Previous: >>567901773Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatoon Raiders releases July 23, 2026. New trailer - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jaag4cVKOo8• Version 11.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v1100• Fresh Season is on until 5/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJP>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
>>568183497little buddy!
No fatties allowed beyond this point
Do you think there will be a Raiders direct?
Belated update - I collected data at normal time yesterday, but didn't have time for a writeup.Veemos cross the Rubicon of having more attention posts than good art with the second largest daily increase (9 posts) in the category. Weyyos' ratio takes a beating due to them suddenly becoming gay and attention seeking. Upset in the squid camp continues with woomies being silly in a bad way and jumping on the wrong bandwagons, and yebbies bearing the good art standard and hitting the highest ratio in recorded history.
Thanks to the delay you get to have double fun today! Overall unremarkable day though - veemos widen the attention to good posts gap to two, weyyos recover from yesterday's fumble. Woomies hold the line set yesterday, while yebbies wipe some gains by posting unusual amount of bad art this time.Thus concludes the first day of second week of the experiment.
i have a confession i listen to kpop while playing splatoon 3
i cry myself to sleep listening to the inkantation, imagining a woomveem gently holding me
i do my morning exercises to bang bang bing
>>568187845I cry myself to sleep while listening to Marie asmr. Thinking about the same thing
Marie lazily munching on chips on the couch whilst Callie does aerobicize techniques on the TV in front of her.
>>568191267>Marie ASMRIf this ASMR is not just Marie voicelines and is instead a horrible english "impression" that sounds nothing like Marie, you need to stop.
>>568142674Sorry, I was away. I should have nothing going on today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxZpJtfyZSU
Reminder that in about 1 week we'll start to get more raiders news.
Guys check the newsthey drew woomy
>>568191446I have a compilation I made with just Marie noises, but I dabbled in the other kind of asmr. It just depends on how badly I want to jump off the peak of Crableg Capital during my after hours trespassing.
We need Maries podcast irl. Nogami, make it real.
For me it's Shiver's moanshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdu1Fhq_Tio&t=142s
>>568196743How can you be certain. What if the direct actually has zero Raiders news.
>>568199464Didn't their X account say that they'd have more news in June?
>>568199420For me it's Shivers laugh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12BJrImtmQk
>>568199493No I think this is just a fan theory. It's likely but who knows. Maybe Raiders is too simple to explain further any unseen parts of the game. Maybe not.
are you people dense?raiders will get a dedicated direct about a month before release like every other major nintendo releaseare you unable to recognize such a consistent pattern?
It better be a good direct. I want squid beatz 3 to be revealed, for example.
It better be a good direct. I want squid to be revealed, for example.
Marie will be in raiders. As a background character who does nothing to help and teases you and deep cut constantly.
wow there are no showers on this island haha what a shame right mechanic haha
>>568205573haha does this barge have a changing room haha
it's gonna be fl*under again i smell it
1king fish at rotation?
Crusty Sean will be in Raiders. Do not ask me how I know, I just do.
Remember when Jelfonzo would wear a shirt that translated to "Fuck you" every tuesday
>>568208454sure
>>568209259Jelfonzo would say "aaaay a fucka you man" if he spoke english.
>>568209862opening
>>568210535sorry was watching invincible, coming
>>568210840>watchingRead it instead.
maybe i should go back to turf war
I imagine this heatwave is how inkadia normally is.
sorry bw, seems like my shitty third world ethernet doesn't want to cooperate and now i'm in timeout. GGs anyway
>>568212919>InkadiaYou mean splatlands
>>568213307No, all of Inkadia. I wouldn't be surprised if it only snows once a year.
>>568213291ggs, at least I was able to clutch that round with just the freelancers
>>568213515>all of Inkadiasplatlands isn't part of inkadia
>>568191569I can now.
>>568185130>>568185296The most annoying schizo you know will be spamming the completed chart for the next five years minimum.I hope you're proud of yourself.
>>567997641is it too late to join this project?
Splatoon racing game doko?
>>568214257Nope.
>>568214841in this case i'd like to join, when can you open?
>>568214814Splatooncart featuring all your favorite characters like Staff and Moe and Sheldon.
>>568212535How are you this bad? Honest question
>>568215002Room up.
>>568215002Fire one more.
>>568215002One more. Wait like 10 seconds when you see the camera before activating special.
>>568216126thanks for hosting, can't wait to see the final result!
>>568216268Thanks.
>>568215191anonthe only thing that's even more retarded than releasing a racing game on a nintendo console with day 1 mayo kart is releasing a kart racer on a nintendo console with day 1 mayo kartif splat gets a racing spinoff, it should diverge as much as possible from the all-consuming gravitational pull of the most popular "racing" franchise in the world to not get sucked innot even woomy will be able to save an alt kart racer
Fat Veemo has no choice but to only play table turf now. She's banned from the lobby.
>>568214062I am here now
>>568218637Up.
I love woomies...
>>568218737Send it again
>>568218571She can’t fit through the door.
>>568219159>Implying she can't just play in an outdoor tableturf area
>>568219159>>568219307It's okay because she's very good at sitting down. Getting up after the match is more difficult.
>>568218958Looks good.
>>568219587Thank you, looking forward to the thing!
someone post a woomy
>>568220476i'll post two yebs instead
wimy
>>568220682I love you, wimy
>>568220682Which /ink/er made this?
i wish i had a dedicated QA channel for me to give nintendo and nogami feedback about how to make splatoon better
>>568225843But Nogami lurks here regularly.
>>568226051prove it
>>568226482Every crackpot idea someone promotes for a future release comes true.
>>568226603Ikamusume clothes aren't coming back to Splatoon.
>>568227071See? Your wish is his command.
>>568226603>dekotora aesthetic is inBASED
>can't play open because clam shitz>try to play series with other weapons>immediate 3 flars in a row against full JP teamsthanks ngmi
>>568230446Clam Blitz is not ba->InkblotNever mind.
I want to try to at least have a charger in my arsenal but I want to use one that says that I'm not a massive tool, which is the one for me?
>>568231089goo tuber
>>568231089Don't care what other people think and pick pencil.
>>568231089trick question, play a stringer
>>568231089if you can't use chargers yet, pick snipewriter, it's the best one to learn the ropes withfrom there, eliter is the easiest out of "traditional" chargers
pencil is a splatling though.
>>568144541I deleted all cemu folders and after downloading Xapfish again it worked "without problem", the issue is you can't change the default mouse buttons mapping, if you do I assume the only solution is to reinstall, and also you can't map any extra mouse buttons.Loving the game so far, maybe I'll see some of you guys in Splat3 multiplayer after completing the series if online play works in emulation.
>>568232815>if online play works in emulation.it doesn't
>>568232707Stamper is a bamboozler.
