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THIS ONE
Is MANT harder to finish than URA? Like if all you cared about was completing the scenario would there be any real difference?
Does the puppet have a name or shall we be first to name her?
THE GREAT SCHISM IS UPON US
>>568272139It has no name to me because it's not in my game yet. I will remain satisfied with Bright's doll for the moment
real mature
I'm not posting in BBB thread
>>568271917>>568271917>>568271917move hereyou support schizos if you stay here
Not using the BBB thread
Considering how insufferable the posts are there already I shall break the rule of first bake
I choose this one.
>>568272287Lol you wish V. fuck off
>>568272252I don't know what I'm looking at
om nom nom
orenji
holy fuck no one gives a shit what thread you pick or donthow about you make some worthwhile goddamn posts instead of scribbling on a piece of paper?
>>568272287Thanks for the bump bwo
>>568272357someone stole sweepybot and is buying burner accounts at 5 dollars a piece to essentially DDOS the cygames servers
>>568272414Make worthwhile posts in the right thread then.
>>568272252>panjooolso the puzzle comes together
hehe
This one.
>>568272252where do i get paid to farm M*NT runs
>>568272451>stole sweepybothow
>>568272451They aren't DDOSing they just talk directly to the server so their runs are way faster
>zero good posts>only tribalism garbagefucking christ at least post porn
>>568272601Unironically indonesia
>>568272602They were given a private version with extra features by someone the main dev trusted, apparentlyreal autistic stuff
>>568272638Do that then
>>5682726017 and I rape the opera plush in front of Opera O
I'm sorry jongers these tutorials are all jumbled up word salads. I am too much of a brainlet to figure this out.
ABS
I wish my danchou would pay me for farming fans...
>>568272727i literally did you disgusting anti jp tranny
ayabby
>>568272776>his dancho doesn't
can some of you fags start botting my club already I need some crystals
>thought the other thread would win outoh well
>>568272685>theres a platinum+ patreon buhi version of sweepynaruhodo...
The fact everyone moved here should be enough proof V is a cancerous avatarfaggot that people are sick of
This is episode one calm down Taiki my body isn’t ready yet
>>568272907I'm a top 20 earner not a top 3 earner tho
>>568272768between mares...
>>568272907My danchou discouraged earning fans...
Screenshot, transmitted from the future, of a frame from the opening sequence of Mayano Top Gun's anime series
If you aren't in first, you should try running faster, stamina be damned
>>568272946Nobody has been using NTR threads for a while if an alternative thread exists so unless janny deletes this thread or nobody is gonna use the other thread
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568273173erm actually there is only one schizo so that is impossible
>schizo has a melty>thread instead of ignoring decides to encourage on his tantrums>now schizo controls the thread and even decides which ones everyone uses>rest of thread just complains schizo is too toxic but there's nothing they can doThis is your fault
>>568273237
>>568273173is that right? i think there just hasn't been an ntr op image in a while
Lmao poor trainer
front archer adolf is good this racesimilar to slutmaru. compared:+ unique can carry over sometimes+ doesn't need to buy a heal- worse stat bonuses- all skills useless- needs 1 front spark+ even easier mant trainpic, my lewdolflucky turf S but it uses falco so it can't be that good
>>568273173NOOO DON'T RUIN MY NARRATIVE THERE'S ONLY 1 PERSON WHO DOES NOT LIKE NTR POSTER!!!
The staygoldtranny is the ntrfag hating schizo
>>568273312No they just get deleted because everyone's done with this shit. Btw what happened with that anon who said he was going to the IRC a month ago?
>>568273173>>568273312i just went and checked the archives and the last ntr op image thread was used https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/thread/566859775/#566859775
>>568273269You already cried about it in your thread >>568272794
>>568273212>wifestand-in mother. To Kawakami and Urara.
>>568273265I don't really know what you mean>>568273312A while ago he spammed a lot of NTR threads and nobody used them so they got deleted. I guess he took a break for a bit but people still aren't interested in using his threads
>>568273319anyon nobody is buying heals this cm...
>>568273424Because there wasn't the same time bake.
>>568272252If you look through that github repo commits you can find the edenschizo's email
>>568273330
Where are all the cute posters?
>>568273312The times there is one (like right now) everyone goes to the other one because the schizo owns them and everyone else obeys like little pups when he says "go post on the other thread", even if it's baked earlier
>>568273330sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>568273453heal as in to activate slutmaru uniqueyou can only guarantee 2/3 of angle, pasta, choco
>>568273539
>>568273539Bwo your mirror...
>>568273539You will find none here
waheyumasumi
>>568273607stinko's gigantic windy
>>568273539I'm still around but work got me busy (wfh and all)
>>568273568people just bake slightly early and then time when they post the link on the previous thread
>>568272685This isn't a premium version, it's literally just the public version SweepyDev open sourced to everyone here. It was just gatekept that pressing Sweepy 11 times would activate the looping portion of the bot, it was only removed recently because Sweepy realized people are too retarded to be subtle and decided to crank 100m+ fans per day, but by then the cat was already out the bag.
>>568273715sleep tight helios bro
>>568273607ZAMN
This one
>>568273539I was sleeping
3326 5386
>>568273703RAPE
>>568273754>I don't trust people to use this correctly>implements it anywaylegitimate fucking moron, i have no words
Sex with umas
When does horse breeding season end?
>>568273568People just got tired of your shit, VYou could just not ruin a reputation of an uma
>>568273881Rape is bad, anon.
>>568273568
>>568274006Then why do you look so excited?
>>568274006SEX WITH SEIUN SKY
>>568274060He's on big damage control now let him be
Dahby is 5 days away
>>568273930NEVER
>>568274108>>568274125Just naps with Seiun Sky! Let's take it easy!
>>568273851Wakia should be flat too
>>5682738796/9 still
>>568273930Horse breeding sessions take a minute at the longest A horse’s refractory period is 45 minutes after a good trot Breeding season is year round and depends wholly on the mare schedule Sorry Kitasan, but you’re forever getting milked
Trainer-san MANT run doko
>>568274240Why do so many die during sex than? Is the blood pressure difference that big?
