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sweepy stonks CRASHED
TOTAL BOTTER DEATH, BRING IT FORTH
>>568291085hakuraku will die for our sins
>>568291005if cygames was capable of doing something they already would have. they put out this message before, they're all talk because they probably have no idea how to catch the bots
fuck man, playing without hachimi fucknig sucks everything is so slow
"global isnt as big as JP" You're right its about 70% of the size which means Global should be treated better than it is currently
In progress:https://jiggie.fun/dXXqekhttps://jiggie.fun/dXXqek
Using this
om nom nom
Wow I never realized how shitty 30fps is
>having to play the game
ikuyoo
Which parents work for the sprint CM?
better non BBB thread
>ntr op gets ignored twice even though it was the first bake both times>muuuh troll bake USE THIS ONE USE THIS ONE THIS NTR THREAD IS BAAAAAD>/uma/ obliges>/uma/ complains the schizos are out of control after obeying the schizosYou guys deserve nothing good
>>568291507Curren...is pure?
i knew it, they were simply waiting for me to start sweepingfucking japs
>>568291623No one sweats like this
>>568291623pure sex
No.
what LB does Light Hello need again? Can I use the rare version like Riko?
>>568291623CWNBP
>>568291283Revenue improved? Last time I checked global was around 30% of JP
>>568291623Haha, noI think we have all seen her umanko
>>568291005Any confirmed bans yet
>>568291767>Can I use the rare version like Riko?No, just get lb0 if you really really really want to save
>>568291838
IM GONNA KEEP SWEEPING AND CYGAMES WON'T DO ANY- AACCKKKK
>>568291893Do you know how many free pulls we're getting? I've heard 100, 70 and 60
>>568291978dog love
it's about time you bratty botters got corrected
>>568291623Yes. Its the trainer who's making her lewd.
aiieee give me 1M already Curren is there now where are her fans
>>568291813>>568291885>this is the specimens this thread's general population decides to obeyAnd you fell in the schizos hands again by entertaining his delusionsI hope every thread beyond this point gets worse
>>568292094Anon.. your Nishino Flower..
>>568291005ummm
>>568292102It's okay V, one day you will accept people do not want to use your threads
It all makes sense, it all fits, the puzzle will soon be complete.
I'm going to keep sweeping and if I get banned I'll be free from this kusoge
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>>568291906Why is looking at me like that
>>568292152record a video, or you're fake and gay
NTRturd successfully flushed
>>568292159STOP NOTICING
>>568292134what's the matter anon
>>568292159Sweepy is too powerful..
sweepy tushy utterly SPANKED by cyjames
>>568292434Why was this design allowed, holy shit my cock
Colts don't have cheating tools named after them. Join team Stallions
>>568292616Enjoy your schizo
>>568292434bloomers UPOOGHHHHHHBBB
>>568292709Has the 3rd season finished
>>568291187granblue is ran by cygames and there have been multiple confirmed rapees
Speed Star seems to never be a good skill anyway.
>>568292947needs smaller tits
>>568292730I knew he was shitting up the OP, making a thread was right
https://beta.uma.moe/shameShame.
>>568292994
>>568293062holy based wtf
>>568293062Based vigilante
Tama is cute and coolNTR is neitherthe choice is obvious.
>like sweepy but hate bottersit's about time she's freed from this mess
How you holding up, bros?
>>568293062SEARCH FOR /uma/ CLUBS MEMBERS PRONTO
fucking umankosucking umammaries
this video sucks ass"NTR is a good substitute for Tachyon" WHATWHATYOU CANT EVEN RACE IN GL
>>568293062lmao
>>568293457try posting that comment over on whatever shitass video you're talking about instead of doing it here
>>568293319Did you just log in or something? We already looked into it and everyone from /uma/Club is there.
>>568293270hanging in there
>>568293557No because im gonna see faggots use it as justification for skipping light hello banner and Itll become infuriating
>>568293319Only Eden niggers are showing up. The highest from /uma/ club is only being monitored as an autistic grinder.
>>568293062>Goy Managerlel
>>568293685It does look kinda sus but not as sus as everyone in eden who are obviously all botters
>>568293679I wonder how many of them will skip it
>>568293685Ok Saya
Why are Kitaposters and Finemoposters so lusted after?
sweepy will lose all association with botting and become playable
A commemorative movie about Yutaka Take is available, it celebrates his Derby feats and includes umas such as Special Week, Admire Vega and Tanino GimletHe will participate this year with Going to Skyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtVk4aeISgk
Mayano Top Gun is one of the greatest characters ever created.
>>568293062>very short high fan trainingsWhat does this mean? Is this beyond botting and they're just farming through direct api calls?
>>568294069based trainer
>>568294168nyesruns can be done in 8-10 minutes on MANT
>>568294158Why?
Sprint G1s are so bullshit, you still can't win with A aptitude and 800 speed. Fuck takonotmustumiya nigger cup and fuck Curren
They can't ban you for botting if you get banned for saying offensive slurs first, get to it!!!
>>568294295>and fuck CurrenDon't mind if I do
>>568294295gladly
Guys he's talking to himself in the other thread it's kinda sad
>>568291623CURREN WHORE
i'm sorry sweep but your purity can never full be restored
>>568294408It is funny how this looks like a normal everyday thread and that one is inorganic like an alien trying to copy what a thread like looks like
When judgment day comes I will laugh at all you sweepyfags begging for forgiveness
>>568294501you can see the replies are almost all 90 seconds between each other it's sad
I cant focus on anything anymore, all I can think about is Teio giving me a blowie
Surely it won't be a 3-day ban only, right?
>split the thread like a bunch of retardsyou guys are dumbasses
>>568294609If i do that, will you do your runs bwo?
This one!
Are your parents natty, /uma/?
>>568294614Fir him? doesn't matter
>>568294609she wouldn't do thatshe is your traineeshe is still underage
>>568294742I mean for the botters
Is uma stan good on fronts?
