Norway Chess 1st round editionZestyreza on the 'log again sub-edition>play chesshttps://lichess.org>join our team and tournamentshttps://lichess.org/team/vietnamese-basket-weaving-forumPrevious>>567409007
>necrobumper finally passes out >/chess/ 404’sppppffffftttttt
>>568300654im trans btwnot sure if that matters
Hang all D4 players
fitbros, this seemed interesting so I tried the 2 miles challenge today and did it with 10 seconds to spare. feels good. how many could you do? I think I can do everything except the push-ups.
>>568306250none
>>568300654;)
So sneedy was just faking having a bad foot at the last tourny in order to trick magnus?Pretty slick
Ez dubs for alireza and Wesley today
>previous thread archived before bump limitgrimchess is literally dead
Everyone post your rating so we can mock the patzers among us
>>568300654Are you here 24/7?
>>568334845xe is probably the most dedicated hater on the board
>Nf3-d2-b1
>>568327372I blame tania
>>568327372I blame Tania for not responding to my DMs confessing my love to her.
>>568327372I only open the thread once every other day, there's not much to say and nobody is interested in team battles or the current super tournament with too many jeets. On the bright side, our schizo is only obsessed with ips and bumps instead of scat.
I like Ju Wenjun’s round face
Gukesh is playing the Breyer.
I haven’t played any OTB tournaments in a couple years. I’m playing in tournaments back to back weekends coming up. I will focus on playing the King’s Gambit and getting really sharp positions. If I have any great games will share them with you.
>>568353393I will be awaiting the games! good luck anon
>>568353393based and Godspeed!
>>568353393good luck anon looking forward to seeing the gamessharing this in case you want ithttps://www.1377x.to/torrent/6436553/Long-Live-the-King-s-Gambit-GM-Ian-Nepomniachtchi/
>>568354321Nepo is a failure and I will never review his KG material. I study the source, Greco and Morphy
>>568354589
Gukesh is playing beautifully today. Also, wtf do the chess24 commentators have to dial up the cringe levels to 11?
who the fuck is the long haired patzer that doesn't even know coordinates doing commentary on norwaychess?some celebrity?another e-sports faggot?and of course the other stream has tania, the absolute state of chess commentary
Badness losing again haha lol
>>568345332Scatmixer?
Wincent noooooo
the evalfagging for the fagnus game has been ridiculous
>>568356621>Norway chess showing the 3D board live stream so it's way harder to follow
>>568356621No idea who he is but he’s trash
Guccisissies we’re back
Poo flushed hindoo demons vanquished
Keymar is so based
Why did Magnus trade Queens and fucked up his pawn structure? He had an easy win and he drew
>>568362626He's bad at playing chess unironically
What will Magnus do after chess? Will he get into politics like Kasparov
>>568363152And Fischer before him..
>>568363152I predict he'll be an alcoholic beach bum complaining about how chess isnt the same anymore maaan as erdogmus breaks 2900 and sindarov breaks his records
I think engines mean that there'll never be a dominant guy like Magnus for a decade+ ever again, can you prove me wrong
>>568365138Engines are now so strong that they show anything is playable
>>568362825He’s been working on his dad jokes instead!!!
>>568368489Lmfao what the actual
>>568368489you gotta love the magster
>>568354321I watched this a little bit, but this russian fatso does not trust his own opening, and that makes it hard to keep being interested. I remember he's recommending lines that seek to make perpetual check for a draw, and he's most afraid of the KG accepted.
>>568377930Nepo was your rating for a month when he was 7, he has no idea what a class player needs
>spectate top rated lichess games>lots of IMs and GMs playing Fischer-Random 5-3 blitz>fail to spot basic bitch tactical patterns>literally every game this happensSo they're all just prep-babies huh?
>>568393047Just caught one of these niggas kekhttps://lichess.org/gG2iem5n/white#371+0 but he had 40 seconds on the clock and I saw it
>>568394023well he's not a titled player but he's much better than I.
>>568365138but then I'll look like a retard for hyping every new prodigy the next Magnus
>>568394023you tricked me anon, I was thinking for a minute what am I missing for black
Another confessional from our queen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mj769t9BHI
>>568330751Proudly sub-900 on lichess classical
>>5683307512350 lichess blitz
>>568399904I kind of understand why guys back then told women to smile more. Her laugh is soul nourishing.
>>568400606Really?
>>568410079ya
what do rematchcels feel when they actually get bodied in the rematch too
>>568416939My guess, they feel like a thirdie
>>568416939>accepting a rematch everyou are just asking to get cheated against
>>568424217One of the sadder necrobumps in a thread full of them…
>>568424669>3:50 am EDT (UTC-4) Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, United States • Wednesday 27 May 2026>this nigga is up at 3:30 AM monitoring a dead general he hates so he can seethe at necrobumps within minutes
>>568425559He never sleeps
i should break my leg to win more games
Is Ju Wenjun washed like Ding
>>568443537Like deez nutz
>>568416591Congrats that’s almost as good as mine.
>>568443537No
>>568449936What's yours?
>>568424623I've noticed this too, though sometimes you can farm points off someone on tilt
Anna Rudolph is so annoying and zoomermaxxed while Aryan Tari is what you want out of a commentator. Yet still, both streams keep shaking the women's games instead of one of Magnus' games in one of the few classical tournaments he will be in this year
>>568457487Yeah, I can't stand women commentators (or women in general). No way to watch it. The Indian stream has 2 men but they are too excitable and biased.
>Norway Chess is just interviewing some ESL chess journalist instead of commentating the game I'm seething
>>568458730It's because they went on break, but you would have just heard shrill women talking nonsense if they weren't on break.
I don't care about femoid games. Which Norway Chess stream is for me?
>>568458872None of them probably.
>>568457349samefagger is awake! the spam begins.
>>568459454Yeah, Chess24 has Tania on commentary and keeps showing women games. Norway Chess stream stays more focused on the men's games but have too many retards on the commentary
Stjepan just released a video on his training routine and publicly announced he's grinding for 2100 OTB. Plateau sisters, or response?
