Previous: >>568632501>Global Game NewsTimeline: https://uma.moe/timelineLink your account to Cygames iDCygames Webstore: https://webstore.cygames.com/en/umamusume_en/Current Scenario: Make A New Track aka "Trackblazer"Current Rate Up: Inari One (3*), Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), SSR Haru Urara, SSR Ikuno Dictus, SSR Sakura Chiyono O, SSR Admire VegaCurrent CM: Gemini Cup - Tokyo Turf 1600m Mile/Left/Spring/Sunny/FirmCurrent Event: The Promised Hour>Schedule05/07 - New Legend Races05/10 - Mejiro Palmer (3*), Matikanefukukitaru (SSR), Rice Shower (SSR)05/10 - Taurus Cup - Medium/Left/Spring/Firm/240005/18 - Wedding Curren Chan (3*), Wedding Fine Motion (3*), Haru Urara (SSR), Ikuno Dictus (SSR)05/18 - The Promised Hour Story Event05/28 - Inari One (3*), Admire Vega (SSR), Sakura Chiyono O (SSR)05/31 - Gemini Cup - Mile/Left/Spring/Firm/1600https://pages.snep.pw/uma/anni-skill-changes>JP Game NewsCurrent Rate Up: Wedding Manhattan Cafe (3*), Wedding Gentildonna (3*)New Scenario "Rasshai! Tracen-ken" announced>Thread Clubshttps://rentry.co/umaglobalclublistYou must be E3 (20k points) to join a circle. Apply with /uma/ or /vg/ in your profile or post ID in the thread.>All Guides & Resourceshttps://rentry.org/uma26Game databasehttps://gametora.com/umamusume (Click the gear to switch between JP / global server info)Starting guide for newfagshttps://rentry.org/umaglobalRace Analysis Tool & CM Datahttps://hakuraku.moe/umalogsMANT Agenda Plannerhttps://uma.guide/agenda-planner/Race Simulatorhttps://umalator.appFind networks if your region is blocked from the game or clienthttps://www.umavpn.topSeiyuu & Concertshttps://rentry.org/umstUmamusume Birthday Calendarhttps://ウマ娘.攻略.tools/events/birthdayUma Texthttps://umareader.idsmile.xyzCustom Stickershttps://schizo.farm/resources/stickersFind borrowshttps://chronogenesis.net/friend_search
friggin adorkable
thanks for making an actual thread
>>568649876is that her mating call
>>568649756This shall be a fine thread until it decays
go raibh maith agat!
>>568649756This one
>>568649991There is no ramen so no
She's so cool..
>umama threadNice one retard
>>568650023Speak English.
>>568650112People died for the right to say that anon
Spread them
FINE WIFE THREAD
my little special chud
>>568650216RICE!
>>568650023>Irish people don't speak EnglishI thought they were part of the UK?
... that was quick
>>568650217I wish I could not be retarded and manage to make spe work on miles
wow the first thread really got deleted
>>568650282
what was wrong with the other thread?
>>568650282Brits don't speak English either
nariwan
>>568650330Mutate her as end closer
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>568650330I'm running her as an end closer! it is retarded and she actually wins some rooms
>>568650347
>>568649289smaru is the obvious choice, but i'm guessing that's your first front runnerkitasan is decentsuzuka can be good, even as a non-runawayyou can just use scarlet anyway and take the slight affinity hiti think fuji is the last somewhat usable one on your list
Speaking of forgettable uma, I don't think I've seen people discuss Hokko Tarumae, let alone see fanart of her.
While I do like the idea of announcing and asking for recommendations, baking another thread after 7min gap is schizo-tier.I hope one day everyone reaches a consensus on->[Deleted]wewI was going to post on the other one but it died.Just don't early bake I guess
>>568650402HAHA GET IT CUZ STEGOSAURUAS DSAKLDSAKD she is cute
>>568650265The grain!
6+ taishin attempts this week with TWELVE fucking mile and 0 procs. Once I got my 3 viable aces, im cursed. Fuck distance so so so much
Attention please!>King Halo Wife.That is all.
>>568650447I don't think she should qualify as forgettable since she hasn't even hit global yet.
>>568650475CUTE!
>>568650464>Just don't early bake I guessCorrect
a steamy fine
I hear a loud beep from the other thread gwo you should check it haha
>>568650347>>568650435
>>568650479I had Mile S and Turf S on a random shitty guts run that ended up dogshit. I feel horrible.
>>568650487You have three different ritualposts and none of them caught on.
my wife who is useless during MANT...
>>568649756>Being a normal ireland peasant>the princess went to japan and it seems she's running there profesionally for 3 years or so>3 years passed and seems like some random nip called torena-san will be our future king...
I got into umamusume recently and I have to say, this gacha has the fucking longest dailies of any gacha I've ever played. It's actually almost inexcusable how long the dailies in this game are. How the fuck do the rest of you manage it?
Cute shakur
Jannies have no Edo Spirit
>80% of my runs are S+i had an easier time getting SS training for mediums what the fuck is going on
>>568650197theres a girl in mambo
>>568650364schizos crying over images in /uma/ better move to vma desu
>>568650579this is partially why I stopped doing gutsmax ace runs. the other reason is that it doesn't markedly increase your winrate even if you get the lucky highroll.
>>568650632The krauts did that in England to be fair(and Russia)
>>568650637this is the only gacha I play so that helps
is she the most forgettable trainee currently in global?
>>568650447aside from THAT image of her, the propaganda has mostly focused on other umas, like pic related, Gentildonna, and Ramonu. It worked on me though, so if I get lucky with some of my pulls I can afford to spark Hokko.
>>568650579idk how the pure SS/UG sweats do it man. I'm abandoning now that i finished event and its still fucking maddening. Even had my best tama ever w/ 19k and ofc no dist S.
>>568650637I do 1 career a day in MANTEven in URA/Unity I only finished all my borrows if I really felt like doing it
>>568650364Wouldn't be surprised if the schizo reported itYou can't even post Narita Top Road in this general, what a pathetic state
>>568650719She will be dethroned soon
>>568650282They left the UK to become a Somali territory.
>>568650589But posting this got someone to read ZENraKISHI's work, which is good enough!
I wish I could forget Ryan's existence
>>568650702Guts is easy to play unless you are bad
is double ends for gemini a bad idea?
>>568650632they had to give up the monarchy to use car bombs
>>568650641the fusu can only be summoned when someone posts gentildonna
>>568650637You can just make a suicide run with a Uarara/Makween/Mayano career for a quickly daily gibs.But if you're already at this stage, you won't last long.
>>568650447
do you have the balls to give Rudolph some grandkids?
>>568650836no, double ends + wildcard is the best strat only triple front can compete
>>568650803Don't bake early next time retard
>>568650282I don’t even like finemo but come on. It’s hilarious how they see Cromwell akin to sat*n https://youtu.be/KgQLsmJXSFo?si=VaGzXLaXJcEtYIlP
>>568650836Not if they're Taishin and Tamamo.
>>568650621isn't it crazy we basically only got to run her in 2? It's been insane sweat to try any others. Needing to be End, +10 mile + spurt is just brutal.
