Previous: >>568224328>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Mambo!
No mood down rape today nigger game
I love Rice.
>>568251041asians be like
SEX SEXO SEX
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
this is useless right
>>568251041TRICKIM READY
Fun fact, the notification icons are affected by FPS
cygames can't adapt Sunday Silence because an Uma that survived 2 car crashes would not look pretty or wifeable
Why is there an image limit on an image board? What a dumb decision
>>568251108imagine dealing with her when she's in heat
now now, don't get uppity with images
wahey
>>568251130I wish I deserved a King Halo wife.
>>568251190newfag
the umalator says doto's ult is good how come nobody has mentioned thishave I been gaslit again
You guys deserve the slide.
>>568251486>the gaslightolator says x is goodmany such cases
>>568251486>20% stamina growth
Since umamusume aren't real, sex with uma cosplayers.
>>568251451retard
>>568251162uhhh you can't do that
>3DPD trannydie>>568251162>jap games have funky things linked to FPSno shit
>>568251545slides are very dangerous
>>568251770Yeah, you areand a newfag
>>568251486It isn't this CM. It was last CM.>t. tried to run Doto
>>568251486nobodys training doto in clownblazer
>>568251162Cute
>>568251162Did bethesda secretly make umamusume???
>>568251162Faster!!
>>568251760winning the Takarazuka kinen was a mistake
>>568251041>me at dinner
>>568251636>>568251895>>568251918as an inherit you mong
>>568252030Thats a lot of rice!
Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering tuna; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit at thee!
>>568251826psssh...nothin personnel...kid...
>>568252070If it isn't good for this CM as her unique, then it'll be worse as an inherit. Late-race starts at the straight. The final corner's accel is useless.
>>568251486>33m to overtake someoneMight as well run Corner Acceleration.
>>568252070hmmmm bretty goodlet's see the conditions
>>568252187then she gets back to school and is all like
>>568252030That Rice is cute
Digitan LOVE
>>568251850Look at yourself in the mirror Ranjeet.You're replying to an avatarfag, that is why I called you a retard. Retard newfag.
>>568252675greedy Rice
>>568252030I want them all
Is Copyright Opera O the only Bokuma in global currently?
When are schizo hours over?
>>568252030the only cute rice artist
>>568252837When you stop being me
Last Thread
>>568251151Its not LITERALLY useless but yeah its pretty bad, I'm confident that you will get something better to spend your SP on instead.Every time you activate a velocity skill, enter downhill mode, or hit an up hill while that skill is still in effect, it will generate a TINY bit of value. However the chances of it generating more total value then a weak velocity skill is low.
Soon it will be 1 year since i started playing this game, but... where is my uma GF? Where is she? Why do i have to keep feel lonely? They all turn out to be Iesbian. I am losing hope.
>>568252070...nobody's training doto in clownblazer
>>568252837umama? umama luigi?
>>568252742why mad?
>>568252907>wife FalcoHOOEEEEH
>Proof of winning the race>Not obtained from winning the racewhat did cygames mean by thisgive me carats instead
>>568252070lollmao
>>568253054>HOOEEEEH
>>568252687
>>568252837In 8 hours when he goes to sleep and we are left with the NTR poster alone
>>568252987I made that mistake once. It ended poorly.
>>568253054>>568253196You know her line is ouen not hoeh, right?
>gw spark and my 2* medium spark instead my 13* milesigh...
*cums inside falcon*HOEEEEEEEH ARIGATOOOOOO
>>568252907>end cygames
>pace spark>turf spark>medium sparkjesus christ game, i just want a usable parent for front pasa... spark reroll cannot come soon enough
Doxxogenesis has a new babbyhttps://x.com/abracing0/status/2058800743998431514
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/vYt9sUhttps://jiggie.fun/vYt9sUhttps://jiggie.fun/vYt9sUhttps://jiggie.fun/vYt9sU
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
Race ID 5270 4399 for Gemini CM practice.My End Closers and Late Surgers never win, but I love them anyway.
>>568253264hoeh?
>>568253438That's a big umadol...
>>568253390stop respamming your JP news twice a day shut up
cm15 grinding made me annoyed so I made sloppy joeyes I used the table for a picture my oven is disgusting
>>568253264https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIrkjdGDWA
>>568253520
>>568253386Don't worry Nature, you'll always have a spot in my heart. The third spot, that is. Haha. Get it?
>>568253531did you use like 1/8 an onion>that scratched to shit nonstick panI hope you weren't planning on having children
>I want to kiss my trainee>She rejects me because she's a IesbianFeel so depleted and lonely … hopeless I brought the helium tank have everything planned out I know this will affect people but it’s too little too late to care
>>568253531where the bread at
I love blonde bombshells Which umas are for me?
>>568253714Half an onion but I diced it
>>568253531bwo replace that pan
>>568253714It's a woman who plays umamusume, she's not
>>568253663What's Mirako likeI got her in that one Umamusume personality quiz.
>>568253190well, get to it
>>568253427That went as expected, thanks for playin' with me.
>>568253812Air Groove. She will correct you. It will hurt, but you'll come out better in the end.
yall niggas getting radiant star...?
>>568253523That was someone else.
>>568253320Good luck. Front Pasa parenting took me 3 weeks during CM3
>>568253820You call that diced?
>>568253060A HaruTen sash is pretty good anon. I feel like its the most valuable sash you can get once you factor in supply and demand.Yeah, the dirt sashes are more of a pain to get, but you need significantly less of them. Maybe its just because of the umas Ive been spooked by, but the HauTen seems to be in high demand.I currently have More Japan Dirt Derby sashes than HaruTen.
>>568252907>Wedding ryanThe next wedding skin has been decided.
>>568253807it was brioche>>568253856I just paid rent bro i dont care the plastics gonna kill me first
>>568253531Spice recipe or mix? My own recipes don't taste as good as the mixes do. When're we getting a chef uma (not an alt)?
>>568254063fatass
>>568253812you must be new here
>>568253943It's clutched me a few wins in rooms, but I only took it because I got fast learner.
>>568254063You should get cast iron anyway, it's cool
>>568254097>When're we getting a chef uma (not an alt)?Buono... forgotten...
>>568253845heal squad
>>568253865fat and lazy but capable of pulling off miracles
I made 5posts in this thread and got 0replies
>>568254119Suzuka is so fucking sexy.I want to run my tongue up and down her flat hard chest.
CM 14 room. Get in here!161942931619429316194293
>>568253943Only if you didnt get good hints for better stuff, or if your stam is stupid low.
>>568254256meaty legs
>>568254256 Does she cook things other than Chanko? I know her unique animation has all those donuts, but I always assumed those were store bought.
>>568254097nothing out of the ordinary. tomato sauce, mustard, worchestershire, a little bit of brown sugar, a bit of ketchup. Needed to try something new for memorial day that wasnt just indomie noodles and bullshit
>>568253943nnnhhhggg I'm a thirsty little flower, you need to water me, you need to use your pee...
