Previous: >>568548276>Global Game NewsLink your account to Cygames iDCurrent Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara (Power), SSR Ikuno Dictus (Stamina),Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)Current CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" releasedTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/umamusume/>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)A basic guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568568387who the fuck is that off topic
>>568567146>>568567130No, but this is happening even before I'm 21 and I'm at the point where I want to fucking throw myself off the road.
My bride!
GET MARRIED TO DIA NOW
Based bro bake
>>568568518How high do you expose your power level to your family? If all you do is talk about how much you want to fuck the horse waifu, maybe dial it in a bit. Then again, it is entirely possible that your parents are pieces of shit. I have never played this dogshit game at all in my life and only stumbled upon this thread by accident.
>>568568669Not interested in Dia's saggy tits. I will be marrying Cafe and enjoying her flatness.
>check clock>almost 8AMNo, I don't want to go to sleep. Why does this happen every day, I was having fun and I'll miss out on 6-7 hours of fun by being asleep not even conditioning myself into lewd uma dreams can help get this need to sleep to go away.
GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG
Do you guys remember the Pokemon Trading Card game for the Gameboy?It genuinely had some sick music.
Digitan LOVE
>>568568861How many hours???
>>568568861
Didn't literally everyone say they were fine with uma.guide? Genuinely what is wrong with you retards
>>568568975One guy samefagging seven times is not "everyone" but let's stop talking about this in the new thread.
>>568568893Never played it, I just collected the physical cards without knowing the rules like every other dumb elementary schooler at the time did.
>pokke's jungle survivedthe jannies are dead
>>568568975i do not care enough to argue one way or the other. maybe both should be there. it doesn't matter to me.
>>568568863Suzuka needs to drink milk instead.
>>568568213My bro!
>>568568742If anything I haven't expose a thing apart from being stuck with the computer all day.
>>568569053>>568569139I just woke up, everyone was bitching about it yesterday and that was the conclusion we reached. Yet here it is changed again ready for someone to throw a hissy fit
>>568569218who cares
>>568569224Sex with Eishin Flash
>>568568975It's only a 1~2 anons saying it's bad because it's "sloptubers" but didn't really say any good argument on why it should be taken down.The early bake is enough proof it's done maliciously.
>>568569218Nobody is bitching itt, stop talking about it.
Inari One is pretty cute
Don't wanna do my dailies.
>>568569281>>568569305Screenshot this when someone in SEA hours starts derailing the thread for hours over this
>>568569224>>568569293I want to cum irresponsibly inside Flash but I don't want to be dragged off to Germany.
>>568569365you mean like you're trying to do right now?
>>568569045SNIFFFF
>>568569218A lot of anons agreed that it should stay uma.guide while the okd rentry is still outdated. It doesn't help newfags and would just do more harm, but some threw a fit because it's a sloptuber site. Mostly Tachyonfags were the ones against it.
You just woke up, and the first thing you do is talk about some stupid shit, after being told TWICE to stop talking about it.
I hate Winning Ticket.I seriously fucking hate her.
LOOK ATMYHORSEMY HORSE IS AMAZING
Is this post really necessary? It talks about Umamusume: Pretty Derby, the famous horse racing raising sim simulator? Or does it contribute to the continous deterioration of the thread?
>>568569218The conclusion was basically >>568541608>>568541254>>568541325>>568541389
I do think it's nice for newfags to get an updated guide but, eh. Anons will cry about anything.
>>568569529why does your horse look like that
>>568569450I mean as long as I don't get called a retard for including it in a bake then fine. I don't care either way I just thought this was decided yesterday>>568569561Okay, I didn't read the old threads because it was ntrfag schizo drivel. Thanks
>>568569524I think Taishin and Winning Ticket should make out
>>568569654If the previous thread didn't have a melty or discussion about it, then that means, it doesn't need any changing. The fact that you did just shows how much you'll throw a fit over anything you don't like.
if a newfag googles "umamusume guides" they will find uma.guide as one of the first results and the thing everyone talks about. it doesn't really matter whether or not it's in the OP. it's a pointless argument over nothing.
seven anons failed the witcheck after being told to shut the fuck up and stop talking about dumb shit
>>568569529Neko Musume?
>>568569654>didn't read old theads>reach his own conclusion I swear to God you bakers are the most insufferable fags in existence. This is also a problem happening in /v/ma. Fucking bakers having their own ego and thought they should control what's in the OP or not.
>>568569730Only brought it up because the thread was baked early :^)
shut the fuck upplease shut the fuck up
Mambo
>>568569860And that shows where the baker's priority is.
>>568569864It's witlet hours anon. Everyone's getting rushed and getting PDMs
newfags can get advice from our helpful smiling_oguri.jpg posters
>>568569561If you want to see a link to uma.guide you can buy an ad
>>568569835They didn’t bake. I did. I shan’t engage.
Literally no one has talked about uma.guide anymore last thread aside from the first 100 posts, then suddenly a baker just has to bring it up back again.God you fags are the reason why we can never be drama free
Please end MANTBlazer before I door my life
Any cuties around this hour? I finished making my aces.
>>568569978The Oguri posters have done irreversable damage to this thread's reputation for newfriends. Not that we get too many of those anymore....
>>568569628>>568569812It's an amyayzing hyorse. Nyeed I say myore.
>>568570091There are a lot of different reasons besides bakers not knowing the op changed
>>568570091teio.. no.. the witcheck..
>>568568213Dating, hugging, cuddling, kissing, sex, marriage and cute daughters with my bro.
>>568570103Don't ask for rooms Chiyoanon I don't want anons other than me to know who you are I don't want to see your name get shitposted you can join rooms later but not now
>>568570103That depends, what do you plan on doing with said cuties?
>>568570103host a room and try them out
>>568570091I have no problem with neither but god PLEASE at least update the guide
>>568568975Whenever somebody here asks for a race schedule people link uma.guide but apparently it's bad to have it in the OP even though it's the best source of information in the game
>>568570282Newcuties will see the guide then instantly think we're retarded it's all good
making little bros with bro
>>568570313gametora exists
>>568570110oguri posters are cool they helped me get 5 plats
>>568568893100%ed it and still listen to various soundtracks from it
>>568570386gametora is better generally but doesnt have a race schedule or cm specific guides.
>>568568975retards still screech about it because it's associated with a youtuber they have a hateboner for, and because "rentry has always been there" despite being an obsolete piece of shit. Give it a few more weeks and OP will no longer have the rentry guide and will have the uma.guide.
Does the uma.guide site have any advice that would lead retards into spending money on "coaching"? Or to watch sloptuber videos for more info?
>>568570282I would defend that guide but it's really outdated to be even helpful desu
>>568568213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3bLW-KTM5U&t=259sShe can't come soon enough.
