Previous >>568290795>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
Thank you for baking
Urara bloodline should continue.
Cute girls (if they shut the fuck up)Taiki belongs here too
What's the most F2P friendly deck to reach 60RB for this CM? I'm of tje opinion that everyone should try out a 60RB deck atleast once. It's really good to have 2.4k-7k SP.
I'm on sweepy-watcher site and my sus score is below 25I'm a goodboi
>>568316262
>>568316105MAYA SEX!
>>568316374Same except I'm actually botting carefully
>>568316375>>568316262
>>568316375My wife CAN be this fucking HOT and she fucking IS because she is the BEST uma in town, country, continent, planet and universe.
>>568316105DO YOU COPY
would you install neuralink in your brain and submit to Umael, if it let you have vivid hallucinations of you with your umawife like in The Matrix (1999)?
>>568316554i say this
So should I uninstall stuff like hachimi or is it safe to keep it? Japs that used hachimi didn't get banned right?
Three threads in a row where /uma/ chose correctly. Proud of you bwos.
Your uma? Bottom gun
>>568316582Nah fuck off mossad
Hello /uma/. Why do we have 3 breads?
>>568316786This is the cool fast thread for the coolest /uma/ usersThe other NTR thread is gross and stinky and slow
I've seen no evidence of Opera being cute
>>568316578ICED COFFEE
>>568316582Paying 500 bux to some random “surgeon” who dropped out of uni to cut my skull open in a dirty basement so that I can jailbreak it and install opensource secure os from XDA will certainly be an experience.
meisho doughto
>>568316262I unironically think Bakushin is such a baddie even when she talks
sweepy dox site is actually really coolyou can actually tell when anon is sleeping
>>568317085
This thread better be good or I'm going back to the NTR thread
Digitan LOVE
>>568316887Can I be a cool /uma/ user too if I post here?
mayano top hebe
>>568317169no you stinky loser
>>568317169Yeppers
So if I'm training Taiki I need to raise her med or else she's going to be shit right? I can't find any dirt/mile/sprint plans
>>568317085Bakushin is in a “local retard is absurdly fucking hot” situation and DAMN I LOVE RETARDED WOMEN
>>568317087>My name is Kira Yoshikage. I'm 33 years old.
the world cannot handle a fully grown Top Gun
>>568317397based retardfucker
>>568316226true
>>568316515Opera mare is best mare
I'm back from the store, bwos. They didnt have any of my love or wives for sale (the cashier was a vietnamese woman in her late 40s/early 50s if you want to count that).
hot dumb bimbos are nice till you actually have to do something together. Then it becomes hell.
>>568317461Those are some fat saggy milkers...
>>568317305You just do sprint-mile plan with her, it is worse than tiara route but at least you can focus all sparks on mile S
>>568317227>>568317231I'll take that as a yes. I'm now a cool /uma/ user.
>Hear Curren is meta sprint uma>Be drunk>Roll for her some>Realise I've rolled 60 times and might as well roll more>...>End up having to 200 herI feel sick.... I'm sorry Taiki, my horsefu, I can't afford your camping alt anymore. Curren, this devilish succubus, stole me from you. I'm sorry but I'll have to wait for a ticket.....This sucks but at least I have a sprint uma
>>568317558Did they say when they would restock your love? I really wanted it
Am I cool if my oshi is Teio? Don't comment on my BMI.
>>568317559
>>568317630Whoren adds another to her body count
>>568317703Production shortage right now, sorry. It's looking bleak
>>568317559There is a difference between dumb bimbo and autistic retard. With autistic retard you can actually play vidya and sit at home all day and she will be happy
You're the best, teiobro. Many are saying this
>>568317850I will hold out hope
>>568317725Teio is cool but are you ready to get desuwa as well? They are a package deal
I hate Tokai Teio.I seriously fucking hate her.
>>568317861I want an autistic retard wife...
>>568318157Weve lost so many....
>>568317725>Don't comment on my BMI.If you have nothing nice to say...
>>568317969I like this.
>>568317087Whats the side?
having an unpopular oshi is the best because you get her all to yourself
which umas are not monogamous? I want to be shared, but not risk my life...
>my trainee showed up with another man
I may not like your oshi but I will stand for your right to tell the world you love her
the world cannot handle a Summer Top Gun
>>568318365Royce and Royce is a slut
>>568318367Kita and Dia def share
>>568318413Kingu would never
>>568318440baseddigitan would like me and my oshi and that's all that matters
Umasumi bros.
>>568318607gn dia bro
>>568317630
>>568318641
I want to dress up as a stereotypical burglar, sneak into Tracen Academy late in the evening, slide into Rudolf's office unseen while she's doing paperwork, silently close in on her, then quickly pounce and scratch her behind her ears.
>>568318607Goodnight Have a good night sleep
>>568318728I'll distract Air Groove for you gl bro
Narita Brian broke my wrist
>>568318728You succeed(she knew about you the moment you entered the school territory)
Do these shorten/widen vision skills even do anything? I swear I can't tell
>>568318925you got off light
>>568318728I want to do the same but just to get caught intentionally and get raped hard by Air Groove as she's venting all the stress caused by umas like Goldship
>>568318925Did you try to take off her nose thing again?
Do you guys mind if I post my oshi whose mere fictional existence has improved my life and inspired me to be a better person?
