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sex not allowed
this is a dirt thread
>>568156218Someone please pass this message to Nishino Flower
...
>>568156285
RICE HATE
deep inhale
>no angsty fanfic where Uma terminates her contract with her trainer and regrets it when she’s not getting the results she wantsBruh what are people doing? They’ll make infinite urara and vodka depresso slop but nothing actually good?
>>568156364
>>568156132cute
let's not talk about rape in this thread please
>>568156496brewing coffee with her used garments
I love Stego.
>>568156563Which anons would be most weak to rape?
>>568156563what about unprompted handholding?
Top 3 rapists umas?
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568156496not a footfag but cute Rice
>>568156682
>>568156682Cafe please I’m in a meeting Tazuna and Akikawa can see this
>>568156682見える
>>568156675fuck you my day is now ruined
>>568156682you can't do that!
>>568156629I thought you would never ask. Chiyo anon is the weakest
>>568156674nishino flower, daiwa scarlet, and that one uma that I can't remember the name of
>>568156835what
>>568156682Cafe would have a hairier bush
settling down with a hag mare after her racing career
>>568156682she needs to be flatter
>>568156682You can't post that
Why is there Umanko written on Tosen Jordan's casual wear
Help, I cannot stop thinking about these horses in a sex way
>parent run>neither of the GPs happen to have any stamina sparks>arrive at derby turn with under 200 staminawelp...
I want to marry Ayabe
Can I rely on this single star mile on this parent...? I'm feeling about done
>>568156883It means I'll breed you
>>568157176
>>568156503That's just the Sirius greentext
>>568156806More King Halo may help!
>>568157220
>>568156351...
>>568157220the wonderhole...
>>568157052It's one thing when people post Mexican slopBUT ITS A WHOLE DIF STORY WHEN ITS FRENCH SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DEAAAAAAAAAAAAATH
>>568157220whew thank god it's censored
>>568156682>>568157220Stop it. Stop.
>>568157247WIFEMATERIAL
>>568156992every uma needs a gyaru version
>>568157202
>>568157220Her lewdness is a great nightmare.Her anus is defenseless.It contracts every time I move, looking like a second reproductive opening.――Grass's anus.The dirtiest part of her is right in front of me.
NO CLOCKSNO AUTOPLAYFOR YOUR GAMEI WILL NOT PAY
>>568157220a proper japanese woman would have a hairy snatch
You people are not helping with the sexness of these underages
>>568157407bro saved a thumbnail
>>568157407Kita sex
Dig here, Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568157141switched from front to pace and won easily, crisis averted(hurts losing out on the potential front runner hint tho)
Dober just gave me 45 skill points.
I'm starting to think you guys only care about your trainees because they appeal to you sexually.
do I have brain damage?
>>568157457bratty tachy
>>568157685my trainees only care about me because of sex
>>568157548many japanese women these days have lasered all of their body hair off
>>568157589Don't worry I have another one
DAHBY SOONAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>568157685I love, quite literally, everything about Stego. Even her, sometimes very inconvenient, forgetfulness.
>>568157710Bratty Cyge, not valuing their global playerbase
>>568157685King Halo appeals to me because she is a failure compared to her parents. Just like me!
>>568157718they also like you because of your personality
>>568156132Wtf happened are people mass quitting were barely 29k cutoff
>>568157761literal warcrime
>>568157220Too bad she will take a nigger dick in there because the japanese nigger artist is obsessed with cuck shit like any other japanese artistWe should have nuked japan a third time to make them white
>>568157761wtf I hate japanese women now
>>568157761cool dumbfuck nobody was talking about m*dern women
>>568157818just won't be the same without bereshit
>>568150673And the results are in.This could have been so much fucking better if that blonde bitch hadn't eaten all my clocks in the KKKsho, fucking Bakushin of all people cucked me out of the Champion's Cup. I bet I missed out on like straight up 100 or more stats from epithets because of last second chokes. This will absolutely not be foreshadowing for the CM. Couldn't even make it to S+. Fuck you, NTR.
>>568157761Doesn't it grow back even with lasering?
>>568157685You forgot to add "Would you still love me if I was an actual horse?" at the end
>>568157761source?
>>568157220Her asshole should be brown in colour
>>568157685Looks like we got a Sherlock Holmes over here, boys!
>marked
I'm starting to think
>Ask questions in another general>Get answers and maybe some jokes at my expenses >Ask questions here>Ignored>People would rather shitposts about SEAmonkeys and perform schizophrenic circus acts.
>>568156886true but the definitive top 5 umas with the hairiest most unkempt bushes are Jungle Pocket, Satono Crown, Transcend, Shinko Windy, and Fenomeno
manhattan cafe is sexy??
>>568157935This is Ask Edinburgh's chance to steal the Derby and become a Derby musume
>>568157685Nyoo... Maybe..?
>>568158138
>>568158250Come back later, it's ERP hours
>>568158251jungle pocket's jungle pocket
>>568158308
>>568158138Ardan tail hold...
>>568158248don't do that
>>568158250the only guy that would answer your questions gets 3 schizos focusing everytime he helps someone, you will not get any help here unless you ask during EU SEA hours
>>568157761the desire to be and look like women depicted in pornography has done irreparable damage to the female psyche and thier self esteem
>>568158491
>>568158250>REEEEEEE pay attention to me>horrible art>m.jpga bigger faggot there never was
>>568158556superior deutschland umamusume...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH THEY'RE RAPING MEEEE THEY'RE RAPING MEEEEEEEEEEE THEY'RE RAPING ALL OF US OOOOOOH IT HURTS THEY'RE RAPING US AND IT HURTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIEEEEEEE
>>568158646Kill yourself already V
>>568158687Lmao imagine being a dicklet both physically and mentally.
