Join the Tournament:>>568195470NASaturday 4pm PT 7pm EThttps://challonge.com/j649myv6EUSunday 10am UTC May 31sthttps://challonge.com/m661cnty>/gbvsg/ Tournament VODshttps://rentry.co/du3onotehttps://www.youtube.com/@grumblebumble69/--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions https://imgur.com/bCHqtDLPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use a room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.>Gawdlike character guides (secret techniques!) for Yuel, Vikala, Narmaya, Galleon, Wilnas, Ilsa, by yours truly Anon!https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLjG9OYMNRivtA_KWepE_aFmhGOJc2zETR>This week's F2P rotationGran, Lancelot, Percival, Siegfried, Vane>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://x.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvs>Graphic Enhancements for PChttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3117157142>Enable sound while the game runs in the backgroundhttps://steamcommunity.com/app/2157560/discussions/0/4041481833167877002/>Remove Figure Mode censorship/black voidhttps://gamebanana.com/mods/484409Previous Bread: >>568147232
DeadSlopGame
Tell 'em.
the game is not good
India is here
>Dr. Doom>Seia>NierWho's the 4th Horse of the DOOMcalypse?
>>568323905Hello Sikhander.
>>568324025>HorseI meant horseman. too much uma
About to consume a steak with a cup of coffee btw
>>568324025The absolute worst case scenario for dlc charactersMugen
Kill all cows
>>568324691Speaking of cows, I'm surprised at how this game only has 2.5 female draph
>>568324691
>>568324868>I'm surprised the gay homo tranny game only has 2.5 female draph
>>568324868I would argue earth dragon is all four fully
>>568324664he looks better than meg, 2B and id
>>568325217Harvin ears are similar enough to draph ears that it's hard to tell hers are supposed to be harvin like, and they didn't give her human ears so there's nothing distinctively human about her since Erunes are roughly the same height as humans.
>>568324664any random forgotten R unitthe bald cat guythe actual catanother grandpa harvin
How many Lowains were there at Combo Breaker?>>568325452Fuck you Dante is cool and would've been a way better pick than Sandalphon.
>>568325314Then you hear him speak like a tarzan retard that's also doing a soft, fake child voice and you regret meeting him. Oh, and other characters have to treat him as if he was literally 5 years old because he is a child at heart or whatever... And that's how you ruin your Broly expy
>>568325873What a precious 27 years old.
>>568325873I am not raped by the years of the gacha so I don't care.
zoi could never
>>568327508>corner to corner carry>but deals no damageI can't believe GBVSR is in a worse state than DNF Duel.
>>568327753bit more into the corner
>>568329238Nyo... My nyarrative...
>>568329238>near corner literally less damage by like 15% than risingholy moly
>>568327508>>568329238are you lost, nigga?
>>568319579Nyo...our coveted fourth place spot...
>>568329873come play dnf with me while we wait for 2.6...
>>568329975keep posting it's more interesting than any sharting related news (so none because theres not any)I never played it and really want to know if it's an actual kusoge with retarded ToDs or just a memeit always felt like the equivalent of showing 0 BPs combo damage
>>568329948RoA and 2XKO will have a shitton of DQs. We're still fourth in spirit.
https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/2059197850236391815
>>568327753>>568329776>>568329238Half of /gbvsg/ will crucify me for this, but I like the combo length of this game. It can already feel dreadfully long with some grounded combos that go into full corner, or for some characters due to animations (Lance).If I had to sit through double the length of these just watching my opponent styling on me while doing diddly doo of damage, I'd fall half asleep.>but muh damage!It still takes more than two interactions for most games to be over.
>>568330103i will attempt to learn dragon knights ToD
>>568330151>RoA and 2XKO will have a shitton of DQs.RoA maybe including me if that one guy is actually going to pay for my ticket into Evo.I hope "LOL, LMAO EVEN" isn't a taken name for that yet.
>>568330562GBVSR combos are a TINY BIT too long for my tastes. The most annoying part is just the SBA animations to be fair. Ilsa's are a torture. She has entire full combos and then the rekka bypasses combo limit and adds more time to it.
>>5683292385 seconds in and its already putting me to sleep
>>568330767Nigga wut? Granblue combos aren't even long
>>568330562Yeah, cool, I didn't ask, didn't read beyond the first sentence and don't care.kys
>grub babies are complaining about combo lengthPlease play other fighting games before unloading your shit takes
>>568309042I never even thought of this despite knowing Narmaya can do the same. This is good tech.