>>568468397>orour*
>>568468397good for him. even if he fails, he gets to make youtube content out of it. i'm jelly of him cuz he can afford to work on chess 24/7.
what you think the ball smell is like alisisters? wish i could get a whiff
>>568468397has he admitted he'll never make GM yet?that's the only thing of his I'd like to see
MAGNUS IS DOING IT GUYS. NOW HE IS WINNING.
>>568479747NEVERMIND NOW IT'S A DRAW AGAIN LOL
>>568479747>>568479959And now he lost.
WASHED UP FAGGOT LMAOCHUDMANN WAS RIGHT. These keks are keeping their rating by not playing.
>be shitnus>be this badIshygddt
>>568475814No, but I honestly don't think he even cares about seriously improving anymore. He says he does, but he's clearly content just being the nice fella who makes good opening videos. It pays the bills, being some random no-name improvement sperg doesn't. Can't blame him desu.
nice GOAT you got, chessisters...
Every player decline at some point
Fagnus is an embarrassment to chess
nah you are
Are you following the hardcore training program?
>>568480314Gentiles are understandably terrified of /ourguy/ (((Niemann))).
KWAB
POV you are stupider than me and I am smarter than you and its a proven fact
>>568503776sick e-celeb necrobump right here.
>>568503986U mad?
Stjep bout to bust that teau make my words
>>568503776>stagnate for years>oh i'll just do the same thing that doesn't work but more (((hardcore)))someone tell him about the 10k bulliez without thinking method, that will fix his terrible adult learner intuition and let him break through.
>>568504423He's gonna read the hardest chessbooks that exist like always isnt he
>>568504660He’ll read how to win at chess by Levy Rozman
>>568504660He claims to read so many per year that there's no way he's actually learning from them lol
>>568503986Finasteride could've saved him...>>568504423>>568504660At this point the only thing that can help him is doing LSD/ketamine or finding some other way to boost neuroplasticity.
>>568505084As long as he purchases it legally
>>568400259>classicalat least you play real chess
>>568400606...is the anime girl attempting to "mix" that cat?
>>568503776kudos to him for being famous at this elo without being a bimbo
Oh you thought we were done here?
>>568506354Tixer of cams, of strength unknowable
http://live.shogi.or.jp/oui/kifu/67/oui202605280101.htmlhttps://abema.tv/now-on-air/shogiThe final game of the Oi challenger tournament is being played, between Yoshiharu Habu (sente) and Takumi Ito. The time control is 4 hours per player.The winner will face Sota Fujii in a best of seven match for the Oi title.
Pragg has a positive score against badnus now, badnus was never good
>>568518092The opening was bishop exchange, mutual rapid-advancing silver.
fagnus sisters in shambles, looks like the zoomers surpassed even him now in real chess so it's over for the cucksen gen
>>568534373If he sinks down to the 2790 gigashitters everyones talking about kaspy-topalov games again
the blitz bullshittery with which I'm surviving fuck ugly positions is really hurting my real chess
insane evaluation based tactic in this position btw
GM stjepansisters
pragggnanandanndha is so dysgenic looking I hate seeing this fuck
>blitz wc game footage without commentary>a yt commenter asks who won after one player resigns since it's 2 queens vs a bishop and a queenlmao, there even was an eval bar
>>568554275Its truly disrespectful for him to exist
>>568518092Ito won in 90 moves.The first game of the Oi match will be played 7/4-5.
>>568566291>Its truly disrespectful for jeets to existfyp
>>568504660>reads a thousand extremely difficult soviet books >stagnates at 2000 for yearsvs>never read a book>2800, world chess champion
>>568568470How will zoomer haters ever recover?
What's with all these gentiles not taking the time to consider their moves? I just won a completely drawn endgame with three seconds left because my goy opponent blundered after thinking for a single second while he still had four minutes on the clock.
>tfw when all the niggas you used to play with fixed and theoretically draw-ish games for the past 20 years are not in the tournament.
>>568578806if he jobs to Flukesh (again) today, it's truly over
>>568578806haha nice vernacular zoomer! Just like how an authentic Negro would say it! Wow I love those guys so much and wish I were won. Unfortunately my conservative mom married a white guy YAWN.
>>568580173>won*one*
>>568580173>>568580295bruh
>>568580563haha you did it again. God I love them so much and wish I could be one unfortunately boring white guy with small dick LOL, I will just have to get a bull for my wife when I get married
>>568580173>>568580914pretty un-based of you larpov
>>568580173>>568580914burger moment
I may look like a zoomer, but I'm actually in my 30s
>>568584538I'm in my 30s too and look younger than that lad.
>>568548526what kind of thinking pose is that? it looks like he's facepalming lol
>Norway Chess stream interviewing some retard talking about long distance hiking instead of the chess games
Why do brown people know Englund Gambit theory like 25 moves deep? Who teaches them this shit?
>>568585720Eric Rosenbaum and Levy Steinowitz
>>568585720I don't play it, but aren't most of the lines pretty forcing? If there's only one good move it's not that hard to remember
>>568586103As white, you basically have only 1 correct move for like 12 straight moves, and if you don't memorize the line, black just wins for free. It's so scummy, and only browns play like this, and a big reason of why getting good at this game is cringe.
>>568586908t. 1000 elo
>>568586908Playing 1d4 is also cringe you deserve each other
>>568586908Common englund experience is to play the 12 moves and then blunderOnly the queen sac line is good
>>568586908>willingly goes in the trap line that's the only point of Qe7>protests that they know the lineif they didn't know it, they would not play Qe7 sweetie. Play 3. Nc3 or something
>>568587659Playing e4 if you are under 2500 is the absolute most cringe thing you can do in chess.
>>568587659Thoughts on 1.c4? I've been enjoying it a lot lately. It's solid and also rare enough to get all the Indians out of prep by move 2.