Oguri or Taiki? Which is the better cm14 pacer
>>568254472she has a food channel where she does a lot of stuff, chanko is just her favorite because of sumos
>>568254385
>>568254586taiki. if you want to run oguri, pull out the end closer sparks
>>568254586make an end ogurieven if you don't win all the time, you will come way closer than you'd think
PACEbros.....
>>568254472her parents own an italian restaurant
>>568254625Shotgun weddings are my fetish.
>>568253935Not blonde, I like her eye shadow>>568254143Yeah no shit you fucking retardAlso that bitch looks like a stickUggofuggo
>>568254752>>568254753But I don't think I can deal with another cm where my ace runs only get distance S one in every ten runs...
>>568254868That's NTR
>>568254713 >>568254790Alrighty then, onto the selector roll list she goes
>>568246283Claimed letters:>A, B, C, D, _, _, _, H, I, _, K, _, M, N, O, P, _, R, S, T, U, V, W, _, Y, ZAvailable letters:>E, F, G, J, L, Q, X
>>568255026F for Flame.
>>568255026G
>>568255026F for FUNGYAROOOOOO
>>568254943Cope
>>568255026X
Reddit had enough of the shameless E*en botting and is calling them out, Cygames will have to do something now
>Zero (zero) 9* power 9* mile Oguri parents on chronowhat the FUG
Welcome to the Mile S Groundwork run, featuring:>zero (ZERO) ((((0)))) event chain events AT ALL for the WHOLE senior year>NTR getting to second event chain in first 5 turns then literally disappearing for the rest of the run>Kitasan raising a single fist>Bourbon not even starting her event chain at all>4 clocks just being stripped for no reason whatsoever at Japanese Oaks, the game just felt like it, "-4 clocks lol">three MLB SSR wit cards and zero (ZERO) (LITERALLY ZERO) (0) (the number ZERO) turns with more than one Wit rainbow
>>568255119too late >>568255101 beat you to it.>>568255102>>568255132you're not doing it right.
>>568254928just get lucky and blow it in other ways
>>568255283I don't care I'm X
>>568255026G for Gimlet
>>568255137You don't get it. All announcements about botting are just the usual scheduled posts from the japanese timeline translated. They're not actually doing anything to stop botting because there would be action taken by now over the past 6 months if Cygames actually gave a shit. It does not take an unreasonable amount of effort to ban obvious cheaters, there are tools for it
>the gutsmaxxed end closer swung wide and dueled no one and died
Umas for rape?
>>568255252>Training frontslopDeserved.
>>568255026L for Laisu
>>568255483haru urara
>>568255462wide swing solved nothing and only created more problems
>>568255126BBB
how is there only one 9* mile 9* power uma in all of chrono
>>568255581You called? I claimed the letter B which stands for BBB
>>568255723the rest have max follows
>>5682544411200 end speed>1340 front speedI never want to hear ends/lates complain about building an uma again
>>568255535She is so cute
>>568255973That was without filtering max follows
>>568255026J for Just An Acupuncturist
>>568256097then thats obviously wrong because i'm following a 9* power 9* mile seiun
more like L for LOSER
>>568255992i think it was a perfect proc accel flowery maneuveryou would have won
How slutty is your borrow, anon?
>>568255581B-B-Based
>>568256149Yes, and the one uma on chrono with 9* power 9* mile is Seiunyou aren't a very bright fellow are you
>>568253812>Arc>BombshellAnyway, Our game is a bit lacking in blondes at the moment. We have more orange than blonde. Current options include>Taiki Shuttle (haybale blonde, picrel)>Gold City (pictured here>>568254143)In the future we will get>Neo Universe>Narita Top Road>Durandal>Fusaichi Pandora>Espoire Cityin that order.
>>568256416there are clearly several you dunce its fucking Seiun Sky
>>568256469There are also some platinum blondes like Curren Chan
Tokai Teio, the slut of Tracen.
i want to fuck victory pizza
>>568256614curren and mcqueen are considered greys
>>568252417thank fuck, I can maybe make a decent Suzuka by then. I DESPISE NOT HAVING MY OWN FINEMOI DESPISE NOT HAVING MY OWN FINEMOI DESPISE NOT HAVING MY OWN FINEMOI DESPISE NOT HAVING MY OWN FINEMOI HATE IT SO MUCH IT'S UNREAL
>>568256736
>>568256614As an evil white hair woman enthusiast myself I must argue she's blanco.Jalty is debatably blonde, Jannu with the pigment stripped out. Curren however, is not. She's naturally white.
blondes = hyper slutswhite = hyper sluts and evil
>>568256469>Taiki Shuttle>Narita Top Road>Durandal>Fusaichi PandoraNow that is the meat I'm looking for, delicious >Gold City As I said before, looks like a stick uggofuggo>Neo UniverseAnother stick uggofuggo also looks way over designed >Espoir CityAre all the City umas just uggo sticks? I guess this one is gremlin midget so that makes easy to fuck her everywhere
>>568256560Well I hope you get better
is Halloween Rice Shower's ult any good to inherit, or is it detritus?
I love my wife
current wears BLACK because she's EVIL
okay what the fuck is a platinum blonde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUNadqs1qMQwhy was spechud doing the Naruto run at the end?
>>568257221it's shite, just a more expensive white recovery with practically no debuff effect when inherited
>>568257416ESL
>>568256893There was literally a rerun
>>568257467A platinum blonde is an ESL? I don't follow.
>>568257465thank you for saving me the trouble
>>568256893uhm bwotick tockafter this starts you've got about three weeks for Cancer.
>>568257124all of these characters have official 3-sizes if you want to determine for yourself. Its rude to call them uggos tho. I think both Cities are viewed pretty favorably around here.https://gametora.com/umamusume/characters/profiles
>>568256893We told you to roll on FineMo bwo....Well some of us did. Plenty of gaslighters in the thread were trying to brick accounts (and succeeded)
even if uma were real none of them would ever love me
>>568257821The answer is always Super Creek.
>>568257768I don't understand how you would not want to mlb the card. There were people in my club that absolutely refused to roll for finemo and now they complain about not having it
Good evening
I have a desperate need for more support cards.I also have a burning and furious hatred for front runners.Do I pull a bit on Maruzensky's banner or do I bet it all on Light Halo and Agnes Tachyon to make me passably useful until Speed Pasa?
>>568250865Mambo!
>>568258042>>568258172Woman/trannies are such disgusting creaturas.
>>568257938There was genuinely an entire gaslight campaign in this thread telling people that the best wit card in the game is overrated and that you can get by with tachyon and sunday wit just fine (they're good SRs, but not enough to push you to 1k+ wit)Outside of not having any carats at the time I also didnt see the point in skipping a card that will be in every single one of your decks for the next 9 months, but some people just believed what they wanted to hear I guess.>>568258143Maruzensky is a decent stat stick at 1lb but if you're looking to improve your SR pool and hate fronts, you're probably better off just dumping 400 pulls (60 of those free) on Tachyon and Light Hello
NeoUni propaganda, go!
