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>HE SHOWERS OUR SOULS WITH INCREDIBLE DEALS>AND WITH HEARTY PEEPIS, OUR HEART HE SO STEALS>NO FOOL WOULD BE GREATER>THAN HE WHO DENIES>THAT SPAMTON GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO EARN WILD PRIZE>NOT A CIRCUS CLOWN, WHO'S MORE SICK THAN HE FUNNY>A LOVEABLE SALESMAN, WHO GIVE ME FREE MONEY>YOU MAY ASK, "WHO IS NEXT?">YOU MAY ASK, "WHO WILL BE?">"WHO WILL BE SECRET BOSS OF ADVENTURE NO. 3?">ME DONT KNOWS. AND ME DONT CARES!>ME ONLY CARES ABOUT SPAMTON>THE REST CAN GO UP IN THE AIRS!!Please pay $4.99 to continue the poem.
>>568644489shut it grandpa, desselle is the new hot dysfunctional ship. >>568644646She's not THAT stupid. But yeah, she wouldn't do it.
I want to have sex with Kris but I feel guilty because I will eventually be repulsed by him physically as he matures
personal creations anchor, reply with your latest work!
looks like krismas came early!maybe you should have eased it on the foreplay
*burrows under thread and phoneposts to sleep*
>>568644750Based malekrisraper
Desselle is supported by the text, Krisriel isn't. It's that simple.
based
i don't want to have sex with kris yet but i'm scared because when they grow up i will probably wanna fuck them which is why they must die horribly thanks to the prophecy
I had an idea for a cool post but then I had to scroll through three whole threads and forgot sorry
>>568644774you’re allowed to get rid of one drawfag with a snap of your fingers, who are you picking?
>>568644838there’s literally text on how Asriel carry fucked Kris to school
>>568644717Anon I don't think someone who genuinely believes anime is real is as smart as you think
where are all my dicers?
>>568644859>That lifesized Kris doll/pillow
>>568644898u>i'm not a-u
>>568644908Grooming a kid isn't that difficult to do. Most pedophiles are usually less intelligent on average.
>>568644898That's not a personal creation so I am going to snap my fingers and get rid of you regardless of drawfag status
>>568644898I kill myself to not upset the balance of drawfags
>>568644898The noelle grey oc autist
has anyone had a dream about the pippins yet? or better yet, a sex dream?>>568644859kris...erotic...
>>568644898The malecharaanon shitter
Well, that's show-biz my friend~We play preteeeend, and it won't eeeend~Not when the light's are finally briiight~Upon my staaage~So take your plaaaaace~And celebraaatee~It's ooour joob to create the lllliiiiiiiiggghht~
you’re allowed to FUCK one drawfag with a slap of your pingers, who are you picking?
>>568644898Robert Kirkman
>>568644901Kris was molesting Asriel by tricking him into doing that every morning
>>568644937What up my dicca?
>>568645075The creator of Bones.
>people will look at actual scribbles and call it goodYeah.
>>568644898N*mbers anchored some garbage recently so he counts
>>568645075PINGAS
im trying to hornypost and none of my fucking images will upload whats going on theyre saved as a jpg and why is it only my pinterest photos I am feeling Silenced and Opressed
>>568645075all of them. drawfag orgy tonite
>>568644898The last one that drew Berdly
>>568644898Myself>>568644937Eating
>>568645075every artist whoever drew on the whiteboard
>>568644898random roulette between all the doe drawfags
>>568645236if you have 4chanx click 'edit in tegaki' and add a black dot to the image then save, then it will upload. this is because despite being saved as jpgs and pngs a lot of pinterest images will still be classified as webp images until overwritten in mspaint or tegakialso elnina is sexy
what if "pngs" was pronounced pingas
>>568645164Why?
>>568644586Hooman!
>>568645075*points at a drawfag but keeps going until finger tenderly goes into a hole and sends all the right signals*
>>568645370me...
>>568644898Painter because she's overrated and as a foid gets outsized attention and praise. Her art isn't even that good she just uses her coloring as a crutch. This is what you wanted to hear right?
>>568645362keep jelly and the carolfag outta the roulette my man
>>568645375Because I recognised their artstyle from other generals I was in
>>568645367im mobilefagging like ive been im doing for two years straight and theyre deciding to fuck me now. unlike fave *stifles sobs in palms*
>>568645375gain some weight TWIGGY
Fighting the Knight every day until ch 5 releases
>>568645517>Foids only get (You)s on art because they're foids!Oh, you poor artlet moidy-kun...
>568645517>she uses painting as a crutch This better be bait
Undyne literally groomed Papyrus
>>568645568Are you sure I'm the one you're thinking of?
welp, i guess shes my good luck charm now. on my computer she shall stay
>>568644820>>568644750not a true krisraper, a true krisraper would only grow more into kris as they age, and in turn grow more depraved. someone truly dedicated to raping kris would make sure that the rest of their life is under your firm grip, you never let them go, ever. you make sure those old wrinkled eyes show the same fear they once did when they were youthful, that is thekrisraper way
>>568645763SHES REAL!!!
>>568645715It's a jokey joke let's talk about cool stuff instead. Let's map that tabletop game asshole circumference rule chart onto UTDR faves
>>568645763I keep forgetting Tuft is female
>>568645748That's why Papyrus diesn't have any hair anymore. She brushed too hard.
>>568645829I was also joking, bob
>>568645750I don't want to call them out on what generals I think they were in.
>>568645763Cute>controller on deskGamer in the building don't you EVER doubt a dicefag's gamer cred
>>568645763For some reason the thumbnail made me think you had a ribcage glued to your pc
if you could fuck one WRITEFAG who are you picking
>>568645763Oh HELL yeah. I love this. I wish to see more stimmy piccies like this from more anons
>>568645748He was covered in mud after sparring with her, she had to help
>>568645846kek
>>568645949Oh, so he was practically asking for it? You're sick. You make me sick.
bones creator deserves a brand new Banana Phone Bluetooth Handset for iPhone and Android Mobile Devices (Bunch of 3)
>>568645715Foids are so fucking dumb holy shit
>>568637818Is there a single Knight candidate as good as Dess on an aesthetic level? These pictures of her in the Knight armor are amazing. Carol and Rudy just don't look the same in it.
