Previous: >>568611078>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Race Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
>>568632501this one
>>568632501Her outfit is secretly the most erotic out of all the releases so far
ate too much today
I mean the thread might be up by the time it happens but Gentildonna and Cafe actually hasn't been released yet, it will in about 4 and a half hours. I meant to say this last thread, and probably should've, but it's still Red Desire until then. The card Gacha will also change to Gran Alegria and Satono Diamond rather than being a generic pick up.
>>568632620CUTE
>>568632341>>568632341>>568632341move, non schizo bake
>Umama already defending his boyfriend in the NTR thread>>568632610>>568632235Here's your proof
>>568632341>>568632341>>568632341everything is correct in this
>>568632684This thread will last 5 hours.
>>568632734>>568632695Nope
>>568632501Who?
Digitan LOVE
What team comp is /uma/ running in next cm? No one is running triple fronts, right?
>>568632846Bamboo dementia
>>568632846It's Bamboo Muteki!
>>568632501yaeno cuteki
>>568632846Bamboo Memory
>>568632930I wish this were me
This one
>>568632728A drunk shortstack sounds really dangerous
>>568632930Symboli exclusive trainer
>>568632930the propaganda is TOOOO STRONGGGG>>568633019go to daly city, CA
>>568632846It's Yaeno Memory!
>>568632670Mejiro Dober exists
>>568632994Is this the only shit this dude is doing now? He fell off quickly after the bakushin incident
damage report?
Every single time I spark a banner in this game it makes me want to quit.>200 pulls>1 copy of the THIRD TICKEZO SSR WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY FUCK OFF>my final copy of the tamamo cross stam SSR to complete my off banner crown achievement for getting this dogshit card that I don't want>1 copy of sakura chiyono Oand that's it. I had a single copy of the ayabe power SSR and wanted more. so now i have 1 more. jesus fuck i hate pulling for cards.
>>568633127You only hit gold once
First ramen in honor of the ramen scenario
>>568633201I ordered the kirkland tonkatsu, I have high expectations
Not too bad for my first run with her, hopefully I can get mile S and a bit more guts and wit before the CM, but if not this will do I guess
>>568633201Do you just buy your broth or you make them from scratch?
>>568633201I want some ramen too
>>568633201I wish I had a wife so that I could make big, luxurious meals like that sometimes.
>>568633201>he hasn't removed the plastic>all that aluminumwtf this kitchencel doing get him away from the stove he's gonna hurt himself
>>568631359>Perfect first year, strong second year>Whore rapes 50 epithet stats away from me>spoiled brat rapes another 50 away from me for the sin of playing an end closer with no clocks>Mr. Cock and Ball torture agemasens me on daring strike>no mile S anyway lmaoWHYCAN'TANYTHINGFUCKINGGORIGHT
>>568633340bwo it's chuck mcgill, be more sensitive
>>568633089>>568632930Symboli Kris Sex
I went to rewatch this event to go grab some more stego giggles/laughs along with Orfevre's and this is still so funny. Goldship making this death trap while Stego happily helping with the decorations, then just letting Orfevre full power it on the control she just so happened to leave hanging around. Always funny seeing Stego going along with Goldship's bullshit. Being Meno is suffering. But also Stego cute.
wrong thread btw
>>568633201>he is STILL USING THE FUCKING PLASTICHE IS STILL CUTTING USING PLASTIC
Pathetic.
I love Rice
>>568633201Clean your stove knobs mf, look how much grease there is
>>568633436yummy microplastics
>>568633340NTA, but do you have the slightest idea how much of a pain in the ass it would be to constantly scrub that panel? The whole point of a digital only stove panel is so you can cover it with cling wrap.
>>568633420Please spam more of this
I will probably quit and buy an account for a fiver whenever an Uma comes out that I want to play the story of. Each account should last a few umas too. Seems more efficient than throwing money at Cygames.
>>568633545your wish is my command
>>568632695>>568632734The Biwa thread was abandoned the same way. Just let anons pick whichever thread they want to use
>>568633201That's a weird looking Samsung phone
>>568633591Just use Umareader.
>>568633396>gold spring runnerfailed the wit check
>>568633201
Dang it had to spark, my savings...
>>568633545You WILL roll for her btw. Just letting you know to start saving carats now
>>568633396>no mile S anyway lmaoFinishing the career after 1st inspo was the mistake here.
>>568633201don't listen to the haters. I use that same cutting board and it's legit.>NOOOOOOOOO YOURE INGESTING 17 CREDIT CARDS WORTH OF MICROPLASTICS PER YEAR YOUR BALLS ARE LITERALLY SO FULL OF PLASTIC YOU CAN ONLY PRODUCE HYBRID CYBORG SPERM WITH LITTLE RUBBER TAILS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOcant hear you over the rapid fire chopping sound effects im making as i eviscerate produce on this cutting board and then clean it easily.
>>568633635It’s better in-game, though. And, thinking about it, you probably wouldn’t even need to pay for an account, because new accounts get about a sparks worth of carrots when they sign up.There really is no point in paying for the horse daughters.
>>568633785the first inspiration was promisingthe second was a fucking flop
>>568633802SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX
https://files.catbox.moe/q5q4c7.png
>>568633784only if she's actually like this in game, which I'm not so sure she is anon
>>568633201Nice, looking forward to the result.>>568633514>>568633436>>568633340Stop bullying mah wonderful boy, he just wants to cook some DELICIOUS RAMENA little bit of microplastics and metal in the body never hurt anyone!
>>568633607You are genuinely the reason I am spending 30k on her
>cute & sexy potential umawaifu>well actually she's a furious carpet muncher and would never see a man in a sexual wayI really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wanted to pull her, but she doesn't want me as her trainer. Why does this happen every time?
>>568633854>it's literally just a picture of teio's titswhen is someone else going to sack up and post their hairline again. You're all pathetic.
>>568633854I look like that
>>568633531I think it's more trouble to set all that aluminium up than it is to wipe for like 1 minute after you're done
>>568633808Literally what is stoping you from using a wooden board. There is no reason to use plastics on your cooking stuff at all.
So one of this schizos is confirmed to be from uma/club/ >>568631424 mad that Umama was taken from him
>>568633861Every uma in this game is for (You), don't listen to anyone telling you otherwise. Some are just a bit more open about it than others>>568633924Good
Another bowl made. >>568633243It's what I use and I like it. If you've eaten ramen around Japan or have good local ramen, though, it's not like a stand out.>>568633270Bought Costco's broth like the guy I'm replying to above>>568633338Ramen isn't really meant to be luxurious>>568633340it's not actually me that puts the foil down, I just live with it>>568633436It's already way too late for me to be worrying about microplastics
>>568633991You just want to see men...
>>568633924>other anons inspire other people to pull for her oshisTHIS is how you do it, meanwhile the NTRfag makes me ick everytime Topro is on the screen
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568633991>it's literally just a picture of teio's tits>he says like that's the most normal thing everwell good on you that you get to see them every day, some of us aren't so fortunate
>>568633991>post hairlineBut... I'm bald
>>568634025wood is stinky and stains and its annoying to wash.