>>568650719Stop slandering Bright
>>568650539
I rage pulled everything I had, got even angrier and put in money, got a singular SSR (dupe Mummy Creek). This is the second time Gentildonna has done this to me. Oh well. I'll just put $50 every paycheck until I get enough for Tact.
>>568650637To add, I actually like this game and the story and shit, it's cute. But doing even one career a day is like literally an hour of your life. When almost ever other gacha out there just asks for 10 to 15 minutes. It's fucking insane man. I don't see myself doing a career a day I'll tell you that.
>>568650916>I don’t even like finemowhat the fuck bro
>>568650851It arrives whenever either of us dares to post them, simple as.
>>568650637I've never played gacha before, so I have no frame of reference. I race the horse girls because I love my horse girls, simple as.
>>568650820What's the lore behind her? I didn't watch the season she was in but she cute
>>568650923they're hishiama and golshi
>>568650916You don't mean that...
>>568650719I cant remember the last time I faced someone running Kawakami Princess.
>>568650438Thanks. I started a Mayano career just now. I would like to do my first Suzuka career in one of the normal scenarios, but if this Maya turns out like shit I may switch. As close to the deadline as we are I'm treating my TT dirt S Maru as an emergency ace and training the other front first. I hate CM, they're too fucking close together.
I don't like/know her = I don't have her
>>568651041See, Cygames did not think of this until after this scenario for other servers and, for some reason, did not implement ANY of the time saving features on this server yet.
>>568651128every kawakami fan in the world is on 4chan
>>568651176I have both Special Needs and I hate her
>>568650902Please do not give advice when you do not know you what you are talking about, thanks
>>568651052So it does...
>>568651090weaker by a significant margin, but why not? I'm running Suzuka, and she's the weakest front (have Seiun, Hag, VBobo too), but she's a wife pick and I haven't been able to run her since Scorpio.
Finemo is a few steps away from becoming the next NTR
>>568650447We were just talking about her fat tits a couple days ago
>>568651089I don’t know
Gentildonna and the gentildonna creature are dumb
>>568651291
>>568650980
>>568650447She gets to sing Legend Changer. she's automatically in memorable tier
>>568651176my opinion on umas is directly influenced by their posters. Simple as
>>568650980SanDisk stock has been on a roll for the past year btw...
>>568651383This is the most powerful propaganda I've seen. I feel like you're a fag if you don't roll for her
>>568650637I bot to use up my TP on fan runs. I want to change it up and do parent runs, but the bot takes well over an hour to finish MANT unless you also use the trainer that skips all the animations and loading screens.>>568650836Kind of. The more crowded that style is the harder it is to trigger Cheer Halo's ult and there are going to be a million Taishins running around.
>>568651371It's not illegal to be a fag anymore anon, no need to be an attention whore
>>568651383>same girl that turns super saiyan on her OG version
>>568651383>Female trainer Staygoldtranny
>>568651448Her original outfit is way better
>>568650980>Retard pulling when you could've waited until next anni or hoped for a spook
>>568651383what does cafe's look like
>>568651423good god I'm glad I don't share that mental illness.
>>568651383based>>568651520meds, also you dont play the game unlike goldchad
I deserve a wedding Mancafe and wedding Gentildonna gf
>>568651058Bright would do that
>>568651383make her blonde and she'll be cosplaying as Peach
>>568651594"We have Kitasan Black at home"
>>568651536But is there any other ult animation with (You) on it? That's the point
When we get Nishino wedding alt?
>>568651052Every time I see one of those faggot things I like Gentildonna less. I probably won't want her by the time she comes to global.
>>568651643thank god mom got us the correct version
>>568651660why do you want to marry a child
>>568650980stegobro more like stegobroke...
>>568651558Give me a minute and I'll get the login one, because I didn't actually roll her unfortunately.>>568651556Daring Heart, Bouquet, Marche Lorraine, Rulership are all my ticket priorities. So unless the latter 3 just don't pop up at all between now and Anni then I'd have to pray for a spook. And considering the sheer amount of Umas I don't have and I STILL get spooked by stuff like Mummy Creek or Robroy I don't care to risk it.
>>568651702GOOD more for me
>>568650980Got both in 125 rolls, still sitting on 15k gems for next scenario. Knowing my luck, I'm probably going to get fucked on the next support gacha to balance it out
>>568651647They are pandering (You)fags more, wouldn't be surprised if they repeat something similar next year
>>568651702must be tough living as a mentally ill bitch
>>568650719I haven't seen anyone post CM results with her besides me; her stat growths are weird though and she's not meta so that probably factors into it
>>568650803get fucked faggot, you baked early like a retard trying to be annoying
>>568651790still wedding alt will 100% have torena in it
>>568651748Cause cygames is forcing me
>Right-Handed Demon works>Come What May works>Flash Forward worksanyone else running the BIG 3 for Hanshin 2200?
Next banner will be semi limited by the way
>>568651802Disgust is the only normal, healthy reactions to those rodents.
>>568651790I hope they keep doing this
1600 tokyo (next CM)Please don't join both, I'm fetching practice targets7782716328096999
>>568650216Rice looks at me like this when she comes over for training only to find me half naked on the floor passed out reeking of booze, then she pokes me awake and I flop over and say "what's cooking good lookin?" and then she makes that face.
>>568651859How is page 7 early? just admit you are a schizo that only cares about offtopic shit instead of playing the game
>>568651790>they are pandering (You)fagsnot on my gacha waifu game. Who would be the ideal recipients for wedding alts?
>>568651571>>568651583>Defending a tranny
>>568652027Kill yourself V, you lostagain
>>568652043that would be 23 not 24 and I'm not passing up MY controller
>>568652043I will work hard
>>568652069See the mayapost, sad how /uma/ got ruined by retards like you lol
>>568652020ick
>>568652132>mayapostAre you sad you can't use your avatar anymore?
>>568651915>softest teamNow I want to run that team too
>>568651915I will be running Spechud, Ass Wonder, and Silence Suzuka for the Hanshin 2200.
>>568651556>or hoped for a spook>hope for a spook>hope that of the 50+ 3* umas you get the exact one you want >hope that you hit 2% of a 3% hit>hope that you hit a 0.06% chance>six out of ten thousand oddsdo you know how stupid that is? Do you know how stupid you sound, advocating that as a strategy?
does red shift do anything on ends for gem?
https://www.idrlabs.com/chud-woke-values/test.phpWhere would spe place?
>>568651621
>>568652030Creek and Ardan
>>568652121You pass it when you loseAnd when you lose, that means your child is ready for the world... A nice family story
Rice LOVE
>>568652251>odds too low :(The lower they are the bigger the hit you'll feel>do you know how stupid that is? Do you know how stupid you sound, advocating that as a strategy?actually a genius move compared to fucking ragepulling
>>568650447that's because d*rters belong in the trash
>11* mile>haven't seen S mile in 2 inspos for 2 days now
>>568652361love Rice
>>568651978 (the raped)resultshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=6_zLZch6DTBx6KhMCn9_kbkshttps://hakuraku.moe/racedata?kv=5C_gIZh_St-Ohz7xfBaDqnnL
>>568652432Rice wouldn't act like this.