>>568232930Ah, what a shame.Then I'll wait until it gets a decomp in 2030 or so, I guess.
>>568232707strategically, yesmechanically, it's still a chargerlearning to hit your shots with a charger that plays like a splatling will make it easier for you to pick up a real charger and not have your strategy be hindered by lacking mechanics
>>568233019Splatanas are bamboozlers
>get flar'd by full JP team>wait 2 minutes>queue again>get the same exact full JP team>flar'd againIs there really that few people playing on a holiday weekend?
>>568235197they're doing this to me tomorrow
>>568233720bamboozlers are squeezers
Octarian supremacist gangs keep looking at me strange in Splatsville back alleys.
>>568236043We know Callie
>>568236202maybe if her hips weren't so rotund they wouldn't stare
get sprinkled
Remember when people thought the giant pig statue in Splatsville was going to be a gacha element.
Remember when people thought Lil' Judd having the headset after completing story mode and having all Salmonid cards in tableturf was going to lead to somethingyeah that was me and I'm still mad
>>568238112I thought side order would be about Marigold clones
>>568238112>he thinks it isn't leading to somethingLil Judd is the villain in Raiders. I guarantee it.
>>568238347Capping this because I hope you're right
>>568238882It would not make sense to build up Lil Judd as this scheming sociopath for 2 games only for him to not do anything. Although I suppose if he was the villain that would make judging in Splatoon 4 different.
Remember when people thought the dlc would introduce a 3rd playable race to keep up with the theme of three, and that they would be bunnies from the early development stage of Splatoon and it would take place on the moon?That was me.
>>568239642Anything but Salmonidlings.
>>568239889inevitable
>>568238347Lil Judd is in irregular communications with Mr Grizz who is surviving on the Moon and is a strategic mastermind where Lil Judd is just a midwit psychopath which is why we get the Spirhalite Salmonids adapting to your builds and strats but at a delayed pace
What if Nogami does put Salmonidlings in raiders but only as a hideous special salmonid to replace the Octoling levels of previous hero modes (Nogami got lazy) that you kill and it never becomes playable.
>>568240501no theyll put sexy pirate takos for sure
Somehow - the Octotroopers returned.
>>568241396for Callie
>>568241448Somehow - the hypnoshades returned.
I AM ALL THE OCTARIANS
Glen Fiddler, Marigold and Lil Judd being the main villains for absolutely no reason.
>>568242347Side Order was released on National Cat Day
>>568239152Lil Judd will be the fake antagonist and will be replaced by the one true enemy of Splatoon :Sheldon
>>568243886No I want Sheldon back. These Shelly and Donny morons suck.
>>568244006he'll be back as a prisoner of war working for the Inkadia army. You can still buy weapons from him but you can only see him from his cell.
What if raiders was meant to come out years ago when the Save Our Salmonids post came out in 2020 and it was just remade from the ground up to include Deep Cut.
>>568244508I believe it but it has been 6 years since then
>>568240501I'm actually expecting just that
>>568245159That's the idea. Until the art book comes out we'll never know but it would make sense for Nintendo to be working on a Salmon Run spin off game in 2020 after the success of the mode and then delay it due to covid until it made no sense to keep making it for the Switch 1.
>>568240501i would prefer thisthere is no reason to add a third playable species
>>568245573There isn't. There are rumors of Cuttlelings but that wouldn't make any sense either. At that point you should add playable Horseshoe Crabs and Prawns.
real concept art of callie with a glock for your consideration
Updated picture of my Splatoon Shrine. Can't wait for the new amiibos.
>>568247291You could make a religion out of this
>>568247291Nice shrine. Whats the thing next to woomy cart?
>>568247986thanks, on the right it's a fanart of deepcut, on the left it's a nintendo carboard poster given during french cons
>>568247291>using regular tape to put up posters
>>568248239You have no idea how much I regret doing this. I have since switched to double sticker thingies on the backside.
Shiver and Frye in the boiling heat walking around on the deck of the barge fanning themselves and panting. Taking more and more items of clothing off.
Next week better have the direct announcement. I'm getting bored of waiting.
>>568251007NOGAMI SAN. WE NEED A DIRECT PRONTO. ANON SAID HE'S BORED.
>>568251623Nogami is my friend he will provide. We both love Callie we're like brothers.
>>568251623this but unironically
Woomy shrine
i have nogami on steam he said it's not ready yet sorry anon
>>568252268worship the blessed woomy
this thread is very lacking in woomies post a ceph you find cute doesn't even have to be yours
>other idols and agents announced for raiders>amiibo access only
>>568252473
>>568252621they'll be decorations at best.
No no please give us the other idols. Not because I hate Deep Cut but because I want to see their sunny tropical outfits. Come on Nogami you know you want to.
dead /ink/ers....
It's nearly summer. Your ceph should be in spats.
>>568253805my veemo prefers dolphin shorts.
my woomies are too strong for you traveller
>>568252473>>568253805My woomy always wears spats.
fugg
>>568254728bad woomy
rad woomy
What the fuck /ink/ you missed 5h1v3r Day??????
I hope they bring back more unique ink tanks for 4. Like how ink tanks types are a thing in raiders.
mad woomy
>>5682551644 will probably be announced in like 3 years.
Marie undoing her flops and taking her bra off and sinking into a chair panting. Glistening with sweat.
I was thinking about getting back into splatoon 3 and resubbing to Nintendo online. Is there still a decent player base? And does playing on the original switch affect anything? As well is it still possible to find communities of people to play with?
>>568254861
So Mechanic is just stealing artifacts for money?
>>568255162Never, I've jacking off to her and inking my turf for her.
We're the only tendie franchise that's eating GUUD
>>568255162no one posted on 4ry3 day either
>>568256412more like second fiddle to mario
Unfortunately, when the Romans invented our modern months, they only had Marie in mind for special dates.
anyone wanna play some open at rotation?
>>568256806again, she's second fiddle to mario.
>>568256752>>568256890Marie...o...?
I like it when my woomy teammates start wooming before they win :)
>>568256809Joining
>>568256809lemme in
>>568258710just started a match, will open after
>>568258671The single kneepad pisses me off.
gold aero just nopes out of the game
>>568255514>no answerI'd tell you but I just lurk these days
>>568255514You're still able to find matches pretty easily if that's what you're wondering.
>>568255514The playerbase is significantly smaller and most of it is hardcore nerds at this point, since most of the normies have fucked off due to lack of updates.Finding series matches takes 100+ seconds every time, even during primetime hours.
>bumped the rando veemoew
>>568255514It's pretty easy to find matches, you get better fps on Switch 2 than on Switch 1.
Why haven't you gotten a Switch 2 yet though?
>>568256809Knock.
