>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>568301435
Deviljeet lost and got raped by PakiBVLLS
>>568386830many are saying this
how tf does a like you have almost 3000 hours in this game and still do like that, just at this point3 bars down on everdark libra is absolutly no shame btw, what a shame is is your goofy ahh build and the fact that you get greatswords with rev, like you good mentally speaking? is there anyone home up there? and yeah we did invader because i did them, goofy ahhraider with claws doing no damage and a idiot like you, im not for genocide, but i would make an exeption for people like you, i got carried? no, yall would have been lv 12 with that route, get on youre knees and start sucking you absolute mental nibbidy skigga actually make me believe that your actually on the iq level of a duck. holy also: *im also sure that your your your in the next like 10 days. not because of depression or something like that no, probably becausde of sticking a fork in a toaster, dumb
>>568386830calm down yamatojeet
zorfat go live already you fat fuck
>>568386987stop posting my profile comments
>>568386987Whos profile is this? bjark?
>Someone dodges a game.>I can't find a new one.FRIG!
>>568387110i still can't believe shifty stuck a fork in a toaster 10 days ago RIP
queue please!
*corpse piler's you* ÒwÓ
>>568387436"1/10 -rep hide the gaol keys"how could you
Defend this
>>568388448what? thats funny, the game is better for it
>terr bringing up his fetish again out of nowhere
>PREPARE TO DIELmao
>experienced player>entrance to sen's fortressleast bad faith /v/ shitpost
Let's all appreciate Devil Knight
Miyazaki's magnum opus
>>568388101shifty...
>>568386989>Trooncord dramaYou should fuck off as well
the toon 'cord
>trooncord >only picuters of straight menhmmmmm
>>568388846>>568386989He really outed the jeetspammer, truly the hero of /erg/
>>568388846I appreciate his BWC
>>568389108>>568386989>>568386830Deviljeet was actually exposed (not the first time) >>568301630More can be seen here: "https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/text/deviljeet/page/3/""https://arch.b4k.dev/vg/search/image/lTO3bD1Yf5OdohIIXcqkXQ/"
>>568388628 (me) meant for >>568387052
it is i, the dragonirian schizo
>>568390192Devilsisters... Our GAWDlike hero is being humiliated...
>>568390192>>568390425>yamajeet already deflecting Now the whole thread knows you are indian
>groomcord infighting Stop shitting up the thread
if i only get wins in depth with ironeye am i a shitter
>>568390110>B>WCLol
>>568390708You are a street shitter Deviljeet
>>568390914Yes. He has 6th sense and a 3rd leg. Fatcock Knight
>>568390708Yes practinx
>>568390110>>568391390Don't talk about yourself in the third person maggot faggot thread shitter
>>568391778Not him.
>>568388854it's a romantic homage to king's field but you are not ready for that conversation
>>568392157Kino field
>>568391565the loser squad
Reminder that Devil Knight organizes discord raids to make himself look good
gg white birdsmountainslop dog invasion is a cursed seed
ggpost
>>568392680ansbach is not a loser
>Have to be bait for balancers and I don't even get to hit the wormGG
>>568392014>soothing your crushed ego after being exposed and mockedNice try deviljeet
God forbid a girl want to bounce on some BWC
>>568392845yeah me him and timmy redeemed ourselves desu
>>568393376careful you’ll hurt some turdie feelings and make them feel insecure by uttering that acronym
bitch caligo made me use a flask cuz the knock fucked her explode
some people deadass just need to be shot in the head like a dog and that unfortunately goes for many of you
>>568393908shut up bitchjark
>>568393908Great run, God bless
>>568394018*grabs u by the throat*
>>568393889>>568393376You are a brown man with an inferiority complex keep it to yourself next time
>>568393925lil nigga spitin' fax...preach nigga
>>568394157>scrawny skinny-fat homo thinks they are gonna do that and not get immediately folded by a 6ft 2 200ibs bvll
>>568394035>>568393908ggs that was a good clear
bjarktroon is so lame and weird let's all just block him guys
What is happening with Elden Ring Tarnished Edition? And could Switch 2 handle Nightreign?
>>568394168A brown man with those issues wouldn't talk about BWC in a positive light ,get a grip yamasaar
>>568393925not my fault my dick is small and i love video games
>>568394345you really think people do thatjust go on the internet and tell lies?
>>568393889Wow. You weren’t kidding and instantly had your point proven. Even busted out the projection as if anyone else other than his kind would take issue with such a statement. Impressive.
>>568393376>God forbid a girl want to bounce on some BWCThis is getting really pathetic Devil
>>568394168Delusional projecting retard. Make if less obvious next time.
>>568394508Stop hyping yourself up on a Mongolian basket weaving forum lil bro
>>568392690guess that’s one thing he and his rival terr have in common
>>568394524*chokeslams your corny-pozzed ass*
>>568394508>doesn't know what inferiority complex meansThanks for proving my point
>>568394560Jealousy isn’t a good color on you anon
EVIL RAPIST fuck you for leaving me with that dipshit Guardian
>>568394737I can't control what people post.
>>568392690Well he literally cheated his ((legit)) relics so, I can't say I'm surprised. What a weird fellow.
>>568386989>01/05/2026, 23:40Oh no no no no... Deviljeet sisters, why did our hero just accidentally expose his timezone as Delhi, India?
>>568394624>make ifUh oh ESLjeet melty
>>568394843You seem to be an expert on the subject
>>568395029DELETE THIS
>>568392690proof?
>terr seething because we aren’t worshipping the bibisi like himso lame and raped and gay…
>>568395206
>>568395029KEK I knew it
>>568395061You’re gonna hang onto that typo like it’s the last cock on earth because you know my words hit close to home
>>568395029We, outside of the discord, have insufficient information to make the conversion. Because we can't see what time the messages were sent on our screen and relate it to the time in the the screenshot.
>>568395029
>>568395375>>568395029What am I supposed to be seeing here?
>>568395425>We, outside of the discord, have insufficient information to make the conversion. Because we can't see what time the messages were sent on our screen and relate it to the time in the the screenshot.Holy Deviljeet damage control
>yamajeet meltdown after being exposed as indian
>>568395063>continuing to dig yourself into a grave It's over deviljeet you lost just accept you were raped and exposed so we can get this over with
>>568395029>saarknight is from india>is also DOSgrim fate
>>568386989>>568395029This is when the message was sent in EST so wow big shocker englishdevil lives in the uk
>>568395508i look like this
>>568395958>>568395759yamapakisaars we are losing and raped in real time...
>check thread>It's spectacularly inbred and retarded today
who the fuck is yamajeetI don't give a FUCK what niggers on discord are doing
Can you all take your groomcord drama somewhere else you’re stinking up the thread with all that curry
>>568394503>What is happening with Elden Ring Tarnished Edition? The last official info we received was reaffirmation last month that it will launch this year. I’m inclined to believe it whether it is stable or not because at this point another year won’t make a difference. It’s a question of whether or not the hardware is up to the task. I believe it will launch no later than September. So as not to compete with juggernauts like GTA6.>And could Switch 2 handle Nightreign?Nightreign is probably less hardware intensive than Elden Ring. It probably could. I doubt they will. They don’t want to continue supporting Nightreign. They want to move on to other projects.
we really need ER players in here because nightsissies are not doing a good job
>>568396253The latest Devilcuck boogieman scapegoat
>>568396259It'll never end. Shitskins LIVE to destroy nice white people's spaces and things.
>>568395510Yesterday, three threads were made at around the same time. Everyone commented on it. But somehow Devil commenting on it is supposed to prove that he made the threads. Dunno how that logic works, but that's what the threadshitter is going with.For the second one, there is like 3 assumptions at work.Assumption 1, Devil Knight posted that screenshot from Discord earlier. They're just saying he did with no real proof.Assumption 2, in Devil Knight's screenshot we can see the timestamp of Yamato's messages. Timestamps are relative to the person viewing the message. So in Devil Knight's time, the messages were sent at 23:40. When you compare that to the time in Kytoto Japan, then it suggests that Devil Knight is in an Indian time Zone. But that brings us to...Assumption 3, That Yamamto is actually Japanese living in Japan, and not some weeaboo pretending to be Japanese.And there's a bonus assumption here too: That Sharing a new Delhi Time zone means you're actually in India, and not in one of the other countries that share the timezone like China, one of the Stans, or Russia.
>>568396468the gravesite plain is so uggo...