>>568294609I would fuck Teio so hard
>>568294608lol
(-)(-)
>>568294753all characters are 18+
ningen love
>>568294819nopTHH and gw
Now I'm genuinely convinced the other thread defended NTR are bunch of women or trannies just from the way they type
>>568294925*motorboats*
I don't care about bottersI don't care about thread warsI don't care about schizosI only care about mare manko
>>568294067Sluts. Need their IDs immediately
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568295061
>>568294912now show those that are 1 minute 30 seconds apart and not cherry pick
>>568295024It’s literally a discord lobby. Not even exaggerating
I need Ryan to do this
>>568294925Suzuka could NEVER
( Y )
>>568294168yea basically
>>568295195Why are Germans like this
What was the bot that eden was linking people to? is it safe? I'm super behind on my event points this time around for some reason.
tamalove WON
>>568295251kingu...
>>568294614Lootbar actually costs the company money, so they might go after that, but the botters are a big revenue stream because of all the carats they have to spend on TP and cards. Also, we've seen this announcement multiple times in the past and nothing happened afterward.
>>568295080do you have a lead?
Taiki hugs?
Why do people think Cygames is actually going to take action this time around? They've given these warnings many times already and not a single botter was ever banned.
only the gayer thread will triumph.
>>568295429TORERAPE
>>568295381No
>>568295429
>>568295304Go ahead, it has never been this safe to bot in the history of global
mares? overratedstallions? impregnated
taiki hu-ACK
>>568295754
>>568295754No one hugs like this
>open the other thread>Spechan slander for no reason...yeah that thread is dogshit
>>568295429Next thing you know her dad is gonna let you man the barbeque at the family cookoutAnd her grandma is gonna give you her secret shoofly pie recipe... thats when you KNOW they are plotting something
They're talking about keiba in the other thread so you know they're shit.
>>568295827taiki hugs like that
Do stallions or mares have tighter umankos on average
>>568295859It's like a samefag with 2 devices it looks pathetic
>>568295754quite possibly the greatest way to die
>>568295754I hug like this
None of you are ready for the day a DLSite circle releases an R18 Uma audio work.
>>568295754Do you think Taiki would let you milk her if you said it would help with her training?
>>568295827Brave thing to say when you are within hugging distance trainer.
>>568295857
>>568296006*IMMEDIATELY runs up to her*
sex with stallions?
>>568295894stallions are tighter but mares have more control over their pussy muscles
>>568296078yes
All mares are rapistStallions are bottom core
I think the worse part about these botting faggots is that they're not sharing their god tier parents.
Taiki eroticism?
>>568295374lootbar probably makes cygames more money, there's probably a bunch of people who wouldn't spend the normal carat prices, but are willing to drop on lootbar prices. at the end of the day cygames gets revenue from any lootbar purchases
>>568295843Keibafags in a nutshell. You can recognize each one because they're always butthurt about their horse not being portrayed like an op self-insert.
>>568290795I want Tama sex.
10 children
>>568295132a retard schizo wrote this post
Cease taiki posting
>>568296251Corpos don't think like that.
>>568296359ok V did you get bored already samefagging about keiba?
>>568295374>been using lootbar to clear out the discount packsIf I get banned for this then I'll just treat it as being released from my shackles
BOOBIES
>>568296368
>>568296359>replying this lateGetting bored on that thread huh?
>>568296250god i could go for a taiki hug rn...>>568296325i mean farming families tend to have lots of kids to help with fieldwork so...
>(in)c(r)ease taiki postingsay no more
>>568296510>>568296397holy schizos
>we are gonna spam dumb blonde bitch to counter the dumb blonde bitch spam
>>568295024I think it's just him. The jiggy lobby has been empty for hours. Not even the host has done any work on it, just me when I connected two and a half hours ago, then one hour ago after I got back from Taco Bell. It's probably exactly as I left it. His discord circlejerk has all logged off for the night.
>>568296256It's fair to complain that some horse isn't getting a proper retelling of its story in the game because its main rivals aren't in the game yet, but... ultimately they're just animals that run fast, so who really cares. Like, the real Vodka lived and died without ever learning what a computer is. This problem just cannot matter very much.
Every uma posted in THAT thread now has a worse reputation than Sweepy. And, of course, it's the usual suspects.
Taiki re/v/ugees welcome
>>568295754There's nothing wrong with a Taiki hug
>>568296609>all reddit umasnothing of value was lost
>>568296576That thread came to a halt too when people pointed it's a samefag and he came here
>>568295132i skimmed over now that you mentioned it and it does kinda read that way
schizos won /uma/ is dead gonna move to vma
>>568295754I guess I'm rubbing one out for Taiki
Stop posting ugly umas.
Stop posting fat tits.
>>568296754wrong thread
>>568296754I knew it's you numberfaggots from /vt/
>>568296767Why are flatties so hot
>vtumors>western ones at that
>>568296767I want to fuck Suzuka's tits
>>568296767
>>568292709My fuarking heroes!Oh, and Oguri I guess.
what if i like both fat and flat
>>568296885How does that even work?
Why is she so mad? What'd I do??
I'm convinced how easily influenced or dumb you all are for accepting it's "le samefag". It could have just been 2 or 3 anons taking advantage of a dead and impending dying thread.If people talked about keiba here I'm definitely sure some anons would have a melty how it's keiba talk and it should be in /umaJP/
>>568296890Wedding shakur alt when
>>568297007did you read the event text?
>>568297007Resting gyaru face
>>568296983Its a powerful relationship between a tit monster and a washing board.The mogger and the moggee....
Welcome back keiba refugees
>>568297004I don't know but I'm gonna make it work
>>568297183Thanks former president obama
taiki would share some of her breast meat with suzuka if she could
>>568296325The hugs would be extremely painful
>>568297248NO
>>568297359OI
The issue is not the keiba talk itself but how keibafags pretend every remaining player, regardless of the server, is a hardcore keibafag as well or someone that is autistic about every minutiae of the irl horse. They think they're more like the military or history nerds but they end up sounding more like shounenfags.
