>Latest Nightreign patch noteshttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-nightreign-patch-notes-version-1032>Small guide for players who are coming back to the game and want to queue DoN, suggestions welcomehttps://rentry.org/d5guide>How to host 6 player lobbies with seamless coophttps://files.catbox.moe/we1zur.png>Nightreign MoreMapVariation+SoTEWeapon mod guidehttps://rentry.co/ergMMVW>Nightlord resistances chart (w/ DLC)https://files.catbox.moe/4pvan9.jpg>The main information document for Elden Ringhttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character Plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive Maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-betweenhttps://nightreign-seed-finder.com/map-selection>Miscellaneous Nightreign Datahttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4>Group/Multiplayer PasswordergTouch Bloodstain: >>568480851
oi
Husband
Duskbloods won
>Quicksilver mace can pancake ED balancersNeat
>>568570956will tarnished edition come with a second dlc or is it just a nothingburger?
im about to completely btfo elden ring's dog shit lore by using logic. so pay attention.>godfrey and marika had children. radagon and marika had children. rennala and radagon (marika) had children.if this be so, lord/god marriage, like a conventional marriage, involves mating.if this be so, the lord/god "marriage" between miquella and radahn also involves mating.>mating is only possible between male and female. marriage is between male and female. "consort" means husband or wife.>marika, a god, is capable of shapeshifting from female to male.>to marry rennala, marika purposely shapeshifts from female to male and adopts a different identity.if this be so, miquella, a god, likewise is able to adopt a female identity for the purpose of marrying radahn.if this be so, then there is no discernable reason, other than forced gay anal sex, for why miquella is still miquella after marrying radahn.the lore of elden ring is therefore nonsensical and gayass pandering and therefore dog shit.
>>568572451>story about a homosexual who could just start a family but chooses to manipulate his surroundings and fuck with his brother instead so you, the Chosen Undead, have to go cut his head off >panderingHuh
He is so raped
>>568572451radagon/marika and miquella/trina are separate people representing 2 aspects of the same god not shapeshifters holy fuck you people are dense
oh shit here we go again...
>>568572887Don't do this to xher...
anyone playing bloodborne on emulator?
>>568573013no, radagon and marika are not separate. the radagon boss fight cut scene clearly shows marika transforming into radagon.and if marika is able to shapeshift into a male form for the purpose of marrying rennala then miquella is likewise able to shapeshift into a female for the purpose of marrying radahn.but that doesnt happen because apparently they make miquella and radahn homos just for the sake of making them homos.
>>568572887What is the point in not cooperating with your teammates? It's only going to make them block you, leaving you alone in matchmaking for hours with no one to play with.
>>568573319Tell xher to not AFK because their crits were stolen
dead game dead gennie
Dont reply to your own posts
is tomorrow the last day they would have to update steamdb if an actual shadowdrop is happening on saturday?
>>568571219Nostalgic picture
>>568574119>stolenNo such thing.
>>568574829You vill get an infographic on twitter and you vill like it
Sex with sludge
>>568574930>reduced rune acquisition on a guard counters guardianguaranteed night 2 at lvl 11
>>568576156Hi shifty
>>568576156good image>>568576261no me
>>568576156>>568576360Cute exewives
>>568576320*not
>>568572451Didn't read all that but I'm taking your picrel for my Miqqy folder(391 images currently)
>>568573476too big of a hassle for me i just watched a 100% playthrough on youtube instead bloodborne on pc fucking when???
>>568576495said no one ever brown homo
good morning erg!!
>>568576970oi snake
>>568576970Hi sludge
>>568576719u gay?
>>568576970You aren't the original Rya good morning poster, are you?
>>568576970good morning retard
>>568576320good morning saar
>>568577147Arriving at churches and forts first so I can hoard all the keys
>>568572451>>568573319>>568572887Just as trvky as the first time good stuff>>568576719Good taste
>>568577570I'll make sure to go wylder then so I can beat you to it, no one comes between me and my gaols
>>568577430why would anyone else in their right mind want to do this? but I like saying good morning to you guys since 2023!>>568577159I'm not sludge >>568577147>>568577463
>>568576727>>568576558>>568576360>>568571338Good images more like them please
>>568578080Do you play elden ring nightreign
>>568578074play with us retard
>>568578080
>>568571219Oldschool bullshot looking soul image.
>>568578526dolls are so cute brosI'm gonna kiss shifty next time I play with her
>>568578246no I'm too awful! I don't want to ruin any anon's mornings with a bad moment of my panicking, maybe when my win streak is 30 instead of just 3
>>568578723lardcake said the same thing and xhe's 9999 nowjust do it
>>568578703>I'm gonna kiss shifty next time I play with her>her
i will q in 5m inutes
>>568578703You don't even play this game let alone with us
why are 80% of people on the pw so rude and stupid and cocky and cynical
>>568573605It doesn't happen because Miquella literally separated St Trina from himself. Marika can do the same with Radagon which is why Radagon was in Liurnia while Marika dealt with the Fire Giants
>>568579878>why are 4chan users stupid cocky and cynicalGolly gee anon I wonder why
people call him John Nightreign but Wylder is more like John Fromsoft
>>568579878>>568580329Shut up trishjeeta no one likes you
>>568579878all the insane gossipping here made me go back to randoms
>>568580214>Radagon was in Liurnia while Marika dealt with the Fire Giantssource?
>>568579878I think a big problem here is that if you die or wipe even once you're forever branded as a F tier clueless shitter. Oh you didn't no hit dancing lion or ED balancers with just a white weapon? F TIER!!! It's so annoying.
>>568579878erg girls are very catty and bitchy
>>568581149Shut the fuck up you delusional retard
erg girls are black
CREASY YOU ARE IN A GAME WAKE UP, STOP WATCHING YOUR CHINK DANCE VIDEOS
>>568580991Dancing Lion is an ez boss doebeit.If you down to the gank nightlords people wont complain too much just don’t down to easy lords like Adel, Maris, Fulghor, etc.
>>568581240black girls on the internet don't count as women
>>568581324neither do erg girls
>>568581319You can tell trashtinx wrote that kek
>>568580991The guy who makes the tier list doesn't even play the game he just shitposts
>>568580641I'm not even talking about the insane off topic gossiping, most of the PW players are fucking pricks anyway
If they added a true one shot mode would erg mode to it or still play D5
>>568581431that's just your opinion but what I posted has been an unchangeable truth about the true nature of the internet for all its decades
gg eggs for breakfast
ggpost
>>568582049gg>lvl 14 with no libra invasionhuh?
I just assume everyone I play with is literally the nightfarer they picked, it makes the game really enjoyable and makes /erg/ way cuter to read too
>just stole cuckcuck's teammates fuck yes
>>568576970>>568578074>IMG_original ryaposter wasnt a phoneposter, you are an imposter and a sussy baka
>>568582221what about the ones who play many nightfarers?
>>568578938maybe if someday the thread has a competition arc trying to find the absolute worst player, then it will be my true moment, to shine!
>>568582192i'm so used to being 15 for night 2 that i forget sometimes
>>568582326It's more like the same nightfarers having mood swings
ggfish a respectable amount of gaols that run
>>568582312I am posting from a phone still! I upgraded some time ago and new iOS changed the naming formatting, I noticed too! I remmeber when it had a longer sequence of digits and I would add random ones here and there to break people's filters for fun, it was funny sometimes
>>568582640dude it's not funny just understand nobody likes doing that shit lolField bosses are more fun adn better
>>568581240Hot>>568578982Don’t post my wife in this shithole
>>568581991>Die to random soldier crossbow>Die to a tick of a troll pot's fire>Swamp invaders are now basically impossible>Regular Caligo powers up, you die instantly to the first tick of dmg>Regular Caligo ice crystal touches, you die instantly>Caligo dive bombs, you die instantly>You win the random lightning bolt award on Dancing Lion, team wipes>Guardian is now mandatory for Balancers to use his ult to survive Mohg's Nihil otherwise it's a team wipe>ED Balancer screams now instant kill you>Every Dreglord roar that isn't dodged or blocked wipes the team because it does 1 dmg>Dreglord zombies exploding into fire wipes melee teamsSounds like cancer
>>568582640cute fish gaming! I had my ed build on ready to go, it seems to hold up just fine with normal and during the day too.
>>568571219Returning 2023 sp/erg/ here, redpill me on Nightreign please>How does progression work>Whats the endgame like>Is it fun
>>568582992falseflag
you glowI shine
>>568583108Nuh uh
>>568582476Rya my cute beloved…>>568582694Yeah it sucks they changed the file format some 3~ years ago but apparently you can edit or change it if you take them from apps
patch tomorrow!
>>568582836Don't forget everything related to Fulghor's holy spear move.
i wish i could play nightrein 'farers in basegame eldie ring....