She's kinda cute
goddamn we're all on awful mood debuff todayi'll let you retards go outretard each other, goodluck
>>568570462I mean that's the last time I'm bringing it up that's for sure. Didn't know people had such strong opinons on something nobody is even checking anyway. I think I'm just gonna stop baking
when is cm again i forgot
my umawife when she sees a foid (ningen) approaching ushttps://x.com/AlertaMundoNews/status/2059727328767324359?s=20
>>568570518As bad as this is it could be worse You can be born a human woman to an Uma
>>568570597sing up in like 35h, but it actually starts like next week
https://youtu.be/82pP6N6GAasMaya's last run just reached 1M views
>>568570596You should have at least checked the threads and see if what consensus happened instead of trying to bake like a retard and even early baking so you could change it to what you want
I'm making pizza
>>568570368Why does Bourbon race in such a slutty outfit? She's making my cock hard when I should be cheering her on...
>>568570596Literally no one has had problems with something you change. The JP game part is appreciated, but should have stopped there. We were finally free of the fucking uma.guide discourse
>>568570443>race scheduleThis question is not only for you but for anyone reading this post, do you use more than 1 (uno) race schedule? I made 1 single race schedule and use it for everything, any changes is made on the go, the only purpose of the schedule is to tell me where the mile/medium g2+ races are at.CM specific guides are not good no matter the sloptuber that parrots them, you only copy the best players in hakuraku if you can't use the gametora racetracks feature to know what to do.
>>568570684Genuinely tried to for a bit but it was literally 600+ posts of ntr and schizo. I'm not cut out for baking I guess
Stego cute.
>>568570738Yeah I got a Tiara, Triple crown, Medium/long and sprint/mile schedule
>>568568975>>568569218>I just woke upgood fucking job retard
>want to recycle ace for cm15>overstammed into oblivionI guess not thennot sure why that is because it's only 200m less but I can drop both maestro, radiant AND white and still be okay. and this was considered LOW stam in cm13 too so I have no idea anymore
>>568570738>vwo actual CMs are not like public lobbies they will be totally different>gwo look at my haku data from public lobbies, use this for CM
>>568570720You just answered your own question trainer, how many more hints do you need from her?
>>568570642this, imagine being born as a ningen woman in a world where there’s a race that surpasses you in almost every way. They’re stronger, prettier, stay young for much longer, in every aspect when it comes to attracting a man, they’re vastly superior
>>568570694Dia's favourite pizza topping?
>>568568213>New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" releasedAnnounced, not released. It won't release until end of June. Don't even need to change much next thread, just change "released" to "announced". No one cares about Breeder's Cup.
>>568570738I do use uma.guides planner for early access, do one for each honses I want to do an ace.For example, I completely memorized triple crown already from then planner, then I go back if it's another race schedule like with Nishino's, and something alike.
>>568570793You're a big dork.
>>568570618Is this sloppa?
>>568570738I made my own mile-let schedule using the agenda. Imma be honest. I HATE VF, but that site's useful no matter how much we twist it.
>>568570738I use multiple race schedules, yes. The cm guides probably arent great but for a truely new player they wont know what to look for and wont be able to reach their own conclusions when checking racetracks on gametora. I relied on sloptuber guides starting out as well before I started recognizing the patterns and just figuring stuff out myself.
>>568570916What the hell
>>568570762Ctrl+F exists if you really want to know about the uma.guide topic.
>no mention of the VTranny website for months as everyone discarded it as a gametora ripoff>suddenly "people" bring it up during SEA hours saying it's actually super useful and everyone should use it noooooticing
>>568571046Hate sloppa. And hate Fine Motion.
Anybody calling uma.guide bad should posts plats
>>568571114The guy who brought it up just woke up. It's a burger.
>>568571234he woke up like 4 different times just in this thread with less than 150 posts
>>568571359yanko manko
>>568571374nigga what is your reading comprehension
>>568571504In the face?
>>568570883I don't know
>Two of my horses just fell in love with each other even though they have the same father (Agnes Digital)WP supports incest
>hmmm actually I never checked uma.guide I'll compare their ulala schedule to mine>they don't have an ulala scheduleinto the trash it goes
I just woke up and I'm from America and I think VF is awesome and that we should include his website and a link to his youtube/twitch channel in the OP
You guys are fucking retarded
>>568570738Like how I don't know shit about Moomoo nor watch him, I heavily rely on canva to know which skills are good to take or not, I manually scout lobbies to know the effectiveness of the skills, but having canva on the side very convenient.The same goes for VF. I only know him from the threads, and you can trust me I will laugh at the fag for losing or for anything pathetic he does, but I still rely on uma.guide planner, and I use it to form my own schedules as well. I used it for Sprint/Mile/Med, and for a Sprint/Mile. I also used it for my Tamamo without any Mile. It also doesn't help that I can't seem to ask anything sensible in the threads recently, or maybe for a while already.
>>568570738>do you use more than 1 (uno) race schedule?>Generic Triple Crown>Generic Triple Tiara>Bourbon&Maruzen Sprint/Long>Falco's personal hell layer 1 and 2
>>568571635Dont let them hit it!
>>568571359Stupid sexy nepobaby.
>>568570859everyone shut up and help me understand this insteadI thought maybe the main thing was hills but it seems fine?? how does the stam requirements differ this much
>>568571635the purer the bloodline the stronger the horse
>>568570738I just have a bunch of agendas
>>568571849You can recover stamina on downhills
>>568571849longer downhills. use hakuraku to properly check your stams.
>>568571849>determined descent CM
>>568571642Here's mine if you need it. I created it with the idea of rushing inspiration for Turf.
>>568570937Yeah the Twitter @ says it's AI
>>568570738i have>dahby schedule>tiara schedule>milelet schedule>digitan schedule (mile/med + dirt)>taiki shuttle des schedule (sprint/mile+ dirt)
>>568572028Anon you're not supposed to prove him wrong
>>568572012procs out of the gate
>>568572012Is it actually? It looks like it
>>568572090Not bad even then
>>568570738it's like jazz doto it's about the races you don't play
I love Rice
>>568571752>>568571854>2x2 Agnes DigitalWack
>>568572028>turfTo be fair, my schedule was made with the intention to use only pace sparks because ulala's unique is a hidden pace unique, so it's more of a shitpost schedule.
>>568572012Wasted if it doesn't activate right away
>>568572028Not him but thanks. I'm thinking of making Urara my last ace
>>568572187fuku will never be sexy
>>568572247Yeppers. I made it for this CM. But isn't Ulala's affinity really bad to be used as a parent?>>568572281You're welcome bwo
It's out
Yae
>>568572461here's mine*spreads wallet**spreads ass*
>>568572461>(17)stop saving youtube thumbnails, you can right click and take a snapshot
>interacting with /uma/
>>568572586Get your hand out of my ass you faggot
>>568571751so they just stole them from game8? all this shilling just for copypasted race rotations?
>>568572286Dont say that...
>>568572586someone's gonna shove an onahole in it
>>568572586>S A M P L E
how come nobody's using https://race.daftuyda.moe/
>>568572558I'm on my phone
>>568568387Can you stop posting random noname NPC umas?
>>568572586More new umas gonna debut with gimmick accessories like this for them to make merch on if this sells good
>>568572786just don't reply to teio posters bwo
>>568572798Wtf falco is kinda cute
>>568572703my badfuku is sexy
To be fair I've only been using my club's inner guides for MANT / TT so I don't need sloptubers, the day MANT started I already had race schedules available, there is even a GL guide made... I'm glad I got scouted into this club.