>>568319158depends, whats her name?
>>568319084Is it really rape if you want it
>>568319196She doesn't know that, so it's rape
>>568319196*rapes me even if I want to*She is simply THAT good
>>568318997Not really, no. I suppose they were originally for your enemies to get blocked or to prevent being blocked, and maybe to work in tandem with line of sight debuffs, but they're just a waste of SP. They could be useful for TT, though
>>568318997Theoretically have some value for debuffers because you need to see uma you want to debuff, other than that it is only useful for getting points in TT
i like to objectify females
>>568319587My penis
No one wants to fuck Inari One
How do I stop making S+ slop
Which uma would you have sex unprotected
>>56831982660+RB
>>568319673>objectifyNo such thing
>>568319826max 2 stats, get a third one to 1k+ and win 35 races for enough skill points to pimp out your uma with skills.
>>568319856Opera O since she is my wife and we are trying for umakids
>>568317686Grass is so cute and elegant and beautiful and wife material
>>568320115why do the japanese like gratin so much
>>568320012
>>568320216
>>568319856Don't tell anyone.
>good run going after 4 shit ones>no Mile S
>>56831982660rb for sp5 star umasMore wit training for sp and paddingGold skillsGamble highrolls, do something outside of your safe zone 1-2 more times per careerScam hat/luck into FL event
>YEAH im rolling for inari oneno one says this
>>568319826You need to have a lucky and good junior year for starters. If you're unable to orange at least half of your supports before classic, then that is an indicator of a lowrolled run. 55+ RB decks seem to be good enough to be able to create an SS uma.You need to plan properly, get lucky with items, and sacrifice some turns to race or to train depending on your situation.>>568320216Who doesn't?
where are the uma twins(playable)
Give me a (You) or I rape Ardan.
>>568319826go back in time and MLB fine motion
Sirius is the Bejita of umamusume
>>568319856Super CreekI want to make her the mother she deserves to be
>>568320950She's infertile though
Does anyone even reply to him? Curious but I don't want to reenable stubs
>>568320993>infertileNo such thing. You are just not trying hard enough
So this is the moment huhThe moment when a popular game transitions to a "niche game" on it's way to a "dead game"
>come to 4chan>A N N O N Y M O U S imageboarrd>avatarfag, attentionwhore, try to make yourself a mini-celebrity>I will not got to reddit or twitter that was made for this behaviorGenuinely what is the logic? They're chuds so they can't fit in with the culture so they have to find a balance here?
>>568321207How is it a niche or dead? Mostly the tourists left
>A N N O N Y M O U S
Danchou I'm not having fun...
>>568321207we're in the middle of one of the worst scenarios in the game's history and cingrey has been over for a while now. No shit there's less interest
>>568320950This. I want to give her the family she deserves. Can you even imagine how harmonious and wholsome marriage with Creek would be?
>edenbot is based off of sweepysweepyanon must feel like oppenheimer rn
>>568320514I would have, if her alt didnt have a goated skill set, so I will wait for festival tits
BRAVO ANNO NYMOUS
are speed sparks mandatory in GL?
>>568321096
>>568321473not mandatory if you have kita+tach and a solid third option. Maybe on 0% speed growth umas
>>568321096hank hill kind of asseshorrible
spesex
SPECHUD HATE
>>568321651Ugly ass fat fuck.
>>568321651nobody says this
I think guts build Taishin is a memeYou never duel for long enough on the final straight to make a significant difference, wit + power build is better
>>568321096Urara is so tall, and I can almost see it Maya!!!>>568321361It isn't based. It was 1:1 stolen but only changed the name and uploaded to a different github. Everything else is left as is.
morningroom while I prepare breakfast786851967868519678685196
>60k carats>almost 60 tickets>two lb crystalsI'm gonna make it
>>568321614BRIDE GENTIL PLEASE
>>568321773>check outside room>sun already outwtf again
>>568321737but they claim it finishes a MANT run in 5 minutes
Don't be too mean to Spechud...
>>568321651Please don't post AI slop of my cute country bumpkin wife.
>>568321763Pastel goth sky kinda slaps desu
I genuinely hope all of you die from cancer. /uma/ should be banned as a general. Not ever coming back to this shithole.Cya.
>>568322162Bros its overCount Fagula departed
>>568321898Our Sweepydev made a new, and headless Sweepy/Icarus, and that's what Edenbot stole. It's still Sweepy.
>>568322162Forgot my pic.
>>568321357>"Ehy Anon... with all of these kids you might think i wouldn't be able to spoil you anymore... don't be silly, you will always be my favorite to spoil and pamper!">"Now come here, do not cry, this is my thanks to make me such a great mother of many, there's always room for your tired face between those!">"I know you love them so much afterall, here snuggle between them, enjoy as much as you want..."
>>568322162I actually might. Every man in my family seems to have died from cancer.In any case, see you tomorrow.
Are there other generals on /vg/ or 4chan in general that have a character so ugly the entire community refuses to use threads with them in the OP?
>feel like absolute shit>do dailies>TT done>Daily races done>1 career left>decide to take put my frustrations on c*rren whore>end run by breaking her legsmood went up a bit, but it was fleeting and i feel abyssmal again
bwos im in a mahjong match rn but I really gotta take a shit. What do I do
>>568321614Wedding Cafe or everyone fucking dies
>>568322441we use ryan threads every now and then tho
>>568322554eat your own shit
>>568322554log in on your phone and shit while playing what else
>>568322498You're fucked in the head
>>568322554Declare riichi, sprint and hope for the best.