>>568582992>ProgressionAs you win games you earn ingame currency called Murk, use this to buy cosmetics and something called Relics. You also earn Relics for winning gamesEvery character can equip relics onto a chalice, 3 relics at first but you get 6 relics when playing the ranked mode Depth of NightRelics are things like *start with chilling mist* *increased health regen* *7% more dmg for each night invader you kill* and so on, there's a massive amount of them. Max relics you can hold is 1950 but it'll take a while to reach thatYou start with just 1 Nightlord to fight, you do 28 minutes of running around the map killing enemies defeating bosses then fight a big boss. It goes 14 - boss - 14 - boss - big boss , kill the first Nightlord and it unlocks more, kill 4 more then the final boss unlocks. Killing him unlocks ranked mode.>EndgameRanked Mode with 5 ranks. 1 - 5 with 5 being the hardest. You have 3 more relic slots and new Deep Relics now.You earn points for winning and lose points for losing/leaving game, losing on the day 1 or day 2 you lose significantly more points. You need a 75% winrate to climb Depth 5.Mohg and Artorias will fuck you up.For character rankings it goes from best to worst Duchess - Revenant (beast claw start) - Ironeye - Wylder - Raider - Recluse - Revenant - Undertaker - Guardian - ScholarScholar last because he's the hardest character to play by far and is mostly support and support random players who can't tie their own shoelaces doesn't end well.>Is it funExtremely, if you enjoy ER combat you will get addicted
>>568583478meli meli...
>>568583798That's true, even interrupted the tiny shitter spears can just randomly end you
>>568583973Are all relics unique and you slowly collect them until you one day hit 1950/1950 or are they loot with randomly generated combo of .jpg sprites and stats?>SpoilerI'm trusting you, anon
>>568583548it's true at least on iphone, you can save an image on Files rather than on your camera roll, and then there you can rename the file to whatever you want, but no reason to bother most of the time
>>568584110Those were good times
>>568581319>Dancing Lion is an ez bossNo, he's fucking not. He has so much AOE cancer that one shot you and he'll input read all your attacks. Plus the camera is literally working against you in that fight. Alot of bosses like these are impossible to fight normally when all their attacks one shot you.
>>568584356>UniqueYes and No.Relics come in colours, Red/Blue/Green/Yellow You put them into chalices, chalices have different combos of slots, like Ironeye has one with yellow/red/blueEvery character has a story called a Remembrance, as you complete the remembrance you unlock a special chalice that had a white spot, you can put any colour relic in a white slot.Completing the Remembrances will also grant you Remembrace relics, many of them are basically useless but some are extremely useful for the character. Scholar, Undertaker, Guardian, Wylder and Recluse have very strong remembrance relics that will be better than most things you find for a long time, or short time if rng is in your favour.Defeating a nightlord grants you a boss Relic, there are enhanced version of the bosses called Everdarks, defeating Everdark versions of the bosses grant different version of their boss Relic and many of them are very powerfulPic-related is an example, the first relic is the Everdark Maris relic, the second relic is a completely random relic and the third relic is one you can just buy in the shop directly for in game currency instead of using the gachaRandom relics have 1/2/3 effects on them and the effects are random but restricted. The slot 2 relic in the picture, it comes with Hoarfrost stomp so it cannot also have another skill change. It has a character effect you can't have more than 1 (some remembrance relics have 2) You cannot have a combo of say, Night Invaders and increased Physical damage on the same relic only 1 or the other.This spreadsheet has a lot of information about what relic effects are which is useful because From are vague as fuck as always. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1meXOw4jR1hh7YXVMeijWwSDIXnCw6Tk4hTZPq2qvyK4/htmlview?gid=230477424#gid=754182815
oi>>568571338
>>568585509why is miqqy a doll here
>>568585674he's being drawn as revenantlook at the harp + summons in the back
>>568585745>he's being drawn as revenantand what is the point of that exactly, in your own words
kek
>>568585849fun
poison/rot and no flaks fuck off
I haet LLTBT on normal balancers, there's at least 3 on you all the time so you can't even swing cuz frametraps and just gotta wait like a cuck for the person with it to come and clean up
>>568585946can i post our deaths, i think it's funny
>>568586021sorry about that but my damage was worth it, I was able to two-shot themI got pink aggro in the end tho and I think I managed well enough, ggs
>>568586021normie balancer lltbt is just one guy running in circles while the other two beat them off
>>568585946>>568585853what did you wipe to
>>568586280No it's okay you did good just gay I wanna swing...
>>568586349one of the 4 heavenly streak breakers
>>568586280STICKWHY ARE YOU A STICKSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
>>568585853>>568585946What has had happened
>>568586137No
>>568586137u can post my deaths bb
>>568586137post ityou're not gonna lose any izzat nobody thinks the PW players are good anyway
>>568584580
gg unavoidable stomp
>>568586858PW players > (you)
shifty did you block me haven't seen you in a while
>>568586880I can only wonder why the type Bs always behave like this
gg night fallen
>>568587003gg horse! Thank you both for dropping me two armament buffs <3 I was twerking on them extra hard that game.
>>568586880good times
>>568587072are you chinese? if no then probably not
>>568587231basednuke china
>>568582265you will never know this, trash
>>568587231Hmm :(
>>568587318why is ccrap? like this?I've never even played with her
>>568587318YWNBAW
>>568587318why is cc so rude...
>>568587584>You Will Never Bed A Wylder...That's the meanest thing I've ever heard here
>>568587706when you have that effect on many different people who are otherwise nice maybe you yourself just are a serious problem to everyone around you
>>568587318>>568579878
cc is so cool and awesome we should all strife to be like her
@grok I need an infographic that explains who hates who and for what reasons ITT
>>568587318You completely blew his jeet ass out. Well done.
>>568587832To be honest it's always the same weird schizos like viteazu cc and idk
>>568587890stride*
>>568580991branded by people who spend 16 hours a day inhabitting this shithole like subhumans and making their entire life mantra being miserable to other people, maybe. you shouldn't care about those people. you can never win the war of attrition vs schizo NEET's with infinite free time.
>>568587706xhe is a mentally ill NEET that plays every day till 5am please understand
I'm so lame and cringe and weird and raped you should all block me...
So lame and cool
>>568588407So blocked...
I’m super excited for the devil knight tier list dropping tomorrow. I hope he puts me in A tier.
>>568589324don't announce your threadshitting in advance deviljeet
>>568587970
>>568589627Terr...
>>568588407we know terr it’s taken care of already
My favorite nightfarer is Guardian, my name is Sakjeetsham Arunvijay Kumar
>>568589845wtf don't dox zorfat like that
>>568589910Trish that doesn't work when he streams his pale ginger face every day
>>568587907I gave Gemini (bigger context window) 10ish of the latest /erg/ threads to parse from and to create a drama map. Here you go.
>>568586880>>568587112>>568587162>type b posting in 2026
>>568590310i kinda wanna see what it'd say if you fed it half a year's worth of threads
>>568590310
>>568590310The liberal use of dmc characters because of trish is pretty funny
>>568590310Practice honestly doesn’t have high skill. He just has extreme autism and will play the same overpowered build while seed checking 3000 games in a row. It’s like praising a beast or halo slopper as “skilful” for winning nonstop
>>568590310>this is the kind of fan that trash hasthat is the kind of embarrassment that forever stains you down to your very soul for all time
>>568590310@gemini shifty is a route griefer and trish an underage bpd groomer
>>568590635trish you don't play with him why are you trying to describe how he plays
>>568590310beautiful
>>568590310this kind of circlejerk garbage and being AI slop additionally is a true low point for the general
>>568590537inaccurate, terr is darker with less masculine features.
>>568590310Dont let zorban see this his ego shouldn't grow
>>568590310HYAHAHAHAHA
>>568590310Slop. Try again in ms paint.
We need the full list of trish blockers to assess xher blockedness
>>568580641Are you having fun with randos? This sounds better than erg at this point. Faster matches and no need to use the thread any more
>>568590310Ok maybe AI isn't so bad.
>>568590853He plays character with an ult that can revive 3 bars easily and maxes out the hp and seed checks for perfect routing every single game.
gg libra we got our daily double reclussy in
>>568590310no 'zuk or poopaerg has fallen
>>568591456Yes it is. That isn't how a relationship tree looks like. Most of them have one node and nothing else. It's slop for sloppites
gg that was some classic from bs I wasn't anywhere near the sigil and still got me through full HP negation and everything>>568590310I've ended everyone's streak at some point thoughbeit, practice blocked me because he has his head so far up his arse that thinks he can't be argued against unless you have 5k hours ingame
This is a discord server disguised as a 4chan general
>>568591750Sometimes the sigils spawn on a slight mound that obscures the borders of the circle, fucking bullshit fr lol
>>568591754thats like half 4chan generals
>>568591750You paid the slop toll
>>568591750We all know he's a retard only ccuck defends him lol. Everytime he posts it's some cocky autism bullshit like when he lost with ying and he was like "I'm not gonna carry you anymore..."
>>568591432It's pretty fun, I like it. You get cheaters once in a while but they're usually terrible so it evens out.