Good lord this was supposed to be a parent run for my Chiyono O. I should have just borrowed a Nishino parent instead...
>>568572653No! They use the other 1800m Mile race in the same time slot instead of Kisaragi Sho.
There's nothing more cucked than being a trainer. Think about it logically. You're training speed, stamina and wit for at least three years, solely for her to win and get all the glory. Raised the perfect Uma? Great. Who benefits? A random stallion that had nothing to do with her training. Once she retires, trainers are back to square one, having to train that faceless npc uma that won't even make it to top 3 on their debut race. Being a trainer is the ultimate cuck.
>>568571962>>568571965man, no cap? now I don't have to be schizo about it at least, thank youuu>>568572531very random but she spooked me and I decided to read her career, pretty enjoyable actually
>>568572840I don't consider images in my replies unless they're actually relevant to the discussion
>>568572798I suddenly want to farm Turf sparks for Falco
What I get from these posts is that /uma/ actually do rely on 3rd party sites and tools (which is pretty understandable since I do as well and because of the nature of the game) despite the open hostility towards sloptubers (they deserved it).Just wanted to see if this is the verdict, and I doubt these posts are shitposts.
>>568572989What the fuck is a stallion
>>568572912
>>568573002Read up, Helios. https://umamusu.wiki/Game:Mechanics#Slope_Modifier
>>568572653I don't think this reply was meant for my post.
AM I GAY FOR WANTING TO BREED STAY GOLD?
>>568573035Inari One canonically lets you cum inside
>>568572912Thanks!
>>568573026I want to win plat. I'll rely on anything as long as they're useful.
I know VF shills are new to 4chan and want to defend their discord groomer but no newfag ever checks the links in the OP, hence why the retry docs are outdated by like a year and no one noticed until now, they either ask directly or watch a youtube video (most likely Seriru's since they're way shorter), even more so considering it's a gacha and gacha players aren't known for thinking for themselves. this whole discourse is useless
>>568573107Stego cute.
>>568573073as a wit cap enjoyer this is good news, thanks
>>568573162Eh, you may be true, but the thread looks like it's leaning to using the site anyway.
I want to make El next cm, is it worth to put Seiun as a parent, or her proccing angling is just not worth to consider?
>>568573162You're doing it again, you're trying to use logic with animals.
Mermaids exist in uma world
>>568573162Correct, but at the same time, it being changed once again brought up the meaningless discourse. Everyone already ignored it or learned how to ignore it.It was also been there for the whole 6 previous threads.
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568573269Are you making a Front El? >yesGet A&S>noGet Budding Blossom
>>568573317>mermaids>umamusume>seahorses>seahorsegirlsErgo, MPreg.
the entire stay gold line only exists because sunday silence wanted to fuck mcdonalds by proxy
>>568573269Lucky paces really aren't a thing anymore with the amount of front runner solutions available.
>>568573353kingu's first rate caboose
>>568573217>>568573190>>568573107Fuck off with your off topic samefagging you gay pedophile.
>>568573269You're lucky if you even proc your own unique let alone angling
>>568573317can an uma outrun turning into dust?
>>568573317merMAN
>>568568387
Thank you baker. We finally was freed from the schizoshit last 2 hours ago and now another fucking meaningless drama over your bake. I fucking hate you /uma/. Can't even get my fucking comfyhours anymore.
>>568573530Who's this NPC and why is she wearing El's outfit
>>568573353
>>568568387her ears look stupid
I find the race scheduled more annoying when I use my judgment anyway as to when to race or go for trainings. That includes G1s because sometimes you have to trade good trainings for a G1 so you'll max out a stat.
>>568571685I want to cum inside freshly showered Tamtam and lick her all over her body so she has to shower again, and this time with me.
>>568573240it was already there for a day when it first came out and a bunch of shill posts appeared out of nowhere, but dissapeared the day after people complained. this situation is no different.
It's funny to think Stay Gold is almost as tall as a toddler and that makes it even funnier knowing anons like that
>>568573572Don't forget to thank this retard >>568569218
Gold City feet in my mouth
>>568573679Sex
>>568573572>>568573693yet you retards are stillllll talking about it hours later
>>568573385>mcqueen and sundayman>gold ship and justawayany other "umafriends" that aren't in the game yet?
>>568573572sadly I don't know any other place that talks about umamusume so we are stuck here, it's truly over.
>>568573572I still have no idea what the fuck was being argued about during yurohours.
>>568573687she's way taller than a toddler bwo
>>568573679
>>568573572The shill site had to be removed at some point.
>>568573659NTA but it's been there ever since the Gentil bake during the Pakatube stream, and no shill posts happened at those times. Actually, no one even realized it's been there, including me.
>>568573736Symboli Kris Sex*
>>568573761That's because I just woke up anon
Can't even go one day without giving attention to avatarfags seriously you guys are the dumbest most cancerous general ever. Moving on to other games please don't come to other genrals with your faggotry.Cya.
>>568573830Wrong. Her surname will be changed to my own once we marry.
>>568573858See you tomorrow
>>568573778the last member of the gold gen
Inari looks fat....
>>568573761Comfy hours are over, so now we might as well. We'll get another shot at a good thread in about 18 hours.
>>568573572Bakers have been known to have huge ego so there's that.
>mr and mrs cock ball
Who between Inari One and Copano Rickey is more for (You)? I only need one dirt uma.
>>568574050Yes, and? Is there something wrong with marrying into my wife's family?
>>568573317that world is literally the paradise for a monstergirlfag, imagine a lamia pussy
>>568574125If you're a shota then Rickey
>>568574125None, get Falco.
>>568574125Smart Falcon
>>568573572Honestly everyone stopped caring about it but somehow he even early baked just to start it all over again. Not only it's a newfag behavior, it's also is a faggot behavior overall.
>>568571050nta but I'm simply on the other side of this argument. I don't give a singular rotten shit if a certain guide is associated with a youtuber a number of anons hate, it's still a good resource and for that reason is suited to be in the OP, particularly when outdated/wrong resources like the gaslight doc get removed, and when rentry guide hasn't been updated in ages. Make a case why uma.guide shouldn't be in the OP without mentioning the youtuber, please speak only of its merits or lack thereof. I'll wait.
>>568573958>STOP BRINGING IT UP>OKAY NOW LETS BRING IT UP There truly is no pleasing people here
>>568574125Who else would be your dirter
Is Rickey the Xoguri of dirt
>>568574376No, xoguri is the xoguri of dirt
>>568573958Fucking kill yourself chiyotranny
>>568574125get yepperspilled, bwo
>>568574376Rickey is difficult to build so nyo
The VFcordlings are salty they got sniped. Just ignore them and post boobs.
>>568574197ojiisan torena can't keep up with a horny teenager
Sirius Symboli is an onee-san type character who likes being relied on and raising up runts.
>>568574501but she's Sirius KWABOLI
>>568570738I have 3 so far>Triple Crown>Triple Tiara>Turf Sprint/MileI don't have Oguri and I don't run Pasa as an ace often enough to make Triple Crown/Dirt a schedule.
>>568574125Save for sex granny
>>568574462I LOVE posting boobs
>>568574125Get the all terrain yeppers
>>568574501Would Sirius want children? How many?