>>568652027On the slight chance that you are being serious, you should probably just post "I'm making the new thread" instead of rushing. Don't ask me about what actually constitutes as an early thread cause I didn't pay attention.If you rush just to pick the image you want people will end up resenting you regardless of how petty it may seem.
>>568651772I fortunately don't fuck with supports aside from daily rolls, scam gacha and the stupid ass wheel. But even still I've just had strings and strings of bad luck that I hope will turn around eventually. Out of the last 6 Uma on rate up I've wanted, I've had to spark 4. Bakushin came early and Aruvu came around 140~ or so and I just stopped there. But I still had to put in cash for Aruvu because she came right after Luck completely bent me over.Also I loathe you, woman. You and Robbroy genuinely won't leave me alone.
>>568652392>actually a genius move compared to fucking ragepullingI'll give you that, ragepulling is by far the dumbest strat. No matter how many times we tell faggots to not pull unless they can spark enough, they never listenNo, assuming you'll hit both umas in a dual banner with 200 pulls is not safe.
>>568651041This scenario was popular for killing their fanbase on every server it landed to
Fronts, you should try bringing a really weak Pacer (statwise) with two fronts
>>568652529stop trying to be reasonable with a schizo whose whole purpose is to shit up the thread, he baked early only to rile people up
I think someone just posted tama-chud, but I'm not sure and can't pinpoint the exact thread. It's more of a feeling, a vibe if you will.
tarumae is cute! cute!!!
>>568652432Rice wouldn't say this fuck off
Bright is secretly a marshmellow-based trap. The sweetness is sticky to the touch and you'll get entombed
>>568652631This artist really makes some fuckable fillies...
>>568652627that's what I'm doing kinda, I bring my Fuji
>>568652273Red Shift will always do something for backliners, except longs
Onii-sama I want you to stuff your cock in to my pussy and pour 2 years worth of semen in to my womb so we can grow rice plants in my field.
>>568652529sounds like a bunch of crybaby bitches desu
>>568652639>stop trying to be reasonable>he baked early only to rile people upAnon... you're so close...
>>568652631Raped by fillies, again...
>>568652771MAJESTIC SEXFRAUD SEXIDOL SEXWIFE SEX
>>568652837Why did you ignore Ramonu
>>568652647The Naniwa Spirit…
>>568652392this is exactly why I'm not pulling the Seiun/Narita banner next month. I can't really afford it (would have to cancel Kitasan Blanco) and I already have Sky, so while I desperately, madly want Brian I can't spend 30k because I have to assume I'd need to spark her. And probably get 3 more Seiuns along the way because fuck you, that's why >do not ragepullDO NOT FUCKING RAGE PULLI only did once, on the Kitasan banner. Free pulls were almost done, so I decided to drop some tenners. And I got mad when I got shit, so I kept pulling until I got her, took 140 pulls of carats on top of the 4 free tenners we'd already had. And I got her again on the last free 10-pull. that felt kind of shitty.
>>568652627why tho, I'm going with triple fronts
>>568652176What is this retard even talking about? Touch grass lil bro it’ll be healthy for you
>>568652796Doing that kind of thing just to rile up crybabies is exactly what a brat would do.
>>568652897I already had wife on genti and I also ignored the ones in the back because I ran out of braincells but non-denominative sex for them too
>>568652952Murders Ends with extreme levels of PDM
do I go with this or niigata? I already skipped one race in junior year because it had 5 friendships
>>568652773>not glop>not 3 years' worthYOU HAD ONE JOB
>>568652510The more rooms I run, the more ridiculous fronts seem. Even poorly-built fronts that hit rod and por plancha can easily create an insurmountable gap. I think I'll make A finals but I fully expect to lose an anticlimactic race to a front who just gets too far in front to be caught.
So from what I take is, Pilsudski abandoned her crown princess position so she can be a racer, and Fine Motion, the next in line and now a crown princess, doesn't want to follow her step, but after racing in Japan, is now conflicted on her own feelings?
>>568652631I'm so fucked...
I only ragepull because I can afford it. Not knowing what's coming up next until a day before kind of makes it hard not to when you really want something bad. I do agree, especially for people in global, that ragepulling is flat out retarded.
>>568653052interesting... what's PDM
>>568652983I can see why a bunch here are friendless if an image to forum makes them cry so much
>>568653062Obviously this
>>568653089this kills teiopiggyposters
>>568653089I have my orders directly from the President, Teio
>>568653145>ragepulling is retarded>an action derived from extreme emotion that ignores all logic and self-control isn't rationalYou really thought you were very smart when stating the obvious didn't you
>>568651383There really is no difference other than Female Trainers hands being smaller is there? She still pulls on female trainer too.
This went better than expected. Got one og bobo spook too
>>568652648Nice soundpost nigga
>>568653181the Penis Dick Man
>>568653052I don't think PDM work like dominos. and pacers only run into PDM if they're really strong, so a weak pacer wouldn't even get PDMyou are a big dum dum, anon
>>568653062another yummy training shame I don't have an anklet>>568653194yeah I took it, just kinda don't wanna skip too much races for sp
>>568653312It's only retarded when it doesn't hit.
>>568653312What do you expect from a tranny
Inari One is cute.
>>568653181Pace Down Mode. It's a forced slowdown for your umas if you're within a certain range close to 1st place, based on your style. You can exit PDM if you're beyond a certain distance again, or if you're using a velocity skill.
>>568653482True!
I don't want to do more MANT runs...
>>568653190Why make an extra post just to repeat yourself? Refusing to engage in good faith == being a shitposter.
>>568653516Ends pretty much never gets hit by pdm right? it's just pacers in practice. Sometimes my lates paces down during career but it's career
>>568653540Manager-san is so lucky...
Inari One has TWO tits!! How is that fair?
>>568653693fried tofu...
>>568653482Checks out
>>568650637It was like 20-30 minutes 2 months ago and now it's like an hour.We'll be back to the old standard in 2 months at least.
Ok but Inari One implies the existence of Inari Tw->it existsOH LOOOORD SO FUCKING KINO
today marks the day that it's been 10 years since the third world war of V which still continues. everyday is pain. all my bread is not buttered. i continue to struggle in my endeavour for a meaningful existence. will comfy times approach? will we find on oasis of peace? i lose hope everyday. i dont have much left to say.
>>568652529We learned yesterday that the shitposter and the one that troll bake may not even be V anymore or V in the first place. Someone used 2(TWO) NTR images yesterday to reply to anons and everyone assumed it was him, but, turns out everyone was baited, and that's how the schizo works>>568547380 >>568547565 and this >>568547778
>>568653802There is literally nothing stopping you from taking a break a particular week and just quickly running URA
>>568653802>2 monthsit feels like this shitass scenario has been going on for longer
>>568653802I need my 4 minute dailiesshit we need auto career and background autocareer so fucking much HAHHAHAHAHAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>568653896Sherlock Holmes would be ripping his hairs out because of how obvious it is yet everyone keeps falling for it
>>568653897My CMs aren't gonna win themselves
>>568650637hehe
>They don't enjoy the pleasure that is watching your balls getting crushed for up to an hour (if not more)>They want the 20-30min scenarios backSilly silly westoid anon... for he doesn't know that the Japanese love getting their balls busted. So much so, that even THEIR community ran like crazy from this scenario... wait
>>568654031simply get a perfect ace the first run ez
>>568653896>reverse search an image>full of NTR fag defendingPLEASE ATLEAST USE NEW PICTURES
>>568653958Me behind Vodka
>>568653839What about Inari Three?