>>568634059looks FINE to me, maybe it's a small serving but who am I to say that
Wait, so what is the point in someone who only really cares about uma stories maintaining an account in the first place? That tedium could just go into making an account whenever a new uma you think is cool gets a banner and reading through her story. The only real purpose of keeping an account long-term is having legacies and cards to train umas for pvp.
To anyone that rolled Inari One: please show a screenshot from her career story so I know you're real
>>568634083Having good taste in women also helps
Has the janny completely given up? We've had so many double threads/thread wars this week and I don't think a single thread got deleted
Ulala :(
>>568634059Eggs look dry, too many toppings for serving. 5/10
>>568634043He did not provide any proof
>>568633991I miss seeing some nice aesthetic white cock on /uma/. Not because I want cock but because it was funny.
Ai chat bot gen almost fooled me.
>>568634245The janny is a participant
>>568634274what the fuck why does the NPC urara have a purple skill? cygames...
>>568633991I can give you a picture of my tanned leg and part of my pale foot. Final offer.
sex with seiun
>>568633902I will bully this plastic using mofo for as long as he uses it in images he posts publicly in here>>568634059Neat meal, and a good effort as always... HOWEVER, there is your industrial ass looking kitchen, and the plastic.
>>568634240It's true it's true.... though this doesn't have to be a competition because most simply cant compete with Kris
Remember when Dacchis pulled that stunt?
>>568634397TRVKE
>>568634274>Sprint E Mile Gbeing NPC Urara is suffering
>>568634059Looks absolutely delicious, 9/10, great work!>>568634386I will lay my life down for my ramen prince. But maybe he should get a wooden board at least.
>>568633991I wish a cute ojou would openly lust after my bald ass like this
>>568634376Anon, that's a boy.
I don't cook enough to warrant getting a wooden one, I'm also not a schizo.
>>568634505Not our fault they made her the way she is (perfect)
I hate stay gold because of the stay gold spamming retard who doesn't know shit about her and just spams her image day in and out
>>568634280This guy >>568632235 trying extremely hard to defend him. I can see the schizos being from a fanslave club
>>568634219It's a cup of broth and 5 oz of fresh noodles, may sound kinda small for an american but the toppings help.>>568634275Forgot to actually take the egg out of the boil water after turning the stove off because I got distracted. I like a lot of toppings, though.
>>568633965While she is not as romance coded as many others, she still has her trainer crush moments in christmas where she gifts you a box to put your valuables she made herself and she sais she has also got an amazing gift after seeing (you) put your important stuff inside her box while giggling.In the ending and the hot springs she for the first time says so long its with you, taking moments to slow down and just walk calmly is fine, not before hearing a festival and grabing your hand as you both run together towards th lights, so her tits and height added to this makes it enough for me. There are also some other nice lines here and there. You can check uma reader.
>>568634059i'm a shit cook and i'd eat this
>>568634059R A M E NAMEN
>>568634232I don't have enough for her golds ;_;
>>568634232I'm in MANT so only events from me
>>568634603and you're trying even harder to complain about him, you're from /Uma/Club too?
>being so emotionally unstable at the sight of a drawing for a retarded reasonPathetic
>>568634665>spurt>tail nineshe's literally Temu Tama huh7 and I do a 10roll on her
>>568634591
>>568634591HOLY KRIS SEXI was wrong about her after all along... nah I always thought she was sex actually just not SEX sex
>>568634510>maybe he should get a wooden board at least.Literally all I'd ever ask for. They're cheap, it's simple, and just nicer to look at in the end.Wasn't there also something about hygiene regarding plastic or something? Not sure about the last one tho, so it doesn't matter.>>568634652FUSU! Between the mighty legs of GENTLE WIFE!
>>568634059>Ramen isn't really meant to be luxuriousWrong. Ramen is the type of dish that turns cheap ingredients into luxurious meals.
>>568634760You lost, V
>>568634665Same. Thankfully only her first gold is unique to her, the third skill is straightaway spurt that you can just inherit off of a race victory as end closer, and the fourth skill is a a dirt heel that just isn't necessary pretty much ever
>>568634812not V but I am also login desu
took my meds, get ready for another 12 hours of fun
Want to read through Inari One’s career? Don’t want to spend 30k gemmies? Just make a throwaway account! It’s real quick and easy! Just make sure your main account is linked first. Never brick your pull plan by umarolling again!
>>568634701CB is an uma whose propaganda I fell for as well. Hard carried by a single artist but man he's just too good>>568634774Glad I was able to show you the light
>>568634812You already posted this 50 times last thread
>>568634924
>>568634701marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage marriage
>>568634561I never thought of Seiun as attractive or sexual but this drawing does... It makes me change that perception
>>568634665Sell me some of your TSS sashes.
>>568634665>people still struggling with moneys>dude got gorillion sashes/shoes, so it's not like he is newfagHow??? Do you just pot5 every Uma you've got?
>>568634701Cock and ball torture...
>>568633201Jealous of you, anon. I'm just a basic bitch who just grabs pic, buys a Rotisserie chicken, boils the eggs, and calls it a day.
>>568634245The janny is sadistic, deleting the NTR thread is a mercy so he's reveling in his misery.
>>568634951CB also is one I'm pulling for. I think we have the same type
>>568634561>https://youtu.be/ovv1Pl87kfg
OkDodging Danger is goodPrudent Positioning is goodMeticulous Measures is goodWhy is Go with the Flow not good?Is the the alliteration?
>>568634701Mr CheeseBurger...
so when it comes to those why is it that when they come it starts going then just comes right back after who made this a thing it's really annoying
>>568634232
>>568635126To be fair that's literally the best instant ramen (also why the fuck is it so expensive now?)
>>568635180>late race
>>568635096Yes.
which dirter is actually for (You)
>>568635180Go with the Flow is good. Just not as consistent value as another velocity skill.
How did you lads do? Ran out at 40 pulls, and bought three packs. Got Manhattan Cafe, Swimsuit Special Week, and another copy of Fine Motion.. I hate when my over-time joke becomes real..
>>568635358Out of character.
>>568635309
>>568635140Must be the case...This is my final Kris Sex post since it is 2am. It seems to me like this thread is in good hands though
>>568635126these taste like shit anon
>>568635358
Is it worth taking Center Stage over just white PP?
>>568635402Jealous cause you are impotent
>>568635420Agreed, thank you and good night kris bwo
>>568635041Just that drawing?
>>568635358Literally me, I am hard whenever I see 'donna, I'm hard right now as we speak
>phone tells me league selection is open>league selection is closeduh? am i going to get banned
>>568635495This one is good tooStrangely enough the daki one did nothing to me
>>568634812he won actually
>>568635432>this popular thing is actually shitwrong its actually popular because its good stop being a contrarian. you will eat shin ramyun BLACKED tonight and you will enjoy it.
>>568635470For a parent yes as an ace no
>>568635516>I'm hard right now as we speakProof?
Seiun Sky is a boy.
>>568635534Selection starts on the 31st. Cygames English department just retarded.
