Previous: >>568104260>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
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waheyI guess 2740 agane
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>>568129001Remove 1 piece of clothing from that Kita and I will
Digitan LOVE
I need umawife
Mambo!
uuuuuuuuuuu
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568129110freak
Genius minds of jp, I come to you in time of need from globab. I urgently need to know whether Inari 1 prefers cock or pussy to know whether I pull for her or not. I will forever be in your debt if you will bless me with your boundless wisdom.
your trainee would be disgusted if she read what (you) post /here/
>>568129325none, they would simply rape
>>568129241One day you will outgrow this. Good luck
>>568129239>>568129001If you date me I will post a room.
>>568129325what if i only post about her?
I hate Tokai Teio. I seriously fucking hate her
What a thread huh
>>568129437>moans when she bites (you)weirdo
>>568129437Shinko cutie
biko is sexy and im not afraid of admit it i want to ruffle and smell her hair
>NO CHUD YOU CANNOT DATE HORSE GIRLS THEY'RE QUEER YOU BIGOTWhy is ((Cybergames)) like this?
>>568129239says the guy trying to seduce people with half naked Kitas
>17 years old
>>568129437biteautist is cute?!?!?
>>568129437Shinko SEX
>>568129559but that image says its because they are underage?
>>568129654She has been at every moment she's appeared in the game.
Kitaposters still owe me
>>568129642
>>568129550There are like 3 lewd Biko images in existence
>>568129437
With the audience gender ratio being like this (good chunk of players with the gender set as female are male too), why does Cygames insist on making every uma homosexual?
>>568129470sorry>>568129570a girl can't wear swimsuits now??
>>568129664Is there supposed to not be any water in those guns or are Cygays that lazy
>>568129805Sorry why...
>>568129325I just post about how much I love Rice
>>568129735
Thoughts?
>>568130109None at all
your trainee would be disgusted if she found out you have male genitalia
>>568130109brings a tear to my eye every time
>>568129962You are an important part of this community.
all this>why are all umas gayposting is just Aoi trying steal trainer from his trainee
Uma on uma crimes!
uohhhhhhthis time I hit mile S so this better be the run
Who would his trainee be?
>>568130489>when your trainer writes IRA instead or JRA
God I wish I could wash and dry Stego's hair when she comes back from a trip.
>>568130570digitan
I finally got what seems like a good King Halo. One Ace down. The optional skills weren't ideal, but the critical ones all showed up + mile S + end A and I can go revisit her later after I've finished my other two.IMPORTANT / PSAThis run clarified a misconception I had about MANT. I thought that if you bought a single circle version of a skill, that you would not be able to get it as a hint for a rival reward anymore, however on this run I had purchased miles straightaways O at three hint levels and a few races later received a hint for it again at the @ level. I swear in unity if you bought a skill O you couldn't get a unity bubble explosion of that skill anymore, and I assumed the same to be true in MANT, but it is not the case. For other skills with only one level it may still be worth it to buy them to reduce the possible hint pool, but 2-level abilities need both levels bought to lock them out.
>>568130243>what does she even doBe the ideal Yamato Nadeshiko
>>568130489how did they manage to compress doto's massive dotos
>>568130570Sweepy
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I can.I had never played one of these anime gatcha games. I started playing it a few months ago and I feel like it's having a deep impact within me. It's like the characters are so beautiful I'm suffering from some kind of stendhal syndrome. I see myself thinking about my favourite umas, staring at their pictures. And I'm starting to feel like the real world is not enough for me. I had heard about the whole being into 2D girls and I had never understood it. In fact, I thought it was some kind of insider joke. But now I get it. Being exposed to such beauty might not be good. It's like the effects porn have on some males. I have a wallpaper of Oguri Cap on my pc. BNW on my phone. I see real women and I just think about Stay Gold. About Maruzensky.I don't know, maybe I should maybe quit the game? I wasn't even that much into anime. Just watched some animes a few years ago.
>>568130768>not wanting to wash eachother in the river againcringe
Good evening
>>568131108good evening indeed
>>568131061I've actually used a plant like that as soap and it sucked.
>>568130978Dotos are very soft and squishy, especially the big ones.
Guys, sorry for this blogpost, I will explain my problem as briefly as I canI love masturbating to umas
>>568131123I can see her evil umanko lips...
>>568131005Don't indirectly react to my large post by counterposting a copypasta large post. You're being rude.
I rolled down to 0 carrats, irrecoverably bricking my pull plan. I can now quit this game. I will hand danchou over to an officer. Sayounara, dacchi.
>>568131123
damn, janny is too fastat least give me a chance to save it next time
>>568129814Lazy.Also seeing that MP4 it reminds me that I find it funny that Stego is randomly good at Arcade shooters. Mcqueen is horrendous at them.
I consumed all my clocks again and my umas cannot win even if they're top contenders and have skills
>>568131108Good afternoon Cafefriend
>>568130894non-rng hints like from trainee/support events or in this case the miler epithet will always give hint levels even for single circle skills.
>>568131524Every time I stick my finger in my belly button and sniff it afterwards it smells absolutely foul, worse than shitI can't find navels attractive because of this
>>568131729you fucking man
>>568131729...just clean yourself you fucking freak.