>>568158676
>>568158823no one likes Rice anyway
>>568158852No he's right, that art is cancer.
>>568158646Shut up V
I don't like Ardan.
I love MANT but it's getting kinda old now.45 minutes to an hour for a run just isn't feasible
what does V from cyberpunk have to do with anything
>>568158913I'm Kitasan
>>568158556She needs to go home and finish her Abitur
>>568158871
>>568158823she needs onii-sama's good luck semen
>>568158915/y/ is down the hall and to the left
>>568158646wuv u V/ma
>>568158138horse tails aren't prehensile
>>568159032
>>568158823Okay
>>568159186heh
>>568159178imagine how bad she must actually smell
>>568159163Shut up umama
>>568157251Yes but now I’m invested and desire more
>>568159186Good thing they're umamusume, not horses
Flash...your bra...
>>568157251link?
>>568159163
>>568158823No Rice everyone loves you...
>>568159228
>>568159186Horses also don't shake their tail when they're happy like Uma Musume do. They're not the same.
>>568159316Kitasan please stop marking me, Tazuna will get mad at me again
>>568159401I wish to order 100 orders of rice
>>568159019>She needs to finish her SCAMI disagree
>>568159321>>568158840my paizuri slave
>>568159405
>>568159528Nobody stands like this
>>568159573Flat chested creature
>>568158967this still makes me wonder how many sessions kitasan has a day
Mayachi!
>>568159526
you like stallions, don't you anon?
>>568159680More like stallions like my dick
>>568159676mmm yes
>>568159573
>>568159482best family
lay it down on meam I FUCKED?
>>568159680stallions can be mares too. grass wonder agrees, don't bother her about it.
>>568159751Holy Taishin sexo
>>568158913>deletedNOTICING
>>568159787*unzips*
>>568159762
>>568159787Yeah, it's bricked
>>568159849Yeah V we know you got your feelings hurt
>>568159751
Finally got one, and it was my oshi! She isn't winning in rooms, but I'm still proud of her~DIGITAN LOVE
I demand my weekly race NOW
growing up is accepting that umas are more like dog girls than horse girls
>>568159583>Creek's lap pillowI need it.
>>568159930my bro is so easy
>>568157685When the sky darkens you hear the thunder. The screech that the small marsupial would shudder to hear but to only die of fright from the mere sight of her. Her presence farms the aura of all in her wake. Her posture and strength that only the very best can compete with. Thun thun thun.....And then there was silence. But suddenly a crash. The surprise attack. From the top rope she strikes. It's eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll COOONDOOORR PASSSAAAAAA
choose your fusu
Chrono Genesis has safely given birth to a healthy coltThe photos were taken when he was about 3 weeks old. His frame is sturdy and solid, and his robust build stands out strikingly even in the pasture.His personality is lively, and the springy footwork he shows in the pasture has a powerful strength to it. He's a horse that already has you looking forward to seeing how he'll grow from here.Meanwhile, his dam, Chrono Genesis, was watching over her foal with a calm demeanor, eagerly munching on the fresh green grass of the new spring growth. Both mother and foal are spending their days healthily in the verdant pasture.Sire: Kitasan Black Dam: Chrono GenesisBorn April 9 – Colthttps://x.com/northern_horse/status/2058715683551379457
>>568159930
>>568160008"""""""""""""""Japanese""""""""""""""""""" horses be like
>>568159971I would kill the world to fuck Marvelous Sunday's tits
growing up is accepting that umas are more like cat girls than horse girls
>>568160051sex
>>568159482>ask google if horses wag their tail if they're happy on 2 different tabs>one tab gave yes>another tab answered no I fucking love AI
I like this image a lot
>>568159186dude this is a fucking rdr2 screenshot
>>568160101
>>568160120>>568160158
>>568159186They canonically are in uma
>>568160028I choose tact
>>568159360Sirius has a woman moment>>562680095
The Beginning of a New Era was not that good.
>my Nishino borrow has been bred over 500 times to followersthis is kind of hot
>>568160254Guess I'm officially an old man now.
impregnating my bro
>>568160243Doto did nothing wrong
>>568160279
Just read doujins instead of playing the game desu
>>568160172Seriously, they don't. All Uma Musume are dog coded in that sense. The way they move their ears, too, are dog coded, Your picture, for example, show she's sad. But whenever an actual horse's ears get that low it's because they're actually pissed and will probably attack if you get close.
kitasan black futanari impregnation
>>568160296do you mind if I save it?
>>568160496But I need Marvelous paizuri
>>568160292chrono genesis lovey-dovey sex and impregnation
King and her halos.
>>568160541yes
>>568160374>>568159360Oh, and the other parts>>562833082 >>562834762>>562836815Being puppy-chan is suffering
>>568160458
>Seina taps Juryoku Pierrot's nose>She's immediately ready to kill a nigga
wahahey
>>568160637
>>568160663>third generation sunday silence inbredhow long before the sunday menace ends
>>568160836>my TP is fullits not you LYING CUNT
>>568160836
>>568160663Pie-chan is cute.
I wish I was puppy-chan
>>568161004
they are drinking juice
I get the impression everyone finished cooming and then left
>>568160854the pharoah line will save us
>>568161190
did you know that suzuka is very skilled at spinning penis
>>568161317I'll coom inside you if you catch my drift
>>568161354
>>568161317No, I'm just playing the gameI did make a lot of hornyposts in this thread and the last one tho
>>568161294What kind of juice?
>>568160854She's a 3x3 Sunday inbreed so it's even worse
>>568160390it really just is hype moments and aura: the movie
The Raped, like T.M. Opera O suggested
Did you know? Your trainee will stop loving you once you stop being useful.
Gah crap I wish I knew how to edit this
>>568161317I'm struggling to stay awake for LoH reset in an hour and have been just browsing twitter while I fan farm in the mean time and it's making me even sleepier.