>>568333351>please drink runny diarrhea before complaining about eating shit againFGtards are embarrassing
>>568333351>YOURE A BABY BECAUSE YOU DIDNT PLAY SHIT GAMES LIKE I DID!!!lol
>>568334074If the rest of the genre is runny diarrhea, then I have bad news for you about this game
>>568334281I have even worse news for you: You are a retarded piss shit and cum guzzling faggot with no standards
>>568330103>>568330562Every character gets access to ToDs at 30% because it maximizes your combo ability and gives you an SSBA nuke. One of the problems with the game was that health basically didn't matter. You could get your ass beat with small 100 MP combos, and then convert some fullscreen move into an 80%-90% combo. Hitman could do it off his plus on block reversal that he got at 30%.
>You are a retarded piss shit and cum guzzling faggot with no standardsBut enough about Sharting enjoyers
>>568334624>One of the problems with the game was that health basically didn't matterKinda the same in GBVSR but to a less degree of course
>>568327508>>568329238i dont remember how to play but i hope you find someone. i would try battle mage if i played again
>>568334382>He says whilst playing RisingThe irony
>>568334772>make game look good visually>but also make it a steaming pile of watery shit to play mechanicallywhat were they thinking?
if meter carried over between rounds (and they also drastically slowed down meter gain) you wouldn't see cashout combos every single roundresources carrying over between rounds is kino for so many reasons
>>568334795Correct. I'm not the one voluntarily ordering a full course meal of shit piss and cum and then scoffing at the guy begrudgingly being forced to eat a log of shit.
>>568335164Meter gain is specifically designed to allow new players to use SSBA once a round. They are not touching it.
>>568334772>Gold 1
dsgdsgdsg
>>568334919See >>568334795
>>568335470I think they couldalso at the rate it is now it's more like 200% meter a round
>>568330103this was a lot harder than I thoughtlooks like they nerfed ToDs because I cant replicate the one on dustloop. I dont have enough MP regen anymore so I have to end the combo a bit early, and my super does a lot less damage.requirements are being low HP and having white health, which you get from blocking DP. damage seems similar to an SSBA cashout against a 0 BP player in gbvsr
>>568335675Literally better zooey in every single aspect wtf
>>568335675Are you doing motion inputs?
>>568335547
>>568335634Gotta factor in low health blueslop confirm comebacks
>>568335930there are no motion inputs in this combo except for the very first special, I dont think it wouldve mattered
>>568335339So you are forced to eat shit and yet you still keep going to the restaurant? Damn, you really are worse like he said kek
Is there a bigger stinky person indicator than liking gothic lolita?
>>568336204oh no no no norising baby doesnt know that motion inputs actually matter in dnf!!!baby combo and he STILL said it was harder than he thought! holy kekaroo
>>568336204There are motion inputs. They reduce mana consumption on specials.
>>568333351>please play [other dogshit games]nah, one is enough
>>568336474>>568336524can you guys not read. only the very first special used has a motion input
>>568335675I wasn't a DK player but aren't you supposed to loop with the charged stabby more
>>568336440Being a harvinshitter
i luv sheep
>>568337231Anon...it's not for repost or reupload...
>>568336782i thought so too but it doesn't work if you want to keep looping for longer
>>568336779And I'm asking if you've tried doing it with motion inputs? The dustloop could be out of date you know.
>>568337393he didn't reupload or repost it.he simply posted it.
>>568337593only the first sword swing is a motion-capable move. Everything else in the combo is 4c loops. To anon, it wouldn't have made a difference if the opener was a true 236s input or just 6s
>>568339496Oh, I only played Spectre, so I have no idea what DK's specials are.
I liked berserker
>>568336474dbz kai anon...
whatever your thoughts about this game's balance is, lets just agree that current meta is by far the healthiest and most diverse grub has ever beenwe barely even see shotos anymore in evo, thats a sign of a well balanced, spectator friendly fighting game
The heat is killing me.Sorry grubbers, not with me today.
Once again I was made to eat the same stagger pressure 90% of the cast does, whilst also dealing with a busted f.H, multiple throwbaits and an anti-anti-air. Fuck this game, it's ass, Cagtrannies are subhuman, glad this shit flopped.
