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Be a good person
Thanquol soon, friends!
>>568396210>and this is how we'll successfully seduce anon
>Want to play Celts in Attila.>Can't find any units worth shit in their roster except some of the berserker infantry units.
>>568396210>>568396342>no aranessa or repantsupass
>>568396342doesn't take much to seduce me really>>568396612the basic-ass skirmishers are absolutely goated
Khorne > powergap > Slaneesh > Tzeentch > Nurgle
>>568396762nonsense. it'sNurgle > powergap > Khorne > powergap >Tzeentch > powergap >Slaaneshif we're talking rules of cool then it would beKhorne > Tzeentch > Slaanesh > Nurgle
WRONGBOTH OF YOU ARE WRONGTzeentch > Nurgle > Khorne >>>>> Power Gap >>>>>>>>> Traanesh
Nurgle and Khorne are cheat races, Slaanesh and Tzeentch are fair
Nagash where are you...
Nagash is my favorite chaos god!
Favorite Daughter of the Dragon Emperor.
>Nurgle being anywhere except dead last due to their dogshit mechanicsNobody thinks this. Tamurkhan specifically makes it work himself by just being broken hero-hammer gameplay, but nurgle itself as a race is probably bottom 3 in the entire game.
What about the horned rat
Hashut mogs
>>568398545He's a good guy
>>568398330>what do you mean i cant steamroll the map by turn 20 dogshit faction NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO
>For some reason I assumed Nagash is just the strongest skelly boy ever with how he's hyped up.>No, he got his ass beat like 4 times before the ET and his major feats are he's damn near impossible to permakill, and he's the definition of "good luck I'm behind 7000 skeletons" necromancersWas his whole claim to fame that back in his day no one else knew how to raise skeleton armies instead of 3 separate factions being able to do it?
>>568399292didn't he literally invent necromancy
>>568399292He invented the entire idea of raising the dead, and all undead were either directly or indirectly created by him. Including all vampires and necromancers. He also killed and raised the entire ancient kingdom of Nehekhara and created the Tomb Kings. And he nearly ended the world a couple times. Also wrote some books with magics other people still haven't figured out.
>>568399292All of his factions basically don’t respect him either
>>568399543>>568399495TECHNICALLY he didn't invent it, he invented the ability to do it at scale, everyone else could at best produce a personal manservant and that's about it>Also wrote some books with magics other people still haven't figured out.They can't figure it out, he went Sauron on that shit and infused his own soul into the books so you literally can't fully understand them without being him.
>>568399578Except Arkhan who is the world's biggest ass-kisser, which is impressive for someone without any lips
>>568398330I didn't realize we were grading them by faction mechanics, I was just grading them by the gods themselves.
>>568399578>>568399658>the books are just Nagash’s Voldemort diaries bitching about what a failure he is and how nobody respects him
>>568400230Nah they're like 90% mysticism and magic and shit, and the last 10% is the words twisting and warping and going "nyeeeeeeh fuck you, you're not me" so that you can't glean anything useful out of it.
>>568396210Why is Ulrika on the evil side
>>568400394That's the good side
>>568399292>I assumed Nagash is just the strongest skelly boy everI mean he is, objectively, but the writers loved showing him getting whooped upside the head for the most bullshit is reasons, like that time after his previous defeat to the Skaven, he forged supremely powerful wargear (despite knowing nothing about smithing), that made him stronger than he's ever been, just to lose to a glowy sword that was killing the guy wielding it simply for touching the thing.Someone I know said it best: Nagash is like Fate Gilgamesh, he's incredibly powerful and will always find new and exciting ways to snatch defeat right out of the jaws of victory.
>>568400394>>568400508it's not good vs evil it's red vs blue
>>568400846Wasn't his fault that dumb slut closed his vaults.
>>568401262I can't tell if you're being literal or just making a metaphor for when his wife cut off his penis as an act of revenge.
>>568396210There should be a gay version of this
>>568401684no, there shouldn't
>>568401754Yes there should
>>568401451What the fuck is wrong with you?While Gilgamesh was fighting Lionheart some half god wamen appeared with the key to his vaults and closed them, leaving him without any way to fight so he got defeated.
>>568401972>What the fuck is wrong with you?That literally happaned to Nagash, his wife/sex-slave who he regularly abused sliced it off at one point. This is long before he became a skelly man.
>>568402060We wuz kangs
nyagash :3
>>568401684why are you gay
>>568403853Why are you not?
>>568397959>Competition is just Yin-Yin>Yuan Bo is still more favoured than her>Everyone jobs to Orks anyways and gets replaced by daddy Krondys Okay ho
>>568405940The ork jobbing isn't canon anymore.
>>568405363I... don't know...
>>568406710If you don't lewd Miao Ying in her true form, you're not a true fan
Babe, would you still love me if I became a Chaos Spawn??
>>568407374what should I masturbate to
>>568400394>Undead scum>Anywhere but on the evil side
>>568396210lovely artist though
>>568408347>what should I masturbate to
>>568409224another one for my collection
>>568396210>>568409224
>>568409573love Repanse in the background thanks for sharing
Alright, I'll ask the real questions here. Left, right, or gunpowder-chan in the back
>>568410397OH NO WAIT
>Page 9ded thread
>>568414743
>>568414743No
>>568396963>Khorne > Tzeentch > Slaanesh > NurgleObjective ranking for CW aesthetics for each god, Khornate CW drip is unbeatable, though Tzeentch and Slaanesh are still both quite respectable.Nurgle CW’s aren’t even necessarily bad, they just don’t look nearly as cool.
>this armyI have no fucking chance huhthe second one is almost as scary
I think Khornes fine but I really like slaaneshs stuff more, minus the elf stuff. They kinda dropped the ball there. I also wish tww had scheme maker because I fucking hate purple and want batshit insane schemes.
>>568418470I like the Slaaneshi CW aesthetic being simply extremely polished armor and fancy crests on their helmets, it’s appropriately peacockish.Also did you post that picture because it’s vaguely slaaneshi in nature, or did you not intend to post what is clearly 2 niggas jerking each other?
>>568418380you'll need an identical army and then kill off their cav and elephants asap
>>568418470>>568419168I don't know what I missed but I got a good laugh out of it anons, so thank you.
Thanquol Tomorrow.
>>568420703
am i stupid, steam says you can play Warhammer 3 for free during Skulls but when I go to the page it's just showing the game on sale
yeeeeeeowch!
Is there a reason Zhao Ming died in 3 out of fucking 3 Bhashiva campaigns I kept restarting? Do you have to drop everything to go and handhold him to take out his starting rebel enemies or some stupid shit like that? It absolutely destroys immersion, given the entire point of her campaign is to win Zhao good kitty points
>>568423551Cathay AI is shit and doesn't have many friends nearby. Miao Ying always dies. Zhao Ming can survive a prosper, but rarely does.
Dead.
>>568426678The PC Gaming Show will save us
>Legend's YouTube comments are so obviously botted. No wonder nobody had his back. Nobody was there in the first place
>>568426678Grim, even
>>568427729>WeghLegendthat's Lusted though
Whens the best time to leave Kairos area after confederating Sarthorael? Im gonna assume I should abandon/sell off the rest of my land to either the Tzeentch or Slaanesh faction then end up in Bretonnia where nothing can beat me after killing Teclis, right?
>>568428240I always save Sarthorel asap then move to the east until I border traanesh. Give them a city for a alliance. Then cult teleport to start the real campaign.
(YOU) Are given the chance to make the next historical total war! But it cannot be during an era that already has a game. What era do you pick?
>>568428729Pharaoh 2 in early iron age. I don't care about histoids seething. I enjoyed the first one.
>>568428835Does early Iron age egypt have much going on?
>>568428892I want all the Pharaoh faction in the game so Greeks and Assyrians too. Plenty happened in there for a game.
>>568428729BOCO NO PIKE AND SHOT
>>568428729the hyborean age>it's not reshut up
>>568396210I really enjoy how he managed to sneak a single foot into this picture lol
This is embarrasing.
>>568430097Wow, your Alarielle was able to take Phoenix Gate!?!?
>Longma riders moved from tier 5 to tier 4>Foot Squires (aka downgraded Greatswords) are still tier 4
new beastmen tech just dropped
>>568405940The fact that whatever furry sculptor made this thing included a fucking cock imprint always cracks me up
Cadian waiting room.
>>568431804>waitingThey are in the key art what are you even waiting for?
>>568430224Foot Squires are budget AP option. Literally meant to suck. Greatswords are almost a third more expensive. This is similar price difference as Greatsword -> Swordmasters of Hoeth (about a third more expensive). Gameplaywise they are meant to be cheap so a) you cant just ignore knights and rely on strong armored AP frontline, killing Bretonnia's cavalry focusb) t4 so your primary early AP option will be Questing Knights to make you rely on cavalry (t3 is lightning fast to get, t4 is extra ~15-30 turns depending on whether you rush it or not)c) to round out the roster against higher tier threats. They wont brawl down Chaos Warriors GW sure, but they'll actually deal damage unlike MaA so your cavalry charge can rout them with a single charge instead of getting bogged downI know such intricacies may be difficult to grasp but the design idea is clearly there. Whether this meshes with modern WH3 DLC powercreep design where your elite units come online at T2 is entirely another question.
>>568431804cadian = canadian?
>>568433462Pretty much. Canadians also border the eye of terror.
>>568433462More like CACAdia!
>>568433462initially yes, but they have long since been the model of standard IG
i thought delves were canadian, given the geography and all
>>568428729Something between medieval and empire.Basically total war: eu4>>568428835Based>>568428892Mostly getting btfo by kushites and whatever superpower is in charge of mesopotamia at the moment
>>568428729stone age
>>568431580They found a remote island and camped on it, shitlord
>>568428729Finno-Korean hyperwar
Nice autoresolve lol
>>568429361this
>>568435557Every fucking time. Incredibly that they still haven't fixed this shit.