>>568646028I just had a sudden and deep grief wave from this pic but i caught it and it mostly went away phew
>>568645921All of them
>>568645075If Spamton read this posthttps://voca.ro/11lIWhfxKnoS
>>568646117The thing about Dess is that we still don't really know what she actually looks like, so maybe she'll turn out to look really goofy.
>>568645921the drunk anon from /tcoal/
>>568646117Asriel
>>568646080mean
>>568646074Foids are so dumb holy shit can’t they tell this art is being held up by it’s coloring
>>568646240What if Dess isn't a deer monster and isn't a human and is just some other kind of monster for some reason. Like what if she's a penguin.
*Giant herbivorous Tennagrazer munches on hay, pauses when hearing a noise, then goes gahbahdah and continues eating hay*
i wish i was cool enough to have people who want to fuck me
There's no good Asriel Knight fanart even though he's the 2nd best pick and would look even better than dess in the armor
my cortisol is through the fucking roof, post charas please
What did Toby mean by this?
I wanted a good thread...*sniffles*
>>568646134...I apologize?
>>568646419take an ACT
>>568646297
>Mfw the drawing has colors
I should draw tuft more often
i'm so sick of all the disgusting foidginas in this general spread out and misting
>>568646550tuft is very cute and deserves the world
>>568646143omg hi spammy I’m honored
>>568646134I think I get it
>>568646074when did Painter make this I don’t remember her drawing Bones like this before
>>568646519dummy dumb dumb doe dabbler
>>568646619Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?
Who would be worse in a date, Alphys or Papyrus?
my drawings barely get (You)'s but it doesnt matter that much, you dont make art just so people will comment on it, you do it for fave
>>568646297Painters stuff can be hit or miss, some is really muddy and some is obviously excellent. It is what is, all artists are like that. You cant fire on 100 all of the time. Her painting is best when focused on fat plush monsters with emphasis on the parts she is fixated on, and even when its good its grotesque. Thats the appeal as well
alphys drawings spotted on the whiteboard. my interest has been piqued>>568646691>whendon't know. I think its in one of the magma canvases
>>568646721This is cope but nobody wants to admit it
>>568646721Based. Do it for fave.
Watching fave play Casualties Unknown and both of you get traumatized
>>568646721delusional doedumb...
>>568646691That Bones was made shortly after the pippinsverse was first established if I'm not misremembering
I've been feeling kind of shitty lately. Maybe I should take a break from utg?
>>568646853i have no idea who this is
What if Kris ends up like Pokey wouldn't that be cool
>>568646721I am indifferent to this statement.
>>568646815I'd rather get 1 genuine person who likes what i drew other than 20 saying my drawing is shocking and disgusting but technically well done
>>568646905some birthday boys are taking random potshots tonight I wouldn't worry about it
>>568646815yeah but its still better than drawing nothing, at least i can say i make things i enjoy
>>568646948Ok malechara retard
>>568646117Catti Knight fanart would go hard but I've never seen any.
You guys seem bitter
>>568646948>>568647031Very pathetic statements this evening, can we move on?
>>568646272I'm sorry I didn't mean it
>>568646948More cope
doomer ass thread bruh
>>568647131*rubs my belly full of drawings i enjoyed making* urp- yeah... im full now anon *BELCH*
>>568646315Carol is such a slut
>>568647116>Catti KnightIs that a real theory?
I'm not revealing who my favorite drawfriend is but they're art doesn't tend to get a whole bunch of replies every time it gets posted.
>>568646315Rudy is such a slut.
it always circles back to painter being the best
>>568647269>they're arti'm embarrassed for them, whoever they are, for having a defender like you. at least you didn't humiliate them further by identifying them.
>>568647269Is it philipanons art?
>>568644774
I will never be someone's favorite drawfag and that's ok
>>568647378I'm tired ok it's been a long day.>>568647383No but that's the only time I'm answering this type of question.
gimme some deltarune wallpapes please
>>568647382That Toriel is sex FUCK
why is the thread so evil tonight? is it a full moon or something?
>>568647360>pAInter
>>568646703I believe my words are obvious in their verisimilitudity
>>568647470
>>568647519I came in anon's cereal, sorry.
>>568647519The 'cord got bored
>>568647384I like this tuft anon
>>568645909>>568645945i also have a controller! check me out check me out i wasted a year's worth of money on this one!! i'm flexing it i'm flexing it also i haven't picked up an actual pencil in years this notebook is full of dirt and my lungs hurt
>>568647519It is a full moon, actually.
>>568647519i dont know but can you hold me anon, im scared...
>>568647470duplicate reply prevention keystrokes
What do YOU know about the Fujo poopsock?
>>568647723wtf I’ve never seen this before and im usually up to date on pippinses
>>568645813I found the berdley post
>>568647848hehe you said penis
>>568647753don't worry, i'll protect you*brings you close and holds you tight with my big manly arms*
What if Ralsei dies in chapter 5?
>>568647928if this happened irl i think id cum on the spot
>>568647957Good
>>568647957He can't. Prophecy needs him alive.
>>568646454Oh no its a good pic! I was just thoughtdumping per usual
Some of you really need to be touched or held
>>568647998Good
>>568647519The combo of thread denizen (You) bait + double misunderstood joke chain woke up the goblins
>>568647536carolanon got an irl painting from her. she doesn’t use ai
>>568648038>heldme please, i desperately need it especially today
>>568647470had to do some resizing from the original but I am using this one right now
>>568648045sigh... *twirls my hair cutely* if only...
Following the prophecy...is my top priority.
>>568647470Here's your epic wallpaper, bro.
>>568647470keystrokes my pussy
>>568646367
>>568648185Crusader of poopen...
>>568648038more than you could ever know
Prophecy vs Noobphecy vs Hackerphecy
>>568647470>>568648081it's just artschizo artschizoing, he doesn't actually believe what he's saying
Imagine CoL does a complete 180 when chapter 5 is out
>>568648081Sending someone a print doesn’t count
>>568648189YOURTOO WIDENEEDS TO BELONG
I have never gotten a single reply to any art I have ever made. I intend to keep it this way. Should you ever reply to my art, know I will go back in time to prevent you from doing so.