>>568297359
>>568297317You're a big guy
Sometimes I feel less retarded watching sloptubers than reading /uma/
>>568297534For uma
I'm back from work can I have a (You)?
>>568297591FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
>>568297Ok I got it for really reals this time591
>>568297591you may not
>>568297359McCoochie...
>>568297591
>>568297537Smooching Chrono Genesis
>>568297447Keiba game btw, some of the most active threads are race days
>>568297723You can also see her McAnus
>>568297447>keibafags pretend every remaining player, regardless of the server, is a hardcore keibafagNever happened>minutiae So mad you can't type right?
>>568297359LICK LICK LICKSLURP SLURP SLURP
Lol they're all here now, go back
I love you
To you, it was the end of a precious community when your horsegirl general transformed into a second Street Fighter general. But to him, it was Tuesday
>>568297970No
i love me too
Not to start any shitstirring. I took a peek at the other thread because you fags kept bringing it up.If said "samefags" was able to ignore the obvious schizo to the point that he decided to stop posting there and stayed here instead, then, we can also do the same, right?
*filters you*
I'll confess I'm a /uma/ club member and I bot fanruns when I can't be fucked to play the gameand even then I'm not even close to the "legitimate" top earners we have
>>568298101Too late. You're stuck with him forever, and you have no one to blame but yourselves
Schizos out on Memorial Day sad
We should've skipped MANT
>>568298268but we are playing optimized MANT
>>568298228Oh nyoooo, not the retards that willingly signed up to be zogbots and got rightfully btfo by thirdies with outdated weapons
>>568298201seethe harder ntrfagyou are the problem
room matches doko
>>568298460too busy playing league
>>568298409I do this
>>568298375They weren't outdated, they were literally made badly to sell more, so they were pretty much sent to die so the manufacturer could keep their govt contract
>>568298460I don't have my 3rd ace yet
>>568298652WHOA MAMA
>>568298662me either but I'm still trying out what I've got
Suzuka with some well done implants would be pretty hot
>>568298101/Uma/ made their bed with the schizo bedbugs when they didnt ignore him for 2 months and actively feeding him. Now that V has reduced his posting frequency by 80% you still have to deal with the fallout of having a schizo You all deserve it. You do not get to have your fun and then "teehee lets ignore the schizo now" when its convenient like women dodging accountability
>>568298740Ok ntrfag
>he's talking to himself againLet me out!
>>568298795Ok schizo
>>568298796Guess he got bored talking to himself about keiba in the other thread
Passionate but illicit (makes it better) sex with my trainee
https://github.com/SweepTosher/umamusume-sweepy/commit/5b820ce92895bf280a6e3566e8e97be1383faf5bso what was he thinking when he released it.
>>568298981>so what was he thinkingfree sex
>>568298460TOMMOROW (most likely)Be ready...
>>568298981CRASHING THIS UMA PLAN
>>568299090lewd
>>568298924cutei love seeing both uma and musume together
Enough talk about keiba and botting. Can we talk about how Vivlos vtuber has been on hrt and is actually looking pretty cute recently?
Nice Nature
>>568298981we're entering that part of the movie?
>vf is hereThis is the worst thread ever
>>568299241
>order a cute charm with admire vega’s hair >it gets seized and have to wait weeks for a permit in order to get it shipped to me>by then it will be too late>will be sent back to proxy and get stored for obscene prices within the week>forced to fill out paperwork to get it destroyed Man I’m sad now
>>568298981what did he mean by this
Sexxing Ticket feet in my mouth
CY GAMYES WON'T DO SHITi repeatCY GAMYES WON'T DO SHITalso croix won't the dahby
>>568299313what country
>>568299152very
>>568299349I mean they literally can't do anything. They can only ban the accounts Eden has been buying to boost their clubs. They're not dumb enough to bot on their mains and the ones that were dumb enough got removed by Eden themselves.The only thing this banwave will hurt are the casual botters that couldn't be assed to play mant.
So it's safe to say this club is full of botters? This confirms it.
>>568299449Taishin pubes?!
>>568299436The United States of America I did not expect to require a damn usda permit for foreign horse hair but guess I can’t have cool horse memorabilia
>>568299501always been
LOVECEN WILL WIN THE DAHBYBOTTERS WILL GET BANNEDTRUST THE UMAPLAN
>>568299501All we needed was confirmation but it was public knowledge forever if you did basic math or used chrono
>>568299449UWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568299631when's dahby, this sunday?
>>568299557Is this retard actually girlfriend material
>TicketThe other thread won.
is it true bear shit got injured and can't enter the dahby or was that a dream?
>>568299682Always has been
>ticketthis thread WINS
>>568299631DAAAAHHHHBBBYYYYYY
>>568299752Unfortunately yesBereshit won't be able to run in the Derby
U=ma, Soft Step or Preferred Position as a second recovery for CM15 xog? Game didn't give me Corner Recovery.
Hype is over.
>>568299892play a soulful uma and then I will give you advice
>>568299682She's one of the best girls.
>>568299948the keiba talk killed the game
how is this not a full metal jacket meme?gun_fellatio_(shingeki_no_kyojin) is totally wrong
>>568299682no she's korean
Sweeps what you doing...
>>568299815Seeeeeeeex! Ticket sex seeex seeeex!! Sexo
>>568299948how do the jp steam numbers look?
The Cinderella gray anime was not that good.
>>568299682I believe there is no romance at all in her career or stories, cute and fun nonetheless
>>568299495half of Edens active members have botted in the pastI would hope they nuke everyone by association, but the game doesn't really broadcast a single persons fangain, so they wouldn't dare ban everyone in a single circleWhat I do know is that without botting, Eden ain't shit and are going to get clowned on across the leaderboard
hey
>>568299682She's so girlfriend material she pretty much rejects any romantic advance you could make on new yearsSo kinda
>>568299892Kill yourself
>>568300194Sup!