>>568274240>Breeding season is year round only if you're condemned to australia
>>568274252I'M ON VACATION UNTIL GL
reminder that behind every schizo, there's a failed thread celebrity. the NTR avatarfag wanted to be some kind of thread helper by pretending to be a JP veteran but his need for attention made him fall into madness after people found him annoying, sad.
>>5682742523 URA runs equal 1 MANT run.
>>568274183No, Seiun Sky is bearing children
for any frontfags, how critical is triple Speed Eater? I've got two copable fronts (Bobo and Hag) so far, but I haven't gotten good statline + Groundwork + Speed Eater + Distance S + PP/DD/Ignited Wit on my Suzuka yet. I keep pulling the lever, but I'm out of TP for the next five hours so I need a break. I heard Speed Eater was good but was that just lies, like most things?
>>568274292They get killed by their partner sometimes
>>568274413Woah... that's someone's fetish
>mfw janny deletes this thread at 300 posts for the lulz
>>568274412it's good because it decreases speed of people behind you so it's hard for them to catch upbasically speed eater = better chance to hit angling
>>568274389Nope! Nap time! Honk shoo... honk mimimi...
>>568274398what is a Taishin test
>>568274485just accept that no one likes you blud, in both the internet and real life
>>568274485AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568274537
>>568274535gonna cum inside sky while she's pretending to be asleep
3326 5386Need one more please
>>568274595My favorite part about him is that he always posts during hours when he should be at work
Oh Taiki Shuttle is insanely cute Fuck
>>568274398cute, I would accept
>>568274537a taishin (earthquake) test
>>568274632You would really cum inside of this peaceful Uma?
>>568274412It's a Velocity up skill that's just as strong as other Velocity skills while also slowing your opponents down. It's the best velocity skill you can get for Mile but it's not mandatory like Groundwork.
>>568274752she better bite that pillow
>>568274752Daily, nightly, hourly
Are there any umas that are easy to train for CM14? I want to do as little MANT runs as possible...
>>568274006I understand why Meisho Doto enjoys being EVIL
>>568274839Tiara route rice is pretty easy
i want to see even more art of flustered Sei-chan
>>568274807>>568274823Welp. You asked for it. Next time, you're the one getting raped!
>>568273930never, as far as I'm aware.But fucking and eating and napping and running around some is the default mode of being a horse so I'm sure Kitasan is doing fine
>>568274840she's so evil
>>568273879what the fuck is this
>>568274839just go 3 pace bro. Nishino Flower, Oguri, and El/Bakushin/whatever has mile A
>>568274919
>>568274839Maru and Bourbon
>>568274840Doto knows no bounds
name 3 horses
>>568275024Play the fucking game instead of spamming the thread
>>568275005what would she do when she notices your morning wood
Huh, I never knew I could pick between mile our going for the triple crownObviously I'm gunning for the derby and kikuka-shō, I got A in medium and long but that's nice to know she has the option like daiwa
>>568274412speed eater is really good but also slightly gaslight because it can't help you get first, only keep first, and keeping first is relatively easy with the whole midrace being corner
>>568274923These terms are agreeable
>>568275071Run your club better
I'm safe, right?
>>568275072violence
>>568274945horses only breed from february (using artifical lighting to activate the mares early) to june. it technically lasts up to the fall but nobody would foal a racehorse after june. at that point you'd be better off leaving the mare empty and trying again next spring. so they get most of the year off.
>>568275069Pot-8-OSeabiscuitSham
>>568274602Hahaha okay
>>568275069Mikki FightJocelynT O Elvis
>marked
>>568275005Stop converting me! I just unlocked Taiki and already find her cute!
>>568275069mambomamboomatsuri mambo
>>568275415Anon, that's a butthole.
>>568275198
>>568275445meisho mambomambo suzukamatikanetannhauser
>>568275069mr edmy bitch ex wifemaruzensky
>>568275415
still don't get why this bread was chosen
>>568275415this is fine it's mosaiced
>>568275418
>>568274701what if I tested taishin's umanko in this position haha wouldn't that be funny
>>568275478
>>568275415Good, someone else is posting Seiun Sky pics for me to save. My job here is done.
>>568275545I don't even know what the drama is about, or care really I just wanna post cute umas
>>568275545just go back to camping thread lobbies idiot
>>568275545Guess. maybe because people got sick of the avatarfag?
>>568275545Because people hate the avatar poster
>>568275415I need to fuck Seiun Sky so bad it's unreal.
>>568273424i made that one and some anons had a melty as usual
>>568275595
>>568275724Umama hates V
>>568275669why not just go to pixiv or boorus
>>568274367So you'll do 3 URAs?
>>568275825blatant autism and normalfaggotry
>>568275825Good question. Don't wanna.
>>568275816WHY ARE ALL THE UMAS SO FUCKING CUTE I WANT THEM ALL
>>568275858Play the game
>>568275669the seiun sky propaganda is working on me
>>568275069Pie-O-MyTokino MinoruCroix du Eastern Mediterranean
>>568275816
>>568275415Thank god her Umanko was censored or I'd have impure thoughts about this image
Can't we get something new? or atleast cycle the shitposting, just talking about avatarfags for a month or so is getting tiresome now.
CYGENEROUS
>>568275981
>>568275415Give me your top 3 favorite stallions, /uma/.
>>568275864I'll do 3 Bakushin URAs.
>>568273715Retarded avafag kys
Cute boys
>>568276058It's like an infection. It will continue to fester until treated. If you haven't noticed reporting does nothing
>>568276105Dash to the finish and show the world you're the best trainer
If you continue to avatarfag I will have no choice but to fuck Tanuki Rudolf and record it
>>568274953is this UMA REAL!?
>>568276032
>>568276092kitasanayabemcqueen
>>568276080THAT LOOKS LIKE AUTO PLAYTHAT ISNT PLAYING THE GAME BUT CHEATING AKIN TO SWEEPY!