I still see my favorite from time to time
>>568647384cute
>>568648224I wish to hold him gently in my arms, comfort him, tell him that everything will be ok as long as I'm with him and kiss his fears away
>>568647470peestrokes
Post your art that you never got a reply so we can do a do over now that everyone is her and not on wrestling armadillos or whatever you guys do outside of /utg/
>>568648680me too
>>568648728Kris is Chara Deltarune who else would they know about the SOUL
>>568648029No worries I just didn't wish to upset you needlessly
The Soul is Kris
>>568648421
I don't remember if anyone replied to this but I just remembered making it and it's amusing to me because I like those fuckass wrinkly droopy red-eyed bloodhound dogs yeah hound dog
good night utg
>>568649005Stupidest interpretation
>>568647470>>568649082I don't remember seeing this, you really nailed the basset look lol
>>568649082Im a hound dog awoowooowoooo *sniffs* that reference makes me sad
The soul is a representation of Kris' desire to fuck inanimate object such as water coolers
>>568648752i drew quadraplegic bitchsuit kris a few threads back because i was bored
>>568648752Feels too desperate, I won't
>>568649005why would kris' soul be fighting them? doesn't make sense?
>>568647470>>568649290please flip your images you're hurting me
>>568649394it is flipped on my device idk why its doing that when i upload it
>>568647673>that medicationVERY very telly
>>568649460Device_Friend HHHHHMMMMMMMMMMM???????
>>568647470keys strokanoff
>>568646639https://voca.ro/13NKxcdUvd7x
>>568649082
new BoC is goodyayyy¤》○>>568644586wtf there is a loose sooz in the Kroom. This is false advertising I demand a refund.
>>568649290The hell is a bitchsuit?
>>568649613i don't know what you're talking about
>>568649805I laughed and saved this thank youI like when the Holidays are goofy mouse/dog creatures the same way the Dreemurrs are lions (cats)
>>568649867look it up itll all make sense
>>568649460Crop phone pictures just a little before uploading, yw bby
my teef hurt
>>568650013thank you anon i will do this *kisses you*
>>568649843Please get a social life not on the internet. Seriously.
>>568650343doomywoomyweedconsumy…
>>568650572I like you anon you’re a funny guy
any other vocaroo requests? Im bored
>>568650663do an impression of your favorite deltarune char
1 hour in utg or 1 hour in sthg
>>568650794just blow my shit off
>>568650794i only get to spend one hour here?
Imagine if the thorn ring was a chastity cage and Kris made Noelle put it on her minuscule penis.
https://files.catbox.moe/gpwy64.mp4
>>568650987don’t let painter see this
>>568650663do kris saying how much they love their vessel boyfriend
>>568651031Painter sees this every day and so does everyone blessed with their personal Spamton apparition
>>568650990Futaelle my beloved
>>568650663Tenna saying picrel
>>568651215I would never call a beautiful transgender woman like Noelle a "futa".
>>568650990imagine kris wearing their own chastity cage and in the dark world it makes them uncontrollably horny, but (You) get full control of them, making them your personal slut that can never climax and is always desperate to be used
>>568650987WOAH what is this!?
>>568649357Because there's something else cooking in there, like a werewolf
>>568651375I don’t know I can’t see anything help me where am I
>>568651329I'd prefer having a chastity belt on a recalcitrant Susie. Breaking down her tough persona by sexual teasing her would have me dripping more than her. I'm imagining the disgusted-yet-conflicted look she would give me as I pull my cock out of my underwear and hold it in front of her face. >inb4 she bites it offI'm not enough of an idiot to let that happen. When was the last time a dog bite your hand off while you were training it? Susie and her virginity will be mine.
>>568651396But Blue
>>568650987*a small gurgling noise can be heard behind her head*
hello
I'm not into Noelle but v.geneva's Noelle with a cock has been the centerpiece of my orgasms for nearly a decade
>>568650782https://voca.ro/1ihi13FmP4CO>>568651258https://voca.ro/1hmIvu7HS1t9 - i have literally 0 Kris headcanon so I just did like a whisper voice>>568651168https://voca.ro/14MDfJs0FKE3
She's MINE
>>568644774i feel stupid you can't even see these because of the camera quality but you can have themi think i'll just go back to using a mouse tee bee eich
>>568651970im going to jerk off to your voice tonight thank you voiceanon
I'm eating lamb chops yummy
Fave is having suicidal thoughts again uh oh
yume is me
>>568652054incedibel
>>568652254fave has these almost daily but youll never hear fave admit it
>>568647384forgot to reply to this. cute!
Do you guys think Noelle bought and put up a dragon blazer's poster in her room and Carol tore it down?
>>568652270Real
>>568646948malecharaSCHOLAR...
I draw because I like jerking off to my own drawings but also because I can look back on it later and say "yeah I could've added this or that to it"
>>568651970Yes Tenna I will give all the kisses you want to your warm, fuzzy glass screen
>>568646948Doebro…
Noelle's not gay.
>>568646948randomnameforthepurposeofstirringupdramastimmies…
Lesbian "sex" doesn't remove virginity so it's ideal for Noelle to have a gay phase until the Vessel arrives to be her forevermate.
>>568645883there were really only two generals i posted art in before
>>568653121If only
Flowey implemented unique part selection for generated monsters. He feels happy about thisNow, he should work on unique material replacement selection, which will use similar logic, and after that, rarecolor material replacement selection
Lately I've been feeling really down about working on my own game, mostly because I've felt really lost on what I should be doing next and panicking over stuff.I still don't really know what I'm going to do for it since I just want to make a Deltarune clone and trying to make the bullet hell part was hellish, but I'm feeling better now.
Deltarune clone bur with Kriselle
Dess making Kris molest Noelle like Marty Armstrong.
I'm watching a guy take a shit on youtube right now utg
well, okay.
Asgore and Toriel should have gotten back together
Al-Kwharizmi accidentally discovered the number Zero after trying to calculate how many Krisfags deserve to live
chatgpt, generate me a banal meaningless post
>>568653605you just made one
something to slay all kisfags
Its not grooming. Its slow burn romance.