>>568322498>I'll only hate you if you don't get better soonwhat the fuck
They should add random spurt distances to the gameEvery Uma does a wit check and if they fail, they mistime the spurt
>>568322554suck your own dick
>>568322598I'm talking about these threads not the Ryan threads tho>>568271917>>568290195
odds another mant runevens wilds
My whole club is flatlining, and I haven't even started the event yet.
>>568322554Believe on the auto discards and 5s timers while you shitPlease pretend the image is mahjong
host it
Why is Special Week so unlikable?
>>568322717welp
>>568322823Sirius is uglyI wouldn't even touch her with a 10m pole
Reddit found out about the api cheat. Also cheaters are flagged on uma.moe. is it over sweepybros?
>>568322856Nobody says this
>>568322823Sorry, Ill take speed
>>568322673right? never got a Don't Overdo It! with her before until nowthat bottom option is evil>>568322627desu
>>568322554playing a game without a bucked at your side, your own fault
>>568321773starting! incase spoilers
>out of borrowsJust 2.5 more hours..
>>568322932>cheaters flaggedwhere are you seeing this
>>568323304Ogurim cosplay is so simple and yet so hot
>>568323432https://beta.uma.moe/shame?pageSize=200 someone find the vg clubs
>>568323527Around 6 /uma/club members from 100 onwards to 450
OH NO NO NO NO NO nice <20min runs bros
>>568321773scuffed editionthank you thank you
>>568323261I know its AI but.. sweet mama
>>568323527I don't think there are any. Everyone from /uma/club is there cause they're a top 100 club but I haven't found anybody else
>>568323304>Be first and have a good amount of distance from second>Fail to trigger Angling anywayI haven't done rooms /here/ in so long that I forgot how this felt
>>568322554Take a shit and Roman Cancel mid animation
>>568323681Genuinely how does it track run time? Profile career count increases over time?
>>568323793wit is so cosmetic it's unreal, I whiffed my TTL as well
It is hard to read with your eyes closed
Stop doxxing people.
dead threaddead gamedead general
I'm not doxxing people!since they aren't people.
>>568324107If the game is so dead why do we have TWO threads then
soon
Long hair tachy
>>568324268>Realize Sirius
>>568323681>below threshold
>>568324268Who's gonna win?
>>568324268>Reichsadler
>>568323681ohnonono this is bad... not even El Mysterio is flagged
>>568323865Every time club fan count increases a career has been done
>>568324370OUR HERO
Okay but I really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really realy really really really really really really really really really really really really really love Stego.
>>568323681What's this? Botwatch?
>>568324443Ermmmm TT???
umanko urgently required
>>568324529that's me
>>568324268all in on Going to Sky
>>568323865It's displaying 520 careers, 6d 1h active and 3.6 careers/hr which just looks like 520/(6*24+1)=3.58. Wouldn't be surprised if however he estimates active time is just kinda shit though because you can look at his career breakdown and he's only got a small amount of <20m runs which might just be doing URA or aoharu stuff
>>568324268Get the triple crown this year, Lovbased.
>>568324529
>>568324504TT increases your fans by like 1000 at most. They probably look for an increase of 100k+ fans or something + they can track your completed careers
>>568317630She's meta only for sprint, the next sprint CM is in MANT so she will be super hard to build and the next one will be Capricorn rerun
>>568324663>so she will be super hard to buildretard
>>568317470Where to find retard women
>>568324268Sorry Lovcen but this is a race Kitamura Yuichi can't afford to lose
>>568324742pride parades
>>568324742sprint racetracks
>>568324601>-1sorry that was me plapping bourbon, I'm off for another career now dancho
>>568324820women as in female
>>568324806Isn't Bereshit injured?
>>568324820Dimb bimbos territory, aint gonna work. Go to anime expo and look for non-cosplaying bitches.
>>568324663I know anon, but I have meta, long term meta, horses for every other distance so I fell for it. I regret it, oh how I regret it. I should've pulled for my oshi but instead I had to r*d**m her, I know I would've gotten Taiki in the first tenner
Uh Oh
so now that there is the public banlist of shame, will Cyretards ban ANYONE AT ALL? PLEASEEE?
>>568324742the south
>>568322295She's perfect.
>>568325090They wont because these accounts are paying customers. Our only hope of coping with the situation is posting boobs
What makes Derby THE race
>>568325090This is the 2nd "warning" and still just a warning despite Eden outright admitted to doing it. They ain't doing shit
>>568325216anon, you are playing Umamusume: pretty DERBY
gonna play some games
>>568325081The entire Gold clan hates Jordan it seems.
>>568325205They don't need to ban anyone and they probably won't either because bans do nothing when most of the big bots are alts bought for $10.The solution would be DQing clubs who have botters and marking them as unranked for the month. They don't get any gibs and don't get a high leaderboard finish which makes botting way less lucrative
>>568325696The main problem is people making money off of their IP, which we already know what Nintendo does when that happens. Me thinks they will get banned
>>568321361what was he expecting
>>568325696Sounds horrible for the innocent club members. Please cygods do it
>>568325090They might MIGHT ban the most egregious offendersBut the small frys that just bot their 3-4 dailies and leave it at that are almost certainly safe
>>568323886my daring gf tact
>>568325906Curren wouldn't do this
For a fact, the first ever illegal El is still alive and can still be used as a practice partner.