>>568275985Seiun Sky is cute.
>>568275816Why is he wearing a crusader helmet?
>>568276220But you will make the babyposter cry and shit his diaper!
>>568273930Stop seducing umas and it will end someday KITASAN
>>568276241These are just umas you want to self insert as
>>568276235
>>568276375true...
>>568276216I'll do it for the beautiful Bakushin! Without a single loss!
big ass puppy eyes so pretty
>>568276430Why is it so easy to read people like you
why exactly would she need to know this
>>568276080Which YouTube video did you steal that from
>>568276497Agreed. This is also the main factor that got me interested in Jordan
does uma stan (or superstan on digital) on lates/ends fuck up the position requirement for cheer halo ult too much
>>568276424Cute taishinShe is the cutest daughter
>>568276497breeding kitaposters
>>568276058Compile a list of all the /uma/ club members found here https://beta.uma.moe/shame?pageSize=200&minDays=30 and we'll talk about that instead
>>568276424
>>568276497I KNOW RIGHT she's so pretty>>568276513nothing wrong with that
>>568276092FujiRyanTickezo
>>568276092CafeTeioBakushin
>>568276305I want to get Stego as close to 1b fans as possible by the end of the year so I'm autotraining fan runs. It'd be a lot easier if I didn't have a job but it is what it is.
>>568276497sweaty thighs
>>568276637You are a guy.
Shiraoki-san if this post rolls a 7, please make June a semi-dead month so that July may be super-packed!
>>568276602I’ll do this later thanks
>>568276631
>>568276637Kissing Kitasan You on the lips
>>568276703Stop playing the game
>make s rank runaway suzuka to block frontrunnersIs that the only way for endclosers to win?
>>568274901I don't have rice...>>568274963Oguri and El sound good actually, I like them both.>>568274976I'll only consider training fronts when Bourbon's card comes out.
>>568276703>only 219Fake fan... I take it the mass auto running thing is a paid/limited feature or some shit? is JP auto-running any good for fan runs at least? I doubt it's super useful for parent/ace making so eh.
>>568276751thank goodness for that
>>568276798You should want every month to have it's own form of excitement
>>568276838
>>568276890You should not dress up as your favorite umas.
7 and the game never truly recovers after MANT
>>568274413>They get killed by their partner sometimesThey WHAT
Where do your club members fall on the botting chart?
Stop replying to the avatarfagging tranny.
>>568277017
>>568277021says who?
Has anyone actually been banned from using bots???
>>568277017Lmao Taishin pulled an SAO
i will jerk off to the next umamusume image
I want a cute boyfriend (female) to impregnate (ten children)
>>568277213Says NORMAL PEOPLE.
>>568277216yet
>>568276873I didn't start autotraining fan runs until the beginning of this month, and I know my setup is also less than ideal because I'm not doing Mile/Sprint G1s either so I'm still getting <1m fans. Roughly like 940k per run.>I take it the mass auto running thing is a paid/limited feature or some shit? iNo it's free. Auto training is just limited to certain scenarios. > is JP auto-running any good for fan runs at least? It's the path of least resistance. I can go read the thread, or watch a show, or read a book and just turn it on again once it's over. I find that onsen is probably the best to do it in though because it offsets the mood downs you'll accumulate which can sometimes make you lose races if you get an unlucky string. Also it's somewhat useful for lazy parent making. There's options where you can have it prioritize hints, but you'll simply get worse SP gain thanks to it. But at this point, with the paid pass, you can go even lazier with the auto parent maker, though that is also its own set of RNG garbage that is kind of frustrating.
>>568276703Cute Stego!
kissing boys as a boy is not okay
>>568277216The botter list has 3k users, steamchart says we have 5k. Obviously it doesn't include phone users, but do you really think they'll ban a huge chunk of the playerbase?
>>568277198
>>568277267>normal peopleewww...>>568277339no one says this
>>568277250Only 10?
>>568277347I thought the botting needed you to run it in an emulator
>>568277339Are you sure?
>>568277404Do not do bad things with other guys it's immoral bwo
brown gyaru when
>>568277389
>>568277436Enough for a divegrass team
>>568277504hmmm nyo
I FUCKING HATE MILE CMs AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568277601How many guys have you slept with
>>568277439Yeah but you're still going to play the game normally on steam
>>568277347gwo there's almost 3k users in just the top 100 clubs. 3k users is 10% of the playerbase at most and most people in the list are not botting
>>568277339I (a boy) will kiss Kitaposters whether they're boys or girls
kitaposters are sluts
>>568277304>Roughly like 940k per run.I've yet to struggle doing those consistently, always have, even more so with my wife. Guess I've been brute forcing it.>No it's free.Wasn't there some other auto thing that was added, or something that near instantly does a bunch of other side shit like TT and such as well? Could've sworn they added some instant-run mode or whatever, not just bot-like auto-run.>its own set of RNG garbage that is kind of frustrating.I mean that's the game in general, so there is that.
>>568277589
>>568277639none... for now
>>568277601Wtf stop sleeping with random men
>>568277712>Wasn't there some other auto thing that was added, or something that near instantly does a bunch of other side shit like TT and such as well? Could've sworn they added some instant-run mode or whatever, not just bot-like auto-run.You mean this? Also free.
>>568277771Hmmm... okay I will stop doxxing you for now...
>>568277771BACK OFF SUCCUBUS I WILL NOT SUCCUMB TO YOU.
>Kita posting again I already cranked it earlier today, I'm going to lose my mind
>>568277771cute... chiyoposter is waiting for you
>>568276092CreekGrassArdan
>>568277763
>>568277860you were?
Fenomeno actively with his pupils
>>568276092rice ayabby pama
>>568277953They should kiss for us
>>568277807That was probably it desu. God I'd love that so damn much, shame it's a recent feature.