Testing
Can horses get diarrhea?
>>568131729
>>568131920Tf is a horse
>>568131736Bitch killed my last Rudolf runPtoo
>>568131917Sundayman sex
so bored
>>568131920
>>568131729Posts like this scare away the hoes
>>568131729teiobro...........
>>568132169why are horses so fragile
>>568132169So they can't throw up out of their asses either?
>>568132270they meant to be free in the wilds
>>568131729holy shit have you tried taking a shower and using soap? you disgusting fucking goblin nigger
what are we drinking tonight?
>>568131729you forgot to attach the teio picture bwo
>>568132492apple cider
>>568132142*whips out IT*Now you won't get bored
>>568132492Hard seltzers, sugar free
>>568130570Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>568132492PBR shitty beerI'm going to try and get an SS+ Suzuka as a f2pnigger, we'll see if it works
>>568132492If I do decide to drink I still have some hard nectar that I bought on Friday. Four different flavors and three of them are good. For now I need to get to the gym.
>>568132530>>568132569/uma/sisters spotted pls be in mambo
Stego cute.
Should I still use guts cards if I'm making a front for CM14
>>568132492mtn dew zero sugarqueue up the montage parody music
>>568132541I'm taken>>568132701that doesn't even make sense
>>568132701Just kidding, I'm drinking cum and diesel
>>568132492mountain dew baja cabo citrus zero
>>568132492I don't drink alcohol but also I have work tomorrow so it'd be stupid to drink even if I did.
>get mile S>all cards finished events>get PP, gw, ignited, ok greens>didn't get a SINGLE FUCKING DD HINTI may just kmsatleast the spark is good-ishand that was my last borrow FUCK
>>568132810based im having a zero sugar cabo citrus while doing my grind
This picture needs to be posted periodically.
>>568133032Skills where?
>>568133137I HAD THEM BUT IT WAS BRICKED ANYWAY SO JUST ADDED SHIT FOR SPARKS
Hi
So let me get this straight, front runners need to somehow get>3 greens>groundwork >ignited wit>taking the lead>prudent positioning >dodging danger on top of the usual aptitude gamble? Isn't that literally impossible for anyone who doesn't play 20 careers a day?
>>568133182Get your 590+ stam while at it
>>568133317cacao was enough with that stam
>>568133294do you think front players have a life
>>568128950FUCK YOU NTRI HOPE YOU GET NTRd
>>568133278I usually like the game's animations but this one is stupid and 0 character that does it looks good wtf
>>568133278Hi sex
>>568133294if you want 90%+ wr yeah
>>568133534Rice wouldn't mind
>>568131729This you brother?
>>568133443Every character that does this is pure sexoI think you're gay
King Halo feet in my mouth
>>568133534I'll just hide it inside her
>>568133534Jordan wouldn't even know what a penis is anyway
>>568133294it's not as rare as you might think. i've hit 4 aces with all of those at around 1.5 careers per day since i switched to training for cm 14 after cm13 rounds started
>>568133534I don't have Mejiro D*ber
>>568133636
>>568133645King Halo in Gold's GymSweat runs down legs and across feetand into my mouth
umas with this feel?
>>568133923That's literally Falco
>>568133923Guy on the right's reaction is on point
>>568133923That's literally Curren
>>568133729uhh, how is that even possible? Where would it go? Explain further
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568132853>I'm takenYeah by everyone in this thread
>>568134092I'll show you tonight. Don't close your window. Or do so, it's funnier to break in
there is a reason why not a single soul takes weebs serious, or gaymer in generalfucking christ I'd rather be seen as a comic nerd than either of those two
Umas that would do this on the race course?
>My first and only gf left me after she suddenly discovered being lesbian>I have to relive my trauma every day with my trainee wives being overly affectionate with their rivals
>>568134386Me and my /uma/ bros
>>568134326Comic nerds, actual comic nerds, not the faggots who pretend they give a shit about comics and only care about shitty marvel movies, are also stinky bastards though.
>>568134386they can't, there is a cage between each other
I DON'T GET ITIM LITERALLY USING THE SAME WIT CARDSWHY DO I MAKE CHRONIC RETARDS WHEN IM GUTSMAXXING??
>>568134386those are some sad butts
>>568134326Excellent bait. You earned a (You)
>>568134569many centuries of inbreeding
>>568134457>traumatized by something not being all about yourself
>>568134550guts training consumes more energy = less turns you click on wit
>>568134386I wish asian women were real...
>>568134386
I finally took my meds and I don't feel good
I'm out of borrows already sojong?
>>568134326as it should be, I hate how vidya and anime have become mainstream/normalized. They aren't, nor should they ever be considered cool or attractive
>>568134396This isn't going to end well
>>568134386I wish chinese werent real...
>The game has several confirmed lesbian uma>Not a single confirmed straight umaNyoticing
>>568134891ye
>>568134605Neither of those made it into the comics though. Shit got scrubbed.
>>568134457I used to feel shitty and undesirable whenever I looked at yuri but now I just listen to gfe asmr on youtube and it seems to give my brain a buffer
>>568134457KWAB
I always confuse HIshi Miracle with Wonder acute and I do not know why.
