendo mag
>>567854704I hope they outsourced it to Saber and it's actually going to be kino
>>567854573Hit directly stillIsn't an ABRL
>>567854895>Saber
D7 is best because you get pubbos role-playing military speak on mic
people unironically play with randos?
Weird request but do any of my hdg anon bros have that pic of the fat black lady with a big round mouth
>>567856358>people do things differently than me?actual unchecked monkey autism
>>567856358That's right
>>567854573Usually direct hitsProximity/Ground shots are something you'll only do rarely under circumstances where it makes sense, usually for clouds of lights when a perfect setup reveals itself. Similar rules to the Eruptor, really. If there are mediums, aim for them directly. Relying on splash for them is unreliable, and direct hits mean they definitely die. If there are lights, relying on splash is more reasonable. Usually, aiming for the mediums, and incidentally killing the lights is the way to go.
>>567856680you know how little that narrows things down
>>567856358pubbies are fine sometimes
>>567857047It's pretty frequently posted and might even have originally been ai
>bug fuckers for some reason whenever there is a new MO against bugs
fucking nigger lovers
>>567856680this one?
>>567856680This?
>>567857486>>567857316No she has an afro and how mouth is open in a perfect circle shape
>>567856848Black hand support weapon when?There are alot of hdgers that need to get cancer.
>>567822198>Games Workshop has been steadily retconning the lasgun into shooting bullets since 2024.HUHHH?I never knew of this
>>567857316Wasn't this for an official amazon ad?
>>567857684Wish granted, now your average hdger looks like this
I FOUND ITI searched "shiiieeet" on twitter and it popped up kekThe attempts to help are very appreciated thanks anons, happy diving
>>567858391It's an improvement.
>literal slop requestsFucking grim.
>>567857560we serve food here sir
>>567859218What's the alternative? Play the game? Ehhh
>>567858960How the fuck do you expect us to figure this out?
>>567858960Cattle humorMove along everyone
>>567859557I bet coopg could've done it
The game would improve if they just removed armour levels entirely
>Its another Mindless Masses HVA episodeThis shit is so fucking boring and desperately needs a rework
>>567860454Honestly fuck every short mission except blitz All boring as shit
mindless masses would be kino if there were bots or terminids there too
The one time I tried Mindless Masses the enemy distribution was exactly like regular squids
>>567860625Only time where i actually enjoy that mission is if its during a Hulk Surge or appropriators
>>567848191reported and banned for transphobia chud
>>567859656Maybe you should have mentioned you were looking for fucking slop you dumb fucking mongrel.Notice how none of the suggestions are slop? It's because no one thought you were just a dumb jeet looking for slop to slop up the thread with.Kill yourself slopnigger.
>>567860454It's incredible how much better squids would be as a faction if the two were just merged together. Appropriators are cool enemies but they feel like functionally just two enemies, and as a result it feels like you're fighting an entire map of just one enemy type which feels like it's desperately missing something.
>>567861152I did but you can't read apparently
>>567861236Point out where you mentioned it was slop.Fucking idiot.
>>567857163>>567861741You're dumb lol
>>567861804>might even have originally been aiYou can't tell this >>567858960 is slop?Fucking inbred creature.
>>567860676It can't be done. Engine limitation
It can't be healthy for you to get THIS mad over something so insignificant
>>567860625I really wish that they'd just retire the bricks missions. I leave the group whenever one of those snooze fests shows up
>>567862409Wave survival where you have the closable doors is so fucking slow and boring I hate it so much
>>567862409>hour into bricks>rocket goes off>3/8
>>567862409>>567862628People kept complaining about them being too hard so they nerfed the fuck out of them. Can you guess which faction mains it was?
>squids are so boring>nothing happens on squidsso why is it when I play squids there's always a constant stream of enemies the entire mission with almost zero downtime or break between waves?
>>567862409>I really wish that they'd just retire the bricks missions.or instead of removing content they could justFIXIT
>>567863927You're taking too long to wipe waves out
>>567863927Just because youre busy doesnt mean you cant be boredI think theyre fine
>>567863927because you are playing the game instead of just larping here, why do you think people rarely make lobbies?