>>568589978>>568589861low test
>>568590338I'm not the same anon who said that about e4. I like it. I played it my entire life before switching to c4.
>you walk into your bedroom>see picrelwhat do?
>>568590795suck his big fat iranian cock
>>568590795ill go second, personally i would smell his junk over his shorts
>>568590338I am gonna get my test tested in a couple weeks. I will report back if I am low test or not.
>>568590795Listen to what he has to say.
>>568590795i would handcuff him to the bed and force him to train me. when his ankle starts getting better and he starts wanting to leave, i'll smash it to pieces again.
>>568591423i would handcuff him from a different reason
Total Chess 100% replaces the FIDE World Championship as the most presitigious and “lineal” world championship btwI don’t love it because I like the longer games and historicity of the classical format, but it’s inevitableWill certainly help that Magnus will be the inaugeral champ to establish the lineality
are these two /ourguys/?
>Qxc4>David: WOW and this is why Gukesh is so strong, I never even considered this, but he bases everything on calculation and sees things nobody else—Oh, the eval bar is dropping>David:…. yeah this was a shit moveRetard
>>568593249>Fraudruzja>PrepdarovFraid not
>>568593249They're brown.
That'd be hilarious if gukesh cant even beat shitnus
>skips Candidates because she thinks she’ll get bombed>nothing happens>now last place at NorwayIs there a bigger KWABOTY than Humpy
Divya sexwife
>>568594263Why does she keep pacing past Firouzja
>>568593249/ourgays/
>>568595727Imagine capping that cringeslop
>>568594539she mirin
>>568595727look at that big bad beautiful iranian hunk just sitting there ready to get his cock sucked by me
/chess/ new favorite book
>>568597132kek what is it with jeets and their slop
>alirezas face when im giving him a well deserved victory blowie
>he switched from baldposting to fagposting
Nice falseflag, Larpov isn't a faggot you're the one spamming this weird alireza stuff. Unless this is the alirezasimp from some time ago
>>568597901>>568598319I think it's just one of catmixer's many personas
More like fagmixer lmao
The only two white guys in the tournament are dead last. You can't make this stuff up. Chess is so gross man.
>>568598319>Unless this is the alirezasimp from some time agoyes, it's me im back. i have no clue what you anons are talking about
>>568598750Stop being a fucking faggot. Nobody else talksa bout explicit sex besides you faggot sodomite bitch.
the worst thing is this annoying faggot is like 600
>>568598539I prefer scatmixer :)
I would never talk about explicit matters with my queen Wenjun.
>>568598985>>568594263
Unfortunately the device in Fraudruzja’s leg contraption doesn’t work so well in time scrambles
based Wesley crusaded Sneedy
>>568600523He definitely went after him like he really did send that DM. Those games felt personal
>>568600029> explicit
>>568600712he took away Wesley's last chance at the Candidates with the farming tournaments so it's always gonna be a grudge match between them
>>568601040>explicitly mentions sex>somehow isn’t explicitGet your IQ checked
>>568601227okay so if a movie says the word sex, it should be tagged as containing explicit sex, you faggot?
>>568601354You lost brainlet
>f5Magnus is so fucking good bros
did yall miss me? praise iran and the ayatollah
>>568602296eventho?
pffftttt Be5 flukesh is a retard I would never have played that such a obviously losnig move
A gukesh blunder -noun - a chess move which destroys the players advantage or equality, in which the response to the blunder is the move obvious move
>>568602717Be4* my bad justr flabbergasted
>>568598596>5 days agohttps://lichess.org/broadcast/gct-super-chess-classic-romania-2026/round-9/084VvjQm#players
Another bullet queen sac, end up here 10 moves later after I win everything. I classicalsissy would've still been thinking about how scared he is while im off to get lunch and already won
WOOOOOOOUR GOAT JUST MOVED FROM LAST TO 4TH PLACE
Gukisirs…
That game is unironically a great example of why Magnus is the GOAT. No other GM in history routinely accepts worse positions out of the opening just to get a game and then totally outplays and crushes world class opponents. He’s so, so good. I’m crying
>>568604321Your world champion is in 5th after losing to the goat
>>568604664>totally outplays and crushes world class opponentsHe beat Gukesh though
>>568603814Udder destruction ;-)
>>568602490if only he was as handsome and good at chess as goyireza....
https://youtube.com/shorts/joHnd2nAPuE?si=7uINi9xjUi-LD8Mh
>>568607090>?si=7uINi9xjUi-LD8Mhspeaking of goyim
By far my biggest pet peeve are stupid ass opponents who get lucky after I blunder and sit there basking in replaying the moves while I’m the only one in analysisYou just know he’s sitting there going wow I’m so good… and look and then I played this heh… awesome… Yeah click analysis one time in your life dumbshit, I dare you
>>568607706Did you watch it it’s really good
>>568607930I did, it was cool yeah. the music is also in a fuentes prestream edit
>>568607814i do this
>>568608498Nah you don’t
>>568608254Can you post the edit? Just thought it was a cool video the music isn’t normally my taste
>>568608254>the music is also in a fuentes prestream editI would call it a zoomer moment but the movie isn't even old enough for that, gen alpha moment I guessAlthough at this point I associate it more with hans than 007 honestly
>>568610165Did you play goldeneye 007 too?
>>568607090This might actually be the most Indian thing I've ever seen. I can just smell the curry through the editing.
>>568607090wtf is this subcontinental brown-coded cringeathon?>>568607930>>568608254jeets x2
>>568611382It was made by this guy (found it on his linktree)
>>568609791>>>/wsg/6160139>>568610165I'm sorry for not consuming normie media
>>568612374Brazilians are spiritually Indians
>>568612602Can you recommend some non-normie media I can consume? That Lego controversy going viral right now is pretty wild
>>568613029No. Just consume whatever interests you.