>>568635609Die cockroach
>>568635402thisshe'd pin you to the wall and vacuum fellatio the cum straight out of your balls
>>568635534i saw this too and freaked the fuck out. please tell me its false...
wrong thread still
>>568635605gluing that prototype
>>568634561boys don't have soft tummies like that
>>568635579You right, he won your heart, Umama...
did horses REALLY work at a ramen restaurant irl or what?
What are the odds that Cygames fired a bunch of their staff, replaced them with AI, and that’s why they’ve been ignoring global since the 11/11 patch?
>>568635772No but the Jockeys did a commercial if I remember right
At this point if these retarded thread wars keep going I'm gonna fucking make 5 different threads after those two just so janny has an excuse to nuke all of them
>>568635557That's fine. It doesn't do anything for me neither.
my anus clenched hard
>>568635776They probably saw the money still coming in and said "let's do nothing" because it meant making more money in the short term
>>568635750I do
>>568635470white PP...
>>568635470On a parent or TT uma sure.
>>568635862DEADO HEATO DA
There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English Language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to fuck Biwa Hayahide. It is unfair and unrealistic that cygames will put someone that sexy in my face and expect me to not look at her in a sexual way. Her race outfit even has built in handlebars.
>>568635776if they didn't do it already they will do it eventually for sure, everything to save money
>>568635889You already have V Umama calm down.
>>568635826do it now while I go in the IRCit will be a glorious day
what theHECK is a buckaroo of blessing
>>568635862Who won
>>568635767not even her lol.
>>568635889I don't get this image
>>568635889I would fall for Curren's charm
>>568635846
>>568636023me with inari, followed by digitan by a nose and princess by another nose
>>568635938>wahhhhhh my NTR thread didn't get used I'm gonna go cry to mommy
>>568635945>A barcarole (from the French, derived from Italian barca meaning "boat") is a traditional folk song sung by Venetian gondoliers, or an art music composition written in that style.An genuinely interesting way to translate Takarabune
I miss DST I preferred it when events and stuff happened at 10PM EST instead of 11PM EST.
>>568636106Fine, OK. Trannylators can get this one win.Rare W.
>>568636170At least they don't happen at midnight for you
>>568635938The Israeli Regional Council doesn't care about your pathetic complaints
post your 5 stars
>>568636326Only Neicha.
>>568636326
>>568636235If it helps your narrative, it was the Japanese side that chose the wording of Blessed Barcacole as a way to play on the traditional new years imagery of the Japanese treasure-laden ship
>>568636326>>568636436Stop doing that to suzuka...
>>568636476doing THAT to suzuka
>>568636326im an umaroller
>>568636594>female coded umas
WAIT CM REG WASN'T ACTUALLY REAL? THEY JUST PUSHED A FAKE ASS NOTIFICATION???
>>568636584Good lord protect me
>>568636642>umaroller>all 5* are poverty units
>>568636729Yeah. They wanted to put the fear of God in you.
>>568636796i said im an umarolleri did not say i have good luck
>>568636326Just Agnes so far, but I have a decent number of 4*s.
>>568636584AWOOOGA I WANT TO FUCK DIA AWOOOGA
>>568636326I have more 4* than I do 5*
Cygames spat 3 clocks and a fake notification at you to see how much they could get away with today. Don't pay for subpar service.
>decide to do curren runs to quickly get event points>remember why I never touch her how the fuck am I supposed to play with this whore flaunting her bloomers
>>568636786Is there a new Neptunia game?
>>568636326Only Tachyon
>>568636584heh, I'm... diamonds... heh heh...
>>568636326>>568636476
>>568637048hehehe... sat on, that one, oh?
>>568636948Fuck off.
>>568636584succubus
>>568637016that's genshin
>>568636668These are, indeed, female creaturas, that like to fuck human male dick.
>>568637162I want to eat Ebayans donut
Inari paizuri
>>568637175V MAD
>>568637309kys
>>568635846PRONE BONE
>>568637210The fusus?
>>568637061>>568636436>anons 5 starred their 3* oshi>I have 5 star spechud because she keeps spooking me
post something cute
>>568637456
>>568637383mackie just spooked me a ton, but I did pull raw for kita
>>568637603>Sturmgewehr Cute
>>568637603Fuck off
>>568637603Fuck on
>>568637614ew
>>568637603Fuck in
Post ramen
Spread them
>>568637679Play the game, schizo. StegoCHAD is playing the game, you don't.
>>568637803I am also fucking umama on the side
yo girls, halo's unique is good for any distance right? there isn't any gambling other than the rushed stuff, right?
>>568637383sei is not my oshi she just spooked me a lot
>>568637603stegosexoooo
Why are her breasts so big?
>>568637456>>568637573forgot to quote so bonus
>>568637817Stop calling yourself a chad you cringe freak
>>568637768
>>568637842marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry marry >>568637879sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>568637932>phone image name>sidewayssovl. this man is literally posting from the ramen shop right now. my wife saw this post and made me throw out dinner so we can go get ramen.
https://www.nikkansports.com/m/keiba/news/202605280002005_m.htmlForever Young is aiming for the Irish Champion Stakes
>>568637842>>568637993This woman has singlehandedly delayed my suicide
>>568637838late race starting on a straight usually doesn't happen in mediums and depends on miles
7 and you do a MANT run right now
>>568636326Just rice and nature. Here's all my 4*s too.
>>568638071why is your wife watching you browse 4chan
>>568638085it's just registration, isn't it? aren't they still bullshitting about whether or not they're going turf or dirt?
>>568638095>doesn't happen in mediumsAlmost started a career with it, thanks buddy.
>>568638071>wife>dinner dateDieI would shout curses at you but I lack the energy
Would you do guts build with inari one? Only has 20% power bonus which is nice but the 10% is in stam
>>568636584dear god
>>568637842>tfw you will never own a wonder acute original painting
no centaurs
>>568637902Date me?
>>568638389she's dating V, sorry
>>568638389Fine, post your discord
>making seiun for gemini>junior year fast learner event, not purchased >mile S first inspo>kitisan does not proc prof curvature event>suzuka no concentration>miho no taking the lead>NTR no firm course menace >no groundwork next inspo>buy and double circle every single activatable skill, including greens and radiant star despite 1/1 hints>500 points left over
>>568638443There's no proof of that.
>>568636326Holy fucking umarollers in this thread.Only got 3 measly 5 stars. SSky, King and Tachyon. Buncha 4s, but who cares.But I'm really proud of my Seiun, almost maxed out her. Soon.
>>568638524You end up with a lot of stars if you buy them every day on the daily shops.
Give me a (You) or I rape Fine Motion.
That's a really nice run you got there bro. It would be a shame if your training was restricted.
>>568638346
Fine Motion is literally a useless card 80% of the time
>>568633201I'll ask because nobody else did! whats with all the foil?
>>568638698
sniff
>>568638743he's making crack after ramen
>>568638759Butifur eyes.>>568638743People asked days ago, multiple times. Everyone already knows why. Easier to clean, is what he said.
>excellent junior and classic year>awfully disgusting senior yearEvery time...
>>5686381137 and you post more Matikanefukukitaru.