Is there a reason Speed Symboli is in NPC jail?
>>568326064
>>568324268All in on Shonan Gulf
>>568325897Then just give them like a 3 day warning before they get DQ'd from rankingsSurely they won't mind if they want to keep their integrity...
>>568325640Orf likes Jordan though
>>568326064weisex
I started an auto train fan run on my phone because I decided to finish some indie game I started a couple weeks ago. I then unconsciously logged into my uma steam account and turned on Uma, only to see the notification that I logged in elsewhere on my phone, and got confused until I looked at my second monitor. I think I'm a lost cause.
>>568325897the "innocent" members are complicit. if you're carried to S then don't be surprised when your lack of contribution results in no rewards
>>568325081Journey's just a hater
>>568325090When did this happen? Where is it?
Hello friends!!!
>>568326409>he doesn't play the game
>>568326409>>568323527No one has actually been banned yet. There is another in game notice asking people to please pretty please dont do anything against ToS and thats it.
>>568325862what money? Only the account sellers make money not botters too?>>568325897You don't even need to punish the innocent members, it's just the laziest way of doing it. Cygames could deduct the monthly fans of people caught botting and not give the botters any monthly gibs. The innocent members would still get gibs like that
>>568326409Here >>568323527 and check the envelope icon in the lobby.
Why can't you find any /uma/ anons on the shame list? This is bullshit
>>568326472
>>568325871I like the sweepybro but he is such a retardWhy did he even make the bot public in the first place?
>>568326538The Indonesians getting paid as human cattle to farm fans in the Edenstein files
>>568326132868702006>>568321361i feel like a big fucking retard, this is prob cygame's last straw for botting
>>568326528>yetno one is getting banned period.]
>>568326562no reason to bot in a A+ club
>>568326472Hello Tanuki anon hope you have a good day
>>568326562Change the observed days filter to 1 and you can find some non /uma/ club anons
>>568326562Only clubs in the top 100 got scanned for botters and /uma/ can only place one club there
>>568325205merry kris s
>>568326618>>568326791You too!
>>568326562I think it's mostly just the top 100 clubs, you can even find the lowest earner in /Uma/Club and he only has 37M fans this month. But you can't find 100M+ fan anons from other /uma/ clubs
AIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE IM USING A BOUGHT ACCOUNT!!! AM I GETTING BANNNEEEDDD?!?!?
So close into doxxing the smug ass sweepyniggers in the thread... One day they will fall
Green woman cute
facefucking the ntrposter
>>568326810Mirror mirror on the wall, can Mambo ever make it to S at all?
>>568327151mambot guy has been awfully quiet
>>568327085OHNONONONOI still have the gbf account I bought in like 2018 so you're probably safe
>>568323527>>568323681About fucking time
>he boughted?
>>568327151They will be revealed as botters if they do that so they can't. Mambocchi already talked to the /Uma/Club Danchou and said he wouldn't be joining them this month because of the botter doxx website
All of Eden got hit with a blanket warning and now their leader is having a melty and is telling her Eden drones to spam cygames support ticket telling them to fuck off
my club keeps dropping rank...
>the lower class is piping up
I don't know how to install the new sweepy.....
>>568327379autis/uma/ bro...
>>568327290can confirm i was in the video call. though I didn't understand why he had to be naked
bwohttps://github.com/EdenUmaBots
>>568321361>>568325871>>568326686isn't sweep just some chink bot but with some vibecoded shit stapled on
>>568327379Maybe if your danchou spent less time shitting up the threads you wouldn't have dropped 40 ranks this month
Villainous behavior
I don't understand the Cafe fish gif
>>568327728funny fishe
>>568327675onii-chan choose an uma that isn't me, suffer
i have been retaining my semen until the gentildonna wedding alt reveal tomorrow
>>568327809>onii-chanI know who you are.
>>568327535Is this a Sweepyfag falseflag?
>>568327553he found a way to talk to the server directly without a game like 5 months ago. decided to make it public last week, now people are doing sub 10min mant runs.
>>568327809You imposter, Rice calls me onee-sama.
>>568327675I wish rice was an actual villain who gets off on winning and crushing uma dreams
If 7 then nothing happens to sweepers.
Why are Cygays hardasses on botting when it comes to Grubble but not for Uma?
>>568327728My fucking club died because my dumbass danchou named us le fishe and got the entire thread to hate us and call us reddit. Now the thread loves the cringe Cafe fish posts. Fuck you niggers.
>Reddit Cafe
>>568327951that's remzzero. he was exposed for botting so he's mad at eden for kicking him.
>>568328118Be for real now that's not why your club died anon
>>568328118>le raped
>>568328094>4Super bad luck. Sweepers will get genocided.
>>568328249I'm more surprised they did kick him. He's been botting openly for MONTHS
>>568328249>remzzeroWho?
>>568328118Danchou was ahead of his time
>>568328118more like le finished
I haven't done a run for the past 4 days. Really needed those 4 hours for something else.When's MANT ending? Asking for a friend.
>>568328118UMAKWAB
>may31 dahby>favs are a irl vbourbon, potential ines, a late with low wit nav and two derby qualifierswho's your pick?