>>568260546I have no MONEY
>>568256752We're about to get another entry, the plumbers next big thing won't be until 2027
>>568260546nogaems
>>568260546but i have one, never had a switch 1 tho
>>568260969nogaemi
>>568260969they're releasing a game a month, just because you only play splatoon doesn't make every other game not exist.
>>568260616I am no longer the host because I DCed but I'll try to open
I didn't mean to booyah my bad.
>>568261503Woomy!
I'm a very bad woomy (unskilled).
>>568262416no such thing while my 500xp ass is around
>>568262989I'm 0xp (I don't play X rank)
>>568260759why don’t you get a job?
>>568263070that's probably more dignified
GGs open
GGs open.
GGs p and f
There should be more IRL cephposting in this general.
>>568253805but I have a weyy
>>568265675Boy cephs have spats too.
lollmao even
LOOOL they BM'd hard and get what they deserve
Harass me to draw so I remember after I eat
ah, a fellow ZL enjoyer from across the globe
GGs BWgotta start making dinner
>>568267031draw woomies kissing goddammit
>>568267031Draw my woomy with big woobies.
ggs woompen I was feeling like shit for my performance until that one satisfying win (sorry anyway)
i need to draw as well... my pixiv streak... it is on the ropes....
>>568267284I second the woomies kissing each other idea
I already drew woomy today and I don't like it I need to be better.
draw woomies kissing yebbies
>>568267284>>568267365I shantfor I have something more important to draw >>568110391
>>568269058Now I'm interested.
Woomies kissing their weaponfu.
>>568269801if she likes it so much why doesn't she MARRY it
don't kiss your splatters, you don't know where they've been
Would
>>568270173>you don’t know where they’ve been>you’ve been using it this whole time>you know where they’ve beenAnon…
>>568265805ugly woomies
>>568270173It's always okay to give your weapon a little peck for good luck.
>>568270490I wonder why we haven't seen giant squids yet.
>>568271331kraken
I swear to god dynamo vertical flick spammers have better aim than jap e-liters
>>568271382Regular giant squids don't shrink after 10 seconds.
>>568271201No such thing.
>>568270490I wish I had the octoling title.
giant octoling shoving you up her
>>568272172upper what?
veemos buttcrack poking out her spats
A veemo so big you that you can have a turf war on her.
>>568272510So this is the Great Turf War megaweapon.
L and k veemo booty...
>open is fullCOD DAMNIT FAMILY EVENT. ID RATHER INK IT UP
>>568274216there's no open room. take your meds.
>>568274440I always see people making open rooms without announcing on /ink/.
>>568275073If they're not posted here then they're not /ink/ rooms, simple as.
>>568275073they're probably making a room for their friends without leaving the pool first
Does it announce replay uploads to the pool?
>>568275412Yes.
Annoying that they didn't bring back Splatfest stage recon for some reason.
>>568275073Sometimes I do when there's not a long time left on this rotation or im only playing a couple of games
>>568275831splatfests haven't stopped yet, they'll add when that happens.
Should I retire my switch 1 controller? Does the second version have anything going for it that the forst one doesn't have
>>568277940the GL/GR buttons are really nice, i have one bound to the map and one bound to Woomy (important)
>>568278202I'm always bound to woomy.
>>568277940Are you having any issues with the controller right now? I may be retarded but I don't really notice much of a difference between my NS1 and 2 pro controllers (outside of the back buttons which I don't really use, and battery life which is par for the course).
>>568277940the difference in stick smoothness is night and day, they feel amazing on the sw2 procon
>>568277940procon2 has a much snappier gyro
what are you supposed to do in this situation
>>568281784a 300xp difference means nothing when the powers are that low
>>568281784>~300MMR difference>giving the lower mmr team a terrible team comp with no rangeThere was nothing that could be done except tap into the cosmos and find the strength to carry.
>>568278325Not really but I'm surprised it lasted this long. I got it years ago and it's still kicking and I'm not like that one guy who had bugs inside of it.>>568278202Compelling argument>>568278386>>568279672I'll give it a try rn.
>>568281784shitters vs shitters
>>568282763post your xpower
>>5682836011724
Maybe next season I'll just not play X lest I fall out of love for this gameI went into open and got a 5 win streak and a 22 game right away, probably due to the 10 loss streaks down to 500xp in X tanking my MMR...it's a bit depressing to not have gotten better in the two months between getting into s+ and now though...
haha
>player named "ESTROGEN">s-blastthat tracks
>our team gets 2 exploshers>enemy team gets 2 52 galsflar
>>568283601my peak is closer to 4k than 3k
>>568284040stupid autobombthey should make it hop if it runs in place for too long, they already have the code for it with alterna's little buddy
>>568284814>he wants autobombs that can follow you up ledges
>>568283873The idols would want you to keep at it and give you a big hug
What's the worst sub in the game that isn't toxic mist?
>>568285891sprinkler
>>568284910it's still the weakest grenade, even if it just had better pathfinding even worse than mist desujumping would not only solve the need for implementing pathfinding in a simple and amusing way, it'll also stop it from tending towards low ground like every bomb not called succ
>>568285891ink wall
Why does slider get to be 110% invincible and unstoppable while splashdown gets shot down instantly by every weapon
>>568285891there are no worst subs. the subs are not meant to be balanced against each other, they are bargaining chips to balance the kits with, and subpar subs like sprinkler and marker can still have synergetic merit with the weapons they get put on to achieve a sufficient level of power.
>>568286731splashdown can't be shot down if you use it as intended, with a superjumpif you use it in panic, you get punished, just like if you use reefslider in panic rather than as an entry tool from a distance
>>568287027>use it as intended, with a superjumpi hope superjumps can only be done from the spawn cube in 4
So how is everyone? Should I stop playing and just practice drawing cephs?
>>568287027use it in WHO
>>568287027Panic reefslider is completely viable thoughexample: reefniggers popping reef in response to my splashdown and being completely immune to it and then killing me with the explosion
>>568287983https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsJOun_LOcs
>>568287895draw>>568287910>>568287027
>teammate decides to move the stick randomly instead of dcing in x>teammate is a jrFlar
if i dont get too sleepy i will draw one ceph very very badly
>>568105421>>568105540>>568110391>>568269351>>568272427the drawfaggotry cometh im sorry this is dogwater, not gonna blogpost but it is a long storyi had to redo this captcha garbage way too many times fuck you system
>>568293223RETARDRETARDRETARDRETARDRETARDFUCK
>>568270490>>568272172Hm.
yup, still orange
>>568293407>>568294513I missed you, where have you been
One of things that piss me off the most is when I can't see the enemy, but they always pin me down with laser accuracy - from above, below, front, back, and I have no idea how and when they got there. Only sometimes see some glimpses of them from far away.But sometimes I'm the one doing the pinning down, and it almost feels like I'm playing with a wall hack, the way I can sense and predict where the enemy is and will be.Sometimes those things happen in subsequent matches in the same queue on the same map. And both times the MMR difference is negligible.I wish I could make sense out of it.