PLEASE PERTURABO I'LL DO ANYTHING! DO YOU STILL REMEMBER YOUR SISTER? I CAN SUMMON MY DAEMONS AND LET THEM TRANSFORM INTO HER LIKENESS! I'LL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? I'LL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN THE WARP!
>>568435557PLAY THE GAME!
>>568436550>runs away like a little bitch when he learns dark angels and ultramarines are cominglol, LMAOThe most inferior of the brothers, below even Lorgar.
>>568430224When Bretonnia gets Foot Knights of the Realm they'd be demoted to Tier 3.
>>568436550Does Perturabo come from perturbation?
>>568431610
>>568437015>When Bretonnia getsWhy are you doing this to yourself?
>>568437004>Ultramarines in 30KAbsolute kino, peak, the Imperium's finest>Ultramarines in 40KFucking worse than the Dark Angels and Space Wolves combined. Bottom of the barrel trash.
>>568437336>the Imperium's finestThey aren't even in the top 3 most accomplished legions.
>>568437336>Absolute kino, peak, the Imperium's finestIn 30k they're a mid Chapter along with the Dark Angels and White Scars.30k are all about Blood Angels and Imperial Fists.Then you have the 4 losers called the Space Wolves, Iron Hands, Salamanders and Raven Guard.
>>568437697The unique dark angel models are the literal PEAK of 30k. Dark angel praetor in catpharacti armor is the essence of 30k captured in resin. We never again come so close to perfection.
>>568437837For me, it's the deathwing companions.
I'm excited for 40k
STAB HIMBITE HIMCUT OUT HIS LIVERNNNNYYYYYYYEAAAAARRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
undead general
>>568438903I'm excited for 40k because these are cool.
>>568442090Such is the power of Nagash.
>>568437268>>568437015>Bretonnia gets dismounted knights>they are still built from Stables because they are still knights
>>568442301>40kanon...
https://youtu.be/52z33mHCjbgsuch a trvthnukeloved med 2 sieges
>>568443487If I parked this in the gate in Med2 all the cheese strats legend uses would fall appart.
lvl 50 tamurkhan kinda feels like cheatingu run into their whole stack and unless they have like idk 10 squads of riflemen or bludnerbuss they can't do anything to this guy
>>568444238Malus felt like that before he got nerfed by dawi tears.
>>568444238dudes a beast
>>568444483Daemonfag tears ackshually.
Augustus, Imperator sacrae urbis Romae, novum praesidem huic filo constituit: Senator Anonymous Biggus Dickus. Ex hoc tempore, Roma vectigal vestrum non iam remittet.
>>568445073donus...that's how all my rome campaigns end
>>568445073>>568445207based Ave Anonymous Anonii !!
>>568445207Optime. Nunc iterum orbem terrarum expugnā, modo 'Divide et Impera' in difficultate fabulosa adhibito.
>>568445073>>568445207>>568445271>>568445371https://youtube.com/watch?v=ojC-zTXSAsY
>>568445073Quaeso ut Imperium Divisum deinde ludas.
>>568445871Queso?
fucks are just standing there menacingly
>>568446259Non, ille caseus est.
>>568444785Better a daniel campaign end at turn 5 instead of you realizing how shit is after turn 50.
Histfags are getting uppity again
>>568446389holy shitits still max 3 armies per battle in WH right?
>>568447203me and my boyz
>>568446978better than furryshit and other general faggotry
>>568446389>>568447203HOW HAVE THEY STILL NOT FIXED THIS BUG WHEN A MODDER DID AGES AGO
>>568446978I'm just sayin' they had multi level sieges and responsive units in shogun 2 and that's on the same engine as Warhammer so idk what went wrong
>>568448235Balancing the game around spearmanii is much easier than around dragons.
>>568448235non-humanoid units
I wanna actually finish a run in 3kbut I hate how literally the whole map turns against you 30-40% in every timehappened when I was liu beihow do I stop that? I don't want a 5 front war
>>568448295>>568448281med 2 had gunpowder elephants and working multi-level sieges too, so I don't see how exactly it's a design problem. and dragons just fly over walls anyway, why wouldn't they work in a Shogun 2 siege layout?
>>568448557You can't, the diplomatic malus you get from being king is too hard to overcome and when one faction declares war on you the others will follow since the AI perceives you as weaker.
>>568448950I see, I guess the trick is to play a corner civleast till im more used to the gameit was fun for realespecially the fire mechanics the battles imo looked very nice, maybe better than warhammer which tends to have washed out colors all the time for some reason
I hope that when they release Egrimm/promote Aekold to LL, he isn't as ballbusting as Kairos but not braindead like Changeling.Btw, was there a case where a hero got promoted to LL prior to Todbringer?
>>568449076I'm of two minds, I also enjoy the color but something about the shading makes 3K look mobile gamey to me. At least the battle maps actually reflect the campaign map.
>>568449195>Prior to TodbringerHad a brainfart there since he is a minor faction leader and not a hero
>>568445073Ludus iucundus, quem in hoc modo facere potes, est Iudaeos genocidare, omnes in cohortes Iudaicas conscribendo et deinde omnia aedificia eorum delendo, ut insurgant. Deinde tuos Iudaeos contra Iudaeos insurgentes mittis et eos inter se exstirpari sinis. Scilicet, legionem veram prope habe, quae reliquos necet et postea ordinem restituat.
U protected intercourse with female Nurgle Chosen. They use their "extra limb".
>>568442090Kill them, raise them.
Where are the loli LLs?
Nice "missile warrior" with 2 ammunition lol
so funny how the unit closest to legionnaries in this game... is plagubearers of nurgle(at least I think, idk of any other pillum heavy inf)
>>568449829Never played TW2?
>>568449502>their "extra limb"Describe it.
>>568450147It bothers me sometimes that total war sometimes has moments like this but most of the time is completely devoid of strategy and just has blobs.
>>568450414pillum rain is always my top 5 TW moments regardless of game, so satisfying
>>568450704I get this from using dwarf blunderbussies.
>>568450414>>568450704also >blobsthats why I don't like melee only armies/factions, its just less satisfying to watch melee in this series cause its so clunky, units respond much better to getting range fucked
>>568450917EXCEPT charges forgot to mentiongood chariot charge... good shit
>>568450704If you use place them in Triplex Acies, all three ranks will be able to toss their pilum at a charging enemy before they engage in meleeIf you're fortunate enough where they come one at a time, the lead enemy unit will be targeted by nine different units all throwing their pila at them. This is often enough to shatter them before they get into melee. Then the morale debuff they get cascades rapidly and you may get a mass rout within seconds of charging them yourself.
>>568449501Iesus, anonymus...
>>568445207>>568449501any mods that remove the faction management?i don't mind the generals rebelling, but the marriages and gifts suck major donkey dicki don't want to play sims IV in my total war
>>568451652uhhh maybe, but that's how you avoid rebellions, and you can't have a game about rome without civil war/rebellions, then again in vanilla and most mods keeping it from happening is super easy with bribes/gifts and it doesn't take that long to dopersonally I kinda like marrying my dude to multiple chars just so he has like 20 kids or marrying my son to some barbarian slut and they have 6 kids and I get to pick which one I want to succeed
>>568449501DeI's population system is almost really really good
>>568451652Just marry your family off when they're of age and have your faction leader continually gather support to eventually take over the Senate, that's all you need to worry about.
>>568451652In vanilla you can more or less ignore it. If you don't want rebellions, just click the heckin epic redit button 'Buy Loyalty' if there is a risk of civil war and you're cool for 5-10 turns. Divide Et Impera de facto mandates you utilize it lest you implode (notice every word in that sentence is latin based btw)
>>568450704what the hell do they have those bigass shields for?
>>568452337they blocked a lot100+ woulda been splatted wo em instead of 50 prob
>>568452278>(notice every word in that sentence is latin based btw)"you" and "it" are native english
>>568452278Lest is Germanic, as is you and it even if they're distant cognates of Latin pronouns. Utilize is also a weird one, it's from Italian and Late Latin with their influx of -izo stems from Greek, the native Latin form is utor.
>>568452337In vanilla its just decoration. In DEI, if an arrow or javelin hits a shield, it physically will stop it from hitting the wielder. Also very heavy infantry like principes/triarii can also get hit with arrows on their helmets and it will glance off. In siege battles you can cheese the AI by depleting all the defending archer ammo by parking a unit of principes in testudo in front of the walls. Meanwhile naked germans will get eviscerated by archers and javelins. You have to really play them as forest ambushers to wreck the Romans. It is generally inadvisable to have a fair fight with them as their superior armor will carry hard in long melee engagements. Using light troops to skirmish and flank is the best for them. Or you can play Carthage and just smack them frontally with war elephants.
>>568448627>med 2 had gunpowder elephantsBro I suggest you actually use them in a siege. You will discover that TW3 isn't as jank as you think it is.
>>568453245im p sure they act like that in para bellum at least, its my fav mod, its like a more arcade-y/close to vanilla take than DEI, with its own supply and logistics system, but much simpler than DEI, DEI is way too much for me, the replenishment in it especially, I'm playing CA not paradox, para bellum is a great middle ground, its getting an update soon I think, maybe then I'll do another rome 2 run problem with rome 2 is besides rome there's nothing to play, greek factions are OP but INCREDIBLY boring and slow to play, barbarian factions seriously lack variety + they're kinda weak, rome has it all meanwhile, I never felt the need to do a full campaign with any other faction in rome 2
>>568428729ez
>>568450917melee is merely a lineholder to buy time for the real kino which is cavalry charge
>>568441006Rome 1 is so kino...
>>568453803STEAM TANK!
>>568453940cav in warhammer doesn't have the same impact as a diamond formation charge in rome 2 tho :/chariots definitely do though, meaty and awesome charges, that's why I kinda miss tomb kings, should play a TK runsome of hte most fun in the game is skellies holding the line and then raping with chariots, when u get those cool OP machines they get a bit more boring
>>568428729WW1 bruh
How come Wulfrik the ETERNAL CHALLENGER can't teleport to LLs directly, but Arbaal can?