>>568328442two weeks
>>568328118The threads were just having a goof during the Le Fishe. They weren't during Totopo's kicking
What /uma/ clubs have survived a transition of power from one danchou to another?
>>568328118>dead>rank 200???
>>568328442six months
>>568328478it was going to be bear shit but he's injured so lovecen
>>568328523TamaLove is doing fine after our danchou stepped down and we rebranded from AlmondLove
A little room, perhaps?589840545898405458984054
>>568328478>realize sirius>is not related to sirius at all
>>568328789O
>>568328523Which /uma/ clubs still have their original Danchou?
>>568328789Should I bother opening the game or is the usual suspect sniping every room already?
Thoughts?
>>568328768Danchou didn't just run away with her mambo bf she left a capable guy in charge so it all worked out.
>>568328819Nyooo...>>568328898There's still a slot
>>568328797sirius is from the symboli club, there's no actual sirius line
>>568328925ooc
Kino
FUCK MILE CM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568328172Stop with durandal propaganda and post the superior sprinter
>>568328969>Nyooo...then don't ask next timebringing up drama for no reason like I won't fucking bite I thought you knew me better than that
What's wrong with an anon who joins most rooms? Maybe he enjoys watching his umas run and he's not a shitter so you're testing your umas against an A finals player.
>>568328925Hot
>>568329080does zero effort slop really count as propaganda
>>568328925
>>568328925 I don't know either of these uma so I have no thoughts
>>568328103my theory is that since uma already has autoplay in every server but global and for us it's most likely already programmed, just scheduled to release later, they simply don't care if their servers see people doing 20 runs a day always with the same inputs. and for grub it never had an autoquest option so it's easier to notice when someone left the game running on its own.
>>568329362Do you know these too at least?
>>568329368>it's most likely already programmed, just scheduled to release later,it's been promised for like a year now where is it cmon cygays
http://poal.me/hwu83fhttp://poal.me/hwu83fhttp://poal.me/hwu83f
>>568328789Back at it again with the front rooms, the strongest idol takes itSeems a little slow right now, 1 more?120510591205105912051059>>568329098I don't know what you're talking about anyon...
>>568329481guided career was promised and it's been implemented for a while, they never said anything about auto training bro
>>568329624>he didn't even join/uma/, I hate you.
>>568329728we've had this discussion before and you are still retarded, that's all I'll say
>>568329624I'll join again if the room doesn't fill up
>>568329802You're welcome to, don't think anyone else is coming right now
There is too much slop in this thread.
>>568329878sorry bwo I have 1 (uno) ace currently ready or else I would join lobbies too
>>568329969
>>568329624Thank you for the room
>>568318502Thats my slut, she's exclusively for me I have zero competition
>>568329794guided career (seeing the outcome of multiple choice events) is NOT the same as auto training (having the three goddesses play for you) bwo
>>568328523Mambo
>>568328523autis/uma/ will survive bwo...
>>568330096No, I cum inside Royce and Royce day after day
Gentildonna compressing me after I turn out to be a shitty trainer
>>568329624>triple front podiumThere is always a Falco that believes she belongs in turf, that's so sick, Cygays nerf her already.
What's the difference between G2s and G3s career-wise? (No fans aren't a difference in career, fuck off danchou)
>>568329624Complete front sweep, I'm going back to bringing my Neicha...Thanks for coming, will probably do more later!>>568329972No worries bwo, I'll do more down the line so you can always join when you have a full team>>568330069You're welcome, thanks for joining!
https://files.catbox.moe/751gaq.png
>>568330509ikujinashi
Falcofags will glaze other people a thousand times before they actually try to build her themselves.
i'm tired of fishing for a front/mile pink so fuck it, this will be my front pasa parent
>>568330263Evil
>>568330402Aside from earned points for career goals, and how strong your opponents will be, nothing.
>>568323527This page has some hiccupslooked for myself and I've never done a 10-15 minute career with high fan yield
>>568330403>speed eater>speed eater>speed eater
>>568330596Bwo you're supposed to put skill sparks on your GP
autis/uma/ danchou will fall during the great war against umatism for the title of most autistic club and their crew will never be the same
Where are the gibsWhere are the apolocarats for months of rampant bottingWhere are evo skillsWhere are spark rerollsWhere are QOL that were promised 10 months agoWhere are cygames employees who do anything for global
I burned 5 clocks in junior year. Why can't I just get the career achievement by giving up? Why do I have to sit till end of classic?
>mood down>mood down>mood downIt's junior year...
>>568330649Do they define "high fan yield"? Cause I definitely had 500k+ fan runs die early because I couldn't be bothered to use a clock
>>568330808>another mood down 2 turns laterI'm not sweeping why is this happening to me
>>568330774I highly need spark reroll and super skip
>>568330547TrueBut you love me all the same
>>568331075>>568330975the cutest and sexiest of all seibah!>>568330778sloppy zoomer
>Just build endguri bwogiving up
>>568330867I have never abandoned a career early eitherI think it's just snapshot shit, I doubt they are refreshing everyone's fan count constantly
be gentle okay
>>568331335*chomp*
>>568331335Slut.
Post Uma posts
>>568331194It's not easy, but Arima Kinen is usually the least of your worries. Usually the bigger concern is winning Mile races without Spurt.