568342756kys raymoo
There is simply NO excuse for the state this thread is in.And the only course of action is ENTER THE NIER."STOP!" cries the camel, "THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY! WILL YOU EVER SHOW US MERCY?!"And Niia smirks "Nay."The ground starts to tremble and the earth starts to quake.And even space-time begins to quiver and shake.With only one flex of the power withinNIERCHAD THE NIIA proves that she'll always win.The shotos, the gimmicktroons, and grapplers alikeCan't help but kneel in the face of her might.Their puny, weakling faces are contorting with fright.NIIA decides who is wrong and who is right."ENTER THE NIER" is the cry that is heardJust before evil is trounced with a word.The camels sob insults and threats from their knees.With a smirk, Niia whispers "IESLB".BOOM.
>>568342857>busted f.HThe same f.h that got nerfed MULTIPLE times? Fucking get good holy shittertroony>multiple throwbaitsNo initial hitbox. Fucking learn the matchup.>But muh U dp setupCosts 50 meter and I have to gamble my fucking life on it. Jesus fuck rope already>Stagger pressure/Strike+ThrowTHAT'S ALL SHE HAS YOU FAGGOT
AI posts
crazy that any eloquent or a bit more elaborated posts are associated to AI now days lol
>>568343105@grok turn this nier into mud
>568343052Kill yourself Swizzle-Iantranny
Still beat your ass.
>>568336782>boot up dnf>they killed old dk loops>uninstall
>>568344034you can still do the charged stab loop
>>568344738the damage is significantly worse
>>568345123is dealing less damage than in gbvsr that much of an issue
>>568345480the fun in dnf is killing your opponent for a single mistake
>>568342443?>>568342969holy based
Reminder that Cag's high/low mix, while not very impressive compared to other fighters, is still better than most of the cast.
>>568346205You are so fucking bad
>>568346205You are so fucking good
cag seethe hours?
Post her spreading her legs in a swimsuit while her slit is showing through it
>her
>>568346789
I'm black.Thoughts?
>>568347395how big?
>>568346969Nice
>>568345676but siegfried already exists
think fast kid
Sharting lost so hard anons are posting DNF clips
>>5683475026'1, 310 pounds
I should be able to do this to Ferry
>>568349280I should be able to do this whenever someone airthrows me
>>568349280that would require giving ferry a dauro like move though
>>568325683screw lowains, I wish someone listed the characters at top 100 or whatever other arbitrary number, but I don't know if anyone did it the guy who had the cluster graphs was (probably) a grub player funnily enough
>>568329238>Zooey but gay, lame and with the worst part of Meg
Granblue Fantasy Versus was positioned to have it all: a visually lush adaptation of the Granblue mobile game's art style by Arc System Works; accessible back-to-basics gameplay with autocombos and one-button specials to bring in new players; and a sizable built-in fanbase thanks to the heavy overlap of fighting and gacha gamers. However, when GBVS dropped in February 2020, it had barely gotten to start building momentum before COVID came and sent the fighting game community online for years - and its delay-based netcode had a hard time keeping up.Not many games get a second chance, but with GBVS: Rising's release at the end of 2023 Granblue got another shot at the spotlight, and its refreshed gameplay, new characters, and rollback netcode earned it a spot at fighting game tournaments across the world. Now we're on GBVS's fifth Combo Breaker appearance, and it's got a lock on the anime-style fantasy fighting crowd, thanks mostly to its incredible range of characters wild (Grimnir), weird (Lowain), sexy (Belial) and dangerous (Avatar Belial). It's a visual spectacle for everyone, but especially for GB fans who get to see their favorite characters move and fight freely outside the confines of a turn-based RPG. If you somehow have a hard time finding it on the floor, just look for the group of people with the Dashing Light Attack shirts (yeah, it's that good), and if you come back from Combo Breaker liking what you saw, you can give the Free Edition a shot and start training up for the next tournament.