The Gaped, like Curren Chan suggested.
>>568161536gn
>>568161039Pettable snout. I want to pet and hug and love on a horse almost as much as I want to pet and hug and squeeze and marry an Uma…セイちゃん…
>>568161657How do you want to change it?
I'm breaking my fast with Five Guys, see you fags in 15 minutes.
>>568161593i would never cheat on my cf
>>568161643gonna be a while until my dick stops working
>>568161657what kind of edit?
>>568161771You mean the restaurant, right, anon?
This is my third day of playing so I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I think this is a decent result?
>>568161727Sleep well, hero.
>>568161782
>>568161856Anon is going to kill five people and then cannibalize them for breakfast
>>568161862Post your cards and we can judge
>>568161827Dick is cheap and abundant. She doesn't need yours. That also means she appreciates you for more than your body. As long as that lasts.
>>568161993
>>568161317I have been fucking my Tenga for the last 4 hours
>>568162227cute cute CUTE!
>>568161746>>568161849You know what all of us want. uncensor bitch, bonus points for scootching the B after freeing up all the space the I
someone is playing the Helios tiktok at the hospital...
>>568161643Well shit nigga I sure hope so. Imagine having some old has-been uma constantly hanging around you when you try to scout younger umas
Fine Motion's Ramen Dungeon
>>568161317haha...
>>568162438Doto does not deserve this
>>568162327do you know the name of the source?
>>568162227Yeah I'd say you did alright, I assume that's with the first scenario? That's how my runs look like back then. But if you want her to run in Champions Meet (CM), the only PvP that matters fot now I'd say you need to do two things. One is get an optimized deck (max level 45 SR is better than lvl 30 SSR) and optimize skills for the current track which is mile, turf left handed so stamina skills aren't needed. Get more mile skills too if you can.
You can spend six months in misery because of your acne... or you can play on the beach ONE TIME. Yes, I'd never want to be a horse
>>568161978Anon is going to suck five of us off, actually.
>>562683063 Nigga you gay.
>>568162438Doto deserves this and worse
>>568162553Oh, I was NOT prepared for that to go directionalImpregnate Teio, though
>>568161536>not accepting Spe's feelingsDisgraceful
>>568162553SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568162553I got a boner
>>568162293Huh?>>568162546Yeah it's the first scenario. Thanks for the tips!
>>568162553SHE'S SAYING CHINCHIN
>>568162553HEROHERO IS MY lewd uma goat. I need this nigga to make umaporn
>>568162553waiter, more flatties please
>>568162036I do this when I play Tetris
>>568162553wtf I was blasting this on my speakers....
>>568161856Anon is in the gay bar's restroom as we speak.
>>568162531Artist is none other than Bacius, that dude could easily do hentai
>lowroll>no spurt
Teio is not sexual
There are people here with no Taishin?
>>568162750I can help you even more if you share you card lists as well. There are generally good cards you can use with anyone and some that are niche at certain distances too, but its alright to just use max level SRs for now. You need to bump stats than get certain skills from cards.
Teio is sexual
>>568163000Yes, she bricks your account.
why am i so hungryi had a bowl of ramen for lunchsteak, broccoli, rice and apple for early dinnerand i'm still hungry
>>568163130nyo
>>568163130my uma build?
Dancho had a menhera moment
Fenomeno with his pupils
AAAAAAAAAUUUGHGGHHHNNNNNNNGGGHHH IMMMM COOOOOOMING AAHHHGNNNNNNNNGH
>>568163034Teio umanko smells bad
>>568161317Nothing worked me up enough to cum
>>568163251you need to eat more!
Flower...
>>568163304brickedancho...
Any tips to fight the burnout?
>>568163349SNIFFFFFFFPERON PERONSNIFFFCHUUUPEROPEROPEROPEROCHUUU
>>568163349
>>568163310Steadfast guardian.
>>568163007These are all my cards. I still have carats if you recommend pulling for the card banner
>>568163435stop playing so much
>>568163435Read these threads, realize that you need to beat these autists in CM or else all their wrong opinions are justified, results mog them.Or jerk off, whatever motivates you.
>>568160028I select the original of course. that being said, I do love how much of a fuckass the Almond fusu is
>>568163435Lube up, use regenerative cream, masturbate less often
>>568163349I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF UMANKONO MORE UMANKO
>>568163604nah, you should definitely save your carats for the Light Hello/Tachyon bannermeanwhile if you wanna compete in Champions meeting you should do open league in my opinion, even with the minmaxxed umas people do there you can still probably get to finals easily
>>568163789Seiun Kiss
>>568163435how is burnout even real nigga just turn off the game and walk away lmao
>>568163650AHHHHHH MIRAKO PROPAGANDA I SUBMIT! I'll pull for her when she comes! I...submit...
>>568163643If I win, whatever I post becomes true?!
>>568163435Develop autism and never burnout again
>>568162227>>568163604Genuinely how can new players compete? They should just release the ‘battle pass’ they have in jp already
I fucking hate zoomers. Give me an uma wife.
>>568163862>>568163789Cute boy
Trainer-san MANT run doko?
>>568164045wahey
>>568163435Stop playing or settle for open league until GL comes out in 2 months
>>568163604Try to get 400k event points, finish the event story and spin the wheel to the point you get all the cards so you can them out. Any max wit card is a good card for now.>pulling for the card bannerIf you can save and want to be a metafag/human rights for the next scenario/second anniversary and wait for a month or two for the new scenario and roll in the Tachyon/Light Hello banner. That Tachyon card will last you for atleast a year and the Light Hello card is useful for the entire scenario. Pray you max both for a comfy time next scenario.>what umas to roll forwhatever makes your dick twitch and hard.
