Previous: >>567884279>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Twin Tabo Sex
>>567910478mildly, dare I say it, MEAN?
This thread will be cleaner.
waheyCUTE laisuI wanted to bake with tama..
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Consensual intercourse with Twin Turbo
>Mind breaks the schizos
tung tung tung sahur
Digitan LOVE
[-]
Mambo!
>tfw the game won't give me Groundwork >I keep getting agemasened by Helios >I'll never win a platinum title>I'll never have a girlfriend >I WILL die alone
Oh I didn't even realize I actually hit 200m. Going to try to get at least 3 times this by the end of the year now that I'm actually doing auto fan runs like a degenerate. I hope they release another 30% fan gain card like Ai.
>>567912437If the onsen was mixed bathing her parents probably would have had her go in with her trainer
>>567912593[-] [-]boobs
>>567912740Transcend has inverted nipples
>>567912790idk who that is but cool
Last Thread
>>567912740You're on thin ice
would you?
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
Way to make a new thread right as I was making a post douche fag.Join my randomly selected room.97690575
>>567912948>junior yearyou always should
>>567912910>helios post sex
>>567912910HOLY JP UMAMUSUME!
>>567912910
We have some races today, only one graded tho, Oaks on SundayG3 - Heian Stakes, 1900m Dirt, 4YO or Older only (post time - 15:45 JST)1. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon2. Dam side - Agnes Tachyon3.4.5. Dam side - Grass Wonder6.7. Sire side - Grass Wonder; Dam side - Neo Universe8. Dam side - Tamamo Cross9. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Special Week10.11. Dam side - Symboli Kris S, Fuji Kiseki12. Dam side - Agnes Digital13. Sire side - Symboli Kris S, Neo Universe; Dam side - Sakura Bakushin O14. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week15.16. Sire side - Cesario, Special Week
>>567913073Okay V
>>567913116ok
>>567912910>post fukuAs Shiraoki-sama demands
>>567912975Nice try making a room so you know who the schizos are
I'm saving for this semen demon
>>567912854Why did she ask me particularly about having a quarrel?
do i really have to make cheer kingu an end closer for next CM? using my borrow for nice nature instead of mr CB feels so much better. i'm already using marvelous str for her race bonus anyhow.
>>567912998
>>567913368If you want to play late Kingu, use the original
>>567913116>Merry Christmas>descended from Symboli (Merry) Kris SI'm rooting for this one
>>567913427
>>567913434not now oguri
>>567913427It's a good thing there seems to be a pillow because that fall could be deadly otherwise!
imagine the smell
>>567913427waheying her wei
>>567912948>>567912997always gamble
>>567913368>do i really have to make cheer kingu an end closer for next CM?if you want her unique to actually work, yes. otherwise you're just playing an NPC uma if she's ran as late
>>567913547She's definitely bracing for impact.
>>567913327She just wants to break the jinx with the power of umaxtore friendship
>>567913327It's like getting into a fist fight with one of the boys and still being friends, but with a girl who wants to umapyoi
>>567913245How about this. If you don't join my room you're a confirmed schizo for choosing to engage with this schizo thread instead of playing the game.976905759769057597690575
>>567913757I'm a schizo and I'm V though
>>567913682trainer rights???
>>567912462
>>567912975I just noticed it's a Dirt Sprint...Bono is going to dieI don't even have any Dirt Sprint Umas!!!!
>>567913725Do you post Transcend just to torture Goslings?
>>567913368This isn't CM3/CM5. OYL and Furious Feat are too inconsistent to actually help you win anymore. Notice how bad they were in CM10.
>>567914058
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>567914038I don't make the rules even though I made the rules. I opened the race list and scrolled down and pressed a button and that's what it came up with. I only have two runners that qualify myself and one of them is a pace chaser urara. This is not a highly competitive environment.
>>567913958Signed away to the Satono household.
>>567914045i dont care for vtards
I thought I had a good Parent but I didn't get a single follower after I made her my borrow
>>567914093Why can't Grass and Creek show feet
I love Rice
>>567914384Canonical btw
>>567914093I need Creek to use her seduction techniques on me
>>567914296If you're not the best or second best, no one will want to borrow you. I put up a 3 Blue 3 Distance parent 7 months ago and never got a more desirable parent since then.
