Previous: >>567884279>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Twin Tabo Sex
>>567910478mildly, dare I say it, MEAN?
This thread will be cleaner.
waheyCUTE laisuI wanted to bake with tama..
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Consensual intercourse with Twin Turbo
>Mind breaks the schizos
tung tung tung sahur
Digitan LOVE
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Mambo!
>tfw the game won't give me Groundwork >I keep getting agemasened by Helios >I'll never win a platinum title>I'll never have a girlfriend >I WILL die alone
Oh I didn't even realize I actually hit 200m. Going to try to get at least 3 times this by the end of the year now that I'm actually doing auto fan runs like a degenerate. I hope they release another 30% fan gain card like Ai.
>>567912437If the onsen was mixed bathing her parents probably would have had her go in with her trainer
>>567912593[-] [-]boobs
>>567912740Transcend has inverted nipples
>>567912790idk who that is but cool
Last Thread
>>567912740You're on thin ice
would you?
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
Way to make a new thread right as I was making a post douche fag.Join my randomly selected room.97690575
>>567912948>junior yearyou always should
>>567912910>helios post sex
>>567912910HOLY JP UMAMUSUME!
>>567912910
We have some races today, only one graded tho, Oaks on SundayG3 - Heian Stakes, 1900m Dirt, 4YO or Older only (post time - 15:45 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon3.4.5. Dam side - Grass Wonder6.7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Neo Universe8. Dam side - Tamamo Cross9. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Special Week10.11. Dam side - Symboli Kris S, Fuji Kiseki12. Dam side - Agnes Digital13. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week15.16. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week
>>567913073Okay V
>>567913116ok
>>567912910>post fukuAs Shiraoki-sama demands
>>567912975Nice try making a room so you know who the schizos are
I'm saving for this semen demon
>>567912854Why did she ask me particularly about having a quarrel?
do i really have to make cheer kingu an end closer for next CM? using my borrow for nice nature instead of mr CB feels so much better. i'm already using marvelous str for her race bonus anyhow.
>>567912998
>>567913368If you want to play late Kingu, use the original
>>567913116>Merry Christmas>descended from Symboli (Merry) Kris SI'm rooting for this one
>>567913427
>>567913434not now oguri
>>567913427It's a good thing there seems to be a pillow because that fall could be deadly otherwise!
imagine the smell
>>567913427waheying her wei
>>567912948>>567912997always gamble
>>567913368>do i really have to make cheer kingu an end closer for next CM?if you want her unique to actually work, yes. otherwise you're just playing an NPC uma if she's ran as late
>>567913547She's definitely bracing for impact.
>>567913327She just wants to break the jinx with the power of umaxtore friendship
>>567913327It's like getting into a fist fight with one of the boys and still being friends, but with a girl who wants to umapyoi
>>567913245How about this. If you don't join my room you're a confirmed schizo for choosing to engage with this schizo thread instead of playing the game.976905759769057597690575
>>567913757I'm a schizo and I'm V though
>>567913682trainer rights???
>>567912462
>>567912975I just noticed it's a Dirt Sprint...Bono is going to dieI don't even have any Dirt Sprint Umas!!!!
>>567913725Do you post Transcend just to torture Goslings?
>>567913368This isn't CM3/CM5. OYL and Furious Feat are too inconsistent to actually help you win anymore. Notice how bad they were in CM10.
>>567914058
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567914038I don't make the rules even though I made the rules. I opened the race list and scrolled down and pressed a button and that's what it came up with. I only have two runners that qualify myself and one of them is a pace chaser urara. This is not a highly competitive environment.
>>567913958Signed away to the Satono household.
>>567914045i dont care for vtards
I thought I had a good Parent but I didn't get a single follower after I made her my borrow
>>567914093Why can't Grass and Creek show feet
I love Rice
>>567914384Canonical btw
>>567914093I need Creek to use her seduction techniques on me
>>567914296If you're not the best or second best, no one will want to borrow you. I put up a 3 Blue 3 Distance parent 7 months ago and never got a more desirable parent since then.
>>567914564you should put seasonal stuff otherwise nobody is gonna borrow shitmy maru for cm13 got me a lot of followers
>>567914296I'm basically keeping my Unity parent up permanently because it keeps bringing in max club points
>>567914045but that's what neicha is for
>>567914564I usually get a random follow or 2 no matter what so it felt weird that I got no new followers for this uma because she's probably the best parent I ever made.I thought she would be pretty good for people Gutsmaxxing Fronts in this CM
>>567915043Probably has terrible affinity
CM13 status?https://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
Why is model student + delinquent best friends such a good combo?Good cop and bad cop vibes
>only a month of MANT left
I only just realized all races give 100 coins, regardless of their grade. I was looking at points all this time and missed out on a few fast learner hats I thought I had no shot of getting.
>>56791522492 affinity so it's not the best but I don't think it's bad either
>>567914120unless you run 3x for 3x the chance for a double perfect proc
>>567914696My seasonal Maru parent got decent borrows during CM4, but it dropped off immediately even before the CM started. Whereas my evergreen one is still averaging 40+ CP outside seasons, and 100 CP during season. >>567915043That's pretty amazing, but GW parents are so saturated that people probably don't have to settle for Speed sparks.
>a month of MANT left
Why is Dia such a slut?
You will join my fast anal sex room and you will like it.976905759769057597690575
>>567915604Do you at least have lube?
>2 weeks of MANT left
>>567915412Yeah, the Parent is technically for GL since I heard that Speed sparks are good there but I figured some guys that are trying Guts builds on Fronts would use my Seiun for Gemini
>>567912942
>>567915678The conditions are random. I don't know if it will be wet dirt or not. I haven't looked.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeppers..............