>>568613029Search "chess" on YouTube and sort by "new" and watch sub-100 view videos
>>568613397I do. Was hoping to broaden my content/information sources. You really wont share anything you like? Someone posted a pic from misery earlier, that’s a good movie. Or is it too normie/popular? What’s your opinion?
>>568614117I don't know what I like. I don't remember. I actually don't consume any media whatsoever. How about this song my friend shared it with me I liked it. I can't share anything that could be cringe that I've liked in the past or might open my preferences to criticismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjUhXbGdLYo
>>568614117I forgot to answer your question. I've never watched misery nor have I ever watched many movies before at all in fact. How about The Mask? That's a pretty good movie.
>>568614576Yes i like the mask, it used to give my grandkids nightmares so i got a mask like the movie and i hid in their closet till they were sleeping then i jumped out and yelled “S-s-s-smokin!” over and over.I was never allowed back.
https://lichess.org/9KI0ZtKO/whiteYou ever sit down to play a nice game of chess while on the wagie clock, get a pajeet who plays the Two Saars who uses all of his clock to play to mate while down a queen?
>>568614335I see this song posted a lot here is it the theme song?
>>568615259Haha. >>568615761This is the theme song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qia0AwBoiIU
>>568616038Sorry, I don’t listen to rap. Kanye is the only exception.
>>568616183That's too bad. Do you like this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO5oX6ElPm4
>>568617128Good one, I first read the title as “Karla with an AK” Now that would be a sight to behold!
AdoIf HitIer if you can hear me please us.
>>568617584Haha that would be funny. How about this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMz4MBm5pd0Folk songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzZ1qmXZBuY
>>568618795What the hell is a mixer? What does /chess/ think of this grandmaster playlist? https://youtu.be/-scpRk2xZcI?si=Es4ODcGdnGWRzPWo
>>568620506>?si=Es4ODcGdnGWRzPWoanon, you're killing me.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncSI0b1CsXI
I sent a thumbnail suggestion to Levy Rozmans editor. My idea is you take an image of the twin towers but replace them with two gigantic rooks, next add an incoming plane where in the cockpit you see a deranged looking Levy and he’s shouting “The RooooOOOOoook!!!”I haven’t heard back yet.
Kinda like this.
Love playing winfags in bullet.>REEE im heck shitting winning let me sit here and think about how-to WIN>you win by timeoutLosechads always win
>play chesshttps://lichess.org/9irnfmGY
>>568625683came back after being inactive for years.... yeah im still a top dog /chess/yall niggas poop stains fr
>>568626505>top dogthe dog days are over buddyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HuYEOO2r1g
>>568626505okay nvm redeemed himself under pressure
https://youtu.be/LJuYeUXH4BESomething I noticed about this video, he's such an engine baby. All he cares about is the number Stockfish gives lol, no personal analysis, no human element, just beholden to the algorithm
>>568625683Kekt
>>568625683the rm for the watchershttps://lichess.org/5DQRyaKyKwEc(white, me now with black)
>>568625683You forgot:>loses to memeteam
>>568627271gm ben lost to memeteam thats epic congrats do we have a clip of it? should be in the op every thread nothing else useful in their anyway
Accurate portrayal of what happened
>>568627590Pastebin in OP but it's only a link to that
>>568628317Can we vote to make this a permanent change?
>>568626846i guess once you get good enough you leave this thread. deuces nigga
>open the file
>>568628960You never truly leave. Like this nigga: >>568626846and even Karla and SC drop by once in a while.
did fatherhood ruin magnus? he's been playing like a low 2700 since the birth of his kid
>>568631907The chess mafia he played arranged draws with are doing other things now
Magnus will be number 2 soon (flushed)
The Indian Era. Just like Obama taking over a decrepit nation, so too will India dominate chess. Ruling the ruins, a once proud thing, reduced to rubble and controlled by the horde. I remember some Indian boy defeating Magnus in an important match recently? I guess the game is already in its twilight.
>>568634305Is it safe to drink liquid death?
>>568634752Thats cow pee
I'm new to chess and the chess world in general, just wondering what is the reason why Magnus is considered the best player alive but has never won world champion? Is it all ruling that keeps him out?
>>568639735I was wondering this too I think it’s racism
>>568639242Yeah I mean that was pretty easy. You can do it from the thumbnail as well.
>>568640802Can you make a harder one?
>>568639735The ruling parties have slowly been overrun by asians and indians, they must confirm magnus isn't that good to keep their legitimacy.
>>568640892Stop asking me questions so much. It's not natural just talk like a regular person and reply in a way that isn't just to garner a bump.
>>568641731You do know understand that asking questions is part of normal conversation? Why so paranoid?
>>568644193Because he does this for post after post after post, especially when the thread is slow at night.
>>568647781Can you give examples?>inb4 you tag every single line question in this thread >inb4 trust me I know it’s the same person>inb4 yes I’m on meds how did you know?
>>568650029I cannot find any good examples right now but it is a pattern one would notice if they used this general over the last couple of months.
>>568651917There’s a pattern of people asking questions on a chess thread? Holy shit Sherlock you’re onto something
>>568652049I thought we could all read here.
>>568651917yeah i know exactly what you mean. thread was dying during the night with 5 hours in between posts only 3 days ago or so… then the last couple of nights there are all the weird samefag bumps that seem like a person not knowing what to say, maybe>is that what you think? >oh yeah? to an earlier post seemingly at random. always fucking creepy when the samefag bot shows up to do his one duty in life.
>>568653072Apparently we can but you’re too stupid to understand my point.
>>568653596>still doesn’t post examples Apparently it happens so often it’s considered a pattern to the other guy, yet no one provides any. What’s up with that? Oh shit that’s a question too…
do you guys think chess would be as popular as it is if we kept all the rules the same but replaced the knight with lets say a catapult? the knight is just so cool its literally the symbol of chess in a lot of casesdefinitely think they lucked out with that onewhat does everyone think?
