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>Global Game News
Link your account to Cygames iD

Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"
Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)
Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/Firm
Current Event: The Promised Hour

>Schedule
05/07 - New Legend Races
05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)
05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/2400
05/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)
05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event
05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)
05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600
https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes

>JP Game News
Current Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)
New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" released

Timeline: https://uma.moe/timeline
Cygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en

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>All Guides & Resources
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Game database
https://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)
A basic guide for newfags
https://rentry.org/umaglobal
Find networks if your region is blocked from the game or client
https://www.umavpn.top
Seiyuu & Concerts
https://rentry.org/umst
Umamusume Birthday Calendar
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Uma Text
https://umareader.idsmile.xyz
Custom Stickers
https://schizo.farm/resources/stickers
Find borrows
https://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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This thread
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marbalus!
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I hope the janny sees the light and keeps the Marvelous thread this Sunday
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this is the one
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This one please
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This one.
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Tabo sex
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>>568082780
Why is Tabo so seductive?
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Let's use this one please
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>>568082749
>>568082780
No one actually wants to fuck turbo
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you ARE working on that beach bod right? Summer is right around the corner
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>>568082927
wrong
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>>568082927
I do
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>>568082927
I will fuck Turbo
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>>568082749
>>568082985
I want to sniff her pussy through her pants
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Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really reall yreally really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly reallyrea lly really really really really really really really relaly really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relaly really really really really relaly really really really love Stego.
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if you want Turbo you gotta catch Turbo
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>>568082749
>>568082780
>>568082918
>>568082985
>>568083123
What's her name again?
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>>568083196
Dual Engines
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Digitan LOVE
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>>568083196
Double Jet
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>>568083232
Digitan LOVE
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>>568083196
Twin Gears
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Attention please!

>King Halo Wife.

That is all.
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Last Thread
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>>568083196
Twin Drive
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Sex Desire
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>>567945521
So true, so real.
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>>568083451
>glug
this is an erp thing isn't it
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Sex.
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>>568083580
Rape Desire........
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>>568083451
I just don't care about these anymore
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>>568083643
well they're going to be posted every single thread for the next 5 years
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>>568083607
>that second pic
umautists calculate her ass size
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>>568083607
cakeryu
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>>568083686
You could've just said that you think they shouldn't be posted every thread, I will lower the frequency from now on
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Umas with missing tits?
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>>568083790
same size as haru urara
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>>568083790
>>568083825
SEX
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>>568083845
It's just a single post. Pretty sure it either gets ignored or replied. It's harmless anyway
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good day
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>>568083845
I'm not the guy who complained, I don't mind them.
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>>568083846
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>>568083846
Titless lifeform
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>>568083606
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Mambo!
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flat tits but with a nice ass
that's the perfect uma body type
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>>568084076
AHHHHHHHH
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Is this enough stamina? Guts will save me right?
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>>568084026
>>568084140
disgusting
do people actually find irl women attractive
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>>568084305
they have uncanny eyes
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>>568084305
neh but I like seeing effort
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>>568084279
>Maribel Renko

Nice.
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Have you done your #SparkForCurren yet?
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>>568084270
601 at minimum.
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does it bother you that /vm/a has plenty of fun thread races while all we have is shitflinging and drama?
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>>568084270
better buy a hydrate gwo
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last
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>>568084530
thats my dancho
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Rare Brick (835612678) has one spot for an anon who needs a comfy A+ club