>>568454237It's a ludokino humiliationgem. He travels across the planet to challenge the everchosen only to get btfo
>>568453591Something fun and easy you can do in DEI to learn it is play Scythia and do horse archers/cataphracts only. You're like ancient Mongols and nobody can touch you if you micromanage your units well. You can also play turtle Rome if you want. At turn 100 you get the Marian Reforms which basically makes you have unlimited manpower. Before that, you need to recruit from your Patricii and Plebeian classes, and you can easily exhaust those as they are 1% and 5-10% of your population. I always suffer for lack of cavalry because only Patricians can be recruited into them. One bad battle where your cavalry gets mangled and you lose half your upper class and can't replenish them for 10 turns at least. After Marius at turn 100, almost everyone is recruited from the poorfag Proletarii. This is 90% of your population. You now can field 10x as many units with the same population.
>>568454442yeah I was kinda thinkinga horse archer run could be fun, DEI or otherwisejust makes me wanna play attila instead a tiny bit tho.... white huns attila is a slepeer campaign, you don't have the pressure or hassle of the normal huns or romeall you do is follow in the wake of the huns and rape everything at your leisure
>>568454104with mods all things are possible
>>568449646/twg/ can't answer this
>>568454237>>568454389>>568449646imagine losing to this
Anons, assuming they get an update, what alternative lord choices could Bretonnia get aside from Lords and Prophetesses?
succ
>Bretonnialol, lmao
*smacks metal pole on floor*R O M E H A S C O N Q U E R E D
>>568456628ENTER
can somebody buy me a new computer
>>568456919This is the same dude that said the 100th lord will be a very special addition.
nuh uh
>>568456919>on our radarI really don't understand how Vampire Counts ended up as the most neglected and forgotten race in this series. Every other WH1 race has had multiple massive overhauls.
Some of you guys are alrightDon't come to Nuln tomorrow
fuck man I thought I was donefucking greentide
>>568457034
>>568457275Nothing a quick cast of fleshy abundance on Tamurkhan can't fix.
>fight AI that has metal wizard>engage their infantry with my lord>AI rains searing doom on their own troopskek
>>568457352Mr Khan is at his healing cap.
>healing capThis is why you use mods to redo MPfags' retardation.
>>568457352>>568457432yeah i believe it hit its cap? well the nurgle army ability to regen wasn't working on himjust barely thobeast of a frogrider
>>568456013Bow & arrow hunter-types, complete with Sherwood Rangers.That is to say- the lord will suck, the units will be tuned for MP [a mode every player engages with] & will recieve OP buffs in both the LL campaign, and Repanse's for some reason.
>>568457613Healing cap was invented as a preventive measure for a unit(Hydra) CA butchered so much it doesn't even matter.
THE MORTUL WURLD CANNOT CONTAIN ME!I AM AN ARMY!
>>568457030If it makes you feel better, I get only 40fps in Rome II with a 4090Sure, I modded it so base unit sizes are 480 and have 40 units in one army, but still
>>568458062that doesn't make me feel better
>>568458212Then how about I get you pregnant and you can stay at home all day and play on my PC?
>>568458560I'm a man
Speaking of the healing cap, what is the best mod to remove it?
>cheats
>>568458757>
why does GW demand nurgle supremacy?
>>568460150Nurgle is comfy. Playing Nurgle is like posting on /twg/. Nurgle is literally me and all my friends are there too.
>>568460150they relate to the pox
>>568460150Vlad can actually do the exact same Tamurkhan and Skarbrand do, it's just harder. I've done it in a few battles. You land him, charge him from target to target through infantry and everything he touches just dies. It's harder tho. The dragon tends to not wanna go into charge.
all this shit embedded spell shit on great unclean ones is so OP realistically I would stack more of these in any stack but for the LARP I like my melee/ranged line + 3-4 specialized monsters and not duplicated>>568460150why would you ever play festus etc these days? The khan has so much more content I feel with his unique chieftains
>>568460597>festusGood location, I guess. Woc and monogod have a lot of confusing overlap.
AT THE DOUBLE
hellllllll yeah
ultimate hero stack mod
>>568461280Could they prevent the end times?
>>568460150Nurgle is the only Chaos God with soul
>>568456919>Bretonnians and Countsthey were fine in wh2. have you considered undoing the turbo buffs that you gave every other faction which is also trivialize the game if you get ahead and made it a wacky clusterfuck?... no?
those useless vamps in the south refuse to help against grimgorzz
>>568458757playing wh1>>568460150because they are British
>>568460597Realistically you'd get Kayzk and 19 rot knights and your other armies are all Lord + 9 Exalted Heroes on rot beasts with the heal spell.But you are playing "first ever nurgle campaign"
>>568462439ah thats so boringlike my varied stacks
>>568462564Yeah.. moving chosen on slowmo is so exhilarating..
>>568462842its the roleplay aspect kinda I just can't fathom total war without a melee line or a ranged line of dudes on foot holding the lineonly time I haven't done that is late bretonnia, which was pretty fun, but rot knights don't fly
>>568462189I swear it's something about those mountains that lobotomizes the AI even more
stinky
>>568461280okay this might be too many heroes, I'm going to run out of room for guns in this army.
>>568463248on order only ones I accept controlling those is the big homie Thorgrim
>>568460551vlad doesn't get a dragon
>>568464136this *is* the cheats edition, anon.
what does a typical vamp lategame stack look like anyway? never played a campaign but I'm reluctant because of the lack of ranged
>>568463524imo each army should have dedicated hero slots separate from the regular units, maybe a max of 3 total. That way you dont end up with armies with 4 units and 16 characters
I hope that Total War: Warhammer 40,000 keeps the white dot.
>>568464491Before they added sword and shield blood knights I used a bunch of black knights with some shock blood knights.
>>568465525please say Caucasian instead of white.
>>56846449120 vampires for every 2 of their lords, unending zombies Oh there are cav and monsters and mortis engines I suppose
I haven't played total warhammer since the base first game, though I did play a vortex campaign in 2 at the friend's place way back when. For getting into 3, is there any DLC that's a must-have for the warhammer 3 races? DLC that introduces units that are too much fun or too good an addition to their roster to pass up? I was going to start with just the base game and do a campaign with several lords from there, but from a cursory read the chaos factions really want their dlc units for example?
THE ENEMY GENERAL IS RUNNING AWAY! THIS IS NO WAY FOR A LEADER TO BEHAVE, BUT IN BATTLE IT IS BEYOND BELIEF!
CARTHAGO DELENDA ESTROMA AETERNA
Vilitch got raped by beastmen in my game lol
>>568465740>is there any DLC that's a must-have for the warhammer 3 races? DLC that introduces units that are too much fun or too good an addition to their roster to pass up?Entirely dependent on what races you like.
>>568466970lucky...
>>568465884THE ENEMY KING FLEES! PROBABLY BACK TO HIS PALACES AND PROSTITUTES!
>>568465538>sword and shield blood knightsI'm sorry what when they did they add those
>>568465884That goofball Frederick II, he'll never make anything of himself at this rate
Are squig units any good? Stacking a shtitton of Nasty Skulkers gets a bit dull
>>568465716>>568465538>>568467353so its yet another cav focused faction? damn
>>568467353Probably when Grave Guard got halberds
>>568467781Squig hoppers fucking shred stuntie assholesBase squigs eh their stats are too low and they rampage
>turn 17 Elspeth>send an agent south of black fire pass to see what's up>greentideGuess I have to keep Belegar alive...
>>568468532Are we talking about a Skarsnik kind of greentide or a Gorbad kind of greentide?
>>568468717yet to be determined!
>>568469152One has plans and one has schemes. The Empire is doomed if they form an alliance.
>>568470143The only difference between a genius and a lunatic is a matter of success. The same goes for a plan and a scheme.
fucking AI and their ability to split one unit of dogs into 3 so it can fight 3 different units spread apart simultaneously.
>>568470973Yeah the AI is clearly OP with 0 kill Blood Knights and Vargheists
22 years and no TW game can make better music than Rome 1-_-
>>568471103The black coach is even more of an achievement.
SUPREME RULER OF EIGHT PEAKS
>>568471929Eh any chariot type unit won't do shit if monsters/cav jump it and mass mog it
>>568471987EIGHT PEAKS IS MINE-MINE!
>>568471729music is sort of non-existant in warhammer not a single memorable trackdefinitely its weakest point
>>568471987TRVE KING OF EIGHT PEAKS
>>568471929I sniped that with elspeth as soon as the battle started.
>>568472724meanwhile in Rome I like starting a battle by listening to the General's speech then zooming in all the way to one unit and watch them march while this plays in the backgroundhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=FR9YZPqeugo
>>568470973>I-IS THAT A DOG??? AAAA SAVE ME KARL-SAMAEmpirecucks are so embarrassing
>you now remember a distorted memory of a world long since lost
Chinese man wants to save evropa
>>568471729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBnr_Hc9BA0
>>568473929Even more cursed timeline than the one we found ourselves in
>>568473929We're so far behind because of the screeching from chuds, if they'd done their job and known their place and didn't demand SoC got remade we'd all be fine right now. We'd have Nagash and 40k here already.
>>568471729*blocks your path*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSsAn0TD1OA
Peak moments of Total War: Warhammer 3:Champions of Chaos/Immortal EmpiresChaos DwarfsThrones of Decay
>>568473929>clearly showing a Slaanesh DLCUh, Legendbros? I thought they were planning three Cathay DLCs after Thrones of Decay?
>>568474462Thrones is very weird, it didn't do anything amazing and yet it's launch was the fourth highest peak since the game released. Are Empirefags just that powerful?
>>568471729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4JdQKU2QG0
>>568474667>DLC for relevant races and Tamurkhan with based loreWhat a shock it did well
>>568474667Empire and Dwarfs. Also made Nurgle good.
>>568474667People loved the Dwarf stuff tooAny ranged faction is beloved by the general playerbase
>>568474462>Immortal EmpiresI wonder if 40k will ever get me to soi face out like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3rXKKGsfpk
>>568474909>>568475020>>568475069There's doing well and then there's being a massive spike on a multi-year steam chart. Turns out I was mistaken, it was the third highest peak only beaten by launch and IE, beating out Chorfs by a few hundred players.Orderfags are strong..
