Previous: >>568176894>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Digitan LOVE
Soon it will be 1 year since i started playing this game, but... where is my uma GF? Where is she? Why do i have to keep feel lonely? They all turn out to be Iesbian. i am losing hope.
Shion HATE
there was literally no reason not to skip MANTthis could've been avoided
gyame nyot gyood. MANT is soul-rapingly slow just to get reamed in the ass by SHIT SPARKS.
One day closer to Espoir City!
Hey dweeb.Drop the pants.
>yet another uma i liked is revealed to be a dykedon't actually feel like getting out of bed. maybe I rot today, fitting for a loser like me
Least obvious discord raid.
ugh he found out... alright time to pack up discordbros
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
Sex with Mejrio Ramonu. Me, specifically having sex with mejrio Ramonu. Me, a man with a penis. Sticking my penis (male) into Mejrio Ramonu's vagina (female).
>>568199957Many are saying this
Ramonu is the least attractive Mejiro I am sorry.
>All my trainees are strictly yuriFeel so depleted and lonely … hopeless I brought the helium tank have everything planned out I know this will affect people but it’s too little too late to care
>>568200037no one is saying this
>>568200037dont shay that...
>>568200037It's OK to be wrong. I forgive you, anon
>>568199550I don't play your game. Is the girl on the right an oppai loli or a shortstack?
Beautiful day at the track
>>568200037Apologize to Ryan
Ardan > McQueen > Bright > Palmer > Ryan > RamonuThis is objective fact.
>>568200037>t. Captain Homo Gay, ruler of the gays
>>568200148shortstack
>>568200148they're all sadly lesbian
who is the yujiro hanma of uma musume?
>>568200102I love don't say that posters
>I will never have an uma gf because they hate cockI just want to take 1000mg of tapentadol. I have it in my drawer. I could just shut my eyes, go to sleep, and never wake up.
>>568200148zenno cow roy is a shortstack
https://poal.me/dbssynhttps://poal.me/dbssynhttps://poal.me/dbssyn
>>568200383but I'll miss you anon
>>568200316Eclipse if you count ones that are referenced but don't have a design
>>568200316
Happy Memorial Day burgerbros.
>>568200475but i am a schizo and my posts are always filtered or hidden
>>568200316>mutant freak that wins lolsecretariat
>>568200445>>568200791I will never forgive ((Cybergames)) for making Ardan gay
>>567163776An update for youRindsroulade (sire - Tony Bean, dam - Apfelmus) is retiring after his 8YO season and will now stand stud. In 46 starts, he has won 30 times, including 26 G1s, 2 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 30-8-2-6. During his career he received the following awards: 2005,2006 Best 4YO or older Stallion (EU)Fleischkäse (sire - Tokai Teio, dam - Hishi Amazon) is retiring after his 7YO season and will now stand stud. In 34 starts, he has won 16 times, including 11 G1s, 3 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 16-6-7-5. During his career he received the following awards: 2002 Best 2YO colt (EU), 2003 Best Sprinter (EU), 2003 Best 3YO colt (EU)
fucks going with the gay spam ? Is it your resident schizo ?
>>568200923The players are just tired that the game pushes gay propaganda
ardan is a CHINK WHORE
I want to rape a foreign uma
>>568200923>Is it your resident schizo ?Yeah
watashi no shitcho-sho uketomete!
>>568200923he is right though
the blue STALLION of the mejiro clan that saved chinese racing....
>>568200920>Fleischkäsemeat cheese?
>>568200923he posts the same comments everytime, just filter them and you'll never see him again
If anyone has advice on how they find the energy to keep going, I would appreciate hearing it. I've been depressed for upwards of 25 years now and every tiny task feels like a huge mountain I have to climb. It takes so much energy just to shower or do the dishes, let alone complete a mant run. It feels so meaningless, because I know my trainees are carpet munchers.
>>568200923Typical yuritroon tantrum. People say yuri is shit and post straight art, yuritroon loses his mind and dedicates the rest of his life to spamming the general. It happens in nearly all generals.
>>568200923it gets very desperate for (you)s around this hour
lol get fucked retard have fun testing with mob umasfuck you
>>568200975lesbians aren't gay
>>568201039she looks like that one israeli girl from girls frontline
why does it look like orfe just slapped her ass
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I FORGOT TO DO MY DAILIES BEFORE TT TALLYING AGAIN
>>568201239what did julian ever do to you?
/u/ GODS run this site
uma summer
>>568201386I already got 5 in earlier and was going to do a few more to waste a little bit of time before bed
What's the point of playing a waifu collector where all the characters are gay? I cannot even jerk off to my trainees, because I know they are disgusted by males
if many people made cm track rooms with stupid restrictions and long timeout would it shit up the room join to unusable
Mate a new traineeUmankoglazer
I don't believe in lesbians
My Luna-chan gained a little bit of winter wheight
>>568201663females are disgusted by me and i jerk off to them just fine
Why is every female umamusume influencer a manhating dyke? Why can't they be normal?
>>568201709but it's almost summer
Good morning /uma/! I've gotten a full 8 hours of sleep yesterday and fixed my sleep schedule! It feels incredible. By the way do we usually have a yuri spammer at this time of the day?