>>568396253The "pakibvll" spammer and a known Indian squatting in Japan
>>568396570Thanks for the summary Grok
Yamato being another thread shitter feels like a new smash character getting revealed
you nearly killed me with your ult kek gg
gg my date with shifty
flask maxxing?
>>568397073That's literally all xhe does in the cord so its going to be the same here
>>568397428>That's literally all xhe does in the cord so its going to be the same hereProof?
Please care about my trooncord drama
Reminder that QLOC botched RE4 Remastered and Dark Souls Remastered>RE4 GC was originally coded for 30FPS, with almost no code to adjust things for higher framerates. To add 60FPS for UHD version QLOC had hijacked the games "gameSpeed" value, setting it to "gameSpeed = 30 / framerate".>eg. at 60FPS the gameSpeed would be set to 0.5x, but since we're running game at double the framerate, that'd allow things to look normal speed. Sadly not everything in the game made use of this speed variable, in the original GC release only a tiny amount of code ever checked it.>QLOC updated some parts to start making use of it, but guess the developer in charge of it must have got bored, and a lot ended up missed.>QLOC very rarely tried fixing those kinds of issues, so we have to find our own solutions for them.>Resident Evil 4 UHD PC 60fps broke timers for the first village fight (supposed to last 6:30/7:30 depending on route taken / enemies killed on GC)Dark Souls remaster makes every metal or iron object look like plastic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvOzgm1CJg
>>568397073>>568396749
>>568397894That’s why I play DSR on Switch 2
that tag is from a blacked server if that matters
>>568398590>Latino New World OrderBasado
>>568396259>>568396253>>568396563>>568396570>>568397073>>568397739Thank you for saying what was appropriate and accurate
>>568398590(the actual trish)
>>568395029>>568395169Grok, how do I delete my original screenshot of a Discord channel that I shared on 4chan, which had a Unix timestamp as the file name and whose content itself exposed my timezone as India?
>>568398974>onlytroonfutinx pfpeven worse
>>568398974>trish is the onlyshartfu posterHang this nigger already
trish is so cool...
Let's all appreciate Trish
>>568399154The unix is a spoof newfag
>>568397897>>568395759pffft hahahaha
tag teaming anons (sexual) with trish
>>568398459>That’s why I play DSR on Switch 2Wonder why they never ported DS2 to Switch?
>>568399372Lmao
>>568399372yamajeetsisters...
>>568399372@gemini google search what kind of name saksham is for me
>>568399552India's most efficient and capable shitposter....
>>568397428>YamatoGAWD bullies me. Also, here's a screenshot of me visibly seething over a mere mention of PakibvllsNot helping your case, Deviljeet
less namefagging more queueueueing pls
>>568399413it would have been so glorious hope they do it for switch 2 I feel like they will
>>568399552lmao what a faggot, its over saksham-sirs
>>568399436>shield poke scholar with randumbsliterally what did he think would happen
>>568399413DS2 alpha had really neat lighting and textures.
>>568399436>fight took so long his 2bar counted as a 1barholy zdps
i'm thinking about coming back to nightreign for 1 match before i uninstall again, is deep mode still full of duos queuing into trios/ halo spam?
>>568400389for randoms yeah
>>568399651Pipe down yamadalit you got outed as an unironic street shitter you lost.
>>568400460welp maybe i won't be coming back, new fromsoft game that's not a switch exclusive when...
>>568399719>it would have been so glorious hope they do it for switch 2 I feel like they willBamco have already moved on from Dark Souls. No kidding. When Elden Ring dropped, that became their cash cow>2022 Elden Ring>2024 Elden Ring DLC>2025 Elden Ring Nightreign>2026 Elden Ring Switch 2 Edition>2027 Elden Ring Movie>2029 Elden Ring 2?
so hype for elden ring 2 bruh
>>568399436"Resets"?
What drives someone to make relic sets like thislike what is the fun in doing this?why go into hard mode if you're going to make it this easy
>>568401216Elden Ring: Scholar of the First Order>more and changed enemy placements>new npc randomly talks to you about esoteric shit and guides you to the dlc>DLC is rebalanced without Skibidi or Ass blessings>DLC affects main game ending, if you don't kill Miquella him and Radahn cuck you out of becoming Elden Lord, can't redo fight if you lose so get fucked bozo
>>568398974>2017Jesus Imagine being on trooncord for nearly a decadeFigured the other was fake>>568399372>>568399552Grim…
>>568401216They’ll almost certainly milk Elden Ring a little while longer like they did with Dark Souls but Miyazaki’s autism prevents him from staying in one place for too long so they’ll probably find something else to start up “soon”
>>568401216this is exactly why fromsoft shelled out the money for the publishing rights to prevent bamco from milking it theyway
>Terr, devil, and Yamato all calling each other indian
>>568402954Kek
>>568401767cheaters are so retarded
>>568403009too heavy for Ainuz Destroyer to carrycan I get some keks in chat
any routers here or just me?
>>568401767>the negatives are positiveswhat an actual child
>>568400389I don't know
>>568403705>>568404035the worst part is honestly the "character skill cooldown reduction" lineLike not only did they hack, but they hacked stupid, character skill cooldown reduction does literally fucking nothing for Recluse Same with dormant power helps discover stavesthey didn't just hack it, they lack basic fucking info and just coast by because their stars of ruin hits for 10k
>>568401216>>568401907FromSoftware & Sony>2009 Demon's Souls>2015 Bloodborne FromSoftware & Bamco>2011 Dark Souls>2012 Dark Souls Prepare To Die Edition (Artorias of the Abyss DLC on-disc)>2014 Dark Souls 2 + Season Pass>2015 Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin (60fps PS4, paid DX11 update on Windows)>2016 Dark Souls 3 + Season Pass>2018 Dark Souls Trilogy PS4 costs 49,800 yen>2022 Elden Ring>2024 Elden Ring DLC>2025 Elden Ring Nightreign>2026 Elden Ring Switch 2 Edition>2028 Elden Ring Movie>2030 Elden Ring 2FromSoftware & Nintendo>2026 The Duskbloods
>>568404715>2015 Dark Souls 2 Scholar of the First Sin (60fps PS4, paid DX11 update on Windows)The backlash to Dark Souls II DLC Scholar of the First Sin to be a paid upgrade to DX11, different servers for DX9/11, no character/save trades from DX9->11 was immense in 2015
>>568404715>”…”
>over 200 vieweroniszorbvll made it
>>568405830if you never win then it's an infinite content farm
>>568401907Where’s Godwyn>b-b-but godwyn’s story is already finishedRadahn’s was too + this is a cash cow character.
>restage >buffer inputs a spell i hate this game i hate this game i hate this game
calm down sissy
zorfraud fix your internet ree
>>568406357>When she restages my BWC SPLURT
>>568406807what's wrong with you
>>568406807Shut up Deviljeet
>>568406863see >>568406516
>>568406863>randomly thinks of another man when BWC is mentionedstrange...
wtf troonish ddosed zorbjeet block this tinx now
>>568407052>Speaking is third person againWhat a weirdo
>speaking ishmmm… Saar…
who the fuck is yamato
>>568405830There was never any doubt. He truly won and runs /erg/. Only threadshitters disagree. >>568406807Kek.
kek I wouldn't have done that if I didn't know we had a wending. I even forgot to save my bubble shield from the shop. I guess you only need like 5k damage to shorten the fight by one worm cycle
>>568408238Naruto character. Alternatively, Warm Piss character. Alternatively, another name for Japan/the Japanese people.
>doesn't deny it
>>568408515damn I got hit by a single golden shockwave and it bled me and I just fucking died I guess, spooky
>>568408238a ship
>>568408238scroll up lazy retard
>>568408238https://youtu.be/BusqdbYiylk
>>568408238>psn/discordprobably a jeet that doesn't own a computer
>>568408810>psn/discord>probably a jeet that doesn't own a computerThen why is Deviljeeta saying he is the boogieman? There isn't one
>You need a pc to shitpostWho's gonna tell xhim?
>1/3HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>another goalpost movedJust admit you went full schizo on an innocent man
>outed as a threadshitter and a literal indian>wouldn't curse vishnu>still pretending to be offlineHoly yamapajeet damage control. Not a good look saar.
but seriously why just shit out on the open streets, why do you do it, why
>>568410147@yamadalitYour response?