>>568653605>tfw chapter 7 drops and it turns out every single /utg/ theory was wrong except the one posted by an anonymous user named “goonclown1998” in 2023 with 2 replies and a jpeg artifacted image of berdlyentire thread suddenly acting like they always believed it”yeah i called this months ago””toby’s foreshadowing was obvious honestly”posts screenshots cropped to hide timestampssomeone makes a 14 paragraph analysis explaining how the moss represented existential decayanother user says “THIS IS WHY UTG IS THE BEST COMMUNITY”immediately 37 people start fighting over whether the tv world is an allegory for imageboards
Fave was recently trying to look back on their favorite artist's social media posts because they would have speedpaints, good art advice or explanations on how they do certain effects in their art (fave even implemented some in their own work), but fave's favorite artist had their account suspended by shitter a little while back and forced them to make a new account, but they only post art in their new account and no longer give replies or adviceFave is fucked and can no longer look back on all those posts they wanted to from their old account, fave only wanted to improve...
>>568653642by god…
>>568653734omocat…
>>568653605google. show me this guy balls
I think Kris and Noelle should get to be happy
>>568644774>Hawk tuah, man!
I hate how artificially inflated these threads are. You guys post nonsense just to inflate the numbers. It's really annoying seeing how inflated and big the number of posts in the thread get I hate inflation I... I love inflation...
Is Gerson an incel?
>>568652152OH!>>568652623OH!!!
good night chunky monkeys
>>568653996Wow. It’s the first good krisfag post
>>568653998We're just having fun *inserts bike pump into your glistening anthill*
>>568654034he's incel by virtue of having oneitis for a dead human wizard
Gasriel Steemur
>>568653798You have the links to the older posts? Check the wayback machine to see if some of the advice was archived
this monster cracks humans
good night, my meowing milkmaids
>>568654237Don't call us that.
>>568654293Mrowww~... *meows and grinds against ur bits*
>>568654034Why is he such a sicko. Asriel's death traumatized the whole underground. Everyone knew asgore and toriel were miserable. This is like gloating about how those fuckers on the planes that hit the towers were better off dead
>>568654139That's what I'm trying to do, I am working from their old handle in the wayback machine The problem is trying to find anything that works before shitlon musk took over the platform and restricted guest access to all of shitter, worst part is that it's an NSFW account so it restricts the access even more
>>568646767calling someone’s art level you can only hope to achieve hit or miss is crazy
I was gonna say something but I forgot
>>568654615Innocuous comment about an undead entity riding on the back of a chicken
I forgot too
the forgotten plan...
>>568654615
What if fave was cheesy in their texture
*giggles under da blankie*
>>568655097HEY HEY HEY!! HANDS UP AND ABOVE THE BLANKETS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!
Good night my fungal chungles
*slides a giant french fry under my blanket**loud grinding noise from the bulge next to me*
what the fuck kind of bedbugs are those
*bugs my bed*
fave has been drinking less water because they kept instinctively overhydrating themselves every day. they feel surprisingly better even after one day, despite the slight headache.
>>568655673how much water were you drinking bruh
I admit it, I'm an embarrassing tranny, I ruined the sleepover
>>568654990Yes, just... yes. This is win.
>>568655673how tf does someone even do this?
>>568655707Enough to pee 8-10 times a day. Turns out this was flushing out electrolytes and vitamins. Explains why I’ve felt bad for a while now. Kind of embarrassing.
>>568655673you probably also need moresodium chloride
... don't... newsletter... june...... on bluesky... will be... or the release date...
>>568655947how much are we talking though? like 4 liters a day? more?
>>568655947Dumb doeposter
Listen to Fave's sloshing water filled belly
>>568654338God hes so fucking based
>>568652254>>568652313*slurps them out of your brain*
>>568655934Well you kind of just drink water and then drink water and then drink more water and eventually you drink it just to drink it>>568655962Definitely>>568656060More than what you’re “supposed” to get every day for sure. Don’t listen to stuff that tells you to drink all the time to “be healthy”, it’s stupid.>>568656090Don’t call me that
>>568653798What was some of the advice
>>568656351You're not the dumbest doeposter but you're like #3 on the leaderboards for dumbest doeposts.
bro how do you overhydrate
>>568656582look at my name
>>568656582gotta have wii bowling dude
Doefags remain undefeated in the most retarded subgroup of posters
1 + 1 = 2
>>568656654>>568656904Can you guys stop being mean
>>568656960HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU GET THAT RIGHTB
when favid (fave for short) is drawing a character for porn or jokes they’re fine with messing up the fine details but when they really care about a character it Pisses them off to not be able to put exactly what’s in their head on paper due to lack of technical skill, it’s like trying to transfer an ocean with a pipette
>>568656904dark warchief no further comment
>>568656904No, that title goes to the goatshitters
>>568654034>their childrenThis proves Chara and Azzy were siblings and that Chara having sex with anyone but me is incest.
>>568657064Kraut and CoL are noellefags and there are more of them in general
>>568657064That's not a subgroup there isn't a single person left who associates with him, plus he posts dess and there's the whole thing with his dad too...
I like that wordPipetteA french Pippins Whatre you doing just pippeting you?
>>568657163all I'm saying is a disabled sheep farmer split some atoms
>>568657163You're rightIt's looking pretty grim for the doefags
Doefag doesn’t even make sense since holidays have some of the best artists hereJudging all of it from /doe/ and 2 retards is stupid when there’s the horde of goat posters that post the same images every day until 4-5pm est
>>568657163wasn't he a krisfag
>>568657309Oh no don't point that out you'll make them mad
>>568656582It's more likely than you think.
>>568657163Kraut spiritually belongs to the goat crowd despite the OC character he latched onto without a hint of irony. CoL actually made fairly intelligent posts but was unbearably autistic and spergy about his special interests. He wasn't just 1% more autistic he was full 10% more autistic than anyone else.
>>568657309>when there’s the horde of goat posters that post the same images every day until 4-5pm estThis same thing is what I tried to argue, a lot of the doefags are still pretty dumb and cringe tho
doe daughter or gote son?
>>568657163CoL was a sansfag and you fucking know it.
>>568657508His problem was less the autism and more the sociopathy, obsession with self-victimizing political discourse, and stalking and threatening women online.
>>568657575the foid doefags can change the world as this thread has proven, one of the best outcomes for a kid you could have
Listen here woman, I came to complete the mission
>>568657607well he would like sans for killing a kiddo in genocides
The "knight" we see is only the knight's hand (or perhaps the shadow of the knight's hand) because when it says "the knight's hands glow with a strange color" the whole "knight" starts glowing. This implies we are only seeing its hand
>>568657656I mean yeah but it basically just amounts to weapons grade autism instead of the usual inert kind that's quirky and unique. The sociopath part isn't why he was so obnoxious to communicate with and should have actually made it easier for him to manipulate the thread into agreeing with his warped view of the game.
