Previous >>568477134>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dicktus (Stamina)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 2400m Medium/Right/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Whore (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Medium/Right/Spring/Firm/2400https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>Thread Clubshttps://beta.uma.moe/circles/621455171You must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /vma/ or /v/ma in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://umalator.app/docs/#READMEGame databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://uma.guide/guidesFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568498092
>>568498092cute tomboy
DIGITAN LOVE!
Could you not have picked a cuter Ryan image
>>568498000aaaaaaaaaa fuuuuuuuuuuuck its on my tongue, I'm seeing vague things in my head goddamnit aaaaaaaaaaa
Digitan LOVE
>>568498274i think its a really cute ryan pic though...
A ryan bake...its been so long....
>>568498286mario dummy
why did cygames make her so fucking hideous though
You are all retarded.
>>568498151She doesnt understand just how cute she is
>>568498092God shes so ugly reminds me of that bitch who used to annoy me in middle school
>>568498319idk maybe I'm just not a fan of the art style. Or Ryan (sorry)
Hey (You)! Are (You) in need of a comfy A+ club for June? Rare Brick (835612678) will have a few spots for a few lucky anons! Just hit your 25mil monthly, and don't completely flatline unless you already finished. We have: >ohayo stickers (and many more!) >shoe wars at reset (mediums only!) >practice partners and room matches for CM >a safe place to complain about the xoguri and vbourbon menace Reply with your ID or apply in game with /uma/ to become unbricked!
I flatlined for a few days and now I've completely lost my motivation to play
Digitan HATE
post sillyus
>>568498390but which fucking SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Who is better?Vodka - 26 wins in 27 racesorDasca - 25 wins in 25 races
>>568498301
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568498496
>>568498448danchou, kick this slacking pos on sunday.
>>568498274But....ryan in real life....
oh shit, cafe's fish is famous
>>568498587idk what this is supposed to mean
>Tazuna-san can't protect you
>>568498447isnt it a bit early to do club recruitments? especially since people are more likely to get poached during this time before the monthly reset?
24 hours...
Check your club, danchode stepped down and replaced himsefl with a rando
>>568498515https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrJNgLGbYg0
Good Evening, Cafe finally has a new alt
>>568498092what's wrong with the background?
>>568498695True. That rotten fake human couldn't protect me if she tried.However, my cute boyfriend Chevachi or Rulership could, or my cute CF Buebue, or my punny wife Luna-chan.
if horses are not real explain...... THIS
wahey>>568498515isn't it the song that plays when you pick a save in 64
>>568497803True, but my life is so empty and meaningless and I have so little drive to do anything that I feel like I deserve to be stuck here with you retards.
>>568498820but the replacement danchou picked isnt a random?
>>568498550Kingu...
>>568498890that's a donkey, not whatever fictional animal you're talking about
>>568498695Tazuna would join
>>568498890that's a donkey and a dawg
i hate that zoomer so much it's unreal.
>>568498910https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qB1ucmJSgREWE CRACKED THE CODE, THANKS HELIOS-SAMA!>>568498890that's a donkey you muppet, from the funny children story
>>568498872you cant have relationships with multiple umasyour uma relationship license has been revoked
>>568498890Those are french
>>568498847is she still wearing spats or did they give her frilly bloomers
>>568499074>siivagunnerijbol
>>568498872youre a slut you definetely deserve to be raped violently
>>568498820Damn what the fuck, why am I danchode now
>>568498640Curren would thrive in that world.
>>568497923But you're the mindbroken faggot thoughbeit
>Akeboner run>because of the 0% Speed growth hyperfixate on Speed & cap it by Senior September >end up with a sub 1000 Powerlet BonoAwkward...Should've used more Pow sparks....
>WEISHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID DUMB WHORE FUCKING EXPLODE CUNT
>>568499197>>568499113Someone sounds super gay and angry. All I said that I have a Childhood Friend, a Boyfriend, and a Wife(female). All very different types of relationships.>You can't have friendly relationships with multiple human beingIs that why you're friendless?>>568499187Funnier that way
I have 90 support scout tickets right now, I'll have over half a pity by the time Light Hello shows up. Feels nice.
I want to explode in a zoomer's cunt...
>>568499297I’m getting really tired of seeing this word
>>568499365
Mambo!
Autis/uma/ will have TWO openings this upcoming month RIP Danchou... you will be missed...But that means (you) YES (you) have the opportunity to join a comfy A rank club that hopefully can achieve A+ rank again in the future!What you need to do is simply not flatline, that's it. Just play the game and have fun with your fellow dacchis in our discordless clubApply in game with /uma/ in your bio, or send your id here now and join before the months up!
>>568499365Bludiddy kirkely woke up in the 6×6=48 side of bed
>>568499389umas are not for polygamy
>>568499462Man she's so fucking sexy...
>>568494146>>568494219>>568494281yeah but that will not be enough for umas like Taiki Shuttle, Brian and Super Creek
>>568499594just up and look at this
>>568499365it's wahey bwo
>>568499462I need tore to mate with cheerful umas
>>568499074https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghKuQHpkUqEoh it's actually an official arrangement in mario kart world
>>568499510The whole point of autis/uma/ was the danchou. Without him you are nothing
>>568499383I will settle for a lap pillow and kind words instead
>>568499679Super Creek wouldn't give a shit about your dick size. I'd be more worried about feeding the 20 kids she will want to have.
>>568499510>look up your member list on chronogenesis>no one has a Dober profileDont tell me the based Dober sprint enjoyer dropped the game....
>>568499834We persevere without him anon, it helps that most of us also have autism, just in different forms
Which posters are size queens?
>>568499929>keb quit>another dober avatar quit
>>568499902But Taiki Shuttle will...
what happened to autis/uma/ danchou? is autis/uma/ dead?
reminder: even if uma were real (they aren't), they would gravitate towards athletic and extroverted chads or, maybe, brads. your waifu wouldn't even acknowledge your existence.
>>568498447>>568499510HMMMMM i'm nyooooticing
>>568494219more like kenya pull your pants down and let me see your penis real quick
>>568499834we all have a little dancho inside
>>568500020Truly tragic. I hope they're doing well
>still trying to talking about cock size in the new threadwhy are homosexuals like this
>>568500116I don't
>>568500048hes burnt out, bwo... quitting at the months end... made ryanbwo the danchou
>>568500116Theyre playing love and deepspace now
>>568500056My wife Daiwa Scarlet says otherwise
>>568500010Kitaposters
Greetings anons, today is Super Creek's and may I invite you to join to in some G1 memorial races that she have won. Same rules as usual, only one uma per anon and any who violates such will be called out as an utter retard. (5 hours left)1988 Kikka Sho (10/18)916236541989 Tenno Sho Autumn(11/18)401965191990 Tenno Sho Spring(10/18)55354007The two G1 long distance wins are the reason why she's known as an amazing stayer, or if you've watch CinGray you'll about this already of course.