>>568297524contary to popular belief, if you can't see the enemy, it doesn't mean that the enemy can't see you
>>568289401Thanks. Worked on this for a bit.
>>568297746That not at all what I was saying
see an enemy
>>568297746the woomy knows where you are, because she knows where you aren't
Veempocalypse continues with another 9 attention posts today, widening the gap from good art to 5. Oddly they're not at their lowest overall ratio yet, but just barely. Weyyos on the other hand hit their highest ratio (if we ignore day 1 which had too few to be reliable) - but I forgot to point out that they lost their perfect 0 bad art score the day before with one weyy posting a very cringy self-portrait. Today their bad art doubled with a pointless random scribble.Woomies recover slightly, today posting exclusively good art and attention posts with a small edge to the former (7 v 5).Yebbies also improve with a total of 8 good art posts. It's also only the second day when there were more yebbies than woomies in the plaza (14 v 12). Actually surprised that it happened at all, and even more that it happened twice.>>568214239The beauty of the chart is that it's never complete, although for now I'm planning to pause indefinitely when the season ends.There already was a general consensus about who made the most of the bad posts, with only one schizo yelling forced meme whenever anyone pointed it out. So now there's some actual and more granular data to back it up.
>>568300582Thanks for your hard work, confirming what everyone already knew.It's probably the best time for good posts too, because splatfest/bigrun tourists aren't playing right now, and there hasn't really been a major political event/movement happening lately.
ggs
>>568300582I'm not looking forward to june.
>>568301278I'm glad I started doing this. I'll wait until the final numbers, but some of the more detailed findings managed to surprised me. But mostly I just wish the Western fanbase had more of the "let's make things nice for everyone" rather than "let's force my opinions on everyone" mentality, and practiced humility instead of entitlement. >>568303025Is it one of the designated "I'm more specialest than everyone else" months? Now I'm torn between collecting the stats and just turning the plaza posts off.
>>568304418its pride month
>>568283873Anon you need to join the pool and play in some open rooms already. I don't want to think about you as "that XP 500 anon" but you're not giving much to work with lol. You made it to S+ and that's not something to be taken for granted. You'll see that playing with /ink/ers is fun even when losing. And you'll have other players to compare yourself against, not just randos that the FLAR gods throw at you. We'll be in better position to give you actual advice in real time then, too.>>568275412By default yes, you can turn off temporarily (without leaving the pool) by X > Options > Other > Lobby Notifications OFF.>>568281784The other side of FLAR is that I'm average 1500-ish and never get matched against teams more than 30 points lower than mine, and yet it always feels like they are 300 points higher instead.
big booty cephs walking down the high street in the blazing heat
>drew woomy>didn't like woomy>deleted woomy she never got to say booyah...
>>568310679You created a wom, and then destroyed her... she didn't have the chance to live a life of clothes buying and woomying...
>>568300582Sorry but I'm not accepting any studies as fact unless you also include an archive with every single plaza post used in the study.(You) know exactly what you are doing with this, and it disgusts me.
>>568317596uh oh, melty
Remember to hydrate.
>>568293407good veemos
>>568305258Don't speak for us. I don't like playing with bad players. You are a waste of time if you are dead weight in my room.
Raiders is a gift because I can finally find peace from the try hards and the throwers and the freelancers.
>>568319880post X power
>>568320024>full priced product hailed as a giftHello, Reddit. How's your day?
>>568320520I like my full priced gift, it has woomy in it.
>meltyhell yeah
>>568320712true
>>568321470Cap'n 3... smiling...
I wish we could get some kind of demo for Raiders.
The year is 2050. Nogami is now head and CEO of Nintendo, which is now named Squidtendo. Splatfest music is state-mandated and megaphoned across Japan. There are no other franchises.
I genuinely think the new yoshi game will be better than raiders and not because I think raiders will suck, but because the new yoshi is better than expected
>>568328920ok
>>568326781good
>>568319880ok post name so we know not to join your rooms
>>568294513Very very good veemo
>>568336016Yebby 3? Heresy.
>>568336139true...
>>568267416>Fist bump from behindIs woomy mad at the other woomy?
>>568297238https://youtu.be/ov4epAJRPMwagain it's a very long story that Im not about to blogpost about, but all ill say in terms of *recent*, it has something to do with my grandpa. think you know where to go from there>>568309592you tempt me.>>568319093>>568335508<3
Marina, Shiver, Callie and other well-endowed cephs will be boiling this summer.
>>568338165I meant Frye not Shiver.
>>568338484they are both well-endowed
>>568338165oh to be shrunken down and trapped in their sweaty cleavage
>>568338750shiver is FLAT
>>568338878Not in the ass department.
>>568339226true, she is the ideal adult woman
THAT YEB IS USING BOTH SPECIALS ON WAVE 1
>>568340548better to use them than not at all
i don't know what it is but this rotation makes it really easy to kill horrorboros in less than 70s
>>568339226ahem.
>>568343065>there was actually a conscious decision to make fryes ass larger than shiversIt's the clothes that seems to hide it. It's like how it's hard to tell if the bodies of Callie and Marie are any different or if its just costuming.
>>568343616shiver also compensates by trying to make her ass look as big as possible whilst standing idle, whilst frye doesn't.
>>568343789>Shiver has ass envy
>>568345636get out of here cale
>>568345636sex with this creature
>>568345869Callie comes and goes when she pleases.
>>568347294Analysing this for any lore:None found.
>>568347294
>>568347294>>568347501This looks ugly.
>>568347294>>568347501i can't tell you how pleased i am that mechanic's key art makes her look like a possum
>>568347501
>>568347689It's just generic themed items.
>>568347870
>>568343065aren't they both beautiful
>>568347971is a shame. surely there'll be good merch later and it won't all be japan only
If Deep Cut are essentially a criminal gang, doesn't that make Marie a profiteer of crime?
>>568347501>>568348082>>568347870A screen cover is cool but I think I'll wait until 4 comes out to buy a case.
>>568348239Have you seen the Japanese exclusive My Nintendo awards for Splatoon 3? We don't deserve good things.
>>568348440Post it.
>>568348508
EU nintendo store has at least a couple cute things coming over from japan but it's slim pickingsthe umbrella turns into an ink tank : D
>>568349083We're not going to get any rain in a very very long time.
>>568349083Using a , instead of a . to denote price euros are strange people
I miss Grizz. I trusted the guy. Now my boss is this cryptic cat with an inferiority complex.