Torena x Torena only.
SEEEEEEEXXXXGENTILDONNA PELVIS BREAKING SSSEEEEEEEXXXX
air pits
>>568654123Gentle Wife, the most gentle of creaturas.
>>568654073>full of NTR fag defendingYou know we could also reverse image search, right? It's 1 post out of like 20
>>568653958Ama and Biwa are force feeding Brian veggies
>>568654146Aoi...
>>568653958Vodka upgrading her hoe is good news for Scarlet.
>>568654019I mean you can easily tell by how they type. Stupid people are stupid nothing new
>>568654178oops forgot image.AIR.PITS.
Air Groove is fucking ugly.
>>568653896>>568654226don't reason nor give attention to the schizos, or just don't talk about it at all desu
>>568654336Don't say that...
Oguri Cap (as in Peak)
>>568654301"I think teacher forgot to dress for class. She also forgot to tell everyone else to come. I hope she's alright"
>>568654336>I am a homosexualIt's fine, anon. You are valid and heard.
sweepy??? on the 2nd starting turn?? thank you I might use my tickets for you
>>568654123need
this game gave me schizophreniaAs soon i see a 6 card triple rainbow summer training i start sweating not because its beautiful but because i know the game is about to rape me with a sandpaper dildo
>fusu artist had to spark Donna
>Join 10 rooms>Lose 10 times
there's no way rudolf mistunderstood thatis she secretly an air groove x torena shipper?
Suzuka is fucking ugly.
>>568654498Same. The repeated experience made me use a charm even if it's 2% failure
suzuka naizuri
>>568654546Yeah her fucking is a little ugly, needs to refine her technique, but that's what I'm here for
>Inari One is a mile medium long dirterHuh. Doesn't this mean you basically need to pull for her for the medium dirt CM
>>568654498>schizophreniaThat isn't schizophrenia but ok
Suzuka and Air Groove mentioned.
>>568654498Every single time I get a S inspiration I expect a mood down event as payment for my luck.
>>568654516>joins 1 room>wins>never join another room because I know my wr is 5%
>>568654525my wife and my daughter
Holy mega flatty, Cafe sex
>>568654664She CAN run it, doesn't mean she'll do well
You niggas lied it's end city again this CM, fronts are just passable
>>568654664Oguri, Pasa, Falco and Digitan are there too
>>568654336I hope Tony Bin stabs you in your sleep
>>568654498The law of equivalent exchange is real
Danna
I meant to post this then passed out and got woken up by one of my cats.Good night.
>>568654831We told you about the (((potential uma)))
>>568654904POSTCAT
>>568654883Did it get translate-butchered to "trainer"
>>568654904Stupid white bar.>>568654967I have 6 and am not eager to chase them down for a newer picture, especially right before bed.
>>568655041Boss-u!
>>568655091POST ANY OF YOUR CATS
Inari One is so fucking ugly.
>>568653052Huh? pdm is based on your relative position from the front runners, not whoever is in front. What the fuck does pace do here?
>>568655109Does that change if you switch to female?
>>568655109ey b0ss
>>568654831properly built chocobo and sky are not beatable by ends this cm
>>568655210No, still Boss
>>568655287>seiun shartshe is doing nothing against falcon lol
>>568655287but they are? what have you been playing
>>568655343Absolutely retarded. But I guess it's better than just defaulting to trainer. Wonder if they'll have Journey call Stay Gold "boss" too.
>>568655287>skyLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bwo you're retarded, every front is a smart falcon victim this CM.
What does Inari One smell like
>>568655440My cum
>>568655359ends>>568655354>>568655434okay I'll surely worry about an uma that will show up in 3% of my lobbies. ??????
>>568655440The sun
>do a tenner on the new uma banner>get thiswell, she's a cutie
Wait Sky is bad this cm??I've been trying to make her an ace this whole time, I already have my VBobo and SMaru
>>568655440Fox
2 fucking guts card
Seiun Sky is so fucking ugly.
>>568655194Wastes one of your slots
>>568655605not really, she's just as good as other fronts if you get speed eater and plancha on her
>mile s>low roll witevery friggin time. Decent skills tho, inspo pump&shift.. i don't see topping this. prol not work trying again for 1200 wit.Least i got a new 3spd6pwr, 2l, 5mile parent
>>568655605shes okay but will lose to bourbon and maru, if you want fronts to win you need high guts
>>568655109That's fuckin cute too
>>568655605She's not bad, falcon is just retarded strong and fodderizes every other front. A good one autowins the lobby
>>568655605>no falconYou might as well continue building her, it's not like any of those 3 can win against turf S mile S falcon.
>>568655517
>>568655546she's a bitch who only ever insults youat best, you get her to properly acknowledge you as a trainer, nothing more
cygames gave me 1500 carats that means they wants me to roll for inari one wish me luck bwos
I'm such a fucking retard, borrowed Helios to run Bourbon
>>568655794He didn't post an image of Daiwa though?
>>568655605Sexy boy
>>568655794you obviously haven't played her career
motherfucker
>>568655741Why do you keep talking about Smart Falcon when she’s not common
How do you genuinely feel about this card?
>>568655959>Why do youNTA but it's not just him telling you that, guy is just warning you that you WILL lose to her anyway so you can build whoever
>>568656089Horny
>>568655959yeah who in their sane mind would roll for her
>>568656089Gaslight
>>568654546nothing practice can't fix, anondon't worry, I'll see to it
>>568656089I don't have it, so I feel anger.
>>568656089my goat
>>568656089I love her swinging maestros
>>568654423
>>568656105Actually if we go by pure individual winrate, he will lose to a Taishin
>>568656089that candy is laced btw
>>5686560892nd GOAT behind kitasan, I spent two crystals on her and won every long CM cuz of it
>>568655925i have. >help her by giving her a theme for her photoshoot>get splashed with water
>>568656105Yeah give the most edgecase with Turf S and Mile S. Might as well say you will lose to all the Ugs >>568656126>Ignores the turf spark requirement
>>568654904Post your cats or I'll kill the best posters on this thread!
I want Sirius to experience domination loss as I cum inside of her
>>568656209I desperately need her free from npc jail
>>568656209she's a big head
>>568656248>2nd goatThat's Fine Motion, also Kitasan is lowkey a bum right now.
>>568656209Sneed Symboli
>>568655741Why is Falcon so strong this CM? Her ult is mid-race velocity, just like Bobo's and Hag's. Wouldn't she be equivalent in strength to them, even less since their mid-race is better than hers?
Filthy MEXICAN and secondary hereWhy is Ayabe called Ayabe?Where does the "Yabe" part comes from, if her name is Admire Vega?