Believe! Harder!7, and you next ace run will go perfectly! And you'll be able to MLB that card you want!
>>568500056But im nicer though
>>568500354come forth
>>568500030>>568499679Taiki would also definitely not care about your size.Brian would only care about your stamina more than anything, she'll want to go for as long as possible (and she probably bites)
>>5685003547 and you will not be able to get 3 aces for cm15 prepared
is she meta gwobwos
erm sweepydev all the dumper says is "waiting for event"
>>568500514ask in the jp thread you TRANNY
7 and I will get to KISS Matikanefukukitaru!
>>568500056Hold it right there, fella. It's not depression o'clock yet.
7 and everyone has to kiss me
>>568500635
>>568500767>67
>>568500514Cafe won the "meta" contest but she won the "my princess I love you so much I want to forfeit all my mortal possessions and summon demonic powers so our souls can be intertwined for eternity" contest
>>568500010Fine Motion is definitely a size queen.
>>568500767but i've never kissed someone before
When's the next batch? I've unlocked all of them
Spread them
7 and uma fucking dies
>>568500767
>>568500825
>>568500786PLEASE I NEED THIS! 7!
>>568500056umas are LITERALLY real. they like people who feed them sugary treats, touch them nicely, take them outside to eat grass, aren't that heavy or annoying on their back, and have small penises that cum instantly.
>>568500870BIG surprise here
Copano Rickey victim
>>568500931how many times can you reroll anyways
>>568501012YEPwe're pullin on her
>>568500875the uma vas are playing space station 14 right now and nobody is noticing
>>568500056silly symboli literally went for the most pathetic man she could findgold city's trainer is ugly and annoying
whats the next "good for basically every scenario" card coming, the only SSR i have uncapped is kitasan and am otherwise using SRs for my decks
>>568500931I will treat her well in your stead
fuku posters will never get 7's
>>568501060Until I give up, I guess.
>>568501012Praying she comes in a daily
>>568501012
>>568501165I will get a 7 and kiss
>>568500514Admire Groove (and SiL) kinda shit on the competition when it comes to mediums iirc, so she'd have to be mile focused to be meta
>>568501165Because Shiraoki isn't real
>>568501281I will use a tiny picture to get a 7 and a kiss from Fukukitaru!
>>568501012No one's rolling for this one, kek
>>568501418shiraoki is VERY real, and this 7 which gives you renal failure in the next 3 weeks proves it
>>568501137Both Tachyon and SMaru speed will be used for over a year for their respective styles (pace and front). Ramonu wit is a very good generalist wit card too but wont be coming for like 6 months (and her longevity depends on when your style gets its wit card in 2027)
I love Rice
>>568501437wtf Shiraoki-sama is real
stop forcing 7s
>>568501519I roll for every single loli in this game, she looks fine enough to build
>>568501437This is what happens when you don't give up!
Wahey!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux8Sp6RvZhM
>>568500514>latewhy.....my pull plans..................
>>568501519I will.
>>568501651inari one is not a loli doe
>>568500230it can be a lot of added pressure being danchou.you don't get to just play the game.I'll send him an invite and maybe he can come say hi for a second after tallying
>>568501264
so uh anons how do we get skills in the next scenario? Unity and mant had their own hints but there is no way to get that many skills otherwise... and some anon told me the times of random skills from career are over after this scenario...
>>568501651Are you confusing loli for shortstack?
>>568501437nooo, Shiraoki has abandoned me, even though I post the ear rub image very time i can
>>568501651mfw the pedophile can't even be a pedo correctly
>>568501803dont poach danchou...
>>568501637
>>568501817from your umazing MLB SSRs, anon. you do have six of those, right?
>>568501137Why didnt you roll on FineMo?
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>5685018477s come when you least expect them.
>>568501656
>>568500870Don't worry, it feels nice. I'm not a fan of super-sloppy kisses, but I somehow always enjoyed kissing and cuddling more than sex.
>>568501651she's a goblin, not a loli
Where are the schizos today? I'm trying to get my dick sucked
>>568501886kek i'm not, i mean literally for just saying hello and cracking some jokes before he uninstalls or whatever
goblin deeze nuts
>>568502171>>568502240
Did you know? ...Satono Diamond is the werewolf.
>>568502170true sometimes I would just lay with my gf in bed for hours making out without having sex. It was very nice
>>568502374>>568502170Explode
>>568502170I want to kiss Dantsu
>>568501820>>568501857>>568501726Are you familiar with the term oppai loli you normalfags, she's 139 cm tall, only barely taller than nishino flower.
>>568502061she really wants to have tons of children
if you've ever had a girlfriend (penis or not) then you need to exit this general.
Assuming I got 40k carats and my only good MLB is Kitasan... Can I still roll for Inari One or do I wait for the next scenario?
>>568502445>>568502487dont worry we broke up years ago and I have yet to find someone that finds me fuckable since
Your size doesn't matter because big umas
>>568502493Sure, you should have enough carats to at the very least get Hello to LB2
>>568502493Theres a calculator for this bwo
Front/Front/End or Front/Pace/End?
>>568502487You would be left with the majority of us.http://poal.me/33q76i
>>568502471Ask me how I know you're an ironic lolicon.
>>568502493you could have 400k carats, you shouldn't be rolling for inari zero
>>568502471you literally just made oppai loli up
>>568502612Front/Front/End
>he admits to being an attention whore
>>568502695
>>568502612Wife/dc/dc
>>568502649>>568502695Sometimes I forget how many people who are not even an inch deep into otaku culture nor moe, not even lolicon are into gacha games, it's like talking to a shounen fan, I'm glad I dont meddle with you fags
>>568502785Kita's oppai
>>568502621>36 khhvI don't know why I argue with you fags sometimes
>>568500856Ireland has no Queens
>>568502881I'm sure those STDs made you smarter and debate better
>>568502881>brain parasites look down on melol loser eat bio waste
>>568502881You secretly lust after us, desiring to deflower us
Stupid tourists, Inari One is as much of a Loli as Hestia is, both her story and elevens refer to her as a Loli.
>>568502854No, you don't get to give me that bullshit you little dumpster chink faggot. >she's 139 cm tallIt's not about fucking height.
>>568502854HERE IT IS THE CRINGIEST POST OF THE WEEK
>>568502881>having sex makes you smarterI did not know this
>>568498237isn't that gentil's casual outfit?
>>568502990Idk I always saw Inari One as a shortstack
>>568502915SEX WITH LIGHT HELLO
>>568502471She's not a loli, you fucking retard. She does not have loli features besides being short. If she had a face and/or personality like Nishino, you'd actually have an argument. Don't throw around words you don't know.