>>568164102Hmmm nyo
>>568163990for real the game is unplayable if you don't have kita and finemo MLB'd
>>568163604if that's your library I think it could unironically be a better choice to reroll. Get yourself an account with an MLB of a good card like Kitasan Black or something. Some effort, but honestly you have basically nothing here and it's gonna be pure suffering trying to build that account with nothing good to start. other people could weigh in
>>568163650Using Mirako's tits to masturbate
>>568164102I haven't done a MANT run in 2 weeks
>>568164102i just did one
what do i say omg i'm so nervous
>>568162553this made my peepee tingle
>>568163751>>568164171Light Hello/Tachyon banner got it>>568163990>>568164224Competing is a secondary objective, my goal is having fun by fucking around and talking to the cute horse girls
>>568164102I only run MANT with real umas, not sprinters
>>568164397remember to use sites like uma.moe for good parents, MLB card search you needit also has a timeline
>>568164397that's fine, understandable, but you can actually do both and a reroll might let you start out with a nice set of girls and cards. I don't know how long it takes to do though. By the time I considered rerolling I'd competed in multiple CMs and had multiple welfare cards MLB'd plus a ton of three star girls.
>>568163789>>568163862>>568164050
Ayabe has to be the worst endcloser
>>5681645393 sprints is totally a medium
>>568164583Stop kissing a boy
>>568164497I will let her pamper meI will let her spoil meI will let her feed meI will let her clean my earsI will suck on the pacifierI will wear the onesieI will drink from the baby bottleI will play with the rattleI will let her cradle me in her armsI will call her mommyI will be happy
>>568164625hishi amazon exists
>>568164817>carrot flavored energy drinkgenuinely curious
>>568164296DAAAAAANCHOOOO KICK THIS MANNNNN
>>568164718If EraUma were good
>>568160243what's this artist's name?
>>568164879no one asked for your presence, you uggo Kawakami
>>568164883give me a baby guide on how to use EraUma mobile
>>568162553sauce onegai
>>568164879kawakami is so ugly
>>568164971looks like bacius
>>568165010If 18 didn't go outside I'd think she'll go there. But man what a journey to the front.
>>568164660Gonna kiss that boy and have her wrap his legs around me.
>>568165005Its barely translated on PC, you have to use google translate to play
Rip
>>568165154Can you please stop making that boy's heart skip?
>>568164625The worst end closer is better than the best late surger, who probably performs better when mutated to be an end closer
>>568165217That boy has a very kissable neck.
>sudden proboyganda
>>568165281Just the neck?
>>568164348racing SUCKS
>>568164686Ayabe is neither good or attractive. Amazon is certainly the latter at least
>>568165010I can't imagine being cavalry
>>568163818spe please wear a bra
>>568165365Gotta start somewhere. Might as well start at the neck and work up and work down and work all around.
>>568165404holy BASED /uma/ club danchou!
I think Seiun Sky would look better with bigger breasts
>>568165442cav is gay anyway
>>568165578so true breastie
MY HERO
>>568165578She would owe me paizuri then.
>>568165404my danchou looks like this
>>568165670I need it...
Rice owes me dick kisses
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1f5dTDF-Rbo
>>568165670HOT GLUE
>>568165554... What do they want?
Rice owes you NOTHING
I think Seiun Sky would look better with bigger breasts and long hair.You know, like a girl.
>>568166005But I lent her money...
>>568165670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akd10J5mue8
>>568166061Rice would NEVER ask for this.
>>568166005She owes me an after-race footjob.
my semen in rice shower
>>568166056I think Seiun Sky would look better with her clothes off
>>568166087This is going into the jar
>>568165578>>568165665holy sex
>>568166145No way...she'd have a boyish body...
>>568166219I think Seiun Sky is perfect the way she is
>>568165665>>568165578cease with this tomboy erasure
>the last 100+ post is just coom bait porn addictsdo you niggas play the game?
Stop being horny. Especially about umas without big breasts.
>>568166219Lick
There's a game?
>>568166343I would play the game if the game was worth playing.
>>568163435LoginDo everything but a careerLog out and queue brawl on deadlock or spend 50 hours on space haven trying to make a spaceship that will fall apart in the slightest stress test.
>>568166343Do (You) want to play MANT?
>>568166393
>>568166393hmmmm....nyo.
>>568164102Just finished up a run, now I have time to plan out dinner.
>>568166393Impossible as I love all sizes
>>568166219Good
As expected, the matchmaking got worse the moment I got near plat. But I still made it to plat earlier than I did last time, which is nice.
King Halo should not be part of the Golden Generation.
>noooo you can't goonpost
>>568166601Tachyon's tits aren't that big.
>>568166343Playing MANT
>>568166707Also got Stego the star next to the title which made training and running her all the more worth it.
>>568159178>>568166186>tfw you will never EVER have a rambunctious, prankster daughter who loves you
>>568166684herohero is a real degenerate, bless his soul
>>568166684Genuinely what's the point of uma with no breasts
>>568166753>her way was rash but proved to work in the endWhat did cyjews mean by this...
>>568166797she used a growth potion
>>568163435play burnout 2 for the ps2
>>568166342tomboys can have big tits
>>568166707>>568166874Nice.
>>568167028Holy...
>>568167068name 5 big tit tomboys
ramonu is pissed she missed the MANT era and is only used in the non race focused modes
>>568166891She moans when you let her bite you btwIts a bit weird
>>568167009That well meaning, intelligent, and capable people can still end up forgetting about the humanity aspect of being a trainer?
>>568167028Ogre Recap and Bignes Tachyon
Uma racism. Is that a thing?
wait a gosh darn minute, what am i supposed to do when tachyon SSR arrives if i want to use tachyon
I saw the life-size cutout of Stay gold and she's not even taller than a 3 year old kid lmao
Man, I might have fallen for the Taishin propaganda because now I want her. I have BW but no N I want Taishin
>>568166970I want to rape Aichan's tits cum inside them and rub her breasts so my cum makes her tits all shiny she ows me paizuri.