I want Sirius to be my loving partner and wife
>>568656269>I don't speak womanthis could not be more obvious
>>568656329>tfw cant roll on speed>tfw i can't have the perfect grandma, mother, daughter mega oyakodon
>>568656489Think of how nips would verbally pronounce Admire Veg>Ad mai ya be ga
>>568656489her pronunciation, bwoAdomaiYA VEga
>>568656489In Japanese her name is アドマイヤベガWhich can be shortened to アヤベWhich is Ayabe
>>568656489adomaiya beega
Thoughts?
>>568656594>>568656625>>568656629>>568656690Ado Maido Behga?Well I think I am retarded, thank you for the explanation. I was realistically unsure why is she the only one who's nickname didn't make sense from me.Thank you AV GODS.
>>568656489It's because you look and Admire her then you say "Yabeee"
>>568656089Ecstatic that I potentially never actually need to MLB another Stamina card
>>568656435NTA but hers activates the earliest, once you're on the corner there's no chance to overtake unless you're just statchecking the enemy front, so Potentialzensky does nothing. Vbourbon procs just before the corner but it's still too late compared for Falcon, plus she can't get TTL normally so she can't contest Falcon equally either. Not like it matters, we all lose to Taishin and Oguri with dueling anyway
>>568656435speed + velocity is actually stronger than raw velocity I think. My daiwa if she procs will maintain the lead or overtake it from my vb or smaru. I'd assume falco is easier to proc
>>568656372Creek is more valuable than fine imo but yeah, two legends can coexist. Getting her MLB early with the crystals made my building experience so easy
>>568656435Her unique activates before the game forces everyone to embrace the inner rail
>>568656727>aaaaa yabeeee she's going to job againtopkek
>>568656727Kek
rare fine motion expression
It's a little early but.. we fucked
benis
>>568657087We did, it's true
>>568655889cute boy
>>568657339The cutest and sexiest and most erotic boy!
She's just like me...
>>568650675I've been wondering about it too. Even weirder because now I'm going 2 speed 1 power 3 wit, and capping speed and wit usually is enough for SS. I blame it on the chains not finishing meaning not enough golds, and the lack of Mile S. The only SS I got so far was a Digitan with all the skills but no Mile S.
Shoving 8 buttplug tails in Tama's and Inarin's buttholes!
More like... SymBELLY Rudolf, am i rite!?
>>568657606Digicute
>>568657436This is not fine.
cygames i understand your employees are trying to be creative but you dont have to agree with everything they come up withyou faggots should just add a book that works like the wit ankle weight instead
>>568655354>Falconlmao bro is still stuck in Cancer 1
>>568657789That's the real Fine Motion. She's dead inside...
>>568657873Explain exactly what changed since then.
Boyasumi
>>568657938Everyone has good mid race now and her pots are horrendous dogshit
>>568653958>top rightWhat kind of unholy orgy is going on there
>join a lobby>Goldshi>Goldshi can activate BOTH tracen cheer and budding blossom without problemI completely forgot she's also a pace chaser because of her unique
>>568657436>>568657905Sometimes it is better to not have loved at all.
Fuck you stupid green bitch
>Usually fuck my Mirako tenga when I am really horny>Can't use it now because it is drying after washing it>So horny I decide to use a towel to catch the liquids>Get to business with Mirako AI bot and AI gens I made to my taste>Near climax I remember I have been taking zinc supplements to thicken my loads>Spurt 4 super charged loads on the towel>Two of them go through the fabric like in hentaiGoddamnit I was supposed to save this load for the Tenga but I was so horny
shortstack has 2 openings for any /uma/nons looking for a casual club. With the release of the first proper shawty, our clubs true power will soon be unleashed.Apply here or through the game (/uma/ in profile)
>>568657767
>>568658068Here 278638194499
So Inari One is useless?
>>568658164Only roll her if you need a paizuri slave.
>>568658020I explained it earlier but midleg does nothing on tokyo 1600, if you aren't 1st by the corner, you're not doing anything. Even if by some miracle of stacking velocity skills you do, you're now in the outer lane going into the final straight so good luck having to close the gap of the largest corner against someone in the inner rail.
*punches you*
>>568658164There's nothing she can do that can't be done by Ogurin and El.
>>568658062
>>568658068What happens when your club's true power is unleashed?!
>>568658260*punch back but land on her tit*oopsies
>>568657905Thankfully Finetore is very slick, so Fine is gonna be fine, I guess.
>>568658142sent! join whenever you like>>568658343explosive expansion
>>568658108Everyone looks cuter in frilly clothes and twintails
>>568658385
CM14 room785456167854561678545616
>>568658493Pokke wouldn't.
>>568658547I'm surprised this exists.
What a lousy run. I'm pretty sure my TT ace would do better.
Still can't beat a May13th run...
inari one owes me a nursing handjob
>>568658759Inari One owes me hand puppet kisses.
>>568658546UG winsAnother657801286578012865780128
>>568658852That's illegal
>>568658609Pokke CUTE
>>568658493>Everyone looks cuter in frilly clothesBright hands typed this
I ship Taishin and Dahby since their dynamic is cuteI wish there were more art of them together
>>568651383Her dress reminds me of Fiona from Shrek.
>>5686589105 fronts 4 endsAnother CM14 lobby642345536423455364234553
take me out of whatever this hell is
>>568659208bwuh everyone is so fast
>>568651558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiDuBb6i7wk
I'm starting to think Dream Journey isn't actually evil like the IRL horse was.
>>568659208Funny how the falcons everyone keeps gassing up are nowhere to be found huh?
hey, just popping in for a second, did anyone else get the "select your league!" notification but can't choose it yet? Trying to figure out whether I fucked something up.
no erpers tonight? boring dead general bwo
>>568659446We're in the /v/ stego thread
>>568659208>gutsmaxxed Bourbonwhoa it actually worked on a lobby, impressive that you even got a good one and I wonder how many tries it took.Another room821171768211717682117176
chains didn't finish again award
>>568658910The usual suspects
>>568659360POTENTIAL UMA0 CM screencaps calling it now
>>568659626Niggas here theorycraft instead of playing the game, few good mile parent with 5+ turf
>>568659536Got ran down on the straightLast room721829417218294172182941
>>568659732What is hakuraku
>>568659873Jobbed hard award. Thank for the host!
What's with the boy posting recently
>>568659389P... Please respond
>>568659623
>>568659874>What is actually training onePoint proven
>>568659941yeah it was a ruse
>>568659941cygames has no quality control
>>568659941cygames is retarded
forever my kingu
Keep the boyposting they deserve love too
>>568660101taishin is one step above ryan, which is to say, ugly uma.
>>568659971>>568659983>>568659989Thank you very much
>>568659873Final room resultToday's just not my day huh, oh well. Thanks for joining, especially to the old faces I haven't matched with in a good while.>why no falkeksno good parents around simple as.
i know you preferably want nishinos skill but i wasnt able to bring her in due to her sparks not being ideal this timeshould i take any of these two or just invest in pace chase/mile corners
>>568659873>>568660227I'm actually surprised my smaru won, she was so close to being 2nd and not proccing anglingthank you for the rooms, only got to join the last one, B finals here I go
>>568660243Triumphant Pulse is always good. ALWAYS.