>>568590537moderately iconic even if slop
>>568591750you're br*t*sh?
>>568590537@terris this accurate
>>568591432That's a bit optimistic, most randos are unplayable chinese, cheaters or just boring. The PW also has a lot of specimens. I just wish they removed china from matchmaking in every game lmao, they're a global issue
>>568591670you are falling for retard bait anon kun
>>568591994yeah I was running dormant katanas and still got 2 red haloslop tools, glad I kept one because it was ED libra with 2 recluses and no LLTBT on sight>>568592343I'm ESL but learnt british english growing up
I hope you are having a nice day /erg/
>>568591306I'll tell you if you ask nicely
>>568590976Very true>>568591608Don’t namedrop your boyfriends
@385ai thinks im throwing melties because browns say i throw melties so fact check = false
>>568591750you haven't ended any of my streaks
>>568593297didn't you throw a melty with cc and PointToSky just yesterday?
define melty
whew that was rough
>>568593494He's a brownjeet so he can't help being a compulsive liar.
>>568593563i am in a work meeting :)
>>568593563how rough can it be if devil still has 6th sense
they don't even post here anymore 608
>>568593562griefing, afking the nightlord, rage quitting, etc.
Why will someone tell terr this not properly replying thing isn’t funny
I’m thinking about proposing to my girlfriend
>>568590310why am i a slime with a halo>>568593683day 1 invader town wipe
>>568593563I'm not playing well today but something is up with my new keyboard turning on and off again, it's affecting my PS5 controller inputs somehow. It was happening in the previous match as well. Looks like it's going back and I'll get another one...>>568593683The whole match was rough due to the above and well, someone 50bar'd.
i dont do 1 and 3, 2 when theres a troon scytherletting the l2 spammer solo the nightlord isn't throwing a melty, the 10 samefag replies to the post showing it is, however
>Patch notes: added rape mechanics to ELDEN RING: NIGHTREIGNWoah..
Belan........
>>568594067you're green angeling from ragnarok
Even though you've rage afk'd multiple times you brown retard get a grip
>>568594373>Belan backwards = Naleb = CalebIt hasn't been funny since you started this gimmick months ago, grow up
>>568594067you'd rather be one of the girls? i'd rather be a cool RO mob
Sorry augur is rly lame let's do smth else >>568594487What the fuck are you on about leave belan alone
>>568594557Yeah because you or you guys(plural) just happen to keep posting Caleb on /erg/ one of the few threads on /vg/ that I browse regularly? Again, grow up
>>568594742He's onto us guys caleb it up
>>568594278How is it any different than you doing 90% of the bosses hp with a crit. I also don’t think daddy hubby runs balancers
>>568590537>arab rapist phenotype accurate
>>568594398oh huh>>568594547I wouldn't know, i've never played ragnarok
>>568592465>play on the pw>OMG DOGSHIT DOGSHIT NO SIXTH SENSE NIGHTMARE TEAMMATE WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE THE SCRUNGLY SWORD ISNTEAD OF THE BINKUS DAGGER OMGGG DOGSHITN IGHTMARE LOBBY MUH REPUTATION>700/posts per thread about trish, devil, yamato, terr, creasy, nazuko, other misc namefags, dsg, pontiffs fc, indians, trannies, and discord conspiraciesmeanwhile on randos I just get the occasional salt comment i can point and laugh at and thats it. it's time to admit that china mogs erg
>>568593981Being a passive-aggressive brown troon is just part of xher shtick
>>568595543Psn > China
>>568595543You literally had a melty over someone doing evergaols. You’re such a massive idiot
>play on the pw>gg cold dog>smooth runs with back to back requeueskino
>>568595787That's because you don't read the thread like me
>>568595787Shut up cc no one likes you stupid racist bitch
is the mexitroon honestly trying to paint themselves as not one of the main reasons not to use the password
>>568595787wow do you look like that cc
>>568596084>see's normal person enjoying video games>thinks of transgendered folk
>>568596250This is literally a troon though
normal people don't post their ERP goon sessions publicly on a swedish surströmming enthusiasts forum
>>568596364No?
>nazuko
>>568595787you're going to cause another trish melty at this rate>>568595838i like cc
>>568595787Sorry about that previous run, but everything conspired against us.>map info hidden>you playing rev for some reason (double dipping is fine if your main is top 3)>lightning rev seems MUCH weaker than beastslop rev>me not paying attention to poison/rot curse buildup on passives>those sanguine noble faggots don't get hookshot toward me despite being scrawnier than Banished Knights, causing me to drag myself into attacks and blood pools, costing me to lose full HP>only 3 flasks iirc?>Libra wasn't selling the blood crystal tear despite it being Mohg (for me)And finally, my new kb is interfering with other usb/bluetooth devices i.e my PS5 controller, causing sluggish play on and off at times...
>>568595543uh oh troonish meltdown
>>568596462Yes?>>568134316>>568133589
>>568595838>racism le badGood job outing yourself as a brown leftist (but we knew that already)
>>568596578Lightning rev is stronger than beast slop but more fp demanding retard
>>568596578yeah i wasn't sure if i should go melee or dps and i wanted to see how good lightning rev was for balancers i died when mohg flick shotted me when you died but nothing can be done about that, it's weaker than beast slop but lightning rev is plenty fine although we didn't have much dps for some reasonthe libra didn't sell me a flask and it wasn't in his talisman drop either so maybe it's a bug but i was forced to ult the nihil
>>568597109>Lightning rev is stronger than beast slop bKEKKKKKKKKK HAHAHAHAHA KEKKK KAHALMAFOJMAOFM
if libra doesnt sell the physick you can kill him and get it that way
We’re all going to be playing ED heolstor and having fun and doing lots of runs and all the old players will come back and 3 bar and I’ll 3 bar and we’ll all laugh and have lots of fun and do lots of evergaols
>>568590310i hate shifty doe
>>568597289
>>568596883You immediately exposed the lying troon, well done.
>>568597347when are you getting an erg boyfriend?
>>568597398Libra conspiring to help his fellow (((Demonfolxkin))) I see
>>568597398weird hes always dropped it for me, surely itll be fixed in the anniversary patch
elden ring ruined katanas and im tired of pretending it didnt.how retarded of a design choice is that, to remove the unsheathe parry.
>start queuing 3/3 to 1/3 straight away>wait 40 minutes>3/3 to 1/3Players waiting should be prioritised
>>568598898It also ruined straight swords and spears and turned them into dual-wieldslop
gg sorry saksham that first crit stolen was muscle memory and the second idk wtf happened
why can't heolster be afflicted with madness
>>568598898>other player is better>haha I landed my parry and ohko youGay mechanic
>>568599047It ruined every weapon because now every single non-unique is a generic stat stick with a generic moveset you slap whatever scaling and ash of war onto.
>>568599002i'll queue up
didnt have a single damage passive anyway>>568594983thats cherry picked 'ebms where i have a god run with a full inventory of crit passives and a seppuku weapon, 99% of the runs dont go that way
>trash apologizing to a rage afk'er because xhe doesn't want more people to block xher
>>568595543That's not my post but kino agnes tasteWell done you triggered the schizo threadjeets
we the TheBlocked need to stick together.....
us D-tiers need our own pass so the good players can't make fun of us who's with me
>>568596578>>568597221They’re about the same for me
>>568599520>>568599531So true xisters... Maybe it's time to bring back niggerg?
>>568595657You call this doing evergaols? this is just griefing, why couldn't he come play with us, he can play solo for that
>>568599709uohh elf
Shut up reterrd>>568599709Good evergaoling
>>568599060Don't apologize to terrtroon retard
>>568599610Your webm shows the lightning bolt doing less dmg while costing more FP and having a smaller hitbox and no low-profile potential. I also said "seems" as I'm not an expert on Rev. You can just use the menu to teleport to the 'relic rites' menu to switch more quickly by the way.
>>568599458>damage controlit's fine to have meltdowns cutie just post your feet
>>56859578790% of your runs are with praccuck tho, p boring
>>568599458>calling other people jeets when you're actually brown
>>568599987kys mushcuckjeet
>>568600487troonish is a 30 year old argentinian fatso dont be a faggot
>>568597030>>568593981>>568593494>>568593601>>568594440>>568595043>>568595593>>568597030>>568596883You BTFO’d that obnoxious faggot tourist threadshitter nicely done hold this W for making the thread a little more tolerable king
regular goat how dull although i did get a bit too silly with vykes there
>>568600631I laughed when I saw someone calling zorban zorbjeet even though he streams with cam
>>5686004721. I like running and hearing revs feet slapping sounds and breaking chairs2. That anon already mentioned that 3. Lightning has type advantage on some enemies 4. You still made a wrong statement 5. You need to respect me6. I am the 4th strongest revvy on the password7. I don’t like playing revvy8. Don’t reply to me in that tone again
>>568601195YWNBAW
>>568601195least retarded jeet merchant post
>>568601195>>568601279erg girls?
>>568600984Terr, you're the least funny lolcow. At least creasy is funny.