My skilllet Tamtam never procs tail it's over
>>568574462
>>568574260You really wouldn't get sensible answers over this. It's been tried 2 threads ago hence >>568541608
>>568574260>without mentioning the youtuberThat's literally the reason, it doesn't matter if the site has a guide on how to cure your aids or make you white, it's still a sloptuber site and if you want to see it in here you should buy an ad.
>>568574589When's yeppers
I constantly have to take a shit which uma is for me?
>>568574297>There truly is no pleasing people hereYes, there is!
>>568574560Being a little bit of a loser is part of her charm.She talks big and crashes a lot because of it, but inspite of that she's a reliable sempai.
>>568574462Charles' onahole btw
>>568574680>it's bad because [bad person] helped make itwhat level of colossal retardation is thisI hate /uma/ sometimesYOU GUYS ARE FUCKING RETARDED
>>568574631Sei love and wife!
>>568574436But you guys keep responding to me instead of reporting me for off-topic posting. At this point, I feel like you need me and can't live without me anymore.
>>568574627Yes.Atleast 2, probably 3.
Thank you baker. Unironically hope and please kill yourself.
>>568574813Ask him if my cum makes a good lubricant
>>568574839thank you for posting this with the correct image, I appreciate it
>>568574684please explain to me how and why the origin of information makes said information incorrect and no longer useful.
>>568574376despite what people think she's stupidly easy to build as you only have to stack green skills for her unique and she already comes with a gold one (which count as 2) and Light Hello gives free pace and front savvy during the first new year's event. all you really have to do is buy wet/firm condition and focus
>>568574691This summer
>>568575071thanks anon
>>568574882A nice big family with Sirius...
>>568575069Actually not bad for slop.
hhhmm actually the japanese did a bunch of useful experiments during the unit 731 period so it wasn't bad bros lol
>>568574959I already told you the information is not the issue, it's a sloptuber site so it's bad, it's not a logical argument, it's a gatekeeping argument. Otherwise you would end up adding a discord there at some point because it's "useful"
>>568575108Yeppers
>>568575196Finally something factual posted here
I wonder who's going to win the retard contest
Spread them
>>568575310(you)
>>568575310Nobody. At some point anons stop replying to each other and some unemployed third worlder will bring up the issue again because he has nothing better to do.
>>568568213>Current Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)They're still not out lilbro
>>568575339I heard dream journey likes overweight trainers so she can fix their diet.
>>568575339dig here, windy!*spreads ass*
>>568568213>New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" releasedWhat are you smoking
>>568575254Oh shit, her unique is pretty nice. Her careers should be extremely comfy
>>568575228the gaslight doc was in there for months, and also associated with a youtuber, I didn't hear anyone bitch about that, not ever. So I don't think your argument is very consistent.
>>568575437They come out later today
>>568575605I also currently live in the future
After reposting the "super skip" yesterday I realized how absolutely bad of an example it is because it cuts off the log which makes it more apparent what is happening. So, since I'm finally training someone instead of autoplaying fan runs for Stego, here.
How important is TTL for CM14? Bobo decided to screw me over on a Turf S Mile S run
Okay, newfag over here.I have a general understanding of how the game works and I read somewhere that using the https://uma.guide/ agenda planner was a nice general way of playing Trackblazer. But with characters like Normal Teio and McQueen If I want to make them Medium and Long respectively it recommends to run a bunch of races off of their skill, like miles.So here's my question, since people generally say that in trackblazer you gotta do races as often as possible, is it better if I manually change the agenda to fit the character, or is it better to have the character inherit the proficiencies to be able to run the agenda. Thank you veteran trainer anons.
>>568575541>I didn't hear anyone bitch about that, not ever.I saw a lot of people making fun of it for suggesting 600+ stamina for sprint TT bro, maybe open your eyes a bit more and you'll see posts that don't fit your argument too bro
>>568575725Less important than groundwork
>>568575429It literally already happened in this thread. Everyone stopped talking about it and then in true fashion a retarded jordan brought it up and started it again
>>568575725Your early lead?
>>568575725Copeable if you have early lead
>>568575725mile and sprint are literally unplayable without it
>>568575696I love the art of that Teio card it's so good.Are you rolling for wedding Donna or did you die getting FineMo?
>>568575730It depends if what you're aiming for. If it's just a normal career, and not aiming for CM. You're fine to fit it with the character instead of raising their proficiencies.ALTHOUGH, it would be nice if you would get used to having a Mile A proficiency and schedule with Mile for the time you want to enter Champions Meeting (PVP)
>>568575725If you have GW Early Lead then it's not so bad
>>568575730G1 races you still need to do the important medium and miles. They're the most important ones. For G2s and G3s you can check the races on that day and deviate from the agenda if a longer distance race is also happening that day and a has a rival race available
>>568575730Generally you want to get the sparks for them to have Mile A or no lower than B. If you can't get them that high, you will have to adjust your schedule and hope for the best. It's kind of why this scenario is suffering. Everything about it is just kind of awful.
>>568575867>no light hellowhat's the fucking point?
>>568575993Light Hello is not a ningen
Riko is unreasonably attractive and should come back for another scenario
So how bad are Fronts gonna be in the future? I like building them and don't mind being a Front main as long as I can compete in CMs
>>568575993Anon..
>>568576037Neither is Ta
>>568575538She is a comfy uma
>>568575761they bitched about the information being shit, me included (and it was 500 stam for sprint TT, not 600+). I said no one bitched about it being associated with a youtuber. And that's true. Try reading comprehension next time you fucking idiot.None of the newfag resources currently in the OP are actually useful to newfags except Gametora. Better information is found elsewhere, and OP should be updated accordingly.
>>568575929>>568575979>>568575985Thank you for the advice trainers, it's really helpful.
>>568575867>sex friends with Aoi>forced to fuck Riko otherwise she would fire me>forced to fuck Tazuna otherwise she would spread I'm fucking my trainee too
>>568576087Fronts will never go bad, it's the paypiggie running style.>>568576123ANON!?
>>568575730watch this https://youtu.be/_iK-rB8gwq4?si=S0wUFVGGoQNhaqgYthen this https://youtu.be/XA3w4i1ei3I?si=utfrG9tAG3GnPrH8and that's all you need to know bwo
>>568576087They'll be shit (as in winnable, but it's difficult) in CMs, but they're permanently meta in LOH (which gives better rewards compared to CMs)>>568576196>it's the paypiggie running style.There will be a period of two years where there are no cards to paypig for
Satono Diamond paid me off to say that Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf!
Is this the only uma that has an event that reduces her aptitudes?
>>568575885I only have 10k carats, and I'm supposedly trying to save for Tact. I could always just ticket Gentil later but I also want Daring Heart. And if Rulership AND Marche gets released before the half Anni that means I'd have to skip out on Gentil (and unfortunately Heart) entirely until the next tickets. What's worse is this only happened because I kept impulse rolling for Heart and never got her. I wasted like 70 rolls I probably could've dumped into this banner. \Then again I can just continue to waste Carats, hate myself, and just dump money into Tact whenever that happens.