>>568660227Thanks for hosting bwo
>>568660243There is no scenario where Pulse is bad except maybe front runners
>>568659929
>>568660253I am not seething at this lost, but I'm used to my umas not showing up.
What Sirius truely deserves is melting into my embrace
>>568660373I couldn't really make good aces for this CM because of a hand injury so all of these are kinda last minute so I'm hoping for B finals atleast
Helios power has given me fast paced 3 runs in a row, 2 of them before make debut. This run it made it to 1 turn after classic inspiration. I got Mile S so I'll continue the run, but jesus christ this is infuriating. I bring this shit card for 2 things. Escape Artist, and Speed Eater, and it's giving me neither so I'm pretty tempted to say fuck it and go 3 speed 3 wit.Kitasan and Bourbon don't show up till senior fucking year but the one card that can agemasen is speedrunning failure. How do I pump aderall into the game to calm Helios the fuck down?
boyposting you say?
Taiki hasn't been mentioned or posted yet. So, here you go.Good night, bros.
>>568660486I really gave up on helios SSR even though I did some runs at first with herFalco is honestly such a better card, she has stam bonus too to help you hit 600+
>>568659025Are you sure about that?
>>568660519Sometimes I feel these two are the same characterAnd that's good
they should let shotas be umaotokonoko and their tail and ears fall off when they reach age of 18
>>568660227your groundwork on maru…
YATTA! bonobwo here!bono is my first SS rank uma!im so happy i managed to make her my first SS rankgood luck to everyone during the CM and i hope you have a buono time
>>568660647I think you should go outside more often.
>>568660829anons be like >uohhhh loli uma cunny uoh!!!!!!! umanko loli uma!!!but when you mention a shota>ew ew!!
>>568660679Good job, buddy!
>>568660898Yes, because we're not faggots and your troon idea is imbecilic
skyxtore is too strong im gonna die
no groundwork awardlow stam award
stop talking about shotas and go to bed, Super Creek's sexy seiyuu
>>568661018nice aoharu hai uma bwo
>>568661018how do you even get that much power without getting enough stam? capped speed trainings?
>>568660965spoken like a true newfag
Why have cygames made umamusume 2 yet
the number of rooms where my ends hit literally 3+ accels and rocket to second instantly only to lose because chocobo had literally a 12 length lead over the second place is killing methey don't even have that many skills. this shit is insane.
>>568661018Daiwa's fine as 2nd anyway
>>568660647retard
>>568660679Pigger scum
>>56866111018* power sparks and kinda lucky with the shop, I literally haven't seen a single stam scroll the whole run>>568661157I wanna make her win........
>>568661164
>want to give up run>can't because pointsI FUCKING HATE MANT>>568661241nyo I meant 2nd for her unique
>>568661303yeah I know she's gotta be 2nd for it but no groundwork suuuuuuuuucks, we'll see, my smaru is better so maybe I keep this daiwa
>>568661285
>>568661285Beautiful.
>>568660601Cute, they should be frilly friends
>>568661349I've seen some Daiwa able to overtake from 2nd and win on some lobbies but yeah groundwork would have been nice
my tongue + kingu's sweat
>>568660679Nice bono
>>568661389take enough estrogen, and this becomes true
I NEEE EDO UMANKO IN MY FACE
>>568661421one drink cures second-ratedness for up to seventy minutes
why didn't inarifags run propaganda for their oshi?
>>568661638cause there arent any cause she was in cingray for like 2 minutes lol
>>568661638because inari enjoyers are just weebs
>>568661638There's no Inarifags lmaoThis is just another Fine/Palmer/Yaeno/Biwa aka umas who people pretend to be a fan of when their banner is up and will completely cease posting once the next shiny thing shows up to grab their attention
i'm saving for the tamamo insari combo meal
>like a character to an autistic degree>called schizo>like a character enough not to autistically discuss her out of nowhere>called pretend fanMake up your mind faggots
>>568661943Just ignore retards like >>568661846 anon. What you're doing right now is the correct way to waifufag.
>>568661943we don't call [x]fags schizos, get your shit right.
>>568661938Got lucky on my Inari rolls and will roll for their alts too
I gave a 10-pull on Inari, that is best I can do
>>568661846>There's no Inarifags lmaoI assure you there are, I just try not to be a fag
>>568661943>>like a character to an autistic degree>>called schizoThis literally never happens unless you post a certain particular uma.You don't see anons calling Brianfags, Ardanfags, Dotofags or Kaichoufags schizos.
Angry shortstack is a good concept
>mile upI can't wait for something to fuck me over
>>568662254I see the vision now...*unzips dick* *opens pb jar*
>A+ club is climbing up steadilyDid they actually start purging the bots?
>>568662309okay well I don't trust this run anymore
>>568662413Doubt it, maybe they felt a real threat and started to squirm like the whores they are, like during the Falco event
>>568662156The Dotofag was a schizo that got bullied into behaving thoughbeit
>>568662494There were a lot of us dotoposters bwo and it only ramped up because of the evil shtick
>>568662494>implying there is only onethey are just mischievous brats not schizos
why are you here instead of playing the game?
>>568662494Sorry but there are at least three other Dotofags besides me doing the exact same gimmick so you're wrong
i want to fuck bakushin because she won't be disappointed when i cum extremely fast
>>568662630I'm multitasking dumb granny
>>568662425this is going too well
>>568662630I'm training a long Groove RIGHT NOW.
>>568662630I'm waiting for what's next on the program... there's nothing on the TV
>>568662630I have this tab open in my other monitor while playing MANT while listening to some ASMR
go how uma autism works, does that mean clastone light will hate her torena if he has a curved dick?
>>568662630i already did 2 runs so i'm working on my steam backlog instead of this kusoge
>Why are you h-[-]
>>568662669submissive boku......
>>568662698>caring whats on TV>when you could be making your own using whatever VoD service (YT included) of your choice
>>568662698>TVis there even anything worth watching on there anymore?
>>568662708Not how it works. Her trainee-san has the straightest dick from the get go. Zero degrees in any direction
>>568662707do people really listen to ASMR besides when gooning or for sleep aid?
>>568662698>TVI feel like I have not watched anything on the TV for the past 5 years
>>568661846>finewhat? Fine literally gets posted daily. Fineposting is one of the most commonWe have a few biwa fans.
>>568662652She'd be impressed at your speed.
>>568662794Nothing that you couldn't just watch for free, or through some sub based garbage service.
>>568662630I did three runs earlier and am taking a break before using the rest of my borrows
>>568662887nta. did it once when i was reveiwing for my mid-terms one year because everything was stressing me outin the library, mind you
>no more clocks>but 600 Stam>grab Moxie and Glittering Star just in case>and some other skill too JUST IN CASE>no clocks tho>it's gaming time>
>>568662887Yeppers I would have go crazy playing MANT otherwise
>>568662630I AM playing trying to reach 1M while coping with ace runs and it's making me want to kill myself
>>568662630Saving my dead ace run to complete tomorrow's daily.