>>568299948calling it nowall the mare glazing coming in main story act 2 is gonna be the killing blow
>>568299892Live yourself
>>568299892Your Mr CB wit?
>>568299892I would take prefered position
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQPXYukwUfg
my trainee prefers this position
>>568299948LARGE CONCERT will save us
>>568300320>all the mare glazing coming in main story act 2 is gonna be the killing blowYeah, to my dick
>TT team easily maintains t6 score bouncing between 850-880k>already have mile CM team ready (idk if they'll win but theyll probably get to A finals)>no point in making any future CM aces until throne releasesSo what do I do now, parent runs? I mean all MANT runs can potentially be good parent runs but you know what I mean.
I don't remember the last time I saw an Oguri gaslight
Guys there’s nothing stopping you from plowing Uma musume off campus in cosplay
>>568300571save me spechud......
>>568300609i don't remember the last time i saw a teio ragepost
>>568300609the problem is when we've reached the "xoguri vs fronts vs end sloppers" meta there isn't a lot to gaslight about outside of very specific shitpeople used the "solved" term early-on which made people sperg out but the game ACTUALLY is pretty solved until grand live
>>568300571MARES ARE THE BEST!
>>568297359>mejiro mccoochie is still up>even our tranny janny is contained in the other threadBASED
zendamu that's all.
I just woke up in yuropdid Cyjews banwave Eden to B+ rank?
Guten Morgen /uma/
>>568300609desu whenever I have a gameplay question I just ask /vm/ though shitposting here is much more fun since that place is reddit lite, also better lewds here
just trained the most well put together Vodka that my deck is capable of.I'm running her with somebody in the same position. Will it be Daiwa Scarlet who is soulful but shit or Taiki Shuttle who is soulless but not throwing
>>568300727Source?
>>568300826No one, unless they're too fucking retarded, will be banned. If there are mass bans I will suck every cock itt. But guess what? Nothing. Ever. Happens.
>>568300609>you gotta gutsmaxxx, trust >S aptitude is optional>Light Hello R MLB is okay I have seen plenty alright
Should I grind Pasa or Bourbon parents for fronts?What grandparents should I use? I have a pretty okay kita
>>568300986you need angling+pasaOpera O NY would be a decent gp
>>568300890My Scarlet has literally been the mvp of my miles and sprints.
>>568300965speaking of gutsmax gaslights, I'll let oguri-san give me some advicedoes guts ACTUALLY affect spot struggle or are you guys just bullshitting? I swear it's duel-only and people just assumed it affected spot struggle because of the sound effect
>>568300986Pasa is better, but it's torture because she always gets the fucking Late Surger pinks
>>568300571I can take all those mares
>>568300609He didnt have an oguri image attached to his posts but twice I saw a guy talking about how you NEED 3LB+ on Light Hello for uhhh umm 15-30 initial speed. Hope no one fell for that
>>568300986Pasa and Seiun. VBobo isn't bad as GP, gives you midgame. Other option is Fuji, since her ult gives late game velo, albeit a bit gambley.
>>568301074My deck is sub-poverty tier. I don't know if I would be able to make something much better than this. Maybe just shuffling the statline a little, getting different skills, or highrolling aptitude, that would be the best I could do.
>>568301109>wants to be a front parent but is a pace chaser so if you want to truly parent grind her the runs are bricks>can get 15 different fucking pink optionsThe only good thing about her is how hard she blows up careers so you barely ever need clocks on her
I just slept for ten hours and dreamt about life with an uma the whole time before waking up. it's not good rn bros.
>>568300963>unless they're too fucking retardedthis still describe indoden thoughbeitever, one career in 5 minutes, 100m fans/day, taunting plebbit about it, posting links to the bot in their club description...
>>568300857sieg heil brudi
>>568301210>>568301029Don't fronts only need pasa on sprint/mile? even most mediums it goes off at a shitty spot
>>568301096
>>568301096It does, and dueling, but building your entire kit on 1200 guts is stupid, 600 is fine
>>568301250that's not the only good thing...
Dumb Falcon is so ugly.
>>568299948AHAHAHAHH GET FUCKED RETARDSCUNNYGODS GET THE LAST LAUGHT
>>568301448Are you okay
>>568301380Oh I thought you were talking about CM. If speaking generally then if you have a good seiun sky and Opera O parent then you're set for like 70% of races. Pasa is for shorter distances, yeah, while Kita is for longs.
>>568301282That's not even close to the worst uma dream I've ever had. It was not a happy dream. I got reminded of it while I was looking through my folder recently and I felt terrible again.
>>568301235Well, I see the problem now. I make her run as a front. And you definitely need the mile s.
>>568301448that number is meaningless too because the steam release is fucking useless
>>568301448At this point I can't tell if you're being ironic or not
is it true throne releases during the last medium, or is it the final sprint CM only?
What's up with those fags closing public rooms as soon as I join
>>568301606I heard it was only during the sprint CM
>>568301545This was the only one I've had. but I hope you get happier dreams, anon. (as long as they are not about my wife)
>>568301656Your daily shower bro?
>>568301612that looks so shittywhy does anyone eat fried chicken thats not a korean or JP style, all the others are so much dryer and harder, like STRICTLY inferior
>>568301549Right. Therein lies the dilemma for me. I won't run her as anything but Pace, so do I say fuck it and run that, remake and hunt for Mile S and shit, or submit myself to Taikislop. Tough choice.
jp girls don't shave down there so umas wouldn't either
>>568301662looking for a more informed answer since I'm trying to decide if I need to remake oguri or wait for her
pixrel, it's me.Can you guys give me an Uma wife?
