Sixty Nine EditionA general thread to discuss Dispatch by AdHoc Studioshttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2592160/Dispatch/>Dispatch merch store featuring new merchhttps://store.adhocla.com/>Fanart Fridayshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2057906942161682765>Dispatch wins bigly at the 2026 BAFTA awardshttps://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2046272794330304708>Dispatch save file inspector (PC only)https://sdnrecordsdepartment.io/If you're unsure where to find your save files click on "where are my save files" on the bottom right and copy the file path>New Youtooz Plushies:https://x.com/youtooz/status/2038661988180521021Previous thread: >>568020557
Malevola!
>>568590615Invisimech <3333
>>568590615>Courtney OP for once
Kind of crazy how we almost made it to 70 over a episodic story game that ended several months ago with no news of a sequel.
My life for Mandy
Flambert <3333
>>568591134Only 31 more to go
It's Laura Bailey's birthday today.
>>568591134We don’t die until Visiholic dies
>>568591530kek, and it's fresh #69 thread, pottery.
Mechaman x Phenomaman Waterboy x Flambae Prism x Blonde Blazer Invisigal x Malevola It would be so hot All the gay, all the lesbian Frotting and scissoring action #PrideMonth
Happy Birthday to her. I wonder if anyone from AdHoc is aware of /SDN/'s existence.
>>568591530She raped millions
>>568591134>no news of a sequel we already talked about this visitard>>568591757>pride month ……thanks for reminding me this is right around the corner……..
>Laura Bailey will die in your lifetime
>>568591426and then what?will fujo finally be free?
>>568592295The adhoc fairy will descend and grant us all our biggest wish.
>>568592295then we will begin the countdown to #101
I still think about this scene. Nothing else in recent media has made me realize how lonely I am to the point where I'm tempted to drink myself into oblivion. But the world doesn't need two Visiholics.
I love my cute wabi-sabi gap moe gamer shitposter cinephile horny clingy jealous stalker red flag corny virgin laser-riding-badass attention-seeking clean brown valentine tomboy maid gf with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake".
>>568592645>stands in front of Bob-bert half naked in a kinky maid outfitWhat did she mean by this???
>>568591757I think Mandy and Courtney should kiss each other, on the lips
>>568594168She's gonna bake him some donuts and end up setting his kitchen on fire
>>568595206
We made it to summer. Now what?
>>568595547We start to sweat and get smelly from this unbearable summer heat.
>>568595547technically not summer until june 21st
Sweaty stinky humid summer sex with Courtney
Sex is gross and smells awful. I could never sleep in the same bed after doing it. I also kick the lady out of my house.
>>568595820>>568596317have you guys heard of air conditioning
>>568597248Try taking a shower before and after. But yeah humans are generally stinky.
>>568597473A test of bonding in a relationship is being able to tolerate the sheer stench of each other when lacking basic amenities like running water or air conditioning. If you can’t survive being in a hot car for more than two days with each other… with no rest stops in sight… then… well…
>ges wut ay wisht for Bobert
>>568598929A chocolate cupcake with pink frosting and sprinkles
Imagine the smell
>>568592591Same. The cinema and party scenes made me gosling harder than anything I've seen in a vidya before.
>>568599294Hnnnng
>>568603687How much lint do you think Sonar gets from all that fur
>>568590763MalevolANT reporting in
>>568604198Harder
>>568595547Isn't it still the Spring technically
>>568604198>>568604312RAPE FACEApparently the chances of getting someone pregnant increase drastically when you’re in rape mode
>>568604191every time someone posts that image it somehow gets smaller
Do it for her
>>568591082You're welcome.
>>568609432I dont recognize anyone from the bottom row which is weird since she's done a ton of work, the creator of the image had so much more to choose than modern slop. no jaina? no lucina? no kaine?
>>568616197bottom row is all AAA western slop, AKA, your opinion of her is probably going to be ruined if you do recognize the characters
>>568616197>Abby from Last of Us 2>Nadine from Uncharted 4>Mary Jane from Spider Man 2>Kait from Gears of War 5
>>568611091You traitor
>>568618105grim
This Golem guy? He's pretty cool if you ask me. Sorry for being a little late>>568609432>no Rise>no Catherine>no Lust>no Serahshit list
>>568617019I don't see why, it's not her fault she's acted in some shit before.