>>568257384Trvke
>>568258285NTA but what if I have all the sr's but only havs ksb? I don't mind running fronts but getting mlb for a card i'll use on scenario sounds retarded. I have 60k right now
Holy shit, this event does exist.
It took everything in me not to jump out of my seat in happiness on my transit home. I'm so, so happy.
These stats are insane. But guess what's missing...
>>568258674
>>568258648Did you do something special to trigger it? I'm still missing these...
>>568258750Your soul?
I think its worth it for fronts to take budding blossom as an inherit if they can get it. A lot of people keep saying if you're in 3rd you lost, but if 123 is really close, 3rd is a better spot to be in than 2nd.1st place hits angling and plancha for .32nd place hits plancha only for .13rd place can hit blooming for .2 and overtake 2nd and hit plancha, then with a superior endgame she could overtake 1st who had essentially the same accel phase as her. Imagine your frontrunner is Scarlet. That overtake into 2nd could be what you need to trigger her unique and fly off into 1st. Or maybe you have highlander or ines unique or a bunch of straightaway skills that haven't hit yet.I think you can turn 3rd into a FR wincon by just putting the bee in your lineage and taking it if she shows up in your run.
>>568258752What.
>>568258939Not worth it over Pulse
>>568257416grayish blonde hair google et
>>568258810Absolutely nothing special as far as I can tell, other than maybe winning some dirt races (ECP parent run).
>>568258837if only
>>568258965
>>568258648HOW>>568258750nigga, stamina doko?
>>568258529Then it depends a bit on what you plan on doing later. We'll have to start thinking about maining styles in the future and Maruzensky is a front runner focused card while Tachyon is for pace chasers.Tachyon comes with a mandatory scenario pal card and has free pulls, so she's a tempting choice. She will be the best speed card during the Grand Live scenario due to how she interacts with the scenario mechanics, bur falls off a bit after in terms of stat output. She'll be perfectly fine to use still though until you replace her with Pasa+whatever style speed card (like Pocket for Lates for example).Maruzensky is very front runner focused and has the advantage of working just fine at 1lb in terms of stat output (though 3lb is a solid bump). She has greater longevity than Tachyon and is better than her after Grand Live, but not to the extent that Tachyon is bait or anything.If you arent planning on doing pace or front as your main style I'd recommend seeing what you get from your free pulls and first spark from the Tachyon banner. If you end up with no Tachyon copies and 2LB Light hello (the ideal LB point for the 10 TE) then I'd personally just save for the Maru rerun that's shortly after. Obviously then if you get lucky with your Tach dupes just push her to MLb for that sexy skill point bonus.
tldr
>>568259000lmfao no.In no world does inherited tpulse make up for being 2+ lengths behindIn no world does inherited tpulse let a FR retake and hold the lead after being passed by a rearpacker with 200m+ left to go.
>>568257821uhhhh your fate-mandated background/npc uma?
>>568259454Summary:Umamusume Pretty Derby
>>568258529>I only have ksb>I have 60kneigha what
>>568259232it'll hit 600 no worries
>>568259232>>568258810Like I told the other guy I didn't do anything that special other than run some dirt races. I am running her as a front to collect hints, so maybe running dirt as front?
Umawife is goodBut I cannot stomach this game any longer
>use a borrow>get night owl pre debut>Don't get a pillow in my first shop>Fail to cure it in no shit five trips to the infirmaryShe's already not getting a single clock under any circumstancesDo I throw her in the dumpster now and cleat her R card to ward off evil spirits, or finish the run just to see how horribly it goes from here?
niggas are trying gaslight people into getting 600 stam in a mile lmao.
You really worked hard to get that crown to her.
Palmer love!
>>568259657i already do plenty of runs with multiple dirt races (falco, digital) and have yet to see the event. is there nowhere to see how certain MANT random events are triggered
>>568259813It's a 1600, you need the stam, Lightbirb
>>568259232>>568258648is it supposed to be rare?I just got it as well on senior year after doing February Stakes
Mayano Top Gun!
HelpI blink and my goldship was goneIf you see her please let me know
>>568259404I guess that's my problem, I can't decide on a style for the future. Paces fucking suck right now and I have to struggle to make them work. My fronts dominate if I build them correctly. I also know late become super strong at the end of the year so I don't really know what to go with. I also already have mlb finemo so I'm tempted to roll the summer banner>>568259610Ksb is my only mlb speed ssr is what I mean. I have to cope with stinko or borrow fuku/ntr so ir really want another speed ssr
>>568259813your stam/guts stat check?
Post yuribait kino
>>568259959
>>568259803>Fail to cure it in no shit five trips to the infirmaryNeigha just tank that shit. You should be empty half the time anyway from racing.
>>568259854Hard work does not pay off here
>>568260092Bro I got mood downed from night owl literally three times before the first shop reset
>>568260045I bet you also think you need 901 guts on this track
>>568257821Mob uma would love you just for choosing her and not giving up on her even when her maximum potential is 1 stray G3 win in junior year.Imagine the tiny Tender Step hugging you, resting her head on your chest, letting out a long contented sigh, and saying "I'll do my best for ojisan"
>>568259876Not that I know of.>>568259924Rare enough that I just now got it two months into the scenario.
>>568252907>post uma sexGentlemen we have our orders
>>568260176no fuck that, my fronts are fine with just clearing 601/601 stam and guts
>>568259984Look at all the umas the you plan on pulling and see if they have a style in common. Thankfully most of my favorites are lates (or can be played as lates), so I didn't have any problems picking something to main.If you're thinking in terms of meta then Tachyon is not what makes paces viable (by the time pace is super meta Tachyon will have fallen off), while Maru is def a card that pushes front runner power level. Also you're probably never running the Festa wit card in any real deck so the summer banner isnt like super high value even with mlb finemo
>>568260176NTA, but 601 stamina is basically free from RB and shop items. 901 guts means you won't cap power and wits.
>>568259813As someone who has 540 stam aces, did you skip the first Cancer Cup?
>>568260436Good luck getting 60+ RB on fronts that aren't vbobo
i have 10 plats and random bumfuck anons are still telling me how to play the game
>>568260405nta but my oshis are perfectly evenly split between front/pace/late. it's rough making a pull plan to more or less be good for all 3 styles
>>568260595My lovers>>568260612My wife
>>568260405That's part of the problem, I like some from different styles. I guess I'll just see how the free ones go and decide from there. If tachyon isn't going to make pace much better I guess I can live without it
*coughs blood*My DD/PP combo...
>>568253531Way to jinx yourself to never win a plat again.