>>568601107that’s smeejeeta being a jealous trooner projecting the fact that’s what he is (doesn’t even talk on mic or use cam because he knows this)
>>568600984My post wasn't about terr though did you even follow the reply chain
>>568596578Lightning rev isn't that much weaker than beast slop and even is better in some specific aspects, but bestial claw its just all pros and no cons
>>568601279sexo
>>568601195>4th strongest revvywhats the rev tierlist? theres not many active revsShiftyccCupcakeRemanceRevenant Loverthose are all the ones i've seen lately
>>568601195Most nightlords are weak to slash damage. Most nightlords resist lightning.
>>568596578Did you lose?
>>568602208I remember Gremlin rev, she was cool...
>>568602328>Most nightlords are weak to slash damageNo not really, only the moths and augur are notably weak to slash and they fly around alotOnly adel and caligo are significantly strong against lightning
dlc teaser tomorrow
>>568603464*teases u*
what made him spam the tail attack
>>568601195>1.Weird pedo admission.>2. I also said it and more because it's true.>3.Not really for Balancers? They resist lightning more than slash/phys>4.I exaggerated, which is where I went wrong, but ultimately, beastslop > lightning, especially for the Nightlord at hand. You were also wrong in saying "they are about the same" (clearly, the other revs don't agree with you).>5.I don't respect uppity queue dodgers, sorry. >6. woah>7.Didn't ask>8.kys fag>>568601619Thought so, I made the mistake of saying "MUCH" weaker when in general it's weaker.
ok
>cc has shit takeswhat's new
gg cold dogstop fucking running away aiieeee>>568603790same happened to me, NR servers wcyd
>>568603790Welcome to the TheBlocked club!
>dodging caligosus
failed to enter multiplayer 2 times in a row
>>568603887sorry i missed when i made a take can you point me towards it
>>568603010Looks like a lot more red in the lightning column than the in the slash column to me. Slash is an amazing catch-all damage type that no enemy is (NL or fieldboss) is significantly resistant to. Lightning has at least three major fieldbosses that have ~50% resistance (that I can think of, probably more). Lightning spear is no where near the same tier of slop as beastclaw.
>>568603949>>568603790TheRaped*
i am taking so much damage with beloved stardust and magic scorpion
>>568601195Beautiful queen merchant post
>>568604127sludgejeetasisters... the narrative...
>>568604239press spacebar to roll (this gives you invulnerability)
>>568599379>>568596661>>568596364>>568596084>>568595787erg seethin
>>568600487nyot me and i've been in back to back runs
I'm going to start blocking anyone who plays with Terr.
>>568605193Same. People who tolerate cheaters are as bad as the cheaters themselves.
>i need others also hating my idol of obsession to feel validated in my reasoning
gg aggressive doggies! Triple caker does it again! Trish puts in work on caker while I try not to die. I kept walking into the lines and needing to sip lol. For these ornamental swords, it is two armaments buff them right?
>>568605360>>568605193As much as a brown faggot xhe is you both don't play the game
>>568605568Meaningless accusation
>>568605531gg sisters, triple meele for dog might've not been our brightest idea but we roll with itAnd yes two armamnts benefits both paired weapons and powerstances
>>568601195Grotesque troon merchjeet post
>>568605531I wanna see emem make it clap
>>568601195Fantastic female mercharyan post
>>568605691Oh it was not smart at all, but you know what, I wanted to prove to myself I could do it and we did! Bad bitches get it done.
>>568604353i was charging my mist
>>568605991Same I like to prove myself too like when I job to a boss on X character then I want revenge..
I did that one tech by pure misinput
>>568606374Why the hell does your webm look like that
>>568601195Sludge is so catty and slutty...
>>568606374what tech?
>>568606437steam crashed during the clipping so I lost the clean data and had to use ghetto gpu recording >>568606492activating both the dodge ult and the missile from a confluence charge
>>568601195sludgetroon is so wrong raped, not even the revsisters agree with xher...
the only fun player to be with is extremist
>>568606672>brazilian birdjeetNope
I'd like to play more revenant but sadly strenght rev is fucking garbage and feels bad to play. Wish she had some kind of passive to help her
>>568601475… Those posts were directed at terr. Falseflag harder.
>>568605193>>568605360based and instantly triggered him + made him run some damage control
>>568606672unironically kinda true.he plays birdjeet and downs a lot sometimes but he's always chill.
>>568607291He should learn to route so he can actually contribute on that front at least.
I’m sorry my controller disconnected like 5 times ahhhhhhhh
noob
gawd
https://youtu.be/sLTrDkwydqU?si=K2L2OE0dhNENzZiKdood......
i was expecting the standard tornado cancel otherwise i wouldn't have tanked it with my ult like that kek
>>568601616Nowhere in that post was terr mentioned. Telling on yourself.
>>568608196i can't cancel iti did cancel his grab attack with an r1 instead of a dodge tho(i canceled it by being eaten)
>>568602962Best wyldwife award
>>568608319no i meant a cancel with the dog
>>568608336looks like a raidwife to me little guy
>>568607418Controllercucks are so weak and lame... kbm never gets drift or disconnects
>>568608510i don't know how i didn't know what you meant i may be retarded (real)
>>568608732wut? dont worry about it, gg and all that
>>568571502What even is Duskbloods? All fromsoft games are pvevp already.
gg wrong balcony
>>568609203tarkov
>>568609224>failed the skill check (again) awardI guess I'll just go for the middle one from now on kek. at least i got my sword
Does the bloodworm explosion pierce through vow of the indomitable? What about recluse ice cocoon
>>568572289It will come with 2 extra starting classes, 3(?) weapons, and 3(?) armor sets. Basically nothing. That said, the all look fun
>>568609376i always go for the 2nd balcony, never fails me if you do the glide technique
undertroonies fan
>>568609251I don’t know what that means also you haven’t played Tarkov and where is it said we are risking our loot going into a game?
uggg bros it auto selected scholar because i was taking a scnreehnshot what do id do
>>568608128I can play this on the piano
did it cancel the match for you guys, i alt f4'd during the intro screen >>568609762
>>568609762you play scholarscholar is an ultbotyou press ur ult and smack enemies for 1 damage
>>568610067I had 0 relics and I couldnt even rot the nightlord because it was geg
Glad elf is playing undertaker now she mogs wylder and duchess hard
>>568610123u can rot geg
endgame hostie jumping to the stormveil greathall roof from the wrong spot and dying in may 2026 marika preserve it
>>568608527Get the cum out of your eyes and look again then raidjeet
Z-tier blocked shitter in queue
gg greg
>>568611062gg im rly liking this weapon lately, the speed/damage relation is very nice
>>568610756>>568608336He's the only nightfarer who drinks but good job exposing yourself as a thread shitter who dptg I guess
>>568571502is that a kokujin ahh im going insane
Is there even any diddyjeetbluds gameplay out yet
1 hour 50 minutes till they drop the patch on steamDB
my pc has been stuttering a lot lately dont like it
>>568611838have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in or perhaps restarting
gg triple S tier gaming! Mystery baby Adel after being that geared up...
>>568612068>S tier>look inside>relic cheater and seed checker
I'm going to make some chicken canoodling soup before playing, I have a spring fever.
>>568612068those are two cheaterjeet frauds thoughbeit
>>568612068I’m sure it was such a fun game. Practice pinged a spot then you went to it then practice checked the seed and pinged the new spot then you went to it then maybe you went down and devil picked you up then practice pinged the next spot and you went to it then practice pinged the next spot you went to it then you had a lot gear but practice pinged the next spot and you went to it
>>568603464raped ‘ope ‘roon post ngl
>>568612923
>>568612923lol I don’t dislike practice but this is accurate
>>568612923kek
>>568612923lmao true, but you know you dont have to just blindly follow practiceI ping other stuff all the time (gaols,mines ect) and he'll usually come along
>>568612923So lame and weird and he's also a griefer so we should all just block him
gg 30 second adel fight. I forgot about the dragon or else I would have gone with you not that we weren't already completely stacked
>>568611475Means nothing. Show it’s him or shut the fuck up.
>>568611820See >>568612946>>568611838Throw that ancient potato away and get a new one
how the fuck do I deal with host + summons standing on opposites sides of a clearing and spamming bone bow? I can't approach, they refuse to move, and they desummon any hunters so I can't even farm them for estus
bg fuck you retards
I have 3 and a half months off work vacation. Been eating weinerschnitzel coupon'd chili dogs and drinking random alcohol (was wine last night and wine today) and playing night-reign with you all. Best. Vacation. Ever.
>>568614225please learn how to make a sando and drink some water. you're going to get bjark-tier fat
>>568613512Hmmm I don't know maybe because the onion armor is literally one of raider's fucking skinsI'm so curious to see your nightreign playtime, assuming you have ever even touched this game ofcourse
>>568614225W wiener lord
^noobpro (me)vhacker
>>568615089^noobboylover(me)vgayhacker
>>568614714>>568614760>>568614896>>568615089>>568615417what the fuck
>>568616052noob?