Satono Diamond let me fuck her tits to say that Manhattan Cafe is the werewolf
>>568574839
Mambo in Düsseldorf
>>568576176I know that feel... Sometimes I feel like us trainers need more stamina training than our trainees...
>>568575730>>568576308>watch this https://youtu.be/_iK-rB8gwq4?si=S0wUFVGGoQNhaqgYFor the love of God please DO NOT use this. This is a very misleading video that would make you assume you just need to race to get those stats. He explained TB and the schedule here betterhttps://youtu.be/eqF02AaUQvQ just adjust accordingly
>>568576356>There will be a period of two years where there are no cards to paypig forwhat period is that? Because fronts will need Shakur and Daisca, and those are in 2027-28 for global iirc
would you umapyoi this uma?
help
>>568576356>There will be a period of two years where there are no cards to paypig forIs that the speed falcon and speed tdc gap?
>>568576429needs correction
>>568576530yeppers
>>568576145I also remember it being associated with some troon who always said "for more info refer to the global doc" or some shit like that too gwo, none of the guides made by globalfags have been good whatsoever. and before you ask the CM win rate people in this thread use is a database of what's domination in this certain track, not a guide :)
>>568576479the 1 year I dont go to Dokomi....is there anything cool at the booth?
>>568576479dancho...... come back.....
>>568576530DAHBY
>>568576550Nooo...
>>568576479Viel Spaß, Mambo!
>>568576530Nice try that's the ugo
>>568576530yep
>>568576609Erzzy is a tranny?
>>568576479My hero!and dogai deio
>>568576530That's a boy.
>>568576574NOOO she's a cutie
So 200 clocks in ETA 8 hours, yeah?
>>568574585What a coincidence, me too!
>>568576576>>568576647>>568576704dozo>>568576693>>568576787smart
Do I risk it?
>>568576827SEX
>>568576827YEPthats why i said yeppers
>>568576815don't do this to me bwo don't tell me lies I'll want to believe
i cry i pray mon dieu
>>568575069fusu
>event about oversleeping>energy downhuh??
>>568576429lore reason why?
all info about race schedules and umas who can run them you'll ever need is in this website, from sprint/mile shitters to the 8 G1s in a row Falco humiliation ritualhttps://game8.co/games/Umamusume-Pretty-Derby/archives/585200
>>568576868YeahLife's a gambler's game
>>568576356How shit though? I feel like fronts have the highest skill ceiling so it's kinda awkward to rate them.Like right now you have Fronts that don't build the DD+PP combo and Fronts that don't abuse Runaway where they can to get a bigger lead and you also have Fronts that do those things.The less optimised Fronts will suffer but can I still win CMs consistently with optimised Fronts or am I just auto losing to an average build Neo Universe every Medium CM
>>568576827on it, though they took away all the condoms I bought at the mansion entrance
>>568576868I risked it anyway and won.
>>568576868Why are you here and not in /umaJP/?
>>568576949Oversleeping does often make you more tired than following a good sleep schedule
>>568576530i shan't
pink wedding dresses are ugly tbqh
>>568576949anon, haven't you ever felt sluggish after sleeping for 10 hours?
>>568576868You will cap on speed, use the dreams on wit.
>>568576736I only listened to a few seconds of one of their videos and it was clearly a fake voice, so most likely. they're apparently also a "lesbian" and nowadays it mostly means a troon addicted to yuri who thought real females would like him.
>>568568213Wait the new scenario is out?
>>568577012You will just simply lose to whatever pace/late correctly built their uma since they actually got good cards to use over the past 2 years
>>568577086(You) are ugly tbqh
>>568576827It's okay I will just use the good ol' paper bag
>>568577075>>568577087yeah but Sky can sleep at will so it shouldn't be a problem
>>568576952Her dream is to win a sprint, mile and medium G1 but after her the NHK mile cup she realizes she's still growing and is not ready to win medium races. It's only during her senior year that her aptitudes turn back to C.IRL it's because they wanted to make her win medium races during her senior year.
>tfw I’ve been using kachi wrong this entire time Well fuck that explains why I keep missing group A by a slight margin the last two CMs. My umas were handicapped
>>568577338what's kachi
>>568576521after guts curren they have literally no cards. i think they got a stam card like last month
>>568577371kachi deez nuts in your mouth!
>>568577331nyaruhodo
>>568577087I can't sleep over 6 hours, I have to be reeeallyyy tired to sleep 8, like 3 days in a row sleeping for 4 hours beforeshit sucks I never feel fully refreshed
Well, better than my last Gentil. The run was smoother because I have better cards too. But Bouquet didn't finish her dang chain.
when will god punish cygames for their greed
>>568577504When you retards stop giving them money.
>>568577552I didn't renew my monthly pass this month
You WILL come to Germany
I wish I were Mejiro McQueen and have trainer stuff my face in the sheets while pounding away prone bone until his seed impregnates
>>568577502Do the scores even mean anything at that point? Like what's the differenc between a UA6 and a UA7 uma
>>568577665Skills.
>>568577608>>568577589noticed how much off-model cafe has increased with the bride alt
>>568577489I'm down for that.
>>568577614But did you buy up the limited time anniversary carat packs?
Only legendary trainers can answer this:Name one heterosexual uma
>>568577621Uhh I had an interview for a job with the AHK and they haven't gotten back to me in a week so I don't think I am
>>568577663ywnbmq
>>568577589Why are her proportions offWhyyyyyy
>>568577665UA is our SS/SS+US is our UG
>>568577773Calstone Light O because she only goes straight
>>568577663well you already have the Mejiro family mindset
>>568577621Yes! Already did a few hours ago though
>>568578000Willkommen! Hope you have at Dokomi
>>568577404They got a new speed card, actually.
>I'm Vivlos! Some day, I'm going to race in the glitzy city of Dubai, and become a celeb >She has been fascinated by Dubai since she went there on vacation, and longed to live a celebrity life in a luxurious country. Her goal is to run a race in Dubai.ummm... does cygames not know the stereotype...?
>>568577773straight girl, if she gets added to the game
This guy has a wedding Mile and a Swimsuit Mid Distance team. It's great.
Would you buy?
>>568577773
>>568576864Seeeex
>>568577763>when you stop>brings up the pastAre you a woman
>>568578109Fuck no
>>568578109Sorry, I only buy Daiwa Scarlet merch.
>>568578085Japs have a much different outlook on foreign lands
>>568577773KawakamiShe wants a prince not a princess
happy nariwan day to those who celebrate
>>568578109Only the Vodka shirt looks OK. Still probably wouldnt buy though
>>568578090my goat otl
>>568578109The vodka track jacket looks to be the only good choice
>new wedding cafe art>eye shape is clearly either from BA or Hoyo gamesNOOOOOOOOOOOOOTICING
I bet Helios has eaten tons of dubai chocolate, the real kind not the fake one
>>568577773Loves Only You
>>568578109I'd buy a cap but my head is big
>>568577773Me.
>>568578085Why doesn't she prefer big white cock? I am heartbroken
>>568578035The other kommen I'll go to Germany and Dokomi one day...
>>568576736no, he uses AI to either change his voice or read from his scripts. Because the voice is female, anons assume he's a tranny. The more likely reason is that men are more positive towards female voices than men, so it's a marketing ploy.