>25mil monthly
>medium shoes
>stickers in chat

Reply here with ID or apply in game with /uma/
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>>568083915
Daring Sex
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>>568084594
WHAT
CLUB
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NO CLOCKS
NO AUTOPLAY
FOR YOUR GAME
I WILL NOT PAY
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Stego cute.
Stego hot.
Stego love.
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>>568084841
Stay Cute
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>>568083934
Stealing this
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>>568085071
Cute dancing Stego blob
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stealing teio's virginity
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Please talk more and about the game
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>>568084305
It’s the filter bwo
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>>568085204
already used all my borrows and it's over two hours till reset
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cute mackie career
need to do a sprinter next for the mission
bobo mutate probably
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>>568084468
>>568084506
say it ain't so...
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Grand Live will save /uma/
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>>568084939
Cute Journey
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When are we getting a random SSR ticket
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>>568084270
Guts can do it
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>>568085204
My Stego has been going through it this entire LoH and I'm tempted to switch her out for my TT Bamboo Memory (the other two are also TT Uma) to see how she'd fare but it really doesn't matter at this rate. I should get Plat 2 again, Plat 3 if I get lucky with matchmaking when I hit Plat, regardless of whether or not I switch her out.
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>>568085582
does LoH also play Ms. Victoria
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>>568085582
Aren't JP umas supposed to be LG by now? How do you have an 84% winrate with UA umas
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>>568085737
No.
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>>568084270
You'll have around 450 stam at the end, and your Guts can even get 1100 or 1200. It should be fine
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>>568085812
LG is hyper whale and luckshitter tier.
US4+ is like Whale Tier
UA3+ is kind of dolphin tier
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>>568085812
open league babie
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>>568085642
Umerican sex
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>>568085501
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>>568085642
Suzuka's tits are too big here.
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Training ends for miles makes we want to kill myself
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>>568086219
Close...
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>>568086282
buy spurt pre debut bwo
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>>568086282
>"Woe is me one of the best strategies for the CM is hard to train for"
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>>568086325
let me just manifest spurt hints onto my non-tamtam end ace pre-debut
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>>568086325
Muh fast learner chance though
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>>568086385
bwo you're packet sniffer?
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which uma would present this to you as breakfast
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>>568085505
*gives you Air Shakur*
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>>568086517
Super Creek
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>>568086325
gwo you've posted a Tama image and Tama has spurt
The meta End has gold spurt
Golshi has not spurt but has a baby mode unique
You have no reason to complain
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>>568086517
I don't think we have any uma bad at cooking
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>>568086517
Doto (she did it on purpose)
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>>568086517
Doto (the mug is filled with onions sauce and sour cream)
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>>568086282
retard
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Arsenal can't bottle but Spurs can get relegated. Only 2 more hours
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Yae
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>>568086517
Orfevre will decide to do something for once for you and this would be the result.
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>>568086517
King Halo.
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>>568086385
oh my b i mostly make tamtams and taishins these days so i forgot that pain
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>>568086753
Faggot
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>>568086765
Devour the food and lick the plate clean, she tried her best and that's all that matters
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>>568086282
I can tell you haven’t trained lates recently
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>>568086753
>>568086879
please don't fight /uma/dacchis ;_;
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>>568087029
then host rooms
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>>568086517
Doto, and then she will offer you her body in exchange for your forgiveness
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why are mares so much bros?
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>>568087070
umm no you have to put up with my selfishness
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>>568086282
Just did my first digitan career in a while and it was comfy as fuck, what do you mean?
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>>568086639
>>568086680
>>568086639
>>568086680
can you please stop slandering her??
sweet Doto is a good girl
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Frasshu
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>>568087158
they fuck their trainers
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>>568087195
Opera O wrote this post
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>>568085863
Good estimates, that's where the stats landed. I bought recovery just to be safe. Hope I don't miss straightaway adept.
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>>568087162
dick.
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>>568087232
Gwo your wit?
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>Dober not working again
I can't believe sloptubers gaslit me into spending 30k on her
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>>568087232
>witlet
gutsmaxxers are retarded
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>>568087294
retard
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>>568087294
Gwo your anni selector?
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>>568086282
I buy late game uniques like triumpulse or emperors from the get go whenever I train backliners as placebo
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>>568087281
>>568087354
She will pass her skill checks like a retard
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>>568087294
Yea bwo, next decent late/end inherit is years away
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>>568087195
Doto is the "villain" in the same way Tannhauser is the "villain", in that they're both smokescreens for Fukukitaru. Mind you, Fuku is also the reason Dober hates men and has Stay Gold on call to get Golshi to ruin things. You'd know this if you understood how to look behind the veil
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>>568087232
>600 wit
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you guys told me that dober was "pump but it can proc in 5th place too"
so how come pump works and dober doesn't
is it because I'm man? is that it?
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I give up with MANT.
Is sweep good 4 u?
Do they still track your IP?
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>>568085863
see-through clothing always gets me horny no matter what
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>>568087494
Best I can do is pacing down to 5th place
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Doto would tower over Opera if she stands normally
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>>568087679
>you guys told me that dober was "pump but it can proc in 5th place too"
whoever told you that is retarded. Dober only works if the corner #3 is during late-race.
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>>568087195
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>>568083451
>enough bwo
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>>568087794
Why would Doto do this
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>>568086517
god I fucking hate AIslop
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>>568087679
Both are shit this cm
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>>568087195
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>>568086517
shichi
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>>568087679
>gwo you HAVE to get dober she's the GOD PARENT for lates!!!
>erm it doesnt work
>erm it doesn't work
>erm it works but lates suck
>erm it doesn't work
>erm it doesn't work
>just use pump lol
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>>568088027
rape
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I think the MPB schizo is my favorite
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>>568088054
worked for me last cm
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>>568087195
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>>568088054
>niggas when dober doesn't work on one cm be like
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>>568088182
retard
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my danchou used to love dober
he's dead now...
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>>568088027
oh lord
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>>568088027
I want to fucking murder this whore
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>>568087158
whos this honse?
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Do you think that matriarchal societies are predominant in the uma universe? What with the weakest uma musume being 10x the strength of the strongest man.
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Hm... Doto's breast milk...
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>>568088027
My fish goes there
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gold city thinks the tiara races are fake and gay
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>>568088546
Umamusume are born to run, not born to lead
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>>568088686
George Washington was an Uma though
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>>568088546
umas only think about running and racing, they don't care about societal or political or financial power
that's why it's even hotter because you can still have a submissive little fuckslut uma even though she could easily overpower any man
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I am yet to see a Late win in the CM14 rrooms. Truly the most cucked style.
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>>568088795
>ywn never get the wooden teeth choppy toppy
Why go on?
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>>568088803
demonstrably wrong when there are uma like rudolf
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>>568088521
the oaks ohimba
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Holy
https://x.com/JRA_JRA_JRA/status/2058508323532783843?s=20
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>>568088795
a trans uma*
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>>568087858
Because she's evil.
That's why she's the perfect roommate for Shakur. A good girl who everyone thinks is a delinquent and an evil uma who everyone thinks is a pure angel.
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>>568088973
good girl Shakur...
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>>568087232
Looks good desu. My Deio is also a witlet but she can hit her skills just fine, and just have to duel anyway
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>>568088521
Oaks winner
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>>568088368
Mambro...
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>>568089082
lol
what a fucking clown
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Is it true that Pacers need 1000 guts minimum?
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>>568089030
Boysex is strictly regulated here, I’ll need to see your paperwork
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>>568089082
another future umamusume
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>>568089194
1200
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I wish umas were not real
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>>568089310
>clown pussy umamusume
uoh
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Is Ayabe cope?
I feel I've been getting more consistent results running guts bijin and Haru
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only tracen's strongest trainers will train end maya
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>>568088808
The most f2p friendly style is the most cucked, who would've guessed
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>>568089494
I miss end Maya. She was fun during unity
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>seven (7) days until CM14
>no /uma/ lobbies
>no meta discussion
>no retards fighting about which skills suck
>no laughing at shit aces
>half of /uma/ don't even have an ace built
cygames knew this would happen and yet they stayed the path. why purposefully kill every server, every time?
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Did you guys watch Mambo breaker?
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2779505762
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>>568089646
Maybe /uma/ would be happier if you didn't laugh at people's ace attempts.
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>>568089646
Not now. I’m laughing at the gutsmaxxing retards
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>>568089646
I'm still making parents gwo, cut me sone slack
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>>568089519
pace is fine thougheverbeit
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>>568089194
>minimum
you need 301. if anyone asks you to get 1000 ask them to explain how dueling works
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>>568089646
burgers are asleep and yuros don't give a fuck about whaleslop cms already
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>>568089646
I don't make my umas 3 days before the league selection because league selection is 3 days long
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if sweepy drops before finals i will make a last minute sweepy for cm14
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>>568089646
I'm busy luaghing at a retard emulating his real life wit right now
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>>568089646
I'm just waiting for the next scenario
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>>568089310
If her owner allows it. He's not a regular. Hell this is his second horse in general, the first one was relegated to NAR.