>>567863590The only thing that was ever "hard" about them was jank like factory striders/leviathans sniping the generators within 2 seconds of spawning.I do still see the occasional retard shitting the bed on the rare occasion where I play the mission type, but that's entirely on them for being retarded with shit like 4 landmine loadouts.
I join randoms and just fight enemies for fun, objectives are someone else's problem.
>>567864091They only put in two hours of work each week. We've got to triage those hours. Bricks would take too much effort to save, and it doesn't deserve a permanent slot in defense operations. Better to just cut our losses.
>>567864425Same I like being big guy killerEveryone has their machine guns and sentries while I pack fat explosives and nail big guys for you
>>567863927Because you and the team are rundiving and letting the enemy snowball into critical masses instead of killing them
>>567864580No I mean I ditch the team and go do whatever while they're on bitch duty
>>567864695I know but I focus on titans n shitThey can close camps and press arrows all day for all I care
>>567860249>Remove armor levelsOr>Remove durableYou can only choose one
>>567864838For sure, it is really fun having the team fill actual little roles. You used to see way more of it back when they did the 60 day stuff.
>>567863927A quirk of the way Voteless behave. Voteless without an overseer chaperone, or that aren't tied to a patrol, don't always rush to attack when aggro'd. Sometimes the just kinda... sit there. But they're still aggro'd, and still know where you are. And thus, transmit their "I see helldivers!" scream.So when a patrol walks near one, that voteless aggros the patrol, who now also know where you are. So they rush towards you. Stingrays do the same thing to an extent, and Stingrays spawn in knowing your location. There's a reason stealth is a meme on illuminate.
>almost 12k niggers shucking and jiving on Heeth and Erata Prime
The bugnigger side order nearly completes itself with the autowin gambit. Bore rock is the only challenge and they'll have 2.5 days to take it.
>>567864680but I'm spending more time shooting, reloading, calling down strats, and killing enemies than I am not
>>567863927The hardest objective in the game is a squid seaf artillery that spawns in a colony town. Continuous enemies and watchers spawn to rape you while you can't fight back carry the shells.
>>567866231bug artillery in colonies is also very intense
Yellow stratgems when
>>567866646
I think there should be no helmet style headgear so I can make cool guys and beautiful babes to play as
>>567866912Erm how about nooo you crazy dutch bastard
>>567866231I just don't do seaf artilleryBoring as fuckTakes foreverThe artillery itself is uselessJust skip itIf my dipshit teammates want to do it, they at least pull aggro off me
>>567865974Your teammates probably aren't. Here's a tip: bring NEATS. When some retard triggers a squid drop, call down the nears and wait for the UFOs. Then shoot the underside of the saucers when they drop off their swarm. That will singlehandedly wipe out most of the squid drop.
>>567867209pussy faggot. bitch
abdomera saved this game
>>567867060
>>567867209It's like the easiest one to do next to sam site
>>567860249Cut the amount of armour levels in half, most of them have no reason to exist.Either readjust weapon durable ratio so that every weapon isn't all-or-nothing, OR adjust the durable% on enemies so they aren't almost entirely durable.
>>567867209Based, it's someone else's problem.
>armour
>>567867858European game
>>567860249maybe this game just isn't for you and you should go play something else instead of trying to ruin it to fit your shit tastes
>>567865658>WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE HECKIN MO! SO MUCH IS AT STAKE! ! !
>>567867209>The artillery itself is uselessretard
>>567867943Ok, I will.
>>567867858>giving a fug about frankenstein english "language" accuracy
>>567867209Pussy ass bitch!