>>568409993What did even do to him if you say he is the one shitting on you? Rightfully so desu
>>568410264I have no idea what that means
anyone queuing?
>>568409993You are fooling no one Deviljeet
>>568410653Brother this place is crashing down all around us go spend time with your family
depth 3?
>>568410794you seem upset saksham
>>568411115>you seem upset sakshamNot me btwRent free
>>568410868it's 3 days until the anniversary and confirmed death of the game
imagine being a white man (allegedly) and being obsessed over a hindustan sissy to the point of checking when they're online
Nightreign?
>hindustan sissyYou can just say pajeet
I like saying "hindustan" it's what lovecraft would do
>>568411558i'm in queue
gg scuffed everdork libra! I could not get close to shotgun much so I had to arc it up. Check out my beautiful new relic that will go in my all rounder Rev build.
gg big goat. I'm a wee upset I 3 barred. But it wasn't the worst I've ever fought.His ground portals feel inconsistent. At one point, I dodged what I thought was perfect timing, but he still hit me. The hit felt late, so the next time I dodged a fraction later than perfect timing but I was too late.Also, I don't know how I died in the invader fort. I was in the middle of backstabbing an enemy. When suddenly my body instantly turns to ash. Not a bar or anything. It was like dying in Elden Ring. But from seemingly nothing.Oh well. my streak is safe from Libra for one more day. Thanks gang.
>>568411872cuckcuck?
>>568411926good job carrying practice and greasy
>>568411926>practice as ironeyecursed
why skip greg?
>>568411445Guy must have been cursed by a garuda or something.
>Pakiseethe
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqpUqjIkRO8
Can anybody unblock me I sitll don't get what I did so wrong I mostly keep to myself and just ggpost and some people are rude to me for no reason
>>568413092Do you look like that? Though?
>the horsed
>>568413264Yes desu
>>568413092You are now blocked by 110 people. For absolutely no reason at all, of course.
cant even leave shit on the ground for one second with shit tiers fucking hell
>>568413551I'll unblock if you prove it, post headshot of hair with blurred out face
>>568411860God what a beast I miss him>>568413035Bvilt for Big Link Cock
>>568413572If I'm so awful how come I play like 5 runs daily with people here and nobody complains. I'd just get picked on because I came in here avatarfagging and anon is allergic to it
>>568413609He won't because he's a Bolivian tranny.
just got on elden ring and remembered how i picked the wrong millicent option and ragequit
>>568413551Consider yourself unblocked then I would never block you
>>568413671maybe dont do it next time
>>568413724Thanks I appreciate u
>>568413671Wowzerinos, and you're still doing it. Not only that, but you also post fetish art for everyone else to see because you're a tranny and it probably turns you on.
cc let me breed plz
where the white queuers at
Wylder I’m so sorry the first day was so horrible pls don’t block pls don’t block pls don’t block
>>568413092Shut the fuck up and stay blocked.
>>568413981rude
>>568413818Really?
we've all know how blocked trash is but recent events show he is not blocked enough
Need CC and Sludge threesome NOW!
>we've all know saar
>>568414058I deployed the cellular block for months ago, he's been the walking dead ever since.
ironeye you need some actual damage on your relics. and pick up a melee weapon instead of plinking everything for 0 damage 100 miles away with purple Less Likely. atrocious damage but at least you marked
>>568414036fr I love my ergistani bros>>568414058>>568414148what
>>568414036don't let yourself get played like this by a fagfailure manwhore such as this one there's better ones in neighbouring generals
>>568414214This is why nobody likes you.
>>568413974You guys are not surviving depth 5. I honestly feel bad for the next person in the password who has to babysit you two, you should go back to solo or duo queue and climb to d5 before playing on the password
oh my trish
Noktily was a better persona and that is saying something
>>568414214Cellular cohesion dunzo.
>>568414214Oh you...
>>568414220How would you know? Spend a lot of time fraternizing with those “manwhores” do you?
infinite range noble pebble
>>568414178Dont bully practinx like this
>>568414327I wish I could play w/ them they sound cool. Nox night maidens are kino>>568414362mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!>>568414372cute...
>>568414220>>568414436Devilsirs....
>>568414436I mean I want to say not really, but by posting on this thread both you and I are doing precisely that y'know, but no it just takes being online a little long enough and you will observe every type of faggot seeing as they are everywhere
gg invisible dog
>>568414220You sound jealous and upset btw
>>568414483>>568414715explain this then
>>568414738jealous that i’m not getting blocked by almost everyone on pw like you are?
AIIIIE DEPTH 3 BASE LIBRA I KNEEL
>>568414961I only get blocked by dorks
>>568414738not really I'd say it's more like feeling disgusted at having stepped on a turd, but who cares? unfortunately you will have other browns around here to play into those brainless posting loops of yours until you find some other place to pollute so I will just go back to not acknowledging you for several more weeks again
>>568415243lol clearly u care because ur typing those seething paragraphs
is this the backflip guard counter tech thing?
>>568414738Trish Trish Trish!
>>568415384Yes.
>>568415472hello and gn bed time
>>568415384Yeah, people hate having poise for some reason.
cringe tringe
wagetinx
It got a lil COOCOO it got a lil NUTTYgg!
That was cancer, fuck you trish for dodging Guardian and Dreglord.
>>568415657I got jack shit for drops that run nice job
>>568415701guardian dodgers are based in my book
>twin moons>she has a third followupsoi boss
>>568415821Remember the Nox!
dont think i'll ever dodge them but man am i fucking sick of balancers. maybe it's time to quit nightreign when only a few of the bosses are even worth looking forward to any more
>>568413953No one is searching for games anymore.
four more day
queue is already slow and now its full of blockbait like terr and extremist
>>568416695Meant to type terr and trishtinx*
4 more wins and I reach 9999 for the first time!
>>568415768Current streak = invalid btw
>>568417048Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
>>568415539Gn qtpie
>>568417048>VoidSnakesI feel like I've seen this name before
>>568417142It's too late, I've counted and I'm ready to lose the next 3 games. >>568417167They were good. I feel like I've seen quite a few of the same names with D5 randoms, which makes sense I'm sure the player pool for D5 at this point is fairly small.
>In queue for about an hour>Nothing>Lean back and rest my eyes for 2 seconds>Sudden match sound
>>568417345FAGGOTTTTTTTTTT
>>568417345Name?
Why is Limgrave so much better than the rest of the game?
>>568417581Name? Name name name name.
>>568417605It’s not. It’s incredibly boring.
gg horse
HELLOOOO IS ANYONE QUEUEING QUEUEU QUEUE QUEUE HELLO HELLO QUEUE HELLO QUEUE
>Get Fed Skill ATK until I'm nothing but my weapon of choice, a full HP negation and Blue/Purple Skill Attack weapons>It's Straghess>I have the Envoy's Greathorn with Many Periodical Glintblades and Luring Attacks on Charge>I've been HOOOOOOOOOOONK smashing everything all round>Near wipe vs Artorias because of Day 2 greed and going in with less flasks and 2 bars each>Undertaker has Wending so we get clutched>webm related>We get to Straghess>Ironeye shits the bed in Phase 2>I take a bad death>We wipeThat shit was way too fun. I'm mad we lost. Also I finally met an Undertaker who was the most skilled player in the party. That was nice. People in D5 running dogshit relic setups should be flayed and dropped into a pile of lye.
srry for not letting exec riposte early game I didn’t know he’d do that much damage.
>>568418153>druggie-tard humiliation ritual
but its fun cucking them out of crits
>>568418153artorias is an honest fight. if you 3bar to him you just suck and greed his basic strings instead of waiting for openings.
I get games on the password in under a minute regularly. The people complaining about long times are just blocked
>clutched>auto-dodge ultdamn so fvcking zased
Never apologize to an exebrown
>>568418252I'm not playing with a coven of toxic shitskinned troons so I can post my Ls and not worry lol. Envoy's Greathorn is now one of my favorite weapons just for how fun it is. >>568418314We greeded a final PoI and went into him with whatever flasks and 2 bars each. But yeah I should've not died to his grab but the showave they have on it is so fucked and I sometimes don't space right unless I gho full PANIC and just back away as hard as possible. So really I one barred him is what I'm saying.
>>568418114Literally who lobby
>>568418343I only have a couple people blocked but the pool of players is so minuscule nowadays that it prevents me from getting matches. Either I get an insta-queue and ride that out by insta queueing after every run or I don't get a run at all
>>568418451The exec is terr
Why is Devil so obsessed with Indians? Did one steal his gf or some shit?