What really pushed Granblue Fantasy Versus: Rising over the edge, though, was how confidently it embraced being both a serious competitive fighter and a complete celebration of the Granblue universe. Arc System Works didn’t just slap rollback onto the old game and call it a day - Rising feels faster, louder, and far more expressive, from the new Ultimate Skills system to the expanded roster full of characters that all play like they escaped from entirely different games. One setup over you’ll see a patient Siegfried player controlling space with giant normals, and right beside them there’s a Nier main turning the screen into a horror movie with Death puppets flying everywhere. It also helps that the game simply looks unbelievable in motion; ArcSys somehow keeps finding new ways to make 3D models look like hand-animated fantasy artwork, and every super feels built to farm clips on social media.By now the community around Rising has settled into that perfect sweet spot for anime fighters: big enough that brackets stay stacked, small enough that people still instantly recognize the regulars running the setups every year. And once finals start and the crowd begins chanting during a tense Brave Counter scramble, it becomes pretty obvious why Granblue managed to survive long enough to earn its comeback.
and how did I get here, you ask? well, it's simpleI simply continue to take part in a piece of entertainment media that I hate and surround myself with the people who like it, whom I also hateyep. that's me, your local regular normal guy
bean soup man, tell those guys to shaddap
I am the king of /gbvsg/.
>>568352867I want a democracy.
>>568352867I'm sorry anon, that must be a horrible existence
>>568353005Don't worry, you'll have your share of pain just like everyone else.
>>568352398Who asked?
i keep jumping out of the corner and getting hit by 2h that magically hits from behind
>>568353187I don't need permission to post some shit on the internet you little turd bitch faggotkill yourself posthaste
>>568353005Sharla, please, stop embarasing your grampa.
>>568353315Don't try to hit your opponent with a crossup when you do that.
>>568353583but then they can cH me, do i have to just hope for the best
>>568354000Basically. You can always try to BC instead of jumping.
>>568354000you do play a character who gets a side swap off counterhit bc right anon
>>568354550and better have one from ult dp as well! fucking fraud game
This all could've been avoided if you just embraced futa
>>568353315>2h that magically hits from behindeveryone else: perfect last frame 2H to full combowhen i do it: game doesnt know what to do, makes my character look left right left right and purposely ruins my confirm
>>568354818I do, here's my favorite futa videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAp_NAJ9bfI
I may play a tranny game but I am not embracing tranny fetishes like futa
>>568354818Futa is lame and quite literally gay
narmaya players be like "oh i can tell that for the first time in six games he is actually anticipating flip to punish it, i'm just not gonna do flip at all in this round even though it has worked ltierally every time"
>>568355014https://youtu.be/_0nfQfjkySQ
there is nothing wrong with futa
Futa is fine if women are involved
is what I would say if...
futa is gay and lame and I hate it and the people who like it
MMMMSSHHHHHLLLLRRRRPPPP
>>568356197Then why do you have a male creature of greek mythology saved on your device?
>>568356197and you are?
>Saber is futa
>>568356542some gamer that thinks satyr is very cute and that the futa association is a damn shame
Gonna go stroke my Djeeta until I blow a huge load of Ilsa
zoi could NEVERmaybe if the new 2.6 mechanic is a roman cancel / heat activation type thing we'll finally get to lab out cool combos in granblue too but I doubt it
this is fine
>>568356983>triple attack on block in gold master
>>568356983Bro, your overlay...
>>568356982grub just doesn't have cool hitstun mechanicsalso coast to coast off every hit is fucking gay shit
if rising gets a cancel mechanic i'll drop it in a heartbeat. keep that shit in anime fighters
>>568357187he did the high-low mix at the end, it's fine
>>568357187Not even that anon, but I catch so many players fuzzy blocking with the low ender.
I am dogshiteverything I do is stupid and wrongI cannot finish combosI cannot use 66L or BC correctlyI am carried and retardedwho am I?
>>568356983>this is what 4k on narm and 1.5K on meg looks like
>>568357187nigga I saw triple attack on block in combo breaker top 8>>568357340>also coast to coast off every hit is fucking gay shitwell you need a really clean starter there. most youll get off a poke is pushing them away
>>568357683My brother
>>568356542>>568356197Dangerously based
>>568356983It's fine indeed, those are the most basic bitch fwips and should not be landing
>>568357481>I catch so many players fuzzy blocking with the low enderthen they aren't actually fuzzy blocking, you retard.
Fuzzy cocking.
>>568330562Eustace is the golden standard when it comes to combos in general length varies on situation and how much you're willing to spend, most of the time they're short and sweet unless he gets a big cash outyou also get a bit more decision making than other characters
>>568353330Don't care, didn't ask.
How many of you actually play Marvel 3?I'm terrible at it. My friend keeps bodying me every time we hang out
>>568358302Doomposters haven't played a day of Mahvel in their lives. A foot dive from them would just be a mere knockdown.