>>567867858>I have no argument so I must point out that anon writes in proper english instead of hillbilly english
>>567867702>Cut the amount of armour levels in half, most of them have no reason to exist. Just give them a reason to exist>Either readjust weapon durable ratio so that every weapon isn't all-or-nothing,Agreed. All primaries should have FMJ, HP and AP ammo with different durable ratios and penetration
>>567823203>squids are the hardest D10dude just shoot the watcher and it castrates the entire factionactual difficulty would be cyborg commando or repel invasion fleetor cross faction fights on cgw
Why is everything newly added to this game so half assed
>>567868012nta but he's kinda right>only worthwhile shell is the mininuke, which has a 1% chance of even appearing>the HE shell is basically OPS with an even longer delay>the napalm is alright but not really worth it>the stun shell is OEMS but with an even longer delay>smoke is a jokeMost of the time I do the artillery objective, I don't even end up using it because it just ends up being 1 HE, 1 napalm, and 4 smokes
>>567868883swedes work for 4 hours a week
>>567869091What do they do with the rest of their time? It definitely isn't spent playing helldivers..
>>567869175underground jeet boxing rings
Eravin is the guest in the Swedish home who has to wait in a different room while they eat dinner without him
>>567868516>Just give them a reason to existNo, I literally mean that out of the 13 armor levels, around 4 of them are redundant.>AV1 and AV2 are basically the same, we don't even have anything that does AP1 outside of extreme angles>AV6 is only used for TWO things>AV7, 8, and 9 aren't used for anything at all>AV10 is only used for the hive lord's crown and the overshipThey could legitimately flatten the armor levels from 13 down to 8 and not much would change.
>>567827057you mean 40gay tourists?
>>567868947>HYE acts as a free AND buffed 500kg that can destroy detectors and jammers immediately while being relatively common>all shells destroy titan spawners without the need for expending another stratagem>continues to work after the mission timer endsThese reasons alone make it anything but useless. It's not perfect, but calling it useless is retarded.
>>567864425>>567864580>join random D7 for fun>"I will just solofag at the other end of the map, have some fun with my non-meta loadout">endgame stats>I still somehow have the most kills out of the entire groupmany such cases.what do those pubbies even do when doing their main objectives
>>567870386They throw napalm orbitals and then stand still and look at it
>>567869175Providing better lives for their long term guests
>>567870484yeah I noticed that does happen often on bugs
>>567870337I'll be honest, I forgot that HYE exists because I see it as often as the mini nuke.
>>567832935no, that part is gone and you do damage to main underneath that part
>>567870860damn I did NOT expect to get a reply at this rateI thought overflow cap had to be set to "yes" for the damage to stop spreading
>>567871459the tl;dr thing about fleshmobs is aim at a single spot and keep shooting it forever.you don't need nerd math. Just remember it is counter-intuitive to shoot glowing heads - just keep shooting a single part until that thing goes down
>>567830835why did he do that pose
>>567839145>favorite stratagem>epochi can cope no longerthis is like the seventh example of a tranny using the weaponit really is a troon gun
>>567872093but they added heads as a weak point a few months ago?
>>567872932reality is often weirder than fiction
>>567872932im pretty sure it's all the same tranny. he's been brought up many times in this general.
>>567873097maybe?idk I just been doing the same thing that I have been doing for a year and it just works
>>567872093ThisIf you have time, go ahead and wiggle your aim around the front to hit more heads, but actually trying to shoot heads is a fool's errand. Mostly, the heads make sure all other primaries do worse against the Fleshmob than the Eruptor, which benefits from every single design decision, bizarre logical failure, and rebalancing decision in the game.
>>567872932It's because it kills the user. :^)
>>567839145I thought you guys said CGW was the tranny version of the game?
>>567843421>the gun is viable y'see you have to equip the nigger armor and go prone on the floor like a little bitch because the gun is heavy for you just so you end up looking like a fag
Call me crazy but lately does it feel like Joel has been trying to teach this retarded player base how circumvallation and gambits work?
>>567873397Crossbow also works wonders too if you ever wish to level it up instead of the eruptor
>>567867293>>567868242Clean it up, pubbies
What the hell damage do squids doArc?
I enjoy the epoch and have an intact penis and white skin
>>567873604SEAF arty is super fast with light oxy, I will do it for free
>>567873494What's the point of gambits if the resistance rates of enemies is all decided by the whims of Joel anyways? The devs should just let players select their environment and mission types already, instead of the biomes being decided by what planet Joel wants the player base to play on and 9 missions decided by RNG.