>>568331335I HATE CURREN
it should be against the law for support cards to give stat hints twice in a row
>>568330403pwease do some later, gonna use my borrows immediately
Post Tosen Jordan being cute
>>568331297I think their website updates at 5min intervals so there's likely a 5min margin of error. I don't know if they explain the logic of how they are gathering data somewhere.
I'm doing matikanetannhauser's career bros, wish me luck
>>568331716SNIFFFF
>>568331473
Guys I think he's spamming images to end the thread earlier...
>>568331759good luck with senior year japan cup
>>568331631For sure, I'll do a bunch a few hours after reset, probably>>568331759Good luck, her career is pretty neat
lemme guess. this so called "he" is a "chiyoposter", even tho I'm clearly not? retard. go back to sleep and come back on burger/sea hours
>>568331759>still can't do her career because I haven't unlocked her 3* outfit yetI suffer
>>568331915Chiyono O rejecting me after learning about the twisted personality I hide under my outer veneer of friendliness
>>568332080top 3, if not THE best uma fan artist
>>568332027gwo your statues?
>>568332080cute doggy
I hope all botters get a pleasant permanent ban
>>568331845Teiobwos really were the sovl of /uma/
>>568332052TOMAKOMAI MILK
Why can't Agnes "doesn't choose her battlefield" Digitan run long races?
>>568332210lol lmao rofl nothing ever happens
where are the 200 clocksim down to 90 help
>>568332343How? I have 1,577
>>568332173>wasting statues and having the cost increase later down the line when I want to upgrade her to a 5*Hmm nyo
>>568332292
>>568332369flatliner detected
>>568332343I'm on 25..
>>568332343I have 1201 so I can't relate, sorry.
>>568332343I'm down to 100 this week
how the fuck do you guys play without 60 fps? this is unplayable holy shit. the text/animation lasts fucking forever
Anyone else like blowing all their items on the final turn?
>>568332535girls just do this kind of thing with their friends btw
>>568332393>>568332412disgusting zoomie
>>568332581God I wish I were a girl...
>>568332560Hachimibwo... it's okay... you can still use hachimi NOT HAHA GET BANNED
You do remember her, right, anon? She was your first
>>568332568flash would have held those items
>>568332568holy brainrot
>>568331538
>>568332568This is the Rare Brick danchou btw
>>568332681I don't think I've done a career since running her in Sagittarius...
>>568332681I'm waiting for GL to be able to train her again. Bakushin has always been my comfort uma, runs with her are incredibly chill, but I can't do that on MANT.
>>568332759NO
>>568332659I made my wife sign a prenup with only condition being that if she ever kisses, humps, has sex or otherwise sexually engages with another woman she is obligated to film it and send it to me
>>568332535My penis goes there
>>568332720Suzuka is the most erotic uma to ever existFuck anyone who says otherwise
>>568332398no? I make 1m-2m fans a day
>>568332759Oh no no no Ricesisters not like this
>>568332681But my first was Urara
Stego cute.
>>568332961
>>568332971>I make 1m-2m fans a dayflatliner detected
>>568332568>DD/PP combo>free fast learner from event>no mile S>no fcm*coughs blood*Another run down the drain...>>568332695Flash would have no spare items left because he perfectly planned out the run
>>568332680sex
>>568332932Her voice doubles the charm
>>568332681my first career finish and s rank were both ryan though...
>>568333154Oops forgot image
>>568333217...said nobody ever.
Curren bouquet milk...
>[...] and the use of external tools or other unofficial modifications>inb4 banned because of 60fps titties
>>568332681My first was Taiki after I used that selector.
>>568333263
>>568333391>Cheats>Gets banned>WTF CYGAYS???
>>568332535And then Palmer woke up
>>568333487How is 60 fps cheating
>>568333516>all this disgusting sharpeningchrist I hate instauma/umatok faggots so goddamn much>>568333551sexing boys
>>568333391Playing uma dailies is like a 3rd jobMaybe its good if they ban us for having fun.60fps with bigger tits mods is my only source of joy nowadays.
>>568333606cheating means breaking the rules and the use of external tools or other unofficial modifications is against the rulesalso it makes careers go faster
>>568333263Didn't know we got a sonic collab
>>568333643helios applied the sharpening filter herself
>torena refused to fuck Curren
>>568333391if i get banned for using hachimi just for increased fps and hakuraku then that's fine, it means i'm free. i'll miss my club, though.
>>568333702you sound really upset over people playing teh game anti jp schizo tranny turd
>>568333702No, breaking the rules means breaking the rulesCheating means breaking the rules to gain unfair advantage Time difference between 30 and 60 fps is negligible
>>568333702>also it makes careers go fasterit doesn't thougheverbeit
>>568333753Bro would wear boyshorts
>>568333879>Its okay to steal $100 because its not like stealing $1000000
The run is bricked at this point, it's too many stats I need to gain in too little time, but goddamn when you see numbers like that.
>>568334007Bratty Dober posters. Rape correction needed
>>568333879>>568333894It does make careers go faster and it has nothing to do with fps
hahcoolrahcoolbros not LIKE THIS... MUH ANALYSESES...