3 hours before reset out of borrows what do i do
>>568201341I can see it, like a uppercut with an open palm lol
>>568196320Yeppers I did this last CM with 2 of my pace with the skill. I'm hitting it pretty decently during groups/set, and my Laisu hit it perfectly during the finals
>literally the only end closer in lobby>gets rushed
it's kind of tragic irl sires get to produce hundreds of offspring to hit the lottery with and mares only get a handful. i will always love mares more
>>568201709delicious
>>568199550I need sex with Zenno Rob Roy
>>568201835It is 7PM in Indonesia.
>>568201039sex>>568201259also sex
>>568201921tbf it's on the torena in most cases since meh pedigrees can still cook into a g1 sash with a good trainer
your trainee would be disgusted if she found out you have male genitalia
>>568201921Mares are peak
Okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really relalyreal yreallyr ealyr eally really really really really realy really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>568201835Good morning bwo
>I want to hug my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
I'm going to sleep. Can I please have an Uma wife to sleep with?
>>568202162chiyo of all umas would never say this
>>568201397epstein being a yurifag is just so ludicrous yet very hilarious
>>568202272really?
>>568202357????????????
>>568202165What a woman...
>>568202272That's a lot of reallys today, but there are mistakes in there>relalyreal yreallyr ealyr eallyIs it a holiday where you live too, Stegoanon?
>>568201259Sup my negev
>my trainee showed up with another man
>>568202161probably true but it's easier for me to direct my compassion towards animals >>568202165now this is VERY truewe still have one of her kids yet to debut
>>568202525IMPOSSIBLE PREMISE YOUR TRAINEE IS A L-E-S-B-O
>>568201158Regional name for a type of really fatty meathttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leberk%C3%A4se
Dotyo love
You guys are the most retarded and dumbest general I have ever been to. I am glad I am dropping not only this shit game but you dumb faggots as well.Cya.
>>568202357i wouldn't say that either
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
MANT IS TEARING THIS PLACE APART
>>568202662bye anon
>>568202665I know you wouldn't. <3
which uma's uma would you uma until you pretty derby ?
I'M THE YURI POSTER
>>568202662Love you too bwo *kiss*
>first real ace run after parent farming>turf S mile S>all the skills>crashed clocks early>lowrolled stats>lose a few G1snnnnggghhhhh I'll be back for seconds...
>>568202464Yes but I work at a zoo, so no.>>568202394Really really really really really.
can someone tell me the name of that one black/purple cat girl that was posted here a few times so I can post>nice game/thread/general umatardswhen I'm bored until GL comes outthanks
Why is Curren like this?
>>568202791I never expected someone to shitpost with this movie, you are lucky it sucks jew
>>568202826Me on the left (yes my in game trainer is female)
>>568202764The answer is always maruzensky
>>568201259She kinda does
I really want umacunny.
>>568199764>>568199765I hope alot of tryhard whales actually quit.The competition is much weaker last CM>>568199957I know Americans just woke up but please fuck off and go to your wagecage, I dont want to see this uggo being posted.
>>568202821no
>>568202665i'm new here are you gay or something?
>>568202906Let me be your good goy
>>568202662Same time tomorrow?
>>568202906the holy people always win
>>568202952I absolutely loathe Ramonu but calling her ugly is absolutely retarded.
>>568202662See you once GL drops
>>568203026yeah, that should be reserved for dream journey
>>568202821>black/purple cat girl
The only objectively ugly Uma is Biko Pegasus.
>>568203026>loathe RamonuI am genuinely curious. please elaborate in detail why
>>568203148I'm into little boys though
>>568201921that's kind of how nature workswhen kids take the better part of a year and you get a dozen foaling years at best, you're just not going to have many
should I try for Mile S on condor? Or is Front S enough?
>>568203118damn I bet you love menor worse, ning*n women...
>>568203179Hags are gross
>>568203118Please stop being a tremendous homosexual, it's unsightly.
>>568202821Why does this general attract alot of tourist
>>568203187PEDO GUY
>esl hours = shitpostsjust let it be you can't reason with subhumans
>>568203179she heckin loves racing and MANT made me hate racing therefore ramonu HATE
>>568199550Oh Haythere, anons.Our club has an opening, please put /uma/ in your bio and be active.
>>568203187https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMWFnYnQVRw
>>568203236you ALWAYS want S distance aptitude unless it’s sprints
>>568203179She is a genuinely awful person who would do bad things just to get a good race, like what she did to Still.
mile S is optional
>>568203249>>568203287every single time the first line of defense is "you gay bwo??" no I just like pretty girls...must be hard to process because you've never seen one. clearly
>>568203418t. taurus bronze
>>568203452pic VERY unrelated
>>568203118
Haven't had a distance S ace since Aquarius
How many black/purple catgirls are there in this game?
>>568203534disgusting creature
>>568202764The correct answer
>>568203452correction I am GAY but that's besides the point>>568203530>>568203584
>>568203493yea
when are they adding Maurice
>>568203371And Longs if you're in the shitter tiersFull spurt matters more
>>5682032360.6 length difference
>>568203371e-even if the Mile S is S+ and the Mile A is UG?
>>568203638what the hell man
This artist tried to kill me.
>>568202802What parents decks did you use?
>>568203640are you also Ayabe?