How can you tell if a 4channer has had a gf before? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
>>568134858
>>568134550Have low energy? Press WitHave high energy? Press GutsEasy
>>568135109TrueI'll default to my new favorite answer I use when a comictard thinks his medium is superior>paul
>>568135432when do i race
>>568135656Fair. That saidDING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD
>>568133294Sure, that's the goal, but I've never gotten a front with all of that. I still run 3 fronts every CM, and I'm probably running Suzuka this time, because it's conceivable she might win. Groundwork and 1-2 greens are the only non-negotiables, imo. Sure the DD/PP/IW combo is nice, but trying for that on top of distance/surface S + groundwork inherit isn't feasible.
>>568135253Yeah because everything posted on this site is trueYou're so smart anon>>568135718When it's a race turn, duh
>>568133920
This uma got to be the most erotic literal who
>>568135253Yeah, but then how can you tell whether it's true? It's not.
>>568134891
>literally everyone on /uma/ is an unvirgin except mewhy live
No matter how bad these threads get at times I'm glad it hasn't gone deep enough for anons to start vocarooposting
>>568133979>>568134079this is the same poster, btw
>>568135868her name is yaeno muteki
>>568136107i hope eventually someone hosts an /uma/ sings though
>>568136057sniff
no one actually wants to be an uma.
>>568136107bet you can't pronounce matikanefukukitaru
I wish I was an uma
>>568135868must have been the wind
>>568135721It'll never stop being funnyOr "Green Goblin fucked Gwen Stacy", or "Doc Octopus is Spiderman", or "Peter killed MJ with radioactive semen"Man Spiderman was so peak, they fucking hate him at Marvel
>>568136336which one?
>>568136472Air "literally me" Shakur
>>568133923That's literally >>568136124
>>568136562Damn, you're one ugly son of a bitch
>>568135868I got her from that uma personality quiz
>>568136438Someone at Marvel's higher up literally has a note to every single writer that Peter is literally not allowed to be happy or have anything positive in his life.Man got rejected from a fucking FANTASTIC FOUR WEDDING. Do you know how retarded that is when it's long been established they consider him family? Just baffling all around.
>>568136353that's a cow
>>568136646That "ugly bitch" has free access to Fine Motion
>>568136562I wish I was a trainer
>>568135023jong timeMajsoul Friends Room 90239(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=90239let's TRY went to grab water
>>568135868I also like her roommate
>>568131729Everyone's just being mean to you but I understand this feelTrim the hairs around your bellybutton, mine go inside and stab the skin, causing it to pus out and fester along with the bacteria that comes from inside the bellybutton. It won't help no matter how much you shower until you do something about the hair
>Marked
>>568133534Natie wouldn't
>>568136886imagine the sweat mark
>>568136653ok now become her
Your favorite uma has shit taste in music
is hong kong cool in horse racing
>>568137089Well yeah my oshi listens to linkin park when its a full moon
>>5681367861 more spotlust provoking image
which uma would listen to hijokaidan with me
>>568137164Stego won twice though unless you're only counting G1s.
>>568137089my oshi canonically listens to eurobeat
>>568137364anon didn't mant teach you what races matter and what races don't
>>568136668I heard that apparently to those higher-ups, he has to be miserable to be "relatable", whatever that meansGood thing I was always more of a DChud, and if shit hits the fan I know they'll just use the magical Crisis-reset button and correct course and the silly retarded things like Joker becoming an iranian leader, are just a footnote of history and not the still ongoing canon
>>568137594bra doko?
>>568137594guh...
do you think suzuka wears a bra
I could beat up Carrot Ranger
>>568137526
>>568137594respect and not sexually harass finemo posters
>>568137775sports bra only
9701 6221
>>568137594where is the bra her chest must be sweaty as hell
>>568137078We can both play the trumpet. Best I can do
the jongers are all asleep......
to tard for jong
>>568137594FINE MOTION IS LEWD! LEWD AND IRISH!
I have barely played this game in 3 days because I told myself I was going to grind for parents but my will crumbles the moment I finish a run and get 1 star guts.
>>568137775why would she need one
>>568138009retard
>>568138053After every race she gives it to meI also keep the torn thigh highs I do that with my teeth so I keep them all
>>568138058you don't need to be mean about it
torena begging for a pegging
>>568138203sorry
i'll just add a bot and start
>>568138175my wives
>>568138249fine by me
if your trainee has a bust size smaller than 85cm then she is a literal child and cannot consent to umapyoi
>>568138091look at the technique
>>568138291There are 12 different uma there you whore
>>568138394There are a lot of people who like literal children here so what's the issue
>>568137526And then King Halo raped Seiun Sky in front of Haru Urara
54011429
>>568138554And she didn't blink during the whole thing
>>568138506>there are lots of people here that like LITERAL 3DPD childrenyeah we know, pedotroon
>>568138394Stego is not a literal child. Dorijaa is not a literal child.Suzuka is not a literal child.Stop being weird.
>>568138554it was an educational experience
Bros, Curren finally caught my heart. That scene where she reveals that you indeed met her when she was a kid made my heart thump.