>>568619464I mean it's not really her fault (other than taking on the roles I guess) but it's funny how in indie and japanese games she's always casted as likeable/relatable/feminine characters and in AAA slop she's always the most unsufferable cunt in the cast
>>568619305Unfortunately most westerners don’t consider Japanese games to be real games
>>568618817I didn't make the OP. I was just too tired and busy to make it.
When mom and dad sit you down for the talk
Man...
>>568621351Well I hope you drank your coffee
>>568623003Mecha Man
>>568626128Sponge Dispatch Network
>>568623504I can't drink coffee.
>>568627604Wat, why? Do you go caffeine crazy or something?
>>568628105NTA but too much coffee makes me really horny
>>568628515>Courtney upon hearing this
>>568631223>Robert's mug gets inexplicably refilled all the time now
holy moly page 9
>>568634609How long does it take to get to page 9/10? Forty minutes? This is a good amount of time for bump intervals. Just don’t forget.
>>568628105My heart starts to beat too much and I already have issues with stress, that's why.
>>568627604You are so pure fujo ^-^
>>568638476So pure ^-^
>>568634609I was napping
>>568641164SDN seems to be a very nap friendly general these days
>>568641316When you got nothing better to do or nothing to talk about. I can see no alternative than resting.
>>568641316it's hard work posting stupid shit on a mongolian basket weaving forum all day
https://steamcommunity.com/games/3897800/announcements/detail/713402709657518304?snr=2___Uhh this is a thing
Need a Visi gf
>>568622910>Alright everyone. Now that the entire team is here. Blazer has decided that we're all participating in the mandatory Team Building Exercise Orgy.
>>568626128SpongeMan MechaPants
>>568626128SpongRob Squareshorts.
I haven’t actually named them yet What should I name them?
>>568638476>and I already have issues with stressAh. That sucks. Do you also suffer from irrational anxiety attacks? Depression or other mood swings? Guilt complexes? I used to have crippling OCD which didn’t help my irrationality. “If you don’t do this your family will get struck by lightning because God hates you.”. Being raised by a former Jehovah’s Witness, this was a surefire recipe for mental health issues. Putting the fear of God into a child at such a young age is a horrible thing for any religious institution to do. My mother left that cult. Thank god. But now I have major problems. I still feel like the world hates me. I am always skeptical of being happy. It could be a trap.
>>568646223Bobert and Beef
>>568646223Robey and Corney
>>568646223Punky & Brewster
>>568646746>irrational anxiety attacks?Pretty much. I never felt that way until after Covid. I guess it could be the trauma from that.
>>568644835>"so, threesome?"
>>568646746Sorry you had to suffer through that by the way. At least it seems you got out of it. I do sympathize, can't imagine being raised in that kind of environment.
>>568647174Covid melted everyone’s brains.
>>568647512Quite true unfortunately.
>>568647313>threesomelol. No. Dibs on Robert Whorebertson.
>>568649313He wants to be molested so bad
>>568647759Ew. Ugliest Mal fanart I've seen so far. What an injustice to the sexiest muscle mommy of 2026.
>>568649509>"Guys, Guys! There's enough Mecha Dick to go around for everyone."
>>568649584it can get worse
>>568649252Imagine how hard her pussy would've exploded if Bob-Bob immediately lip kissed her if she saw her glancing and yearning like that.
>how it wasVS.>how it's going
>>568652862Put some clothes on you slut.
Fuck babes... it's so hot this summer.
>>568653835Summer episode... doko...
>>568647174The world just doesn’t feel the same. I’ve lost so many friends. >>568647321Thank you. It’s tough juggling between the rational and the irrational.
>>568651239No, no, no, think about this. What if Robert….grabbed and held her hand?
>>568658119fucking slut
>>568658119Counterpoint: What if they intertwine fingers...
>>568658119>>568660557Obscene perveted brat. OBSCENE!
>>568660557Warning: NSFW
>>568661385you know it would be the quite a funny twist if Courtney was actually the one into vanilla shit and Mandy was the filthy degenerate all along
>>568642761Yeah, it'd be nice to have a grill that's actually horny for me.