>>568654725No doubt. My ope know it when that lil niggas hopping around in time trouble
>>568656916Ops *
lmao @ that fraudivya armageddon
>>568654224Your point which is just to claim I said something I didn't and make fun of it. Ookayyy...
Just slayed 2 2200s with ease in my morning blitz sesh, let's fucking goooooo
>>568660706>I cannot find examples>just trust me it happened a lot in the last couple monthsThat’s what I was making fun of you for doofus.
just poo'd
>>568661242could you give more details?
>>568661447a sharp opening culminating in a pawn storm victory
>>568661618I was talking about the consistency and color, but alright. Was it fast or slow and painful?
My sexwife Divya is actually so shit at this game bros. Not only squandering her strong advantage in Classical for a draw but then hanging a Queen in an elementary way in Armageddon with 3 minutes on her clock.
>>568661235I never said you had to trust me. You're the one who entered this whole thing
>>568663037You stated it like a fact and when I asked for examples you couldn’t back it up and said in your opinion it’s been happening for a couple months. So either I’m supposed to trust you or you’re talking out of your ass again.
>>568663396False dichotomy there, you could just not trust me even though I and all relevant parties know what I am saying is true.
>>568665353There’s no false dichotomy you’re just a liar. There’s no pattern of asking unusual questions over the last couple months. Admit you’re a liar and never return.
>>568665353>appeal to authority/insider knowledge >unsupported assertion
>>568662796>hanging a Queen in an elementary way in Armageddonjust checked it out lmao, women chess is such a meme
>>568665995There is a false dichotomy>>568663396>So either I’m supposed to trust you or you’re talking out of your ass again.Can you not comprehend why this is incorrect?>>568666218I am not suggesting that this guy should believe me because of the information I can access which he cannot. I am rejecting his notion that should I not be able to reproduce this information that I am talking out of my ass.
>>568662796Hands off you black animal. She's mine.
>>568667080You’re reframing the issue. I’m not claiming lack of proof means you’re definitely lying. I’m saying that if you make a factual assertion and can’t provide evidence for it, nobody is obligated to treat it as credible.
>>568667080>>568667495This is a chess general, and you guys sound like major fags. Who even cares about fallacies? Have you talked to women before? All they do is commit fallacies.
>>568667495>I’m not claiming lack of proof means you’re definitely lying.>>just trust me it happened a lot in the last couple months>That’s what I was making fun of you for doofus....>So either I’m supposed to trust you or you’re talking out of your ass again....>There’s no false dichotomy you’re just a liar.Yes you literally did, you asked for proof, made clear you did not believe in just trusting me, constructed a dichotomy between trusting me and me lying, and then told me that I am a liar because I had not produced it. I ignore the "definitely" addition to the subject matter.I never said you are obligated to treat what I said as credible. Multiple times I believe I have made it clear I do not expect you to believe me and that I only care about the relevant parties.
>>568668131Fair enough, “lying” was too strong. My actual point was that if someone makes a factual claim but can’t substantiate it, skepticism is more justified than belief. That doesn’t necessarily mean intentional fabrication.
can you retards just settle it with a game and stop jerking each other off
>>568668461He would never post a challenge, he’s afraid of me on and off the board. Hey faggot post a challenge, let’s settle this.
>>568668461maybe chess has finally turned me into a schizo too but I have the sneaking suspicion it's catmixer playing both parts lampshading what he does ITT everynight
>>568668819You think it’s all been one person? You’re pretty stupid aren’t you.
>>568668819I think the other person arguing might be catmixer. Let’s see if he takes his own bait.https://lichess.org/VbT9qTKT
>>568669248after the christmas melty it became undeniable that he samefags to absurd degrees and since then nonsensical inorganic replychains started happening ITT almost daily, at this point I don't put anything past him, in fact there's a decent chance I'm replying to him right nowit's funny that until christmas I thought the people calling catmixer out were obsessed and paranoid but now I've fully joined them
>>568670091The way you obsessively accuse everyone of being Catmixer every thread honestly makes it look like you’re Catmixer trying way too hard to redirect suspicion onto random people.
>>568670205hi catmixer im 1600 can you train me for free pls
>>568670858Hey catmixer I’m catmixer have a catmixer day. You’re really obsessed with yourself aren't you.
based feline combiner living rent free in that mark’s head
Good morning everyone. Hope you’re all doing well today.In brief, let’s try to keep the discussion focused on chess and avoid drifting too much into unrelated topics. Thanks.
>>568670205all I ever hear about is this guy and I’ve never even seen him posting here
uhoh 'mixer meltie
saw this thread on the catalog, what's a catmixer? you're resident schizo?
>>568672180Look. See.>pretends to be from out of thread not knowing anything>posts a question >blatant low quality engagement farmingI didn’t have to dig up any examples because I knew you’d start posting bump-questions soon enough when you woke up catmixer.
what happened last night …
>>568673137I Bond burgered your sister
I’m getting scared Ju Wenjun is gonna lose to Vaishali in the women’s world championship. Never plays ever and hasn’t been impressive at all this tournament.
I've played chess starting from the pandemic and for about 2 years I climb from 600 to 1500 but ever since I'm stuck in the 1700s~. No I haven't done any puzzles and I'm comfortable with this pace.
Front page of a billion dollar business btw.
Fellow dicksucking Hans Sneedman bitchfaggot bros… Our boy is getting rinsed
>>568678485She’ll be on a completely different level in a world championship, the candidates and championship are almost a different game entirely to random top level tournaments. You’re already see that with Sindarov falling off once he no longer has the same kind of prep
>>568679190Watching their shit lurid boards on the broadcast has been terrible. Can’t even make anything out through the dense primary colors and chewtoy pieces
Does anyone else struggle with ladder anxiety when playing online? I know elo is meaningless, but every time I queue up for a game, a weird fight or flight feeling kicks in. Oddly enough, I never get it when I play rated OTB.
>>568654725try out chinese chess for a taste. It already has catapult pieces.
>>568687102No, because I have no mental illnesses
>>568688997I'm NT, I just really care about my rating.