>>567861959not engine limitation, just poorfag limitation
>>567873974you're still a spiritual tranny, we're looking forward to your future transition
>>567873973oversaaars deal explosive for the explosive partsharvesters deal arc + fire combo with the beam
SEAF arty is only worth doing on bot, you can bypass the gay jammer
>>567874294>arty has nothing but smoke, napalm and stun shells
>>567874460The smoke shell can actually 1 tap the jammer, it has 50 demo force believe it or not
>>567874460>>567874294>Get a god roll of 3 nukes 2 HE>pubs waste them all anyway
>>567874706>stratagem ball bounces off againOOPS
>>567871459well if you destroy it with a high damage dealing single shot weapon like the railgun or variable (maybe accelerator rifle) it does damage beyond the initial 400 with the additional 150% bonus
>join randos as third>fourth rando joins later on in the mission>fourth rando is a germ>constantly makes germ sounds over comms despite no one responding to it ever
honestly you people don't deserve Arrowhead as a developer
>>567875385That's nice of you to say.
>>567875385agreedwe're way better than that
>>567875385True, few people have sinned so much and fallen so far that they deserve to have their faovrite game in the hands of swedes
do dynamites destroy warpships through the shield or nah?
>>567875385true, we get happenings every half month while other franchises starve
>>567875385Arrowhead doesn't deserve to be a developer. I have never seen another developer around the same size as arrowhead simultaneously do so little, do such a sloppy job and piss off their players as much as arrowhead has done.
>>567875385aww, thanks bro :)
>pick trusty AC vs squids>harvester comes trundling around the corner>blast the shield with 2 flak shots followed by 4 APHET's to the leg-joint>ez kill>join a new mission>pick trusty AC vs squids>harvester comes waddling around the corner>blast the shield with 2 flak sho- wait the shield is still up?>blast it some more with flak shots>shield is STILL up???>inb4 minimum rangeNo.
>>567875771NoI don't think any single instance of damage can. It's gotta be in two bursts.Hellpods can because the hitbox stays active for a bit, the 500 can because the shell direct hit pops the shield, thermite burns the shield before exploding, ect
>>567876063thermite doesn't burn the shield though? It just stays on there doing nothing until the final tick just blows it up through the shield
>>567875385Gosh, Anon... That's really sweet of you to say...
>>567876053>pick trusty AC vs squids>trusty AC
Host a D10 mission, any front, any modifier, preferrably foggy because I think they make it cinematic enough to farm clips. I'll join.
will you take a cgw lobby?
>will you take a tranny lobbyNo.
maybe
OP here, no, I won't.
steam://joinlobby/553850/109775241545782388/76561198126520852D10, Robots.
>>567878772shitskin dutch tranny moment
>>5678787723/4.
>>567878772FVLL.
>>567876063Wrong, actually. Warp ships have -250% exdr so anything with 2000 ap6 or 3000 ap5 will blow it through the shields.
>>567836000>this way have thinking seems to have paid off.you could really append this statement to anything out of a swede's mouth. it's a great summation of the stockholm ethos and really illustrates the contrast between their superiority complex and reality.
I'm not sure things will be much better next week. Pretty sure thousands of hours of playing games with upscaling has degraded my vision.They should overhaul the audio next.
>>567869175A mix of planning vacations and recovering from vacations
>>567870386I don't pay attention to kills since so many things don't record their kill counts properly
>>567872093>>567871459The tl;dr is that you should shoot fleshmobs with EXPLOSIVES so that you damage all of the heads in parallel and multiply your damage output
Playing with low levels is an experience
>>567872093>he tl;dr thing about fleshmobs is aim at a single spot and keep shooting it forever.each of the top 4 heads have a 150% transfer to main so you should move to the next head once one pops
>>567881610actually I kill them with the AMRsuck on that
>>567882145cute leandiver duntz...