>>568275415The ice you're on is so thin I'm surprised it's holding you up
>>568277971Yes. I am THE schizo.
i wanna jork itpost lewds
What’s (you)r preferences in trainers?Young trainers(18-30s)Middle aged (40s-50s)Oji sans
>>568277960
>>568278082no actual schizo would say this...larper
>>568278114>>568277771Get this anon
I'm gonna beat you up
>>568278160I have shown you my mercy, for now.
>>568278130>Young trainers(18-30s)>Middle aged (40s-50s)>Oji sansAnon...
>>568278215do it faggot
>>568278215>he's going to put his hands on another guyThat's a little fruity
>>568278215I'm into that
Tacked on a few more G2s to the schedule and it worked out. Hopefully it'll be consistent.
>>568278148
>>568278215gay
>>568278215man UPmeet me by the 3 Goddess statues
>>568278215gonna have to rape you in self-defense
>>568278215Kita can beat me alright
>>568278252hmmm...
1 (one) gemini room before I go to sleep969807629698076296980762
>>568278258What? It’s a genuine question
>>568278320
Nobody here would dress up as their favorite uma, right?
>>568278553dantsu's cheesy brast milk...
>>568278548Stego is nice because anyone can dress up like her, casual or racing clothes, and it'd still work.But also no.
>>568278483
What do people see in Taishin?
you'll one day get to have an uma launch you
>>568278548you have dressed up like this at least a single time in your life, don't lie
hey
>>568278814hey
>>568278673
>>568278794I hate polo shirts
>>568278715Cute tsun wife-coded
>>568278310the happiest seibah ever
>>568278914
>>568278794Why did they have to dress her up as a mcdonalds employee
if stego remembers being a horse why doesn't she call out spe for being a CHUD
I haven't eaten a single vegetable in over a week
>>568278852gn
>>568279050Good night, I love you
>>568278716Did he died? Did the horse get glued?
>>568279045I’ve had these spinach cheese rolls for three days. They’re great
>>568278716the uma rebellion (rape) is near
>>568278716>Wendy I can fly!
>>568278461Aieeee, too many paces and fronts, my poor Taishin... Still, a close oneThanks for coming! Umasumi!
>>568279345WILL THIS GUY EVER NOT JOIN A LOBBY??? I'M SO TIRED OF SEEING WEDDING TRIO
>>568275069SarahJessicaParker
>>568279345>creek for milebwochacho what are you doing
>>568279045I just now finished some stir-fried kale with ginger (and a few other things) and it was great. I'm a better horse than you are
>>568278716>>568279180jockey got a cut in the face but got up fine, sadly they finished last
>>568279402dont shay that about your mama…
>>568278716He does not fear death. He is rising to the clouds
>>568279414whales being retarded as always
>>568279045Same but in a decade
>>568279414beliebing
>>568279345thank youuuu for hosting as alwayssleep well!
>>568279414Probably for the RB because he needed to borrow CB and to hit stam + guts
>>568279413She was so hot in Flight of the Navigator.
>>568279402he's the /uma/ minimum requirements dude, if you can't beat his umas then you're not getting plat
>>568279440I want an umamusume named Screaming Uncle
>>568279414from the future where extra stamina gives more speed
>>568279440goddamn if he didn't tuck his chin at the last moment he would've Cristopher Reeve'd himself
>>568279458Can he be my mama?
>>568279678
>>568279536
>>568279678>large areolas
large areola for sucking
>>568279678CHOWA! That's against school rules!
>>568279914Umas that watched classic Cartoon Network...
>try to do an ace King run>14th -> clock -> 1st>6th -> clock -> 1st>7th -> clock -> 1st>9th -> abandon runURA it is then lol sorry danchou
>>568279757Irish girls aren't this shameless or whoreish
>>568279914>CHOWAIs this a Strongest Disciple Kenichi reference?
>>568279914What if it is part of the school rules? What if Bakushin is breaking the school rules?
>>568279678If you're attracted to this (a stallion) then I'm afraid you're gay
>>568279678I see the twitter filename, give me the link, now.
>>568279914shut up dyke *rapes you*
>>568280104Only for Africans with HIV.
>>568280107no Bakushin just says chowa when she's surprised
>>568279678nipples too small they should be big plump and chewable to match her areolas
>>5682801577 and I rape you
>>568280104Nigga has not been to trinity college
>>568280128Class rep would never break school rules
>>568280169What theme do you use for this website?
>>568280479bwo?????
>>568280479
>>568280479Reminded me of the Almondanchou OF.
Stop posting inappropriate content
porn is bad for you
breasts
Porn is good for meI will never see boobs otherwise
>>568280712so is alcohol but that isn't stopping me
Stop posting porn!
>>568280479Taishin testo...
>>568280701finemo and mambo will be next nyahaha >:)
>>568280479https://x.com/GobuR18/status/2051007416012243184/video/1hooooly sex
>>568279678>>568280479
aie...
>>568280872>xray of a pregnant woman
>>568280872This is NTR isnt it
>>568279678>>568280479>Account based in Indonesia
>>568280913The number 1 above Spe-Chuds headThe number 134 above BueBues headThe number 135 above my head
>win the derby>get mud all over her raceweardamn anything but first place must be extra painful after all thisBut fuck these uma npcs, fuji won her second crown
>>568280787>his mom never let him practice with her boobsyikes virgin
>>568279127rape
>card that gives a minimum of 200 wit and then an infinite amount more wit for every time you click on it>will probably be out by cm15 as well
>>568281027anon wanted to shill his twitter account
all that porn yet not one good creampie with fluid animation
>>568281073Killing myself
>>568281298why do you care about so much about the jizz quality?are you some kind of homosexual?
>>568281346
>>568281298Why do you need that??
>>568281424
>>568281423why did someone pour yogurt on rudolf? is she getting bullied?
>he looks at porn with penises and cumway to out yourself as a fruit
>>568281529
>>568281423>he doesn't know
>>568281432>>568281423a proper creampie animation includes stimulating feedback to the girl. Even the hips bucking is modestly above the bar
>>568281648That sounds like something only a sex haver would know...
