Previous: >>568430529>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dicktus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Right/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2400https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en>Thread ClubsYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://uma.guide/guidesFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568442080Her default dress is so good, any alts she could have would be lesser in comparison. I really like her hair, though.
>>568442080SEX
FAT FUCK scenario.
so...anyone rolling for Inari One tomorrow?
>calstone cooking your ramen
Digitan LOVE
The entire thing did not need to be pink
>>568442080this is canon now
>>5684422323 tickets take or leave
i just woke upwho got the alts?
page 3 me make new thrad with JP OP
>>568442080
>>568442232me
>>568442080Ugly gorilla
repostingGreetings anons, today is Super Creek's and may I invite you to join to in some G1 memorial races that she have won. Same rules as usual, only one uma per anon and any who violates such will be called out as an utter retard. (14 hours left)1988 Kikka Sho (7/18)916236541989 Tenno Sho Autumn(7/18)401965191990 Tenno Sho Spring(7/18)55354007The two G1 long distance wins are the reason why she's known as an amazing stayer, or if you've watch CinGray you'll about this already of course.
>>568442304donna and cafe
>>568442304Cafe and Donna.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Sex with smile girl
>>568442318You can stop seething now V
>>568442304Running The DayDown by RiverManhattan Cafe
>>568442321one will sell millions, the other wel...
Transcend SEXO
>>568442232no I'm saving for human rights cards
>>568442369why is SYG hibiki here
>>568442440shakute!
>>568442440>>568442449CUTE shakur
>>568442369You're black
holy fucking SEX SEX SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>568442449SEX WITH MY BRO NOWWWWWW
>>568442449>>568442440BRO SEX
>>568442318More relevant than your basic blonde bitch
>>568442321>Gentildonna is a princess>Fuji is a princeThis is very in character
>>568442440>>568442449
>>568442321Hate how cygay keeps making alts that make the umas look like dykes
>>568442440>>568442449>they're still shilling SiLI'm tired
>>568442608i want to rape golshi and golshi to rape me
>>568442465fail -_-
You shouldn't fuck your bro
>>568442080WIFE SEXCAN'T WAIT FOR WW3 TO STOP ME FROM GETTING HER IN GLOBAL
cows won again
>>568442257Doto cooking your Ramen is the far scarier scenario
>daring tact merch>she's STILL not playable
>>568442509Cute filly and trainer
gentil summer alt next
>>568442318>V still mad his thread was ignored lmao you're actually petty are you going to call your discord butt buddies now
>>568442674It's just like that image but the broth is drain water
>>568442672>western artist
Heat death of the universe before Fenomeno gets an alt
Doto cooking ramen but her fat udders keep dipping in the pot.
>>568442706It's pretty obvious she's the 5.5 anniversary releaseYou should be feeling sorry for Samson Big, she's pretty much guaranteed to be an anniversary one star
>>568442771extra calcium
>Cafe, mega flatty>Donna, mega milkersIt's...perfect
Vivlos gf
>>568442728The semi limited umas seem to be getting alts this year and following release order orfevre is probably the summer one
>>568442771mmm boob sweat seasoning
>>568442889FASTER
Hey you see all the other girls not yet merch? Yeah fuck them were releasing more Gold kklan merch. Fuck you cygays
>>568442341>>568442354>>568442412>cafe brideohneat>gorilla bridetrainers pelvis is in danger
>g*ld week
>>568442802
Suddenly only filling up 260 image slots last thread before moving on isnt an issue anymore like it was when we ignored the perfectly fine bake earlier today. Curious
>>568442892Vivlos' bf
>>568442905Swimsuit Orfevre...
>>568442754here's the umas released before fenomeno that still don't have an ult, get in line:>Twin Turbo>Biko Pegasus>Duramente>Calstone Light O>Durandal>Air Messiah>Win Variation>Furioso>Tsuyoshi>Orfevre>No Reason>Gran Algeria
>>568442952We are rapidly approaching the 6% growth in all stats uma
>>568442916
Beaned
>>568443027>Vivlos bf>Vivlos>V
>>568442802What makes an uma a 1* or 3* anyway? G1s? Sounds of Ass and Ardan have zero G1s and the former has no graded wins whatsoever (not even a G3) yet both are 3* umas.
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE schizobros...
So can someone explain why they're trying to pander to women as if women want to fuck these Uma? With Gentildonna of all people?
>>568443086beaners are from mexico retardacchi
[-]
>>568443027For a moment I tought you posted a pic of yourself by mistake and was thinking what an ugly girl
>>568443153>What makes an uma a 1* or 3* anyway?I do.Its an arbitrary decision that i make by myself.
>>568443185Maybe they do?
>>568443135kek it all makes sense
>>568443052>OrfevreLet her stay forgotten
>>568442440>>568442449YEAH BABYI CAN ACTUALLY GO TO AN IRL COLLAB SINCE ILL BE IN JAPAN THEN
>>568443153generally it's arbitrary, but Samson Big cannot be anything more than a one star since she has the dubious honor of finishing dead last in all the classic races against Narita Brian, her IRL record is only one step above Urara's
>>568443235do you also decide which horses get added to the game?
>>568443185they didnt even bother replacing the suit for the fem trainer option lol
Mambo!
>>568443185But ________I do________ though
i want White Stone, Daiwa Texas and Air Shady 2*
>the puppet is realI need a video of one of you retards fucking the puppet pronto.