>>568475239>the trailer so kino it got Sotek to cry tears of soi on camera
>>568475239>1:47kino
I am reinstalling warhammer 3
I have taken multiple multi-month breaks from Warhammer 3 but have never uninstalled it.
>>568475239>>568475515eh it was fine but felt a bit amateurfor me its https://youtu.be/HAr7yUlM0Pokino af
>>568474667>Are Empirefags just that powerful?Yes, and only lesser men deny it. ToD was also the only threeway DLC where all three parts were well liked across the board. Very impressive considering even the twoway DLCs in WH3 very rarely had both parts be good.
>>568476998*in WH2
>>568475880why its trash and a waste of time and is not fun nor good
>>568475239>but you even speak for your peoplewaht did he mean by that? wat
>>568464491Usually some combination of>Cav>Monster and hero goonsquads>mortis/carts with graveguard and horrors and neverending zombie summons from lords and necromancers
Favorite spellcaster lord/hero?
>>568477456It's "but DO you even speak for your people" aka will the helves even abide by whatever Teclis agrees to there or will they laugh at him for being a cripple and stab all of them in the back.
>>568477860oh man I never realized teclis kinda sounds like a femboy
>>568475239quips, le stand together no matter the race narrative, literal capeshit
>>568477739The Majestic Defender.
>>568478340Yes.
>>568478392Blueprints of Cathayan origin.
>>568478340The worst dregs of 40kek are for you buddy.
>>568478340>le stand together no matter the race narrativeyes? they're beset by chaos shit from all sides u brainlet
>>568471729ahemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hijTOHa408M24 years
>>568479532its kinda wild that shogun was the first TW game, not medieval, any reason for that? CA are weebs?
>>568479641>A feudal Japanese setting was chosen; in addition to being thought of as "cool", the Sengoku period was selected as it allowed for several different factions who could have potentially won the conflict, and due to the introduction of gunpowder to Japan, also allowed for rapid change for the game's technology treeAccording to wikipedia
>>568478392Imagine the queue at the Great Bastion gate.
>>568480440I look like this
>>568480537Can I add you on Steam?
>>568480440miao is only for karl tho
>>568479938>>568479641so then it was the relatively small geographical scope, rapid technological development in the historical period, and (although they don't say it in the quote i imagine it's true) the fact that all of the factions would have similar units to each other. the base game only has like 15 units.
How many more DLCs do you think that Warhammer 3 will receive?
>>568480678After every norscan, skaven, druchii and horse in the eastern hemisphere have had their turn of course
>>568481175Right after you mod in jewish levies from Rome II and conquer the entire world with only jewish hobo spam
>>568480724It also has symmetrical gameplay built in. Other historical TWs have to contrive ways to break up the big factions (or make it a painful experience to play them a la WRE) while all the Shogun clans pretty much have equal territory.
>>5684811753 after ET.YinYinLi DaoMonkey King
>>568481870symmetrical is for autistsJohn Videogamer wants to come home after his 9-5, play a few battles and stomp on shitters while feeling powerful, then go to bedEven in that game the autists can play barbarian inbreds in bumfuck nowhere on max difficulty to scratch their challenge itch
>>568482282>symmetrical is for autistsSomeone tell CA then because every single TW game besides Attila has been symmetrical in design, and Attila isn't exactly their highest selling game.
ALL ROME WILL BE AMAZED AT SUCH A VICTORY!
>>568483523It sure is, mr tourist.
>>568483523Arbaal is the Nemesis of Total War.
>>568483706i'm not a tourist I post here... but paused campaign for today, wrong tab on 2nd monitor
>>568482276>3 chink dlcs
>>568484526The game's Chinese playerbase is very big pls understand
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfFpR6vNU8cReminder that TOW is flopping worldwide and won't be supported for long. RIP
Uh oh is this the daily AoS cuck meltie?
KILL KILL DEATH FRENZY
>>568484701Proof?
>>568486123Video is literally a store that sell TOW models.
>>568484949:D
>>568451093>>568453940>*Bugs out and does the thing where cav just walks into your target instead of triggering the charge animation*Heh, nothin personal
>>568484697Not really? Compare with Stellar Blades where 60% of players on Steam are Chinese
>>568487136picrel Stellar Blade
>>568487136i mean almost as much chinese as americansthats pretty damn big
>>568467031Going purely off looks and how cool I think they look, I think my first campaigns would probably be Kislev, Khorne, Tzeench, Grand Cathay, pretty much in that order.
>>568484526>>568484697I'm not chinese and I'll buy every single one of thempraise the dragons
>>568487136>germans at 7%Mein Gott...
>>568487687yeah cathay is cool but I kinda dislike the mountains and darklands every cathay campaign ultimately devolves to fighting ogres and greenskins, probably would buy them thonot that interested in furries, what about a gunpowder focused cathay dlc?
>>568458757No regen cap. It's the first one
>>568488094if they make a gunpowder focused DLC they need to add shoulder mounted rocket launchers (from Nan-Gau)
What doth await me?
>>568488479thousands of hours of kinojank
Plagueclaws feel like they do so much more work than pathetic grudge thrower things
Wait this guy does things now?
>>568486580Made this one the other day. Don't think I've posted it yet.
hmm maybe I should finally go for it but saving money rn so not sure, maybe I should wait more
Am I missing much in terms of unit roster without Tides of Torment and/or Omens of Destruction? I've been looking at the discounts and I think I'd go with:Base gameChampions of ChaosThrones of Decay Shadows of ChangeWhich I think gives a nice spread of lords and campaigns to play around with?
>>568490743Omens is boring as shit, you don't really NEED those two yeah
>>568490635>>568490743Dude just pick one faction and lord to have a campaign with, the AI still gets all the DLC so you aren't missing out if you aren't playing them
>>568489041plagueclaws carried skaven hard on wh2 release
>>568491290uhh im the first tag, im a different guy, I own all the DLC besides tiger-lady and tides
>>568489613oh thanks bwo
>>568488323Would be cool if only to have a unique gunpowder weapon instead of just Chink Jezzails and Blunderbussiess.
is Taurox's campaign fun? I've never played beastmemes and don't own their base DLC but since he's paired with Oxyotl I'm kind tempted to get it
>>568492753he was easy mode before the changeling existed
>>568492753its fun if you like speed running the entire map because you get movement for winning battles. But its also easy as fuck so its not that fun.
>>568493070>>568493193so if I'm a shitter who unironically enjoys Khorne because I like unga bunga-ing people with an overpowered lord, then yes?
>>568493303Taurox is proto-Khorne. Campaign mechanics are identical. Enjoy.
>>568493303taurox is the unga bungaest there is, even more than skarbrand i would say
>>568475239That trailer is ass>Gunpowder fantasy setting>United Nations>Everyone united to defeat demons>Bigotry is set aside despite the setting being inspired by the thirty years warNice modernity creep GW, the setting already has aircraft so you may as well have globohomo too
>>568492753Just go play as him, RAROO!!!
>>568493697The most unreal thing is Sigmarites not trying to kill the Breotnnians. It's more likely than a Dawi spergoff over elves. Since dawi actually know the real terror of chaos.
>>568493697>thirty years warfan fictionorder uniting when the tide of disorder is unsurmountable is kino, dumbass edgy fags
>>568488858>kinojankMostly jank at this point. The games only strength is the art right now.
ashikoki
>>568490251Based drawkino producer
>>568494186That only ever happened in ET and it's considered the worst thing ever. Reminder that in SoC Empire was more than happy to attack Bretonnia despite being besieged by Archaon. That's how actual "order" looks in Fantasy.
>>568492613I agreethey could just copy real life early firearms and make them more deadly with the excuse of "magical alchemy">Jade Warrior Fire Lancers(jade halberts with a single shot blunderbuss attack)>Nest of Bees(medium range artillery, carpets enemy with explosive arrow volleys)>Huolongchushui(cruise missile)
>>568494542its considered the worst thing ever cause it turned the setting into 40k not cause order united
is kugath supposed to be hard in IE
>>568496349WHOman Ghorst makes it harder that it needs to be. Delete him with cheats and nothing of value would be lost.
>>568495637Moar!
>>568493697Most of those characters' lore has been about trying to put aside their races' hatred longer than you've been alive, zoomer.
>>568493697>setting being inspired by the thirty years warI'm not seeing that. The 30 years war was (at the start) a religious conflict within the HRE. The empire doesn't have much of that. It's also 17th century, while the empire is solidly early 16th century.
You now remember when every settlement battle was a settlement siege
>>568496349catch Ghorst in forced march or suffer
>>568497372>Enemy refuses to fight outside a settlement>9/10 battles are siegesYou just gave me a panic attack anon. The Realm of Chaos campaign was the absolute lowest point in Warhammer total war. Never speak of those times.
>>568475239This trailer made me wish battles had the scale it portrays
>>568496930Okay boomer>>568497145I mean, I could just say the setting is ripping off every popular fantasy setting in the mid-20th century but fair enough
as aislinn am I supposed to take the starting province as outposts or as colonies?
>>568498176Clusterfuck
>>568456013Just do "Lord (great weapon)".
>>568498190I accept your concession faggot. You heard your favorite sloptuber say the series was based off of real history and somehow came to the conclusion that means it's as edgy and hopeless as the worst and most grimderp parts of 40k when ever since Franz' rework ages ago he's always been about putting aside racial hatreds. Same with Louen, Thorgrim and Finubar.
Which generic lord do you prefer when playing as the Tomb Kings?
waht is this shit gaben? the sale lasts for 20 more hoursif its not available by then I'll spam steam support
>>568498760Did they add a new one while I wasn't paying attention?
>>568493697
>>568498808>adding wallet balance instead of just buying it directly
>>568498991
>>568499105im broke nigga, I sold one of my CS items
>>568499189
>>568478872I'm grimdark purist and I cannot waitWe will purge world of cringeworthy brightfaggots and capeshit will be utterly eradicated. 40k is the chosen setting.