>>568333826>>568333879>>568333894struck a nerve there did I
>>568334020guts builds are the biggest fucking meme with our scenario/cardsthey never end up good unless you have the better run of your life
>>568334007Unironically it works the other way around, you can start preparing your ass to anal rape in prison if you steal 100$ but steal billions from a gov contract and the worst you get is 1 week of bad PR
>>568332859I've been running nothing but bakshuin
>>568334127SNIFF
>>568334082What do you do in this situation
Oops, I forgot to attach my Oguri face to this post I made >>568334117
>>568334159The thing is I keep getting so fucking close to a god-tier result, if I just had the tiniest bit more luck.
If they ban people for the most minute bullshit such as 60fps, they sure as hell better also ban every single avenue into headless play, which obviously includes all the exploits people use to read server data for parent sharing, CM running etc etc
CHEATERS
hachimibros...hachimmies...
>>568334260You can skip animations with hachimi, the text is faster too. Inspirations literally last a second for example.
I cheated on Dober with a better Mejiro(not shitty mcqueen or ryan)
>>568334406But those two are the only better Mejiro
>>568334406Ardan?
Dober can watch me have sex with Ramonu
>>568334321Something is missing but I can't tell what
>>568334176I realized that exact same thing and laughed while I was typing that.
>>568334402just increasing the fps doesn't affect those thingsmaybe hachimi has those as separate features but i've never bothered to look
>>568334479Ramonu
why is someone reposting all my soundposts
>>568334265That's 99.99999999999999999999% of Guts builds right now>bro just wait I'll get lucky this time you gotta believe it's not just highrolling I gotta get lucky.
Using Dober as a surrogate for Ramonus expired eggs like in a Handmaidens Tale
if no one here gets banned from using hachimi then I will most likely install it, 60 fps looks so nice
>>568334384surely hachimi is safe? I don't think I can go back to 30fps
>>568334605Ramonu the uggo? Oh fuck Americans the haglovers are already awake
this is it this is the run
i finally got a reply on my job application (one of many) and they asked me to come down for an interview on fridaybut i checked glassdoor and apparently this company is pretty ass because they keep milking their employees for OT without OT payplus the location is kinda assdostedtumamusume
why are you reposting mine all the time
>>568334592That's why I said it's not related to fps. If you downloaded hachimi you still have those features even if you're not using them and I don't think Cygames can figure out who is only using 60fps and who is using other features of hachimi to speed up the game
Well well wellI thought we were bot free
>Noooo you can't just repost the file I posted to an anonymous imageboard!!!
>>568334785>they keep milking their employees for OT without OT payMany such cases... That's the risk you sometimes have to take with getting paid these days.>>568334947no one cares for /uma/ club
>>568334275Is cheating in uma this deep? I dont understand a thing you just posted, those discord cheaters will soon taste ban hammers.
>>568334785what job is itif youre a zoomer you can just enforce your work boundaries like a sigma
>>568334947>score 46/100 I dont think it's the time for witch hunts yet. It's even still in beta
>>568334785> they asked me to come down for an interviewThe one time I got that was a fucking job scam. It's 2026, request a zoom or google meeting instead.
>>568334947Read nigger read
>>568334748Ramonu is your wife, anon. Surely you did not forget?
what's the race you hate the most in MANT?for me it's the FUCKING NIIGATA STAKES IN LATE AUGUST JUNIOR YEARFUCK THIS RACE FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT FUCK IT TO DEATH AND SET IT ON FIRE AND FUCK IT AGAIN
>>568335141she looks much better here without the hag anime face filter
>>568334601I want to kiss her, get deunk together and make a kid so fucking much bros
>>568335170Haruten because you can at least skip niigata if you've got a good friendship training and not feel too big of a loss. Haruten is a stam check that requires me to be training a long uma or already have 80% of the stam already that I need for a medium
>>568335141she is unbelievably hot
>>568335170>run front runner as pace>win
>>568335170mehI'm more scared of NHK mileniggata is just not running front if you don't have the stats for it
>>568335170Ive been doing alot of Fuku parent runs, Saudi and Miles championship fucks me up
>>568335361I am not immune to hag hypno. In fact I am quite vulnerable to it
>>568335170NHK Mile by far, Juvenile Fiilies too. I FUCKING HATE VODKA SO MUCH FUCK
>>568335170don't worry witGAWD has you covered
>>568335542I have been falling in love with another hag recently
Someone pass me the chat banned word identifier link again, I need to compose a resignation letter without 2 minutes between messages
>>568335614ALL VF TRANNIES ARE BOTTER SHUT UP CHEATER
>>568335683Mambro no...
>>568335170Any Junior Year G3 you can't just power through with raw stats and have to pray you don't have a randomly bullshit rival. By contrast you can actually prepare for Tenno Sho Spring.
>>568335707VF isnt even in a top 1000 club, they're the most honest trainers, seriru club are discord botters
>>568335683https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/
>>568335683https://arcionek.github.io/UmaFlagger/last time i tried using it, it didn't catch everything though
>>568335683Your *rapes you* Opera?
>>568335542she and Gentildonna are such perfect hags it's almost insane
Gentildonna isn't a damn hag.
>>568335749you're not wrong this once funnily enough>>568335805>>568335806Thanks bwos>>568335820I want to be nice like they've been to me...
>>568335805>>568335806>type in generic n word this n word that>nothing gets caught>ki from "killing" gets caughtokay
>>568335805>>568335806huh
>>568335934>spoilerNYOOOOO DON'T LEAVE
can we timeskip 8 minutes for borrows I want to train falco's guts
>>568335934>spoilerdrama this early?