>>568578506Oh... I see
>>568578109
>>568578109who even likes Vodka bro, even Red Desire being her fan feels forced as fuck
>>568578085She just likes Dubai chocolate
>>568578558This is based
>>568578085WHY DOESN'T VIVLOS PREFER BIG WHITE COCK?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!??!?!?!?
>>568576479danchode...
>>568578619Tfw not a cute Japanese girl that can pull off. The look
>>568577850GODDAMNIT
>>568578109I want all the red desire stuff but I'd have to>Jap Proxy>Into US Proxy>Into premium tracked insured shipment because state-run post service keep stealing my shitandidonthaveanymoneykita.jpg
>>568578109Show me the Vodka Hawaiian shirt and I'll consider.
TamaLove Danchou quit...
>>568578714And if she eats a lot of it, she'll become a celeb!
imagine running an illegal uma traffic to rich american movie producers or saudis
>>568578172Dober sex and also Dober sex
>>568578792me when I liemade me open club chat though
>>568578109the previously announced tachyon jacket looked pretty cool, but here maybe that shirt, but the rest is so-so.
Sunday racing mares are the best
>>568576619Cygames is going to target my account and nuke me
>>568578459>>568578739Sorry Chad, but this is real life. The browns get the girl.
>>568578731If I had the youtubing impulse, it's exactly what I'd do, and work my ass off to find a pleasing, natural-sounding female alto, something like CB's voice.
>>568578948
>>568578979Browns with money*
>>568578941McQueen's McManko...
>>568578948>35 euros for a kitadia keychain plushie what kind of jewery is this
>>568578948Ideal Idol Oguri Cap
>>568578459>>568578739she prefers vf's microscopic cock sorry bros
Even though someone will probably snipe it, I'm still going to ask in hopes of reaching a consensus for the OP, since this thread has already wasted a lot of posts on this topic. Should I put umalator in the OP? If yes, which one? Also, are there any other useful sites or tools that (You) use which you'd like to see in the OP? Please don't assume anything or everything will go on the OP.
I want to have sex
>>568578769Why would you need a US Proxy?
>>568578948Oh those are pretty cute, thanks for taking this pic for me. The uma banners being random seems scummy as hell, that'd have been the only thing that I'd be willing to buy
>>568579146>where is the spice holmes?
>>568579146yesdealers choice, bwonyo
>>568579135Licky-chan my beloved
>>568578998I would unironically listen to whatever gaslights a CB tuber told me if they sounded like her
i miss playing uma but hate MANT and it made me quitwhen is the next campaign involving idol songs?
>>568579168I just want love.
>>568578948Is it just me or is none of this appealing
>>568578948oh mein gott die kitasan schwarz pluschfigur
eughhhh
Curren and her trainer do a lot of sponsored trips to dubai but her trainer still doesn't know why, Curren gets invited to fancy parties organized by oil barons while trainer waits at their apartment, and every time she comes back she takes a really long shower before they go to sleep in separate beds
>>568579290You're an intelligent human being then, who doesn't waste their money on cheap crap made for pennies in china and then sold for 2,500x the market value of the actual materials to desperate losers.
>>568572729Wallpaper worthy
>>568579146I think umalator is a decent inclusion even if it might lead to new players using it as gospel which is exactly what you shouldnt do. I wouldnt care which one you pick.Hakuraku might be a decent include for cm datahttps://hakuraku.moe/>>568579274End of July bro, sorry
>>568579358I was never one to buy merch anyway but all of this literally looks like chinese shit. Etsy would have better stuff
>>568579290the little starting gate carrying case for your plushie is cute
>>568578595Yeah really love the thread sometimes
>>568579347why is he speaking in playstation buttons
>>568579180I like consolidating packages in the US before shipping them over, straight from japan to here would probably also be more expensive due to customs but idk, haven't tried that yetYou know any good jap proxies that use DHL/premium tracked stuff?
>>568579423Yeah. I'm all for some very rare, SELECT quality merchandise, purchased with strong discretion, but people will flock to overpriced trash for some reason so that's what they produce.
>>568579480Trying to teach her a combo but she wants none of it.
>>568579480That's just korean
>>568579146I'm pretty sure everyone and that anon's their mothers use umalator anyway. You should just put it. Use moomoo so we wouldn't get as much melty since the other one is from VFcord.
>>568579391Hakuraku falls into the same category of umalator of extremely powerful data that is only as useful as the user, but that’s no fault of its own.
>>5685789481,90m Oguri banner for €200 lmao. Literally just her standing there A-posing
>>568579168ME TOO
>>568579512Goody Japan uses them. If you're fine with ordering shit yourself (or are even allowed to) there's Tenso too. But DHL has gotten absurdly expensive since the tariff bullshit.
>>568578948Manches davon wird mich in meinen Albträumen verfolgen...
>>568579530Yeah, the first time I was actually feeling pressure to buy something was that ayabe figure that just came out but I'm not shelling that much cash out for it. Still looks cool
>>568578769Which state is it? It's really getting bad isn't it
>your trainee hits puberty >she does thiswhat do?
>>568579743>nipple protrusionsLEWD
El is so cute and kind
>>568578948You know at least the artist hall probably has a lot of good uma stuff this year
>>568579816Get a new one, that one is old and haggy.
Game?Hello game?
>cingray inaricool angry shortstack>game inarioppai loliwhy are they so different?
>>568578948Thanks for the pics, Anon. Please tell me they put up an Eishin Flash stand somewhere.
>requests dirt shoes
evens i do a mant runodds prolonged sexual intercourse with a mare until the room stinks
>>568579925Happens on screen transition during new day. Just relaunch
>>568579816Prepare myself for getting raped.
>>568580030Danchou will keep your bed warm for you
>>568579816I'll continue doing it inside
>>568579816if I say no she rapes me, if I say yes I go to jail and get raped by black umas. Guess I'm going with option 1
Look who I found
>>568580186I still have no idea who this is
why is there so much art of fine motion eating ramen on the TL today
Don't forget to do your dailies
>>568580258https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5n-QZjWRA
>>568580258New ramen scenario
Tomorrow....>>568580258new ramen scenario announnced for jp
>>568580258They announced a ramen scenario for JP
Nope, not doing my dailies.
>>568580186Share your result
>>568580258why indeed
>>568580220Girl in /uma/club that posts on reddit
>>568580258ramen
>>568580334Oh, ew yeah blacklist
>>568580258They are obnoxious that’s why
You're rolling for her right?
>>568580334Do girls like ryan?
>>568580281>>568580301>>568580305>>568580318>SLUUUURRRRRPI see>SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPP
>>568580271You can't tell me what to do. You're not even my real stepdad.
>>568578045>unusable outside of sprintwew lad
>>568579816I beg her to take me to Satono Island
>>568580258SLURRRRRRRRRRP
>>568580320no I don't think I will
>>568580396I'm more excited for the clock stim
>just dropped below 200 clocks What do I even do when I run out?
Why are the Spanish translations for Star Blossom so far ahead of the English ones? It's actually kind of funny how much Spanish speakers like umamusume, but I didn't expect them to be able to translate faster and basically keep pace with the JP releases, than English translators.