>>568138226Nice Nature please contain yourself
Japanese tierlist at this point in time in MANT
pacebros........
man these missions are insane>>568138981>rice>tazunawhat were nips doing
>>568138854everyone is saying this
>>568139102I'm not falling for the propaganda
>>568138981>chiyo stam >agnes power
>>568138981>bijin>ayabe pwr
im so excited for june
>>568139496what happens in june
>Trying to train a Mayano Top Gun>All of my energy events happen pre-debut or when I have full or high energy so return is shit>Managed to get Mile S>But Fine Motion planted bombs in Mayano's plane and never gave her Speed Star>And Kitasan straight up went on vacation for the entire run, she may have landed on the speed node exactly once and she didn't even finish her support chain>And make absolutely sure that the run is pointless, it was fucking crickets on the speed node for the entire second half of the senior year, finished at 1000 speedI am physically in pain.
trying to make a parent for front pasa, best gp option i have is the falco. would the dogshit affinity between falco and pasa be too much of an issue? also posting the other decent gp options i have
>>568138987I wonder how Tachyon feels about having to listen to Digitan furiously goon to other umas during the middle of the night. Can she even sleep peacefully?
>>568139587bludchacho is making a pace mayano
>>568139617Get a 8-9 borrow front and pair it with that Maru parent.
>>568139729I HAVE TOSHE WON ME MY GEMINI PLATINUM
>>568139557the MOST POWERFUL (real) end closer gets released
How many more carrats can we get from this point to the release of Agnes speed and Light Hello?
>>568139771stop being so sexy
>>568139935but Oguri Cap is already in the game...
>I want to kiss my trainee>She rejects me because she's a lesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568139771donna would not say this
>>56813996115k-20k a month depending on your club, TT and CM
GUYS, DON'T LOOK!
>>568133923hey i was there too and saw it
>>568139817issue being that the maru has no mile sparks from parents and one of them is pasa herself so the affinity is still fucked. need to farm a new parent no matter what
>>568139961Assuming TT rank 5-6, always doing your dailies and getting all freebies available, around 45k probably
What's your favorite /uma/ post of all time?Hard mode: no GANBATTE MR SPERM
>>568140194how did it taste
>>568140268the basic blonde bitch post into the melty
>>568133032at this point dodging danget is rarer than the other 2
90 AFFINITY 8* POW 8* MILE CHEER HALO HAS SPACESI GOT IN815192693101
>>568140268teiorage poster calling it quits
>>568140268Sorry bro I'm an open league chad GANBATTE MR SPERM
>>568139961it's just under 2 months left, so i'd estimate at least 40k if you also count tickets as carats (they pretty much are, just learn to hoard them)
>>568140268
>>568140380>already followinglol
>>568140393there's no way we will get 40k carats in 2 months
>>568140343it was 20 dollars to get a drizzle like that
>maya trannyismgo die pedophile
Do a Seiun Sky career. Now.Kiss Seiun Sky (with tongue). Now.Marry and have little Umas with Seiun Sky. Now.
>I want to kiss my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568140268Any of the sad Oguri posts made around Tamamo Cross's release lamenting her poorfag tendencies.
i can hear her
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>568140592did you pay it
>>568140268Teiobros crashout at whales were the funniest
>>568140268This one. Forgot to save the doto but the post itself is good too
>>568140713those were really good yeah.>i saw tamomo trying to put buffet food into tupperware again>sadoguri.jpg
>>568140570buddy your monthly free carat income is 20k-25k incl. tickets assuming you do most available missions, weekly class 6 semen retention, aren't shit in cm, and aren't in a jobber club. what are you doing wrong
>>568138554
>>568140730Hey trainer, can King Halo and I use your office for a bit?
>>568140268Reminder that Teiobros are our best clowns and deserve respect in the form of mockery
>>568140651Choose a better trainee
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568140918Nothing, I'm in a+ club and I stay in 6 and always get to A finals atleasthard for me to think it will be 25k a month tho
>>568140732no looked gross
>>568140268the mejiroonige OC someone made
>>568140971Once you do the rape, you need to do it again
>>568140268>or doto is evil
78 cm btw
>>568141054even then, there's the higher carat income from half anni coming up so even if you have nothing rn, you can save up enough for double pity on tachyon/hello considering the free pulls
but how do umas reproduce and have daughters if they're lesbian
>>568139961Calculator says ~50k effectively including tickets if you're in a B+ club, class 6, and can make it to A finals even if you place third
>>568141068gay
>>568141337I'm at 31k right now I think, I forgot, closed the game alreadyjust hoping to get to 50k for the banner so I can double spark
>>568140268any Falcon x Curren back and forth
>>568141374through adoption
>>568141016AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568141374They self-replicate by shitting out eggs.
just a couple more months im so excited
WHAT THE FUCKI thought Front Runners were supposed to be dominating now with both Seiun Sky and Kitasan but End Closers are still strong everywhere even in miles HOW THE FUCK IT'S SO MUCH HARDER TO BUILD FRONT RUNNERS
>>568141404sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff
Shiraoki-sama, hear me!7, and the anons in this thread will be able to MLB the next support they go for!