>>567882167Only if you never stop shooting, and moving to the other head doesn't risk missing any shots. Missing shots to hit the heads is worse than magdumping into the 100% zone
The memepoch has many problems, but I'm convinced that the greatest is it's spread that is a literal order of magnitude greater than the RR/EAT /Quasar. It is an AT weapon that demands that the player hit weak points like hulk/war strider eyeballs in order to match or exceed the performance of other AT weapons. By itself that would be fine and the epoch would be an AT weapon with a higher skill floor. However the spread is wide enough that player skill expression doesn't have room to be expressed. You can aim perfectly at that eyeball and at most ranges the round can just miss due to luck.It truly is a case study of one of the most poorly designed videogame weapons of all time.
>>567882145>level 66
>>567882792And remember said spread on release was 5 times worse than it is now.
>>567882228You can do that. Explosives are just most advantaged
>>567818429sloppo from soppo.
>>567882145The chad 3 stratHes covered in blood that means he survive many things
I have here a lobby that you should joinsteam://joinlobby/553850/109775241550217047/76561198040375859
>>567882981I still am annoyed when people call the OG spread a "bug". A bugged spread would be something like the intern fat fingering in an extra digit or misplacing a decimal point. The "bug fixed" spread, logically, would bear some resemblance to the original erroneous value since the two numbers would be the same minus the erroneous extra digits. But that's not what we saw with the memepoch. What we saw was one hilariously high/insultingly bad spread value that was replaced with a completely unique spread value that was better but still hilariously one of the very worst in the game. Alexus always intended to accuracy to be dogshit. He boiled the frog too hard originally. Absolutely garbage design on a weapon that needs to snipe weak points to compete.
>>5678839852/4
>>567882482>Missing shots to hit the heads is worse than magdumping into the 100% zonebro how do you miss? you start in one quarter and then just drag from one to the other with the trigger held down
>>567883985FVLL
>>567878967gucci slippers moment
>get the itch to play again>remember that the game is still broken>remember that AH still owns the IP>remember that we won't see new content until the end of next month(swedish mandated vacation time) at best>itch to play again is gone
>>567884095The thing is, developers fucking LOVE to call anything that makes them look bad a "bug", especially if it was a conscious decision that they made but never specifically announced.Honestly though, high spread wouldn't have been that bad if it had a colossal blast radius, then there'd be some sort of sense like "yeah you'll have trouble hitting something dead-on, but the explosion will vaporize everything within a hundred feet of it anyways so who cares" or something like that. But it's a weird precision weapon with a meh explosion as a bonus, so the accuracy actually fucking matters.
>>567884095that's what annoys me a lot with arrowhead (and many other devs today) is that they'll make an absolutely retarded decision, and when they finally admit it was wrong and change it, they call the old design a "bug"
>tfw rundiver lobby
So if this is on Bore Rock and we take Bore Rock does anything happen?
>>567885082The original hilariously bad spread could have been fine if only the charge shot actually damaged shit within the ~10m radius of the explosion's visual effect with AP5 damage.I bet that at some point the AOE was that large, but then Alexus was malicious. Nerfing the radius of the damage just required changing one integer. Changing the animation probably never happened before it probably would require more than 1 second of work.
>>567885942does anything happen? in Helldivers™ 2?
>>567885942Nope, those were just flavor text for old MOs.
>>567885256It really is baffling. Would they really be worse off if they just said "Yeah, that spread was a mistake. We're reducing it this patch"?
>>567886551Swiggers are too proud to admit they messed up, simple as
>>567885942NoNothing on planets mattersThey were added or featured as part of old MOs, and have thus stopped serving a purpose. They never served a purpose to begin with, really, but they serve even less of one now
>>567885942No sadly
>>567885942>>567886731>>567886702>>567886367>>567886321Isn't this a really easy thing to update the game with? Putting special passives on different planets?
>>567886965for a non-swede, yes
>>567886965Too much codeSmall indie studioGets in the way of my cocktail recipe learningBooking flights takes forever please understand
>>567886965Never underestimate the retardation of a Swede. You're talking about a company that only modeled Africans in their space game.
>>567886965Why so racist?
>>567886689as a proffessional swede hater, it's not just swedes. loads of devs do it nowadays."unexpected circumstance causing the effect to be weaker than intended" blah blah yeah nigga you put the damage at a third of what it should be and everyone but you knew it just from reading the patch notes
>>567886689Being Swedish is no excuse. I was taught to admit my mistakes and so, doubtlesly, were they.