What is going on
>>568281364Creek gave me a nursing handjob last night
cm13 status?
>>568281741We're having fun cause FUCK MANT
>>568281807I hope you die
>>568281612
>>568281760She didn’t give me anythingCreek hates me
>>568281878
>>568281050imagine being the tracen laundry department
>>568281807won plat with 80% WR
>hips shaking as cum is dripping and spit out of the vagooDon't worry Finemobro, I get you, that's hot as hell.
>>568281604>is she getting bulliedyeahby me
>>568281910V could never
all these stallions but almost no mares
>>568281073I wasn't born conventionally and had to be cut out of my mother. So technically yes, I am a virgin
THANKS FOR THIS FINAL SHIP, AKIKAWA
>>568281884RipYou will find a big boobed uma to give you something some day Torena-san
>>568281807>cm13gwochacho...
>>568281982sniff
I want him to fondle me like this
>>568281432>>568281423It's my faultI have been cumming raw inside of Fine Motion and FineMoposters so much since the wedding banner that they're hooked on creampies and seeing the moment the girl feels the utmost pleasure
>>568281364Don't do it, Anon.Creek's birthday is in a few hours.You don't want to miss it.
>>568282202Finemo posters are my wives
>>568282169
We are going to be free SOON
>>568281607all anti cock activists have never actually given cock a trythe human body doesnt really check if you got dick or pussy when pumping you full of endorphins for giving head
>oguri cap>wears a tiaravery funny
>>568282265our hotwifes...
>>568282349Also collect 18 songs for Grand Live version of Girls Legend U, which is actually more important.
>>568282353anon gets it
>>568282353h-how did you know...
Penises look better aesthetically than pussies
>>568282349stop looking at day 1 guides they dont tell you about the fact you gotta play stocks all fucking day
>>568282383
how will your trainee cope after you've revealed yourself to be a homosexual
>>568282353Not true, I've sucked on a dildo multiple times and I tried insterting a dildo inside of me a couple times too and I never enjoyed doing either. You're probably just a faggot, unlike me.
>>568282483>the mushroom tentacle is more aesthetically pleasing than the blooming flower
>>568282689only a gay twink would find a foidhole attractive
>>568282689>blooming flowermore like a fucked up ham sandwich
I will interpret the next character posted as a request for a jiggie of some other character
>>568282756>>568282773I think you guys are unironically gay.
>>568282349so what general purpose cards aside from Light Hello are #1?
>>568282564THE OGURI CAP.....
I have a 3LB nishino flower and vega which one should I gold crystal
>mfw I find out my trainer peer is straight
>>568282625She will gather her teammates and impose corrective rape as Allah commands. When the rape fails to cure me of my sin they will stone me for his glory.
>>568282927https://jiggie.fun/dXXqekhttps://jiggie.fun/dXXqek
>>568282927Don't take trainers
>>568282625theyre lesbian so they'll be chill with their gay trainer
>>568282907Do you know what youre gonna do with those cards?
>>568283016how will a gay trainer survive being raped by a lesbian(straight)
>>568282907Will you actually gutsmax if you MLB Ayabe? Nishino is the best SR for everything except guts builds for the rest of the scenario.
being a closeted homo trainer must be the toughest job out there, the moment you're outed is the moment you're dead.
our honorary saudi imam ebayan has banned all homosexuality at tracen...
>>568283020keep thinking about how I ****could**** try a guts build as I have some cards for it but a solid power card is good too, does flower or vega stick around after MANT longer than the other?
Do female trainers get raped?
>>568282689Number of penises featured in ancient works of art: approximately 150,000,000Number of vaginas featured in ancient works of art: maybe 80
>>568283250Riko gets raped nightly by cock and glass until she passes out
>>568283219neither cards see major use outside of budget decks and in Grand live anything other than Speed + Wit is suffering.If you want the earliest example Ayabe sees use as a guts statstick in L'arc which isnt for another year
>>568282689>actually yeah, that is really nice to look a->oh god what is that smell?!?!
>>568283097the academy rules would never allow such acts and also tazuna is
>>568283330Sometimes she’s raped even while passed out
Im back. What did I miss
>>568282907Ayabe, obviously. Every single time. She is better now, and she is one of the only SRs that stays okay in the future.
>>568282625the penalty is the sword
>>568283457anon posted cosplay nudes
Come back V please
>>568283513We went too far this time...
fish
>>568283513No
>>568283356flower wins then i guess
>>568283642You would have to be fucking stupid to do this. I don't even mean to waste it on Flower, but to take advice from this thread at all.
>he is a necessary evil so we have something to talk about and the faggots don't get uppityNot like this bwos...
>>568283487Interesting. Which uma, don’t bother answering if it was a guy
>>568283826I would rather still see anons post porn or talk about penises than people melt down about V and him egging them on
why am I bothering to borrow when both my mile S % and gw % is way higher than any borrow wtf
PULL FOR AIR SHAKUR
>>568284039i would but she's too close to sex ship
>>568283556
>>568284039never!
>>568284039I like her but I've gotten too many lately... I need to save, probably.
https://poal.me/ho3j0thttps://poal.me/ho3j0thttps://poal.me/ho3j0t
>>568284039I'd rather save for granny
>>568284039I literally can't think of an uma uglier than her
>>568284257dream journey
>the 2 rich HARLOTS that pretend to be gals to fit in with the "commoners"
boysex
>>568284302She's ugly but not that ugly
>>568284385SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX>>568284396SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
>>568284039>30 % wit growth I don’t think I will
>>568284161this is rape
>>568284039wont pull until Shakur converts x^2 + y^2 =25 into polar coordinates
>>568284476You cannot rape trainers. Getting used by their trainee is just part of the contract.
>>568284463retard (literally)
>>568284463>>30 % wit growthimagine the brain power.....
>>568284039not enough caratsshe's in my hope she spooks me later list
>>568284285the great white hope so washed from CM losses resorting to drama posting
7 and y-WOAH
>>568284385I should have rolled harded for Palmer... FUCK! I'm stupid!