>>568140268this one gave me the best laugh recently
>>568139252B for digi power seems fine, Creek should be higher though. She's very strong even if she's not used often
>>568140608if I have kids with her and some of them are umas, do I have to name them Seiun "something"?
>>568141851False God. It is Sunday and only the marvelous shall prevail
>>568141851n-no.... my light hello....
>>568142007BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>568142007B-BAKANA
>>568142007
>>568140268I'm a fan of the "don't shay that..." posts whenever a uma gets insulted
good jonging
>>56813925215 rb, spring runner event and speed star on chain. Digitan 10 rb great skills great skill flex card if you can afford it>>568139340NSM flex card, ayabe power before or without cb for darign strike, te and 10 rb>>568139098I can see rice for Swinging especially for Goldship or Kita I guess Tazuna was rated for concentration and mood ups/effect clears on pass turns like riko. If it wasn't for no rb would be up there with Riko
>>568142267WWWWWWWWW
>>568142007the fabled 2007...
>>568141213Aura farming jobber
>>568142007I think I need to see more Marvelous Sunday pictures to become a believer.
>>568142301my completely unwanted MLB Tazuna would actually be useful rn... cygames why didnt you give her race bonus
>>568142007No! I must believe harder!7, and anons will get enough carats to double-pity on the Tachyon/Light Hello banner!
>>568139821But why Pace? Front and Ends are actually good this CM and she can run either
>>568142736>off by onekwab
>>568142708
Hot Rice
>>568142736..... my hag....
good post
>>568143359imagine
>>568143359based
>insta deletionjanny is /here/
>>568143037me on the right
I hope you all ate something yummy today
>>568143359wao
mejirape mcfuck
>>568141016holy fuck, her wedding alt has all that???
I made a steak but it's overcooked because it was pretty thin. Still tasty, though.
>>568143349kiss belly
>>568141016shutup Allen
it's nice when the game doesn't give you aptitude, so you know it's a brick, but then when you hold onto a little hope that it might be good anyway (100% cope) it doesn't give you straightaway spurt so it just puts you down quick-like
>>568143694i went to kfc
>decided to make runaway suzuka>plays unityWhat the fuck, I don't remember it being this bad. Cant believe I like mant more than unity.
>>568142759>Why not FrontBecause I hate Frontslop, I hate training Frontslop, I hate running frontslop, I hate seeing frontslop, and fronts have no place in my team.>Why not EndEnds kind of have to lobby gamble with King Chief's skill to meet the jobber requirement so I don't want to run too many of them in my own team. I'm already running either Oguri or Chief depending on who wants to give me a decent run first.
>>568143981it really is so fucking bad I didn't even want to participate in the club race because of it
>>568143694Had miso soup for breakfast, then uhh... snacked with a protein shake, lunch was grilled chickenbreast and asparagus.No idea what im doing for dinner tonight though.
I think Kumiyabe should draw Taiki doing some barbecue
>>568144097no bikini can handle Taiki
>>568143694today I had a can of coffee and some curry over rice. Can't decide what comes next.
>>568142502I think trainees should start trusting her trainers more
post something cute
>>568143694sorry can't afford food
>>568144431me on the left
suspicious posting...
>>568144317
>>568142502Why is linchou so possesive? She has way too many art with Dominator skill despite her not having it on her kit
these are cute posts
>>568144490Should a girl her age be drinking coffee?
>>568144604
>>568144490for a second I thought nishino was holding a gun to torena's face
>>568144494I don't think anyone really cares, V
Yeah I'm using a different deck fuck this
>>568144784what kinda gun would flower use?
>>568144812>niggata junior stakes>frontyou shouldve learned this by now retardbro...
>>568144812I swear Dober specifically is a death sentence for my Maru in that race. I usually just take the L and move on.
I cannot build an ace for the life of me... I should've just gotten the meta cards instead of the umas...
>>568144947probably a small revolver that fits in her tiny hand while she coerces torena for sex
>>568144812REMEMBER!!NO NIGE NIIGATA!!
>>568144490cute
>>568145103oh yeah she is tiny... maybe a derringer
>>568145103Nishino is a dangerous girl...
>>568144947>>568145103a Sp*ingfield Hellcat
uma for gfe?
>>568140268That guy who pulled Special Week 3 or 4 times in the beginning and raged about it. Sadly, I can't find the post anymore.
>>568143694>bigger is always better*gets on knees and cryes*don't say that....
>>568145548Nishino Flower
>>568145103
First time I'm having such a streak of shit runs. I'm so getting raped in Gemini. My star title...
>>568144317Posting this 40p Ai-chan doujin because it's a very cute storyhttps://x.com/Ahti_0302/status/2058143383999447081https://files.catbox.moe/xde5e4.zip
>>568144818You cared to reply schizo retardSo why is linchou so possesive?
>>568145615there there anon, don't let anyone get you down. I think your nipples are fine
when do we get more daily legend racesnarita brian when
>>568146083>>568144818
does anyone else make this face?
Topro LOVE
>>568146023>not panda
>>568146389Ew, BBB
>>568145032>>568145041>>568145179Didn't even buy a recovery this time
>>568146389This but Dia
>>568146389based
>>568146457
>>568146023
>>568146424[-]
>>568146392
>>568146457yes
>>568146759Yeah I'm gonna hide the BBB post, thank you for reminding
hey
>>568146715I won't lose to Dia's shitty boobs
>>568146824Now if only you actually did that instead of bitching and replying every single time...