Which anon deserves a harem of erg girls the most?
zorbgawd
>>568418741That one guy who changes his name every game.
>>568418741Who is teetering on the brink the most? We need to save our bros.
>>568418487Guess terr likes my investigative work.
>>568405830>Its realThat's surprising its been less than a year right?Maybe Z*rban will end up being one of those 1000+ viewer souls streamers eventually
>>568419091hes too fat and reddit for that
>>568419142>redditelaborate
>>568419091He could totally do it. He's charismatic enough and chats with his viewers enough that everyone likes to stick around. He's even charismatic enough to have a decent amount of women watching.
>>568419271Do the females here really count though?
>>568419383I'm talking about random girls, not erg girls.
>>568419493they are all trannies
Who is the trve King of /erg/ Devil Knight or Zorban?
>>568419564Based on their discord profile pictures on his server they look like real women.Funny they stick around when he shits on women on stream and is casually racist. He's not attractive so is this what happens when you have a good voice and charisma? I see them talk about falling asleep listening to him talk on stream
>>568419493biofems dont watch fat numales play children games, they go outside to suck penis and buy new clothes and browse ticktock
what causes someone to pick scholar
>>568419852first you need to be fat ginger and retarded
:)
>>568419828Black penis*
>>568419852this but wylder and guardian
>>568419786Women like casual racism. They can tell the tide is shifting. They hate shitskins because they keep raping and killing them. >I see them talk about falling asleep listening to him talk on streamHe's got a deep voice. Helps a lot. I could probably stream NR. Maybe I should get back to it. Not that I'd ever post it here. >>568419906>>568419852Deep mental deficiency.
>>568419786>is this what happens when you have a good voice and charisma?Yes. It's clear he doesn't hate women and isn't scared of them or think poorly of them, so him talking about beating up women is absurdist and funny. They were all crying from laughter the other day when he talked about punching women.
>Deviljeet mindbroken and rent free about PakiBVLLS
All this talk about nice voices and deep voices makes me think erg boys should post vocaroos
>>568420020do you look like this/do this
>>568420301No. I do have a big deep voice though. But just a generic Western NA accent so I'm not pulling that advantage.
Yo get in the queue!
>>568419743Devil. That BWC aura is too powerful.
Stop talking in third person
>>568420391Post voice
>>568420431No I'm gooning to Zorban's asmr videos
>>568420715I don't play with /erg/ and I'm certainly not posting my voice either. You'll just have to take my word for it.
>>568420860*sad horny noises*
>>568420928Yeah. Exactlywhy I don't do that. I'm a heterosexual radical transphobe with a wife so even on the 0.0001% chance you're an eligible XX haver, I'm not interested.
>>568421118I'm so sorry for your wife
>>568421260Yeah she hates having a big guy with huge hands and a thick cock. She's suffering so much when I defend her rights as a woman against mentally ill gay men.
>>568421375Where did you get this picture of me?
>>568421375Well now you have to post your cock, your hands and your voice or else it's all fake and lies
So what's you're guilty favorite weapon? I just fell in love with Envoy's Greathorn but what's your equivalent? The criteria>Actually passably strong>Somehow underrated and rarely seen/used>You'd drop it for a meta weapon with even a mid passive without thinkingName it. >>568421627Nah that's actually one of my favorite things about having a big ol' hog. I can just truthfully talk about it and watch people seethe and cope while knowing I'm not lying. I can touch the left CTRL and right CTRL simultaneously with my thumb and pinky.
>>568419271shut the fuck up zorbjeet
>>568421920Cleaver. I got it once with a charge effect and I've been chasing that high ever since.
>>568421920Take real meds druggiefaggot.
>Deviljeet >Trishjeet>Terrjeet>ZorbjeetThe 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse
*Saviors of /erg/
Trvke
gg librasorry i went down from greedy ash use against shitter mobs just for the dps rush
Nice. Mostly /erg/ runs with a few chinese randoms
>>568422865It's all good. GG. Why play and not have FUN?! I died to a rat in the first millisecond in a game today. Was fun.@practice: Interesting vig stacking on ironeye. You rike it?
Haven't had a match in a while. Maybe I should lay my head down for a minute.
>>568422984He likes dealing 0 damage yes
>>568423167I give him ranged weapon damage up of all colors.
>>568423239He drops purple ranged damage+ for a grey damage negation at full hp
>>568422978no webm = didn't happen
>>568423410What would the webm prove
>Elden Ring has body types instead of gender>everyone either calls you "my good man / sir" or lady anyways, instead of using gender neutral language>even the Japanese version of the game uses body types>choosing a female voice for your character has no effectWhat is even the point? I mean you could technically argue that there is still no correlation between body type and gender and the NPCs just make an educated guess about your gender identity, but this would also mean they ignore your voice. Or maybe they are deliberately ignoring your voice, which would mean they intentionally misgender you? Unless the assumption is that to play as a tranny you choose the body type you want, but keep the voice of the gender you don't want, because that is how it's often is in IRL. Then the intentionally ignoring of your voice for the sake of identifying your gender is tolerant again. Considering the Japanese are behind in terms of these kinds of social changes, they may think transsexuals are all crossdressers like how they were seen in the 90s and early 2000s.
>>568401767not enough commitment to the damagemaxxing
>>568423623Go back to /pol/
>>568423715But it doesn't make sense, no matter what side of the political isle you are on. I just objectively described the situation without making my own political opinion known!
>>568423784stop trying to make sense of zog and tranny worship, its like trying to make sense of 1+1=3just accept that they put it in the game because they wanted extra bucks from their western goycattle audience
>>568423623>What is even the point?Humiliation and the control of language.
>>568423563That you didn't lose and savescum a streak? You need a full log of 9999s (your Depth score is server-side and not tied to savefile so you cant savescum that)
>>568423623so weak of them to not let you choose the man voice on type b
>>568423928Has anyone actually posted proof
Schlop Schlop Schlop Wylder Cummies in Duchess and Recluse Tummies Schlop Schlop Schlop
>>568424232Yeah cc and devilknight off the top of my head
>>568423410>>568423928
>>568424312Yes. Having Wylder’s babies!
>>568424401Well done
>>568424401>>568422978I’m happy I didn’t ruin your streak! I got to be a part of it too which means it’s an honest streak
>>568424312>>568424480So true sirs
>>568424232Sludge and Zabito Boga (rip)
>>568424401>9800>Duchess and Ironeye games invalid
>>568424704He did have 101 games so 100 at 9999 still counts
>This robe is the image of his fervent desire having broken free, laying bare his greatest wish
>>568421375based and I'm glad I'm not the only married person here
>>568424624cringe
>>568424704Should be basic math if you keep in mind i lost a match at 9999 and then started the 101 streak
izzat list?
>>568425337>>568424931It only shows your last 100 games meaning the 9800 is included in the streak.
gg Caligo.I got a little too excited and used my ult early. Should have saved it for the second cancel.
Glad I didn't down during the nightlord. It's too late now, gg...
This was funny. I used my pillar on a grafted scion. It was stuck in the middle, but that didn't matter because it immediately did its shout and KO'd all three of us. The power of the Balancers saved us from wiping though.
>>568425732I always forget these guys don't have stun like BBH. I was midway through doing my R1 chain to get the buff when it roared. I think practice jumped into it from the spiritspring.
A zdps Wylder will join the queue in like 5 hours maybe.
Nightreign invaders are so cheap it's not even funny. I thought I had this nice strategy to throw a bomb at the invader, knock them down, and then get a free charge attack as they wake up. It's worked a bunch of times before. However this time, the invading Raider happened to be jumping when I threw the bomb. He still fell back. But I suppose the fact that he fell from the air instead of the ground, gave him the super power to stand up in an instant and charge attack me himself. Keep in mind, I'm also Raider, and I immediately started charging my attack when the invader downed. So in less than the time it takes me to charge my R2, an invader of the same class can recover from their fall animation and counter with their own R2.They're not even trying to disguise how unfair the AI is.
>>568426442Don’t 1v1 raiders or executors unless you’re stunlocking them with AoEs.
>>568426565The bomb knockdown trick has proven reliable so far. I just have to remember that knocking them out of the air is unsafe.
Crease nuke
I’ll become better at the game so I won’t get backstabbed and one shot by common foot soldier while I’m looking through the orb.