>>568284257Biko, pandora, NTR, and winning ticket
extremely cute granny
>>568284039>>568284625save for her black parade alt
>>568284736Let's be for real ntr isn't ugly it's just the unemployed chud posting her every day
>>568284742
>>5682846837 and everyone gets the Umawife they want... and MLB on Tachyon/Light Hello.
>>568284806careful you're gonna trigger thembut trvth nuke
>>568284745thats in a whole year bwo...
>>5682848397 and Mambo stops using Fuku
Tell me more about Inari one.
>>568284856I'm one of them so it's okay. She is still basic tho
7 and uhhh cocks
>>5682848397 and I pee before going to bed, otherwise fuck it
>>568284957start suckin
>>568284996retard
>>568284957what the fuck man
>>568284948
>>568284957post?
>>568284736>pandoraOnly if you're a fag
all 3 of them would make horrible wives
>>568284385Palmer isn't a harlot!
>>568284806I will give you my sincere opinion. I think she looks somewhat pretty in the animation style but the game version looks ugly. the other blondes in the game are better looking and have a better personality. I have to cheer for her just because ?
7 and nothing happens because I'm posting King Halo.
>>568285217my wife on the left and middle
Oaks winner, Orfevre daughter Juryoku Pierrot.Unlike at the racecourse, she is pretty chill at the stable.
>>568285187OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON OYAKODON
>>5682852377 and halo becomes your wife irl
>>568285237
>>568285237my kingu
>>568285286can we have a clown uma now
>>568285235if you don't cheer for every single uma you are brown, that's the rule
>>5682853017 and Goodbye Halo will be your cold, absent, career-focused wife.
>>568285286hope we keep getting more mares domination
>>568285474Who is Goodbye Halo?
>>568285235But she's just a normal-looking umamusume. She doesn't have weird hair or weird eyes or weird teeth or weird facial ornamentation, and she has a generic sexy hourglass figure. What is there for you to find ugly?
>>568285349Falcon exists
>come back from memorial day>thread is on fire and absolutely unusable WHAT HAPPENED
>>568285643A new Uma made just for you. And King Halo's mom.
>>568285726Trackblazer, still.
>>568285726I happened
>>568285235"game version" have a bunch of ugly/retarded looking umas compared to other medias>creek>oguri>grassand more! earlier umas just didn't look that good in game
>>568285761I'd never love King Halo's mom.
>>568285726spike in horny
>>568285813The ugliest hands I've ever seen. Even AIslop hands looks better
I'd love King Halo's mom if she'd join my Oyakodon threesome
>>568285915McQueen wouldn't do this...
>>568285915I accept my destiny with Mcqueen
>>568285842I could probably make you like her with a Greentext and some flavor.
THATS ITI WILL RAPE THE NEXT UMA POSTED
do you?
the urge to room is too strong155005291550052915500529
>>568286150ssssssssex
>>568286150I like her but I'd rather fuck Palmer. Also zoomers are annoying
>1 activation out of 24 umasnice game retards
>>568286150I only kind of like Helios. Not a top 20 Uma of mine.
>>568286150I would
>>568284385Yanko owes me sex
There's not a single Umamusume you guys wouldn't have sex with. Stop pretending it's rape.
Let's say my favorite umas are all on the PC and EC stylesRight now PC are shit but EC are usable thanks to CBTIs it a good idea to buy CBT during the 1.5 anni, and pull on tachy considering I want to hyper focus on PC, and then plan ahead the important scenario cards, must haves like Pasa, and then some specialized from each style that I feel is lacking?Or should I hold my resources and focus on PC only after Tachy but play other styles in the meantime?
>>568285654It looks like she has a huge forehead, her face looks flat, and squarish.
>>5682862726/9
Fuji Kiseki should reward her trainer with footjobs
Oh my fucking God I'm so horny for umas, I'm taking the botpill where do I go to RP with the AIs
>>568286665I would like to choose the correct time and place sir
>>568286869Go to the janitors.
>>568286665There are a couple of Uma musume I consider too good for me to fantasize having sex with so you're wrong.
>>568286869ai is inmoral bwo do it with your fellow dacchis bwo
>>568286950Any recs? How do I into proxies
>>568286272thanks, got it out of my systemthat oguri is oddly consistent
>>568286694CBT? If you are gonna focus on pace you definitely want Tachyon speed, she is very strong in the scenario and after that the card is big for em
>>568286929look at those giant tats
>>568287183Thanks for hosting bwo
>>568285217Air Groove would make a great wife
>>568287229You can't do this I'm Mejiro property
>>568286763>>568286272Stop with these lust provoking pics you're asking for it
TEETH TURBO WILL SAVE THE THREAD
>>568287183>purple bringing A+ and S umas YOOOOOSSHIKUYOOOO
>>568287183I can't decide how I want to do my team. 2 Pace Chasers and Oguri? 1 PC, Oguri, Halo? Mayano End?Special Needs?I'm having a really hard time making up my mind, but I highly doubt I'll end up coming up with a horse as gifted in robbery as that Oguri with my deck.
>>568287387Imagine her sharp teeth softly scaring against your penis
>>568287153Proxies, you have to find a free alternative, pay some other site like Nano so they can act as a middle man, or pay an AI site directly. Or just use the free, shitty one already on there.
>>568286665There are at least several Umas I wouldn't fuck
Bros I think I want to fuck this roomba
>>568287463How good is the shitty one for quick fap purposes
>>568286665my trainee likes it when I struggle...
>>568287387please bring back Turbo Tuesday, I need my weekly does of /uma/ races
>>568287576>My Homo Boner
>>568287241anytime>>568287378asking for what?>>568287407the only thing I don't recommend doing is having a late, since you might end up pacing down your oguri at times
>>568287471List them.
>>568287196Mr. CB (Torture)What other cards should I aim to get in that case?