>>568089646
Cygames love shit tests.
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>>568089646
I'm having negative luck with aces this time and bracing myself to break my 3 plat streak. For Cancer I'm going solo xog again.
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>>568089646
We had rooms everyday for over a week bwo
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>>568089646
MANT moment
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>>568089646
i made my ass blunder and digital and called it a day
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83590505
83590505
83590505
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>>568089769
Go to sleep sweepybwo
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wahey
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>>568089646
>meta discussion
>more like sucking dicks and eating shits from sloptubers
I really prefer this way. Comfier thread and less youtube links.
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i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
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>>568089646
I have 3 aces I'm just too lazy to host
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>>568089990
>5 fronts
AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE PACEBROS
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>>568089990
another
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>>568090072
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>>568089646
Still waiting on that mile pink from my 7 As aptitude parent runs
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12203992
12203992
12203992
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Discuss this
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>>568090072
I saw your post on the red board!
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>>568089646
I just don’t like you
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>>568090387
I pick 6
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>>568086517
FINE MOTION
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>>568090387
1 would be the best for your grades
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taishin """""oshi""""" niggas the moment spurt doesn't work
(the next cm)
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92905662
92905662
92905662
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>>568090387
1
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>>568090587
maya butt...
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It's so over
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Caffeine
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>>568090587
Maya TRVKE
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>niggas sweating on their pull plans all the way to 2028 even though global won't make it through 2026
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>>568088027
>>568089030
I want to fuck a boy
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>>568086282
>bwooos twaining ends is like soooo hard, I have to get uma stan...and... yeah thats it, sooo hard ;_;
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I like it when I pick the friend team card, but the friend team effect doesnt activate until after second inspiration
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>>568090598
That Falco had the worst late start I've seen
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>>568090850
It takes like 20 minutes to put together. You are just lazy.
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>>568090878
I don't think she's sleeping here
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Has anyone ever activated this skill
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https://files.catbox.moe/a7j049.png
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let me join a race
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>>568091057
She IS sleeping, and only a kiss to her womb will awaken her
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>>568090387
Anyone who doesn't say 3 is the big gay
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So dead, oh so dead
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>>568090878
>>568089030
>>568088027
This boy is your fated lover
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>>568091264
17043633
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>>568090962
group cards are just another layer of RNG with the trade-off being very efficient stats to card-slot ratio and high-roll potential on random events. if your friendship gauges and date sequence pre-summer isn't immaculate then you just fuck your danchud in the ass and forfeit.
>>
Room beggars will do anything but host
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>>568090850
I always find it funny that the most dogshit posts have a laughing bakushin attached to them
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Danchou please come back... we miss you...
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>>568091456
this but also oguri and tamamo
all the reddit suspects
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>>568091515
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Fine Motion? More like Fine... Legs...
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>>568091359
result
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>>568091589
Buhi
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>>568091565
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what the fuck a can of coconut milk is over 700 calories?
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HIBIKE FAN FAR RAY
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Room?

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49977661
49977661
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>>568091740
O
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>>568091691
it's literally just fat, my guy.
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>>568091456
There is nothing wrong with that post global is being cut pre 2nd anni according to sources
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Are either of the two gacha SSR Guts at 1* a better choice than the f2p SSR ones at max?
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>>568091839
No
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>>568091740
>The entrants
like pottery
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>>568091674
Umas aren't this perverted...are they?
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>>568091839
>0 spec
>25 spec
>0 TE
>halved friendship bonus to boot
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starting off strong this morning
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>>568091740
>Welfare podium sweep
SOVLFUL

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77358162
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Do umas raise their butts like cats if you scratch them on their back right where theri tail begins. I always thought it looks really hot when cats do that
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>>568091172
Rice would do this
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>>568092048
>that nishino deck
holy
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>>568092060
>I always thought it looks really hot when cats do that
bwo what
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>>568092048
f2pGAWD
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>>568090387
2. I wanna flirt with Dantsu
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>>568092048
getting raped today......
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>>568092048
>6 SSR deck
BUUUUUHHHHHHIIIIIII
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>"bwo roll for nishino she has a good inhewit but only for miwes and sprints"
>Mile CM
>It's front+end slop
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>>568092060
>rabiposter
>disgusting degeneracy
yeah, that tracks
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I told Dober that the best way to get back at men is to rape them. You're welcome.
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rape is funny
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rape isn't funny
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>>568092048
>purist welfare deck
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Anybody else gets their runs killed in Oka Sho?
>400/300/500/300/500 stat splits
>lol ur solo front lol rumao
>all 5 clocks gone
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>>568092048
>that deck
>not even a Kitasan
HOLY SHIT MY KNEES ARE KNEELING ON THEIR OWN
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>>568092060
Only the nekomusume do that.
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>>568089751
I think we should laugh at this poster
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>>568092060
I hate rabis so much please post more.
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>>568092326
if you see no front you can just......drop to Pace you know?
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>>568092326
If I see less than two other fronts, I run pace because it's not worth the gamble.
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>>568092048
Back to your regularly scheduled Taishin raping
1 or 2 more

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56888105

>>568092183
Happens to the best of us bwo
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I think we should laugh at each other less
how about complimenting people instead of insulting them
>>
Test
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>>568092048
>rainbow f2p welfare deck
there is hope left in the world
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>>568092482
holy fuck you guys are fast
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i want to be raped by taishin
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A youtube short told me that the pink legacy gives more stats?
Is that real?
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>>568092482
>midget tomboy podium
is this the actual meta for cm14?
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>>568091324
SLAY THE HEAVENS - TIANSHA
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>>568092603
No
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>>568092536
Literally the same guy has sniped every single room that guy's posted. You can probably guess who.
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>>568092603
nyo the pink legacy doesn't raise stats, at least not in Global
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Only blacks like king halo
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>>568092680
the soulful f2pure cunny?
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Deio Sudebbu... Jobbed...
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>>568092680
That /uma/club faggot still camps rooms?
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Good morning friends!
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>>568092729
Can confirm, am black and like King Halo
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>>568092774
Yes, he was the first to join the last three rooms.
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>>568092774
I don't see any of his team in any of those rooms
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how many winners has Orf sired so far
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>>568092797
>spedchud kidnaps a roaming child and feeds them curry-rice
is this normal behavior in japan?
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>>568092482
Guess I can post the full results so we can show off the sovlful participants
Last one for now, might do more later tonight