>>568358302i watch and play it casuallyit's not an easy game at all, in order to have any hope of competing you need to be able to master the movement (frame perfect plink dashing for instance) and know how to turn any clean hit into a 100% combo
Rising combos are combo slop because there is no chance of you failing them
>>568358617Unless you play Cagliostro, her combos are actually difficult and require precise timing adjustments and micromovements.
>>568337393I can't read the sign, Anila's fat ass is covering it
>>568358994This is true.
>>568356983I have many matches where fwip is the only starter narmayas land
>>568358617I drop combos constantly though
I play easy characters because I just want to mash and have fun for a while
>>568359212Zetabros...
>>568356506>no face marks on mr pegwomen suck
>>568359440nah I play vaseraga
>Unless you play Cagliostro, her combos are actually difficult and require precise timing adjustments and micromovements.
>>568356506That is one botched Marippe
>>568356983Mr. Peg being bullied...
>>568359705Play Cag then.You won't, because you're all dogshit retards that can't even do the most basic setups for labbing so you come here to cry about how broken she is.No cags in top 8 btw doesn't that make you think?
>>568356506That's exactly how I imagine Mari would look like.
>>568360049>Classic tranny baiting techniqueNot falling for it lil troon
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>>568360049Zangief_Dream just won EVO Japan.
>>568356983and just like that anon learned to hate his big sister
If your character doesn't have 1f links in your BnBs, then your character is objectively easy to play.
>>568357343we ARE an anime fighter...>>568357703why do retards always converge to the same stuff? like flies drawn to shit in this case it's this image then there's that other one that's also a pic of gran then there's that one Belial laughing image that used to get posted and the most obvious example, Nier. the character the most abhorrent subhumans find themselves relating to just weird all around
>>568360369>the greatest player in the world just won EVO on a low tierHe's just that gawdlike.
>>568360369Hes simply a better player. He could win with the other low tiers if he wanted.
>>568360831This image is bullshit. UMvC3 is an anime fighter.
>>the greatest player in the world just won EVO on a low tierThat would've been Gamera but he was bribed to play Meg and throw
your character can have the hardest execution in the fucking world but if you never have to think about your opponent's decision making they're still easy as fuck to play
deadduu sloppuu gamuu
>>568359212Some babies forget how to breathe too. You are just an exception like them.
>need to register for the tournament>need to pick only one of my stupid fucking namesAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FAIR
I thought the troon orgies after major tournaments were a meme but it's all people have talked about after CB on xitter
>>568360464>Flip in hell.
>>568361571it is ALWAYS worse than you thoughtat least you aren't a hotel employee that has to clean up after them
>>568361571Have the orgies ever spread aids
>>568360464Do people here actually hate their big sister?
Insurgent dropped the 3x Light Assault Knife combo at CBIn fact he didn't make it to one
>and the most obvious example, Nier. the character the most abhorrent subhumans find themselves relating to
we ARE niershe is our charlie kirk
Everytime I face a challenge, I always think:>What would Nier do?So I instantly give up and post here instead.
>>568360823hello dood it guy? i once again require your validation.
The strongest posters and my allies are all nierposters (hard R unlike niiaposters)
>>568361908
>i can tell who is behind most posts nowi have been on here for far too long
desu...
>>568362281tag me and my posts
>>568362207>becomes 2f on crouchedfraud!
>>568362281Oh yeah? Then which lobbington am I?
and alsoand alsothats not a 1 frame linkor even a 2 frame linkbaby combouhuhyeahye
>>568362630
>>568362510>66L link is optionalfraud
>>568362630nier combos are harder than the 1f links
>post 1 nier>300 more nier posts happen in an instantwhat is this power
we are a legionwe are the allies
>>568362784so is unos...
>nier combos are hard
>>568361853>Do people hate a boring boulder with no character and obnoxious gameplayYes.
can I be a nier? I don't play nier and won't use a nier avatar and I hate nier
>Oh yeah? Then which lobbington am I?
>>568360823meg water ball into 66L = 1f link. we're just godlike, meggers
>>568363191>into 66LAs the inventor of 1f links, yes that sounds like a 1f link. Congratulations, Meggers, you can enter the realm of the skilled characters (currently 4).
>>568363340Is that your dick?