>>568657508most of his posts were complaining that an apple wasn't and orange, and that oranges are the standard for every fruit
>>568657730No, no, you're already forgetting what his signature line is likeIt was: "Let me educate you on something, woman"
>>568657863>The sociopath part isn't why he was so obnoxious to communicate withI disagree, his complete lack of empathy was very grating.
>>568657808It's Kris' missing handKrisknighters winning bigly
>>568658072friend knighters kinda also win since FRIEND is really pushed to look hand-like in its only canon appearance
>>568657920>>568658007I guess I should have really specified that when I said intelligent I was comparing him to the average dumb doepost. You never saw a post from him about how he was drinking himself to death on water because he simply did not know that was a thing. He was definitely one cold robotic asshole but he never struck me as actually being too retarded just yeah lacking in empathy or social cues or even interesting things to say about the stuff he is actually passionate about.
>>568658190ok, true then
>>568658190>cold robotic assholeMettaton noises
>>568658190damn you really still have a crush on him lmao
>>568658190Dude, I wouldn’t be surprised if most people are overhydrating in general due to “health experts” saying you should be drinking water every X minutes or whatever.
>>568657575world’s most rhetorical question
>>568657808Fun and cool idea but some people are so retarded they'll read this and then write a 40 minute youtube video script about it and then other humans will view the resultant video and agree
>>568658190Unfair to the doefags, they may say a lot of silly dumb things that make me laugh but compared to Co(a)L they have never made my brain drop brain cells when reading one of their funny dumb posts
If doeposters have the lowest IQ the who has the highest?
>>568658559I laugh at both for different reasons. Doeposters as a group are harmless compared to the individual walking circus types we attract here. Collective dumb and stupid individuals are two different beasts,
>>568658680Papyrus and Undyne enthusiasts which is also why they are rare. Lancerchads are smarter than they let on but not the smartest.
>>568658705for real, remember when doomer said col was the most bullied poster in these threads like an hour before he stole credit for a kriselle mod? ahh, good times...
>>568658680>>568658850Who are the most midwit favefags then?
All of this posting is stupid. You’re all dumb.
>>568658964that's a given
>>568658964Maybe, but not as dumb as a doeposter.
YOU’RE dumb!!! *runs away crying*
>>568658964such meaningless posts... i'll destory them all...!
I'm not dumb I'm just flatout retarded
Doefags trying to claim people all people who post the Holidays are doefags is just as stupid as trying to claim Asgorefag is a gotefag.That's just not what people mean and you know it.
>>568658887Doomer will say whatever for a (You) and seems to pretend to care about as much as he pretends to be unbothered. I seriously doubt that he was not working some kind of angle there.
chatGPT having a field day in here
If we put a favefag in a pit and forced them to fight each other, who would win?
Dumb crabs in a dumb bucket
>>568659224Hey, not everyone has pubic crabs like you do
>>568659224>posted from their iphone
>>568658887he's still being bullied, beyond the grave
>>568659223I would start crying immediately
>>568659223fave would win with their superior agility and intellect
>>568659152you apologized immediately, columbo
You guys fight each other like real fucking idiots all of you are so stupid it's like comparing a retard and a smart guy together and honestly you should just kill yourself for your innocoususosusms FUCK YOU
CoL will return on Festival morn mark my words
Why did col leave anyway?
>>568659327Yes, and?
O, ARE YOU GOINGTO SCARBOROUGH FAIR?
parsley sage rosemary and thyyyyyymeremember me to one who lives there she once was a true fave of mine
>>568659547he still posts occasionally. he just stopped posting as frequently after the twitter he used to harass the vtuber was discovered.
should've just stuck to omog afterall
>>568659547his vtuber stalking is the singular thing he feels shame about and he can't stand being around people who know about it
>>568659693He doesn’t feel shame, he’s just scared of consequences.
>>568659643>>568659693I refuse to believe it's because he got caught harassing a random woman, to me he feels like the exact type of person to not feel shame over such a thing
You're not Anon...y-y-you're EVIL Anon!!!!
>>568659834I'm bizzaro anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=el8_sxc9KhY
>>568659834I tried to change anon! I don't want to be evil anymore but you stupid creatures keep pushing me! It's your fault why I'm like this!
Yo
someone call?
>>568659062Unfortunately the most obnoxious ones are the loudest
>>568659834
Ho-Oh! Visitors for me!!! How wonderful! Wonderful!Do you want to play! Play!
fuck you
>>568659757It's not the kind of shame a normal person would feel, or remorse. He just now thinks that particular female was beneath him and not worthy of his anger being displayed. Unlike the politics replyguying he does on his alt account he didn't private.
love you!!!
>>568660119how fucking dare you >=/
>>568659637rosemary and thyme are hella good on a filet mignonmmmmmmmm steak..........
can you guys line up for me real quick?
I'm gay for erroranon
I don't wanna be evil anymore
I'm pure of heart
>>568660430I don't want to be this animal anymore. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Q-IgHnuWs
pure EVIL
>>568660369Beautiful, thank you for posting
>>568660475*corrupts you by diddling your pingus*
notice anything different?
I
>>568660580you're white...
You guys do know you can attach an image to any post that says anything you want, right?
>>568660762thanks for the tip
>>568660762no\
>>568660762
>>568660762what the fuck? since when?
>>568659364https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXVVvQP1TwU
>>568660762NO WAY!!
>>568660762No wonder why nobody has been answering my smoke signals. I was going to try signal flags next.
people assume just because i have brown skin, a curly afro and i smell bad that i must be latino...sigh
>>568661080she's blue dumbass
>>568661080can i fuck your wife
>>568661287Inaccurate
>>568660143This is really cute, I'm surprised I haven't seen this concept before like this really
>>568661287Very accurate, cummed.
>>568661080Get back into costume son
>>568661304i have a husband
>>568661579Oh! Can I do your husband please?????????
>>568661565
>>568661629NO.we are monogamous and fuck every day!
>>568661705>amfthis guy can't even take orders from his own brain
>>568661705Incredible how a guy like this could live 100 years thinking this way, be on his deathbed, and still not realize there was a whole world out there full of anything other than this
>>568661705Seal the fountains, Kill the knight, save the town and Mr Kraaaabs!