>>568300965>Light Hello R MLB is okayI actually just went to check since I haven't before>SSR Hello skillYeah, you can't compare both. You're better with a 0 LB SSR Hello even
>>568301845Idk desu ask umajp
Sup /uma/, hope you lads have been doing good. The 4-part captcha is still ultra fucking aids so I haven't been here in a bit and stick with my dacchis/vtuber website but hope you guys won the last CM.
>>568301845the timeline is a publically available resource. Throne drops mid medium cm
this is like the worst thread today
guys he's been talking to himself for hours in that other thread now
>>568301893Ideally you want 2LB just like Riko, but w/e you do you. Scenario cards are fucking stupid anyway, fuck cygays
>>568302057
>>568300571Flash will save me!
>>568301606>>568301996>Borrowing throne means you can't borrow NTR anymoreI know throne is super strong but is losing firm course menace actually worth it?I mean I feel like at this point all CM aces have capped spt/power/wit so does an ultra-statstick even mater?
>>568301974Hey bwo, I did in fact win my Taurus star title. Hope you've been doin well
Don't worry V, I'm staying up aswell and I'll be sure to bake a thread again when you inevitably try to do another NTR thread
>>568302085I'll roll the banner anyway so only Shiraoki-sama will tell what I'll end up using
>>568302178probably worth borrowing on the sprint cm (where top speed barely helps anyway), but I wouldnt remake my medium ace for it
>I'm the only person in the room match I just did who didn't bring a front runnerHoly shit is frontslop ever gay.
>>568302243he doesn't love you broyou gotta stop acting like a rejected teenage girl
>>568302350uh oh ntrfag melty because he's not gonna get to bake his thread
>>568302243
>>568302343highly homoerotic projection
>>568302343so you're implying frontslop is not gay? yeahends are the gays here. Literal bottom running style
>>568302085at least from now on all scenario card banners also come with an ultra-meta human rights card so they don't feel as "fuck-you" since you were gonna roll on the ebin meta support card anyway
haven't read star blossom yet are there any pages/panels with bloated umas?
>check the other thread>keiba and animu discussion with a few ragebait posts clearly aimed at ntrfag>the autist literally made a thread in response to a ntr thread, convinced everyone to not engage in said thread, and now is shitting up both threadsThis is why you don't entertain schizos
>>568302343>racing game>Thus I run to the front as it's my goal to win the raceVS>Jerk off for 2 minutes and then pray to god zeus and moses that 5 accels go off at the same timeFront is the most logical racing type and has the most SEX umas
Narita Brian feels like she's secretly in love with (You) but doesn't show it. I don't know why just a gut feeling.
>>568302276
Ahem. We only talk about the games here, like real primary uma fans
i'm so fucking hard in my panties for rudolf rn
>>568302604it's only naturalpeople who wants a comfy thread won't go to the drama thread
>>568302631she NEVER goofs up!
>current thread behaving like any normal /uma/ thread>the schizos bwo!! i told you bwo!!
>ends are the gays here. Literal bottom running style
>>568302506We're not QUITE out of it yet anonthere's one more "fuck you" banner left sadly
>>568302604nobody is falling for your samefagging ntr shitter
>>568302660I don't wear panties
>>568302604It's even funnier when you notice the schizo gets no replies at all
>>568302624I swear a couple weeks everyone told me that too, and I feel it but I replayed her career and was nothing very clear. just some teasing here and there
I need more Super Creek NSFW.
>>568302624care to extrapolate
I love flats so fucking much
>>568302736he's trying REALLY hard to make this the "schizo" thread
>>568302604He goes back here every time he gets ignored in the other thread apparently. I'm lurking the other thread since their topic is fun enough to read, or force that they're samefagging.
>>568302178FCM was only good in cm13 because the final straight was very longyou can do better in future CMs
>>568302736>>568302802>>568302892
>>568302875
>>568302917why pretend youre a bystander?
I love mountains so fucking much
Other POV of that rampaging horse the other day
I reportedly installed the OS on the hdd instead of the ssd...which umamusume is for me?
>>568303015Please replace that Flash image...
>>568303012
>>568302917>He goes back here every time he gets ignored in the other thread apparently. I'm lurking the other thread since their topic is fun enough to read, or force that they're samefagging.I meant he's forcing them as samefagging. Put that last addition on the wrong part of the sentence.
>>568302997Not teio though.
>there's a racoon hanging outside my doorIf I feed it, it's going to keep coming back right?
>>568303193
>>568303194yes, it will bring its friends
>>568303194AlwaysNo matter what, NEVER feed stray animals. You're literally hurting them and yourself more than you're helping
>>568303194yes of course, don't feed the raccoon. The fish flavored rabies vaccine raviolis are only a thing in the southwestern US, you can't ever be sure if those fuckers have rabies or not
>>568303170just like he forces this thread aa the schizo one! curious!
>>568303096yadda
>>568303096
>>568303269>fish flavored rabies vaccine raviolisRaviolis? And they're fish flavoured?
>>568303290
i fed a crow almost every day on my balcony from new years to late april but now it never comesi hope it's not dead
>>568303236stallions don't wear that
>>568301096yes if you want to compete with the megawhales you have to have high guts too since they have the other 3 stats high
>>568303116With what?
Seeing the NTR thread he made to humiliate ntrfag and ntr actually being good and used has made him VERY mad
>>568303096Ouch
>>568303438
>>568303392Its not actual pasta but yea theyre vaccine raviolis that smell like fish, they vaccinate raccoons and other animals like dogs and stray cats, though dogs have a bad habit of eating too many and getting upset stomachs for a couple hours
>>568303438An image where Flash looks more dignified.....
The smart trainer just has to hide in another country to avoid being umapyoid by their trainee
>500 posts vs 200 postslol
Bros I spent half of my Memorial Day holiday fixing sprinklers and stopping leaks and other plumbing projects instead of gaming and drinking. Could you post twintail umas to boost my morale?