>>568616052nub collecting on the 'g/
>>568614291good advice for some of you here
>>568612923Be careful to ping a different spot or you know what happens
>>568614291>bjark-tier fatwtf did i do to u i'm not even fat!!
I think my biggest problem with Nightreign is I like underground dungeons like crypts and sewers. Watching for boobytraps and ambushes. I like the slow and paranoid descent and all the stress that comes with that. The game is good for what it is but it lacks what I like most about fromsoft.
>>568612923>>568612323pr*ctice doing gaols now is proof he seed checks there is no way he would risk going to red farum azula or drbwe should all block him and unblock trish
gg bimbo and himbo squad! Baby Adel...again...I swear it feels like the password is just ED dogs, giga libra, SSBBalancers and baby Adel.
Duchess should have had an int respec relic. More int (60 at level 15) and less dex (25).
>>568616570ggs mr president a second recluse has hit the towers
>568616570>gg'ing adelRetard
gg I just went "fuck it" after being wormed twice during the same phase, I almost killed the worm by myself with the troonveil2nd death was funny tho, I was chilling with LLTBT decided to drop a warming stone to heal up and then devil runs from the worm towards me and gets me killed kek
IT'S ADEL AGAIN LMAOOOOOO
>>568616848Belan......
>>568616879glhf on your adel expedition anonlet us know it went down after
>>568616660LOL What was I even doing to get the model to look like that?
>>568616552It's funny because I feel like I'm one of the few who doesn't think he seed checks. When he ***REDACTED***, he didn't know the invaders would end up inside the circle. Or maybe he did and he just wanted to fuck me over?Maybe he doesn't do it every run>>568617032It's when you stab the fire chariots
>>568617146Shut up
>>568614028qrd?
>>568617146The implication that he seed checks was met with the same response that implying they use group passwords got so there you go.
>>568617146He didn't pick up lltbt on a mystery boss at the start of an expedition today, stop the cope.
>>568616931truly the face of a streak terrorist
>>568616514the hollows castle is nice
>>568617608It's funny how this mf swears he has a good reputation and everybody knows he's a cheating griefing cunt lmaoo
>>568616839>then devil runs from the worm towards me and gets me killed kekHow would that even work? I go where I need to to avoid it, it's not the same as dodging in a certain direction and then the boss hitting someone else as a result.
>>568617986It is like skiing, you look at the tree and you start moving towards it even if you know not to.
>>568617986yeah it was my bad since the worm most likely already started the chase before I even dropped the stone, should've positioned myself better
>zorban isn't streaminglooks like the fat fuck finally succumbed to diabetes
>>568618394He's not that fat just ugly and unkempt
>>568618394Patreon says he's taking some time off for a non-speaking role in a movie.
>gigi adele
>>568618482>just ugly and unkemptthat's the twitch meta isn't it?
>>568618648Yeah people get wet when a fat unkempt mofo gets on webcam so they can pretend they have friends
>>568618648Being male isn't part of the twitch meta at all. That is playing an off-meta strugglerman build because it is the only build you've ever made.
>>568618482he needs to dwarfmaxx and braid his shit
>>568618149But you see, when it zigs and zags x2 you kinda wanna run towards its left diagonally, or if it zig zags x3 then right towards and underneath it then keep following it in a semi-circular motion. >>568618216Yeah, I'm usually too concerned with just doing the ol' cycle, and hopefully my teammates are not being targeted/out of the way, or if If im not being targeted, I just get as far away as possible.
across all your expeditions, do you remember a specific weapon/passive(s) combo that defined your run and know you will never find again?
everyone got a game already? damn
gg red worm, dog buff stamina really makes that easy
>>568618751you're more likely to succeed on twitch as a guy but the only streamers who succeed while not being funny or creative or producing anything of value are wahmen
gg. balancer fights are so much faster when you can just blitz down the worm.
zig zag it diagonally and break it downwards
>>568619060shut up simpo
Gonna play crit exe and become the next terrjeet
any queuers I want to go to a ping then go to a ping then post gg horse
>>568619504*pins my dick*
>>568619476Be sure to rage afk and contribute zero dmg outside of stealing crits for shitms
>>568618740Kinda checks out with the amount of women in his chat doe
>>568619476make sure to do zdps and sit out when you see someone doing dps then post bg afterwards
>>568619476Make sure to get dormant torches, since they're the best weapons for poise breaking in the game.
>women in his chathe doesn't know kekw
>>568620220Are you telling me "GothLilith" isn't a real female woman???
>>568620220I'm pretty sure one of his viewers was posted here and it was some mexican tranny with pink hair just really disgusting
>fat
>>568620451No thats just trishtinx
>>568620220There's a few actual girls in his chat
>>568620451That was troontinx.
>>568620451erm you're confusing that with the valid argentinian queen OnlyWaifu, chudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHMhVN3ofOM
>>568620457Missed you so much , good pair of jugz
>>568620651>this is what simpo calls latina queen when xhe has to defend troonish
>>568620651I've spoken to him on voicechat and he doesn't sound like this
No, not doing balancers back to back. Not enjoyable for me, even when we kill the worm.
>>568620451this one?(warning not for the faint of stomach)
>>568621107unfortunate
>>568621107why?
*does zero damage**posts end game screenshot*yea
gg dog that was a decent test of my greatbow duchess build
>>568620651No not onlywaifu >>568621120Yup that's the oneFucking hideous no wonder ergers don't watch zorbfat anymore
>>568621120madness...
>>568619476Make sure you learn how to save state your streaks
>>568621447but i watch him
fat fat fat fat
>>568622453
>>568621120what an unpleasant creature
>>568622453but I'm down 7 lbs since the start of the month!
>>568622712Lame. I like fatties. I want to kiss their belly
bg I'm so tilted I was doing so well just fucking end me
>>568623340there there
>>568623340Don't feel bad you had an useless exejeeta on your team
I am going to kill ishizaki, almost great but the top curse kills itYou dont even want crits on a magic build
>>568624443Repeated evasions is the worst curse in the game.
>>568624443Repeated/Debuff after evasions, RotPoison under Max HP, Impaired Ult, and Reduced restoration might as well be continuous HP loss at this point because I avoid all of them like the plague
>>568624443>>568624684>inb4 some thread shitter is gonna say "skill issue just dont get hit"
>>568624776Reduced restoration and impaired ult are nowhere near as bad
>>568624776Eeh you can work around reduced flask hp resto. A lot of runs you get extra flask healing and offset it
>>568624443That’s only a bad curse on Duchess and Caker when her cloak is up. If you’re rolling that quickly then you’re panic dodging too much.
gg adeltwo thorns abusing recluses walk into a match
>>568625671There's nothing wrong with panic dodging
>>568625671Most of the bosses in this game require you to roll multiple times however It's only acceptable on ironeye since he has mark
>>568625704That sounds fun I wanna do that too
>>568625859tsmt tsmt tsmt tsmt
>>568625704gg attack impaired chariot
>>568625671most of the NLs have a 3 move combo and it lasts so long it's not worth it unless you're playing a zhp caster build
>>568625940Northernlion>>568625907
Who is baby?
>>568625860yo this gameplay fire ong
>>568626432Is that dregs recluse, I've never seen a recluse doing that pop off
>>568626410firthy burakku..
>>568626410Yo they put invaders on the movie
Is it even possible to lose any more outside of random classic fromsoft jank catching you off guard?
>>568626818only on the DLC bosses
>>568626818I still get hit by adel's stupid lingering hitboxes
>>568626892Even melee teams are stroking the giant worm until it explodes all over. We beat the game already
>>568626986uoh
>>568626939Roll in since he run towards you while doing it
>>568626986not every time but you'll get caught with no flasks at mohg or you'll get raped at death knights
gg bullied dino
>>568627052Uoh what
>>568626986I'll believe it when 3 melees can make it past artorias
>>568627091I'm a pro at those fights. Especially if I have a party shield for the death knights
>>568626818There are still many people who do not have any idea how to fight ED dogs. And if we're talking about randoms at D5, many have no idea how to do greg, EDbugs, and even normal augur.
>>568627454Lol faggot. You sound stupid af
>>568626986Well it doesn't really have much HP it was just spooky to start doing it
>>568626410BABY MEED!!!
>>568626410It's gulp shitto
>>568627629Don't self narrate your current state of being retard
>>568627398she's just cute is all
>>568626986>We beat the game alreadywords spoken by trish the moment before he fucked up his pathing and lost to demon princepost your win streak
>>568628404I don't care about my win streak. I play with nightmare chinks all the time. Sorry I don't seek validation from shitposters like you.