>>568638743Fireproof surface liner
i think track bonuses are a gaslight
>>568638858does he cook every day? i only check the thread when i wanna melt down about a failed run.
>>568638828Me and my umaBF
>>568638497Check previous thread
>Roll for Inari One because I didn't have any Dirt/Turf uma girls>Agnes Digital shows up near the end of my 200 pulls>pity Inari for the 4 star>Digital had star bits from a previous legend race>Digital 4 starWell, today is productive. Oguri/Pasa/Taiki might actually get shuffled elsewhere on the board.
7 and your next MANT summer gets the ideal 3x rainbow
>>568638898she hit the wall
>>568638698Stego cute.>Asking if the Ai creature is a PliohippusWhat
>>568638987Not every day, but he posts his cooking every now and then.
>>568638858The Almond fusu is cute sometimes
stop posting fusus
>>568639050But my deck doesn't run 3x cards...
>>568639203
>>568639203never
>>568639183It's pretty alrightAlso Oyakodon
I should have dated him.
>>568634059COOKING ANON! is putting all the aluminum foil and presumably replacing it when it gets too disgusting really preferable to just running a wet cloth over things after cooking every couple of times!?
>Falco is relegated to being a faceless, nameless NPC called College GirlHoly brutal
Flat Journey.
>Cooking anon: Uses gas or whatever the fuck like a unga bunga or restaurant cook>Me, the eurotard: Uses an old-ish (10yo) induction field that is insanely easy to cleanEach their own and all, but I must say that induction is really fucking coolio, tho I suppose I can see why the Chinese don't like it, with their funny woks and such.
>first SS uma>literally unusableWell... at least it means I'm close to make a good one soon... r-right?
My body is ready. Give me the zoomies.
>>568639708Ab Journey…
>>568636326Just one.
>>568639537are horses incapable of eating long pasta and soups?
>>568639710gas is so cheap tho, well, electricity is cheap too but you can use gas even if there is a blackout or something
Cutest /uma/ anon?
>>568639484V...
>>568639710>finish cooking>wipe it off with a napkin in less than a minute Induction == heaven
>>568634665That's quite the shame. Tail Nine is awesome.
>>568639338No one's wife...
>>568639934you
>>568639934Umama
>>568634665You probably have 10k+ shoes of each type, sell them
>>568639881Blackouts aren't a thing here, so that's a non-issue in my case. The last time I've seen a blackout was because some fuck wit cut the underground cable on accident, as they were building a new apartment complex in the backlot.>>568639951The hygiene aspect is pretty baller, hard to deny that. Also the heating speed/safety, but that goes beyond the point.
>>568638743>>568639486Said it in another post but it's actually not me that puts the foil down or replaces it. I'd be fine wiping up because I'm not that messy of a cook at least I think I'm not, it's actually been forever since I've cooked in a kitchen without all the foil, but the one who does it does a lot of stir frying.
>>568635928Does the game even have dead heats?
>>568636082w-what's the zipper for
>>568640106No.
>>568640117peeing
>>568640117fishing
>>568639881You can buy a tiny one burner cooker and use it as a backup for those cases.
just can't be arsed if i'm being honest
>>568640117My mouth
>>568638928Shiraoki-sama has abandoned us. 7 and I end my life in an attempt to get back into her good graces
>>568640243is the last crystal at 900k? try get to that atleast
>>568640292last crystal is for 500 at 1 million
literally zero reason to not at least give induction a chance, not when it's so easy to use and affordable to try out... well, ignoring the pots/pans you might have to get that work with FUCKING MANGETS :^)Uma Musume
>>568640243Sweepy might still be able to make it, but if you had her installed you wouldn't be in this situation.
That Vodka card hits hard
>>568640376I can't make good fried rice/udon with induction
>>568640117Peeing into my fish mouth?
>>568640243Neo sweepy can 0-100 the event in 2 hours
>>568640243this is when you start using THAT... and I don't mean sweepy cuz sweepy steals your acc is and EVIL!>>568640424how come? heat not enough for some reason? I fried shit in a pot once just fine, but that was only fries so eh.
>>5686402867 and fuku is now your cm15 med s ace
Fuuuuuuuuck i wasted my luck on her
>>568640450yeah at the cost of having your account stolen
>>568639872most animals besides dogs can't eat most human food that's overly processed, which ramen is (broth is a sodium bomb and noodles are pure starch)
>>568640523because I use a wok and induction won't heat up the wok good enough
>Rolling for Inari>152 rolls without a single 3*>Not even an Inari, just a 3* in generalI'm now in the 1% unluckiest percentile
>>568638164She was hanging out in my office with me while we were both playing uma and I had the thread up on my monitor... You guys play uma with your gfs right?
>>568640535she's actually painless to train for all her affinities
the mess is mostly from the splatter which isn't gas specific
>>568640547Did sweepy end up adding trackers again?
Shiraoki-sama please bless me with good stats and Mile S on today's careers
>>568640587I wasn't keeping track very thoroughly, but I'm pretty sure I actually rolled worse than you.The only saving grace is that I rolled Inari on my 198th rollResults: Inari One and Ass Wonder Fantasy. The only two 3* I got in 200 rolls.
>>5686405297 and fuku (sailor fuku form) is my cm14 mile s aceWaitIs she wearing a sailor fuku because her name......?
>>568640523Just use an older build that doesn't steal your account.
>>568640670Isnt she shit because her ult is crap and too specific
flopari one
>>568640529Clearly the solution is to start carrying lucky charms everywhere and pray for good tidings
>>568640623Playing uma is one thing browsing 4chan is another, if my bf caught me using this website he would kick me out.
>>568640585>wokturns out that a plate can't eat a wok, shocking stuff, I know. it's the one weak point of your average induction plate, which to be fairly niche from a western point of view. you can make it work, but no fucking clue how good these "wok induction" things work, if at all. could be one huge meme for all I know
Inari One tenner and I'm done pulling
>marked
>>568640812yeah flopping her fat titties on my face
>>568638071>Throwing away food
>>568640091oh. i guess that makes sense. ganbare uma thread cook. keep posting your creations!
>>568640854looks kinda wack, besides my wok doesn't have a flat surface, a real work is half a sphere
>>568640841Why? I tell her zany stories about this thread all the time, she thinks I'm getting baited by 5 old men pretending to be 50 people but she laughs at the things I show her. Do people still think 4chan is the exploding van epic hacker pedo site...?
>>568640587My Gentildonna spark had 1 new SSR (Kris S) and 1 dupe in 200 rolls. And that was with half of it needing to funded with cash because I had just come off sparking Stego. Sometimes the Gacha really just decides to fuck you.
>>568640854All I see is photoshop, waiting on an old-enough camera to show us a proper recording
>>568640904
So changing URA Finale to Twinkle Series Climax was just too much work for the trannylators?
>>568636326>>568636402same
>>568640758most people here are hyper tech illiterate, they barely know how to install sweepy as it is, much less how to use a specific old build thats only cringe instead of mega cringe>>568640954>my wok doesn't have a flat surfacewhich is the point of pic related, it's not flat and specifically for woksjust google "wok induction plate" or whatever. not saying "GO AND DO THINGS MY WAY REE", just saying there IS ways to make everything induction if desired.