>>568167119>>568166874>>568166707Samefagging your own posts are pathetic. Quit with the larp when you don't play the game.
>>568166579>doto assaults an innocent rabbit
>>568167265
>>568166579Kek I love this artist
>>568167241Use Tachyon anyway, and laugh at anyone who suggests your chi
>>568167217yes, gas all chestnuts
>>568167265Digitan would say this
>>568167253Stego has a larger than life personality which is perfectly juxtaposed by the fact that she's so little.
>>568167217gray's can't run
>>568167407Those big wide ear holes are perfect
Lewd umas
>>568166642>Only 9 TP rechargedYeah sure you did.
>>568167253stegobros our response??????
>>568167217
>>568167167narita briansymboli kris sel condor pasamejiro ryanwinning ticket
Also guys can we stop horny posting? CM is next week
>>568167481why is Still naked?
>>568167364This is my girlfriend
>>568167481sniff
>>568167528We can do this
>>568167579CM is always next week. Or this week.
>>568167321Doto's actually a criminal
>>568167579FAT FUCKSEX
You're all virgins shut the fuck up.
>>568167364they pay me to say nothing
>>568167579>CM is next weekand I still have no aces
>>568167686Slut.
Dia is never beating the allegations
>>568167680sexirish sex
>>5681677471-3 runs every day since round 2 last CM and still no mile pasa to start making acesshit's rigged
>>568167765she looks so pure yet so diabolic
>>568167686Yeah, and I'm going to try my best to plat Virgo again so I can be a star Virgo.
>wonder why Doto has so much footage of him just being a horse>look it up>he's the face of a nonprofit all about giving retired horses a good remaining life. The previous face was Neicha before he died at age 35Oh that explains a lot
>>568167765>that faceTachyon knows you're a rape victim
>>568164363are you fat?
>>568167964>longest race horse ever lived was 38Holy fuck Neicha lived for a long ass time
>>568162553
>>568167309Love how he didn't even try to argue his samefagging and just ran away like a pussy instead.
I'm a virgin which uma is for me?
>suffer for the past week doing nishino flower parent runs (late)>burned 100+ clocks>swap over to ryan parent runs today>easiest runs I've had ever>barely used three clocks today across four runsProbably helps that my Ryan is 5* but Nishino Flower runs are so painful
>>568167964It's also because the old man likes making friends as a bit of a defining featurehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g_zQbBXeP4
>>568168226really bums me out knowing Neicha passed away in the last 3-5 years and I could've known him
>>568168413Pick any like 99% chance they'll rape you anyway
>>568168413Ardan. She'd pity fuck you.
>>568168691It's more like you'd pity fuck her with how desperate she is
>>568168857Ardan's longing looks...
>>568168413Maruzensky because she'll want to devour your cherry like the cougar she is.
>>568168903>>568168691I need her.
>>568167342Haha I left the post button on auto while still editing. Well, my advice is perfect as it is
>>568168936Why?
>>568169082artist?
>>568169118Isn't England really bad at soccer though?
bratty uma won't give me good sparks...
Wife.
>>568169118
>>568169330Yeah, she's basically saying they are worse than shit... Such an evil uma...
>>568169330s-shut up! I-it's coming home!
Are umamusumes allowed to practice other sports professionally?
>>568169082Because I need a big breasted gentle noble lady to love me unconditionallyAnd so I can give great pleasure to her.
>>568169240Cheva after our first time
>>568169118Doto isn't in the wrong here
>721 speed and Mile S before the classics year is even done on a Mayano Top Gun runhow the fuck
I ate too much ravioli and my tummy grumbles weird now
>>568169561enjoy no wit at all
>>568169441Ryan and I assume Michelle my Baby play competitive apehoop, so I don't see why they couldn't have a pro league and make the NBA that world's equivalent of the WNBA. They would literally murder each other if you let them play rugby or football, so maybe not those.
>>568169610I'm used to it at this pointI'm incapable of raising anything but brainlets
>>568169441Jousting
>>568169441there's an entire sports themed career staring dahby
>>568169752Doto is simply the better irish horse for Shakur
>>568163304You haven't seen it yet though. Or if you did, stop hacking my computer
>>568167686I legitimately got raped once while out drinking when I was studying abroad. Remember talking with friends one moment, and the next waking up next to a chick I don’t know at my dorm room.
Come practise anons. Bring mile umas!458563824585638245856382
>>568163304MANT moment.
>>568169330The international team yes, they have a lot of good local teams.
>>568169358Not with those tits
>>568170006KWARB
>>568169441the setting probably doesn't have any explicit laws against it but umamusume progbably just always stick to racing out of plot convenience, like every umamusume just thinks it wouldn't be fair to do other sports.>>568169794uaf is just a sports festival, not actual professional competition
>>568169441Falcon participates as a professional creampie receptacle
>>568169358Calm down Spe
>>568169227
>>568170180I wonder whos behind this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>568170379i got rickey rolled
>>568167579It got delayed
>>568160051Thought it was just bay but I think it’s actually a gray horse like realize sirius. About time chrono had a gray kid honestly
>>568170317you could just say you're a flaming homo
>>568170184How cute of Spe to give my wife such a pretty crown of flowers. Our firstborn will be named in her honor.
>>568170495Rape correction
>>568170075Teams of foreigners!
>>568170424rickey rolling on my dick...
>>568170495I would follow her every command until death do us part.
how kino is the adaptation of Juryoku Pierrot going to be? would the jockey being female affect the series in any way?
>>568170639I HATE CURREN
>>568170645gwo...
is the next scenario better than MANT/URA/AOHARU?