>>568661705
>>568661705Some people besides CoL talk about Deltarune this way when it started to not match up with their theories
>>568661826Holy fuxking kino
>>568661826https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fp6OoduoMo
LISA and OFF both got shit when they got ported to consoles, what's wrong with them?
>>568661705HOW MUCH LONGER NOW?MYDELTATUNE...
>>568661080I am all of these traits
I came to this world to complete the mission. Destroy the spectres, kill the guardians, purify the Zones. That is all I care about, nothing else, and I can't even have that. I have no allies in this realm who will actually take orders the way they're supposed to.
>>568662725fucking kekkkk
>>568644774Weird Route AU edgeslop, my beloved
>>568661826what cracks me up is that he later played off, got stuck in zone 0 and then stopped playing
>>568660762Don't mind if I do
>>568663247Meanwhile I got past the readme puzzle because I actually read those documents. I felt galaxy brained when I realized what kind of game it was going to be and started paying attention immediately.
>>568663413this is like art goals for me i want to be able to draw some random ass shit with fave some activity no one else would draw them doing but it’s all beautiful and cinematic and rendered pleasantly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIetY0x_9Xo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=op6SoPrMLKIit's a krusie kind of night
>>568663236I like that noelle
>>568662080I can't speak of LISA since I never played the console port, but OFF's newer remake got shit for having a completely different vibe.It replaced the weird poetic dialogue with more common words, it replaced the unique ambience and music with songs that were either entirely different in terms of ambience and vibes or tried too hard and felt like bootleg variations of the originals, it added visual aids to puzzles that were entirely hearing-based (which you could not disable) to make them easier, it got rid of puzzles that used meta elements, and it added a lot of newer art that had an entirely different artstyle from the original. None of these are really that bad, they're completely understandable considering the development of it (the fact Materia wanted full control of Coldwood's music to wrangle OFF's ost like UNDERTALE's, the fact Mortis Ghost's artstyle changed because it has been over a decade since the release of the game, etc.) but it does mean that, since it's niche as hell, the audience that has autistically kept up with it for all these years disliked the change of tone. Combine that with the newer audiences going into it expecting it to be another Undertale or Deltarune (which it definitely isn't) and it ended up not really appealing to any specific audience.At least the new The Room content was good, I guess.
>>568663918If krusie means "spending the past ten hours finishing of an assignment you neglected to do just before the due date" then sure, at least my stuff will be done unlike whatever the hell project Susie and Kris was meant to do
>>568664128good luck anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zoSdmCB-tE
im angryi need to physically abuse someone as an outlet
>>568664059:(>It replaced the weird poetic dialogue with more common wordsWhy would you ever even think of doing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngiSObCy6ok
i'm angryi need to have passionate sweaty sex with someone as an outlet
AAAHOWWWIM SORRY ANONI PROMISE ILL BE BETTER *sobs*
>>568664545You fw 400lb neckbeards w/ gender issues?
>>568664059I thought it was just the music they changed but wtf the rest of it is also shit, I can't speak much for the off port but I can speak for the lisa port though and that was horrible, everything was worser, outright the game is somehow slower, sound effects and music changes that was horrible and with one of the biggest selling points being a shit ending with a superboss that takes two hours to beat, the only good thing was some added dialogue in some camp scenes but even then it wasn't for every character, the original is still the besthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2G1s9OIbqkthey also neutered one of the best songs in the game
>>568664853Counterpoint: The superboss and the entire sequence it's in is fucking baller
>>568664837Precisely
i'm a hairy 5'5, 124 pound moid. who want me?
(nobody cares about her sooouull)
>>568665378Just get fatter. That way, a few of the foids here would probably kill, persumably each other, for your hand.
>>568665378the other moids probably do
>>568665378You’re not big enough
Does having friends count if they constantly turn down your offers to hang out only to hang out with other friends they like more?Fave wonders this.
>>568664059it's interesting that people seem to hate pretty much everything toby involves himself in that ISN'T undertale/deltarune. he has a death touchexcept omori and that baby bears show i guess
I didn't show up to a funeral because I was too busy masturbaiting said fave
>>568667279Toby work in homestuck is pretty good too
The moment fave stepped foot into Zion they were attacked by the White Legs and watched Jed get gunned down. What the fuck?
Toby should release Chapter 5 early because I'm very depressed
Wanted to share these dicers I came across because I think they're neat https://x.com/moonarch118089/status/2059615898277994960?s=20
I just woke up can I get a kiss
>>568669360Mwah
>>568667279Nahhh, I'm the guy you're replying to and Toby's involvement in the OFF remake didn't bother me that much. Mortis asking him to add Bonetrousle into Dedan's theme really weirded me out, considering it doesn't fit at all with his character, but I think that's more of a Mortis Ghost fuck-up instead considering Toby was just doing his job there.Besides, he composed a few songs for that one farming game, didn't he? It received great reviews both on Steam and by critics alike, like go check the Steam reviews and more than half of them are paragraphs upon paragraphs praising it. He also aided Temmie with both of her games, and those ended up being incredible too.If you count Sans in Smash, you can look at Ultimate's reception to see how people loved it too. His collaborations with Itoki Hana did not result in any sort of drop in her audience either, and in fact, both The Greatest Living Show and 74 are great pieces of music, with the former having gorgeous animation.I would hardly call all of this a "death touch." I just think sometimes people you work for fuck up all by themselves. Hussie, for example, would have fucked Hiveswap over regardless of Toby composing for it or not. Same with the YIIK dev.
>>568669386Tehe thank you :)
>>568667279Pokemon SV is a broken mess but I still like it.
>>568669448>Besides, he composed a few songs for that one farming game, didn't he?What farming game? The evil farming game?
>>568669618Fields of Mistria, which apparently mindbroke over half the Stardew Valley fanbase back in 2024 for having so much content in it and expanding on the formula with pages upon pages of NPC interactions and quests. Something something "holy shit two cakes!"