>>568336012actual slurs don't get filtered for some reason
my headphones started crackling, what do uma
>Leaving just before the end of the monthwhy would anyone do this
>>568336052>dramasomeone quitting the game from burnout isn't drama even if it is someone from mambo
>>568335889gentildonna is not a hag
>>568336031>>568336052MANT blues, is all. I'll shur up so it doesn't actually turn overdramatic.
>>568335626She is also very good
>>568336115leaving on the 1st due to burnout or any other reason isn't dramaleaving on the 26th is
>>568336089that app sucks
Torenas are already leaving on their own terms before getting sniped by Cygames...
>>568335626SHE'S ALSO NOT A HAGYOU NIGGAS DON'T KNOW WHAT HAGS ARE
>>568336127>this isn't a haganon........Gentildonna, Pearl, and Ramonu are the Holy Hag Triumvirate
>>568336281>app>websiteshut the fuck up TRANNY
MAMBO MEMBERS LEAVING BECAUSE THEIR NEW DANCHOU IS A LOSER FUKU POSTER AND IS HATED BY MOST OF THE CLUB. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.SUBSCRIBE TO OUR NEWSLETTER FOR MORE FAST AND ACCURATE CLUB DRAMA NEWS
>>568336407Ra...
>>568336328No that's a regular ass woman.
Uma&Co is gonna need some restructuring half the club does less than one run a day
>>568336328go back to /bag/
>>568336407Got anything on umahjong?
>>568336407you're not even in Mambo, retard-kunstop acting like a histrionic girl
>>568336407>Posts a horse worse than Fukuokay your point?
>>568336465I want a regular ass woman
i timed my work poop wrong and won't be able to play after new day
umas for this feel?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN4Jk2rf5-o
>>568336305>has a child>not a hag?
>>568336496They play majong on their phones while sweepy does uma runs on their pc
>>568336479it's ok the retard will just bot some more runs if needed
>>568336465mature woman = hag, you big dummyit's part of Cygames' plot to instill an adult woman fetish in its userbase
>>568336407launch the damage control NOW
>>568336592anon like 99% of the uma in this game have a child what are you smokingare you going to gall stay gold a hag too
>>568336707Stay Gold is haglet
your mom wasn't a hag when she had you LMAO
>>568336592ok tourist
>>568336707Stay Gold is a boy
it's a new day...
hey thats nice
my head is all fuzzy but I was able to stay awake until reset to donate dirt shoes now I can finally go to sleep wish me luck umafriends
And I will cheat to make my trainee bouncier again!
bouncing on my bf rn
>>568336873Stego is a cute girl.
>>568336675Dream MidJourney
leaving my club because they only request pinks and reds
me when I see Taurus title without star in TT
>>568336407nooooo that is false!!! because.... is false!!! okay!!!!!
you wouldn't have sex with kitasan
ok so fun fact "rape " with a space after is censored but "rape" is fine actuallyso cygames is fine with rape as long as it's a general statement
>>568336884Ricky on my dicky
Stop posting all these trainees we don't have
>>568336305If she's not a loli she's a hag. I don't make the rules
groundwork showed up on first inspomile S if you can hear me
>>568324268DAAAAAAHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYY
>>568337102I got the completionist title for my waifu to hide my platlet status
>>568337197die I didn't get gw a single time with a 50% chance after 10 inspirations, some sort of fucked up seed shit happened
The images...
>>568337117I already have an umawife, sorry
>>568336328Gentil is just a regular high schooler
Why Jordan did THAT?
>>568337359>>568337359>>568337359
>>568337274i'm running 11* gw sparks, this is the first cm i actually bother to grind parents for
>>568337124This is real Cygames why
why did Cygames make umas high schoolers instead of college-aged? Is this game aimed at pedophiles or something?
>>568337117this is the same uma who tries to seduce you with a dance during the hot springs trip
>>568290195>>568290195>>568290195
>>568336986>no front straights>no front corners>no pace straights>no pace corners>no glittering star>no ts climax>no URA finals>no unity cup>no ignited spirit wit>no prudent positioning>no dodging danger>no corner adept>no straight adept>no fast-paced>no final push>no tail held high>no playtime's over>no ramp up>no front runner savvy>no pace chaser savvy>no unyielding spirit>no productive plan>no shifting gears>no leader's pridetry again gwo
>>568337454>tries to
>>568337378>>568337502dudes...
Finish this bread NOW
>Once again linking back to his own dogshit thread we didnt useI thought it's his bedtime
>>568337626we didnt finish it last nightwe wont finish it today you TRANNY
Looking into syosetsu, there’s three kinds of fanfics written by the Japanese >isekai trainers with cheats >isekai umas with cheats >uma rape Man at least the Zero no tsukaima fanfics had SOME variety even if it became crossover slop. What the hell is this
laisu_spreading_her_umanko.jpg
>>568337969delete this
>>568337626yada yada
>>568338102>>568338102>>568338102move
>>568338114???
>>568338114whats wrong with the rice one
>>568338114at least it will outlive THAT thread, lol
>>568338403>>568338416>>568338285Oops sorry I didnt notice, thought NTR was the first one
FINISH IT
It is done.