This apple is really good
>>568146332I feel like I might have seen it somewhere but I'm not sure. It seems like something Matikanefukukitaru, Special Week, or Doto might do at some point...
You are now thinking of Neo Universe
>>568146424>>568146824>BBBOoooh the obsessed tranny is here ooohh so silly he is so funny telling everyone he is hiding and schizoing BBB ooooh he is so funny (in his mind)Here is a DDD for you little faggot
yosh
>>568147193kek you actually switched avatars for that post
Bitchzawa.
>>568146389haha imagine blowing the fattest load of your life on that forehead then telling her and Princess to rub their foreheads together haha
Hold your horses
>>568145103>>568145806Anon, that's a child.
>4k meters>softer eu turfcan your trainee survive this longest of longs?
>>568147429>>568147294sorry I forgot to reply
How come you Diafags and Ardanfags always show up on my days off from fapping
>>568146715i hate big tits, girls need to be thinner and lean like Cafe, McQueen, and Sukuza. Trainer can princess carry them in his arms easy.
how the fuck do you get enough friendship for urara before summer
>>568147526I have a Bright that could probably handle it
>>568146857thx
>>568147373
>>568147436and?
>>568147567Dia knows.
>>568147373What if I want to kiss my horse? What then?
>>568147567Get lucky.>charming>she happens to show up every training session you are clicking>you get grilled carrots
>>568147436Tell that to Seiun Sky
>Dirt Stacy enters turf lobby>rapes everyone
>>568147558What are you gonna do about it
>>568147685>>568147567Forgot,>her chain starts immediately and finishes
>>568147641meant for >>568147558>>568147567To actually answer your question I usually buy the barbecue and pray for Nishino's charming event. It sucks.
>>568147558A day off from fapping...?
>>568147558no days off. don't keep her waiting
>>568147664this happens
>>568147526gold ship would TANK this btw
>>568147849After nutting to Dia and Ardan multiple times, I find rich girls without bodies built for sex very pathetic
>>568147957I came so much to this artists uma stuff
>>568128950Wtf is Eden doing exposing the bot?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u_Z9NKqbiMc
>>568148171
>>568147526Strongest stayer could handle it.
>>568148194But this is a good thing.
>>568147609Go lust after adults like Riko instead.
>>568147558
>>568147849>
>meaningless zoomer slop shorts[-]
>>568148132Daiwa wouldn't do it with children...
>>568148310SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568144939That looks very familiarSorry bro
Which umas are confirmed to play other sports besides racing?
>>568147685>>568147756>>568147779So should I just restart the run immediately if I don't have it ready for summer? This shit is so bad
>>568148307me rubbing my face on her entire body and nutting on her belly
>>568147558Dia's sloppy blowjob
>>568148457Dunno but sure as hell it's not BBB
>>568148307I can see them
why are you here instead of playing the game?
I'd keep that handkerchief as a trophy for the rest of my life
>>568148568anon...
LOOKJP UMABE AFRAID
She's so fat.
>>568148568i have a boner
>>568148568I dunno bro
>>568147373maybe not that one, she smells like fish
>>568148661Ruby rabu
>>568148458No. Urara not being rainbow for 1st summer is fine since she still gives training effectiveness on trainings she lands in. For 1st summer it's a glue run if your other 2 Guts aren't aren't there, your Speed card isn't in Speed, and your Wit cards aren't on Wit and you come out of it with jack shit.
>>568148568this is a mobile game bwo, very easy to multi task
who needs finemo anyways
>>568148568I'm in the middle of a run
>>568148568just did a run, now im busy with nostalgia
>>568148695But she's really cute??
>>568148310
>>568148821why so wide?
>>568148568I used up all my borrows
>>568148671uh, isn't this supposed to be a sickly and frail uma that could die at any moment?
>>568148671I love obese women
>>568148821why such a wide face?
>>568148856she doesn't smell cute
stop posting all of this
Daiwa the molester
>>568148938She got healthier after she fucked her trainer.
>>568148310from the thumbnail i thought that was palmer in stinkos outfit for a second
>>568148880I will forever curse Cygames for locking this absolute sex behind a support card.
>>568148938Horny uma are healthy
>>568148856But is she breedable? She looks like the type of girl that would kill herself by sitting up too fast and hitting her head on something.
>>568148938this is her second form after the 3 years
I strongly encourage you all to masturbate at least once before making another "contribution" to the thread.
>>568149019She smells like a cute uma...>>568149234Thoughts?
>>568149234would cygay allow such an event?
>>568148458I usually don't mind missing a few rainbows during first summer, for example in a spd-wit-pow deck I wouldn't mind missing wit and power cards. Shit's hard enough already.>guts highrollingI'm trying that for the first time so I don't really know.
OOGA BOOGA JP UMAS
>>568149369No
>>568148568I hate that Chrono cunt!
>>568149382exploring the afterlife featuring ssky and mcafe
>>568149381I don't think she has all that.
Favorite Global Uma?