>>568303713the 200 posts is a lie because more than half of these is samefagged
>>568303713
>>568303697you just get umapyoi'd by the stray umas there instead
>>568303697that'll get you umapyoid by a gang of mob umas
>>568303438that pose and outfit made even Falco look big... sasuga, flash-san!
>>568303615AIEEEEEEE MARES
I love this gravity clown
>>568303858Cute himba
>>568303760mods should ban whoever is in the other thread for funsies so we can see the deleted posts showing the samefagging
Uma&co's fault btw
>>568304003
>>568303742gotchu bwo
>>568304003The fact the club leader defends Ntrfag by also posting ntr makes it so funnier
If that other thread is full samefagging then I'd rather have a samefag of sane posts than a samefag of complete shitstirring
waaaww nice thread unity geos so much for the UNITY cup eheheh
>>568303615Cute mares!
>>568303858She should have the Orfevre eyes
>>568303968try pressing the button on NTR posts
Do other generals have the autustic schizos that we do?
>>568304432absolutely
>>568304432Gachas attract some of the most retarded invididuals on the planet, yeah. /xivg/ is even worse though
>>568304432yesfunny because we didn't have a real schizo problem until MANT started.
>>568304432of course, this general is pretty chill actually it can be even worse
>>568304432No shit, they're even worse somehow too
on one hand i'd really like to take this. on the other i'm gonna cap speed anyway
>>568304525this is cyjews fault
>>568303792Hishi amasex......
>>568292791Bro it's been weeks already, this was the last episode
>>568304432I want to say other generals have it worse but their thread activity is a lot higher than us so it evens out. Our thread activity isn't that fast so we probably got it worse.
Has anyone actually been banned
>>568304432The ones we have hardly can be called schizos compared to other threads
I'm going to sleep fuck you guys.
>>568304779umasumi bwo
>>568304704we're decent speed though. Not big fish tier but definitely not that slow
>>568304724
Okay which one of you made fun of us>>568303327>>568303631
I'm not even sure who is the schizo /uma/ is talking about and I'm here almost everydayIs it the anti-NTR/Stego fag?
>>568304779
Global is already dying. Banning the brown buhi botters will ensure this game dies before MANT ends, so they won't do it.
>>568304940>any pic of those characters is posted>acts like it's a personal attack, throws a tantrum and tries to point said posters as a specific boogeyman user even though it could be any shitposter in this anonymous forum>goes so far as to hate create a whole thread late just to divert the conversation and then shits both threadsYes
>>568304140Is this confirmed or another /uma/ drama theory
>>568305128idk if he posts ntr but they are discord butt buddies, yes
I want to get raped by a Mongolian horde of umas
>>568304935idk but he's based.
>>568305175Sounds made up
>>568305179that's a lot of rape
>>568305070This schizo is pretty tame honestly
>>568305374Uma&co having a dickord isn't news since they announced it since the 2nd month or something. Many clubs do and they're just hiding it because it makes them look bad.
>>568305493Yeah, until he forgets to drink his choccy milk, then he goes on to post gore and scat
>>568305374Ok then dont believe me. The NTR retard harassing people posting umas by claiming they're avatarfagging on a second device because he was mad he got a vacation for it also sounds made up but he was very obviously doing it a couple days ago. I'm just glad I'm eu timezone so I dodge most of this garbage during the day
>>568305493Correct. Our main problem isn't the schizo but everyone who keeps enabling him out of pure boredom.
>>568305568One Top Road picture is posted, two random anons from the small group who are offended by that post about how offended they are, fourteen random anons talk and talk and talk about how bad the two are (while pretending they are one), etc. etc. etc. in the endless cycle of retardation
>>568304094Thanks for the contribution. I know its an obvious sentiment but I hope I can get her in not too many rolls. I've had to pity the last 2 umas i wanted so I'm a bit paranoid.Guess I'll just go browse booru and pixiv and build up my folder.
>>568305557yeah I don't believe youespecially when he doesn't even post that much anymore since the breaking point of schizo dramage a few weeks back and you self-reporting that you're also not around most of the time he's posting.
reminder that dicklord looks at your screen, mic, webcam and keypresses 24/7
>>568305691Which is why I don't believe the other thread is samefag but rather 2~5 anons properly talking about what topic they currently are on. That's what a functioning thread looks like for small generals.
>>568304432Every general has a resident schizo. It’s the same behaviors funnily
>GOOD RIVAL RACE LAH HERE U GO STATS U LE WANTED>stam>GOOD RIVAL RACE LAH HERE U GO STATS U LE WANTED>stam>GOOD RIVAL RACE LAH HERE U GO STATS U LE WANTED>stam>end up with 700 stam
just like sweep...
>>568306049Daiwa needs that stam for all the sex we'll be having
>>568304641Nice. Thank you for answering
>>568290795What does /uma/'s stance on botting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n622Z9E6UQI
the post mant era will feel like a dream just hold on bros...
> Failed to cap speed like a chumpEh, I think I'll run this anyways
>>568306031Yeah. Certain anons are weirdly resistant to the idea that anonymous posters are actually NOT extremely easy to identify at a glance.
>>568306267D*ck?
Holy shit. I know 3dpd but jesus christ look at those THIGHShttps://x.com/kimimo_purin/status/2054802143924961521
Narita Top Cunny
>>568306337I mean, some of them are. But yeah I do agree that the whole "every post I dont like is made by the same guy" shtick is getting old
>>568306337I believe the ones trying to push that narrative are the actual shit stirrersOr actual retardsAnyhow, undesirables
>>568306350Speed NTRWit Finemo, NatureGuts SR Ayabe, Feetkuno, SR Sirius
>>568306471Then I'm not surprised
>>568306337If I'm going to be honest one or two are probably replying to thenmselves but not because of samefagging attempt but to follow up to their topic. other thread surprisingly is a nice read still didn't want to post there to keep it natural or see how it goes
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>568306724because I uninstalled Hachimi and don't want to play the game on 30fps and slow text speed
>>568306724it's still sweepy's turn to play umamusume
I'm gravitating toward running triple end Cheer Kingu, Taishin, and Tama but that kind of feels retarded because if even one more end closer shows up in a match someone is gonna get disqualified from using Kingu's inheritIf i run Tama i might switch Taishin out and have Oguri run alongside Tama but well obviously Taishin occupies the metafag slot of the teamI don't really wanna toss Cheer Kingu herself off the team if i can at all help it
>>568306724Because I have adhd and i'm very easily distracted.