>>568203776post both so we can see
>>568203776Anon..
>>568203418Distance S is optional in a lot of CMs
>>568203640
>>568203845yeah
>>568203898smooch
>>568203187Her being a little boy isn't what makes her ugly though. She's ugly while also being a little boy.
it must be hard to have a competitive mom
She might be the cutest horse in the game. I love her so much
Just realized that Rickey is a 30k carat hit right around the time Tach speed and Maru speed rolls around my 60k + 80 tickets are ngmi
>I want to kiss my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568203403>His hands into my armpitI dont get it does trainer have stink fetish
>>5682037415
>>568204124just become a woman
>>568204107We get free pulls on her so she's free
>>568204179Fine Needle should look like anshinzawa but with uma ears
>>568204179>straight girlschizosisters........
>I want to kiss my trainee>She accepts me because she's normal>I don't want to kill myself
>>568204179giving us 2 umas named Maurice and Straight Girl at the same time would be the funniest shit ever
LET'S GO RICKEY
>>568204336>struck by lightningwtf any loremasters here? Seeking the hag suddenly got 100x times more interesting
Would it be silly to just buy this and tell my proxy service to keep the energy drinks? I should probably just email then and ask them at this rate, I hate that it's tied to buying a full case.
>>568204336>Air Groovethe tears never stop bros
>>568204336All umas are fictional though? Those umas are manga-only but they are still based on real horses just like regular umas minus the non-copyright names. Why even include them at this point
And they're off
>>568204634
>>568204179>>568204385>>568204504only straight girl can heal my broken schizo heart
>>568204254>Fine Needle should look like anshinzawa but with uma ears
ARE ANY DANCHOUS STRAIGHT????
>>568204895lolnyo
>>568204649The extra weight will make it very expensive I assume
>>568204895No, thankfully.
>>568204970>this will never happen because she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotchdepressing
>>568205015I don't even care about the cost, I just do not think the energy drinks are allowed to be imported to the US is the issue. And I don't even care for energy drinks anyway I just want the mat. I'll probably just ask my proxy about it they're usually accommodating.
>>568204649I'm having fucking deja vu right now.
>>568205154>I don't even care about the costBUUHIIIIII
>>568205095>she'd rather spend the rest of her days face buried in another uma's crotchme too
>>568205214Stinko Sexo
>>568204336>let us fuck till death do us apart desu waaaaa~>3 mejiros died nutting
>>568205154*without some form of license>>568205245I might have asked this before and then I told myself "I'll buy it off mercari" but after seeing how some things have been weird on mercari I'm back on being unsure of what to do.
>>568204336>Cafe gets cancer>Dantsu and BBF dies to a flu>Suzuka and Rice dies in a workplace accidentThese are all canon deaths of your umawife after you get married, anon. You did pick an old age uma as your oshi, right? You didn't oshi an uma that will die of organ failure or a heart attack right?
>>568204179crazy how there were almost no triple tiara winners forever and we've had 2 more since this list
>>568204336>seeking the pearlque?
>>568204920sex with fillies
>>568205352The vow is only until death does us part.
>>568204703>>568204634>>568204336Shit happens
>>568205261I would rather spend more money on merch than the game (but I also spend money on the game)
>>568205503me in the middle
>>568205352my wife will outlive me anyway
>>568205503is he okay
>>568204336what the fuck is a grazing accident
>>568203135>>568203292it's this cat girl and not maya you retardsi don't play princess connect so clearly i don't fucking knowanywaynice general umatards
>>568205352you prevent laisu's death in her career thoughever
>>568205569yeah it cuts off right before he gets up and lives for another 10 years dw bro
>>568204336Air shakur should have his own category "lost to a fence"
Reminder that Gold City gets bullied in uni then kills herself
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568205734nice!!
>>568205536why 3
>"i'm not gay! i have a girlfriend">hair ornament is on her right ear
>>568205958Uma MUSUME it doesn't matter what they were IRL they are actual women and aren't even 1-1 to their IRL counterparts
>>568205503giwtwm
>"i'm totally gay! i love boys and cocks">hair ornament is on her left ear
Amazing how there are over 100 uma's and not a single one is a fag, cygames knows what men want
the gods just didnt want shakur to live
THIS IS THE RUN
Cingrey entering its final arc
HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT TICE SHOWER'S RACE IN THE MAIN STORY AAAAHHHHH
>>568206331bwotato...
>>568204631
>>568206360your stayers???
>>568205536They need to have an official global store or at least US. I would buy a shirt or hat
>>568206254where can i find uma like this?
>>568206401>cute>spunky>fuku without the annoyance or ugliness>loves little boys so filters out teiobrosshe's perfect
>>568206505dont say that....
>>568206254i laughed at this thank you. you even did the filename
>>568206331anon?
>>568205330Imagine those three furiously nutting into dozens of mares; the Mejiro Nutters who nutted their final nuts preserve their clan but in the end it wasn't enough...RIP
>rowdy borderline unrideable horse that people apparently have to do a lottery just to decide who's in charge of him for the day>makes her into a quiet nerd uma that obsesses about boring nerd numbers nonsenseCygames did Shakur dirty
>>568206331I thought it finished?
why aren't the jap COWARDS entering the REAL larc prix?
>>568206331Check the year bwo...