>>568628404>No .. you can't enjoy the game! Remember that one time that one random person lost a match once a few months ago!?? Euuggghgh ouuuughb;!!! Stop being happy please be miserable like me!!!That's what you sound like to me terr
>>568628587I don't get what that had to do with anythingDude's just schizophrenic
>>568628520but if the game is solved then nightmare chinks shouldn't stop yousee one of zorban's streams where he plays solo the whole game and then solos the nightlord, now that's solved gameplay
>>568628743I never said the game is solved. You guys misuse that word all the time. Tic tac toe is solved. No video game can be solved
Remember when 3bugs occasionally wiped people? Animus can't even possess a second bug nowadays.
the roundtable is winning
>>568628953can't even possess a first if everyone's playing meta damage builds
>>568628953I remember the "log capacity exceeded" 3bug incidentWe've definitely gotten a lot better but games are still being lost
gg nameless king fire breath
elden dogshit
>>568626410>elden rangs n' shietoh boy can't wait
>>568626410Looks like this movie is basically gonna be a game of thrones episode, looks intensely lame
>fat fat fat fat>fatties
Genuinely how can people stand playing with toothpick weapons, it's so miserable for anything besides bosses.Not being able to stagger and stunlock medium sized enemies like fire knights or omenkillers or whatever is so fucking annoying.
>>568628914>it's not solvedjust don't get hit. game solved>it's not "solved"just CE vigmax skillsloppa. game "solved"
>>568630163Best post all thread>>568630206You can have a bigger offhand weapon to stagger things and then swing your main weapon, insane right?
imagine if the great hollows would have been its own base game dlc, that map made me weep the first time i saw it
>>568629039do you have a webm? let's see it
>>568630390>You can have a bigger offhand weapon to stagger things and then swing your main weaponLooks retarded, no thanks.
>>568630163I can see them...
>>568630163>fat
>>568630424I thought it was funny how many people were asking for more verticality and then when they got it they realized they fucking hate it
>>568630496thoever i look swaggy with a giant popsicle offhand held up by my swole duchess wrist
>>568630482
>>568630163>>568630768can I cum for you?
>>568631096You may not
>>568630768>>568630163>>568623210>>568620457>>568616660>>568605691>>568601279Wow this walking rapemeat sure is built exclusively for revenant's gigantic futa cock
>>568630768>fat
>>568631193:(
>>568631017it did possess the first bug though
>>568631268yes and there's only 2 damage dealers
Neat
>>568631096You may piss
>>568631545I don't need to pee, I want to paint recluses fat tits white
Hey is that baby Adel for the 3rd game in a row? Good thing I had Charged Sorceries x5, Godfrey talisman and Ritual Sword talisman. We might not have made it.
>>568631616
>>568631691Hi
>>568630848Gaymers don’t know what they want.More news at 11.>>568628914Of course a game can be solved.
>>568630848that's really true, hopefully one day we can all accept that it being so challenging was a good thing
>>568631096plap
>>568626410Genuinely looks shit. I knew they were going to fuck this up.
>>568621447Everyone still watches him weirdo
Great Hollows is pure kinography. Sad that they nerfed the appearance rate but kept the appearance rate of zzzb boringlancers
>>568614512>still no evidenceThat’s what I thought cucklord
>>568632535truke
>>568618394>>568618740>>568621447>smeejeeta seethekino
>>568632535the worst part of balancers is every match taking 10 minutes if you don't kill the wormi want long nightlord fights but it should be because the difficulty is high, not because the mechanism of the fight makes it so
>>568630848verticality isnt its problem. Its problem it has very little variation and night 2 only has two ways of playing out.
>>568632719Thanks for calling so many of my posts trvkes. I think I'm beginning to manifest into the ultimate erg trvker
>>568632797True but now that we're all worm-pilled it's beginning to become a little more fun.
>>568622687>>568623210>>568626253>>568624776>>568626986More images like this please!
>>568619476We have enough people bad at the game we don’t need more
>>568633000
>>568632420>>568632781You don't watch zorban nor do you even play this game
>>568632535It's more stupid than that I think, originally hollows counted as a "Map" so it was just a 50/50 chance with limveld, and now it's a "Shifting earth" so they just totally gutted the chance
>>568632696Post your nightreign hours right nowGo onDo itGo to your steam library, go to elden ring nightreign, and take a screenshot of your hours and post itI'll be waiting
There's nothing quite like going into the shop and seeing you only have 11 throwing knives left for the nightlord
I got two whip
>>568633195>digs his hole deeperkino to be sure
>>568633195You’re so sad and raped dude just admit you don’t like the guy and leave it at that Jesus
>>568608290Don't be obtuse
>>568632948One thing about variety is that people don't really know how to route the place and stick to only what they know, there's a lot there people don't touch because they're unfamiliar with it all. And it's possible to ignore the castles in day 2 and just hunt field bosses if you want to I did it once it was kind of refreshing.
>>568634783no Im a cute
gg everdark Caligo! 2 minutes from killing dancer to when we killed Caligo.
>>568635171gg rivers of slop
>>568635171cyka blyat
>>568635279Very silly stuff.>>568635331And a deep squat to you too miss.
>>568631846>>568632238ty mommies, I finished
>>568634325 (me) meant for >>568633917
>>568634783Don’t be dense, schizo.
>>568635171Yep. You gave me a red RoB and I gave you a red Giantsflame talisman. I had a full glass cannon inventory, including jar shard and blood damage talismans. Also we had undertaker with godslayers and a stacked inventory. Poor Caligo.Also, I keep getting godly rivers of bloods in these password games. I want moonveil!
>it's another fight fulgawd with the lightning scimitar from the shop episodethose are actually my favorite gg
>>568635521>>568635526>1 second apartget off your phone and pc and stop thread shitting jesus christ just how sad can you be
>>568635616What do those posts even have in common?? What the fuck are you talking about you molested shit eating retard????
>>568635771>playing dumb after being exposedlike pottery
>>568635532Do you have anyone blocked I've never seen you in my games
>>568636152
>>568635993You are without exaggeration the worst poster here and the sooner we’re all rid of you the better the world will become.
>>568633000>>568633165we love these posts qveen!!!
>>568636237
>queue>wait 20 minutes>forget i'm in queue, come back, still in queue>go to leave queue>i'm queued on password for ED balancersmistakes were made
>>568636359cute retard
>>568635532Yas, I was the Undertaker and it was a stacked run. I was doing yellow chunks every hit and you were basically deleting everything in 2 seconds. I was excited to give you the jar talisman only to see you already had it lol. Not to mention Shifty was throwing pocket nukes. I think that was one of the most high damage runs I've had where all 3 people could have basically solo'd everything.
>>568636152Only poopmask since he brought out a curse dagger in a fight club for being a sore loser. I just started playing with /erg/ a few days ago on nightreign.Or maybe people have me blocked. *shrug*
>>568636601Cupcake do you believe erg is a trans/lgbt friendly general?
>>568636735Uh okay thanks
Girl that uses crucible frog tongue to eat enemies under 25% hp and gains poise. Ultimate spreads all the statuses in a huge aoe.
>>568636256>projecting this hard
Guys theyre not gonna drop anything just because were invested, I used to play Ac6 and it just died, accept it and move on
>>568637373There you go again. Like a wind up monkey on command. You just can’t help yourself.
>>568634105Don’t post my wife in this shithole
>>568638069she's a cartoon not your wife.
>>568638848a cartoon of what?
>>568579878Yup. I don't play with 4chins on purpose. I'd rather suffer through randos.
>>568637940Thank you for being a realist and truthful>>568638848The two tend to overlap for many
That went well. I was scared because I didn't have any negations. In fact, nobody had full HP negations. But aside from be losing sixth sense(I totally dodged that btw, the game was just straight up cheating) there were no problems.The firemonk balancer fight is actually kind of tricky, since there are no enemies to distract the firemonk. You have to take him out first, and then you get a shot at the balancer.
well i didn't expect that
Of all the things to roll, he rolled madness and also tracked directly to me, incredible.
>>568638069>tranime goy angerkino
>>568639589negation at full HP is a crutch
>>568639589S tier lobby of heaven
>>568639694>aryanime rabbi seethe
Stinky recluses
>>568636278What?
>>568638062ironic coming from the biggest thread shitter who repeats the same slop every thread
>>568640793brap
>>568636790No, not really, but most people here are nice and don't really care one way or another. I haven't had any issues with anyone that I've talked to on twitch or played with in game.
open up the zorban stream. a chinese guy just ragequit
>>568641132I know that’s what you do. You don’t need to tell me we all have eyes and just saw you do it.
I've been watching muni because I want to learn to play Dregs Raider, why does he stare at other players' relics so much? I get being mad about relic cheaters but he stares at their relics seemingly every chance he gets, I'm unironically more impressed with how often he can look at the menus (and map) than his actual gameplay
>>568642717It's easy on KBM, just controller players are the clunky mfs that take 10 years to look at any pinged item.
>>568642816me giving headpats
>>568642816middle button on ps5 hover over itemtakes no time at all to do wym
>>568642717He has autism or ADHD I think I saw him get downed once because he opened his menu after an attack and got stuck, he's weird
>>568642939Well menuing is just faster on kbm
>>568642816it doesn't. you just read slow which is why you hoarde everything that drops the moment you have a single empty pouch so you can take your time reading it before anyone else gets to it.>>568642717that dude is a whiney bitch. he's the perfect caricature of "guy who plays a low tier and thus thinks he's morally superior to other player".