>>568661756I feel like the game kind of canonically established that was the case
>>568664457not really. The only thing we have to go off of is Courtney's sex dream and that doesn't really prove anything
>>568664669>Rom com enjoyer>Sour Patch enjoyer>80s family movie enjoyerCourtney is a VIRGIN
>>568590615Well lads, I posted few months ago bragging about how I'd started dating cute wabi-sabi gap moe horny clingy jealous red flag attention-seeking tomboy zoomette with ADHD, asthma, smoking addiction, insecurities, a foul mouth, a below average IQ and delicious "cake". It looks like the relationship might be over. She started talking about moving in with me a few weeks ago and I said I wasn't comfortable with us moving that quickly. Now she's had an argument with her flatmates and they're kicking her out (justified on their part t b h, it sounds like they started the argument but she escalated with some fucking personal insults and threw her phone through the kitchen window) which has left me with the option of either letting her move in after all or abandoning her to sleep in her car. The red flags and borderline personality disorder are starting to outweigh the joy of the relationship and I'm not sure I can keep going with this.
Goodnight /sdn/ I love you all>>568666347That's rough man I wouldn't say abandon her at the worst possible time but also didn't let that spiral out of control
>>568668837I think I know who commissioned this.
>>568666796Yeah, I don't want to be like "What's that? You're homeless? Gtfo of my life bitch" but she's been starting to lose it just from me not responding to her texts quickly enough and I'm concerned that if she moves in then it'll lead to more serious problems if split up down the track.The cynic in me is also pointing out how convenient it is for her to get in an argument that's resulted in her getting kicked out of her sharehouse just days after I said I thought it was too soon for her to move in with me. And she makes it sound like it's now a choice between moving in with me or being homeless, rather than finding a flat to rent on her own or another sharehouse or even moving in with her parents for a bit.
>>568666347>>568671004Some men drown while other die of thirst. Well, it is a shitty situation if you feel like it's too soon to live together but the only alternative is making her homeless. But yeah, what about her parents? The whole situation seems a bit manipulative on her part. >>568666796Good night BBfren
I'm sure even Visi has an AC
>>568677741I mean who hasn't played Assassin's Creed at this point?
>>568666347give me her number, i can be twice the man you wish you were
night dudes
>>568683497Goodnight frend
It’s Friday. You all better be in a good, non-depressive mood. That includes you Drunkanon, Hopium, Fujo, Doomposter, etc.
>>568687585Don’t tell me what to do. Just for that I’m going to force myself to be a grumpy piece of shit. Fuck you.
>>568687585I'm always in a great mood>downs a bottle of vodka
>>568688252:/
>>567491980Regarding this, I think it would flow better if Mandy was the depressed one here (because she just lost her amulet idk) to justify her flying the mech suit
>>568688606is there a fangame or fanfic where mandy let robert hit the first night they met? and i don't mean like a one night stand
>>568691632>fangameyou fucking wish
The real dumpy
>>568691603Sure, do whatever you think is better for the story. That was just a prompt after all. But no changing Mandy's racist mom. It's integral for her character.
>>568691603Now that I think about it... yeah, it's def better if she's the one who's in a depressing mood, since now she's the one forced to sit behind the desk, feeling powerless while Robert's on the field, risking his life, unable to help him.
>>568691603Just in case the thread with the prompt gets deleted, I've saved the prompt on my PC.
>>568670136Thirsty retard visi is my spirit animal.
>>568695037everything just goes to the archive but either way I've already copied and pasted it myself
>>568682792Easy on the bath salts there pajeet.
I'm a retard. It only just occurred to me that Wreck-It Ralph is just Toy Story for "modern audience".
>>568696487I am going to smack you. With my back hand.
>>568687585Season 2 never ever.
>>568687585Okay, MOMMMM.
>>568694387Mandy is such sexy fucking PAWG dayum.
>>568677741how did visi get an armored core??
>>568697316she stole it obviously
>>568697316She blowjobbed the hottest new SDN employee and threathened to pester Royd with PDA if they didn't build her one.
>>568697396>steals Robert's astral pulse>steals the mech suit too>turns into a Gundam with red ring technology >crashes and destroys it anyway because she can't pilot
>>568698016>steals your costume>"look at mi bobrt eye m da meka man!"
>>568682792I guarantee you you don't actually want a BPD gfBPD doesn't mean spunky tomboy who occasionally punches you in the arm for being a faggot, BPD means poisoning your dog because you were mean to her that one time 4 months ago
>>568699021it looks better on her anyway
>>568699705i don't have a dog and i'm not mean to anyone ever
Visi isn't a BPD. Anyone who says that hasn't interacted with a BPD woman in their lives.