You guys are still at it
>>567887689yeah make some new stuffmaybe with dogs this time
>>567886965Sir, suggesting that the game development team work is right up there with threatening them with death and suggesting they should play their own game.I know my tone here is harsh, but maybe you should think about the vacations the hardworking dev team need to take the next time you want to make such a bold assertation.I'm also diagnosing you with narcissism, chud.
>>567887689OMG ROBUTT HIIIIIIIIIII :D
>>567886965YesIt would be trivial to, for example, make all planets adjacent to a science center have 20% faster stratagem call-in time, or have all planets adjacent to the fixed wing aircraft facility provide 1 extra Eagle charge, or add a free eagle strafe to your loadout. You can even do this big picture. Hold the aircraft facility, and all eagles on all planets rearm 5 seconds faster. Now there's incentive to take these planets over others, in a hypothetical situation where the galactic war reset every month or two, taking planets could be done by a few hundred people, and strategically deciding which planets to go for was a thing that mattered. Arrowhead will never do any of this, of course. It's dinner time.
>>567886551Swiggers are like japs in that they have toxic face culture where they'd rather die than admit that they were ever wrong about even the most inconsequential of things
>>567888001if the GW was faster how would they live servicify the updates that take half a year to make?
>>567887805
oh jannies, looks like there's some slop to clean up
>>567888260I meanThey could actively do more heinous FOMO shit like this if they were serious.Customizable mechs are in, but only for the next galactic war because of X Y and Z factors for the last war, play now.Thankfully, their capacity for sloth is greater than their greed.
>>567888201Wtf are you on about? Japanese companies (at least the ones whos game I've played) always admit fault
>>5678839853/4 An anon had to go eat food
>>567888579Then you haven't dealt with japs much
>>567889126I've played primarily Japanese games since I was a kid. Not sure what schizo world you're living in. You probably had one bad experience and decided to base everything else off of it.
>>5678839853/4 hurry up they're talking about minecraft
>>567878772GGs.
>>567878772Thank you for hosting
>>567883985FVLL again
>>567857867There's a strategy game called Battlesector that had Imperial Guard added as DLC in late 2024. The guardsmen in it shoot projectiles instead of laser beams, and when asked about it they said that it was mandated by GW that lasguns shoot bullets. Since then every portrayal of a laser weapon in 40k has had it shooting bullets instead. The only exceptions are the ones that got "grandfathered" in like Darktide and Space Marine.
Hmmm today I will level the Suppressor to 25..>clueless>dives squids
>>567888308Miquella the Sneed
>>567889254coom in the moom's womb
>extreme cold>extreme heat>extreme cold>extreme heat>extreme cold>extreme heat
>>567887689kill yourself
smegdivers to smellpods i repeatsmegdivers to smellpods
>>567892957
>>5678839853/4 gg
>>567883985GGs, very excellent tankdiving was had today
>>567883985GG lads that was a cool mission
>>567893653one of the worst posters ITT, should be raped to death with a FUCKING PIPE and broken glass and buried in a shallow ditch.
>>567890285> https://youtu.be/QbA4ZQI7AN8?si=Mafu9ScugjAyeBAf&t=141>total warhammer 40k reveal>imperial guard lines in the foreground and on the right side>suspicious amounts of slow yellow tracers coming from themthis is the lamest and gayest fucking change I have ever witnessed
>>567894050I barely see them post the robutt and usually its only like 1 or 2 images. You need to lie down.
>>567890285>think you're talking out your ass>mfw the total war 40k trailer also has lasgun bullets
>>567894097It's a slow yellow shot in that Vampire Survivors clone they released too. I thought it was just the game being lazily made shit but I guess some infallible genius at GW just hates lasers.
>>567890285>>567894412Darktide has neither of these. The lasguns shoot a beam like the sickle in HD1.
>>567894097>>567894562>The basic yellow round tracer rounds used in literally fucking everything is now lame and gay because 40kYou need to try harder to come up with reasons to seethe over a 40k crossover in helldivers 2
Holy fuck, is the lasgun gonna be another light pen assault rifle!?