>>567912910>post fukuok
why are we so dead...
>>567915406It's more than just that. You're competing against End Closers who can Spurt+Cheer from 5th place and forward. Even if you hit OYL or FF, you have to do it from 6th place. Technically you can outrun the End Closers but that's another hard battle to fight on top of getting good proc already.
>>567916023This is a good thing.
>>567915825Taabo should have more porn
>>567915328
>>567915779Even on Guts builds, you want Power sparks.
>>567916062You're right.
What do you do in this situation?
>>567915243Me on the right
>>567915328Do you think that will revive /uma/ cuz I don't think so
>>567916201I CAN SEE IT
>>567916351I don't see anything.
>>567916310And that's a good thing
>Still only one person has joined the stupid dirt Sprint room in 44 minutesLiterally none of you fagots even play this game. I don't know why I even bother. It's just schizo all the way down.Fuck it. Must just be a bad time. Cancelled. Bro who joined, you're a real one. Everyone else in the thread, you're gay.
WOMBO COMBOO
>>567916201Not gay, but would
>>567916469Sorry I don't wanna get doxxed
>>567916035how to cheer in 5th
>>567916469I feel a lot of our normal posters or our funposters migrated to the "comfyhours"
>>567916576There is always at least one non-cringe cosplayer, then there is everyone else that is the biggest normalfag possible, while smelling.
>>567916469I've been up for 12 hours and my brain's barely working
>>567916469I'm sorry, I don't play Global.
>>567916201nice cock
>>567916469>dirt sprintNo one has one lying around.Least necessary categories to have a vetaran for.No one casually trains Urara.TT Dirts are miles.What the fuck did you honestly expect?
>>567916469Try during EU hours it's better
>>567916693>No one casually trains Urara.I don't think anyone trains Urara outside the "Haha I trained her as a joke to say I did"
>>567916469These hours are the worst newfriend. It's also the weekends so it's even worse than normal. Wait until monday to funpost.
>>567916469>sprint>dirtshut the fuck up
>>5679166872 retards and 2 sex bombs
>>567916624Man it seems many people still have the wrong impression about Cheer. It only requires you to be 6th or worse for the first half of the race. Gold Ship's Anchors Aweigh doesn't break it.
>>567916469Sorry I'm busy watching some random racecourse's dirt sprints irl that was recommended to me on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC7LB66u3zw
>>567916635Don't let the schizo know this you fucking retard
>>567916469I have a sprint Oguri from past CM but I don't join rooms during these hours
>>567916812You're gay>>567916693For everyone to not be so fucking gay
Best Admire:Best Agnes:Best Air:Best Hishi:Best Matikane:Best Mejiro:Best Narita:Best Sakura:Best Satono: Best Symboli:
>>567916469nobody has a sprint dirt horse nigger
>>567916875He already knows, he spends 6 hours there trying to stir shit all alone until the burgers wake up
if only director wouldve friggen given head on. Might be my final ace for nishi tho, tis a highroll for me ngl idk if its just #of runs, better parents that have so many in the 19k+'s. Thought would've been at least 18 with those stats
>>567916576canon event
>>567916469Turf game. I don't associate with d*rters.
>>567916469Maybe don't restrict it to S and up if you want people to join.
>>567916986No, kill yourself
>>567916469MANT moment
how many cms until MANT is over bwos
>>5679172403
>>567917240We're only halfway through
>>56791724025
>>567916469lmao dude actually expects his room to get filledstop hosting rooms if you're going on a melty the moment it fails to fill. what are you the same guy that cancelled the danchou cup cause his feelings were hurt?
>>567916934What is even more gay is that, on the off chance that someone wanted to make a fresh runner just for your fun run, MANT runs take an hour, so you would have cut them off.Think, anon. Please.
>>5679172403 CMs or 63 days
>>567917240About 6-7
>>567917240Don't worry, it'll all be over soon
>>567916986VegaDigitanGrooveMiracleTannhauserMcQueenTop RoadBakushin OCrownRudolf
urara would have joined
>>567917240At least you should have the motion down. CM15 is very similar to CM13, so go with your tried and true strat. CM16 should be straightforward with everyone running Pace Chasers for a Sprint CM again.
>>567917439Replying to yourself is really pathetic man
who do we blame for this
replying to yourself is pathetic man
>>567916469>dirt sprintThat's why no one joined. I've only seen one S ranked Urara that joins our rooms
>Another Stego onsen ticketI love you.
>>567912585Cowkini Digitan is so preciousEmbarrassing Digitan is the highest of callings
ignoring criticism is pathetic man
>>567917535Blame Doto or Mambo. Either way, they're both connected to Fuku who orchestrates everything behind the scenes due to how many influential groups she's close to
>>567916035thats true. spring spectacle + firm course menace lets you be VERY high above the speed cap so maybe you can run down ends with your greater LS acceleration coefficient
>>567916469>Bro who joined, you're a real one.No problemAlways looking for an excuse to use Akebono I did spend $90 for her, after all...
yfw you will never rent an apartment to a single uma mom
Some of these horses are too erotic...
>>567916469Next time add more retarded restrictions like Winning Ticket only. That should make it easier for the room to fill
>>567917018deck?
>>567917936BakuSHIT
>>567916986 Terra Tachyon Jihad AkebonoMamboBrightBrianLaurelDiaRudolf
>>567917931You're tellin' me, man.
>>567918162Stop replying to a shitty avatarfag