>>568170009Our winners. It came down to a knife fight for the front and SMaru had the most skills. Thank you both for coming.
>>568170569>stupidretardbitchramente
>Have the right parents>Use the right cards>Choose the right options>Counter bad luck in the right ways>Play well, get rewarded>Inspiration: No Aptitude S>Second Inspiration: No Aptitude SI have a 47.7% chance with the affinity race bonus and mile sparks. But 50% of my runs are worthless dogshit because I fail a coin flip. A coinflip I can do nothing about, I cannot improve further, I cannot do anything with. 40 minutes of my life gone because of one coin flip.Why is this a thing? It's so unfun. It's so stupid. It's a casino simulator. Everything else is manageable - bad luck, poor choices, e.t.c. You can recover. You can cope. But not aptitude. No aptitude, no win. Worthless UMA.I'm so tired of this game now.
CM 14 practice room. Bring you whatever you have.734507507345075073450750
should I run the green flatty or the blue cow as my 3rd front? I never ran the flattie before so I think I'd like to train a new uma, but the cow seems better in triple front
>>568170965>>Have the right parents>>Use the right cards>>Choose the right options>>Counter bad luck in the right ways>>Play well>Late Surger ***I'm also so tired of this game.
wow, this one trick improves this general a lot
>>568170965>he doesn't pray to Shiraoki-sama for good rolls You will never be a good trainer
>>568170965you can just play casually for the stories and not worry about cm
>>568170645wait until the fillies face older horses
>>568170909Hmm*Fucks your wife*
>>568170569man I love Bruscamante
>>568171128why do you want to filter this?
>>568171156I want to win. Why would I play if I don't want to win?>>568171141Your shitposts mean nothing to me.>>568171061Late surgers are made to suffer and it isn't fair.
>>568170495
goddamn it i really wanna roll for fine mootion after all of her propaganda
>>568171240A necessary evil to hide "practice lobby" posts.
>>568170495I like how she calls you darling
>>568171213Sweep is not even Kitasan's best fuck
>>568170583No that's France because they believe in winning by any means necessary.England's problem is its players very rarely go abroad to play which means they're only used to playing against each other (Ronaldo by comparison has played for 5 different countries at this point), they play overly safe because of how high-risk the WC is, and they don't have a single manager that's won the Premier League.
>>568171325shame she is infertile
>>568171325What propaganda?
>>568171415DAMN IMAGINE HOW MUCH WE'LL SAVE ON CONDOMS WOOHOOO
>>568171250is winning cm the only enjoyment you get out of the game?
>>568171250If you want to win, you must do everything in your power to secure that victory
>>568171450>toge-Snipers got her. Which uma ordered the hit?
>>568171450YES!
>>568171250unfortunately, you take a silly casino simulator too seriouslysince it's a casino, you either pay more in either time or moneyor you can just enjoy the game for what it is instead of obsessing over something you can't control. I've won at least 2 CMs with A distance.
>>568171250>Late surgers are made to suffer and it isn't fair.It was an ECP front parent. She front ran the entire career, 1100+ on SPD and POW, and was loaded up on front skills. Straight to the glue factory though.
>>568171493I enjoy making strong horses that win the CM, yes. I also like looking at cute UMA girls.I really enjoy the actual gameplay mechanics - it's like a fun daughter raising CYOA adventure, I just think aptitudes are the stupidest shit to deal with. >>568171568But it doesn't make my complaint any less of a point.>>568171583Glue'd...
>>568171021Our winnersSuzuka wins the tough battle for first and hits the Unrestrained gamble to hold off a verry scary charge by the end closers.Her ult wiffed in the acceleration zone :(
>>568171514
>>568171398>they don't have a single manager that's won the Premier League.How the fuck does that happen? Are their managers all rapefugees or something?
>>568171705my fusu looks weird
>>568171553Doto
>>568171636I cant believe how fast that Suzuka went. I was certain my duo would catch her.
>>568171636>spoilerYeah that happens every time for me, it's why I had to give up on my Suzuka
>>568171719No its unironically because they suck. Because they instill their faith in managers with basic tactics like Hodgson and Southgate, rather than embracing modern, progressive ways (not politically, I mean actually innovating their tactics like every other country does). English football fans are extremely arrogant towards anything thats different from jumpers for goalposts and 442
You own any Uma merch or nah?
>>568171636Guts frontrunners take the lead very well
CM 14 room. Come take a break from raging at the MANT shop and bad summers.582620515826205158262051
>>568171957Woody Woodpecker is not a Looney Tune FYI.
>>568172081i actually had no idea what to name this soundpost
>>568171976A couple of prize figures and a plushie
>>568171895She had .7 acceleration by the time she hit the final straight and a few straight skills up her sleeve.
>>568172081Not like zoomies would know thatThey probably got Mandela'd into thinking they're Looney "toons"
>>568171681
>>568162553>ear lickingwhat what where is the rest? source me right now
>>568171976just a few flashlight uma girls
>>568171976have the blob creek plush on preorder. if i had extra money to blow i'd buy a garage kit daiwa scarlet i had my eye on
>>568166343Right now I think for a majority everyone is just logging in, doing their dailies and running outside of MANT or just waiting until Grand Live.
>>568172534I wanted a gimlet charm but they were sold outmaybe I'll buy the rose kingdom one
What wit card should I borrow for wedding Fine Motion? Already have CB.
>>568172678natie
>>568171976got the Kitasan fig before global, was trying to find a Mayano or Rice fig and saw this on the shop instead, best purchase in my life
>>568172046We witnessed the power of cheer Halo
>>568172796BasedAre they black?
Why isn't there a MUST OWN wit card for front runners yet? Welfare Bourbon ain't good enough.