>>568580396of course, she's my HERO
How much affinity do I lose out on if I have triple crown grandparents but do a triple Tiara parent run?
>>568580396Her kit is mid and the alt is better and just around the corner. I am waiting
Hello!
>>568580551It's okay Teiobwo
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5289620https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5412985
>>568580656Hello SEX
>>568580656Omg! Hi Light Hello!
>>568580654>the alt is betterno cleavage. PASS
>>568580656Puffy Hello
>>568580515It literally gives a new medium gold accel, end closer is the real style that doesn't get any new cardsLiterally the only good specialist card they use is stam golshi and dura
>>568580568That's 100 for each CM we have left, it's not that bad
if only those 7* Groundwork sparks (4 from parents) inspired her...
Are you ready?
>>568580551teiobwo...
>>568580939
>>568580903ready for Lovcen to get exposed as a fraud? yeah
>>568581062I will reply to this post if he wins
>>568580902nice Mile TT
>>568580761Maybe, but a gold medium dirt heal... Thats ass man. The evo skills from it are nice, but they are still chained to medium. Meanwhile her alt gets Innate and Encroaching shadow. I do agree on the outfit tho
Soon
I've been thinking about Maruzensky a lot recently
>>568580609I REALLY want to bury my face there
What's the lore reason for Shakur and Fine to be so gay for each other?
Is the clock stimulus real?
>>568580903DAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHBBBYYYYYYYYYY
>>568581397Shakur is obsessed with 7 cm and Fines girlpenis is 7cm long
>>568580903>Lovcen gate 17Yikes
>>568580903WHO WILL WIN???http://poal.me/l3dikuhttp://poal.me/l3dikuhttp://poal.me/l3diku
>>568581342Same
>>568581342In what way?
>>568581410No.
>>568581410Yes.
get it, auntie
It's interesting how all top contenders for Derby are all by non mainstream sire1. Lovcen: World Premiere2. Realize Sirius: Poetic Flare3. Reichsandler: Siskin>inb4 the low rated kitaling kizunaling and contrailing ruining the fun
stop lusting over adult women you sick fucks
I would greatly appreciate sex with Tannhanser.
Or maybe I should roll for Inari, I dont know!
I think I'm going to pull for Inari One.
hey dacchis, who are you planning on training today? for me, it's her
am I safe for this week?
>>568581915hmmmm... based!
>>568581627Thinkgen of playing some Crash Bandicoot with Maruzen. The Ps1 versions of course.
>>568580903Get the double crown, Lovcen. And then the triple crown. Show Teio how easy it is when you're not a fraud.
>>568581821you'll never stop me
>>568581796>non mainstream sireRealize SIrius has Stay Gold as his grandpa
>>568581627Disgusting dirty thoughts such as cuddling, driving somewhere to watch the sunrise/sunset, cooking for her massaging her legs
>>568581990if I get spooked by digitan though then I'm immediately stopping my pulls and I'll become the happiest man on this earth
Uh oh
>>568582013maruzensky knows where all the secret exits are in crash 2
>>568581983should be. last week was 790k, this week should be around 800k
>>568582140hoeh...
am I the stupidest person ever? This whole time I thought the little "3 Turns!" was how many turns until the OLDEST items in the shop expired.So I'd only ever check if it said "1 Turns" But it turns out that's just the...newest? Items? I guess? As you can see in picrel, in 1 turn, these items would have gone awayI was trying to speed up miserable MANT runs by checking shop when I assumed "1 turn" remained...I've missed out on so many items probablythis is so cursedi hate myself and i hate this game
>>568582140Based Flash being Falco's bro even in WP
>>568582091the digitan I pulled looks a little weird
>>568582090What the fuck, at least marry her first, creep.
>>568581970McQueen for a quick ura failed run.
Ask Edinburgh is criminally under favorited. He was technically a record breaking Satsuki Sho horse, too, you know.
>>568582442I mean...
>>568582090Crazy how there are literally millions of lonely women in the west of this exact age range who would be extremely happy to do that with a nice lad
Post some attractive pictures of umas for once
>>568582716sure bro, got any preferences?
>>568582609Only if you're also pretty wealthy, hot and tall. So /uma/nons are out of the game.
Okay I ran the numbers, I'll pull Inari One. Then I'll have the full gang too
>>568582802じー…
>>568579816>hits pubertybro most of these women are 15 or older
sideboob > sarashi
>>568582821No? Literally not. Have you seen how many single women are out there? Literally streets teeming with 30-45 year old women not in a relationship who want to be in one. Don't listen to the bullshit propraganda r9k and pol feed you, they're lying out of their fucking teeth. You're falling for a psyop.
>>568582385I'll think about it after lunch>>568582609Anytime I talk to a woman even slightly around that range, they treat me like I'm fresh out of highschool and laugh it off.
>>568582894sideboob is nice but cleavage is king
>>568582894armpits are gross>>568583003Then you just aren't applying the right game. You have to find a topic that they want to talk about, and then let them talk. Your opinion doesn't matter. Lead it into continuing with a coffee or something, and the ball will be rolling.
>>568582938Iif they don't look like Maruzensky, I'm not interested!
who is bigger, Marvelous or Inari One?
>>568582828Oguri>thongCreek>oppaiTama>tummyInari>oppai lolimy fuarking heroes...
JARINKO TAMA
>>568580903Bereshit is the unluckiest horse after all.Hoping for a perfect race from Basse Terre and Forte Angelo
>>568582938Sadly, I'm speaking from experience. Even hags are surrounded by men who want in their panties. They have all the choice in the world unless they're landwhales.
Sarashi wraps are only good when accompanished by fundoshi.
>>568583158So you're never going to be interested in any women, since your impossible non-existent ideal doesn't...exist, thus you'll end your 10,000,000 year family line because you couldn't get some cartoon pussy?And even if, even IF, a woman existed that looked like Maruzensky...why the fuck would she go out with you? Looksmatch, bro. You're probably not picking up an 11/10 goddess. >>568583261Then you're fucked, because I've lived in Italy, France, New York and more rural Canada and I've had the same experience everywhere as a totally boring average guy. There are a LOT of lonely and mature women out there. Divorce rates are over 60%. They're SINGLE.
I'm lesbian and ugly with teeth worse than brits there's no hope for me
>>568583003>they treat me like I'm fresh out of highschoolBut are you? Or do you just look like it?
>>568583174Both 87cm
>first playable shortstackoh man I can't wait
>>568582609Nice-looking lad, you mean
> This is a picture of Gold Shichi, capturing the moment when, just as I started thinking that after running alongside this guy for so long, I've come to understand him inside and out~, I spotted him strolling through the streets looking all chummy with some unfamiliar woman, and the expression on his face back then looked totally different from the one he shows me, causing those emotions I'd meant to keep bottled up to balloon out of control and spill over.
>>568583356I guess you just have better game than me. Or you're underselling yourself.
>>568581627I'm not afraid to say it, so I will. I want to FUCK Maruzensky. Dare I say, rape her or even have her rape me. I want to hold hands with her, kiss her, while shes wearing her bikini in public, then rape her tits, and then have her bikini panty covered umanko rape my cock back.