>>568643114What are you talking about
>>568643114don't forget he straight up griefs teammates if they have dormant power scythes. guy's a massive fag
>>568642717You sure he's not staring at his own dreg relic stacks?
>>568643297>don't forget he straight up griefs teammates if they have dormant power scythes.Holy fucking based
>>568571219I'm curious, for anyone that is playing with the Convergence mod. I was messing around with their new launcher, which for the time being is purely optional to use, but will probably become mandatory after it fully releases. The Convergence Mod is intended to only work with official Steam installations, but I could bypass that by going into the .bat file the mod used to start and changing the destination path the mod searched for game files. The new .exe launcher does not allow for that type of modification, and the built-in troubleshooter does not seem to allow for that type of manual modification. Instead when it detects any issue with the game file path it just links you to a store page to buy the game. Which means I can't manually change where it searches for files. I'm curious if anyone that is more nifty with computer stuff has figured out a way around this. I suppose the way would be to make my Elden Ring folder look like an official steamapp install, but I'm not sure how to do that.
>>568643297I think he's just doubling down on being retarded because it's good for his views, probably not for the long term? I heard he's only 19
>>568642816Idk I can look at pinged items pretty quickly with a controller, I don't really notice his /speed/ so much as the fact that he'll sit down to build up stacks and instead of looking at the map or his own inventory, he'll just stare at a cheater's relics, but I'll have to try KBM at some point to see how it feelsI always forget you can play FromSoftware games like that>>568642969>He has autism or ADHDI'd believe both but I think this is more about his autismI saw him open a menu and then fall off a cliff in the Great Hollow too>>568643114He's whiny but I don't really know any good streamers/Youtubers for this game>>568643297I've not seen this before since I haven't watched many of his videos but I believe you, the video where he accidentally didn't have his mic working was probably his best video>>568643398Yeah, he does that a lot too but that one makes sense. He reads his dreg stacks really quickly and then just stares at cheated relics like the rage coursing through him immobilizes him
>>568643538Ask chatgpt
>>568643554>because it's good for his viewsjust look at how well that did for lolcows like verlisify and DSP. they get shit all views now after "playing a character" for views
gg hotdogs
I'd play dregs but the 20 second timer is fucking stuuuuupid damn, just an annoying build
>>568642241Is crodie really going to R1 this hippo to death with the coded sword
>>568643609>I've not seen thishttps://youtu.be/hr-GkM7iD34
>>568643895that's what I did to zorban and him and ace got mad af, good times
>still seethingyou are the lowest of the low
a chilis ad came on the telly and i let out a lamenter moan
Welp, fell for the old Caligo tricks.>Sprint to get near Caligo>As soon as you're in attack range, she begins an AE attack>Can't sprint away in time, because no stamina.>Get caught in AoE and die>Caligo spreads frosted breath>Pic related>Instant death.Also, Caligo's little floor scramble has bad hitboxes.
>>568643948I don't think he's gmi but i respect him tryingI wonder if he would get more successive hits to restore fp if he did the running attack with the beastclaw
>>568643770The mental irritation of the timer is just not worth any amount of damage. I find myself irritated at my teammates for not reviving me faster due to lost stacks and it's just a shitty mental box to put yourself in. Some people can run it without being affected but I'm not one of them.
>>568644198do you look like that?
>>568644198glucose management indicator?
>>568643770i see dregs players as whiny bitches anyways why would you ever want to become one?
>>568644228If there was some leeway to keep your stacks it'd be fine. Whenever I play with someone using dregs they job 90% of the time and then do no damage
>>568644291No I look like >>568621120
>>568643770you get used to it, if you lose dregs then your teammates get to play the game a little bit more
>>568643770>>568644228proc's madness irl
>>568644373They are whiney bitches. Thank you for noticing.
>>568644535We know terr you don’t have to keep telling us
Bwahahahaha get fucked zorbjeet you fat ginger faggot
>>568644549I'm satisfied with my undertaker buffs build, when I get all the buffs going it's basically dregs (finisher, AR from incantation buff, 3 necklace stacks)
>>568643114>>568642816>>568643609xhe’s an ESL threadshitter xhe doesn’t know anything about the topic
>>568635521>no hours postedI win
>>568644746>I'm trying to not call them rayciss words :(He deserved the L, the only solution for chink bugmen is Raid
>>568644765I have some nutty undertaker relics but she doesn't quite reach the dmg of dregs, but even still she deals some pretty respectable dmg and can run negation at full HP, there is some value in that
>>568645046attack at full too. we won bigly
>>568644870>mad cuz kbmgods menu fasterIt was already the case in base game and controllerfags had to make a whole weird system to hardswap sorting their weapons in certain orders
What happened to China?
>>568645287opium wars, balkanization and restoration by the communists
>>568645287It's the Chinese century of prosperity
>>568635171literally who ass lobby
>>568645456sludge and fox
>>568635526Shit attempt at baiting, try again
>>568645287the vile manchu
Is matchmaking broken as Guardian? I can queue up for games with other Nightfarers but I keep getting sent back to Roundtable when I try and select him
>>568645456That's Shifty and Fox and me!
>>568645690mommy
uoh poland
What are triple raider groups doing up on their penis tower?
>>568645253Thanks for proving the point threadshitter.
>>568645287glorious 4000 year old civilization that has cultivated the supreme culture of "if you could have cheated and didn't you are stupid"
>>568645669keep trying
>>568645415>restoration*destruction
>>568645626Yeah, it was pretty pathetic on your part, don’t reply twice and don’t reply hours later because you’re still upset you obnoxious retard.
>>568646198nta but I really do wonder where that came from, is it because they industrialized too fast or something?
lolcow started reading baki now it seems. strange turn.
>>568646008each other, it's called bara and it's both peak masculinity and an art form unto itself
>>568646291>>568634131
>>568646198I seriously don't understand how they cannot grasp that mutual self interest is an ideal outcome and that cheating people only drags everything down. It's so fucking basic.
>>568635771He accidentally told on himself. He was running third person damage control to someone else while arguing with you and this is the result. He’ll probably make a thread or two on /v/ to cool off. Just point and laugh.
>>568646469Wind up monkey. Every time.
>>5686462162 blues?
>>568646723Yeah.
>>568646565It's because they no longer follow the teachings of Confucius.
>>568646771how
I wish this game had voice chat not because of actual usefulness towards routing or whatever but because I wanna hear terr rage when I steal his crit.
>>568646847Lol, I'm not telling you. You'd exploit it
>>568646775so you're saying this is the jews fault?
>>568647017I wish we all added each other on Discord instead that way I can pretend you're all the cute anime girls from your profile pictures
Im so good at this game
>>568647443>hhhhh.webmI Know What You Are
>>568647253We are cute anime girls
>>568647443Can you block Terr please?
>>568647532I'm not, I'm a fat medium-ugly man
>>568647617Do you like anime girls
>>568647542that's not terr that's saksham
>>568647113Unironically yes but not because of that one topic>>568647017>>568647542The (understandable) duality of man
>>568647542But but he's an epic wholesome chungus who emote :(
>>568647841you should use the grease on the ground next time
>>568647979kek evil
seems like midday NEET hours are the only good time to find fast matches now. That's so sad but I guess it forces me to play less
my internet has been spotty for the last two days, sometimes enemies will slide around and teleport i think i've hosted twice? three times? today and i'm not sure how it's been but it can't be good
>>568648079wew. Tough fight but we made it. The streak survives another tough one.Also, I think I learned something new about the fight.
>>568647253Hot and I agree
>>568647017stop trying to groom ergies
>>568647253This but I get to imagine you’re all hot anime boys that fight over who likes me the most
>>568648913I like you, shifty
>>568648913fujosister… please control yourself…
pretty noice
>>568649020>fujothats a yoomer, fujos would imagine all the hot anime guys going after each other instead
>>568647253I crush on ppl with cute anime girl pfps
>>568650004same...
>>568650113>>568650004inexcusable and pitiful you people are completely destroying your own spirits
>dodging caligo
>calling dodgigo
all that effort just for it to be normie balancers. I really wanted to RoA the worm
>>568648989Pretty sure shifty likes anime girls >>568649020I’m going yume mode today >>568649926Thank you
>>568651387>>568651476someone dodged caligo which made me not care enough to requeuehope you guys get into a game but fuck off
>>568651708et tu, elf?
>>568649620
>>568651886I won't dodge anything next game. Please queue.
>everyone is too busy watching zorban to reply to screencaps of the losseshe truly and honestly won didn't he?
>D5>Still dealing with players who go into Nightlord with 4+ empty weapon slotsThat's it. Playerbase is fucked. I thought D5 would be the place to hide from that shit.