>>568260694sounds rough.... you'll be able to get away with maybe doing front+pace or late+pace later when all the good pace cards are on scenario banners but until then...>>568260787I will say skipping Tach will mean you probably have to perma borrow her due to the stat cap increase meaning 3 speed cards will be the norm during GL
>>568253531id eat itid complain about the onions not cooked enough and cut small enoughthen ask for seconds
GET OUT CREEK FAG
>>568260893keep posting Creek bro
>>568260595
>>568260918Looking at uma.moe I kinda looks like I'll pivot to lates with the umas I like but then back to pace when gentil comes out. I guess tachyon will be the move? I don't really care for any of the new frontrunners I moreso just like the exisisting ones that will become outdated like maru and bobo
>>568260176901 guts vs 601 guts is only 2.5% speed statLets say you're 1200 speed + 2 green @ (+120) and mile S.601 stam guts, your final speed is 894601 stam 901 guts final speed is 904that's a 1.1% difference, and when you factor the actual m/s velocity it's worth, that's more like a 0.2% difference. 25m/s vs 25.05 m/s. For a ~350m final at full speed, that's worth about 0.7 meters, or .3 lengths300 stat points is a lot to push for for .3 lengths. Getting 601 601 is easy so people are willing to do 1-2 stam trainings to get there. Getting another 300 guts requries absurd luck or a totally different build that can't be 1:1 compared.
>>568260595someone post the sloppa version with them pregnant and in microkinis
>>568261294by the time gentil comes out, you likely won't be using tachyon anymore
I want my career runs to be more consistent. Right now my supporters usually don't show up where I want, but is there a way I can guarantee they will NEVER show up where I want?
>>568261428Damn, I'm probably just overcomplicating this
I like Uodka. I think she is the coolest umamusume
>>568260694>my oshis are perfectly evenly split between front/pace/lateSimilar situation here, I have 5 clear favorites and they're scattered between all four styles. What I did was commit to my absolute favorite (Maruzensky's) style and the one I seem to be best at training (end). All I need now is to fall in love with a runaway to spread it out all the way.
>>568261294If one of your fav fronts cant use the card then yeah probably go for Tach. Like the other anon said though, you wont be using her for 2 years.Bobo also gets shafted by her wit card being mandatory for fronts and it also coming out shortly after Ramonu (who you will want to roll on and MLB). If those 2 really are your favorites then maybe start pivoting off fronts and get Tachyon.
>not enough rb to run this generic deckits so fucking over
>>568257768I knew the consequences when I didn't sink 60-90k into it, I knew it would hurt. I didn't luckshit Finemo, and got my only copy during Kitasan rerun (0LB Finemo) in December '25 and I had MLB Super Creek, so I decided to not roll. It sucks just as much as I thought it would. Granted, if I had rolled, I couldn't have gotten Kitasan and Ardan, and I really wanted them, and at the end of the day, uma > supoka.
>>568261628>US>Nearly 1milughhhhhhhhhhhhSex Sex Sex Kill Sex
>>568261628BASED
>>568261684what do you mean that's 50r- oh
>>568260595What are they scheming?
>>568261684Wit bourbon is not generic.
>>568261643Yeah, if bobo and maru are getting shafted by their cards I'll probably stop training fronts. You probably saved me from bricking my account since I was gonna roll on the smaru banner when it comes out so thank you anon
>>568261728i do this
>>568261908No problem!
finally, a good shop
>>568260694Same. I'm just going to have to accept being mediocre at everything and hope the doomsayers are losers.
>>568261628Dirty sex with Orfe.Long sex with Journey.Medjong with Festa.Lilac is Lucky I don't go the extra mile.Stay Gold is short lmao.
>>568262232
>>568261483Hold on, Imma burst out my two months of german for this one. Ahem!>Bonjour.
Tokyo turf 1600m262872752628727526287275
>>568262232cute, it makes me want to stay by her side for nine years
>>568262396Don't join if you want to get doxxed and you will not get results btw.
>>568262372>Stay Gold is short lmao.And very cute.
Which words besides 'dyke' should I filter for a better /uma/ experience?
>Almost at 1100 threshold for 3 stats>Supports all go on vacation during TS training turnsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING FAST LEARNER CURSE I HATE KITASAN BLACK
>>568262372>>568262457Don't forget extremely erotic
>>568262437sorry, I already joined
>>568262380
>>568262437Kek he already made you cry6/9 join already
>>568262396that's a long tail
>>568262232look at her go!
>>568262530Sex...
>>568262558Nobody cares, you join every lobby regardless>>568262578>he Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person
>>568262349my cope is that i'm currently HOOOOOARDING (113k carats atm, even after sinking a pity on cheer nature) to be able to pull for all the really necessary stuff and still break even on carats for several years
insta filtering any bullshit with the retarded T headed trainer.really anything with male trainer is trash
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568262437but if you join you get to see the result?
>>568262235Buy the glow sticks
>according to the carat calculator I'll have at most 200 pulls for agnes and helloGuess I'll skip GL..
I would like to announce that I am currently masturbating
>>568262437Lol he lost again, no wonder he doesn't posts results
>>568262780Lmao, like always.
>>568262772your crystals bwo?
>>568262437>join room with my own umas>don't get to see my own resultsHuh.
>>568262780He spends so much time posting here his umas are always mid it's the curse of being a thread personality.
Tokyo turf 1600m, part 2658775676587756765877567
>>568262396Please post my win and stop masturbating over your basic blonde bitch "waifu".
>Power **I guess this will do.
>>568262693finally someone with good taste
>>568262890Don't join if you want to get doxxed, again
>>568262860Only have 2 and I don't want to pity light hello and use those crystals for a card I'll use only for 2 months
>>568262780>>568262826>>568262873I don't know if it was the host falseflagging himself or the other guy but I didn't say this so I'm posting this to clear my name.https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6sKula8_ZC3f3Ezm8tBsQoXz
>>568262772retardbro... what did you spend on
bored
I need just 1* mile... I'll take anything; wit1 mile1 green1 with no whites... just release me from this torture.
>>568263001umathe game is umamusume after allnot support card musume
>>568262995The host is a known fucking schizo. What do you think?
>>568262757I usually do but I'm abandoning at inspo if no gw or mile s, no fast learner can save her atp since I got so many other ones
>>568262995Nobody is calling you out sweaty you don't need to defend yourself
>>568262772are you at 0 carats? 0 tickets?we get something like 60 free pulls from it
>>568262890results
>>568263001Cute girls
>>568263058these are the same niggas who constantly complain about being shit at the game btw
>>568262973I love chocolate
Tokyo turf 1600m, part 3421614614216146142161461>>568262995You don't have to answer to retards that are obsessed with me, you can just ignore themIf anyone wants results they can join the lobby
>>568263189
>>568263138KWAB KEK>S+He really is a shitter
dont look if you dont wanna see the worst mischaracterization of any uma in recent memory
>>568263132YeahEven with 60 free pulls it's not worth it
>>568263231Came to this image
>>568263253Delete this.
>>568263253at least he make suzuka flat...
>>568263287what did you do..............
>>568263225Why do you doxx people who beat you though?Do not join if you want your name to be leaked
>>568263235>S+ are shittersI'm shitter too... owari da
>>568263231Cygames needs to add more choco umas
>>568263361these made me laugh
>>568263459cursed
>>568263225Thanks for the room! Thought my Taishin got brocked but she made it in the end...