>>568426543Kino, see you there
>>568426565Wyldgawds can parrymog exejeets thoughbeit.
>>568426980What are the affixes for all the characters
>>568423167It looked like his damage was fine, and he was melee I think. Also, Ironeye doesn't really need to do damage, as long as they mark I'm fine with it.
>>568427083Ironeye: block and spam attacks and pray he doesn't use mark (unreactable)Recluse: spam attacks and hope she doesn't use glintstone scraps (near instant startup)Duchess: spam attacks, hopefully you don't trade with her quick attacksWylder: straightforward just hope you don't trade due to lat and he can also parry youRaider: Don't try to trade, use AoE and ranged attacks or backstab or parry fishGuardian: Same as Raider, but Wylders hookshot can (should) guard break him in 1 hook and riposte. executor: straightforward but don't attack if he pulls out suncatcher and wait for him to put it away, parry or backstab fish are options. Scholar: same as the other spammable ones but he has quick attacks and likes to dodge spam like Duchess. He will always use perfumes and heal himself once if you dont burst him down fast enoughUndertaker: same as Wylder just faster weapon
>>568427779Thanks for the tips but I should’ve said Suffixes. Like WyldGAWD and ExeJEET. Would duchess be Duchesshitters or something
>fell asleep while queuing Nyo…I was on a 35 streak on rotating characters too
>>568426565Literally how are you supposed to fight them DOE?I had an instance where I had a clear shot on executors back (not a backstab but some free R1's) but because my teammates were retarded jobber R1 monkies they both died while he had aggro on them so when I was mid-attack the fucker snap 180'd in the middle of the attack that oneshot my teammates and fucking killed me. Genuinely no idea how you're supposed to fight them without a massive range advantage or cheese
>>568427970You sound like creasy
>>568428275depends on your weapon and nightfarer
Do I look cool or cringe
>>568427936From memory:Wyldgawd/Wyldaryan/Wyldalit/Wyldjeet/Wyldsaarexejeet/exetroon/exeunuch/exepajeet/exepaki/exedalit/execuckUnderbimbo/Undertroon/undertrannyDuchsissy/Duchshitter/CrutchessIronsissy/Irongawdbirdjeetraidjeet/raidgroid/raidtardscholard/scholcuckrevtroon/revtranny/revetroon/revetrannyreclutroon/reclubimbo/reclutinx/recluboon/reclushitter
>>568428320any nightfarer that doesn't spawn in with ranged options (besides raider ig, where you can iframe through a full attack completely safely once every 20 seconds). All you can do is run around and hopefully pick up throwing knives or farm for another ult. Or if you're playing with people with actual brain cells just rotate aggro and blender them when you can and hope guardian and ironeye don't do their skill
stinky armor
>>568427779Do not spam attacks at the duchess invader. Hit and run, she gains super armour at the dumbest time and no hero can survive her double crossup
>>568428381Moonlight makes you cringe
>>568428476stunning...
>>568428495What should I swap it with to match the Helphen
>>568428476>and no hero can survive her double crossupNah sixth sense would win
still so retarded there's no rev invader. recluse invader uses different spells and magic based items. just let rev do the same. give her wog + catch flame and let her summon a wandering noble or something. her drop can just be a +3 finger seal with random incants
>>568428568A second Helphen, Solitude, Serpent-Hunter
>>568428568cold 'burger
>>568428568Death's poker, if you want another frostbite greatsword
>>568428568The other posters are retarded faggots.Dual buffed magic+cold swords with magic laser R2s is the best combo in the game.
queue dood, wat nou?
queue seems a bit dead rn
go live and get sniped
>>568429042>lappakiShalln't be queueing me thinks
how about now
>>568429042schizo freak
>>568428990t.0 aesthetic retard
>>568429180Too hot to me playing rn sorry nice image though
>erg nightreign ends with a fizzle of terr/creasy/extremist nightmare lobbieshow sad is that
don’t want to play with cheaters
Sick of carrying these boosted Duchess randoms in my d4 games
>>568429443Hmm it shows a victory screen here though?
Another creasy carry
>>568429564upload the vod
>>568429451You don't play the game period
>>568429592>>568429660uh oh terr melty
>gradual flasks>improved poise>gradual flasks>frenzy while walking>gradual flasksdamn these gaol passives are BUSSIN!
>>568429660Terr is a cheater, you play with xhim
>>568429592I'm making myself easier to carry every day. :)
>>568430323No, I meant you were the carrier, take the compliment ya dork
>>568430148Proof?
>>568430606Xhe evades the proof to show xhe isn’t. Therefore a cheater proven until not
>>568430437>take the compliment ya dorkBut I didn't carry that game. At least, I don't recall carrying. If I remember correctly, we completely bullied Dreglord.
>>568430668So no proof? Nurse, bring in the next dose.
>>568430673>completely bullied DreglordYep, another creasycarry as I thought.
>>568415384He's so cool...
>>568430874Said no one ever also see >>568425732
>>568430794>no proof>isn’t showing his match history>time frames don’t make sense>lost more than a few day ago making the time frame even more implausible I think that counts as evidence your honor
>>568430971I said it.
>>568431029He should rename himself cheaterr at this point. Or maybe sneedger
Someone please check up on that guy near the castle skip
DOGSDINOBUGSSQUIDGOATHORSELIZARD'GELSSKULLYPINCUSHION
cc please duo queue with me im sorry for slopmogging you
>>568431725No fuck that guy, shot me with a crossbow when I was just passing by to do some shopping once. Deserves whatever happened to him to make him sad.
I feel bad for wylders imagine your biggest fan being a 40 year old obese failed male. Grim stuff
>>568433705I'm a girl
>>568433705true devil is so weird and lame...
>>568433705Meanwhile, exejeets have zero fans, so lame and brown.
>>568434162>how can i make this about exejeets
>>568434281>the exejeet cries out in pain as it strikes you
>>568434441>obsessed schizo drivel
fucking dragon
>>568435063>rent free seethe post
>>568435454>backing yourself into a corner
mooooom the schizos are fighting again
I want another demondarksoulsbornekiroring man>But we're still playing Nightreign right nowYou know what I mean>But there's Eldie Ring: Tarnished Edition soonA remake isnt the same>What about le DuskbloodsYou know what I mean(2)I want a NEW demondarksoulsbornekiroring game, I want it SINGLEPLAYER and NO OPEN WORLD and GOOD and FUN
>>568436202>bro doesnt know about cerulean onslaughtyou living under a rock bro?
>>568436490cerulean onslaught will be open world doebeit
cerulean onslaught is just the codename, the actual game will be dark souls 2: SotfS 2
>>568436202I don't want another zanzibartian RPG, we've had enough of those, I want another multiplayer souls game
can someone explain why st trina's place is completely full of these fat ugly niggas
>>568437959trina is into fat ugly bastards
>>568437959>Cute loli goddess>Always sleeping and won't wake up no matter what you do to her bodyI wonder why
>you now remember the st trina ryonaposter
>>568438079Do you really think those skinny fat fucks can make it past putrescent knight
>>568438423He's in on it too. They had a good thing going until we came along
>>568438540No that's just your porn addicted headcanon which makes zero sense
Seriously though where is it
>>568436202>Duskbloods>Console exclusive to Switch 2Why the fuck would they do that
>>568439521why do you think?
>>568439664>Make [game] exclusive to [platform]>Only people who own [platform] can buy your [game]>Make [game] not exclusive>More people can buy your [game] meaning you sell more copies and get more moneyIt doesn't make sense
>>568439751You have no idea how much nintendo paid them for exclusivity
>>568439751It does if the payment for being exclusive is more than you forecast to sell on both platforms or if the payment funds a game you wouldn't have otherwise madeI dont like it either, it is what is however
duskbluds
nintendo is a nigger company btw
Dont use that word man... what the hell.
>>568440371
queued
>>568440551Middle school humor.
>>568441220
>>568433705That’s a harsh description. First of all I’m quite pretty. I get a lot of free food and drinks because of my face and smile. Second, big, honest American made boobs. Third, Wylder is peak husbando, and guys who main him are just as handsome and gawdlike, don’t be jealous. Also>Using the term failed maleI know what you are, pervert.
>>568442346
I’m pretty handsome. I main scholar.
Question to all of the sp/erg/s here:>Are people, who use A to jump even Human?Imagine having completely conditioned your brain to recognize A as the standard "interact" button and letting a company just brainwash you into thinking it's for jumping. Couldn't be me!