Wait, why does she have the puppet?
>>568443385M A M B O
>>568443272Dober cute
........................................................
Do NOT fuck the puppetPlease
>>568443185The fem otakus that want to fuck the Umas are the healthy players that you want.They arent yuritards
>>568443321No thats another guyHe picks the horseI pick the rarity of the horseWe have a 3rd guy design the horseWe arent allowed to be in the same room or converse with eachother when we make these decisions
>>568443428It's going to be for sale >>568443385Same.
>>568443428the puppet will be part of the limited goods available for people who preorder tickets for the event and shit
>>568443185Shippers
>>568443385We know rae
>>568443458
who asked for shokugeki no uma
Gentil's VA kinda cuteSuzuka's still mogs them all tho
>>568443385>>568443512who are your oshis?
>>568443590Oguri
>>568443493>They're not yuritardsNigga they're not imagining they're men, they're still yuritards
>>568443510I am the 4th guy who fucks the horsesYes, even the dead onesThis is a very important role
>>568443590me
V is going to be so insufferable with that new JP event
>>568443639There's a difference between shippers and self-inserters
>>568443590They better get undressed too then
>>568443616Stego
>>568443639if you are a girl that wants to fuck other girls is cool, pretty hot desuif you are a girl that wants to see one girl fucking another girl but you are not involved, fuck off
>You Aim A>UMAwho writes these songs
>>568443510fuck i'm the guy that designs the horses i gotta get outta here
>>568443750The design is very Japanese
>>568443750Shakespear
>>568443432HonseFun actually
palma chan my beloved
>>568443706He doesn't even talk about the game anymore it's just damage control and shitposting. This place is dead during those hours
>>568443750rudolf
>>568443706Kill yuritards
>>568443639not really, yuritads are mostly obnoxious shipfags, women that want to self-insert as the trainer are fine
>>568443706>>568443830He's going to be forcing it even more now that he has an excuse to talk about his BBB
>>568443750YOU KNOW DESS PART
>>568443750Watashi desu, gomen
>>568443729based
cafe got that aura goin onshe needs a bath
V will never be anti jp schizo no matter how much you try to force it... Mambros will know the schizo lore
>>568443706He's going to pretend to play JP again, take screenshots off twitter pretending it's his, get called out and then stop pretending all over again. Fun stuff.
Which Umas are the biggest ningen lovers according to their IRL counterpart?
>>568443959so what's going on here?
>>568443926W-why are they wearing the other's clothes? Masaka...
who buys these overpriced jackets? their target audience doesnt go outside
>>568443983spe
>>568443851>women that want to self-insert as the trainer are fine>fineKill yourself, tranny.
>>568444016She's aura raping you
>>568444016Cafe is holding Donna back.
>>568443706
>>568443830Now he has an excuse to talk about JP offtopic and steal more images from x all the while doing damage control
>>568443821I seeIs this the part where I join honsefun
>>568443983uhhhh SiL?
I would have sexual intercourse with Red Desire's seiyuu
Early good morning and good night friends!! I’m gonna go fix my freezer!
>>568444041asian people do
>>568443983Air groove
>>568444016Blast and dia about to tank a chandelier while cafe is doing the usual
>>568444161hot glue
>>568444141Goodnight!
>>568444041Didn't the stegofaggot here buy the $300 coat
>>568444141>>568444217fuck off avatarfag you're not welcome here
heybroskis anyone have $200 to lend me I pay back for sure
>>568444210RICKEY
so why are we using shitpost jp thread but you wouldn't use a Topro one
>st*llion wedding alt>no Gran Alegria altnyoooo...
>>568442080This new JP event with Manhattan Cafe and Gentildonna, this is the wedding event or just a normal dress event?
>>568443983easily the GOAT
>>568444276i sent bwoski check your dis*ord
So when is Vodka getting an SSS tier alt?
>>568443983all the lememe horses
>>568444276sure bro i'll give it to you in a mason jar
>>568444294I'm going to impregnate rickey
>>568444312wdym she got a card alt
>>568444263>implying stefofaggot isn't larping that faggot doesn't play the game and just steal screenshots from x>>568444307you can stop seething now V no one will like your basic blonde bitch
>>568444403Literally precision designed for hot glue
>>568444369I'll impregnate you
>>568444343king has some very grabable hips
>>568444354>Vodka SSS alt
>>568444318Its the wedding event with a spin it seems like.
>>568444459save it for the chiyoposters
>>568444210>>568444276>>568444294>child predator
boys can't get pregnant.
>>568444423>and just steal screenshotsHave you ever found actual matching screenshots or is this just conjecture? The dude posts webms and shit and even the ntrfag had his images actually found
>>568444534YWNBAM
>>568444521you are brown
>>568444354micro bikini vodka SOON
>>568443614Marika is a schizo though
>>568444521>she might be a shotacon because she is friendly towards kidshuh...?what kinda logic is that.
>>568444534We'll see.
>>568444521
I want to be puppy-chan
>>568444565a single google search can find matching screenshots on x
finding muvluvanon in the wild made me spit my water
>>568444672that's an actual pedo projecting himself
>>568444672have you seen the average intelligence of /uma/ posters
>>568444594wtf what am I then?