>>568499532>40k>grimdarklol
>>568499619yescouldn't be possible more right now
>>568498190Most butt people appreciate the buttcheeks, aka fatty stocks of available energy and proof of healthy nourishment, not the butthole.That said, they are still spiritual niggers.
>>568499619Trench tries way too hard
>>568499532Isn't 40k less grimdark now that Girlyman is in charge or something.
>>568499396
>>568498572fucking asnwer me you fucking shits
>>568499685>>568499876yeah they're reviving primarchs left n right nowso grim... so dark...
>>568500096not playing that cuckpaign
>>568498917Not yet. The Lords of the End Times will introduce a spellcaster.
man I don't even wanna buy the tiger lady cause she starts in the lame ass ogre mountainsi hate fighting ogres, low model factions are always a bore to fight
>>568500367fuk u
>>568498572Just follow the mission objectives anon.
>>568437004>LorgarHe is like a mirror of Big E; his existence is a mockery of Big E's self-deception.
>>568501510yeah that's what I'm doing. I chose to go to cathay, let's see if that was a mistakewhy does this fucking aislinn guy have THREE pooled resources
>>568461798They could until the Kirellian player goes all Manfred on the team.
>>568461280>Vermintide 2 DLC classesEw.
>>568470143>>568469152>Black Orcs are meant to be disciplined, intelligent, and tactical (for Orcs)>Grimgor is Retard McFightface>Regular Orcs are meant to be dumb fighting loving gits>Gorbad is Mr Tactical Genius and doesn't even require a stupid hat to do itOdd.
>>568498991>>568499189>>568499396>>568499991Was this from Storm of Chaos? It rings a bell but I can't find the exact issue.
>>568501809Because Warhammer's base economy is so fucking boring that the only way to make campaigns interesting is to tack on 5 different extra mechanics.
>>568502562>Sienna flame wizard is DLC class now
>>568503912>just grudge my shit up
>>568484701They had a good thing goint for a while
I wish there were more Horde factions. Trying to upkeep funds and worrying about undefended settlements is a pain in the ass (Beastmen are the most fun faction for this reason).
>>568499532>get sad because SM are going to all be primaris>remember CSM exist>not sad anymoreThis is literally the first time I've seen a warhammer game and am happy chaos is going to be in it.
>>568503912Did I say all of them are DLC classes? Retard. Sienna and Kerillian are original. Engineer, Warrior Priest and Grail Knight are DLC.
>>568505041I started Warhammer with 3 and bought the Chaos Warriors DLC because it still (falsely) says that Kholek is a horde faction
>>568505041Try the grudgebringers mod.
Chaos Space Marines are too tryhard. As are the Drukhari. There's grimdark and then there's grimderp.
>>568505041More races need a Horde variant. Teclis should have been swapped into a Horde ages ago. Orion should be a Horde (replace him with Araloth in Taslyn). Lokhir should be a Horde with Black Arcs. Grimgor should be a Horde looking for fights etc.
>>568505173Chaos Warriors were a horde in TWW 1&2. But it sucked so they became what they are in TWW3. Chaos is still semi horde like anyway because your settlements outside of Darkfortresses are worthless.
>>568505524I'm not sure how you think the paragons of evil, just a step below literal daemons of dark gods, should be.
Just started a Franz campaign last week, first one on tww3 after finally getting all the dlc and making enough room on my SSD for it.Pretty fun so far, feels like I'm putting fires out everywhere. However Golgfag is extremely fucking annoying, he vored Nordland, Toddy & Katarin all while having the gaul to offer me a trade agreement.Now that Festus is dead and Kemmler is about to be homeless, I can finally pull my other armies eastwards and begin the day of the Ozempic. Throt's giving me trouble in the east now too, though, so it might get a little tricky.
>>568505651I always thought Kemmler should be a horde considering his whole wandering necromancer shtick
>>568505964Another good choice.
>Drukhariholy larpcan you faggots say dark eldar like normal people?
>>568505964>>568505651like half the factions could potentially be hordes, the fact is that horde gameplay kinda sucks without gimmicks
>>568505927Golgfag should have been a mercenary faction as an AI just like he is in the hands of the player. Instead the devs got lazy and he's just another headache Karl has to deal with.
>>568505927Watch out Franz bro. Vlad is going to rape you while you are dealing with Golgfag. I suggest taking the trade deal until the vampire menace is sorted. Use the fat fuck as a shield of the north until the south is fully secure.
>>568505132No, you did not specify whether you were talking about 1, 2, 3 or all the U5. Remaining deliberately vague, which makes you a nigger.
>>568506102It sounds better desuJust like malerion :)
>>568506340AI Golgfag should just run around all over the map, teleporting across the world and dropping camps wherever he goes so that there's always a semi-reliable way to access ogre mercenaries even if the actual ogre factions get wiped out.
>unnatural selection still isn't updated>meaning i can't delete the furry from the map turn 1grim
CHECK THE STEAM WORKSHOP IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT GAME
>>568506569I did not need to because anyone worth talking to about vermintide 2 DLC classes would know which are DLC and which ones are not. I can tell that you are not.Pretty ironic about salty and sienna. He was being borderline heretical, fell afoul of Belakor and was clearly losing his sanity... then comes out stronger in faith than ever before. She did nothing wrong but have a necromancer sister and gets possessed for it.
>>568507673They've been beta'ing this workshop change for a while now anon
>>568505964Manfred or Ghorst would also be good candidates (both being in search of knowledge).They even named Ghorst's faction "Caravan".
Bros WHAT THE FUCK did they do to lustria.Markus was my favorite campaign in twwh2 and I've been itching for some of that empire vs lizardmen action but there are literally no lizardmen here anymore with all these new lords.>THE empire vs lizardmen lord no longer has lizardmen to fight>Yuan bo gets rid of the savage orcs to the north that were a fun unique mid-gameish threat to markus>And to the south it's Brettonia,Delves,Khorne,vcoast,slaanesh with no lizardmannii in sightMan....
>>568507752>reddit space
>>568509123Just making sure the fuckwit knows I'm not adressing him any more.
>>568509123Reddit spacing is when you space after the quotation and before typing out a response, not properly spacing two different thoughts.
>>568509123>reddit spaceThis is reddit spacing>reddit spaceThis is NOT reddit spacingRetard
are the corruption mods any good?
>>568503408but I love to WADDLE OVA DEAH
>>568488323>>568492613literally all the chinamen need is a regular rifle unit like handgunners to have the perfect selection of units
>>568507673no nooooooo I hate change stop it!!!
>>568507427There is an updated version but its korean and I cant read it. But you can figure out what the moon runes do if you reference the original version.>>568509102The dangers of mass immigration changing the culture of a country. Many such cases. Use the aforementioned Korean unnatural selection mod to purge all the non-lizard factions.
>>568507673But I didn't like the beta version. I cant find anything anymore...
>get mid game>too many lords/heroes to apply skills to
>>568507875I wasn't aware because I'm a true alpha.
>>568511242yeah I just go auto at that point cause cbawhatever the game gives me it gives me not opening that shit every turn
>>568509356>>568509608>My reddit spacing was not reddit space
Begone from me ratclicker for I do not know you.
>>568509102The whole "every LL must have a unique location" really fucked up the vibe of a lot of areas. Map is way to crammed for this many unique start positions.
>>568506343Vlad has actually been remarkably passive thus far in the game. He ran wild at the start and destroyed Stirland, but since then he has done very little. I was a little wary of him when I confederated Talabecland, but I then noticed that Nuln had retaken Wurtbad from him and realized that the true reason for his lack of expansion is that he's currently too busy getting raped by Elspeth. I am reasonably certain that he has too much on his plate rn to start another offensive with me.That said, I do intend to keep my border with him fortified while I destroy Golgfag. This is less out of concern for vampiric invasion, and more because Golgfag's two 20-stacks were last seen striking eastwards on their way to treat Katarin like a particularly large snow cone. Once war is declared, they may well return from the same direction, especially since I can't see them anywhere in his actual territory next to me.
>>568509102This is why we need Chakax and Tetto'eko as LLs
>>568512160Have they every properly unnerfed VampCunt AI?
>>568511810I have been playing with Unnatural selection culling like 25 factions that are "on holiday" away from their proper homeland and the campaigns feel much better now. We dont need Empire factions on every corner of the map. Imrik doesn't belong in the Darklands. Malus shouldn't singlehandedly purge the chaos wastes of Demons. Skulltaker shouldn't control Lustria. Cathay actually exists when there isnt a rat tumor in the center. etc, etc.
>can't even pay one miner with that raidlmao
>>568512474Use Recruit Defeated Legendary Lords with it and it's even better since those yeeted lords will go to other factions of their race, just now in more suitable positions.
just played 36 turns of a new campaign and didn't fight a single battle manually
>>568512864Embrace restricted auto-resolve cheats.
>>568512864why doe
What TW needs to make battles fun again>unit limits>hero limits>much slower progression to higher tiers (for both AI and player)>larger maps that aren't always LE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL BALANCED TOTALLY NOT MP MAP garbage>ability to fortify on the battle map if you are the defender and have a skill or something in itTo name a fewI am so fucking tired of how stale battles are, if its not magic abuse, it's single entity abuse or something equally boring. Just let me watch dudes fight other dudes ffs
>>568513069everything was either not worth fighting or I would have had worse results manually fighting
>>568513385All problems would be solved if the battle maps were based on the campaign map again.
>>568513385>>568513701I miss those ridiculous rome 1 battle maps where it was like on top of a mountainthere ain't no fights in warhammer on top of a mountain and its supposed to be the fantastical oneacutally makes me a but curious what they do with 40k with randomly generated campaign + battle maps
>>568513385>much slower progressionno>asymetrical mapsyeshere's an idea from me: remove heroes as an army unit. they can be agents or retainers for the lord, if put into the army
>>568509102>Markus starting ennemy are SkavenWhat were they thinking ?