>>568442346>I'm quite pretty You look like chris chan>because of my face and smileIn reality people are actually scared of you so they think if they give the ogre free food you'll hopefully leave them alone>American made boobsNo matter how much estrogen you take you will never be a real woman nor look like a real woman>using the term failed maleYes that is precisely what you are
I’m a really pretty, I main guardian
I’m a fat mentally ill slob, I main iron eye
>>568443236Scholar mains confirmed for being handsome. >>568443391Guardian mains confirmed for being pretty.
>>568443236Women feels safe around you because you are too cowardly to act on your impulses>>568443391Women feel drawn to you because you are self destructive>>568443519Women are jealous of you because you are more toxic than them
That’s the end of my joke
I'm fat gay and retarded, who should I main?
I was thinking about that spell which you lick things. My top 5 things to lick would be 5) ertree avatars 4. The metal nox ball3/ astel 2: blaidd 1 - the Elden ring
>>568443815Raider, remembrance skin, grease+2 build, only wave at other guys.
Just emulate it
'zuk mogs you uggos no diff
Where Noktily @
>>568443519practinx...
I'm a gay brown cuckold and I main executor...
I have a huge gock and I main revenant
I’m a fat bald tranny, dark souls 3 remastered is my dream game
>>568444284fr no cap
1/3
The 'Zuk has been dead for 4 years, stop posting about him
jee got kinda owned in the new one
I’m a fat ball tranny and I love to post in erg
I’m fat
>>568445631qrd?
>jeetwhine
>>568444361you'll find xer in some elden ring or nightreign twitch chats
How do I play with erganons?
>>568446721>terrjeet POV:
Sorry for messing up there, I pulled a muscle in my jaw while yawning and had to take my hands off my keyboard+mouse to massage the underside of my jaw
>>568446831No one has terr blocked except for deviljeet out of jealousy
>>568447346don't talk about yourself in third person terrblocked
>>568447676Shut up deviljeet no one likes your brown cheating relics ass
>>568447916>cheaterr meltdownYou are more blocked than trish.
gg.Didn't hear the match start over the sound of my audiobook, so I missed the character select screen. Accidentally chose Raider for dogs. Good thing it was only regular dogs.
I just had the worst guardian game ever, I only got one halberd drop and it was a loretta's with LLTBT, this character is fucking cursed
>>568448310fuaarkkk brah look at those honker tonkers
>>568448292>devilsaar thread shitting per usualI'm surprised you still dare to show your face around here after you got exposed many times
>>568446683you need to play with random people first if you are new
>>568446683use the password in multiplayer passworderg
>>568448689awooooga
>>568415701>That was cancer, fuck you trish for dodging Guardian and Dreglord.You have like a million HP devil what are you afraid of
>>568446683You need to play through the entire game first. Get to end game content. And then you need to get good at end game content. Otherwise you will be blocked by most and your steam name will be ranked in shit tier on the public tier list. Enjoy your coop game.
what about the SMELLden ring
>>568449192Huh? Isn't the explosion supposed to do a billion damage at once?
im gonna do it im gonna use the cheating engine to make a pvp invasion build in elden ring
>>568449229Don't reply twice maggot faggot thread shitter
>>568449474yes!!! dooo it do it do it
>>568449229Nothing? That's why I didn't queue dodge like you.
>>568449582I was sleepy idc what boss is it if it's ED balancer or sadam hussein
>>568449410perfume canceled most of it but it's tankable even without
trishtroon is so lame and weird that's why cc and practice are better than him
>>568449567why are you being so suspiciously enthusiastic
>>568449673I think you dodged the guardian, to be honest, and the first reply you made reinforced that, but if you were tired, then maybe it was a coincidence.
>>568449879lol no i like playing with extremistwith guardian players I can practice my meele cuz longer fights
>>568449748Oh oops I didn't notice the perfume.
terrcuck is so lame and brown that's why Devil knight and man bird are better than him
>erg trying not to gossip like women for 1 dayYou lame schizos
>>568449948ok
>>568449474It’s definitely quick and easy for trying stuff out. I find however that I get bored easier. Half the fun is the pve portion of playing through the game and getting the items I need.
>>568450107manbird hasn't shown up in months but good job exposing yourself as a thread shitter who dptg
>>568450330Some of you really need to learn how to dodge with other people around.
>>568450453you seem upset
Wakey wakey erg, its time to do some evergoals
>>568450372problem with that is that you have to farm crafting materials and thats no fun
>>568450508No
>>568450508shifty...
>>568450508i refuse
What irks me is there's so many more good options to slot in instead of gaols, gaols is like creative bankruptcy
>>568450508Are you a caster?
>>568450553>>568450559>>568450623I am not asking>>568450883Not really for spell casters, other than school maxxing, which is boring>>568451023probably
>>568451181Personally I preffer slotting in defmotag 0 on normal relics, some people on the PW never fucking ult. I think more ults makes more difference in runs than 10% damage in average, damage passives from items are much better nowadays
>>568449862wanted to look sussy but there's no reason behind it, hope you don't get bored like that other anon said and have fun
i took off all damage relics and slotted in hp insteadit's fun getting to experience nightlord fights again that don't end in like a minute
>>568451385Depends on who you're playing really, I run it for wylder but not rev or duchess
today I will play no glass necklace no dex respec undertaker, do be prepared
>>568451869>They just stand around and let you hit them>They actually flinch when attackedWhat is this fiction?
>>568451710That's kinda why I sometimes do big FP only +6 affinity/incants Rev. It's nice being able to use a variety of spells and throwing like 10-15 of them instead of throwing a couple of 3-5000 nukes that delete everything instantly. >>568451869Chad RaiderGAWD going full unga...Unironically hot.
>>568452216>They just stand around and let you hit themyes, that is one of the benefits of dewormingthey stay stunned for 10 seconds afterwards
Remember when everyone was against killing the worm, literal sheep
says the 3bar enthusiast
>>568451869>>568452453>>568452506I haven't done this fight a lot yet, what's the difference between killing the worm and not killing it?
ggs gigadino. I found a legendary fucking sword
gg, getting backstabs by teammate twice award.
>>568450521I find playing through the game naturally (without skipping entire sections) provides you with enough upgrade materials for 3 weapons. Unless you wanted to use a great bow in which case yeah cheat in the best arrows fuck farming that shit
>>568452891Hurting the worm takes hp off the main balancers pool and when it dies they all appear stunned for around 5 seconds to hit them for free. And it shortens the fight so less chances of throwing. Really there's many ways to approach this fight. Sometimes you might wanna be safe and not touch the worm because chip damage.
>>568452891killing the worm does as much damage to the overall boss health as killing 3~4 balancers meaning the time spent on worm phase was not wasted it's dangerous in high depths without insurance
>>568452256>raidjeet is a fagMany such cases
>>568449948I don't. I prefer when teammates in the team game actually contribute.
>>568452506The less likely strategy was made by me as a strategy to learn the fight better as it simplifies the balancers patterns. As people have got better at the fight and especially learnt how to dodge the worm its opened the path to killing the worm more consistently and taking more risks. Basically you’re and idiot x stop rewriting history
>>568453459The guy runs no damage outside of balancer relics and he doesn't even use skills half the time.Wylders get called zdps even with phys 14, if he's running no damage or vigor in depths 5 then he's just griefing full stop, he needs to switch out the whirlwind negation for either damage or health.PointToSky needs to run more damage too.
>>568453595Maybe in your sissy runs, don't speak for everybody
>>568452506shut the fuck up trish, it's not optimal it's something you do for fun
>>568454186>just HAS to namedrop xher boogeymantelltale sign of The Raped
>>568452256cringe post, embarrassing even.
>>568453924Shut the fuck up. When ED balancers dropped I was the one who started getting is consistent wins while practice was queue dodging it.
>>568455029So deluded, lil bro thinks he did anything lol
>>568440551good image my husband liked it
>>568455205Says you calling people sheep retard even though people have been discussing killing the worm for 2 months
>>568455856nerve = struck
>no steam db updates at allanniversary cope bros...