97423288
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97423288
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>>568092146
horse
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Reminder that if your trainee has a bust size smaller than 85cm then she is a literal child and cannot consent to umapyoi
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>>568093015
I don't think she cares about consent
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>>568092294
I want taiki to rape me tho. Not her
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>>568093015
consensual sex with marvie
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>>568092842
he's in every room including this most recent one. You must be thinking of someone else
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>>568092836
Crazy, I'm starting to think it's a bot or something
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>>568092954
i can see why people dont host when its the same dude 6x in a row
posting results is tedious too
truly a thankless task
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>>568092854
Do you mean overall or G1?
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>>568092804
King Halo is ...blacked?
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>>568093309
overall
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>>568093412
560 winners that won 1851 races
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>>568093129
>the guy hosting the rooms is in every room
Oh you got me there nice riddle
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>>568092954
Oof, the Taishin overtake happened way too late this time
Thanks everyone for joining!
>>568093295
As the host, I don't mind, he has strong umas and he's fun to go up against
As I said before, someone else could host another room if there's so many people willing to participate, complaining doesn't really do anything
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>>568092854
Lucky Lilac 4 G1 (hanshin jf, elizabeth II x2, Osaka Hai), Epoca d'Oro 1 G1 (Satsuki Sho), Marche Lorraine 1 G1 (Breeders Cup Distaff, Teio Sho and Jbc ladies classic are jpn1) and our recent Oka Sho champion Juryoku Pierrot
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>>568093526
ty for hosting! hopefully I'll get a better curren today, had to swap out the other one since 1 green is too inconsistent
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>>568093572
You forgot someone
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>>568093526
>As I said before, someone else could host another room
That specifically does nothing to resolve it. I do host sometimes.
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>>568093526
Complaining makes me feel better
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>>568093515
I'm not talking about him obviously. I'm talking about the /uma/club guy.
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>>568093526
If you think he won't join these rooms too you're delusional
He specifically camps every single room /uma/ posts
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>>568093572
Wait Lilac is a mare??
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>>568093371
No, King Halo is GOATed
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>>568093840
She's Almond Eye rival tard bro
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>>568093840
yeah, she got mare left bias ear ornament
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>>568093840
Anon...
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>>568093780
Well if it's the guy I'm thinking of he's also in /uma/club so just saying that doesn't narrow it down. If it's the guy running 3 wedding alts and front Curren then in the rooms without full results he didn't reach top 4 with any of his team.
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>>568093716
>>568093827
Well if he's in one room he's probably not gonna be in the other one too if they're up at the same time, at least that's what happened when we had multiple rooms going on some days ago, I didn't see him in both the rooms
>>568093754
Understandable
>>568093584
No problem bwo, good luck with the succubus training
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my kingdom for mile S
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>>568093984
anybody got her umanko photos
just to be sure
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how can F2P compete /here/ when niggas with 6 SSRs just beats you again and agaib
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imagine suzuka GLUG GLUG in /uma/ collective bukakke semen hahahaha
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>>568094047
>Well if he's in one room he's probably not gonna be in the other one too if they're up at the same time
Do you not understand how joining the rooms work
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>>568093906
Wait Almond Eye is a mare?? But I thought mares were WEAK?
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>>568093906
bwo she isn't in my game yet how should I know that I only know the sexy fanart
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>>568093827
what is his endgame
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>>568092797
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I FUCKING LOVE MARES HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEEEEEEEEEEEX
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>>568094098
I got it on the second spark of a doomed run just now

pink inherits are going to be the reason I eventually quit this game
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>>568094047
NTA but I still appreciate you hosting even though I can never join the rooms. I know you yourself can't do anything about their autism
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A mare can't be the GOAT
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Anon please do your Keiba reps
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the same posts, the same art, the same bait
get more creative
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What the fuck is a goat
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>>568094046
Yes it's the Wedding alt guy and he didn't reach top 4 in some of the races
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>>568094159
7 for a window seat of course
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>>568094319
we get a meaningful update once in 4 months
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>>568094136
I do, he was not joining all the rooms when there were multiple ones going on at the same time the other day, even though he could have if he wanted to
>>568094124
Bwo there's a podium sweep posted in this very thread from a guy with only welfare cards aside the support...
>>568094274
Thanks bwo, I'm sure you'll be able to join too sometime!
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Who coulda thought that the club with the most botters here would be autistic
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Seiun Sky looks like a mob uma
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i mean at least he isn't a metachud
triple wedding is kinda sovl
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Is someone just trying to psyop room matches now? No one ever cared if someone consistently joining a chain of rooms for a period of time
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>>568092954
Thank for hosting! Wanted to see my Deio use her sudebbu but jobbed hard
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>>568094527
>he
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>>568094152
>If I join every single /uma/ room with my whale sweatoid team then surely I will become a recognized thread celebrity
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fuck you tazuna
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>>568094583
>has
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my cm team in the future
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>>568094639
>no
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>>568094152
I'm 90% sure they're the other person pretending to be the ntrfag
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You could easily fix whatever issue you have with room settings if you were to host
Actual foid behavior, complaining without wanting a solution
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i thought /uma/ said the new raisu wit is bad, is it actually a good card with a bad gold?
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Just regular high school boy anime characters
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>>568094583
No way it's a tranny
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>>568094712
>hands
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>>568094630
>Front Wedding Curren, Pace Wedding Groove and End Wedding Fine are a sweat team
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>>568094439
>that feet
ruined
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IT'S A NEW DAY
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>>568094770
>he doesn't know that /uma/club is a trannyden
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Almond Eye is seductive
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>>568094860
ruined your english perhaps
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>>568094747
It’s worse than every SR option currently available.
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Tomorrow is Monday
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>>568094962
?????
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>>568094942
Grim...
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>>568094747
more cleatable than shakur
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>>568094890
+90
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>>568094980
>>568095062
>>568095065
oh...
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>>568094143
Mares are probably the most brutal competitors in uma stories. Stallions are just chilling, meanwhile triple tiara ladies are trying to kill each other.
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>>568094860
esl-kun…
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>>568094713
elaborate
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>>568094980
speed bonus tho
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Is it better to do all 3 daily races in a set to guarantee 1 daily shop or do them 1 at a time for the chance at more than 1 daily shop?
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>>568095007
it should've been "that foot" if you were talking about one, "those feet" if you were talking about both of them
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>>568095308
all 3
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>>568095308
>/uma/ finds new ways to disappoint me
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Meet my OC Sammy
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>>568095154
Someone said they were in the anglo timezone and then someone was seething about the schizo at 4am anglo time a couple days ago. They also avatar ayabe here
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IM RICH
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>got blueballed by another spy x family chapter and wait for 2 more weeks for another chapter
>no decent ace after one week of making aces
am I a masochist or should I just kill myself
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>>568095415
3/5th of 1 mant run
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>>568095308
You do TT to get your shop at 1 left then do the daily races all at once
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>>568095412
Seems a bit far fetched to me
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>>568095345
nyaruhodo...
>>
At this point I'm convinced that your pink spark is influenced by how many races you run of a certain distance during career. You still need A, but how much you run increases the weight to that race type
I know I am wrong, but I need to comfort myself after 20 pasa parent runs without a mile spark
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>>568092797
Good morning
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Every post trying to schizo someone is just people throwing shit at the wall to see what stuff they can make up sticks BTW
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>>568095452
It’s kind of depressing when you put it that way.
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I hate this game of schizo boogeyman, can't we just i dunno talk about something else?
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>>568095469
I did all 5 TT pips just now without any daily shops appearing which is why I asked...
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>>568095558
Nice try v
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>>568095501
>>568095558
Just my personal schizo theory, really don't give a shit either way just want them to shut up already
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>>568095603
Maybe stop joining every single room /uma/club autist
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9th placer gets doxxed
are you man enough?
will post hah cool rah cool
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>>568095558
Typical brownoid behavior, instead of just being chill and having fun with anons, they're always trying to stir up shit, because they are insecure 3rd world losers that desperately try to fit in.
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>West Ham are this garbage
nyo... it's not fair... Spurs are gonna live and Arsenal already won
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>>568095558
>trying to schizo someone
can any helpful /uma/dacchi tell me what this means
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>>568095670
This reeks of projection
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>>568095661
>nigga with 2 Ug fronts joined
OH NO
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Still don't have a decent nishino parent...
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>>568095396
Cutest boy
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>>567486461
here you go
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>>568095795
that's fine you can just borrow mine
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>>568095821
raibi
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>>568095619
just bee lucky
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>>568095821
Whats left rabianon
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>>568095570
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bwos I'm thinking end closers are a bad idea for us f2ps trying to luckshit a win
they just stay in the back the whole race and whiff they accels
at least with pacers i can sometimes be lucky and make it up
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>>568095970
i look just like this
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>>568095828
But I don't want to be a borrowbab I want to be a real trainer with my own good stable...
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>>568095821
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>>568095967
>FA Fuku
>CB
>Bouquet
>SMaru
>Yeppers
>NY Ikuno
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>>568095661
>>568095661
WHAT THE FUCK I DOXXED MYSELF UG NIGGAS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO JOIN AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=rIs_Y6p4oAKwx3CVgd9DmvHZ
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>>568095970
Imagine the clapping and plopping and sloshing those tits and cheeks make when she runs
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>>568095970
16 years btw
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>>568095719
Schizo as a verb are just whatever actions performed by the noun form of schizos.
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KWAB
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>>568095970
Dantsu Sex
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>>568095970
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>>568096165
Falco and Curren right where they belong
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>>568096165
>YOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>568096165
Taishin game
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>>568096165
pacebros...
its hopeless for us...
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>>568094753
>stegofag mindbroke you so bad you're following random troons on xitter
kek
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>>568096049
*rapes you*
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I don't watch sloptubers, what was he wrong about
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>>568096423
I think you have me confused for someone else
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an ad
buy it
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>>568095970
>>568096260
milk truk just arive
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>>568096260
why couldn't that be me
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>>568096543
Overshooting the proc time on halo's unique with daring strike. Really not a big deal
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>>568096543
about her ult failing when you position too well
ignore it
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teiobwos please don't fuck your cat
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>>568096776
>>568096807
He took down the canvas because of that?
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>>568096543
he wasn't mindful of cheer's "be a jobber" condition:
distance_rate>=50
&order_rate_out70_continue==1 (CM >= 6 | LoH >= 8)
and advised not grabbing uma stan which is correct. moo moo started out strong but it's very, very clear that he doesn't play the game anymore and doesn't really care. also, his level of personal foresight is going to come to a close soon thus his value plummets.
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>>568096817
I didn’t fuck my cat. I didn’t cum on my cat. I didn’t put my dick anywhere near my cat. I’ve never done anything weird with my cats. I promised myself I wasn’t going to make apology videos after last years thing so I’m just trying to be as short and honest with this as possible.
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IT'S THE FUCKING FILLIES
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>>568096845
Canva is down in general bc it got doxxed
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>>568083173
I'm ready for my Canopus season!