>>567894312Should be ZERO you need to lie down with him in a mass grave.if i have two bullets and i had robutt and you in a room i think i'd shot you twice, enablers are worse.
>>567894567Darktide released over 4 years ago.
>>567894873obviously
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/cvvjq1ua/las-canon-how-the-astra-militarums-indomitable-lasgun-works/>And yet, they also have a reputation of being, well… how to put this diplomatically? A bit underwhelming. We all know the jokes and the memes: people call them ‘torches’ or ‘flashlights’, and they jest that lasguns are only good for stripping the paint off ceramite.Arrowhead is 100% running with this and making them useless because "lol were fucking tourists!"
>>567894818first: you're a retardsecond: lasguns have been depicted as solid red beams since fucking dawn of war 1 released in 2004 all the way to space marine 2 released in 2024third: yellow round tracers aren't lame and gay because they are 40k, they are lame and gay because they are replacing the solid red beam which is the vastly visually superior way to depict lasgunsforth: we're seething at games workshop being retarded and ruining a great visual for no fucking reason at all. this has nothing to do with arrowhead or the crossover itself
>>567895805>Tourist thinks the imperium only uses laser weaponsThe self-writing jokes have been off the fucking charts since they announced that crossover
>>567894567>"GW started retconning lasguns in 2024">Your dumb ass: but this game released in 2022 has them shoot beamsplease god just fucking read
I think it would be funny to get some frontline fast food worker warrior warbond setIf super earth wants to be stupid i say let em
>>567896153Sounds like you should go play darktide if this bothers you this much
>>567894818bruh it has nothing to do with the color and everything to do with the fact that las-weaponry now shoots projectiles, not beamsthey are laser weaponsanything that shoots a tracer round like a bullet is not a laser weapon
>>567894312>themkys tranny
>>567896384>anything that shoots a tracer round like a bullet is not a laser weaponSee the crazy thing about laser rifles is they arnt real so you can just make up however they work. Laser guns work both ways. They fire beams or bolts
>>567896570You will never be a woman
>>567896557>lasers aren't realListen to yourself.
>>567896484>So mindbroken he thinks referring someone using the basic grammar of "they" means theyre talking about troonsYoure more demented than most troons.
>>567896570its happened to furry and loli haters...Just consumes them...
>>567895805I always liked the idea that different factions/lasgun variants used different coloured lasgun beams.It always gave me such a "NATO uses red tracers, Warsaw Pact green tracers" vibe when reading about that in one of the Imperial Guard books.
>>567896642Notice how i said laser RIFLESBut I guess you couldnt have your "gotcha" moment if you kept that part in, huh? :)
>>567896740Don't use tranny language if you don't want to be called a tranny.
>>567896905>Hes letting the trannys twist and warp basic grammar because hes so terrified of themYou have issues.
>>567895438GW will probably step in and tell them the lasgun would be a medium pen, and it will be a scorcher side grade
>>567894881Actually deranged post
>>567897639he's not wrong though
>>567897861Nigga hes threatening to kill people over a picture of a chibi robot
I dind all the sciemce We ram owtov bredds...This js The end of helldibers ...
>>567897974>threatening to killwhere? you illiterate toon
>>567898283dont worry hitler i'll bake
>>567898362>>567894881>if i have two bullets and i had robutt and you in a room i think i'd shot you twice, enablers are worse.
New>>567898897>>567898897>>567898897
>>567898796that's not a threat, its a made up scenario not real
>>567899253>"You need to lie down in a mass grave"Is a wish of deathThen you followed up with "If i had a gun, I'd shoot you twice"Tell me how thats not a death threat?
>>567899345>you need >ifgo back fag
>>567899529Would you say those words to a police officer? The answer is "no" because you know what it is.
>>567897023Just say "he" like a normal person tranny.
>>567900089>The person who makes death threats over someone posting an AI image is telling other people to be normalObsessed and deranged.
>>567899657>wish of deathso is that like a thoughtcrime, dunno nygga call internet police i guess