>>568641131cute McQueef
ATTENTION GAMERS Taiki Sex
>>568641098
>>568641131They're hard at work on fixing Still in Love (Still in Friendship's) translation to remove the ick.
tfw can't show my powerlevel even to my closest friends
>>568641331they will just rewrite her to be exclusively for female toreina or something, allowing them to keep the name cuz lesbian pedophiles are BASED and not icky in the slightest
>>568641053>Do people still think 4chan is the exploding van epic hacker pedo site...?Some people shitpost hard because they believe this is a trash can website, so yeah.
CYGENEROUS I CAN FINALLY PLAY MANT
>>568641360my friend watched gore videos with me and shit like one man one jar but when I told him I play umamusume he got weirded out at that
>>568641290
>>568641360My friends are huge degenerate weebs but I still get made fun of if I gush over my favorite which is why I'm here.
are you having a gaff
>>568641552sure they're ACTUAL weebs and not just your average ironic normalfaggot that only cares for whats big and well known and not the icky shit?
bet y'all retards use air fryers too
Well it took me 198 rolls to get a 3* and it was fucking Grass. I was at 99.76% chance on the gacha calculator
>>568641495
>NTR thread got deletedheh
>>568641657and my microwave too
>>568641616No, they're actual. Like one even goes so far as being a filthy koebuta. They're into im@s and shit more though.
uh oh melty incoming
>>568641686Damn, looks like we're almost equally cursed.
>>568641552those ain't weebs or otakus then bwo
>>568641713
>>568641686of all the randoms you could pull, she really is one of the very worst. Terrible unique, almost impossible to train in mant (I've tried). She just cant win races.
>>568641657Clearly, you do not own a air fryer, which is a super old tech and nothing special, but still VERY fucking cool and useful to own.Now then, let's talk about RICE COOKER!
>>568641657I keep it right next to the rice cooker
>>568641360everybody knows I’m a virulent anticommunist
>>568641657I have one that I found next to the dumpster, but I've never actually used it. Any tips?
>>568641702
>>568641769>>568641790already starting
>>568641754Doesn't that just make them idol fags then?
>>568633193I'd hit gold several times a day if you know what I mean
I finally got it.
>>568641945She doesn't deserve this.
>>568641932I mean, idol fags are otaku
>>568641876
What the fuck is /uma/ just TV?>rarely talks about things that matter>drama on scheduled times>cooking channels>constant ADS >personalities trying to make themselves known and popular
>>568642042
>>568642042Cooking is good for you.
give me an uma that just fucking WINS
>>568642042>He doesn't know how 4chan works, and how every board is better at other topics, not their main ones
>>568642042Much like /vt/, /vg/ is populated by the equivalent of high school girls who only care about gossip
>>568642042do you want me to bitch about mant for the 2000th time
>>568641945Would stego allow me to do this?
>>568642042Where is my romance arc, Chrono?
>>568642042Let’s discuss Chrono’s excellent career story
>>568642037
>>568642167No.
>>568642161
>>568642235What a boring uma
Trainer-san MANT run doko
Well 200 rolls and I got only a single 3* and it was fucking fantasy Grass, what a fucking abysmal banner for me.
>>568642042theree's nothing wrong with cookingbtw chrono umanko in my moouth please
Seeing how Pilsudski, Fine Motion older brother, turned into Uma Musume, reminds me that the only race horse that got to keep his original gender in Uma is Curren Chan's late older brother, Spring Song.
>>568642204
>>568642319I need a big and beautiful Bakushin smile to motivate me.
>>568641945That's what you get for biting my tail you dumb bitch. Now go make me some dinner.
>>568642252Love this guy's and bubbly curren guy's animations
>>568642135>Much like /vt/I don't think our schizos post cee pee during their melties.
>>568642319i will destroy your life if you keep up this ritual post
>>568642252she should ventilate her umanko
>>568642417Oh yeah fuck no, no schizos on any thread on /vg/ hold a candle to /vt/ schizos.
>>568642319I'm working on it...
>>568642385
>>568642326CAN YOU RETARDS NOT RESIST ROLLING ON MEDIOCRE UMAS?
>>568642514Now THIS is a schizo.
>>568642589they're meta for my cock
>>568642589But she's cute.
>>568642404>>568642521Dash to the finish and enjoy a well earned trophy>>568642447To end one's life is to start anew
>>568642326I didn't hear a thank you, Torena
>>568642589>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP HAVING FUUUUUUN
>>568642589her tits are not mediocre
This is too sudden
>>568642571
>>568642319doing a medium TT run>medium S>native fast learnerI only need CB to finish chain and this Tama will be my medium ace
>>568642589LOOK AT HER TITS THOUGH BROSHE'S GOT A SARASHI AND A LOOSE FITTING KIMONOSHE'S SHORTHER TATAS ARE MAJESTICSHE'S WORTH IT.
>>568642678Bakushin and her smile are a miracle of the universe.
I will never find happiness
>>568642708I thought she had torena's pubes on her face
my gripe is that trying to do my runs on PC always ends up having connection issues and bogging down at 60%
>>568642749King status?
>>568642589Unlike you I actually like the characters in this game
>>568642754sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>568642514I don't like Kiara too so this is fine by me
While spending my savings on Inari One, ensuring I won't leave the open league during the next Scenario either, I got both Curens and Seiun Sky.
>>568642754
>right thread deletedfuck you all
>>568642803Happiness could be waiting right around the corner.
>>568642514Things like this, Korone feet and the Suisei piss incidents really makes /uma/ looks like a kindergarten
>>568642803Happiness won't find you either if you stay inside all day
>>568642785You could say it's dashing
>>568642907
>>568643004what's Korone feet? Suipiss was legendary, only stayed at /vt/ during the first 6 months or smth
>>568642319I can't get my guts deck to work
>wedding cafe already considered top tier>wedding donna already considered crap tierDONNAKEKS IN SHAMBLES
>>568642915
>>568642803Your /uma/ bf?
>>568642803https://youtu.be/WiUjG9fF3zwA peaceful life and being able to enjoy weeb stuff is enough for me
I deserve to date a kitaposter
>>568643040The king of dashing, of cherry blossoms, and of smiles.
>>568643146Wedding Donna is parent tier, her skill will work well for lates/ends on mid tracks
>>568643062
>>568643146cafe gets animation mogged unfortunately
Why does he keep posting like that?
>>568643146Elaborate
Recovering a 560 speed 700 pow 560 wit run to 1200 1200 1170 feels good. Even more when SP is still at 2.4k. I fucking love 60RB.
>>568642514and it's only gotten worse post-sharty hack
>>568643283I hate vague posters as much as I hate avatarfags
>>568643182V stole him.
>>568643238
>>568643283Because he wasn't ignored as he should've, and instead everyone obeys his commands
>>568643146that's what you get for catering to yurifags
>>568643370All the sane people went somewhere else since the mods literally couldn't care less about posting quality or at least giving people the tools to self-moderate.
will event stories ever get rerun or added to something like Side Stories in GBF?