>>568361571Want to know what REALLY killed /ggg/?When for two weeks straight, each new day would bring a Google doc being dropped on Twitter about ugly, low social awareness nerds "molesting" ugly, transgender nerds.If my memory does not fail me, it starts with RedIAmNot, non-binary Goldlewis main in a polycule with the transgender Sol main UMISHO and a female with a vagina (the most surprising part of the whole deal). Said female accused Red of rape. UMISHO corroborated. A "gaming journalist" (chuddie) wanted to investigate, the female threatened to suethen for whatever reason a bunch of rape accusations and general misbehaving started popping up.One of them was of renowned Leo player TempestNYC. He was accused of spinning transgender girls and harassing them; "your ass is fat" (sic).I don't remember everything but then it turned out red was innocent and Umisho was a manipulative sociopath in cahoots with the female and actually running a psychopathic transgender ploy to get rid of the competition. Or some shit.I leave you with this poem;Hotashi's a weird nigga, Umisho bussy on his mindCertified puppy girl? Certified concubineWOP WOP WOP WOP WOP anon please just hostWOP WOP WOP WOP WOP na imma shitpostDrunk ass nigga chugging on the BourbonSearching up tags and it's probably Chikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn
I am going to take a nap so please spam and post looooots of niias while I am getting the sleepythank thank thank you
thats a lot of words i wont read
>>568360357>>568360357>>568360357
And then you complain when I post /dbs/ copypastas.
>>568363669introducing the tiger generals of /gbvsg/
>If my memory does not fail me>wall of text follows
>>568362281no, retard. you don't. you think you do, but you don't and I know this because every time I join the lobby one of you stupid asses say 'hey I saw your post', only for me to ask which and have you say some random shit I didn't post and I've told anons to their faces more than once to stop that shit and they won't
>>568363408You can barely play the game, no chance you're doing 1f links Gaymoo
>>568361571all nerd gaming events are autistic meet and fucks.
>>568364080I have good memory for inane shit unfortunately
>>568364116you definitely posted that
>>568364116That's fucking hilarious. Probably my posts too.
>>568364116nah you definitely made those extremely gay posts
>>568363669>Want to know what REALLY killed /ggg/?>proceeds to ramble about what happened on twitteri don't get it
dsg
I can't imagine the kind of posts my lobbingtons do, I just hope none of them are doom shitposters
>>568364757Hahahaahahahah oh man this is great
>>568364698
>>568364757>I just hope none of them are doom shitpostersi am a moderate nier poster you will never catch me posting capeshit
>>568364757Do we tell him?It's just shitposting.
>>568364757they aren't, you can rest assured though one of them is a "2 touch" retard unfortunately they are monkey fuckers though
>>568360823If I wanted a game with technical execution requirements I'd play Blazblue.
>>568365012there has never been a good post attached to this pic
>they aren't,Good, they have no idea. The plan is prosneeding smoothly
>>568365160Then stop saying Cag is hard, tranny.
>>568365160I tried CF but most active players play zoners or zoner adjacent characters
>>568365528Cag is hard, tranny.
i will help you win an argument by repeating what you said so it's 2 vs 1 which is an automatic victory
sex with satyr's cock
>>568365820No, because I can just deflect with something else (like the BBCF discussion). Hence why it's important to keep two shitposting topics active at any given time in the thread.
Ilsa killed the game
>>568365987Sorry, meant to say Meg
>>568365987this
Nobody even dares to say>You can be micethese days. Shitposting won.
>>568366193Because mice are evil and cheated.
>>568366193being mice was settled in a ft10
>>568366238>not posting the enhanced brown goodness
>ywn have a brown girl smile at you
I just took a massive [CHARACTER], almost clogged the toilet.
>>568366193vikala is broken now so the phrase has become disingenuous
Brown girls are gross
Why doesn't Fidgeties go to EVO with the free pass from the furry smash devs?
>>568367010he couldn't get his ch-- I mean his controller working in time
>>568366574>>568366813even back at school my daily routine was to lust after the brown girls in my school and be racist on League of legends in my free time
>>568366930https://prd-game-a-granbluefantasy.akamaized.net/assets_en/sound/voice/3040597000_attack04.mp3
If a shoto shows up in top 16 you know you done fucked up as a fighting game dev
lobby status?
>>5683675795/100
granblue_fantasy dark-skinned_femalewould you want Lowain's mom in the game?
>>568368130Acceptable tags.