Seiun Sky is a lewd girl
>>568149369If I do that then I won't have the motivation to do other things though...
>>568149619uhhhhhh agnes
>>568149568BASED, Sweepy would absolutely say this
>>568149369I will before and after
>>568149369i refuse, i must concentrate the semen first by posting lewdmas
>Chrono's cunt
>>568149619ryan
>>568148132god i wish i was a shota in that situationalso how do i make daiwa good in medium TT
Next rape ticket when? I NEED to claim Ardan
>>568149656sex with boys... SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568149656
>>568149619Mejiro
Imagine just Musume
>>568149842hey, I have that bottle of sunscreen. I bought it in japan.
>>568149369I'm posting to masturbate to Kawakami Princess and you cannot stop me.
>>568149369
>>568149998what if it was just umahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jvEABTZY_A
>>568150116I see it.......
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>568149369>encourage you all to masturbate at least onceI'll need lust provoking images of trainees to that end
>>568150116chat, is this real? i can see
should I pull for any of the current banners?
>>568150116
>>568149369Oh, you mean like a "tribute"?
>>568150039Im suddenly in the mood for hot chocolateMaybe with a bit of hazelnut or caramel
>>568150194LET'S GO RICKEY
>>568150116why do I keep falling for mares?
King Halo should not be part of the Golden Generation.
>>568150116>>568150340Kissing Chrono's pretty, shaven lips!
>>568150423because you are not a faggot with a stallion as uma wife
>>568150423They are voracious...
>>568150340>>568150116
Kawakami is an ugly nigger
>>568150194>>568150397
>>568150116what a bizarre looking penis...
>lewd posting on a Marvelous Sundaynot very holy of you bwos.
[ | ]
>Run going really well through junior year>But then I somehow inherit a spark in Mile for Mile S (I have exactly 2* in Mile)This run will either go horrendously badly or be my strongest Ace this CM with exactly zero in-between.Tune in next time for the results.
[ / ]
>>568150636Its Monday
kissing sex with inumas
>>568150562
( * )
(__Y__)
>>568150753marrying nanoda umamusumes
>>568150753this uma would bite your tongue/nip your lips during a kiss
>>568150547uncalled for
umas that wouldn't rape their trainers?
>>568129095 (not me)Done.
>>568151053I want to cum on her shiny forehead.
I love inumusumes
>>568151129falco
does the thread ever get better?i already hide over 100 posts
>>568151129Seiun Sky
>>568151129haru ulala would never
>1* guts parent yesterday>1* guts parent today>both took around 40 minsI wish I were joking. How do you guys even fucking find the will to keep making parents. This is probably the least fun grinding I've done in a game ever
>>568151175Nah she would
>>568151129Satono Diamond. She believes in consent.
>>568151129Stay Gold.
For me its daiwa scarlet
>>568151281
>>568151129Turbo. That's not a random act of kinda nice at all
>>568151308
>>568151153oh nononono Top Road is in your post you won't get any replies fool!
Your feelings for her are not real.
top road is a cutie
>>568151519you're not real
>>568151519I can't prove I'm real either.
sex with mares
>>568151153Kris made for ojisans
>>568151376>condomShe wouldnt let you.
>>568151159reddit is over there sir
>>568151873Kris S?Built to be loved and cherished by the most racist southerner you could possibly imagine.
orvrferevre
>>568151441God bless Idonchi.
>>568152073a cute, Shion need not to reply
>>568151703>Nutted into Vallhalla>3 MejirosHuh, the event didn’t lie
>>568151703>Samson Big>Old ageI thought he got sold and just disappeared at some point.
>>568151873Really? The only times I see her mentioned is for yuri ships and nothing else
>>568152219The so called "Tyrant" looks like this
The fucking basic blonde bitch cucks me out of the classic triple crownI will never train her, and never again use any card featuring her ever again.Fuck you
>>568152287bwo got eaten
>>568151703>organ ruptureyeah from my massive hugs that made her heart throb until it burst
>>568152498seething but based
>>568152287I think they are assuming its old age.Samson is almost certainly dead at this point, so its maybe wishful thinking on anons part.
>>568151703>nutted to valhallaI thought that Tachyon would've died from a leg related accident, that's my GOAT fr
Never trust a dirter
>>568152475holy fucking FATTY with a FLAT ASS FACE
>>568152498tiara
>>568152498>losing with oguritrainer issue
>>568144812>retrying non g1s after placing top 3
>>568131736mommywife
>>568152668NIGGA FUCK YOUR TIARAIT WAS GOING GREAT UNTIL THAT WHORE ROLLED UPSHE KEKED ME OUT OF A G3 TOOFUCK THAT WHOREIF I HAD HER SSR I WOULD CLEAT IT RIGHT NOW
>>568152615shut the FUCK up Rice
>>568152498>literally training the "if losing, win" uma>still loses
>>568152498>end on long with mile cm stamBut yeah just do tiara+dirt it even gives you mile straight hint
>>568134396>>568146715If I was Dia's trainer I would lose to her boobs within the week
I wish I was worthy of getting Symboli Kris S but I can only achieve Symboli Kris A
the fat fuck is coming home
>>568151616oh...