>>568643151I love how Ayabe make this expression exclusively for whenever TM Opera O shows up
>>568643151ayabby!
>>568642938Which Uma would rape you for this prank?
>>568643407
>>568643028Happiness doesn't find you in the first place
>>568643565Taishin
medium B taiki careers are more torturous than any late or end career i've ever done holy fuck
>>568643570
>>568643605Thanking her and telling she will be a great wife in the future
Fish and chips to break fast today, or western bacon burger?
>>568643605>tfw this will never happen to me
>>568643449I think it's been mentioned that they'll eventually add items that let you view event stories you missed. Otherwise the stories you already read are viewable in the story tab.
>>568643703Nigga use the dirt mile schedule
>>568643769pachi pachi
>>568643793Fishy
I understand MANT now, how to do 3+ races and tank mood downs and bad skin an still get high stats
Post your favorite uma and what you think her favorite vidya genre could be>graphic adventures
>>568643737
>>568643447I see people vaguepost about leaving for somewhere else but legitimately where is there? Is there an /uma/ board on 420chan that I don't know about or something??
kingu love and deep penetration
>>568642514You clearly haven't seen /gig/ schizos
Give me a good schedule to get the most mile hints possible.
>>568643449They do, but you have to get these things which, frankly, I'm not even sure how I got them at all. If you unlock the side story you have to do missions (which if I recall, is just clearing a career 4 times, one for each SSR).
I like Rice.
>>568643793how about an egg before thatyour insulin is gonna spike while eating carbs (chips)
>>568643082Anon ordered a custom silicone feet based on Korone's to masturbate with. Of course he shared all the process Umamusume
>>568643605chrono wife
>>568643902
>>568643970but they play the game thoughbeit while uma schizos do not
>>568643893
>>568643851Ayabe posters should date me
>>568643980https://race.daftuyda.moe/Force Climax to Mile, set max races to 3
>>568644005I love Rice
how long do grand live runs take
>>568644132STOP SAYING THOUGHBEIT NOBODY SAYS THAT I AM TIRED OF YOU TYPING THAT
>>568643990I lied, it's 10 times.
>>568644082
Oh, it's the prince pervert, whose won Japan Cup with a huge boner full on display
since you decided to skip inari wan, surely you're saving for her, right?
>>568644220three minutes, you'll enter classic and abandon the run because you didn't get enough rainbows
>>568644168
>>568644240People have been using this word more frequently in recent times thoughbeit
>>568644310Yada
>>568644257gn
>>568644375No it's one guy and it triggers me beyond belief that their esl teacher taught them this victorian word
>>568643909holotower
>>568644310yeah like 5 tickets
Uhh where's my free 200 clocks?
>>568644179Oh, this is very useful. Thank you.
>>568644310i gave 50 rolls to inari one before calling it to just roll her alt instead. now im not rolling anything any copano rickey
>>568643871Understand trade-offs and know when to race/train junior-pre summer train for friendships/currency after summer+30 cumulative trainings vs G1 stats/epithets depending on how well/bad your first summer went is how much I'll do trainings over G1 races. The beauty of 60RB is that you can concede a good amount of G1s(3-5) and still get good SP(2.4k) so even shit runs can be recovered from. (ie. 550 stats across the board after summer)
>>568644310ONE SHIT UMA TO ANOTHER? NO THANKS
>>568644427Good night sir
>>568644445right here bwo >>568641463
>>568644168oh no they are so sweaty haha it would be terrible if I got covered in their sweat and my clothes and skin started smelling like them hahaha imagine having your nose constantly assaulted by their combined smell pretty weird huh
>>568643909There is no other English imageboard that is close to as active as 4chan so those people are larping or mentally ill schizos that should fuck off to altchans
>>568644246ESPO SEX
>>568644504even with 50rb and items you can keep racing if you have a bunch of cupcakes and skin cream and sometimes go 5 races in a row
>>568643893Judging by the Virtual Car Race event probably cart style racing games.
>>568643990Does it work for cleated cards?
>>568643893Maruzensky is too much of a stacy to play video games
>>568643893Teio.Competitive Tetris or CSGO. Autistic gamer by canon.
>>568644259Can you blame Pilsudski? Air Groove is too erotic
>>568644751I don't know and I would very much prefer not to test that out.
>>568644781
>>568644791Fuck off tourist.
>>568644850>>568644751Oh, wait, I own this card and they're letting me do it again and give me the cards for them without cleating it.
Thoughts?
>>568644971my bf does this to me
>>568644149what I love from this pic is the RCA to HDMI connector because her boomer ass still uses a CRT TV
>>568643893anything produced by french companiesthough, i suspect she'll struggle with clair obscur, and would much prefer walking sims
>>568643893Rice ShowerPaper Mario or the new Yoshi game
>>568645025I hate that they've so desperately tried to make pit pussy a thing. It looks horrendous. Armpits are fine without having to go that far.
Carrot shape dildos would be really popular with umas.
>>568644220Roughly the same as Aoharu for one full run. You'll be abandoning most of your attempts before classic though. Hope they give us 10 borrows a day.
>>568645128Those trinitrons are so damn good
Are NTR, Chiyo, and yurifags gone? Or did I just filter all of their pictures and quotes?
>>568645150Why? Just use real carrots like white women use cucumbers
hagsky is so old she has a cameo in the famicom racing games
got Inari Onenow to wait for Zenno and Marvey
>>568645229NTR and yurifaggot were on earlier, but I think they got banned again.
>>568645150>urara ate the carrot dildo again
>>568645025
>>568645261You can do betterMaruhagsky is so old she buried the ET cartridges
Sex with gyarusGyarusex
So how long can an uma stay at Tracen? Is Oguri just bumming at the academy until someone decides to kick her out? She's done racing, why are you still here grandma?
>>568644986marriage>>568645025kill
>>568645374maruhagsky is so old, she was the inspiration for the ball in pong
>>568645338inb4 we get another early ntr bake
>>568645401I would have liked to see her encounter with Opera more desu
>>568645401kick these hags first get them some husbands already
>>568645229I told all of you chiyotranny was a problem >but he is friendno, shut the fuck up
>>568645330based and same
>>568645502I'll take one for the team, I'll marry Maruzensky. Don't forget my sacrifice anons.
>>568645502If I have to, I guess I'll marry them both... Jeez what a pain haha.
>>568645401You actually have a point since Belno and March are already working. I'd also like to add that the March's horse counterpart kept running even after Oguri's retirement so it makes the situation of Oguri basically doing nothing even more weird
>>568645542Is there really any "personality" here that is universally liked?
>saw a post about free karats>update game>rollit's that easy?
>>568645434
attentionafter repeated experiments with mare manko I am going to try stallion manko.thank you for your attention to this matter
Best guts card in terms of raw stat power to borrow?
>>568645493it already happened in rtt
>>568645625>currenBricked
>>568645678Urara
>>568643893Stego seems to like Arcade rail shooters, she takes Mcqueen and Mcqueen's Mentee (No name stated, but clearly Oriental Art) to an Arcade after a Mejiro New Year's Party and they start playing a shooter. The Mentee praises Stego for hitting everything perfectly while Mcqueen just struggles and thanks Stego for the help. Then Stego, in the middle of Mcqueen's continued struggle, says she's going to take a break. When Mcqueen tells her the timing ofr her to do that, Stego's like "if you ask me nicely I'll help you." And that's when Mcqueen realized she was getting played.