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1kP4y1U7mr/
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>>568096776
>Really not a big deal
>>568096807
>ignore it
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>>568096845
That was a separate issue I think where the canvas just got overloaded either due to the amount of stuff on it or all the views it gets
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>>568096880
>>568096915
Damn. I was even using it as my guide but had to reload my browser and it disappeared
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Which recovery in gemini for unclothed boomer hag?

Why is she considered strong?
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>>568096845
bitch idk. I don't watch sloptuber
I only know about that because my normalfag friend (0 plat btw) keeps posting his guide
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>>568096965
Yeah I don't agree with 100% of the time but that asian boy makes a good canva
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>Canvas
what is this, community college again? lmao
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>>568096965
>>568097016
They moved it to their own host
https://umalator.app/canva/
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>>568096421
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>>568096850
Then whom should I trust forward. Witgod?
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>>568096987
Sex me
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>>568097043
Are you unemployed or work a trade? I literally used this in the office every day
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>>568097116
gamblebros, surely it'll turn around soon? just need to get on a hot streak...
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>>568097152
no
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>>568097241
Why...
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i literally talk like moomoo
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>>568097016
I mainly use it because it's not just from moomoo but his community testing skills. It's good to base which skills are good to take or not
>>568097093
Thanks bwo!
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>>568097146
if you've been playing for a decent length of time, you should have figured out that tracks boil down to "is it a corner or a straight? is it the final corner or the final straight?" and that's literally it. you shouldn't need spoon-feeding at this point.
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>>568096743
Puffy
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>>568096981
Take corner recovery if you want a chance at speed carryover with her unique
Take moxie if you want to use her unique purely as mid race
Take both if you want to hedge against failing wit check
She has a strong mid race unique and also has a gold speed skill for miles that is decent and also speed eater. She's just missing groundwork which is even easier to get these days
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>>568097370
sweepypore anon...
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Gamblebros are always quick to give up as soon as the gamble has less than favorable odds
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I'm mad at finemo posters. I'm a good man and they don't want me to sex them
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>>568097241
Fineposters cannot refuse propositions for sex. It's a rule that must be obeyed when taking up the fineposting mantle.
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>make Taki with 1200/584/1183/491/1063, sadly with no S in sprint, nor mile
>accidently inherit christmas Oguri skill in march
Now I have dilemma. I planned to make her sprinter because of not even 600 Stamina and I wanted to move Maru to Mile, but she barely got any sprinter skills, just Sprinting Gear which can trigger on any fuckng straight and Light as Feather which at least could do something. She's got bunch of pace skills so I still could do it. But then she also got bunch of mile skills, and I have access to like 4 recoveries, so I could make her christmas Oguri. What do?
>Festive Miracle + Corner Reco + Stamina to Spare + Preferred Position = 567 skill points
This shit is quite expensive for 3seconds of 0.05 Spd, 0.1 Accel and 0.005 Reco when Speed Star for 288 gives me 1.8s of 0.35 Spd and I could throw in whtie accel skill for 0.2 accel at less than 500 skill points. Problem is like half of those mile skills trigger when you're in second half of the pack, which would be great for late surgers, but not sure about Taiki in pace.
Is it even worth getting shit like Tactical Tweak on Taiki when it requires you to be at 40% or worse position?
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>>568097574
gamble is weak when endcucks are strong because why gamble when they can just run faster than you anyway
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>>568097403
You say we don’t need spoon feeding and then there are people like this >>568097675
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pacebros are literally gamblebros at this point
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>>568097530
>was wondering why my sMaru is always losing on lobbies
>literally forgot her unique needs a recovery skill
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>>568097574
They made a whole song about this
https://youtu.be/7hx4gdlfamo?t=65
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>>568097116
>mfw front+end chad for this cm
Feel's good man
>>568097043
Wake up unc. People even use it nowadays to make slide presentation, to the point some don't know about powerpoint I still use powerpoint tho
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>>568097818
>
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>>568097763
That anon isn't even asking for a spoonfeed. He's clearly asking for advices, he clearly have at least tried to study the skills.
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how do I train a runaway in MANT?
surely they wouldn't release a 3* runaway whose anime scenes are all about oonigging during a scenario in which it is impossible to unlock the runaway skill
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>>568097675
bro what
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>>568097892
Seco
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>>568097782
witgod said pace chasers are basically not viable until we get blaze brian unique which is somewhere in grand live I believe
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>>568097978
SEX WITH KITA POSTERS
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>>568097965
Why are you being antisemitic
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>>568098012
Pretty sure thats for longs specifically and her monster gold skill, not her unique
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Aoi could've been so much more
>>568096154
Can you do swimsuit scarlet and wedding rice from the support card art?
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>>568097675
TT is a clownshow just goldskillmax
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Did you know? There are still dacchi willing to die on the hill that the hat is bad
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>>568097965
You train as reguler nige
You can't get runaway skill from MANT, since it is obtained from secret event and you won't get trainee's event from MANT
Go Unity instead if you must
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remove the horse ears and give the umas human ears
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>>568096850
eh, the top 3 Digitan ends on Hakuraku are all running Daring Strike, Superstan and Louder Tracen Cheer. So no, optimal is still definitely grabbing em all.
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>>568098197
I have never bothered with the hat and I have won every MANT cm thus far
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>>568097675
TT units are not like CM units. even in the case of your team's ace, you shouldn't sacrifice too many guaranteed points (via skills) just to increase your chances at winning. literally just slap as many gold skills (which are more efficient for points:SP) as you can into your deck and get high ratings on your units. it doesn't matter what the skills do; navigational and vision skills, which do essentially nothing, are the backbone of TT.