Lolifags simply cannot cope with the cultural tides shifting towards total hag love
>>568502336Yeah I'll slay the inari goblin with my cock if you know what I mean
>>568502990Japs can be wrong. Japs also have tourists. They are not infallible demigods. Oppai loli as a concept should be enough evidence that it's about the character and personality, not the body.
>oppai loli has now been a forgotten termdamn i feel as old as maruzensky
>>568503186I think lolifags should love lolis and hagfags should love hags.
>>568502990Is she really oppai loli if she's in the senior division? Seems like a womanlet with fat tits. I don't get the same urge to molest like I do with Turbo and Furawa.
>AKSHUALLY I'M A MORE INFORMED PEDOthe state of /uma/.
>>568500767b-but...!
F me
>not a single card in my deck finished their chain event>not even the SRsClown game
>>568503347I will not rest until every lolicon is extinct.
>>568503186What if I like both?
>>568503380only if it's a kiss between a boy and a girl, ace. 2 men kissing each other doesn't do that.
boobli
>>568498092why is the OP filteredwhat did you retards put in there this time
>>568503420what did you do gwo....
loli
>>568503379Notice how they pile on when you mention you've had sex once as well
>>568499902>>568500471ok then I picked wisely...w-which umas CARE for the size tho?
>>568503436that's a big claim. see you around when sweepy releases.
Who should I have as a 3rd ace. I don't want to make a 3rd front
>>568503535i dunno pmo what kinda stuff do you filter
Which umas do you have folders for
>>568503598meant for >>568502974>>568502975>>568502976>>568503091>I had sex, therefore I am rightWoman.
Mayano anon is a woman by the way.
>>568503560Got horny for Paama and BridesGot them all... But at a cost...
>>568503535stop using filters next time umammy
>>568503618why are you wearing lipstick anon...
>>568503683A third front. Doest need anything aside from groundwork and sleed eater if youre that lazy
>>568501012isnt this just tamamo cross but with dirt aptitude and a worse unique
>>568503683Matikanefukukitaru.
>>568503683If you don't want a third front you can make an End Closer
>>568503186sorry, but islam and india will bring back child brides
>>568501317it would be way hotter if she wore a full body suit like this under the labcoat instead of the nerdy sweater
OFFICIAL UMA HEBE LOLI SHORTSTACK TIER LIST>HEBE Mayano Top HebeRice ShowerHaru UraraSweep ToshoTamamo Cross Manhattan CafeDream JourneyStay Gold>SHORTSTACKInari OneZenno Rob RoyMarvelous Sunday>NONE OF THE ABOVEBiko Pegasus
>>568503535The OP has been sabotaged for days. If you haven't noticed the CM, event, and banners info yet. The Top Road baker fixed it, but that is lost to the archive now.
>>568503704
I thought Tazuna was scamming me for a moment.
>>568501012why tf would you ever want a dirt-only recovery skillthe longest dirt track in the game is like 2000m
I will be the first anon to make it out of 4chan and it's all /uma/s fault
>>568503909provide us with your pedo credentials.
>>568503976share the cardboard cut out folder
>>568503950The top road retard literally linked to a previous thread they made that was deleted
>>568503976>dedicated dont shay that folderbased
>>568503783t-that's cherry lip balm...
>>568504017My point still stands.
So the odds of any of us acquiring an /uma/gf have dropped to 0.
>>568504017There was a normal and proper bread this morning that simply happened to feature TopRo in it (with 3 other umas) that people just didnt feel like using
>>568503993because
>>568503176The term Oppai Loli existed before her, but it was first brought to mass attention by the character Hestia from danmachi who was even called Loli big boobs in the anime. Hestia is clearly not a child. It's a pretty well cemented term, and by not knowing it you're kind of outing yourself as a newfag.
Why do we even have a JP section in the OP anyways?
>>568504131It literally doesn't, it was a vandalized op
>>568503997its called loli you faggot tourist
did they add topro to the ramen even so they could make a narita top ramen joke?
>>568504190thats a horse
/uma/ is a normalfag general good god
>>568504016i don't have that many...
>>568503535ohhhi see, curren chans name was changedthat was on me for not reading the op when i copy pasted it, i'll make the next op fixed if someone doesnt bake early
>>568504152i'm pretty sure 2 or 3 of my club members are female. at the very least, they structure their sentences in a womanly way and have very feminine vocabularies. i will settle for a femboy. a cute one.please.
>>568504235Yep. My point still stands. You can keep seething over something that is irrelevant to the conversation.
>>568504309OPPAI LOLINARIN
Next OP should be the ramen event with NTR and FineMo
>>568504309Hope you still have fun in our thread, newfriend.
>>568504404Ikuno Dictus' as well
>>568503535>>568503950>>568504230I hadn't even noticed but its entirely fucked up. club list is gone and it has the VF site and not the original.it can't be that hard to go back to the archive and copy & paste right?
>>568504429Whatever you deem irrelevant doesn't make what I said any less true :^)
>>568504465no, it should be a screen of new cafe's undershorts
>>568503950>The Top Road bakerkill yourself V and stop talking about yourself in 3rd person.
>>568504490I need to have lovey dovey sex with Seiun
>>568500326bumping before everyone leavesSuper Creek Memorial races (4 hours left)1988 Kikka Sho (14/18)916236541989 Tenno Sho Autumn(15/18)401965191990 Tenno Sho Spring(14/18)55354007again its for fun, no need to bring Creek as this is remembering her G1 wins.
Stego cute.
>>568504519>clublist is just /uma/ club >retards use vandalized OP/uma/ schizos won
>>568504360
>>568504637ok but I brought my shitty Creek that'll lose anyway
>>568504519Doesn't take much work to find the fixed OP. I mostly lurk here and take my time reading the thread, even the OP yes because it used to have the correct date for all banners through the month. This is what happens when you let the schizos win.
5 threads until someone noticedI am also the one who just noticed it but I have an excuse atleast
Get it now? His are the real threads
>>568504698>Apply with /vma/ or /v/ma in your profile or post ID in the thread.Holy shit. What the fuck is happening
>>568504404>he thinks its a spelling mistakethat's not it anon, that's not even close to itread the thread
>>5685045193 threads ago it was correct, on the wedding Gentil thread
>>568504772>when you let the schizos win.Funny that I see this exact statement every single day
No one's falling for it avatarfag
>>568504790...i don't get it
>>568504772You are the schizo, V
>>568504879oh...
>>568504825whomst?
>>568504612Not now King
>>568504735
>>568504772>This is what happens when you let the schizos win.You're also a schizo considering how you love egging that other tard.
[-] filtered all these posts btw
>>568504948look at the OP and the curren name past 4 threadsikuno too
>>568505042Cute, but her ears look a bit weird.
>>568504790oh hey, that's the last thread I was in before I went to bedwhat an odd coincidence
I think King Halo dominates Seiun Sky Uma Holes with her massive Stallion Cock.