>>568444672umm in america only government employees and indoctrinat-i mean teachers are allowed to get near children
Since they said it will be possible to use 2 stam cards in the next JP scenario I guess there isn't going to be a scenario pal card
>>568444746
>>568444745why has no one actually posted them like they did for ntrfag instead of just saying he doesn't play the game/is stealing screenshots
>>568444634she keeps getting better and better
>>568444672The horse gets horny when near kids
>>568444672dude, that image is from the same larper that said Dober hate men, and stop posting it after her career came to global
>>568444805raped
>>568444841NTA but he does I just really don't feel like digging them up. Maybe 2 months ago he posted a cm result claiming it was his from x but it was really some dude who had like 100 followers and he posted trains and ntr exclusively
>>568444841it's been posted already a lot of times stop sucking his dick
>>568444824Sex with Vivlos
>>568444993She still hates men, tho.
>>568445117she doesn't but you are still brown
>>5684443547 and Vodka gets a GOOD alt skin by EOY. MAKE IT HAPPEN AND MY LIFE IS YOURS SHIRAOKI
>>568444841Not him but I remember a time the schizo that hated him found an actual match and he started calling him out because of that. It should be in the archives
>>568445038>>568445007we're not talking about the ntrfag, that guy was proven to be bullshitting. I'm talking about the stegofag who's posted shit like this
>>568445115Go play your favorite scenario VF
>>568443052>>Twin TurboDeserves an alt>>Biko PegasusDeserves an alt>>DuramenteUgly>>Calstone Light ODeserves an alt>>DurandalBoring Saber clone>>Air MessiahNPC>>Win VariationUgly>>FuriosoUgly>>TsuyoshiDoesn't deserve to even be in the game, only got in due to being Rudolf's kid>>OrfevreUgly>>No ReasonMega cute, deserves an alt>>Gran AlgeriaDeserves an alt
>>568445209Oh, then I actually don't care
>>568445169She does, she's been brainwashed by America's woke indoctrination.
>>568444824That's right, we won't be adding a PAL card.So make sure to spend all your carats, okay?
>>5684451957 and Daiwa gets it instead
>>568445241dont shay that...
>>568445241>Tsuyoshi>Doesn't deserve to even be in the game, only got in due to being Rudolf's kidDo not disrespect MY FUARKING HERO like this
>>568443052>i am forgotten
7 and
>>568445227Im not CharleneAnd no thanks
>>568445209that doesn't prove shit. that doesn't mean he bought it or that was really his image stop enabling the avatarfag
>>568445396stinko baldy
>>568444824Would have been neat if the light hello pal card from grandlive had a link here.
>>568445413Machan
>>568445241>>>Win Variation>Ugly
>>568445241>wasting alts on boyumasFuck off
And another one
>>568445241>>>Duramente>Uglyyou might as well suck cock if you're going to be that gay
>>5684454138 and i rape you
>>568445526She's part of the V Sisters, of course she's ugly.
Odds and Girl Umas get altsEvens and Boy Umas get alts7 and they both get them0 and none get them
>>568445396My dirt daughter
>>5684455933 and threesome
>>568445564that's my wife
Didn't America scenario just happened last February? I thought it was supposed to be every 6 months in JP?
>>568445687>She's part of the V SistersBwo...
>>568445440ok, that particular one didn't prove anything. how about all his videos and screenshots of his own game? again you never post proof and just say it's stolen. at least with the ntrfag hard proof was shown that he's bullshitting.
>>568445564>Mare coded Stallions
>>568445875Now it's every 4 monthsThat means it will last 2.5 months in global
>>568444672that document was made by some larper with 0 keiba knowledge, every fact there is either incomple or completely made up, and Rickey being a shotacon is the perfect example of the former. they most likely just asked their discord buddies to come up with stuff to make that shit and be popular among their community of troons.
>>568445875>V already forcing his offtopic God you're insufferable
>>568445291okay cockroach
um, you just flooded the venue for no reason.....
>>568446017kill yourself V
>>568445943MANT should have been shortened desu wa
starting special week's career for the first time>her introduction is literally eating the entire kitchen and the school farmspecial fatty..
I'm training suzuka after unlocking hershe's too sexy
>>568446017SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>568446017Cesario looks really gorgeous here
>>568446082>flat>sexyFaggot
>>568446017No Reason?
>>568445875fuck off V no one cares about your basic blonde bitch
>>568445687no she isnt, none of them are
>failing a 3% training in trackblazer for 40 speedrun is glued, not even worth trying to highroll the rest of it
Gold Cutie
>>568445564Bobafags getting uppity
>>568446082I hope you can stand her constant moaning during her career
>>568446017No Reason mentioned
>>568446165>>568446181>Coal Shitty
>>568446269>called "silence" suzuka>is actually moaner
>>568446181my baby inside her belly
>>568445909Kingu is pretty much an honorary mare all things considered.
>>568446379Me on the right
>>568446405Her feet inside my mouth
how to get more power if I use 3 guts in the deck? It always lingers around 900 at best even with power parent.
>>568446438>guy named King is a marelol ok sure buddy
>>568446478that's fine too
>>568445896he's been caught already with his ingame screenshots stop defending yourself stegofaggot
>>568446146Ugly as fuck
>>568446552Post it then.
Artists are very fast
>>568446525buy the weights and spend your summer on fixing power
>>568446525stop using guts cards they have low race bonus and/or bad skills
If I were to buy an account, should I look for ones with kitasan black ? Or will she start falling off ?