>>568694387used goods unfortunately
Oh wow i didnt know Dispatch had a generalI loved it.Can i be a regular here, heres the order of girls in which i want to fuck the mostmalevola > coupe > prism > blazer > invisigalpls rate
>>568700618>another Malevolant has hit /SDN/Eh whatever, welcome faggot stick around there's not much of us left
>>568700618heres the order of girls in which i want to fuck the most: mandy
>>568700849>not much of us lefti left because all of the obnoxious fujo posting, is bbjeet still here?
>>568700618Oh, you're a malevolafag?Post 1000 pictures of her right now or gtfo
>>568701017>i left because all of the obnoxious fujo postingHow do we tell him
>>568700849>>568700947Thanks.Here's something I've been wondering, I know the "game" is just a collection of prerendered video files, but they had to have models to begin with, to animate, right?Why didn't the devs very subtly leak the 3D models so that people can make porn, are they stupid?I'd make for a perfect advertisement and word of mouth.These guys don't know business.
>>568701017Fujo is essential to existence /SDN/ shut up>is bbjeet still here?He left, dropped in a few times for a while to stir up the waifuwar, but that didn't happen in some time.
>>568700947Basado>>568700606El cringo
>>568701653Made for BBC. Robert can't handle that.
>>568701331The animations were outsourced, there's a 3D model of Flambae in the files because it's used in one of the hacking sequences during gameplay. And I'm pretty sure the devs didn't want their game to turn into another Overwatch situation. But yeah, they don't know buisness, they didn't know how to handle merch and were generally surprised that the game became so popular.
>>568701507Sometimes I get the feeling that he still here. Lurking in the shadows.
>>568701783>And I'm pretty sure the devs didn't want their game to turn into another Overwatch situationSo, yeah, dumbasses.
>>568702026he's right here >>568701732 >>568700606
>>568700618Based Demonussy enjoyer.
>>568702164No no, that's not BBjeet, BBjeet wouldn't debase Mandy.
>>568701017>obnoxious fujo postingYou take that back. Fujo has been carrying /SDN/ on his back and keeping us alive for most of the threads for a while now.
>>568701783>But yeah, they don't know buisnessThat's Telltale for you
>>568701017>fujo>obnoxiousYou shut your whore mouth. Fujo may be a faggot, but he's a based faggot. BASED!
>>568700849I fucking told you, you fucking fucks! I told you that they will breed like ants and infest the whole general! But have you listened to me?! NO! Madman they called me! Faggot, they yelled! Mark my words, when season 2 hits this thread will have less than 50% of all other posters! THE REDSKINS WILL REPLACE US!
>>568702860Malevola is a psyop intended to incline goyim to Satan. You can guess who is behind this.
>>568702860>molests your boyfriend in front of youCanon btw.
>>568702860someone needs to make a better edit of this
Why'd she do it
>>568703846To assert dominance.
>>568704367Unfortunately she lost the Robertbowl in the end
>>568704792Right, to Mandy
>Me when I see Caucasian women
>>568700618WE DONT WANT YOU HERE YOU STUPID FROG
>>568701017Foojo is my fren :>
>>568708606>Me when I see Caucasian women
HNNNNNG
>>568712725>When you astral but she keeps pulsing
>>568700618HA HA! YES.... YES!!god I never expected to get this far when I started posting regularly.>>568702860My Malevossad agents will reign supreme, this general was promised to us 66 threads ago
>>568713603Don’t humor the frog you stupid bitch GOD I hate you
>>568713603*68>>568713683bite me, I'm winning
froge?
a frog poster is better than a rat poster (do not confuse with the hamster poster, or the recent mouse anon), leave him be.
>>568714360I don’t remember any rats here. Is this some looming threat we have to worry about?
>>568714360
>>568714526there was a rat spamming faggot who was pretending to be a bb-loving jeet back where there were regular /v/ threads. then he showed up here during early threads. thankfully he fucked off.
tiddies
https://youtu.be/LQhIcXiljN0I think there's a lot of potential for ex-couple jokes with BB and Phenomaman in season 2
>>568687585I have to go to work on Saturday morning, how do you think I feel?