>>568669753Oh I heard about that. Had no idea Tobert was involved
looks can be deceiving, when tobert is involved
>>568654474Something like >>568646803 isn't hard to achieve but who would want to draw something like that, its an eyesore even when she draws something well. She has very ugly sensibilities
>Reheating hours old, moldy and slimmy stimmy bait
>pointing out bait killed the threadgrim telly
>>568672483I'm writing at the moment but I'm still here... watching you
Gents this is not a game. Where is the newsletter. I'm putting on my serious face for this post, though you cannot see it. Serious face.
>>568672845spring newsletters always release early june
>>568672483I Am Also Writing Something Like That Other Guy
stop hitting me mommy...
>>568674358Esl Berdfag That Capitalizes The Start Of Every Word Like This, Is That You?
>>568674568I didn't think I'd be able to see a more uncanny Noelle.
>>568674069goot
>>568674583I hope not. There's enough mental illness here as is
>>568674702geat
>>568674583No I just do that sometimes because it's funny
Kris is my favorite waifu
>>568674768>>568674860bruh>>568674792göte>>568674938many people are saying this!
>>568674938she's purple cock only
>>568675018geeh
Rubbing against Kris's perky breasts
>>568675018>That Vine meme is 20 years old nowOh the humanity
I care not for Kris.
>>568675156No wait that's not a Vine meme, I think. I'm getting confused in my old age
>>568675054grroooot>>568675156>>568675245I'M OLD!
>>568675391Goatta go. Have a nice day, friend!
>mus_smile plays in the basement of the holiday houseSomehow have never heard of this. What the fuck did Toby even mean by this?
>>568675478you too!
Setting up a romantic evening with Asgore baking and decorating flower-shaped cookies to surprise him when he gets home from work as I noticed him eyeing the selection of treats upon passing the bakery section during our grocery shopping the other day, and once he enters the front door to see the equipment all laid out on the counter with my proposal following the immediate brightening of his expression brought butterflies to my stomach (about halfway through piping a daisy he moved to stand just behind me so he could give a gentle embrace and work on drawing intricate petals together with his chin atop my head, and I'd be lying if I said this wasn't the mental image on my mind as I stealthily ordered the necessary supplies online days prior). Taking a tray with snacks, water, and a fan with which to cool Asgore out to him as he takes a break from gardening on a scorching summer's day, and as I sit in the grass just besides him I must actively fight off the urge to cuddle close to avoid making the heat even worse (though it seems he read me like a book before I had even sat down as he reached an arm over to scoot me into his side as he happily munched away into one of his tuna sandwiches with a content smile). Letting my mind wander to daydreams of Asgore's loving smile warming my heart and his gentle voice thrumming against my body as boredom eats away at me throughout my workday dragging on for what feels like days, until finally I'm able to call him during a break and unload all the passionate confessions of love that had been unwittingly building up as I held him in my thoughts (when he eventually got a chance to speak as crazed proclamations of my already well-known feelings for him draw to a close he returns the sentiment by making an impromptu speech of his own in hopes of matching my unexpected energy, the conclusion of which made me so hopelessly giddy to see him later that the boredom of work shifted into outright agony in the form of excited impatience)
>>568669825The Fields of Mistria devs are also in the credits for chapter 2 as playtesters, IIRC
>>568674358If you're using the Raise Up Your Bat lyrics as evidence, then you should also include that "vessel" is another word for boat so the "ark" is also a "vessel"
>>568676416i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore i want to fall in love with asgore
>>568675690darkness in the sewers or something
ralsei sexy sex
>>568677923MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THIS!!!
I'm not saying this.
I've been saying this for quite some time now
<3
i love kris so much i wanna leave little love marks all across their naked body, i want to marry kris and kiss them lovingly as i slide their wedding ring onto their finger, i want them to be mine forever and ever and ever
>>568675690There is a reservoir of pure darkness under Hometown, which has leaked into the water supply. The basement is subterranean so you can hear the darkness there. You can also hear it near the shelter for similar reasons.
>>568679798Sir, that’s a child.
>>568646367Here's your hooman.
/utg/ has an age of consent problem.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!>AGE OF EMPIRES!!VERSUS>AGE OF CONSEEEEENT!!BEGIN
>>568680556I AM ADOLF HITLER
>>568680617Every white man is waiting deep down for the day he is asked to do a Hitler impression
age of consent has /utg/ problem
i miss susie
Fave and Joshua Gerson hunted down the White Legs and killed their leader, Salt-Upon-Chaos-Chaos. Zion is saved.
>>568679857..out of 10!
>>568679564I take a tiny feather and hold it up to his face and watch the tip of his nose move around to follow it
>>568665378shave your body hair and i would absolutely destroy you
fave would look good with a gaping bullet wound through their head
>>568682249Lil' Timmy woke up angry that there's only regular cheerios and not honey nut cheerios for breakfast.
Spamton NEO eats bullets for the sweet taste of lead and to power his attacks
Undyne is so cool she eats her 9mm rounds for her service pistol in a bowl with milk for breakfast.
good morning i love them
Why do people pretend to like SpamTenna
Undyne was right for shooting that fucking darkner
>>568683536it is a mystery
>cop character enters dark world>first thing she does is shooting at the black guyBRAVO TOBY
Lately Fave has felt like evil won in the world and Fave's average fellow citizen is not human in the same way Fave is and not ensouled
>>568684512Congratulations, your fave the only sentient animal in line for the slaughterhouse. Nobody has ever come to the same realizations as you, especially not during the 1980s and 1990s and especially not the several million fight club fanboys.
>>568684770It's not about a slaughterhouse or being sheep it's about nobody cares how hard they're fucking the planet and the next generations yet simultaneously they think the birth rate is too low, they just want new slaves
post /utg/ artifacts
>>568685083You should bring it up with your parents that probably still house you based on you not being too busy to make these statements.
>>568685434I live in an apartment I pay for and it's before work hours
>>568651813scribbles
>>568685328I don't think this is a /utg/ original but how can I not post this
>>568685328
>>568685893kino
God I fucking hate my phone I fucking hate infinite scroll social media I fucking hate what tech moguls did to us I wish every tech ceo was sent to hell and raped for eternity and every rape was as fresh and profoundly horrible as the first rape
>>568686496>rapemmmmmmmmmmmmm rapeeeee~...>*drooooools*
https://voca.ro/1cGSPnfeQ6erworking from home is nice
>>568686496you may wish for billionaires and tech moguls to be sent to niggerhell to be raped for eternity, but are you brave enough to wish the same for the normie cattle that watches their doomscrolling garbage?