>>568446181Why would she be blushing? She's probably used to wearing stuff like that for photo sessions.
>avatarfag topic>entertaining the schizo Nice thread
>>568446665wtf i love tachyon now
>>568446643I know how to calm her down
>>568446665SEX
>>568446707don't buy accounts
>>568446707she'll be the 2nd/3rd best speed card for a year or two more
>>568446739>making a post about the retarded dramayou're not better dumb ass
>>568446813
>>56844652515 Power sparks here. Yes Wit is low but that's just a matter of high-rolling.
>>568446851you're making a post about it too dumbassand so am I
>>568446590>>568446739fuck off V go back to your basic blonde bitch thread
>>568446724Because she's wearing it for (You)
>>568446942I'm not the one pretending I am above it all
>>568446724based dense protagonist
*enters the thread bouncing a basketball*hey guys what's going on?
Anyone has that fanart of McQueen being burdened with MANT training items on the beach?
>>568446724dense torenas deserve to be raped
>>568447068V malding as usual his bake got ignored
>>568445564stallionfags get white suits
>>568446805If I have $30 to spend for fun I’m throwing it towards an account instead of buying a random paid gacha that’ll shit on me 96% of the time
>>568447068JPtards are ruining the thread once again
>>568446525Buy a power ankle or two and hope they all flock into power during rainbowlet turns in summer
>>568446707She will be the best for 2 more scenarios after this one
>>568447147>>568447251*starts dribbling the basketball between my legs a little*whoa! well if they're fellow members of your community you should probably help them out.
https://github.com/SweepTosher/dumperLe event cheat updated
>>568447212that's a gold ass
>>568447252man I hate this whole guts shit. Can't I just dodge the bullet by using 2 speed 2 wit and 1 guts 1 power?Praying that you'll get 3 guts on summer is just exhausting at this point and produces a shitton of low rolls.
>>568447391Sweepy is alive
am I supposed to get unrestrained on suzukek
okay but I really really really really really really really really really really really like yuri
>>568447390Nice balls, dude
>>568447390*leans against locker*look man, you're cool and all but this whole scene is crazy. The nerds and the bullies are going at it again and it's not pretty
>>568447391>Reddit Tachyon
>>568443983unironically spedober's the only hors he liked, and only because her pussy game too strong
>>568447414get an amazon press from Michelle and a rimjob by the hag
>>568446550every time I look at /umajp/ I get angry at cygames for not accelerating the schedule at x3 times faster
NTR (Narita Top Ramen)
>>568447506you can just do the opposite and not run guts card, just buy a guts ankle and watch out for good guts turn during summer and junior where you can get away with building bond on guts
>>568447696fuck off V stop spamming this shit
will (you) roll for wedding Gentil, in 5 short years?
>>568447517Same
>>568442232Holding until her alt comes out
>>568447696is this a new scenario? did they already show the new harem member?
>>568447767No
>>>/vg/umajp/wrong thread
>>568447696>jpnigger content>NTRDouble whammy
>>568447560thanks bro, yours too!>>568447603*scoops the basketball up and starts spinning it on my finger*ay caramba! well we've still got an hour before reset and I have one borrow left so I'm gonna try for a MANT run with my oshi then. wish me luck!
This is clearly a Fine Motion scenario
>update carat calculator>marvelous went from late december to mid february 2027CYGAMES SPEED UP AGAIN
gentil wife
>>568447801stop samefagging V
>>568447767I will roll for both, Cafe and Gentil when the time comes
>>568447767NahOut of all the year 6 umas the only I would pull are Pizza and Ai-chan
Holy shit the animations on these new bride alts upped the Trainer x Uma bait to the max like what the FUCK
>>568447884*flicks toothpick that I had in my mout*that sounds like a good plan chief, I'm personally gonna hit the gym then hang with my chick while this scene dies down. Good luck champ!
>>568447696>light hellokino scenario
>>568447974For me it's Red Desire
>>568448030vodka you're so cool
sundayman approves this
>>568447696>doto's pot emanates poisonous energynyoooooooooooooooooticing
>>568443185I don't get it either, Gentildonna looks like the type that hates lesbos
>>568448139
>>568448185Doto is putting her milk in the ramen soup
>they’re selling an official puppetSurely people will be getting this with solely pure intentions and nothing else hahahttps://x.com/umamusu_goods/status/2059618513975902248
>>568448045>>568448185no one cares V
fuck off sundayman
>>568448282Onnahole
>>568447414>tranny art
I cant believe that bride Donna is real...
no
god cygames is such a disgusting omnipanderer, no wonder the bickering never ends
>>568447906She's cheating on you with a woman
>>568447517That's because yuri is cute and hot.
>>568447414peroperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoHaaaahhh haaaahhhperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperoperopero
>>568448479they keep making really high quality yuri hentai for some reason.
I've come here to ask once again WHY THE FUCK WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN ANY ANNOUNCEMENT FOR CINGRAY S2 YET?????
>>568448156She’s so beautiful man…
>>568448282I thought they were a family friendly company, why are they selling onaholes now?
cockadoodleridoo
>>568448742No
>another wit cards don't show up for wit trainings episode
CYGAMES PLEASETHIS SCHEDULE IS NOT FAST ENOUGHSPEED UP THE EVENTSTHROW BOTH CANCER AND LEO CUP INTO JUNEMANT IS KILLING EVERYONE AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>568448593Cypics is very busy, we can hope for winter 2027 at the earliest
Still love her
>>568448561the entire cast are horse girls and they are all emotional and touch feeling, nips love that (and so do I)
>>568447517sauce me up
>>568448473the woman in question? me
>>568448593Did they at least announce that it's in production? because if not, it looks like this is going to take quite a while
>>568448637What's happening here?