>>568514032maybe they didn't want to make the player suffer by having to fight saurus early game>>568513884that's like the point of heroes, otherwise they're just agents and I am sick of that shit
>>568513701>>568513805I dont have a huge problem with battle maps not being fully based on the area you're in on the campaign map, but I'm tired of all of them being symmetrical garbage that was clearly designed for fair and balanced™ multiplayer battles
>>568513805Cathay has a map where the defender starts on the side of a mountain and it's fucking ass
>>568514280The thing is, the benefit of the old system was that when you got asymmetrical maps (and they are a good thing) it was because of your choices on the campaign map. Even if they introduced asymmetrical maps it would still have the problem of the player having no fucking clue what map they're going to get because nothing corresponds except the most basic "you're in the Empire = pull from the Empire map pool"
>>568513385Unit caps would solve a lot of issues of this game. And pre set armies for AI to recruit.
The maps would be better if almost every minor settlement was removed.
>>568514550so the real trick to make the game good, is to make it good
>>568514728Complaining about minor settlement battles is so 2022, unc.
>>568514869It is not a complaint about minor settlement battles.
>>568515618Explain, then, for a man with 70 IQ.
>>568514550Yes simply making asymmetrical maps isn't enough, but they can improve how battle map selection is made without fully going back to the old system. You could just let the player choose among a pool of maps, and depending on who is the attacker/defender and maybe on the leader's rank or something you get a more preferential position to deploy your troops in or something. Which afaik not even the old game bothered with, you just had to hope the map generation was going to pluck something that was in your favour.TLDR I think the game sorely needs a way to manipulate how and where you start your army deployment on the battle map, depending on what you do on the campaign side.
>>568515783The maps are too cramped, the province system is trash, there does not need to be this many settlements.It should just be about a third of the settlements that currently exist and all of them should be major settlements.
>>568516034The old games at least had where you deployed on the battle map correspond to where you were on the campaign map, eg if you invaded from the west your deployment zone would be on the western side of the battle map. Warhammer just gives you deployment zones randomly which is absurd.
>pop down semipermanent camps and fortresses (like the ogros, just not that powerfull)>defend campaignmap chokepoints reasonably>no tunneling stance outside of mountain area
>>568514370my /twg/ confession is that my fav Cathy map is either that corridor one or the one that's also small and it's the temple grounds or smth like that in the middle where the fighting takes place
>>568509102Austria should be bigger/wider.
>>568513385>Limited unit recruitment. Maybe on some sort of timer that refreshes>Actually defensible settlements. Probably big walls that can't be automatically scaled. Multiple layers of defense so you can build chokepoints. Towers that are effective>Remove garrisons since they turn the campaign into a slog. We want major sieges to be a challenge and give the player the opportunity to defend every settlement if they wish, but not turn every settlement capture into some massive battle vs the same army comp.>Since garrisons are gone we need to break up armies again so that players and AI can choose how many units to protect each settlement. Maybe some sort of reduced upkeep for garrisons.All in all this should slow down the campaign without turning it into a slog. Since we're spending more time on the campaign map, we should probably make the economy more complex to keep it engaging.
>>568518991you are describing medieval 2
>>568520082
>>568518531*Lustria lol
>>568520173okay
https://youtube.com/shorts/wJesPf8t9c4Sovl
>>568523042I don't get it, that's what every other night battle looks like in the games that have them.
>>568523536it's just sovl since it's med 2 okay
so who the fuck is Balthasar Gelt?
>>568524682me
I have 6k elven trade, what the fuck am I supposed to do with all of this
>>568524682him
how do you play the empire without taking horrific casualties all the time?I get the melee inf is meat shields for guns and cav is the sweeper, but the inf just gets ran through, over, or past before the guns have the time to kill shit
>>568526453You Get even more infantry, you only want a few ''playmaker'' units because you need walls upon walls of meatshields, don't bother with swordsmen because they get ran through extra hard and get absolutely fucked by cav, they are only slightly better for sieges or anti-bats but not enough to be worth it
>>568526453Spearmen with shields to start, rush the tech that upgrades their stats, prioritize the red line skill that upgrades them, and have a hero or 2 to beef up their lines.
>>568526648>>568526804maybe ogres as elspeth's starting enemy in ROC when you only have 3 melee units and 4 ranged pieces on turn 1 against more than that many ogre bulls was a bad concept
>>568528337Stop playing on meme battle difficulties where ogre bulls are really threatening
>>568528473>>568528337do clanrat spears beat ogre bulls
>>568528337It can be a tricky start but get the Elspeth building that gives recruitment to halberds and handgunners and that's all you'll need to deal with Ogres
Waiting for Neferata.
favoured daughter.
>>568518991>Since garrisons are gone we need to break up armies again so that players and AI can choose how many units to protect each settlement. Maybe some sort of reduced upkeep for garrisons.Easy, have heroes be able to lead armies with up to 9 units and don't have hero armies effect supply lines.
>>568524682It's Balthus Arum now, anon
>>568524682
>>568531139Because the 1st (and daddy favorite) daughter was killed by Miao
>>568531139Her dialog with Dechala increases bloodflow to the lower extremities
>>568532985why didn't he just pay back the $10 or whatever it was he owed the captain?
>>568531139She looks like she fucks Imperial men.
>>568534253Its the principle of the matter.
>>568534253supreme partiarch and supreme hustler
>>568535558so lead transmuted into gold turns back but gold transmuted into lead stays that way?
>>568534253>"Gelt you owe the man 30 golden crowns.">"20 golden crowns ! Why do I owe him 10 golden crowns ?>*escape to Cathay*
>>568536570https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqt_XuWAFVk
>>568499876>>568500179nope>>568505524grimderp is a worthless term used by undesirables, tourists who should be gatekept at all costs>>568506102Sawyer was right, immersive names and titles are far better than generic ones
>>568539963trying to defend 40k is pathetic
>>568540456retard
>>568539963Grimderp is a term used to describe something that is made unnecessarily stupid to make the universe more grim.
>>568541051It's a term used by undesirables in order to subvert and destroy 40k, because it's too problematic for them
Why was Hannibal so shit at sieges? Was he stupid?
>>568539963>nopeYep actually, 40k is full on Marvelcore now.
IMPE
>>568541253He wasn’t able to bring siege equipment over the alps I guess.He also didn’t really have the numbers to besiege Rome all by his lonesome. The initial game plan to my recollection was to BTFO Rome enough in pitched battle that their client states and neighbors would rally to Hannibal’s banner, giving him the manpower and logistical capacity to properly besiege Rome.Despite all his victories in the field, Rome’s allies mostly held firm, so Hannibal kinda just spent all that time dicking around Italy for nothing.
>>568541170retard
>>568542065undesirable>>568541327nope, 40k was never before more gothic, grimdark and hopeless, a point which is hammered in constantly and relentlessly with good guys losing all the time and everything
>>568541652Pretty much. Despite all the losses and both significant numbers of Greeks in the South and Northern clients swapping side, the central allies held firm and this meant Rome still had twice the manpower reserve available than Carthage had, and Carthage wasn't even willing to fully support the war due to fear of Barcid supremacy.
short pikes are sexo
>>568542682>40k was never before more gothic, grimdark and hopeless
>>568543158yesonly a secondary would claim otherwise
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXLvfxYC5NQ&list=RDSXLvfxYC5NQ&start_radio=1>Over mountains, an army far from home>Leading beast and man through the cold and snow>Marching, they’re moving on Rome
>>568543657>sałaton
>>568543657>Glorifying baby killing Semitic merchants
>>568396210Barren hags the picture
>>568461280Belakor is shitting and pissing himself in fear right now
>>568542682Your ostensible thought process is that all criticism of 40k's tone is invalid because it's never been darker, despite the fact that the very thrust of the critique is that things being unrelentingly dark becomes silly when the authors are not careful.
>>568543698See pic of (you).>>568544268Don't care.They killed romandogs, they are ok in my book.
>>568545360barren women are better than fertile onespregnancy fetishists are weirdos
>>568477739Kairos simply because he flies, too bad his early campaign is CBT
>>568549452cognitive behavioral therapy?
>>568546756t.Grace
>>568549790I am not grace
Ugleh
>>568550065women are so fucking gay
>>568541051that is literally the entire setting. just say you dont like 40k instead of using redi terms.
>>568550065She was so cute before the wall came at 21
>Eltharion doesn't have temperate climateWell there goes my dreams of restoring the colonies in Bretonnia. Who should I play instead?
>>568554082just mod it out breh
>>568554082yellow climate isnt that bad stop being a pus
>>568554173>>568554502Sorry but my autism is too strong for this. I will await sails on the Aislinn DLC and do it then. In the meantime I'll play the fat frog.
>>568554694weak
>>568554694???i'm not an LL
>>568555164yes you are you slut
Bretonnians x elves
I fucking hate the start of Malakai's campaign. The nurgle part is fine, but I despise having Throgg pretty much immediately declaring war on me. I dislike immediately entering into wars with LLs at the start of a game.
Quick lore question for you: Which year do you think Katarin should become Tzarina?I ask this, because there have been multiple versions of when she succeeded her dad; the Gotrek & Felix books (as far back as Daemonslayer) mentions her ruling as early as c.2503IC; then a later article from Citadel Journal placed her ascension in 2512IC; and finally both the 6th Edtion Armybook and the 2ed. Roleplaying book say 2517IC. The last change would then imply she was only Tzarina for 7 years (being killed off due to End Times shenanigans).
Space Bretonnians x Space Elves
>>568554694>starting enemy as Mazdamoney spams demonettesholy shit
>>568556456>I dislike immediately entering into wars with LLs at the start of a game.is there an LL who doesn't get another LL up his ass the second he clears his starting province these days?