>>568348709>>568349083>NA got some shirts, stickers and the grandfest wristbandsThanks Bowser
>>568349657Nintendie of America treats Splatoon like a secondary franchise.
>>568349478we use , for decimals in general, and usually . (or whitespace) for thousandsfor currency, at least here we can also use underlined superscript for decimals, and if the number is whole then the numbers can be left out but the underline kept, so you get "€5,-"
58 days until Deep Cut shenanigans in the sun.
>>568348709i'm so mad
>>568347870>>568347501just slapping the boxart in its entirety on it looks tacky and lameI might try to get the joycons I guess
>>568350674Have you seen the cutscenes in the trailer. It's essentially already there.
>>568294634I do not understand this maymay
>>568351201Orangechan is orange.
>>568351293yeah, I can see thatwhat is the significance of her being "still" orange
>>568350674They owe us after denying us of the 3-hour Pearlina sex scene in SO.
>sploon turns 11 years old in just two days
>>568351458soon splatoon will be old enough to turf war
>>568351458Marie will be 28 in two days...
>>568351632>Marie is 5 years younger than meugh, now twittards will call me a pedophile if I so much as look in her general direction
Woomy 3 has made it back into the top 20 weekly sales in Japan after many months.
>>568351803pearl was a groomer pedo by their metrics and people love her
>>568349950>using the end-of-sentence punctuation mark to denote contiguous digit groups of the same numberthis is the one thing euro metric numeracy gets wrong and it is so infuriatingly wrong
Marie noticing her flops are a little drier in the mirror.
>>568351803>Caring what twitter thinksanon...........
>>568351904I would say that's because nintendo is in a dry spell more than anything.
>>568351458Splatoon's anniversary is ruined for me. A year ago on the 10th anniversary I went to buy chinese food and I saw someone run over a kitten.
>>568352136that was Lil Judd.
>100-0 fwar>0-100 flar>100-0 fwar>0-100 flara crumb of matchmaking, please mister nogami
>>568352136Well little Judd does kind of look like he's been ran over or at the very least electrocuted after you complete hero mode. It kind of fits with game lore.
Nogummy. Give us Squid Sisters showing some skin in Raiders. Please Nogummy.
>>568352136gg that was me
>press R to lose 60% of your ink tank for no benefit
>>568354279This is good for one reason and that's for maybe 2 or 3 Splat Zone stages.
>>568354279I honestly forgot this was in the game with how rarely I see it
>>568348082
>>568355482>case for 2 (2) cartridgeswho would buy this
>>568355594>Splatoon 3>Splatoon Raiderslet me guess, you need more?
>>568355482Anything but an actual special edition console.
>>568355880Fair point.
anyone wanna play some open?
Somehow - the Octostomp returned.
>>568361562I'll woompen.
Do you think Nintendo will throw a treat for us for the anniversary or will we starve for another few weeks.
>>568363279>anniversary year that is not a multiple of fivethe latter.
>>568363279You'll get lucky if they repost old Seita art.
>>568363451Not even a single official art work?
>>568362934opening
>>568355482big man has been beheaded............
ouch owie ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
BRING ME SALMONSLOB RELICS
>>568363687did the 6-9th anniversaries get an artwork? that should answer your question.
>>568320382>>568335290My wooms, he doesn't play the game!
Fellas... woomy bellies....
GGs openshame about our teammates
>it's still two more sleepmonths until raiders
>>568367841why didn't you carry them?
>>568367045
ggs wompenbgs to all our retarded randoms I'm so fucking sick of people playing their frontline weapons like backliners staying in our base scared to do anything
>>568367918There will be a direct in two weeks where they will flesh out gameplay mechanics and story, trust the plan.
>>568368094>two weeks until six weeks
Will it be explained why Salmonids are living in a underground toilet realm? Or why the islands are named after food?>>568368172If the direct is juicy at least we'll have something to talk about for a week or so. So two weeks for two weeks until 4 weeks.
>>568367964You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink
>>568368347>two weeks for two weeks until 4 weeksyou know what, that doesn't sound so bad after all>Will it be explained why Salmonids are living in a underground toilet realm?i hope they only hint at it so we get to theorycraft some really deranged lore and pretend it might be canon
>>568367841>>568368034who were the bad teammatesjust curiousinitials are fine
>>568369116me
I'd like to imagine Nuhgummy is using this game as his passion project for the things he sneaks into Hero Modes and Salmon Run maps. I want weird shit. Oddball lore that is overly specific. Creepy sounds and sights that go unexplained. Callie in her pink panties. These sorts of things.
>>568369116Me + every random
My favorite splatoon merch is the simple slom keychain.
>>568371394*eats it*
>>568371394the simpler the merch the better
>>568371394
>>568361589Cute woomer
>>568367045My woomy has a slim, firm tummy
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomy
>>568372682NOOOOO BAD JUDD DON'T EAT IT!
>>568374935The Longest Floppers
fat veemos huge tummy
>>568349083>think about ordering some stuff since I'll be visiting family in Europe soon>can't do it through the UK website even though they say they ship everywhere>need to use one of the other EU sites that are not translatedA-at least we're not speaking German, right?I haven't tried completing the order yet but I half expect the site will tell me to fuck off because my account is US based, just like the Japanese store when trying to order those custom splashtags.
>>568375639One of Callies ancestors, perhaps.
>>568374935
Not now, /ink/. We must survive.
A new species of veemo has been found in the Galapagos island. She is blue and has big eyes
>>568380067No. No this is Smollusk. This is just Smollusk.
where did my undercover brella go?suspiciously undercover brella-shaped veemo: >>568380067
I got a snack called squidee. Anyone want some?
Can Smollusk fit inside a urethra?
Why isn't any of the octarian gear in the grizz store replica?
>>568381861But it is. Octoling Armor is available in Splatoon 3 and the Octoling Goggles. They've been in the game since 2024.
>>568381861some people think that with them being renamed to "Octoleet" and changed in branding to Grizzco, similar to the Legendary Cap becoming Cap of Legend, that it's because they're grizzco bootlegs...idk, it seems a bit far fetched but i suppose that's a more fun way to think of it as opposed to "the translators fucked up and also they thought of a better name for the takozones than octolings but only used it here and forgot elsewhere tehe"
>>568382165I mean why are they actual originals and not imitations?
I like to think takozons sold their armor to Grizz for some quick cash. I love the idea of sniffing their used boots.
How will gear work in raiders?
>>568382919You put rarely priceless salmon artifacts inside ink jars for added bonuses.
>>568382919my guess is full outfit sets like in SR
Billions of sloms must die so hyper-consumerist inklings can look at their idols and shrines in museums whilst scrolling on their phones and sipping their mixed fruit cocktails.