>bride Cafe is out >have to wait five years for her Cygames is so cruel
>>568448742Bang! Tsugi mo raceu, banana akimas!
>>568448473you are brown
>tfw still can't pick a waifu because i autistically have to find the one i match best with and never change herpain
>>568449113And you're defending cuckolding
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568447801there's a real chance of a tazuna+light hello pal card for hagmaxxing
>>568448282Hmm, the puppet is cute, but I'm not crazy about Marche, but it's also pretty affordable. Do I get it?
>>568449169something else you want to project?
>>568447609https://github.com/SweepTosher/dumper/commit/7d156a3c4af60dbaf45f67a08b16e681d75c7b1c
>>568449219Are you going to fuck it?
Stop trying to make me want to fuck Taiki Shuttle
>>568448983Not as far as I'm aware. I'm confident that they have it in the pipeline, otherwise they wouldn't tease us with that Inari One ending at the end of Cingray.My only worry is that perhaps the blu rays of Cingray didn't sell well enough and it's gotten cancelled. Do we have sales data?>>568448841Cypics needs to get their priorities straight. I can't believe that The Summer Hikaru Died (one of the most astroturfed anime I've ever seen, with non-stop ads on Twitter no matter how many times I said I didn't want to see them) has gotten a season 2 announcement before Cingray.
>>568449213but I want a new hag...
>>568449212Yes
>>568449272SWEEPYDEV IS HERE?!?!?!
Hello!
>>568444343King has that mom look going on.
good morning and/or dayreally like donna's unique, didn't like her dress at first but now I'm starting to get it
>>568449328>Kentucky She's shit
>>568449212Give her the love that her mum has always refused to.
>>568449219Yes
>my mfw when
>>568449334I found some news saying they sold around 37k copies but there is no source
>>568448473yuriGODS wins again
>>568449510dont say that des....
>>568449535>Temu King Halo
>finemo scenario
>>568449734I do this
>>568449458qwo he literally has the general linked in the description...
>v scenario>umama scenario/uma/ club schizos won
thoughts?
>>568449535I will fuck her mom
>>568449479Light Hello!
>>568449458what part of "/uma/ is infested with south-east asians" did you not comprende?>>568445875>scenario 14 is you being a wagie at a ramen stallfeels like a bit of a step-down in our careers.
>>568449787i like gold allure
>>568449667
>>568449786go back to your thread V no one wants you here
>>568449535can i love her mom instead
we won
>>568449782>>568449904sorry pmos i meant "here" as in "here right now" not in general
>>568449915his kids are great
>>568449787Digitan should stop cooming
>>568449980I'm breeding this
>>568449943Hate this uma.
>>568447906That yank looks painful.
>>568449667more FineMo fanart!
im the only SEA here
>>568450069what about this?
>>568448225IKUZO!
>>568450078That's not very nice
>>568450060no, I need Digitan to Eclipse Sundayman
>>568449965that's her dad
>>568450176of course
Fine Motion should have bigger breasts
>finemo avatarfagsfuck off
>>568450258fucking the whole family
>>568442080is this an ebic reference to her retirement hat?
>>568448943It's some japanese slop artist on twitter, I don't remember who but his uploads always got deleted from twitter after a few days.That's the full image anyway.
>>568450336
>>568450336Love Cafe wife
>>568450261good work
I want to believe that Uokka hasn't gotten another alt yet is because there is a war raging within Cygames over whether she should get a cute alt that mogs Scarlet or a lame/joke alt that gets mogged by Scarlet (again)
>>568450494seems so
>>568449334>The Summer Hikaru Died (one of the most astroturfed anime I've ever seenIt's up there with sentenced to be a hero yes
>The "Voluntary Training" function is scheduled to be added in late June 2026!>This is a function that allows training to continue even if you leave the training screen or close the application!cygames....we need this.......
>>568450525>>568450336Cafe my beloved
>>568450145we know vert
>>568450532>grammatical errorsnever changing my comment halfway through again, embarassing
>>568450204What's the context behind this
>>568450532I hope she gets an aura alt>>568450494she's so huge
Eepy Dotohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwNK-PS4Iw
>>568449243>>568450525
>>568450692bro he is dead... literally
>>568450143Plapping FineMo...
housewife chores
>>568450682Gentildonna is bisexual???
>>568450805that's me
>>568449272Based
>>568450720and so cute!
>>568450805saving Ireland’s bloodline
>>568450532Vodka's appearance in the careers of newer umas (Almond Eye, Red Desire) make her a cool senpai, so they might go with something cool for her
>>568450886nice tits
>>568450810Rice would make a good mother
>>568450359Trvke
>>568450865also true
>>568450996yeppers
>>568450762friend is jealous, she needs some attention too
>>568450886why did she have to be a stinky d*rter
>>568450816Umas are trainersexual
>>568450903Anon, I don't know how to tell you this...
>>568451104even happy meek!?
>>568450767I'm not talking about verty.
>>568442751here's your JP artist bwo
>>568451161what?