This thread is just a discord janny circlejerk and has ZERO to do with chess.There are at most 4-5 people here including me.
leave then we wont miss you
>>568692603This isnt discord mister janny im free to criticize your pathetic circlejerk
>rest dayfuck this shit
>>568696476Moving pieces is very tiring please understand sir
Does every player prefer playing as white or is there someone who prefers the dark side?
>>568697551Among pros, white is objectively superior so I doubt anyone would say they prefer black. Among noobs, there are probably some
>>568697551i like playing the negro side cuz i can use my chudo-kann defence
White mates in 2
>>568697551Feels better to play White but Black is cool and edgy and I like playing the Sicilian on that end. There's a dynamic here, between the haughty White pieces and the Black pieces at every moment fighting back and questioning the enemy.
>>568696476hans nepo is getting wild too bad the commentator suckshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMxlMyopQkg
>>568697551I prefer Black, actually, because there's less openings to memorize
>>568699337At least he can't switch to women's games or talk about bears like the Norway chess cucks
>>568699139Qa8. Took me a while but the moment it hit my eyes I knew it. ai was trying to keep the queen on the 1st to preserve Kf2 in the case of gxh but eventually realized it is impossible to threaten mate right after Kxh2 in the process. So I went looking for Kxh2 stoppers to try to find how they fare against gxh. In this line, if Kxh2 its Qa8 and if gxh its g3. Fun puzzle. I will admit I gave up on the last (?) one with Kh6.
>>568699935if Kxh2 its Qh8* haha if we could pass a turn like that I wouldve said Qa1
What’s the next big event you personally are looking forward to?
>>568702403death
>play chesshttps://lichess.org/QzBk82ib
>>568703463>play chesshttps://lichess.org/c5Te0wltperhaps my may may scared him away
>>568704067the worst thing about danya's death is that it deprived us of kramnikino I see he still schizoposts on twitter a lot but it's not entertaining like his videos were
>>568703463do you have more custom pics like this? thats really cool
>>568703463you forgot to add pasta and memeteam tho
>>568705870And zoombam! Did we forget anyone?
>>568705230Speaking of kramnik kino, he dropped these two throughout this month. Not going to directly link the pdfs but if you want to you can find it via his twitter.https://nitter.net/VBkramnik/status/2057863603756089578#m
>>568708820
>>568708820TLDR?
i have to go out please keep the thread bumped while im out its a team effort
>>568708820>>568709034All true btw
>>568713235Proof?
>>568714273Danyas confession
>>568708820did anything new happen with his disciplinary thing? i thought fide wanted to take away his titles or something.
>>568715186Dead man tells no tales
>>568717275Turned out daniel was a junkie and everyone forgot
Complete history of the chess world championship.Alekhine is still world championHe granted Fischer an honorary status from the afterlife
>>568699337Looks like Nepo lost some weight
The upness is never been upper!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtpugyzAy3Y
There's a weird dude hosting a new chess club in town at the retro games store tomorrow afternoon. Should I go? He claims to have a Cuban master that doesn't speak English regularly attending.
>>568699337Final score?
>>568720496Nepo is up 1.5-0.5 rn
>>568706680Nobody likes you or cares about you zoomma’am
1300s that watch NBA minimized on they phones while playing on the chess.com app at the same time are posting their “Brilliants”https://www.reddit.com/r/chess/comments/1trbmnr/oh_no_my_queen/
I FUCKING HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT BOARD GAME FUCK FUCK FUCK IM WASTING MY LIFE ON THIS BULLSHIT WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK
https://lichess.org/OWy6bstL3+2
>>568719687sure, why not?
>samefagger back on duty
'mixer has been talking to himself for hours
>>568729746'xer 'n 'ess 'ost
>kneemann stops farming frauds and plays the fat nepster instead>immediately loses his silly fake rating points I should've bet on this result, it was so obvious.
I've decided from now I'll play fischerrandom only and the simple thought that I won't need to bother with openings ever again is so liberating, does anyone else here play it as their main format?
>>568731265Calling it "fischerrandom" is such a tryhard thing to do. You're basically saying that you'd suck Bobby's toes if he'd let you.
nuNepo's play is so fucking boringhe deserved to get knocked out in the world cup
>>568731134>doesn't get invites>organizes matches against whatever super GMs will play him instead >he's le farming frauds!1!!1!!!Hans haters are detached from reality
anyone up for some fischer 960?https://lichess.org/MUlzRvpt3+2
Anyone wanna play some chill regular blitz? I'm bored and can't be arsed to grind online.
>>568729929The crazy part is this post is probably catmixer.
They finally fixed the front page gif.
>>568732681You can literally use the same argument with Claude Bloodgood.
>>568736003>ph*lidor trapNeed I even post the Milhouse picture at this point?
>>568735420https://lichess.org/V2VNUdsVis 5+0 good?
I don't believe stafford players are playing the same game that we are. I'm not sure they're fully human. Something happened about 2 years ago to make the stafford popular on lichess, something rotten, something insidious.I used to seethe at the arrogance to bait me with such cheese, like I'm some cartoon mouse, but these days I simply exhale nasally and play 6. Qe2. They're drawn to it, like moth to flame, singularly motivated by my f pawn. Perplexed by an unnatural queen move, they take about 6 seconds, it's always 6 seconds in 3+2, and then they play 6... Ng4 like an insect flying into my windshield.Maybe I'm training some sort of human-imitation chess neural net. I always wonder what compels them to play one of the more boring gambits after I blunt their advance with 7. Nd1 and crash through with my g pawn. Have they never done this before? Do they just like gambling?Where did they come from? What happens to the chess players they replace? Is anyone else studying this?