>>568206598>the Mejiro NuttersFuck you
>>568206652it did, he's retarded
I hope if Juryoku Pierrot makes it into Uma that Cygames doesn't make her a clown but a detective like her namesake.
>I want to hold hands with my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
Live.
>>568205503
>>568206771EOS way before then
>>568206691>Purse: €300,000 pfffffff
>>568206691>4k metersFUARK
>>568206962JP won't EOS. If fucking Bahamut is still alive and cooking then Uma will be fine.
>>568206724you don't have to be mean about itmaybe he didn't realize that it already ended
>>568205503He probably ate the pig
>>568206331bwochacho
>>568204336I want to experience death as Mejiro Ardan (the horse)
>>568204476>I want to sleep with my trainee>she accepts me because she loves me >I don't want to kill myself
>>568205503he's fine right
>>568205503AI slop?
>>568207168It's real, I was the pig.
>>568206923
>>568207241>>568205543wrong
>>568207072Is that John Umamusume?
>I want to hold hands with my trainee>she happily accepts because she wants it too>I'm so happy
>>568207139motion
>>568206501Hi
>no one posts this anymore
>>568207375>>568207082I need this in my life
>>568207463teiopigs are a dying breed
>I want to hold hands with my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I bang her mom
>>568207463Teio ASMR is the new hotness
I said the J word out loud
>>568207591I am saying this
>>568207373ye
I love Aoi and her cute autistic daughter
>I want to make sweet love in missionary position with my trainee>she ends up taking the lead>banged her ass instead
>>568207747Japanese Derby?
>>568207375Wife...
>>568207812Yeah
rape city
>wants to sleep with my trainee>Light Hello rapes me in front of her>Dober is making a doujinshi about me
>>568207375Doto hand holding recovery arc
Palma Chan My Beloved
>>568207082NOT SO FAST
>>568208017what an evil mejiro
>>568207861DAHBY
>Waiting for reset because I want to completely change my composition again and need to borrow a new and exciting horse to do it
when dahby
>>568207082Ardan wife love!
>I want to have sex with my trainee>she wants to watch from the corner instead>I feel conflicted
>I want to hold hands with my trainee>She does it immediately because she's highly autistic
>>568208346this Sunday
>>568207796SPECHUD HATE
I will revive the Mejiro clan
>>568208419falcobro...
buroo
>I want to have missionary babymaking sex with my trainer>he can't get it up
>>568208439>this Sundaywhich one? the marvelous Sunday or the Sunday silence?
>get fast learner>instantly fails a 1% speed training>and a 3% wit training rainbowI hate this game
>>568208771>he ze the hat?>doomp eet
>>568204458Why are Digitan's thighs so fucking slender yet sexy?
>I want to have sex with my trainee>she wants to us to do petplay>I put a litter of puppies in her
>>568180152sorry i went to sleepi've got python and everything and I run the main.py and it opens up the game and it just kinda sits there even when I go to the main menu.
>>568208764
Danchou... where are you...
>>568209070Cumming on Rudolf's face is NOT allowed
Yeah, you can only cum INSIDE Rudolf for the sole purpose of procreation! You also have to hold her hands as you cum!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568207987Things I'd do to that ningen ass...
>>568209387>holding handsLEWD what if she gets pregnant
Almond Eye is Jewish
>>568209487Vodka said you can only make a baby if you kiss.
>>568209387Rudolf, why are you smiling at me like that... why is Sirius's fingers glistening......
Uma's that are obsessed with their old ass trainers? So I can self insert please thanks.
https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=ウマオオオオ&jp=>best /umajp/ club is only B+Remember this when retards here try to talk to you about the JP server
>>568209580That guy is only in his 20s, actually.
>>568208762Hey shut up... It's hard getting into gear once you're 40
>>568209652He is literally me omg
>>568209620>JPkeks are ultra enlightened slackchads and are not turbo tarded autistsbro?
>/umajp/ all of a suddengwo finally realized the /u/ shitposting wasn't working
>>568209580Fuji Kiseki
Who tf wants a Spe gf?
Believe! Harder!7, and anon will get at least a UG Uma today after reset!
149227311492273114922731
>>568209883I already have Spewife
>>568209883me
how would I make an oonige for the next cm that doesnt just cuck my fronts out of angling
>>568209883Pretty much everyone
>>568209620There are 4 people carrying and the rest might as well be flat lining The fuck
>>568209963chestnutter KILL yourself
>>568209883you'd take a spe gf over a woman
>>568209931>>568209963>>568210037
MANT is almost done right bwos? It's only a few weeks away right? I'm so sick of shop/rainbow/race/distance spark RNG
>>568210001*throws*
>>568209652That's bullshit and you know it
>>568210092just a few (8) weeks bro yeah haha
>>568210019if you're talking about CM14 then oonige is useless
>>568209750Why even play the game if you're not going to try
>>568210167some people are employed
>>568210124the stress of training an uma does that to a man
>>568210019why else would you run a bignig>>568210092two months and then four more months
>>568210161Thought so. Rough
>Dictafags posting art of their waifu with another guyKek, Dictacucks.