>>568450528>>568450680Love cafe >>568451050It’s funny that people are theorizing that in the first few seconds of bride cafe’s ult it’s actually her friend. Then Cafe covers your eyes and brings you back to her.
>>568451230
>>568450865and sex
>>568451271You can plap all you want, that bloodline isn't continuing.
>>568451329that's me
>>568451214Happy Meek doesn't even know that she exists
kingu love and devotion
>>568451214Especially Happy Meek.
>>568451329me on the left
>>568451341explain this
>>568442080WEDDING DRESS DON-CHAN
So why did Cygames decide to maim and kill umatore haters while also taking a shit on Uma/Uma shippers all in one fell swoop
>>568451214YES
>>568451519Cloning
>>568451214I feel bad for Meek, Aoi is such a dick chaser that she even sold her entire career and family secret skills for a little bit of attention from torena-san...
>>568450708I don't know what prompted this random parodyhttps://x.com/aPieceof_ray151/status/1942912994025026034
>>568451573They also did a direct attack to "ftore isn't canon" faggots
>>568451230would
>>568451230Now we're talking
slurpp
>>568451494>>568451329>>568450805POST THE WHOLE THING YOU COWARDSI mean it's not like you get banned for a catbox link
>>568451638cloning is forbidden in keiba
>>568450682Is this the first time Toreina made a cameo in these?
I just woke up. What did I miss other than the wedding alts
>>568451494Meek wtf
>>568451695When your family skill is Iron Will, you would trade it for sex too
>>568451824Yes.
ramen is (one of) the most overrated foods in the world.
>>568450918God I hope so. She deserves better.
>>568451573Cygames can pander to all, you know. Its just that some people aren't willing to accept that Cygames doesn't care about things like one-sidedly pandering to the paying (male) customers/90% male audience.
>>568451550
>>568451829You missed V's meltdown kek
>>568451786
>>568451724Literally nobody says that, though I could understand why they say it in Gentildonna’s case after reading her side stories
>>568451829Ramen scenario is nexthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5n-QZjWRA
uma for this feel?
>>568451829 (You)>>568451951 (You)
>>568451494
>>568451870It's just noodles and soup but because it's from japan everyone has to pretend it's some super special snowflake oishiiiiiii one of a kind dish
>>568452027Bitch looks like she's always about to cry
>>568452009seething that your other thread got deleted V
>>568451972>Literally nobody says that, thoughNot in this site, surprisingly, but I have read it elsewhere
>>568451329me and donna making Geraldina
>>568451816pornposters have gotten less common lately, I feel. used to be, was a time when I'd see the silly reaction images once a thread at least. Musaka glaring, Digitan staring, someone posting "You cant post that."haaa...
>>568451870crazy that it's 20 bucks in the US when in japan it started out as struggle food and is basically fast food over there
>best stam for front>air shakurCygames would rather release 2 pace stam cards for medium and long before releasing a single front stam card
>>568451230>>568451990The Real SUMO Fighting - 1 - 8 - High Quality
>>568451824
>>568451972>Literally nobody says thatXitterfags have a community called gacha grail that hate everything that is woke including women
>>568452136shut the fuck up already
>>568451981>ramen scenario They just make up bullshit and expect it to be a hit right
I HAVENT FINISHED A CAREER TODAYAAAIIEEEMY CAROTS!!!
>>568452176V is here after your thread is deleted fuck off no one cares your opinion
>>568452320hey man if it spawns more cute finemo art I'm all for it
>>568452251If I marry Cafe do I also marry Sunday?
how hard is cygames milking jpbros?
>>568452312kek seething you're going to call a next with your discord buddies?
>>568452328just run a suicide jr year career takes like 5 minutes
>>568452320Anon there's been a "build your robot" scenario, "farm your ingredients to cook lunch" scenario, "build your own training island" scenario, "dig your own Onsen" scenarioMaking ramen is no different
you dramatrannies are insufferable
>>568452435Probably. The hot springs event made it clear that if you were going to be by Cafe’s side her friend will be there too
>>568451290>It’s funny that people are theorizing that in the first few seconds of bride cafe’s ult it’s actually her friend. Then Cafe covers your eyes and brings you back to her.I already like this theory
>>568452494how
If oguri gives you masturbation instructions is it a kitahara JOI?
>>568452487it's not true
What's sex with Light Hello like
>>568451990reminder that bono is literally an architect
>>568452603any uma with an early fan goal (oguri, mcqueef) and just dont race
>>568452320the onsen scenario did iron man numbers so yes
>>568452517V hands made this post. don't act like you didn't "test" the thread hours ago fag >>568430721
>>568452624drunken
>>568452586NTR would do this.
remember that /uma/ did this to itself after admitting to join in on shizoposting just because they're bored
>>568452624she leglocks you
>>568452328>oguri career>win debut>kill the oguri>never reach fan goal>+75
>>568452605Neo wife
>>568452603fym howjust don't run any races in mant and you fail out at the end of junior year>>568452701with mant out now every trainee can early end at end of junior year
>>568452624canon
>>568452586>>568452742>>568452747kek V called his discord butt buddies at uma&co what's next you're going to call Allen and /uma/ club
>>568452787Neo Cutieverse
>>568452586Opera POV
I want this real bad so I can act like her and talk through Maruchan, except instead of a cutely dressed horse girl behind it it's an overweight Asian man in t-shirt and cargo shorts
>>568452725>>568430721Was he wrong though?