>>568382919>Shiver fishes gear out of the water but it requires resources>gear is purely cosmetic as all the abilities have washed off of them
>>568383405I wonder if every prior splatoon amiibo will actually unlock a unique costume or at least a recolor. There's quite a few.
>Sheldon Drone comes over to allow you to collect your amiibo-themed mechanic outfit
>>568384163need to fall asleep on top of her in the boiling heat on the deck of the bargeshiver can also be there
Raiders direct shadow drop tomorrow
>>568384339Don't give me hope.
>50s horrorboros at max hazard level
>>568372682god i need this so fucking bad
>>568385483A cat?
i want the deep cut raiders amiibos to unlock the hairstyles from that game to be usable in 3
>>568385528>A cat?>not "a pussy?"you had one job
>>568385528hardwood floors
Help can I still finish my catalog?
>>568386037Most people don’t fuck cats, Dawson
>>568385528yes>>568386037also yes
this thing is pretty fun
>>568384458splatoon needs a "woomies want me, salmon fear me" hat
>>568387404a tall hat with an illegibly-small essay
>>568387515I'll join ya
>>568388346This hat better be available in game.
>>568388660Good job anon
>>568388660cute
>>568388660Good woomy.
>>568387515maybe for an hour
>>568388660awesome
>>568387515Room for 1 more?
>>568390442We're actually full, sorry.
>>568390565O damn I should be sleeping anyway, good luck woompen.
>>568390442I can make a second room if you still want to play.
Could woomy survive a ΔP event?
>>568391019Good night, woomy
stop posting slop
>>568392718I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
>>568392489>nails
>>568392489It's ai but i will say that the pose is nice
>>568392718>>568393278looks fine to me?
GGs r and lopen 2/4 if anyone else wants to join
alright ggs
>>568393738>bat like ears>one boob looks to far above the other>shading to make nails>inconsistent shading>4 right toes
>>568391353this is how Ranged Weapons were invented
>>568395549Wrong, there's 10 toes. And the rest of this is bafflingly impotent nitpicking.
>>568395489Joining
>>568396047show me a source then, I've tried looking for one
>>568395489knocking
>>568396240What are you TALKING ABOUTNo one is denying it's AI
>>568396348opening after this game
>>568393738The pixel dimesions is a common slop output. >>568392785 admitted it.
Are you folk under the impression that I'm trying to fool you...?
can u generate her sitting on a yebbys face
>>568396692No, I had assumed that "It looks fine" meant that it isn't ai, so I just pointed some things wrong with the woomy
>>568397371No. Never.Quite easily.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om7NALwac-U&t=160s
>>568392489>>568396692>>568397680I lost my job because of people like you.
>>568397680>BRAAAAAAAAP
>>568398025Hey I'm an artist too y'know.Don't waste your proteins bitching at me. lol
>>568397680so this is why Inner Three keeps super splashdowning Eight
That team had the banned team banner, I wonder what happened to them
>>568398234half of Jackpot remains active within the competitive community iirc
>>568395489Knock.
>>568398806We're actually full, sorry
>>568398423I still find it retarded that they got their win taken away
>>568398864Okay.
>>568398885>Rules: Don't be racist or we'll blacklist you>Be racist>Get blacklisted>WTF!!!!!!!1!!!!1!11!it really isn't that hard.
>>568399670In a private discord tho?
>>568399670Wasn't that in the past too?
>>568400153Pretty sure it was, someone had to dig for that kinda stuff.
GGs openers
ggs open
GGs open!
>>568400153Taking a look at it now, it was all fucking discord ribbing and it was three years ago. Holy shit, do the terminally online hold on to these messages to do this in the slim chance they get famous?
who all in openjust curiouslike i said just curious
>>568400598offmodel oppai garbage
>>568401490nobody is playing open. nobody at all...
>>568401490the only people who still play this game
>>568401653Are you fucking dense
>>568401490
>>568402396shiver is F L A T A S A B O A R D
>>568401371Probably not hard to Ctrl+F "nigger" in a server and screenshot everything. But yeah, online spaces are full of snakes.
my seed for money tickets has been fucked for years
>>568403646KEK
>>568403646Most 100% money tickets come from salmon run anon.
>>568403805>play a mode unrelated to pvp to get pvp itemsClownfish game.
>>568404241It is also the best way to farm ability chunks, so yeah, get in the chopper woomy.
>>568404241>>568404795This is deliberate because Nogami wants you to play every mode.
>>568404241take the salmon run pill
>>568404241that's the beauty of Raiders, now they actually have to reward the player with something meaningful instead of badges and locker shit
>>568401371>do the terminally online hold on to these messages to do this in the slim chance they get famous?Unironically yes.
>>568405013I'm glad that salmon run is going to be cut from the mainline games and be exclusive to Raiders line of games.
fuck range blasters
>>568403646IIRC there is a logic error that makes party double cash ticket unobtainable from the Shellout machine (party double Exp is fine).
>>568405228a) fuck you and b) DOUBLE fuck you if raiders doesn't have public matchmaking
>>568401371children will do anything for a crumb of clout
>>568381624I didn’t know this thread still had good woomy posters
>>568406127Funny enough, team Jackpot look like teens.
Big Man is the best Deep Cut. If the other members are so good, why aren't they big? Checkmate.
>>568427859But is Big Man big where it counts?
Mostly unremarkable day. Veemos hovering at the same sub-0.5 ratio. In the biggest change today, a weyyo embraces Jesus for the first time, while his brethren deliver a slew of generally bad posts, tanking the ratio. No surprises on the squid side, only that woomies double their signed good art - a category they've been proportionately the most shy of so far.
>>568428828how does this affect the employed population?
>>568428971>I work at mcdonalds or walmart
I work at makomart and I want to die.
your janitor application was denied
fat jelly making retail worker cephs lives a living hell
>>568428806Was fishing and gotta call it a night now, sorry. Excellent rotation even with freelancers by the way, wish I had more time for it.
what sort of twisted hell was I put into?
>>568430638ayy it's our man
>>568430638Of all the people that quit, he didn't? That's almost impressive.
so funny how we had an influx of returning /ink/ers after the raiders trailer, but then ngmi scared the hoes away again with his barance patchu
>>568430638If you also dc'd it might have sent some kind of message. Not sure what kind, though.
I like 3s and 3 related products.
>>568432541>so funny how [headcanon]
how do I aura farm flow?
>>568432541Nogmi is making 3 worse to make raiders big successaru so he can peruse his idol sexo single player games.
>toge left the splatoon community>and deleted all of their splatoon art>with no prior noticeNIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>568434325It will make me scratch my head some if the best splatoon game ends up being the one with no PvP
single player has always been the best part of splatoon the devs just haven’t explored the potential of it enough until now
>>568437494Did you really think Splatoon 2s hero mode was good. From a Splatoon 1 players perspective, I mean.