>>568263458
>>568263418>V uses metashitter Taishin>still losesGod he's so fucking garbage, and this is the faggot who tries to give advice?
I've made a huge mistake
>>568263253based
>he lost 0-3KWAB
I can only hit SS in longs even though I whale
>>568263458All of our brown umas are from the Uma states of america.So logically we just need more burger umas.
Thanks for to all the participants for joiningI am back to grinding parents for GL>>568263503Your Taishin is really strong, she refuses to give up, I have seen her pull that out in two lobbies now
>>568263253Infinite possibilities as an artist to make something the world will remember you for and you settle for shit that will be forgotten in a day
>>568263458we were robbed of Taiki Blizzard
>>568263458pure sex
>>568263528le "u don't play the game" man when he actually plays the game
>>568263559Funniest shit ever, looks like he's not gonna get plat again this CM just like 13
>>568263612ty for hosting
>>568263287if you go by that image you can hit at least 300 pulls + free 60, assuming you have anything better, like club rank, and save absolutely everything you can maybe hit 400 pulls
>>568262505'lesbian''carpet muncher''male genitalia''I want to kill myself'In addition to the copypaste shit (full text) of the yurinigger's spam. Your /uma/ experience will drastically increase its positivity, I promise you
>>568263528Taishin vs Taishin is about who triggers Nemesis with better timing though
>>568263523
>>568263378This >>568263152Also tried to pull on some other supports like 50 each preparing to go balls deep if I got at least a copy, like CB, but got nothing so my carats went wasted there
>>568263760
>>568263612Maybe you should work on your aces instead because from the looks of it you might not even qualify for A finals
>>568262983My Umas are shite so I'm not joining but I'm pretty sure 1/4 of the thread already knows my username Also I already got #doxxed
>>568261294Once there's Gentildonna you use speed SiL+Pasa, Brian, Vivlos, Dura depending on what you have and the CM
>>568262757GO KILL YOURSELF DANCHOU I AM NOT BUYING THAT SHIT
NTRfag is so obsessed with posting his avatar in every post he makes he can't even post simple results of a room match
>>568263717Nice filters. I'm also thinking in adding 'yuribait' and 'boymanko'Also, I already filtered that retard's copypasta
>>568263967That's because he lost, he only posts results whenever he wins (which is never)
>>568263967At least he plays the game unlike the staygoldtranny
>>568263830dude has debilitating autism and can barely hold a conversation outside his Special Interest, if his biggest problem is that he might not win in a video game then he's doing pretty well
>>568263874Damn, that seems like a lot of cards to pull in a relatively short time
>>568262505>>568263717It's really odd to get so mad over girls loving girls in a cygames propertyFine Motion has a penis for chrissake
>>568262995>https://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6sKula8_ZC3f3Ezm8tBsQoXzI LAUGHED OUT LOUD WTF IS SHE DOING LITERALLY GOING OFF THE SCREEN?????????
>>568264054He won once and doxxed the guy who was 2nd lol
>>568263642There’s no worse fate in this franchise than being an NPC uma
that's because my taishin fucked his basic blonde bitch repeatedly
>>568263874Vivlos kinda looks like a whale pull, top tier stats and gold THH but no free pulls and you can make do with the other MLB SSRs you already havethe combination for gentil would be brian + one of sil or pasa, not sure
>>568264063Stop talking about yourself in 3rd person, it's really weird V>>568264194Based
>Over 100 posts filtered>Open a stub out of curiosity>It's the schizos talking about himEvery time
>>568264024Love to see it, let's be the change we want to seeI'm already enjoying the threads moreI don't even hate yuri per se, he's just obnoxious so I've resolved to never give that annoying faggot direct attention like those (You)'s he so cravenly covets
>>568264293have you ever considered that you're just not participating in the thread anymore and you can just leave?
>>568264293You don't have the stubs hidden?
>>568264206Especially because after Almond Eye she completely falls off
>>568263685I'm assuming absolute 0 luck because that's how it's been so far, so just 2 copies of my choice + 2 crystalsAt best I could get Lb3 Tachy or Lb2 hello and save a crystalDoesn't seem worth using crystals on cards that apparently can only be used for a single scenario, or 2 at most in the case of tachyon
>>568264293Unironically filtering this copypasta
>>568264158even worse, an animanga-locked NPC uma who will never appear in the game (Dicta Striker as well)
I haven't looked at a single lobby. Are there a bunch of fronts? Can I get away with bringing just 1?
>>568264354Nah I like to see them so I know the schizos are active and I can take a break from the thread and go do something else
I don't know how to filter words on 4chanx
>>568264441>Can I get away with bringing just 1?for sure, even if there aren't having pace promoting is so aids
>>568264441As always, rooms are full of them, but they'll be magically gone once the actual CM day starts.
Instead of acknowledging the schizos existence, you could be posting boobs
>>568264109You can just get Pasa and SiL and borrow Brian for long
>>568264441pre-cm lobbies are always full of fronts because they're mostly ran by piggies
stupid devil>abandon
>>568264156does anyone understand the precise mechanics for why and how this happens
>>568264589That seems more feasible, thank you anon
>>568264541im pretty sure she would get shot for this in Compton
>>568261294Just stick to lates. You can cope with generics for paces if it's just gentildonna
>>568264748my own theory is that bobo somewhat blocking her triggered the fuck out of her so she went all the way out to have her own lane
>filtered yurifag>filtered NTR attention whore>filtered Chiyo ERPerGrim, do they actually make up like 200 posts a thread?
>>568264876This counts as acknowledging them by the way
>>568264156I'm pretty certain that the spread out mechanic isn't scaled to the number of participants. Wish they would scale it so it's less jarring for CM's.
>>568264817Stinky Bobo...
>>568264812That looks like the plan, I have 1lb yeppers which has helped a lot and I already have dober+flower so it makes sense to. I just have shitty parents for lates and good ones for my fronts right now and all my parent runs go to shit
>>568264876I only filter the yurinigger, but he only makes like 10-20 posts per thread
>>568264876NTRfaggot is so obnoxious and boring he makes up for like 100 posts
Dig here. Windy!*unzips pants*
>>568264541What does this mean in sign language
>the artist is working on my trainer OCWait for me Special Wife..
>568264876>568264917>568264953>568264962I filtered these posts by the way
>>568259803Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, gather around to see your latest Mile S recipient!In the first half of her junior year, she was too busy playing Uma Musume Pretty Derby on her phone when she should have been sleeping, so her trainer took away her alarm clock privileges!This stunning horse has an umazing 35 races and 25 wins! In total, she won a whole 80 stat points from epithets alone!She successfully failed to reach the highest potential of her speed! But just in case she was almost useful, she also failed to get Straightaway Spurt as well!Ladies and Gentlemen give it up for TWO TIME SPRINTER'S STAKES GRAND RUNNER UPKIIIIIIIIIING GAAAAAAAAYLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>568265040
ok
>>568264985
>Doing fuji's career>Meet Scammer A (Woman)>Meet Scammer B (Woman)Are all women scammers?