>>568556713and has an exalted keeper of secret, THEN it's norscan-tide
>start a deceiver campaign because I can't be assed to play Kairos again>you can change parasitic and symbiotic buildings on the fly>plopping a military one immediatly gives you access to flamersJesus fuck and I thought Tamurkan had it easy
>I'll defeat the enemy in battle and then they'll surely be forced to surrenderI would assume that all these military geniuses of history would figure it out eventually but it just keeps happening to some retard or other every 50 years
>>568557765am reading "the guns of August" and the author said "nothing is more cherished by military leaders than a specific battle", refering to the Battle of Cannae where Hannibal beat the Romans as if Carthage didn't crumble at the end
>>568545620>despite the fact that the very thrust of the critique is that things being unrelentingly dark becomes silly when the authors are not careful.there is no such thingEverything has to be grimdark and presented completely serious
>>568556902Fortunately the an heroed into Hexoatl and the Skeggi were pretty easy to deal with a second stack of Skink spamming.
>Vermintide endgame scenario 1500 strength>Clan Pestilens floods the south of Lustria>I (Hexotl) marches down to reclaim Lustria through the west, slowly picking off the huge 50 army stack off each turn. >Leave Kroq-Gar at the Lustria mountain hold, fending off the Skaven stacks with just his own army as everyone else takes Itza and the southCanonical Kroq-Gar gaming
>>568559004It's all suspension of disbelief. You tell me people in hive cities eat food made from people, fine. That's dark and grim. You tell me it's all they eat I start thinking about how cannibalism is only viable when the population is contracting and how most of those cities are meant to be older than the oldest cities on earth and suddenly the magic's gone.
>playing a Carcassonne campaign>can't recruit any knights yet-haven't fulfilled my early vows>can't recruit any more peasants-already hit the peasant capGod this is fucking tedious. Why the hell did they think it would be a good idea to put a cap on the number of peasants you can recruit?Can't wait until Bretonnia gets its rework.
>>568560564
>>568561959>Bretonnia>reworkDid they ever state they were going to do this?
>>568561959Just spam lords and run around with 15 armies of one guy each while you wait for the rework
wallahi we're finished
>>568562630Yes, but TACLIKA lies often
>>568562957call me back when it's more than a tech demo
>>568563002>TACLIKA???
>>568561959In the meantime, use this. It's the definitive rework as far as I'm concerned.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2858308116
>>568562957>look at itIt's, alright? Until I see what battles look like I'm not interested.Did Norman knights look like this in the 1100? Is this why they won at Hastings?
>>568563475the skinwalker of the fens..
>>568563172i should try it again, are farms still op
>>568563172>New units: Royal Men-at-Arms, Royal Spearmen-at-Arms, Royal Men-at-Arms (Skirmishers), Royal Men-at-Arms (Hammers), Royal Men-at-Arms (Longbows) and Royal Men-at-Arms (Polearms)
>>568563559To be honest, I don't know. I haven't played Bretonnia in ages. I just keep it in my roster because I know it was great.
>>568562630>>Bretonnia>>rework>Did they ever state they were going to do this?Yes, in one of those videos they do with the dev team.>>568562717>Just spam lords and run around with 15 armies of one guyI know it works, but it feels very cheesy doing this. Wish peasant mob spam was actually possible early game for Bretonnia.
>>568556713Mazdamundeeeh has always had a tough start.Except in Vortex.
Anybody here playing the rebirth mod for warhammer 2?
>>568526804Karl is actually quite strong once he gets the griffin mount. He can really hold the line better than infantry.
>boot total war warhammer>play 15 seconds of a battle >quitI am so done with this game
>>568566951Which race?
>>568567156Any of them
>>568567470I enjoy the ones with guns. Tons of bullets is satisfying to my American brain.
>>568566951you might be burned out and need to play smth else meanwhileI play total war n certain other franchises intermittedly like that
>>568567706oh it has been years since I played warhammer for goodI dont have this problem with 3k tho
>>568567646>ratfag has to post gay ratporn Why are they like this?
>>568568279I'm not a ratfag. If anything, I'm more of a chinkfan. I just went with them because I had multiple gun images in the Skaven folder.
sovl flavor text descriptionreally adds aura to the unit
>>568568353>he doesn't recognise the local shitposterdon't see a lot of newfags around these parts anymore
>>568541428PERATOR
>>568568353Every ratpost is gay porn according to the local closeted homo
>>568567646me on the left
>EXPOSE VALKIRYE TO AIR DEFENSE FIREHOW FUCKING HOW
>>568568460Not a newfag either. I just don't come here very often anymore. I'm mainly around for DLC drops.
these things are so awesomebest of the big 4 iconic chaos unitsI think they're bloodletters for khorne, horrors for tzeench, demonettes for slanesh and nurglings for nurgle right?
>>568568720plaguebearers I'd say for nurgle. But yeah the horrors are amazing, I always rush the tech which gives them +20% recharge out of melee
UUNNIITTSS, MARCH!
razing fucking sucks in this game, occupying is better every single time, I guess unless you have a faction meant for razing...though I want all of cathay to be my domain and I don't want these mountain ogre landsmaybe should have occupied anyway then just given them to those vamp guys somehow or wait for rebellionswhatever happened to the "librate faction" option, do non-chaos have that?
>>568568720I find nurglings underperform and never understood their hype. Sure, they are cost-efficient when facing low-statted infantry without any ranged shooting at them, but anything that can either land hits consistently or shoot at them just makes them melt. Their DPS is also lackluster. Sure they perform well gainst your initial enemies (zombies and non-weaponized rats), but Plaguebearers have such a massive hp pool that it takes ages to shoot them to death and their high WS means they put the hurt on anything lesser than high-tier armored infantry blenders even if they're punching upwards.
>>568569381Razing is a noob trap. If its not a faction that gets massive bonuses to razing, you're pretty much always better off doing sack + take the city and set it to abandon. As a result the city is razed by next turn start but you get more mlney and replenishment tick.
>>568569619worst is not being able to go at least encamp after razing to replenish a little, if u occupy u get a ton of replenishment just by being in the citybut yeah I wanna raze for larp reasons don't want my borders to change there
dude thinks he can tango with the toad
I am always scared of funds going on the red unless I am playing Khorne or something. What consequences ever happens of your cash reaches 0?
>>568571921Your armies get hit with attrition.
any good goysgod I can only imagine how intimidating this must look for a new player+ the fact that they need wh 1+2 dlc
The best value DLC by far is Champions of Chaos.
>>568572501yeah, I have all except for pojeet tigerI will continue to buy next dlcs too, entirely possible it will be the only one I will skip
the best value is creamapi
cygors have stonger ranged bomb than hellcannons? really?
>>568573452big rock
>>568573452yeah, so, nobody talks about how hellcannon is suppose to be as fast as horses or thunderstomp people to death
>>568569381Game issue. In Rome 2 with the Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI) mod, razing is my go to for any settlement I capture. Cultural penalties are enormous if you don't genocide the barbarians, and requires you to then sit an entire legion on the province for 3-5 years to 'culturally convert' it enough that it is majority Roman. Simply exterminating them makes the process a lot faster. Usually four turns (one year) and I have it 51%+ Roman.
*raids your lands*
>>568574512>free exp for my armies and money
>>568574469In Rome 2 you aren't even actually razing the settlement thoever which is kinda lame on god
>>568574950Beastmen no like this
>>568513385>buildings produce x amount of unit per y amount of turns>there is now a reason to have more than one military province you started growing at the start of the game because others would take too long to recruit anything useful before the campaign ends>heroes capped at 1 per army and also 1 from each hero class per faction so you cannot just put the same spell caster hero in every army>building progression starts slow but every x turns the time to build for each building goes down as to avoid the situation where you dont even try to make high level settlements after your first 2 or 3 provinces>proper large siege maps for important capitals so it only happens once every 20 turns while everything else is some shitty village pseudo field battle
miaoying feet
>>568575618
>>568574967It destroys all buildings and kills 60-90% of the population, so it seems quite razy enough.
>>568575618>>568575735Tales of your misdeeds are told from Ireland to Grand Cathay.
What is the most autistic and hardcore mod for any Total War game?
>>568576536EB2 for Medieval 2. All the units speak their authentic languages and the music is generally what could actually be played on instruments of the time. And going even beyond EB1, your generals have to be in Rome itself at the year's end to be eligible for election to offices just like it was in real life.
Any update on the porting of the OVN Amazon mod to TW:W3?
>>568577725>Using the few seconds before being mulched to grab a titty
this unit reminds me of frost wyrms from wc3classic...
>>568577725No.
there should be an event or something that grants u more vision lategameI have to send an agent to travel for 30 turns to see whats up in the empire..
I really enjoy Norsca's gameplay. Razing settlements and sending back escorts of plundered goods to your lands feels so fun.
>>568580567>vlad wonwhat the hell? I've never seen him not get wiped by Elspeth
>>568575891*Albion to Grand Cathay
>>568583094It sometimes happen when she gets DPd by him and someone else at the same time. Marienburg mod also causes this very often making her fight Franz and get rekt by him.
>>568575618FACT: Miao Ying doesn't get any action because Cathayan men are all intimidated by her, she's too cold and aloof for them
Will they ever rework those shitty corridor maps?
>>568583776>Marienburg modis it good? I'd be up for another Empire campaign before Toddy comes out.
>>568584260Why? They're where my biggest victories come from.
>>568584436Because there's no strategy involved in those mapsAt least add more corridors and paths so you can flank and maneuver
>>568484038I legitimately would.I love that mouth shape on a woman..
>>568585398i don't think anyone here would pass on fucking grace
>>568584323Personally I didn't enjoy it. Marienburg has different roster to the rest of empire so you might like it anyway. But I like to play it with it on anyway because big civil war in empire is always fun to watch.
>>568584165Enough Spaniard blood that WOULD
>>568551835do you have before/after pics?
>>568586583Plenty of incels have absurdly high standards from jerking off to anime and the top 0.1% of ethotsLiterally dick broken if a normal looking woman touched them
>>568586583>>568484038do you think she regrets ever having worked at ca?
>>568588391
>>568588391pic related
>>568588391Why does R*ddit hate her so much? They're the types to always defend women. Also, what kind of fucking past employer randomly emails their past employees hate videos/comments about them?
>>568588391>do you think she regrets ever having worked at ca?I know I would
>>568589089Depending on the content of the video, they might have been like >Uhhh, we better warn her in case this psycho tries anything.