>>568662790>>568662794>>568662890But /uma/ is my TV... we got cooking channels and dramas and everything...
>>568662707weird, doing the same rn
>3 clocksalright that is pretty funny
>>568662665god dayum now that's the sparkI didn't get a single dodging danger hint I already know what will go wrong
>>568663167I think we need new channels and programs. This is like DBZ playing in the TV stopping at frieza ending and then looping back to episode 1 next episode
>>568663205
your stable status?
>>568663331OINK OINK OINK
>>568663205can i haz em
Thanks for the free carrots stupid ugly midget
>>568663280>>568663370Evil child
chiyo chiyo chiyo chiyono o
>>568662630Im waging
>>568663364huh? this amount is normal for f2p if you've been playing since the start. i haven't even invested much in uma banners compared to most
...
>>568663279dbz on telemundo
>>568663167But im still on vaction, there will be no cooking this week!
>>568663331not pulling again until january
need to piss but penis is hard
>>568663842just glance at ryan
>>568663842Skill issue. Taking a piss while erect isn't that difficult.
>>568663842push it forward a bit. just enough that it doesn't feel like you're breaking it. then stand back a few steps to where the arc would fall perfectly onto the toilet
>>568663842Coom then pissIt makes it easier
>>568663842Piss into your own mouth
>>568662630Because my hobby is masturbating to Chrono Genesis while scrolling /uma/>>568663167Time to finish
>>568663842Think about falco
>>568663842flex your thighs and hold it. its how i got rid of awkward hardons
>>568658456>Thankfully Finetore is very slickOf course he is, he's me.
Do you think there's a Tracen group chat for the trainers or is the competitive nature of their job something that stops you from doing things like that?
>>568663967Karen...
>>568663697cheer banner bros... (had to fucking pity cheer nature here)
>>568663267>bobo didn't finish her event>ZERO RAINBOWS IN CLIMAX>shit senior summer>didn't even get a single dodging danger hint or insposigh......
sometimes the piss after a nut feels just as goodmoomammusume
>>568663842Piss in the shower then just run water
>Next chanmi is dominator slopYeah I don't think I will care for this oneMaybe slot 2 mediocre fronts and one oonige and call it a day
>>568663912do NOT do this, pee will be splattering everywhere
Just came to Vodka and Daiwa's amplected video
>>568664072>had to fucking pity cheer nature heresame. but hey, atleast I got the wedding groove that didn't roll for me when her banner came out 7 months before.haha....
>chanmi
>>568663331Pretty good, as far as umas go I only want Brian from the current roster. Suzuka is only 2 weeks away too. My next uma banner will be Pearl
>>568664282meant for >>568664221
>>568663842Just think about Sweep Tosho, then you shouldn't be erect.
>>568663912>>568664241or just sit on the toilet
MEN and their... filthy penises...
>>568664221& people called me crazy for wanting to move onto CM16...2000-2200m is complete and utter donkey shite
>>568664367I came instead...
>>568663842Fap first, and cum then you can pissHere I'll help
>>568664282>not using the weeb wonder version
>>568664379I know, very amazing right?I'm sure you want a taste right?
>>568664372bwo, he's erect. the pee will sploosh onto his face
>>568664424V doesn't deserve that
>>568664221Not only it's dominator slop, it's also another XOguri meta. Triple 777 is the perfect activator that CM
>>568664282Why yes, we all farm for jigatame on our nige to creare enough bashin that that we won't lose to oikomi like Taishin.
grass wonder isn't a weeb. she isn't white. she is a pure-blooded, fully-fledged, japanese yamato nadeshiko
transcend
>>568664561GWNBJ
Finally finished. Don't forget the limited-time missions is worth like 110k event points.Now I can go back to giving up runs
>>568664397Hanshin 2200m is fucking trash sure but aren't you getting way ahead of yourself? Nakayama 1200m is still far away into the future and Throne will most likely release around that time>>568664493Oh I'm aware of Oguri Crap (as in shit) meta. They are not the only ones who use dominator, we will see triple late surgers with dominator again specially with Neicha out.
>>568664646Why change the avatar?
yamato nakadashis do not have asses this fat
>>568664379>penises...Hooooly... I mean Ugh, men!
>>568664292out of the current roster i only regret not pulling for ardan or bright... my next banner is machan
>>568664646I will probably not even try next CMI'll go triple dom to make rooms more miserable
>>568664586Thats my bro!
>>568664472>V out of nowheremeds
>>568664790It's literally him tho
it really is dahby weekI don't even have this shit card
>>568664817quickly my friend, meds before it gets worse
>>568664748You like the calm ones with big tits, huh? Thats respectable.
>>568664817take your meds and stop shitting up the thread with off-topic Romer Donnel
>>568664851>le meds!V please
>>568664742Dober behavior correction...
>>568664742sexual dimorphism is so terrible
Turd worlders cannot afford meds.
>>568664646Literally how is anyone having trouble capping WitITS EASY!!!!SR Tach & Sunday + SSR Finemo borrow is enough & if you DID roll for MLB Finemo (I didn't) you have absolutely no excuse not to cap wit with a free borrow slotFinemo also gives Speed Star (Throne gives no such skills)
55 RB with Kita or 60 RB with Stinko?
>>568664948V please.
>>568664948>he doesnt know thirdies get em for free
>>56866497855 and it's not even close
>>568664782You are a necessary evil to keep Oguri Shats in check I supposeI will still try a little don't like giving up. Also I do not have a third dominator so doing that would be a waste for me.
>>568664978Depends if you need Curvature or not. If you're fine without it then stinky
>>568664748Did ya run out of carats or did you just find out later how cute they are? EIther way, wish you the best of luck, bwooo~
I don't need meds because I don't infect myself with microplastics, estrogen and asbestos just for existing
Would Oguri really eat Tamtam...?
>>568664415if I was Dia's trainer I would have lost to her boobs within the week
>>568665121It happened with the real-life horses. In the game, probably not, no.
>>568665121wouldn't you?
>>568665063Last CM's XOguri was still beatable but next one looks hopeless. Also, my cope is I don't have the plat title for cancer to make it star
Does anyone have a sauce for the success rates on twin turbo SSR speed's event chain? I really like the card as a skill hint printer, especially on parents, but also as a small chance to get TTL on Vourbon.
1200 guts 900 wit or 600 guts 1200 wit?
>>568665121What do evil horses taste like?
>>568664681GYATT
>>568665046>mental health is not real in thirdies
>>5686652051200 wit
>>568665121Oguri eats baby chickens alive so...
>>568665204Its a flat 50/50 iirc
>>568663525what the fuck is her problem
>>568664881creek is also one of my favs, i have a type it seems>>568665090the latter, i was hoardmaxxing but always knew i would regret not pulling on ardan. it's worse in her case because at least bright's daily legend race is in 6 months, while ardan's isn't even in jp yet i believe. and all my paid selectors are already locked down for other umas
>>568665205more guts for non-front, more wit for front.
>>568665259>he fell for the mental health literal psyop
>>568665196Poorfag diet means bad meat quality so no. There's a reason why they feed wagyu cows japanese grains folded over 1000 times.