>>568505113[ - ] [ - ]
i say we let toprofag bake the next bread
>>568505171yeah same I went to bed before pakatube otherwise I'd have baked a normal thread
>>568505232boobies???
>>568505073
>>568505232They're like that
>>568504990NTR baker. His were perfect with no vandalizing
I have mirako fatigue
Crazy seeing discord tactics in full display.
I owe dia sex
>>568505282I need Tanino Gimlet. NOW.
>>568505335stop coping
>>568505274B I G G E R
>>568505335I wish I had people ride or die me this much...
I'm a fan of these kind of umas.
>>568505330>>568505274If I was Dia's trainer I'd lose to her boobs within the week.
>>568505443If you say so
>>568505112Dunno what you are talking about desu my filter is too strong so I don't see posts like yours or your discord buddies. I am talking about the OP being vandalized by the schizos and your friends helping to keep it going every thread. We are on the same page now.
>>568505463Anon, those are ponies.
Suzuka owes me naizuri.
>>568505484
>>568505437You just got caught with 4 vandalized OPs you are the one coping.
>>568505463me too
>>568505463same
>>568505463
How do I filter people bragging about their filter
>>568505568Okay V yours were also vandalized lol
i want inari one but her seemingly better alt being in only a few months is making me reconsider it
>>568505652Filter filter
>>568505538Suzuka gets extremely horny when she's not running
>>568505652filter the word filter
>>568505652Filter the word filter and filter [-]
>>568505663>N-no you!You lost
>>568505803[-]
This is so sadCan we rape Digitan?
None of this would be happening if you did 5 MANT runs a day. Desu wa.
>>568505239as long as he links back to the correct OP and the retarded anons stop using the counterbake
>>568505673Her "better" alt doesn't have twintails, pretty big downgrade.
>>568505463Imagine all the looks of the other trainers...
>>568503683oguri plap end
>>568505456NTA but every time I've interacted with NTR, the baker, he's been nice. I refused to believe it was the same guy that someone was saying was cringe for a long time.Now that the NTR stupidity has congealed into some massive shitpost I still don't see much fault with the anon other than responding too much.I never cared that he posted his "I just woke up" posts and if that's what has caused some others to have an aneyrism and bait him into constant ntr-spam that's sad on both ends
>>568505463I'm scared of them
>>568500569ok i fixed it
DANCHOU FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>568505847No, only her husband can rape her, and that's me.
>>568505884You mean literally everybody else? There's like three people in the ntr thread and then it dies
Uhohhhhh meIty! Couldn't handle the truth his breads were superior. Incredibly funny
i hate being awake i hate being alive
>>568506195this but unironically
Think melty is another one of those words only used by drama obsessed losers that I'm getting sick of. Go to /xivg/ if youre going to act like this
>just lost NHK mile 4 timesfucking end closer careers...
Everytime I think /uma/ is doing bad, I look over at /bag/ and im suddenly grateful
>>568506195You sound hungry. Eat a snickers.
Maruzensky could buy me a car if she's so grateful
narita taishin's thighs pressed against my ears
>>568506195same
V won
>>568506323tieshin end close to my face
>>568505947Ditto, I never had trouble with the guy, I think he shouldn't have doxxed that anon that one time but all the schizoing against him probably got to himJust unfortunate that such a gigantic schizofag latched onto him for what seems like retarded reasons
>>567526047An update for youBuck Breaker (sire - Narita Brian, dam - Hishi Amazon) is retiring after her 7YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 25 starts, she has won 7 times, including 2 G1s, 1 G2 and 3 G3s. Her final placement stat is 7-5-3-10.
>>568498820>israelIt's over
>>568506063Oh? Sorry, I read this a bit too late, I will be absolutely sure to keep it in mind for next time
>>568506323oh okay
>>568506323never run nhk withtout atleast 400 speed on ends
>>568506195This. Hopefully, it'll be over soon.
this is a chicken drumstick
>>568505947I was in Uma&Co for a while and the time I spent there was great, he is a cool guy that likes Umamusume too much maybe that is his flaw. But besides that he was always there to talk about the game or anything Uma related. I won 4 plats with pace chasers thanks to him giving advice to another guy on how to build them.
>>568498092>Curren Whore>Ikuno DicktusNice vandaIized thread you got there globaIbabs
>>567526739An update for youRe Don (sire - Narita Brian, dam - Hishi Amazon) is retiring after his 6YO season and will now stand stud. In 23 starts, he has won 16 times, including 11 G1s, 3 G2s and 1 G3. His final placement stat is 16-2-2-3. During his career he received the following awards: 2007 Best 3YO Colt (EU), 2009 Best 4YO or Older Colt (EU), 2009 Best Turf Colt (US)
It's green because she poisoned the broth
>>568506363don't forget to use protection?
>>568498407
Me
For fucks sake, place Mayano next to Marvelous and you'll only differentiate their bodies due to the lumps of bouncy fat attached to the torso of the chipmunk. Yet you will deny her the Loli epithet?
>>568506683Same. Fun and active chatter, miss my time in Uma&Co. Great club
>>568506730Also me
>>567527313An update for youHush Hush (sire - Winning Ticket, dam - Agnes Flora) is retiring after her 5YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 26 starts, she has won 5 times, including 3 G1s and 1 G2. Her final placement stat is 5-5-10-6.
>>568506839This is shorter than them both, would you call her a loli?
>>568506839No, Marvelous Sunday actually fits the "oppai loli" epithet with her personality.
>>568506964Stego cute.
>>568506964that's an ossan
And just for good measure I'm gonna put this to bed for good.
>>568507040Stego is a cute girl not a middle aged man.
>>568505784my goat sirealso I like that cosplayer she does a lot of biwa
>>567527436An update for youMillennium Lion (sire - Agnes Digital, dam - Mejiro Ramonu) is retiring after her 3YO season and will now become a broodmare. In 20 starts, she has won 20 times, including 16 G1s and 3 G2s. Her final placement stat is 20-0-0-0. During her career she received the following awards: 2008 Best 2YO Filly (EU) 2009 Best 3YO Filly (EU), 2009 Best Sprinter (EU)
hello?
it's me.
>>568507074I want to train that scarlet
>>568507273FUCKING RETARDS DELETE THIS
>>568507273what's up bro
>>568507273hey
>>568507273
>>568505631Nishino is a elementary school succubus.
>>568507239UMAZING
post something angry
>>568498407>>568506729
>>568507420
>>568507273Light Hello
>>568504519>retards see NTR OP>it's "troll bake">non NTR OP>not troll even though it's sabotagedYou retards kept saying you didn't care about the schizo but he def won
>>568507541I once listened to one of those, but it ended up being one where my girlfriend’s friends stole me away from her
>>568504519and yet you will not admit you were wrong by being a faggot following the schizo to the counterbake huh, curious
>>568507730The best kind of NTR
No idea if you anyone from /uma/ watched the beginning of a new era on /lcg/, but it was fun, we really should have an /uma/ movie night of the anime/movies
AND THEN SPECHUD ATED THE GIANT SPAGHET FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!