>>568583094evil factions get huge bonuses when the player cannot see them
This ks gonna slund like a dumb queation, but when I touched SFO, what where those gem things on the images (think one of them was blue and called core)
>>568589414Vlad Von Schrodinger.
>>568589089it's important to at least warn them when the youtuber in question is an autistic scottish communist incel, he might try some shit
>>568589517sounds like army caps
>>568580567>Brettonia in HochlandWhat the fuck happened?
does anyone have a list of magical forests
>>568590445Napoopan
>>568589634>ScottishI feel like I got caught in a timeline shift or something because I swear the few times I’ve actually watched a Volound video he sounded like an ESL europoor.Maybe my brain was conflating him with Maximus (RIP)
>spend the last 40 turns of my WRE campaign building a defense in depth from the Baltic to the Black Sea to face the Huns>Attila takes charge>hurls himself suicidally at the first line, autoresolve, dies>ONLY A MAN>respawns and reaches the front 2 turns later>hurls himself suicidally into the exact same spot, autoresolve, dies>THE BROKEN BOWWhat the fuckWhat do I do with the rest of this campaign now? There's like a hundred more turns worth of surviving the Huns without the fucking Huns,
>>568591525>from the Baltic to the Black Seasounds like you've won the campaign already boss
>>568591525Conquer the Eastern Empire, time to rectify Theodosius’s mistake.You should even get a story mission to declare war on them later.
Do you think they'll add the custodian female spess muhrines to Total war 40gay
>>568593917ungor rebellion against the gors when
>>568593917worse off than goblins, poor little guys
Imagine an End Times scenario where Boris Todbringer controls about 50% of the Empire on turn 1 but has to hold it against the tide of Chaos and Undead?
>>568595080This is frightening. Think that this is frightening.
>>568595080Society is healing :)
Only a Middenlander would believe that there are rats under our cities.Vote Karl Franz for Emperor!
>>568593917probably better to be a zombie or basic skeleton than a ungor, at least they're unaware they're low-tier chaff fighting for their betters
southern cathay so comfy (ignore the chaos corruption)
>>568595757Do imperial colonies exist in china?
>>568595757It's a mish-mash of Southern Chinese karst landscape
>>568595080if you look at the stats this is mostly latinx and non whites
>>568596156>latinxkys faggot
>>568595080>65+ is close to zeroGrim. Goyim even.
>>568596291I call them latinx because it upsets latinx
>>568596156So?
>>568595757it's a bit exaggerated in game but irl it's very kino geology
>>568596401Day of the pillow can't come soon enough.
>>568596468Ironic. The Chorfs will be destroyed by their own Orc labourers
>>568596685hehehehheheheheheh
>>568596568china is geokino desu
>>568598595Some Avatar shit
Love dwarfs in battles. Hate them in the map. Every now and then I excitedly start a new dwarf campaign, play for 20 turns, start getting outmaneuvered by orcs in the world map, get baited into pursuing one of their armies while another one starts taking my settlements and end up deleting the save. I want to love them but they're fucking frustrating. Any tips aside from git gud?
>>568397959>>568531139not hard when the other daughters are missing, dead and admiral ditzhopefully shen-zoo gets her own DLC too, the dragon daughter everyone actually likes
Is the Tao Yan questline available for Yuan Bo? Weren't they nemesis or something
>>568599192funny, I'm the opposite
>>568599192Not even the malakai campaign? Hordes are the most fun campaign in the game.
>>568599192>pick thorgrim>krump skarsnik by turn 5 and start trading with ungrim>build walls in the single minor settlement at the darklands chokepoint>all enemies now come from the south
>>568526453>how do you play the empire without taking horrific casualties all the time?Empire has some of the best skirmish cav in the game and is very capable of abusing them + guns to achieve bloodless victoriesalso Franz can just run shit over with his souped-up Reiksguard for most of the game so that's very worth pursuing, too
>>568600659Last one I actually tried. Throgg went to 35 settlements by turn 50 and confederated every norse faction. He swallowed kislev and the north of the empire and sigvald went on a rampage on my ass (quite literally). That was not fun because of diferent reasons, I might give malakai another try. Dwarfs might not be for me and maybe I need to cope harderNorse rework with waagh like armies is bs
>>568598595When you have countries that cover such vast swathes of the Earth, that’s what happens. The United States is much the same, and Russia would be too if it weren’t situated so close to the tundra. Even then, it still has tremendous geographical diversity.
>start campaign>scroll through the workshop while waiting for the turn>download>restart campaignA Khorne ranged unit that throw skulls, yo.
>>568603881>end turn>alt-tab, read random shit>tab back in, realize I got a diplo offer like 3 seconds after I alt-tabbedI hate doing this
>>568604426>
>>568588391Ugh, this sucks. I wish I could protect her from those Reddit creepos causing her distress and have aryan children with her.
>>568605780this but unironically
ate a big meal felt drowzy stepped onto the bed a bit ended up with an 1 hour food nap woke up groggy feeling like an absolute hog
>>568588391She deserved the hate for things like causing the TW Steam Workshop getting purged of all the mods that show remotely any female skin, but not after she left CA. Gotta stay professional. Hate the character, not the actor.
>>568606960forgot to make this post TW relatedI had the game open while I sleptogres
News when?
https://warhammerfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Sir_Dagobert>As a Grail Knight, Sir Dagobert was a warrior beyond mortal men. Renowned as a Paladin of the Realm, he had slain monsters great and foul across the Old World. Even in old age, the knight was able to kill an entire regiment of Stormvermin, a Rat Ogre and a Skaven Warlord before finally falling. After his death, Dagobert's body was still infused with holy power, blessing all who stood near as a sacred Grail Reliquae. >"Hefting the Reliquae upon their shoulders, the pilgrims resumed their bold march towards the monster. Beneath its chainmail hood, the burnished skull of Sir Dagobert, polished to a lustrous sheen like mother-of-pearl... shone gold."Would be fun to get this guy as a regiment of renown version of the grail reliquae.
>>568588391I just tried searching on the reddit and only found one person mentioning her in the past two years (and it was a positive comment).What did she mean by this?
>>568608828The only news i got is that end times dlc is meant to come out in three months tops but they never mention it. It's more likely they shadow drop it at the next event than actually have it come out on time.
Changeling in Cathay be like
>>568606960>>568608409Your Ogre big name is Grandfeaster https://totalwarwarhammer.fandom.com/wiki/Big_Names
bhashivahow tf do i remember this name'
>>568609346Deep down you realize you've found the ultimate sex symbol. She is burned into your mind.
>>568608959Don't forget a Mousillon faction expansion.
Who will be the next FLC lord after Neferata?
>>568611064Thanquol
>>568606960hehe you are a sleepy boy
>>568611064One of the dragon siblings. Presumably YinYin as Li Dao and Monkey King make sense for a vs DLC with Li Dao all in on Jade troops and Monkey King having buffed Beastmen and nerfed Cathayans a bit like Drycha has for Trees and Elves.
>>568611241He's part of the end times DLC
>>568611402who the fuck is li dao
guys the old total war games are really good.
>>568611517Dragon Sibling of the South, he guards the south from Ind and Khuresh like Miao does from Kurgans and Chaos.
>Thanquol is reduced to a legendary hero
okay but Bugman dlc when?
>>568611765Cathay just got a DLC. Give me 40k news.
>>568611624which one is your favourite?
>>568611884not THOSE bugmen
Hey, can the local CA developer remind management that Bhashiva has 2 unique items but no set bonus?
>>568611624the bad controls turn me off so much, which is why I like Rome 1 remaster, I wish they'd make a Med 2 remasterI really love med 2 in everything but the contorls are so important in this series
>>568612219I've been playing a lot of med 2 lately and one thing that drives me fucking insane is units not doing what you ordered them to dolike you tell archers to shoot at a certain enemy unit and they just fucking don't
>>568611890for me it's got to be Rome 1 and Shogun 2.>>568612219you get used to them eventually and it just becomes part of the challenge.
>>568613572>and one thing that drives me fucking insane is units not doing what you ordered them to dojust like Warhammer 3
>>568613937shogun 2 has modern responsive controls desu so its not an issue therethis shit >>568613572so annoying
>>568614005>>568613572you can recreate that experience in Warhammer, just use gun infantry or melee cavalry lol
>>568614562>>568613967it's nowhere near as bad in warhams
>>568610727>Don't forget a Mousillon faction expansion.For Bretonnia? I always thought if they'd be playable they'd be a Vampire Counts faction tbhwy.I guess it could be fun to have a kind of Drycha-like faction for Bretonnia.What kind of roster would they have though? Some kind of mix of VCs and Bretonnians? What about heroes and lords?
>>568611517Who cares? They all look the same anyways.
>>568584165>GarciaThe U.S has fallen ...
>>568616150US is over 20% hispanic, but thats kinda okay, Mexicans are some of the best minorities you can have and they contributed a lot to American culture
>>568612191>local CA developerSometimes I remember that the woc rework had a significant resemblance to some of our thread speculation.
>>568616150>>568616263>Mexicans are some of the best minorities you can have and they contributed a lot to American culturelol
Nope, we're nipping this shit in the bud. Discuss Total War or go to /pol/ please and thank you.Bump limit is no reason to go all retard.
>>568615349It genuinely is with cavalry, you have to finagle them just so they keep chasing down routing units.
>>568616568>we're nippingnippon isn't coming to wh, anon
>>568616568This is how we protest not having a baker
>>568616703I baked the last 3 threads though and roughly half of the 2026 threads so I think i'm allowed to complain about /pol/tards. I will bake at page 10 like always.
>>568615349Yes it is. In fact, unit responsiveness has never been worse than in this patch. I just watched my akshina ambushers take about 15 seconds to turn after a fire order, then just cancel the attack and stand there. Most units have like a 7 second delay before they move now
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>>568616263You speak like a true patriot, well done.
>>568616823What side of the "legendfag vandalizing OPs" conlict were you on
>>568616426>ginger >bottom left>If only you know how bad things really are