>>568645502>be chiyo>inspired by maruhagskys racists>enter tracen to be just like her>she's still there
>>568645678Ines Fujin by a wide margin
>>568645434HELP!
>>568645618No because they fundamentally don’t understand the point of anonymity
>>568645670
>>568645401they enter the "dream" series with everyone else as post game contentof course cyCOWARDS would never elaborate on this
Inari One? Yeah, I sure hope she did.
>>568645502>>568645807do umas just stop aging after a certain point? are they like saiyans where they look the same for most of their life?
how is my ticketo looking for cm14?
Fine Motion? I hope as much
>>568645493Already happened.
>>568646016McQueen's grandma is old so umas for sure age, so they must be like Saiyans.
>>568645807This is literally Dream Journey with Stego by the way. It's really funny.
>>568646029She'd be pretty good in Open.
>>568646029mile void makes running her a bit of a gamble. A or especially S would be better
>>568643082>SuipissI'm afraid to ask but what the actual fuck?
>>568645782i don't get it I'm autistic
>>568646087She's old in age but maybe she looks like a milf mcqueen
>>568646016Cygames has described it as ‘elves’. They just stay youthful for a long time I guess, which is weird because we have seen oguri/tama moms and they don’t look like such. Just ‘don’t think about it’ really
>>568646205Stego is a bully sometimes.
>>568646226she looks like she's about yo umapyoi hert trainer...
>>568646178some obsessed nigger used available info to replicate his oshi's diet and followed it for god knows how long only to get a preview taste of what her piss is like. documentation is somewhere out there
>>568646248fanon is that they start aging once they find a husband
>get Night Owl>it procs instantly>no recovery items>race twice>no mood ups>it procs again>hit infirmary>didn't healwhy is this allowed
>>568645835So something like this for a Front Runner guts deck? 50 race bonus.
>>568646354>the estrous cycle kicks inGuess it makes sense..
>>568645401They only leave when they get married
>>568646248once they have a child they look like a milf forever
>>568646401You don't run a frontrunner guts deck, it's unnecessary when wit decks win all the time.
where IS poodolfs trainer in the show? is he dead from old age?
>>568646401that's 55 race bonus
>>568646178There's more to this since he posted images but I won't bother with that
>>568646478Hospital. My hips are broken.
>>568642514>sad_bitch_004holy fucking shit that filename and what it implies
>>568646016don't think about it, St Lite is still youthful despite it being heavily hinted that she's 88 years old
>>568646239I think we only see her from behind or her face under shadows, but her hand is an old woman's hand.
>>568646096what’s their relationship in-game? Just good friends? How does she know Journey/Orfevre
>>568646635reported
>>568646635
>>568646635I'LL MOTORBOAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU
>>568646538Must be a cgl foid schizoing because she made it and not her when both of them were the same kind of 4chan whores, not gonna elaborate on what I just said.
>>568646802there's nothing to motorboat ...
>>568645502Is that why Ace never appears? She already got married and left?
>>568646538>>568646808kiara schizo isn't a foid
>>568646396I had a cheer halo run that ate five full infirmary daysI didn't even clear it in the infirmary, the shop restocked and I was finally able to pillow it awayThat shit was fucking devastating though
>>568646491please Lord Jesus just nuke us from orbit alreadygood god in heaven every time I say to myself, "just ask anons for details, how bad could it be, I'm sure I can't be surprised anymore" I am always wrongALWAYS
>>568646581Every Gold clan member aren't related to each other at all outside of Dream Journey and Orfevre who are actual siblings. Stego is just their senpai, and friend, who they look up to in some way. She also seemingly takes care of them all. They all hang out in the Expedition Support Committee room too.
>>568646751to whom?
>>568646491You know what it's not so bad here after all...
>>568646894You haven't seen the actual piss, it's even worse.
>>568646923the cyber police
>>568646875yeah, I'm her husband btw
>>568646875>the tomboy gets married Who was the lucky bastard?
>>568646845That tummy and that yummy cunny
>>568646974but tragically........................the cyber police never arrived.......
>>568647024>>568647020get him
>>568646491Did he enjoy the taste?
>>568646894Imagine someone here take a picture of cum tribute and send to a uma seiyuu. Because this also happened on /vt/the vtuber asked to him to delete the pic, so kinda got what he wanted
>>568646969I can't believe I'm about to do what I'm about to do
Is full throttle worth getting for LS?
>>568646915>senpai It makes sense, but it’s amusing considering she’s the shortest among them all
>>568647259youre not trying LS for gem, are you? they have basically no chance of winning, possibly worst than any previous cm
>>568646491That one is just funny and based
>>568642514I think /gig/ can give them a run for their money
>>568647348
>>568647287The younger you get the taller you are, apparently. Not counting Lala/Marche, they technically don't count.
>>568647367Now telll us what /gig/ has done
Does anyone have a transparent version of the chiyo lick animation?I need it for reasons
>>568647221reminds me of the time /v/ sent dick picks to a seiyuu and she mentioned it in an interview and /v/ went nuts saying "IMAGINE THE FIRST ONE SHE EVER SAW WAS YOURS" /a/ was surprisingly horrified, surprised meanimals
My favorite schizo story is from that /sp/ guy who made a whole .pdf of posts made by that one tripfag, making houses with his posts and stuff like that.
>>568645401they never leave, because tracen is a confluence of timelines where past, present and future all coexist.
>>568643004Where does mare tribue anon rank
maybe /we/ really are just cute trainers in the end
Are the schizos gone
>>568647578No
>>568647545The happy meek guy?
Umawife
>>568646894Behold
>Want to do an ace attempt with my last career of the day>Notice that Sweepy is on URA finale so I take over before she finishes and starts a new fan run>Mr. C.B. is still green friendshipGirl is straight up retarded.
>>568647578t. schizo
>>568647653oyakodon
>>568647653why is she like this...
I had to pity Inari One. Its over.
>>568647653It is weird that one of the winningest horses in Japanese history is a joke character and a goof, and then you have Orfevre who's totally serious.
>>568647508Found it, /uma/ schizos are annoying but they don't have the mentall illness only a true retard can have
Would you roll for Happy Meek if she ever became playable
>>568647545who?
>>568647901No
>>568647901pentuple sparking her
>>568647813remember folks, do not use the rocks at the beach as as an onahole.
>>568647884Sources tell me Orfevre acts like a goof too, plus>Zenno Rob Roy
>>568647895>/trb/That's the shitty soccer manager simulation game, right?