>>568456019>Used to play ac6>One day they just drop itFirst time?
gg zap dog that was an amazing ult in that redmane camp creasy 10/10
That was fun.I was going to use my ult to cancel the second transition, so I drank the convert potion, and got a couple extra licks in while he was stomping around, waiting for the opportunity. But those extra little hits just happened to stun him right there. I didn't take the crit, because I just assumed Rev would take it.>>568456279lol, oh that. The thing is, I did the same strat last game, and it knocked the archer off of the balcony to his death. I tried it again here, but as it turns out, the archer was misaligned. Not directly center of the ledge. So he didn't fall. One of you guys started the fight with him, but didn't finish it, which I presume was why he was out of alignment.
>>568456617I figured it wouldn't hit but might as well try, you miss 100% of the shots you dont take.although in this case i missed 100% of the shots I did take...>>568456743yeah i wanted to knock him off with the greatbow but my angle was off
>>568456819The worse part was, he was on the side that made hitting him with R1s impossible, because the fence was to my left. That's why I died up there. Weapon pinged off the wall, then he kills me in a single blow.
>>568454336>30 minutes later>nobody else has replied to my postyou are most definitely the boogeyman because trish is too attention starved to ignore a post with his name in it
>>568457020>the fence was to my leftto my right
>>568457294daily creasycutie humilliation ritual
>>568457191What. Shut up schizo
>trash claiming he invented the less likely strat for balancers
That red BBK felt like it had more HP than the nightlord, GG
>>568457294manta tier
>>568457585>schizo falseflagging delusionsIt's time.
>>568457294Learn how to do the firebomb strat creasy. Just go to the top shelf, turn around and free aim throw it at the archer platform. You’re so fugging cute unf >////<
>>568457695I look like this
>>568450508it's 1:30am
>>568457718hardly it was a very clean game
>>568450883Spellcucks use it mostly. They can't get damage gains outside of night invaders and evergaols easily on normal relics.
>>568457916I think any other relic is making more difference. I haven't seen a caster running gaols on randoms in forever?
>queued for the past hourt. the blocked
>>568457986It probably won't. 5% damage of all types isn't something a spellcaster can find on the non depths side that easily.
Alexa pull up the greasy ragequitting on bears video
need a grease x manta collab
Jarvis pull up the trash ragequitting on demon prince video
>>568418374this>>568419986>terrjeet scat fetish out of nowhere
>>568424639Why is executor cosplaying as Wylder? So lame and raped and gay…
>>568458545We had already lost so it doesn't count
>>568424312Best post all thread keep it up
>>568440371>>568441220you seem… upset?
>>568458617>>568458659You lost and got raped Deviljeet
>>568430668i have the 100 match history here, maybe if you beg for it i might post it
>>568458617>>568458659>>568459062>>568459074Post your nightreign hours
good morning erg!!
>>568459202I beg you for it. Please prove me wrong so we can move on. You are so cool and strong. I love you big time.
>>568444284>>568445407don’t namedrop your bf obnoxious retard
>>568423623>>568423784Ignore the troon but yes you’re right they’re no up to date on the current pozzing yet so this is their weird way of implementing it
Yuh yuh
>>568418121>>568410868
>>568445305>>568444787we know terr
>>568459639doesnt work like that, post steam profile next to your post for extra humiliation
>>568421375>>568425103so shameless
>>568429042>>568429180Dsjeetroon images are so weird…
>>568438540Funny and true canon post thanks for making it :)
>>568445898crazy how we have some brown here who constantly keeps tabs on him what a strange general
Who else doesn't love rapid fire shitpost spam by the same person?
>>568457750ignore the threadshitter we know you’re innocent qveen!
>>568448689take it easy wylder
>>568460692Devilsaars
>>568460981what does izzat mean?
>>568447346>No one has terr blockedIt’s incredible how you’ve actually mindraped yourself into believing this too.
>>568457509>>568457772Don’t call grown manchildren ‘cute’.
is our kween manta returning for the 'sary?
>>568461054Izzat is a term from Arabic, Persian, and South Asian languages (such as Hindi, Urdu, and Punjabi) that translates to honor, dignity, reputation, or social standing. It broadly refers to how a person and their family are viewed by society, and the personal prestige they command.
Defiled chalice so far really hasn't been that painful as I was told it'd be. Most of the fight I was just losing health to blood mode since horizontal iai is bad against doggy.
>>568461178The men here are cute though. You’re all so insecure and awkward and really want to be seen as cool. I think you guys are cool, but you’re also very cute.
>>568461054It's the concept of collective and personal honor as seen by jeets. It's why they can only either gloat and abuse people like delusional psychopaths OR grovel like Homelanders about to get crowbar'd. Izzat is why a father will kill his daughter after she gets raped.
>>568461554>Izzat is why a father will kill his daughter after she gets raped.Wtf jeets are based????
>>568461482>>568461554I thought the devilbrown memes were just false... Why is he using that word
gg ED libra, nice clutchhe teleported on my ass from accross the whole arena while I was healing up (can't blame him)
>>568461903>what are jokes
>>568461908gg can't believe I 2 bars to libra light wall twice.
>>568461903It's a popular word now that a kiwifarms broke containment and went viral. Everybody hates jeets so much nowadays, insight into their internal machinations was welcome and popular. Did you know Izzat actually even explains why they only hire other jeets? The more jeetslaves a jeet employer has, the greater his izzat.
>>568462005>I was only pretending to be retarded Izzat debt indeed kek
>>568461908gg was chilling we had 2 wendies, idk if dropping my rob for the bk was the right choice but it worked out I guess. Also the madness aura into circle true combo was gay af
>>568461908Is remance using strevenant?
>>568460923>>568460917>>568460631Post your nightreign hours
>>568462252also,ENOUGH BALANCERS.
>>568462246nope just good old fundamentalist build
>>568462252gg good run finally we got good staves for our double recluse emememem
>>568462483Balancers is acceptable to dodge I’m so sick of that boss
>>568462493turishu beaaaaaaamThank you for ulting a second time there and mark there it made the whole play>>568462742Am I the only one who likes balancers, they are dangerous and the worm is intense to dodge
>>568462835>Am I the only one who likes balancersYou get them way too many times
gg balancers nice worm kill at the end there
2000 hours later and a Cord End finally dropped. Went and opened the door and I guess the story makes sense now.
>>568462835It’s a great boss fight both regular and ed but they come up too often. Look at pts screenshot. 7 of 8 games being balancers is ridiculous. And just the other day there were like 5 different gg posts from different games and they were all balancers. I want boss variety
>>568462835>Am I the only one who likes balancers, they are dangerous and the worm is intense to dodgeIf you and your team understands how to kite for phase 2, the fight becomes tedious and boring. It's unironically a gimmick fight, like jellyfish.
>>568462964>6th senseSo f*cking cool...
>>568462835I use 100% of my brain and dodge the worm by dodging in character select
>>568462835the worm would be better if it was an actual enemy and not a scripted wait eventsure we're going for the worm kill now but we still need to wait 30sec for it to finish its dance routine
>>568461487Every day Revvy proves she’s the heart and soul of this game and the best Wyldwife.
>>568462083>>568461482Pretty much. The guy you’re responding to knows this btw he’s just trying to dunk on Devil but it’s a common meme everyone knows of at this point it’s funny to tease them with it because their behavior on websites like this obviously reflects this
>>568463234True!
>>568463234Rev mains were made for Wylder mains
>>568462083I don't get how any of this is meant to be exclusive to jeets. Yes, jeets are prideful but it's not like some unique cultural concepts. Arabs are prideful as fuck too
>>568460692terrjeetroon is so lame and raped and weird why doesn’t he just kill himself already we all really want him to…
>>568461663How is that “based”
>>568463140I like to put myself in harm's way so my team won't have to bother dodging it's weird pattern. It just aggroes whoever is close>>568463140>>568463132Well isn't balancers 17% chance to appear while heolstor is only like 9? And yet they gutted great hollow chance, they hate fun
>>568463309Stop talking in third person you weirdo
The Worm is bad design tbqh. I have no idea why people think otherwise. >Unfun>Not even really tolerable or enjoyable to dodge if it decides you're the target>Big gay shockwavesI truly despise it. Other than ED Libra I think SSB Harmonia is the worst phase 2 in the game. >>568463515The biggest misstep ever was cutting down Great Hollow rates. People never got the learn it.
>>568463309I didn't know about it. I'm a boomer and zoomers come up with new words all the time. Also I'm not indian or middle eastern
>>568463476>He would let his whore of a daughter still breathe after getting raped by a MudslimeOkay cuck
>>568463117
>>568463731I don't wanna be that guy but the worm is actually quite simple to dodgehttps://youtu.be/Tp07Vi9hR-4?si=GBD8GQz-meECiOK_&t=281You just run to it's 2 o clock when it's slithering the opposite way...