inherited festive miracle is dogshit. as you've observed, the juice is not worth the squeeze considering the cost and especially so when the recoveries are inconsequential.
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imagine paying nearly 300 shekels for the funny hat when you can just get fast learner for free from your costume event instead
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>wake up
>foid jockey won the Oaks
it's so over, first the Kentucky Derby, now the Oaks. keiba has officially gone WOKE.
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It's looking dire soccerbro...
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>>568098543
I believe one's gender has nothing to do with racing.
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>>568098121
don't think i will do support cards for now sorry
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>>568098543
I can almost see it
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>>568096543
Will he pay those who pulled King Halo because of his bullshit?

>noooo guys i was wrong!!! teheee i bricked your account!
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>>568096981
Besides what the other anon said you can also use Operation Cacao since it has a minuscule recovery component.
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>>568098617
How for (you) is this uma?
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>>568098651
I just hate women
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>>568098543
If you think about it, female jockeys are probably lighter
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>>568098773
and I thought we were friends
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>>568098653
Nyokay
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Soon
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>>568098543
horses can become attracted to humans.
most competitive horses are male.
having a female jockey provides them an inspiration boost.
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>>568098826
That one /uma/club autist...
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>>568098826
I would never be friends with a foid.
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>>568097907
Yeah, it'd be nice to hear from others how often do they get procs of such skills on pace chasers. Obviously it'll be dependent to some extent on how many fronts there are. If you'll have like 4 or 5 fronts in the race then being below 30-40% could still be viable as pace.
I guess in part it's also a question about how dominant fronts will be in upcoming future.

>>568098184
>>568098502
I don't have time to grind this game with 3 runs/day or some similar bullshit. There are days when I don't even do any career, just do sweepable races and TT. All my umas serve as both runners and TT fillers. I don't train them for specific CMs. When CM comes I just throw whatever most fitting I have at the time and get 1st or 2nd place in B group. And in TT I just float between tier 5 and 6 I think. Highest I was was 4.
>inherited festive miracle is dogshit. as you've observed, the juice is not worth the squeeze considering the cost and especially so when the recoveries are inconsequential.
Yeah, I thought so. I was hoping maybe it would matter for mile with this low stamina.
How about 2nd half of pack skills for pace chasers?
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>>568098732
Yeah but you have to get it on inspo and it can also whiff from positioning
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>>568098753
holy shit it's that fat fuck from iron legions
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>>568098813
Really? The average woman is lighter than the average man but jockeys already aren't sampled from average men
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>>568082379
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Is he right?
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>>568098543
I don't think it matters in JP. At most they'll just reference this or make an anime about female jockeys.
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me when i order takeout
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>>568098826
Post ningenmanko
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>>568099069
>implying
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>>568098835
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>>568098918
>and it can also whiff from positioning
>Mile Maven hag being at order>4
At that point you already lost. Getting it from a inspiration will 100% suck though.
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Who’s the most boring protagonist and why is it Oguri cap
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>>568099280
fuck off ogurin is cute
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13* Mile, 3* on parent and I can't get a run with a Mile S. Epic.
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>>568099280
You meant Kitasan Black
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>failed THREE 5% WIT TRAININGS
what a run
you better be grateful I'm finishing it danchou
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bwos I just counted and my dinner was 2000 calories
no wonder I don't feel so good right now...
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I ordered a Herman-Miller chair. Any umadacchis have any experience with them? Are they worth the steep pricing?
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>>568099494
I love you
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>>568099552
how about you stop shopping for chairs and shop for anons to replace our DEAD and ROTTING members, danchud
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>>568099280
NTR and it's not even close
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>>568099425
you sound mad
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>>568099552
>please help me justify the purchase of this thing I've already bought
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>>568099668
I can always return the chair within 30 days.
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>>568099494
don't finish it if it feels bad to finish it clubian, if you take a breather and decide to cash in the fans with the time already spent on it to help the club thats fine, if not its fine too
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>>568099529
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>>568099660
I stand corrected. I completely forget she is a ‘protagonist’
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>>568099246
No it's the bashin diff behind condition. Mainly if it's a 2 or 3 front room and she ends up in the back of the front pack. It's still very consistent but I'd say it's still like a 10% chance of not activating due to that (before considering wit check)
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>>568099742
Yeah and within those 30 days you could simply.... sit in the chair and come to a conclusion yourself?
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>>568099552
For some. I wouldn't have bought sight unseen though. There are showrooms you can go to to try various high end office chairs like that. Herman Miller chairs are generally at the top but some people prefer Steelcase or other brands.