>>568647968
>>568648027yeppers
>>568647813horsefucker wasn't surprising except he really did love Valentine. Tilefucker was quite surprising but funny as shit. Barnacleanon............. what the hell did I just read
>>568647901yes
There could be an anon making you their UTVBut you are too cowardly too use that Trip you always wanted to use
>>568647884eye didn't impose really much of a personality beyond the competitiveness so cygames stuffed a french guy's ghost in there as extra
>>568642514heyyy I was there when it happened good times
>>568647884Orf is a BRAT
>>568647901yes, she's my favorite npc uma so far
>>568647884Orfevre is actually a funny gal
>>568647901in a heartbeat
>>568648219
For the love of God anyone but him please bake
>>568648065ugh finally a collab with a GOOD gacha
blow my gay
>>568646491this man was supposed to be born in 16th century germany to pursue a successful career as a court alchemist.
>>568647884Nah Orf is a goof. She's possessive of what she thinks is hers, is incredibly intimidating, incredibly autistic, but even she likes fun. She very much enjoys Goldships antics and actively seeks her out when she wants entertainment, among other things. She's also likes children, and willingly dresses up as Santa for them.
>>568642514that guy then did a mcdonalds wifi marathon around states to ban evade
Make a Ticket Thread
GL isn't gonna fix anything
>>568648291wtf meek never loses, she is #1 iin my heart
>>568648005>>568648226>>568648375orfevre isn't a gag character like condor though. she's got a lot to her. including being a goof, sometimes.
>>568648397GL has Light Hello so it's already 100% better desukedo
Wei thread
>>568648397IM BEING HOPEFUL (STAKES). At least runs will be 20 mins each
>>568648482A lot of early Uma's were really... I don't want to say phoned in, but they were pretty straight forward. And that's mostly because they were playing it incredibly safe.
Nothing will be better until Cygames gets betterNothing will be better
I'm autistic. Which uma is for me?
bread?
>>568648765Special Week
>>568648641eh as long as the GBF part of the company doesn't start adding troons here we're fine
oguri ate the bread
oguri is still hungry after eating the bread
>>568648765Front Runners
>>568648609I don't know if I agree, the early umas have straightforward personalities but in a way that makes them stand out. Even dogshit jobbers like tickezo and fuku live in our heads rent free.
>>568648829Fine Motion
>>568648795loony toons noises
Post ""That"" katsuragi ace
I want good non-schizo bread
Did jp have a 1.5 anni? Did we skip it?
Guys help I did something retarded. I used a Daiwa Scarelt grandparent so she can't be my second frontrunner. Who do I use instead?
>>568648609when you think about it ‘racing horse girls’ definitely sound very ridiculous, I’m just glad they are faithful, and respectful to the irl counterparts
>>568648978
>>568648889Oguri might eat Tamamo by accident since she's so small
>>568648991who do you have
>>5686489831.5 is tach and gl, anon..
>>568648919Some of the future umas do seem forgettable. Like I've never heard anyone talk about Cesario.
>>568649141>>568649141>>568649141move when ready
what's sex like with katsuragi ace?
>>568649170her gimmick is being a schizo
>>568649083Sorted by running style, so that should include everyone I could realistically convert. The Seiun Sky in the first image is the borrow.
Schizo bread...
>>568649172>>568649038>we have kitasan black at home ahh design
>>568648609don't all the umas kind of play it safe? Cygames wants to maximize $$$ so it's not like they're going to create an uma that's basically unfiltered Haachama, right?
>>568648978No idea which one you are thinking about.
>>568648991mayano
>>568648991self cest does not matter for MANT parents
>>568649170I remember hearing about some Uma that knows she's really a horse. But I never hear anyone talk about her. Sometimes I think the only umas that get popular are the ones people want to fug...
>page 7give me an image to bake
>>568649315youre lierally only saying that because of the black hair with a white streak. Their face and hairstyle are pretty drastically different
>>568649170All I know is that my wife King Halo adopts her, so I am also adopting her.
>>568649161But were almost at 1 full year? Were we not going double the speed up?
>>568649465
>>568649465Just use the damn thread. Finemo is there.
>>568649465Fine Motion!
>>568649541Hmmm no>>568649465I'm waiting...
>>568649541>Game related OP>Retards still crying>>568649608Stop shit stirring
>>568649170one of the two spe's daughters famous for these words, she may be not top tier popular but she's average at least
>>568649541>/jp/ opnah
>>568649465THERE'S ALREADY A THREAD YOU FUCKING RETARD GOD I HATE YOU CONTRARIAN FAGGOTS
>>568649667>>568649170THE JAPANESE SUPERSTARC E S A R I O
someone bake a normal thread please
>>568649673>>568649608>>568649604>>568649541Alright, here is your Fine Motion thread.>>568649756>>568649756>>568649756
>>568649170I think she is very cute, and her voice is beautiful. All of special CHUDS children are very cute
>>568649782Thanks you proper baker san
>>568649782>ignored my picFaggot. I'm going to the jp schizo one
>>568649782Thanks anon.
>>568649782Fine is still schizo adjacent but whatever
>>568649170>>568649667Also known for being a very for (You) uma
>>568649872Sorry bwo the majority spoke.
whats this shit about sweepy stealing your account?
>>568649946unfortunately they keep baiting her with kris s simply because of epiphaneia, even though she also had leontes by kinkame and saturnalia by kanaloa
>>568649170FROM JAPAN THE JAPANESE SUPERSTARCESARIODOMO ARIGATOUCESARIOhttps://youtu.be/DdtPoKt2H30?si=3SLxySabYf2hAeoM
Sirius having insanely, overwhelmingly, face-meltingly stinky smelly girlfeets! <3 Sirius SUPER self-conscious and flustered about how smelly her feets are! <3 Sirius mortified of the idea of being teased for having cheesy stinky vinegary girlfeets! <3 Sirius working her ENTIRE LIFE around making sure that she never has to take her shoes off in front of anyone! WOW! <3Sirius coming to visit! Sirius DREADING the idea of having to take her shoes off and come inside your room!Inviting Sirius in and asking her to take her shoes off!Sirius having a full-on mental nervous breakdown! Playfully teasing Sirius about why she won't take her shoes off! Sirius not wanting to reveal it! Sirius feeling extremely pressured! Sirius whimpering, stuttering and shaking as she pops her shoes off and PLEADS to God to not them stink!Sirius's feet being more 'smelly stinky cheesy vinegary rancid buttermilk dressing sour cream and onion dip Doritos corn chips'y than EVER! <3 <3 Sirius feeling like she's going to burst into tears when she looks at your face and sees your playfully smug look! Giggling and playfully bullying Sirius about how stinky and smelly her girlfeets are! <3 <3Sirius's facing being BRIGHT RED as she stutters and sweats from the sheer embarrassment; her nipples are rock hard, her clit is erect, she's soaked and feels like she could really have an embarrassment-induced orgasm right on the spot!Sirius being unable to fight back with anything other than barely-audible 'sh-shut up!" and '"j-jerk!"s! Sirius with MAXED embarrassment for the entire hour she's in your room! Sirius so embarrassed about her feet that she accidentally exposes her buttcrack because she can't focus! <3Sirius going home and SPRINTING to the bathroom where she has the most big, sticky, gooey, red hot pleasurable orgasm ever experienced by anyone and she shrieks and moans and quivers at the top of her lungs!Sirius looks her phone and sees a text : "I heard that ;)"