>>568264589>>568264750should be noted that Brian is the BiS pace speed card for 3 full scenarios, not just long pacesyou can choose between Monster (THE long pace accel) or Breaking Free (a strong midrace velocity for pace on all distances) for the gold skill on her chainshe sadly gets no free pulls, but any pace main should plan to MLB her
If you guys filter me, I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine.
>>568264289I'm not V you idiot. It is an undeniable fact that V plays the game because people join his lobbies and the Staygoldtranny doesn't because there is no proof that he does anything other than shit up the thread
>>568265136Nice open league horse gwo
>>568265235AHHHHHHHHHH I'M DIGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNGGGGGGG
>>568265136*BANG BANG*>CAM ON KINGU*BANG BANG*SCOR SOM FACKIN WINS*BANG BANG*
>>568265302Sure you aren't V lmao
>>568265040Sooo... how’s your trainer OC?
>>568265302>It is an undeniable fact that V plays the game because people join his lobbiesexcept he's just posting discord lobbies here lol
>>568263874Is there an updated list of must have cards for each style and generalist cards?
>>568264541why she did that
host more lobbies
>>568265268That's the one coming out in 2028 right? That's so long...
>>568265296i say this
>>568264905unfUNNNFFFFFF
>>568265396this one is still worthwhile, but it's only got about a year of life expectancy left
>>568265414because she is a very very good girl
>>568265396https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1KudiJHMUOXJaRrh4zYjDorWLqb6Scvi50M2CRyT_Aqo/ this is the best one i know of
>>568265302Real ones know this is a
>>568265356How do you mean?
>>568264876Last week I was in the thread when a mod banned them all and we were getting like 1-2 posts per minute.
>>568265541This one is easier to read than the other one at least, I'll check it out, thanks
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Post your favorite scenario OSThttps://youtu.be/maplOaBSpyg?si=Pr43bExSHcrICMbf
>>568265521How do you choose between Gold groundwork and concentration in sprint?
>>568265794>design your islandThe Epsatono files were real...
>>568265794Maybe after you start posting results from room matches, V
>>568265521>For OonigeDoes that mean the card just teaches it like any other green skill?
>>568265794no one here has played that but you and maybe the stego anon
>>568265880gold groundwork isn't that good
>>568265982Neither of them play JP
I have to go work on Memorial Day night shift.Can I get a (You)?
>>568265982You didn't play it though NTR poster
>>568266058Sure
where are the Vodka rapes tore comics?
>>568265880gold groundwork mogs, you can borrow machan as a 2nd wit for sprints
>568266035>568266095[-]
>>568266058no
>>56826I got you. Those other times I messed up but this time it'll work for sure.6058
>>568265982
https://beta.uma.moe/shame?minDays=30sweepyniggers are getting doxxed now
>>568265958Nah, every fronts use that card
>>568266058ganbatte, anon
[ . ][ . ]
Excruciating yearning for a horse.
>>568266191wtf based
>>568266058Good luck
>>568266191they're still not gonna do anything
>>568265958the wording is misleading for no reason, it's a mandatory card for all fronts regardless of them being big nig or not
>>568266058Had an awful day shift in a position that I hate the most. Manager even made a joke because she knew I hated it there. Good luck, Anon.
>>568266058Thank (You) for your service
can we fill a jong room this late
https://youtu.be/X-E0L1R7HL0It's out
>>568266058Good luck there, Anon.Stay strong.
>>568266191any /uma/clubs on the list
>>568265880Gold groundwork >>>>>>>>>> everything else, you can borrow second wit card for concentrationESPECIALLY on sprintsGroundwork is always important for fronts, but it's most important for the shortest races. You could get away with not having it in Pisces, but having it meant you had a very solid advantage in the early-race, which should never, ever be discounted much.
>>568266328NAbro...
>>568266130Vodka would get a nosebleed and pass out simply from imagining holding her trainers hand let alone planning on assaulting them anon.Vodka is unironically too pure, trainer will have to make the first move.
>>568266372I am attempting to learn. It is very confusing still.
>>568266191
>>568265982I play JP unlike both of them and the scenario sucked, powecreep so high the best strategy was to go 5 speed cards at first then a highlander deck when they said fuck it and buffed every other facility, onsen was decent and breeder's cup is shit tooscenarios really fall off immensely after L'ARC with mechamusume being the last good one
>>568266490join if you wanna, I'm gonna attempt one try for a roomMajsoul Friends Room 72730(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=72730
>>568266191>I'm not listedHehe...
>>568266563>I play JP unlike both of themsure you do buddy, sure you do
>>568266373Monetizing. Running ads.
>>568266428Genuinely don't mind the work, I seriously wanted to kill myself when I had no job. But there's like 5 different positions they can put me in, 2 I haven't done before, and 1 I really, really like, and my manager knows this, but she decided to put me in another one because they're training other people in the position l like the most just in case it gets bombarded with people and they ever need backup. But the position I was put in always has this awful fucking coworker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and the day feels like it moves x10 slower even when it's really busy.
>>568265396this nigga smoking crack
>>568266410All of them are. Just go through the pages
I don't wanna do runs right now fuuuuuuuck
>>568266191I've seen two room anons now..
>>568266191good thing it didn't inclue my data from march
>>568266860Then don't. Play something better, such as Rescue Heroes: Billy Blazes for the Game Boy Advance.
>>568266729I do tho, I'm in ウマオオオor whatever how many o's the name has
>>568266763Tama would be proud
>>568265794For me it is https://youtu.be/tB6O9MihsVg?si=ZL6SLdJOSgekPxp4MANT is a legendary scenario and only shitters and the weak got filtered, they can get raped to death by my Uma massive strap-on
Papi-chan...
>>568266191AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE
>>568266938How do you know they're not in your club.
>>568266978SO FUCKING TRUE SIS but unironically fucking BASED
I just had a dream with Curren in it, with my dumbass going “Curren HATE” to her My friends in the dream were looking at me like a complete retard during this
>>568266938LMAO LOL sure babe whatever you say
Actually what is the next good support card?
no jongers..
>>568266978I don't like the scenario very much, but I agree that it has the best music so far.
>>568267245I'm updating bwo wait for me
>>568266373>this JP race in the backgroundTHE SKILLS DON'T STOP TRIGGERING ONE AFTER ANOTHERFuck this skill powercreep bro...
>>568267091Your friends were wrong
>>568267298NOOOO I SCRAPPED THE ROOM ALREADY SINCE NOBODY JOINED AND WENT TO PLAY RANKED
>>568267091Your friends were smart.
>>568267091I was in the background whispering "based"
>>568266763>trouble having ends meetget a REAL JOB then, stop wasting your time making shitty guides your main income
>>568266191wtf my name is there
>>568267358if you don't have fast learner you will never win again by the way
SPECHUD HELP-
>>568266817Other than FM I've been told Ramonu is good in general but other than that which one?