>>568583497Even an ugly guy (unless you're cockeyed or some shit) can make themselves nice looking with proper grooming
>>568583627It could be a region difference or something, but I think you're just not realizing your potential. Maybe something is tripping you up, I don't know.>>568583497That's a very broad definition
maruzensky engages in genesis versus snes discussions
>>568583364all of that can be fixed ‘foid’
>>568583796Genesis was potential console. Snes beats it handedly.
>>568583796Old scenarios would be URA and Aoharu, right? GL and MANT are still fairly new scenarios...
I lost 5 pounds last two weeks but now I gained them back
I just wanted to fuck Maruzensky and suck on her nipples
>>568583724Not true. Your base level of appearance is all that matters in this world and, short of minor surgery, cannot be corrected in a way that would be constructive
>>568583356>So you're never going to be interested in any women, since your impossible non-existent ideal doesn't...exist, thus you'll end your 10,000,000 year family line because you couldn't get some cartoon pussy?And even if, even IF, a woman existed that looked like Maruzensky...why the fuck would she go out with you? Looksmatch, bro. You're probably not picking up an 11/10 goddess.Yeah tell me something I don't know! I am not upset nor demanding about it I am simply honest!
>>568584229Simply STUPID, you mean! Stupid idiot dumb retard idiot aho baka idiot.
>>568584040Nice bulk
Not gonna fall for the ningen propaganda.
>>568584040Bro that's probably water weight I think you didn't lose anything in the first place
>>568584056Same
which uma is the most woman
cm14 status?
i have 57k carats and am ready to pull for inari one
I'm tired of MANTThats all
>>568583796SNES is best retro don't @ me don't >> me
>>568584418*rapes you*
>>568584147This. Short men are already playing on hard mode by default.
Here you go /uma/-a little cafe for you
>>568583796SNES kinda raped the genesis unless you were a normalfag that liked sports games
>>568584418stop avatarfagging
beeg
>>568584449You play JP don't you, or was that also a larp. Just don't play it retard
>>568584418Got good stats last ace run but no Mile S, SSRs and even an SR didn't finish its chain. Still going to club seals in Group B.
>>568584449We all are, lil' bro, we all are...>>568584540Thanks bwo
>>568584551holy buhi
>>568584602speak for yourself, mant is fun
>>568584551so this...is the power...of whaling...
>>568584451@Anon atomroflmao that's not a very 1337 opinion, chobo. Gosu gamers love both equally.
>>568584681how is that buhiI swear this is a falseflag by the real piggers
>>568584336Correct. Yis, Yeah!
>>568584681>>568584725>what is borrowing
>>568584892>running that many SSR'sBUUUHIIIIIIIIIpost deck NOW
>>568584451I just noticed that her car kinda looks like one of the cars from those Top Gear games.
>if you have more than one MLB SSR then you are BUHI
>>568584853>>5685848923 SSRs at worst is buhi territory for meyes I'm a poorfag and a lucklet
>>568584985poor people problems I guess>>568585042this guy admits to it so props
MLB kitasan and creek is baseline
>>568584418Three SS fronts all with mile S. Still lose to Goldship.
>>568584985By now everyone should have at least 4 MLB SSRs
>there are people who haven't MLB'd 3-4 SSRs yetSTOP UMAROLLING
>>568584985>he had 4 and possibly more of the most meta SSR'spig whale whale pig>>568585129>>568585115I play the game for fun and I roll for cute UMAs
>>568585042what if one of my MLB SSrs is Dia stam that I got from 400 pulls on the first Kita bannerGot 2lb Kita from that btw and wanted to kill myself
>>568585169I used my crystals to ML Kitasan because fuck me
Other Ayabe poster is suspicious
I need Transcend GF
>>568585231My bro sure is cute
>>568584782I love bomberman.......
EVEN JUST ONE MLB SSR MAKES YOU A PIG
>>568585335Hey
>>568582802Chibi
>>568585380>>568585335
>>568585464Stay back, demon.
>>568585420Based.
>>568585169Please tell me you MLB's Kita by now...
>>568585451casualfaggots are funny
bread!bread?
Before I head to bed, here is my final message;7 and I rape the next bread maker
>>568585686I assume this anon is preparing a bread >>568579146
>>568585464DONT YOU DARE POSTING IT
>>568585335She needs YOU
>>568579272goddamn CB propagandaIT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>568585635Oh yeah I pulled 200 times on the rerun and got a copy from the banner+pity. Was painful for a long ass time though. On the flipside I managed to luckshit myself mlb FineMo without ever rolling on her banner and just getting copies from the Kita pulls and investing the free tickets+paid one during first anni. It all balances out in the end
>>568585959Kikuka Sho
took me over 1k hours, but I've had my first Uma Musume dream. And oh my god it was not what I expected, it was even better. Pure domestic bliss. I love Grass Wonder now
>>568585959I can hear it
>>568586038>>568586038>>568586038
>>568585617inu musume
Sorry for the early bake>>568586114>>568586114>>568586114Moved up and fixed the webstore linkTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/to go along with Link your account to Cygames iDAdded Race Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Race Simulatorhttps://umalator.appChanged New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" released to announced Preemptively added Inari One, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaChanged A basic guide to Starting guidePicked umalator.app because the link is shorter. Decided all of these by myself, so if there's something you don't like, just vent your anger at me instead of everyone in the thread.Also, OP-kun. Don't mind what everyone said that much.
>>568586040>Grass Wonder dream infiltrationI didnt realize she was capable of that. Umas sure are scary....
>>568586084>>568586128RETARDS
>>568585917That's nice. I got fucked with 2LB Kitasan in 600 pulls on rerun but was balanced with MLB Riko and Fuku, not exactly long lasting cards but it made the scenarios more fun for me
>>568586128You got sniped. Using yours if it stays up
>>568586145Uma attack!
>>568586128This one
>>568585617ShiroKuro! God, I wish I got to play it... I am hoping for a power bomberman update soon at least been a year or 3 now since the last one. If it does I'm so gonna force people to play with me.
>>568579146for umalator, I'd use umalator.app, the other one looks dead, hasn't been updated in a whileHakaraku would be a good addition for CM datadeleting the obsolete rentry guide and including uma.guide would be a positive change but it would cause an autistic melty, so don't do that
>>568585959I wanna smooch this dahby uma
Well what now
>>568586235It's alright. Other baker can just update it to this if they want
>>568586084>>568586128
>>568586128Using this. Thank you for your work. Hope janny will let it stay.
>>568586437Whichever is fine desu. They're still both updated bake
>>568586437We die!
>>568586348Powerbomberman really is based. Even the single player mode is great since the AI doesn't fall for the usual "powerup in a dead end" trap.
>>568584724another shitty umama opinion
>>568586798It's one of the best bomberman games I've played. Truly a fangame made with lots of love and fine crafting. If it had a co-op campaign it'd be pretty much the best one. It's such a joy to play...
>>568586373Yeppers. I retained and changed the rentry to 'Starting Guide.' I read it, and it's more of a starting guide than a basic guide. I removed uma.guide and changed it to the planner, since that's what it's mostly used for.
>>568587151had to wait until everyone moved huh
>>568590451hey