>We Walk Together>kitasan doesn't hold both of her fists up
>>568306724FUCK OFF IM OUT OF TP
>>568306724I already did my daily career and now I'm just chilling with my /uma/buds
>>568306724Busy putting a list of the umas I'd like to have so I can make a list on the meme calculator that I'll probably ignore because I'm a gambling addict
>>568306954>Lovely Racing Weather >fine doesn't cover her mouth
>>568307120Valentine Bakushin doesn't exist
>>568306724I’m an insomniac.
>>568306724MANT is so ass so i dropped it until GL camePicked up fishing in the meantime (thanks to all those Cafe drawings) and this shit feels more complex than learning to play this gacha
..oh i guess you dont need guts for ug
I like this dude's head-on staredown portraits. It's most of what he does.https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=zukki_%28bijitaru%29
Let's see how many things go wrong this run
>>568307120>MayanoWhy are you pulling a 2 star uma?
This one's dramatic. Good shadows change her expression to one that's almost creepy. Fitting.
>>568308016Looks like older persona cut ins
>>568306724It's 3 am I just woke up dude.
>>568308124That's a pube on her cheek...
Why is everyone asleep suddenly?
>>568308523I woke up 3 hours ago bro and I'm doing a run right now
>>568308523like a third of us is in the other thread and also it's the slowest hours
>>568308523The other thread for some reason has their own ongoing topic. Surprisingly ontopic as well.It's just funny because that thread was probably made to shitstir by the schizo but somehow it managed to drive away the schizo instead.
>>568308523i'm just here to see boobs
>>568308805here you go bro
Genius minds of jp, I come to you in time of need from globab. I urgently need to know whether Inari 1 prefers cock or pussy to know whether I pull for her or not. I will forever be in your debt if you will bless me with your boundless wisdom.
>>568308397>nyooooooooo you can't bring duplicate umas into the CM!!!why the FUCK not CYGAYS????
>>568308841thanks bro
>>568309097Anytime
symboobi kris s haha lol
I was in the other thread wondering why the thread was so slow
*cough cough*H-Howdy...
>>568309381*queues into a 6 front lobby*
>>568309350We're just as dead just had more posters.
>mare estrus duty againwhen do i get a trainee or rights?
>>568309687we dont do that at Tracen
>>568309381>1046 speedbwo>>568309687shouldn't have been born into the Satono family
>>568309002This, I want to run triple Rice soon
To all the other mentally insane retards: Is Medium C doable for parent farming?
>>568309325Symboli Kris Sex
>>568310076No, B on Nishino is already painful enough.
the worst thing about mant is how much it forces you to waste clocks because every single stupid fucking win mattersistg once I'm done with my mile Doto I'm only gonna do one junior year suicide run every single day until the next scenario
>>568310076get medium A you retard
>added a guy last CM>he had the best Seiun in the game for my needs>changed his borrow to flower before CM even started>searching today>find a nishino flower that suits my needs>its himI swear to fucking god if he replaces her with something else before I'm done I will send him angry letters.
poona chan
we warned you about mant bwo
why the fuck is this thread still up you fucking retards splitting threads
>>568310813no u
Well, I have a chance at Plat 3 which would be the furthest I've gotten, apparently. Stego even got another win, too. Maybe I should do a genuine attempt at getting the Platinum Heroes title next time instead of throwing TT Uma and a randomly trained Stego in and praying for the best. Because while that worked for Mile/Sprint it probably won't for medium distance and I'd have no excuse not to train for medium distance too. >>568310861I really do hope Marche has a tiny ahoge under that hat but she could also be like Luck and nodt have one at all.
>>568310813wrong tab
I'm so happy I have finemo trainee now bwos...
>>568310890me as the dog
the lobby sucks give me a trainer office where I can poke my uma and watch her sleep on the couch or something
HAHAHA more like Marvelous SunDAE hahaha !!!
>>568310890blur the dogit might look funny
I have been getting guts sparks more often than one time out of five
>>568310968>dark Currenis she still relevant? did my impulse rolls pay off or are you a pure waifufag?
>>568311071need those Sundays on my face right now
>>568307780My 3 wit cards didnt feel like hanging out much and I capped speed way too early. Still probably should just move on to other aces
>>568310142how do i get that?
Are there any umas that are left handed?
>>568311640Suzuka?
>>568311640suzuCAWK
>>568311332Don't really care for Curren but TT wise she's the best I've ever had all this time up until Bakushin released. Cannot tell you if she's actually "good" or not since I suck at this game. That said I did get put up against a fair share of regular/wedding Currens.
>>568311640Suzuka
>>568311332she's one of the best sprint umas for a long ass time
Suzuka is left handed?
Why isn't Gold City part of the Gold Clan?
>>568311640Mejiro Ardan gives it as a skill hint so I'd assume she is as well.
Left handed nursing handjob from Ardan while she pats my head with her other hand...
Are there any umas that are heterosexual?
>>568312527my oshi
>>568312527No, just like how there are no heterosexual /uma/nons.
>>568312527Fuji kiseki and taiki shuttle are the straightest umas
>>568312527No because they all love me.
>>568298981I don't get it?
>>568312734go back
>>568311332For LoH? Fronts are and will always be the meta style. Everyone and their mother is running front Ball Bakushin, Calstone and Valentine MachanBut you could probably get plat 3 with anyone anyway if you put in a little effort
So I can't sweep anymore?