>>568507653Sure man let's keep this going
Next baker, use the template from this thread.This one is not sabotaged and fine>>568442080
>>568507628Looks pretty heavy to me.
>>568507239>Freak Otaku fucks Racing Autist>The resulting child - Giga Sprint/Mile Stacy
>>568507628I need to have lovey dovey drunk sex with her.
>>568507851>curren whore>ikuno dicktus
>>568507536>Like shakur>Love irelandWhat a deal!>>568507540sex with stego GOLD! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntG50eXbBtc
>>568507851>>568507924I'm retarded, I pressed the wrong thread for the reply>>568430529>>568430529>>568430529This template is finesorry
the dynamic duo of /uma/
>>568507851That one is still sabotaged fucking retard
>>568507959>stay gold gold
>>568507074Dream Journey is 144cm, compared to Marvelous Sunday at 145cm. If Dream Journey suddenly had massive tits, but her personality stayed the same, would she be an oppai loli?
i'm in
>>568508013double paizuri until I can't cum anymore
>>568508037dream journey isn't a loli in the first place.
>>568508027I know I'm retarded I'm literally naked dogezaing now sorry I replied to the wrong thread SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY
>>568508036I know what I said.
>>568507273I love you
marvelous STALLION
>>568504519Mayaschizo instantly proven right. I didn't even realize it since I was only looking if it's an NTR bake or not. We don't need any good threads because we don't deserve them anymore
Yae
shut the fuck up
Herro everynyanare clankers finally dead?
>>568507273Hey
>>568508185i dont care for maya freakstheyre annoying pedos
No one better gives me a gun or else I'll shoot myself with it instantly
>>568508185Watch as how everyone pretend it's not their fault and they're not part of the problem
>>568508228I need more of this gremlin
>>568508273What if I gave you my love and affection?
>>568508346>>568508185>>568504519Literally all samefag btw
>>568508346what
>>568508228Rice in my bed
>>568508228>>568508396Rice posters are always nice to me and my clubrice posters are cute. CUTE
>>568508418Drop the love and affection and slowly Teio step away from the suicidal Anon.
So is the Gentildonna wedding limited like the base version?
>clubturd dramano wonder /vg/ is the worst uma board on this site
>>568508396
>>568507730i love reverse ntr
>>568508185He isn't even wrong the first time
>>568508185This is why you don't let schizos win
>>568508623No. Pokke's alt wasn't either.
>>568508623no, same as pokke alt
>>568508501Stop eating in your bed stupid faggot
Is this Tamtam fucked with so few skills?
>>568508642thanks
>>568508631more like attentionwhoreturd threadwhat club drama
>>568508805But it's the only way to make her squeal.
i'm going to go watch season 1 of pretty derby and witness just how bad it is. smell ya laters, /uma/.
haha surely the 2nd inspo will give me Mile S right...
I'm so fucking miserable
>>568508234hey
>>568508185So NOW you agree with him? You're all bunch of retards for dismissing his point the time he did that
>>568509043Hi I'm miserable
>>568509043skill issue you disgusting freak
>>568509051enormously sexo clothes
>>568509043this but me
>>568508868Butler Creek...
>>568508037Yes. Oppai Loli does not require the girl.to actually be a child. It's strictly a tit size to height comparison
>>568509030>watching the show or playing the game
Yum
Thread would be better if the staygoldtranny pretending to play JP went to /umajp/, and if people would just stop seething at whatever avatarfag Uma gets out in the op
>>568509030I found S1 to be a more pleasant viewing experience than S3 personally
>Kana Nakamura went on a rame trip promoting RTTT this week>It was all in preparation for the new scenario revealIt is so fucking KINO bwos I have never been more happy that Top Road is getting more content
>>568509043AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS LOSER MIGHT KILL HIMSELF THAT'S A REAL POSSIBILITY WHAT A BITCH BOY
>>568509198There he is
>>568509030it won't be even half as bad as you expect
>>568509030It is better than season 3.
>>568509030 >>568509198>engaging with the franchise beyond gooning to fan art and ai slopLOL
>>568509201HIBIKE FAN FAR RAY
>>568509043I'm sorry anon. Go for walks every day and begin meditating. hang in there!
>>568509030>limbabs have a watchalong but we neverDamn.
>>568509043I'd be miserable if I were you too.
>>568509043Don't worry anon, we all gonna make it
>>568508185so what did we learn? obey the schizos and counter bake an i right?
>>568508185I'm just a single anon. Even if I do agree with him all the other anons in the thread thought he was hurr durr le V and was forcing his NTR bake
>>568509043what happened today?
>>568509084Cute!
>>568509371we literally had multiple in the past few months, you newfaggots just werent here since day one>>568509338my freshly taking turd is better than s3
>>568509420What is the problem with V bakes exactly? He always used to bake and update the OP properly.
>>568509043You wouldn't be miserable if you were dead
>>568509201It's alright as an introduction to the franchise, s3 is just shit
>>568509439i woke up making it a terrible day
>>568509392Yeah, op got ruined because no one counter baked.So we should counter bake more to avoid such incidents
>>568509371I joined the limbabs in the movie watch, never thought they were /uma2/ but less schizo>>568509486I wanna JOIN one from /uma/ AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>568509486I was here, but I guess I missed them
>>568509486This. I would rather bingewatch Anon's freshly taken turd than s3.
>>568509386I HATE CURREN
>>568509386i bounce like this
>>568509439>I want to marry my trainee>I get on my knee and present the ring>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568509543Well last time he tried people ignored his thread the first time and then the second time he linked back to his first thread that no one used out of spite.
>>568509543recent ones linked to dead thread and also the schizos purposely are triggered by NTR
>>568509543Everyone kept assuming it's a troll because it's NTR. Even the thread that the Mayaposter did only had NTR ALONGSIDE Doto, Ayabe, and Opera O, but noo, it's a troll bake because it contains a single character the schizo doesn't like.
>>568509543Yeah like when he put jp news at the top to trigger the schizo
>>568509639But why?
Who gives a shit if NTR bakes, Ryan bakes, Stego bakes. 3/4 of this general will be gone by November when GTA 6 is out
>>568508185you're not fooling anyone V. that mayaposter is obviously just V stirring shit kek
>>568509201>>568509338Season 1 has a reason to be the way it is. It is essentially a prototype. It's kind of like the original series of Star Trek. It's fucking weird and old and maybe even a little shitty, but it's still really fun. Season 3 doesn't have any reason to be as bad as it is. It just is.