>>567914564you should put seasonal stuff otherwise nobody is gonna borrow shitmy maru for cm13 got me a lot of followers
>>567914296I'm basically keeping my Unity parent up permanently because it keeps bringing in max club points
>>567914045but that's what neicha is for
>>567914564I usually get a random follow or 2 no matter what so it felt weird that I got no new followers for this uma because she's probably the best parent I ever made.I thought she would be pretty good for people Gutsmaxxing Fronts in this CM
>>567915043Probably has terrible affinity
CM13 status?https://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9xhttps://poal.me/hp3s9x
Why is model student + delinquent best friends such a good combo?Good cop and bad cop vibes
>only a month of MANT left
I only just realized all races give 100 coins, regardless of their grade. I was looking at points all this time and missed out on a few fast learner hats I thought I had no shot of getting.
>>56791522492 affinity so it's not the best but I don't think it's bad either
>>567914120unless you run 3x for 3x the chance for a double perfect proc
>>567914696My seasonal Maru parent got decent borrows during CM4, but it dropped off immediately even before the CM started. Whereas my evergreen one is still averaging 40+ CP outside seasons, and 100 CP during season. >>567915043That's pretty amazing, but GW parents are so saturated that people probably don't have to settle for Speed sparks.
>a month of MANT left
Why is Dia such a slut?
You will join my fast anal sex room and you will like it.976905759769057597690575
>>567915604Do you at least have lube?
>2 weeks of MANT left
>>567915412Yeah, the Parent is technically for GL since I heard that Speed sparks are good there but I figured some guys that are trying Guts builds on Fronts would use my Seiun for Gemini
>>567912942
>>567915678The conditions are random. I don't know if it will be wet dirt or not. I haven't looked.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeppers..............
>>567912910>post fukuok
why are we so dead...
>>567915406It's more than just that. You're competing against End Closers who can Spurt+Cheer from 5th place and forward. Even if you hit OYL or FF, you have to do it from 6th place. Technically you can outrun the End Closers but that's another hard battle to fight on top of getting good proc already.
>>567916023This is a good thing.
>>567915825Taabo should have more porn
>>567915328
>>567915779Even on Guts builds, you want Power sparks.
What do you do in this situation?
>>567915243Me on the right
>>567915328Do you think that will revive /uma/ cuz I don't think so
>>567916201I CAN SEE IT
>>567916351I don't see anything.
>>567916310And that's a good thing
>Still only one person has joined the stupid dirt Sprint room in 44 minutesLiterally none of you fagots even play this game. I don't know why I even bother. It's just schizo all the way down.Fuck it. Must just be a bad time. Cancelled. Bro who joined, you're a real one. Everyone else in the thread, you're gay.
WOMBO COMBOO
>>567916201Not gay, but would
>>567916469Sorry I don't wanna get doxxed
>>567916035how to cheer in 5th
>>567916469I feel a lot of our normal posters or our funposters migrated to the "comfyhours"
>>567916576There is always at least one non-cringe cosplayer, then there is everyone else that is the biggest normalfag possible, while smelling.
>>567916469I've been up for 12 hours and my brain's barely working
>>567916469I'm sorry, I don't play Global.
>>567916201nice cock
>>567916469>dirt sprintNo one has one lying around.Least necessary categories to have a vetaran for.No one casually trains Urara.TT Dirts are miles.What the fuck did you honestly expect?
>>567916469Try during EU hours it's better
>>567916693>No one casually trains Urara.I don't think anyone trains Urara outside the "Haha I trained her as a joke to say I did"
>>567916469These hours are the worst newfriend. It's also the weekends so it's even worse than normal. Wait until monday to funpost.
>>567916469>sprint>dirtshut the fuck up
>>5679166872 retards and 2 sex bombs
>>567916624Man it seems many people still have the wrong impression about Cheer. It only requires you to be 6th or worse for the first half of the race. Gold Ship's Anchors Aweigh doesn't break it.
>>567916469Sorry I'm busy watching some random racecourse's dirt sprints irl that was recommended to me on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cC7LB66u3zw
>>567916635Don't let the schizo know this you fucking retard
>>567916469I have a sprint Oguri from past CM but I don't join rooms during these hours
>>567916812You're gay>>567916693For everyone to not be so fucking gay
Best Admire:Best Agnes:Best Air:Best Hishi:Best Matikane:Best Mejiro:Best Narita:Best Sakura:Best Satono: Best Symboli:
>>567916469nobody has a sprint dirt horse nigger
>>567916875He already knows, he spends 6 hours there trying to stir shit all alone until the burgers wake up
if only director wouldve friggen given head on. Might be my final ace for nishi tho, tis a highroll for me ngl idk if its just #of runs, better parents that have so many in the 19k+'s. Thought would've been at least 18 with those stats
>>567916576canon event
>>567916469Turf game. I don't associate with d*rters.