>>568457294lol, yep that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.>>568457772Who knew that was a thing? Also, don't call a grown many "cute"
>>568461173You don't even play this game let alone with us
>>568464076For the record being flustered that you’re being called cute makes you more cute
>>568464215ok, pepe le pew.
>>568463982Right and if it decides to just surface right the fuck underneath you? Or you get trapped in it's collision while it spazzes around? No. It's just way way way too unfun. It's only strength is how much stress and fear it generates because sometimes it decides to assfuck you and there's nothing you can do. Fuck the blossom is cringe too because sometimes you're trying to stay safe but it turns out the Arena Wall is there and so you're fucked. FUCK Worm Harmonia.
>>568463724>>568464201Please shut up you schizotard you’re so fucking annoying no wonder no one likes you
>>568464506If you don't wanna get trapped in it's weird collisions don't play close to the wall. When the worm spawns, run to the center
>>568463921I didn’t say anything like that. I asked you a question.
>>568464598I CANT SEE THE FUCKING WALL UNLESS IM ON ITIt's dogshit design.
>>568463874Well now you know. Jeets are the newest annoyance so you can expect more stuff like this.
>>568464684I'll admit the arena walls are more of a hazard than the actual bosses most of the time. It's funny when tricephalos does his jumping move against the wall, but he just runs in the spot and hits you
>>568464557Post your nightreign hours then
>>568463921>He would let his whore of a daughter still breathe after getting raped by a Mudslime>Okay cuckShut the fuck up Devil
Pretty sure indians are paid to shit stirr this general and that's why their culture bleeds over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh3FU5NoCzQ&t= Is this erg culcha? They're really cute
>>568465580Who would even pay for that?
>>568463962>him>heNyo.... it can't be....
>>568465781It's cheap labor. Someone who wants to destroy erg? they probably only ask for a couple rupees daily
>5735is this from the upcoming dlc or something?
>>568466386Yep
>>568465897>It's cheap labor. Someone who wants to destroy erg? they probably only ask for a couple rupees dailyWho would want to destroy erg and why?
dead game dead gennie
truly insane run the whole way, finish day 1 at level 3 was something else
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNFbAK3JAB0LearnFromRikimaru
bg I was out of flasks before phase 2 even started, most dogshit regular bugs fight I've ever hadrecluse you were chosen for moth duty 3000 years ago why didn't you fulfill your destiny
>>568465897>>568465781>>568465580@terr penny for your thought son how much you’re getting paid?
>>568466953>day 1 at level 3
>>568466953yep good example of how the wrong fort invader spawn can start a death spiral>>568467070I was on it all of phase 1 but I realise now the lltbt didn't help
>>568466386Learn to reply properly >>568465735
>>568467197I mean, do you see the lobby?
>>568423906>>568423881it’s looking grim…
>>568462835
>Sometimes iskys goes above 300 viewers>Sometimes he doesn't go above 200Bots? That's a drastic difference when he's just playing the same game as usual
>>568468576Oughh he got fucked fr. Crystal torrent is my favorite spell, it's like comet azur but good, it has tracking and everything
>>568468775probably a benefit of not being a guaranteed drop
>>568456019the steam db update was a couple weeks ago
>>568468636He's obviously botting anon there's like 5 people in his chat talking. Nearly everyone ends up botting because there's no repercussion if you get caught. They just want to get to that partner grind.iSkies scares me he's on fat doses of adderall
>>568468983True and it also benefits from crystalian improvement
>>568468636>>568469123Who fucking cares holy shit this isn't your eceleb gossip discord server take your faggotry somewhere else
>>568469294the g in erg is for gossip retard newjeet
>>568469123What's the long term effects of Adderall abuse anyway, is he going to fuck himself up?How long until Zorban starts botting? His chat is really active so I don't think he's doing it just yet
>>568453887I'm a phys stacker enjoyer. If I ever find RKR on a big weapon or fists I'm taking yellow chunks off everything guaranteed
>>568469562Idk it's suspicious all the NR streamers suddenly all peaked at 100-200 viewers at the same time. I've seen way better streamers that don't go past 40 but you can tell their stream is natty. I guess networking helps a lot.
>>568424401grats buddy
>>568469746It's not that suspicious because it's all the same names popping up in different streams. Like Lantic, Dudley, Zorban, Alice all share the same fanbase.
>>568424401>played a bunch with oie>didn't throw his streak phew good job
streak more like steak
>>568469123>iSkies scares me he's on fat doses of adderallWouldn't surprise me. He streams for insane hours sometimes, very degenerate lifestyle
>>568470017>another anon did something?>how can I make it about me
>>568470529>my boogeyman said something?>How can i make it look bad because i'm obssessed
>>568447346>No one has terr blockedlol
>>568470619I don't think you know what it means to call someone a boogeyman ESL
>>568470675Name 10 people
>>568470837oof nerves struck not a good look
I don't really get the point of greatspears in this game.Slow as shit, bad moveset, mediocre damage. Why would I use any of these over an halberd?
>>568470976jackie chan
I hate trash so much it's unrealwhy can't he just be normal
>>568436202>NO OPEN WORLDThis this this>>568436490>>568436756>>568437160“Meme” is stale now dude
>>568471564Running r2
>>568471654Pretty sad and rent free i'm indifferent towards u
>>568471654Never had an issue with her
>>568469294Thank you triggering the threadshitter and speaking truth
>>568471919>THANK YOU TRIGGERINGSAAAAAAAARIt's funny how the threadschizos spent hours daily gossiping but when somebody else does it they can't help it but cry
>her
>>568442461>>568420007>>568419852>>568419142>>568433705>>568426543>>568424639>smeejeeta upset and seething at his betters classic kino for sure
>>568471849It's not rent free if I open the thread and the first 10 images I see are your stupid horse avatarfag
>>568472637Anime website, cry me a river
>>568472491Don't defend trooncake retard
>>568471890So thicc
>>568472031Both are bad you retard grow a brain
>>568473317I'd say discussing a souls streamer is more on topic than schizoing out on "terr" or "trish" for 10 hours daily
>>568473236Name?
>>568473464awooogawowzers you look like that?
>>568473464Oughh
>>568473464Jeffrey Epstein
>>568424401based oie
>>568470619It's not a "boogeyman" if he responded to something you just posted you fucking retard. Fucking underage esls don't even know what words mean.
>>568471849I look like this
>>568474541But he also does that for things I haven't posted so I am his imaginary boogeyman
the projection is unreal
Move /erg/ to /trash/Yay or nay?
>>568474606>heYou just made a boogeyman post retard, good job
>>568475092 I can't recognize all the schizos that harass me sorry
>>568474961Yes!
>>568474961that's where the porn addicted posters should go for sure
>>568475164>it's not a boogeyman, it's multiple boogeymenLol. And calling out your faggotry isn't harassment.
>>568475164here let me help you outit's everyoneeveryone except simpo are the schizos calling you a fag
>>568475417>contradicting yourselfOk let's just move on
>>568475512>more esl misnomers
gg mystery gregblack flame protection my beloved
>>568476239ggI need to fight dreg more.
>>568476239Stop being cc
i can make a nearly CE kino recluse from 2025 if i had the matching colours (i don't know her relic colours and i'm not doing her remembrance ever)
>>>/trash/83073969>>>/trash/83073969>>>/trash/83073969New thread
>>568476602based
>>568473653>>568473593I hate erg boys
>>568476517what am i supposed to be then?
>>568476602we finally get to post porn yay
>>568473449No. They’re both bad. Maybe if they were actually someone of renown.
>>568476602>>568474961Unfunny terrjeetroon “”””joke””””
>>568476974sister? your #nsfw-general????
>>568476239>black flame protection my belovedit's an underrated spell for sure
Someone bake a real thread
this is the last thread say goodbye everynyan
>>56847857570 seconds + any sort of duration extension makes it last foreveri don't know if the healing reduction applies to post-damage healing but it didn't feel like it
>>568479171im in a game, you do it
>>568479171you're someone
i'm a nobody......
>>568428405>Please care about my forced humor
welp this is it, this is where erg diesany last words?
>>568480508i'm gay
>>568480508have it writ upon thy meager grave... slain by discord troons, last of all dilators
new thread for mentally sound heterosexuals>>568480851