Isn't this too erotic? wtf
>>568452580
>>568452923
>>568452921hey man im just a soundposter
>>568452527I always wondered what ended up happening in that event
>>568453001he was not.
>>568452921i'm a member of umanko and have access to the non-existent discord and i can confirm, without a shadow of a doubt, that V did not perform a server-wide ping. please stop spreading your anti-uma&co slander.
>>568453001>>568453036you're not fooling anyone V go back to your discord
>>568453016I want her to finger me
>>568453001WE ARE SORRY MAYABRO
>>568453005would be hotter with the glasses on
Tasty ramen.
isn't ICHIBAN kinda strong for a launch umaher ult is kinda nuts
>>568452697She fattens you up so you won’t be able to attract any other females and can monopolize you all for herself
>>568453210Cute Journey
>>568453005>female reveals bare shoulders>AHHH WHERE'S HER BURKA!?
>>568453210Ugly Journey
>>568453224pretty cute
>>568453001I missed that thread but I think he made sense
>>568453005where is she going to?
>>568453224Wtf I love transgirls now
I never ate a proper ramen in my entire life, just store bought shit
>>568453319what's with the marriage license meme anywaylike why did japanese artists latch onto it specifically to convey marriage entrapment
/uma/ will not survive Trackblazer at this rate
>>568453358Yeah he was being very reasonable. Just shows that /uma/ as a whole is responsible for things being bad
>>568453041Cuddled to death by cafe and Sunday silence. Event was intimate enough that it wouldn’t be out of place for one to say there was a threesome
>>568453423just go find a ramen store gwo...
this is me, if you care...
>>568453115damage controlling now kek >>568453001>>568453358you can stop samefagging and using another avatar V its very obvious everyone knows its you
>>568453210I want to eat her homemade ramen
>>568453358devilish mayacchi
>>568452747True. It really went down the shitter when the entire general turned into off-topic shitposting and gay ERP for 1-2 weeks.
>>568453496>xittertagWhore.
>>568453496dancho.....
>>568453496wanna have sex
>>568453518I'll give her 7 little boys
>>568453446It’s an old scam used to entrap japanese men way back when
>>568453423Where do you live?
>>568453614white van bro...
>>568453476What's going on here
>>568450494The way they gave her cute pink menko because people keep mistaking her as a stallion due to her size
>>568453496Please be male please be male please be male
>>568453476she's leg locking
uma&cotrannies damage control is here
>>568453224why would anyone bother dating an infertile female? you are partaking in the ultimate cuckoldry
>>568452494you did this to me
>>568453623nyaruhodo
>>568453423It's time to go to Japan! Have fun!
Tamabros we're gonna make it
Fine motion would 100% advise the kitchen to give extra care to Air Shakur's order, and well, doto will be there so.... rough scenario for shakute
>>568453396https://www.youtube.com/shorts/YHckVYfBFT8Do you like trans catgirls too?
>>568450494torenas want to marry that?
>>568453631on the edge
>>568453476Is Marche canonically large? Is there proof?
>>568453751literally hitler
>>568453782you're going to make V seethe again
>>568453496too skinny
>>568453751well with mant you didn't have to use mackie specificallymant might even be faster with less trainee story events
>>568453782Oh easily. Dumping the shitters and replacing them with earners got us to an easy, easy A+. I didn't even go that hard this month although the past week I've been doing 5 runs a day minimum.
>>568453656puppet training
>>56845384990 is pretty big
>>568453423The first one I ate was delicious but expensive. I ordered one last year and It was saltier than usual, it was quite underwhelming.
>>568453840OF THE CRATER
Because you guys kept trolling me I only bake spiteful threads now.They are the same as normal threads, except that I hold contempt in my heart when I click post.
>>568453496either double the size of your lower-legs or make those boots tighter.
>>568452624She knows she's a little old to get pregnant, but that won't stop her from trying.
>>568453358>>568453461>very reasonable He was 'testing' us. How is that miserable? He clearly baked with ill intents stop enabling that kind of behavior
>>568454039my wife maruzensky would do this
>>568454039That makes me so sad I will post boobs, but will be sad when I press the post button
this artist is fast
>>568453995Where'd you get that number? Who told you
First ever Kaneko horse sighting since that Uma PV from 10 years agoTo The Victory (mare)
>bro it's not my fault being an annoying faggot spammer maker of fake rooms to doxx random anons making troll OPs avatarfagging with an ugly uma constantly blogposting about my boring life and saying nothing but bullshit disguised as advice bro>it's you guys fault for not letting me beblud thinks he's a victim
shoes rush in...
>>568454217cygames always provides an uma's 3 sizes
It’s a new day
>>568454117>the freudian slipsays a lot about the person, eh?
>>568454276*to japanese players
>>568454241He's really trying hard to paint himself as the victim and wonder why the hates him and his club. He even did that "test" bake and act like it's our fault. Faggot behavior.
>>568454356save it
>our rank has been in freefall for half the monthdanchud, do the needful.
>>568454371>anon can't read arabic numerals in japanese
>>568454217go on the site gwobwoqwo
>wednesday>semen retention barely budgingit's over
MORNING!
>>563288096 >>563290123
>>568454241I look like this
>>568454474GOODI HATE SWEATING OVER RETENTION
>>568454309Cafe always gets the cutest and sweetest art
>>568445879Trust
Yes you are Nishino Flower, yes you are.