>>568728494How did he do it
>>568731134The best part is that Nepo has always been one of the GMs most suspicious of him and threatened along with Magnus and others to pull out of the infamous St Louis tournament when Hans was announced as Rapport’s replacement because he was so confident he was a cheat. Which of course, he was, at least online, and everyone knew it, and seemingly most often against Nepo. So now Hans has been going around on this “revenge tour” trying to prove he’s not just that guy who cheated against the top players online to feel better about himself, and he has the gall to challenge Nepo? Nepo is for sure relishing this
>>568731265Openings are cool and fun
Winning your opponents queen matters at all chuds..............its over
>>568737260Thanks for the games. I'm kinda new to chess. Sorry for blundering so much.
>>568740203If you are then you've improved quickly. I figured you were not too far off my level. A better player on a bad day? Who's to say.
We played the game equally well.Lets split a point and leave.It is equal
>>568738529Eric Rosen happened
>hey me! >hey you! /chess/ is devolving.
>>568741080Thanks fren. We should play again sometime. I started like a couple months ago and I'm around 900 blitz on dotcom. I try to solve as many puzzles as possible, but I still blunder all the time and can't seem to spot basic tactics in shorter games. Hopefully that improves with time.
>>568745015Please, we promise to make better quality posts, just stop being annoying for one night.
>>568748420He went dark for a while even throughout some of the worst SFing so that hasn't *been* the problem, maybe now you're deciding thats your issue but he has stopped before.
>>568749161Are we back to the just trust be bro? I’ve been here as long as you and he doesn’t stop, even when the thread isn’t slow.
Don’t give him (You)s and if you can’t help yourself reply to him>still not posting in your /tg/ thread lmao
Do >>568753695 think he wants to be the king of /chess/?
>>5687533565/24/26. Huge amount of samefagging and he said absolutely nothing. Time zones might be different but I refer to >>568070843 and on. Even throughout the rest of the thread.
>>568755128So your point is he’s not around that much because he took one Sunday off? And even during that period there’s some posts that are in the same vein and probably him. Do better.
>>568755128>stop for one night That was not meant literally btw retard, I want him to stop permanently.
>>568756194>>568756475Two days off. My point is that his spam is not contingent on larpov's posts and I feel this shows I am right. Maybe you just said that in frustration. But, too I would like to say that I'm pretty sure that's not the only time larpov has taken a break, that is just the most recent one to show it has happened.
>>568756802I don’t think it’s “taking a break” I think he just blends in better and eventually his impulses grow strong enough to make his style of troll post. The only way you could know he was actually “taking a break” is if you were him or could accurately identify IPs.
>>568757926I see the divide here. You are just annoyed at him being here and posting his crap. You do not wish to make the case that the samefagging is a reaction to larpov's posts.
>>568758138I don’t think samefagging is that big of an issue.
>>568758396Whatever. In any case my assessment is correct, no?
>>568758481I’m not actually annoyed. Just wanted to have a conversation.You’re free to post how much you feel the thread sucks while simultaneously contributing to the suck. Have you heard the song?https://youtu.be/NPIJ2RudhkY?si=3vryXhdMbUuvJutp
>>568759241I don't know how to feel about this. You have vastly different typing styles I guess. Unless you just found that music from this thread and decided for some reason to save it. I do however believe you are who I believe you to be. Especially considering the way you drag out discussions and pull us away from the point. Talking past me almost. Unless you've changed people in the middle of this.
>>568759790?
>>568759790I don’t know who you think I am, but you’re mistaken. All I care about is the longevity of /Chess/ and keeping the discussion focused on chess itself.
https://youtu.be/3XUGz4yBwNs?si=pqLUtFEVXqzJkQTMNew Sara kino
>>568760729>?si=pqLUtFEVXqzJkQTMa pizza is on its way to your house right now
>>568760271I believe you, sir, are Catmixer. Player of strength approximately 2300. Alleged cheater. Sneaker-in of tournaments. Commander of the accounts TooLazyToTry, omegatom, reximtac, catmaxer, and no doubt many more. General scapegoat. Target of the infamous "abortionist." Pioneer of the "Catmixer Sicilian" with Nc3 and Nge2. Ruiner of Christmas and Christmas Samefag. Enemy of SeriousChest. Millennial of age 30. Glazer of Niemann. Simp of Divya. The man of the snowy surroundings. Lover of Pinkamena. Hater of Tania Sachdev. Enjoyer of tournaments. German of the Mid-West. Puppetteer behind the persona "Punxsutawney Phil." Simp of Karla. Poster of Cats. Enemy of Zoombam. 'Mixer. 'Xer. The final enemy of /chess/ between us and Greatness.
Black to play. Not difficult but I got it in a blitz game.
Tarrasch defense by transposition against the Catalan.
>>568760992You’ve attached a whole mythology to a stranger based on a writing style and some assumptions. I have no interest in playing identity games. I’m here because I like /chess/ and want to see it discussed instead of the constant nonsense of: you’re larpov, you’re catmixer, this thread sucks
>>568761324Knight takes pawn?
>>568762684yep because it's attacking the queen, black's queen is defended, and if all exchanges happen the rook on a1 hangs at the end.
>>568762096Why don't we analyze a game then?https://lichess.org/8HGppwko10+0
reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac reximtac
>>568764509There was a move 10... Nxe4 that I believe would have kept you the pawn. Also 13... c5 gave me a very juicy d5 square which caused much of the later problems. Ng4 then Bb7 would probably have been okay.
>>568764962you're probably right but i was too busy spamming reximtac like a retard kek. post a challenge so we can play anudda my brudda.
>>568765357https://lichess.org/VpK4E4uW
Have you guys noticed that on lichess it keeps changing the annotations after you run a game analysis?Run an analysis on a game, it gives some moves as mistakes, blunders, etc. If you go to those moves and let the engine run, it changes them if the eval changes enough with more depth.
>>568765449https://lichess.org/8MRURSJJ9kKt game 2 because i saw speccies, white now with black
>>568765449QG game was fun gg saar
>>568765449what's your rating btw? you're much more precise than people in my elo bracket
>>568768115yes. I thought there might be some try at saving the knight with 22... Ne7 23. Nfd2 then 23 ... b3 trying to move the queen somewhere you can take d2 with tempo. But I don't think it's working because nxb3 and it'll just return to d2.>>568768521I haven't played rapid in a while but I am 1800 liblitz.