>>568267068no one has typed a single word there in years bro, we are all strangers just requesting shoes and sashes that never fill up
>>568267507rudolf
>>568266373>700 stamina for mileIs this guy using JP stam requirements? The part about GL was very interesting tho
>>568267496Perhaps you should spend a little time with the Uma Musume for your transgressions. A month in the hole with them should set you straight
>>568266373This is like something from adult swim
>>568266058>700k, 15 min careersI don't know what they're using, but it's not Sweepy. Dumb bitch chooses energy options at full and can't even use the MANT shop.
>>568267507If you're an end closer you'll need Shinko Windy guts SSR. If you want to use front runners you'll need the Shinko Windy power SSR. For late surgers it's basically impossible to win without BOTH Shinko Windy power SSR and Shinko Windy speed SSR, and for pace chasers, you'll need to train Shinko Windy herself because no one else can even come close to beating her in that style, on any track.
>>568266191I'm on the list
live dox is probably T100 clubs onlyso you're not gonna catch any non-/Uma/ Club sweepy here
>>568267496she's the one outside the room, making sure no one gets in
>>568264431>>568266373I FUCKING LOVE STAM DISCOURSE I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE USE VIBECODED MOOMOOCOW BULLSHIT INSTEAD OF JUSTUSINGKACHIDEV UMALATORUPDATED FOR GLOBAL STANDARDSITS NOT 700 STAM THATS SOME BULLSHIT JP STAM RELEASE DOGSHIT DIEEEEEE
>>568267739we're safe mambrosgood thing we're too shitty
>>568267179S Maru
>>568267576Isn't that for pace and late?>>568267706I thought what that doc meant was a single WIT card being used by everyone as bis though?
>>568267807>we're speak for yourself leech
>>568267179It's light hello because she's required to play the scenario correctly.>but what about Smaruyou can borrow it>but what about TachyonPace card with the same stats as Sweep Tosho SR> but what about this and that and thisroll for Mejiro Ramonu
>>568267978>Pace card with the same stats as Sweep Tosho SRretard
>>568267978Where is your Oguri
>>568267978What's so great about tachyon if it's just sweepy then
>>568267978
>>568267739Yeah, I don't think that's the case.
>>568267872rudolf has ONE (1) style specific skill the rest of them are genericit's as much of a pace card as kitasan is a front card
>>568267978this is the best /umajp/ player by the way
>>568267841>>568267978So uhh... S.Maru and Light Hello then?
>>568268061>Repeated login timingha? it knows that?
so everyone in /uma/club botslmao.
>>568268092I mean have you seen their "top" club?https://chronogenesis.net/club_profile?circle_id=ウマオオオオ&jp=Casuals all the way down
>>568266856Only one club with "/uma/" in its name is in the list. But it's there many times.
>>568261765You don't want to know...
>>568268219what are you gonna do about it?
>>568267978where is the gaslight dancer picture when you need it
>>568267179maru if you're a frontcocksuckerlight hello is the start of the mandatory scenario tax but you can cope with R mlb like rikotachyon if you're a paceCHADotherwise just wait ramonu wit
>>568268229lmao that is so sad no wonder the NTRfag abandoned them for global
>>568268279>camps the thread forever to join every room>bots fan countsYou really have no life, faggot.
>Oh its bait the sloptuber said Grand live is unplayable with Tachy speed tachy speed is gonna powercreep kitasan oh no tachy speed is the best speed card until El Condor Pasa
>>568268268>they will record the rape and blackmail you with itit's over...
>>568268067By that point every other style would prefer a better wit card though with a skill that will help them further instead of one without a useful skillIn case of Rudolf slipstream gold is useful for everyone but fronts in practice but other than that isn't amazingYanko is absurd with a million skills, Dirt skills and 2 gold everyone can use so I'd say it makes her more generalist than Rudolf considering the game revolves more around skills by then
>>568267872If you had thoughts other than Shinko Windy then you need to learn to think less.
>>568268159>>568268369
>>568268219cool it with the antisemitic remarks
i remember when retards said nobody will be using kitasan on MANT
>>568268378uh oh meltyyy
>>568268397
>>568268427I think anon suffered a seizure
>>568268331The jockeys face makes this post 10X better>>568268268Ulala is simply too cute
fuck cygay, they need to up the interaction things. I wanna headpat and massage
>>568268526Get a life first retard
>>568268441Built for marriage
>>568268268Torenas have no rights...
>>568268631Urara would do it
>>568268592uh ohhhhhhhhhhhh
>>568268631Urara wouldn't rape me...
>>568268546"SP bonus bro SP bonus is so Important!" GL already gives you 3000 SP for free there is nothing you're spending it on that you dont already spend in MANTthe fuck are you gonna do with an extra 50 SP per run? cunt
Why is this thread always on a constant melty state?
>>568268631ToT
>>568268708>Haha I'm a no-life loser who bots!!
>>568268592that's it, the principal will hear of this
Bueebueebueebueebueebuee
>>568266191Heh. The gooks don't suspect a thing.
>>568266191>/Uma/clubRemember when their danchou went out of his way to find a proof if someone's botting so he could kick or not?
>>568268793calm down bwo its all gonna be alright>>568268764SEA/Burger time does that, plus it's /vg/, the board known for schizophrenia
>>568268764You're here all the time umama you already know the answer
>>568268764Not botting right now, V?
>>568266992How could you do this
>>568268764Random acts of kinda nice no longer exist, all is lost
>>568268870Bue loves the fusu but she cant feed it chocolate :((( carrots only
>>568268764I blame the NTRfag for not grabbing aggro. Stupid useless tank
>>568268752Buy Sympathy.
>>568266992Sirius is that you?
>>568268870*inhales carrot*gentlecreatura truly is the most powerfulwhile buebue is the cutest of cfs
>>568268915How does it feel that literally all you do is bot in uma, sit here 24/7 and join every room posted?
What did we learn from this
>>568269126hot
>not on the listI'm slightly offended by that
You guys are actual faggots. You could have been posting boobs, but instead you want to argue with other men. Genuine gay behavior.
>wit CB? bro she only has 1 SP bonus, is better than all other wit cards at just 1LB, and has spurt and daring strike? lmfao just skip >speed Tachyon? bro she's a must have bro she has 2 SP bonus and uuuuhhhh a bunch of useless pace skills bro she's a must roll brooooothis thread is really bad at making future plans
>>568269195I think I gained +6 Wit
>>568268886>>568268682>>568269126>>568269196STOP POSTING CUTE GRANNIES>>568269195>tranny lovers are psychotic non-gaymershocking truths
>>568269126I think I want to fuck my grandma
>>568269061How is this my fault what the fuckI am playing the game maybe if y'all did that this wouldn't happen
>>568269195what the fuck dude thats multiboxing
>>568269284I'll show you gay behavior! Just watch me!Any fancomic artists you all follow for Uma? Or even fanfics you read for Uma?How's that for gay?
>>568269426You're not playing shit retard
>>568269126
>>568269195What about the 6 /uma/club members
>>568269507Post them
>>568269297I know tachyon speed is a gaslight but I don't have KSB so I'm gonna pull for her and she'll be my mini-KSB after Grand Live ends.