>>568454516I believe in Doto and Dober, D&D for the win
>>568454516maruzensky changed her name?
>>568454217there's a guide on steam that has all of them but you can just check umamusume.jp
New day but it's still just East 3
>>568454241Truly the most obnoxious poster, but we ought not to tolerate this behavior at all. fuck finemoniggers and chiyofaggots too
>>568454516Doto will goof up
>>568454567She’s the cutest and sweetest Uma musume
>>568454726so flat
Soon
>>568454241sex with kitaposters
>>568453496T R A C E NRACEN
>>568452697I'm underweight and I love fat chicks. Now ask me I have her. Hahaha... haha... ha...
>>568454726I already know the answer
Is radiant star good to have if you have extra points or you would rather double circle straightaways/corner?
>>568454881your paid ticket?????
>>568454806Chevalcci's hands going for a sneaky attack
>>568454815>
>>568452697>Bono’s weight gets announced during his races>crowd goes ape shit and want him bigger I see
>>568454356Imagine being Gentil's trainer and receiving this message while beside her
>>568453702don't want children no birth control no vasectomy
>>568454927better than double circling stuff
>>568454927from my testing, as a front or pace you want it 100% of the timeas end sometimes double circle is better, but in general always get radiant star when you can. it's a free gamble, and if not, free velocity
>>568454892Meant for >>568454806, I blame Cheval being a cute retard and blinding me.
>>568454241he acts like most of the things happening to him wasn't his fault truly an obnoxious fag.that test thread really made him mald though no one but his club buddies sided with him and don't forget his danchou is the chiyonofaggot
Holy shit finally some special missions where we don't have to run the oingo boingo cup G3 during summer
>>568453751cute tummy
dozo
>autis/***/ below T600bwos...how do we save them?they're almost 100m behind T500not even sweepy can save themthey need 2 sweepy-level torenas to catchup
good morningdid tbd (total botter death) occur yet?
>>568455185It's over bwo
>>568455239no, ask again tomorrow
>>568455185They need to kick the ryanfag. He openly admitted shitting up the threads
>>568454939Too expensive for my third world ass. It is what it is.
>>568452697the first thing you say to her in the intro to her career is "you need to get fatter".then in her senior year when a doctor literally tells her that her joints are exploding from being too fat, you tell her she doesn't have to stop being fat
>>568455185their carcass will be picked clean when the other stronger clubs need foodthis is the way of the jungle
sag hex
>>568455239nyo
>GL is still two (2) months away
>>568455185we're still a rank... we'll just pick up the pace next month once all the botters are dead... surely...
>>568455185MANT killed autis/uma/
>>568455239
>>568455239soon...cygames will do a small, one-off banwave to appease everyone
We ARE getting free clocks soon right? I'm dipping into double digits now and when it's done, I'm done
https://x.com/jiye_P1/status/2059620732318175482
>>568455434Around July 10th I would say.
I thought we were getting Dubai scenario
There's MORE missions? I'm tired bros...
>>568455185you know how
>>568455185Can't believe their danchou quit though
potential status?
>>568455631move on bwo, yanko lost
>>568455736What was the reason? MANT burn out?
>>568455714succubus
>>568455736danchou will live forever in our memory, and a spot will always be open for him if he wants to return...
>>568455683>1464 and 1 completed careerI know what you are
>>568455683>1464 fans
>>568453358I think he was right tbdes. Threads been miserable after the schizo was able to force his hate for certain posters and the posters went with it
>>568455660they fucked
https://x.com/pixbails/status/2059634996265296067
Cute cafe
>>568455907watch as he calls you V
HOLY SHITDO YOUR DAILIES
>Autis/uma/ danchou quitWhat the fuck, when did this happen
>>568453496take the boots off, slut
>>568455850>>568455879I'm done prepping my CM14 aces. I deserve a break.
>>568455907idk I can think of two guys off the top of my head that I have never had pleasant interactions with that deserve the hate. I agree with the Mayaposter though
which is more erotichandholdingortailholding
>>568456034about 3 days ago, announced hes quitting at the end of the month and made me the danchou...
>>568454505idgi
>>568456139>>568456139>>568456139move when ready
MANT is a fun and well-designed scenario
>>568442080Me and Gentildonna
2 days left to claim Curren/Finemo
>>568456178Tail holding 100%
>>568455907>Threads been miserableOnly to those who like NTR maybe. Otherwise it's just another typical /uma/ thread activity
>>568456212Sad to see but understandable, at least he didn't just disappear like a certain other danchou...Good luck Ryanbwo!
It's the fate of every general in content drought. Schizos get bored and start time looping drama. Now that most of the Youtubers are bored with /uma/ they're resorting to generating hate discussions of thread individuals.
>>568455751aintnoway you didnt have anything else to buy besides radiant star
>>568456228One of our schizos is a tertiary faggot.
>>568456415A better general would use this drought to make OC.But I shouldn't talk, I've only made a handful myself.
>>568456789>A better general would use this drought to make OC.does /uma/ even have artists?
>>568456847Most of them are on /v/ma. Yes, even our(/uma/) artists.
>>568456789I ate a post before.
>>568453146YWNBAW
>>568450918>>568451893they've been slowly changing vodka and dasca to be more like their real life selves
How come no one here posted cafe ult animationIts actually kino
>>568461359I hid it from you