>I want to kiss my trainee>She rejects me because she's a Iesbian>I want to kill myself
>>568509763fusu
>>568509824>Stego bakesAlmost never.
>>568509152
Got carried to plat 4 by these cutiesIf you didn't roll for Curren Chan yetReconsider
>>568509043What >>568509545 said. Have you considered killing yourself? It's a legitimate option and often the best solution. Just make sure to pick an option that's painless and fast.
>>568508185Anons let the schizos win so no one should be complaining about a ruined OP or something
>>568509861
>>568509831sad schizo trying to deflect
>>568509921i would rather punch my balls than train curren hoe
>>568509904CYJEWS nerfed my mommy...
eta on The Sweepy?
>>568509831This post just feels kind of sad. Low energy.
>>568509034Fuck this gay ass game
How good is inori one if I plan to main end closers? I will pull for her anyways because she makes me hard, but I don't understand her unique, her other skills seem good enough, minus the recovery
>>568509980lmao your NTR bakes won't be relevant V
>>568509824The original founders left the company, so I don’t think it’s going to be good
>>568509956I always dream of Maya sex.
>>568508868Maidjiro Ardan...
>>568510052her base outfit sucks, her alt is good
>>568509921>Valentine MachanYou didn't win.
>>568509921Change your team name to Kawaii Curren and repost this with it showing
>>568509921nigga is still posting twitter screencaps
>>568510052Genius minds of jp, I come to you in time of need from globab. I urgently need to know whether Inari 1 prefers cock or pussy to know whether I pull for her or not. I will forever be in your debt if you will bless me with your boundless wisdom.
>>568509921>>568509980>>568510043uma&co damage control butt buddies kek no one will use your basic blonde bitch threads V
>>568509831hmmm two very angry replies to this post almost instantly, I wonder who they are
>>568510185
>>568510106I like twintails and I want see her cleavage so all good in my books, I will pull her alt too either way
it's really funny how dramatic road to the top is then in the next movie it's revealed TEMU opera just raped everyone lmao.
>>568510185are you going to do this with every banner or stop after inari one's ends?
That big tiddy hag you like? Poof! She's a loli now.
>>568510052her unique requires to stay in the bottom 4 for half of the race its kinda bad but she has spurt and tail nine cant be that bad
Schizo tries to force club drama with Umama too, it's really sad to see
>>568508185Genuine question, was he wrong or was he right?He's a fag for doing that that's for sure.
the new mplappan plappe clothes are sexoall 3 plappe clothes are sexo
>>568510321fuck off Allen
>>568509824Why do people care about this so muchIs there sex in game or something
>>568510312so kinda like kinga halo's unique? Oh well I will just use tosho, tama and inari one together in the future
>>568510307i've become softer than super creeks saggy hag tits
>>568510279and then Opera got bent over when Digitan put belt to ass
Cafefags won biglyGentilfags I'm sorry for your lossI won massively I really wasn't expecting more Top Road content but this is awesome. Can't wait to see her and Finemo cook some ramen.
>>568510479neck yourself
>>568510434It's big with normies. Think GTA 5 is the single most profitable piece of media or something like that.
>>568509824*delayed*
>>568510479kys V
>>568510434gta online is second life for blacks. i'm aware that second life is already second life for blacks, but like, it's second life for way more blacks. so it's very important to them.
>>568510443yes except no accel so loli think it also requires you to overtake at some point
>>568510479Why does she have 6 fingers
>>568510080It would take Mafia 3 levels of disaster for it to become unplayable.>>568510434The franchise has given us alot of memories, GTA 6 will be our final GTA game of our lives if it flops or not.>>568510578I never understood the online popularity heard its just erp shit
>>568510652AI Slop
>>568510312>>568510443actually the gametora page says you need to be out of the top 40% for half of the race, isnt that considerably better than king halo's one?
>>568510684Bro really asked ai to make him a pic for his blog post
>>568510684>V retard is using AI slopColour me surprised
>>568510312>>568510443>>568510643It's not back four. It's 4th or further. Back 6. You're almost never going have hit third place before 50% on an end closer.For all intents and purposes it's just if you're about to overtake after 50%, get a big speed boost.
>>568510479Hey man, go to your team setup and change your team name to Top Curren and post it here. Surely you can do that much?
>>568510353>last 2 threads were made by ntrfag>make a proper on-time thread (with NTR on the side)>be surprised that people pick the other threadgive it a few months and it shouldn't be a big of a problem anymoreprobably
>6 filtered postsAlready? Eh you might want to tune it down a bitTake your meds maybe?
>>568510185She wants to eat out Tama's bento box.
/uma/sumi
>>568509346FAR FAR AWAY
>>568511041Good night
>>568511041Can I get a kiss before sleep?
>>568510909It's the fact that it was just on the side, and everyone still avoided it. A single character out of 4 in the image, was enough to make everyone assume it's a troll.You had to be mindbroken to instantly think of that
>>568510321>UmamaWho?
568510818568510428568510603568510535max mindbroken with 2 devices kekaroonie
>500 filtered posts alreadywow what a thread!>>568511041umasumi!
>NTRschizo>V>filter>bakes>mayaschizo>stegoschizowhat the FUCK are you retards talking about?
>Half of the thread discusses game mechanics>The other half of the thread seems to have developed some sort of thread e-celeb drama
>>568511092>You had to be mindbrokenWhere do you think we are?
>>568510361Clothed sexo...Barely clothed sexo... Unclothed sexo... Sexhattan Sexé...
>>568510479>Gentil is only A tierFugg guess she's a skip, I dont have the balls to NTR the Tekken collab character with his new wife.
>>568511151Terminally online psychos live here anon, leave while you can...
>>568511041Umasumi, Anon.
>>568511151Anything but the game bro :skull:
>>568511175>Half of the thread discusses game mechanicsWhere?
I can't believe doto was in the Wehrmacht....
>>568510091How can a member of an upper-class family be a maid?Would Ardan be a good maid?
>>568511175schizo is going full retard today, missed his uma bf
600 posts with no gameplay btw
>>568511341She would be a good maid to keep under the desk when the wife tries to talk to you.
>>568511151>>568508185 A Mayaposter did a bread with an intention of 'testing /uma/' or so he said in his post, used an image with NTR alongside everyone, >>568429648, mind you this was a proper bread with even previous porperly linked, but everyone still bake a new one just because it had NTR in it. Apparently, our OP have been vandalized for a while now and no one batted an eye because it wasn't NTR in the OP.
>568511370>he doesn't see the irony of his own postRetarded bitch
>>568511357But he's your boyfriend
>568511370schizo offmed melty as usual
Game?
568511151Nice thinly veiled attempt to appear like the rational one V
>>568501012Blowing my load for Inari One!Gonna save up again so I can blow another for her and Tama's festival outfits in a couple of months!