>>568206505>>loves little boys so filters out teiobrosI love little girls and boys actually
>>568210167>he thinks the only proper way to play is to pump numbers for your crew
>>568210167not everyone is a slave to CM and LoH
>>568210201Seems like a bad excuse especially when auto play exists
SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX SWEATY UMA SEX
Flatmaxxing
>>568210167bonsai game
>>568205330>>568204336It would be out of character for Goldship to ever die a normal death. If he dies he either manages to do it in the stupidest way possible, or just repeats what his Mejiro grandpa did.>>568204336>Kitalol
>>568210315autoplay is for marginally better career scores than the makween special for event point farmingit doesn't give you actually good umas
>>568209920please join..
>>568210124
my trainee won't stop playing Linkin Park and Three Days Grace when we bang
>>568210386
>>568210295it means teiobros are fat fucks and can never be little
>>568210514that's not how you blindfold horses
>>568210513based Shakurbro
>>568210513I knew Air Shakur fucked her trainer when Doto wasn't around
>>568210483But you can auto play fan runs instead of being dead weight
Ha ha mambo
>>568210486MANT moment
>>568209883>>568210084Spe gf and wife!
>>568210653Shakur only listens to incel music like classical music and black metal.
>>568210728>but you could be a slave instead of enjoying other things while playing uma at your own pace
>>568209920CM14 room and we're 6/9
>>568210810Shakur canonically is a raptard because he is named after Tupac.>>568210513Based Brianbro
>>568210915Everyone quit the game
>>568210847Horse rimjob
>>568210915I have zero (0) aces ready
>>568210541
>>568210954Brian looks like she'd enjoy rock or metal instead, not the genres of music but the actual materials cause she's dumb and ugly
>>568210386flatso
>>568210483You can't autoplay parent runs?
>>568211107Go be a tsundere somewhere else
>>568211139You can, there's an option to specifically choose hints instead of chase rainbows
>>568211058tell me about Jordan why does she wear the umanko clothes
>>568209920make a new one
>>568211128do you even need a bra if you're THIS flat
>>568210915I'm tired boss, I have 3 okay aces and I know they're getting raped in rooms.I'm sure things will pick up in GL when I'm not spending almost an hour to get some putrid shit because I didn't get rainbows senior summer.
>>568211107Kek
>>568210378Flash wife!
>>568210915I'm sorry
Umas who enjoy Chili Peppers like me?
>>568207649SAUCE?
>>568211372It's Teiover...
>>568210915Next time don't just post random numbers and say what the numbers are for
We see uma x uma ships but what about trainer x trainer ships huh?
>>568210915shant be playing more than 1 run a day in this clown scenario sorry bro
>>568211128>>568211298Suzuka would take mental damage if she went out without a bra. First she's underwear-less, second she's realising that she's so flat a bra is useless.
>>568211462These niggas never post results either
>>568211510That's gay
>>568210915if you make another i'll join it
>>568211510Spicaman and Hana
>>568211423Meisho Doto desu
>>568211462I wasn't the one who made the room, I was trying to help a homie out
>>568211606Doto looks like she's into relaxing vaporwave though
>>568211309>>568211535retard normalfags
>>568211510
>>568211510Stop larping. We know Chiyoposters ship themselves with other trainers(us).
>>568211423
>>568211510Chiyoposter x Finemo posterHeliosposter x Rickey poster
>>568211684What does vaporware have to do with spicy food
>>568211298Yes, it's very annoying to have your nips keep rubbing against your shirt
>>568211257She can't read
>>568211372Rare Brick bros...
>>568211257She dropped out of elementary school
Rickey bases her fortunes on feng shui aka chang shit and we all know chang shit are 3rd rate dubious and defective stuff
>>568211372Oh shit my dumbass forgot to white out your name
Smart Falcon has won the cutest umamusume award sponsored by /uma/
>>568211653Is that a filly tierlist?
>>568211835i get self conscious about nipples (male) when im wearing just a shirtive thought about getting something like those chest strap things athletes wear that they put sensors in
>>568211846>a danchou having this little pullKind of sad
>>568211835Yeah it's annoying but I just deal with it, if that were enough reason then male bras would be a common thing
>>568211908>t. fuku
>>568211741
you guys know Mayano could've won the L'Arc if she'd competed there, right?
>>568212070Is Chiyo retarded?
>>568212030>but I just deal with itT R A C E N ?RACEN?
>>568211984>getting conscious over nipplesare you below 5 ft ?
so many fats here...
https://x.com/wpq3h39pi73/status/2058531651001680323?s=20
>>568212070
>>568212219i'm 57 kg
>>568209620Based Buenafag doing all the heavy lifting
>>568200562Remember the umas who have fallen
>>568212120nobody bounces like this
>>568211920Guess sleeping with the judges has its perks
You wouldn't even know what to do with an /uma/gf if you got one
>>568212582
>>568211931>Filly tier list >Biko>Turbo>Samson Anon?
>>568212595We would go to El Catrina and attend a basketball game.