Personally I think the HM Aeron is a very comfortable chair. But it is quite pricey.
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>>568099665
>I care about this thing and the state of it makes me upset
>haha are you upset
Are you actually retarded
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you won't know true suffering unless you train an uma with no medium aptitude
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>>568099494
>>568099745
oh unless you're in my club then you better finish and buy those glowsticks
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Sometimes the run just gives you zero bbq at junior year to brick your first summer and that's not okay at all
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>>568099842
I never laugh, what are you talking about?
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>>568099818
It's coming in two weeks I just wanted to make social contact with you guys.
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>>568099665
sorry brownoid/tranny/child/adult minor/rightwingoid, but I don't give a fuck about your retarded world views. Stop harassing artists off twitter
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>>568099873
Sometimes you see breedable finemo posters posting and they don't want sex, that is not okay at all too
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>>568099910
can you stop avatarfagging
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>>568099910
just ask for a kiss instead like you usually do bwo
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>>568099552
>tfw just using an office chair I bought for cheap
You guys buy very expensive chairs?
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>>568099798
naruhodo. I'll grab corner rec as well, thanks anon.
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>>568099994
can you stop being a faggot
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>>568099013
calling out people that makes ooc art is always right
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>>568099910
oh we'll make contact alright
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>>568099967
Still mad huh?
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imagine complaining on 4chan about what happens on twitter
what next are you gonna tell us about the sick drama happening on your facebook
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>>568099910
you've flanderized yourself so much nobody wants to have a normal conversation with you
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i can tell that the majority of anons here wear t-shirts when they go swimming.
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>>568100145
no, bluesky and tiktok/instagram
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>>568099967
where is the harassing part?
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>>568100179
I have not gone swimming in years
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>>568100168
it was not by my hand
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>>568100179
I haven't gone swimming in well over a decade
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>>568099552
I bought a used Herman Miller Embody like 6 or 7 years ago for $800 and it is literally one of the best purchases I've ever made in my life. Not even sure how old it was before I bought it but it still feels sturdy as fuck. My office also has Aerons and those are really nice too. The actual office chair products from companies like Herman Miller and Steelcase are unironically worth the money, even before finding used/discounts, which just makes it even better.
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>>568100179
I don't know how to swim.
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>>568100145
No, I will blogpost about fucking chairs
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>>568100010
what made you think that's the kissy kissy chiyoposter?
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>>568100343
Do you want to learn?
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>>568100179
I used not to do that but the last time I went swimming it was so cold that I could barely even get in the pool. Somehow wearing a shirt naturalizes the cold for reason I can't comprehend
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>>568100249
That you were once again given flesh?
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>>568100398
Do you want a kiss or not
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>>568100249
So you're saying the gay erp chiyo avatarfag is someone else?
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Is /uma/bf real or was it a gaslight
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There are so many Chiyoposter copycats now, whichever Chiyoposter you're thinking of, they probably aren't the actual Chiyoposter.
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>>568100451
anyone can just post an image, anon. It's like asking if ntr was just 1 guy posting around the clock
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>>568100498
How about a rope and a chair?
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>>568100179
Last time I went swimming I almost faint out of exhaustion after going out of the water
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>>568100443
I meant saturn please ignore my blunder
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>>568100421
I do, actually. I have been planning to go to a local YMCA and attending classes. I have been planning to do this for around five years.
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>>568100445
I want a /uma/bf first, then we can kiss afterwards
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There is no "actual chiyoposter", not anymore, they're either gone or changed to post other things. Hell I used to post chiyo a lot, esp the sound stuff but most of those are dead now so eh.
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>>568100498
/uma/bf is real but only interested in /uma/gf
/uma/gf is real but only interested in /uma/gf
The second /uma/gf is a gaslight thoughever
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>>568100547
based
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>>568100547
which uma would post on Truth Social
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>>568100451
It's the same concept of the guy pretending to be the ntrfag to trigger the schizo and derail the general for two threads straight. This place is evil
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>>568100652
Doto is at it again...
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>>568100547
Oh, he's based
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>>568100547
stop advertising your own account
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>>568100652
At the same time this place is not nearly as evil as other mobage generals that have been around for a long time. I'm a /gbfg/ veteran and that place is way more evil than this thread, by orders of magnitudes.
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>>568100582
Sign up online now
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>>568100592
Well I'm not interested in becoming your /uma/bf, but I respect your preference in order.

>>568100789
Please elaborate
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>>568100547
I was already following. gays and libtards must leave
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how much stamina is enough for kikuka sho
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fuck this thread im going to sleep
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how do I get Team Sirius to trigger before classic year
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>>568100789
I really only frequent /vn/ and it's pretty normal there besides the totopo nonsense.
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Who would win?
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Would you jong irl with the gwos?
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>>568100926
it's 6pm
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>>568100926
bit early innit
>>568100932
ogu would just eat creekthra
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>>568100918
Flower would do it herself.
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>>568100652
The concept of "pretending to be Xposter" is stupid. It's as if everyone's accepting there's a certain poster and a character needs to be associated to a single poster.
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>>568100927
just hit
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>>568100667
I love my beautiful egg laying wife
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>>568100932
mecha oguri
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>>568100932
Oguri
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for example whenever I let something slip about my life people call me a teio poster even when I didn't post teio
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>>568100547
>location Philippines
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Which UMA do I cope with?
The one on the left is +1.99 lengths faster, or so says the Umalator.
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Kitasan Black sitting on my face
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>>568101000
That's why this place is evil. You genuinely have to be autistic to put so much effort into PRETENDING to be someone who is also autistic and annoying. I'm an oldfag and tripfags used to be shunned and lynched but now in current year it's reached a new level of retarded
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>>568100957
props on doing the bare fucking minimum with the fatty hair, but holy fuck that neckbeard jesus
that's why I FUCKING SHAVE MYSELF before going outside, I can't grow a proper beard like my older brother who looks like a taliban.
>>568101049
some peak power rangers type shit
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>>568101082
>not flat
ruined
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>>568100957
What a sad life
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Kitasan Black shitting on my face
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>>568100957
me in the back next to the guy in blue
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>>568101212
They are having fun
Are you having fun
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>>568100862
imagine if /umag/ had 300% more cuckposting and falseflagging yurifags
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>>568090072
waHEY!
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>>568101158
I mainly blame how using an image of a certain character associated to a poster can easily get you attention, even if said attention is bad. I don't even blame just the NTRfag for this but also the schizo who's so obsessed over anyone that catches his attention.
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>>568101335
Smooching kitaposters.
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>>568101335
cuckposting is hot though
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>>568101000
If there's 1 retard that HAS to attach a specific character to every one of his posts then yeah I start associating that poster with that character (mission accomplished I guess). This is to the detriment of other people who are strangely infatuated with a boring blonde because whenever I see her I just usually dont read whatever is written even if it's obviously someone else.
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>>568101318
What a sad lie
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>>568101335
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>>568100179
Last time I went swimming was when I went on a date with slut from website for swingers. We went to nudist beach so I had no t-shirt. I was retard and didn't take any sunscreen so when I came back home and took cold shower to cool off I nearly died of thermal shock. It started with stiffness in my limbs that was creeping into body, reaching lungs and making it harder to breathe. My arms got twisted like you sometimes see on those people who died or have genetic disease and and walk straight. I don't know how long it exactly lasted but I think it was like hour or two of being nearly completely paralyzed.
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>>568101137
p-please respond
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>>568100929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw1D-mGbUQw
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>>568101357
Eh the ntrfag specifically tried to egg on the schizo which made it worse. I noramlly just ignore other avatarfags but the ntrfag literally went out of their way to try and piss of the schizo(s) like baking early ntr threads or doxxing people. It literally just made the threads unusable when they were there
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>>568101462
just B urself
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>>568101430
Slop
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>>568101327
DON'T AWOO!
>Honse, question mark
Yeah, same.