>>568651771Shifty only likes penis albeit
>>568653493>nobody cares about zorfat here so they must care about his streamWeird shill
If you watch zorban DONT ROUTE PLEASE that swamp day 1 was awful
>>568653854i watch zorban but i will never agree with lvl 2 invaders as the standardit's something you do under certain circumstances, not the default
>>568653995Swamp is for day 2 imo except for certain circumstances yeah
>>568653493>guys I HATE haloslop anyone else hate haloslop !haloscythe>look at this shitter using haloscythe chat #YouCheated>pot scholar for 10,000 dmg per pot though? that's kosher>RoA, RoB? I don't see the issue
>>568653493instantly triggered a smeejeeta seethe post proving you correct nicely done
>>568632535I look like this
>>568653995>invaders level 2perfectly fine and gives you a good weapon. it's not difficult at all.>swampday 2 yes
>>568654039if it's in the circle, your team is destroying everything with good loot/builds and you've got good team ults it's fine to do it but you're better off just doing invaders -> castle
>>568654209Yeah that's fine but for example earlier we had a swamp on the corner of the map and we went there day 1 and we didn't even kill the invaders, fuck that. Might have to implement that tech to make the host spawn them in certain areas
>>568653995Level 2 invaders is the standard unless it would take too long to walk there or is a swampIf you have a scholar on your team, Level 2 swamp is fine too assuming the scholar isn't a retard
>>568653995I agree with it. The boost you get is massive. 7-14% damage, a chance at 40% DNAF and purple/red weapons to use right away. It always helps us snowball the rest of the day.
>>568654117Pot scholar got nerfed and literally doesn't function unless your team feeds you pots the entire run and RoB isn't even that good in terms of weaponskills to spamYou probably do have a point with RoA, it genuinely cheeses 3/4 of the nightlord cast
>>568654396lvl 3 double invaders gives that same boost but it's so much smoother and safer for the teameveryone gets their dormant, everyone gets their ult, 50% chance of getting a shopsingle invaders are fine lvl 2 but a double camp can get out of hand easily and it's heavily reliant on your team having good early game relics
I'm about to fucking uninstall over this D5 wylder who refused to pick up items.
can I have one balancers game as guardian please? I promise I'll drop you all the negations that I find
>>568655028why
>>568655028no. just NO
>>568639589nightmare cuck lobby
>>568655347cucky
>>568654570pots are guaranteed and accessible from lvl1. It's beastslop tier
gg pests. I hope I can find rot fists from the castle one day
>>568655474>pots>beastslop tieraint no way you think this. beastshit is the best build in the game bar none.
It's funny they nerfed pots but you can still stack balancers and magic improvements because fuck you
>>568655554you've never played with 3xpots+1, fire 6+all of day 1 and the NL are braindead freethe middle of the game you just status wank but who cares about the middle of the game
>>568642717raped whinny moralcuck gameplay
>>568655636even if they made it so you couldn't stack spell schools, magic would still be perfectly fine
>>568654751>>568653719Like he even grabbed our Wending Grace and then must've dumped it on the ground before triggering the Nightlord because it never procced. What a fucking sicko to play well all for 2 days then spike it on the ground. I'm so fucking pissed.
>>568655804Beast slop does the same thing but you don't have to manage pots or inventory at all. and pots get cuckolded by anything with fire resistance
>>568655916I've started doing the same thing, gathering all my magic 4+sorc improvement to make builds
>>568654729agreed, unless the poi right next door is the invader camp there is no need to rush it. killing a normal cathedral/castle boss doesn't take long and the team will have ult or blue weapons to play with.
>>568647443undertroons are so weak and pathetic
>>568656008my point is their the same level of guaranteed braindead damage out of the gate AND at night lord with nothing else coming closepots are better at enemies weak to fire and beastslop is more consistent but there is not a 3rd build remotely close in this category
>>568656256>is that a silly webm... in my erg?!?!?!?>ERMMMMMMM Z TIER Z TIER YIKKKESSS SISTERS UMMMM LOOK SHES SO BAD RIGHT???
>>568656286pots are raped now anyway
>>568656286lightning spear rev is still perfectly good for early game content, it's not on the same level as beastclaw but it's still very strong
>>568647841>not a pointdownXe lost xer ways.
>>568656315>panic and runs away like a shitter>makes the same mistake x2>gets blasted in the back of the head (too retarded to use cover to heal) >throws this melty afterwardsTruly the upset and bothered.
>>568656315honestly your reply just makes you look insecure, it's clearly just banter.
>>568656315I wish daytime losses were a thing they'd be so kino
>>568656917That aint banter you're just straight up insulting and shitflinging at a silly clip. Fuck off with that shit, you faggots have never socialized with real people and it shows
>>568657030KEKKKKK
>>568657030destroyed and aura farmed
gg hot dogs, rare hot dogs game
>>568657030unlock the lock on after you get the riposte you psycho
>>568657030I like how wylder just edge walks away like heh... get rekt kid...
>>568657146gg. I had a pretty good melee build. Twinblade with boss weakness. Successive negations, charge negations, full HP negations. And then I found the spear at the end, and that kind of made everything else obsolete.
>>568657045You seem upset
>>568657045if you ever see them saying that they’re backtracking because they know how bad they look
>>568657045>no namedropping>simple insultsi think you need to calm down and see it for what it is, dumb banter.
:)
>>568657239I like twinblades just the black gargoyle weapons aren't really good for dogs, they're mostly phys with just a tiny bit of holy split
>>568657030wylders are so lame,,,
>>568657394They lost and got mogged by one thoughever
lool anon is so nice defending meDw no offense takenif anything so X and Y is one of the funnier memes lately
>>568657378Not the ideal for dogs sure. But because 1 attack hits for 2, they can trigger successive negations quickly. And the R1 is fast, so I can tap and dodge, tap and dodge. Though ultimately, I would rather just not be near the dogs if I can help it. Which is why I'm glad to have found the spear.
>>568657486see >>568657251
I think I will get to 100 by grinding solo runs
>>568657735I liek to watch that japanese ironeye that has like a 1900 streak on solo, he plays heolstor bow build (?) and he like six shots everything, seems pretty cheesy and doable
>>568657823I will play WylderGAWD doeverbeit
Accidentally ran up against the wall so the worm just slithered all over my face award, GG
>>568657371:^)
>>568658050how and who
>>568658050>>568657371
>>568657283>no no, it was SUPPOSED to be funny! it doesn't matter that no one takes it that way, I'm the arbiter of what is and isn't banter just trust me!Nothing about it was funny or said in a creative or lighthearted way. Just straight up shitflinging at a clip that was already just posted to be self-depracting. Actual subhuman behavior
imagine being a comedian and yelling at the audience that your jokes are funny and it's their fault for not laughing. you'd run out of gigs instantly. learn how to be funny or shut your mouth terr
>>568657239>Successive negations, charge negations, full HP negations.i prefer damage passives. or purple lltb just to fuck over other people
oops, my bad, I forgot I was queued
let's see trishtina's streak
>>568658714so the word troon, weak and pathetic triggers you? i don't get why you don't understand how harmless that post was but okay nigger or should i say n***** maybe this mongolian basketweaving forum isn't for you.
>>568659047I am at like 40 with undercaker rn, kinda hype>>568658714>>568659076ohhhhh owned that's what you get for bullying me tsk tsk tsk
gg dreg, think we would've wiped to death knights but we won the 50/50>>568658963i'm not even mad i was laughing so fucking hard when you spawned in
cupcake won
>>568659451gg! I'm so sorry I'm so bad! You did so good carrying that fight. Once I saw he was afk I panicked the rest of the time and then I panicked that whole fight. Weh. Stupid axes, I wanted my Cololsal swords...>>568659629I got my half dead corpse dragged to the finish line.
new thread baked for migging>>568659686>>568659686>>568659686>>568659686
is messmerfujo still around or are base game ER posters all gone from demographic replacement
>>568659451You know gregtina is resistant to lightning right?
>>568659662you did fine, you brought damage to every fight and that's honestly all you need to finish at lvl 15i got this bad boy at the clayman just before the jump to the final platform>>568659741i actually didn't but it doesn't matter since it stomps fuckers in half
>>568659717is fartchugnus still around? i remember back when he hit the griddy on izzat-chan520 in the dog fc.
>>568658776>>568658714>>568659378wow you just curbstomped him that’s crazy
>>568659662undertroons are so lame and carried
ggI only wylder 2 barred against ED Libra. Which is not so bad. And I actually did some damage too. Timed the spear skill well for the most part. Except once, when he managed to ram me a hair before I could dodge. But otherwise, it's the best I've done against ED Libra maybe ever.Technically, I've been in ED Libra fights without dying. But that's because my team were damage monsters and killed him before anything bad happened. This time I actually contributed a fair share of my own damage, even if I did fall.
>>568659378huge
>>568660571thanks for the update creasy
>>568659717If that really was a person then no they’re no longer here. >>568659839That never happened.
>>568641018What?
gg ED horsethank you for tolerating my joke build
>>568663430We have no CHOICE!