>>568212595I would do this>>568212480
>>568212120>strong on wet tracks>won the Takarazuka Kinen (l'Arc trial) so easily Tabara didn't have to use his whip>beat Sakura Laurel who was supposed to run at l'Arc when he went late surger and beat the Japanese 3200m recordUnironically true
>>568212480
>>5682125951. Lick her sweat2. Lick her sweaty forehead3. Lick her sweaty umanko4. Lick her sweaty umanus5. Lick her sweaty feet6. Lick her sweaty umapits7. Give her a baby
>>568212312PLEASE BE IN MAMBO
I think boys are hot
>>568210875Joining a club and doing bare minimum, or less than bare minimum, makes you a fucking leech who only cares about free shit. Which is even worse because you can get even more shit if you put in effort. Those 4 that are like twice to three to four times the minimum deserve a better club.
>>568212221is AI a good mom?
>>568212724I see you're familiar with her excellent credentials! Very impressive, anon!
>>568212219Not enough FLATS
>>568212964who gives a shit bruh certainly not those 4 cause if they did they would've left already, it's not a fucking job, are you seriously going to moralfag about clubs here?
>>568212724>stinkyVery french horse
>>568212964>the whipped
>bruh>Dia imageThey're here
>>568212964so true bestie, i'm just going to not join a club and you can continue treating the game like a second job in peace
22 minutes to new day
>I want to bang my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568213237We like swinging maestros here
>>568213450Girls who say hiiii vs bitches who say bruh and its just Kita and Dia posters
>>568213480>second jobThat would imply he has a first job
>>568213248You are a worthless blight. >>568213394>The lazy sack of shit
>>568213172
>shit vs trash hours
>>568213668We like flats!!!
>>568213793good goy
>>568213793we don't sign our posts here
>>568213668why are you such an annoying dicktard avatar tranny? unironically youre more annoying than the ntr fag thats actually the anti jp schizo, at least he has something going, you just wanna goon all day, never talking about her ingame dialogue of anything of interestpls die in a ditch you freak
calm down retard
Do it then, kill yourself
>I want to bang my trainee>She's dead
>>568213825why didnt they send maya to arc
>I want to bang my trainee>She accepts me because she's normal>I impregnate her during her career
>>568213930OoOoooOoooOoo Creeks incredible body so terrible aiiieeee
>>568213825LANDIIIIIING KIIIISSU~
>>568213450who is this "they" people you're talking about?
>>568214060Because he got injured and this ended up being his last race
>>568214067pic unrel cause no one can pop a boner for Oguri
>>568213882Sorry flat is wack
>>568214127I do
Good night bros
>>568214179ay caramba la creatura
anytime soon the CREEK stam card gets replaced by something better so the waifutranny can stop pretending to play the game like she matters at all?
Never kill yourself.
>>568214110bue~
>>568208867>I want to have sex with my trainee>she wants to us to do petplayYou share a common interest.
>>568214232Good night *chu*
>>568214245how did buebue put that outfit on her roomie?
>>568211442Anon never gave sauce >>568162553
>>568214414I'm pretty sure it's AI
>>568214414>bro doesn't know herohero_(higashi_no_dou)>>568214467your mother is an AI
>>568214409the fusu seems to tolerate Buena Vistapower recognize power
>>568214518
>>568214557My mother is DEAD
>>568214109Air Groove is the perfect woman
>>568210119>Want to fuck my trainee because She's the one for me>She insist that I should fuck Tachyon while she draws on the corner>Something about the next Umaket
>>568214557I meant the soundpost bro
>>568214619Is she single?
>>568209883She's basic GF.She even lets you meet her mom at the end of her career, like come on.Also she is soooo cute
>>568214636
>>568214598>>568214518https://exhentai.org/g/3695286/ed4b37f729/
>>568209883Honestly she isnt the worst pick. She's earnest enough to make an effort
Sorry, Bue-chan, I only see you as a friend.
>>568214708Is kissing Tachyon recommended?
>>568214869sex with both of those lovable creaturas
>>568214828Taiki with a crush would be interesting...
>>568214670>At the endShe actually does it at the beggining. Spe goes 100kmph she will totally get pregnant while being a student
>>568213825>>568214060>>568214123Fugg
>>568215119wood fugg
>>568215053
>>568215086Wait nvm, It's at the end, she will still get pregnant though
>Front meta almost over>if I swap to Lates now people will realise I'm a metafag not a Front enjoyer nyo...
>>568214885You don't get to decide bro, in Buena's career you already go to her house and spend new year with her parents by junior year
24 hours until Super Creek's birthday (in Japan)
New day desu!
>>568214828cute
>>568215445Those are all things you do with a close family friend
reminder that she lives in a pigsty and doesn't shower
>>568214557>anon knows heroheroPlease tell him to draw more Dia and Suzuka>>568214467Is your mother Bourbon? Is she single?
Thanks for another safe class 6 finish WITGOD disciples
>>568214828hugging Taiki would never be tiring
>>568215735Stinky French girl...?
>ran out of megaphones>>568215735sex>>568215445trannies will tell you that umas trying to get you to meet their parents, who then think you're their boyfriend, is not worth thinking about for whatever reason.Ignore them
>>568215735Stop making me attracted to the French
Wtf is a hachimi
>>568215735it's your job to correct her
What event is the starpiece?
>>568215879Honeyade
Got 3 clocks from a gold Team Trials presentWe are so back
>>568215879It's a drink made from a mixture of honey and semen, very popular among umamusume
>>568215879
>>568216014this is why I parfait basically 100% of team trials matches now
Finally, I have unlocked her….I can finally see why people love her for myself
I do not want to log on
i dropped to class 5
I want to cum on a flat uma's chest
>>568216112Where is my summer vacation
>fucks your umawifewhat do?