>>568437917it's a bit disappointing that it's basically the splat1 campaign again but it's still a solid experiencepain in the ass to 100% though
>>568438296>pain in the ass to 100% thoughCollecting all the Salmonium and all the weapon challenges is nothing compared to 100% completing Octo Expansion. At least completing every level with every weapon in hero mode gave you a replica (which you will never use). Octo Expansion gives you nothing.except a complete marker on your map.
>>568438782"boring" is probably a better wordocto expansion is fun to 100% because of its challenge, not its reward octo canyon isn't because every weapon run through is easy
>>568439907Nothing about Girl Power Station was challenging, it was torture.Once you beat Inner Agent 3 and get all the cosmetic rewards you don't really want to keep playing. I only 100%ed OE from the boredom of the haitus between Splatoon 2 and 3's release.
>>568435940Why do artist do this. I want the art, if you want to leave, just say so and leave. Or at least give us a few days to archive.
Just 57 days until sweaty ceph simulator.
>>568440945schizophrenia, unironically.
>>568438782counterpoint- octo expansion is fun to 100% because the weapon sets for each level and are small designed for the challenge at hand and often provide different experiences with the same level design in place, while octo canyon levels are at best designed to be fun with the intended weapon and then the rest are slog, sometimes with crutches to make levels complete-able with alternate gunsand oe naturally has more variety because it uses every weapon and not just base classes>>568440134if you find fair challenge to be torture and reward to be the, well, reward and not the process, you should probably quit splatoon altogether, animal crossing should be more up your alleyit's got no challenge, infinite grind possiblilites and slathers you with rewards rewards rewardsdon't shit up real games by demanding them to cater to your kind of trash gamer
>>568435940You got any examples of their work?
>series told us to stay fresh>splatoon itself did not stay freshtragic
>>568442783what a seapig
>>568442069
>>568442783splatoon is fresher than ever thoughbeit
Waiter, my woomy is losing it's freshness.
>>568443383it's fucking surstromming
Woomy does not understand what that word means.
>>568430638only stupid people play rainmaker
The inkling word for "surstromming" would probably be ikistanikaramaschtiooni anyway.
gesundheit
>>568443257Well now I'm sad. I wish there was an archive. Fuck
>>568435940>not uploading to boorusYou failed us.
>>568446860There is danbooru but I don't think it's the entirety of toge's Splatoon collection
Fat Veemo has been fired from Grizzco. She has a plummeting service record and was barely working. She now spends all her time playing table turf.
I had a dream where patch 41.0.0 was announced and the only change was heavy’s inking reduced by 600%.
>>568435940why does every jp artist do this
>>568445062like you
>>568448969I love my wife
>>568449313I love our wife too anon.
>>568451115I love our wife!
>>568447161Close enough
sharing your wife heightens the risk of squid transmitted diseases
>>568453837We will take very good care of our wife, Callie.
splatoon raiders lil judd final boss leak
My wife and her wife (who's also my wife).
>>568456543This is what Mechanic will do at the end of the game.
fryelingus
>>568458154followed by fryezuriand then a messy creamfrye
/ink/, just how much ink can be contained in a standard ink tank in today's units of measurementsYes in both burgerland and britbong units
>>568458970Based visually on woomy size, I'd say between 1.75 and 2 litres, or 118.35 to 135.26 US tablespoons (106.79 to 122.05 cubic inches). If you try to make sense about it in terms of actually ink output between the weapons, I think you will get a headache really fast.
>>568460629Yeah you will get a headache if you look to hard at it.Woomy carries a 2-3 liter bottle on her back but can output something like 100+ gallons of ink from it. Then dive into that very ink to refill her tank while not adsorbing a single bit of link on the ground
>>568458970
>>568463498>footfag units>implying human-sized woomysextremely wrong image
>>568463498That's 3.6 gallon, it 13.61 litre. Imagine carrying four 1-gallon jugs (one half full) stacked on top of each other on your back.Bullshit image.
>>568464963I think the artbook mentions their height is 5 feet.>>568465315I did rough measurements based off of pixel distance. I might've gotten something wrong so double check with other images yourself though not with s3 ink tanks because their volume is harder to calculate. You can carry two 1-gallon jugs in each hand. I don't see what's so difficult about putting 4 on your back. And woomies are pure muscle so they can handle it.
>>568466143artbooks have never made official statements and Nogami said he thinks the average height is around 4'11", but lots of things seem to suggest they barely break 4ft if at all.
>>568464963Burger board burger measuring units deal with it euroWoomies are human sized>>568465315That isn't impossible its not even that heavy just rather annoying. Remember woomies are far stronger than humans we use bones to support everything woomies can't and use nothing but ink pressure to support everything. Look at how they swing a dynamo around do you think that thing is made of styrofoam? No its made of metal and a huge roller that is weighted down by the ink in it.Woomies are strong
Shortstack woomies.
>>568467018
we will never know the actual size of cephs because oversized human objects and buildings in the background are part of the aesthetic of the gamealterna has some human handprints on the concrete which would simply cephs are like 3 feet but again nogami doesn't care, it doesn't matter.
>>568467294>backgroundforegroundnzap is the actual nes zapperthe human skeleton in alfonsino is an actual human skeletonlots of doors and other features in the enviroments, particularly singleplayers, are conveniently twice the size they should be for woomies, and perfectly sized for humansand at half the human height, woomies have human-sized hands, perfect for handling leftover human artifacts that their entire society is built off ofhalf height woomies just make senseand they are cute
shiver naizuri
>>568473256There they are, my girls.
>>568469573TRVTH NVKE
>>568469573I would die happy if I could hold my woomy like that
Inklings are 8 foot tall.
1king fish?
>>568475206I could
>>568475278Opening in a minute
Didn't get gold capsule so I'll do another king
>>568475638Still fishing?
>>568477775opening after this round
>>568467268sturgeon tower vs bluefin tower
>>568479568I'm tired of seeing that i*** paint watermark. isnt there a better animation software that doesn't do that?
Sorry I'm not playing very good today.
ggs 2kings
>>568482182It's okay I don't play good ever.
>>568482182>>568482731GGs kingbuds! A good joe round. Sorry my crab tank fell off.
Goldie family grows.
>>568483076what are you going to do once you've acquired all ten?
heya how's it hanging
>>568483076I wanna splat them.
>>568483076can i have one
>>568482731>>568482974Ggs
>>568483609I probably won't reach 10 but if I do I'll just not use them cause there's nothing I want in the grizzco shop.
>>568485706Alright.
le woomy xd
>>568485706I'm 12 fizzy drinks in and will crash I to the lobby when it opens
>>568486897I'm bringing the cooler bro let's get wasted.