>>567916469Maybe don't restrict it to S and up if you want people to join.
>>567916986No, kill yourself
>>567916469MANT moment
how many cms until MANT is over bwos
>>5679172403
>>567917240We're only halfway through
>>56791724025
>>567916469lmao dude actually expects his room to get filledstop hosting rooms if you're going on a melty the moment it fails to fill. what are you the same guy that cancelled the danchou cup cause his feelings were hurt?
>>567916934What is even more gay is that, on the off chance that someone wanted to make a fresh runner just for your fun run, MANT runs take an hour, so you would have cut them off.Think, anon. Please.
>>5679172403 CMs or 63 days
>>567917240About 6-7
>>567917240Don't worry, it'll all be over soon
>>567916986VegaDigitanGrooveMiracleTannhauserMcQueenTop RoadBakushin OCrownRudolf
urara would have joined
>>567917240At least you should have the motion down. CM15 is very similar to CM13, so go with your tried and true strat. CM16 should be straightforward with everyone running Pace Chasers for a Sprint CM again.
>>567917439Replying to yourself is really pathetic man
who do we blame for this
replying to yourself is pathetic man
>>567916469>dirt sprintThat's why no one joined. I've only seen one S ranked Urara that joins our rooms
>Another Stego onsen ticketI love you.
>>567912585Cowkini Digitan is so preciousEmbarrassing Digitan is the highest of callings
ignoring criticism is pathetic man
>>567917535Blame Doto or Mambo. Either way, they're both connected to Fuku who orchestrates everything behind the scenes due to how many influential groups she's close to
>>567916035thats true. spring spectacle + firm course menace lets you be VERY high above the speed cap so maybe you can run down ends with your greater LS acceleration coefficient
>>567916469>Bro who joined, you're a real one.No problemAlways looking for an excuse to use Akebono I did spend $90 for her, after all...
yfw you will never rent an apartment to a single uma mom
Some of these horses are too erotic...
>>567916469Next time add more retarded restrictions like Winning Ticket only. That should make it easier for the room to fill
>>567917018deck?
>>567917936BakuSHIT
>>567916986 Terra Tachyon Jihad AkebonoMamboBrightBrianLaurelDiaRudolf
>>567917931You're tellin' me, man.
>>567918162Stop replying to a shitty avatarfag
>>567917921uma with the saddest backstory? I know Groove is an orphan
>>567917535Who else
>>567917992
Wonder Acute dressed and participated in the Soma Nomaoi departure ceremony
Were got alot of games cracked danchou, forgive me for only doing careers 4x a week. Without superskip, Im just too exhausted
super skit and auto doko?
>>567918290Ryan was born looking like Ryan
>>567918412Real horse wondering why anime horse doesn't have teeth
>>567918290Groove is an orphan who was left to her own devices by the orphanage staff because she was "mature" and they thought she could handle herself, something the orphanage director actually ends up regretting and tells you as much when you meet her during the christmas event. She also shared her birthday with other children so didn't understand the concept of having her own birthday party and was confused when it was first mentioned to her.
>>567917549WITCH
>>567918412
>>567918412is that apron really supposed to be horse armor
what recovery should you get on s maru if you couldn't get cacao
>>567918607It's so you can't see it's tits.
>>567918519I need to read her story
>>567918506frightening image
>>567918607it's horse "armor" yea
>>567918735I thought you played umajp
>>567918829he doesn't lol.
>>567917549We are NOT touching tips
>>567918829No one in this thread does.
>>567918902yeah it's the global general
>>567918519fuck, that’s depressing, but considering how clueless and ignorant the ‘experts’ usually are, it’s realistic
if you won't touch tips with your uma, are you really her torena?
creating a avatarfag boogeyman and replying to yourself is pathetic man
>>567918875>he doesn't touch tips with his favorite stallion uma
>>567918902Why is he avatarfagging with a JP uma he doesn't know anything about then?
>>567918829He used to pretend to play but then he got caught larping and now he just hopes everyone forgot when we hadn't, lol.