>front niggers will never be punishedguess I'll die
>>568312083wasn't psychotic enough
Cm14 room676211346762113467621134
Yet another onsen ticket.Time to go back to sleep happily.
Rice actually has a bit of an advantage on Niigata 1600 (the first G3 mile in Jr year). On most miles her unique hits during accel phase. She needs mediums or longs to take good advantage of an overtake after already hitting top speed. Niigata tho has super long straights, so long that the final corner ends 100m before late race. Rice's unique hits right on the final straight, giving super reliable speed carryover for this unusual track.
>>568313165Makes sense because her debut win was on Niigata turf 1000m.
>nihehe 3rd/4th coming out of the final corner it is over for you FRONTCHUDS...>...>where is my budding blossom?
why are there two thread?
>>568313321anon... her unique doesn't even work on 1000m stretch...
>>568313394two retards trying to outretard each other
>>568313394one of them has a toproad OP. you should be able to infer the rest.
>>568313379Triple pace could fix Budding Blossom's inconsistency since it requires you to be challenged mid-race
Why is she like this?
>>5683129843 fronts seem to be the sweet spot where they all just zoom and don't kill off each other. Haven't been getting this type of room thanks to a certain someone but yeah maybe 2 fronts 1 other is good. Thanks for joining.
>>568313514sorry I don't frequent /uma/
>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568313623who?
>>568313452If the other retard didn't back link his old dead unused thread I would've used it
What does Taishin need to win this cm? Everyone says she's top tier but I haven't won a single room with her.
I've been not getting vigor for the last 5+ runs
>>568313968nemesis carryover
>>568313636there's a few bad actors that waifu narita top road maliciously. Whenever you see someone post with a toproad picture you should be hesitant to engage with them. Most of /uma/'s oppinions on top road range from neutral to agitated, so any post showcasing her or saying nice things about her should be questioned. Use your best critical eye on them. If you're bait resistant you'll be fine.
>>568312859Is Mayano good with sprint D?
Soon it will be 1 year since i started playing this game, but... where is my uma GF? Where is she? Why do i have to keep feel lonely? They all turn out to be Iesbian. I am losing hope.
>>568314039Yeah Halloween Maya is also a popular pick
>>568314104These posts always make me smirk for some reason
>alr ill build sky for CM>bourbon is 5rb>tazuna is 0rb>bakushin 0lb is 5rbUhm bros..
>>568314282Don't bother getting concYou can cope with bourbon wit as long as you have a 10RB speed card and FM
>>568313517gwo im nyot going triple pace
>>568314104Anon, you should start reading stories, at least on umareader because all of them are for you. Even yuri ones like daisca and vodka. You even have a dedicated orange wife that proposes to you. Billions must be happy. Your oshi loves you and will always stay by your side even if she is a bit bi
>>568314217>Mayano is popular
>>568314354What's going on here
>>568314461Nishino would NEVER say gwo
>>568314502
>>568314497cat maya is. shes super cute.
>>568314567Such a fuckable uma
>>568314596Post a non fuckable uma
The creation of Mayano Top Gun is mankind's single greatest achievement.
>>568314561Homewrecker always wins. And that's a good thing
>>568314359My current deck is fuku-shinko-tazuna-bourbon-tachy-borrowed natty lol
>>568314634
Your feelings for her are not real.
>>5683147357 and you cum
>>568314496Thank you very much!
>>568314567This is literally front daring strike
>>5683147750 and you transfer all your veteran fukus.
>>568314735TRVKE
>>568314282stam suzuka is 5rb :^)
>>568314712These are my decks for Kitachan, S. Maru and Bourbon respectively. I always try to get 60RB. After I played 60RB for a good while I can't look back using 50 RB anymore.
But bwos... I bought my uma account 5 months ago...
One of these days I will work up the effort to install an IRC client in current yearToday is not that day however
>>568314735Nah, id fuku the fuku if you know what I mean. Lucky backshots or so they say
>>568314282power marv + natie borrow is 30 RB by themselvessurely you can get 20rb from the other FOUR slots on your deck?
>>568312720
I only got one UG without the fast learner hat
>>568314282lemme tell you a secret bro. in mant you literally only pick 2 cards that have skills you want from them and the other 4 should be RB stat sticks.
>>568313394Dia would NOT do such a lewd unladylike pose!!!
>>568315032FAT TITS
>>568315032She would be perfect if it wasnt for the accent that makes me consider adjusting my hearing with a screwdriver
Heading to the grocery store bwos, let me know if y'all need anything
I wish Dream Journey loved me as much as she loved Orfevre
>>568315210I need a gf, no, a wife.
>>568315210I need your love
>>568315185>>568315032I love Umericans
>>568315210I'm kind of in the mood for something salty, can you get a salty snack of sorts?
>>568315298>>568315251Dont think I'll be able to find those there but I'll get back to you if I do find it
>>568315190don't shay that des.....
Do we move to the NTR thread?
>>568315361Sea salt ice cream
>>568315190The accent is the best part...
>>568315190She's in that club of umas that are really cute if they keep their mouth shut.
>>568315465That sounds terrible but I'll try it if you buy it.
someone baking?
>>568315548Do haru.
>>568315553This one?
>>568290195>>568290195>>568290195
>>568315750haru is not for doing
>>568315705All that just to be racemogged by luna and attractionmogged by speed. She is as girlfailure as it gets in symboli family
>>568315227She does.
>>568315780Goldship is cute because she's a sperg though.
hmmmmmnyo[-]
>>568315848MOMMY
>>568315816Dude fuck off, wrong thread archive
>>568315886Reading this made me feel more at ease than it should.I'm so cooked.
>>568315870Wtf Ulala best wife
new thread>>568316105>>568316105>>568316105
>>568315780Opera O actually looks cute as fuck here.Normally she's not.