>>568216221It’s may bro. Your summer starts next week
>>568216140Same
>>568215603You are pretty much dating before even her debut
>>568216223Fuck Kitasan
>>568216223*fucks kitasan*
>>568216291Do you want to kiss instead
>>568216140I do one run a day just to not be kicked from the club. Holding on to see if it's the game or just TB that I'm tired of.
>>568216223>fucks Kitasanwhat now
Help, she's trying to get my cock hard...!!!
>Have to hold carats for 40 days>60 days until GL
>>568215327lates are just fronts in the back, it's ok
>>568216538Lore on Fenomeno
>>568216538Glad my uma is pure
>>568199768I can't wait for her to blame everything on me every day.
>>568216727He got gelded to become a caretaker
powerlet, no mile S, no vigor, but the highest roll for guts kingu so far
>>568216818Same, imagine waifuing an uma that didn't die a virgin for you
>>568217232>pump>no shadow break
>799kIt has to hold this week...
>>568216538sounds of earth isn't allowed to breed
Retards
waheytime to do my daisca ace runs
>>568216538marche has kidshaiseiko was a decent sire
I need to breed with Daring Heart
>>568216538Why is Blast One Piece a virgin?
So much stale bait
>>568217878No prospect as a sire, so they took his balls and retrained him to do dressage
>>568217878nips HATE harbinger's sons, only nishino daisy (because of nepotism since his damline goes back to unsu and flower's daughter) and a random jobber named agni shine are allowed to breedit really shows how different the breeding situation in japan has become when silk justice (another 3-year old arima winner) was allowed to breed despite never winning another race afterwards, while blast actually won a couple g2s post arima
>>568217945Europeans outing themselves as not remotely funny while Americans are out having fun with friends and family
Few rooms (unless no one joins) before I go make dinnerUsing a meme Teio just to see her proc sdebbu748119047481190474811904
>>568216223I'm telling Dia.
>>568216538My wife Rhein Kraft is the purest...
>>568218376minecraft
Guys, is there any uma that likes guys sexually? I am tired of being cucked by lesbos. Please help my life is really sad and lonely.
>>568218510
>>568218312o o o o o o that retard umama needs to fuck off from every room/uma/club retards are the worst zero self awareness of how obnoxious they're
>>568218376your wife's name sounds like a mayonnaise brand bro
janny do your job and kill the baiter already
It's the latest psyop by mambo to try and kill /uma/ club
>>568218376No mare is pure
i made daiwa scarlet run only colt races
>>568218596Won’t happen until someone goes to IRC
>>568218713>two shittiest clubs here both have discords>blame one of the best clubs without a discordreally makes the noggin boggle
>>568217507So deliciously flat...
>>568218850need a brown uma wife
>>568218862many are saying this
>>568218579>3/9 room>still seething instead of joining
>>568218312Imma join since no one else is joining
>>568218817/uma/club has a discord, they even recruit from reddit
Hello friends!!!
>>5682183121 more slot bwos...
>>568219018are you one of those ABDL freaks with soiled diapers round the clock?
>>568219009I want to deepthroat Bonos Toenos
>>568219018Hello fren
>>568219007uma&co*
>>568219170No. >>568219195Hello!
>>568219287I can see it
i built 3 paces for cm14i give up
>>568219018
>>568219419I can also see her white panties as pure as her soul and her love for keiba
>>568218312ResultsThanks for joining, probably won't do more for now, seems like it's kinda slowDidn't even see sdebbu proc...
Your Uma finding out that you like girlfeets and giving you a teasing giggle and playfully calling you a girlfeets-loving pervert and then the next time you see her she's wearing flip-flops with beautifully pedicured feet and looking at you smugly!
Ok but how do you actually use sweepy
>>568219806Teio would do this
>>568219806
>>568218579Show some respect to the strongest player on /uma/ & my rival
>>568219610Thank for the host! 2 Deio but 0 Deio Sudebbu procs that match. Back to giving up runs attempting a better Ulala
?!
do you give up a run if you only get groundwork from the first inspo?
>>568220008Sex the fih
>>568220060>do you give up a runNo.
>>568219287Chrono is not sexy
http://poal.me/1bdpzmhttp://poal.me/1bdpzmhttp://poal.me/1bdpzm
>>568219237cope
>>568220385na it's true
>>568220110Chrono owes me oral sex
>want to join race>can't because the /uma/club retard already joined everytime
Kissing dachis who don't repeat the same post a hundred times a day.
>>568220110spidey kissu with Chrono
>>568204336>Lightning StrikeDamn
>>568220630why do you single me out?
>>568220730You suck. Please kill yourself.
>class 6 ended with a sub30k cutoffwhat happened to the brown shills saying japs were wrong about MANT killing uma?
>kikuka sho>super creek as rivalMY CLOCKS
>>568218168incel wanko...
>>568220771why do you hate me?
>>568220902Because you're annoying.
>>56822083225k by the end of mant and that's the optimistic estimate
>>568220990I already 4 starred her des!
>>568220901There is something deeply wrong with you
>>568220901This is just a turn off, why make them pregnant when it means they already had their first period? Fuck this woke garbage.