>>568717515Well why the fuck did you accept that shift bitch
>>568718267Not much I could do about it buddy boi
You WILL work in the weekendsAnd you WILL be happy
>>568720665Weekends are sacred Mandy, so fuck off
>>568720952Sure thingSee you early Saturday morning!
>walk into staff room >see boss watching star gate on the staff room television unironically >immediately turns it off lol
>>568721609>Someday I will take your amulet and Showe it up your ass Mandy.
>>568721863Ask him what season he's on
>>568722232Shove*
>>568721863Mandy does this but torrenting shows on her computer
>>568714786Bumpo for more hamsters
>>568727452No more hamsters.
>>568727452
>>568718652Can't you get someone else to fill in for you? Preferrably from this century. Cuz you're done-zo.
In honour of my team soon tearing up the World Cup and having a chapter around 80% finished for 2 months since StS2 beta released, I vow to finish that chapter and some other touches on previousn chapters tomorrow. Oorah etc etc
>>568733536I don't know what any of that means but I'm rooting for you anon
Why is flambae so popular
>>568736959You don't know what the World Cup or Slay the Spire 2 is?
>>568737553nope
https://x.com/adhocstudio/status/2060436533467840915
>>568738284You know you have to be above the age of 18 to post on 4chan, right?
>>568737352Just look at this guy.
>>568737352He's the only gay guy so fujos latched onto himTo be fair Waterboy is also fairly popular in those circles, just not here
>>568741019Am a beetch mai names Rahburt
oh my fucking god almighty bros i love u I FUKCING LVOE U ALLL doooo rea i vleayljtk;aleknk rrellly do good nigbht bros good nignt fuccck immm drunk goood nibngntn tn fuck nrps
>>568744946goodnight visiholic
>>568742090I'm a beetch, I'm a beetch... I'm sacha leetle beetch.
>>568744946Sleep tight visidrunk. Try not to drink yourself to death too much.
>>568750370B E E FEEF
>>568737352/OurHomo/
>>568751093Beef if he wasn't morbidly obese
>>568751093I want a beef Chihuahua :(
>>568752890There are a lot of them out there.
>>568752050R O T U N DOTUND
new kino just dropped
>>568743167How would the z-team, or hq, react to their relationship?
Damn bros how the FUCK did you choose between the blonde bombshell and the tsudnere tomboy. Both are literally my type.
>>568756043Indifference.>>568756574With the power of science we can combine the two.
>>568755553>bound and gagged fetishcringe
>>568756043I think as depicted in that artwork above. Chase would likely feel just as bothered by their relationship as he is with Invisigal. He sees the Z-team at that point as nothing but criminal screw ups who'd be better off in the slammer. Granted he does see Invisigal at that point in the story as the worst of them. I think the rest of the team wouldn't care all that much. Maybe they'd poke fun at it here or there. While HR would roll their eyes about it, now having to step in.
>>568756574easy The brunette is my type
>>568756726
>>568756574I didn't. I'm a tactician chad. I chose my salary over pussy.
>>568757489>combiningBitch, that's swapping. Not the same. still hot though.
>>568758830
>>568758984
wife
i kinda want to make a Dispatch WEG but idk how to draw so maybe i'll go with 3d models, anyone know how to start?
>>568766706kill yourself
>>568766808i'm like your only real chance to have malevola and female cop routes so please be respectful
>>568766939no do it now
>>568767036i'm not using AI so don't preemptively kys me like that
>>568767106https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmP4VwbbaCg
>>568767232nah
>>568769337Where are they going
>>568769337to a straight conversion therapy session, you disgusting faggot
>>568759150>Blonde Gal/Blonde Bitch>InvisiBlazerEither or.
My brain>meh I've seen hotter succubiMy heart>MAL PLEASE SMOTHER ME WITH YOUR HOT ASS AND PUSSY
>>568771539she smothered your heart with her ass and pussy
>>568770516too late buddy boy you're in the fujo zone now
>>568770021Arizona.>>568770516Kys.
>"Hey Robert, check it out, I stole Blazer's dress. >:3"
oh nooo haha that would mean Mandy's running around the office naked ahahaThat would be so terrible to witness haha
>>568774449>>568774151
>>568774449You do know she has other clothes right? And that dress is a loaner in storage?