Marche -> Ehcram-chan
>>568171398>No that's France because they believe in winning by any means necessary.If you're talking about Donatello, yeah everyone made fun of his "we Europeans" line but the guy was born in France to French citizens and is himself culturally very French, by France's standards that makes him French because they're a civic nationalist country.
>>568172886didnt ask homo faggot
>>568172908>why is the most p2w style not p2w enough
>>568172853
>>568172908it's called fine motion and nice nature
>>568172987Good enough. Excellent purchase
>>568172908It will be actual Bourbon wit with gold groundwork and it will bury VBourbon.
Back with my status report.>>568169610You called witlet but I'm honestly shocked with how will she otherwise went.I got agemasen'd by Kitasan but with everything else that went right, barring the skills, I'll fucking take it.I got two Mile S Turf S horses in one night, I've got the jitters.One of those horses had exactly 2 stars in both so I used up a lot of luck tonight.
>>568172937If he's so French then why does he play for Real Madrid?
>>568172749yeppers not worth it even with NSM?
>>568171976I have some stuff of Turbo
>>568172980>p2w>needs more than 4 potential parents to be on your box everytime, either a parent or an otherwise useless mlb ssr card on top of all the other ssrs you need to make them work because they need ALL stats more than the rest of styles, for a skill that is a must have or they're doaSure
Come test your umas!955431699554316995543169
>>568173195Apparently nsm isn't ideal on this track
>>568173195do you think nsm is good?
>>568173202I put some stuff IN Turbo, if you comprehend what I'm communicating
>>568173136You don't turn down playing for the top of the mountain, it's literally every footballer's dream to play for that team. It would be like an uma turning down running in the L'Arc if given the chance.
>>568173369>gives lane movement and gold accel immediately at late race when you most need itWhy wouldn't it be?
>>568173386L'Arc is French though.
>>568173374You're a surgeon and left some pliers in her innards?
>>568173349AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH CUTE
>>568173440do you think nsm is good for this cm and worth using your borrow slot for it?
>>568173440>immediately at late racePeople like you would benefit so much from installing Hakuraku
>>568173463I was trying to make an equivalence in terms of prestige.
>>568173473I'm a good samaritan and made sure she ate all of the eggs after I found her asleep. It's a random act of kinda nice
>>568171976I got an Ai-chan nui recently to match the tiny Ai-chan hors plush I have
>>568173669That truly is a random act of kinda nice
>>568173725Can't wait to oyakodon
>>568173292I pat my trainee like this
>>568173517I don't know but the alternatives are Nature and Rice. Nature gives a gold that is the wrong strategy but has 15RB. Rice gives mid race accel which is super gambling niche needs a speed skill to simultaneous trigger
>>568171976
I don't wanna play the game rn, can someone describe how sex with chiyo would be like so I can fantasize?
>>568173261Our winnersMaruzensky comes back from a late start and somehow claws her way into the lead.
>3 runs in a row where Cock and Balls doesn't finish her event
One more scrim anons. Bring your CM 14 umas!198324741983247419832474
holy hell that was a grindnow I can put uma down for a while
>>568171976I wound up using my plasma donation money to by Teio's fig for 80 bucks. Yes I caved.
Favorite LOTGH character?
>>568172908Mihono wit SSR will drop in February with gold groundwork and you'll forever stop using Mihono Bourbon.
>>568173892she'd look away from your gaze and probably wimper, arms folded in and X in an attempt to cover her chest the best she can
>>568173901aw man i fucking love the drawn and quartered gag
>>568173950That's weird, she's pretty reliable for me. BBB is the one that always seems to ghost me.
>>568174184Louis Mashengo
>>568174184Bittenfeld, obviously.You? Also, I've never heard of it be called something other than LoGH
post something cute
>>568174184Schenkopp all day long.
>>568174252but why
>>568174184Laurel and Laurelposters owe me something.I'm not sure what but it's definitely sex-related
>>568174145I'm in the process of making new Umas for scrims and it is not going well because NTR keeps FUCKING me over
>>568174341
>>568174168I wish the plasma place in my town stayed open late enough for me to sell after work.
>>568174396Why is someone so cute named Mr. Cock and Balls?
>>568174349>MLPshit
forced to race in summer award
>>568174456
Umawife?
>>568163310He is a good horse
Fucking your trainne is disgusting.
HelloI like riceRice love
>>568174518I guess you're one of those weird pony lover guys, huh.
i don't have mr cb can i still make end closers this CM
>>568171976I posted them last week but I got Tama and Oguri statues that go together when I was in Akihabara
>>568174497BUILT FOR Warm hugs and kind words.
>>568174184Man, it's been so long. Walter von Shenkopf was the name of the Rosenritter leader right? I think it was him overall and Mittermeyer on the Imperial side. Most of my favorites were Imperial, the Alliance was just not as interesting.
>>568174595borrow CB
>>568174583>>568174519thats my punny wife youre posting there
>>568174595just borrow
>>568174354
>>568174595borrow cock and balls>>568174698ponyshit...grosscan you adopt a tripcode so this filtering process goes faster? thanks
Oguri is the game's designated easy mode
>>568174562I couldn't agree more. That's why I make love to her.>>568174595As long as you have the human rights cards MLB'ed you can just borrow her.
>>568174562you are correct but also technically egregiously gay
>>568173789support cards are first and foremost about stat ouput. after fine motion, nice nature has the next highest wit output. if you're fine with where your wit is ending up, then you can consider borrowing weaker stat output cards in favor of their better skills.
>>568174328Very hard choice but I'm going to have to go with Mein Kaiser He's just too cute...