>>568269507no one gives a fuck for a literal who club
>>568269449Point taken, that spacing proves you're a raging faggot thirsty for cocks and in need of semen enemas
>>568269008It's for the fusu's own good...>>568269136True!
>>568269584Thank you. I felt the spacing really gave my gay post a big boost.
>>568269556we run these streets, show some respect!bitch
Stego cute.
>>568266373>Ends his video with a concert performance to pad the run time.>Has Curren as the center.That's all you need to know to tell he's full of shit.>>568267591>Is this guy using JP stam requirements?Did they change the way stam is used in JP or something?Obviously the higher Speed cap will raise the stam requirement, but the stam requirement in JP for mile if you only have 1200spd and mile S should still be the same right?Regardless, this guy is way off on the stam requirement for global.
>>568269736fusu
>>568269449I like the one fluffy Tachyon comic artist
>>568269507There's more than 6 I think 20 or so of them are on the list including me
>>568269748Stego sexo
You literally can outrun them
>>568269747Shut the fuck up Umama
>>568269849>t. trainer walks her home gently
Oguri could never be sexy
>>568269819>nude ears>nude bottom>pussy only hidden by her tail, that ends in a heart>>568269807petting the gentle creatura version of gentle wife
>>568269959Oguri isn't sexy, she's cap (as in peak)
>>568269958Plump chocumanko!
>>568269849You can't even pin her down either.
>>568269819Why is the inside of her ears the wrong color.It's upsetting.
>>568269958Milk chocolate...
Bue posters owe me a smooch.
>>568269748Play the fucking game
>>568269849what is she even afraid of? Nothing could stop her except another uma, is she being bullied?
>>568269284Post umas too!
>uma addon development conpletely halted because one salty faggot decided that black NPC umas were a bridge too far and he had to have a giga melty over it
>>568270127Gold Cutie
>>568270116Anon... I hope this 7 helps illuminate your path.
>>568270153idontcare
>>568269748I like you because your mere existence triggers the local wildlife
>>568270153based meltyGOD
>>568270153>Go to Umerica>There are black people thereNo...
>>568268774I want to motorboat Cafe’s flat fucking chest
>>568266191>10 minute career runsimagine
>>568270219It's just V being mad at him, Stego anon ignores him completely too
>>568270278Having sex with maru so we can oyakodon with our daughter chiyo
no gw awardbakushin or falco will save me
Thoughts?
>>568270403She's so erotic..
>>568270343>>568270219Enough with the samefagging, tranny
>>568270383Curren posters are whores
>>568270403
>>568270343You keep trying to push this narrative but nobody buys it. What a sad existence.
>>568266191I can't believe uma.moe actually released the Epstien client list.
>>568270127Gold Sexshi
>>568270498I'm loyal actually
>>568270403Cute chest
Kissies?
>>568270627Have you acted in a way that justify kissies?
>>568270657LOOK AT THIS FUCKING THING LIKE HOLY SHIT
I shitpost here almost every single career, that's the only reason I'm not flagged as a botter on the doxx site. Thanks bwos
>>568270585>>568270627Kiss him whore we know you're not loyal we're all men
>>568270467V, please...>>568270527Every single person knows it's you retard, you aren't even hiding it
>>568270467
big
>>568268441I'd probably cry a bit if someone gave me flowers
>>568270786If what you said was even true, wouldn't these two posts be me? I am V by the wayTake your meds retard
>>568270585Loyal to who, your mom?
>>568269297these posts have a distinct "fine motion is ass bro she has 35 priority and gives you prepared to pass" energy
>>568270940Bro thinks I don't know how 4chanX works
>>568270831I still enjoy the headcanon that the mejiro grandmother was in a trainer/trainee relationship and enjoys toreuma doujins because it reminds her of her late trainee husband
>>568270853There's the old adage about the first time most men receive flowers being at their funeral
>>568266191If only Cygames cared...
>>568270967they know who they are
>>568270940You're not v because you didn't force BBB in your image
>>568271069>theyNo, a tranny...
>>568270940>hiding timezoneKEK
>>568271074is this from that poorfag on yt?
>>568266856To be fair, that's suspicious as fuck.
>>568271163>theyIt's plural.
>>568271184umama about to post another seething screenshot at 4am local time
>>568271184>>568270808
>>568271220That's how trannies identify as
>>568271289Sad V, very sad
>>568271163>>568271298>zoomies believe they/them is exclusive to tranniesThis generation is doomed
>>568266191New drama season in 7 days umabros
Guys let’s not argue and instead focus on more important matters-Uma navel
>>568270657>>568270704
>>568271289
>>568271346It's exclusive to dumb cucks that got brainwashed by jews into not using he/she Amazon
What's even happening here? Guess this is not a good time to be visiting here. I'll go back to the other place.
>>568266191>sweep 3 times a day>found my name>oh shit>but with another club and fan count>it's just another guy with the same namehehe
>>568270338>9 careers per hour>10 carats per career (TP regen basically irrelevant)>Chews through a $70 carat pack every 8.333 hoursYou can't ban that kind of addict.
>>568271378basedbasedbasedbasedbased
>>568271418>>568270704
>>568271418
>>568271378>>568271565I'll join in
Special Wee
>>568271346It's a stupid part of the language regardless and should be avoided in all cases. Trannies, though, could do a good deed by pushing for the popularization of some singular third-person pronoun for use with humans. Instead most of them choose to rely on "they/them" because, like non-trannies, they are mostly retards.
>>568271074I mean, he's right. You dont want to spend ALL your carrots on it.Depending on your situation and how your first 200 pulls go, you may not want to pull 200 more times. If you get 1LB Hello, you can just borrow Tachyon for all of GL.
>>568271557They probably get a fair bit of carats from the actual races, at least it was easy when it was double rewards
V is melting down
>>568266191Good
die
Hoeh
>>568271676He lost 5 CM rooms in a row, I would be melting down too
>>568271621Is that how they call Tamamo's umanchode?
>>568271662Taiki's shuttles...
>>568271802https://x.com/rs_lewd/status/2058801254940528790Fucking Tama hard enough that her white lightning screws up every electronic device in a ten mile radius
>>568271917>>568271917>>568271917fresh
>>568271942>>568271942>>568271942
>>568271720
>>568271761hoeeeeh
>>568271943No thanks
>>568271943Avatarfag bake>>568271953Normal bake
>>568271943>>568271953I'll stay to the rule of first bake gets to be used. Sorry Doto
>>568271943>>568271953bravo retards
>>568271939based but she should be flatter
>>568266191>6 careers per hour 1.6B fain gainClankers everyone
>>568259859
>>568261360gotchu senpai
>>568264118she actually has balls but no shaft
>>568275549thanks gwo
>>568266467
bump bump bump sahur
>>568275549https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjIAEw-a6P8
>>568271943kek nobody likes bbb
>>568271943>>568271953is this some kind of retarded competition who can bake first?