>>568151703GOD HATES HAGS
I keep missing the Sunday Derby
Symboli Kris UG
>>568152918KAICHOOOOOOOOOOO
Falco's special blend, made with love
>>568152939I like these a lot more when they're not cropped to hell
>>568152816she was fulfilling history
>>568152972...You can farm characters in this game?
>>568150743>>568149764Cumming inside of Chrono Genesis and Chronoposters until they're pregnant
>>568152498That is what you get for being such a loser
>>568152475he's so cool...
>>568153009This week's derby was cancelled after they found a hole in the thread
>>568153124You can buy pieces occasionally from the stores, and you can do daily legend races to eventually unlock some Umas.
>being called a loser by NTR poster...
>>568153264What does it mean
>>568148671>>568149178>>568147740>>568147787>>568148392You guys are asking for it..
>>568152994a slight miscalculation on tama's part
>>568153360>believing that's actually the ntrfag
https://mangadex.org/chapter/01b72595-e2f4-49f7-8904-ec7ead117d41
>>568153360You like it?
>>568153081Just did Dober's career and I need Dober's special blend, filled with embarrassment and disgust!
>>568153360It's true
do we have plenty of Open players in /uma/ now that it's bumped to included A+ umas?
>>568153679Mejiro Ardan more like walking sex
>>568133752tazuna's big butt on my face or dick
>>568130243Makes Special Week cry.
>>568153679why am i black
>>568153360Don't tell me that actually excites you?
>>568153360Is he wrong tho?
>>568153749>ningen w*omen
I'm going to take a long hot bath, give me an uma wife.
>>568153489wtf its finally in english
>>568153553>and disgustbut she isnt disgusted by her trainer?
What's the best way to motivate my trainee?
i have one borrow left but it'll be an hour before i get the tp
>>568153360Think about it this way. At least it wasn't the anti JP schizo, plus I want to fuck the shit out of daiwa.>>568154015Has been for ages tho?
>>568153998Grass lost
>>568153998Grass Wonder's big ass on my small penis
>>568154001Mejiro Bright
>>568154001
>>568154030raw sex
>>568153998>tazuna>ningen
>>568154030head pats and dates
idk my sukidacchi but Ms. Kashimoto is looking real cute
>>568153679I need to breed Ardan and that anon who wants to experience sex as Mejiro Ardan
anyone have the site with the full list of mob umas?
>>568153903Shut up
ningenmanko can't be that bad
>>568154387
>>568154387You pick one of these uma and suddenly they also bail on you as you're met with a familiar face who then agrees to be trained by you.
>>5681427367 and I rape you
>>568154492McQueen...
>>568154126is an evil bitch
>>568154387Im weak to NPC umas...
>>568154387Mirako is my favorite NPC uma
>>568154643Tamamo...
>>568154387Damn there was an image of a trainer who married a mob uma but I can't find it.
>>568154130why is she a lobster
>>568154481They're not and that's the problem. They've been the primary cause of ruin of far too many men
tazuna assgrass ass
>>568154387As much as we meme it, if we the trainer get stuck with a mob Uma we would turn them into a several G1 thief who is an even worse villain than rice shower depending on the era.
>>568154564The raped
>>568154771No reason
>>5681545647, and Dream Journey will sing you to sleep.
>>568154854
>>568154854got eeem
>>568154814the mob uma would be the remembered one and someone would get reassigned to mob uma
>>568152994isn't she supposed to be in her 20s?
>>568155432No, they are all middle schoolers, which is why (m) Trainer x Uma is banned in both Discords.
soft Kitasan butt
>>568155286oh hey i just saw this post on twittersomething about never looking a gift horse in the mouthalso saw something about the british(i think) having holes in their racetracks that reach to australia or something
>>568154105Based size difference…
>>568155241My inner sadist wants to have the mob Uma take Teio’s triple crown from her and relegate her to become a mobsume, making her utterly depressed moreso than the anime
>>568155538girl why you so ears
>>568155713holy based
>>568154650
>>568155790Wife
>>568155560They don't reach to australia literally but they were pretty deep and it's a good thing the horse that actually was unfortunate enough to step in it didn't die
>>568155960that's a big drink
>>568156052thats a small for umas.
>>568155960She's gonna end up as Satono Diabetes, hahaha...
>>568156132>>568156132>>568156132
>>568156052better be for 1500 yennies
>>568155938Honestly, they were pretty derby, those holes - or so I'd figure
>>568156295Go back to the workshop and try that again
>>568150116>still up
Parent farming is killing me... I've never gotten so trolled by this game before.>3* guts >Sprint aptitude >A bunch of whites but they're LITERALLY ALL RACE SPARKS
>>568140794
>>568140268someone once posted a picture of them beating maruzensky with OUT OF THE WAY HAGGOT and that has earned itself a place in my vocabulary ever since
>>568140268>scrolling through thread>see kawakami scroll past my screen>stop. Scroll back up.>expand thumbnail>kiss forehead/screen>continue scrolling
one day you will get a universally good 20x white 3*green oguri parent
>>568141190
>>568143509>I look at this picture when I'm feeling depressed so I can feel just a little worsewas a good post as well
>>568146739
>>568150547princess, kill this faggot
>>568152839