>>568360369no he didn't
if combo length is such a huge deal why does this fucking nigger get 40% off a 2m into H+H orkan anywhere on the screenits just 2 hits
>>568369932he dont
>>568365734Just play Taokaka, easy peasy.
>>568370110Stop shitposting nigger
>>568361571>>568364249Nothing good happens at a tourny after 11pm.
>>568369950
>>568370263he dont do no 40% me maths say otherwise
stop saying dsg it's so annoying and retarded
>>568367628any NA?
SPG!
>>568370796Sheep pussy good?
>>568370520Yes he does, with 3 stacks or his faggy ass homoaids installShut the fuck up do you even have the game installed shitposting niggy?
>>568370796satyr pretty girl?
>>568370636
>>568370964satyr does 3380 damage off of a 2m into orkan. with 3 stocks its 4400.
>>568370636you don't win against schizos by acknowledging they're obnoxious or even by ignoring them you win by turning their spell against them
>>568371469>instead of 40%>he does... 35%!!!retard. kill yourself.
>>568371469Damn they're replacing Siegfried with Satyr??? Holy improvement
>>568371808cagliostro having 11000 health is quite a claim timetraveler
>>568370964are you playing wind Sandalphon at 0 BP against 3x stock sieg?
>gbvsg is unironically defending siegfreak nowa new low is discovered every thread.
almost nierposted another meaty by accident
wait, I'm finally starting to understand why some anons think grub is a 2 touch game they are number illiterate--, they suffer from innumeracy
Everyone knows this is a 2 touch game.I'm Sikhander btw, because I posted a Zeta.
>wait, I'm finally starting to understand why some anons think grub is a 2 touch game>they are number illiterate--, they suffer from innumeracy
>>568373228why didn't xewom just do this at CB is he dumb
good morning schizotroon
>>568373126that zeta is white Mr. Pikhander would never
>>568368130No, but I want to fuck her and try Lowain's cooking after I'm done.
>>568373386>Why didn't the dogshit player just outplay his betterGee, it's a mystery.
>>568373386Eustace players start with EX balls, not a normal shot
>>568374096It's not really a mystery. Eustace is a broken busted piece of shit and Charlotta is not.
>charlotta>not brokenlollmao
>>568374934She is broken. She's basically unplayable after all.
for some reason nobody gets mad at charlotta downplay
>>568375269nigga if you're not playing one of the top 5 it doesn't fucking matter what tier your shitass character is in
>>568375332>top 5>It's 25-30 charactersokay
>>568374557https://www.twitch.tv/tampaneversleeps/v/2779831228?sr=a&t=31690s
>>568375269Those of us with more than double digit hours of playtime knows shes ass already
>>568375767right, she's so ass that she has more results than a huge chunk of the cast
>arcsys made HC's grenade not rebounce and blockable>meanwhile rising...
>>568375865>the results: one dude playing nothing but her for 6 years in a row just to ultimately job in every top 8 due to rampant powercreepWow...
Just play vas and personally deport every harvin nigger back to strive
>>568376117Sheep is not for lewd
>>568375884yuor right Eustace is brokener than HC
>>568376117A lot of characters have a single person getting results with them.
>>568376160vas is probably the easiest top tier for lotta thoughor at least the one I prefer fighting the most
>>568364757don't worry lobbybro I don't doompost and only make posts I believe inbut I also barely post about the character I play unless it's a response to a question or thank you for carrying me even though I am too fucking fat to carry
>shotosloppa vs shotoslopper>roundstart 66l>it worksKEKADODAROO SHOTOSLOPPERS NOT BEATING THE ALLEGATIONShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkKYJc3aYs8&tand gbvsg will somehow try to convince you that this is honest high level fundies
>>568376340So we should be screaming about the characters with lots of players getting lots of resultslike cagliostroor zooeyor vikala
>66l is shotoslop
Cag wouldn't 66l like that with her stubbier than average 66l
>advancing move>not shotoslopok sorry I'll go back to only honestposting
The one with the better 66l winsThat's what rising is
If I don't like it it's 'shotoslop'.
>>568376596Where are all of the Zooey and Cagliostro players getting results? Zooey has Koji and Cag has Zangief Dream. and I don't think vikala has anybody placing with her. online tournies don't count by the way
settle down okay?