>>568686447MY BOY!!
>>568657064He's not a poster, he's a tourist that never fit in. Doefags are homegrown.
>>568669753
Rudys dick game must be insane
>>568688793i dont like art like this its too mean :c
fave had a dream that the family was back together and everyone made up and apologized for the things theyve done, then fave woke up
>>568688793Imagine snoriel sliding around on your dick/pussy
>>568688793this is scary
>>568689073We're your family now
should i get rivals of aether 2
>>568682571THE PAIN ITSELF IS REASON WHY
;-;
>>568689721no. emulate a japanese ps2 game instead. you'll enjoy it much better
>>568689697im not sure if i should feel good or bad about this
A study has shown that a man named Chris or a talking animal is more likely to be cast as the protagonist in a film than a woman over 60.
>>568690050is sonic heroes a japanese ps2 game
>>568689697are you guys my family too?
>>568669523this
>>568690702/utg/: When you're here, you're family
Sometimes you want to goWhere everybody knows your name,and they're always glad you came.(utg)
>>568691125simon…
going to the /utg/ family reunion and the walls are covered in period blood spamtenna yaoi ritual art
>>568691282CUTE!
>>568691407don't eat femanons lasagna...
>>568691479red sauce lasagna is my favorite food though
>>568690665uh... yes!
>>568691407The artists are all bent over backwards in a crab position, then a shotgun noise is heard and anew drawing appears, perfectly lined and shaded
What if Toby was Russian
>>568691972>>>/co/
>>568690603Chris Pratt is going to play Toriel in the undetale movie
Ugh, penis inspection day AGAIN? But we just had one last week, Ms. Alphys!
>>568691972>lil drunk russian bunny twinkoh fuck
>>568691972>Kris is 100% a boy or a girl but is probably bisexual, listens to metalcore and plays CS:GO with Berdly >Susie wears a tracksuit and steals mobile phones>Ralsei lives wih his terminally ill Darkner grandma and plays violin in his spare time
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vToZmxChlw7vpySMDBGEkpbxwqbDNHb2f6SR8VfrON8TUi33LRvTiHW3jDc8UOZsnwgaTH80-YMTUjG/pubFinished writing down my theory in a somewhat consise and fully summarized manner
Would worship her
Another injury like that, and you could end up like that poor creature there.In the Iron Fave.
>>568692351This one doesn't drink, he was deliberately designed to be a good example for the kids. The other one, however...
>>568692778>>>/co/
Fave with the Iron Mask.
Fave with the cute feet.
fave in the brazen bull
>>568691972furries are so much more appealing in literally any other style than the standard one lmao
I sentence fave to scaphism
spdr
>>568688793alphys snail ray is out of control
>>568693354arguably the most disgusting art ive ever seen posted here
>>568693448MY BOY!!
>>568693354The cultural impact of Spongebob Squarepants is still sending ripples across the cosmos
Skoof Papyrus
>>568693489
>>568693580i wasn't sure if that episode was real or just a dream i had
How are we enjoying Mina the Hollower? Is it better than Deltarune?
>>568692518If I had some raw gold Id build an idol to Toriel
>>568693685eating macaronies rn
hey guys!
>>568693864I ate spaghet earlier
It's hot
>>568693991based>>568694036many people are saying this!
>>568694036Toriel requires several pints of ice cream haha
Dangerous goat
If Kris is Kain and Susie is Cecil and Ralsei is Rydia then who is Edge
If Kris is Caine then who is Jax
If Frisk is Kris and Ralsei is Asriel and Papyrus is the Knight then who was phone
>>568694720noelle after killing her parents on weird route
>>568694850Me
>>568693772so what is this industry plant game about
If gaster is egg man who is sonic
>>568694720Dess is KainKris is RazielRalsei is Ariel Dess refused the sacrifice
>>568695070Kris. They're both blue. And Sonic had a sword one time I think.
if kris is my thoidwife than who am i?
>>568695246Freakathoid.
>>568695020furry ratgirl doing zeldathings
>>568694803The player is Pomni, Ralsei is Ragatha, Susie is Zooble, Noelle is Gangle, Asgore is Kinger, and Kris is Jax
What do you have to do again to get the mantle?
and you may find yourself in a beautiful Castle Townwith a beautiful thwife
same as it ever was
>>568695508Make Kris watch The Matrix and conceptualize the thought of becoming The Chosen Cop
>>568695430Link but fuzzy
toriel found a golden boombox
>>568695848
thoids get the BWC
My poor goot is overheating
>BWCDoesn’t exist lol
>>568696086>T. asianon
>>568695508you need to s-rank the rounds and then go to the s-rank room
>>568696086Indian Coded Post
>>568696415People don't thank Elon enough for BTFOing every single third worlder pretending to be American or European on twitter
>>568697161me if I went on a date with Tenna
Twinkler the Twinkle Fairy turns your Fave into a Twink.
>>568695394Literally me (as Shadow and Kris thought bubble)
>>568696084i want to rub my penis against his paws
Do you think Alphys would appreciate a foot massage
Tinkle Tinkle Hoy
Give me a long kiss goodnightAnd everything'll be alrightTell me that I won't feel a thingSo give me faveacaine
>>568697715nyo...
Out of body and out of mindKris the demons out of my dreamsI get the funny feeling and that's alrightfavey says it's better than hereI'll tell you why
>>568697957ralsei, you just can't go shoving unlubed dildos up your bum. now you're crying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOn0z0IRVN8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc
>>568697870I massaged my teacher's feet as a kid and she liked it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pze8Dyqiky8
>>568697957>>568698148>>568698319>>568698497>>568698678>>568698925>>568699175
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEOl38y8Nj8
>>568693456It's pretty bad but nothing beats the Toriel shit tidal wave or Toriel filling the classroom with shit. Though the absolute worst art I've EVER see posted here was Blue Ears about to rape a toddler Muffet in her crib he's babysittingSorry for sharing this knowledge I've just had to live with it for years and it's fucked with me.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTzGMEfbnAw
>>568699880>>568699880>>568699880Hop on
>>568699495>Toriel filling the classroom with shitdon't speak ill of my man tobyart
>>568696669He literally changed the laws to allow mass migration of hibs into the US lol
>>568709587Please rethink what you just wrote and think about what would be required for him to change how laws work