>>568665121
>>568665404i mean you see it first hand here
>>568665453Lol just ignore it lmao like literally just [-], mental health issues are not real bucko, grow a pair and touch grass
grass doesn't like being touched anywhere sensitive, btwit's not how you treat a pure japanese woman
not acknowledging mental health is unfortunately a mental health issuehow do you explain bad mood on uma then smartguys??
Mental illness are very real and you should take your goy meds before you start seeing enemies everywhere. Also ghosts are real which makes the lives of the mentally ill more difficult that it should be.
>>568664965>Literally how is anyone having trouble capping Wit>ITS EASY!!!!>Posts a Bakushin with uncapped wit
>CM in 3 days>still no acenyoooo...
No bulli Tamtam!
>>568664965Sure but Throne is still a good card specially paired with Finemo and Barbin which sucks ass for WIT gains
>>568665794CM IS IN 3 DAYS?
>>568665358I also hoardmaxxed too hard and missed Ardan, at least I have a fat stash for solid support cards
>>568665678Cuck/lowtest trainer
>>568665794unless you are a frontGOD you have no excuse to not just slop out some golshis
>>568665681>take your goy meds before you start seeing enemies everywhereSorry but I'm not about to let my guard down. I know what you really are and I'm not going to forget
>>568665839catbox link please
>>568665794I have 5 aces ready and all of them perform good enough to win or get top 3. I'm bored
rare
>club only starts requesting after I do>if I don't, no one doesMan, what are you all doing
>>568665930Time to go for your Hishi Amazon completionist title
>>568665914vestartist daiwa_scarlet_(umamusume) vodka_(umamusume)
>>568665904I'm an Umamusume. Umas can't harm you.
>>568665762I'm sure the 9 Wit I am missing out on is crucial to my victoryI'm gonna strangle you..! Big Wit doesn't want you to know this but 1100 is enough... >>568665818Bahbin is only a problem if you are frontingEven then you can always use Curren Wit SSR
>>568665794>>568665828Akshually 3+ 3 days league selection
>>568666009beautifulthanks
>>568665930I have 3 pretty good aces and 3 or 4 more adequate ones. I don't think I'll win finals though.
>>568666080you gotta not think about finals at all then you'll win
>>568666040>Even then you can always use Curren Wit SSRBut Curren is my ace. I suppose I could use her for Taiki and Nishino
>>568665950Waiting for you to make the move
is Taking the Lead really that important? can't I just cope with Early Lead?
>>568665950your club is full of women
>>568666189You can.
>>568666189groundwork and taking the lead aren't important if you don't want to win
>>568666141it's fine. It'll be another (likely) 2nd place A finals finish for me.
>>568666249>what is a vbobobut I agree though, there's no reason to not take TTL if you aren't on vb
>bobo wins with only early leadYeah as long as the rest is perfect
>>568666036Uma's rape men on the daily but unlike them I keep that thang on me. So stay the fuck back or else
vodka wife will bring me to victory this cm
leave the rest to your trusty minion
I have never seen skills activate twice btw, even with 1200 wit and corner skills that should theortically proc multiple times
>skip and put the phone down>come back>15th place>clock>skip but I'm looking>Can you lock the fuck in
>>568666575She wasn't distracted because she couldn't find her trainer in the stands. It wasn't that. There was another unforeseen problem, one of the other racers used a surprising strategy, there was a flaw in the turf. IT WASN'T THAT.
>>568666559that's because we're on the mile CM
>>568666706Even on mediums, havent had 1200 wit for long though
>>568666559there's a cooldown that only long tracks can provide
>>568666575Dober jobbed again....
I didnt know until today but there's a um/a/ thread
>>568666805ahhh well that explains it
who else slackmaxxing and still have 600+ clocks?
>>568666157>literally outs himself as VThese are the aces he's using btw.
>>568667014No one fucking caresShut the fuck up
>>568667014you're so in love with him that you know every little thing about him, it's cute.
>>568666993I don't do that because that's not fair to danchou.
sorry danchouout of 5 borrows I did I only completed 1
if I post my aces will you guys also identify me?
>>568667182you're not popular enough and don't have a personal schizophrenic admirer sorry
Another episode of no mile S out of 5 borrows >>568666993I do but because I don't clock G2 and G3s anymore >>568667182tbf I can from host results alone
>>568667182Yes and I'll go into your house, and walk into your kitchen, and cook, and clean, and vigorously masturbate
Why is the schizo always talking about V from cyberpunk? Doesn't that merit a report for off-topic?
>>568665121yes
>>568667347Dober please
If I pull that off will you die?
>lose all my clocks because RNGesus decides it's a Soft Rainy OaksNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
I don't care about your stupid drama all I know is I must beat my /uma/rivals
>>568667438>powlet stamlet gutsletdeserved
>>568667419It would be extremely painful.
>>568667438Your pace style bwo?
>>568667461who are they
>>568667514>>568667514>>568667514>>568667514
>>568666993I've got more clocks now than when MANT started.
I would pump Creek full of my baby juice
>>568662678She didn't turn out very well.
>>568667589don't play the game or frontnigger?
>>568667550they know who I am, and I know who they are. that's enough.
>>568667521It's really funny running Scarlet as Late E for Tenno Sho Spring.
Nobody asked.No body cares.
are other modes as clock hungry as MANTblazer
https://x.com/i/status/2060134160824766602
>>568667778I'm sorry you're having a bad day anon. What went wrong?
>>568667104I will shut your mom up fag
>>568667720V is not your uma rival anymore, he literally won umama heart
>>568667660>implyingMaruzensky and mile B kitasan are the biggest clock eaters in this bitch. Endniggers are the clock savers, especially golshit players.
>>568667820Maybe l'Arc and final boss Ai-chan.
Scarlet owes me sex
who the fuck is umama i haven't been keeping up with this soap opera
>>568667882let's not kid ourselvespacers are the easiestfronts are fucked unless you buy skills asap, but then that's bad because it's the most skill intensive stype so you want to wait for insposlates and ends get blocked
>>568668009>>568668009>>568668009
>>568667901why is digitan so surprisedshe can get some too
>>568667957A regular on room matches, committed the sin of "joining too many rooms".
>activate daring strike>stay in the backI am starting to believe Daring Strike is a SCAM
I had pizza three times todayI had bacon cheddar mozzarella cheese olives pizza for breakfastThen 4 cheese eggs fries ham for lunchAnd now I got a sardines black olives mozzarella pizza in the oven heating up for dinner
>>568667660I usually do a MANT run every day or two, except for story events or this month, our whole club came down with the slackerbug...I've never ran fronts in CM, and I rarely use lates.
>>568668014someone counter bakethis thread is shit
>>568668307Okay here >>568668009 >>568668009 >>568668009 Fresh bake
>>568668206Noone cares V
what's wrong with that thread
>>568668532Nothing just NTRfag being salty as usual
>>568668532A new ritualpost but at the end of the bread if someone bakes. It's a bait to see if someone will counter bake
I'm doing another pointless parent run. I bet this one gets Fast learner and mile S