>>568487053I'M SQUIDROLLING DEEP, GO WOOMIES
open 3/4
>>568487053is monster called archon in other countries?
>>568488176Anon the picture's mirrored.
>>568487053I STARTED DRINKING SODEES AT 6 AYY EMM AND WE'RE HERE NOW. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS, BUT I'M INKING DEEP, AND THOSE WOOMIES ARE GOING BOOYAH AND SPLAT, THEY'RE GOING BOOYAH AND SPLAT. SQUID YEAH
>>568489963
Tell Big Man to stop drinking. No, Marie will not have sex with you.
>>568487053me on the right
>>568490479Callie taking all her clothes off and stretching in front of her giant apartment windows.
>>568490479>tanlines CallieSEX
Idea. I have these two opinions:Sprinkler is intolerably lameBurst Bomb spam is intolerably annoyingSo why not combine the two into one sub? It would serve as a buff to sprinkler and a nerf to burst bomb. It's perfect.
>>568491678I need to see security footage of Pearl and Frye fist fighting and pulling each others flops in the middle of the street.
>>568491857how exactly would that work?like a mini inkstorm?
>>568491678What if they made an entire woomy game in this style?
man i wish squids were real
>>568492052Burst bomb would simply inherit all of sprinkler's bad traits like slowness, and get an aoe reduction.Basically a sprinkler that Burst hits on impact.Shooters having burst bombs is too powerful imo. Shooters being deprived of burst in concert with with sniper map design hostility (or at the very least less hallway and sheerdropdown spam) would solve many of this game's problems.
I will do everything to protect you, Proto Woomy.You will one day become woomy.
>>568451931That exact style of top makes me unreasonably happy. Why are tiddies such a joy bros? T_T
Last game for me woompen.
>>568494054GGs
ggs wompen
>>568260546I bought one after Xmas for Kirby Air Riders. Figured I was going to get one anyways eventually with a new 3d Zelda eventually releasing so there was no point waiting. I didn’t own a switch though, I played my girlfriends.
i feel like i'm flirting with this solo queue slom friend i made every time we're in the grizzco test range together
GGs a and bi was only going to the half hour but I guess ill just stop now
Turf War is violently less fun than it was in 2.I get the impression that devs make the maps so much shittier and sniper centric on purpose in order to make Turf War into a sniper practice playground. Thats my guess.Like WHY did they remove that right wall in on Bluefin Depot in Turf war? Fucking sucks. Now Mako Mart, THAT is a perfect Turf War map.
>>568494351Zelda hasn't been good in years
>>568491857Just stop giving sprinklers to rangelets, long ranged weapons like backlines and Dynamo like it. It's only a problem when you put it on a short range weapon that could have used a bomb to poke with instead of a passive special farming button.
>>568495057That's nice gramps. It's bed time.
>>568495142Y-yes Marie. Y-you're a good granddaughter.Can I have some seaweed stew?
Big whammy (unskilled garbage but satisfying).
>>568495621REMOVE DYNAMO
>>568493925Woomies are goodOppai is goodThin crop tops are goodCombine the 3 for extra goodest woomy
>>568495959Go ahead and play dynamo for 100 games and tell how it goes against the 100 existing counters like every backliner in existence. I was 100% dead there if the charger actually knew how to aim (or not position like an idiot for that matter).There's a reason why one of /ink/'s most well known dynamo mains quit the game long ago.
>>568495057People that believe this genuinely have bad taste. I genuinely think less of friends/acquaintances who haven’t played and appreciated the 3d series (including you).
>>568495621woah woah wait wait, there are healthbars now?
>>568496509>one of /ink/'s most well known dynamo mains quit the game long ago.because he used hacks and got called out in japan.
>>568496509Whacka….. :(
>A3 & A8 were invited to the Inkopolis police academy to demonstrate how to apprehend a suspect of a different species than the officer is>A8 got a little carried away and had to be reminded this was the police not the army.
>>568497583Not ballin, man.
>>568497268I sure do love running around in an open field for 10 minutes of nothing interesting only to get to play a shitty motion control tech demo labyrinth game in a shrine
>>568497756animal abuse
Man I get games where I'm great at jet and then games where I'm 3 and 13. And what I've noticed is that in those games I almost get the person but there a sliver of health before getting splatter. Also I try to stay backline but they close the gap and I die. Any way to improve?
>>568497756>Veemo, what are you doing?
>>568498386>I'm just following my army training for catching an enemy trooper>This isn't the army veemo>.........heh......woohee
>>568497756i need a veemo to hold me ...
>>568497954Shoot and then swim back to reposition a lot, never try to fight if they have ink around and can swim up to you
>>568496261Me and oppai, thin crop top, extra goodest woomies: https://files.catbox.moe/2jzhxv.mp4
>>568500802Stop spamming your garbage fetish video on every board.
>>568500802Its slop anon I'm not clicking that.
anyone here want to review my jet? Need some pointers
>>568500802Source?
>>568502846Null's fantia behind 300 yen, I think the non pregnant ones are free.
>>568503010How will this woomy compete in matches if her ass and tits are this ginormous
>>568503124Have her play Hydra.
>>568504473Some tako was talking shit do she had to cut a veemo for a trophy. Will you accept?
Splat Tim's tropical vacation soon
>>568505319Splat Tim did it everyone. He made it. He is now the worlds best plumber.
>>568505319Splat Tim Suntime
>Splatoon Island is real, sort of.
Lame
Dinner's here.
>>568502519Drop the weapon and use any of the splatershot pro models like a normal person.
>>568507152Orangechan must wade through the molten cheese ocean.
>>568507152That's too much cheese for me personally to enjoy such a pizza. Reminds me of the time I tried a pizzeria named Houston Pizza, actually...
>>568507195don't let callie down...
>>568507152>When you order a cheese pizza and ask for extra cheese.
>>568507821Oh no... Callie is evil...
>>568508131What was your first clue?
>>568507821this is from a cp comic where callie and marie rape a yebby
>>568508663the squid sisters are... problematic media???
Someone. Help.
>>568508874This is the afterlife.
>>568508663Ain't it great?
>>568509309one of my favorites, next to the other femdom one but with a woomy and the sisters and spyke's hair. Top one for me is the Takozonesu one and male8
Erm, Callie only fucks Octavio.
>>568509657Octavio prefers to watch.
>>568509657DJ Takowase would never! That's his Beloved Atarime's granddaughter
>>568509539I'll play, maybe for an hour tho. IDK if I want to draw or keep playing splat
New>>568511883>>568511883>>568511883
>>568510701i think i might stop at the hour too, but i dunno, sometimes i say that but then keep playing anyway so i don't have to do anything i need to do
>>568511865i’ll play for a bit
>>568512373opening