>>567918986I'm going to do more than touch tips
>>567918829>>567918856>>567918945tranny no one in this threadp lays the game period we all just goon and reply to literal GPT bot posts>>567917921>DKB>HEVCholy fuck end yourself troon zoomer>>567918574>>567918841>>567918804DIE JP POSTER GOONER
i don't get itdid the irl horse really defeat a giant demon monster?
>>567918829I'm a global player though? I only post here and on /v/ma.
>>567918961It's pretty much her entire reason for being as cold as she is. "I never got help, I don't need help, I'm fine on my own. Everyone who's gotten love before are just weak." It takes Trainer, Air Groove, Air Groove's Mom and Duramente to melt her walls.
>>567918902the stegofag does
Damage control begins.
>>567919176Why did you pretend that you're from /umaJP/ though?Or did you stop when you got outed spamming their thread?
I do play umajp tho?You can't even tell who you are replying anymore
I am displeased by the existence of brown people
>>567919149uh oh melty
>>567918863>>567918841Kissing Chrono Genesis without permission while I cum in her umanko raw on a dangerous day.
>>567919287Stealing screenshots from twitter does not count
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>>567919418>He thinks I ever posted my gameplay hereLMAO LOLLook at this retard
I'm schizo and none of you are real...
don't reply to it
>>567919342What have I done to you, brother?
NA hours really are dogshit
>>567919152Yes. It killed like 400 spectators. Hirofumi was close to falling off and getting disqualified because of it.
>>567919261I never pretended or say that. I've read some JP stories from the reader thoughbeit.
>the needlessly aggressive poster is hereCool
>>567919261stop interacting with it, it's funnier when it has to samefag
>>567919252No he doesn't. He steals screenshots.
This is easily the worst general on vg
>>567919259Based noticer
>>567919248>duramente that’s unexpected, I guess because she appears to be in similar circumstances as her but that’s only superficially. This has given me another reason to fucking dislike MANT, I miss the career stories
>>567919620fuck off sharteen
>>567919641>Everyone is one personholy schizo
>>567919620Oh you absolutely didhttps://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/565039454/#565045090
The general is fine when you are not here thoThese hours are always awful because of the multiple shitposters that don't play the game
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>567919149>DIE JP POSTER GOONER
>>567919152It's about her stopping the monster (Buena Vista) from getting the Triple Tiara.
>>567919836btfo
school's out I guess
>>567919745Not really. Duramente is her child IRL, and she immediately feels the connection with her the moment she gets introduced to Duramente through Air Groove's mom (who works something of a "school" herself) . There's actually a scene later on regarding those two that made me tear up like a little bitch. But in general it's actually very cute how Aruvu just can't say no to Duramente.
>>567919952Need summer creekNeed wedding creekNeed yandere creek
look at her butt
umasumi
next thread will hopefully be better
>>567920225Look at this one instead.
>>567920249good night avatartroon
Gonna go watch an alien play basketball~
Would you use "small" to describe Grass Wonder?
>>567920249>>567920269kys retarded avatartrannynext thread won't be better because you will still be here
>>567919952I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>567919667Thread is filled with cheaters, gaslighters, schizos, literal faggots on top of game is more jewish than FATE and doesnt respect my time.
>>567920330god i love this uma
>>567920404
This thread is fucking ass.
>>567920302okay
>marked
We need poster IDs
>>567920403>>567920342Holy melty.
>>567920513Now THIS guy is a free thinker
>>567919836But that wasn't my post? I've never been to /umaJP/. I find no reason to visit there, and if I ever want to talk about JP I head over to /v/ma as they're more accepting and tolerant about it.
We need poster DIcks
>>567920582
8 AM in Indonesia btw
>>567920743Bro, just stop avatarfagging and this all goes away, ut I know you won't because you like this attention.
Yes we're well aware of your nationality.
Notice how the "schizo" calls out random posters for avatarfagging but he never says anything to NTRfag?
>>567920756Why is she like this
>>567920330BOSSU
>>567920684stop replying to yourself manyou are so pathetic and lonely
>>567920756
Is there a way I can filter every BBB image?
>>567920796Good morning then!
>>567920658You first. Turn on your trip.
>>567920852see >>567920835blind imbecile motherfucker stupid bitch retard kill yourselfif you are going to stir shit to make up drama at least put some effort into it
>>567921024I'm not the NTRfag though?