>>568287643Donna's body is so erotic....imagine her pinning you down and forcing you to impregnate her...
>>568287643Asking for sex obviously
>>568287609I think there's a whole /vg/ general for this topic. Maybe ask there.
Rice HERO
>>568287304>dies after giving birth
>>568287643Maybe I'll go back to my initial thought I had of running Vodka and Daiwa Scarlet as pace chasers. That was a fun idea.I feel like it would be extra prone to getting memed on though.And if its soulful, is it even soulful enough? The world may never know.
>>568287768Lucky Pace?
turning dominant umas into clingy messes!
>>568287672Be honest with me /Uma/Would you wear the collar?
>>568287672I say woof, and ask how high
>>568287807Runaway Suzuka with Oguri pace Probably lucky but I’ll take the win especially when this is the shit she’s running with
>>568287669Winning TicketAir ShakurRamonu (she looks like a BITCH)Rhein KraftAir MessiahSmart Falcon (not because I dislike her but because it's funnier to deny her sex)
>>568287976For me it's just the ones that look prepubescent
>>568287440
>>5682879765/6. Ramonu may be a cunt but she is still hot
>>568287976I forgot to add Tachyon tooWould NOT sex
Sirius and Rice Shower should swap personalities to be accurate
>>568287609Probably fine enough.
>>568288047>maskMeh
>>568288087sirius's personality is based on the real horse's pre-getting buck-broken by the frogs
>>568288138i agree theyre sex
>>568287695For ENDs nothing major until Hishiama power, that’s encroaching shadow.Cards that everyone wants? Scenario card for GL, Tachyon is great for that scenario similar to NTR right now, Ramonu wit, and then Pasa speed
>>568287976Disagree on Ramonu and Air Messiah but otherwise I do very much agree.
Of course this happens in a parent run
kingu love and devotion
>>568287762Theres like 2 AI generals which is the correct one
>>568284039nah I'm saving for the better uma
>>568288331/aicg/ but I urge you to reconsider. It's a shit hobby that will consume your life until you realize it's a waste of time.
>>568288446stop posting very sharp uma iamgery
Floppy, saggy umamusume breasts.
>>568288446cute kingu and also little gremlin i guess
finemo turned me into a raisin
>>568288517I believe you i fucking hate AI but sometimes a man just needs to rub one out
I want to join the Mejiro family game night.
>>5682886953some
>>568288716Just use your imagination, or find some self-insert fanfic.
uh oh
>start career in the morning>get to post-debut>close game>few hours later I continue>a couple of turns>close game again>repeat for the rest of the day>already sleepy>still haven't finished even one careerevery fucking dayI hate MANT
>>568288534Nyever.(mob uma and Turbo on the podium, this was surely a race for the ages)
>>568287976GAYyou're GAY
>>568288919And you retards told me they would do nothing against botting
>>568288942NOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST HIGH QUALITY IMAGERY AAAAAAAAA CHEATER CHEATER CHEATEEEEEEEEEEEER
I also thought Ramonu was unattractive until recently.That Anon is right.
>>568289036YesAnd it was botters lmao
>>568288919this is like the 4th time I see this message and still fucking nothingwake me up when I see heads rolling
>>568288919Is this the long awaited botter purge??
>>568288919Wasn't it the same message last time?
>>568288919Can we name and shame them?
>>568288919nothing ever happens
>>568288723what do groups of rich girls do for fun?
>>568288934I have the opposite problem.>Alright I'll get this run ready>Just gonna get the make debut done>I'll just finish the junior year>we'll just get the inheritance event>let's do summer real quick>oh the year is almost over let's get the next shop>alright let's get to the inheritance event>let's just finish up the summer>oh the run is almost over, let's just finish it I guessAnd then I wonder where my hour went.
>>568288919>>568289036>more stringently enforcing the rulesBITCH SO FAR YOU HAVENT DONE ANYTHING PERIODI believe them doing literally anything once the top 10 clubs are COMPLETELY disbanded, and the stolen eden bot git has been DMCAd
stfu mant haters
>>568288919THEY WON'T DO SHIT
Fuku kissing doujins where?
How does Hakuraku collect the room match data?Do I need to install something for it to actually enter the database?
>>568288919https://umamusume.com/news/100068/IT'S REALHACHIMIBROS GET DOWN
>>568288919Good luck trying to ban me, fools.
BROS I USED A SWEEP TOSHO STAMP AND SOMEBODY STARTED KNOCKING ON M
why would you even cheat in the first place
>>568289076propaganda has worked for me for multiple umas>dober>ramonu>rickey>yaenoI'm a weak willed torena who should not be left unsupervised on the tracen grounds.
>>568288919just range ban SEA
>>568289182We play board games like Catan and Werewolf.
I'm still a SS+ virgin...
>>568289526this but Ug1...don't want to use a cripple uma either
>cy GAYMES wants you believe this is a rookie that needs a toreina
>>568289469pls be in London
>>568288919>>568289285>israelBASED CYGAYSTOTAL SWEEPYNIGGER DEATHSWEEPYDEV KNEW AND THAT'S WHY HE RAN AWAY
>>568288919They made the announcement only when youtubers started to talk about it. We're really living times when some sloptubers who don't even play the game have more power than the players. Sometimes the japanese sucks too much
>>568289457>I'm a weak willed torena who should not be left unsupervised on the tracen groundsBoy do I have an Umamusume for you.
>>568289526I haven't even made a horse above S+I shrimply don't have the firepower to crank out such stats
>>568289445‘free’ gems retard
>>568288919>such as account tradingFUCK I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THAT MLB KITASAN ACCOUNT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>568288919yaaaaaawn all bark no bite, set an example already
>>568289457you forgot sirius
Do I need more than 1 Summer Maruzensky card? Apparently it's gonna be top tier, but I was told she was perfectly good at lb0 but I always eat the gaslights so I need to ask
paizuri from mayachi
>>568288919sweepy stocks PLUMMETING
>>568289457You sound like Dream Journey's type.
what the fuck do you mean finemo has restricted training
>>568289796She is usable at LB1
>>568286869You can do some pretty dumb stuffhttps://litter.catbox.moe/qdymuaygad9cp0gd.pngPicrel is using mind control stuff on Kitachan and telling her to keep her personality while slutting out
im gonna keep sweeping anyways>>568288919
>>568289457same>fine motion>ardan>laurel>diaUmarolling will be the death of me
>>568289872Cute Journey!