>>568376783I agree slop should be reserved for sloppy (adjective) and for AI dogshitallowing slop to spread to other nouns diminishes the derogatory nature and AI needs to be as bullied as possible
>>568376983I was trying to make a shitpost, why did you reply like that to me?It's like being the Lord of Darkness and being greeted by the Goddess of Light which is a shortstack with massive J cups and child bearing hips and long braided blonde hair.
I think they should nerf bubz
>>568376983Everything is slop now though, AI just made normies realize.Everything is shitty low effort garbage and everything is only ever getting worse. Everything you see is made solely for consumption and profit. The definition of slop.
I hate shotoconsI hate shit farter
>>568377130sorry brother I only post what I believealso sorry I'm just some hairy balding man I can't be your goddess that would be gay and weird
>>568377236>normieThey're called normalfaggots, slopeater.
>>568377189Three days ago you said Beelzedogshit was bad, holding Hava back and that he was tierwhoring and unleashing his true power by swapping to slopfried.
>>568376785
imagine how great rising would be if we deleted every shoto and shoto-lite from the gams entire>No meg>No ilsa>No zeta>On top of every shoto being deletedThe game would be amazing to play and watch, finally we will get to see real skill in action
YeahStop being gay and weeeird
>Zeta>shoto
>>568377501I'm being gay and lame, though.
i hate NA hours
>>568377395I wasn't here three days ago
>>568377727You were, Diaphone.
I'm going to kill Anila
Anila the sheep is unkillable as she hides behind infinite amounts of ovines
>>568378081Fuck you, I was waiting for an opportunity to post that.
I didn't remember that Roy was such a ladies' man.
so why did they buff sieg again
>>568378276
>>568378541he wasn't that was Havochttps://youtu.be/N3YCis45upw
>>568378315You an't fuck what's not here.
>>568325452>>568325683Dante's based
>>568378716sic semper ovis
>>568378541He says that line when he's subtly telling Ed that he needs a vacation far away from there in a location with beautiful girls, hinting that the girl (I don't remember her name) everyone thought was dead was still alive
>There are people with 1k+ hours in this shitty gameYikes!
>>568378959
>>568378812
>705.3 hourswhew I'm safe from anon thinking I'm cringe
>941hours
1422second most played game on steam
>>568379748kyots own you
>>568379676>secondwhat’s the first most played?
14897th most played game on Steam
>>568379883
>>568380326why do brown people make such images?
>>568380476Same browns made all the shitty cat images you subhumans love to post too
>>568380591He wasn't brown. He was a Somalian Aryan. I asked him.
>>568380326
>>568380591sure they are chief
>>568379914path of exile at 1600 (more on standalone client)I was never a big steam player though my most played games are in the 10k+ hours range
>>568380818They are soldier. Dunno why you retards act as if ryona isn't a japanese term.
I don't remember this character. I guess she wasn't in the original anime. Or I just don't remember her.
>>568380476the real question is, why do you blame everything you dislike on le brown people?the guy who drew cag being roasted and eaten was Japanese >>568380591he's Korean
>>568381356She's a funny chink wizard
>>568381480Koren, japanese, asian, same thing.
>>568381356she's a brotherhood character she does not appear in the 2003 anime (which is better than brotherhood)
who wants to get cheesed
>>568381914No thank you Mr. Pikala player.
I am brown but no one suspects it....
>>568377686get in the lobby and fight my meterayou euro
today I will be M tackling into this fullscreen cagliostro trap fortressthis is for our lobbybros and lobbyettesdo not try this at home I hope you like it WOOP WOOP GRAGHHRRRGH GHRAGHGHRHRH FUCK THIS SHIIIT
>>568379953one off
Pretty funny how Cagliostro is completly AWOL in the event.
>>568382318thank you
>>568382570either they couldn't get the VA or they're inhumanely retarded
i think its a good thing that fidgetites and insurgent won
>>568377603>Laser>Parry (Functionally identical to a DP)>Advancing special
>watch some "high level gameplay">absolute spaghetti for 20 seconds>one hitconfirm into autocombo>already full meterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBv8VQZfLyUnerf meter gain
>>568384259What part of "dead slop game" did you not understand exactly?
>>568378886SIC SEEMMMPEERRRR
>>568382570>no cag for an alchemist eventwhat the fuck
In Latin, you say "sex" instead of six.
nobody actually likes cagthey tried to salvage him with a redesign but the nice body didn't change that he's still a dirty rude old man