>>568511312I want to stay loyal to my Oshi but Jani tempts me like nothing else.
>>568511312At first I thought it was a big titty vtuber and got an erection but then I realized it was an actual serial killer and got even harder wtf
gonna start the Super Creek Memorial races in 17 minutes in chronological order1988 Kikka Sho1989 Tenno Sho Autumn1990 Tenno Sho Spring
Anyone that refers to someone by their game name is actively worse than the person they are trying to call out. We used to shun the doxers.Don't lose your way /uma/.It's beyond clear to me now, after spending the day reading posts, that the people simply enjoying their uma, which is why we are all here really, are way less harmful than those making up new "schizos" every thread.Respect is cool. We're here to talk about umas we like. Be cool.>inb4 you are such and suchI'm not. Be cool instead.>inb4 you are defending such and suchI'm not. Be cool instead. Hot head.
>>568511184>>568511454kek pitiful samefag no one will use your NTR bake V stop acting like the victim
>>568511560hoardfags are inarichads? wao...
sex with mares
>>568511598Just wait for her to be released and then judge her based off her career. Oshihen if, after the career gets released, you fall for her harder.
Anons can I cope with Tail nine in tamamo cross if Mr Cb failed to finish her event chain?
>>568511551video games fucking SUCK and are for childrenthis is the peak adulthood GOONER thread for fellow GOONER that JERK OFF 24/7
http://poal.me/4ggpxahttp://poal.me/4ggpxahttp://poal.me/4ggpxa
>>568511621>got even harder
>>568511642I will have sex with all umas that get last place.
>>568511643Nah death to anyone not being anonymous
>>568511716no, daring strike is too good. go again.
Are you Ready for the DAHBY?https://x.com/JRA_Special/status/2059452192772534571
>>568511643This is nice and all but the annoying avatarfags are the ones who are preventing discussion in the first place, they SHOULD be shunned
>>568511598Three belts, a high collar, and a ribbon to tie it all off. These are the clothes you wear when you want to be strangled in bed.
image slots!!!
>>568511643nice try V so what's the relation of your post with your image? hard not to use an avatar?
>>568511646Sex
>>568511551is this a base loli or a special kind of loli?
>>568511643V literally doxxed someone himself, retard
>>568511476>love Christmas >love JourneyGuess I can give cygames some leeway.
>>568511341She could learn the ropes from one of the Mejiro maids. I think she'd have fun doing it for a day and it would be fun for Master and Maid roleplay later tonight.>Would Ardan be a good maid?I think so. She has a caring and considerate personality which puts you at ease and she's very attentive so she'd pick up on anything that's going wrong quickly
Big Mack
>>568511695I guess King Halo stays number 1 for a few more years
>568511889>568511654sad schizo misses his bf
Hahaha imagine getting mile S... It's not like this is my best Taishin yet...
>>568511761nuh uh I will cope without it, 2 mid race golds will be enough, let me cope anon please I dont want to go back
someone tell the third world management to finally add av1 inside of webm/mp4 support so I can make extremely high quality [sound] posts that still have no native sound just to upset the screamer kiddies
I think I'm starting to fall In love with another anon....
>>568512057>gutsletit was already dead
>>568511808oh noooooo don't give me attention pleaaaaase! don't post my name constantly and think about me all the time! that would really sting if you did that!
>>568512143Gladion umamusuko
>>568512204alright umama that's enough
lmao
>>568512248It's a headband
LOOK! LOOK AT IT!I'M SUPER MEGA AVATARFAGGINGnot only that... but I'm JP POSTAN!OOGA BOOGA be AFRAID!
>>568512143kys v
Have you fallen for any propaganda recently?I recently learned to love Ramonu.
>>568512118Even better - can this site just support mp4s with soundWith catbox constantly shitting itself, posting feels like a chore. Adds artificial barriers for no good reason
>>568512316Naruhodo
>>568512351i want to like ramonu, but i already have one emotionally distant miler in my roster
>>568512351I wanted to love ramonu but I was told she seems to feel nothing for her trainer and I'm a lonely man
>>568498092>>568477134>>568456139You're telling me the OP has been vandalized for 3 threads already and no one called it out? No one counter baked?
>>568512204Most subtle schizo falseflag
>>568512391The laptop 4chan is hosted on cant handle it bwo swowwy
I want to make Tannhauser happy.
>>568512489I think that moreso goes to show nobody actually reads it
>>568512489Apologize to the NTRfag now.
Good avatarfags Ntrfaggot because he plays the game Bad avatarfags The rest because they don't
next bread will be buttered.
>>568512581i wonder which one will combust first.the chatgpt laptop, or the 4chan laptop
/uma/ meet-up when
Feesh
durarara
>>568512143Oyakodon with these.
>It was me! I took Matikanetannhauser's hats!
>>568512351I have completely fallen for the END propaganda
>>568512391mp4 would mean people will continue to use dog shit codecs that waste bandwidth/space>HUR DUR THIRD WORLD REEEWhy the FUCK do you mongoloids think 4chan has a 4mb limit that used to be 3mb? this shit costs them money so its not going to suddenly change and become 10mb so you can fit 5mb of uncompressed sound into it.
>>568512489It's not NTR baked so why would they counter bake
>>568512682>a meet-up of a dozen sweaty stinky ojisansuhh, nyo
>>568512735Give it back, she needs it after her bath.
>>568512718I love these two. Aruvu really really cares for Duramente and Duramente is just like an actual puppy with Aruvu.
>>568512143Uma Lilie is so sexy bros...
>>568512489/uma/ let the schizos that dont play the game win
Good avatarfags>noneBad avatarfags>NTRfaggot, the only one
>>568512489Curren is such a whore that nobody thought twice about seeing it
>>568512790SMALL INDIE COMPANY PLEASE UNDERSTAND
>>568512682we would need to meet in a central location which lands us in hawaii. aloha, retards.
Have you put out any propaganda recently?
>>568512914Your falseflag narrative is not fooling anyone retard
>>568512790is that why /gif/ is the only board allowed to have sound?
>>568512968I troll both sides because they're both so easy to trigger
>>568512835
>>568513041I’m firin my lazar BLAAAAARRRRGGGH
>>568512968i've been hard at work detracting ramonu's reputation so that there's pess competition for her when ber banner drops
>>568512916Staygoldtranny who pretends he plays JP bit just steals shit off twitter/YouTube is an avatarfag The chiyonofaggot who larps as a literal homosexual is an avatarfag Then there's the fine motion erp fag avatarfag
>>568512351Latest propaganda I fell for was Copano Rickeys skill animation webm. I probably would have rolled on her banner anyway, but that one sealed the deal.
>>568512351i fell for her, rolled for her wedding dress, and got cemented in with the ramen scenario.