>>567920989with the filter dumbass
>>567920928
>>567921045V please...one random guy calling out your avatarfagging is not the same as you screaming at random posters calling them names
7 and everyone stops fighting
>>567921010
>>567921085I still have to see them like that. I want to filter them preemtively
What even is happening here
>>567920796Sure you aren't!
>>567921101
>>567920835Just like what everyone else is doing. I'm just posting my favorite girl along with my posts. I don't see what is so bad about it, and more of a biased targeting.
>>567921076I don’t care who you are. That’s the point.
>>567920658>please let us self-moderate!>...>then please delete the posts I've reported>....This wouldn't be a problem if people decided to move away from 4chan.gov.il
You subhumans really are lashing out at a /v/ma poster because he likes Top Road tooThat's fucking pathetic my dudes. If being obsessed with me wasn't enough of a wake up call to stop being a schizo and get a life. I hope you read this and realize how much of a subhuman you are, you are not even human at this point.
>>567921259
>>567921183You can't because the avatarfag changes his MD5'S by adding a pixel dot in his images>>567921267No way you're being so oblivious lol
>>567921348Pretending to be a faggot everyone hates is kinda worse desu
>>567921297Point is the samefagging must stop.
>>567921348I hope your entire family gets raped, tortured and killed by niggers who record it and post it online
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>>567921436>EveryoneJust 3 subhumans including you isn't everyoneI get good replies on this thread whenever your discord troon buttbuddies aren't here>>567921519The laws of karma say that this will be reflected on youCareful what you wish for. Subhuman.
>>567921412
This is a bad time post in the thread isn't it
>>567921425I just can't see or fathom what is so bad about it when everyone else around me is also doing the same.
Yuri
>>567921585get raped to death
Staygoldtranny shits up the thread with jp garbage no one understands, not even he himself understands because he just steals screenshots, and barely gets told to fuck off. A guy appreciating a character that is in global just posts her image and he gets told to fuck off. How is this even fair
Today is Friday in Tracen Academy
>>567920547mommy.>>567921226need to hump it
>>567921585NOBODY fucking likes you. Not even one person
why are there multiple ntr posters
>>567921593Stego cute.
Maybe if you hadn't tarnished an uma's reputation so badly that wouldn't have happened.
>>567921606They are gaslighting you. Stop replying
>>567919259They hated jesus for speaking the truth...
Test
>>567921591
>>567921752why are you replying to yourself again? you did it once already
finally got my 8* pwr pasa upgrade from my previous oneshit whites but relevant pinks so whatever
>>567921840finally a good post
>>567921840Sir, this is a blue board.
>>567921840You can't post that
>>567921724Stay Cute!
>>567921795
>>567921892Don't think Kitasan has anything with your post, you should not use an avatar.
>>567921940Always and forever.
>>567921937You can't post that either
>>567922060I just think she's neat
>>567920214>yandere
>>567921972
>3 deleted>>567921937>no ears or tail
>>567921740Will do>>567921967I love this drawfag>>567921840>>567921937LEWD
It has to be yuri and sufficiently clear yuri, such that whatever they use to interpret images can tell it is yuri
>100+ filtered postsNice thread globaltards
>>567922127I think that too, we should date.
>>567922246>xl
>>567922246Ok Jp nigger have fun
>>567922148
Why are the schizos having a melty on Memorial Weekend
>>567922383Maybe because they're not American???????
>>567922246Can I have your anti-NTR filters?
>>567922330
>everyone busy fapping to palmer that they can't post
>>567922492
>>567921967chikubi...
>>567922651My dick is still swollen, so I can't...
http://poal.me/9pgk35http://poal.me/9pgk35http://poal.me/9pgk35
>>567921967
I can't wait for the staygoldtranny to blog about the gameplay he stole from twitter or discord and for him to samefag himself because no one actually gives a fuck just like he did yesterday
>>567922659
any rooms?
post spic memes
My super smart nopan wife
i fucking hate training taishin mani hate mant
>>567922774He doesn't steal it from twitter like you, V
>>567912437Sex with Nishino
The staygoldposter is a woman thus I will post about them and reply to them in the hopes that they give me the female attention I have sorely missed all my life
>>567922905Yes you do tranny
>>567922836
>>567922963My faurking hero
A message.
rooms. now.
>>567922886You'd think with her gigantic ass head, she'd know better
>>567922936A tranny isn't a woman