>>568220832>TS Climax started at 35k peaked at 38k were now at 29kAre we going to be alive when GTA 6 comes out on November. We may not be alive by 2nd anni
>>568220504Chrono doesn't even know what is that
>>568220901I would use Mayacchi's butthole until her graduation because having sex with your trainee is wrong.
>>568220832>>568221098what are the numbers in jp
>>568221178Why is Maya humping that desk with her futa horse cock
>>568221387there's a picture of me (her trainer) on it
posting status:grim
>>568221118I would teach her, thoroughly, first by demonstrating on her
>>568221367JP started over 100-130k class 6 cutoff during MANTDuring 5th anni they're at 65k range
>>568221178i bounce like this
>>568221484people are doing runsor they're burnt out
>>568221056Hello retard, you know you can make a pre-pubescent girl get her first period by fucking her, the youngest pregnant woman in the history was 4
>>568221531damn the game really is in its twilight years
does this world even really feel like the real world for you guys
>>568221259It's obviously sloppa
>>568221645hag propaganda
>>568220103stfu danchou!!!!!!!!!!
my youthful and trendy wife
>>568221714You are not real, sorry.
>>568221654Gacha is just more popular in Asia. Japan has its own server, Korea has its own server, people from SEA play on JP with vpn etc etc. It makes sense that our population is lower.
>>568221387Would anons help relief the sexual needs of their futa trainees? And would they have human cocks or it'd b3 horse-like but with human size
>>568221714it feels surreal to you because you are a terminally online mentally ill individual
post something cute
>>568221860I'd jerk off my trainee if she let me suck her tits while doing the same to me
>>568221938Are you not?
>>568216796>Taishin testo while she was playing a rhythmic game kek
>>568221947
I think I'm going insane.I've been getting the SAME stars in the temporary shop for the last 4 days, all three shops have the same sequence. What is going on???
>>568221964Would you let her dry-hump you before a race?
>>568222271ewww
>>568222089No but that's beside the point. You're the one feeling like things are surreal.
>>568222221bwo we had a week of choosing our shop stars...
>no FCM>no TTLThey will fix support cards not their events, right?
>>568222246idk that'd probably be a bit uncomfortable, so nah. I'd rather just jerk her off in the locker room and get it over with
>>568222221>222221FUCKING JEWSSSSSSSS>>568222341What????
Is this game worth it?
>>568222297But not the ONLY one.
>>568222350finishing*
>>568222271cute as in kawaii not kowai
>>568222425Right now? No. Especially as a new player.
hmm i will read Uma fanfic on syosetsu>half of the shit is cheat ability slop Why do I bother
>>568222425come back in 2 months
>>568222452correct there are in fact other terminally online mentally ill individuals
>>568222505oshi more like oishi
>>568220901pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo pedo
>Filtered 6 different things this thread
>look at me I'm so cool for announcing my filters
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>>568220901
V woke up, pack it up boys
Winning Ticket feet in my mouth
>oguri CRAP post is extremely low qualitysurprising really
We could just post boobs instead
>>568222643
I need to stick around at least until I can pull on my cute brown wife
>>568223176why did they make them pinkshould have been white
>>568223384
we're at the ass end of the thread so post some ass
>>568223247sex with idiots
>>568222581Rude
Sorry ass bro but I'm a boob guy
Falco having PP innately is just too good
>>568223471they don't call her ass wondah for nothing
Every Uma that is able to race is able to breed. If they’re at the gate they’re ready to be pregnate (yes this is intentionally misspelled)
>>568223703Your SSR Kawakami?
>>568200160you can just go sit on the track???
>late night / early morning /uma/ threads are now three trannies playing with their avatar, erping, and spammingCan't say you idiots didn't bring it upon yourselves. This is why it was 4chan culture to be hostile as possible and excise this kind of shit early on instead of encouraging it with ironic shitposting.
>>568223703falco's falcos...
>>568223703hehe falco has innate pp
>>568223703falco innately has my pp
>>568223740>don't have to run a dogshit cardYay
>>568223782/uma/ will do LITERALLY anything to not play MANT
>>568223886>wow look what dumb fuck posted today!
>>568223740this is literally the dumbest comment ever made
Sexxing Ticket...
sexual cheeks
>>568223975Stop bouncing like this
>>568224328>>568224328>>568224328ichiban breadjanny do not smite us there's only like 8 images left
>>568223782futa are straight tho
>>568222341NSWER ME
>>568225135I lied
>>568224369PLEASE SMITE US JANNY
>>568225225wtf...
>>568225225what a VILLAIN
>>568218284Would you want your daughter to do this?
>>568206771pierrot is a clown, poirot is the detective
>>568207784at least post it in eigo
>>568209542ace told her that
>>568211835>>568212030what kind of roughspun are you guys wearing?
>>568213930get the sand out of your neo vagina you loathsome subhuman
>>568214708
>>568217878basically his dad was still so popular as a sire they figured he wouldn't get any offers and so they cut off his balls. seems unfair to poor blast but horse breeders have bizarre thought processes.
>>568219806Are they stinky and cheesy and vinegary too?
>>568221645that girl was having her period very young because of hormonal abnormalities, she also just happened to be getting molested sadly