I don't play this game but I wanna fuck the brunettes with blue eyes________bottom text________
>the state of this general
>>568513142All me btw
I'm done with my CM14 prep. What parents do I farm for?Sprint for CM16? After-School Stroll for CM18 and CM19?
>>568512598A couple months ago, when someone did so much as yoink the JP section or add the VF site, the thread would be ignored. so it's not that.The core problem is that you're all very, very stupid, and you always have been. You're all barely literate, barely functioning mongoloids who are incapable of forming independent thoughts or using your brains in any capacity. That's why you pull on what people tell you to pull, you build what people tell you to build, and when it comes to the threads, you just think what people tell you to think, and then you lose it when none of these things are working for you. Because you don't understand what you're doing or why you're doing it, and that's the root of the issue. The threads are bad for the same reason that you're bad at the game. It's all the same. Don't try to say you're actually good at the game, by the way. The VF discord was right about you.
>>568512668>>568512820>>568512682>nothing but first world nation people that can afford to travelcould end up being the most friendly meet possible, everyone talking about ZE GAYM and how they goon to their waifu>>568512978was /gif/ even the only one? wasn't /wsg/ and some other as well? I expect old school /gif/ and wsg fags to be KINDA competent, esp in the early days of each board, now days it's probably nothing but techlets that use website or worse to make their clips.point is that magically adding sound to every board will just make the quality of things worse, people won't suddenly go "I need to improve my encodes!"[sound] are a cope that helps us give trash video high quality audio without wasting space in the limited 4mb we got
>>568513213Eh maybe Minnesota?
>>568512948>>568512489Calling Curren a whore is like a complement
>red desire followed by bride cafeI got years to prepare my carats if the game survives that long.
>>568513085
>>568513113SHOOP DA WHOOP
>>568511721Quite possibly the funniest poal results we have had in ages
>>568513279post your platinums.
>>568511642The Super Creek Memorial races starts NOWfirst1988 Kikka Sho
>>568513279>mfw retards in VFcord are smarter than 70% of anons here
>>568513213this is how maruzen looks at me when i beg her for sex
>>568513113>>568513332(You) stole this bit from me from somewhere elseI hope (You) know I've got my eye on (You)
Can you guys give me an uma wife?
>>568513329The end.
>discord troons that can't act up like schizophrenic mongoloids are smarter than a website all about being anon and being able to act up like schizophrenic mongoloidsno shit
>>568512489it isn't NTR why would we counter bake V stop acting like you're the victim in here
>>568508825max speed, distance S, accels this can win chamme
>>568513536https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/
>past SIX threads have been a non stop melty Are you niggas really that bored of MANT
>>568513279degrade me more, daddy
If I lose my account which gacha should I play
>>568513690Unironically yeah
>>568513651you are meI am youI am in your walls
>>568513727umamusume: pretty derby
>>568513690Post your juicy cock so we discuss that instead
>>568513536here u go bwo
>>568513279>and I'm so smart.
>>568513727that gook uma clone rpg game
>>568513687>>568513536Oops fucked up the link.https://umamusu.wiki/Special:RandomInCategory/Main_Characters
>>568513727raid
>>568512598A couple minutes ago, when someone did so much as yoink the ESP section or add the DN site, the thread would be appricated. so it's not that.The core solution is that you're all very, very smart, and you always have been. You're all well versed in literature, and are high functioning members of society who are capable of forming publicly sourced thoughts or using their brains. That's why you push on what people tell you to push, you deconstruct what people tell you to deconstruct, and when it comes to the basket weaving fourms, you just know what people tell you to know, and then you win. Because you understand what you're doing, and that's the root of the solution. The weaves are good for the same reason that you're good at the game. It's all the same. Say you're actually good at the game, by the way. The DN discord was wrong about you.
>>568513727EraUma
>>568513786post discord and I'll send
>>568511721>7 studs>1 mareWe're gonna have to race for her gents.
>>568513727I hear Limbus Company has a pretty good story>>568509594oh hey that's me
>>568513727dunk city dynasty if you're a sportsfagnikke otherwise
>>568513880I could do something insanely funny....
>>568513727GFL2
>>568512857They have a cute relationship since irl they are parent and child.
>>568513848>OrfevreHmmmThat can't be good. Does she even like her Trainer?
>plays genshin once
>>568513526You are not Weegee
>>568513848>still in redditNo thanks
>>568512351sky
>>568514003>>568514003>>568514003corrected the vandalized parts
>>568513895You are forgetting one key detail in the demand section, in that the one mare is likely also looking for a mare, which is nonexistent
>>568514007She's female Gilgamesh but stoic. She goes Yan mode when other Umas are eyeing the king's property (You).
>>568514007
>>568513551sometime machitan reminds me to Yui from K-on
>>568513484creeku...
Why did the chicken cross the road
>>568514007No(t initially).
>>568511151this is was MANT does to a mf
>>568513325As another anon said; red desire came out after impregnating Cafe so now we have to take responsibility and marry her
>>568514182the only road my cock is crossing is umanko street
>>568508185I have nothing to do with any of this shit, but when I bake, I do not even remotely check the OP for alterations (eg. Curren Whore) or using uma.guide, I just copy/paste it and use a pretty uma as the OP, usually CB or Maruzensky. The only thing on my mind is to go as quickly as I can so some chucklefuck doesn't make a new thread first with a hideously ugly OP. I hate those. Not EVERYTHING is a schizo plot, you know.
>>568514296>>568514296>>568514296counterbaking to fix everything wrong with the OPthat new thread is still wrong on some parts
>>568514149You're gay.
>>568514371the new one is correct fuck off
>>568513484And the winner of the 201-1988 Kikka Sho winner is.... KITASAN BLACK!!!who would've guessed.Starting the 1989 Tenno Sho Autumn race NOW!
>>568514376Nopers
>>568514495piggu
>>568513325It's not fair we have to wait so long for wife cafe
>>568509030I love it, it's got some kino momentsENJOY DESU
>>568514371>>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Red Desire (3*)New Scenario "Beyond Dreams" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_enyeah sure retard, corrected lol
>>568513727noneget out of this niche as soon as you can
>>568511721>even /uma/ understands no one wants themuhhhhhhhh...........based self-awarefags?
>click double energy use career>get good start, charming, kitasan already giving rainbow trainings before debut, hit a 20% 5stack training>finish debut>realize theres no shop button>im in URAfug
>>568515238
Ah fuck the event ends tomorrow?!? I'm barely going to make it asdf.
>>568498092>dat visible brafuck it shouldn't do anything for me but it does
>>568501012>we have Tamamo Cross at home>Tamama Cross at homeI honestly would love to run them together, but I'm poorer than Tama atm, Curren emptied my balls.
>>568505484ramonu after giving me 15 children (we're about to make a 16th)
>>568506195i hate being i hate being alivei am in tremendous painhelp me help me help me
>>568513848hell yeah, I got durandal