>>568774594stop ruining my fantasy
>>568774580The Blonde Boobers just bouncing around as she runs
>>568774712
Me so sleeepy
What's Mandy's cup size
>>568775935Venti when Blazer, Tall when Mandy.
>no 6 ft tall amazonian warrior hellgirl to cuddle up to at nightWhy are we even here?... just to suffer?
>>568776582how many CCs is a venti?
>>568777298>How many Closed Captions is a ventiAbout as many as an entire subtitle text.
>>568777298drinking milk from Mandy's venti cups
>>568774151fucking hell
>>568773123arizona sucks, trust me i live here
>>568783176It's got beautiful sights. I mean the Grand Canyon, London Bridge, Metor Crater? It would at least be a decent road trip. Provided they got the necessary goods and stop at a decent motel.
goodnight /sdn/ I love you all
>>568785147g'night
>>568666347I warned you about the "wabi-sabi" broI told you broI told you about the red flags
>>568777068Imagine her bullying you into having sex with her O:>>568785147It's morning here in Euroland
>>568737352Based Autistic Homo. That's why. He's not in your face type of homo, so not woke.
>>568756574For me the Choice was never Blonde Blazer or Invisigal.It was Mandy or Blonde Blazer.Team Mandy all the way
Endless Mode with the ChudBox port.Troost.
>>568791320Then it was never really a choice at all
I take one look at Mandy's butt and I just wanna plap plap plap a kid into her you know? Like just an earth shattering, leg shaking dicking that ends with her holding up a pregnancy test by the doorway in a few weeks. She'll be a stay at home mom packing our lunches and kissing the little brat goodbye every day and when I get home from work I'll be plapping her ass senseless all over again.
>>568803209The male fantasy. Having a family of your own.
>>568788813>Imagine her bullying you into having sex with her O:>constantly sack taps you in front of Blazer/Invisigal whenever she gets a chance>always greets you with "Hi babes." while giving you lusty look whenever she greets you even in front of the boss>always brings you back a fresh bag of triple crunch tacos with a kiss mark on it after she comes back from missions at the end of a shift and secretly leaves them in your locker>always crotch grabbing you and fondling your nuts whenever she passes you by at the headquarters>always secretly rubbing up against your crotch with her tail under the table in the conference room during team debriefs and meetings like she's playing footsie with your dick
>>568809062I bet malevola is a pegger
>>568790672Sloppy wet kissers
>best girl gets attention here>it's all generic gooner fantasies>ignore her personality and make her into a bimbo whore >practically just jerking off to an imaginary character that looks like hercmon guys, we can do better than this
>>568814602I want to turn blazer into my bimbo whore
>>568814602She's only a gooner bait for her dispatcher.
>>568814602>best girl gets attention hereI'm biased because Courtney is best girl to me #tomboysupremacy>it's all generic gooner fantasiesBlame adhoc for not fleshing out Malevola's character more>ignore her personality and make her into a bimbo whore again, blame adhoc for not fleshing her out more so her personality is more apparent.
>>568816881I just think it's stupid that a single scene where she taps robert's nuts makes anons like >>568809062 write shit about her being a sex fiend obsessed with your crotch. yeah she's a side character but this is ridiculous, they're playing up what little we saw of her flirty personality into something exaggerated into the point of not being remotely similar to the character. it's like making mr whiskey the inventor of modelo because he poured alcohol into coffee in one of the few scenes we see him.
>>568816596Imagine how stinky Robert was in that hospital bedSomeone was clearly grooming him tho
>>568820020nurse Mandy was giving him sponge baths
>>568817403You’re a fag
>>568817403she's a demon (which is halfway to being a succubus) wearing daisy dukes and heels to combat and she's the most hedonistic in Z-team, it's not hard to envision her as a sex fiend when she's already halfway there
>>568817403Shut up pussy. No one’s gonna read all that shit. Fucking loser.
>>568817403You have triggered a horde of Malevolants with this post.
>>568824317thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ
Sigh. Another overnight shift tonight. Time to take a mid day snooze to prepare for it.