>>568101318
Probably more than you
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>>568101529
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>>568101387
My opinion of characters is directly affected by the quality of their posts, simple as
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>>568101357
NTRfag constantly does everything in his power to poke the nest though
Like to the points he posts a picture of NTR while hosted those rooms etc.
>inb4 i'm a schizo boogeyman
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>>568101374
>>568101376
>>568101459
It legit isn't funny. /umag/ is lucky enough to only have one retard homing in on cuck/yuriposting and complaining about it constantly but in /gbfg/ it was constant, and it was multiple posters.
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>>568101549
>more than you
I doubt it
I am currently masturbating
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>>568100957
You know even if I make fun of these people inside my head, at the same time, I'm kind of jealous that I'm not outgoing and shameless enough to do this. In hindsight it's embarrassing, but it also looks fun to do and be able to just go out and to interact with everyone.
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I haven't had fun in 16 years
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>>568101683
>He needs to masturbate to have fun
>>568101690
Fuck you stop ruining the narrative with LOGIC
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>>568101462
umalator simply assumes that you're always in position to trigger and nimble nav (even though it's actually not great either) has a higher chance to proc than pump. I'd probably still take left though
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A rare sight
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>>568100179
>anons don't know how to swim
How do you live? I love swimming
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imagine
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>>568101778
IM SORRY I GOOFED UP
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>>568101845
Imagine what
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>>568088967
The weak should fear the strong
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>>568101785
that isn't rare that's just a standard run with haru unkola and shitko windy
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>>568101778
Thats it. I will now masturbate to you shaming me.
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>>568101335
We already have like maybe 20% of that, I fear for the thread in a few years
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>>568101840
How many of these rice animations you have?
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>>568101845
/ss/...
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>>568101867
You fat tiddies stupid cunt, always ruining everyones simple fun. I can't believe this.
>568101932
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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>>568100012
what the fuck do you use, some piece of trash you dragged out of the alleyway that's infested with bedbugs?
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>>568101785
>urara that far behind
>and windy
Looks normal to me.
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>>568101690
The fact that anybody would make fun of them or consider them weird because they're dressed as cute anime horsegirls, but automatically accept that it's just normal and okay that several of them are so fat that they look like they might die at any moment, is the greatest symptom of the underlying trouble here.
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give me ideas for next OP I wanna bake and go for a walk
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>>568102034
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>>568101012
HIT WHAT
it's fucking inspiration already and they STILL haven't fucking triggered
literally the main reason to bring it is for more efficient energy management during junior and classic year
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>>568102034
Orfe OP since his son won a G1 today
Or Kris Sex
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>>568102016
As a fatso. THIS
Somehow being overweight and constantly near death has become accepted and "normal", yet dressing up for funsies is bad no matter what
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>>568101535
it's nyot
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>>568101987
Finished. Thank you.
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>>568102034
How about somebody who's in the game outside Japan
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>>568102014
honeynade <3
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>>568102274
>Mr Beast
>In Nritain "Beast" is codeword for Pedos
hmmmmmmmmmm
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can i get a kiss
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>>568101529
good Ticket, pretty Ticket
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>>568101934
in a few years erpfags and cuckposters will die out, kitaspawn will dominate both colt and filly classics and keibaposting will be the norm (like our ancestors)
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>>568102034
It's Durandal's birthday
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>>568102390
Get a rope
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>>568102390
Here you go bwo (just self-insert as Air Shakur)
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>>568102416
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>>568102430
you don't actually hate me.
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>>568102390
This is more than you deserve
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>>568102584
>choco
Romantic
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>>568101934
our future is being like the jp thread
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>>568102584
was anyone else ever a digimon-head and thought hershey's kisses looked like poop
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>>568102636
>>568102636
>>568102636

>>568102416
>>568102557
half durandal so the schizo won't go on full melty
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>>568102424
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>>568101782
I see, thanks. Fair.
Is it dumb to run 1 end and 2 fronts? I just don't really do pace/late and I don't have any more end closers to run I'm refusing to run goldship as she's always a metaslave, Narita Taishin is flat and cute
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will (You) still be here after one year? How about the second, the third or the fourth?
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>>568102687
>>568102403
I hope not, nobody talks about the game there
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>>568102703
>the schizo
You people are so goddamned stupid
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>>568102759
as long as youre not running solo front it should be fine. 3 fronts will increase the win rate of your front runners, but if you want to run Taishin because you like her then that's obviously fine since she is one of if the not strongest uma for the next cm
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>>568102965
She is? Oh. Well that works out in my favor. I just figured I run Narita Taishin most CM's, she's cute as heck, and then I wanted to do 2x fronts maybe because running Ends makes me want to scream in MANT
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UH OH JANNY MELTY
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you okay janny?
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what the fuck
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Post boobs
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our thread???
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uhh what now
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it's over...
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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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give that moron a pay cut
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Mr Janitor there seems to be a mistake
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>>568104164
4chan moderators are never okay.
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Huh??
>>568104260
>>568104260
>>568104260
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we're literally on page 8 there was no need to delete that new thread>>568082379
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just got off the phone with moot
he said this is the last bread
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The overworked and underpaid janny deleted the bread, double his salary
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>thread pruned or deleted
>thread pruned or deleted
>thread pruned or deleted
WE NEED OUR OWN JANNIE NOW NOW NOW
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>>568104271
thanks for baking I was gonna do it again
he does it for free btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyzjQtgJjA
it was supposed to be #39 though not 40
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>>568104503
I copied the subject from your bake and counted it
ITS DOTOVER
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>>568101690
I'm currently at Momocon. It's fun bro you should try it
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>>568104621
no worries bwo my thread was scuffed too....... hopefully he won't go on a meltdown and delete that one too
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>>568100957
this is insanely sovlful i don't care what anyone thinks. i want to drink beers and play jong with uma cosplayers holy FUCK REEEEEEEEEEE AND THEIR COSTUMES ARE ACTUALLY PRETTY GOOD TOO



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