>>568731265Yep me too, I only play normal chess as practice for FISCHERANDOM960XXXTREME, unironically, openingplebs seethe
>>568769310you're spot on actually, i just checked with the engine. would be a nice attempt though.>I haven't played rapid in a while but I am 1800 liblitzmuch stronger than me, ggs. we shall run it back again soon m'lord.
>>568771083>you're spot on actually, i just checked with the engine. would be a nice attempt though.Validating. We shall, fellow scholar of the great game.
I’m glad chess is being discussed again. The last challenge posted was very high quality and made for some interesting analysis.
Play thememeteam 5+0 https://lichess.org/rOMwL9Az
>>568772840I got rolled
>>568772840Good game anon, I missed nxe5 and ng4 and it felt very awkward to try and covert afterwards.
>>568772840Wait vocaranon is 2200 blitz? You're almost the best player here.
>playing a chess illiterate literal african>smooth sailing strong advantage early, obvious he has no idea what he’s doing>snap into a winning endgame, he gorilla chucks all his pieces at me willing to trade everything, not understanding anything>advantage reaches -5>*trump card activated*>completely outplays me and wins easy>go to his inbox>I’m already blocked>licheats
FUCK im gonna I /\/\ P R 0 \/ [三 tomorrow and for the rest of the summer so hardthis summer is going to be FAVSTIAN as FVCK
>the zoomers turned the chat bot back on
>>568777910I just didn't want to double post so I waited for someone else firstFUCCCKK im going to rape everyone ITG by the end of this year
>>568772840Both shitters
EZ dub for Wesley today, just two slurps to secure the victory because winning without winning is the best
What rating is considered ‘good’ for a lichess blitz rating?
>>568731604>Did you just deadname chess960 you fucking chud?OMG I can't even right now this is so problematicMan some people here get triggered by anything
>>568784234he may well have preferred a more neutral name for the variant; freestyle chess is catchier too
Ave Maria
>>5687838852000 I'd say.
>>5687868932400 is when you leave shitter range. If you've been playing seriously for more than 4 years before this point you might as well just quit.
>>568774193Hi Ben
How do I get to 2400?
Probably like, 50 or maybe even 100 lichess puzzles solved correctly in a row. Also maybe throw some mate in 2 and mate in 3 ones in there as well.
>>568787373If you're 2400 litrash yeah. Real aryan soldiers play on dotcom.
>>568789105Is it that much better?
>>568788461Memorize every line of the Ruy, Najdorf, and Grünfeld. After you're done, read all the strategic books Stjepan Tomic recommends and study positional play like your life depends on it. Last but not least, never do tactics. They hurt your chess.
>>568789426Is grunfeld that good?
>>568789105>>5687892932400 lichess is unironically stronger than 2400.scam
>>568784234The predetermined classical sissy fears the FISCHERANDOM KING
>>568784503I do like the name Freestyle chess, I think King Bobby would have approved of that name, it captures the spirit of the format, or maybe Freechess, or Flowchess, or maybe Radical Chess, Radichess, Radchess, Gnarlychess, I like naming things.
>>568794835Swapchess
>>568789426Most important post in the thread
>>568802327He forgot the 10k bullet games thoughbeitever
>>568804735you'd definitely master t*ctics then, whonneeds that
I finallly did it. t. Slowbrain adult improover
is 2300 a high rating on chess.com?
>>568807358Congrats anon. Now come join us in the blitz pool.
>>568807816t. patzer
Chess is really fun, but it is kind of unfortunate that the only way to improve is to forcibly impress upon your brain thousands of tactical patterns
>>568810567I dunno who patzer is, just asking that cause my dad's rating is that on chess.com, I don't play it myself
>>568810869My dad works for Danny Rensch and he said you're lying
>>568810958my dad's been playing for all his life so if you don't believe that I guess it's pretty high, very cool dad
>>568807816>>568810869It's a very strong rating comfortably top 0.1% in the world almost master level, your dad is extremely good at chess
>>568812069he's actually gotten multiple accounts to that level. I think I need to get him to go to some irl tournaments
>>568807816>>568810869>>568812069If this is actually real, then yeah, randomly coming across someone who can beat your dad is about as likely as winning the lottery. 2300 is just stupidly good. I'm 1200 dotcom and easily annihilate everyone who doesn't consider chess a hobby. Put me in a room with other chess players though, and I'm probably the worst there. It's relative, but you get the point.
>>568813479It is real. He's been playing since I can remember. Whenever he has free time he plays chess online. He plays against his neighbor sometimes but that's the only time he does play irl I believe, that neighbor must get fucking annihilated lol. That's why I wanna get him to go to tournaments. I bet he could win at least some local ones.I fucking suck at it though, I struggled against even the damn monkey on that old chess windows game.
>>568813724Are you sure he hasn't played any tournaments before? Picrel is a chessdotcom rating distribution graph from 2023 to put things into perspective just how insane being a 2300 is. That would place him in the top 5k players on the site.>I fucking suck at it thoughYou can improve pretty quickly if you put in even just an hour a day. Ask your dad to teach you the basics and show you how to solve chess puzzles for starters.
>>5688163382300 rapid on dotcom is genuinely impressive. I believe it’s just under 8000 ranking in the world on that site and a level most players will never come close to reaching.I wish I was your dad.
>>568816338Maybe he played in some when he was very young, but definitely not for the past 30 years. Just showed him this graph by the way and he couldn't believe it. Told him to go play some tournaments and he said he'll think about it lol I'm definitely gonna make him go.>>568817938He said that "of course I'm good since I've been playing for so many years" since he's almost 60 now
>>568818263Out of curiosity, what’s your dad’s opening repertoire look like?
>>568818773I'll ask him