>>568826362rest well anon, can't imagine working on weekends.
this was my post: >>568817403I'm sorry hopium, you were right in the end, for I was hoisted by my own petard. I just wanted malevola to be recognized but not like this, not to be flanderized as gooner bait #57859. I know I will pay for what I've caused for it's what I deserve.Please, in my final post, I beg to each and every one of you... hopium, fujo, visikeks, visiholic, golem ritual poster, blazerfags, bbjeet, hampster poster, Pman poster, Sonar poster, waterGOD, Robert posters, goslings, and all the friends we made along the way... end them, the malevolants, every last one of my brood.KILL. THEM. ALL.https://youtu.be/kpnW68Q8ltc?si=eJZLl4wFxxJQ5sUc
>civil war among malevolantsthe /sdn/ lore thickens
hnnnngh
this champions league final fucking sucks, it's so boring
>>568828784nice DCAU Blazer, now ask them to do Visi
>>568816881>I'm biased because Courtney is best girl to me #tomboysupremacysame love the perky tsundere
>>568830006
>>568831248FUCK YES, thx anon
>>568831248God I love dark girls
we know waterboy
spaghetti is delicious
>>568777068Malevola is more of a tease and a bully desu, don't think she's the cuddler type
getting locked in Malevola's sex dungeon for the weekend
>>568831248This is BTAS/justice league artstyle, nice>>568824002Why are you guys so angry about it tho? Its all just silly escapism & goofy fantasy at the end of the day
>>568827148What you interfere with now is bigger than you can imagine. It is written, it is their time to give penance. If you continue you will bring down the Niggerman's wrath. You are but one man. They are no longer your people to save!
>>568831248Coupe and Prism fit the most with Timm's art style.
>>568834608Eating it right now as well.
>>568834608>>568841387enjoy spaghet
>>568841046>Timm's art styleCoupe is basically vixen, and BB is Black Cannary
>>568831248
>>568842059I could go for one of those O:
is this dude retarded or something
>>568842727>>568842947Fug I remember their episodes.
>>568836789>>568842059Is this a spaghetti pilled general ?Do I put olive oil in my pasta water or no ?
>>568853506Flambae would incinerate you for asking such a stupid fucking question.
boughted 12 eggs boiled them and ate htem all while drinkin vodka lifes beautful bros i love u all godnight
>>568855129:/
>>568853506It might depend on the type of pasta noodle idk
>>568859093It should be considered sacrilegious to the Gay God to bottom when you’re taller.
>>568860523Even if the taller person has a fatter ass? That seems like such a waste.
>i am forgotten...
>>568863528just like the she hulk show
Start shaming tall bottoms and short tops.
Start shaming people who put olive oil in their pasta water.
>>568864838https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoV7lw7YBG4
>>568865176yeah I'd trust the guy with the Italian mother>>568864080at least she didn't twerk or talk about sexism
>>568866560……
>>568867439I want to see her twerking...
>>568867753As long as it's not with Megan The Stallion or whatever that rapper bitch's name is
>>568867486
>>568868051TheyAre notSHOTASA hairy shota is like an effeminate dwarf who struggles growing a beard anyway
>>568868051<3 fuzzy hobbits
Aaaaand I’m awake. Yawn. Now to just have to get to work. Then stay awake talking to absolute weirdos all night for another eight fucking hours until the sun comes up… Then go back home to collapse on my bed for another eight hours…. Only to wake up, eat, shower, feed pets, and go right back to bed AGAIN since it’s already dark out, AND I have to work Monday morning as well….Weekend wasted.
>>568869915ganbare anon
>>568869915:(>>568870281“He sleeps too much? And he still feels tired all the time? Hire him!”.
You only like this game because you look at Robert’s eye shadows and you think to yourself “he just like me fr fr” even though your job isn’t nearly as exhausting as his
>>568870803actually I like this game because Mandy has a fat fucking ass and a great personality to go along with it
>>568870803I just like the pretty woman being nice to me.
>>568869915Kek your life sucks
>>568872106Know that there is at least one person who envies them.
>>568869915The fujo will keep you company
>>568875297>pathetic
>>568872548I really wish I was a poor, pathetic, washed up hero living in a tiny box apartment forced to take up a wageslave job because my life's work got blown up
>Replayed Dispatch this weekend >The Visi romance percentage has dropped to 53%
>>568876154>Blonde Blazer romance rose 1%Mandy Wins Bigly
>>568876501Mandybros we can't stop winning!
>>568860512Waists are underrated
>>568861324Do you think he checks himself out in the mirror at home
>>568876704Never a better time to invest in Mandy stocks
>>568877359Definitely.