>>568174747>>568174705>>568174669don't i need full of vigor from that guts SSR card? i have the SSR ayabe for daring strike if that helps
>>568174887>don't i need full of vigor from that guts SSR card?congrats, now you have the perfect excuse to not torture yourself with gutsmaxxing
>>568174145>PTO into a real Suzuka ult in the mid race>hit unrestrained late enough for it to matterWhat a race to end the night onThank both of you anons for coming.>>568174362Good luck anon, I may be back a little later but someone else should take over making rooms.
>>568157042because it's cute
>>568169323Mambo!
How important is Daring Strike for end closers? Can I do without it, or use the regular skill version of it, or is it mandatory?
>>568174983this cant be real
>>568175058you're never catching fronts without it
I neeeeeeed.......
>>568171976I got the Fuku and Nya plush
>>568174887Daring Strike is mandatory so giving up FoV is just what you're gonna have to do.FoV is a gambling skill at the end of the day and you're trying to gamble on more speed carryover with Daring Strike and Professor.
>>568175058The regular skill is worse than anything else you could spend skill points on.
it's never been more over
>>568175301WE CAN TURN IT AROUNDNEVER GIVE UP, ANON! GANBATTE
>>568175301hell yeah training for 6 total stats
>>568175058>use the regular skill version of it, You see how bwos say Golshi's inherit is absolutely terrible? Early Start isn't much different from it, Daring Strike is the only time it's worthwhile.>or is it mandatory?If you don't feel like being cozy in B, yeah.
>>568158715THE UMAS ARE RAPING KURT RUSSEL!!! GOOD GOD, THEY'RE RAPING HIM TO DEATH
Frontslop is disgusting, and if you train fronts, you're brown.
>>568174887You can have a viable uma without it, but you can't without Daring Strike; the other ends will kill you. Same with Uma Stan.>>568175058Non-negotiable. The white version sucks.
>>568175345yosh! ikuyoooooooo!
>>568175153>>568174714Succubus...
Dog
>>568175484wish I was gooned to deathby Teio >>568162553
>>568175487black and blue too, just like your booty hole after I'm done with you
I watched Cingrey and get it now. I understand why people like her.
>>568175301>>568175540Mayachi, stop going to McDonalds, they're going to give you the kids meal...
are you safe?
>>568175869no
>>568175869I can't retain that much semen if my life depended on it.
>>568175869i am this week but it was a struggle
>>568171976Can’t wait for the plush from the family mart collab to come
FUCK THE GOOKS!
>>568175809Welcome aboard.
>>568176029if you haven't realized yet, "about" is flagged because it contains "abo"
>>568176064SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568174184Yang
>>568176064AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE GET AWAY FROM ME ANSHIN
>>568176126WHO FUCKING CARES? THOSE PETROL SNIFFING APES WILL NEVER READ MY CLUB CHAT MESSAGES
>>568175921I want to lick and suck on the director's flat chest
I'M SICK OF OGURI. I TRY TO PLAY TEIO. MY OGURI WINS MORE RACES. I TRY TO PLAY SPECIAL WEEK. MY OGURI WINS MORE RACES. I TRY TO PLAY RICE. MY OGURI WINS MORE RACES. I WANT TO PLAY TAIKI. HER BEST PARENT IS OGURI. I WANT TO PLAY RUDOLF, TM - THEY BOTH WANT OGURI UNIQUE. SHE GRABS ME BY THE THROAT. I FISH FOR HER. I COOK FOR HER. I GIVE HER THE CARDS. SHE ISN'T SATISFIED. I PULL SUPER CREEK "I DONT NEED THIS MUCH STAMINA." SHE TELLS ME. "GIVE ME MORE SPEED SKILLS." SHE GRABS MARUZENSKY AND TAKES HER UNIQUE. "YOU JUST NEED TO FUNNEL ME MORE. I CAN RUN FASTER WITH KITASAN BLACK." I CAN'T PULL FOR KITASAN, I DONT HAVE ENOUGH CARATS. SHE GRABS MY CREDIT CARD. IT DECLINES "GUESS THIS IS THE END." SHE GRABS NICE NATURE. SHE SAYS "NATURE, DRAIN THEM." THERE IS NO HINT OF SADNESS IN HER EYES. NOTHING BUT PURE, INSATIABLE HUNGER. WHAT A CRUEL WORLD.
>>568175809Oguri is a boring protagonist, an endearing one, but dull
we're behind schedule again
>>568172081>>568172247
when's dahby
>>568176461I think she's a cute little autist
oguri crap as in reddit
>>568176447fucking fatty is just too broken
new bread?
>>568176126>aboexplain this slur to me
>>568176447>__ ______, ___
>pre debut charming of sweepy spook>discount fast learner>practice perfect>filly and oka sho vodka rival (3 clocks wasted)>lost another 2 clocks on mile g1s>jobbing random g2 without clocks leftBros I hate MAnT so much. This shit is dogshit beyond measure
>>568176654kiss
>>568176631https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/abo#Noun
>>568176631Nigger in redditspeak
you need to bake
>>568176472hey dont steal Flash's thing like that
>>568176631An incredibly uncreative slur for the aboriginal people of Australia.
what bot is eden using what the hell5 minute mant runs?
>>568176821hehe Ver.Ka
>>568176894>>568176894>>568176894
>>568176797Being called aboriginal is an insult in itselfShortening it has to be torture for them, as it amplifies their own pride and self-hatred into being hurt like bitches like calling out a jew disguising as white
>>568176461she's horse goku
>>568176917Every board I go to, I can't escape the man
>>568160374definite woman moment
>>568160509I don't think they really go down like that at all, when they're pissed they pull them back, which is accurately depicted by the umas when they're mad
>>568163251either you've got a tapeworm or you're pregnant
>>568163650suckling on those tits and drinking her umamilk for nourishment
>>568164817
>>568165002>>568165097kawakami, kill these fags
>>568163949Yes. That’s why multiple Uma are currently rearing the children I impregnated them with.