Are you guys my friends?
>>568288919Bunch of accounts already got nuked if you look at the top 50 clubs
>>568289872>>568290101I need a Dream Journey wife in my life
>>568288919I'll kneel if they purge before fan count tallying but nothing ever happens
>>568289938Then I can push my luck and save myself for Tachyon banner, and I'll get Maru to LB1 with the 1.5 ticket and a crystalIt's gonna be tight but I should do it with a little luck
>>568288919Hachimifags/Hakurakufags, do we uninstall
[-]
>>568290129Sure.What's your favorite card game and color.
>>568290254what are you talking about
>>568288919They are only gonna go after people being egregious about itPeople only doing like 3 runs a day are gonna be fine
>>568290195>>568290195>>568290195bread
>>568290129[-]
>>568290063our oshis will win Finals A in the bottom 20th percentile. You simply have to believe
Let's just use that. There's no double bake this time
>>568290296I'd like to learn more things about my friend.
>>568290315someone else bake
>>568290129I would like to engage in an act of mutual friendship with you.
ew, no thanks
>>568290315No. I don’t think I will
>>568290373I've only won B Finals with two of those Umas.. maybe the GL era will help me break the limit
>>568290394>>568290435I like YGO for the porn
>>568290412I'm sure that bake is a troll exactly to rill you schizos up but can we not
>>568290631Porn of the anime girls or the card girls?
>>568290631Good choice assuming it's about the cards.
>>568290631can you stop avatarfagging
>>568290670The card girls ofcbut I also like that one girl that looks like female Kaiba
>>568290631I've masturbated to the main girl in both 4th and 5th series
>>568290795>>568290795>>568290795Normal bake
>>568290826Thanks, anon.
>>568290826Aaaaand you guys fell for it again
>>568290129No. Fuck you!
>>568290826I hate the fag but I wouldn't use this. You fags are blowing shit out of this and enabling our schizo
>>568290962We are probably the same
>>568290826Seriously, respectfully, and kindly, fuck off with this kind of behavior.I was fine with this thread because it was a normal accidental double bake, yours is just stirring drama.
>>568290826stop being autiststhis is gonna cause more issues than it resolves
>>568290826kys
>>568291064>>568291072I wonder who could be behind the same tactic, the same language and the same behavior... Twice a day...
>>568290962BASED LAISU
>>568290985>>568290913No. the retard needs to realize nobody wants to use his shitty threads and letting him bake (Not only he did it early to force an avatarfag thread) is letting him win and will do it more often >>568290753He even admits to it
>>568291218There's no letting him win. You fags are just creating drama out of nothing.Holy shit
>>568291218cry to the janny about it faggot and he'll tell you it's not one person and you're being a baby
Mejirosume Mejjy Robey
>>568291348Creating threads with the same character over and over and over and over basically admitting to avatarfagging is ok? Have you read the rules?
>>568291426the assumption here is that you know it's the same guy and not just me or even you doing it because surprise surprise we're anonymous
>>568291426We have threads with Rice and created consecutively. I hate that the schizo and the NTRfag actually made everyone into hating a character to even evade a thread of hers.
>>568291539That one doesn't matter because it is different people using Rice. He is specifically making NTR threads to act superior and avatarfags incessantly..The ONLY people defending this behaviour are either his discord buddies or him himselfOther people prefer to not use his threads too. Cry me a river
>>568291218>He even admits to itThat's not even him, that's me baiting retards like you. Posting NTR is the easiest way to get a response and I like that, shrug
>>568291662>He is specifically making NTR threads to [schizo headcanon]
>all the trannoids shitting blood in the basic thread instead of simply posting in the superior onei laff
>>568291752Ah yeah out of hundreds of characters, he ONLY specificslly uses the same exact character to bake... I'm sure he has good intentions!Please lol
>>568291662I too find the Top Road avatar thing highly annoying, but you're kinda going off the deep end here
>>568291713Great job at destroying /uma/
>>568292359>>568291713>>568291512>>568291539>>568291348Look at the fucking thread he made retard.Look at the previous thread he linkedhe is obviously shitting up the order tooTHIS should be the previous threadinstead he links his other NTR thread as a previous oneAnd you faggots dare to say it's not sabotaged?
>>568292510>Implying you didn't sabotage his thread first>Implying you didn't do it again hereHeh you really are retarded and have nothing but malice in you. The double bakes are newfag behavior and enabling it is admitting to be a newfag. Neck yourself
I hope both threads get nuked
>the double bake actually contained 95% of the dramashitters to the first threadbravo
>>568292662Cope V, you are ruining the threads on purpose and people do not want to use themI'm longer on 4chan than you, I can smell the post 2016 from you
everyone is V, again
>>568292884I have been here since 2007 newfag.>VOkay schizo you can stop pretending to be anything but a newfag now that you outted yourself.
>>568292417/uma/ destroyed itself by sucking off the schizo
I'll just come back later when janny decides which thread to stay up. This whole thing is stupid. The NTRfag's not even online these hours since I follow him ingame.
>>568293210Sure you were, election tourist
>>568293374Post hand with timestamp.
>>568293470Post hand with A* timestamp.Here I corrected it for you, ESL kun.
>>568293352there's really no winning>schizo or a schizo wannabe falseflags a shitty NTR thread that's obviously sabotaged then eggs on a counterbake or bakes himself>you use the NTR thread, it's vandalized>you use the counterbake thread, you give the schizo and his buddies ammo, and you are also shitting up the entire board with thread wars.I'd just go to bed.
why are both threads still up man