>>568884187doesn't Mandy canonically not know a thing about basketball
>>568884627White women can't jump.
>>568882028Tummy
>>568884187Why does flambae look so short here
>>568886306Beats me.
A coke head just walked in and I don’t know what to do. If I don’t post tomorrow it means I got murdered.
>>568888206Offer them some twinks
>>568888206Do you know any kung fu
>>568888206Try not to get raped, okay?
>>568888206Match his energy and you’ll be fine
>>568888206establish repport, do a line of coke with him
>>568888206Rip in peace. Thoughts and prayers bro.
>>568888206Anon are you okay??
>>568890738Erm ACKCHUALLY-- it's spelled "Rapport" not "repport".
>>568892490I think we lost him
>>568888206If he makes this face, DO NOT BREAK EYE CONTACT. No matter what you do, always meet his gaze and for fucks sake, DON'T DROP THE SOAP.
>>568870803actually I just like perky titted Visi and her tsundere tomboy attitude.
Anon ;_;
>>568888206wtf
Bang bang, he shot me down, bang bang
My baby shot me down
>>568888206Pourin' one out for anon. Probably ended up buttfucked to death by the coke head that entered his home. Gone too soon. Fly high, brother... fly high.
F
>>568896574Imagine dying before Visiholic
>>568898492g'night
>>568897203What if that WAS Visiholic...
>>568898492night BBfren
>>568899780What if Mecha Man but ANALOG HORROR SKIN WALKER
>>568898336Is he mad because he put a flower in his hair I think he looks good
>>568900245>Is he mad because he put a flower in his hairHe's steaming because Robert is laughing about it.>I think he looks goodI agree.
>>568590615I played this shitty game so I KNOW there isn't 69 generals worth of discussion to be had. What's really going on here? Is it waifufagging?
>>568901262We are a cute and wholesome little club. There is nothing more to it.
>>568901384Ah so faggotry. The Helltaker general lasted a while on pure faggot roleplay. Carry on.
>>568901262You don’t like?
God damn it anon don’t die on me
good day /sdn/>>568899980it wasn't me and i hope that anon is okay, coke heads can be dangerous. what kind of job requires interaction with such individuals anyway?
>>568906502Gas station? Hospital?
>>568906831a gas station would make sense, at night it's a beacon for all kinds of delinquents.
>>568906502hotels I guess
>>568906502Mysterious profession we aren’t allowed to know about.
>>568901262This is a general where wholesome discussions of the characters some hamsters and the occasional beefposting occurs.
>>568909545Reminder that this dog was based on one of the writers’ actual irl obese chihuahua who died from obesity
>>568906502>what kind of job requires interaction with such individuals anyway?
>>568909941>Rip bestest boy>His name was Beef and he was naked
>>568910001It… It was Sonar, wasn’t it? Anon got killed by a coked out Sonar. :/
>>568906502>coke head>what kind of jobA HARD job that requires a certain type of skill.The kind of job that always requires a level HEAD.The kind of job where (you) BLOW on something.
>>568910583
>>568910583What did I just say. Don't ask questions, just read the fine print.
>>5689065027/11 clerks
>>568919892Such a grabbable PAWG ass.
>>568920197Built for Mecha Man hands.
>>568920197>"Robert, please. Not in public honey, wait until we get to my office at least..."
>musclemogs your boss
>What if Flambae... but femaleFlambabe.She controls di Fire... and da Flame. in my loins
>>568902235>The Helltaker general huh, they have made it past 150 before they started dying too often to carry on. is this the fate of /sdn/ as well? that's at least 7 more months. it would be impressive anyway considering that we expected to die before #30, i mean #40, i mean #50...
>>568923816
>>568920660Imagine the office sex they have regularlyThat couch in her office must be getting worn out by now
>>568922786She’d be a lesbian, anon. Sorry, anon.
>>568929064>implying anon isn't a lesbian
>>568924749Golem hampter looks so funny
>>568929064girls don't use 4chan. Sorry, but it's the truth
Mandy when you ask for anal
>>568922786>>568929064>>568929965>>568933090Isn't lesbian just gay but for females? I'd be gay for Flambabe. I'd be SO gay like you wouldn't believe.
>>568940617>It's like she's wearing nothing at all...>nothing at all...Stupid sexy Flambabe.
